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Concerned adult elf wife

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>> No.36734936
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First for Wonderland Supremacy!

>> No.36734940

>>36734843

What's their disposition?

>> No.36734941
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Jinkos deserve kisses!

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Dumb hags and their fat sacks

>> No.36734951
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>kikis won the poll last thread
some of you are alright

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>>36734931
>Elves
Fake-ass poser MGs. Practically cosplay tier. Nobody really likes elves. They just tolerate them, and make jokes at their expense, for the memes.

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>>36734951
hellhound would make for a better maid than a stinky- i mean kiki

>> No.36734985

>>36734964
And this is when i make a clean exit by running to my car.

>> No.36735018

>>36734951
I'd rather just have a Devil maid.

>> No.36735019
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>>36734951
I should be proud of Slav superiority, but I still would rather marry a Shog.

>> No.36735051

>>36724270
Super nice Magus, I wonder what's next.

>> No.36735079

>>36734947
>t.seething loli

>> No.36735103
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I want monster milk and I want it now!

>> No.36735111

>>36735019
why is she mad?

>> No.36735119

I wonder how mamono would feel about my fetish for large-breasted girls getting jealous of petite, wide-hipped girls getting more attention from me?

>> No.36735120

>>36735111
you forgot to wear your shog undies

>> No.36735140

>>36735111
anon refuses to pay the debt of his ancestors

>> No.36735149

>>36735019
How do I get a Shog with small breasts?

>> No.36735164

>>36734951
The masses always had poor taste

>> No.36735165

>>36735149
You just look for a Shog. If she doesn't already have a small chest, make your preferences known to her and she will adapt.

>> No.36735166

>>36735149
you ask her

>> No.36735217

>>36735165
>>36735166
That's convenient.

>> No.36735244

>>36735217
Kikis just can't compete with the superior shog meido

>> No.36735256

>>36735244
So, how good is a Shog at emulating a synthesizer setup?

>> No.36735270

>>36735256
just add a drop of nanomachines and you are good to go

>> No.36735289

>>36735164
correct, hellhound is popular after all

>> No.36735292
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Dumb dragons

>> No.36735308

>>36735140
throws life savings and deed to their home at shog. "That's all i have to my name, now leave me be."

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>> No.36735367
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Beware of kots

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>>36734976
Hellhounds act big and tough but then run around wearing shimapan. It's like they want to be teased about their choice of underwear

>> No.36735409

>>36735378
they want you to notice them, so they can go
"if you like them so much why not take them from me?"

>> No.36735411

>>36735378
she's baiting you anon, beware

>> No.36735432

>>36735409
"Cause I don't want to die."

>> No.36735460

>>36735308
that was not what was bargained with anon

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>> No.36735466

Hellhounds are basically basic bitch taste in monster girls

>> No.36735472

>>36735308
Such generosity! She now owes a life debt to you.

>> No.36735499

>>36735466
nah, that's succubus

>> No.36735505

>>36734964
>get grabbed and dragged into the backroom while the orc asks another barista to cover for her
>collapse outside the front door after closing time because your pelvis has been thoroughly powderized
>"Don't forget your coffee, humie."
>she sets a fresh cup of coffee on the ground next to you with her name, number, and kissmark on it
Guess I'll come to this place more often.

>> No.36735515

>>36735499
>succs are basic compared to hellhounds itt

>> No.36735517

>>36735466
nah, that's kitsune

>> No.36735531

>>36735292
I wish there was a season 2

>> No.36735534

>>36735517
I have to agree that they are around the same level

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>>36735462

>> No.36735628

>>36735466
Along with cows, foxgirls, succubi, elves, and pretty much any insect girl.

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>>36734931

>> No.36735648

>>36735628
>Giant Ants are basic taste

>> No.36735706

WHERE ARE THE BIG MILF BAPHS

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>>36735706
best I can do

>> No.36735729

>>36735466
the only basic taste is humans, all monster lovers are equal before the eyes of god!

>> No.36735741

>>36735722
THAT'S A LOLI, GODDAMNIT

>> No.36735744

>>36735729
as heretics and sinners

>> No.36735746

>>36735466
>>36735499
>>36735517
It appears their superiority is causing some controversy

>> No.36735757

>>36735472
anon just tries to shoo her away as he goes to find a carboard box to sleep in.

>> No.36735759

>>36735744
wrong, as blessed beings and saints! to lay with a monster, no matter its species, is to practice our lord's gospel!

>> No.36735762

>>36735722
I'll take the hag bapho if the other guy doesn't want her.

>> No.36735765

>>36735741
You get what you get and you don't throw a fit

>> No.36735766

>>36735741
that's the lore, nerd

>> No.36735767

>>36735746
>>superiority
>when jabberwocks and krakens exist

>> No.36735769
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>>36735706
Seek and you shall find.

>> No.36735773

>>36735765
>>36735766
oh the unfairness of life
>>36735762
bugger off

>> No.36735777

>>36735466
Not anywhere close, basic is the ones that appeal to normalfags like catgirls, fox girls mermaids, succubus and vampire. It may surprise you but if you shown hellhound to a lot of normalfags they would assume it was furry.

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>>36734936

>> No.36735785

>>36735769
OH I AM TRULY BLESSED. THANKS ANON

>> No.36735792

>>36735773
>doesn't want the loli
>doesn't want anybody else to have the loli
Sounds pretty greedy to me.

>> No.36735794

>>36735531
its based on a game thats long dead so thats not going to happen

>> No.36735806

>>36735767
I don't think anon can come up with a reason to hate heckhounds, mofu and succs other than "popular bad"

>> No.36735808

>>36735792
bugger off with her** my bad, anon

>> No.36735822

>>36735806
I didn't mean to imply succs are bad, just basic, in the sense of being the "base model" species, you feel me? I think that >>36735759 >>36735729 this dark priest is right and all

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Gonna corrupt an automaton's subroutines by flustering her! Gonna marry that robutt so hard she can only run heartpupil.exe!

>> No.36735871

>>36735806
Different anon, but I don't really have anything to like about hellhounds.
>Not into dommes
>Don't like dogs
>Doesn't appeal to any "fantasy world" fantasies of mine

>> No.36735882

>>36735822
Succs have monstrous features to the same degree as many other types though

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Ghost butt!

>> No.36735910

>>36735882
that's the point, what with the DL being a succ and all

>> No.36735932

>>36734963
>t. Gazer jealous of married elves

>> No.36735953

>>36735806
OP here, just wanted (you)s

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>>36734941
Jinkos deserve progeny and lifelong marriage

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>>36736029
Yes, they get that after the kisses.

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What's the most cruel/degrading thing a dark elf or similar species could get away with in MGE? I

>> No.36736069

>>36736064
pretending to abandon you on the street corner while watching close by

>> No.36736094

>>36736064
>you visit parents' house with her
>she slips tentacle potion in your drink
>she slips away and shlicks it in the corner while she watches you ravage your mom from a distance

>> No.36736107

>>36736094
Leave.

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>36736094
Making you cuck your dad is exactly the thing that wouldn't fly.

>> No.36736125

>>36736064
Sabotaging fellow monsters' sex life slipping anti-depressives that hamper ejaculation of their husbands in their food/drinks
If you mean to their own husbands, public rape but of the humiliating kind. I dunno like forcing him to drink a shota potion or something at it.

>> No.36736129

>>36736064
making you read really cringy smut books out loud for her because she is too lazy to put the effort to actually read herself

>> No.36736130

>>36735079
Fat dumb hag dragon just can't compete with cute smaller multi eyed girls.

>> No.36736145

>>36736064
whoring her husband out

>> No.36736172

>>36736064
Probably humiliation of some sort with the intent of breaking you into being her slave

>> No.36736178

>>36736145
He said Dark Elves, not Bicorns

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>>36736064
>Putting (you) in a petsuit and taking you for a walk around town.
>Once she sees enough people watching, she casts a horny spell and has (you) perform doggy on her.

>> No.36736222

>>36736178
are they not the same?

>> No.36736256

>>36736216
That sounds more like it'd humiliate all the other single monsters on the spot rather than (You)

>> No.36736272

>>36736064
they're not very respectful and not very chill. i wouldn't get along with them very well.
i'd say orgasm denial but i think monsters don't get the point of that either.

>> No.36736282

>>36736064
put you over her knee, pull down your pants and spank you

>> No.36736287

>>36736282
in public

>> No.36736303

Monster girls are the embodiment of a peak female form

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>> No.36736336

>>36736272
They'd instead force successive orgasms until you beg them to stop

>> No.36736357

>>36736064
not reading you a bedtime story and not giving your milkies before bed

>> No.36736412

What does it mean to have the title of "Everchosen" in the monstergirl lands? What does being an "Everchosen" to your Demon Waifu or in the Demon Realms mean?

>> No.36736425

>>36736412
sounds lame

>> No.36736455

>>36736357
Too far, the demon lord will hear about this

>> No.36736490

>>36736412
sounds like you're just married.

>> No.36736526

>>36736455
>a new decree from the demon lord
>all men will be read a bedtime story and be given their milkies before bed by their wives

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My threads are doing iron man numbers and I don't care anymore

>> No.36736545

>>36736527
what

>> No.36736546
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Is alraune really that popular?

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>>36736527
I donut understansld

>> No.36736590

>>36736546
This one girl I talked to wanted to be one

>> No.36736617

>>36736526
Fuck that! Humans are wise respectable beings! They shouldn't be treated by monster girls like kids fragile of body and soul needing escorts and headpats all the time!
Also tell them this does not mean they should cut the headpats completely.

>> No.36736629

>>36736617
so you don't want to drink breast milk before you want to go to bed?

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majestic byurd

>> No.36736645

>>36736590
I guess if you plant that idea the girl will flower

>> No.36736648
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>>36734931
Repent, sinners.

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>>36736634
monsters partying up

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>>36736617
Suuuure

>> No.36736662

>>36736629
I-I didn’t say that. This and that are unrelated.

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>> No.36736667
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>>36734931

>> No.36736673

>>36736662
t.Roland

>> No.36736678
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>>36736546
>>36736645
Having a flower gf can be comfy. Hope you don't get allergies.

>> No.36736682

>>36736662
you know monster would love a tsun like you

>> No.36736692

>>36736678
Last time an Alraune beat me up in a game the worst that happened was giving me a flowerjob and saying she’d do that till she trained me to cum from contact with her flowers.

>> No.36736713

>>36736682
There is a monster for every type. I’d say tsun lovers would be more common among the smugger sadistic ones like Cheshire and Dark Elves.
Kind of like how muscular tall monsters find hot as fuck anons that want protection.

>> No.36736727

I legit can’t imagine any of you transversing MGE without becoming the monster kingdom’s bicycle. Hell, I can’t imagine any of you walking two steps without getting raped straight away and somehow escaping only to get raped by the next level 2 monster in range.

>> No.36736730

Im new here, are there any cunny monster girl?

>> No.36736740

>>36736730
Oddly enough the cunny ones canonically have the strongest and best of pussies in MGE. Check Baphomet.
In MGQ this is saved to artificial monsters instead

>> No.36736744

>>36736727
>being monster kingdoms bicycle
where do I sign up

>> No.36736745

>>36736727
i'll straighten up my act once one of them snags me

>> No.36736746
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>>36736730
Plenty.

>> No.36736756

>>36736727
>without becoming the monster kingdom’s bicycle
Well that wouldn't be me because I have a fee

>> No.36736766

>>36736692
Last h-game that I remember playing was Violated Hero 4. The alraune there had thorns in her pussy VHIII has that too.
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/2230487
Shame. I really like the scene otherwise.

>> No.36736770

>>36736727
So long as I get food, water, housing, and a bed they can do whatever they want.

>> No.36736771

>>36736756
>I have a fee
Congrats anon, you are the aristocrat’s bicycle instead, fucked by all those hags that only have money, mansions and desperately crave for affection.

>> No.36736788

>>36736771
You say that like it’s a bad thing.

>> No.36736789
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wolpertinger

>> No.36736798

>>36736766
>spoiler
The fuck. Jesus Christ the hell. Was the scene good though? Is the game good?
The one I was talking about was LustGrimm by the way. I didn’t lose to most plant monsters in MGQ to know their scenes because I didn’t like the artist responsible for them. Well except Alraune Queen. In her case she’d rape you for decades because her pussy had a weird life extending property.

>> No.36736799

>>36736771
Fine by me, I can pretend to be a butler, or whatever they want. I'll also take any potions they want. It won't be cheap but hey, they can afford it.

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>>36736727
I just need to hire a good bodyguard like pic related and I can safely travel the whole world as a monogamist.

>> No.36736819

>>36736771
my dream job, just thinking about those hags having there perverted way with me is getting my hard

>> No.36736826

>>36736727
It really depends on where you appear really, and if any other anons spawn near you so they can be used as bait.

>> No.36736828

>>36736744
>>36736756
>>36736770
>>36736788
>>36736799
Stop being manwhores! You are contributing to the stereotypes they have of us!

>> No.36736841

>>36736828
and thats bad because?

>> No.36736847

>>36736814
>last words said by this anon before his bodyguard went into heat

>> No.36736852

>>36736828
Woah woah woah Anon; I’m a legitimate businessman who runs my own landscaping company, just because I have sex with the older, richer, clientele doesn’t automatically make me a “manwhore”!

>> No.36736853

>>36736828
I am what I am.

>> No.36736865

>>36736828
i mean if you drop into a group of 5 girls, how are you going to break 4 hearts like that?

>> No.36736871

>>36736828
>stop being manwhores
I can't. It runs in my family

>> No.36736876

>>36736727
I don't want to be a whore. I may want to be a mind broken sex slave but I also want to be loved and to keep it monogamous preferably.

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Abracadabra boom now you have to forfeit all your food anon

>> No.36736885

>>36736847
I expect this sooner or later and I will still be a monogamist with my bodyguard, not a town/kingdom/continent bicycle, so my point still stands.

>> No.36736890

>>36736828
All I want is to be taken care of and not have to worry about stupid life stuff, if I can also get free sex out of that then why would I not take that deal?

>> No.36736893

>>36736881
>fireball is just her throwing a cabbage at you

>> No.36736912
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It's time to go to Heaven my husband

>> No.36736918

>>36736912
N-Noooo!

>> No.36736921
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The truth is you all would be working in mamono brothels pleasing hags

>> No.36736931

>>36736881
>work as a magician
>one day your Greenworm daughteru isn’t eating because one of the bullies at school called her ‘fat’
>decide on fighting that little shits dad later as you have to make your daughter happy
>tell her you can make “magic food” which won’t make her gain any weight
>with your Papillon waifu you make a big show about making food appear from nowhere
>your daughteru has stars in her eyes after you make her plate appear in front of her
>that was almost ten years ago
>now your 25 year old Greenworm daughter always demands you make her “magic food” for every dinner

>> No.36736938

>>36736921
no I would only be pleasing the madam of the brothel
I would be her personal manwhore who cooks for her, takes care of her, and sleeps in her bed

>> No.36736940

>>36736921
I mean, I would love it, but you'd have to deal with half of the customers falling in love and trying to take you out of that life, which seems bothersome

>> No.36736945

>>36736921
I’m sure 50% of those anons that landed in cities are too dumb to locate that work place and would collapse from hunger along the way only to wake up in a comfy big bed, marriage ring on the finger, being warmed by a monster girl
This is without factoring dumb anons that landed in places like forests and deserts instead

>> No.36736946

>>36736921
Again, you say that like it’s a bad thing Anon. I don’t know how you can’t understand that we love hags and we crave any attention no matter where it comes from. It’s like a match made in desperate heaven.

>> No.36736956
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>>36736921
I would only be pleasing my sugar mommy.

>> No.36736958

>>36736921
>working in a brothel
I'd be a wandering whore, going where the winds take me

>> No.36736960

>>36736931
>Papillon mother trying to explain to her overlygrown daughter that magic food is not real
>Greenworm daughter gasping in horror, saying her father would never EVER lie to her like that

>> No.36736966

>>36736945
>collapse from hunger
>not getting claimed the moment they turned the corner
language barrier would be funny, unless they speak english cause magic

>> No.36736968

>>36736931
>>36736960
The pains of fatherhood.

>> No.36736978
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36736978

Smol dragon zombie

>> No.36736988

>>36736945
I would honestly draw that I am willing to fuck to for money so I can eat

>> No.36737000

>>36736988
congratulations, you are holding a sign in a language nobody can read, now what?

>> No.36737014

>>36737000
draw as in images that depict me taking coins to sleep with a monster and then taking said coins to a bakery for some bread to eat

>> No.36737016

>>36736945
More like kidnapped and sold in a black market

>> No.36737017

>>36737000
It’s not hard to draw crudely enough to get the point across.

>> No.36737020

>>36737000
he just needs to use gestures
eat and bang gestures are super easy to understand

>> No.36737030

>>36737014
>>36737017
>>36737020
if it is so easy it prove it. Draw the sign

>> No.36737038
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>>36737030
something like this?

>> No.36737039

>>36737016
being sold as an exotic slave at the desert market doesn't sound that bad

>> No.36737041

>>36737030
No. It’s not pertinent to this threads topic. Also I’m at work nigga I ain’t drawing shit while I’m on the clock.

>> No.36737054

>>36737000
He won’t need a sign after his stomach growls loudly. Soon all the girls in the shops will be giving him free food.

>> No.36737070

>>36737000
just cry

>> No.36737118

I'm not a manwhore if I marry every girl I lay.

>> No.36737124
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>>36734931

>> No.36737130

>>36737039
But how do you make sure you're purchased by a girl you like

>> No.36737140
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36737140

Fox fucking

>> No.36737141

>>36737130
cause the setting is based around happy outcomes

>> No.36737143

>>36737039
>All those sand mice looking up at me in my cage
Blonde hair and blue eyes rocks sometimes.

>> No.36737144

How does one stop losing to cats?

>> No.36737147
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>>36737118
Wow congrats, you are an EX-manwhore. Lie to yourself as much as you want, we both know you will have to be conforted by your wives in bed about how you didn’t have a choice and they love you even if you are used goods.

>> No.36737156

>>36737130
Magic mamono mana or something like that. Something something red string of fate.

>> No.36737171

>>36737147
>Don't worry honey, we still love you.
>Now come to bed with us and we can have an omlette breakfast tomorrow before seeing the kids off to school.

>> No.36737185
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>>36737140
My descendants WILL be foxes

>> No.36737188

How do married monsters treat men who arent their husband in general? Are they treated as equals or different from monsters?

>> No.36737198

>>36737141
How hard of a rule is that? Is happiness guaranteed or just super likely?

>> No.36737204

>>36737198
you're doing it wrong

>> No.36737207

>>36737185
>foxes
>not Tanuki
Oi vey Anon you really shouldn’t be so racist.

>> No.36737216
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>>36736798
VH4 as far as I recall was okay I guess if you don't mind some /d/ stuff and heavy emphasis on the violated part. The girls are fairly sadistic there.
The gameplay is minimal and Lillith basically does all the work except for when she isn't available. The story is not much, though I guess it does surprise you a bit at the end if you expected it to turn out like MGQ (similar set-up)
The art is nice for the most part and all the scenes are voice acted. I really only played it for Lilith (picrel) her scenes are my favorite.
Haven't played VHIII aside from watching some scenes long time ago.
Didn't really like the VH4 alraune (even without the thorn pussy), the VHIII one looks much better, but I can't judge the scene fully as I haven't played it, I am just going off what I see on the screenshot.

>> No.36737221

>>36737188
All I remember is that they have some posture of “the grass is greener” when they see couples and violently fuck their own husbands when they go back home

>> No.36737232

Monsters with a healing fetish who want you to drop the whore thing and marry them

>> No.36737239

>>36737232
they got to make me stop

>> No.36737247

>>36737207
I'd bang a tanuki but i wouldn't want tanuki children

>> No.36737255

>>36737232
Monsters with a (you) fetish that want to cuddle (you) during the mid morning hours as the bed warms in a beam of sunlight.

>> No.36737288

https://www.pixiv.net/artworks/92502411

>> No.36737295

>>36737232
Jinko, Boogey, Cheshire

>> No.36737301

>>36737255
>(you) fetish
>has a bunch of (you) merchandise
>(you) dolls, (you) posters, (you) daki
>has (you) stories and lewds on her computer
>first time you enter her room, you though you walked into a room of mirrors

>> No.36737309

>>36737204
doing what?

>> No.36737327

>>36737301
>her dildo is a literal 1:1 copy of your penis

>> No.36737339

>>36737301
Her taste is garbage.

>> No.36737366

>>36737295
>cheshire
why?

>> No.36737377

>>36737301
It’s like the movie ‘Misery’ but with less blood.

>> No.36737383

>>36737339
thats a rapin
plus a couple of hours why (you) is best husbando

>> No.36737415
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36737415

Here have a cute vampire after a small snack.

>> No.36737418

>>36737383
At the same time

>> No.36737427

>>36736740
>>36736746
Pretty based, a bunch of perfect cocksleeve onaholes

>> No.36737433

>>36737418
of course, in the end you'll be a believer of (you)

>> No.36737468

>>36737433
oh no, reverse mindbreak

>> No.36737545
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I sure would love to live under her enlightened rule.
IF I HAD I BEEN ISEKAI'D.

>> No.36737566

>>36737545
i'd like to be clueless and think she's an elf

>> No.36737567
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>>36737545
nah i rather live in the cow kingdom

>> No.36737568

I dont think i would like any of the DL’s kids they all seem like bad people.

>> No.36737596

>>36737568
how many of them do you know?

>> No.36737612

>>36737567
>men are forcefed titty milk instead of being raped
>naptime is enforced to all men in the kingdom
>To be punished is to publicly get a nursing job
>Captial punishment is public spanking in front of crowd
>No man is let near a loli at all for lolis are ultra rapists in the cow kingdom

>> No.36737615
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>> No.36737620

>>36737612
This is heresy. I'm notifying the Sabbath!

>> No.36737643

>>36737596
Druella

>> No.36737655

>>36737643
But she did nothing wrong.

>> No.36737675

>>36737620
what those flatties gonna do, cry?

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>>36734931

>> No.36737724

>>36737687
>When the local ryu isn't the 'nice and kindly girl next door'

>> No.36737742

>>36737655
she did everything wrong, including being a creepo.

>> No.36737746

>>36737655
her greatest crime is fashion

>> No.36737802

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that you can sometimes learn your house is haunted unexpected ways.
Like waking up in bed with something soft and comfortable pressing against your back just to hear the door open and your wife to say she's back from doing a late night snack run.

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>>36737568
Faces you can trust

>> No.36737810
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>>36734931

>> No.36737875

>>36736945
>end up in isolated forests
>no humans, no civilization, no monsters, just small local fauna
>be pretty useless with survival skills. try to make a fire, fail. eat bad berries and spend most of the day vomiting
>several days go by and things are just getting worse
>collapse face down on the ground and give up with only the vague notion of rain beginning to fall as you lose consciousness
>wake up sometime later in a cave surrounded by pink blobs
>with concentrated effort a colony of parasite slime had shuffled you to shelter and painstakingly fed you the small amounts of water they could gather
>you can taste slime on your lips. not too bad, actually
>you see another pslime returning to the cave with a few fruits, adding them to a collection of edibles the slimes had been gathering for you
>they all huddle around you at night to keep you warm
and that's how anon became lord of the pslimes and it was all very wholesole until the slimes had to protect anon from a marauding gang of nuns. then it became very lewd.

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>> No.36737902

>>36737802
BUT WHO WAS BED??

>> No.36737917

>>36737898
I want to snuggle the slug

>> No.36737927

>>36736921
I keep making posts about how brothels are basically being paid to build your harem and am a huge hagfag, so yes, that's the dream right there

>> No.36737937

>>36737875
i kinda like the idea of anons hanging out with like the pretransformed state of monstergirls like a anon who carries around a beloved cursed sword, unwilling to let anyone else touch their buddy.

>> No.36738036

>>36737937
anon who doesn't fight but carries an armor that was gifted to him wherever he goes and talks to it like a good friend when he's camping

>> No.36738057

is it worth having damphir daughters?

>> No.36738070

>>36738057
sure

>> No.36738080

>>36736412
>Everchosen

Well other than Warhammer Fantasy being brought up yet again. Isn't that what the Demon Lord's Husband is, an Everchosen of the Demon Lord? Yeah the Demon Lord's Husband is basically MGE's version of Archaon the Everchosen.

Specifically a lewd porno hentai Archaon. But instead of End Times it went more like this:

The Demon Lord's Husband was an incredibly powerful hero who used to be a paragon of the knightly orders. A succubus was sent to bring him down but that succubus came to love him. They were a battle couple for a long time until both of them learned about the nature of the world. He had a crisis of faith, but was still devoted to stopping the current demon lord as that was the most immediate threat, planning to deal with the gods later. His wife, whose secret was still unknown, disappeared. She was gathering power to usurp the current demon lord and the current reality. He managed to slay the previous demon lord and was planning to go after the gods next but before that plan went into stride the current demon lord rose to power. He went to slay that demon lord but found that she was his love. They joined together and the rest is history.

So yeah Demon Lord's Hubby is basically MGE Archaon the Everchosen.

>> No.36738089

>>36737937
>>36738036
what happens when anon complains about how no girl is interested in him to his buddies?

>> No.36738148

>>36738089
they tease him about him fucking his sword/armor/umbrella/paper latern idk

>> No.36738162
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36738162

Make an oni happy tonight. Drink.

>> No.36738166

>>36736945
>hags make sure every possible job is taken
>form a hag exclusion zone (HEZ) to prevent Anons from escaping
>every day, they peruse the streets in their carriage, hoping to find some starving shmuck to load into their cart and marry

>> No.36738169
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ᴋᴏᴛ

>> No.36738177

>>36737070
>bogeys have been alerted to your position

>> No.36738189

>>36736545
>>36736552
>They are unaware
https://youtu.be/WFQK5eF_puo

>> No.36738191

>>36737415
>I fucking love fruit punch Gatorade!

>> No.36738223

>>36738166
I'll just sell matches on the corner and lead my clients to place to fuck me

>> No.36738236

>>36737415
Why are vampires always messy eaters? I can’t take my vampire countess out anywhere because she always gets red stains on her face and clothes.

>> No.36738245
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>>36734931

>> No.36738248
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>>36738162

>> No.36738256

>>36738223
you're going to run out of matches on a sad monstermas day and after you have used your last match to heat yourself a cold girl will get you

>> No.36738271

>>36736931
To be fair 15 is already way too old to believe in such things

>> No.36738279

>>36738256
thats if I don't bundle up real tight and warm with some of the money I made

>> No.36738281

>>36738271
really? On a world where actual magic exists?

>> No.36738289

>>36738281
Touché. But then why would her father lie?

>> No.36738346

>>36738289
she still gains weight from the food and/or he and her mother don't actually know magic and it's regular food served through some parlor trick

>> No.36738350

>>36737130
Wink when the pharaoh comes around

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>> No.36738366

i will humiliate a vampire by dumping a bucket of cum on them during a party.

>> No.36738371

>>36738366
Getting some Carrie vibes from this

>> No.36738384

>>36738371
i think gazer makes a better carrie

>> No.36738385

>>36738366
your cum?

>> No.36738386

>>36738384
I don't know. Are there any monsters with psychic powers?

>> No.36738396
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>>36738346
Sounds like the parents should have convinced her to exercise. They're going to have a neet wonderworm living at home into her 30s at this point

>> No.36738409
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>>36738169
робо кот

>> No.36738414
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No love for mesugaki?
UUOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.36738420
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36738420

>>36738169
I love the cades

>> No.36738426

>>36738414
No I only want full figured women who’s body can actually take a pounding for hours on end and who’s wombs can hold more than two babies.

>> No.36738437
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Are fox merchants trustworthy?

>> No.36738464

>>36738396
I would go out with a neet wonderworm, sounds like my type

>> No.36738470
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>>36738414
Yes

>> No.36738502
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>> No.36738512

>>36738464
are there employable wonderworms?

>> No.36738567

>>36738385
of course, it will only serve to humilate her more if i dump weeks worth of mine on her.

>> No.36738569
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>I-If I do this, you'll subscribe to my newsletter?

>> No.36738576

>>36738512
idk, I guess wonderland must pay them for something right? unless they got UBI

>> No.36738586

>>36738569
>the next day you have 26 different newsletters on your front porch

>> No.36738587

>>36738567
congrats on your new cumsponge wife

>> No.36738599

>>36738586
>you go take one and she shows up and gives you another one

>> No.36738601

>>36738512
Just go to any smoke shop and you’ll find one or two of them there.
Just watch out if the stores being run by a Hellhound or Oni, they’re usually undercover cops.

>> No.36738619

>>36738567
Ugh it would be like curdled milk being dumped on her.

>> No.36738635
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36738635

Surrender your trash.

>> No.36738668
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36738668

If dragons don't want to die and turn into dragon zombies then how come so many make their homes at the very top of dangerous mountains that are incredibly hard to scale

>> No.36738707

>>36738635
I guess you can have my kikis then

>> No.36738708

>>36738668
To be closer to the Sun, which reminds them of your smile.

>> No.36738721

>>36738635
you'll have to get it out of my cold dead hands

>> No.36738732

>>36738707
>T. shog still butthurt that kikis won

>> No.36738783
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36738783

>>36738708
That's it, where do they sell mountain climbing gear and yeti branded hot chocolate to go?

>> No.36738786

>>36738668
Here's a better idea!

Kill Paarthurnax

>> No.36738791

>>36738245
Shortstacks are dangerous. Dangerous for my dick.

>> No.36738797

>>36738162
I did but no happy oni showed up

>> No.36738812

>>36738619
it must be done, vampires need to be brought down a peg or two.

>> No.36738830
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36738830

>>36738786
t. Delphine

>> No.36738835

>>36738783
I would let my lips get frozen to hers.

>> No.36738866

>>36738635
But I’ve already surrendered.

>> No.36738895

>>36738812
This, but for every "noble" monster species.

>> No.36738923
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>>36738895
Yeah! Fuck the Rich!

>> No.36738941
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>>36738797
Try alcohol and ice cream

>> No.36739016
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>>36734931
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kKGmZN06lBI

Her smile fair as spring, as towards him she draws you
Her tongue sharp and silvery, as she implores you

Your wishes she grants, as she swears to adore you
Gold, silver, jewels - she lays riches before you

Dues need be repaid, and she will come for you
All to reclaim, no smile to console you

She'll snare you in bonds, eyes glowin' , afire
To gore and torment you, till the stars expire

>> No.36739202

>>36738923
I know gobbos got big ears, but damn!

>> No.36739216

>>36738668
Dragons are lonely but at the same time the thought of a relationship terrifies them.

>> No.36739232

>>36739016
My demon classmate keeps sending me poetry like this. Should I be worried?

>> No.36739250
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I'm pretty tired. I could use a large pair of breasts to nap between.

>> No.36739275
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36739275

>>36735706

>> No.36739350
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Mods are asleep post toad kisses

>> No.36739673

>>36739202
A sign of high breeding in Goblin society.

>> No.36739799

>>36739275
Why do I hear boss music?

>> No.36739857

>>36739799
The longer the Icon of Sin is on Earth the lewder she will become.

>> No.36739958

>>36739216
I relate to Dragons

>> No.36739969
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36739969

What do you call small wolfus?

>> No.36739972

>>36739969
smolfus

>> No.36739984

>>36739673
Are we sure someone didn't just paint dumbo green?

>> No.36740065

>>36739969
swolfus

>> No.36740190
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>>36739958
You couldn't possibly be the Dragonborn of legend. Could you?

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>>36740244
yooo its the candy grandma somehow had infinite amounts of

>> No.36740284

>>36740268
i want to meet your grandma if her candy looked like that

>> No.36740303

So what do I need to trade to get a demons panties?

>> No.36740334

>>36738569
Not only will I subscribe to her newsletter. I'll like, favorite, and share every single one. And I'll even sign up for a special subscription to her pussy

>> No.36740346

>>36740303
Your soul

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>>36740346
hah
her loss, my soul aint worth jack

>> No.36740373

>>36740303
Just sign the contract and she will happily hand them over. No need to read it, you’re getting what you want and that’s all you need to know.

>> No.36740379

>>36740371
Virgin souls are worth a pretty penny on the markets in Hell. Quite rare indeed there. She can easily sell it to an upper class denizen of Hell.

>> No.36740469

>>36740379
>She can easily sell it to an upper class denizen of Hell.
Wait, that's illegal.

>> No.36740489

>>36740469
Nothing is illegal in Hell.

>> No.36740496

>>36740469
sorry anon your getting traded like bitcoin

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>> No.36740581

>>36740569
please no I don't even know how to play poker

>> No.36740591

>>36740581
We aren't playing Poker. We're playing Hearts.

>> No.36740604

>>36740591
I know nothing outside of blackjack

>> No.36740646

>>36740569
Ace is the highest value, why is the wueen in the middle?

>> No.36740677

>>36739216
damn, we got so much in common

>> No.36740688

>>36740646
Because she's the queen

>> No.36740725

>>36740569
Just call me D'Arby

>> No.36740762

Can I make a deal with a demon that she gets my soul and I get her soul?

>> No.36740763
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36740763

Smooth and squishy. What could it be?

>> No.36740764

>>36740763
an old grandma who likes to larp

>> No.36740769

>>36740764
My future bapho waifu

>> No.36740776

>>36740762
That's called marriage.

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Fairly sure a d certain Genshin Impact would be just as a popular an sliced game by monstergirls. And yes, fairly sure also that monstergirls would love Genshin Impact for its pretty, cute and handsome 2D anime boyband style husbandos.

Someone like Childe would be loved and adored and simped by Mamono too.

>> No.36740809

>>36740763
a kissable tummy

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>>36740763
>>36740809
How about instead of Soft tummies. How about, hardened sensed Monstergirl abs?

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Explain to me how a poison dart kunoichi will ever sneak up on me when she’s this stacked?

>> No.36740904

>>36740496
That's somehow even worse.
The hell would they even do if several demons owned just parts of my soul?

>> No.36740947

>>36740895
You'll notice that you now have a maid in your house

>> No.36740961

>>36740904
oh please anon your not that valuable, your like one of those trash coins that get hoarded in the thousands with the hope that the price might move up enough of a fraction to buy 1/87th of a bitcoin

>> No.36740984

>>36740961
I'm just imagining this being said by a demon in a suite trying to explain how the crypto-souls market works.
That would really hurt me.

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>>36740877
But smooth little girl midriffs are super interesting.

>> No.36741021

>>36740895
What? I can't see anything on that picture anon

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What a weird set of cows

>> No.36741051

>>36740379
>>36740984
>>36740904
>>36740961
seems like order propaganda, why would a demon sell her husband's soul? not even a tanuki would do that

>> No.36741062

I am going to walk around Dragonia with a sign that says in dragon, " Will you be my mommy?"

>> No.36741079

>>36740984
a soul must be broken down before it can be traded

>> No.36741117

>>36741062
In dovahkii that would be "Query, mother, mine", I think.

>> No.36741164

>>36741051
>Go to order school
>They tell you that if you ever sell your soul to a demon she will sell it off on the crypto market
>Grow up believing that's true
>Meet a demon one day and she offers to "buy" your soul
>Tell her that you don't want your soul to be bought and soul and bought and sold like some kind of low level crypto
>Demon is just wondering what the fuck anon is on about

>> No.36741221

>>36741117
Thanks, I'll be walking around the main plazas and in the bars as well to look for my dragon mommy

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>>36741051
Nobody said Anon was that Demon's husband. The original wording was just about her panties, so that's all Anon gets from her, a (clean) pair of her panties that hopefully fit Anon's new wife/owner.

>> No.36741298

>>36741239
and why would demons sell their panties to some random schmuck? or try to own a soul that isn't their husband's? no matter how you put it there's no logic to it. also, what kind of wife would wear some other monster's panties? a bicorn? please.

>> No.36741356

Big or flat?

>> No.36741375

>>36741356
go big or go home is my motto

>> No.36741390

>>36741356
anything bigger than A is a waste of time

>> No.36741408

>>36741390
>anything bigger that an A is a waste of time

>> No.36741439

>>36741017
a tummy made for resting on

>> No.36741499

>>36741356
I prefer big, but small is cool too. any size is fine

>> No.36741533

>>36740763
I'm a sucker for tum tum. I'd hang out at the Sabbath branch just to relax. No sexual.

>> No.36741539

>>36741356
Small chest, small age and big ass.

>> No.36741539,1 [INTERNAL] 

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>> No.36741539,2 [INTERNAL] 

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>> No.36741614

>>36741539
Gimme small, small, huge in that order

>> No.36741629

>>36741356
fat knockers, old, fat ass and a pudgy midsection

>> No.36741772

>>36741356
Both
At the same time
Been my fetish ever since I saw that one anime ova with the big titty fox girl and flat wolf girl sandwiches themselves between a shota

>> No.36741775

>>36740904
In King's Bounty there was a recurring character, interdimensional merchant with a sick moustache that fragmented his soul into like 20 fragments and helped protagonists fight powerful demons (hell is shared between diffrent worlds), just so he can get a part back in turn. That was a cool trope.

>> No.36741792

>tfw ywn be a young boy who lets that perverted old monster do whatever she wants to you so you don't starve

>> No.36741793

>When the 'pure' monster girl princess you rescued shows up in your bed wearing lewd negligee, a collar she wants you to snap, and a pair of eyes that tell you that you aren't leaving till her womb is full.

>> No.36741826

>>36741062
>t.Dragon Prince Imrik

>> No.36741827

>>36740904
>>36741775
John Constantine sold his soul to three powerful demons and got away with it since none of them could claim it without upsetting the others

>> No.36741886

>>36738396
I guess I actually kind of like wonderworm's design, physically- it's the le drugs/smoking meme I don't like

>> No.36741887

>>36741827
Yeah well he's still a fag

>> No.36741950

I'm going to the store to get a gallon of Cheshire milk, a gallon of dragon milk, and a gallon of elf milk, what do you want me to get you, anon?

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>>36741887
He wasn't back then

>> No.36742004

>>36741950
A gallon of Alp milk.

>> No.36742026
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Smol birbs

>> No.36742033

>>36742026
Owls aren't all that small

>> No.36742041

>>36741950
listen carefully anon, I need two meters of rope, three packs of rat poison, two packs of sleep medicine, a shaving blade, two dozens eggs and a tiramisu

>> No.36742059

>>36742004
I want to tease an alp with big, fat milkers so bad.

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>>36734931

>> No.36742100

>>36742041
may I ask why?

>> No.36742112

>>36742100
WE ARE RUNNING OUT OF TIME ANON

>> No.36742118

>>36742026
what is her wisdom?

>> No.36742151

Real men dont try to steal a dragons hoard
they steal the dragon herself

>> No.36742162

>>36742151
I can't carry a dragon and a single gold bar would change my life

>> No.36742165

>>36742151
no, they steal a dragon to get rich off her milk

>> No.36742178

>>36742118
>You should commit insurance fraud.

>> No.36742201

>>36742178
that's not very nice miss birb

>> No.36742223

tell your kikimora that you'll just get a microave meal for dinner

>> No.36742238

>>36742223
A kiki would probably get hysterical about you hating her cooking or something.
A shoggoth would probably be fine with it since you're gonna use the shog-microwave anyway.

>> No.36742242

>>36742223
>"I'm feeling lazy tonight, how about bacon cheeseburgers and fries from Wendis?"
>angry Kiki noises

>> No.36742270

>>36742223
>hear what sounds like a metallic crunch
>"Oh my, mastah! It seems like the microwave is busted!"

>> No.36742273

>>36742223
>mircowave dinner
>eating shit
>then wondering why look like shit as well

>> No.36742274

>>36742223
>kiki exits room, returns in microwave cosplay lingere
you opened this can of worms,
now lay in it

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>Cheshire's dad visits his daughter
>She leaves her laptop open on 4monster
>After he leaves she goes to check her laptop
>Has more (you)s than she would normally get in a week
>Hfw dad is a better shitposter than her

>> No.36742305

>>36742274
how would that even look like, two mircowaves to hold her tits and one to cover her pussy?

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>>36742270
Breaking appliances? Another four days in the belt then.

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>>36742292
Sisters strong together

>> No.36742332

>>36742305
>his microwave doesn't have tits on the top panel
what is this, the 21st century?

>> No.36742343

>>36742332
yea

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>> No.36742370

>>36742368
Gonna breed that wolfu.

>> No.36742385

>>36742368
a wild wolf cow, look at how majestic she is! look at the filename

>> No.36742442

anons, do you truly believe that if the portals opened that things would change? that you'd change? I know I would still be a neet.

>> No.36742503
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>>36742442
Sure, but you'd be a neet with a big angry cow gf pounding you into the bed every night

>> No.36742521

>>36742442
I know for one this thread would seethe that their like real women because they won't let (You) continue your unhealthy and self destructive life style and expect some form of emotional investment on your behalf

>> No.36742558

>>36742503
I'd probably still be sleeping on my mother's sofa anon... (or the hammock when I tire of it)

>> No.36742560
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> tfw you will never meet a hot monster girl irl
> truck kun appears
> isekai’ed to another dimension with monster girl prostitution
> no money
> realised that succubus consume semen for food
> Volunteer to be their food source
> Happy Ending

>> No.36742580

>>36742560
>monster girl prostitution
highly illogical and straight up impossible

>> No.36742581

>>36742442
I'd be the boytoy of a rich old monster, I'd think I would change

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>>36734931

>> No.36742671

>>36742118
Jet fuel can't melt steel beams.

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I want a wight who will spoil me rotten with expensive and elaborate gifts.

>> No.36742694
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>>36742178
Truly Anon-im, this is great wisdom.

>> No.36742695
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36742695

Reminder we humans are fragile. So we should let big monsters protect us from any danger.

>> No.36742714
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>>36742327
>A herd of Cheshires
Madness, I would never get anything done.

>> No.36742715

>>36742162
The dragon carries you, your life changes.

>> No.36742718

>he would get sexually harassed by his 5 Cheshire daughters

>> No.36742749

>>36742604
ken is a married man

>> No.36742759

anyone has that yellow snake pic? I forgot to save it.

>> No.36742771
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36742771

>>36742759
Yellow snek?

>> No.36742772

>>36742041
So whats the tiramisu for?

>> No.36742778

>>36742771
yea, she had yellow skin (I think) and there was a picture of a real snake in the corner

>> No.36742793

>>36742772
I'M GOING TO EAT_ IT

>> No.36742807

>>36742771
>>36742778
I think it was a boa?

>> No.36742812

>>36742778
Nah, I ain't got nothing like that.

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>>36742812
>>36742759
nevermind I found it >>36681017

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36742863

Deer ass, deer ass
In my face
Deer ass, deer ass
All over the place

Deer ass, deer ass
It's all I lick
Deer ass, deer ass
Meant for my dick

Deer ass, deer ass
Now don't be shy
Deer ass, deer ass
'Till the day I die

>> No.36742868

>>36742834
Shiny!

>> No.36742912

>>36742863
nice refrain but it could use more emphasis on the sheer heat emanating from whitehorn and whitehorn holes

>> No.36742932

>>36742560
>dimension with monster girl prostitution
They pay you, Anon-tard.
Get out there and helicopter-spin that money-maker.

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>>36742863

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Forget deer, fuck dogs

>> No.36743089
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36743089

forget everything, join sabbath

>> No.36743120
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36743120

Forget everything

>> No.36743141

>>36743120
that's my worst fear

>> No.36743172

>>36743089
no, hags>>>>>>non-hags>>sabbath

>> No.36743175

>be me
>get hit by a truck
>isekai'd and am now a shota with no parents
>am in the big monster city
>decide to do the oldest profession know to man to get enough money to eat
>go to the high class district
>make a sign to get customers
>end up getting a single bicorn as my legal guardian instead

>> No.36743176

>>36742580
Not him, but I kind of have a fetish for that stuff. Well, more if it was a roleplay thing.
You get what I mean.

>> No.36743187

>>36743176
I don't get it at all

>> No.36743199
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>>36743089
I don't want to forget, but I do want to join.

>> No.36743236
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36743236

Nevermind kiki, she's just cleaning up all the shit in this thread

>> No.36743258
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>>36734931

>> No.36743273
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36743273

>>36743089
No, unless cunny juices are supplied on daily basis to quench my thirst

>> No.36743280

>>36743089
no milkies, no me

>> No.36743284
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36743284

>>36743089
Forget sabbath, breed actually young monsters.

>> No.36743286

>>36743187
I like monster girls that look and act like hookers without being actual an hooker.

>> No.36743295
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>>36743273
You can get a prescription for that anon. Cunny secretion deficiency is considered a very serious health issue in the sabbath.

>> No.36743314
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>>36734931

>> No.36743325

>>36743284
How young are we talking about?

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>>36736546
Ancient evil alraune sounds hot

>> No.36743336
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>>36743295
Thanks, doctor Cunny.

>> No.36743387

>>36743273
that pic is not very sabbath abiding, anon.

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36743539

>>36743336
>>36743295
I think I'm going to see a doctor that isn't a child. What a quack.

>> No.36743906
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36743906

Google searches at work
>Structural advantages of pyramid versus ziggurat construction
>Legal precedents regarding desert land rights
>How to hire the best urban planners
>Negotiation tips for dealing with stubborn diplomats
>Advanced tax deduction calculator
At home
>boy
>boy no clothes
>byo take off cloths slow
>penis
>how can get boy with peniis
>porn big porn
>boy cums
>what cum taste like
>need cum
>need cum
>need cum
>need cum

>> No.36743923
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Need to worship pharaoh

>> No.36743948

>>36743923
Wait a moment that isn't worship! That's vaginal sex!

>> No.36743963

>>36743923
and that's not a pharaoh, it's a mummy!

>> No.36743976 [DELETED] 

>"She acts like a mentally unstable girlfriend." They said. What a bunch of fools. She's not a girl friend, she's a wife. My wife.

>> No.36743998

Why do I have to wait so long to delete a post? Now I look like a fool. Oh the humanity.

>> No.36744012

>>36743998
You're anonymous. It's literally impossible to look like a fool. No one knows who you are. Worst you can do it make yourself cringe.

>> No.36744016

>>36744012

Don't look at me.

>> No.36744017

>>36743998
So we could laugh at you

>> No.36744025

it's ok anon, no one will remember by our next thread
>>36744016
:))))))))))))))

>> No.36744078
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36744078

"If you think that you can graduate without kissing my clit, you are dead wrong"

>> No.36744081

>>36744025
Nah, I'll remember his post.

>> No.36744085

I wanna fuck a rata in the ass so hard and deep that she gives me poop dick. I know I'm depraved and disgusting.

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>>36734931

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I won't mess up this time. Here's an oni. My favorite oni. You know what she did? She made me food even though she didn't know it was valentines day, that's what she did.

>> No.36744113
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>>36744085

>> No.36744151

>>36744109
what would a hellhound maid even be like.
Seems like a contradiction between being dominant and subservient.

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>> No.36744207

>>36744085

Dude, you're definitely going to hell.

>> No.36744245

>>36744207
>>36744113
That's not the worst of it, but I'm working on getting better. I need to quit porn, but it's so hard when your escapist fantasy, monster girls, is 99% porn.

>> No.36744252
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>Your Hellhound-wife caught you masturbating
Any options to survive?

>> No.36744262

>>36744245
you don't have to quit it, just tone it down

>> No.36744271

>>36744262
No, I need to quit it outright. It's like a drug. It consumes my life

>> No.36744272

>>36743335
Gsy

>> No.36744279

>Make "sexy calendars" in the style of those old firefighter calendars for monsters
>It's just photos of normal men at their jobs
>There are rare special editions that are exactly the same visually except they have hidden mana signatures for monsters to track the men in the calendar
>They sell like hotcakes

>> No.36744281

>>36742442
If there were greater opportunities to branch into different industries, and I actually had a chance of finding a life partner that loved me back and wanted to have a big family, I think I'd be much happier and optimistic
It takes two to tango, and when the going gets hard, it can really help to have someone there to boost you up, and it's a great act of love to do the same for them as well

>> No.36744292

>>36744078
>get sent to a monster city by some contrivance
>blah blah blah less than 1.000 years so you are a kid, listen to your new wife (she will rape you)
>blah blah blah low magic so you need an escort (she will rape you)
>blah blah blah suicidal lack of common sense and dress like a whore, you go to school
>this happens at school

>> No.36744321

>>36744271
you do you anon

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>>36744252
Don't worry, you'll live. A bit roughed up and exhausted, but you'll live.

>> No.36744340

>>36744292
>the school uniform is definitely way more skimpy than whatever you had on before
>Teachers are very hands-on with you
>One class is called stress relief 101

>> No.36744344

>>36744252
Let her give you a handjob to finish. If you came before she could do it, offer to finger her.

>> No.36744399

>>36744151
>Anon just hired a maid, supposedly from a reputable maid school.
>Anon hears a hard knock at the door, oh it must be the new maid
>Anon answers the door and it's not quite what he was expecting, a sour faced hellhound looking like she is very uncomfortable in a maid uniform that's obviously 2 sizes too small
>Whatever so long as she is competent, in the most professional voice anon can muster he begins showing her the estate, she doesn't look amused when anon shows her the kitchen with its gas stove etc and refrigeration
>Finally it comes to her sleeping quarters, she's taken aback with the quality of the bed and linens stating and I quote I am used to just a animal skin bedroll and under the stars
>Anon ponders for a moment, just where does this maid agency sources it's workers, meh I am sure it will be fine
>Finally anon leaves her to her duties and goes about his business, a few hours later and he begins to smell wood burning from outside
>Anon rushes outside to find the source of the offending odor and finds his new maid roasting a very large pig over a bonfire, her maid uniform has been altered into what can be described as loin cloths, and she looks up at anon and states sweetly dinner will be in 1 hour and after that a bath and finally desert grinning at anon hungrily.

>> No.36744413

>Mamono routinely used to eat humans
>Mamono now routinely rape humans and actively demolish their humanity
>Demon Lord was previously decided via fight to the death
>The Order was sent by god to exterminate monsters
>"NOOOOO YOU CAN'T PUT VIOLENCE IN YOUR FANFICS AAAAAAA"

Is KC retarded?

>> No.36744437

>>36736665
Elves are literally awingless angels made to be loved

>> No.36744611
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>>36743335
Very scary, but loving.

>> No.36744657

>>36742442
Nope

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>>36744611
But still scary

>> No.36744702

>>36744676
but she has no friends at all

>> No.36744712
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>>36742442
Just having a cute monster wife by my side would make this life a lot nicer.

>> No.36744788
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>>36734931

>> No.36744836

>>36743335
don't feel like alraune is a good classification for yuuka, though she does lack a better one

>> No.36744862

>>36744836
I guess you could imagine an immensely powerful "arch-alraune" who is bound to a much larger area rather than just one plant. Got some good fearboner potential.

>> No.36744867

>>36744676
Circle eden draws tge best yuuka doujins

>> No.36744891

ANONS, what monster girl species you want that doesn't exist/isn't confirmed or catalogued yet?

>> No.36744898
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This is the ideal lilim body with a bit more muscle, maybe, like Barghest.
>tfw no big, tall lilim to pin you down between her thighs for a whole day
>her pussy squeezing your dick the whole time
>just sits on the throne with you beneath her the whole time and handles court business not even acknowledging the helpless and increasingly mind broken human beneath her

>> No.36744910
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>>36744676
Yes, of course.

>> No.36744929

>>36744891
Leviathan

>> No.36744950

>>36744891
Cheetah girls, Ocelomeh are the closest to them visually but they are the complete opposite to them in how they behave

>> No.36744954

>>36744898
>all the other noble succs get increasingly jealous and respectul of her for that

>> No.36744962

>>36744862
I can imagine her doing the Lion King's everything the sunflowers touches from here to the valley is ours, you never must go beyond that point

>> No.36744982
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>>36744891
Moon rabbits.

>> No.36744985

>>36744891
chess golems, gator girls, multi armed girls, and dino girls

>> No.36745019
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foxes
is good

>> No.36745026

>>36744898
>be human that married big tall lilim
>your dick has forsaken freedom
>when she isn't milking it with her pussy, thighs or ass, she is doing that with her tail
>one day the throne gets remodelled, a fluffy comfortable space with your very format yet large enough for a FAT lilim ass over it
>Your thoughts of running away are shut down from the pleasure of that tail slurping your dick
>You are put on the throne, the tail is removed with a trail of saliva and semen between your dick and it. She sits on (You)
>The rest of the day is spent in darkness. You can only hear some ''fufufufus'' every time you cum. Some angy groans of the virgin succs that come and go.
>Night arrives, you are freed, she headpats you telling you you did a good job with your husband duties and drags you to the bath

>> No.36745214

>>36741298
Maybe demon buys someone soul to guve it to a friend who wants them. Like a fucked up matchmaker

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>>36745019
old fox very good

>> No.36745243
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>>36744898
>that demon
>that ending
The dream

>> No.36745255
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36745255

How do I apply to be the royal cat guard breeder in the pharaoh’s palace?

>> No.36745308

>>36742834
Constrictor Snakes would fuck you up considering mamano-strength. Also would they choke you out and then sex you when you wake up as their quirk or would they just have severe seperation anxiety?

>> No.36745316

>>36745255
You're going to have to give the head of the guard a sample

>> No.36745320

>>36744891
hydra
behir
maybe drakes
more mid tier undead
i think we got all the general insect and arthropod morphlogies

>> No.36745358

>>36745308
what i know about snakes is that they like to hang out in tubes because it makes them feel safe, and considering that constrictors monitor heart rate and breathing, do with that what you will

>> No.36745476

Wouldn't it be funny if you died but your wife was pregnant at the time so you end up being reborn as your own son?

>> No.36745503

>>36744862
>Tend to plants in your free time
>Get a cool looking seed from your spelunker friend
>It wont bud no matter what
>Fuck it, its worth a try
>Cum on it
>During the following days it grows extremely quickly
>Well, it used to be an it, now its a she
>Looks like an MG version of the plantlife of Hellstar Remina
>You now got a cute eldritch plant wife which praises your name in tongues long forgotten

>> No.36745527

>>36745476
You know. That sounds kinda hot.

>> No.36745528

>>36745503
>feed me, seymour

>> No.36745581
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Humans aren't so tough after being forced to suck monster nipple forever

>> No.36745623
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>>36743325
>How young are we talking about?
How come? Don't tell me you're weak to lewd lolis using their ages while whispering in your ear or asking you to put it in.

>> No.36745635

>>36745308
probably severe separation anxiety all things considered, I hope some kind of lamia closer that one is released some day.

>> No.36745640
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36745640

How long do you think the average monster could actually go without sex? Assuming she does have a husband anyway.

>> No.36745645

>>36745581
the reason why humans are so weak and feeble is that they don't drink monster milk. They are so weak that a strong breeze will move them around.

>> No.36745676

>>36744891
I know it's silly and pretty derivative but I'd like ice dragons to be a thing as a separate species

>> No.36745689
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>>36745623
im only weak to sleepy loli that tries to crawl in your bed at night

>> No.36745719
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>>36745640
A day or two.

>> No.36745726

>>36745640
5

>> No.36745789

>>36745719
Pizza succ, you have a stowaway!

>> No.36745799

>>36744891
I think more ice/snow region variants? hellhound but cold, polar bears, ice dragons, penguins... maybe a cerberus? as a subspecies of hellhound or idk maybe a plush toy tsukumogami? like a teddy or plush cat mg, that'd be cool.

>> No.36745819

>>36745799
fumo wife

>> No.36745849

>>36744279
What month would you be and what picture would you take for the calendar?

>> No.36745870

>>36745849
December. Sitting at a desk even though I don't have an office job

>> No.36745874
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>>36745789
I ordered the "meat lovers", when I open the box I want to be greeted by a fat cheshire ass winking at me.

>> No.36745881

>>36745874
>fat chesh ass winked at you

>> No.36745896

>>36745849
october
me sleeping on the train back home

>> No.36745933

>>36745849
May, sitting in front of a desk, with an air conditioner on and a blanket, drawing lewds

>> No.36745952

>>36745819
THINK OF THE POSSIBILITIES ANON, which reminds me
>>36744891
frankenstein when

>> No.36745955

>>36745849
April. Me camping alone in the woods, completely defenseless and unaware of my surroundings.

>> No.36745969

>>36745581
And big monsters aren't so tough off getting addicted to nipple stimulation.

>> No.36745990

>>36745849
September. me in RIG suit working in outer space on some problem on a ship

>> No.36746010

>>36745990
Some gremlin's gonna shlick to that until the paper is soaked and ruined

>> No.36746027

>>36745849
January, leaning against a snow shovel in heavy winter clothes

>> No.36746036

>>36746010
who can blame her, Rig suits are cool and sexy as well

>> No.36746086
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>>36745881
If you know what I mean.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RanOTzJDpUE

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>>36743069
! !

>> No.36746109
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>>36744399
Next morning
>Anon is awakened by a Kiki holding his breakfast on a bed-tray
>wearing a large frilly apron
"Sorry, Master, I was delayed in my duties. It won't happen again."
>Anon spills half the tray as she turns to go.
>There's just the apron on her front, her back is bare from her neck fluff to her talon calves
>"Wha... where... what happened to wearing a uniform..?"
>"Apologies, Master, it got taken off me when I was 'delayed'. I only got it back this morning. I shall go now to repair it... and wash the Heck-slobber off it. Enjoy your breakfast, Master."
>Anon recovers the spilled coffee-pot and pours a cup
>Outside it sounds like his new maid is beating some object very hard, perhaps she's cleaning the rug..?
>So Anon started on his breakfast

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>> No.36746145

>>36745849
July, and I’d be in some skimpy baseball uniform swinging a bat.

>> No.36746153

>>36745849
March. Me literally plowing the fields with the plough attached to me

>> No.36746169
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need me some dodo thighs

>> No.36746176

>>36746153
with the caption
"I like to get down and dirty when I sow my seeds"

>> No.36746197
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>>36746102
schedule dog doesn't feel like painting on the ! ! today.

>> No.36746209

>>36746197
Silly Anon, that dog isn't a schedule dog, that's a shopkeep dog

>> No.36746211

>>36746197
good because i want that job

>> No.36746224 [SPOILER] 
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DO open.

>> No.36746230

>>36745849
November and blackout drunk on the floor

>> No.36746261

>>36746197
>>36746209
That’s a donkey

>> No.36746274

>>36746224
ugly nose

>> No.36746279

>>36746261
among the most vicious of monsters conceivable

>> No.36746281
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>>36746261
No, this is a donkey.

>> No.36746287

>>36744891
biped horsegirl
>>36744929
how do you picture it?

>> No.36746297

>>36746261
Anon, I hate to tell you this but Sheba isn't an ass

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>>36746274

>> No.36746302

>>36746281
that's a wabbit

>> No.36746308

>>36746224
First maid gives you a good morning awakening blowjob
Kiki gives you a full bath srubbing + handjob
Kitsune gives you a tailjob during lunch
Kimono kitsune warm up sex for the cold afternoon
Anubis gives you a good night paizuri

>> No.36746315

>>36746299
ugly faces, ugly drawings

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>>36746297
Oh really?

>> No.36746328

>>36746308
>not a bedtime story and a milky nursing handjob

>> No.36746330

>>36746317
Having a good ass does not make one an ass

>> No.36746332
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>> No.36746339

>>36745849
February, relaxing on a hot spring with an orange in my hand while vapour covers my nakedness

>> No.36746340
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>>36746302
False.

>> No.36746345

>>36746332
my elf maid keeps pushing my face into her tits, also she headpats me a lot. Why does she?

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>>36746330
True.

>> No.36746358

>>36746345
she is worried about your depression, she doesnt want you to have another episode and its overcompensating for her failures

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>>36745640
>how long?
Only long enough between sessions to suck your cock clean
>And with a Shoggoth maido, wherever you go in the house there's always some part of it ready to extend a helpful cleaning tentacle-mouth

>> No.36746372

>>36746345
Need to give you proper care for your fragile human growth

>> No.36746375

>>36746345
try opening your mouth and saying "ah" next time

>> No.36746378

>>36746224
Oh fuck I recognize that distinctively terrible art.

That person is still making their abominations?

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>>36746360
Nice.

>> No.36746393

>>36746372
>fragile
I am only human after all. I heard that drinking monster milks makes you stronger

>> No.36746439

>>36746360
>no matter how much toilet paper you use, the roll doesn't seem to slim down at all

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It is absolutely necessary that you let your lilim wife use your lap as a throne cushion while she is holding court and that you fondle her breasts and stroke her hair the whole time.
It's for stress relief.

>> No.36746486
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>>36746360
Theres just something attractive about the 'sly hungry dead-eyes' look on Shoggys.
When theyre drawn with 'eyes-smiling' it somehow isnt the proper dark eldritch attraction.

>> No.36746539
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>>36746486
I mean you just know there's some madness-inducing interdimensional unknowable timeless horror reason why she wants to wash your socks and consume your seed, but your dick is just throbbing so hard that you know it's going to go there anyway.

>> No.36746553
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>> No.36746566

>>36746360
what's this? a shog for ants?

>> No.36746571
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>>36746360
>>36746486
Those are some tiny-ass Shogs.

>> No.36746575

>>36746459
Help, I'm starting to like centaurs. especially if they have huge boobs

>> No.36746577

>>36746485
>her breasts
only when you are doing a bad job, you are supposed to hold her pregnant tummy with your left hand and run your fingers on her hair with your right hand, gently stroking her cheeks and massaging her ears from time to time

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>>36746566
Why are you so racist against ants?

>> No.36746600

>>36746571
I know its such a weird nit-pick but its always weird to me when the body eyes are not looking at you alongside her normal ones

>> No.36746605
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Reminder that tentacles are the straightest monster ever
>Sends a hellhound back home with her tail between her legs to hide her leaking pussy
>Lizardmen and salamanders defeated by pleasure attacks doing the walk of shame back to town
>Smug cheshires taunting the forest only to get caught by a sneaky de-smuging tentacle
>Proud noble centaurs getting put in a tentacle bridle while they’re made into a mere mare
>Vampires and wights getting caught and made to moan the whole night perpetuating the rumor of the place being haunted
>p’orcs and h’orcs tossing their rivals and upstarts to the tentacle pits as a form of faux execution, only to return and get tossed in again
>Lonely lilims making masked visits to the tentacle forest to get off
>Dragons who attempted to burn down the forest getting a lesson from smokey the grizzly while getting molested by tentacles
>Harpies who flew too low on a dade and learn the opposite lesson of Icarus
>But yet you can walk up to the biggest baddest tentacle who’s who’s left so many tentacle slap marks on other monsters’ asses she’s practically a world boss at this point and strut up to her and make her blush like a virgin oomukade cause she doesn’t know how to use her tentacles on you
>Given the absolute freedom to do whatever you want with her making her making her feel like all those monsters before her

>> No.36746609

I just bought a graphic tablet, anyone has an idea what could I draw?
I can't promise I'll draw all requests tho, maybe two or three I'll like the most.

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>>36746486
Whereas picrelated, she's looking just too purely 'humanly' happy to hug you, that it's shifted into being worryingly too "normal" for a shape-shifting Lovecroftian elder-creature

>> No.36746626

I want to explore some big abandoned spaceship that has a shog inside while wearing some rig armor

>> No.36746630
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>>36746609
Gyaru unagi joro.

>> No.36746639

>>36746609
shog milk

>> No.36746652

>>36746626
>Anon walking down corridor
>Shog tentacle springs around the corner
>Starts slowly dragging him to a hole in the wall
Almost makes me want into mspaint to draw this

>> No.36746668

>>36746609
better start small, so draw a tiny chibi fairy to encourage you on your more difficult undertakings

>> No.36746682
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>>36746609
draw your favorite waifu

>> No.36746689

>>36746605
>tentacles...straightest...
Kek
C'mon, we all know exactly where she's going to put that tentacle, 'straight' Anon.
And as a bonus, she gets all your rich organic fertiliser smeared on it to help it grow big and thick.

>> No.36746702

>>36746609
Muscular Shoggoth offering (You) a dumbbell and asking if you would like to work out with her.

>> No.36746703

>>36746620
dont let her fool you anon, she is just trying to lick your feet

>> No.36746713

>>36746459
Can I get a lesson on centaur anatomy, teacher? A private lesson? A hands-on lesson?

>> No.36746720
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>>36746713
>hands-on lesson

>> No.36746769

>>36746703
>shog with a foot fetish
>always makes you walk barefoot on the floor
>gives you special shoes and throws out all your old ones
>These new shoes fit just right and are perfect but sometimes you can hear a sniffing sound coming from them

>> No.36746799
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>> No.36746820
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>> No.36746840

>>36746587
they keep attacking my trash

>> No.36746869

>>36746820
I am suddenly very horny

>> No.36746923

>>36746360
>Be Anon
>House has been occupied by Anon's new Shoggy maido
>Really great, she has become not only the personified maido, and everything is so clean, but there's also extra-cumfy soft squishy furniture, she is everywhere, even as the plates on which she serves Anon lovingly home-cooked delicacies he's never seen before
>even when Anon still goes online to fap to porn, she doesn't mind, and now there's a helpful tentacle-mouth under Anon's old computer desk so he never needs to look for a tissue
>But... eventually all that delicious food has to go somewhere, so Anon pulls up his jeans and heads to the bathroom
>Its the same as before, but somehow different.
>The handbasin is still white like porcelain, but its also spongy like Shoggy's white maid-apron that's also a part of her
>Now so is the toilet, it's the right size and shape, but it's also strangely spongy
>the lid lifts itself as Anon approaches warily
>the water in the bowl curls into a tentacle and beckons Anon to sit on 'her'
>"Uh, are you sure this is okay? I mean, this is where I... uh..."
>the tentacle just giggles and curls itself like a 'come here' gesture
>Anon shrugs... well, it's a bit kinky, if that's how she likes it...

>> No.36746944

where can I find shog milfs? And whats the best pick up line I can use?

>> No.36746970
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>>36746944
Antarctica.

>> No.36747054

>>36746970
time to freeze my ball off to warm 'em up in some shogs hag pussy

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>> No.36747085

>>Lizardmen and salamanders defeated by pleasure attacks doing the walk of shame back to town
Haha, imagine if (You) jobbed to tentacles and had to go back home and explain to your wife how you came on your pants haha

>> No.36747178
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36747178

I will never lose to a fox.

>> No.36747203

>>36747085
How the fuck do you lose to tentacles as a man. Just say no and those pansies don't have the guts to rape you

>> No.36747222

man, I wish some monstergirl would give me her eggs...

>> No.36747235
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>>36747203
That's what you think.

>> No.36747274
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Fuck the CEO

>> No.36747289
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>>36746923
>"See, Anon-master, that is why nice clean Kikis are such better maidos, we can do anything so much better than those dirty 'shit-in-my-mouth' filthy Shoggoths."
>"So your nice Kiki maido would instead lovingly wipe your bottom with only the softest multi-ply toilet paper... maybe gently wash your gooch and balls with a warm cloth and perfumed soaps... perhaps gently kiss Master's immaculately cleaned ass... uh, if Master wanted, his Kiki could gently lick his cleaned and perfumed asshole... please her Master with her tongue inside Master's beautiful ass... oooh, Mashtah, ifh yoo reelly wan to shi im my mouf like this... yuur maidu wull doo whatevah her Mashtah wannts..."
>and Anon can feel the warmth of her soft cheeks blushing with excitement against his hairy cheeks

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>>36746923
>>36747289
Ok, the greentexts went a little bit outside the usual Kiki-Shog rivalry this time.
But we know they will both go to any lengths to keep their Anons clean... or dirty.

>> No.36747409

>>36746970
There'll she wait with warm clothes she knit for you.

>> No.36747522
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https://archiveofourown.org/works/30589223/chapters/84965923

Another chapter of this, hope you enjoy it.

>> No.36747529

Ride wife
Life good

>> No.36747618

>>36747274
I don't want to get fired from Lich Labs anon

>> No.36747629

>>36747522
based, cheers crumble

>> No.36747646

>>36747618
Shog Corp looks to be making a hostile Shogover so you'd probably get your Shogslip in the Shogmail anyshog

>> No.36747648

>>36747203
One stroke to your nipple and you’d already cum, anon. Can’t beat the tentacle. Nope.

>> No.36747692

>>36747274
I'm just a test subject that was found on the street, how the fuck am I supposed to pull that off

>> No.36747700

>>36747648
They are that good? I might be taking a trip down there to see if that is true

>> No.36747714

>>36747692
>you have to take ALL of the drugs

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>>36747522
tldr: *pic related*

>> No.36747811

>>36747522
Always enjoy your stuff dude

>> No.36747825

>>36745440
>>36746395
>>36746871
>>36746951

>> No.36747854
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>>36747825
And nothing of value was lost.
OK, there may have been a few good stories on there, but they were overshadowed by complete trash.

>> No.36747868
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kek

>> No.36747884

>>36747714
>Be test subjest 7777
>Wake up
>strapped to a table nude being looked over an groped by a bunch of nerds
>Not the worst thing that has happened to me
>Hear that they got an order
>"Inject with everything, lets see what happens
>Get all the drugs
>get the monster of all boners and rip out of the restraints
>I see my prey running for the door but its locked and barricaded as well
>I take my time impregnating the staff that is stuck with me
>I then run and rape my way up the tower
>I finally finish impregnating the single CEO
>I wake up after all this
>Was it worth waking up like if a train hit me
>Yes, Yes it was

>> No.36747886

>>36747775
>noir undead femme fatale shows you that the game was rigged from the start

>> No.36747903

>>36747868
Based baphofag

>> No.36747910

>>36747884
I'd probably just pass out from blood loss

>> No.36747936

>>36747884
>impregnate the whole building
>wake up married to everyone from the ceo to the janitor who was 1 week from retirement
imagine the maternity leave

>> No.36747947
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Touch fluffy tail.

>> No.36747969
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>Hi can I get an iced latte with elf milk I mean elf milk I mean elf milk I mean elf milk sorry I mean elf milk I mean elf milk I mean

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>>36747969
Elk milk?

>> No.36748022

>>36747969
what does elf milk taste like?

>> No.36748026

>>36748009
why has miss Whitehorn been acting so strange recently?

>> No.36748031

>>36748022
entitlement and arrogance

>> No.36748068

>>36747936
MAKING THE MOTHER OF ALL OMELETTES JACK

>> No.36748072

>>36747868
Get fucked nerd respect the author

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>>36748072
You're not my mom, you can't tell me what to do.

>> No.36748105

>tfw no momster gf

>> No.36748124

>>36747868
i dont think the guy author realizes theres no fair use in japan, and kc also has moral rights, so you cant modify it against against his will, and the sites tos says authors are responsible for any copyrights and theyre trialled at the country of origin

>> No.36748139

>>36747289
Shoggoths ain't so bad, you can make sangria in the terlet. Course it's rape or be raped.

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>> No.36748167

>>36747947
Long fluffy fur with anti-matting magick would be so luxurious

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>>36748144
I wanna party with the wine goat after their concerts

>> No.36748234

>>36748124
KC for all his bluster has never sued anyone though. Only used free take down requests and if he sues he has to show himself which he isn't going to do.

>> No.36748246

>>36748026
>why has miss Whitehorn been acting so strange recently?
Her students found out what "Christmas cake" means and tease her about it, White Horn-san is going crazy without a husband!

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>> No.36748258

>>36748246
maybe I should get her some cake, that ought to help! cakes always improve my mood.

>> No.36748263
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>>36747868

heh

>> No.36748294

>>36747868
On the one hand fuck edgefags. On the other hand whats the point? Just gunna be edgy cunts anyways. And they were seemingly contained in FF anyways with not edgefag writers colonizing the Ao3 mge tag.

>> No.36748316

>>36747868
>>36747825
On one hand, fuck edgefags, but I hope people aren't intentionally drawing KC's attention to this stuff. I doubt KC is searching Fanfiction on his own, and I don't see much benefit in pointing out some obscure story by a weirdo to him when it'll just stress him out.

>> No.36748328
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>>36748316
Some people just want to watch the world burn.

>> No.36748350

>>36748234
he wouldnt have to though, because theres no commercial use, but since him having moral rights, hes allowed to shut down pretty anything he doesnt like, which is pretty shut and dry in japan; its not like america where you can do whatever the fuck you want with anything as long as you arent making money or its parody, but even then its a case by case, because disney

>> No.36748356

>>36748294
>edgefag writers colonizing the Ao3 mge tag.
I hope this doesn't happen because the moment someone blabs and tells KC there's a chance ao3 could pull stories which might lead to the pastebin situation all over again.

>> No.36748359

>>36748263
>pro-neutral
woah, I don't feel that strongly about my neutrality

>> No.36748376

>>36748356
I mean non edgefag writers/thread writers colonizing Ao3, but that is another possibility which would be really shitty.

>> No.36748393

>>36748350
Depends if it's an american or japanese site. Worst japan can do is ask a site to take it down and if they reply "lol no" it's a done deal. Anime and manga piracy has survived for years, if the industry can't take down nyaa and sadpanda there's no way a single nerd can take down a western site that's stubborn enough.

>> No.36748446

>>36748393
its ff.net is an american site, however, their tos has rules on copyright infringement and thats done to the country of origins law on copyright, not americas, so its up to japans law, because i assume thats the country in which the copyright applies to.
hes not going to take down the site, just have the offending media removed which is what hes asking for.

>> No.36748452

Lower back dimples?

>> No.36748467

>>36748446
Im pretty actual sex in stories is against TOS (unless that was changed recently) and they haven't done dick to stop smut.

>> No.36748496

>>36748467
thats more of a community guideline thing, not their tos, an important legal document.

>> No.36748552

>>36745874
Anon proceeds to bite down not hard enough to draw blood but enough to leave a mark that will last a day or two.

>> No.36748560

>>36745874
Stick a hot pepper in her butthole that will teach her.

>> No.36748566

>>36746109
Explain

>> No.36748579

>>36746439
Are shogs gross fetishists?

>> No.36748580

>>36748446
That's what I mean he's just playing whack a mole to satisfy his own brain worms. The story or stories will be back on another site less willing to comply.

>> No.36748583

Tomboy childhood friends are best for watching them fill out.

>> No.36748601

>>36748580
Yeah honestly very unbased from the baphofag. KC doesn't need to be worrying about this shit.

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>>36748560
As annoying as cheshire is, I couldn't do that to her. She's too adorable for bully on that level.

>> No.36748674

>>36747936
Anon at the behining did not understand what went down in its entirety just vague idea of assaulting people so once he gets the strength he tries to run and hide assuming he is now a criminal.

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>>36734931

>> No.36748712

Consider the following:
Tomboy Alarune Pyromancer
that is all.

>> No.36748734

>>36748712
>pepper alarune
i dig it

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>> No.36748755

dammit i only posted on the bad thread

>> No.36748760
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>>36748735
>209cm
lmao womanlet

>> No.36748764

>>36748294
most of us have had our edgelord phase

>> No.36748796

>>36748764
yea, mine wasted a single summer, thankfully. quite a boring mindset all in all

>> No.36748827 [SPOILER] 
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which monster girl for this feeling?

>> No.36748874

>>36748827
automaton

>> No.36748876
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>>36748764
Even the mangaka of nagatoro apparently

>> No.36748881

>>36748760
>300cm
I hope she is okay with small guys

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>>36748827
>>36748874
Stop it, both of you

>> No.36748893

>>36748876
god, I hate this. reminds me of that jeanne something anime where they murder all the fairies in the first episode or two.

>> No.36748901

>>36745308
Consider a titanoboa lamia.

>> No.36748909

>>36748884
sorry, was just having a lil fun. Angela didn't deserve anything that happened to her.

>> No.36748917

>>36748884
it was a legitimate question though I'm a sucker for stories of guilt

>> No.36748927

>>36748827
im not sure what is suppose to be

>> No.36748936

>>36748881
All guys are small guys to her

>> No.36748960
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>>36748258
Detention, shovel the snow in front of the snow until it's spotless

>> No.36748964

There are Dark Knights, but are there Death Knights?

>> No.36748984

>>36748927
what do you think that is? what feelings do you think that shows, and what feelings do you get by seeing it

>> No.36748989

>>36748960
snow in front of the school*

>> No.36748999

>>36748901
So basically the lamia equivalent of >>36748760?

>> No.36749010
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beans

>> No.36749012

>>36748712
She could chill with my dark souls pyromancer

>> No.36749018

>>36748893
Don't sweat it too much. I remember a fairytale from my childhood where the story is just: kid goes out into the woods, plays with the nice fairies for fifteen minutes and comes home to find several decades had passed, an old guy was living in his family house and his parents were probably dead.

>> No.36749034

>>36748960
but I love all kinds of cake! why must I suffer for my love of cake? I would love to get a cake whenever I'm sad! (like now)

>> No.36749037

>>36748876
>drugs
Dosing one with narcotics and aphrodisiacs and just playing with her does sound kinda fun.

>> No.36749045

>>36749034
no wonder you are a quarter of a ton

>> No.36749061

>>36748964
Sometimes a lich will multi-class into a cavalier.

>> No.36749065
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>> No.36749100

>>36749065
>Kabedon my big jinko wife.
>She's flustered at the sudden aggressiveness I've displayed.
>I'm trying to breath with my head stuck in her massive breasts.

>> No.36749107

>>36749045
I'm underweight anon

>> No.36749134

>>36749010
massage thos beans

>> No.36749183

Test

>> No.36749189

>>36749183
>You have alerted the Taku

>> No.36749190
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Come live in the desert kingdom

>> No.36749198

>>36749065
>elf gets uppity
>give her a smooch
>melts in your arms
too easy

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>>36749190
>come join the hot lands they can use any excuse to strip and strip (You)
Anon...

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>>36749211
Exactly! Also we have any kind of monster you can think of, but in the delicious brown version

>> No.36749243

>>36749190
Only if they have milkies

>> No.36749251

>>36749211
For breeding, all three of them.

>> No.36749256

>>36749239
>Brown Ice Queen of the cold desert nights
actually, that sounds pretty cool

>> No.36749303

>>36749190
>>36749211
>>36749239
>gachashit
You can't fool me, danuki

>> No.36749311
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>>36734931

>> No.36749325
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If you buy her candy the girl who is totally not Druella in disguise will tell you how to get the monster of your dreams.

>> No.36749327

>>36749190
i'd vacation to an apophis run las vegas-styled eternal night desert realm

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>>36749303
Did you just said you want a house by the oasis? That one also gives you a free cat. Thanks for your purchase!

>> No.36749349

>>36749325
what do I get for a warm smile and some chaste affection

>> No.36749354

>>36749325
What if I refuse to buy her candy. Or even better, buy the candy then eat it in front of her.

>> No.36749366

What did she mean by that?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2LrMC61SYQ8

>> No.36749383

>>36749325
I'll adopt her cause I'll never have children of my own

>> No.36749387

>>36749239
>huehuehuehuehue
Bear Hand does some good shit.

>> No.36749401

>>36749383
you cant just kidnap random children you meet on the streets anon, it doesnt matter how nice they are to you

>> No.36749444

>>36749325
I'll buy all of her candy because I can't make up my mind about the monster of my dreams

>> No.36749462

>>36749325
How would a loli know the place to find the meatiest of old hags?

>> No.36749466

>>36749325
>someone asks where her parents are
>she grabs your sleeve and calls you daddy
what do

>> No.36749474

Wouldn't you like a cute little squirrel bobbing her head up and down, staring at you with her big, round eyes while she sucks on your nuts and then swallows all of your cum down when you nut?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XWZUY5b2fCs

>> No.36749478

>>36749466
play along but she owes me a favor

>> No.36749485

>>36749466
depends on her tone of voice I could either interpret that she is a spoiled child that knows how to get what she wants and so I would chastise her or think that there is something really wrong in her household and try to help and comfort her

>> No.36749497

>>36749401
nah its cool she said shes an orphan, totally legal in mg land

>> No.36749507

>>36749401
Sometimes the children make you adopt them.

>> No.36749508

>>36748936
i mean, extra small

>> No.36749523

>>36749508
That just means you're extra special to her

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>>36734931

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>>36749632
fuck man, dont do me like that

>> No.36749725
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It's been a very long time since I've posted any update on this, so I wanted to drop a quick preview! The project has had a ton of work behind the scenes writing, planning, and so on! The Zipangu main art has been completed (Ramen has done an incredible job with it), the writing parts just need to be finished and polished up, which should be soon! Ruthenia (MGE Russia) will be the next country, but there may or may not be an additional surprise for Zipangu coming before it!

Additionally, as you can see compared to the first draft ( https://twitter.com/Jabberfag/status/1394815072711626753 ), the format of the pages is being completely overhauled, with a better parchment, layout, and additional lore! I'm hoping to drop the redone Perlas pages at the same time as when the Zipangu pages are completed, along with an introduction story!

I'm very excited for what's coming with this, and I hope you'll enjoy it!

>> No.36749737

>>36749686
Dude, it's translated:
https://mangadex.org/chapter/89792b31-c8c2-4f12-9981-834b3048d59e
Kinda morbid. Like, I'm happy for the fox meeting him at last but damn. You can already guess they all suffered just as she did after that separation

>> No.36749743

>>36749737
>Dude, it's translated:
thanks, I could only find the raw one

>> No.36749744

>>36749725
nice!

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>>36734931

>> No.36749763

>>36749743
I mean it's only the first chapter though, but at least this means they will translate more later. Seems pretty new from the author twitter.

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>> No.36749822

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that the best place for your bodyguards to be is in bed so that they can respond to trouble quicker.

>> No.36749859

What would make a Jinko punch her chubby husband she is training in the gut, shake her head disapprovingly and say "I love you and will always be your wife, but you are expelled as my student.Leave this dojo right now and wait for me at home."

>> No.36749866

>>>/vt/

>> No.36749877

>>36749859
Nothing.

>> No.36749878

>>36749859
posting weird prompts in a monster girl thread, probably

>> No.36749925

I am going to sleep in a cardboard box in the highend district to see what highclass monster picks me up

>> No.36749990 [DELETED] 

>>36749925
>1- Vampire
>2- Elf
>3- Wight
>4- Dragon
>5- Phantom
>6- Lilim
>7- Mermaid
>8- Alraune
>9- Valkyrie
0 is reroll. Let's see what Fate has in store for you

>> No.36749993

>>36749925
Sorry anon but a devil bug found you first since she thought you were good company.

>> No.36750003

>>36749990
lets see what I get, hoping for a dragon or valkyire

>> No.36750010

>>36749725
Very excited by this too, it's been too long since I've seen you active. Your wife's a massive qt.

>> No.36750012

>>36749993
she can still be refined

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>>36749990
>>5- Phantom
Now we know who the porn movie writers of MGC are

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I need a big monster who is a total softie.

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>> No.36750147

>>36744413
He is in a sense any saint is.

>> No.36750151

>>36750003
>>wight
>It was a cold and dreary night
>I was sleeping in a cardboard box with the words, "Free Human looking for a place to eat and sleep"
>I was awoken to what sounds like a horse near me
>When I open my eyes, I see a carriage being drawn by skeleton horses and the carriage itself looking like its straight from a horror game
>There is no one driving the carriage and the door slowly opens
>I am spooked at this point and am visually shaking from fright
>The door is finally open but Its too dark to see who is inside
>I see a long and voluptuous leg come out with a high heel on the owners foot
>It hits the pavement with a audible CLACK
>Next comes the other leg
>Then I see her
>A wight that can easily boobhat me is standing right before
>She is also one of the meatest milfs I have ever seen
>She is dressed to the nines and is making my dick hard just looking at her
>She is just looking right through me
>She opens her mouth
>Her face blushes bright purple as she speaks
>"D-D-Do y-yyou w-want to come w-with me"
>is what I barely heard
>I nodded my head and immediately shoved in her bosom
>I later woke up being used as her daki
>I became her emotional support human for my big softie wight wife

>> No.36750165

>>36749990
eh, any is good
captcha: PSPSY

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>>36745623
“ehehe, onii-san is such a pervert lolicon who loses to a 1* years old pu**y. What a loser, zaako~ zaako~”
> Random anon: *bust the fattest nut ever*

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>>36750088
Big soft Seaport

>> No.36750194
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Demon girls are becoming too strong!

>> No.36750200
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>>36750194
oh no

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>>36750200

>> No.36750210

>>36749990
let me get elf

>> No.36750212

>>36750151
More, i need more

>> No.36750239

>>36749990
Tell me a story of joy and Wonder
Tell me the story of Anon the Boxer

>> No.36750242

>>36750194
no wings, no horns, no black sclera. what's the point?

>> No.36750251

>>36750210
rerolling for elf

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>>36750251
So close anon

>> No.36750278

>>36750261
yet so far, I wanted to be scolded and spanked by a knife ear for going outside without her escorting me followed by getting a nursing handjob

>> No.36750304

>>36750212
I am sorry, I am out of creative juice

>> No.36750341
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>>36750242
In that story those girls are actually the super weak demons that kept losing the battles for the throne. The clans are distributed per tarot arcanas and the MC was chose by The Lovers, their group. Which is seen by the rest as the final nail to the coffin to them, as he is human and all, most his relation to the demon world is that his parents made contracts with demons, it's basically forsaking the competition for the throne to select a human like that.
Except he is super strong, capable of learning magic super fast and accessing their magic as well. Which is unprecedent, implied that none of the previous Lovers were capable of any of that. So far the reason seems to be that he has basic kindness and most of the demons are super vicious, so The Lovers powers never worked, but since he is a human those powers function full force

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>>36750278
I'm positive this can still happen

>> No.36750400

>>36750239
Anon the Boxer washed up to shore
His career had lowly flown
An eviction to haunt him came
And a single box was all that remained
No fight, no gym, not even a meal
Did Anon the Boxer kept on his deal
In a shadowy corner, the Boxer slept
Covered in cardboard, dreaming an end
And when death approached and heaven hailed
An angel descended, providing some help
Anon the Boxer had found a new light
One that gave him the courage to fight
A meal, a home, a proper respite
The Valkyrie brought to Anon's delight
And as old wounds healed, with proper care
The pride of a warrior return as a pair
Anon the Boxer, cardboard he left
And the halls of the warriors he properly earned

>> No.36750402

>>36750341
you have mistaken my comment as interest

>> No.36750425

>>36750341
That sounds like trash

>> No.36750435

How do you think a Silverback Gorilla MG would be like?

>> No.36750517

>>36750435
Great with kids

>> No.36750562

>>36750435
Caring and strong, but weak to dark musketeers.

>> No.36750574

>>36748566
She was helping the hellhound clean her uniform after she got pork grease all over it

>> No.36750631

>>36750435
Hairy

>> No.36750759

>>36749466
Run away for my personal safety. Cunnies are dangerous, especially those cheeky one

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Don't worry about how cute little MGs could pick you up like you're light as a feather.
Surely nothing of consequence will come of it.

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>>36738707

>> No.36750845

>>36750825
i like when they play pretend extremist with real consequences

>> No.36750850
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>>36750363
What is this, an elf for ants?

>> No.36750862

>>36750825
I wish I could get swamped by all my daughterus after a long day of work.

>> No.36750877
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>>36750862
>ywn be at the bottom of a dogpile of your own making

>> No.36750889

>>36750877
Is it still a ‘dogpile’ if they’re catgirls?

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>>36750889
Yes.
Various felines have claimed that this is speciesist, but the name has stuck.

>> No.36750908

>>36750902
The Cat therapy appears to be working effectively.

>> No.36750913

>>36750908
Many have questioned their methods, but none can challenge its effectiveness.

>> No.36750921

No edge war story
>fighting as a mercenary
>lose sword in the midst of battle
>take one from a succubus
>sword is demon silver so it corrupts
>wake up still leglocked by the succ in her tent the next morning

>> No.36750923
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Can automaton synthwombs give birth to boys?

>> No.36750957

>>36750923
obviously not

>> No.36750966

>>36749990
elf or vampire please

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I want a monster imouto to NOT do lewd stuff with.

>> No.36751013

>>36750574
>Heckhound follows new Kiki from MaidoAcademy
>mugs her, steals her uniform and more valuable - her new Anon Master's address
>naked Kiki finally gets to the address
>Payback ensues
>bad Heckhound is now tied up in MasterAnons kitchen and needs to be punished for mugging and raep
>as soon as Kiki has cleaned and fixed her uniform properly ofc
>after finishing breakfast, Anon walks into the kitchen to find his new Maido beating a tied up Heckhound with her broomstick
>funny thing is, the Heckhound looks like this is turning her on, being dominated instead of raeping...
>and the Kiki seems to be enjoying not being so submissive...

>> No.36751022

>>36740895
Damn, all that frog for just $95?

>> No.36751035

>>36750923
She looks like she conquers galaxies.

>> No.36751040

>>36751013
>embarrassed, the Kiki stops beating the panting Heckhound.
>Master Anon sits down at the kitchen table, turning his chair to keep a good view
>"No, continue. In fact, lift up her tail so you're spanking her right on the puss not just on the floof..."

TbC later.

>> No.36751050

>>36749990
huh
I like pretty much everything on that list
what do you have for me today, GETgod?

>> No.36751053

>>36751006
This, I want to bully her and her friends, until one of her friends starts flirting with me and I get scared and stop.

>> No.36751055

>>36750435
Very good at expanding dong.

>> No.36751057

>>36751050
such a tease, numbers please

>> No.36751063

>>36748876
I heard nagatoro was more of a bitch manga wise and calmed down when Naruto married hinata

>> No.36751066

When you incubize, would you rather have a grow-er or a show-er?

>> No.36751085

>>36751066
grower for obvious reasons

>> No.36751088

>>36751066
Grower. Merely for convenience

>> No.36751110

Are there Vol 2 Book Profiles just like in MGE Book 1?

>> No.36751155

>>36751053
THIS. Taking care of little cousins and nieces being "the cool uncle" that get the attention of their friends produces a very unique kind of jealousy. One in which they don't want to share their friends with you, and don't want to share you with their friends

>> No.36751160
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>meanwhile, the monstergirl world is plagued by the cowrona virus that turns monsters, regardless of species, into cows
>sabbaths the world over desperately urge Greilia to develop a preventative measure
>the Order is horrified to find that their paladins are susceptible to the disease as well

>> No.36751176

>>36751155
>all your sisters friends are mindflayers
this is fine probably

>> No.36751178

>>36745640
They could sustain themselves by cuddling.

>> No.36751205

>>36751160
What type of MG is this? Im new

>> No.36751206

>>36749725
He lives!

>> No.36751221

>>36751205
little devil (big)

>> No.36751225

>>36751205
Looks like a fusion of holstar with either a succubus or lilim

>> No.36751230

>>36751205
that's a succ that overdosed on holstaur milk

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ᶠᵒˣ

>> No.36751266

>>36751258
what?

>> No.36751395

>>36751258
>Oi, Human, get me something to eat.

>> No.36751412
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>>36751395
It's important that foxes get lots of nutrients so that they grow up big.

>> No.36751417
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>>36751225
>>36751230
Thanks anon, i have discovered my new love beside Sabbath and Devil. I need MOMMY MILKER MG, THEIR HUGE LONG SUPPLE BADONKERS TURN ME ON

>> No.36751445

>>36751412
>It's important that foxes get lots of *protien liquid so that they grow up big.
Fhfy

>> No.36751498

Best monster girls for pampering and curing a cold: ________, ________, and ________.


Who you got?

>> No.36751524
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>>36751412
Calcium helps develop strong bones, but what do they need to ensure big, fluffy, lustrous tails?

>> No.36751537

>>36751524
spirit energy

>> No.36751544
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>>36751498
Cat, cat and cat

>> No.36751548

>>36751498
Lava Golem, Hellhound, and Dormouse.

>> No.36751557

>>36751498
loneliness, blkanket andnanice btottle if vodkka

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>> No.36751605

>>36751498
Oni, oni, and oni. They're going to put on ill-fitting nurse outfits and make sure I'm nurtured, cared for, and rested while snug between their big bodies.

>> No.36751639
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>>36751595
I'd let Justice "arrest" me anytime.

>> No.36751656

>>36751605
>just drink some sake, idiot
>here, I'll hold your mouth open

>> No.36751675

>>36745026
>FAT lilim ass
This is important

>> No.36751793

>>36751110
Yeah.

>> No.36751856

>>36751656
>not giving it to you mouth-to-mouth
This unlicensed practitioner of oni medicine needs more medical training.

>> No.36751987
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How do I de-edge edgy monsters?

>> No.36752095

>>36751987
leave in holy water for 4 hours

>> No.36752142

>>36751987
go on a cuddle strike, that will break any monster

>> No.36752730

>>36751987
Edgelords don't get laid.

>> No.36753000

>>36751987
Start masturbating, and when they expect you to finish, keep edging...

>> No.36753021

>>36751987
Give her a baby to take care of.

>> No.36753071

>>36753021
Chuunis are weak to pregnancy

>> No.36753166

>>36751987
Bop her on the head like in Chuunibyou

>> No.36753314

>>36751498
Yeti to warm you up, Glacies to cool you down, and a big Monberian Jinko for motherly love

>> No.36753662

Gonna treat a zombie like a princess to make CC wights jealous.

>> No.36753694

>>36750171
The lolis who do this end up losing to cock.
And shortly after that comes the "fattest nut ever" -part.

>> No.36753872

>>36751987
with lots of kissing and loving and gentle vanilla sex

>> No.36753970

>>36749725
This is pretty cool. More drive & inspiration to you my man. Looking forward to more of this.

>> No.36754007
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Art! Right now! Okay?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DVzBlerd5EA

>> No.36754043
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How do you tell the difference between a secretary office fox and a boss office fox?

>> No.36754045
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>chuuni edgy dhampir
>has a warm and loving mama, who gets along with humans
>everytime she tries to invade her mama's mansion, she gets cuddled and pampered
>vamp mama is just happy, that her lovely oldest daughter is visiting again
how will dhampir-chan do, denied her conflict?

>> No.36754210

>>36754045
Antagonize her younger sister(s)

>> No.36754352

>>36754210
How could she bring herself to antagonize those lovely goofballs that look up so much to their cool Onee-Chan?

>> No.36754414

https://mobile.twitter.com/okyou_second/status/1275756784641171457
Elf nun to help you!

>> No.36754449

>>36754414
I don't like her religion.

>> No.36754517

>>36754352
bully her neighbour anon then I guess

>> No.36754563

>>36754517
>My tsundere, chuuni, childhood friend was born to fight evil bloodsuckers, but her vampire family are lovely people, and I love her?
Top selling Light Novel in Zipangu this season

>> No.36754710

>>36754043
one will fuck you from the pretense of being an authority, the other from a place of lowly servitude

>> No.36754729

>>36754563
Little vamp sisters dress anon up in dracula costume and they act as his minions when Big Sis Dhampy barges in demanding to know who stole her sweets

>> No.36754958

>>36754729
>anon gets drop kicked

>> No.36755144

>>36754958
Hard to perform a drop kick when you're being swarmed by several tiny vampires

>> No.36755286
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>>36754729
Little vamps keep trying to set them up but anon is too dense and dhamp is too chuuni

>> No.36755355
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HEAVEN OR HELL

>> No.36755368

>>36755286
Anon isnt dense, he knows exactly whats going on, he just really likes Dhampy getting embarrassed as she exclaims her eternal hatred towards him

>> No.36755379

>>36755355
Hell, Hell, Hell!

>> No.36755393
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>>36755355
LET'S ROCK

>> No.36755464

>>36754563
I’d expect some reversal like:
>My innocent guillible human childhood friend doesn’t realize my vampire family are evil bloodsuckers so I have to protect him from their kind façade, and it turns out he loves me?

>> No.36755479

>>36755355
Heaven, so I can follow God's commandments and go to church on sunday with that nice-looking lady on the left!

>> No.36755503

>my centuries younger human husband kept telling me to treat him like an adult so I did but it turns out he actually liked my headpats and can’t live without them?

>> No.36755552

>>36754729
little dragon sister who has a blanket and pillow adorn with coins so she can pretend to be like smaug

>> No.36755581

>>36755464
I could totally see a double perspective type manga with that premise and both tittles. using the left panels to see how the human sees whats going around him and the right panels to show the same scene but with the lenses of the Dhampir's delusions

>> No.36755582
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>>36755503
No! I can both be an adult AND get headpats, there's nothing wrong with that! Treat me like a-
>anon loses to headpats

>> No.36755586

>>36755355
Heaven, so I can follow God's commandments and go to church on sunday with that nice-looking lady on the right!

>> No.36755601

>>36755581
Human's side of the manga is hyper simplistic gag manga
Dhamp's side of the manga is ultra detailed with exaggerated line works as a ultra edgy sheinen battle manga

>> No.36755611

>>36755582
>>36755503
NOOOO THE MONSTERS THROUGH THE WHOLE WORLD WILL KNOW OF OUR HEADPATS WEAKNESS IF THIS GETS LOCALIZED AIEEEE

>> No.36755650

>>36755503
>I WANT TO BE TREAATED LIKE AN ADULT
15 mins later
>tug on her sleeve with the look of neediness and loneliess

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>>36755611
They already know
It's too late
This is how the world ends- not with a bang, but a "pomf pomf" sound

>> No.36755735

>>36755655
>headpat squads roam the street
>Any single man found is head patted and given his milkies
>Men are running because they don't know what happens
>All they know that they hear a lot of screaming

>> No.36755752
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>>36755655
Behold, your end.

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>>36754007
I did art

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