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Taking out the trash

Monster Girl Archive: https://mgearchive.blogspot.com/
Content Aggregator: https://anubis.moe/
Writers list: https://mgearchive.blogspot.com/2021/01/writers-list.html
Sabbath Grimoire Scans: https://imgur.com/a/CATcaGk
Fanart Galleries: https://mgearchive.blogspot.com/2021/01/fanart-galleries-hub.html
Mega Archive: https://mega.nz/folder/b7QSFbIQ#G3K9UO01viIkxUrQBlwx5A

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You did not remember.

>> No.36844150

Mega is now: https://mega.nz/folder/Hngw0SIa#zpdOoLypV25kC8b-nDeb1A

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>> No.36844158

I need a backiotomy, someone get me a Shoggoth to replace my spine and all associated muscles.

>> No.36844166

just let her replace every cell in your body and prevent all sorts of problems

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Jabberwock is humble...

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one job

>> No.36844249

travelwock is so knowledgable

>> No.36844250

Thanks doc

>> No.36844363

> >Eternally young
Ha hahahaha!!!

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You startled the Witch

>> No.36844387

I think part of the problem with the Bicorn is that per the profile and the unreliable narrator, they actively get off to getting cuckolded. Now me? I love the idea of a Bicorn being a corrupted Unicorn from massive amounts of Demonic Energy that not even her horn could stave off, that turned her into a lavish monster who similar to the fey of the British Isles and Ireland will turn and corrupt a man's innocence. But that's just my extremely autistic take on it./spoiler]

>> No.36844398

Fat wock.

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>> No.36844440
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I love liches!

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I love Jinkos!

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Look, she's cosplaying as a goddess from that popular video game series! You'll admit she's young, skinny, and cool now right?

>> No.36844501

The gazer looks young yes, but the wock has some... problems she needs to take care of.

>> No.36844524

>cosplayed as Kanako
>An old hag that is fat, has no friends and is1000 year old virgin
perfect cosplay

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The Little White Horn That Could, a children's book

>> No.36844531

>that popular video game series

>> No.36844535

I wish I Jinko would lick me all over until she peels my skin off and then kiss my exposed raw flesh until I feel better and then start licking to repeat the process all over again

>> No.36844571

You're just being cruel to young maidens for no reason!

>> No.36844588

more like ancient maidens
>for no reason
It arouses me quite a bit to tease old hags

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Small jinko, too small to breed

>> No.36844606
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I need silver haired kiki

>> No.36844609

Who would be Sanae in this scenario?

>> No.36844631
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>Wanting to fuck a grandma kiki
Make sure she doesn't sprain her hip anon

>> No.36844672

Not him, but yes, I'd unironically do a Kiki like that.

>> No.36844683

Goobisfag's wife with the green hair. Duh.

>> No.36844687

I blame the Director for this

>> No.36844712

that's actually pretty hot. Makes me want a hag shog now

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>> No.36844823

Jesus Christ egotistical ladies are so god damn hot.

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shortstacks are the best

>> No.36844886

That could what?

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>> No.36844894

wock lobster

>> No.36844895

In Spanish Fox means slut. Just thought you should know.

>> No.36844899

Gonna give those cows baby bumps
Gonna make a whole herd.

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The rata has dug too deep and now she can never unsee the despicable things anon has jerked off to. ratas with no tails

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hush now

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Why do you look desaturated miss grapesnek?

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>Their mana tastes of molasses
This would make them of the tastiest mamonos out there. They likely always smell good as a result.

You're gonna feel compelled to pepper her with kisses all day, and you'll love going down on her every chance you get.

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In real life I think it would look pretty off putting, but I admit the image makes it look somewhat hot.

>> No.36844990

no bf for too long

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I will bring color back to this old snek's life!

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I fucking hate raijus, they're the worst enemy ever
>Fanaticism aura
>Might aura
>Spamming that fucking lightning spell
Raiju nerf when?

>> No.36845088

I hope you bring back a colour better than purple this time around, she would look gorgeous with some green on her

>> No.36845116

Egotistical ladies are fantastic because aside from just being fun, they're so full of self confidence which is inspiring to see, especially for people like me.

Additionally if an egotistical girl loves you, just imagine what that implies. This girl thinks of herself like royalty, and she wants you as her husband.

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Patch notes:
>raiju's thunderbolt spell: cooldown reduced by 60%, damage increased by 35%
>raiju can now regenerate mana and hp by masturbating or being hit with an electric attack

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Where do I find muscle foxes to wrestle?

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Demon is what I need

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>Get Isekaid to MGE
>Appear in a room
>Turns out there is a super sci fi fan Lilim whose dream is to have an "alien" husband and this is why she summoned you from another world

What would you do?

>> No.36845164

If you spam charm attacks they have to pass a WIL test or start masturbating

>> No.36845170

oh fuck are those braces?

>> No.36845176

Haha imagine wrestling with her and she instead of removing your mask strips off your boxers and rapes you in front of the rest of the hag monster audience ahahaha. As a joke haha.

>> No.36845179


Braces on top of sharklike teeth, yes.

>> No.36845188

Demons aren't even my favourite but fuck if they are objectively speaking among the better ones
Just an upgrade to the succubus and you don't get the pretentious aura Lilims radiate
Having that said Shirohebis remain the best

>> No.36845225

>Have a bad day
>Your egotistical himedere monster wife commissions a statue of you to make you feel better

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Got hella bored and had to get this shit out of my fucking system. Apologies for the quality but you know how it is freestyling stupid shit like this.

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>"Congratulations! You get to be my husband! Fufufu, are you surprised? There's no need for you to say anything... But I still want you to! Go on, praise me for picking you!"

>> No.36845251

>Demons aren't even my favourite but fuck if they are objectively speaking among the better ones

They are. I mean with the contract thing, you can even specify your fetishes and favorite bodytype. So you can even marry a normal demon and just type in the contract for her to be a 7ft muscular girl and she will presumably become that due the contract's magic.

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>> No.36845262

Gotta keep my eyes open. Damn dragons could swoop down at any time.

>> No.36845265


I don't know anon. I want a strong girl to protect me, like the Hellhound. That Lilims looks very nerdy. Can she keep me safe?

>> No.36845270

Shiiit. I should have watched Gundam anime. Not my fault everyone said that popular one with the red bodysuit girl had a horrible ending.

>> No.36845287

draw the things she wants

>> No.36845288

>I mean with the contract thing, you can even specify your fetishes and favorite bodytype. So you can even marry a normal demon and just type in the contract for her to be a 7ft muscular girl and she will presumably become that due the contract's magic.
that happens (eventually) if you just fuck (repeatedly) any monster girl though. demons are still great, don't get me wrong, though my favourite is still the mad hatter.

>> No.36845290

Is there such a thing as bogeywonderland? Is it under my bed, in the closet behind the dresser?

>> No.36845331

which mg is goomah material?

>> No.36845354

Simply tell her that she is going to be sorely disappointed with me.

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who needs pockets when you can just have your personal Bogey hold onto everything for you?

>> No.36845368

>that happens (eventually) if you just fuck (repeatedly) any monster girl though.

The difference is that with demons it happens immediately and there is likely waaay more leeway for a bodytype. I have a hard time imagining you can fuck a Dormouse into being Jinko tall with Minotaur muscles, though you likely can make her taller and buff. With demons there should be no problem if you want a 8ft muscle tank or a petite shortstack.

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I love massive girls.

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Yes please. I would love to be the lord of that household

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bicorn because the one thing hotter than cheating on a bicorn, is cheating on wife with a bicorn

>> No.36845454

You watched Saints of Newark too?
Been rewatching the Sopranos the past week before I watch the movie.

>> No.36845481

That Bicorn is RIPPED

>> No.36845504

>look sad and lonely
>your egoistical himedere monster crush, invites herself to your house and grants you "the privilege of her company and freely looking and touching her naked body".

>> No.36845567

>Bimbo Demon
>Braindead and cockdrunk 99.9% of the time but immediately becomes a shrewd enough negotiator to con a Tanuki out of every single penny she has the instant a contract is mentioned

>> No.36845660

We don't talk enough about bimbo monsters

>> No.36845682
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Okay but hear me out: humans get raped by monster girls
>The GLORIOUS genetics of mankind are forever tainted by lewd and lusty monster girl genes
>Descendants will all be sexy as fuck and sex addicts
>(You) will get your life extended, so you can never escape
>Your monster wife will do everything for you, so you become useless
>You will have sex forever, therefore you are a meat dildo cumpum
>You will always be naked therefore humiliated
>Even your genetically tainted daughters will rape you, therefore your bloodline will branch on without limit
>While they make you tell them bedtime stories while your wife forces you to fuck her pussy they will learn of our advanced society and technology
>They will use this knowledge to break the Tanuki's stock market and rake in big bucks
>They will buy a mansion that will humiliate ALL the nobility of monster girls, accumulating all grudges to (You)
>(You) will become the literal cumpump of the city because of the subsequent attacks your mansion will suffer

So as you can see MGE is a dystopia

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What's there to talk about? How dumb they are despite their bombshell bodies, the way they unknowingly make flatties seethe, or the sheer denseness of a bimbo wurm that's so dumb she only understands "dig" and "cock"

>> No.36845747

Kill yourself, /tg/.

>> No.36845758
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You just posted cringe

>> No.36845774

What’s the downside?

>> No.36845780

I wanna ruin a Cheshire's day of pranks by being really tired and activating her snuggle instincts.

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Just let me serve the Pharaoh

>> No.36845796

Thicc monsters are just top tier nothing can compete.

>> No.36845811 [DELETED] 

>depressed anon and a genki Cheshire
I’ll love to see a king running series based off this premise.

>> No.36845814

/tg/ devoted so much time and autism to trying to make mge a serious fantasy setting, and it both sucked and nothing really came from it. And now /jp/ is closer to making a mge book than those supposed writers.

What went so wrong?

>> No.36845836

/tg/ tried too hard to be taken seriously instead of realizing that they're using a piece of japanese porn fiction to build a super srs world without thinking about how dumb that is.

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I really like donki's Kikimora, so I TL'd a few of his pics
Sauce is donki's twitter

>> No.36845842

which is ironic because warhammer is not a serious world

>> No.36845851

>And now /jp/ is closer to making a mge book than those supposed writers.
is it?

>> No.36845855

>Anon goes from sad sleepy to happy sleepy with his Cheshire gf

>> No.36845864

Pretty sure he's talking about the wockfag book thing

>> No.36845874

he has a book now?

>> No.36845877

But I was being ironic...

>> No.36845879

Get pumped full of enough White Horn kids to have an entire hockey team, how reindeer can skate is another story

>> No.36845898

Check at the start of the thread, although I think it's just a joke page since I can't remember the details.

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Kamen Rider Elf of egyptian descent is back!

>> No.36845911

a bunch of pages got posted in the previous thread or soemthing i didnt look closely

>> No.36845913
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So what's your favorite setting with monstergirls after MGE? It can be any setting from any type of media. Alternatively, if MGE is not your favorite setting, which is it?

>> No.36845919

No it's a serious one. There's like ten whole pages to it.

>> No.36845932

>favorite setting with monstergirls after MGE

>> No.36845933

>no toku monster girl gf to be her toku human bf

>> No.36845949

Monster Girl Dreams if we're talking about more lewd ones.

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MGQ, though the post-game or Paradox since society is more stable then.
Actual favorite but not for the monster girls but for the plot is Black Souls

>> No.36845958

I just put MGs into our universe in certain situations to match whatever story I’m making in my head.

>> No.36845961

Kissing followed by irrumatio.

>> No.36845992

Very cute kiki

>> No.36845993

Changing tactics so you can samefag yourself later in the thread to talk about your shitty doctor anime isn't going to work.

>> No.36846007

Nice, thanks anon.

>> No.36846009
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>So you are an ''''''''''adult'''''''''' by human standards. Care to prove?

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>> No.36846032
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fish sex

>> No.36846033

Why is that one crying?

>> No.36846044

Here we go

>> No.36846051

She's a sad drunk

>> No.36846057

Then she can have a hug,

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She is that kind of drunk
I don't think it's a good idea to hug 120kg of muscle

>> No.36846073

Who's your favorite obscure mg?

>> No.36846074

Too late anon I'm giving her a hug!

>> No.36846081

haha funny

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>> No.36846099

Elementals and Sylphs.

>> No.36846125

>Worry not child, no matter how grave your sin, forgiveness can still be found.
>Ehhh?! You did what?! Gahahahahaha! Jeez what a creep!~

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>> No.36846183

Creeping Coin

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>> No.36846189

Goddammit, why do I always get the tsundere nun for confession?

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>> No.36846218

I feel...cold

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does barometz count? i wanna have jiggly fun with one..

>> No.36846251

Considering I dont even remember her

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>Welcome to Estalia, gentlemen

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>> No.36846347

Tell her being your wife doesn't mean she can toy around with your premature ejaculation whenever she wants!

>> No.36846359

least she could do is hold my hand while she does this
makin me feel a little unloved here

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Careful around toads! They will go after you "fly".

>> No.36846429

>GLORIOUS genetics
now seriously, what's the downside?

>> No.36846496
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Greenworms can resort to guerilla spook tactics. Be on the lookout.

>> No.36846502

>hiding in a pumpkin
>expecting people not to notice the nibble marks all over it
poor thing

>> No.36846518

They have to learn to chew on the inside, not the outside!

>> No.36846549

Also be careful of the dreaded toad and ushi teamup, one of the most dangerous combos in nature.

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Do not exite the sharks.

>> No.36846596

>cuck shark

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Ancient vampires
>Insatiable lust for blood despite "mastering" her craving hundreds of years ago
>Will just bite your neck whenever she's feeling peckish
>Won't accept you as anything more than a consort despite sleeping in her bed every night
>Refuse to cook, clean or do anything menial
>Can't remember what it was to be human
>Doesn't even breathe anymore besides to speak
>Can't take a joke
>Is a neet in everything but name
>Encourages vampires having loud hour long battles losing not even thanking you for the aftercare
Young vampires
>Still remember being human
>Proud but not too prideful
>Understands her limits
>Is actively trying to become a better vampire
>Can't keep her bloodlust under control and desperately begs to drink your blood
>Shows how much she cares for you and doesn't want to hurt you so she asks before biting
>Defuses dhampirs by romantically kissing you and calling you hubby
>Is willing to go out at night with you to get ice cream or dinner
>Will help you cook, or offer to clean the dishes
>Still breathes meaning you get hot steamy kisses from her
>Can take a joke and dish one out
I think we all know which is better

>> No.36846626

Obligatory Beach Episode in the monstergirl world?

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>> No.36846647

Every adventuring party has one so each monster girl can show off their charm points.

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>> No.36846656

>Greenworms making jack o lanterns by nibbling out the face

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>> No.36846662

Man, Syrim mods are wild these days

>> No.36846672

ancient ones

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Young vampires are great. Ex-fighter vamps here to go adventuring with are the best.

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Gonna beat a mg team in volleyball

>> No.36846710

Without irony neck yourself

>> No.36846712

How would your wife react if, while you are on a date, some racist human woman started harassing you for being a "monsterfucker" and also insulting her?

>> No.36846722

sigh someone is going to post that picture again arn't they?

>> No.36846743
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>spits goo at her
>bitch gets shogified
psh nothing personal kid

>> No.36846746

Fuck I thought we drove you out of here.

>> No.36846757

Hugging the ancient vampire!

>> No.36846769

Yeah, the older ones.
They’re more desperate.

>> No.36846771
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Welcome to the harem

>> No.36846794

what pic?

>> No.36846805
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>casts pedomorphosis.

>> No.36846808

Sorry to disappoint, I guess.

>> No.36846815

I think he has you mistaken for someone else.

>> No.36846819

Wife casts lactation spell on her

>> No.36846824

I am a tailslut. I lose to tailpussy.

>> No.36846838

A whole lot of property damage if I don't do anything, and I'd call her a spinster and tell her to fuck off

>> No.36846920
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>> No.36846928

There is something extremely hot about how smoothily calm she tongue rapes that guy

>> No.36847003
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I think I'm done with mgs
And life in general
I just want to dissolve into dust

>> No.36847035

He doesn't

>> No.36847036

go get actual help instead of posting off topic images in a monster girl thread

>> No.36847037

do me a favour, eat some chocolate and report back

>> No.36847051

Touhous are Monster Girls or honorary Monster Girls, they're allowed here. And I'd take touhou pictures over most of the western monster girl stuff that gets posted here anyday.

>> No.36847080

I'm going to write a letter of protest to the Demon Lord. Her armies consistently target healers, medics, and other noncombatant staff which is clearly a violation of the Geneva convention. How are human armies to run properly when there's nobody to heal demon silver-related injuries and the like?

>> No.36847103

>imanige following the geneva convention
I bet you let the monster officer molest you when she pats you down without paying you first

>> No.36847116

hag vamps!

>> No.36847119

Yeah I go through that from time to time. Medication and therapy helps, call a friend or some family and talk to them. It’s been scientifically proven that talking to your parents helps your serotonin levels.

>> No.36847127

love him too.
it's amazing what a few scribbles can do

>> No.36847136

Only barbarians wouldn't follow such rules! What's next the targeting of officers intentionally? That would turn things into a madhouse

>> No.36847153

>>Won't accept you as anything more than a consort despite sleeping in her bed every night
One morning decide not to come to her chambers! Her rushing down and demanding why you aren't in her bedroom at this hour! Telling her that you had some menial work to do and that you figured she'd be fine for a night, since you are just a servant after all! She's too old to need to sleep hugging something warm anyways, a mistress like that will be fine!

>> No.36847171
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>> No.36847187
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>Trying to snowball fight with my brother
>Neighborhood yeti gang strolls up saying we'll catch our death out here
>Makes us cuddle with them and drink hot coco for the rest of the day
>Always shows up whenever we try to do anything with the snow
>Can't have fun during winter
How do I get the yeti gang to leave us alone?

>> No.36847196
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They aren't killing non-combatants, they are just proactively dating the men. Monsterization of women is not covered under the Geneva conventions. Nor is magic come to think of it.

>> No.36847250

Sakuya is a human
I'd accept it otherwise for even the most human-like youkai, but you're stretching it too much.

>> No.36847263

Sakuya is a Human(?). That's good enough.

>> No.36847264

Which species do you think this month's entry will be?

>> No.36847280

tezcatlipoca outta nowhere

>> No.36847282

We have the list of Monsters we know KC will eventually do (probably). It's likely to be one of those. It's also likely it'll be something completely out of left field. We simply have no idea. All we know is WG3 will have some focus on Chinese and Lovecraftian themed girls, so they'll inherently have slightly better odds.

>> No.36847287

Contact the snuggle scouts.

>> No.36847290
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t.Seething chestlet vamp

>> No.36847296

Nope, or does Akyuu count as a monster girl now? Is Kosuzu a Human(?)? They both have unique things going on with them.

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Good night anons, remember to hug a werewolf otherwise they'll howl all night

>> No.36847319

Akyuu is gonna fuckin' die any minute. If she wants to make-a-wish and be an honorary monster girl, are you going to tell her no?

>> No.36847329
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What characteristics do you consider when you want to hire a monster-maid?

>> No.36847337

>Sakuya is a human

>> No.36847344

AQNs a bit interesting because of her multiple lifetimes and connections to the underworld, not that anybody focuses on that and are content to meme her to death

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>> No.36847352

WG4, 3 was Sabbath and magic

>> No.36847357

Sorry I mistyped, I meant MGE3

>> No.36847359

and milky

>> No.36847366

just nutted out one for you bud. hot as fuck

>> No.36847388

why do people post cringe
why has humanity built a world with cringe in it?

>> No.36847394

>Loving (even if they act tsun)
>Willing to engage in lewd acts in the house.
>Willing to play DND with the rest of the maids and me

>> No.36847404

I'm betting on Amanojaku.

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>> No.36847422

Combine them both to create the perfect undead being.
A middle-aged vampire.

>> No.36847427

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember to be nice to skeleton gals lest they have a bone to pick with you

>> No.36847431

>out of shot is anon begging his chunni wife to get down from there
>hes worried she'll slip and fall

>> No.36847433

milk production

>> No.36847472

>A middle-aged vampire.
>perfect undead being
Hope you enjoy a mid life crisis vampire

>> No.36847527
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>>Will just bite your neck whenever she's feeling peckish
>>Won't accept you as anything more than a consort despite sleeping in her bed every night
God I wish that were me, imagine just being there trying to clean the room and she just pins you down and start sucking the blood from your neck.

>> No.36847534
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Hags having a mid life crisis is cute!

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>> No.36847677

She's so pale!

>> No.36847684
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Liches are busy testing, dig into their wight crypt and steal all the wights

>> No.36847719

But what if I want a Lich?

>> No.36847760

Instructions unclear: I now have a harem of Ghouls following me around.

>> No.36847772

>dig too deep
oops all flayers

>> No.36847785


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>> No.36847840

Hol the fuck up

>> No.36847851

A sprout!

>> No.36847903
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> (You) attend a halloween event
> Saw a super cutie wearing different from the rest
> (You) couldn’t stop staring at her
> She noticed you are staring at her but hesitate to confront (You)
> 5 minutes have passed and (You) are still staring at her
> Finally she couldn’t bear with it anymore
> Turn around and look at (You) while pouting
Now what anon?

>> No.36847932
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>I blew it
>She probably thinks I'm creepy now
>I hang my head in same and try to slink away
>Get to the parking lot before something grabs me and turns me around
>She followed me and now has me in this position
>I'm really boned now

>> No.36847942

Wtf this is perfection

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>> No.36847951

Impossible. She cant be an elf, she actually looks cool, did she steal her armour and powers from some pharaoh or Anubis?

>> No.36847990
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Stupid. Idiot. Baka. Worm. Go to sleep. Go. To. Sleep.

>> No.36848002
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sussy baka

>> No.36848007

i want to see monsters dressed up as other monsters or angels

>> No.36848011

She said Amun’s power has been passed down from her ancestor. How likely can a different species be born from another one?
Except you know, Jubjub’s horny eggs.

>> No.36848026
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Go home and eat all my candy while feeling sorry for myself.

>> No.36848066
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I'm too busy teasing monsters on mamanochat

>> No.36848070

How does she know I’m staring? I’m wearing full Stormtrooper armor she can’t tell where I’m looking at!

>> No.36848133
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Dont underestimate girls’ six sense, they always know it when guys are staring at them!
> Too bad you are going back home with me

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no u

>> No.36848190

I want to get kidnapped by Miia's mom

>> No.36848226
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It's not going to end well for you anon.

>> No.36848238

How would different monster girls respond to being told they are cute? I bet if you told a shog that the house would tremble

>> No.36848247

Absolutely adorable. Imagine a mama Pap and papa watching their little munchkins munching away on their jack-o-lanterns.

>> No.36848256
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Like anything bad could happen. It's not connected to my real name or anything so they'll never find out who I am

>> No.36848259
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>You stupid lolicon, it’s not like i like it when you call me cute

>> No.36848285
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I doubt I could do it without completely turning into a mumbling awkward mess so it doesn't matter anyway

>> No.36848294
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>"Yes I am! Say it again!"

>> No.36848305

>MG calls you cute
>respond "y-you too"
what happens?

>> No.36848322

high impact coitus

>> No.36848329
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>Doesn't have perfect spelling and punctuation

I don't believe it. That's a grape snake trying to trick me.

>> No.36848404
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Respond anyway

>> No.36848426

it's important to indulge foxes and snakes with enriching evil and subversive activities to keep them happy

>> No.36848449

>Youko casts 'inflict possession'

>> No.36848468

fluffy tail(s)
high manual dexterity
"assertive" submissiveness, if that makes any sense
ability to lactate at will

>> No.36848507
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>Why are you stating the obvious? Of course he's a monster fucker because he fucks me all the time!

>Wurm too dense to insult

>> No.36848518

>high DEX means she can do everything with both hands tied behind her back
>casually seduces you while working
>nuzzles you and brushes her tail against you when she passes by you
>presses her breasts against you while asking if you need to "blow off some steam"

>> No.36848571
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>"We got the green light, Anon. The rest of the crew's ready, and we gonna heist up The Lilim's Mansion. Just one more job and we can finally retire in a life of luxury."

>> No.36848586
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Remember to report any and all foxes that you see.
We lose too many anons to their trickery

>> No.36848615
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She'd be unspeakably classist.

>> No.36848620

>in the middle of public with a fucking rifle and a sword
Oh yeah fuck that I ain't going nowhere with these jokers I'm dumb but not that dumb.

>> No.36848958

>that elf
shame you cant just have her alone in the story

>> No.36848963
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>Sleeping in the 69 position with your anubis waifu
It'd be a good change of pace from time to time to get to inhale the delicious scent of her anubis pussy for 8-10 hours.

>> No.36848994

¡ ¡

>> No.36849012

Have you not been in Open Carry Places? What are you, a stinky European? A Californian?

>> No.36849053

>humoring the human girl poster

>> No.36849056

Worse, go a little more north.

>> No.36849065

>Anon hates pharaoh cause she ordered him to give her his cosmic brownie when they were kids
>Wants revenge, but wants to specifically grape her since that’s like pharaoh bad end or someshit
>Out getting groceries when he meets nerdy neet apophis after she drops her armful of pringle cans as he helps her pick them up
>Looks up shirohebi stalking tutorials as he waits for her to leave the store then follows her
>When she goes down a dark alleyway he jumpscares her and offers her the once in a lifetime opportunity to wipe the haughty sneer off the pharaoh
>She declines cause it’s the season premiere of a new anime manga adaptation and she wants to watch it and then complain about how bad it was while posting mega and torrent links to the episode that just lead to boku no alp
>Anon takes the executive decision and decide for her since she obviously chose wrong
>Begins dragging neetsnake to the palace while she silently lets it happen cause she doesn’t want to make a scene
>Make it to the palace easily solving the riddles three cause the sphinx plagiarized them off a riddle website and threatening to tell everyone unless she gives him her uniform
>Sneaking pass big anubis guards with the new long sphinx totally not an apophis
>Gets past the much smarter royal anubis guard by pouring bags of perfectly color organized m&m’s letting them admire it then slightly messing up the piles forcing them to fix it
>Reach pharaoh having a royal nap middle of the day and does it inside a sarcophagus
>Apophis is too embarrassed to bite the pharaoh cause she never bit anyone before
>Anon tells her she’ll do fine as he shoves the lid off only to see she’s not sleeping but awake
>Has a duel disk on and is surrounds by pot of greeds and other discarded cards
>Smugly declares that she has all five pieces of exodia
>Annoyed anon -a hero denied his brownies- rips them out of her hands then rips them up
>Pharaoh starts tearing up cause those were original print super special only 5 existed in the world edition
>Neetsnake feels pharaoh’s pain and sides with her refusing to bite her
>Anubis guard show up with assorted m&m’s taking anon away
>Is thrown into the royal dungeon with granny apophis
>She isn’t a granny just old enough to be everyone’s granny, even has a fee gray streaks despite monster longevity. Don’t mention that, sagging breasts, or the crows feet if you enjoy having more than 24 ribs
>Together they have post coitus plans about revenge once they get out
>Meanwhile the neetsnake and pharaoh are watching Holy Shit How Haven’t I Raped My Step Brother Yet, We Aren’t Even Related It Wouldn’t Be Fucking Incest Not That It Would Stop Me If It Was the new titular anime adaption of the manga of the same name

>> No.36849080
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where does one turn in these reported fox sightings?

>> No.36849116

State of Oregon???

>> No.36849139

Okay two more north

>> No.36849183
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Submit to foxes

>> No.36849203

Okay, I'm just gonna assume you're in Canada. And Canada is No-Guns, thanks to Tyrant Trudeau, yes?

>> No.36849218

I would assume Santa has armed elf guards protecting his workshop

>> No.36849219

ye, wish monster girls were here to make everything better.

>> No.36849228

At the local shrine

>> No.36849242
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I shall never be defeated by a fox

>> No.36849283

Oh no! Gang signs!

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Such charisma.

>> No.36849315

In case you've missed, Pastebin went full retard and now deletes texts with smut/profanity/whatever, storing there is unreliable.

>> No.36849322

I gotta reach that fruit!

>> No.36849331

What are they trying to tell me?

>> No.36849342

What does the puss of an Anubis smells like?

>> No.36849355


>> No.36849377
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Three more weeks.

>> No.36849402

Mmm, Hellhound boob.

>> No.36849536

Remember that offering up your first born in a deal with a demon is always a good option since you can just remain celibate.

>> No.36849603

Stern, but loving

>> No.36849611

Koa lewd. Also big booty maid is important

>> No.36849620

maid academy certificate

>> No.36849637

Only one guy was committed to that project but he wasn't a very good writer. Everyone else used it as an excuse to shitpost and pointed to him whenever someone said the thread was off-topic.

>> No.36849639

Is it simply a convenient coincidence that squirrels' tails look like cake roll slices?

>> No.36849644
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Turns out the regular recipient of your generous blood donations has requested the center's staff to organize a meet-and-greet with you during your next visit! Isn't it adorable to get a sorta-fan like that?

>> No.36849662

Honestly if a big titty monster girl came up to me and made me grab her tits like that I’d do what she wants.

>> No.36849816
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Imagine trolling monster girls on 4monster, but someone accidentally found your ip (probably the gremlin ##Mod) and shown it everyone

>> No.36849837

It's not worth parodying them when the "source material" is already ridiculous.
That's what proxies are for.

>> No.36849948

As the lord of the mansion you have certain duties.

>> No.36849966

I want to get a very powerful vampire addicted to my blood from just having donated it.
Would be fun to watch her become more and more turned on as she's ready to get it strait from the source.
I'm also gonna ruin the moment by making very awkward comments like "It's nice that you like my blood so much. I made it myself."

>> No.36849970

My bicorn wife won't mind.

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>tfw you will never be the bloodbag, son, and husband of a matronly vampire

>> No.36850049

And that's a good thing.
I want to be the cum pump for a manticore.

>> No.36850067

To be fair if they are raiding a Lilim's house they are basically already succubuses, they just don't know it yet

>> No.36850116

Vampires are a bad choice. They will never love you, only see you as a blood bag.

>> No.36850153

Vampires, nah
Dhampirs? now that's more like it

>> No.36850204

half vampiric hands typed this

>> No.36850278

>get a cut
>dhampir does a jokey "kiss to make it beter"
>accidentality gets a taste for your blood

>> No.36850436

overgrown leech hands typed this

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If that trick rhymes with tape, I'll be more than happy to play along

I wish we had more angry hellhound pics. And I mean legitimately angry, like she wants to rip someone to shreds angry.

>> No.36850492

Like piss.

>> No.36850496

I need an overly soft, overly curvy hellhound that still wants to ride my dick into the ground.

>> No.36850512
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>I found a bloodbag

>> No.36850581
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Warm, soft, slimy, hellhound tongue licking your face.
Hot, steamy, smelly, hellhound breath wafting across your face.

>> No.36850595

>Contact the snuggle scouts.
But they are the Snuggle Scouts! White Horn-san is managing her scouts like a mafia boss this year, trying to extort money and hugs from the town

>> No.36850605

>...the unreliable narrator...
...is a cop-out. KC wrote it so its a canon as everything else in there. If anons want to try to ignore the Cuck-horse, other anons can ignore any other part of canon by the same 'logic'.
(Even "/tg/tard-who-must-not-be-named" shit)

Bicorns only exist because their Anons cucked them as unicorns with other cuck-ready mamonos, and then they happily continue cucking with their Anons afterwards.
So its not just the Bicorns who are into cucking - the other species are evidently into cucking as well, as its described as consensual partners not just assisting Anon raping other species girls.

>> No.36850607

And thick, wide hellhound hips crashing against my pelvis.

>> No.36850617

In mamono, Fox means slut too

>> No.36850631


>> No.36850661

But why not make the story about Human Girl and Bit Heisters successfully pulling off the Heist on the Lilim's Mansion? Payday 2 style and the Lilim and whatever Monstergirl antagonists being outsmarted and bested by the mere human Heisters?

>> No.36850680
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I wanna lick and eat her mofu, especially the mofu on her ears.

>> No.36850793
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>"Shh, it's okay, anon. This is where you belong."

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B-But I’m an asschad…

>> No.36850809

No, i don't deserve such comfort place

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the only place i belong is in the hands of runya

>> No.36850869

Because you are not on /tg/ where that shit belongs? Monsters ALWAYS win, end of the story

>> No.36850878

Its not the other girls fault - a Bicorn's Anon doesn't show as 'married and off-limits', quite the opposite, so they're getting tricked into what they think is a monogamous marriage only to find its a harem instead
>Normally, the demonic energy monsters pour into a male asserts that he belongs to them, and functions to repel other monsters. However, the scent of a male’s spirit energy infused with a Bicorn's demonic energy ends up becoming thicker and stronger, which causes him to become extremely attractive and delicious looking to other monsters. Just the opposite of other monsters, the Bicorn's demonic energy attracts other monsters to their husband.
The logic-problem is with the original Unicorn being corrupted by having sex with a non-virgin Anon.
>If a unicorn has sex with a non-virgin or if her husband cheats on her, the demonic energy of her husband’s other partners along with his spirit energy pours it into her. Due to this, the demonic energy of the unicorn, which had been kept pure, becomes mixed with another woman’s demonic energy and gets corrupted, changing into the demonic energy of a bicorn. This, in turn, changes the unicorn into a bicorn.

So, presumably its a form of "magical-STD" a communicable disease from one Bicorn to the next, where they get tricked by an Anon who is already linked to an earlier Bicorn so is corrupted but its hidden from its next victim.

>> No.36850883

>tfw no monster gf to smother me with her tits

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>tfw no monster gf to drain you dry with only her tits

>> No.36850905

and thats a good thing

>> No.36850909

How about a story where A succubus gives out chocolate coins with a real creeping coinn among them?

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Marital arts is the purest form of combat
The body itself is your weapon

>> No.36850941

Did I even say or imply monster killing or ANY /tg/ levels of Humanity Fuck Yeah?

Im suggesting or implying a Heist story where the human thieves and Heisters successfully pull off the amazing and unbelievable Heist on the Lilim's Mansion. Much to the rich Lilim's chargin'

>> No.36850945

>Marital arts
Is it some kind of combat between married people?

>> No.36850952

How many stories that have knights and stuff that doesnt just go /tg?

>> No.36850956

The heist goes flawlessly until they get back to the safehouse and realize that the Lilim took all the real money out of the vault and replaced it with a Creeping Coin. The game was rigged from the start.

>> No.36850961

tag team fighter monsters when?

>> No.36850973

Do you mean monsters who tag team with their husband to fight, or monsters who tag team with each other to get a shared husband?

>> No.36850978

The maths there still doesn't really wrk out - unless a Bicorn and her Anon regular-cuck some fresh Anon into their harem to "infect" him then send him out to find his own unicorn?
Or do their male children carry the "corruption" and grow up to find their new Unicorn to convert?

>> No.36850979

Human women coming into contact with anything related to Lilims and not getting monsterized makes no sense. Finish the story with Lilim having the last laugh when the loot turned out to be so heavily tainted with demonic energy that they all turn into lesser succs before they even reach their hideout, then it makes sense.

>> No.36850992

A few, IIRC
cant really name stuff as most of it got eaten by pastebin's cencorship so I can't check, so you best bet is taking a glance at the archives here or on the fic section of MGR

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>Sir Anon! Sir Anon! We need a big powerful human bo- MAN! To exterminate the big bad evil dragon in the castle! Only (You) can do it anon, go show them your HFY and teach her a lesson!

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>> No.36851017

Its a divide - /tg/ theyd fight the monster and kill it, regular MGE they just fight until they 'win-by-losing' and fuck the monster.

>> No.36851018

I wonder, can’t the fate powers make the human girl save her “monsterization” virginity till after the boy she loves is incubized?

>> No.36851019

a few, spider-anon made one sorta recently

>> No.36851029

How is Elizibeth a dragon but camilla a vampire?

>> No.36851033

I don't know why, but I like how her fingers are a different color than the rest of her hand.

>> No.36851041

>Miss Dragon did you eat all the cookies again?

>> No.36851065

But what purpose does it serve? Monsterizing earlier means she can get to the boy faster, no reason to delay it.

>> No.36851085

Native tales of Bathory household being non-human + legit lineage from a dragon descent.
In Carmilla’s case the vampire tales are the ones modifying her, and it overwrites the dragon inheritage.
If anyone is the weird one it’s Liz (since she is a glitch in the system) but it isn’t uncommon for different aspects of the same hero to have traits of different tales

>> No.36851103

Dude its fate
Somethings are justifeid like catgirl atlanta and Vlad III hating the fuck out of dracula
and somethings are not, like tomoe gozen having a vidogame addicion, half the cast being women and tomas edison having a lion head

>> No.36851107
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>Confident and outgoing
>Sexually dominate
>Family oriented
>Highest intelligence of all the harpy species
>Aggressive and ferocious to enemies and threats
>Kind and caring towards family
>Super sweet smile
>Deadly glares
Why haven't you waifued a black harpy, anon?

Being part of a black harpy aerie, you'd have a large, strong, tight-knit community at your back. If someone were to give you shit, they would all swarm on your enemy, backing you up. As making an enemy of one, is making an enemy of the whole community. And of course, you'd be well cared for and loved as family by them all.

>> No.36851148

because i like reptiles more

>> No.36851162

Yeah, but reptiles can't give you soft, feathery, wing hugs.

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to busy drowning in fox titty

>> No.36851181

I’m addicted to cows.

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There is only one thing we can do now

>> No.36851195

I’m a sucker for the monster parts being thinly covered in a disguise like that. Kind of how cat ears have bumps in a hat or something

>> No.36851199

I'm not a femdomfag.

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Nothing wrong with them, but I already made my choice and my preferred body type wouldn't look right on a Black Harpy.

>> No.36851211

What the fuck did I just read

>> No.36851215

feathers are itchy
scales are nice and smooth

>> No.36851217

Okay, but what if the Hummie Heist crew was heisting the mansion of another wealthy monstergirl that is not a Lilim or the more higher tier monstergirls? What's the outcome then when they successfully Heist the rich monster's shit?

>> No.36851224

full of furries and crao
retard fiction
The few people that genuinly like the MGE (warts and all) are downed out by edgetards that want to murder MGE girls
edgetards from spacebattles post their stuff their, KC has manged to get two soulsborne fics pulled, but one is simply being reuploaded
I hope you like dickgirls and monsterboys

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>> No.36851240

well at least we have comfy thread canon here

>> No.36851251

>Feathers are itchy
They aren't even remotely itchy. They're very soft. And if well-groomed, they're heavenly soft.

>> No.36851271

>sex with a non-virgin or if her husband cheats on her
That's the difficult part - other than a guy who's had sex with an earlier Bicorn, how does a non-virgin fool a Unicorn into having sex with him?
And how does a currently-married Anon escape from his waifu's attention so that he has the opportunity (and the motive, and the spare energy ofc) to cheat on her with a Unicorn?
>that maybe helps explain why most species are possessive of their Anons, they dont trust these skanky Unicorns to come past and steal their man
Unless he was married to some other species and is now a widower, but he should still have mana-sign that he isnt a virgin, unless it fades eventually.
>ok, so say hypothetically if Anon's waifu dies of some natural (non-/tg/) cause, and years later he meets a Unicorn, does she think he's an old virgin because his previous waifu's mana-sign on him has faded, only to find it was there but just hidden by 'dust'?

>> No.36851306

How about a story of human girls girls doing a heist on a mansion owned by another human that you can post somewhere else, because you're so focused on the humans that it doesn't make a difference who's the target?

>> No.36851332

How many here have been into mgs since ag least 2008?

>> No.36851361

Can you imagine the conversation orcs had when the demon lord turned them into monster girls?

>> No.36851371

Probably about their sudden disintrest in elves

>> No.36851375

kokomi reminded me of my need for fish girls

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>> No.36851431

But anon, my waifu IS a black harpy!

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Praise evilfox

>> No.36851437

nah, the texture of feathers, and fur, physically irritates my skin

>> No.36851651

what's her crime?

>> No.36851662

stealing tofu

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>> No.36851727

she now has a bunch of seals on her that when she touches tofu it just turns to dust in her hands

>> No.36851750

Breed evil cat

>> No.36851757

I guess I will have to hand feed her then

>> No.36851810

>opportunity (and the motive, and the spare energy ofc) to cheat on her with a Unicorn?
Or vice-versa.
Although, why would a Unicorn's Anon who was a virgin until then, now want to cheat on her with other species? Especially when he already has one of the few species with 2 vaginas to keep him occupied/exhausted?
>does Unicorn-mana have a similar effect to Bicorn-darkmana, making their Anons more attractive to other girls not less? and thus more likely to be able to attract other girls to cheat with, even uncontrollably attractive?

I guess a Unicorn has to be extra-possessive of her pure Anon to ensure he isn't grabbed and raped by some species that doesn't care he's married, because then her only alternative is to either dump him (presumably very difficult for her to do once bonded) or actively allow him to turn her to the darkside of Bicornism.

>> No.36851842

The line about calling it "cheating" is from the scholars point of view. Monsters, even the most jealous shirohebi, have a monster mentality and understand that if a monster likes or falls in love with a man their bodies will have changed so they can only be with that man. All monsters understand this and will end up using their bodies to milk more spirit energy together. In MGE there is no cucking or hurt feelings. The entire part of the NTR is the cuck getting left out. Everyone actually gets fucked and takes part in the relationship. A Unicorn wouldn't have to be tricked if a non-virgin man liked them and wanted them. A Uniorn would marry them because desire is the most important thing to a monster and trumps pretty much every "requirement" that a monster may have.

>> No.36851911

A Unicorn's ex-virgin Anon might still radiate a mixture of his previous-virgin-purity overlaid with some new form of her Unicorn-purity, and thus seem highly attractively pure-virgin to other species.
So he might end up 'cheating' on her and getting contaminated with dark-mana by being raped by aggressive species, even if he doesnt actively want to pursue other mamonos.

>> No.36851966

I don't think a pure Uni can lust after some Anon who's already taken.
>It is said that the men they are fond of and choose as their husbands are absolutely limited to pure “virgins” who have never had intercourse with other women or monsters
So they could only accidentally be attracted to a married Anon who's already got a Bicorn and who radiates as having fake-purity

>> No.36852048

The issue then becomes how many single Mamonos would try to grab a Unicorn's husband against his will, and cause him to have become polluted unwillingly?

>> No.36852067
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The bicorn fears the mantis-alp

>> No.36852263
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>"Everybody knows Orcs who became monstah galz aftah 1993 can't WAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! -All dey know is Badlands, fack humie bois, herd dey squigs, loot, be oinkin' pigies, eat snotling, and be useless gitz outside of fackin' humie bois"

>> No.36852290

I roll to cast megamorphis on the minotaur

>> No.36852302

but anon the spell was never designed for that sort of target!

>> No.36852314

Enjoy your Mino grandma.

>> No.36852316

And? Life is not life without risks

>> No.36852372

>It is said
Did we go back in time that people are now claiming entries are literal and there are no individuals in a breed? Baphomets are said to only accept heroes an ushioni are said to be brutes that are never seen again after stealing a man but world guide 2 has a ushi-oni oni taking a cooking class.

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>> No.36852428

gee anon! how come the infinity abyss from the beyond the dreaming universe lets you have TWO maids!?

>> No.36852511

I didn't ask for it, I just woke up some day in a stranger's house and was told to eat all the shoggeggs

>> No.36852651

Be careful during autumn, the bug girls get especially rapey when faced with the prospect of another cold winter alone.

>> No.36852654

If I had a shogwife I bet I'd spend a lot of time apologizing for accidentaly poking one of her many eyes

>> No.36852659

Be our guest intensifies

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>> No.36852703

there are worst outcomes from seeking shelter at an old manor house during a storm

>> No.36852707
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Gotta watch out for them Trolls and foxes too, they can get reaaal feisty at the harvest festival.

>> No.36852945

fortunately all I have to worry about is drunk selkies and banshees at the local bonfire

>> No.36852970

pls, give me summer back, I hate the cold

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Summer is not much better, what with all the beeg muscle girls all around. Do you truly want to be buried in the sweaty cleavage of buff tan amazons under the sweltering sun?

Good lad, the flat fish and goth girl corner is always in need of husbands.

>> No.36853001

Please bring me winter, I still sweat like a pig due to my enhanced metabolism

>> No.36853019

anything is better the cold, I don't like wearing so much clothes

>> No.36853023
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Gonna be the communal body-warmer for a hive of fattened up bees for the whole winter!

>> No.36853026

Is ushi holding a surfboard?

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>> No.36853119

I thought for sure the flower were the tails of a fox in disguise

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>> No.36853138

gonna be honest large and unusual plants creep me out

>> No.36853148

It’s a trap. She will make you a bellywarmer.

>> No.36853181
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don't get strung out by the way I look
don't judge a book by it's cover
I'm not much of a man by the light of day
but by night I'm one hell of a lover

>> No.36853195

Do you have anything you want to tell the class, anon?

>> No.36853210

what are some good mg vns?

>> No.36853215

That he likes The Rocky Horror Picture Show?

>> No.36853227

JAST USA has released some Vanadis stuff in English, try that

>> No.36853228

m glad we caught you at home
Could we use your phone?
We're both in a bit of a hurry
We'll just say where we are, then go back to the car
We don't want to be any worry

>> No.36853387

>come across a gargoyle in a spooky castle
>she keeps talking herself up to try to impress you
>"I see you shiver with antici-"
>enough time has passed that daytime arrives and she becomes inactive
>oops, that's awkward
>wait a full day and come back

>> No.36853460

>try the purple stuff it's delicious

>> No.36853461

Ancient evil gargoyle who wishes to get rid of the sun

>> No.36853464
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Getting buff for the spelling bee

>> No.36853502

This is pretty good but shoving anon off to some other apophis at the last second kind of came out of nowhere

>> No.36853584
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Purple is a fruit.
I could not resist brains and brawn in one.

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>> No.36853736

If he was any more Alp, he'd have a lonely goatherd and Maria vonTrapp singing on him.

>> No.36853758

>Moby Dick
>Man without Qualities
>Gravity's Rainbow
>Infinite Jest
>Pale Fire
What other books should I read to impress Bufftaku-sensei?

>> No.36853763

>come across a gargoyle in a spooky castle
>just before sunrise so she's covered in it until sundown

>> No.36853767

Does MGQ still hold up nowadays? I feel weird not having played it since it's apparently such a big part of these threads' history

>> No.36853819

It holds up the same it always did. Most endings are horrible so avoiding the post-defeat sex-scenes is pretty much mandatory.
It's a pretty decent adventure story with a nice escalation, I always liked that.

>> No.36853827

>get raped by a Gargoyle
>mid-rape sun goes up
>you are stuck with the dick in her pathetically cumming as hag monsters come and go visit the mansion watch, laugh and schlick to (You)

>> No.36853850

The story is really good and some of the rape scenes are fucking hot, though kind of offset by like 40% of the scenes involving vore or death.

>> No.36853937

>Does MGQ still hold up nowadays
It holds a special place in my heart

>> No.36854038

Two dumb mgs sharing one brain cell and one man.

>> No.36854062
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Every few years the Pharoah and her advisors take a trip up to Winterstown for diplomatic reasons. Some of them enjoy it more than others!

>> No.36854073

I enjoy the fact that the 2 of the nastier monsters were killed instead of sealed

>> No.36854096

Were's my lizardman/salamander buddycop drama?

>> No.36854098

Was Belzebub killed?

>> No.36854122

them and cassandra are killed by alice, being deemed to evil to keep alive

>> No.36854145
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>by-the-books lizardman trying to take down the MGQ branch of the Mofukuza the right way
>maverick loose cannon salamander wants to ram a fuel tanker into their mofu hideout

>> No.36854167

To quote bilbos final words in J R R Tolkien's the hobbit
"Thank goodness"

>> No.36854177

Not him but iirc they were Cassandra (strength obsessed psycho that ate her own daughter) and Beelzebub. Well, should be but Luka beat one of the 3 Beelzebubs himself, so there should be 1 of them sealed at mercy of nature.

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Cursed wurmie fits the bill!

>> No.36854328

Sounds like the title of a porn movie

>> No.36854387

am I supposed to wield the wurm as a club?

>> No.36854445

no, that would be you

>> No.36854462

No, Wurm wields Wurm! She grabs herself by the tail and hits people with herself! It works because reasons!

>> No.36854482

can't you see her cursed claw?

>> No.36854509

summer can fuck off

t. sweats easily

>> No.36854521

I sweat like a pig all year round, it can't be helped.

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>> No.36854563
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Sounds like you need to marry a yuuki-onna and stay always naked at home with her

>> No.36854580

[excited Akaname noises]

>> No.36854605

For you >>36846333

>> No.36854660

When I was a kid I was just in my underwear all the time at home. As I got older this became less and less socially acceptable if company was present, much to my chagrin.
Now as an adult with no company I can do it again!
Them and Devil Bugs and whatnot would make good roommates.

>> No.36854688

i do that when it gets hot, I even worked out nude at home once

>> No.36854691

I'm well aware of that. I'm just not in the mood to post things to TFT due to personal reasons, and I'm not comfortable giving out a link to my AO3 as of right now. Comes with having to lie in the bed you've made, I suppose.

>> No.36854766

This pic was made when covid was starting to take off. It shows that your dick can still get milked despite social distancing measures.

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>Highest intelligence of all the harpy species
I beg to differ

>> No.36854842

Those are just Black Harpies with silly hats.

>> No.36854843

Had a nice dream
>get isekaid and land in the middle of the sea, but a pirate ship picks me up
>they teach me their language, and I work my ass off/showcase my pathethic sport club fencing skills, to avoid getting sold on a slave market or something
>one day we are close to the rocky cliffs on a shore, when we get attacked by mermaids
>everyone is enchanted, but not me, since they sing some vulgar gibberish
>managed to get the captain, one more guy and another guy who's deaf ashore
>turns out they taught me lovely-dovely words as profanities and vice versa as a joke and that saved me
>we get to the harbor city, and there a tavern wench seduces me
>as a certified virgin I jump on the occasion without much thought, till she goes down on me and I start vomiting bile
>my friends barge into the room and she turns into a succ and runs away
>I realize I got isekaid into MGE
>I realize I got manapoisoned just like Magus Anon
>dream ends
After I woke up, I spent some time thinking how this could be a beggining of a cool story, and even made a rough scenario in my head but I'm bad at writing long stories in english.

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It is clear they are the superior Harpy then.

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loves it whnen her husband does what?

>> No.36854979

quick question: what do you get when you fuse a bogey and n ushi oni together?

for context i was i little late on stopping a gremlin from fusing the two together

>> No.36855004

ultra brutal cuddle rape spider, also best believe she will be under your bed or closet just waiting for you to find her

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Goes to karaoke with her!

>> No.36855131

>be artisan blood seller
>it's mostly a scam where you tape a picture of a guy posing with double peace signs on a bloodbag
>get lazy and start using pictures of yourself
what's the worst that could happen

>> No.36855202

>artisan blood seller
whats other type of blood seller you could be, gamer boy blood seller
young blood seller
fork lift cerifitied blood seller
noble boy blood seller

>> No.36855251

extra virgin

>> No.36855271

>extra virgin blood
whats the difference between that and normal virgin blood?

>> No.36855283

extra virgin hasnt talked to a girl yet

>> No.36855287

you charge them more and laugh

>> No.36855331

Fuck I better start selling my own blood to vampires for some mad cash. Sounds like a booming market.

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>> No.36855352

Why does thst sound familiar?

>> No.36855369

you've almost certainly seen the art. does a fine slime, octo maid and some other stuff

>> No.36855391

I had a stupid idea to make stupid amounts of money form vamps
>step 1: take a dopel potion
>step 2:dress up the clones to look gamer boys, noble boys, extra virgin boys, young boys,etc
>step 3:go wander around the vamp estates with the equipment to remove the blood and bottle it up
>step 4: charge extra for straight from the tap
This is foolproof and if the vamps ask why do they all look like you, just say that they are your cousins or something

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You want those passing grades even though you are worse at magic than even Greenworms right boya?

>> No.36855412

There's no such thing as too small or too big with monster

>> No.36855429

if the difference in size doesn't let her receive kisses then she is too big or too small

>> No.36855443

The Oct with pantyshose?

>> No.36855445
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Look out below!

>> No.36855446

if she's too small you pick her up, if she's too big she picks you up

>> No.36855477

>manticore momster

>> No.36855516

>Your mindflayer queen transforms you into the squid thing form and use you as a chair cushion
haha imagine.

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>> No.36855520

One of the rare moments an Ice Queen smiles is when her Anubis friend comes to visit from the desert, they'll grab a hot cup of coffee from Selkie's and catch up on gossip for a few hours

>> No.36855541

>greenworm and crow tengu alliance
>no longer needs to be a papillon to approach from above
what does the tengu gain from this teamwork?

>> No.36855586

Holy shit I didn't know that got localized

>> No.36855601

A drinking buddy

>> No.36855608

Am ironic wingman

>> No.36855616
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>"At first he was all, 'Oh nooo don't turn me into a squid pleeeease', and now it's 'pleeeaase babe just squid me again its been a whole day, just for an hour or two waaaaa'. Boys really are something."

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I hope that all anons here will get their wife in the end.

>> No.36855669

I just want to be useful when my big booty mindflayer mistress is in the meeting room plotting "ancient evil stuff" with her minions and allies.
It's kinda hot being used and "ignored" like that

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Sometimes they're easy to please

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>> No.36855717

i'm not wild about the whole squid thing but it might be fun to double team some female knights mind flaying

>> No.36855753

That’s guy’s vampire got cucked to death

>> No.36855873
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If I have to tell the cows one more time not to molest the poor farmhands I'm going to blow a gasket

>> No.36855921

>Pretending to care
Fuck off faggot and don't come back

>> No.36855995
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S-sorry, guess I walked into the wrong class...

>> No.36856010

>walk into class
>end up in Wonderland
many such cases

>> No.36856029

Well now you know. And knowing is half the battle.

>> No.36856030

>my human student from isekai accidentally walked into my class and became our communal meat dildo?!

>> No.36856036

I don't understand what this mad hatter is teaching?

>> No.36856053

>lesson 1: the boy who cried IKUUUUU

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>> No.36856068

This one needs a more hands-on lesson

>> No.36856073

>human boy can’t keep up with the rest of the class
Oh dear. Anon you will be getting supplementar lessons, a checkup from the infirmary, a talk with the student council president, the school’s director and your guardian monster girl. You have a personal guardian monster girl now by the way.

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>> No.36856095

>flayer squid anon scampering to whatever chair or place his mindflayer mistress is going to sit on
Squids have it tough.

>> No.36856097

Holy fuck that is a lot of woman

>> No.36856111

finally, true BEEG.

>> No.36856115

but why do I need a guardian monster girl? I know that to make a baby you kiss and then the stork harpy delivers one to you after nine months

>> No.36856166

>And knowing is half the battle
*entire theater starts clapping

>> No.36856186

damn, this makes the pp become the big pp

>> No.36856225

nice ten pack

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Reminder m*nster girls are tyrants, forcing their own fucked up culture to take advantage of innocent humans’ purity and rape them thoroughly
Therefore you all should just join angels, let yourselves be pampered by angels, fuck angels, be taught by angels, marry me and then we will build a big happy angelic family together

>> No.36856268

what if I like getting brutally raped by monsters?

>> No.36856281

R u trying to alp me?

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Angel milk purifies all that corruption

>> No.36856309

if you don't tell god an angel will wear cat ears for you

>> No.36856328

This /vg/tard again.

>> No.36856342

Stop making me want to turn myself in for being a single man.

>> No.36856350

>cat ears
I need to be molested by tentacles every three hours at least

>> No.36856354

>Human boy with mindflayer momster
>He can turn into her squid thing and back again whenever
>She hasn't done any lewd stuff with him yet
>He just thinks the transformation ability is the coolest shit ever

>> No.36856359

Wait a second, that’s what elves do!

>> No.36856363

>>She hasn't done any lewd stuff with him yet
I didn't know the Squidkids could erase memory aswell

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Besides dark elves, what monster girl state would be the most authoritarian?
Shirohebi nation that mandates locking boys in the house so they can't go looking at other women?
Hellhound state that requires collars for every married man?
Jubjub state where you can legally do nothing but breathe and fuck?

>> No.36856389

anubis (pre grape)

>> No.36856409

the bureaucracy would be insane

>> No.36856410

Demon-run realms. They are all about order. It's alright though since it is is run by very intelligent and competent ancient demon matriarchs.

>> No.36856438

Lilim suck so much at this they’d make a fuckton of laws so they get priority and mandatory interactions with men.

>> No.36856441

how much you wanna bet that there will be many laws that require a signature

>> No.36856449

>tfw they still spill their spaghetti and stay single old hags

>> No.36856460

The "Demon Court" is an important institution in demon culture after all.

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Princess's are nice

>> No.36856496
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Imagine being able to make any law you want, and yet somehow you still have to go home to hump the body pillow every night

>> No.36856513

now I just want to be their body pillow without them knowing it isn't

>> No.36856526

>show up to mandatory lunch with some lilim noble
>put up with it while she stumbles through conversation and you pretend to laugh at her jokes
>things drag on for a while and you excuse yourself
>bang her kiki in the broom closet
life is good

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>> No.36856531

Meanwhile I want to hump lilim thighs ;_;

>> No.36856550

>the only way they get a man is by blackmailing him into it

>> No.36856591

my god guys, you seriosly need to stop all this Lilim shaming, its making me want to force her to call me mommy while she cries about how the bad guys in school bully her

>> No.36856615

Lilith please

>> No.36856715

What if I just sit down and study since I have no idea what the class is suppose to be about anyhow?

>> No.36856737
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How the fuck do I defeat a vampire if she can freeze time, drain my blood, then suck my dick before resuming time?

>> No.36856738

time to doodle lewds and I'll bet I'll get an A plus

>> No.36856777

Get a time stopping kiki

>> No.36856783

take a seat between a jubjub and march hare

>> No.36856880

Do I fail the class if I just stare at the jubjubs tits the whole lesson?

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>> No.36856914

Imagine trying to get an engineering degree in wonderland university

>> No.36856952

it's all a farce anyway. just have a good time.

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Now take those off.

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>> No.36857103

Bad end?

>> No.36857149
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Sex with pears

>> No.36857153

>Spend their class boaterboating the jubjub
>Still get an A
Do I get a A+ if I knock up her as well?

>> No.36857175

yeah. they have a no child left behind policy all about that

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Good end.

>> No.36857192

True end is when you make her pregnant.

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Get yourself a girl who opens her eyes only when using her most powerful sword techniques or when looking lovingly at you

>> No.36857291

Why aren't angels categorized as monster girls too? They functionally are for all intents and purposes

>> No.36857349

same sort of deal as elf and elf(monster)

>> No.36857410
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I think this owl is sick, does anyone know how to treat her?

>> No.36857426
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In MGE they don't count as monsters until they are corrupted by mamono mana, then they are.
In MGQ it's because monsters are the creation of the first Monster Lord and their descendants. Angels don't count because they are a creation of Ilias.

>> No.36857454

Afraid not. There is no cure for coom on the brain.

>> No.36857464

Ilias was on the monsterpedia, therefore she is a monster too.

>> No.36857489

Just going by what the profiles say.

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>> No.36857578

Not that this is a bad image but are we contractually obligated to post it every thread

>> No.36857584
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What's miss slave driver anubis gonna do if I don't work? Yell at me, call me names, go tell the pharaoh, She can't do anything to me

>> No.36857588
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>try searching about those monster elves
>find this
I didn’t even know half-monsters (aside Dhampirs) could exist, and they can get FURTHER monsterized?

>> No.36857608

Papyrus Work and other administrative duties. Meanwhile Jackal guards will escort you to the crocodile pit.

>> No.36857622

That dude on the camel died of heatstroke 4 days ago.

>> No.36857648

Quote from man Mummy cursed.

>> No.36857682

Oh no, they're multiplying

>> No.36857697
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We've been over this, elves are considered a subtype of human and can get monsterized just as vanilla humans do. They don't physically change into regular Succubi because of their naturally high affinity to magic, the same principle applies to regular humans that become Dark Mages.

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>> No.36857792

Wait I could swear elves also became lusty and lewd as fuck due to the current DL though

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>> No.36857862

That's monsterized elves that are physically indistinguishable from uncorrupted elves.

>> No.36857870
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Drunk fox.

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How do I acquire a thick hagshires, all I can find is young perky normal cheshires

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>> No.36857930

Ask old married Cheshires if any of them have single sisters.

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>> No.36857999

what does Lich labs offer in terms of employment?

>> No.36858010

>yuri trash
It would suck, now go back to where you came from faggot.

>> No.36858083

I want to see what pregnancy does to this cat

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Marry kejourous.

>> No.36858122

do I even get a choice in the matter?

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I want to wrestle a muscle kot

>> No.36858211
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I want to make out with a muscle kot.

>> No.36858224

I see cow cats

>> No.36858310


>> No.36858330

Muscle kowt

>> No.36858332

only for my wife

>> No.36858336
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Not true, I only signed one marriage contract

>> No.36858346

I just like hugs anon

>> No.36858364

and? Its a career that I had to go college for that

>> No.36858384
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Lies and slander.

>> No.36858393
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for my maid yes

>> No.36858403

that's very unprofessional anon

>> No.36858406

the correct term is manharlot, tyvm

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>> No.36858424

I prefer the term Hokid myself

>> No.36858426

just because I go to my client's house to draw them in their private quarters doesn't mean I am a whore

>> No.36858436

i know it doesn't have any basis but i like to think regular elves are the classical beanpole elves and the monsterized elves are essentially those meaty matrons from last origin

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she said it was cool

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>> No.36858490

>drunk dragon at the bar keeps trying to show you tricks in hopes of impressing you
it's working

>> No.36858502

>be some schoolgirl nerdy greenworm
>unpopular as fuck
>far from being as smart as Wurm scientists
>far from being athletic like Hellhounds and Jinkos, can’t even rival an elf
>commonborn unlike those rich undeads and lilims walking around oozing popularity
>Cheshire bullies you (though she bullies everyone else for the matter)
>your only friend is a Wisp, but that TRAITOR found herself a boyfriend and made a point to rape him in front of the whole school. The Succ Teacher just filmed it instead of stopping because “bullying creates character” so the rest of the school had to watch that normalfaghotry
>decade later
>Jinkos and Hellhounds still as toned as ever
>Haughy vampires walk around OHOHOHOing here and there
>Lilims have gotten jobs working on branch agencies of their parents
>Wurm became a MASA rocket scientist
>aside that petulant Wisp that still haunts and hurts their pride with her happily married life everyone is confident in themselves
>Enter: Greenworm
>except there are three of them now
>everyone is puzzled
>”My daughters, calm down a bit”
>they are identical to the greenworm back at school, which means
>their mother enters
>She is actually a Papillon now, with wings and a pregnant belly
>worse, she is accompanied by a husband, the one dreaded thing to bring to a class reunion
>The jocks start crying
>lilims try to convince themselves they are only single because they aren’t trying
>Wurm just smugly laughs to herself that Papillon may feel happy but only because she doesn’t know Wurm is a level 250 mage in Monstercraft Online
>Cheshire bullies everyone for gaining money and titles but failing at love, everyone seething too much to notice the tears in her eyes
>Wisp is still fucking her husband in front of the school since that day
>Papillon brings your, her husband, forward
How do (You) introduce yourself in front of all those girls undergoing crisis?

>> No.36858518

that younger vamp description reminded me of that Vampire Hunter flash game
the good end sees her take some blood from you (neck bite) while you take some blood from her (virginity) so you could join her clan as her husband. i really liked that scene, i'm just a real sucker for romance.

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I can't help it, they taste so good I can't stop

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>> No.36858601

Her hands are massive.

>> No.36858622


>> No.36858632

She's about to do one of those meme dances.

>> No.36858637

I swear to God if she looks at me like that one more time she’s going to get loved and cared for so tenderly

>> No.36858639

all the better to hug and hold you with

>> No.36858653

She looks like she wants to join Anon's adventuring party.

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No one told me jinkos were pack hunters, I thought they only hunted solo

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Blessed kiki deserves mastah's love and affection

>> No.36858687

E-Ear biting is rape!

>> No.36858696

It's a sign of dominance! Better submit.

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You walked in there with your own two legs, anon. Don't complain.

>> No.36858709

Need Jabbber nipple in my mouth

>> No.36858717

>Squidbro secret meetings
>mindflayer wives don't know about it.

>> No.36858734

>The stronger sister asserts her dominance by forcing you to giver her a litter of nieces whether you two like it or not

>> No.36858744

This guy is wrestling tigers, he's so badass.

>> No.36858759

Do they stay in squid form for said meetings? Tell me, mindflayerfags, I must know.

>> No.36858790

Can anyone explain this?
Did KC unironically get so assblasted over a foreign MGE fanfic he messaged Fanfiction mods to take it down? The fuck?

>> No.36858814

Duh. Then we can have the meetings in really small caves

>> No.36858834

>ear biting is rape
Back in my day when you fell asleep during class, the monster teacher would make you stand in front of the class then molest you as you read a passage from your text book

>> No.36858846

i take it you've never seen any of his ntr rants either. he's a passionate man and i respect it.

>> No.36858860


Yep. KC is hypersensitive towards any form of violence against monster girls, and goes full autism when anyone writes/draws it.

Though that doesn't mean I support these grimdarkfags who attach themselves to MGE for some fucking reason. They're a cancer

>> No.36858867

kinda cringe ngl

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Wrong fox.

>> No.36858874

Both things are pretty cringe.

>> No.36858882

Crime and Punishment
alternatively War and Peace

>> No.36858889

Grimdarkchads* you mean. They're the only ones who make MGE bearable.

>> No.36858893

It's already been talked enough over the past few thread. Other than that, I agree with >>36858860

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please register user

>> No.36858969
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Being edgy doesn't make you cool, even here.

>> No.36858985

Am I supposed to kiss an automaton to register?

>> No.36858994

That is one of the acceptable registration procedures.

>> No.36859000
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>> No.36859035

Just look through Anubis.moe. I can't speak for all those sites, but I know most writers have abandoned pastebin after the lewdening.

>> No.36859038

>"Violence above current rating"
>Story was rated M
????? Were babies and little girls being raped and cannibalized or something?

>> No.36859039

Petite, tsun, tomboy monsters are for mating pressing.

>> No.36859044

mgc is such as nice setting

>> No.36859066
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Is it true slapping cow butt makes their milk taste better?

>> No.36859075

who told you that anon?

>> No.36859084
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>"I have put on the desired outfit, husband-unit. Any further request?…B-bigger?"

>> No.36859089

bigger and add some lactation modules as well

>> No.36859098

>Preferably using mods from this magazine that gremlin gave me.

>> No.36859104
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A lich told me online, a lich wouldn't lie would she?

>> No.36859120

What does the Lich say I should tell my wife to make her slap my butt then?

>> No.36859149

I want a nudist lich that's fine with me using her body whenever I want.

>> No.36859164

How can a lady be so bold as to go nopan right in front of me?

>> No.36859188

liches have some sort of vendetta against undergarments

>> No.36859209

Wait, my automaton calls me "slave-unit" or "pet-unit".

>> No.36859210

where do i find the good monster girl genocide fics?

>> No.36859213
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I just want a big, meaty monster to lay on top of me and smother me with her body while her pussy massages my dick to orgasm over and over.

>> No.36859229

I prefer the title of “consort” it sounds more professional and I can charge double for it.

>> No.36859231

Automatons sometimes glitch out and have their personality settings change. Just input your password and you can put her back in dom-mode.

>> No.36859234
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Up your fucking nostrils

>> No.36859236

Congrats you got registered as her master

>> No.36859264 [SPOILER] 
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Have you tried the writer Ligma?

>> No.36859270

I really want this and I want to cuddle her as I do

>> No.36859287
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Remember you should fuck angels, look at what happens when you give monster girls an inch:
>every man raped becomes an incubus
>monster girls can monsterize women like an incurable disease, those women will monsterize MORE women
>everyone becomes a monster, therefore humanity is gone

>> No.36859292

>giving (You)s to that shitty bait
Give them to me, you wurm brains.

>> No.36859294

Mutual cuddling as she tells you how much she loves you, how happy you make her and how she wants to make you happy too, and how she'll protect you and your smile for the rest of your lives.

>> No.36859306

I like to think of it as upgrading men's software and updating women hardware and software

>> No.36859312

Fine, but I want to stretch out an angel's womb with my thick incubus cock and cumflate her with gallons of corrupting seed.

>> No.36859313

I like to think of it as you're raped and brainwashed

>> No.36859314

Just remember to be prepared for giant nephilim daughters.

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>> No.36859318

Can I grow wings or would I have to ride my wife to fly?
>inb4 you need to have at least 180 years for a flight license

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>> No.36859328

when the paradigm shifts, you either adapt or disappear. Morality is a spook, and ethics is for when you're dying and need to cope.

>> No.36859329

Holy crap, I take everything I said about angels back. This is like ultra upgraded vampires yielding me gigantic daughters.

>> No.36859338

Learn levitation magic to fly without wings or rely on your wife to carry you.

>> No.36859342

you would need to ride your wife to fly and yes you need to be 180 to get the license also applies liquor, smokes, and vidya without your wife permission

>> No.36859344

Thanks shog, you're the superior maid. Chesires can fuck off.

>> No.36859350

But MGC Law dictates males can only learn healing magic…

>> No.36859358

I will learn combat magic and nobody can stop me

>> No.36859361

>finally get to 180 years
>due to the high ratio of reckless husbands getting scratches and gashes while flying and landing we have determined the new age of adulthood is 360 years

>> No.36859367
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Would your waifu make you wear embarrassing clothing?

>> No.36859371

No, MGC law says men without a license can only learn healing magic. You can apply for a license for other magic when you're married.

>> No.36859372

Hello, Succ Police? This boy right here.

>> No.36859381

gonna blast breaking the law while going mach 5 with flight magic as a 21 year old

>> No.36859385

I already do unprompted.

>> No.36859396

Does it embarrass your wife?

>> No.36859402
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They won't be able to keep up with my power

>> No.36859412

I hope so.

>> No.36859418

they are trying to ban knowledge, that is an outrage. It makes me want to learn the simplest magic and just mess with it until it becomes ultra dangerous

>> No.36859429

just got mermaid & succubus handbook
anyone know where I could get the dragonia one?

>> No.36859445
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That's bullshit, I have been wizarding for the Sabbath for years and while they do have some restrictions, they are pretty open with what is allowed. Also for as cool as flight magic is, teleportation is simply better.

>> No.36859448

and are you gonna follow that law, or are ya gonna stick it to the lady on top?

>> No.36859466

sabbath fly too, they got a whole article on broom riding including other broom related techniques forbidden to the maid academy.

>> No.36859470

anon, please point on the doll where the lolibabas touched you

>> No.36859489

None of my wife's touching was unwanted.

>> No.36859534

which of these story concepts sounds better?
>high-ranking order defector x atlach-nacha
>depressed anon x wendigo

>> No.36859538

the latter

>> No.36859570

defector x atlach-nacha

>> No.36859578

Hard to say. The former could use the guy being empathetic to Nacho's pain and the payoff when she tells him she loves him. The latter seems fine, but I'm not sure of the hook the story needs.

>> No.36859633

My idea for the first is an abrasive hardass that realizes that the Chief God isn't the actual creator of the world, has his entire worldview crumble, and says fuck it all and tries to dissappear underground only to get caught in a Nacho's web.
The second is an anon that despite monstergirls quickly fixing Earth's problems, doesn't believe there's a happy end for him, and decides to die in the snow before scientist-magiciancs figure a way to recover and resurrect souls without needing the body. He encounters a wendigo and gets happyended.

>> No.36859635
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Do you like tall orcs or short orcs?

>> No.36859647

a small orc is just a real short and strong goblin

>> No.36859649

they're a bit angsty

>> No.36859655

A pregnant orc.

>> No.36859692

I thought of it a bit more and I'm leaning towards Atlach-Nacha now.
>the deserter ends up underground alone with an Atlach-Nacha
>does not trust her and keeps his distance
>he gets malnourished and she shares food with him because she doesn't want to watch him die
>he's grateful but doesn't understand why she still seems hostile
>he tries to get closer to her to try to understand her
>Nacho's venom is neutralized and she confesses her love to him

>> No.36859715

Haha imagine going to a party, saying you are an adult, having sex with a monster girl, go back home losing your wallet and she finds it, sees you ID and learns she committed staturory rape hah

>> No.36859771

The lightest idea I've got is a 01 IQ retard that has made it his life's goal to defeat a big bad dragon hag of legend just to prove he can. So far all he has managed is to annoy her by chatting really loud with the harpies nesting on her mountain.
Oh, me like. All of that preceded by them tsun-tsunning at each other, as his prejudices crumble and she feels inklings of something else than bitterness and web-spinning obsession.

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>> No.36859786

>bogey finally finds a sad boy for her to comfort
>he kills himself before she can make her move
>she starts desperately searching for a necromancer/Hel priest
Good thing resurrection is fairly easy in MGE

>> No.36859794
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Virgin Succs

>> No.36859839

>tfw ywn have overprotective monsters get worried over you as you do dangerous stunts that you do for attention

>> No.36859856
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What is the best way to attract a Hellhound that looks like this?

>> No.36859858

Stunts you do for attention because you have extremely low self-esteem, that really gets the monsters going.

>> No.36859872

Hold the sign written ''Need tall monster girl to protect me!''

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>> No.36859906
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Orcs should be tall, short orcs should just be goblins. Not that there is anything wrong with that.

>> No.36859931 [SPOILER] 
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You know what's fucking hotter than sex? See you people in 3 days!

>> No.36859937

I don't know, but I would love to kiss a Hellhound like that on the lips, maybe try that.

>> No.36859940

>You know what's fucking hotter than sex?
Sitting on the front porch in fall with your monster girl wife while she knits a scarf for your grandchildren. Enjoying growing old together with her and seeing your children grow up and be happy.

>> No.36859942

Purple pussy! I want purple pussy!

>> No.36859948
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That's gonna cost yah, kid.

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I thought mamano didn't age?

>> No.36859962

it just takes way longer and only for some like the undead can't age

>> No.36859965
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We ran out of purple pussy back in May and we probably aren't getting any more until the new year because of supply chain issues. Still have green pussy though, if you want that.

>> No.36859976
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Mimi-miia is adorable

>> No.36859993

i want to watch all the snakelets running around busily at a ryu shrine

>> No.36860012
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There are plenty of paths to eternal life, but if you insist on dying. At least we can make sure you find your wife again when you reincarnate.

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meant for >>36859940

Sorry, I am dumb sometimes.

>> No.36860041

don't see why they wouldn't, besides immortals and undead. Personally, I think living faithful to my monster wife as we both grow old together is really romantic.
(I wanted to post that granny Kiki with grandpa Anon picture, but I can't find it)

>> No.36860129
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wurmy's proud of you

>> No.36860153

>>Wurm became a MASA rocket scientist
Wurm is very smart!

>> No.36860181
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You wouldn't play favorites with your daughterus, right, anon?

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>> No.36860202

This is what happens when you raise a loli monster and she levels up a lot before you.

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>> No.36860218

why is monsters being way taller than you so damn hot

>> No.36860223

Counter Spelled, better luck next time kiddo.

>> No.36860224

this artist really likes em tall doesn't he

>> No.36860228

Why is she wearing a leash?

>> No.36860232

Jesus Christ bros look at those dem hips!
They can literally easily manhandle (You) opening a lot of possibilities and positions. Like damn she can fuck you and your feet won't reach the ground

>> No.36860234

that was obvious when he made best whale

>> No.36860239

she is a good girl

>> No.36860240

>Depressed anon x monster
God I hate how stale that trope is.

>> No.36860258

Right, but I reserve the right to make fun of any daughter that joins the Sabbath

>> No.36860264

I only have one dick. What do you expect me to do?

>> No.36860265

hips wide enough that you can't hug around them is a good size

>> No.36860304

because it does go against their tos, if you actually bothered to read it, the copyright laws are held in the country of origin, and in japan theres basically no fair use, but its still kind of a gray area, some creators dont really care, some do, otherwise youre technically not allowed to use copyrighted material in japan. overall he is lucky that the story is just being deleted instead of getting banned

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Human boys really need to be taught their limits

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>> No.36860378

>store mistook me for a 15 years old today
>if monster girls were real not even the ''adulthood by human standards'' excuse would hold, they'd likely arrest me for faking my age.
Dammit bros I can never win

>> No.36860397

wish i had some mg prowrestlers to job to every week

>> No.36860398
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Your girlfriend can buy you booze.

>> No.36860404

Anon you are a genius. Wait I don't remember starting to date a monster girl so why do I have a girlfr-

>> No.36860459

You gotta give dog girls walkies every day.

>> No.36860495

Isn’t sex enough of a workout?

>> No.36860512

Sure. Amidst the walkies.

>> No.36860571
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Dark Mage momster

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>> No.36860610
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Yes, please.

>> No.36860622

fat mage needs to put down the sweets

>> No.36860639

one of the monsters most likely to go for the "raise your own husband package" from the monster run orphanage

>> No.36860691

Insulting an elder like that is punitive with facesitting thighjobs, anon

>> No.36860695
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Son/Husband/Familiar all in one

>> No.36860713
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>facesitting thighjobs
yea she looks like she sits alot
move aside for better mage

>> No.36860717

This one looks too young to be a momster!

>> No.36860750

she heard of the "raise your own husband package" and wanted to get a head start

>> No.36860758

With a body like that she must be skilled at transfiguration magic. I doubt it could be achieved naturally.

>> No.36860764

It would be funny to see though, having a kid her height call her mom

>> No.36860779

>tfw they try to sneak into a 180 plus movie without the mage showing her id

>> No.36860835

>go to the same school and same class
>loli mom always bragging about how your her husband in training
>always get super protective when one of the busty teachers get close to you

>> No.36860898


Honestly. I get the appeal of monstergirls when it's just another species that has members who might want to bang you, and obviously there's nothing wrong with wanting to be sexually attractive. But making the horny monstergirls into the equivalent of wildlife, like an annoying pest that has to be dealt with, doesn't that just make you feel vaguely pathetic? It's somehow even worse than paying for sex. Instead of 'Oh yes, I'll find you attractive for half an hour if you bribe me to do that and I wouldn't dream of even spitting in your direction otherwise' its 'here's just a woman-shaped thing that has such low standards it'd be equally happy to sit on you or Harvey Weinstein's diseased syphilitic cock, it just doesn't fucking matter'.

*That's* your literal fucking *fantasy* setting that you've spent hours of your life crafting? Fuck me that's sad. You could have fantasized up a world where women want to fuck you because they actually like you you sad bastard.

>> No.36860927
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>your her husband
She should be afraid cause you're getting an extra 30 minutes under Ms. Haku's ass

>> No.36860989
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I just don't fucking *get* Zipangu's isekai. I really don't understand how someone can clearly be putting effort into developing something approaching a story for a setting that entirely boils down to ''HNGH! HORNY BOYS! EVERYWHERE!! THE MOST IMPORTANT THING TO ME IN MEETING A BOY FROM ANOTHER WORLD IS THAT HE LOVES MONSTER GIRLS AND EVERYTHING NORMAL HERE IS INCREDIBLE TO HIM!!! HNNNGH!! HE LITERALLY HAS NO EXPECTATION OUT OF A GIRL ASIDE IF SHE WANTS TO DO WHATEVER SHE WANTS TO HIM! HNNNGGHH!''

Honestly I get the appeal of human boys and there is nothing wrong with wanting to be sexually active, but making horny huma boys the equivalent of godsends, like some really convenient tailor made monster girl lover out of nowhere, doesn't just that make you feel vaguely pathetic?

*That's* Zipangu Isekai's literal fucking *fantasy* plot that you've spent hours of your life crafting? Fuck me that's sad. I'm buying 10 of those doujins.

>> No.36861039

>tfw you draw most hardcore, brutal, sadistic and monster oriented doujins on the market but are a normal human boy that likes to dress in a well fitted suit when you go to moncon

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>> No.36861084

Anon, birds are reptiles.

>> No.36861099

>tfw you want your stories to be read for their plot not because everyone wants to fuck you

>> No.36861104
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here's two ladies to solve all your moral quandries

>> No.36861121

It amazes me there are lilims still single out there. They must really suck at talking to men
Tell them I'm an adult and don't need a legal guardian

>> No.36861123

The Angel is telling me to genocide all monsters.

>> No.36861136

>>less than 100

>> No.36861150
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She is just horny and desperate no human paid attention to get ever and all of them go fuck monsters instead. Ask her out anon

>> No.36861168

>broken halo

>> No.36861195

brush her hair for a while and she'll mellow out

>> No.36861226

S-Shut up

>> No.36861230

>ask her out
>rapes you cause she thinks you're mocking her
what now?

>> No.36861239
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Dark elves are the only ones that know how to properly treat males.

>> No.36861245

Rape her back

>> No.36861255
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with love?

>> No.36861266

Whats she going to do when we're both old and grey?
>Oof my I threw out my hip again honey-I mean mistress
>What do you mean kneel? My knees will explode before I even start bending them

>> No.36861328

Don't worry mamono mana is gonna keep you youthful and healthy your whole life until death.

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>> No.36861371
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Hmm? See something you like?

>> No.36861395
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In the MGE canon, mamono do not physically age. They look youthful to the day of their death.

>> No.36861398

I'm going to kiss that eyestalk.

>> No.36861421

Fuck this makes me so angry, i hat cheshires but shes so fucking thicc i feel torn i like thicc woman but its a fucking cheshire, aaaaah!

>> No.36861480

Why she look kinda sad/angry/tired?

>> No.36861488

Anon called her cringe on a zipangese comic book forum and she hasn't been able to dox him

>> No.36861615
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Cheshire Cat won't dox him until she travels to his home. Then when she's outside his house, she dumps his info, and then she breaks into his house and rapes him Wonderland-style. She has to be the first one to fuck him of course. Then she'll post Anon's mindbroken appearance next with lewd writing all over him and a comment saying "Cheshie was here <3"

>Pic related is what Anon sees after the mindbreak rape

>> No.36861649

I thought their age was a combination of race and magic. Usually connecting with their husband to either raise his lifespan to match hers or the other way round with shorter lived species.

>> No.36861661

>rapes wonderland style
what does that entail? how does it differ from normal rape?

>> No.36861732

That's just in relation to lifespan. Not physical appearance associated with age. Mamono always retain their youthful looks regardless of their lifespan or actual age.

The only instance in which I can think a mamono would have an elderly look is if the man she married genuinely liked that look and was attracted to that appearance above all else. This isn't specifically stated in the books, but it's the logical conclusion to the fact that a mamono's appearance will match her husband's taste. Other examples: Anon likes big tits, so she grows bigger tits. Anon likes tall women, so she grows taller.

So when you approach that danuki. There's no telling her real age. She looks 24, but in reality, she could be 101, 567, or she could actually be 24.

>> No.36861739

Like normal rape, but more fetishy elements.

>> No.36861868

This. Their magic makes them the mist dangerous for their sons.
>dark mage momster uses bath time together as a chance to cast a spell on your dick without you knowing
>makes you incapable of coming with anyone but her
>be masturbating one day
>even though you can feel the pressure building up, you can't finish
>give up, but still feel on edge
>go to tell your momster you feel strange
>that's when she notices what you were doing
>suddenly gives you a tight, full-body hug
>the feeling of her soft body causes all the orgasms you built up to shoot straight up your spine
>your brain turns to mush as you blast a huge load in your pants
>she strokes your head while it's nestled between her enormous "mana-tanks" while you come back down off the pleasure, telling you she'll take care of the mess you made
>afterwards your brain starts to associate your momster with pleasure, just like she planned

>> No.36861933

God i wish a jinko would capture me.

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>> No.36861960

I like the setup where a jinko or mantis captures you ahead of mating season so they don't have to worry about securing a male when they're in need
they're still going to rape you but it might be a bit

>> No.36861976

F-fuck, that gave me a boner

>> No.36861989

This is just orgasm denial mindbreak with extra magical steps!

>> No.36861990
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Whoa, I thought it was a nightmare
Lord, it's all so true
They told me "Don't go walkin' slow
The Devil's on the loose"

>> No.36862008

the best kind

>> No.36862027
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[email protected] darkmage ass

>> No.36862036

>Your waifu

>Favorite monster girl that'd be most practical for your living situation/environment
>Favorite monster girl that your family would most approve of
>Favorite monster girl that'd give you a status boost in your community

>Favorite monster girl that isn't compatible with your environment
>Favorite monster girl that your family would disapprove of
>Favorite monster girl that'd cause you to be shunned by your community


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>> No.36862091

>Favorite monster girl that'd be most practical for your living situation/environment
Pharaoh, Lilim, Dragon, Tanuki, I'm a money/power whore what can I say?
>Favorite monster girl that your family would most approve of
Probably Pharaoh but I don't think they'd care all too much
>Favorite monster girl that'd give you a status boost in your community
See former
>Favorite monster girl that isn't compatible with your environment
Ushi-oni she big, house small
>Favorite monster girl that your family would disapprove of
Zombie, I'd be known as a corpse fucker
>Favorite monster girl that'd cause you to be shunned by your community
"Hey look it's corpsefucker Anon and the corpse he fucks"

>> No.36862100

At least you're not fucking a loli corpse, am I right?

>> No.36862112
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>> No.36862137

dragon zombie


redcap/dragon zombie/cursed sword/ghoul

>> No.36862139
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You are right, if I had to get a zombie I'd get the one with the thickest mombod possible

>> No.36862191
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Does listening to pharaoh ramble about the good old days count as a primary source for your Ancient Egypt essay?

>> No.36862217

Do Ushi Oni's ever get Jealous of Atlach-Nacha's sexy spider hubbies? If you went around town as King Spider Anon, would you get catcalls from other spider girls?

Something about being physically as big or bigger than an Ushi seems really appealing to me.

>> No.36862252
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Can i have some fat MGs please, exposed plump belly is my weakness

>> No.36862253
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>"Fufufu~ so you seek to learn about my grand and powerful rule of my kingdom?"
>"Very well I shall indulge you"
>"Long ago I ruled the sands and, and..."
>"This taxes my mind to remember such inane things as my rule. It was glorious and that is all you need to know"
>Find small ushi
>"Rape" small ushi
>Mamano magic keeps her small
>Get small ushi to "rape" all you want

>> No.36862255

momonikas probably got a gyaru loli ushi loitering around somewhere

>> No.36862263

Sorry, all those mgs currently have loving husbands.
You must find your own.

>> No.36862270

Good night Anons,
Take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that after working out, the best thing you can do is hug your waifu immediately.
ESPECIALLY if she has a heightened sense of smell

>> No.36862292
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Reject princesses, breed your steed

>> No.36862363
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Instructions unclear. Fucked this smug cat instead.

>> No.36862391
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Consider what anon?

>> No.36862397
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always ignore the nobles or obvious heroine
embrace the neglected henchman or the side character

>> No.36862399
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Guys help, I'm just trying to complete my blacksmith apprenticeship and the forge is flirting with me again

>> No.36862408

>Fire elemental has a belly button
This is stupid.

>> No.36862410

have you tried turning it off and on again

>> No.36862417

Time to woo the wyvern

>> No.36862421

>Stabs you with her sword
>Gores you with her horns
>Heals you with her potions
>Nurses you with her breasts
Many good reasons to lose to a cow

>> No.36862424
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Can I interest you in some chub succ oyakodon?

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>> No.36862451

This is the ideal female body. You may not like it but this is what peak performance looks like,

>> No.36862461
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>save kingdom from disaster
>at throneroom, princess asks what you want for your reward
>saying this while showing off her cleavage
>you just point to her maid
>princess tries to change your mind but you stand firm, pointing at the blushing maid
reject princesses, embrace maids

>> No.36862480

What do unmarried slimes do all day? Most monster girls have some kind of culture/life outside of looking for a man but what about slimes? I can't picture one doing more than just living like a puddle on a road just taking it easy.

>> No.36862498

They just kinda jiggle and wiggle and dance and get by surviving like amoeba

>> No.36862523

this is why you do your research before acquiring unusual pets
'She'll top off around 4'5"' my ass

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>> No.36862542
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Thicc monsters are unironically the best. The reason they have all that cushioning is for extra rough mating presses. And for cuddling afterward, of course.

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>> No.36862589

>your waifu
I'm a very undecided person.

>Favorite monster girl that'd be most practical
Probably a Hakutaku considering I'm supposed to be studying for uni admission exams instead of posting here. (I quit before because I fucked up and couldn't change bachelors) Automatons would be nice too.
>Fav + Family would most approve of
My family would just be happy I'm not gay really but I think they'd be happier with a Valkyrie. I think they'd be very satisfied with Jinko/Salamander as well.
>Fav + status boost
Hakutaku if it helped me get into university again or a Dragon/Danuki moneywise.

>Fav + isn't compatible
Ocelomeh since I likely I wouldn't be heard if I said no and that would get in the way of the studies (that I'm not doing) and Apophis/Wonderworm due to toxin/breath.
> Fav + your family would disapprove of
DEMONS, unfortunately.
> Fav + shunned by your community
Atlach-Nacha and Wendigo

>> No.36862605

>My family would just be happy I'm not gay really
(they aren't willing to accept that I never dated anyone so they made me gay in their headcanon, it's a fucking bother.)

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>Your waifu
Jub Jub!
>Favorite monster girl that'd be most practical for your living situation/environment Bogey

>Favorite monster girl that your family would most approve of
None idk. Kikimorra?

>Favorite monster girl that'd give you a status boost in your community
same as above probably
>Favorite monster girl that isn't compatible with your environment
Ushi Oni
>Favorite monster girl that your family would disapprove of
All of them probably

>Favorite monster girl that'd cause you to be shunned by your community

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>> No.36862720

s-she b-big!

>> No.36862724

she's gonna turn me into a pancake!

>> No.36862835
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Alright, who gave this slime so much water?

>> No.36862847

It's quite simple, see people like to fantasize about things that they see as unattainable goals. For some people that's a loving wife and a big family, but for you it's talking to someone for five minutes without them becoming hostile. That doesn't make you more mature, it just means you're lower on the hierarchy of needs.

>> No.36862856

Big monsters mean big baby bumps. I bet their wombs can hold more daughters than other monsters of smaller size.

>> No.36862893
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>I just don't fucking *get* MGE. I really don't understand how someone can clearly be putting effort into developing something approaching a story for a setting that entirely boils down to

Go approach 10 woman in real life, while being a 5 or less yourself, you will then understand

>*That's* your literal fucking *fantasy* setting that you've spent hours of your life crafting? Fuck me that's sad. You could have fantasized up a world where women want to fuck you because they actually like you you sad bastard.

Like 99% of harem animes (see pic) where a super hot girl inexplicably likes the MC just because he is lucky? Lol.

>> No.36862901

We doing this?
Come' on people.

>> No.36862906

or you get the same number of daughters but at three years old they're already taller than you

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>> No.36862920

Harem MC's are nice guys who put a tad more effort into being nice in worlds where women are 7X more thirsty
sprikle a litte wish fufillment and BANG!

>> No.36862940 [DELETED] 

Ironically, harem MC success is actually less realistic than monster girls that actuall