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So many sights to see.

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I have one place in particular I want to see.

>> No.36869289

When the abyss stares back

>> No.36869292

What's she looking at?

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We don't want any adventures here. Terrible business, adventures. Make mastah late for dinner.

>> No.36869404

>From the author of "I turned the holy prince into a monster manwhore" and "the tale of the milkboy" comes "The isekaied hero is a very slutty manwhore but is the greatest detective in another world and he can't stop trying to seduce old hags"

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thos chips

>> No.36869430

>body stocking
Oh no, my one weakness.

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Vroom vroom

>> No.36869496

what the actual fuck, god please bleach my eyes of that filth that I just witnessed

>> No.36869522

Haha imagine being shoved in as punishment. It would be horrible haha

>> No.36869577

Can you faggots stop making multiple threads?

>> No.36869579
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How do you guys feel about alternate styled monstergirls but still similar and recognizable?

>> No.36869592

Sounds like cheap wish fulfillment for hags. I’m buying 3 copies

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Unless janitors go to sleep for a month again, not a problem.
They're pretty neat, it's nice seeing an MG that's clearly a member of a species but not a carbon copy of the profile design.

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>> No.36869647

I like them very much, specially that yellow skinned snake one.

>> No.36869668

I like them a lot

>> No.36869680

This entire thread is filth

>> No.36869685

Body stockings look best on pregnant kitsunes.

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I approve

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>Wake up
>See this
What do?

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>> No.36869742

get vored by the snek

>> No.36869743

ask for my morning milkies

>> No.36869753

Get up and make breakfast for wife.

>> No.36869764

say "good morning", she may have invaded my home but that's no reason to be rude.

>> No.36869773

make breakfast for yan snek and escort her out of the house
silly snek doesn't live here

>> No.36869782

Molest ears

>> No.36869810

An underage like you don’t get to sleep alone

>> No.36869850

Ahh, a man of superior, refined tastes. I too would enjoy that.

Fucking degenerate. What is wrong with you?

>> No.36869896

I'm of age! and I have ms.pillow and ms.blanket with me already.

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>> No.36869912

Laws are for suckers, I always sleep alone. I do always wake up feeling like I was just huggug something

>> No.36869924
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There are hundreds of alternate monstergirl styles from Okayado to Z-ton
>you do realise this isnt just MGE only, right?
Or did you mean 'alternate' as in monstergirls with black lipstick, colored hair, and skanky inkwork?

>> No.36869941

Ask her if she can yodel, as she obviously just climbed off the Alps.

>> No.36869980

This is not my beautiful house!

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I think different art styles or even character concepts can help,
E.g. I'm not really into Taurs as the 4 legs and doublepussy are odd, and the extra bodylength simply impractical, but as taur-satyrs they fit better into the general biped but not human shape of most monstergirls

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fuck i love satyrs

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Compared to their original artwork

>> No.36870050

That White Horn is just amazing.

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I prefer 'em with 4 legs.

Nothing says comfy like riding a whitehorn in the park on the snowy night, leaning your face into her neck, slipping your hands into her coat, and groping her breasts, before heading home, enjoying a few cookies together and some hot cocoa, and then fucking like animals in the bedroom and falling asleep in each other's arms.

>> No.36870147

I like to think she speaks with heavy russian accent.

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>> No.36870170

This explains why my dreams have been of snakes, also I accept my fate as permanent heat source.

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Or the same concept can be drawn completely differently

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>not wanting to quaff a tentacle potion and fuck a centaur in both pussies at once

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>Momster cosplays as your favorite character to get your attention

>> No.36870305

>ofc the artist behind the cursed greenworm with hands would draw centaurs without the horse half

>> No.36870315

>the cosplay is two sizes too small and just barely hanging on

>> No.36870341

If you're drinking tentacle potion, you're going to need 4 dicks.
Mouth, ass, both pussies.

>> No.36870376

When to time comes for kc to shed his mortal coil will it get a sticky?

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You will surrender to your future wife and let her rape you or you will run away and give her some joy from chasing prey?

>> No.36870391

I'm gonna stand and fight! I'm a man, I do or don't do what I please!

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No, she's the one getting raped.

>> No.36870406

she paid for me in the auction, I don't think I have a choice

>> No.36870412

Run, lead her through into a snare-trap, lash her down, rape her
>you need to establish dominance over your Heckhund or youre screwed - in all meaning of the word

>> No.36870425

>surrender to a hellhound
Its piss easy to defeat them. You just call her the word.

>> No.36870427

love I fuck satyrs

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Niceworms are better than edgeworms

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>> No.36870464

>Do greenworms have a frontpussy like centaurs or is there a pussy down the back?
Iirc caterpillars are the immature form and bugs dont reproduce until theyre butterflies, so they wouldnt need a puss until after coming out of the cocoon - so are greenworms just Loli-form?

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>> No.36870480

Wait until she finds out what they're made out of.

>> No.36870486

Don't make errors like that.
You'll summon the teacher cow and she'll force me to read her shitty cultivation novels.

>> No.36870495

I love fuck satyrs

>> No.36870499

I fuck satyrs, love

>> No.36870500

Shyvana is cute.

>> No.36870507

fuck satyrs, I love

>> No.36870508

I fuck, satyrs love

>> No.36870520

I kind of stopped liking these once my sister started spamming the dubs to me.

>> No.36870525

love satyrs fuck I

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Have you guys ever seen a scorpion? They're really cool!

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I have seen a scorponun before

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It's in the front. They sometimes wear panties like Miia but they don't nescessarily have to because puffy skin hides puss puss. This is all just headcanon until I make contact with KC and ask him to consider Greenworms

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Can't stop the shitposting worm

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Some changes in style are always nice. Gotta remember that the profiles in stuff like MGE are basis, you are free to expand from there.

>> No.36870765

how to MGs troll the order remanent intranet?

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You better be going to the Monster Mash in a few weeks anon!

>> No.36870851

I'm not much of a crowds person

>> No.36870856

Lilim tyrants will never institute a law forcing human men to participate in shady events. Again.

>> No.36870863

Sorry, I heard it's couples only and I'm alone so I'll be staying home.

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>Attention all citizens of MGC, by royal decree, All men need to drink a gallon of monster milk straight from the tap everyday
>This is an order and any attempt to not follow the decree shall punished by getting a gallon of semen milked out
>If you are single, ask a officer to help you or your next door neighbor
>Drinking the milk of old hags will give a $1000 bonus to your paycheck
>You can drink loli milk but it is highly dangerous since those mamano aren't fully grown
>Thanks for listening and remember
Got Milk?

>> No.36870917

Gallon of milk a day? I could barely drink a gallon of water on a hot day.

>> No.36870927

If you cannot currently drink a gallon of milk in a day, it is fine. Your monster gf will slowly increase the amount of milk you drink

>> No.36870933

gonna need to verify that claim ma'am

>> No.36870941

but Im lactose intolerant...

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Don't be like that. It'll catch on in a flash once you get started

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my wife lactates wine, is that good enough?

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Today we remind them about Shyvana

>> No.36870959

that's an evil looking fox
what mischief is she up to?

>> No.36870964

there are monsters like>>36870947 that can lactate wine, honey, sap, or almond milk. Just go to your nearest officer and tell her to help you find such a monster

>> No.36870999

Fuck off

>> No.36871005

Take those seals off and find out

>> No.36871012

eating tofu without sharing

>> No.36871022

Anon no! Those seals are keeping her chest in check!

>> No.36871046

>take off the seals
I won't be tricked fox, I'll just doodle on those seals

>> No.36871048

Does using said milk in cooking count?

>> No.36871064

it does count but its best straight from the tap

>> No.36871082

>milking monster wife into the cereal bowl.
And thats a new thing I need.

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elf maids are the best, especially the chocolate ones

>> No.36871173

Chocolate maid
Some stay dry and other feel the pain

>> No.36871178

Stern elf maids!

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>tell her I couldn't cheat on my wife
>try to push her away
>get constricted by my ryu wife
>she says it's sweet that I feel that way, but the shrine maidens have needs too

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>> No.36871212

>tfw ywn ask your maid where the milk you drink comes from and you see your stern elf maid blush for the first time
>ywn ask her how babies are made and watch turn bright red trying to explain how babies are made and show you what parts of a woman are used
>ywn tease her too much and she grabs you and milks you dry until you ask for forgiveness

>> No.36871224

>There is always a cow variant of MGs
Is there a nun variant of all MGs too?

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>always have that stern professional face
>outsiders think she's looking down at her master for his human shenanigans
>in private, she gives him a small (very small) smile and wiggle of her ears to show affection
>tries to act like making love is her duty, despite her heart pupils
>she fails to hide the smugness in her eyes as her master turns down countless marriage proposals
stern elf maids are always a must in households

>> No.36871257
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yes, there is, for example, nunbugs appear if you leave holy water on your floor for too long without cleaning it up

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>> No.36871270

>nunbug eating out of a trashcan
that won't do, I'll invite her to stay and cook her a tasty meal

>> No.36871304

So, if i will act as frigid retard and also live in no name country that locate far away from monster friendly or monster hating countries, in addition i don't hate monsters, don't feeling any misery and just living peacefully, then i will be safe from rape?
t. newfag

>> No.36871308

Perfect. Stern kiki maid is fine too.
tfw she brings out the demon silver laced gloves

>> No.36871316

>Smug mastermind maid that scares away every girl and makes you marry her without even realizing
Now that's my type of maid

>> No.36871336
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question: does the chances of finding a bogey increase if you sleep under the bed every night

for context: i turned my bed into a tent and i have no closets in my room

and every night i get the feeling that im gonna get yoink'ed

>> No.36871365

>if you sleep under the bed every night
You are literally camping her spawn. What the fuck, anon

>> No.36871374

>bogey appears out of the shadows
>gets immediately grabbed by Anon waiting for her and dragged under the covers
RIP boger

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Found another, wish there was more.

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>> No.36871381

>hfw anon is the monster under her bed

>> No.36871407

>Bogey mom doesn't believe her daughter when she says there's a human under her bed

>> No.36871412

>every so often a girl will get uppity and won't take a no for their proposal
>with a sharp look from the stern maid, they back down while pale as a ghost
>master never saw the face his maid showed but assumed it was his convincing that drove the girl away
>stern maid once again thwarts a wench from claiming what was always hers

>> No.36871430

>Mommy, mommy, the human grabbed my legs and did my homework
>Sweetie, there are no humans under your bed
>meanwhile anon is just chilling under the bed, drawing something

>> No.36871459

>tfw I like to put myself into a blanket burrito before going to sleep
Damn, I'd be easy picking for any monster who finds me asleep. I am already wrapped up like a present, all that's left is a bow on top

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Is mofu safe for consumption? I'm gonna say yes.

>> No.36871598

worry about what is apparently a VERY severe memory lapse and/or kidnapping

>> No.36871652

i try not to worry about things i can't affect

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>> No.36871671

I'm strong independent man who doesn't need a strong woman to protect me

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>> No.36871707

What monstergirl needs lewds?

>> No.36871712

Do Alps get raped?

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Gandharva has almost nothing.

>> No.36871758

>...and 99 other hilarious jokes

>> No.36871759

>ask for the oldest mofu they have
>the employees all hear this and head into the back of the cafe
>you can hear "W-what are you doing?! I'm your boss! Stop!"
>the employees push out the cafe owner and sit her in your booth next to you
>the maid outfit all the other waitresses are wearing is way too small on her
>"U-uh, g-good day…Master…"
>you notice the other waitresses signalling her to do the cutesy gesture they do
>when she tries, you hear something in her costume snap, and her bust stretches out the front of her costume even more, revealing a hefty amount of cleavage
>she becomes beet-red

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Time to dig in!

>> No.36871794

>on that day, That Cafe owner finally got herself a man after damn near 10000 years being alone
>Also, the cafe had to be closed for a week after the mess Anon and The owner had made that day so It could be cleaned

>> No.36871828

>Flayer squidbro being the sidekick of a wandering human knightess
>Mindflayer wife is hunting them both
Mamono tv show.

>> No.36871832

>cafe opened the next week and earned triple the amount of profits
>mofu workers worked extra hard seeing their boss finally finding happiness
>customers flocked to the cafe hoping to experience their own mofu ending

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>> No.36871867
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You know better than to wander these forests at night. Now you’re going home with a wife in tow

>> No.36871875

I have zero idea of what monster would need any sort of story at all, and it vexes me.

>> No.36871887

not if I run fast enough and wear a red hood as well

>> No.36871892

bros how do I attract a Nurarih
nevermind she is already here

>> No.36871900

Something something iced latte with breast milk

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I sure am

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Need oni milk

>> No.36871926

Look for dating experts on the internet. A mysterious woman might arrive at your home and teach you all about dating mamono. plus all sorts of bed techniques

>> No.36871930

what would people recommend for a beginner to this genre/series?

>> No.36871933
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Humans are a proud and noble race who have built continent spanning civilizations and countless marvels of technology. Monsters need to stop treating us like children because our lifespan is nowhere near some of theirs or because we can't match them in power!

>> No.36871935

Forcing you to cum until you start moaning is NOT teaching a bed technique

>> No.36871937

>wishes for oni milk
>shows an oni with barely any tits

>> No.36871954
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Sure sure. Now back to your wife’s embrace, anon. You are gonna catch a cold.

>> No.36871958

Gotta be prepared for any type of mamono. Can't have you disappoint your date, and the madam.

>> No.36871964

who made the automatons? not humans, that's who

>> No.36871984

>who made the automatons?

>> No.36871993
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Read MGE profiles and world guides
Maybe play MGQ if you don't mind some of the funky shit
Read some of the stuff by our writefags if you want, like magus and his big bertha story
Lastly: breed pandas, they're endangered

>> No.36872002

I don't have nor do I need a wife to keep well. I'm an adult who can care for himself!

>> No.36872037

My wives are all off profile in various ways and I honestly prefer seeing offprofile MGE girls more than the profile ones because it brings out some really nice ideas from people.

>> No.36872062
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>> No.36872065

Unironically the Monster Girl Quest VN. Like, MGE is a pretty utopic and welcoming setting, whereas MGQ opens up the game asking if you wanna “skip any vore scenes” which speaks length to what you are gonna witness (about 40% of the loss scenes involve that or death). But the point of the game is more that you CAN reason with them.
Majority of bad endings is more that once beaten they rape (You) and take you back to their home to become their husband for example, which quickly estabilishes along earlygame interactions that their behavior is more because most of them didn’t really learn better and don’t know how to properly interact with humans. There is their share of psychotic murderers that have to be stopped, but this is just like we have ours.

>> No.36872071

>offbrand Kirkland mgs

>> No.36872082
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Oni milk machine broke

>> No.36872085

Abber ocks and azers, ad atters, heshires, mild hounds,and wryens

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>> No.36872116

Fucker I know who karbo is , nice try.

>> No.36872148

I hope you like having 30 kids who probably think incest is wincest, because her instincts are going to go wild if you are a stable source of food.

>> No.36872157

>mild hounds

>> No.36872182

>spends all day chilling
>even if presented with a boy, will just walk slowly to him and snuggle rape
>plain in appearance and attitude
>mistaken for regular dogs all the time

>> No.36872232

Mrs. Echidna, I'd like to order uhhhhhhhh one boneless, meatlovers, waifu with extra meat. thank you.

>> No.36872238 [SPOILER] 
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thanks to these lads i now realize something:

i may be the reason why it took so long for bogeys to be documented in the first place

>> No.36872256

And that's how /fit/ slimes are born

>> No.36872264


>> No.36872279
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>You tried to dangerously sleep alone again. Any last excuses?

>> No.36872311

Consider Greenworms.
Right here. Do it now.

>> No.36872316

I already slept

>> No.36872332

I specifically requested a solo room. This place is getting a one star rating from me for sure!

>> No.36872333
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My teacher keeps failing me in kissing 101, what do I do?

>> No.36872339
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That doggo is clearly the pet of that young human boy, and he's just giving her walkies like you're supposed to. Gotta keep them healthy.

>> No.36872340
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Transfer classes, the teacher obviously is failing in her duty.
Miss Haku has an opening in her classroom and all of her students have a 100% pass rate in her class.

>> No.36872356

Do Krakens have bones?

>> No.36872360

Show her you're a studious student and give her a deep kiss that the other students haven't even been taught yet. If she start shaking and hearts form in her eyes, you'll know you've earned an A+.

>> No.36872369

Fuck, I kissed and frenched the wrong mouth and she gave me an A but told to stay after class

>> No.36872372
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Gonna play a game of strip yugioh with the nerdiest lilim around!

>> No.36872405

No. If anything they'd have cartilage. Your waifu is a slippery sea spider noodle monster.

>> No.36872413

please tell me that's a crop and there's more of it

>> No.36872426

>not the young boy is the actual pet

>> No.36872438

>Fuck, I kissed and frenched the wrong mouth
The one between her buttcheeks?

>> No.36872480
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In the end, she really is the best dragon huh?

>> No.36872516

I love that her extra mouths have pillows as well, and I wonder, what does Jabberwock milk taste like

>> No.36872525

Then why does she have the collar and he's holding the leash?

>> No.36872545

>what does Jabberwock milk taste like
Whatever her, and her mouths ate that day.

>> No.36872551

you think that boy can hold back that wan?

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>> No.36872620
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Once she becomes a zombie, yes

>> No.36872634

Having the boy hold the leash is like handholding

>> No.36872645
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You are in luck

>> No.36872652

I really hope you kill yourself sooner than later.


>> No.36872681

In my headcanon monstergirl taurs dont have the front puss.

>> No.36872725

Something contrarian and spiteful in me makes me want to go against the monster regime despite knowing that what they do will end with you happy. Just the idea of them forcing this “Destiny” upon me pisses me off.

>> No.36872729

Milk is nasty can i drink shog instead?

>> No.36872733
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Aww big gay baby sad his shitty edgy fanfic was taken down?

>> No.36872737
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>Wonderland Girl
>Diamonds Suit
>Multiple mouths
I calls it like I sees it. Miss Jabberwock is big, fat, and an incredibly voracious monster! She marks all the categories for vore.
Go ahead and pick which mouth you want her to eat you with. I'm gonna stick with the mouth on her face personally. I feel it's more intimate.

>> No.36872744

shog milk is a ok as long its from her nipples

>> No.36872748
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Haha uh oh

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>> No.36872767

Love you man

>> No.36872773

I don't give a fuck what you call quit spamming your forced /d/ garbage.

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>> No.36872797

I love you.

>> No.36872801

I love tall girls, especially when their self conscious about it

>> No.36872832
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you will drink kiki milk and you will like it

>> No.36872864

Spirit realms sometimes connect to the real world in random places. Imagine some dimensional anomaly occurs and instead of just some portal an entire Order village gets shifted to either: Wonderland or Pandemonium.
Boy, would they be in for a surprise.

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>> No.36872881

>tfw you wake up to an empty village and try to find out what the hell happened

>> No.36872889

A water wurm speaking cheeki breeki? Now I really have seen everything.

>> No.36872943
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>try to make egyptian kamen rider elf reconcile with her evil-turned childhood friend
>dark mage girl goes yandere on the spot

>> No.36872971

Why are greenworms so damn cute. I just want to hold her tight and feed her vegetables.

>> No.36872981

>guy unintentionally making his companion go yan for him
love it

>> No.36872995

whatever you do just dont drink the potion

>> No.36873018
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>You're being especially cute today...

>> No.36873057
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What did anon do this time?

>> No.36873070

mistook her for a suc

>> No.36873073

mistaken her for a simple weird looking holst and tried to milk her in her sleep

>> No.36873080

He showed the entire court her Zipangunese doujin collection. Or a small fraction of it, anyway. He didn't have a forklift to bring out the whole thing.

>> No.36873090

Please don't say anything mean next

>> No.36873099
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He did exactly what he was told to do.

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>> No.36873104
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I love liches! Happy Undead Month!

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Wait wrong cute undead sorry folks

>> No.36873112

Please say anything mean next

>> No.36873117
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>> No.36873129
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The duality of worms.

>> No.36873142

you call me a worm one more time, I swear to god I am going to kill myself.

>> No.36873148

I am now sad, and will go cry in the corner

>> No.36873157

She'll get upset because it means that slutty Wisp will get you instead of her.

>> No.36873162

>the boy and the old hag
>blackmailing my kouhai so I, a x000 year old can play with his body
>From prince to my chair
>Prince rape 5: the tribe and the royal
>How to remind a human boy that he isn't an adult
>mindshattering handholding
>the isekaied hero can't stop jobbing to hags
>The pit
>The milking of the new boy
>Five v 1
>The boy who cried IKUU, wolf edition
>The train of tentacles

>> No.36873163
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are demis too human like?

>> No.36873172

still wholesome

>> No.36873181

>The pit
w-whats in the pit?

>> No.36873182

Pantsed her and slapped her ass.

>> No.36873189

your worst nightmare that is also the thing that you lust after

>> No.36873193
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You'll get over it in a few minutes, and then go online to shitpost while faping to monstergirls for several hours.

Remember not to stay up too late, worms. It's for your own good.

>> No.36873196

I do what I wan-

>> No.36873200

took her nose

>> No.36873204
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In mamono realms ordering a "take out" has quite a different meaning.

>> No.36873207
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Undead a cute

>> No.36873225

>oh no no Order bros we got to cocky
>posts news article about how latest border dogfight resulted in 6 new marriages

>> No.36873226

maybe a pendulum

>> No.36873227


>> No.36873237
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>> No.36873253
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Beastgirls are my favorite

>> No.36873263
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>> No.36873277
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rightly so

>> No.36873279

>missile test fails
>/mggg/ flooded with outside connections yelling them to give up

>> No.36873289
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we postin foxes?

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>> No.36873309
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>> No.36873327
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I want to hug a jinko

>> No.36873328
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I'd get a vacation if I Gazer without goo

>> No.36873336

I need to hug a soft jinko

>> No.36873337 [SPOILER] 
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Fuck mods post gooless gazers

>> No.36873355
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That's like saying you want a glass of dry water

>> No.36873360
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I don't know about you but I'm posting wolves.

>> No.36873369
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You're doing good lad

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>> No.36873384

You just know that Mindshattering Handholding is the one that's always soggy, the pages stuck together, and the edges ripped and torn

>> No.36873392
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Gonna bully a nerdcubus

>> No.36873397

Gonna impregnate Nerdcubus

>> No.36873399
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That sounded like an order. Are you ordering me around? Do you think you can order me around?

>> No.36873401

>this wasn't in the contract...

>> No.36873414

Sexually, or are you just going to laugh at all her anime figurines?

>> No.36873418

that's very mean of you anon

>> No.36873422

Both, gonna hotglue her anime figurines and make her clean them off with her tongue

>> No.36873434
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I pull hagacubuses

>> No.36873440

a lot of those figurines might be dudes, dude

>> No.36873460

at least we still have ace anon...

>> No.36873474

He's never had a wingman...and he never will.

>> No.36873475

gonna have nerdcubus bully me
than bully her for not doing it right

>> No.36873479

I go to moncon to do that by being the author of the hardcore and brutal doujins they read, and make them look in my eyes when I hand them the doujin

>> No.36873482
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The best girls

>> No.36873494
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Are you a bad enough dude to duel the duelcubus?

>> No.36873497

ace anon flies alone, all he needs is his plane and the sky

>> No.36873508

Those are indeed your panties, miss wolf.

>> No.36873510

>ace anon desperately tries to find a worth foe
>too good for everyone

>> No.36873514
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Small snugglers

>> No.36873518

She's...uh... looking for reference material.

>> No.36873526

Yes, I'll just use a halberd and keep my distance

>> No.36873535

Yeah, it's the panties she's studying. Definitely the panties.

>> No.36873536

I'll say yes to impress/amuse my waifu

>> No.36873565

How long before Ace Anon goes Crimson 1 and turns all of the coast into lava golem city because Merc Monster beat him one to many times while going on a schizophrenic tirade that'd take multiple boogey hugs to calm down

>> No.36873572


I don't know. What's the pit filled with?

>> No.36873580

that would require Order high command letting their one useful asset away from the border

>> No.36873583


>> No.36873590

holsts that have not been milked for 2000 years

>> No.36873595
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I'm jumping in.

>> No.36873611

One wisp in the world just got a whole lot happier.

>> No.36873612

>dark mage

>> No.36873621

whats worse?

>> No.36873625

>kot taking off other kot's panties in her sleep
A true soldier

>> No.36873636
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damn cows

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Dark mages are basically hag cows already so you're getting the same thing either way

>> No.36873647

>ace anon craves real action
>the remanent can't afford to lose their one good pilot on some gun-ho action that'll certainly fail and disturb the balance
>forced to spend all of his time in the cockpit seeing off probing missions whilst MGs flirt over the radio

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>Ohohoho, so Anon needs money again? You sure blew that load quickly.

>> No.36873670

what kind of pervert drinks her own milk?

>> No.36873683

>usual drink
sure have my gatorade

>> No.36873692

I need that money so I can keep paying the debt my family left me with after they sold me off with their debt. I'll do anything to keep the mofuzakua from breaking my kneecaps. I'll be around the corner trickin, if ya need me, Creepin coin

>> No.36873694

>has to watch those fancy new multi-role fighters fly off whilst he's stuck in his 50 year old obsolete interceptor

>> No.36873700

Anon should just go rogue and do a mission anyway

>> No.36873717

This dog's dance is so adorable. Her smug faces and funny moves are the cutest.

>> No.36873740
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Why? So he can get shot down by an advanced aerial superiority automaton?

>> No.36873746
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i want the big one

>> No.36873749

>Thinking a machine can keep up with the randomness and the risks a human can take

>> No.36873754

i call the big one bitey

>> No.36873759
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Is it true wasp girls bully bee girls for their honey?

>> No.36873765

bully? all i see is a sweet girl

>> No.36873779

Not on my watch. I'll protect the bees

>> No.36873794

Don't worry. Bee girls have... countermeasures...to deal with wasps. Turns out they are susceptible to...heat.

>> No.36873804

oh no not the bees!

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>> No.36873814

>"I have calculated every possible move you could take, meatbag. Every climb, stall, and feint. You are no ace to me."
>ace anon ejects straight into the fighter automaton's cockpit to deal with her with his own 'autocannon'

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>> No.36873846
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Those aren't monstergirls...yet...

>> No.36873854

What you need to do is take an upper class monster to a good old food place.
Teach lilims the taste of a burger

>> No.36873857

>he does this to an entire fleet and defects from the order to be his own private military contractor
>He also is then known as automaton dominator ace anon
>He is last seen doing death-defying tricks

>> No.36873877

Gonna show batlim my batwing

>> No.36873925
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How do I defeat the mantis lords?

>> No.36873935

So just out of idle curiosity, would Homunculus be an easier name ot use than Flesh Golem?

>> No.36873978

tell them you'll marry the one that defeats the others in combat

>> No.36873979
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This goblin keeps bothering me in class, how do I get her to stop?

>> No.36873990
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put her into the naughty pen

>> No.36873991

How could you set them against each other like that, anon?

>> No.36874000

Shove that popsicle where the sun don't shine.

>> No.36874001

Sorry what

>> No.36874004

i want an mg that will do laundry and kiss boo boos

>> No.36874010

Oh god please no!!!!

>> No.36874013

>Just turn the sisters who grew up together ruled together, trained together, shared everything, fought together against one another by promising to only marry one, I'm sure that'll work
Perfect plan anon

>> No.36874020

don't worry it will work out
the two losers will be your concubines and the winner gets to be the head wife, everybody wins

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>> No.36874028
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You scream, yet God doesn't anwser

>> No.36874038

I need me some huge breasted maidbirbs

>> No.36874039

>He doesn't know about the pharaoh pit that queen apophis keeps as revenge for being put into an apophis pit herself once

>> No.36874042

Quick, drink this purple jar. It'll make you repulsive to kikis!

>> No.36874045

not really, homunculus is an artifical human made from mud and stuff sometimes really small, a flesh golem is self explanatory

>> No.36874046
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you mean, dogebirb meidos

>> No.36874050

are they all graped pharaohs? regular? who is the leader of the pit?

>> No.36874058
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You do not disregard the VALLEY OF KWEENS extended series that easy, Anon.

>> No.36874061
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>> No.36874064

More like Cowbirb maids.

>> No.36874066

He fixed both cases though.

>inb4 "though"

>> No.36874067

none of them are graped and the eldest pharaoh who is 20000 years old is the leader of the pit

>> No.36874078
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How do I get a job as a farmer?

>> No.36874083

I am safe

>> No.36874094

cast induce lactation on a bunch of monsters and get a holst as well

>> No.36874098
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>> No.36874104
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>from the mud pit
actually that would be terrifying, thinking your sinking into mud to your doom but instead meeting your wives

>> No.36874114

Purpose them

>> No.36874124

aside from being really clean, we are getting out of this pit

>> No.36874128
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haku is very wrong

>> No.36874132
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>> No.36874133 [DELETED] 

I choose to ignore this information and pet little haku on the head instead.

>> No.36874137

No you aren't. When one hauls you out, she will get angrily gripped by the others.

>> No.36874141
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Help there's something wrong with my dark mage

>> No.36874146

>ushi oni
oh no, please let the milk they make strength my bones

>> No.36874151

>What have you summoned us for, mortal?
>"need some people to play dnd"
>You summoned the Ancient Twin Flayers for a stupid game?!
>"...is that a no?"

>> No.36874157

Shes a dark magiacl girl

>> No.36874162

this kiki has the eyes of a shog. Do not trust her.

>> No.36874174
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>> No.36874179

>[Pocket Sand]

>> No.36874191

can I hug her instead?

>> No.36874192

That's not a pharaoh

>> No.36874197
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Shoggoths don't exist, only purple tentacles exist

>> No.36874200
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>> No.36874206

Ninja maids?

>> No.36874209

now that is cute

>> No.36874219

gonna gift her a pair of pants cause she looks like she needs them

>> No.36874221

That's Iroha

>> No.36874225

fantastic, thank you

>> No.36874233

masturbated to porn instead of fucking her (again) :(

>> No.36874235

sounds comfy

>> No.36874247
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No respectable witch wears pants.

>> No.36874248

Oops, my Harem is Accidentally All Smoke-Hobos?!

>> No.36874253

I really want to wear their silly hats

>> No.36874268

would drink all her potions...

>> No.36874271
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>rejecting anon's heartfelt gift
that's fine, he can play with the witch's familiar instead

>> No.36874272

>Genie pit
I guess I get all the wishes now.

>> No.36874285

>tfw no bicorn momster who raises to be the perfect monster s(layer) without you knowing the truth

>> No.36874290

>tfw no bicorn momster who studs you out to all her hag single friends

>> No.36874294
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She can accept the pants, but what would the rest of the coven think of her? They'll laugh behind her back!

>> No.36874359

>coven laughs at mage for wearing pants
>she turns it around by saying its a gift from her ADORABLE and LOVELY apprentice who LOVES giving her gifts
>laughing coven turns into a seething coven cause they have no cute boys for themselves
>mage goes into smug overdrive about how shes going to handsomely reward anon tonight...in bed
anon just boosted his mage up the ranks of the coven hierarchy

>> No.36874368

>tfw you were practicing the teleport spell and you teleported right on the table of the nearest coven nude while they were discussing the latest volume of magical boy rape: wonderland edition

>> No.36874380
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Who knew there were so many types of goblin!

>> No.36874391
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>> No.36874412
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I really like how this guy draws the girls with lipstick

>> No.36874416
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>She just told the coven she's the only one with a cute familiar
Is she trying to have anon gangraped by the whole coven?

>> No.36874451

>she dresses him up in the sluttiest outfits possible
>She makes sure that every dark mage knows when he goes take a bath
>Makes him say phrases that are really sexual as greeting
you think?

>> No.36874466
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no way, anon is a good boy who'll stay true to his mage
I mean who wants to be gangraped by a bunch of old, thicc, and nerdy mages? haha

>> No.36874475

Is that a dark mage bicorn?

>> No.36874485

>ask oni with tit-scar for your coffee with half-and-half
>receive beating
Worth it.

>> No.36874487

yes in the sense that her magic works like a bicorn

>> No.36874512
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>You look tired
>So very tired
>Like you've been working hard all day long
>Like you could pass out at any moment
>You should probably lie down
>That would be best
>Because you're so very tired

>> No.36874528

that's getting stale, can't you think of anything else to post with gazers?

>> No.36874547
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When will hags learn to give up the young girl charade and show off their true stacked bodies like young foxes?

>> No.36874580
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I'm happy to see these threads have accepted Dark Mage superiority over the rest of monsters.

>> No.36874589

I post it for myself. Because I actually have terrible sleeping habits.

>> No.36874608
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>> No.36874611
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nah they're lame, I tried to learn spells from one but all she did was sex me

>> No.36874634

When they get away from the place that seems to have a preference for 'the younger, the better'

>> No.36874640
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it is the era of the sweater demon

>> No.36874641
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thats actually the best way to learn magic

>> No.36874658

Remember that for each soft wife you should have a muscle wife.

>> No.36874664

why are dark mages so fat?

>> No.36874666

But I don't want to be shotafied!

>> No.36874674

Excess mana

>> No.36874676

>t.seething loli bapho that has no oniichan

>> No.36874677
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cause they sit down all day to read like nerds!

>> No.36874683

multiple wives is kinda cringe

>> No.36874705
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t. bapho

Don't worry, some like older boys

>> No.36874714 [SPOILER] 
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Why are cute dancing sphinxes so popular?

>> No.36874739
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Snake tongues hrrnnnghh

>> No.36874743

I'll gladly do so

>> No.36874757
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It's the :<

>> No.36874762
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>> No.36874772
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>> No.36874780

>best way to learn magic
>after 3 kids anon still hasn't learned a spell
>his pregnant master assures him that she's still testing his potential
>anon begins to think that he might be being tricked

>> No.36874783


>> No.36874789
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I wanna inhale her hot, steamy, gazer breath

>> No.36874805

I've never seen this one before.


>> No.36874809

how do I make a mage blush like that?

>> No.36874818

tell her she looks like she is in her 30s

>> No.36874836
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it is a mystery


>> No.36875000
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What if I just want to see my Dark Mage momster in a nice, tight pair of mom jeans?

>> No.36875019
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POV blowjob/cumshot pic when?

>> No.36875072
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she mixed the potion with my food...

>> No.36875073
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Cute lolibaba Baphos in need of an oniichan are in your area RIGHT NOW

>> No.36875106

time to run into the nearest pair of big titties

>> No.36875112

i'm not against it or anything but i'm definitely getting sniped by opportunist familiars before i could reach one

>> No.36875128
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>> No.36875136
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not sniped, more like making the better choice

>> No.36875138

Uh huh

And you just HAPPENED not to notice the oily blue puddle shimmering with arcane energy on top of your tomato soup?

>> No.36875153

>not demanding her to give you her strongest potion

>> No.36875164

>dopey mage thinks she's a mastermind cause she can trick anon
>anon can't help but trust what his dark mage master says
>everyone around think their lovable idiots

>> No.36875171

If there's any lolibaba bapho in this thread, I'll be your onii-chan. I'll pamper you, lewd you, and give you lots of offspring! I'll make you the happiest bapho alive!

>> No.36875186

goats are cute and all but familiars are dazzling

>> No.36875204
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I just want to pay and leave but no

>> No.36875219
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yep they are the best sabbath girls

>> No.36875291

In MGC, you can go to uni even if you can't afford it as a man, All you have to do is sign up for the whoretution program and be older than 16

>> No.36875331
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>> No.36875333

Oh man, I can finally go to school for studying the history of magic like I always dreamed of! So what's this tuition program thing? Is it a work-study type of deal? It sounds cool!

>> No.36875342
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Jokes on them I just got a full-ride scholarship from a mysterious benefactor so I don't need that. I just need to sign and send the paperwork off

>> No.36875348

you can say that....

>> No.36875388
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time for busty mages is over
time of of loli is now

>> No.36875396
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no, small child

>> No.36875437

No! I'm the one that gets turned into a child, not you!

>> No.36875462

I'm really looking forward to studying under some of the best historians ever! Hopefully I can join their ranks one day, and not hold the job title 'cumpump' for the rest of my days!

>> No.36875500

You'll be studying under them for sure, just remember that some will you need you to do certain tasks to graduate

>> No.36875524

I can finally get them snazzy RIG armors they give space engineers and work in space and get off the farm

>> No.36875533
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only thing big on foxes should be mofu

>> No.36875570
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Lies. Fox's hips should be wide for easy birth, and with large tits for milk production

>> No.36875576

but i got forced into full ride from my childhood friend dragon

>> No.36875614

you gotta repay her somehow

>> No.36875618
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>wide hips
>large tits

>> No.36875673
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>> No.36875696

This one. I will do anything she asks, and clean her rifle-broom to a mirror shine.

>> No.36875750
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always a delight

>> No.36875756

The American dark mage
She casts bullet instead of magic bullet

>> No.36875779

It isn't fair that demons get to look and dress like this. How are pious boys supposed to resist such temptations?

>> No.36875784
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>> No.36875799

This is the kind of monster I'd like as a recurring villain. Jumping out at unexpected moments for a battle, no matter where I am.

>> No.36875809

just lift the horny away

>> No.36875830
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Damn, why are the belly button exposed?! Trying to seduce someone with a belly button huh? What a degenerate, belly buttons are not sexy and its not an erogenous spot. Like who in the hell would want to rub their pp on the squishy belly button? Haha thats weird, definitely not me.

>> No.36875835

>see dark mage flying through the sky on a broom
>call her a fat hag as she flies past
>have yourself a chuckle and keep walking
>realm silver bullet rips through your chest
>her smug grin and the smell of gunpowder are the last things you see and smell before you wake up in her innawoods mage hut
>she's cleaning her small arsenal of guns
>realize she painted a target on your dick while you were asleep

>> No.36875854
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Welcome to Ancient Evil containment rookie, your first assignment will be to escort this Fox to Horny Jail.

>> No.36875865
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>lift and get jacked
>now the horny chases you
oh no!

>> No.36875882

i'm not sure how i feel about a girl that busts out of a dumpster and wants to talk to you about our lord and savior the fallen god but i do see how it becomes a mini-boss battle

>> No.36875884

> 143, 142, 134cm tall
They are literally portable onaholes

>> No.36875904
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It’s 4 in the morning. The fact (You) are still awake gives any monster girl legal rights to put you to bed by any unnecessary means available. Say goodbye to all the semen stored in your balls.

>> No.36875906

>only crime is trying to get into hero anon's pants
poor nunbug

>> No.36875909

>ambushed by her
>throw half-eaten big mac meal on ground
>she dives after it and you continue on your way

>> No.36875912

>O-okay ma'am- I mean, inmate! You're going to do what I say!
>What do you mean you're not going anywhere? You have to! I'm in charge!
>Oh, well, if that's all you need to follow my orders, I guess I could unzip my uniform just a little bit...

>> No.36875914

and that's wonderful

>> No.36875918
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great isn't it?

>> No.36875926

>ayy bro, look
>they got bogo kirkomoras!
>I lub you madstah!

>> No.36875935

>realize I’m basically a portable meat dildo to BEEG

>> No.36875938

Bitch it's barely 1 AM. Control yourself.

>> No.36875971
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literally my dream

>> No.36875999

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread .

Instead, remember not to work too late as the undead shift may start getting grabby.

>> No.36876005

>Moving on to the Clockwork city, catching a ride on the strange Grem-tech train.
>You're seated comfortably in a cabin that you've got all to yourself.
>Lie back and relax, figure you've got time to squeeze in a nap.
>Before your eyes close, you notice a strange cloaked figure running alongside the train at a frightening speed.
>Squint to get a better look.
>It's that creepy nunbug again in a full sprint like the rightmost picture in >>36871257
>Just as you reach to grab your weapon, she does a sudden, powerful jump and crashes through the window into your cabin, slamming her bible into your face as she does.
>Combat starts.

>> No.36876009

Her potions are too strong for you.

>> No.36876021

Oh boy, imagine the possibility

>> No.36876029
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>laughs knowing you're GOING to consider, it's just a question of when

>> No.36876043

I want to be degraded and humiliated by a Greenworm.

>> No.36876046

how tall is your smugbug

>> No.36876069
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*seductive mweh*

>> No.36876079

Don't cross the sabbath, they'll frame you with allegations of child exploitation to Order authorities, the only government protecting men from monster girl rape.

>> No.36876157

3'11(119cm) standing like that, close to 5'11(180cm) from head to tip of tail

>> No.36876172

>order in charge of policing child abuse
the easiest sabbath operation of all time

>> No.36876179
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Open wide fucko

>> No.36876182

>giving me a glass of juice
worm is very thoughtful

>> No.36876185
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*spooky mweh*

>> No.36876192

Halfing is a cutie

>> No.36876196

greenworm cunny

>> No.36876203

>[Glass Him]

>> No.36876239
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I don't know anything about this IP but these designs hit the spot

>> No.36876289
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ya i never played this game(novel? show?) but the girls are great look wise

>> No.36876317
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It's gatchashit

But plenty of gatchashit has tasty girls in it

>> No.36876339
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well, atleast the pictures are free

>> No.36876348
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I've got plenty of gatchawaifus and I know better than to play their games

Strange how I never seem to give a shit about more than one or two girls per game

>> No.36876354

That's the ideal combination.

>> No.36876378
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>> No.36876403

>tfw ywn be fought over by shortstacks

>> No.36876415
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She just wants you to get your daily recommended amount of fruits and veggies. Greenworms know that good nutrition leads to a good life!

>> No.36876421
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yea probably for the best just to enjoy the pictures than playing those games

>> No.36876449
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>Monstergirl sees you

>> No.36876453

>drive by vegi shooting
>anon thinks he just got some healthy snacks
>gets glomped by worms

>> No.36876472
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Thankfully there are usually a lot of them

Especially when some artist latches onto the character like with >>36876317

I swear that guy has drawn 10+ doujins and at LEAST 200+ pictures of her

>> No.36876535
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>> No.36876566
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strong burd

>> No.36876596

Dumb cow, couldnt even inflate that baloon properly

>> No.36876622
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>Open up, it's the Lolice!

>> No.36876692
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birbs have been known to carry worms

>> No.36876734 [SPOILER] 
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Fuck 12

>> No.36876772

Good thing I can’t read!

>> No.36876866

Nice Gondola

>> No.36877022

She looks like she's great with kids.

>> No.36877113
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>> No.36877228

Ms. Lich is cruel and abusive towards her zombies denying them warm blankets and husbands to cuddle. I’m going to raid her graveyard and steal- I mean save those zombies

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Don't I wish.

>> No.36877448
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submit to foxes

>> No.36877509
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I will never lose to a fox!

>> No.36877538

"What am I under arrest for, ma'am?"
>"This is a no virgin zone!"
>"Now put your hands behind your back!"
"Whaa?? I just walked outside my house!"
"And how you could possible know if I'm a virgin or n-"
>"Shut up and put your hands behind your back dammit!"
>"You reek of stinky virgin."
>"Now come quietly or else!"

>> No.36877585


stop pointing at me, kot. Where the hell is your fur?

>> No.36877598
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She ordered a plastic human hand on the internet just to point at you.

>> No.36877621


you've got some guts to point at me without your bonk-proof helmet

>> No.36877649

>We just wanna cuddle!
Don't listen to them anon. Wait for her big sister to come and pick her up and fuck her instead!

>> No.36877914

I was repulsed by the manwhore posts till I started looking for a new job. I'd rather sell myself to some monster hag.

>> No.36877929
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They said they'd settle for a headpat. They said it's either that or I'd be in violation of some SBTH-69 articles 1 through 5 code. I better do what they say. It's not like that use that as a trick to lure me out and then kidnap me to their Sabbath HQ, right?

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Oh no!

>> No.36877977
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You know damn well you’d be mindbrolen within 4 minutes

>> No.36877986

I'm guessing that also bumps up her fertility stat.

>> No.36877995

Gonna give my salamander companion all the +fertility gear I can find.

>> No.36878002

But anon, she'll be so milfy, all your daughters will never believe their mother was a competent warrior.

>> No.36878030

Why did she arrest me?

>> No.36878129

Better than Milk+ gear, with that they go cowprint at a certain point and start adding moos.
That and the fertility stat isn't quite as high as pure fertility cursed gear.

>> No.36878135

The best way to wake a Hellhound up is to lick her all over her face so it's covered in your saliva.

>> No.36878163

>Cursed items merchant talks about what the best kind of cursed gear is best for his salamander companion

>> No.36878175

>Your bra bomb better work, Nerdlinger.

>> No.36878177

Listen, an important part of cursed gear comes from the resale market and making sure one's customers are satisfied with the secondary stats they're playing with.

Breaking curses ain't easy and countering it with specific curses can be a very tiring prospect.

>> No.36878271

just squeeze a paw bean

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>> No.36878329

I wonder how that merchant would react if I ask to buy all the +Sensitivity armor.
Gonna make my companion cum from just a touch.

>> No.36878361

>My armor is too powerful for you adventurer, just the slightest breeze would be enough to get her howling in pleasure.
>....So I'll sell you like two pieces which should be enough for you to play with her but not enough that she's stuck in a permanent ahego.

>> No.36878416

>tell momster I want to be an adventurer
>brings me a super cool armor with a fave mixing serious expression but as if holding back laughter
>turns out she did this to show my limits and how I CAN’T be an adventurer
>just blows on my ear and calls me a good boi
>cum buckets
>”See honey? You’d be defenseless, at the mercy of anything”
>I try to get up, can’t summon my strengh
>momster just looks at me like I’m some sort of delicious meal

>> No.36878477


>> No.36878483

remember, its only rape if you don't like it at first

>> No.36878485

Momsters should just let their sons go on adventures as long as they agree to them joining as their only party member
>come across a pack of wild demonic beasts
>get ready to fight them
>your dark mage momster uses her magic to thanos snap them to dust
>don't even get any drops, but for some reason still get all of the exp
>she praises you for "a job well done"

>> No.36878543

Looks like Kloah

>> No.36878544

>tfw you were raised by an entire party of momsters

>> No.36878569

You fags with your meme stats are the reason why low level areas are so crowded. I slap on +str, stam, defenses and tank high level dungeons. Then I enjoy both the spoils and the monster party nursing me back to health.

>> No.36878592
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If only...

>> No.36878662
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>Dump all points into agility and endurance
>Attack a p'orcer stronghold
>Get captured
>P'orcers begin their rape
>Outfuck 'em because of high AGI and END stats
>Watch as they lose to my dick one-by-one
>Become the warchief of the stronghold
>Domesticate them and turn them into brood mothers
>Make the stronghold self-sufficient
>Modernize the stronghold for comfy
>Spend the rest of my days breeding pigs, drinking beer, and being worshiped by the pigs

>> No.36878698

>You were found by them as they were going through a forest in a quest
>The elf is the most motherly and spoiling of the trio
>She is always cuddling you or sticking close to you
>The dark mage taught you all the magic you know
>which is mostly healing magic
>She also like to experiment with you as well as hug you which leads you to almost drowningin her titty
>The dragon is a tsun to you but you can tell that she loves you
>She taught how to use a sword and made sure you learned how to dodge
>She also calls you her greatest treasure
>You like teasing her by surprising her with hugs out of the blue

>> No.36878793

>manage to (accidentally) one-shot the undead dungeon boss by healing it to death
>all your momsters hug you out of pride, squishing you between three massive pairs of breasts
>pop a noticeable boner in front of them
>they decide that a "very special celebration" is in order to congratulate you on your accomplishment

>> No.36878799

Do you still engage and or declare WAAAGGHs on enemy Orc tribes?

>> No.36878898
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The best party members are cute lolis that wear immodest outfits.

>> No.36878931
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I prefer massive amazons that make me wear immodest outfits.

>> No.36878956

Those abs are for ruining with repeated, multiple daughter pregnancies.

>> No.36878957
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Why can't dhampirs just leave vampires alone?

>> No.36879041

I can't leave them alone because they are lonely uptight, stuck up neets that stay in their castle and watch belmont boys ruined by the night and other vamp porn. They'll stay single forever if they keep up like this, maybe that's why dhampirs mess with their vamp sisters

>> No.36879086
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With Demons everyone always talks about the contracts, but the thing I find the most intriguing is their redemption.
The Demons were "created distinctly with malevolent intentions"; where most monsters in the past ages were literal NPCs, flesh automatons programmed to murder humans, Demons were actively and willfully malicious. It's said they embraced Druella's cause because they want to put the weak humans under their protection. The implication is that they want to protect humans out of some kind of race-wide guilt complex. I think it's a really interesting aspect that should be explored more.

>> No.36879208

>Druella's cause
>Not the DLs
Oh... it's you...EA

>> No.36879266

Im going to nibble on vampires neck to see what happens

>> No.36879272


>> No.36879308

Fuck off

>> No.36879310

Not everyone ignorant of the setting is that dumbfuck, stop letting him live rent free in your head.

>> No.36879365

But it's not wrong. Demons and Devils are the postergirls for Druella's extremist faction.

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Literally the plot of the manga with the ridiculously selfexplanatory title

>> No.36879390

EA would never say that he likes or is interested in some part of MGE. He hates everything about it.

>> No.36879443

Anon, that's not what she's been using that lifelike human hand she bought from Tanuki Enterprises Inc. for...
>fingerbanging herself
>sad lonely headpatting
>even... holding it

>> No.36879481

That's like trying to tickle yourself, it just doesn't work.

>> No.36879489

With convenient handles.

>> No.36879498

Damn that chesh is sad and cringe, heres to hoping she touches grass for once in her shitposting life

>> No.36879512
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Touch ass.

>> No.36879524

I presume once-warlike creatures like Orcses will now still squabble between themselves for access to Anon-dick

>> No.36879534

should I touch shroom ass, or should I not?

>> No.36879547
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Poor kitty, I'm going to force my love into her autistic life and make her my cringe autistic wife.

>> No.36879715

Dont just touch it, SUCK IT

>> No.36879719
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The one thing human boys are good for.

>> No.36879785

how do I suck ass without being ass?

>> No.36879873
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Human boys are more than momster cumpumps!

>> No.36879895

>the manga with the ridiculously selfexplanatory title
Literally all mangas based LNs

>> No.36879911

Speak for yourself.

>> No.36879921

>he says while impregating his wife for the third time as his firstborn daughter waits her turn

>> No.36879925

No they are great at science as well

>> No.36879973

They are also meat dildos, impregnation machines, cuddle dispensers and sometimes even chewtoys!

>> No.36880030

Sometimes I wonder if Jinkos and Ryus woukd try to white knight for humans on the internet

>> No.36880043

You forgot being blood bags, healsluts, emotional support humans, test subjects, and whores

>> No.36880170

Truly there are such varied career choices for boys!

>> No.36880200

Jinkos would absolutely do it.
Would be quite fun to have a monster girl white knight you regardless of what you do.
Gonna send her a dick pic as thanks.

>> No.36880265

If your queen mg gave you position of judge and jury how would you deal with tge edgelords coming into your jurisdiction?

>> No.36880300

i don't include them and instead fantasize about things i like

>> No.36880314

I forgot about being a sexual engineer or a space sexual engineer

>> No.36880329

Put them in my penal colony
Alp Island

>> No.36880331
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March them all in the neighboring Dark Elf Dominion so they can be taught some fucking manners

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>> No.36880349

My wife and I hunt Abominations (True) in our spare time. So... whatever...

>> No.36880355

>Honey Bee

>> No.36880357

Well our "slave" exports to the dark elf kingdom would increase quite dramatically.

>> No.36880372

Nooo, I don't want to be gently loved by a bunch of milf fairies!

>> No.36880394
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Important to please the mistress

>> No.36880485

>Hello sir, we are here to take your order
What order? My orders are already here

>> No.36880533

Medium Coffee. Black. That will be all, ladies.

>> No.36880543

Those thighs are doing things to me

>> No.36880546

can I have you three?

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>> No.36880656

spooky spider

>> No.36880716

Give them a job slapping sense into bitches.

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Smug lolibaba mistres is the best!

>> No.36880760
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nah, needs more milk

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>> No.36880775

>Spider wife makes you a silk blindfold
>Partly to help you not be afraid while you get more accustomed to her
>Partly for sensory deprivation funtime

>> No.36880796

kick them in the nads

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>Finish your education degree
>Transferred to a insect-girl high school
>Get assigned to the most problematic class
would you survive a semester?

>> No.36880959

what's their crimes?

>> No.36880961

I have a feeling that they are not the age they say they are

>> No.36881029

damn that spider got a fat ass

>> No.36881043

My order is a Large low-fat white with a teaspoon of honey... which one of you ladies wants to gring my beans..?

>> No.36881068

education is very important and thus must be taken seriously by those in the profession, these students future is on the line and great effort should be made to ensure they get their grades

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