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>> No.3699007

As an /x/file, your ability to scare me with a screamer is voided.

Also, BOOF not on God Teir is bothersome.

>> No.3699009

It's been a while since I've seen a tier list that was anywhere near correct

gj

>> No.3699011

>>3699007
>As an /x/file
If you're associating yourself with /x/ you might as well grab a Guy Fawkes mask and protest Scientology as well.

>> No.3699019

>>3699007

What is that thing supposed to be anyway?

>> No.3699023

>>3699011
>scientology
he said /x/file not a /v/fag

>> No.3699026

Fuck you OP.

I hate being startled. Its my fault though for not looking at the filename.

>> No.3699028

>>3699023
You haven't been to /x/ recently, have you?

>> No.3699038

Oh, I see what you did there. You just got a thumbnail off the archive and upscaled it, that's why it looks so shitty.

>> No.3699044

>>3699011
True /x/files are not involved with 4chan /x/ anymore. /b/ has a firm hold on it, and I doubt we will take our stronghold back. Good thing there are other chans out there.

>>3699019

You mean the face that was used for the screamer? Dont have source for you, but its one of the more common screamers used.

>> No.3699047

god dammit

>> No.3699048

>>3699038
>it looks so shitty
The same could be said of /jp/.

>> No.3699049

>>3698998
This is completely inaccurate.

>> No.3699050

>>3699038
Dohohoho.

>> No.3699053

>BOOF not on God Teir is bothersome

lol.

>> No.3699056
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old

>> No.3699057

>>3699056
Source please?

>> No.3699058

>>3699044

Looks like a kokeshi doll.

>> No.3699067

>>3699056
Looks freakishly similar to how I was originally going for on Halloween.

>> No.3699068

How bout a janitor tier list?

>> No.3699069 [SPOILER] 
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THIS WOULD HAVE BEEN BETTER FOR AN /x/ GIF

>> No.3699070

God-tier - Obaa-chan Seducer.

>> No.3699075

It's funny because nearly every "shock" image on /jp/ has been with that face. New pictures man.

>> No.3699077

How about a /bun/ mod tier list?

>> No.3699079

>>3699075
But this one is tasteful.

>> No.3699081

>>3699077
>>3699077
Why don't you post that in /bun/?
Don't dare to post it there? Worry about ban?

>> No.3699087

>>3699070
Unfathomably Low Tier - Klein !Klan7ih6Qs

>> No.3699092

>>3699081
>Worry about ban?
Why else wouldn't I post it there?

>> No.3699093
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>>3699087

>> No.3699094

Comrade General should be God Tier. all the music releases he shares godly.

>> No.3699095

>>3699093
suigining

>> No.3699099

>>3699067
As yourself?

>> No.3699108

didn't arc make one of these with like 200 people on it?

>> No.3699110

>>3699092
What a pussy.
Not like it matter if you get banned there unless you love the blog and survey thread.

>> No.3699116

>>3699093
Stop this shit, half of my filter is all of your goddamned tripcodes.

>> No.3699117

>>3699108
I have yet to see this one.

>> No.3699127

>>3699117

Haha, newfag.

>> No.3699128

>>3699110
But I DO love blog threads.

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>>3699127

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>>3699129

>> No.3699133,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>3699116
CrySomeMore.

>> No.3699133,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>3699133,1
Please die a painful death, ponpo.

>> No.3699133,3 [INTERNAL] 

I won't, sorry.

>> No.3699133,4 [INTERNAL] 

>>3699133,3
You sure you don't want to consider suicide?

I heard it was great.

>> No.3699133,5 [INTERNAL] 

>>3699133,4
I love suicide, but why would I want to make my own death painful? You should off yourself too; the world is full of enough angry people.

>> No.3699133,6 [INTERNAL] 

>>3699133,5
I will kill myself if you do the same first.

>> No.3699133,7 [INTERNAL] 

>>3699133,6
Hold my hand until the end, brother.

>> No.3699133,8 [INTERNAL] 

/jp/ group suicide! I don't know how many times it has been suggested, but never carried through.

>> No.3699133,9 [INTERNAL] 

>>3699133,7
See you in the afterlife. Hopefully we will fight to the death (笑) there.

>> No.3699133,10 [INTERNAL] 

>>3699133,9
No Suigin.

>> No.3699133,11 [INTERNAL] 

Let's all go to the cliffs and take pills together.
I hear Tojimbo is beautiful at this time of the year.

>> No.3699133,12 [INTERNAL] 

>>3699133,11
The only reason I haven't killed myself yet is because it's such a bother. Some people are relying on me regarding some stuff, so I'd have to pass that burden to a friend or something, which really isn't fair.

And then I'd have to format my hard drive. And once I did such a thing, there's no turning back. I'm more scared of deleting my stuff and then surviving than dying.

>> No.3699133,13 [INTERNAL] 

I made the original image of this months ago. Why is it still being posted?

>> No.3699133,14 [INTERNAL] 

>>3699133,13
It's a two frame GIF, /x/ style. OP just grabbed your thumbnail and made a screamer out of it.

>> No.3699133,15 [INTERNAL] 

>>3699133,14
Oh, I didn't notice the .gif. I'd probably have fallen for it.

>> No.3699133,16 [INTERNAL] 

Seriously, am I the only one who feels like killing myself pretty much every other day because I feel like I'll never accomplish anything worthwhile in my life?

>> No.3699133,17 [INTERNAL] 

>>3699133,16
I am apathetic to it all.
Suicide is for the weak.

>> No.3699133,18 [INTERNAL] 

>>3699133,17
Insisting on living when you're nothing but a burden to society is better?

>> No.3699133,19 [INTERNAL] 

>>3699133,16
I'm the complete opposite, I cant kill myself because I think I'm going to accomplish a lot of stuff one of these days.

I'm a professional daydreamer.

>> No.3699133,20 [INTERNAL] 

>>3699133,16
I feel similarly, but also out of curiousity if anything interesting awaits post-death~

>> No.3699133,21 [INTERNAL] 

>>3699133,19
Wish I could see life that way. I'm tempted to go see a psychologist so they can fill me up with anti-depressants.

>>3699133,20
For me, it's the opposite. The worst part of contemplating suicide is knowing I won't be able to witness the macabre pleasure of seeing people talk about my death.

>> No.3699133,22 [INTERNAL] 

>>3699133,18
My only goal in life is to pursue my own happiness. Accomplishing something worthwhile or being accepted is meaningless to me.

>> No.3699133,23 [INTERNAL] 

There wont be any suicides on 4chan til we learn how to work together like the 2channers. They do it in groups. Apparently killing yourself is a lot easier when you know you're taking out some of your dumbass e-pals with you. If I could convince KoGs, Taikodrum Master, and Arc to kill themselves with me, then I would die with no regrets.

I wonder how the 2channers kill themselves? Overdose, hanging, jumping off of a cliff? Or maybe jumping in front of a speeding train?

>> No.3699133,24 [INTERNAL] 

>>3699133,22
Well my happiness is knowing I accomplished something in the eyes of the people.

>> No.3699133,25 [INTERNAL] 

>>3699133,23
If I had to kill myself I would probably jump in front of a train. I'd turn into a dismembered corpse so quickly that I wouldn't feel a thing.

Things like hanging or drowning where one feels pain is unappealing to me. Even jumping would probably result in brief pain. I'd rather it be instant.

>> No.3699133,26 [INTERNAL] 

>>3699133,22
The only thing in this world that causes me to experience anything that can be considered happiness is feeling loved by those horrible 3D girls. The fact that those moments of pure ecstasy are inevitably followed by moments of pure despair and madness isn't very good, though.

But yeah, I'm pretty much depressed the rest of the time.

>> No.3699133,27 [INTERNAL] 

>>3699133,26
Love to me is just a mix of lust and attachment. It's nothing like what you hear about in movies, music, literature, etc. I think I've become unable to feel love, since I've started to lose all feelings for both 2D and 3D for some time now.

I'm not sure whether this is good or bad.

>> No.3699133,28 [INTERNAL] 

>>3699133,27
I just become completely obsessed with that person and everything about life seems awesome. I don't even look or act like myself anymore.

Earlier this year, when I was dating this girl (for a very short period of time, I have to add), my own sister once told me to stop smiling, because it was freaking her out.

>> No.3699133,29 [INTERNAL] 

>>3699133,28 Earlier this year, when I was dating this girl
Get out /bun/ dev.

>> No.3699133,30 [INTERNAL] 

>>3699133,29
It lasted for like 2 weeks and it wasn't even proper dating. She literally came into my house (she was my sister's friend) and basically started flirting with me, got my MSN and made me ask her out to the movies or something like that (don't really remember the details 100%). It was so easy that not even someone like me could screw that up.

After a few weeks, she got tired of me and got another boyfriend.

I didn't post on /jp/ while I was with her out of respect. You shouldn't be allowed in /jp/ if you're seeing someone.

>> No.3699133,31 [INTERNAL] 

>>3699133,30
My sister did that to me three months ago. One day I was browsing the ghost board as usual, when my sister came into my room telling me that one of her friends that has a crush on me wanted to talk to me. I looked out my window and there was 8 or more girls on my front porch. Since my hair wasn't cut, and all of my outside clothes were in the laundry machine, I told my sister I couldn't be seen like this. My sister then preceded to ask me several more times to go, begging me just to say hello to them, but I refused. To add insult to injury, later on that day my sister told me I was really cute and I needed some more confidence.

In truth I didn't care about the girls, even if I had a haircut and wasn't out numbered by them, I still wouldn't have left my room. It's a shame too, some of them were really cute. I find this situation ironic considering the fact that two and a half years ago back on old /a/ I said in a ronery thread that I wished things like Welcome to the NHK could happen in the real world, e.g., a girl that's interested in you actually showing up at your doorstep.

>> No.3699133,32 [INTERNAL] 

>>3699133,31
Do you care now? Why don't you tell your sister that you've thought about it and are now ready to live life, get a job, have children, get old and die?

>> No.3699133,33 [INTERNAL] 

>>3699133,32
I have no regrets.

>> No.3699133,34 [INTERNAL] 

>>3699133,33
This is the only path. My whole life was Unlimited Lack of Work.

>> No.3699133,35 [INTERNAL] 

>>3699133,31
Man, you're even worse than me.

>> No.3699133,36 [INTERNAL] 

Let's talk some more about suicide.

>> No.3699133,37 [INTERNAL] 

>>3699133,36
I like the thought of ponpo and his arch-enemy committing suicide... TO THE DEATH.

>> No.3699133,38 [INTERNAL] 

>>3699133,25
Sometimes train jumping doesn't work. Like in that episode of Paranoia Agent.

The most peaceful/painless way to kill yourself is overdose (preferably, overdose by way of loli sexing). There's a rumor if you orgasm enough times you'll die.

>> No.3699133,39 [INTERNAL] 

>>3699133,38
>There's a rumor if you orgasm enough times you'll die.
Anyone on /jp/ surely has fapped enough times in a row to disprove this one.

And I dunno, I don't want to leave my family members thinking I was some kind of druggie.

>> No.3699133,40 [INTERNAL] 

If you destroy the brain with something that moves faster than the speed of thought (say, a well-aimed bullet) it would not only be painless, it would be instant and have a much better success rate than overdose, which people tend to survive unexpectedly.
If I were to kill myself, it would probably be in some violent, irreversible way like that. If you're going to do it, do it right.

>> No.3699133,41 [INTERNAL] 

I've heard overdoses are pretty risky. Odds all you'll end up with a lot of pain and a pumped stomach. The same goes for jumping off various buildings. Guns seem like a decent choice. As does a guillotine.

>> No.3699133,42 [INTERNAL] 

>>3699133,37
That guy has an archenemy?
I hadn't noticed. Then again I never read his threads.

>>3699133,41
It takes several seconds of what is probably agony before you lose consciousness if you are killed by guillotine (or that's what the urban legends say).

>> No.3699133,43 [INTERNAL] 

>>3699133,42
I was talking about the first ghost posts in this thread.

>> No.3699133,44 [INTERNAL] 

>>3699133,40
>faster than the speed of thought
How fast is a thought?
>>3699133,42
If I remember correctly it takes about 5 seconds after blood stops circulating through the brain to loose consciousness, and since a guillotine cuts the neck and spinal cord(that thing that houses all the nerve connections between you body and brain), those would be 5 seconds of excruciating pain or you'll pass out from pain long before the 5s mark.

>> No.3699133,45 [INTERNAL] 

>>3699133,43
Oh. Yeah, I dunno what his problem is.

>>3699133,44
Well, you can't see bullets, so I assume slower than a speeding bullet.
And yeah, that's five seconds too long for me to seriously contemplate suicide by guillotine. If nothing else, I'm a coward at heart.

>> No.3699133,46 [INTERNAL] 

I thought real /jp/ers died by way of hnnng.

>> No.3699133,47 [INTERNAL] 

>>3699133,45
But can you notice a flying bullet?

>> No.3699133,48 [INTERNAL] 

>>3699133,47
You can see tracer fire.
I don't think it would really matter, since you'd shoot yourself at point blank.

>> No.3699133,49 [INTERNAL] 

>>3699133,5
>I love suicide
I never expected this from ponpo.

>> No.3699133,50 [INTERNAL] 

>>3699133,49
Maybe he'll convince his buddies ZUN!bar and Pygma-chan to attend a fun group suicide.

>> No.3699133,51 [INTERNAL] 

>>3699133,49
That's sarcasm, yes?

>> No.3699133,52 [INTERNAL] 

>>3699133,51
Is he usually like this?

>> No.3699133,53 [INTERNAL] 

>>3699133,50
Go back to IRC, Jones.

>> No.3699133,54 [INTERNAL] 

>>3699133,53
U mad?

>> No.3699133,55 [INTERNAL] 

>>3699133,54
Nope, listening to Mendelssohn is rather calming~

>> No.3699133,56 [INTERNAL] 

>~
We meet again, ponpo-kun.

>> No.3699133,57 [INTERNAL] 

>>3699133,56
Mentioning piano and using tildes means I'm not trying to hide. Are you my "arch nemesis" that is going to suicide with me to the death - twice? I'd rather the afterlife not be filled with fighting though, so I'm going to abandon that idea.

>> No.3699133,58 [INTERNAL] 

>>3699133,57
We can probably relax after we're dead, otherwise it would be too tiresome.

>> No.3699133,59 [INTERNAL] 

Cowards.

>> No.3699133,60 [INTERNAL] 

>>3699133,59
And who are you to judge us, Anonymous?

Some 3D loving normalfriend, maybe? Only someone who hasn't faced true despair would say something like that.

>> No.3699133,61 [INTERNAL] 

>>3699133,53
Amusingly enough, you missed one of my posts by a hair.

>> No.3699133,62 [INTERNAL] 

>>3699133,60
A joke, friend.

>> No.3699133,63 [INTERNAL] 

>>3699133,62
How suspicious, you keep popping online and then going back off.

Amusing thread, too.

>> No.3699133,64 [INTERNAL] 

Depressing.

>> No.3699133,65 [INTERNAL] 

>>3699133,63
Please, ladies, keep your instant-messenger tiffs where they belong.

>> No.3699133,66 [INTERNAL] 

>>3699133,65
Why don't you go back to IRC and chat with your friendly /bun/ devs, Jones?

>> No.3699133,67 [INTERNAL] 

>>3699133,66
They're Eurofriends, and consequently asleep. Go cyber or something, unnamed rude normalfriend.

>> No.3699133,68 [INTERNAL] 

>>3699133,67
Is that an invitation for a game of pretend?

>> No.3699133,69 [INTERNAL] 

>>3699133,68
Not with you, I'm not attracted to men (however effeminate).

>> No.3699133,70 [INTERNAL] 

>>3699133,69
But I'm a girl! :3

>> No.3699133,71 [INTERNAL] 

>>3699133,70
We are Polish girls around here. You're not special.

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