Monster Girl Thread

[Anonymous No.]

She saw it...!

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[Anonymous No.]

I wanna fuck the fox.
Surely there will be no strings attached.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37013308
>>37018627
Incredibly wonderful

[Anonymous No.]

What makes Hellhounds so attractive? Is it her strenght? Her protectiveness and how safe you will feel in her embrace and when she is raping you? The balance between dom and loving she achieves? Her super rough dangerous girl looks? Her completely black skin? That she is a wolf girl? Her beautiful black fured parts that contrast with her black fur and hair? Her tits being so firm KC confirmed the chains hanging from there are actually heavy but the tits strenght completely overpower them? Does it turns you on that if someone threatens you she will break his/her face? What is it about her that no other dom or strong MG makes her as popular? Even Ocelomeh which KC confirmed to be on the Hellhound's level of dom.

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>>37018744
Yes. All of that and a bit more.
Jokes aside, I think it's due to hellhounds having just about everything for someone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37018744
Look, I just want a hellhound to shove my head between the breasts and call me a good boy. I don't care about the rest.

[Anonymous No.]

Post a song, other anons say what monster girl fits it the most.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vi_asBY5UX8

[Anonymous No.]

>>37018651
No NO NO! DON'T CRY! YOU'LL WAKE UP ALL THE UNDEAD IN THIS CEMETARY!

[Anonymous No.]

>thread's going awfully slow
>check catalog to see maybe someone fucked up again
>no we're just slow
time to activate comfy mode

[Anonymous No.]

>>37018978
how do I stop the banshee crying and awakening a mass graves worth of ghouls?

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>>37018869
Hmmm this is a difficult one, but I'd say either jubjub for that "screw everything and do what you feel like" attitude, or Ocelomeh/Dragon in some sense "screw your old difficult life and just be my precious man.
My turn:
youtube.com/watch?v=BJ7NVjZ-Eyg

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>>37018744
Yeah basically, also they seem like they would make for excellent tomboys.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to Alice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37018777
Femdom that's not mean spirited is too rare, so thank goodness for Hellhounds.
>>37018983
EU mornings are usually slow.

[Anonymous No.]

A Elf is a human woman just better in every single aspect,why would i want anything else anyway?

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>>37019095

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[Anonymous No.]

>>37019095

I want to corrupt a forest elf with modern technologies and force her to play Factorio!

[Anonymous No.]

>>37019258
You want to vaccinate her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37019273
Well, there would be at least 2 injections...

[Anonymous No.]

>>37019082
>Femdom that's not mean spirited is too rare
One of the reasons I love MGE. Femdom is almost exclusively loving and non-degrading.
And there is dark elves for those that still want that.

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>>37019258
>I want to corrupt a forest elf with modern technologies
There's an entire manga by methonium (synecdoche) about that concept.
She gets fat (which is an improvement for me but some people are just uncultured)

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>>37019016
Dark Mage that likes pretending to be an alien.

On another topic, do you think KC's Gray Alien monster girl is gonna have hair or be bald?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37019016
Dark Mage that likes pretending to be an alien.

On another topic, do you think KC's Gray Alien monster girl is gonna have hair or be bald?

[Anonymous No.]

From KC twitter
>For those of you who know, you know about the "Memory Incense Burner.
>This magical tool, which is placed in the bedroom of a human and a demon couple, brings back the memories of the couple wrapped in the smoke of the incense burned, to the moment when they first met each other.

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>>37019396
how sweet

[Anonymous No.]

>>37019396
> to the moment when they first met each other.
So the smoke tears Anon-husbando's clothes off and pins him conveniently against the nearest wall?

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>>37018651
Gonna impregnate that Banshee.
Shortstacks are built to be bred.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37019396
>incense burns near a Salamander and her husband
>Suddenly anime music starts up and they're fighting shirtless in the rain atop a tower

[Anonymous No.]

>>37019396
>shog master anon goes insane AGAIN

[Anonymous No.]

>>37019396
>(Mindflayer sweats profusely)

[Anonymous No.]

>>37019494
now now, miss flayer is nice lady, works at the library and reads stories to children

[Anonymous No.]

>>37019494
Hmm, would a Nurarihyon and her husband exposed to that show their actual first meeting or a fantasy one? Or hell even a Phantom, would it show the fantasy or reality?

[Anonymous No.]

since he's already doing spooky things maybe kc can do a profile on shadow people, or whatever you call those things what just hovers above you and stares at you during sleep paralysis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37019494
>Hahaha I've always wondered how we met flayer-chan, it'll be fun to re-visit it, feels like we've just always been together!

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>>37019494
Having a fetish for mindcontrol and such while also hating the idea of not being in full control of my mind is really annoying.
I want a mindflayer to mindfuck me but I also want to be fully conscious during it.

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>>37019396
Ahh the sweet memory of getting clubbed on the noggin and dragged into the drunken red oni cave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37019658
ow

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>>37019396
Ah, so I can get taken back into the hole where a million arms sprung out and dragged me into my wife arm again where I went mad

[Anonymous No.]

>>37018744
we need a dominance tier list for monster girls, or some kind of gauge of how dominant they are

[Anonymous No.]

>>37019494
Why would you need the incenser when your wives can do it anytime?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37019508
oooooh, I'd love that. Maybe they appear at night to lonely men or something? Or maybe they're a manifestation of a man's lust?

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>>37019733
What if I go to the underdark and ask the mindflayers there to just make me happy?
Imagine if they didn't even fuck with your mind and instead went full on happy house wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37019508
>shadow people
yes please

[Anonymous No.]

>>37019831
It's in their nature to try and play with your mind, even if it is a little bit.

[Anonymous No.]

A new year, a new start! Will this be the school year in which this cute 17 year old Jabberwock finally gets a cute boyfriend?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37019877
How many years has she been 17?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37019877
>>37019889
she needs to accept that she's old and she could be a sugar mama with a cute boytoy

[Anonymous No.]

>>37019877
no and if she doesn't get her act together she won't graduate

[Anonymous No.]

>>37019877
BIG FAT VORE MONSTER!

[Anonymous No.]

>>37019889
Long enough that the hakutaku has learned to just ignore her instead of trying to fight the administration about the fact there's a hag hitting on (and failing to get) the young boys. Poor hakutaku joined this calling to teach the young minds of the future, not deal with old virgins.

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>>37019889
About 10

[Anonymous No.]

>>37019897
See, if she presented herself like that, I would gladly go out with her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37019877
>uses lingo so out of date that even the larping kitsunes and the rest of the female stundents call her an old hag
>>37019926
>about 10000
FTFY

[Anonymous No.]

>>37019923
>all the female students could be the hakus great great great great great great great great great great great great grandma due to how old they actually are and don't even try to look like a 17-year-old because they don't care enough to do that

[Anonymous No.]

Anon, Please

[Anonymous No.]

>>37019969
Sorry hag, we're onto you

[Anonymous No.]

Hellhoundfags.

You do realize that every waking moment of your life, from the point of your first meeting to your death, you will reek of hellhound. Your whole body will smell like her body odor. Your dick and face in particular will stink of her mouth, pussy, and ass mixed together. Even after you bathe or shower, mere moments later she's gonna pounce on you to mark you as hers again. There's no avoiding it. And hellhounds stink. They're not civilized mamono. We're not talking about a kiki or cheshire that's meticulous with their hygiene. Hellhounds are wild, dirty girls.

Is that really what you want? To stink of smelly hellhound for the rest of your life?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37019240
What did she mean by this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37019396
Better hope the first encounter is not a traumatic rape experience.
Fucking manticores/mindflayers/ogres/dark elves/p'orcs/ushi's.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37019969
No pa, I am not going to college. I am going to be the best manwhore I can be. Its the best job I can do and I get paid for doing what I love

[Anonymous No.]

>>37019869
>"What if... what if I just just make him think I'm the cutest thing in the world? It wouldn't hurt, right?"
>"O-oh. he already think that."
>"Well, Time to make him cum whenever I say he's a good boy then. Guess mom was right after all."

[Anonymous No.]

>>37020029
I wonder what different monster girls smell like?
I want to find out what a demon smells like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37020356
demons smell of ink and deceit
Angels smell of home and honesty

[Anonymous No.]

>>37020356
if done correctly they smell like (you)

[Anonymous No.]

>Boogie Woogie

[Anonymous No.]

>>37018744
>What makes Hellhounds so attractive?
Loli hellhounds are great tomboy-mesugakis if you want to get teased and provoked into acting dominant and rapey, and get worked up for dicking down an athletic slutty wolfgirl brat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37020446
>boogie woogie gives you a noogie

[Anonymous No.]

You wouldn't break your promise with your mommy, would you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37020382
>In any health relationship with a monster girl, she should smell like you and you should smell like her
Monster girl dating books are strange.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37020475
But I don't have a mommy.....

[Anonymous No.]

>>37020475
I want a sister, not a mommy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37020137
"Pin me Down and cuddle me"

[Anonymous No.]

>>37020500
>>37020526
too bad

[Anonymous No.]

>>37020446
>Oogie Boogie

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[Anonymous No.]

>>37020571
I'm not sure I follow, she looks cold though. A hot cup of cocoa and a Weresheep wool blanket will warm her right up!

[Anonymous No.]

This was posted a while back ago, https://catbox.moe/c/ffgz5r , it's poetry the first pic is her concerned about her weight and every pic after is just her getting bigger

[Anonymous No.]

Can you guys throw me into the Matango pit or do I have to jump?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37020697
do we have to carry you there to prince lazy?

[Anonymous No.]

How do you tell if they're ears or horns without touching them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37020759
I just want to make an entrance, first impressions are important

[Anonymous No.]

>>37020767
do they move?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37020697
The mantango pit has been sealed off for everybody's safety.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37020697
I'm not going anywhere neat shrooms

[Anonymous No.]

>>37020801
>I'm not going anywhere - neat shrooms!
Yes, that's what they say when they go down there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37020029
>Is that really what you want?
That's my dream, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37020788
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

uh oh! bad decision, anon!

[Anonymous No.]

Inb4 the accusations of the husbando poster.

I just really like/love the idea, thought and sight of a pretty femboy or fit or slim androgynous looking boy being with a monstergirl. I mean just imagine and picture the sight or the potential cuteness. A soft pretty boy with a taller and stronger Monstergirl as a way of complimenting said string Monstergirl's physical prowess and height. Or a Demon girl's boyfriend/husband is a femboy and gets to wear matching dresses and makeup. Or a Sabbath Lili's onichan being a femboy.

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>>37018651

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>>37020946
damn, thats a cool sandworm

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>>37020029
If they made a cologne or something that smelled like hellhound I'd wear it

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>>37020526
>banjo music starts to play, Billy-Bob-san....

[Anonymous No.]

>>37020946
Pimp my wife! Wait, no that sounds wrong...

[Anonymous No.]

>>37020767
>ears or horns?
She has knife-ears on the side of her head.
So they're either horns or oddly symetrical tumors.

[Anonymous No.]

You think Manticore pussy and tailpussy juices are diffrent? Do they smell diffrent? If yes, I wanna smell like both + her sweat, ass, mofu and spit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37020773
Then go to the local swimming pool and practice your spectacular Entrance Dive.
>its safe, theres a Lifeguard if you cant swim well, or lose your shorts hitting the water

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>>37021004
Or maybe they're some sort of antenna.

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>>37021146
Extra nipples?

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>>37021146
im probably going to marathon this this weekend.

[Anonymous No.]

Gonna bully maniticores by poking their tail holes

[Anonymous No.]

>>37021275
Would a manticore let me fist her tail pussy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37021275
jesus, that is one hell of a coomer manticore. I wonder... does tail pussy have a clit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37021300
a couple thousand of them

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>>37021365
so they are extra sensitive there.... so If I fuck the tail pussy real hard, she'll be coming her brains out?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37021383
you have solved the riddle of the manticore

[Anonymous No.]

>>37019342
If he does decide to make Greys (which would be a stretch for a monstergirl), they'll probably wear a hat or helmet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37021234
>this this

[Anonymous No.]

>>37021300
Don't use crossboarder slangs here

[Anonymous No.]

>>37020446
The world famous boogie woogie wu will come for you

[Anonymous No.]

>>37018651

[Anonymous No.]

>>37018651
Octopus loli.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37021500
>normal pupils
such a waste

[Anonymous No.]

>>37019013
Give her a hug :)

[Anonymous No.]

>>37021468
that that is is that that is not is not is that it it is

[Anonymous No.]

>>37021468
Yes Miss Haku, it's correct in that instance.

[Anonymous No.]

Breed robopussy

[Anonymous No.]

Sun, snacks, and worm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37021646
But it's getting too cold for worm activities!

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>>37021639
They might be barren, but that sure as hell won't stop be from breeding them,.

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>>37020029
Yes please

[Anonymous No.]

>>37021465
I personally think they'll be more monsterous than most other mamono. I also think they might be a part of the abyssal stuff, but thats just a feeling. I definitely hope they are.

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>>37021665
Why you have to snuggle indoors!

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>>37021639
guys please help i keep trying to have my automaton run meido.jpg to turn her into my maid but even after i dressed her up she's just looking at me like this

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>>37021582
Will Ms. Haku show humility and gracefully admit her mistake, or will this effect another angry reply from her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37021806
>.jpg
you just uploaded a fucking pic to her, it needs to be a .exe or .dll to work

[Anonymous No.]

I forgot to remember to forget

[Anonymous No.]

>>37021842
look im not some kinda puter whiz but the file says meido so theres no reason it shouldnt work

[Anonymous No.]

>>37021876
just take her to gremtech then, they'll teach you how to do that, old man

[Anonymous No.]

>>37021806
That image reminds me of the vampire with a forehead ear from Adventure Time.

[Anonymous No.]

>Mating press my kiki maid
>Yell for her to get pregnant as I creampie her
>She doesn’t get pregnant
How should I punish her?

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>>37021938
This calls for the most dire of consequences

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>>37021938
sent her to become a nun at the church of our milky lady for a year

[Anonymous No.]

Does anyone know of any other Order approved entertainment media that focuses on loving human wives protecting their hubby from getting defiled by monstergirls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37021967
you shouldn't do that to your kiki anon, terrible things could happen

[Anonymous No.]

>>37013308
>>37018627
Very nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>37022047
Nonsense, she's just a kiki. What's the worst that could happen?

[Anonymous No.]

Lately I’ve been getting in really big and smug girls. But more because they can make you cum without using their pussy. Like just clench their thighs on your dick and making you insta-cum then being all smug about it:
>”Ehhhhhh you cam just from some thighs? Human boys are really weak huh?”
Or like she has a really fluffy tail and you are minding your own business and the tail strokes your dick through the pants and you cum on the spot
>”Fufufu, I don’t even need to use my tits, just a single tail is enough for a pitiful human boy”
Or like you get into an argument and she just laughs, roll her eyes and opens her shirt and you can already feel your dick mooving to her breasts.
You just can’t win, you love your wife and she knows she has you wrapped around her finger. She will likely film this and send to her virgin school friends too just to flaunt having a husband that loves everything about her.

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>>37022099

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>>37022099
>>37022114
anon how could you

[Anonymous No.]

>>37022109
that's cool and all but most of that seems independent of size

[Anonymous No.]

>>37022099
>Kiki is too focused on maidery that she isn’t focused enough on giving you heirs
>Tell kiki you’re unhappy with her service as a maid and that she is fired
>You aren’t kicking her out as she’s you’re maid wife, but she lost the maid part of her title
>Hire new shoggoth maid to keep the house clean, cook the food and wash the dishes
>Kiki is no longer allowed to cook, clean or do any housework
>She is on baby making duty 100%
Surely nothing can go wrong

[Anonymous No.]

>>37022099
>>37022114
>am I pretty now master?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37022132
True, I dunno it’s just that size helps nail down how she is more powerful than (You). Not the same thing if it’s a midget raping you

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[Anonymous No.]

>>37022235
>beans
>womb tattoo
>that funky scar thing pharaohs have
yes this one is mine please and thank you

[Anonymous No.]

>>37022109

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>>37022145
I give it two days of watching shog smugly wash mastah's underwear before poor kiki snaps

[Anonymous No.]

https://nhentai.net/g/377089/
Guy is living with three succs

[Anonymous No.]

If you ended up with two mindflayers, how would the squid-pussy-ing work? Do they just take turns?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37022346
they could flay each other to share the pleasure while you put tentacles to use in both

[Anonymous No.]

>>37022031
Is it hentai?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37022114
What's the context of the original post of this image?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37022296
>Human girl gets flirty with you
>Is actually a succ
Every time

[Anonymous No.]

>>37022031
Is this shit real or just a meme, cause the thought of a female protag getting corrupted by varying monsters sounds pretty hot to me

[Anonymous No.]

>>37022418
Succs are getting really desperate lately. Can’t compete with the clowns.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37022418
the real horror is when you're waiting for her to grow wings and stuff and then she's just a human

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>>37022454
Is her tail retractable? that must get in the way

[Anonymous No.]

>>37022454
Yeah that's some nightmare fuel alright

[Anonymous No.]

>>37022432
>warosu
>search the entire text string
Anon... It's just the latest flavor of shitpost.

[Anonymous No.]

Space goats

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>>37022418
the flirty human girl turning out to be a succ is all well and good, but what about when they're actually an angel seeking to reward their favourite human?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37022519
Looks more like some dev shilling his game. Though I don't know why he shills game about beating monstergirls in monstergirl thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>37022519
My hopes are dashed again, and here I thought we were getting another mge game

[Anonymous No.]

>>37022454

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>>37022523
Very soft

[Anonymous No.]

If you had a harem consiting PURELY of mamono from one disposition, which would you pick? If you don't pick malicious, you are wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37022550
I’m afraid by the time anon left his room from having sex with her the world outside would be 3021

[Anonymous No.]

>>37022620
Undead because all undead girls are great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37022575
The softest

[Anonymous No.]

>>37022620
I'd pick all the simple ones except the slimes, it'd make me feel like the smartest man on earth. I would be the king because I'm the only one that knows how to use the microwave

[Anonymous No.]

How do I get the drop on my oomukade stalker? Every time I sneak up on her she just scrambles away with another used pair of underwear, I want both my underwear back and to make her my wife but any attempts at communicating with her fail, so how do I go about wifing this dumb pede?

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[Anonymous No.]

>>37022666
Set a trap. Get a really big box, and prop it up with a stick. Put your underwear under it, and when she tries to take it, pull the stick out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37022666
do the pede mating dance

[Anonymous No.]

>>37022666
leave a note attached to all your remaining underwear

[Anonymous No.]

>>37022666
pretend to sleep and wait for her to creep closer

[Anonymous No.]

>>37022692
This
Best if you give her a key to your home as well

[Anonymous No.]

>>37022690
>mating dance
I miss viva pinata

[Anonymous No.]

I feel like I'll end up playing Azur Lane solely for the mofu

[Anonymous No.]

>>37022669
Cute slime

[Anonymous No.]

>>37022765
That's how the tanukis win.

[Anonymous No.]

*chomps on you*

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>37018651

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>>37022765
that's what roped me in anon
devious foxes

[Anonymous No.]

>>37022991
When I become king I am going to BAN witches and their STUPID BIG HATS

[Anonymous No.]

Sorry guys, I failed. I wasn't able to find your waifus on the other side of the portal and bring them here to you. But on the plus side, I was able to snag enough dormice for everyone here! I'll start assigning one to each of you. Expect her to show up on your doorstep within the next week or so.

You promise to love them and treat them well, okay?

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>>37023013
hats shall not be contained

[Anonymous No.]

>>37023037
What am I supposed to do with a Dormouse? they just sleep all day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37023037
>snag enough dormice
this sounds kidnapping, anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>37023139
Cuddle her, snuggle her, molest her, kiss her, lewd her, draw funny things on her face with a marker

Please don't actually do the last one. Don't break your trust with her. Don't make her cry

>>37023164
Look, they were all just sleeping in the park on a nice day, and I was told by a purple-haired lady with a big, friendly smile that they were all free. So I took them. I figured they'd make good partners for you all

[Anonymous No.]

>>37023205
>cheshire helping her dormice friends get laid
cute

[Anonymous No.]

>looks at anon’s pathetic tuff of pubic hair
>”And you call yourself an adult? Pff”

[Anonymous No.]

>>37023245
satyros probably have me beat i guess

[Anonymous No.]

>>37023245
Which MGs have the most hair down there?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine going for basic succs

[Anonymous No.]

>>37023337
Sounds good to me

[Anonymous No.]

>>37023337
druella be writing letters and knitting sweaters while lessers succs are out there getting some action

[Anonymous No.]

>>37023337
What kind of marshmallow animal is that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37023311
Beast Girls, likely the ones that live in forests and Hellhounds.
>inb4 Elder Hag Lilim is actually clean down there and fears this being out

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>>37023337
I want a harem of basics succs

[Anonymous No.]

>>37023311
Yeti

[Anonymous No.]

>>37023245
Cheshie can't hit me with that. I'm a hairy fucking ape. Thick chest hair, back hair, facial hair, arm hair, leg hair, armpit hair, ass hair, asscrack hair, pubic hair. So much fucking hair. She's gonna make fun of my 5" micropenis instead.

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>>37023337
Nothing wrong with basic succs. There a lot they can do, and they're very good at it. One of the best for trapping you in their clothes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37023245
If I ain't an adult, what am I then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37023454
Some bad kid that faked his documents

[Anonymous No.]

>>37023487
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CyZoe-r9qb0

[Anonymous No.]

>>37023487
All I wanted was to work, is that so bad?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37023487
>too many naughty kids this years
>krampus had to subcontract to bogie

[Anonymous No.]

>>37023389
>That artist
Great now I have to go find that Dragon Quest witch doujin

[Anonymous No.]

>>37023487
she looks scary, i do not like, help.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37023542
Why? It is good?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37023364
Marshmallow trash.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37023546
She gonna help you get rid of that fear

[Anonymous No.]

>>37023546
She's nice once you get to know her

[Anonymous No.]

>>37023546
seek hallowed ground

[Anonymous No.]

>>37023560
What?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37023609
>inb4 clown nuns

[Anonymous No.]

What's it like being haunted by a MGE ghost anyhow?
Or a MGE phantom if you're really unlucky.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37023748
ghosts hang out, watch you and masturbate while slowly possessing you with lewd thoughts to encourage you to release SE so they can become material and do the deed themselves.
phantoms warp the world around you into a nonstop musical

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>>37023748
You wake up with wet sheets alot, with no idea why

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>>37023748
lewd writing in the mirror, ghost flashing you in the mirror, resting her tits on your head, you wake up and feel your face was wet for some reason (the ghost rode your face in your sleep), Someone is sucking you off but no one is there when you love, getting trapped in your home until you jerk off to her

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>>37023623
this is why routine mutual corruption inspections are important

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>>37018651

[Anonymous No.]

I know theres a lot of 'realms' and areas of the MGE world, but is there anything like the corruption or the crimson in terraria? Or at least a place were all the spooky shit is?

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>>37023798
>sister why do I need to be here for these inspections?

[Anonymous No.]

Your life turning into a musical sounds it would cause mental trauma.

[Anonymous No.]

Where do foxes belong?
That’s right, in wedding dresses!

[Anonymous No.]

>>37023889
the buddy system never fails.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37023905
You mean in the trash right? i would rather a Danuki than a fox.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37023878
Dark Red Demon Realms, I think? Can't remember the exact name.
If you're looking for dark red skies, blue grass, and purple trees. If you want even the vegetation to look like it will corrupt your very soul, that's where you gotta go.

Demonic energy in the air, so thick it's almost suffocating. Of course, for MGs and incubi, it's easier to breath than normal.

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>>37023953
The only varients I can see on the wiki are Dark, Green, Spirit and Royal.

[Anonymous No.]

pov: you were within a five mile radius of another woman at some point during your day

[Anonymous No.]

>>37023997
Dark. That's the one.

I remember Green sometimes being called "Bright Green," so I thought there was an added worded there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37023998
>OL cheshire coworker keeps trying to sneak lipstick marks onto your clothes because she knows you're married to a shirohebi

[Anonymous No.]

>>37019889
No one knows, she came with the building.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37023810
I like this succ

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>>37024013
Half what I was looking for.
I want a place where all the spooky stuff is. A realm where you somehow find yourself, with fog so thick you can barely see 3 meters in front of you. One where you find an abandonded, run-down house, which you decide to sleep in. One where you find out you weren't as alone as you thought you were. A shadow-beast in the basement denied a mate for years, a room that locks you in by itself, filled with possessed puppets, Will-O-Wisps roaming the outside, mysterious figures in the distance that seem to be getting closer no matter how quickly you move away...
that sort of thing.

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>>37024108
MGE silent hill would be a fun place

[Anonymous No.]

>>37024125
I want to live in Double Deck's Silent Hill

[Anonymous No.]

>>37024125
that is the perfect descriptor, why didn't i think of that?

[Anonymous No.]

I don't remember my flame elemental looking like that the last time I summoned it...

[Anonymous No.]

>>37024108
>>37024125
>>37024156
honestly, it would be fun to explore the town and especially if it had weird towers that you can enter and scale for the hell of it

[Anonymous No.]

>>37024156
if you like the raining ash and run down building aesthetic the graveyard in dragonia is a good place too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37024125
>>37024140
>>37024156

[Anonymous No.]

>>37024163
Can you handle the heat?

[Anonymous No.]

I hate mgs who like things that I don't like

[Anonymous No.]

>>37024232
Do you like yourself?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37024174

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>>37021048
I wanna make the lifeguard worry about me by jumping in the deep end without ever knowing how to swim!

[Anonymous No.]

>>37023245
>you don't have 3 digits of age so you aren't an adult
>you aren't covered in hair like beast girls so you aren't an adult
>you cum fountains from our superpowered mamono mana so you aren't an adult
How can you ever win against monster girls, bros?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37024318
by existing

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>>37024330
it's a hollow victory

[Anonymous No.]

>>37024351
But a victory nonetheless

[Anonymous No.]

>>37024365
That’s the same logic virgin dragon girls use to cope

[Anonymous No.]

>>37023389
I like C4

[Anonymous No.]

>fat jabberwocks
>cringe cheshires
>stupid wurms
>chuuni vamps/dhamps
>dirty, underhanded trickster foxes
>incel dragons
>pedo dark mages
>ancient hag baphomets
>whatever the fuck is going on with lilims
All you guys do is rag on monsters! It's not fair!

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>>37024318
by calling them virgin old ladies with dusty vaginas that are so old that they knew what the sun looked like when it was first formed

[Anonymous No.]

>>37024469
Teasing monster girls is fun though!

[Anonymous No.]

>>37024469
If monsters weren't so smug they wouldn't get all the teasing they do. How else is a man to respond when some monster smugly calls him a child?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37024469
I mock them because I love them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37024540
You can't give up
Try or die

[Anonymous No.]

>>37024469
But it’s too fun trolling them on 4mon

[Anonymous No.]

>>37024469
Look, I just wanna troll monster girls on 4mon and watch them seethe

[Anonymous No.]

>>37024540
>how else

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>>37024611
Never use 4Mon if you aren't already taken. They WILL find you, and they will be extremely smug about making you submit to them

[Anonymous No.]

>>37024627
stilll gonna post about jabberwock being fat and old

[Anonymous No.]

>>37024627
I am behind infinite proxies and 69 VPNs. They'd have better luck finding a sane man in wonderland.

[Anonymous No.]

If this is advanced bullying, what's beginner and expert bullying?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37024469
Are monster girls so weak that they can't take banter? If you can't take it, then don't dish it out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37024646
Bitch there are incel Wurm scientists tracking your IP right now

[Anonymous No.]

>>37024646
They're going to track you by scent. You'd better be in an underground bunker with several escape routes. They know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37024676
>incel
>wurm

[Anonymous No.]

>>37022666
>not having an address label sewn into your underwear
How do you expect her to know where to bring her stuff?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37024676
Wurm scientists? Nothing to worry about then

[Anonymous No.]

>>37024627
>they find out I’m the one who makes their favorite douijns

[Anonymous No.]

>>37018651

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>>37018744
I simply love hellhounds. But the biggest selling point for me is the flaming eyes and black sclera. I cannot get enough of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37024627
That’s a chance I’m willing to take for some sweet (you)s

[Anonymous No.]

>>37022435

[Anonymous No.]

>Incel
>Cringe
>Based
>Redpilled
Stop...

[Anonymous No.]

>>37024779
Someone's about to get creampied.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37024794
CRINGE DOG CRINGE DOG

[Anonymous No.]

>>37024772
why is it that sclera in any colour except the one humans have is a massive turn on?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37024811
Because it's the color that humans don't have like you just said. So it's more exotic that way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37024811
I think its the same case as with skin colors. Hellhounds' grey skin is cute as hell, and so are succubi and onis with their blue and red skin tones.

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>>37018744
I don't dwell on hellwan much, admittedly, but they are top-tier girls in my book.
>assertive gentle dom
>but willing to play along in sub role
>protective
>big
>wolfy
I don't normally go in for hand-paws but the proportions are actually not bad here, getting a close look at them

[Anonymous No.]

>>37024811
You just like unusual eyes

[Anonymous No.]

>>37024800

[Anonymous No.]

>>37024900
>robotic honk

[Anonymous No.]

>>37024872
>hellwan
>willing to play along in the sub role
are you sure, sir?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37024919
As long as you guys are playing, and you let her know she's still the dom regardless. It'll be fiiine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37024919
Her having to stifle her own laughter as she pretends to be submissive makes the real rape that follows more fun

[Anonymous No.]

>>37024919
Yes. As long as they get sex, it's fine.

Of course, if you're exhausted but they aren't satisfied, then...

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>>37024964
Then they kiss you goodnight and let you peacefully drift off to sleep!

[Anonymous No.]

>>37024662
>If you can't take it, then don't dish it out.
They don't, monsters are nice and don't bully men. Except ones like Gazers, they're assholes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37018651

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>>37025072
Gazers are especially weak to spray bottle attacks

[Anonymous No.]

>>37025091
especially if you throw in some soap or degreaser. they're powerless without their goo

[Anonymous No.]

Do you think Hellhounds allow their husbands to brush their tails?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37025137
pretty sure you can figure this out

[Anonymous No.]

wip clown milf

[Anonymous No.]

>>37025167
>clown milf
My dick is not ready

[Anonymous No.]

>>37018651

[Anonymous No.]

>>37025123
>degreasing Gazers
how evil

[Anonymous No.]

>>37019396
>The day when magic returned to our world and I sought out those who could help me learn. She would teach me far more than spellcraft, I can say that much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37025167
Now that is a cute clown, anon. Cant wait to see it finished!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>37025175

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>>37025167
I’ll get the Vaseline ready.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37025167
F-Fuck
I kneel!

[Anonymous No.]

>>37025190
how quickly my defenses will be dismantled by this gentle manipulator

[Anonymous No.]

>>37025190
Familiars dumb

[Anonymous No.]

>>37025251
shes not even wearing pants!

[Anonymous No.]

I want to greet an mg with a home cooked meal every day and ask her how her day went.

[Anonymous No.]

I want a familiar
I want several familiars
but i dont want them to be familiars

[Anonymous No.]

>>37025265
i'd be a familiars familiar

[Anonymous No.]

>>37025263
Big, monster girl breadwinner wives are for spoiling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37025167
>imagine the creampies
smushed against your face that is

[Anonymous No.]

>>37025263
i want to scrub dragon scales

[Anonymous No.]

>>37025251
I assure you my wife is smart.

[Anonymous No.]

I really want to write a horror-ish monster girl story. Any requests or ideas? Even non-horror stuff is welcome.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37025277
Being a stay at home dad to do many daughterus is no easy job!

[Anonymous No.]

>>37025295
bogie milf that lives in an abandoned manor and is stalking a foolish boy that is trespassing

[Anonymous No.]

>>37025295
Bogie goes Michael Meyers on some paladins

[Anonymous No.]

>>37025295
Flesh-horror who can shape shift but has no understanding of human customs!

[Anonymous No.]

>>37025308
Especially when the big monster wife shows up and sees you playing with the daughters.
Cause then she Gets the urge to make another one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37024469
Monsters should come over and defend themselves then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37025336
Honey, can your paycheck support a 20th daughter?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37025137
>>37025146
Now the question is how willing a Hellhound is in helping her husband take care of his hygiene and appearance.
>>37025277
That they are, big wife deserves to be eaten out after work.

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>>37025351
She will make it work.
She'll even get that promotion to support that daughter.

[Anonymous No.]

Demon girls are funny to mess with. The best prank is to sign a contract with her but misspell your name so the contract is void.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37025320
That sounds like a socially inept Shoggoth, possibly in her edgy teenager phase.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37025377
>that misspellied name is now your real name

[Anonymous No.]

>>37025377
Thats not even messing with them thats just cruel. Careful, or they'll make you sign it

[Anonymous No.]

buying dragon

[Anonymous No.]

>>37024469
I want to be smothered by a chubby Ushi

[Anonymous No.]

>>37025389
I'll use her emotional distress to renegotiate the contract for more favorable terms.

[Anonymous No.]

Tap dancing mermaids!

[Anonymous No.]

>>37025403

[Anonymous No.]

>>37025396
>chubby ushi
that gal must eat two trucks worth of food to get like that

[Anonymous No.]

>>37025380
But with more bones, flesh, sinew, blood, etc

[Anonymous No.]

>>37025394
You can get this one on the cheap. She's a bit of a fixer-upper but if you can convince her to get off her ass and exercise a little she'll be A+

[Anonymous No.]

>>37025420
Just more of the girl I love

[Anonymous No.]

>>37025428
Nah, she's perfect just the way she is, she'll make be a perfect daki

[Anonymous No.]

>>37025428
Dragons look like this and then wonder why boys never ask them to kidnap them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37025174
>--- days from mamono invasion
>Being weak 170 cm shyfag
>2 minutes before class start and you must preparing your place
>You find oni classmate sitting on your desk
>"T-t-this is my d-desk, c-can you stand p-please?
>You asking her with low and trembled voice, shaking body and gulping from nervous
>"AH, YOU SAID SOMETHING?"
>She moved head to you with deadly looking
>"Ah, s-sorry n-nothing, i-i just s-speaking with m-myself, hehe
>You answered her and wierdly chuckle and immideatly step away from her to the class door almost running
>You will be in one class with her about 3 years

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>>37025428
she so fluffy

[Anonymous No.]

>>37025359
get a jinko or manticore so they lick at your messy hair with scratchy cat tongue in the mornings.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>37025580
Fire mouse is cute but I don't know kung fu

[Anonymous No.]

>>37025295
>Nightmare that's still really shy while invading anons dreams and as such accidentally keeps making him have nightmares
>Anon moves into a haunted house. Proceeds to get haunted by a very prevented ghost
>Manticore chasing anon while he's trying to hide from her.
>The old "sleep in a graveyard during Halloween and I'll give you $200" but then zombies actually come and try to grab him.
Just a few ideas.

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>>37025592
>prevented
so no ghost?

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>>37025535
thats not fluff, its plush

[Anonymous No.]

>>37025596
Fuck, meant to say perverted.
The only thing prevented here is my brain from working.

[Anonymous No.]

I know you guys hate edginess and tragedy but are healing stories OK even if they kind of require one or two of those to work?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37025611
Good
You can't grab or grope fluff

[Anonymous No.]

>>37025641
Just fuck off and stop looking for an excuse to be a fag. If you belonged you'd know this by now

[Anonymous No.]

>>37025611
even better

[Anonymous No.]

>>37025641
Healing is the opposite of tragedy. Remember, in MGE aside from gore/senseless violence, bad endings are what isn't allowed. Climbing up a mountain is fine, no matter how steep it is, as long as you see the sun on the other side.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37025641
https://archiveofourown.org/works/34549204?view_adult=true
Check out this recent work by an anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>37025641
it's completely contextual. try not to fuck up

[Anonymous No.]

>>37025641
Is there a happy ending?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37025641
People like it for healing

[Anonymous No.]

>>37025641
I've been tempted to read that one elf manga I keep seeing pop up on/a/ about that

[Anonymous No.]

>>37025669
>Climbing up a mountain is fine, no matter how steep it is, as long as you see the sun on the other side.
You won't see the sun again when she takes you away for struggle snuggles

[Anonymous No.]

>>37025641
fish pls

[Anonymous No.]

>>37025723
Author already opened the story with a pic of her happy and fully healed. Problem is it will be weeks until she starts showing signs of that far away happiness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37022395
>I hate monsters
>I dont look like a monster anymore, do you love me now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37025754
she'll never take me conscious!

[Anonymous No.]

>>37018651

[Anonymous No.]

>>37025403

[Anonymous No.]

I just want a girl that sings with me from Fly me to the Moon to Red Sun

[Anonymous No.]

>>37025295
Man with Holst wife have to hide on their own home as the big scary cat girls are trying to get both of their milk

[Anonymous No.]

>>37025914
i recommend queen slime, jabberwock or shoggoth for one woman choirs
maybe chimera too

[Anonymous No.]

>>37025935
It's weird how little love the Chimera gets, I understand her final fantasy boss boss makes it a little weird to work with, but It feels weird how ignored she is

[Anonymous No.]

>>37025964
possibly the least recognized dragon (barring otohime) and the most adventerous tailpussy

[Anonymous No.]

>>37025964
i like them as a concept, i dont like the design and the monsters chosen

[Anonymous No.]

>>37025991
I still curse Magus_Anon for introducing an adorable Chimera girl into his story, writing some cute interactions, have her beaten, lashed and hurt on the ground, and then never write of her about her again, leaving her completely forgotten after teasing her being a regular cast member of the story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37020904
Late reply but I feel like you'd enjoy the Three Charms series of games

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

when you think about it isn't that exactly the point?

[Anonymous No.]

I'm not sure, but it could be

[Anonymous No.]

>>37019122
what does it say?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37025855
If you fall in the snow unconscious, it's not yetis you should worry about

[Anonymous No.]

>>37025663
>. If you belonged
not him but ive never belonged anywhere

[Anonymous No.]

>>37026273
wendis are good kids, I'd trust them more than feral mountain yetis

[Anonymous No.]

>>37026186
aniya ya seu 0 I

[Anonymous No.]

I want an aggressive Bicorn who not only encourages a harem, but regularly probes for more information about her husband's likes, dislikes, and preferences in order to make sure she always finds the perfect addition to the harem.
I also want the way she adds to the harem to be by kidnapping human women and forcibly transforming and brainwashing them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37026015
She found someone, that's all that matters in my books
protagonist is a cunt anyway and didn't deserve her

[Anonymous No.]

>>37026459
I mean if the husband is married to a Bicorn, they both know well what he wants without the diddly daddling of probing for info
>Babe i want a new wife so i can watch her do you, do you have any preference
>We don't have a Lamia yet, go for one of those
simple as that

[Anonymous No.]

You have alerted the ruin's guardian.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37026465
there was enough character progression for it to feel earned, my problem is not the ending, its the missed step. I understand the arc was supposed to be about the demon, but that particular scene was about the chimera. She was the one being attacked, she was the one Anon stood up for, she was the one that received the healing kiss, but non of that matters because the demon gets her hug. And the chimera never appears again, there was no scene in which she thanked him, there is no scene of her trying to repay him somewhat because the Cheshire steals the spotlight after that, and even in the "preparation" story of the dorm dash the chimera never appears again, not as an ally, not as an enemy, not as a tool, nor as someone who tells or gives anon something to help him or even trying to get revenge on the Dark Elf, when the story is about Anon trying to search for ANYONE who can help him, the chimera never appears again, not even as a background cameo, she could have stray up died on that classroom and there would have been no difference in the story

[Anonymous No.]

>Neighbors upstairs dancing and making a loud racket
I swear I am gonna go knock on their door.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YOwSrPzT8qg

[Anonymous No.]

>>37025295
mad hatter corruption
I feel like they can make a good horror story

[Anonymous No.]

>>37026588
sounds like an intense workout up there

[Anonymous No.]

The local sabbath didn't appreciate your joke about "the great flatlands" and has sent a hellice after your ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37026595
like, slowly making people go mad?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37026655
she is absolutely adorable, but I'm going to make her take a bath, her blonde hair is so dirty it looks black

[Anonymous No.]

>>37026655
if you can hold out long enough she'll forget why she went there

[Anonymous No.]

>>37025867
Finally, a good queen of hearts

[Anonymous No.]

>>37026655
combo works surprisingly well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37026655
So what you're saying is that the great flatlands have turned into salt flats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37026655
Fools! they've just confirmed the location of their hideout! they'll be getting suspicious packages within the week

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>37026655
good luck, I´m behind 69 HPN Hag private networks

[Anonymous No.]

>>37022523
>>37022660
Reminder that the King of Stormwind got turned into a fucking coomer for Space Goats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37021516

awww

[Anonymous No.]

>>37026715
>not sure how that's meant to help my neck ma'am

[Anonymous No.]

>>37026720
I would be disappointed in him if he didnt

[Anonymous No.]

>>37026715
demonic energy DOES heal humans

[Anonymous No.]

>>37026715
so that is gonna cure me of my autism?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37026753
can't argue with 200 years of elf medical school. take off your clothes and lie down on the table

[Anonymous No.]

>>37026720
Didn't we all?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37026715
uhhh, how is this gonna fix the curse of shotafiction that was put on me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37026720
My dream is having to space goat wives in the MGE version of WoW.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37026549
I do understand what you mean, but in a way it's sorta realistic, especially in a setting like MGE
Especially in a school like setting companions come and go, she was used as a tool by protagonist (she was little more than a walking flamethrower) and after she gave up on the D and found another guy sorta vanished from the scene
I don't love it but i don't hate it either

[Anonymous No.]

She’s smug
She knows something I don’t
Am I just gonna take that? The smug fox looking down on mu?
Of course not. Im gonna teach her a lesson. She will be smug no more!

[Anonymous No.]

>>37026878
i have slight reservations about a woman who can fuck you to exhaustion, ressurect you and do it again
still doing it, but yeah

[Anonymous No.]

>>37026923
Anon Dark Priests are a thing already

[Anonymous No.]

>>37026720
I want Bolvar to resurrect Onyxia again

[Anonymous No.]

>>37026947
i'm familiar. it's a wonderful image, too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37024108
So basically, you want an MGE Sylvania???

[Anonymous No.]

>>37026923
Totally worth it

[Anonymous No.]

>>37018651
Here.

Here are your Order Nuns. What? Were you expecting easy to beat damsels??? Well if you want them to "corrupt" and "monsterize", you're going to have to fight for it!

[Anonymous No.]

37026993
ew and go back to /tg/ or better yet, end yourself

[Anonymous No.]

>>37026983
I’m gonna turn the exodar into the sexodar

[Anonymous No.]

>>37026918
I get what you mean, but she was her school partner alongside that demon, she was in his classroom, even if she never approached him again, she would still be around him, she liked it or not. And its not even a thing of giving up on the D either, she should had redoubled her efforts after he stands up to protect her. And its not even that she was a tool by the protagonist either, she was the Chekov's gun that was introduced in the first act, and then never shown again, never spoken of again, and never thought of again. She is like one of those characters that come from a "non-canon" filler season. A character that could have been important and relevant to the main plot, but because of the origin of her appearance she CANT matter. She is like Gohan's dragon from dragon ball, no matter how many appearances it makes on promotional artwork and side content, it will never matter because its not a part of the main story

[Anonymous No.]

The truth is the game was rigged from the start.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37026993
whats this bullshit
begone, return to /tg/, we dont want this shit here

[Anonymous No.]

>>37027030
Does she count as a breadwinner if she, herself, is the bread?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37025190
>>37025251
>custom-conjured personal magick assistant/onahole
huh
I never really considered familiars before- the profile loli was a turn off- but the concept itself I approve of for sure

[Anonymous No.]

>>37026715
>I can't take you seriously when you wear that cow-pattern bikini, doc

[Anonymous No.]

>>37027051
>she takes it off
genius

[Anonymous No.]

I'll take a clubs suit cheshire cat please. I need a lazy cay to snuggle and fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>37026715
>can I get a second opinion?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37027072
Cheshire cat fart pranks by suit:
>Spades - repeatedly teleports her ass in front of your face and lets it rip
>Clubs - Dutch oven in bed
>Diamonds - Let's a juicy one rip in your face, but it turns out it wasn't actually a fart
>Hearts - Times her farts during sex, so that it matches with each thrust into her pussy

[Anonymous No.]

>>37027108
Fuck off holy shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>37027108
>yes yes that's very nice miss cheshire, now lets get you back to your room before you use up what mana you have left, I hear the circus is on the TV

[Anonymous No.]

>>37027072
wouldn't that be a more a hearts thing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37027123
Nah

[Anonymous No.]

>>37026075
Seconded

[Anonymous No.]

>>37018651

[Anonymous No.]

>>37018651

[Anonymous No.]

>>37027210
Hag lamia!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>37027210
>lamia wife
>your house would be a little cramped with two normal-sized people
>with a lamia her snake coils literally take up most of whatever room she's in
>if you trip and fall you land in nice squishy snake scales
inadvertently comfy

[Anonymous No.]

This is the fate of all that mess with beast girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>37027242
16 is a lot...

[Anonymous No.]

>>37027242
>just 16
rookie numbers

[Anonymous No.]

>>37027253
>>37027260
The duality of men

[Anonymous No.]

>>37027241
>spider roomate
>webs up the ceiling and hangs out up there most of the time
it's like doubling your living space until she pounces on you and pulls you into the web every once in a while

[Anonymous No.]

>>37027242
>>37027253
Squirrels and all other rodents are all about multiplication. 8, 16, 32, 64 kids. They're just not gonna stop so long as you two have functioning reproductive systems.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37027295
imagine sticking your dick in a rat girl, I can't imagine something more humiliating

[Anonymous No.]

>>37027295
I have 4 siblings, I wouldn't want to subject someone to that, 8 sounds nightmarish

[Anonymous No.]

>>37027321
>Humiliating
More like rewarding

>>37027322
It'll be fine as long as you have enough nuts to keep the squirrels placated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37027285
I hope she leaves little web tripwires that scoop me up into a cocoon whenever I cross them

[Anonymous No.]

>>37027358
kids aren't something that you just pump out and forget anon, each one needs significant emotional investment

[Anonymous No.]

> She won't remove her glasses even in the bath

[Anonymous No.]

>>37027384
>>37027322
you end up with the Gypsy route, not only you have a shitton of siblings, you have a shitton of cousins aswell. And you know for a fact that if something happens to one of them an entire army is coming for whoever is starting trouble

[Anonymous No.]

>>37027384
Oh I'm aware. And there's no better way connect with them than by use of dick. Hence we get back to the rodent concept of multiplication.

[Anonymous No.]

So, did KC ever get to talk with EN people who aren't blithering retards?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37027321
I couldn't do it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37027411
sorry anon, only wholesome child rearing in this thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>37023245

It's called manscaping and it's hygienic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37027420
I responded to one of his tweets in english saying I loved his post!
He gave me a like!

[Anonymous No.]

>>37027322
Monsterchildren are different from human

[Anonymous No.]

>>37027452
kids are still kids anon, and even a single child is a lot of work

[Anonymous No.]

>>37027468
slimes seem pretty easy

[Anonymous No.]

>>37027321
>>37027434
Yeah well, you have no options Anons. You WILL BREED the rats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37027490
nah, rather go with sewer gator

[Anonymous No.]

>>37027499
>sewer gator
don't think I want to try her gumbo...

[Anonymous No.]

>>37027468
ummm I played Succubus Mama & Eldritch Mansion and the biggest issues were (You)r daughters raping you too and claiming they’d also become your mommies once they grew while saying daddy is “as cute as he is cool” and (You)r wife agreeing while saying you need more children.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37027499
>sewer gator
Does she have a Brooklyn accent? If she’s from the sewers I bet she’s awfully shy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37027490
Nope.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37018651

[Anonymous No.]

>>37027242

Call me excalibur 'cuz nothing is pulling me out of her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37027468
Absolutely! Not denying that
But I'd still like a lot of kids

[Anonymous No.]

>monster and Human boy couple together laying on a field
>Both are gazing up in the night sky
>Both see so many twinkling stars and flashing lights
>"Wow anon! Look at those pretty Lights and twinkling stars! So pretty!" Says the monster girlfriend
>"I know right! Demon Lord Lilith blesses us with such a pretty night sky. I love you honey!" Says the humie boy
>"I love you too!"
>Meanwhile up in space, pic related is what is happening beyond the orbit of the MGE world, a space battle between two warring fleets
>https://youtu.be/uacuHPrH6mU

[Anonymous No.]

>>37027569
Fuck off

[Anonymous No.]

>>37027490
>That Skaven girl pic

So would any of you be okay with MGE Rat and Mice girls talking just like the Skaven?

>"Honey-boyfriend! You will fuck-fuck e and give me many-plenty offspring. Cum-climax inside my womb-vagina yes-yes!!!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>37027607
hate that

[Anonymous No.]

Would robots be good with kids?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37027490
Something something something radioactive cocaine addicts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37027711
Yes
Cold
But good

[Anonymous No.]

>>37018651

[Anonymous No.]

https://mobile.twitter.com/4riasensei/status/1450979869399998476
Inverted cow nipples

[Anonymous No.]

>>37027833
hot moth

[Anonymous No.]

>>37027532
>tfw I know what the context of a NM is in this image

God fucking damn you to hell Eureka.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37027783
>"C'mon ms. automaton, dad always lets me have ice cream before bed"
>"Young master, that is a lie, both from detecting your pupils dilating and heartrate increasing, and due to your father strickly declaring to me no sweets after 8PM"
Fucking no fun automatons

[Anonymous No.]

>>37027858
>inverted nipples
my favorite nipples

[Anonymous No.]

>haku asks the class if their are any more questions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37027937
yes, I have one miss Haku. What?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37027937
Can I get some milk, miss haku?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37027937
Why does the the human brain ignore the second the?

[Anonymous No.]

So I heard the ushi mating dance is really simple and all I have to do is spin and shuffle my feet like-

[Anonymous No.]

yo magus would love to see an update to the serbian tiger woman story

[Anonymous No.]

>>37027897
>a letter came in from school
>its a demand for a parent teacher conference after anon defended himself from school bullies, but is still considered "in trouble"
>protocol demands that automaton must inform father of the letter
>anon grips her skirt, begging her not to tell
>sensing his genuine stress and the injustice of the matter, she informs father that there "is a parent teacher conference", "about anon's exemplary academic performance", which since father is out of the country, she will attend instead
>she winks at anon and takes him to get ice cream to help the black eye heal

[Anonymous No.]

>>37027858
>cow
But that's a munition ship

[Anonymous No.]

>>37028036
so the ship equivalent of a cow?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37028036
My gats need gatteries

[Anonymous No.]

>>37028005
But all anon was trying to do was impress his ogre crush by punching her, I thought ogres liked it rough

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>37028097
Anon is too shy to punch another student

[Anonymous No.]

>>37028047
No, that's oilers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37028168
>>37028047
Fuck, forgot pic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37025844
Now why would he hire her in the first place?

[Anonymous No.]

Please help warm up the vampires tonight. I know they're chuuni and they say they don't want it but they get really cold without a cuddlebuddy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37028195
You don't have to tell me twice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37028195
but my family has been doing that for years, I want to be more than just some old vampire hag's warm daki

[Anonymous No.]

>>37027937
I couldn't write it down in time, what was the formula for calculating mana generated per second? Sorry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37025914
thanks, now I cant stop imagining sundowner singing fly me to the moon while having that awfully smug grin on his face

[Anonymous No.]

So after reaching 500 years old I'm counted as a full fledged adult to most monsters, even if I'm still much younger than my wife, and due to this I should get the respect I deserve right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37028004
THIS! I love that story and as much as I enjoyed the Dhampir ending I am too invested on that lovely Jinko

[Anonymous No.]

>>37028107
Goat milk

[Anonymous No.]

>>37028268
>and due to this I should get the respect I deserve right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37028268
>being 500
hahaha, old man

[Anonymous No.]

>>37028268
You are basically a teenager that reached 18 claiming you are already an adult to them. 500 years is that age you are technically an adult but totally lacks the wisdom for that

[Anonymous No.]

>>37028294
so me hitting on the old hags is like a shota hitting on them?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>37028361
oh look, it's here again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37028283
We’re reaching levels of smug that shouldn’t even be possible

[Anonymous No.]

>>37028283
always liked her necklace

[Anonymous No.]

>>37028343
Imagine how often she would have to apologize for accidentally biting or cutting you

[Anonymous No.]

>>37028373
Clack will never die

[Anonymous No.]

>>37022962
how good can a bad girl get?

[Anonymous No.]

This automaton seems to be leaking oil

[Anonymous No.]

I am going to steal a dragon

[Anonymous No.]

>>37028280
She'll be putting out more after some post-work breeding

[Anonymous No.]

>>37028621
>find sleeping Dragon
>YOINK
>put her in your bag of holding

[Anonymous No.]

>>37028621
>find dragon egg
>wait for it to watch and imprint upon you
>evil plans go awry as you become a good dad instead
this is fine too i guess

[Anonymous No.]

>>37028688
*for it to hatch
thanks brain

[Anonymous No.]

>>37028688
Anon how could you just steal someone's daughteru

[Anonymous No.]

>>37028725
Nyee-nyee-nye-nyee-nyeh

[Anonymous No.]

>>37026720
Don't use crossboarder slangs on /jp/ onegai

[Anonymous No.]

>>37028725
it was abandoned or something

[Anonymous No.]

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that when a zombie dragon wights she remains surprisingly cuddly

[Anonymous No.]

>>37028786
I'd hope that's the case for all wights. A while back someone suggested that the way you treat your zombie wife determines what she's like when she wights- if you cuddle her plenty then she'll still be a cuddleslut, if you don't then she might be more cruel and domineering. I thought that was a good idea

[Anonymous No.]

>>37028801
I can certainly see that happening.
Granted, I also see Zombie Dragon wights as being rarer.

Then again I also think there needs to be a midtier between Zombie and wight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37028829
pretty sure there's a greater zombie/lesser wight stage. unless you go to sleep next to your zombie in rags and wake up next to a wight in a purple dress, jewelry and heels

[Anonymous No.]

>>37028725
Orphans are a bit fishy, but unborn children are fair game

[Anonymous No.]

>>37028725
the ghost of her mom was there and she said it was very cool and very legal

[Anonymous No.]

>>37028854
Well obviously they don't just magically get clothes but I can see them getting greater autonomy/intelligence overtime

[Anonymous No.]

I hope it's not hotdogs again!

[Anonymous No.]

Would successfully stealing from a dragon's hoard and escaping make her angry or horny?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37029001
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>37028195
Cuddling with your vampire wife is important. It also allows you to see her all embarrassed as you hold her close in your arms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37028004
>>37028273
Yeah, I'll get around to it. Been super busy. Working on something else right now, but I'll continue it.

[Anonymous No.]

The only thing softer than a sweater is a worm bosom. It's time to consider anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37027833
I don't care what everyone else here thinks, I think all the monster girl vtubers popping up is great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37029050
Damn, that's a cute Vamp.

[Anonymous No.]

Gonna give a drunk goat shot of my cum

[Anonymous No.]

Waifu Succubi of the less dangerous variety.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37028643
You need to stash a good pile of coinage in there first.

[Anonymous No.]

NTR! NTR! NTR!
Bringing a girl to our house everyday and banging her in front of her a she walks in!

[Anonymous No.]

>>37029113
They can be very cute when they do stuff related to their monster girl species.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37029210
What if a monster girl does that to you and you tell her she's cringe?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37029255

BICORNS ARE FOR MONOGAMOUS DERE DERE ROMANCE ONLY ANON, CHEATING IS WRONG EVEN IF YOUR WIFE GIVES YOU A FREE PASS!!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>37029069
make sure to properly suck your thumb, no need to over exert yourself

[Anonymous No.]

>>37029265
>accidentally make a bicorn
>refuse to get with any other girls and stay with her only

Would that turn her into a new kind of monster?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37029113
they're revolting. good thing there's a board for them now so i don't have to see them anymore

[Anonymous No.]

>>37029265
Cuck bicorns out of their cuck fantasies by keeping the relationship strictly monogamous and breeding her thoroughly every night

[Anonymous No.]

>>37029283
It's not a containment board though, and they're still allowed on /jp/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37029255
>NTR! NTR! NTR!
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37029304
let me dream

[Anonymous No.]

>>37029307
She's literally asking for it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>37029281
>encounter a bicorn as a single man
>she was one a unicorn, husband cheated on her and divorced her for another woman
>she's incredibly kind and caring, love blossoms been you two quickly
>before things get any further, she mentions her cuckqueen/harem nature
>you deliver a speech on monogamy so pure and righteous, she unicorns on the spot
>she cries tears of healing and happiness as you consummate the marriage

[Anonymous No.]

>>37029255
>Bicorn meets random mamono on the streets
>invites her to her house to meet her husband
>promises happiness and a good time
>unsuspected mamono agrees to accompany her, but just to meet him, she assures she would never take her on her offer
>the bicorn smirks and welcomes her home
>no sign of husband
>mamono questions bicorn about it, she says he must be in the bedroom
>door opens
>husband its tied up, chained to a wall, wearing a ball gag
>there are lash marks all over his skin and his eyes are red enough and have enough bags under them to show he hasnt slept in a long time
>he looks at the new girl for just an instant, and then goes back to dropping his gaze to the ground
>mamono tries to confront bicorn about it
>bicorn tells her she can have fun with him too
>mamono feels disgusted and tries to free the husband from the wall, but she is unable to
>bicorn laughs at her pitiful attempt and places magical restrains while she has her back turned
>mamono is now helpless to the bicorn's wishes
>bicorn forces the struggling mamono to fuck her unresponsive husband
>husband doesnt try to resist, he has experienced this way too many times
>mamono is crying and struggling, but she cant do anything about it
>mamono wants to flee, but also wants to help the man in front of her
>she cant leave him behind, but she cant overpower the bicorn
>mamono loses her will and lets the bicorn rape her using her husband
>after the deed is done the bicorn releases the mamono and leaves her alone in the room with their husband
>crying mamono can do nothing but craddle their new husbands in their arms, promising they will save him one day
>but one time is not enough
>they are already linked as husband and wife
>neither of them can be separated from the other now
>so the mamono can do nothing to restrain her own lust and use the husband's body to please themselves
>bicorn then returns when the new girl spirit is properly broken, welcoming her to the family alongside the rest of girls that fell for the same trick

[Anonymous No.]

>>37029316
>husband cheated on her and divorced her for another woman
>Implying bicorn wouldn't just let her join the harem
>Implying bicorn wouldn't leave a husband shaped imprint on the wall for even thinking about running out on her

[Anonymous No.]

>>37029314
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37029335
What if she's literally raping you using the new girl as an onahole?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37028854
>>37028829
I'm conflicted. I think there should be a greater zombie, that has more of a hint of that spark. but I also think it should be a bit of a light switch moment. She should go to sleep a well fucked zombie and awaken a fully realized wight. Of course, her power should pale in comparison to those who have been long established for a while.

The fanciness does (or doesn't if you prefer) come as a result of her induction into higher society, less as a consequence of her new existence.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37029265
A loving monogamous relationship and having many daughters who later go on to have granddaughters with other men is actually the end and final, greatest cuck for the cuck horse. Think about it logically.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37029265
I would like to have a loving monogamous relationship having many daughters with a single woman all my life while the bicorn watches us. Horses sleep while standing up, so just imagine her having to stand up next to your bend and watch you cuddle with your second wife every night until she gets too tired and loses consciousness out of exhaustion until the next day begins and she has to start preparing breakfast for you, your second wife and your children that call her nana and aunty

[Anonymous No.]

>>37029357
>Literally no choice
Well, I guess harem isn't that bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37029409
>>37029357
>>37029330
make sure to give your forcefully acquired wives some proper aftercare

[Anonymous No.]

>>37029316

Paladin chan purifies bicorn, absolutely outstanding anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>37029330

Bicorn propaganda created by the order, you won't fool me chief god scum

[Anonymous No.]

>>37029406

why do you say hurtful things

[Anonymous No.]

>>37029474
despite being 13% of the population, bicorns are responsible for more than 50% of mamono on mamono crime

[Anonymous No.]

>>37029269
>make sure to properly suck your thumb
What did he mean by this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37029539
Holy moly and I thought hellhounds were the pit bulls of the mamono world

[Anonymous No.]

>>37029644
why dont you try it and tell me yourself

[Anonymous No.]

>when the human girl gets her crush stolen by the demon

[Anonymous No.]

Selling creeping coin NFT $10,000

[Anonymous No.]

I wanna be a Yeti's little spoon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>37029809
>The whole crypto and NFT markets are just creeping coins finding husbands.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Since Ushi-Onis are literally an Oni do they have the same alcohol tolerance as regular Onis? I would assume they do. Wish I had an Ushi to drink and drunk cuddle with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37029539
>despite being 13% of the Hoss population, bicorns are responsible for more than 50% of mamono-on-mamono foreplay for their Husbandos
Ftfy

[Anonymous No.]

>>37025580
Sigh, if Hinez were not among the "must be a strong guy" to marry they would easily be in my top 5.

[Anonymous No.]

Kobold + Cheshire = Fun

[Anonymous No.]

I wish monsters were real so my friend could have his fiance back as a ghost

[Anonymous No.]

Do I get a choice in having daughterus or not?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37030875
No.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to see the most prideful monster around breakdown crying in joy after finding out she's pregnant

[Anonymous No.]

>>37029539
If 13% of monstergirls are Bicorns, thats a lot of retard-NTReeeeee-ing on /jp/
>mamono isn't /pol, our chocolates are tastier, although our rape statistics are higher ofc

[Anonymous No.]

>>37030875
No, you could go as far as cutting your dick off to try to stop it, but you'd just have daughterfus as an Alp anyway.
>if you mean by having sons instead, that's a whole different type of magic

[Anonymous No.]

>>37029809
>$10k
Pfffft, Ms Tanuki can get you some at wholesale... even a discount, maybe... guaranteed...

[Anonymous No.]

What's on her mind?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37031421
>I really want some hubby dick right now

[Anonymous No.]

>>37029809
>>37029879
>>37031352
You fucking idiots.

Creeping Coin Tokens are not real gold nor are they Legal Tender or any form of Fiat Currency. Coins, tokens or Dubloons made from Creeping Coins are worthless and not real metal, idiots!

[Anonymous No.]

>>37031566
you know what fiat means right?
FIX
IT
AGIAN
TONY

[Anonymous No.]

What does it mean when a Rata goes brrr?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37031707
she's cold, hug her

[Anonymous No.]

>>37031352
>>37031566
Yeah, thats what I said but Ms Tanuki insisted it was 'just as good'....

[Anonymous No.]

>need to go outside for milk
>downpour
I just want my damn frosites

[Anonymous No.]

>>37031861
...so I offered the hot Dragon-girl to comer back to my place to try out resting on my comfy stacks of hoard.
She took one sniff at it and just started giggling uncontrollably.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37031882
>we have milk at home

[Anonymous No.]

>>37031896
Congratulations moron, all the "Gold Coins" in your pathetic excuse of a hoard are NOT real gold coins. But are fake-ass worthless Creeping Coin Tokens. She gonna reject hour sorry ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37029539
>>37029809
>>37029539
>>37031266
> a lot of pol/itics - not reeeing, its fun to play with tropes

Tfw my Bicorn-waifu describes our foals as "my husbando's daughterfus" while sipping on her onions-grass tea

[Anonymous No.]

>>37031962
>arguing about gold or fake-gold
When every stacker knows its "Silver ends the Vamps"

[Anonymous No.]

>>37026459
>I want an aggressive Bicorn who not only encourages a harem, but regularly probes for more information about her husband's likes, dislikes, and preferences in order to make sure she always finds the perfect addition to the harem.
>hfw Anon asks for a hot loli-centaur
>then when she asks chestnut, palomino, etc, Anon replies 'dark, as midnight-dark as possible'
If she needs Anon to have a harem to be happy, can you mess with her to actually make a Bicorn jealous?
That way any fillies can also think she's their actual momster

[Anonymous No.]

>>37032011
>
Vamps, despite only being 1% of the undead, own 90% of all dark spooky castles
And the wights, skellys etc have to pay them rent

[Anonymous No.]

>I can still see you, worm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37032138
Can't she ever call me something nicer?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37032236
Do you prefer aggrandizing names in a sarcastic tone, or pet names in a sincere tone?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37032138
eye see

[Anonymous No.]

>>37032138
>worm
You killed my boner.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37032267
The latter, because the former has no meaningful difference from straight up insults.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37031905
>the milk was out of date

[Anonymous No.]

>>37032369
Hey, don't be mean to your hag wife!

[Anonymous No.]

Ever thought about the variors ways monsters would trap you inside
like yuki onnas with blizzards
or ryus with storms
or arachne webbing up the doors
or elementals trapping the doors with their power
or a minotaur just stitting on you

[Anonymous No.]

>>37032443
>or a minotaur just stitting on you
On my face, please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37032443
>Lich by making it so all the doors outside just lead back in
>Shoggoth doing the same.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37032459
that sounds like when you fuck around too much in portal

[Anonymous No.]

>>37032322
Such an adorable worm

[Anonymous No.]

>>37032369
>>the milk was out of date
Not drinking it fresh straight from the Jug(s)

[Anonymous No.]

>>37032369
new way to talk shit to hags just dropped

[Anonymous No.]

>>37032369
Would out of date milk turn into spoiled milk slime monsters?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37031421
poptarts

[Anonymous No.]

>>37031797
Rata tried to sell magazines to the Ice Queen and left in a big ice cube, not even the top Snuggle Scouts can hug that ice away!

[Anonymous No.]

>>37032681
Are poptarts really that good though?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37032668
i now REALLY want cow slimes/milk slimes

[Anonymous No.]

>>37032698
Looks like you're gonna have to give her some big, warm NUTS.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37032664
>BREAKING NEWS
>Hags all over MGC are receiving out of date milk in the mail
>It seems like this is a new form of attack from the sabbath
>IN other news, Cheshires are also getting this done to them, is it a coincidence that this happens when they have been considered cringe?

[Anonymous No.]

so christmas cake isnt the go to insult for old ladys anymore?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37032815
It's novel but I still prefer empty egg cartons. That one really gets 'em going

[Anonymous No.]

>>37032842
christmas cake was never an insult to begin with
it has christmas and cake in it, which everyone loves

[Anonymous No.]

how about wse stop fucusing on the old hags
and go for the neverous hakutaku that likes comic books?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37032872
Who's that?

[Anonymous No.]

I'm gonna call the clown a cow, slap her tits and run away

[Anonymous No.]

>>37032859
>christmas cake was never an insult to begin with
it came off to me as a ephanism

[Anonymous No.]

>>37032842
Christmas cake specifies women over 26 years old

[Anonymous No.]

>>37029091
I will consider her till my nuts flip inside out from cumming.

[Anonymous No.]

So whats the difference between aging like fine wine and aging like milk?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37032990
well milk ages like shit
wine gets better and more expensive with age

[Anonymous No.]

>>37032990
Fine wine aging is a vampire that was around to see the tudour era, but still looks 20
Aging like milk is something like the olsen twins

[Anonymous No.]

>>37033004
>googles it thinking they cant have ended up that bad
Jesus it looks like the life go sucked out of them

[Anonymous No.]

>>37031707
>The look practically all loli MGs give single men when they're in public

[Anonymous No.]

>>37033136
>who will the cops believe more?
The common statement made by rapist lolis. Run away to your nearest non loli cop to stay safe

[Anonymous No.]

>>37033015
Did they get Bogdanoff'ed?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>37033336
truly the mistress to the scarlet mansion has a lot of charisma

[Anonymous No.]

Help! Some succubus loli convinced me to let her sit on my lap. She then removed my pants and sat on my dick and now refuses to move. She has been sticking to me like a semen sucking tick for two days now.