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>> No.37071846

those are some thick lips

>> No.37071872

>chunky mummy nubis
gonna ruin her diet schedule by constantly impregnating

>> No.37071893

This artist has drawn actual MGE girls, why would you start the thread with his original ones? It's a nice pic, but it isn't OP material. This is /jp/.

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Echidnas only want one thing,and its gross

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Back from the dead, finally done with another request. This is for >>34090803. I know wurms aren't really this dumb, but I like the idiot cinnamon roll trope too much to pass up.


Probably going to work on the jinko story next.

>> No.37071914

/jp/ isn't a monstergirl board at all. Quit bitching and making multiple threads of your shite all the time.

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>> No.37071928

>/jp/ isn't a monstergirl board at all
Yes, you're right, it is otaku culture based around Japanese creations. Monster Girl Encyclopedia falls under this category. Western fanart of MGE would even fall under this. But western art of generic monster girls doesn't.

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I saw a man disappear in mofu.

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mofu very dangerous, holds many secrets/items/people
love the mofu, respect the mofu

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>> No.37071977

It's okay, he will be released once the ninth daughter is born.

>> No.37071984

Time for 7 days of non-stop sex.

>> No.37072025

But western art plus western ocs makes a bad op. People wouldn't need to make multiple threads if you and the other faggots got the op right.

>> No.37072030

Yes this is a nice thread and all but I'm afraid it's sorely lacking in sugma

>> No.37072036

Indeed, plenty of bofa though

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>> No.37072046

>ghost walking around with those bags of ectoplasm
just asking to be groped

>> No.37072053
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>it is otaku culture based around Japanese creations

>> No.37072060
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Smoke mice hags are the best

>> No.37072065

thank you anon, I needed something to be angry about

>> No.37072067

Otaku culture is based heavily on Japanese things. Not all Japanese things are Otaku, but all Otaku things trace back to Japan. This is easy to understand.

Do you see the Katawa Shoujo general here?

>> No.37072081
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Its b8, m8. Don't take the cake or you'll feel their weight

>> No.37072085

smokers are jokers, she gets the spray bottle

>> No.37072087

>t. Anon soon to be stuck in boobs for the months to come

>> No.37072090

I'm not falling for that, Cheshire
What's bofa?

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bofa of these fox titties in ya face

>> No.37072109

I can't believe how much I hate Pakaya, I need some lovely Jinko to wash away this awful taste

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dumb ghosts are no match for me! i played luigis mansion

>> No.37072132

THat is a fat fox.

>> No.37072149
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Fuck harpies, right in the ass so they fly funny afterwards.

>> No.37072163

I feel like this is a trap

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>> No.37072176

Monsters this thicc are dangerous for my dick. It should be illegal to be this meaty. I'm calling the Thicc Police.

>> No.37072178 [DELETED] 

The monster girl fan were driven off here in those items as well.

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>> No.37072191

The monster girl fans were driven off here in those times as well. This thread is just a forced reverse /vg/ import.

>> No.37072196

Ok, that one on the right needs her middle molested till she realizes she's FAT

>> No.37072207

Stop! I'll be driven into a breeding frenzy by fertile-looking monsters! I won't know how to stop impregnating them!

>> No.37072210

That post predates the /jp/ migration, and this thread did not come from /vg/.

>> No.37072212

Thanks magoose

>> No.37072218
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>western ocs
For a moment I read western orcs and I was going to call you some bad things

>> No.37072234

it ain't great but if isn't explictly /tg/ or h*live i'll stomach it.

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why stop, anon?

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love em mean and green

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Look at that bosom. Now that's a proper centaur.

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>she knows you're just a weak little humie, but even after twelve daughters, she still can't figure out what it is about you that makes her want to make a big, strong tribe together

>> No.37072266

But there isn't enough semen in my balls for how much I want to breed them.

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Do you dare enter...
The Breeding Nest ?

>> No.37072272

I need to find these beeg monster girls and impregnate the lot of them.

>> No.37072273

Noble ladies need giant titties to store all their chivalry

>> No.37072285

Do you think monsters are okay with letting their daughters watch them have sex with their father? What if they see them getting dicked into ahegaoing messes?

>> No.37072287

yea gotta get my kite back

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then make more
they all live in an area secluded from the rest of the world, do you dare venture to those lands

>> No.37072295

Anon, I've been leveling up just for this day.
I will find this land and breed the girls within it if its the last thing I do.

>> No.37072304

Fuck I hate when people use the word humie here, it reminds me of /tg/fags and crossboarder faggotry

>> No.37072305

There isn't any semen in your balls, because you balls don't make or store semen.

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>not doing it right out the gate
it sure doesn't seem like it if you wasted your time grinding

>> No.37072316

Bumpkin Pumpkin

>> No.37072319

because it is

>> No.37072321

Anon please, no one knows what the difficulty of that land may be, its no good to go in there underleveled.

>> No.37072332

>farming pumpkins gets you this
damn forget potatoes, gonna be a pumpkin farmer

>> No.37072335

Anon, I like you, and I love your stories, but what is this? why did you write this?

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why not? whats the worse thing that can happen

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>> No.37072346

>Local Halloween-themed Ancient Evil gives up plans for world domination.
>Settles down with the heroic farmer/scientist/soldier who set out to stop her.
>Now they run a farm together and she uses her
powers to grow crops!

>> No.37072352

You see, to get to the thickest girls I have to find the deepest part of this land.
Ergo, I must be a high level.

>> No.37072354

Western orcs don't belong here.

>> No.37072356

Aaaah, help! I want to make her GRAVID with daughters over and over again! My body won't stop churning up thick seed for impregnating thicc monsters!

>> No.37072361

He's still correct on a technicality.

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Says you

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>t. pig

>> No.37072373

Do I flat-out call her a country bumpkin or go all the way with country pumpkin?

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>> No.37072380

ummm tell big monsters that human dicks weren’t made to stay lodged between their tits for the entirety of the night

>> No.37072388

Do you want to get raped or raped while forced to wear a pumpkin head?

>> No.37072397

You're right. They need to be lodged as deep as possible in big monster pussy.

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Reminder if a human boy complains it’s allowed by law for his monster girl guardian to rape him until he cums a fountain. For coexistence.

>> No.37072418

But that's what the doctor wrote on the prescription. "Eight-hour paizuri", says it right here.

>> No.37072425
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It makes sense. Important things should be secured in safe places.

>> No.37072427

Big Kot

>> No.37072436

yeah thats dumb, the tits hold the head of the human while the arms pull him close and the legs force him to place his dick inside the monster

>> No.37072441

>t. Big virgin Lilim
S-Shut up! You are spreading the stereotypes that human men are breast addicts! They can’t know they can easily pin a man into submission just by crushing him with their brea-

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>> No.37072483

Correct. Humans are extremely vulnerable to cold. This is the most optimal way to warm them up.

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>> No.37072498

>getting cuaght
you deserve that and more

>> No.37072510

he walks the path of a saint.
i liked the wurm being a trufflepig, it's an evocative mental image

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mother nature is mighty thicc, I can't stop thinking about fucking her instead of listening to her tell me how to plant potatoes

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caution: fox tatters and fox milk

>> No.37072555

>caution: fox tatters and fox milk
what am I, gay?

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pour one out tonight for all the boys who lost to siths or slimes

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nothing wrong with slimes

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>> No.37072593

slimes are angels

>> No.37072602

I like siths. i was not brainwashed by the coochie, everyone should try siths at least once there's no HELPing how great they are.

>> No.37072607

>slimes are bad
you are wrong

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>> No.37072623

I love these cute fucking idiots

>> No.37072629

She's too blue to be an Angel

>> No.37072630

>is blue
should I tell him?

>> No.37072639

You saying there aren't blue angels?

>> No.37072644

pure ones aren't blue

>> No.37072653

just because she stole a halo doesn't make her an angel

>> No.37072654

nonsense, their base form is immaterial to human perception. so don't worry if your angel has horns, wings, black sclera, tail, forked tongue, that sort of thing

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Bullshit. I see the halo and she has an angelic figure. She's clearly an angel.

>> No.37072677

>being this dumb
goddamn, you make wurms look like rocket scientists

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Wurms CAN be rocket scientists, it's 2021. Don't discriminate

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>Wild west outlaw Anon grew concerned after a group of monster bounty hunters hogtied him and rode back into town
>He grew increasingly concerned as they rode past the Sheriff's office and towards the saloon they had turned into their makeshift headquarters

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Anon, halo = angel. There's not much else to say.

>> No.37072706

go home elf, you're drunk

>> No.37072717

damn, if you believe that, I got some land that has no monster on it to sell you

>> No.37072718

>Yeah kid I got your Frisbee off of old paladin Gregory's roof.
>But you gotta pay me back before I give it to you...

>> No.37072730

If the main skin color of demons is red, that means blue is the color of angels!

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>Nyan. Remember I am only wearing this when we are alone at home.. tell anyone about this and you are getting a clubbing with the macuahuitl nya!

>> No.37072747

>anon immediately takes his cat wife and shows her off to the tribe

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>No fluffy wings to embrace me with
go home elf, you're drunk

>> No.37072768

>I wonder what 'God damnit husband' sounds like in the aztec cat language

>> No.37072780

Aproximately the same as the sound of someone getting clubbed by a macuahuitl

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getting awful holy in here

>> No.37072794

Stupid jungle kots and their obsolete weaponry

>> No.37072806

Then why do men keep losing to it?

>> No.37072814

on purpose, aztec cat pussy is just that good

>> No.37072818

>I thought you said I was the bounty
>you are
>you're also the payment

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Oh deer

>> No.37072834

Godspeed on the soviet cat story comrade

>> No.37072835

>Those are some interesting tanlines sister.

>> No.37072854

why does she have such big horns?

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remember to donate panties to your local church
poor nuns can't afford panties

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When the portals open what diety will you worship, anon?
The Demon Lord, like a basic bitch? The Chief God? The Fallen God? Eros? Some hipster lovecraftian 'Mistress of the Abyss' type girl?

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>> No.37072872

Let in the deer! She's definitely not a yandere rapist!

>> No.37072873

Attracting mates.

Ok but the only source I can get them from only sells crotchless panties out of principal

>> No.37072888

fallen god is pretty ok but i figure i'll make a cult somewhere where i worship nuns

>> No.37072900

nune but nun

>> No.37072905

So Hathor?

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nah, the saint of our milky lady

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Does Hathor accept female priestesses of the flatter variety?

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>> No.37072927

Still sounds like a Hathorite offshoot.

>> No.37072936

She's about THICK in general, not just in the chest.
So thick loli thighs and a fat loli ass would be welcome.

>> No.37072939

My dragon priestess wife worships Ares, Eros, Hathor, and the Fallen God. I, while not being particularly religious, will secretly be praying to Tiamat in the hopes she blesses my wife with the ability to birth any dragon subspecies.

>> No.37072940

Of course, Hathor accepts all, though don’t expect them to stay flat for very long.

>> No.37072949
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maybe but It actually turned into its own thing nuns with venus bodies in tight habits are better than priestesses showing it all off

>> No.37072955

>ywn have a secret affair with a milky nun

>> No.37072967

is that nun ok? she's blushing alot and steaming

>> No.37072971

Religious buildings typical have good acoustics, it’s not gonna stay a secret.

>> No.37072974

>>secret affair
>in a nunnery
>where all the nuns are in close proximity to each other and the walls are thin and good acoustics

>> No.37072981

I'm not sure which to worship

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who would have thought an entire convent could have a dozen immaculate conceptions all at the same time? better get the pope (female) over here to celebrate

>> No.37072991

>good acoustics
>one day anon finally gets caught
>he thinks he will be separated from his milky lover
>other nuns just tell them to be more quiet as they could hear it from day one
>you and your nun blush as the nuns describe how hard it is to pray with the sex noises and the loud "Give me your children!"

>> No.37072996

>tfw ywn do this and wake up surrounded by nuns

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>tfw ywn be a young naive anon and get told you have a white devil within you that needs to be milked out by the holy mother superior every night

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Mistress of the abyss sounds the most fun of the bunch,ngl

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>You've yee'd your last haw partner

>> No.37073035

snake cult, demon cult, or snakedemon cult. all's good

>> No.37073052

>holy mother superior is being visited by big shot paladin
>as she is being praised, naive anon shows up
>he asks to be milked of his white devil again
>paladin raises an eyebrow while mother superior tries to motion anon to leave
>as naive anon explains in detail all the holy work that was done to him, mother superior can only look away sweating bullets as paladin glares at her

>> No.37073057

dragon cult, they need our help

>> No.37073076

What are the requirements for the Echidna cults? i doubt they accept male members

>> No.37073079

>the paladin is pissed that she didn't share him and she has been hogging him all this time

>> No.37073103

>she's also pissed that this is the fourth mother superior they have to replace THIS MONTH
>always for preying on gullible anons

>> No.37073128

what did the other three do?

>> No.37073151

one tricked an anon by saying she needs help with the "mother" part of mother superior
another got caught using an anon as her holy chair
the last one got caught riding an anon on the alter when she lost track of time and forgot about morning service

>> No.37073158

>She's definitely not a yandere rapist!
I've heard the stories about Ms. White Horn, she's a baby crazy christmas cake! She looks content with the snow up to her chest, she'll be fine

>> No.37073192

the sea bishop of the frozen wastes

>> No.37073195

>she's a baby crazy christmas cake
gonna open that door and yell "i need a wife"

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>> No.37073240

Woah! Real fox funbags!

>> No.37073241

>open the door and yell "I NEED A WIFE"
>the words cut through the cold, winter air straight to Ms. White Horn
>she's never had someone so brazenly propose to her like this
>she blushes so hard the snow melts around her steaming body
>in a panic, she runs off into the woods leaving a trail of melted snow in her wake

>> No.37073254

Let the hunt begin!

>> No.37073270

>anon waits but she never comes back
>he sighs sadly as he once again gets rejected by his crush
>neighbor yeti asks him if she said yes yet
>when anon replies no, she pats him on the back and tells him there's always next time
poor anon

>> No.37073298 [SPOILER] 
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I remember

>> No.37073346
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How do I join a witch coven as the familiar? Do I simply show up and ask them?

>> No.37073362

go up to them and grab their tits

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what are your familiar credentials anon? what kind of personality are you bringing to the table? gotta put you with the right witch anon

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That doesn't seem like a good idea.

I have none, I'm a rookie but I'm willing to do whatever it takes!

>> No.37073495

trust me, it'll be a great way to introduce yourself

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>no experience
you and this witch in training can figure it out together

>> No.37073521

sounds like a country boy used to holstaur greetings

>> No.37073536

country boy better not go to sabbath meetings then

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But I'm applying for the coven not one witch

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If this is a B+ cow what's an A+ cow?

>> No.37073569

Believe me, far easier on yourself to be involved with one witch than a whole coven, especially after the one who introduces you to the coven spends personal time with you and becomes enamored with you.

>> No.37073592

that's why you make a coven with your training witch
that's what you get for not going to familiar school

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My mom always told to me aim high and so will I do, your words won't stop me!

>> No.37073625

That's right our words won't, your body will though.

>> No.37073626

I never went to familiar school
All I did was kick down the door, laughed at all the old hags I saw, and called them dirty, perverted, ancient, eggless, dust old hagsnthat never'll get a man. And the rest is history

>> No.37073643

I like most of them too much to just pick one, might focus on whoever is in charge of milk though. Bastet is pretty nice too.

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>i can do anything
sure showed us anon, here's your very own coven

>> No.37073645

One of those fancy wagyu holtstaurs, the ones that get massages and beer.

>> No.37073663

Does ballbusting allow for better essence extraction?

>> No.37073691

ballbusting aside, that's a cool Lich design.

>> No.37073740

>haughty holst who expects you to pamper her everyday
bet her milk tastes fancy

>> No.37073765

Probably but hometown, hard working holst is there to comfort you at the end of the day.

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Would it even be legal or okay for an adult man to try hitting on highschool girls or "JKs" in MGE's Zipangu?

>> No.37073799

Anon, they're more likely to hit on you.
So yes.

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>You have ONE new notification

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How are we supposed to resist kot butt?

>> No.37073951

How did she even get this number

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you can't aslong as they are not cringe

>> No.37073977

Cheshire knows many things.

>> No.37073980

>honeymoon is coming up next month
>want to get absolutely destroyed
>...but in a way that's special for your cheshire wife
>on your way back from work, you stop by a dark mage's shop
>thankfully there are no other customers in the shop
>you're about to ask for something heretical
>in whispered tones you ask her if she can do it
>the look she gives you could kill the Chief God
>after explaining the entirety of your plan, she's a little more receptive
>"You sure you know what you're doing boy?"
>you assure her, you know your wife better than anyone
>"whatever you say. it will take a few weeks though, just so you know"
>you pay for the two items, and schedule picking them up the day of your honeymoon
>fastfoward to then, work has been hectic - which has made time fly by
>your evenings have been filled with the usual welcome-home pranks
>in the years since you've been married, you've been able to come to an agreement on no pranks while you're at work, so she makes sure to double down when you're at home with her
>ass-pizza, fake front door, electric door knob, rubber forks, aphrodesiac spilled in the AC
>the works
>all followed by lots of lovemaking of course
>but nontheless, the special day has arrived
>you pick up the two gifts on your way home
>you run inside and start preparing dinner, thankfully you were able to keep her out of the house with a promise of a surprise
>boy is she about to get one
>a few hours pass, dinner is finally ready and she's due home any minute
>you put on the finishing touches - you're not the best cook in the world, but you had some tips from your friend's kikimora wife
>a beautiful romantic dinner
>and just on time, she walks in the door
>dressed in an absolutely stunning sheer black lace dress with matching leggings and garters
>her smug levels: off the charts
>you sit down, lovey dovey talk while you eat
>a little later you both finish, and you leave to "bring desert"
>you come back with a small wooden box and set it on the dining table
>her eyes are like diamonds, she LOVES mysteries, and this was certainly unexpected
>holy fuck you could watch her drool over puzzles all day, ears and tail twitching and swishing, her face scrunched up as she thinks
>her curiosity turns to confusion as she pulls out two identical vials of perfectly clear liquid
>you take the vials from her hands, and lead her upstairs to your bedroom
>you quickly pour a vial in each of the wine glasses already prepared there
>you explain that you had the dark mage prepare two extremely potent (and expensive, though she could learn about that later) potions
>one was the most powerful aphhrodesiac human or mamano could take and suffer no ill side effects from
>the other had no effect on libido, but instead prevented whoever ibibed it from orgasming for "up to a week" the mage had claimed
>you're chest to chest, holding both wine glasses in your hands
>"i dont know which is which, but i'm letting you pick"
>her smug levels are off the charts as she grabs one from your hands, and drinks the entire thing in one gulp

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sorry for the anons i promised a story about raiju last thread, i got around 2k words into it and i just wasnt feeling the prompt much at all, so hopefully this is a good enough consolation for now until i can write around this block a bit better

>> No.37074025

Ah, my phone has been hacked...

>> No.37074040

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that many monsters can be NEETS
Baphos included.

Some just aren't built for that anti-tit life.

>> No.37074059

Essentially, Zipangese Highschool-aged girls or JKs will actively hit on adult or older men in the same vein as you see in Japanese duojins and hentai. Though I guess it is safe to assume having romantic and sexual relationships with JKs is socially acceptable and legal in Monstergirl lands because of their culture.

Though can the same even apply for HUMAN highschool girls too? I mean, in the world of MGE, what are the thoughts of the parents and or family of these human girls who are in relationships with older men? Just as acceptable by parents of mamono and Incubi? Because the human girl is going to monsterize or is in process of monsterization???

Don't "/tg/" me, surely this is a valid question regarding the relationship statuses of human women in the MGE setting.

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>have neet succ friend
>always take care of her liking cleaning her house and cooking for her
>is always "rewarded" with one of her lewd fan fictions
>the male character weirdly has the same name has you
>she always stutters that its a coincidence
how to get a neet out of the house?

>> No.37074115

Considering that MGE has the order/human lands being in the medieval period/fantasy medieval?
Not outside marriage, no.
And 'high school' wouldn't real exist outside academies and the girls going there would have arranged marriages if anything.

>> No.37074123

just grab her before you leave to do something

>> No.37074124

Take her out to pick up some limited edition collectors set or to do tabletop gaming.
In person has a feel that digital can't match.

>> No.37074148

>Anon gets butt dialed again

>> No.37074171

>dragging your neet out while she's still in her casual outfit
poor girl is going to faint from embarrassment

>> No.37074200

and? tell her if she comes out of her neet cave with you and does something with you, You'll wear that lewd cosplay from those gachas she likes to play

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The foxes are closing in, soon, no avenue of escape will remain

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two years after i told myself i was going to wean myself from these threads im still here.

>> No.37074212

why would I run from heaven on earth?

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Because they are going to make you pay taxes to the local government which they control.

>> No.37074230

I'll pay it by turning tricks on the corner and not with the money I have offshore

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>You'll wear that lewd cosplay from those gachas she likes to play
>she gets super motivated and actually doesn't act like a neet in public
>except when she's drooling about the coming prize
>get back home
>she gives you a skimpy outfit to wear as she licks her lips
>put it on and its actually quite comfy so you come out not feeling nervous
>she has a blank face as you wiggle around commenting that it feels like you're wearing nothing at all
>she passes out with a nosebleed
>you didn't think that was possible, just something from her animes

>> No.37074247

>throw tofu at foxes
Avenue of escape found, foxes are too easy

>> No.37074261

>What does a lazy worker and a gun have in common?
They don't fire themselves?

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Anon cant complain he wasnt warned

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>> No.37074357

she should have known what she was signing up for when she took him on that alter

>> No.37074363

What if anon wanted to get spanked by the macuahuitl

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Man, those shrine maidens really need to be more careful, they keep locking me in the shrine at night by accident, thankfully I have managed to slip out a window each time before the fox in charge noticed I was still inside after the visiting hours were over.

>> No.37074405

>shrine maidens and fox enter room where they locked up that cutie anon
>he's gone
>shrine maidens pout while fox has deranged look
poor anon is gonna get gang banged right as he steps into the shrine next time

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dumb fox couldn't rape her way out of a paper bag

>> No.37074506

Ass Invaders from Planet Phuk!
In theaters now!

>> No.37074516

might need to workshop that title a little more

>> No.37074527

I need a smug, shortstack empress mamamo of some sort.

>> No.37074542
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Monstergirls with BIG MEATY CLAWS!

>> No.37074543

>"hohoho....if i lay down defenseless, anon will surely have sex with me!"
>anon just carries her home and puts her to bed
dumb fox

>> No.37074632
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You're having a rough day, then all of a sudden a bright cheery face comes in to try and make things better. Do you consider?

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what kind of chant would she cheer for you anon?

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I prefer big meaty hands instead, also that kind of reaction pic doesn't belong on /jp/

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Hope you are ready to marry, anon

>> No.37074699

What would be the monstergirl world equivalent of Dungeon Meshi?

>> No.37074854

Anon anon he's the man!
He can open up the can!
>Presents a can of green beans
Goooooooooo anon~

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This man has lost his composure.

>> No.37074921

thats a spicy looking demon you got their friend

>> No.37074925
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Monstergirl settings tend to have great human women in them. They know what they have to compete with.

>> No.37075026

whoever comes to me in my time of need the fastest.

other that none.

>> No.37075034

What monster girl is Red Riding Hood?

>> No.37075086

>Wack Anonymous

>> No.37075109

Welcome to Crazy Bapho's Cunny Shack how may I serve you today?

>> No.37075140

Werewolf. Notice the wolf ear.

>> No.37075141

I want Mr & Mrs. Smith but with a monster girl as Mrs. Smith.

>> No.37075150
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>Me and my bro sign up as gladiators
>Arena managers don't let us in as actual competitors only as a pre-act
>Say we might get hurt by the bigger stronger monsters
>Or that we wouldn't put up a good fight
>Bullshit, we'll give em a good show
>Toss our demon silver swords at the start of the match and get to grappling
>Begin the most chad of all fighting
>Greco Roman wrestling
>We don't wrestle on the ground at all and are only going for takedown points
>Hip tosses, suplexes, reverse arm tosses, wheeler whips and any other throws the most chad of all wrestling moves
>We're probably making every alp, p'orc, yeti and amazon's panties wet, from thinking about wrestling a greased up half nude guy
>Eventually go with a throw a bit too hard
>Scrape my head against a rock
>Start bleeding profusely from my forehead
>Honestly it looks worse than it is
>Vampire's salivating, dhampirs pretending not to salivate, guards having to hold back vamp mosquitoes
>They call in the jinko to break up the fight
>Both of us knew this was coming
>Pretend to be unconscious so the jinko focuses on him fully
>He tries dive under her pounce but she catches his leg and drags him back pinning him
>Take this as my signal to go
>Lock my arms around the fat feline's waist and use my legs to lift
>Quads are burning, glutes are tight, have to force myself to remember to breathe
>Manage to lift her straight up, leaving a very confused cat who's never been picked up before
>Can't finish the suplex as big cat is too big, and her legs are still mostly on the ground slack even though I'm holding her up
>Bro comes along to help finish this by flipping her legs to help complete the suplex
>Roll out before big cat ass crushes me and pounce on her for the pin
>We didn't really physically beat her as that suplex was the softest thing ever and the pin was pretty weak too
>But emotionally that must've been devastating, getting lifted by a man half your size and pinned, absolutely shameful
>Celebrate before the booing crowd
>Guess they all bet on the jinko winning
>Make our exit stage left
>Guess we forgot which exit was which cause were in the jinko pen
>And they aren't even all sleeping they're working out
>Bet some rata is recording this and is gonna title this "Poor little boys enter the jinko pen"

>> No.37075197

How do I evolve a Cheshire Cat into a Cheshire Tiger?

>> No.37075534
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>Isekaied into MGE world
>Find yourself outside on a forest trail
>It's starting to rain
>See an old monument in the distance
>Decide to take refuge in there until the storm passes
>Walk inside the doorway
>Immediately see pic related swing her axe at you
>She cleanly hacks you from your shoulder down to your crotch
Thank goodness demon silver doesn't do physical damage or pain, or else you'd have been bisected right then and there.

But how do you feel losing so quickly to a mino?

>> No.37075713

>a world class secret agent and a top ranking Kunoichi marry one another but they don’t know the other is an assassin
It’ll spawn a trilogy of movies and a mediocre tv series that ends after four seasons.

>> No.37075714

Don't become a teacher in MGC unless you want to end up with half the class as your harem.

>> No.37075719

>Thank goodness demon silver doesn't do physical damage or pain
What does demons silver feel like anyhow?
Getting chopped in two would probably still hurt from how horny you're gonna end up being.
Or you just passout from all the spirit energy loss.

>> No.37075723

>tfw no plump porc cheering for you to knock her up with lots of piglets

>> No.37075729

lusty heat, if that makes any sense

>> No.37075732

It's not any easier being a student either. You'll end up with five teachers asking you to stay after school for "hands-on lessons"

>> No.37075744

So become a teacher, got it.

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Any last words before you get married?

>> No.37075920

stopping by to say i love shoggy, hi /mgt/.

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>> No.37075954

>You'll end up with five teachers asking you to stay after school for "hands-on lessons"
Might as well roll to see what teachers I get.


I'm gonna go with the lizardgirl PE teacher.

>> No.37076049
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the pompoms are a part of her

>> No.37076050

>Sea Bishop
>Ice Queen
I don’t know how I’ve attracted the attention of such s variety of monster girls or even why some of them are teachers in the first place but I do know that I fear for my virginity.

>> No.37076059
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oh no

>> No.37076130

Why does anon get all the hot teachers and I get the alp and skeleton teachers?

>> No.37076329

>owl mage
Seducitive mwees from a milfy greenworm sound kinda good

>> No.37076453
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I want to touch salamander tail.

>> No.37076473

Either that or a bunch if hags that can barely fit in the uniform and have prehistoric slang

>> No.37076504

>Zipangese Highschool-aged girls or JKs will actively hit on adult or older men in the same vein as you see in Japanese duojins and hentai. Though I guess it is safe to assume having romantic and sexual relationships with JKs is socially acceptable and legal in Monstergirl lands because of their culture.
The JCs and JSes would hit on men in monster lands too.

>> No.37076728

What monster girl has the best tail to grab during sex?

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>> No.37076803
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The cape is for trapping human boys.

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>tfw you will never pop a shota potion, put on pajamas and spend all Halloween cuddled up with your Dark Mage momster/wife on the couch watching lots of cheesy Halloween movies
>when the sun goes down, the movies are swapped out for Halloween themed pornos, and you both give each other a real "treat"

>> No.37076842
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Loli Salamanders and loli Dragons with tails you can close your fingers around.

>> No.37076961

>Defeat loli dragon by grabbing her tail making her go mere female lizard without even realizing it.

>> No.37076993

>tfw ywn roleplay as disobedient student and your dark mage momster wife, the teacher.
>tfw ywn get molested for being a bad boy and edged for being naughty
>tfw ywn get brutally raped by her until you are a mess thats mindbroken to be a good boy

>> No.37077006

The huge tits and body stocking are what trapped me.

>> No.37077027
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Would you trust her?

>> No.37077047

I don't know any fairys that are human sized, so no. She'll stay a cringe virgin for another dumb anon

>> No.37077080

I need gentle momdom from a Dark Mage calling me a good boya.

>> No.37077159

thats also very nice, but I like it when its a slow burn, slowly coddling you unitl you can't go to work without drinking her milk from the tap

>> No.37077165

>Sorry Miss, I don't like fairies.
>It's a shame you aren't a succubus.
>I'd definitely let in a succubus.

>Haha, I'm actually a succubus.
>See, look at my tail and wings!
>I'm a succubus, so let me in!

>Yeah, yeah, sure you are, Miss Fairy.
>Go bother someone else.

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I was hoping for a succubus, but since she claims to be a fairy I will have to decline.

>> No.37077316

now.... what did miss haku tell me to do in this situation?

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>I want a succubus
you just attracted a flock anon

>> No.37077360

Worth it

>> No.37077586
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Where does your wife fall on the smug chart?

>> No.37077597

Why not a brown, muscular princess?

>> No.37077618


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>> No.37077786

tail not thick enough, catch and release

>> No.37077862

preferably something eldritch, yes. I'd like to do rituals that summon eldritich entities into this realitiy so they can 'feed' off of me. Maybe one would be summoned more permanently, and would feed off of me whenever they wanted to. perhaps eldritch gf

>> No.37077896

sad clown with happy mask on the small part of the scale, happy mask with an ever bigger smug clown grin on the top of the scale

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>> No.37077962

Is it true I have to impregnate my sex ed teacher to get an A+?

>> No.37077981

its how you get an A-

>> No.37077995

What do you have to do for an A+ then?

>> No.37078017

impregnate the princpal who totally isn't larping as a student sitting right next to you, nearly bursting out of her uniform which is two sizes too small

>> No.37078064
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>> No.37078076

what happened here? why is this fox nun flat?

>> No.37078086

he asked how to ace his class, not how to get his diploma early

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>> No.37078110

why not both?

>> No.37078140

It's better if you don't understand the context

>> No.37078142

Marry her before/during/after the impregnation

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>> No.37078209

Who would want an idiot for a wife?

>> No.37078223

me but I'd rather not have one thats also cringe

>> No.37078225

Impregnate the class

>> No.37078249

this is super cute

>> No.37078265

Yikes that a terrible combination

>> No.37078276

half-stirrup sock was a strange decision

>> No.37078277
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Poor cringecats never had it harder.

>> No.37078300

When monsters become momsters do they become wiser?

>> No.37078330

>Anon is the only male in his entire class
>And they're about to start having sex ed classes
At least they can teach him how to be a good dad as well.
I remember the doujin that basically had that premise.

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>tfw sole male worker in a female-only onsen

>> No.37078397

Marrying and mating with your entirely female sex ed class
That's be what, ~29 wives?
I've only ever known inner-city public school class sizes)

>> No.37078416

You can't fight with a lantern!

>> No.37078438

>catch and release
Would do this with a loli Salamander every day, you can't just go around and steal little girls.

>> No.37078482

>actually going INTO the monument
>not sheltering in cover nearby to spend a day or two scouting it out
minotaur mince deserved it

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>> No.37078614

Must be difficult being a pirate or sailor in the MGE. Imagine finding a lost treasure of an unspeakable power, lustful energy radiating off of it, and carrying it back to a Demon Realm to sell it and retire young, only to have it attaract a literal swarm of monster girls hungry for you, the artefact and your crew

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>> No.37078651
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Nah, just let me fall overboard and get snatched by an enormous mommy kraken.

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>> No.37078697

fuck, how am I supposed to resist not just stuffing my head in between her tits and stick my dick in between her thighs

>> No.37078714

Don't you want to learn magic, anon? You can't cast spells if you're wedged between her mammaries

>> No.37078726

I know... its too good not to pass that up. Just for a bit more....

>> No.37078736

But you're not supposed to learn spells, you're supposed to help her learn better ones

>> No.37078759

humans and incubi are excellent mana batteries!

>> No.37078765

Exactly. Get to work, familiar.

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>> No.37078861

>Imagine finding a lost treasure of an unspeakable power, lustful energy radiating off of it
I want to accidentally fish up a shoggoth artifact that binds a shoggoth to me.
I want a shoggoth ship.

>> No.37078919

Hehe, imagine if you were strapped to her body with your dick in her pussy which milks you whenever she needs extra mana.

>> No.37078934

She was evil, and her power was sealed. Now she is being forced to repent.
surely you wouldn’t unseal the evil fox, right?

>> No.37078962
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Stop that! Humans are proud respectable adults that are more than mana cumpumps and- nyaaAAA~

>> No.37078971

>t. catgirl whiteknight

>> No.37078982
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Why is the onsen filled with Mountain Dew?

>> No.37078994

>legendary captain cursed to never set a foot on land as his ship doesnt allow him to leave

>> No.37079002

>mage uses strongest spell
>and again
>and again
>enemy virgin hoodlum monster girl is super pissed every time she does it she hears the boy moaning in pleasure as he is forced to cum inside her to recharge the mana

>> No.37079005

if he wants to go to land, the shoggoth can just become land. She doesn't see the issue.

>> No.37079014

its for gamers

>> No.37079038

Yet another advantage of beeg monster girls

>> No.37079052
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>yesyes you are an independent “adult” human that can sleep alone. Now take that duck out, these breasts are not gonna warm themselves.

>> No.37079065

No, it’s my duck, You can’t have Ser Quackington XVIII no matter how cold your tits are!

>> No.37079066

why my poor duck, why are you so mean?

>> No.37079083

After the Dark Mages discovered how easy it was to use their husbands as mana batteries, the sales of Lustsilk(tm) bodysuits shot up immensely.

>> No.37079094

This just sounds like a budget mindflayer. Not a bad thing, mind.

>> No.37079100

I bet the danukis are behind this

>> No.37079121
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wtf don't let my wife knows thi-

>> No.37079135

What do monsters that aren't nearly twice their husband's height do? Buy a dark-matter containment float and use that to have their husband hover next to them? Get a gremlin to build them an assistant automaton? Levitation magic to keep them suspended by their side? Simply polymorph them to be smaller?

>> No.37079163
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In MGQ the loli monsters just knocked you out and topped you
The taller than you monsters and angels but not that tall used magic circles to keep (You) up in place to have forced sex like doggystyle.
There is one monster girl game that the fairy shrinks the guy to be her size and rapes him that way. I don't remember the name though.
In LustGrimm some succs used age regression magic.

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She reminded me of the Fallen Maidens' half elf, though in her case the parents weren't lovers

>> No.37079202

Desire Dungeon?

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I just love when lonely girls get their love

>> No.37079232

I dunno but now I will surely try. It's rare to see fairies winning. They are always the helpers in the fairy tales.

>> No.37079242

Sounds pretty amazing if you ask me.

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>> No.37079261

>It's one of the few ships that can actually take you to the abyss and back
>Though for some reason people who go to the abyss rarely want to come back

>> No.37079269 [SPOILER] 
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Please enjoy this completely normal kitsune.

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>> No.37079582
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Alright stinky, virgin boy! We're gonna toss you into a room for 1 week. The room will have an extremely large bed, a small bathroom attached, a small kitchen, but no windows, and the door will be bolted shut. There are three rooms you can choose from. All of them are the same except for one thing, the inhabitants.

You can pick from the room with the:
>5 holstaurs
>5 imps
>5 lamias
Aphrodisiacs will be filtered into the room through the vents to ensure you don't leave the room with your virginity intact.

Which room you gonna pick virgin boy?
If you don't pick one, we'll throw you into the loli, matango pit!

>> No.37079612

I'll take on the Imps. They're the smallest and therefore the weakest!

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Depends what the Lamias are like, either them or Holsts.

>> No.37079632

That's a tough choice, being smothered by five cows or wrapped up in five powerful snake tails. I guess I'd go for the cows.

>> No.37079658

I'll drag you in with me you succuslut.

>> No.37079659

How big can the holsts be? Can they be 8 ft tall and extra milfy with regura spice as well

>> No.37079702

>stinky virgin
Nah, why did the success talk about herself like that?

>> No.37079731

anon, there is not enough (you) for five tails without each girl just superficially touching you, defeating the whole purpose of the wrapping. At least five bosoms can be evenly distributed across you without loosing any of their charm

>> No.37079736

What game?

>> No.37079744

probably the Lamia, but i don't mind between the and the holstaurs

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5 sneks of course

Hope they milk me with their long tongues

>> No.37079800

There will be nothing left of me to be seen from the outside, trapped inside an impenetrable lamia fortress.

>> No.37079823

Can I bring a special mask with me if I take the holst room?

>> No.37079848

no, only a straw hat an overall and some worn out boots

>> No.37079856

Really? I want to give the gals there a gift

>> No.37079857

Succuslut is stronger than you and already married. Which is why she didn't pounce on you instead.
If you did manage to drag her in anyways, she'll cast a debuff spell on you to make you super sensitive to touch and then teleport out and cackle at your screams as you ejaculate from the first finger touching you inside.

All the holsts are definitely taller than the average man. I don't know how tall exactly. You'll have to go in and find out.

You pick now, and we're tossing you in immediately after. No chance for you to go home and grab whatever mask you want to take with you, unless you already have it with you.

>> No.37079881

About time people started upgrading 2hus into mge girls.

>> No.37079908

Thank god, I swiped a couple of bogie masks before leaving the clowntown

>> No.37079979

They will be forced to take turns, this cannot possibly backfire.
Snake room it is

>> No.37080042

You've done it. You reached the end of the dungeon and defeated the dire matango end boss. The treasure is yours! What riches or magical artifacts might there be? You open the chest, and...

>> No.37080062
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And you forget to post the pic because you are mentally damaged.

>> No.37080078

does this imply there is more than just one ass in there?

>> No.37080080

"10% jabberwock's all-you-can-eat buffet dinner coupon (some restrictions apply) (time limit 1 hour) (offer not valid in all alaska or hawaii)"

>> No.37080086
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It’s Greenworm again!

>> No.37080115

best item in the whole loot table

>> No.37080139

A golden clown with a golden crown in a golden town on the day of the golden mound

>> No.37080163

You have done it. Your rolling techniques paved the way to the final boss but she kicked your ass with her insta-kill attack. She is streaming this LIVE to all her hag friends: you are being raped, forced to cum inside her for the 12th time in a row, your pathetic resistance of biting her nipple only yielded you a “ufufufu” from her and a bunch of comments in her stream like “aww human baby is growing his teeth” followed by hefty donations.
How do you get out of this situation before she puts the wedding ring on your finger?

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please close the lid she's having a very pleasant dream about being alone in a blood bank

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a chest filling ass or multiple, many options

>> No.37080252

And you may find yourself living in a shotgun shack
And you may find yourself in another part of the world
And you may find yourself behind the wheel of a large automobile
And you may find yourself in a beautiful house, with a beautiful wife
And you may ask yourself, "Well, how did I get here?"

>> No.37080267

I'm fucked anyway, so might as well put on a good show and get her more donations

>> No.37080269

Why would I do, if I lost, might as well give them a show

>> No.37080310

Begin acting out those doujins where old hags fuck the cute boy silly I found in some chests near her room as well acting as slutty as can I as well

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>> No.37080427
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>> No.37080461

>chest filling ass
Goddamn, that is one thick chesh, just thinking about all that ass makes me wonder how thick she must be and how much titty she got

>> No.37080519

>I ordered Tit lovers not Ass lovers this time.

>> No.37080577
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Lamias. They provide such intimate hugs.

>> No.37080619

Jokes on her I'm great at escape rooms

>> No.37080632

Very important question
What kind of snakes we talkin here?

>> No.37080635

Imps because they are cute and funny!

>> No.37080646

a map to regura milf town, a shota potion, slutty cosplay for men, and a hover board

>> No.37080647

Ordinary lamias

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>> No.37080768

fucking boring, couldnt they at least be white?

>> No.37080812

Because white snakes are rare and we found it impossible to find five to stick in the room. They just wouldn't have it, so we opted ordinary lamias instead. Lamias are jealous girls, but shirohebis are next lever.

>> No.37080820

Yank it off!

>> No.37080958

dont know why i like these kinds of gloves so much. they look good for handholding

>> No.37080961

How would alp response to you will never be woman copypasta?

>> No.37080984

other than manticores, who has the best 'alternate pussy'? succubus tail pussy? arachne spinneret?

>> No.37081008

She's about to get spanked.

>> No.37081015

I don’t get it, what is this lizard trying to tell me?

>> No.37081016

post pics. easy.

>> No.37081119

look confused and go on with their day. doesn't apply to them since they're biologically women

>> No.37081126

I think that an alp that has found a husband wouldn't give a shit.
Hell, most alps that have just accepted themselves wouldn't give a shit since they are actually biological women at that point.

>> No.37081129


>> No.37081164

Friendly reminder that Monday is daughteru dicking day! Start the week off right with a healthy serving of daughteru cunny!

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>> No.37081270

you should be shot

>> No.37081282

Rip off her tail, grill it, and eat it.

It grows back anyways.

She wants you to stick a body part of yours up her rump. Fingers, tongue, toe, maybe even your pee-pee if you're a freak.

>> No.37081296

she's showing off her new underwear to you, her best friend
make sure to compliment her

>> No.37081318
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>Clown Pussy
Don't use an acronym for that.

>> No.37081446
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But I love my clussy and she loves me

>> No.37081526

I am going to drink her breastmilk and there is nothing you can do to stop me.

>> No.37081570

I see human ears

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hope you've been a good boy this year or krampus chan will have to fuck you straight kehehehehe

>> No.37081814
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Chesh has destroyed another piece of office equipment. How will you punish her to ensure she doesn't do it again?

>> No.37081816

Can I ask for a spanking if I was a good boy?

>> No.37081843

You should shoot your hot sticky cummies into your daughteru's cunny, you rat bitch.

>> No.37081919

Send her to Underland.

>> No.37081928

firing her old and cringe ass and hiring the bogie instead as I should

>> No.37082074

God damn it, if what you wanted was a re-write you should have left the old versions as they were, not kill them all.

>> No.37082194

>Thus curls the monkey's paw

>> No.37082235

i like whatever tentacle has going on.
i'd try a jabberwock tentacle or a chimera snake tail

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>> No.37082357

Any stories that are tearjerkers?

>> No.37082363

Aren't they in the mega archive?

>> No.37082370


>> No.37082397

guys I'm super scared right now

>> No.37082443

that cupboard won't stop the shog anon

>> No.37082460

This Mummy is too high leveled

>> No.37082476

>anon gets stuck in a storm
>is able to get to a nearby mansion to ask for help
>writhing mass of unspeakable, unknowable maid chases him through the building
>is able to barricade himself in a room
>takes this opportunity to post of 4Monster

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>> No.37082505
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>Mastaaah, where are you?
>Come back, please.

>> No.37082528
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When your Dragon wife finds your Jinko and Minotaur porn stash

>> No.37082530
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>A lich that acts and talks like Skeletor

>> No.37082533

>anon really should have realised something was wrong when all the portraits in the mansion changed to him

>> No.37082550

...Well, at least she didn't find the holst porn.

>> No.37082560

Almost looked fairy sized in the thumbnail

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>> No.37082577

Melting love, what are you doing in /jp/

>> No.37082595

>When are you goody-goody fools going to understand? I am completely and utterly evil. I live to be bad! I care for no one and no one cares for me.
>What about your husband?

>> No.37082610

>"T-that's different! He doesn't count!"

>> No.37082628
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A reminder that you don't have a choice and you will love your wife whether you want it or not.

>> No.37082639

of course, thats what the brain washing is for

>> No.37082669

Anon, that big fey doggo is getting bred and you can't stop me from giving her pups

>> No.37082676

just the way I like it, even better if she's some old fat tanuki that's blackmailing me into fucking her even if I don't (do) want to

>> No.37082678

based and mindflayerpilled

>> No.37082693

Good. I'd like to be kidnapped by my wife after she stalks me for several weeks, appears in my home multiple times for the next week and rapes me. Very romantic.

>> No.37082710
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>Danuki cop: Stop running! You know it is illegal to go out at night as a man! You are under arrest! Behave and I can be your "companion" so I don't have to put you in jail!
>Titania: Reporting men to the police is so fun. Kukuku.
>Weresheep: Hey look! That cop is going to arrest a man for being out alone! Come on, now its your chance, use your Mantis skills to jump, grab him by the arm and claim he is with you!
Mantis: I...I... *blush intensely*
>Ocelomeh Commander: Oye guerita, pay me the fine money and some "extra" and I can have this man "accidentally" delivered to your mansion instead of taking him to the station.
>Wight: Do you think he is into undead? I don't want to pay his fine just to get a "thank you" and a kiss on the cheek.
>Wendigo: Poor guy.

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I'm going to the nearest fox shrine and you can't stop me.

>> No.37082733

>danuki cop
This is why I freerun, to run away from fat cops

>> No.37082739

the best kind of yandere

>> No.37082742


KC confirmed Inaris are Yanderes. At least that is what the machine translations strongly imply.

>> No.37082747

But what if it's a mouse. I don't want a mouse wife. Or a sabbath girl. Ew.

>> No.37082750

>danuki cop
>has no uniform

>> No.37082758

Tell me about the giant fairy. Why does she look so scary.

>> No.37082762

Perfect, but more visible corruption would make them even better

>> No.37082766

Looking very Midna there, foxie

>> No.37082799

>>Danuki cop
This is the one thing that should never be allowed

>> No.37082825
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No way, look at this face and tell me it's unstable in any way whatsoever

>> No.37082826

Is she enjoying the taste of his blood, or is she in just such a frenzy that she's doing the most animalistic form of first aid

>> No.37082835

>"bullets won't work, master"

>> No.37082844

Why didn't I marry a Jinko?

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>> No.37082849

a fairy knight was an euphemism for a gay dude, she is just gay for (you)

>> No.37082859

poor drooling thing, I should take her to see a doctor, I hope she is okey

>> No.37082877
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It could be either way. She is cursed to eat her lovers though another fairy noted that she has gotten better at controlling those urges and might become a fine bride in the future.
She also noted her beast clan has the tendency to greet by licking, so it wouldn't be far-off if they had similar tendencies to lick wounds.

>> No.37082894

I'm going to go to the doctor to get my sperm count checked, then put the results on a t-shirt and walk around the monster girl parts of town and pretend that I'm not doing it intentionally.

>> No.37082904
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She is cursed to eat whoever she falls in love. Also since she weights 120 kilos she'd likely accidental kill anyway just by topping someone.
She is however hopelessly in love though, and has been getting better at self-control to avoid injuring (You).

>> No.37082943

>This is what Anon hears as he entered the clown house
>The clowns honk searching for the intruder
>He is hiding under a cabinet
>He thinks the coast is clear
>Anon quietly crawls out
>He opens the first door to see...
>an unmasked bogie
>He cums so hard that he cums on the Bogie
>His knees buckle under him
>The Bogie enters the room
>Her unchanging smile growing ever wider with each step
>She takes off his pants
>"TIme to clean this mess you made as well as suck your soul, you naughty boy"
>Her mouth descends onto his quivering member, sucking and licking it as if she wanted to suck all of his semen
>He came again, It was hard that he fainted
>The Bogie picked up him, still sucking him off as if his dick was a delicious treat

>> No.37083032 [DELETED] 

ghost milking

>> No.37083033
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When she finds the pre-DL dragon porn.

>> No.37083042

Mindflayers are the best. I say this of my own volition and my wife has in no way altered my mind forcing me to love her.

>> No.37083091

ghost milking

>> No.37083520
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How am I supposed to pay attention if my teacher is this hot?

>> No.37083527

give her an ice pack to cool off

>> No.37083578

quick question: what happens when you put a bogie mask on a cheshire?

for context:
i slalpped a chesire with a cursed pie and now i can only hear cackling and honking

>> No.37083584

Oh no I better stay away from her

>> No.37083597

why'd you uncringe her?

>> No.37083618

i couldnt stand the cringe. i had to do something...

>> No.37083636

you could have just made her a mother

>> No.37083643

Well now she's become based. I hope it was worth it.

>> No.37083663

>ara ara you have an apple for teacher~
>happy mwees

>> No.37083682

whats new on MGTV?

>> No.37083700

I am getting paid to show the day in my life of being a high-class manwhore

>> No.37083705

well MonMagi is pretty popular with the kids

>> No.37083717

My Ushi Sisters got another season

>> No.37083726

Endless channels of soft loli porn

>> No.37083732
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Pranks Gone Wild got a new host in Ms. Bogie

>> No.37083741

>Hello, its been a while

>> No.37083743

I know mamano-mana is supposed to change both the human and MG in the relationship to the other's desires over time.. How've you and your wife changed over time anon? (if you've even noticed)

>> No.37083770

how does one spook a bogie?

>> No.37083779

>get pie thrown in face by bogie
>scream and roll around yelling that your deathly allergic to pie
heh gonna get her good

>> No.37083781

hang yourself in front of one (with proper neck harness)

>> No.37083799

The bachelorette featuring Druella for the 4th consecutive time trying to find mister right.

>> No.37083806
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>> No.37083811
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>> No.37083824

>For this stunt I am going to turn undead
>Scary I know, but is worth it'
>Now I found my bogie
>I go up to her
>"Hello there miss, How ya doing?"
>I stretch out myarm to greet her
>She takes it
>My hand comes off
>Then My arm
>Then my leg
>And before long I am in pieces
>I slowly start moving as I use my tendons to move
>"WHY YA DO IT", while crying blood as I gain speed
>The Bogie has been unsmugged and is running
>On a side note, I just turned her into a really clingy bogey

>> No.37083851

Whats the most dramatic reveal?

>> No.37083873

She seems upset
(You) should try and calm her down

>> No.37083877

It was done by ligma

>> No.37083885


>> No.37083898

attention mgt


that is all

>> No.37083907
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be purified by titty

>> No.37083916
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>All of the demon lord's other daughters are waiting for their season on the show
>but fucking druella keeps hogging all the showtime because she scares all the guys away

>> No.37083917

too small

>> No.37083925

Humans are NOT tit addicts that lose their intelligence just by having their dicks smashed by tiddie-

>> No.37083942
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you want bigger, ok. An actual cow

>> No.37083948

>ywn drag a moobucks employee into a supply closet to give her your milk

>> No.37083954

Do you see how much spirit fire she is radiating?! I'm hiding until things simmer down.

>> No.37083955

What does the disease Joe caught have to do with anything?

>> No.37083962

Don't know about Joe, but have you heard what happened to sugma?

>> No.37083971

Sugma is just another strain of ligma, it's common in nations such as the Sugandese.

>> No.37083972

>go to calm things down
>overhear the scolding
>"...How DARE you try to take anon for yourselves! HE is mine! MINE!"
>"y-yes high priestess..."
umm...maybe you shouldn't anon

>> No.37083989
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I don't hear much from those nations, I am from deez titties

>> No.37083997

think you watered that rose too much anon

>> No.37084000

nah, I think she needs a bit more, don't ya think?

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>> No.37084017

If you water her too much she will become too powerful to control.

>> No.37084046

and whys that bad? I want her to look as pretty as I can make her

>> No.37084058

how do you know when it's too much? my plants are getting thiccer but they always ask for more water

>> No.37084060

>nah, I think she needs a bit more, don't ya think?
trips confirm. Give her some of those fertilizer spikes as well.

>> No.37084096

>fertilizer spikes
>more water
>farmer anon unknowingly greats a vast demon realm forest due to his great care with his garden
>all the trees are part of his plants and they use it to keep out competition for his affections
>it doesn't matter that his plants tower over him
>he pays special attention to each one as if they are precious bulbs
>doesn't realize the harem he keeps grown larger and stronger

>> No.37084154

She’s angry because you saved a thumbnail of her

>> No.37084159
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Neetpires are best pire

>> No.37084168

all vampires are neets, change my mind

>> No.37084183

the Count holds a steady job

>> No.37084185
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all vampires are neets AND dorks

>> No.37084192

Some go to school.

>> No.37084193

sittinfg on her fat ass and doing nothing else in her fuck hueg castle like a virgin

>> No.37084225
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>> No.37084226

t. dhampirs

>> No.37084236

vampires do nothing, dhampirs are edgy chunnis that also do nothing

>> No.37084249
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eat rock

>> No.37084255
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>> No.37084259
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Vampires as the superior beings need to do nothing. That's what butlers are for.

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Post evil nuns

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Since when were NEETs this elegant?

>> No.37084305

so they are so superior that they need help?
a fancy neet is still a neet

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>> No.37084320
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>> No.37084325

Dhampirs are cute dorks that you can befriend, Vampires are asshole dorks with superiority complex.

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>MGC Police interrogation

>> No.37084375

I want to be that boy

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>> No.37084389

hey, you wanna go on a vacation?

>> No.37084390

>this is steve
>Steve when into the forest dispite warnings
>He said he wanted "Sweet forrest fauna pussy"
>We didnt belive him
>We later found him crushed by logs
>The woodcutter who foundhim got caught by a bear woman and they're now married
>guess steve was right
>Still, dont be like steve

>> No.37084394

Laws are meant to be broken, just like hymens

>> No.37084403

im gonna break hearts and theres nothing you can do

>> No.37084404

I don't get the moral of the story
If anything, Steve paved the way for others to get wives.

>> No.37084407
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Because they don't do mundane things.

Good boy.

>> No.37084412

Poor Steve. Just wanted a wife, ended up dead.

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Lawbreakers will get mind broken!

>> No.37084415

at least he made a wisp happy

>> No.37084419

Would you die so people get wives or get a wife yourself?

>> No.37084430
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I'm still waiting to be abducted.

>> No.37084454
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Fear not, anon. The halfling knight will protect you.

>> No.37084462

A lilim is gonna suplex her into dark matter

>> No.37084468

good, she can protect me from cold lonely nights

>> No.37084469

but it was my turn to get suplexed

>> No.37084473

What if there was no wisp in the area?

>> No.37084497

sorry dude. no bad ends

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It's worth poting out that it doesn't expicitly say steve died
you could make a healing story with a forest dryad or something

>> No.37084503

nah steve is alive
he's just getting raped by dryads now

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>> No.37084528

If she cant fly with that head, she is genetically pointles

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I'd prefer Alraune's personally.

>> No.37084538

I bet a monsteriztion like that would be really lewd with the dark matter tightly fitting and hugging her body.

>> No.37084552

why the fuck this plant so damn sexy?

>> No.37084554
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i'm genetically pointless too so i'll give her a break

>> No.37084583


>> No.37084589
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Reminder to put cheeky lewd lolis in their place:

Your bed.

>> No.37084594

i hope she can't fly, it be kind of scary
>normal harpies carry you off with her claws
>this bird head can use her hands and feet to snatch you off the ground
>head wings flap away as she rapes you mid air

>> No.37084640

Why not liliraune since you're at it

>> No.37084646
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Does anyone have mousougahara's MMD videos? Fucker went and made their Twitter account private.

>> No.37084651

dont let her know that I told you, but that head is not pointless at all, it is detachable

>> No.37084708
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Foxes are masters of disguise.

>> No.37084724
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that fox is too scary
i'll take this cool one instead

>> No.37084747
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i might like dummy foxes more

>> No.37084750

Is that her focks ID card? Does it list her true age?

>> No.37084760

I feel like ghouls are underated, especially in the section of 'good to be chased by'

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I love the news

>> No.37084790

Is that suppose to be Akagi?

>> No.37084801

not really, there just isnt someone posting them constantly like wights, dragon, or cats

>> No.37084803


>> No.37084808

Hard to imagine it as anyone else given the context

>> No.37084813
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The joke is that Akagi (from Azur Lane) and 9a-91 (from Girls Frontline) have the same seiyuu. (Mai Nakahara).

>> No.37084815

im not familiar with either serieis

>> No.37084821

One is a yandere fox.
The other is a gun

>> No.37084830
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>tfw ywn fuck your cursed gun wife

>> No.37084832
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Crazy bit- I mean the lovely boat fox from azur lane.

>> No.37084840

i like that throwaway line in their profile where it's mentioned they'll take any opportunity to suck your dick.
at the gym? grabbed by the waist while you're doing chinups or bench press
at the office? under your desk
neighboring apartment? gloryhole in wall
in jail? guard or criminal she's getting you through those bars

>> No.37084847

>So Anon, I decided to spec into technomancer.
>Did you know how big these "Nutrient Generators" can get?

>> No.37084853
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>The other is a gun

>> No.37084866

can i get a yandere fox gun?

>> No.37084887

I wish I had a yandere curvy fox lusting after me too...

>> No.37084909

you do, she's right behind you

>> No.37084927
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I found a strange fox in a cave near where I live, I'm gonna go say hi

>> No.37084945

If hags are so powerful then how are they unable to make me cuuuwaaaaaAAAAAHHH~~

>> No.37084948

no? and can I drink from the tap

>> No.37084962
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careful dude, she might be hibernating for the winter

>> No.37084963

>But how do you feel losing so quickly to a mino?
Blisteringly angry to the point of overpowering all lust. I will spend the rest of my miserable existence autistically hyper-focused on obtaining as much magical power as possible to prove myself better than those filthy monster girls.

>> No.37084999

>tfw ran will never be your momster
>ywn get her mommy milkies
>ywn sleep in her embrace
>ywn wakeup to mofu and milk

>> No.37085005


>> No.37085023

You lied to me.

>> No.37085034

>the boy who went down hag alley
>The hag who blackmailed me and forced me to wear lewd cosplay
>The teachers back
>The lake
>Got on the hag train
>The boy who cried hag
>I was bought by one
>Showing respect

>> No.37085043
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Fat hags make these posts to pretend they're more desirable and popular than they really are

>> No.37085044
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No you don't understand, she is BEHIND you. You turned around, and she is still behind you

>> No.37085061

>hag tries to do a meme pose
>throws out hip
>now at the mercy of anon
dumb hag

>> No.37085077

but I do love fat old hags, I want to get molested by one while I am on the train!

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>> No.37085115

now you're thinking with portals

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Kiki forgot her line! Quick, remind her what she's supposed to say!

>> No.37085235

What is the scariest monstergirls and how do I attract them?

>> No.37085240

>I do

>> No.37085253

cyka bylat

>> No.37085269

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that warm drinks do wonders to lift a monster girls spirits.
Lots of sugar may be needed for lolis.

Not all of them can be like Grelia and take their coffee black every day.

>> No.37085283

The Nerevarine as just entered your lair with the tools needed to access the power of the Heart of Lorkhan. You need what he has brought but are wary of his allegiance, but even so your voice betrays a hint of nostalgic happiness at meeting your best friend's reincarnation after all this time.

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Hot cocoa while curled up with a deer!

>> No.37085357

Always steer clear of the deer

>> No.37085368

No way, I'm not a queer

>> No.37085386

Well, don't shed them tears

>> No.37085388

deer rear endear, i fear

>> No.37085426
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Screw deers, go for steers

>> No.37085435

I'd rather mere

>> No.37085452

i don't think you know what those are

>> No.37085478

Just alped holstaurs

>> No.37085499
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ill make a deer my dear

>> No.37085535

Snowed in with the deer for a whole year

>> No.37085562
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No more deer. Now you have to rhyme with bird, because bird is the word.

>> No.37085563

a year with deer dear is cheer

>> No.37085580

bird is a turd with no word

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bird is a nerd who stole by cheese curd

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