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>> No.37159231

Consider White Horns, it's getting colder out

>> No.37159238

oh hey, the seed finally germinated

>> No.37159254
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The seed?

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>"I wish we could have met under differt circumstances anon... But alas, our alignments prevent us from not only seeing eye-to-eye. But our alignments, our allegiances, prevents us from being friends. Let alone 'lovers'..."
>The woman outs on her menacing helmet and now speaks in a scary modulated voice
>"So stand and fight anon. Show me your strength. Show me how your loyalty to the monstergirls and their vision for this world you fight for. Fight, and show me your purpose."

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Don't let greenworm anon know we've been Considering other girls.

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Look at this kiki dabbing on the tgposters

>> No.37159316

>tfw ywn be the only living student in a school of undead

>> No.37159367

I don't have to consider anything. I'm going to find a nice White Horn girl then have enough daughters to form my own sleigh team. I'll be like Santa Claus to the nearby towns, except we'll go abduct young men for my daughters to further expand my White Horn empire.

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Delete this picture! If they know I’m having indecent thought avout FAT asses then they will learn they can easily make me submit to them just by-

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The most powerful temptresses in the world aren't demons, or succs, or even lilims
It's mofucores

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>he thinks his 'insulation' will save him

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They'd be so greedy for your body heat you'd barely have any left for yourself!

>> No.37159641

>even teachers are in the cuddlepile with me in the center

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>> No.37159828
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The way I see society needs more skintight suits. This way every monster girl citizen will be able to walk everywhere with their husbands shoved between their breasts pumping their semen constantly into them. Just imagine the streets filled with their cute human moans as the lilims cry and eat ice cream jealous of the young and happily married new generation

>> No.37159832

I just want someone who loves me...

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The 'lilims gorging on ice cream while they sob' trope is one of my favorite things to come out of these threads

>> No.37159887

I could go for some of that

>> No.37159954

>Mantis Monday.

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>> No.37159996

honestly, I just want to laze on a couch with a lilim all day being depressed about how nobody loves either of us with no romantic or sexual tension between us, just wallowing in our misery together while under a blanket as the tv makes white noise in the background

>> No.37160018

And they say lims not getting love. I would even touch their horns gently if they asked me.

>> No.37160023

>I'm sorry miss Kiki but I going to have to let you go
>And mark this down in your permanent maid record

>> No.37160030

I want to hold a yandere girl close and whisper that if she leaves me I will burn her house down.

>> No.37160075

>anon gets a great idea
>what if…they love each other?
>he pitches the idea to lim
>she sadly says that anon deserves better than her
>this causes anon to get depressed and say that he is unworthy of her
>they get back to square one as they feed into their negativity
>meanwhile a Cupid has her face against the window, frothing at the mouth

>> No.37160079

I just found out about the Bogie. What kind of shitposting happened when she was released?

>> No.37160093

All insulation is a dielectric if the voltage is high enough.

>> No.37160125

Wow, there must be an imminent gravitational collapse with two objects this dense in such proximity.

>> No.37160138

its now cannon that you can grow your own mini-mofucore

>> No.37160143

>dragons are the proud incels of MGE to the point dying virgins lead them to become Zombie Dragons and go in rapist spree
>Lilims somehow beat them

>> No.37160152

fucking based

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>> No.37160219

>>meanwhile a Cupid has her face against the window, frothing at the mouth
>What? No, I want her to be happy, she needs someone who can bring her joy
>Yea, Anon deserves someone who can take care of him, someone who can make him smile
>besides he is like my family
>besides she is like my family

>> No.37160222

Do monstergirls aprove No Nut November ?

>> No.37160227

yes, only to tease and edge their hubbies

>> No.37160232

Dive in the archives and fin out.

>> No.37160233

Which monster girl is the angstiest/edgiest?

>> No.37160245
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>Humans are not cumpumps
>Just because they dress really provocatively this doesn't mean it's a marriage proposal or permission to rape them
>Although reckless their standards of adulthood means they should be respected as such. Stop treating them as kids even though they really need to be escorted
>Public nursing handjob is an uneccesarily humiliating punishment for them walking alone that just contributes to the stereotypes that they love sucking tits
>Shotafying potions is an even worse punishment. Just because you want your human to be more watchful of his endangered situation out of the streets doesn't mean you can regress their age just to show how much powerless they are to accept this
>NoNutNovember doesn't mean you can rape a human to the verge of cumming and stop and keep repeating this until he starts begging to cum. This is a spit on their pride and a sadistic way to make them marry you
>Yes, I'm unmarried. That has nothing to do with any of this. Shut up.

>> No.37160258

>dress provocatively
Do stained white shirts and sweatpants count as provocative?

>> No.37160274

you fool, just say " hello I want to be raped " next time

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Wolves need a anon to cuddle with this winter

>> No.37160311

normalise men dressing in the masculine equivilent of the cultural clothing of their wives

>> No.37160356

>Yes, I'm unmarried.
Alright, I'm sending her a dick pic and we'll see how long that lasts.

>> No.37160416

The Cupid would insist that they should start a family indeed.

>> No.37160430

>Poor cupid
This was suppose to be an easy assignment after she dealt with a situation where a vampire was unable to make a move on her servant for about 500 years.

>> No.37160436

>by the way anon, I got you gift
>what a coincidence, I got you one to lim
>thanks anon, you make me so happy
>you do too lim
>lilim and anon have a nice friendly hug
>Cupid goes home to get the love gun for this

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Molest metal mammaries.

>> No.37160466

The love gun would be too kind, she's getting the love knife.

>> No.37160471

are they still squishy?

>> No.37160484

the love executioner's axe lased with love-poison, made with love-infused demon realm silver

>> No.37160557

>his Cupid isn’t a certified Love Tank driver
Big problems call for big solutions

>> No.37160627

>Tfw these white jinknights are messing your with your brutal rape kink

>> No.37160671

>tfw you went to the ancient ruins and ran COW.exe on all the automatons that were there

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>> No.37160757

>imagine the (you)s on 4mon laughing at this post

>> No.37160762

>no dorky wolf friend who’s jacked underneath her frumpy clothes

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Are there any MGE porn/fetish artists here?

I'm wanting to commission a kikimora eating shit out of a male horse's butthole. I can give more details if you wanna drop your art info. Thank you!

>> No.37160786

you need the love nuke for these two points of immense densiness

>> No.37160807

why matter is considered the same as energy

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>> No.37160873

I love derpy looking monsters, they are the cutest ones

>> No.37160966

I would reward her with sex.

>> No.37160980

I wouldn't. I'd post that she wasted time that she could have used to get a man

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You'd think they would stop have stopped using those by now.

>> No.37161000

they have, but this is a crisis of immense proportions

>> No.37161006

Nah, I still would so she can brag how whiteknighting got her laid and encourage other monster nerds to do the same.

>> No.37161026

I need a story of a few vampires trying to teach a feral vampire how she should act and the vampire's husbands trying to convince the man who found her that his wife isn't a blood sucking monster.

>> No.37161039

you do you, but I like getting ultra brutally raped by monsters in public, and I'd like to keep it that way

>> No.37161044

>fuckton of Cheshires, Bogies, Dragons and Lilims laughing at that post
>only the Bogies are actually married. Cheshires are cringe, Dragons are still proud incels and Lilims keep losing their chances to the level 1 monsters

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>>Although reckless their standards of adulthood means they should be respected as such
Do jinkos really?

>> No.37161084

I want to squish that cat

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>> No.37161105

x is best girl

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FUCK you z is by far the better girl

>> No.37161127

nah, she's cringe, 2x+1=3x^3+5 is the best girl

>> No.37161134

why are they laughing at kiki?

>> No.37161151

She told them that she thinks serving anon is better than lording over him.

>> No.37161153

>the fool is covering her tummy

>> No.37161157

1 December is Cumsplosion Day - a national holiday for young single monsrergirls

>> No.37161166

That's why you pick it up from the wrist instead!

>> No.37161182

>tfw ywn post yourself on monbay for sale and put the link in a 4mon thread titled, "looking for a home"

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>Behead those that insult Anon.

>> No.37161203

Does that mean you'll have to behead me if I insult myself?

>> No.37161205

>oh no, I gave anon the wrong homework

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good taste

>> No.37161242

I have fAith

>> No.37161271

I'm dumber than an ten year old

>> No.37161304

>honey please, your scary the neighbors

>> No.37161309

>>your scary the neighbors
Damn, she must really drain you

>> No.37161315

Which eye do I look at?

>> No.37161345

>monster is overprotective of anon because he's a little dumb
>anyone who even chuckles at him gets a face full of demon axe
>anon is just happy having such a wonderful wife

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>"Hey, guys- where'd anon run off to? I told him not to stray too far, these caves are a maze..."

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just look at how thick is jainshi I found! I hit the jackpot! I can't wait to make her a mother! But why is she so shy?

>> No.37161502

She can’t believe such a cute anon wants to make her a mother

>> No.37161543

I think it is also the fact that I stole her from the royal palace in the mist continent and she was the single queen of the undead

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Can we assume that the arc is perfectly tangent to the sides of the rectangle? If the curve ends like this, that makes a difference.

>> No.37161698

>another claimed by the succ fairy horde
Remember to close your windows or these little buggers will drain you dry

>> No.37161710

That tiny bat is too cute though.

>> No.37161722

I agree but cuteness denies their true ravenous nature

>> No.37161728

I want a succ Titania to try to get in through my window

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>> No.37161764

Dumb smart cow

>> No.37161785

>tfw you have to ask the teach for help

>> No.37161787

Reminder that even though undead aren't really affected by the cold, they are still even more compelled to seek out warmth from human men.

>> No.37161798

Is there different designs of Automata? I think a snek automata could be cool

>> No.37161818

Reckless anon not so tough after being nurse handjobbed

>> No.37161835
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>rata stops you in the street
>claims she has blackmail material against you- compromising photos of your gratifying yourself
>she says surely this would humiliate you and possibly even make you lose your job
>she says she's willing to make it all go away...for a price
>stare at her for a minute

>sic your kobold on her

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>> No.37161868

>not even queens are safe from anons who take undead home

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Anal with pure lolis who have slutty pear bodies.

>> No.37161885

she literally had no guards at all, no one there even stopped me when I walked right up to the queen, took her in my arms and carried her out while walking slowly

>> No.37161938

>>rata has photos of me whacking off
>I am a male whore
Stupid tree rat is giving me free advertisement

>> No.37161963

>! !

>> No.37161974

all undead that are not married are ripe for the taking in my book

>> No.37161996

>Hm. Just a box.

>> No.37162003

To all adveturers, to defeat undead, you must create new life within them, then raise the children to be good

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>> No.37162026

a wurm for the wurmbrained

>> No.37162061

>portals open
>undead town gets swarmed by single anons
>the undead are scaroused as anons start picking them off the streets or while doing something
>zombies are taken as they bump into walls
>ghost caught while they’re trying the phase through walls
>liches picked up when they almost make a scientific breakthrough
>even mighty wights are ambushed mid speech at their own balls
Get grabbing anons

>> No.37162073

Halloween has come and gone, now is the time for harpies to be afraid.

>> No.37162083

they are looking kinda plump nowadays

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>> No.37162118

>Hubby say's he's getting ready for a feast!
>What's weird is he cooks a lot but doesn't really touch much of it or cook it all at once.
>Maybe he's practicing?

>> No.37162126

Wurms are too good for us

>> No.37162135

>vampires are getting stolen in their coffins
>No door holds cause they get rammed down
>Jianshis get stolen by anons on pogosticks
>Phantoms are getting stolen right at their big moment singing
>The dragon graveyard is raided, not a single dragon zombie is left
>Willowisps are actually running from Anons due to Anons grabbing them by the cage

>> No.37162199

Stuffing the bird takes on a whole new meaning when talking about a harpy.

>> No.37162222

>vampire being dragged by anon to his home
>she cries out that this is all wrong
>SHE’S supposed to be the predator!
>anon shushes her as he closes the door
>”Shut up and drink my blood”

>> No.37162223

I can take multiple meanings.
Which makes a dangerous topic in the holiday season.

>> No.37162249

>tales of this absolute ransacking of an undead town by a bunch of iseakied men reaches other undead cities
>All undead now schlick off fearfully to that thought that someone might burst in and take them to fuck them

>> No.37162274

>The grim reaper herself arrives to see the whole place has been emptied in minutes.
>Can't even say a word before she's ambushed by an anon.

>> No.37162289

Your harpy wife will know what you're talking about. Which is why you leave a few hours free on Thanksgiving to indulge yourselves.

>> No.37162308

The question is if you do it before the family arrives or after they leave.

>> No.37162317

why not during?

>> No.37162337
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We'll all float on alright
Don't worry even if things end up a bit too heavy
We'll all float on alright

>> No.37162344

>The stuffing is always when bird is raw, then you put in the oven 'till it heats and gets all covered in its juices.

>> No.37162385

Before. You don't have to deal with cleanup and post-meal sleepiness, and you don't want that bottle of Dr Lich's Breeding Accelerant laying about when the folks arrive.

>> No.37162409

how do you feel about beelzebubs

>> No.37162420

I have no strong feelings towards them.

>> No.37162424

You can't leave your guests waiting.

>Dr. Lich, a brand you can bet your life on.
Just don't go too at it, don't want her having a cumbump all day.

Cute but I hate the slob requirement

>> No.37162436

>the night of the endless anons, coming to theater near you

>> No.37162454

! !

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>one poor, lonely little banshee crying in the corner because none of the anons saw her and took her
One of you bastards get back there right now

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>> No.37162489

Okay, fine. I missed out on the event anyway.

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What now? Huh, bitch? What the FUCK are you going to do now?

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>> No.37162554

>it becomes a smash hit in the undead kingdom
>though there is constant arguments on wether it’s a horror movie or romance movie

>> No.37162567

Fuck you, meet me behind the pyramid

>> No.37162576

no se ingles

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>> No.37162648

We're gonna rumble.
nobody tell my wife please she will ground me for a month if she finds out

>> No.37162657

you get grounded, hahaha. Go back to sucking your wife's tits, little boy

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What kind of depraved, amoral, horrible things would you find in Druella's google search history ?

>> No.37162733

I don't hate them.

>> No.37162767

the whole class are vampires; York is just the only one that flaunts it

>> No.37162770

i like them but they are small. if they were bigger, or even average sized, theyd be top tier

>> No.37162792

I'm pretty sure I learned how to do this, but I'd have to spend a while digging up the memories

>> No.37162799

>how to buy cute boy
>zipangese doujins of cute boys
>what do I say to a cute boy
>how do I go outside without spilling my spaghetti

>> No.37162822

>implying being grounded is a bad thing
its just an excuse for constant, very close contact. As if she had to force it.

>> No.37162826

many zipangese doujins about boys sacrificing themselves to save a town from rape

>> No.37162840
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you just broke into a vampires mansion only to find her staring down at you like this. What do you do?

>> No.37162854

Wonder why I broke into a vampires mansion

>> No.37162866

Tell her I got lost and started raining so I ran inside for shetler

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Proceed to troll it.
>Die, monster! You don't belong in this world!

>> No.37162899

show her I'm just as good as any dhampir at fighting

>> No.37162906

>Break in
I woke up in her mansion for some reason

>> No.37162923

Walk past her to kidnap the CC head kiki

>> No.37162924

Approach. Slowly.

>> No.37162932

give her a hug, she looks grumpy

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>> No.37162969

ask her if her refrigerator is running

>> No.37162988

>Last known image of Papi
>KFC releases a new flavor of chicken to the menu that same day

>> No.37162997

what would you do if you found your waifu with a love doll of (you) as you met her?

>> No.37163004

Apologize about the mud I'm tracking, ask her if she wants to see this cool bug I found.

>> No.37163020

Show her my love doll made in her image for a double date.

>> No.37163025
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the cool bug

>> No.37163055

Announce myself as the Milkman, and offer my exclusive "Milk on tap" service.

>> No.37163096

Going to challenge Selene to King of Fighters and ||bust her wolf||

>> No.37163103

Comment that it doesn't look nearly as tired as the real thing

>> No.37163112

That is a cool bug, that vamp is going to be really impressed when it does that cool thing it did outside.

>> No.37163116

Ask permission for her dhampir daughter's hand in marriage.
To later bully her. With my new wife.

>> No.37163147

>Lava Golem secretions
>Alraune nectar
>Silent Love herb
>Altered orange
>Holstaur milk
>Cake flour
Carries a fruity taste while melting away all reason

>> No.37163223

ask her where do I go to find the scarlet mansion

>> No.37163254

>jealous pouting jubjub watching you stuff turkey

>> No.37163314 [DELETED] 

April 17, 2016

>> No.37163374

"druella opinion"
"druella news"
"druella evil"
"druella good"

>> No.37163377

God I wanna fuck a Hellhound in front of this Jinko

>> No.37163423

>jealous pouting jubjub
You're making me nervous

>> No.37163526
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What's the most embarassing thing you can force your waifu to dress as?

>> No.37163538
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Anything I want, she's just a dumb zombie

>> No.37163550

Making a Cheshire dress as a harlequin

>> No.37163555

those old chunni outfits she drew when she was a young 200 year old

>> No.37163612

She's going to get you back bad when she wights

>> No.37163615

a big frilly dress

>> No.37163634
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>bet she's like 90
It's true, cows do moo
>i want to fuck the principal
That's a compliment I don't know why she'd be mad
This is mean, she didn't get her masters in milking to work on a farm
>i forgot the homework
He needs more help put him in the special ed class
Overall this haku needs a chillpill, and I'd much rather skip class with the cool cows than listen to her yell at us for 30 minutes

>> No.37163741
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Elf supremacy worldwide. Elves make the best wives and lovers. Marry an elf (or several).

>> No.37163750

>t. 500+ years old unmarried elf

>> No.37163755
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No! Space goats! Space goats are better!

>> No.37163767

elves are for /tg/ fags

>> No.37163782
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Too skinny.

>> No.37163787
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Reminder: don’t let elves fool you. If she is like 150 years old she is an underage by their standards. It’s like she is a teenager trying to fuck (You), a kid.

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Centuries old elves are even better, they're considered the best among the species. Marry one of them PLEASE

>> No.37163859

Only if it is a red one

>> No.37163864

I only marry 750+ year old elves

>> No.37163868
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Is Nasuha a MG?

>> No.37163883
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How would a Hellhound react if during a heated argument she accidentally hits her husband or scratches him? Like she is gesticulating a lot, doesn't calculates the distance well and pushes him hard enough he lands on his buttf.

>> No.37163890

All that hard work sculpting those abs will be for nothing when I ruin them with dozens of babies.

>> No.37163891

How desperate can a 700 years old unmarried elf be?

>> No.37163918

>ywn give your little daughters piggy back rides knowing that when they grow up they're going to be as big and strong as their mom

>> No.37163930
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>Go for monster your age
>All the older monsters tease you two about playing doctor despite you both being 30
>Say how cute and innocent young love is
>Give you relationship tips and good places to take her out to
>Restaurants regularly have the manager come out to you telling you how cute you two are together and offering free dessert
>Don't know how everyone knows both your ages at a glance but these kind of things keep happening

>> No.37163932

Either that or you end up conditioning her for it.
>wight about to get "revenge" on anon for all of the embarrassing things he made her wear as a zombie
>then anon tells her he has a new outfit for her
>her body begins moving against her, slipping into the new clothes that make her want to die (again) from embarrassment
>at least her hubby is happy, she thinks

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Even better

>> No.37163942

very desperate, they would even make truces with other elves to trap anons to get a hubby

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>> No.37163951

If you were a resident from here you will knew the answer

>> No.37163957

So is it possible to condition a zombie for gentle femdom after she wights?

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I like this. Where do I have to go to get gangraped and husbando'd by a group of ultra CC elves?

>> No.37163974
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I believe in the Christmas cake Troll and gyaru Orc superiority that make the forests of elves submit. Man I miss the fun we had during Shadow of Mordor and Shadow of War releases

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Seriously? This.

>> No.37163979

How long do you have to know a white horn before that civilized platonic friendship facade drops and her instincts kick in?

>> No.37163983

12 seconds

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>> No.37164006

post monsters in body suits
or monsters and their husbands in one shared bodysuit

>> No.37164017

you'd have to go where all the other ultra CCs are, Hagville

>> No.37164019

Nah, Too snobby

>> No.37164022

is that a yes or a no

>> No.37164058

>bell on her tail
I love holsts

>> No.37164068

I want to hug a holst non-sexually.

>> No.37164072


A better question would be if after that, the husband stood remained stood up and approached the freaking out Hellhound or just stayed in the floor, heavily breathing, his face more red than even before and with a massive erection. The husband meekly blurts out, deeply ashamed.

>I... liked it. Can you push me again?

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I remember commissioning this picture after playing Shadow of War on the /a/ drawthread, man the artist did an excellent work and I want to thank him again if he browses here

>> No.37164134

Hagville souns scary

>> No.37164140

I thought you had to send a cow to Winterstown to make a milkshake

>> No.37164164

>Orcs complaining about how the trolls are unseating them in the hierarchies.
>"Look how tall they are! How am I supposed to compete with that?"
>"Yeah, and look at their chests! Damn cheaters i say!"
>Meanwhile, Troll-san is trying not to squirm under her underlings gazes.
>"I-I'll bop you good if you keep doing that!"

>> No.37164166
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It's cold out, those bugs who crashed in your house all summer will soon be politely pleading to be let inside. Let bygones be bygones and cuddle a cold cutie.

>> No.37164171

Nah, sending a cow to Winterstown causes her to evolve into a yak sub-breed.

>> No.37164178

it is not scary, you just have to remember to watch your back, not enter any place without a buddy, and make sure to equip teleport spells and double jumps

>> No.37164197

Well, my house was crawling with stinkbugs for the last two weeks and they're fucking nasty so they can go find someone else to dick them.

>> No.37164201
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You can consider whatever girls you want anon. Your wife is your choice. Whatever makes you happy is what makes you happy. I considered Greenworms because they made me happy. I'm glad you all have found girls you like too.

>> No.37164202

>jubjub is seething
>really have to get your whole arm in there
>suddenly you feel your clothes ripped in seconds as you hear a screech that would make chaos mgs tremble
>jubjub stands over you as her crazed eyes locks with her
>all she whispers is My turn

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Remember to always shame after you beat an orc so they come back angry and ready for a rematch

>> No.37164207

I don't think having 2 guys instead of 1 will help. In fact, that might attract even more hags.

>> No.37164210

Slosh slosh

>> No.37164215

porcs in the background always get me

>> No.37164226

Exquisite mofu

>> No.37164228
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I still sometimes wish MGE and KC would include High Elves. Where the Females may be another variant of succ and their males are Incubi. I say those because the elves of MGE as of now are just dull plain old Wood Elves and stereotype hippies that live in forests and string and shoot they bows and arrows with seemingly little magical prowess. High Elves of MGE would look like and be themed after Tolkien Lord of the Rings elves and (may Allah forgive me uttering this in this here thread) Warhammer Fantasy Asur. But! What would make MGE High Elves different from the elves in MGE we have is they are powerful magical wizard dudes and dudettes who wear very fancy clothes and armor who can shoot off magic spells. And High Elf mamono would tend to go after men who are wizards or low-tier mages. While High Elf men may end up being Incubi that magical caster mamono such as Sabbaths, Witches, certain succs and especially Dark Mages would want to pounce on and fuck. And lastly, they'd be hoity toity fancy schmancy upper class people that look down and Ohohoho's at the lower class plebs and their lesser woodland elf cousins.

And no, not trying to Warhammer Fantasy or /tg/ like that other anon, calm your tits gate keeper anon. But fine, if not using Warhammer Fantasy Elves as an example, then perhaps MGE High Elves would be Thalmor Ojou-samas while their men may still be Incubi that tend to attract witches and dark mages.

>> No.37164232

I have had less this year. I have been making my land a little more Assassin bug friendly. I think their population may have suffered because of it. I fucking hate the way stinkbugs fly it is like a black hawk down towards every monitor.

>> No.37164233

She'll keep you warm on cold winter nights and supply you with all the milk you'll need.

>> No.37164237

Stop shaking and start loosing weight and fat, Fattie!

>> No.37164248
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How do I piss off the Queen of Hearts enough to get sent to the jubjub pit, filled with extra thick jubjubs unable to fly out?

>> No.37164254

Force? Have you forgotten more than a half of monster girls have superhuman powers?

>> No.37164278

Sometimes you just got to admit to yourself that you were designed to service a bug swarm.

>> No.37164279

It doesn't have to be physically, you use your masculine wiles to make her do it.

>> No.37164290

so using puppy eyes

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>> No.37164333

Feels great being attracted to nearly all of the MGE girls with the only really no-go species being Humpty Eggs and Dwarfs personally.

>> No.37164342


>> No.37164349

KC dwarves suck.
They aren't shortstacks.

>> No.37164350

thats why they are so many single hags there

>> No.37164365

Can you fuck a dragon girl in their reverted state and live up to the ancient tales?

>> No.37164378
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>Reverted state
As in full on beast mode?

>> No.37164387

Yeah they really ruined dwarves. i still like this interpretation, but they could have been so much better if THICC.

>> No.37164389
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I like snakes

>> No.37164391

you're a man if you can dominate a hellhound. you're a REAL man if you can dominate a primordial hellhound

>> No.37164395

yeah, its kinda a staple in fantasy to go off to seduce the dragon, gotta have an authentic experience, though it makes you wonder if that existed at all pre current DL one off romances or bonding with dragons or others despite hostile natures.

>> No.37164396
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The overwhelming popularity of the Hellhound, across multiple sites that discuss monster girls, across even at least 2 languages, have caused me to question if it is intrinsic to men and they really like the "protector and approacher/hunter" role or if this is something we adopted because we have no choice, either "man up" or die alone sexless. Ultimately the desire of feeling protected by a stronger partner might be an universal human desire, rather than a role that is natural for men.

>> No.37164407

i don't get the protection thing but i may be the broken one

>> No.37164411

i love the grape snake not because they're a rapey(er) version of normal lamia but i also really want to hug one and they look comfy and kind

>> No.37164417

Dragonanons. Would you... fuck your wife in her dragon form? How would she react if you asked her?

>> No.37164419

can I marry the Pharaoh's pet snake without marrying the Pharaoh?

>> No.37164424

I didnt think that hellhound is for feeling protected, if anything i thought they were the opposite, savage aggressors(like the closest to real rape) kind of monster girl and that they are like untamable nature so you cant get them to do what you want or compromise.

>> No.37164425

That ten pack ruins the image so bad

>> No.37164431

Amigo, unless she's a dragon the size of an average woman, I doubt she will react with anything but amusement.

>> No.37164433


>> No.37164439

Fucking heathen

>> No.37164453
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He has a point. I love big muscles on a woman, but that's some weird anatomy in that picture.

>> No.37164469

>In this way, they lash out violently at men with their lust, but they never treat men carelessly. They also recognize that humans are frail beings, and they treat them with care as "their one and only male," something more valuable to them than anything else. If an enemy tries to harm their male, they'll leap to his defense and attack the enemy with full hostility and ferocity, unlike how they treat their male. Even if the enemy isn't killed, they will surely witness the sight of hell.
Read the profiles

>> No.37164470

>Anon is having a funny time rising up the dead for the first time
>Anon takes a break to finish reading the necromancy book that was made for him by his lich aunt
>Anon is just seeing the part where it stipulates that he'll have to provide a husband for his undead minions or he'll be under a pile of corpses
>Anon panics and raids a village with his undead horde
>Anon realizes that this was a bad idea and he'll need to prepare for a Order counter attack
>Anon starts ransacking ancient tombs and abandoned cemeteries for corpses
>He strikes gold by finding wights, phantoms, dulluhans and more powerful undead
>His new army of undead minions defeat the Order forces but he loses control of them and they ransack even more villages
>This is only going to guarantee a bigger response by the Order
>Anon also has to promise things to those powerful undead to keep their loyalty and their demands keep getting larger
>Everything just keeps snowballing until Anon is in the capital city with a massive undead horde claiming victory over the local Order forces
>Anon realizes that he went from just messing around to becoming a warlord that conquered a massive Order kingdom with a massive undead horde under his control

>> No.37164472

The quads are shit too and the calf muscle on the right is just a sphere

>> No.37164476
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For me, it's more like I want a wild, untamable, sex-crazed wife that's more than capable of forcing it if I don't want it. There's a bit of a charm to a wife that's a bitch towards other people but kind and caring towards you. Most importantly however is the design. KC did an excellent job capturing her wild, otherworldly aspect. Then there's the dynamic that she'll let you have your way with her, but you'll never be able to do enough for her, and she'll take matters into her own paws and rape you once you climb off of her.

It's not so much about the protectiveness of a hellhound. It's more the enjoyment of the constant battle of attempting to dominate her, even if it's for a short while, only to be put back in your place when you don't measure up.

Also, I like to imagine hellhounds cater a bit to a smell fetish as they are wild girls and hygiene isn't top priority for them. Not to say that they don't clean themselves, but she's gonna have hot, steamy, smelly breath most the time. She's gonna have some erotic body odor that's going to be ingrained into your body as she rides you, and as she licks you all over, you're gonna be covered in her warm, sticky, slimy, doggo spit. And no sooner do you get out of the bath or shower, she's gonna make sure you reek of her scent. The days of you wearing cologne are over.

>> No.37164479

Elves exist in Order countries, not all of them are tree huggers. Those are just the isolated ones.

>> No.37164489

How does the untamable aspect fit into things.

>> No.37164528

>No shortstack dragon empress to umu at me.
All is pain.

>> No.37164534

She's in charge.

>> No.37164536

The absolute state of the people I share this thread with

>> No.37164552

Read the profile

>> No.37164566
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>He doesn't want to embrace is waifu's raw smell

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>> No.37164587

archaeology is boring, they said

>> No.37164589


She will not obey you, she will drag you along to do what she wants. But she is going to punch anything that threatens you in the mouth. A great part of the reason she is untamable is because she sees you as a frail adorable thing that must be placed under the protection of such a strong girl like her.

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Are you ready for Christmas anons?

>> No.37164633

>Find snake on desert
>Watch it grow female body
>Get married
>Find out that you are now Nobility of a kingdom you never heard off
>Pharaoh proclaims herself the aunt of your children
>Pharaoh keeps hitting your shoulder asking you when are you going to give her even more nieces

>> No.37164639

I hate christmas

>> No.37164658

So you’re the faggot that keeps trying to talk about disgusting dog breath and slimy spit with the canine girls.

>> No.37164666

I need massive titty winterstown girls prepping for the cold months.
A few weeks from now will have them snowed in.

>> No.37164668

Sometimes i want to be abused by the meanest dark elf around, kicks to the groin tier of abuse
Other times i want the cuddliest tenderest most vanilla possible relationship ever
I feel like i need a really fucked up Chimera, or a Mindflayer

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>I hate christmas
You'll change your tune when you spend every Christmas from here on out, snowed in at Miss Whitehorn's mountain lodge.

Just imagine.
>Cuddling by a fire with her
>Soft gingerbread cookies
>Hot cocoa made with her milk
>Behind you a large, soft bed from which you'll spend the rest of the night together
>Through the window is a picturesque scene of snow and candlelit lamps
>Not a sound can be heard from in the quiet night, not even from the guests at the other lodges

>> No.37164697

>forest/high/dark/snow/tribal/desert elf chimera

>> No.37164740
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Would you rather I talk about cuckolding, scat, vore, futa, and what other cancer that spills over from /d/?

Learn to pick your battles, anon.
This isn't one of them.

>> No.37164783

IIRC, scat is banned from /d/. They do have standards, believe it or not.

>> No.37164790

thank you for putting something into words i've thought for a very long time. even among degenerates, we have our own degenerates

>> No.37164793

the existence of other filth does not make it more tolerable.

>> No.37164810
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Then perish

>> No.37164812

>grown daughter mentions how she misses riding your shoulders
>summon all of your papa power and lift her up
>she's actually enjoying, but asks what that popping sound is

>> No.37164846

Gonna go dungeon delving to recover a lost cowbell blessed by Hathor for my Hathorite waifu.

>> No.37164866

>You’re not allowed to dislike something if there are worse things
How about you fuck off with your smell fetish shit regardless, you people are always faggots.

>> No.37164889

Will hathor reward her and you for finding it?

>> No.37164937
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>> No.37164953

Cute oneesan

>> No.37164958

>cat bell
>dog skull medallion
squid, where is your neck accessory?

>> No.37164960


>> No.37165014

What would happen to men's rights activists in MGE ?

>> No.37165032

it's a bunch of well meaning but misguided monsters picketing and making nearby men somewhat uncomfortable.

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>> No.37165082

The fact that you're literally using the argument of bringing other fetishes that pour over from /d/ because somebody called you out for your plebeian fetish is kind of sad. Like, The Notebook sad.

>> No.37165111 [SPOILER] 
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>find flash drive in work parking lot
>fuck it, might as well see what's on it
>this is the only file
Do you dare?

>> No.37165140


Wanting to smell of your waifu: bad.
Wanting to lick abs, your wife to be 7ft tall, be protected by her and basically you being the wife: A favorite of this thread

The state of this thread

>> No.37165148
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Yes, but only on a work computer and preparing myself for cheshire ass in my face

>> No.37165161

>tfw ywn get covered in black lipstick by your kraken gf
>Ywn be covered in sucker marks
>ywn fall asleep in her tentacles

>> No.37165191
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>plug it into work computer
>entire network infected with the chesh ass virus
>cost company several weeks' worth of prosuctivity while the computers are fixed
>get called into bosspohpis's office
You done fucked up, anon

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>> No.37165247

>When your Ochi bodyguard formally requests the privilege of bearing your children.

>> No.37165265

what did she mean by this?

>> No.37165270

she wants three coins

>> No.37165286

Everyone here must Hate Troll monster girls, cause part of their thing is their smell.

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Fire me then, release me to unemployment you can't prove I did that maliciously, it was been a prank by some of my coworkers switching my flash drive

>> No.37165318

trolls aren't great in general. aroma harpy is okay.

>> No.37165342

I don’t hate trolls I hate smellfags, because it’s never about a nice smell or a hint of something, it’s almost always some disgusting dirty smell and even when it’s not it’s always something that takes over and chokes out all other air.

>> No.37165383

>bosspophis isn't listening
>her tail shuts the door behind you and flicks the lock
>she licks her lips
Prepare for a very intimate disciplinary meetint

>> No.37165418
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>get isekai'd
>could my dream have come true and I am in MGE?
>no sign of monsters yet
>bunch of unpleasant looking humans show up
>try to talk to them but neither of us can understand each other's language
>they start smirking at me
>realize that they are bandits
>try to run and desperately scream for help in every language that I know
>unfortunately a lifetime of sitting behind a computer has left me poorly prepared for this and they easily catch and overpower me
>get beaten up to shut me up, searched and then dragged off
>they steal all my clothes except for my underwear and force me to walk barefoot to their camp
>everything hurts especially my legs and feet which feel like they'll fall off and and I feel cold
>at their camp they presumably discuss what to do
>maybe they will sell me as a slave
>hear a loud and authoritative voice
>everyone turns towards the source
>A succubus? And she is wearing a rather revealing armor.
>she says something more but the bandits just laugh and start surrounding her
>there is over a dozen of them yet she doesn't seem to be intimidated at all
>proceeds to wipe the floor with them
>surprisingly she is much faster and stronger than them
>she finally turns towards me
>kneels down to my level and asks me something
>still can't understand shit
>try to get up but have trouble standing up
>she gestures me to stay as I am
>removes her cloak and wraps it around me
>picks me up and princess carries me to safety

>> No.37165438

I'd settle for Konosuba but MGE.

>> No.37165522

Well enjoy the giant frogs then anon

>> No.37165532

>I'd settle for Konosuba but MGE.

The cheat abilities Aqua offered are so ridiculous, there likely is something in there that would allow you to recreate MGE, open portals to it or summon MGs.

>> No.37165549

>Screaming undine being dragged away by a mucas toad while another goes to molest our zonked out, petite dark mage.
I think I can live with this.

>Get isekai powers
>just use said isekai powers to cheat into MGE

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The reign of the mosquitoes are over, how should I celebrate their downfall?

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With a glass of wine, obviously.

>> No.37165632

>>just use said isekai powers to cheat into MGE

>So now great hero, please go and defeat the Demon King!
>Nope, sorry I am out. I only asked the portals cheat to go to MGE, good luck with the demon king, Aqua!

This also reminds me of the, if I remember right previous MGE game where a Baphomet was summoned to another dimension, with actual killer evil scary demons and the Baph simply slapped them all away, including what seemed to be the satan equivalent. Yes such a game existed and if I recall correctly KC shared it. It was all in Japanese so I couldn't understand a thing, but it exists. So I guess maybe you can summon a high tier MGE MG and she will just solo the Demon King.

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>"Good anon! You finally came to this town. Lovely place this is, but it will be even lovlier once we start planting those Demon Mana Bombs and Demon Realm Plant Seeds. They won't know what hit 'em. Time to get to work... But after a night in the Inn."

>> No.37165652

Mother of fuck, anon. Why? I was having a nice day.

>> No.37165666

absolutely optimum scenario post mortem

>> No.37165677
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My pharaoh got graped, will I get to keep my job as the royal floor scrubber, will I also get to slack off all the time like I used to?

>> No.37165681

>Enraged aqua screaming

And there are a LOT of settings that you can tweak by summoning a high tier MGE girl.
Hell, bringing in a Lilim basically breaks things due to demonic energy spread.

>> No.37165696

I like the idea of a lilim ending up in another dimension and becoming that world's "Demon Lord". Gotta assume responsibility and spread the love.

>> No.37165707

>OK Anon, we're going to fix this world with love, compassion, and a shitload of Darkmatters.

>> No.37165720

imagine living in a normal isekai setting and seeing some shitlord hold his hands to the sky and a bunch of horny black slime floods out and swallows the planet

>> No.37165729

the floor is gonna be extra dirty so your getting promoted to head royal floor scrubber

>> No.37165736

What would happen if I use my super cheat powers to bring MGE meta rules, it's logic and metaphysics into the Dark Souls and or Bloodborne setting? I remember a discussion/argument that MGE being mixed in with Dark Souls can end up darker because Dark Souls and Bloodborne rules and logic will start affecting and corrupting Mamono Mana because humanity and magics in Dark Souls and Bloodborne is high tier levels of Lovecraftian cosmic eldritch horrors. And humans in the Dark Souls setting are eldritch Lovecraft levels of beings and organisms themselves.

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>Lim invades sci-fi world and begins searching the stars for all the lost colonies of men
In Space nobody can hear you getting raped

>> No.37165779

What if Lilim(s) invade the Star Wars setting. But in either the Clone Wars-era or The Old Republic-era?

Which is best?

>> No.37165782

>Hell, bringing in a Lilim basically breaks things due to demonic energy spread.
>I like the idea of a lilim ending up in another dimension and becoming that world's "Demon Lord". Gotta assume responsibility and spread the love.

Actually in the original Konosuba web novels, the Demon King is a hero (maybe the first one?) Aqua summoned, but when he made it to his castle and freed the world from him, he pulled a "Oh, I wouldn't say freed, more like, under new management." and took the Demon King throne for himself. I think this story is still true in the current Konosuba canon, but in the far past with the current demon king being a descendant of the hero that overthrew the demon king rather than being the hero himself.

>> No.37165797

it results in cringe

>> No.37165802

If you are going to cheat, cheat hard.

That gets complex and basically boils down to which is stronger.
And that power level argument can only end in stupid things.

>> No.37165808

Elaborate more. 'cause otherwise I say or go; "Nuh Uh! Mamono Mana and the power of Love and Lust wins!"

>> No.37165813

I think that's correct, with the first hero basically cheating himself to max stats or something.

>Aqua now has to summon new heroes to stop the new demon lord...which is just a Lilim and Anon that turned her world into a slightly offbrand MGE.

>> No.37165834

With all this trans-dimensional Lilim talk.

What is next? A Lilim who is basically Davoth, the Dark Lord in the Doom 2016 and Doom Eternal Timeline?

>Stand and fight anon, honor your true God. Fight and show me your purpose!

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Those inferior bugs should learn their place below more noble creatures.

>> No.37165865

>shy 'kaga'

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I'd honor a goddess with a fight or two if they looked like this

>> No.37165934

>What would happen if I use my super cheat powers to bring MGE meta rules, it's logic and metaphysics into the Dark Souls and or Bloodborne setting? I remember a discussion/argument that MGE being mixed in with Dark Souls can end up darker because Dark Souls and Bloodborne rules and logic will start affecting and corrupting Mamono Mana because humanity and magics in Dark Souls and Bloodborne is high tier levels of Lovecraftian cosmic eldritch horrors. And humans in the Dark Souls setting are eldritch Lovecraft levels of beings and organisms themselves.

It would depend on how the DS and Bloodborne eldritchs measure up to MGE, in particular "Fate". According to KC, even if the Mamono Lord had a change of heart, joined forces with the Chief God and tried to rever monsters back she would fail because "fate" would not support her. We know the Original Chief God was leagues and bounds above the current CG and even the current Mamono Lord, setting all the rules that the Mamono Lord is finding so hard to change. And apparently fate is >>>> OCG. MGE also has its own Eldritchs in the form of the Chaos Demons, but we don't know how powerful they are. "Love trumps all" is also stated to be the "spirit" of MGE, an absolute rule on the meta level. So I wouldn't say MGE would be exactly powerless against DS and Bloodborne, but it would depend on how strong the rule of "love trumps all" and "fate" in MGE are compared to the DS and Bloodborne heavy hitters.

>> No.37165969

So Druella in some Warhammer 40k Terminator looking suit of power armor, just like the Dark Lord in Doom Eternal, Ancient Gods?

>> No.37165970

The other problem is this.
You're trying to compare a porn setting with a grimdark adventure universe and going "Who would win?"

Its like trying to do "Which Servant is Strongest" in fate.
Its rock paper scissors except sometimes rock can be scissors and paper can become dynamite in the right conditions.

>> No.37165985

I hope so. As a dragon, she needs some help in the fertility department.

>> No.37165991

To this I have to add, what I mentioned before about the Bapho game, which was endorsed by KC at least sharing it. A Bapho got isekaid to a world with real demons and she obliteraded them all with a slap. So KC seems to think that MGs are way stronger than demons and supernatural beings of various other settings.

>> No.37166005

>'As a reward for finding the lost bell, I shall grant you a blessing of fertility!'
>Wife gets wider hips and fuller breasts
>'Get at it you two, I better see eggs the next time I check in.'

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That time of year again.

>> No.37166030

>fertility goddess dragon wife getting wider hips and fuller breasts
My painfully erect dick. She's not gonna stop until she's heavily cumflated.

>> No.37166032

fear not, little squirrels.

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Don't worry, we don't all follow that bullshit. I don't want to get prostate cancer.

>> No.37166057

>Wife ahegoing
>Conception all but certain
>Hips status, still moving.

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>> No.37166090

>You're trying to compare a porn setting with a grimdark adventure universe and going "Who would win?"

Indeed, we don't see a lot of the destructive power and power overall in MGE, because MGE is about getting a waifu, but it isn't lacking in power. but we really can't know because that is not the point of this setting. We only have hints that there are some very, very powerful stuff in the higher tiers of the setting. Note however, that just because it is a porn setting doesn't necessarily means it is weaker, on the contrary the author might care less about consistent logical power tiers as compared to a grimdark setting made by a for profit corporation.

>> No.37166099

i have a irrational hatred of Druella.

>> No.37166102

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, get ready for the beast waifus to grow out their winter coats and get extra fluffy hair for the oncoming season.

>> No.37166118

>Hathor is more than pleased
>Eros can feel the love even from her personal heaven
>Fallen God schlicking from how lewd the mating was

>> No.37166140

I look forward to helping a grizzly get ready for winter. She's gonna be a sleepy, plump, molestable teddy.

>> No.37166152

When one god wins, they all do.

Anon no, if you get to close it will be you who is molested!

>> No.37166160

Druella do like kinda represent the worst aspects of mge for me.

>> No.37166174

>What if Lilim(s) invade the Star Wars setting. But in either the Clone Wars-era or The Old Republic-era?

I wouldn't mix them together. The Dark Side is an extremely corrupting influence and it would likely have a lot of compatibility with mamono mana. Given the dark side is half of an energy field that powers the entire universe and maybe more, I am not sure the Lilim could avoid becoming evil.

>> No.37166176

why is the nuki sad

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>Uh, why is your husband allowed to say "no"? I am confused.

>> No.37166195

But Mamono Mana subverting the Light and Dark Side. Turning those two into girls and goddesses the lean towards the side of Monstergirls, why not?

>> No.37166233

Does that mean all the Edgelords aka sith lose their power as their negative emotions no longer compell the force?

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Same, I realize her taking Lescatie was realistically the best option for all involved but she still rubs me the wrong way

>> No.37166315 [DELETED] 


In Supernatural encounters, which was going to be legends canon but got unpublished, from the little info I could get. The Force is the manifestation of the will of the Father of Lights, the God equivalent of Star Wars, who is so powerful its creations can create universes. No, I don't see Mamono Mana corrupting that. In the current canon The Force is still an universal energy field, at the very least and George Lucas said the will controlling The Force would be basically the will of "God" so I don't see Mamono Mana corrupitng that either. Then again, in Legends Palpatine and Plagueis, who are at the end of the day just 2 guys, managed to shift the entirety of The Force to be unbalanced towards the Dark Side, so what do I know. I still don't like the Lilim's chances and wouldn't put her in Star Wars. If an entity would monstergirlify the new canon Force it would have to be "fate" which might me multiversal, there is no way a Lilim is doing that and even then it would be contingent in The Force not being "the will of God".

>> No.37166318

her fashion sense is dumb and yet her loli disguise shows promise. i'll need more data to be sure.

>> No.37166335

Not really. Light-sided Sith used to exist long ago, though their behavior was treated as peculiar and confusing by their peers. They were calmer than the average sith, resorting to threats and torture instead of outright killing. They were still fully capable of force lightning and the like, and unlike Jedi had no qualms about it nor necessarily killing if the aforementioned failed.

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>can't decide how I want my wife's priestess clothes to look
Suffering. This is what I get for having a polytheistic wife. Guess I'll keep looking at "references".

>> No.37166363 [DELETED] 

In Supernatural encounters, which was going to be legends canon but got unpublished, from the little info I could get. The Force is the manifestation of the will of the Father of Lights, basically the God of Star Wars, who is so powerful its creations can create universes. No, Mamono Mana is not corrupting that. In the current canon The Force is still an universal energy field, at the very least and George Lucas said the will controlling The Force would be basically the will of "God" so I don't see Mamono Mana corrupitng that either. Then again, in Legends Palpatine and Plagueis, who are at the end of the day just 2 guys, managed to shift the entirety of The Force to be unbalanced towards the Dark Side, so what do I know. I still don't like the Lilim's chances and wouldn't put her in Star Wars. If an entity would monstergirlify the new canon Force it would have to be "fate" which might me multiversal, there is no way a Lilim is doing that and even then it would be contingent in The Force not being "the will of God".

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being a bloodbag seems like an easy gig

>> No.37166409

>Little did they know, this would be the gentler of fates the group could expect.

>> No.37166419

A Hag hellhound dulled by mother time is surely safer than a regular young and spry one right?

>> No.37166435

I want this concept, but expanded to include all Monsters.
Having a group of Zombies cheer on a spooky Lich as she faces off against a buff Minotaur cheered on by a group of Holstaurs.
With Anon caught in between all the dozens of power struggles.

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Any takers? Yes? No?

Maybe someone can give pointers on where to look for good, MGE artists?

>> No.37166453

Having a tall and buff lilim wife! Waking up mind-broken every day while lying against her abs or chest and caressing them!

>> No.37166459

not a request thread. seek aid elsewhere.

>> No.37166567

Fuck off

>> No.37166580


In Supernatural encounters, which was going to be legends canon but got unpublished, from the little info I could get. The Force is the manifestation of the will of the Father of Lights, basically the God of Star Wars, who is so powerful its creations can create universes. No, Mamono Mana is not corrupting that. In the current canon The Force is still an universal energy field, at the very least and George Lucas said the will controlling The Force would be basically the will of "God" so I don't see Mamono Mana corrupitng that either. Then again, in Legends Palpatine and Plagueis, who are at the end of the day just 2 guys, managed to shift the entirety of The Force to be unbalanced towards the Dark Side, so what do I know. I still don't like the Lilim's chances and wouldn't put her in Star Wars. If an entity would monstergirlify the new canon Force it would have to be "fate" which might me multiversal, there is no way a Lilim is doing that and even then it would be contingent in The Force not being "the will of God".

>> No.37166635

Where to look though?

Just because of this reply, I'm gonna post it again next thread.

>> No.37166680

This guy:

Also this guy:

The first one draws lots of scenes and 2 characters or more just for 50. The second one has very good quality, but will only draw 1 or 2 character, he is Mexican so he will be cheaper due the US-Pesos conversion.

>> No.37166698

Thanks fren. You're a real human bean

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Big robutt doesn't want you staying up too late. It's bad for your heath.

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Lillims a fun

>> No.37166793

>there's a knock on your door
>answer it to find a venus bodied angel standing before you
>she has all of he iconography you'd expect of an angel of Eros
>"Mortal, my goddess has tasked me with delivering to you this important message, whatever it may be."
>hands you a letter
>'Hey, Anon, I'm tired of watching one of my most loyal servants become a 10,000 year old spinster. Enjoy your new wife (or else I'll smite you).'
>tell the angel what it says
>"W-what?! That can't be! I'm going back to my goddess!"
>tell her the letter says that if she tries to leave, you should ask her about the New Years party of 3965 B.C.
>angel reluctantly refers to you as 'dear husband'

>> No.37166818

Given how wholesome and simple the kikimora outfit is
I expect a kiki that follows the fallen god to be wearing what porn maids wear

>> No.37166847

Love you smelly hellhound breath anon. That shit is always hot

>> No.37166867
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I want a story of a before and after regarding a gnome

>> No.37166873

What if she wears a proper maid outfit on top of super lewd clothes?

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Every time an elf tells you they aren't "made for breeding," laugh at them. Mating press them first, then laugh at them.

>> No.37167045

why? thats mean

>> No.37167048

I like the sexy horror concept where a guy meets different girls he knows as monsters and does some daring escapes
the twist being that the childhood friend is a lillim/bicorn/whatever and the mastermind behind it all
and then they all have sex

>> No.37167062

would like a cozy monster girl to help me with my insomnia
call me into bed at a more reasonable time than normal, by force, preferably

>> No.37167103
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Mariah Carey's "All I Want for Christmas Is You" is effectivly a love song
keep this in mind

>> No.37167121

Yea. Nothing like having her marking you with her scent so everyone you walk past the street knows you get ravaged by smelly forceful hellhound girls.

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>> No.37167212

*angle BGC
*segment CEG

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>> No.37167227
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the trees want to fuck you

>> No.37167236

How about "Baby It's Cold Outside" but it's a Yeti trying to convince Anon to stay and snuggle under blankets?

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Tangentially related. Every time I see you post your request, I always think of this

>Inb4 off-topic image

>> No.37167263

I see the siren and all i can think of is the LOADING song

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Ah, it's over already.

>> No.37167310

I had this idea of a pharaoh wrapping up her husband un mummy bandages as a bondage play varient.

>> No.37167312

I'd really appreciate her assistance (force)

>> No.37167317

What did she do?
And more importantly, how many babies does she feel comfortable with raising?

>> No.37167320 [SPOILER] 
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It's time

>> No.37167325

Halloween may be over, but fall isn't!
Plus pumpkin cream is for every time of year!

>> No.37167329

Pie* is for every time of year*

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Mods are asleep, drink milk

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>> No.37167573

She got drunk, called Eros "mom," then cried to hear about how she'll never find a man.
Eros has been waiting for the day that her angel finally got married and see her cute babies for too long, so she wants her to have as many as possible.

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I don't fap about 1 year. i'm saving my seed for my precious wife wich will come from MGE-portal.

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Submit to foxes

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>> No.37168057

>Tell demon wife you're gonna do a no nut November
>She takes you to court

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Sorry but I already submitted to chocolate cows

>> No.37168168

Remember to subscribe to your local Rata newspaper for their daily section on Nonstop Nut November this month.

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>> No.37168391

Remember to never stop nutting, anon.

>> No.37168501

>The court sentences you to "Nonstop Nut November"

>> No.37168590

Lilim watching her armies dwindle and shrink each day as they retire after clashing with the never ending wave of clone husbands

>> No.37168833

lost all her money on AG racing bets

>> No.37168865
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Danukis never bet or gamble unless they know they're 100% going to win.

>> No.37168872

>unless they know they're 100% going to win.
but they always think they are going to win

>> No.37168899
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They have a sixth sense for money. They never lose when it comes to money. Even when shopping for groceries or clothes, they'll still somehow manage to get the store to owe them money. Do not underestimate these money adept raccoons.

>> No.37168930

does that mean they always know the result of a coin flip?

>> No.37168954

yeah well she couldn't predict the dragonian racer's repulsors giving out in the middle of the race due to weight

>> No.37168977

Yes, even before the coin is flicked up into the air.

>> No.37169001

that's it, I'm only using 100 sided dice from now on to decide 50/50

>> No.37169033

what will she do now she's broke?

>> No.37169073

she'll have to swallow her pride and ask anon for a loan. She will also have to beg for him to allow her housing since she is now destitute.

>> No.37169479
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That boy is currently experiencing year 3 of his millenia-long rape punishment.

>> No.37169520
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How does one handle their wife when she goes Christmas crazy 2 months in advance?

>> No.37169612

tell her that santa doesn't come for those who mention Christmas before december

>> No.37169614

Uh, try distracting her with acorns?

>> No.37169649

>and yet her loli disguise shows promise
Is that what that one pic is?

>> No.37169678
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This one? Yes.

>> No.37169679

>Yeti singing Baby It's Cold Outside for you
>as the song goes on she gets more pawsy
>her fluffy paws start gently rubbing your crotch
>by the end of the song she's breathing heavily and has you wrapped up in a hug lock
>the bartender Oni has to carry the both of you to a bedroom upstairs
>Oni tucks you and the Yeti into bed with a big fur blanket
>Yeti still hasn't let go, and now she has heart pupils

>> No.37169707

gonna will my body to overheat and pass out from heat stroke

>> No.37169718

>Bartending Oni giving a goodnight kiss to both of you before leaving
>Half asleep Yeti thanks her and calls her mom

>> No.37169730
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>> No.37169749
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Not enough milk

>> No.37169792

I need me a moderate Lilim that understands there's more to life than monster stuff.

>> No.37169813

I have a perfectly rational hatred of Druella because she's a shit.

>> No.37169822

Aye, you're not wrong there.

>> No.37169854

>tease Yeti about calling bartender Oni mom in the morning
>you can see her brown skin turn red
>she cuddlerapes you as punishment
>bartender Oni brings up a big breakfast platter for both of you and see you getting molested with cuddles
>Oni leaves breakfast on the table and sneaks out, Yeti doesn't even notice

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>> No.37170071
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Shrine oni.

>> No.37170179

I thought shrine maidens couldn't drink! Does she carry a hidden flask around?

>> No.37170270

All monsters should be able to pull double duty in a dairy.

>> No.37170334
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Boys have a natutal instinct to worship abdominal muscles. This is a sign of their submissiveness, and evidence of why we should always submit to stronger monsters.

>> No.37170353

Based. Too many humans have fallen to monster girl temptation. This is a necessary measure for their purification and protection.

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>> No.37170554

muscles on females are cringe

>> No.37170578
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I love pervert monsters with specific, degenerate fetishes

>> No.37170599

Degenerates these days, can't she just use her brushes to satisfy her tooth brushing fetish like a normal person

>> No.37170645
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Muscles on females are based

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Can you stop using this degenerate slang from reddit?

>> No.37170731
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>> No.37170794

I like strong women
I also like women that could motivate me to be strong too

>> No.37170797
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Stop with the enormous chests you are upsetting the sabbath

>> No.37170823

So you want a buff Kiki?

>> No.37170831
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oh sorry

>> No.37170836
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I’ll procreate with monsterized Baph girls to spread big tit genes to Sabbath

>> No.37170839

Good. The Sabbath is only good for magical knowledge.

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they should grow up

>> No.37170874
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I will not.
Salamander is pretty good for this.

>> No.37171002

They should grow out.
Need my short stacks and pai lolis.

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I am disappointed by you guys' lack of respect for the sabbath. Breasts do not make a woman! Flat chests deserve the same amount of attraction as big ones! Stop discriminating!

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a) The Sabbath enjoys their "taboo" status, which they would not have if lolis were mainstream
b) We know for a fact that they (especially the Baphs) can have and have tried out massive honkers, they simply prefer being lolis

>> No.37171169

Dumb Baphos are for surpassing in magical talent and humiliating for failing to follow through with literally the ONE mission they were given. Sex isn't study you dumb goats.

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Flat will always win in the end

>> No.37171200

>read a story about a Shirahibi sneaking out of her shrine on the weekends to visit her boy
>the story says that the snake is "young", but dont think too much about it
>out of nowhere drop the line "I'm only 7 years old"
wait hold on, this is Sabbath propaganda

>> No.37171205

w-what happens if i click on it

>> No.37171250
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Young Shirohebis are highly impressionable.
This also makes them highly dangerous.

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The sabbath employs a large network of writers, artist and shitposters to create new cunny adicts. You never know when one is trying to get you.

>> No.37171313

does the sabbath allow cunnies with fat asses and thighs?

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All shapes and sizes, and a good onii-chan can choose as he please.

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I'm gonna mail a manabomb to the sabbath HQ! It won't even just turn them into big-chested oppai lolis- it'll make them taller and more mature, too! And the best part? It'll be PERMANENT!
And then I'll mail another to one of their masses! And plant another at a school! They'll call me the Hagbomber and I will eradicate loli bodies from the face of this earth or get raped trying!

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The sabbath surveilance state is too large to be caught off guard by a plan like that.

>> No.37171758

>get a kiki maid
>hot dinner, hotter sex, you fall asleep as she sneaks out of the bedroom to clean the rest of your place
>wakeup bj, breakfast, more sex, finally get loose to go into town
>come home, no kiki at the door
>look in the kitchen, nope nothing
>find her in the bedroom, passed out on the bed
>check pulse, shes alive, wakes up, confused slurring speech even more than usual...
>your kiki is blind drunk
>look around for empty booze bottles
>only empty bottle is your annual cum bottle from cleaning out under the bed
>>who knew that cum could ferment left in a dark place..?

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Get a new shtick already.

>> No.37171824

This. He should switch tactics to sniping prominent Baphomets with a Megamorphosis spell during their public speeches/presidential drives.

>> No.37171825
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>be terrorist anon
>making manabomb to hagify its victims
>the ingredients are very volatile and have to be handled with care
>drop one
>caught in manablast
>for whatever reason, the bomb that turns monsters into hags turns you into a shota
>don't know how that works but now you can hear your dark mage neighbor, who you previously didn't really interact with much, breathing heavily at your door
>she says she just wants to come in to make sure you're okay

>> No.37171835

the uwaaabomber was inspired many copycats

>> No.37171843

Anon, this is far from flat.

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I blame the gremlins for this

>> No.37171859

>drop the line "I'm only 7 years old"
How can Sabbath even compete with the young for real lolis when they have this weapon?

Little girls with thick butts and thighs is the peak female form.

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The strings on the puppets had now become visible, the hand of the Prime Mover revealed for all to see.

>> No.37171871
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loli more like lololi, CC are the better option in my opinion
>>Little girls with thick butts and thighs is the peak female form.
get your eyes checked

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>How can Sabbath even compete with the young for real lolis when they have this weapon?
Not being functionally retarded is a fairly big advantage.

>> No.37171897

very risky, best to stick to manabombing porch pirates

>> No.37171920

>The Kobolds

>> No.37171945

gonna hide under the floor boards and pray she can't smell fear

>> No.37171958

>still hasn't caught the uwaaabomber

>> No.37171963

time to home alone this dark mage, so she loses all her clothes and gets tied up

>> No.37172025
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Wait...the uwabomber doesn't target wedis, right? They're too cute to get manabombed!

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>> No.37172053

i like cunny and boobi...

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>> No.37172073

its okay, that just mean you like sitting on fences

>> No.37172114
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That would imply that I can't decide, when I have firmly decided that I like both.
Not at the same time, however. Oppai loli doesn't have good proportions to me.

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She can't smell fear, but she can smell dick if it's under 18.

>> No.37172144

>the dark mage is on all fours, prowling like a cougar
>Sniffing the floor, scanning the rooms she enters

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you're not me, i love oppai loli as well.

>> No.37172180

He replied to two posters, dummy.

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>> No.37172205

please forgive me dear sir was staring at a nice pair of breasts.

>> No.37172212

wendis are good kids, no one would ever lay a finger on them

>> No.37172221

>like a cougar
we just call them CCs or hags here, anon.

>> No.37172226

why does she support pdf files? can she read me a story?

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If they're going to have gargantuan funbags they ought to be on a body to match.

>> No.37172265

uwaaabomber attacks only appear to strike sabbath covens and members, wendis have nothing to fear

>> No.37172358

Yeah, she can read you The Boy Who Downloaded More RAM.

>> No.37172380

can i draw this anon? it's cute!

>> No.37172388

Young monstergirls are canonically not all that retarded, not a problem.

>> No.37172391 [SPOILER] 
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>wendis have nothing to fear
Halloween may be over, but I have something spooky for Wendigos

>> No.37172398

I love red onions

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I still prefer a "non-childish" attitude.
Which I suppose is why Shirokuto's Sabbath ended up growing on me.

>> No.37172524

That girl looks like she sings this

>> No.37172555
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someone explain this picture

>> No.37172564

Kot find warm place (is man)

>> No.37172586

Medical treatment

>> No.37172600

For what medical issue?

>> No.37172615

stress and overwork

>> No.37172620

Felinic Ludiotoxictrice (needs more cats)

>> No.37172646


>> No.37172702

Tsurara-induced traumatic stress

>> No.37172721

imagine a girl that comes to you when you have sleep paralysis or induces it when she rapes you

>> No.37172727

I want to have sex with Suika Ibuki!

>> No.37172938

Being a sad cunt and not a sick cunt.

>> No.37172955

Sounds like a very powerful spectre.
>Pretends to be a girl online but is really just possessing your computer.
>"Shows up" at your house by manifesting outside.
>Has been watching you for so long that mammy bammy has altered her body already to suit your tastes.

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You gonna help her train to become a wife? Perhaps give her some hands-on experience with the wifely duties?

>> No.37173015

>is always there when there are some bad days
>somehow wake up to find her cooking breakfast for you already
>She seems to be always there when you need her
>Shes attached to you and is just lingering around your soul, explaining why you never actually feel alone when she "leaves"

>> No.37173141

Did you draw these anon? they're so cute..

>> No.37173241
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They're drawn by a drawfag known as AltairLeVega. He hasn't been active lately because he pulled a KC and is working on a game on his own.

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>> No.37173334

now that i look at it, he's very persistant on using the same base for every drawing, i hope he doesn't do that in his game lest he have a saberface situation.

>> No.37173353

I mean it's a meme.

>> No.37173373
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That was intentional.

>> No.37173413

oh it is, alright. sorry.,

>> No.37173416

According to reports the amount of human boys begging monster girls to make them cum increased exponentially since NoNutNovember started.
Jinkos are arguing that NNN doesn’t mean monster girls get permission to edge them until they beg, but their pleas are drowned by the amount of Cheshires and Bogies laughing at them as they edge the humans they found
On other news the Lilim governor has bough a lot more ice cream since her husband started NoNutNovember

>> No.37173425

>imagine needing to nut
just don't touch your ween and let others do so either

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