Monster Girl Thread

[Anonymous No.]

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[Anonymous No.]

>>37173454
But what's in it

[Anonymous No.]

>>37173454
can I get some warm wurm milk?

[Anonymous No.]

How many daughters you want, anons? I want to make them until i die.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37173490
You have already stated my goals

[Anonymous No.]

Baphomet love!

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>>37173500
>can control technology
What, can she use the microwave or something?

[Anonymous No.]

Confess to the Auto-Nun

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>>37173454
Can I share it with the massive Ushi Oni bouncer?

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>>37173542
I enjoy monster girls with extremely large breasts.

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>>37173539
I don't think she's seen a microwave.. but yes she can use a microwave.

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>>37173500
Do not love Baphomets, laugh at Baphomets. Laugh at them for being small and too dumb to do their jobs right.

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>make it the first day of NNN
>wife already turned feral and is constantly pawing at you and snarling
>can hear her howling at you while you’re trying to work
>grow more afraid of going home each passing hour
Are you going to make it anon? Or is your wife/soon to be wife already about to get you?

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>>37173574
don't laugh at her, she doesn't like that.

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Since humans get stressed in NNN remember to keep them close for calming warmth

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>>37173577
Good. Bapho? More like Bulliable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37173542
nuns make think of sinful thoughts

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>>37173576
Day 2 of N3
>my kiki maido is so supportive of me improving myself, she said she'd concentrate of 'spring'-cleaning so I could concentrate on N3
>I just walked into the bedroom, kiki maido was polishing the floorboards
>funny that, I was sure there was carpet there yesterday before she started
>I might last the month, I dont think my house will...

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>>37173583
>NNN
What is that?

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine if monster girls got a hand on a tsundere app and used on men:
>Treat me like an adult! (I love how caring and motherly you are)
>NoNutNovember started let me be (Oh god I hope she edges me until I’m begging!)
>I’m not interested in fat old hags (she is so cute and big wish she could rape me with her pudgy belly)
>Cheshires are CRINGE (Bogies are BASED)

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>>37173664
I like the idea of poor little kiki trying to control her urges by cleaning

[Anonymous No.]

>>37173576
Ushi Oni wife is wearing two seals
But even then
She is growing impatient

[Anonymous No.]

>>37173454
You spit in my fucking drink, didn't you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37173684
No
Nut
November

[Anonymous No.]

>>37173684
>...NNN?
I asked my lawyer and she said it meant 'Nuki Nookie November, so now I'm committed to her 30-day care plan

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>>37173576
>have 8 ft venus wurm wife that doesn't know how damn sexy she is, even when wearing her full habit
>Also loves molesting me by playing with me
FUCK, I AINT GONNA MAKE IT

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>>37173740
Thinking it was 'spit'...
>ngmi

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>>37173728
>she finally snaps
>the seals are still in place, though, and her brain is too fried to think of removing them
>she has to hunt you through the house by sound alone
>you can hear her getting closer by the sound of her legs skittering across the floor
Ushis are scary

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>>37173742
Why are retards bringing this to 4chan? years ago /b/ raided normalfag sites with that shit to see if they could convince them of not fapping for a whole month and then we laughed at how they even made a wikipedia article about that shit. You can tell when outsiders are raiding us when they bring such trash here

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Post here a view that you think says "I have great taste in MGs waifus", anons will reply to it by rating it. Use this post as an anchor.

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>>37173500
At a bar I used to work at, we used to have fox tossing when it became a fad to do baph tossing. It's like midget tossing, bit funnier.

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You gonna help her train to become a wife?
Perhaps give her some hands-on experience with the wifely duties?

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>>37173875
I'll help her, sure. I hope she finds a good husband one day.

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>>37173721
>watch your neighbor’s kiki clean holes in the wall in frustration
>chuckle as your shoggy would never…
>feel your shog underwear tighten and the shog walls grumble
>shoggy rises from the ground with a sing song “mastaah!”
>uh oh

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>>37173889
Will you let her practice her sexual skills on your penis?
That is one of the most important wifely duties after all.

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I am going to develop insane mental resistances and defenses,that way no mindflayer or shoggoth is going to drive me insane!

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>>37173901
>shog underwear
This is why you should've gone to that kiki across the street and asked if she had any single sisters before you let that pile of purple goo into your house.

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>>37173901
Wait,how do you feel her underwear tighten?

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>>37173983
Your dick feels like it’s being grabbed and pumped and you feel as if a tongue is licking your balls

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>>37173576
>live in coven for a while
>Nuns keep to themselves
>weird moaning after I undress in my room there
Aside from that, I am completely safe from temptions

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>>37173971
>not having your maid make you items to protect you
Good luck fending off those lesser women

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>>37173915
>That is one of the most important wifely duties after all.
I Thought that was becoming a mother and raising children?

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>>37174017
One of those days you will wake up naked. All your clothes and even your bed sheets will have been stolen, used by nuns to relieve themselves since they can't mantain their sanity with the increasing aroma of the semen accumulating in your balls as the days of NNN pass
And that will just be the beginning

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>>37174074
they surely want me to be as pure as Adam and go back to not being ashamed of being naked in front of God as she intended!

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>>37173721
By Day 6 of NNN, Anon has to wear sunglasses in the house to avoid the light gleaming off every polished surface.

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>>37174035
She needs to learn sexual skills before she can become a mother.
Maybe after letting her practice her sexual skills on you, you can give her child, so that she can get some experience being a mother.

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>>37173969
>Anon trained to defend himself against a mindflayer/shoggoth
>Two of them appear at the same time
Oh no.

[Anonymous No.]

What is the criminal underworld like in Demon Realms? How do they interact with each other?

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>>37173769
>She's completely blind, but uses sound and smell to track you
I thought Halloween was over? My house shouldn't be this scary!

[Anonymous No.]

>>37174162
No big problem,i have a bible with me

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>>37174074
surely nuns can keep their hands to their self, and surely the are just trying to see that I am not going to jerk off by making sure to check that I don't have a hardon

[Anonymous No.]

Theorically speaking,who would be more "Dangerous" to a person? the mindflayer or the shoggoth? i feel like one makes you stupid (unable to think) and the other just makes you insane,and there is a difference

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>>37174256
Mindflayers are actively malicious and can target your loved ones. Shoggoths are probably nigh-immortal and can go full Mimic on your ass but that's the extent of their danger.

[Anonymous No.]

fat high orcs

big and fat

[Anonymous No.]

this is a reminder to make sure your PocketUshi is still there
mine is, I put a few starbursts in there with her and she ate them all

[Anonymous No.]

>>37174384
where can i get a pocket ushi? i want one.
and can it grow into a big ushi?

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>>37174405
We established this last week I think, they only grow into full-size ushis if enough of them congregate in one spot. Like under your bed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37174384
how do I remove them from my fingers?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37174405
Only the biggest

[Anonymous No.]

>>37174384
>using candy, not meat
and you wonder why your pants are starting to sag

[Anonymous No.]

>>37174480
Call them cute and give them little smooches, eventually they'll let go so they can cover their face and hide their blush

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What do you think would be best for a shy girl that can barely talk? An outgoing MG like a Hellhound that will force him out of his shell, drag him around and pamper him with love? Or a similarily shy MG? Like a quiet Inari or a very love insecure Jinko.

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>>37174457
sorry, i wasn't here last week, i don't visit these threads often. have an old drawing of mine as compensation. https://imgur.com/a/ibNzU7D

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>>37174544
Anon this is an imageboard

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>>37174570
I'm too lazy to reduce the image size anon. it's somehow more than 4 MB.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37174256
shogs are humble maids that will always love you
mindflayers are mean squids who rape your penis and mind

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>>37173454
I wan sexy salamander gf to spar with and then have rough sexy tiem preferably in bublic

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>>37174170
The kind of criminality mortals think of in demon realms is actually just good business. There really isn't any sort of real rule of law besides the whims of the ruling demon underlords

Charity's are criminal. True generosity is criminal. Loving tender sex is fine but you have to be extra lewd about it.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>37174780
cute chunni, would give lots of noogies

[Anonymous No.]

So what does she like about you, anon?
What personality and physical traits do you have that make her swoon?

Do not answer your penis or balls. Those are obvious. All monsters like those.

[Anonymous No.]

Kindly tell monster girls that me not trying to nut doesn't mean I'm sick and for them to stop the cowgirl sex it has been over TWO DAYS AAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.]

>>37174808
I am a bit of a tsun as well as a bit childish

[Anonymous No.]

>>37174858
Who's your monsterfu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37174865
a wurm

[Anonymous No.]

>Try NNN
>Second day, an angel arrives from heaven, says I'm doing a sin against life itself, starts raping me and says she will do so for the next two thousand years
>Bogie next street starts laughing at me and selling tickets for ''The boy that tried No Nut November and got what was coming to him''

[Anonymous No.]

I can't stop thinking about wanting to get mindbroken with kisses.

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>>37175004
Haha imagine cumming just from a single kiss on the lips. Now that would be humiliating haha... ha...

[Anonymous No.]

>>37174808
I guess she likes quiet types

[Anonymous No.]

>try NNN
>go dig a hole in the forest
>Make an underground home
>Catch my food and use ropes to pull it back to my hole
>Pass with flying colors
It just that easy

[Anonymous No.]

What does the medical sabbath have to say about NNN?

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>>37175051
Hyperspermia hysteria is on the rise

[Anonymous No.]

Look at this thing
This demon
This creature from the blackest pits of hell
God help any man who crosses its path

[Anonymous No.]

Wow, all those NNN stories sound scary. I guess I should masturbate every day to avoid mad monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37175075
Very dangerous

[Anonymous No.]

>>37175077
>wasting semen like that
Quite the heavy sin you will be commiting, heathen

[Anonymous No.]

More and more monsters are concerned humans aren't letting semen out this month

[Anonymous No.]

>>37175164
she'll have to catch me first

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>>37175164
What if you have a really submissive wife, like a dormouse or masochist turtle? The kind that won't just rape you? How do they deal with their husbands being retards?

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>>37175164
I’m saving myself for marriage!

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>>37175164
and why should I care? I am not sick or anything

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder how sense of tase works for long tounges

[Anonymous No.]

>>37175225
I guess they will have no choice but display their genuine affection other ways until you are forced to show how much you love them in your own way

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>>37175225
If she's really desperate, she could resort to a raging mushroom.

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>>37175294
I'm fairly certain there are many other ways to show your wife you love her though

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When your hellhound neighbor is always inviting herself into your apartment and helping herself to your food. Get home from work and greeted to this, same for when you wake up after her nightly assaults.

[Anonymous No.]

Oh, hey, you forgot something important in your briefcase. What could it be?

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>>37175539
ah yes, something that isn't obselete

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>>37175539
>tfw when that old chesh still wears her highschool uniform from 2000 years ago

[Anonymous No.]

>>37175539
oh dear forgot to drop her off at the home

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>>37175539
>that trick just cost you most of your remaining mana cringe cat, you'll have human hands within a week now

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>>37175004
The best kind of mindbreak is mutual mindbreak.

[Anonymous No.]

Your dumb monsterized childhood friend that developed plans to edge (You) through the entirety of november until you begged to cum and marry her, only to stumble with due to her goat feet

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>>37175594

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>>37173969
the real chad move is to mindbreak a shog or mindflayer

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>>37175620
oh no, a sad lady, my biggest weakness

[Anonymous No.]

>>37175539
>>37175594
>>37175620
>remember if you see a cheshire out in the wild report her to Miss Bogie's home for obsolete monsters so she can demonsterise in a safe environment

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>>37174256
Mindflayers are probably more dangerous, and thats exactly why I like them

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>>37175616
Well, now she has time to think over her mistakes while Anon avoids Nutting for a month.
Also on how to use her new feet.

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>>37175620
don't worry cringe cat, nice miss bogie will be here soon

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>>37175641
>demonsterize
Is it like gacha? Does she go back and monsterize again, hoping for a better roll?

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>>37175539
Damnit and I don't have time to take her home

She can behave for the rest of the day, right?

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>>37175673
once the mana's gone it never comes back

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>>37175616
I knew those cattle grids would come in handy eventually.

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>>37175539
I don't own one of those, all I have is a bag filled with clussy

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>>37175682
Wait no please dont condemn chesh to living out the rest of her days as a human w*man

[Anonymous No.]

>>37175723
it's too late, clownageddon is upon the cringe cats

[Anonymous No.]

>>37175723
she gets what she deserves

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>>37175723
don't worry ex-chesh I here the order lands have plenty of office jobs

[Anonymous No.]

Does anyone have a link to that one jabberwock doujin? I can't find it

[Anonymous No.]

>>37175778
>office work
that implies she's qualified for such work
its gonna be retail for her

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[Anonymous No.]

>>37175620
i wanna hug a cheshire and let her know i prefer her to the new clown :(

[Anonymous No.]

Council is now in session. Wise floofy little owl, would you kindly start us off?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37175620
Don't worry funny kot lady. I love you and preffer you to a thousand clown onis.

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>>37175840
>Bit coin is only worth as much as it is due to a lack of regulation. Its now been centralized by things like coin base and will now be open to regulation because of this.
>Also, Anon makes very nice snack bars.

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>>37175840
>"hoooooot"

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>>37173454
>Sit down and relax

Am I allowed to say no?

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>>37175840
>proceeds to go into a 239 slide PowerPoint presentation about how Anon is the best at headpats and backs it up with “science” (aka her just getting headpats)

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>https://youtu.be/qkGG2lssXsk

[Anonymous No.]

>>37175840
>The industrial revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.

[Anonymous No.]

>Eldritch bimbos
Come on, anon. Submit to the giggly void.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37176036
How bimbo we talkin' with these elder gods?

[Anonymous No.]

>Go adventuring with childhood friend as she is selected to be a hero that must defeat the local monster lord.
>gets along quite a ways before being turned and monsterized.
>Rapes you all night long to release those pent up feelings.
>As you wake up in the morning you see her dressed in her adventuring gear.
>"Come on Anon, we aren't going to unseat that bitch laying in bed!"
>The quest to defeat the local monster lord continues, mostly because your childhood friend thinks she can run things better.

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>>37173454
From the previous Isekai cheat activities previous thread.

What happens if I use my Isekai dimensional transport chest abilities to transport and introduce Chocobos in the MGE world as domesticated animals and mounts? No, no Chocobos "monstergirls." They will only be domesticated animals and mounts.

Would monsters have uses for the iconic Final Fantasy animal?

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>>37176036
>>37176052
>Azatoth, the Blind Idiot God
>Blind IDIOT God

So you talking about Nyarlathotep and Yog-Sototh's dad now turned into mom?

Anon, don't. It's not worth it. Don't wake him up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37176067
I’m afraid anon’s pelvis would break before reaching them

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>>37176118
>Side quests for the Ulitmate party weapons
>The quest for Anon is to just get him some super holst milk just to fortify his hips
>Genki childhood friend/monster wants to tackle that one first, even over her own weapon

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>paladin puts all his remaining power into one final attack against salamander
>there is no way she could survive that
>he falls to his knees from exhaustion and relief
>the dust clears and she is still standing there
>she is giving him a creepy smirk
>"You just made me cum." she says

[Anonymous No.]

>>37176160
that explains the pond in the crater

[Anonymous No.]

Will succ help me fix my summoning circle so she's entirely bound to my will instead of being free to rape me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37176289
nah, she'll help you break it. She can't love you as well if shes stuck in the circle

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[Anonymous No.]

>>37176317
Tell her that humans don’t need to sleep together with a momster every night!

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>>37174256
I highly despise the mindflayer, there's something about making you dumb and dumber that's too dark, while being insane, oh well... aren't we all ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37176375
?

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>>37176375
the way i see she's slurping away the insecurities, the anxieties, the inhibitions and other such baggage.
just relax and enjoy the brain massage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37176317
That kid could run away any time... if he wanted to. I guess all men truly are shark sluts at heart.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>37176597
From the thumbnail I thought that's gonna be some Fairy-Bicorn hybrid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37176486
S-Shut up

[Anonymous No.]

>>37174256
I highly despise the mindflayer, there's something about making you dumb and dumber that's too
Too…
too…
I forgot, but big sis Mindflayer is beautiful!

[Anonymous No.]

>>37176317
what is it like to hug big tail?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37176486
Nah, I like dolphins better personally

[Anonymous No.]

>>37176700
>disposition:cruel
i'm not that hardcore

[Anonymous No.]

>>37176722
Marry an Orca. She won't be mean to (You), she'll just bully sharks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37176733
cetaceans, never once

[Anonymous No.]

>>37176700
Give me the dolphin girl pussy juice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37176748
But they told me they got something cool to show me in a cave

[Anonymous No.]

>>37176733
Bully of the sea, whereas sharks are the nobility of the ocean.

[Anonymous No.]

Tuesday Moo-sday!

[Anonymous No.]

>>37176829
Sorry cow but Wendi Wednesday is going to fire up soon.
Maybe next week.

>Disappointed wendi in a cow print coat lets out a disheartened 'awawa' until she realizes that tomorrow is her day

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>>37175620
>cheshire sobbing into the pillow while rhythmic honking and moaning from Anon's apartment next door keep her awake

[Anonymous No.]

>>37176685
Like a cool, slippery body pillow

[Anonymous No.]

>>37176869
No sad wendis allowed
If you see a sad wendi she must be given stretchy meat asap

[Anonymous No.]

>>37176940
Sad wendis need immediate hug deployment to make them happy.
Even the dire ones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37176960
Yesyes

[Anonymous No.]

>>37176829
Are there any stories about slowly falling in love with a holstaur? I need them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37176966
>Sad wendi noises become flustered mumbling and excited wiggling

[Anonymous No.]

>>37175840
Why do I want to feed her an Oreo?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37177005
because she wants an oreo and is subliminally implanting that urge in your head with magic

[Anonymous No.]

>>37177017
Owls are carnivores, shouldn't she want a meaty snack?

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>>37176960
>dire
No. Dire wendies are extremely dangerous. Hugging one will almost definitely lead to being dragged through the woods and getting raped in some ancient snow covered glade. Some haunted place were the hunted animals go to die and the hag wendies go to get fucked.

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>>37177030
>Dire wendi looks sad.
>Hug her
>A few minutes later you are getting your pelvis smashed inside the empty skull of a giant mammoth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37177047
What a head smashing experience

[Anonymous No.]

>>37177052
She even has tastefully strewn pelts to keep you warm AND look fashionable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37177068
>tfw you come to work wearing a suit made from pelts

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>>37173574
But I love Baphomet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37177109
>pelt anon is giving a presentation to his coworkers
>anon with arachne silk suit nodding his head
>anon in tiger stripped clothes taking notes
>anon in a regular polo is wondering if he's dressed right

[Anonymous No.]

>>37177114
I only give my soul to lisecenced dealers only

[Anonymous No.]

>>37177109
>Hey Anon, nice suit. Your wife hunt that Mammoth?
>"Yeah, she and her sisters got it over the weekend."
>Nice

>>37177142
>One Anon is wearing something that hurts to look at directly.

[Anonymous No.]

What if I get a loan from nuki...and then buy the nuki..

[Anonymous No.]

>>37177142
>anon in dragon scales
>anon in shogsuit

[Anonymous No.]

>>37177142
still less outrageous than the dress code at the convent

[Anonymous No.]

>>37173574

[Anonymous No.]

>>37177142
>>37177167
>One anon is wearing only a leaf due to his waifs religion

[Anonymous No.]

Gonna molest the tentacle and see how she likes it

[Anonymous No.]

>>37177114
i love them too.

[Anonymous No.]

Just gonna be honest I really really love huge fuckn gravity welling swishing sloshing warm sweaty heavy juicy mommy milkies and I need me a monmusu who can provide it for me

[Anonymous No.]

>>37177167
>anon in shogsuit
>shogsuit scares people cause it wiggles around and looks at people
>any woman that gets close to anon gets hissed at
>when anon gives presentations, it "quietly" gives pointers or says "ganbatte~!"
>anon is confused why people seem to keep their distance

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>>37177199
they're an interesting customer for anons massage parlor because you may need a different approach for specific tentacle's tentacles.

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>>37177225
but what about the ears anon

[Anonymous No.]

It's getting colder outside..

[Anonymous No.]

>>37177263
I can tell, the Rata's are getting softer.
Sure sign that winter is almost here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37177275
that just means they'll get caught in places when they are trying to snoop. easy molesting

[Anonymous No.]

You got stuck in a big pair of evil tits and every single step she does causes her jiggling breasts to paizuri you and force you to cum.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37177291
>Fatass Rata stuck trying to hide under my bed
Yeah, I think that's a pounding.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37177225
i cannot deny a weighted, heaving bosom

[Anonymous No.]

>>37177310
>you get presented the choice of big rata booty or big rata mofu
no wrong choice

[Anonymous No.]

Remember to sign up for your local sportsball team. We invented these sports and we gotta show the monsters we can compete with them

[Anonymous No.]

>>37177246
>different approach for specific tentacle's tentacles
I wouldn't touch her tentacles only her main body, as to deny her pleasure

[Anonymous No.]

>>37177314
>Servant, ever since I took you in as my personal attendant, has my chest seemed to be more...bounteous to you?

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>>37177291
>ratas have many doujins of them getting caught and pounded due to their winter weight

[Anonymous No.]

>>37177323
>Thick Rata captured and impregnated getting latest scoop, news at 11.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37177199
I'll milk them instead to get that sweet, sweet sap

[Anonymous No.]

>>37177351
>huh? oh sorry i was looking at your tits
i'm glad monsters welcome this approach.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37177386
You can only evade answering for so long with that technique.
Most likely when all of her chest coverings can't even reach her nipples.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37177351
>"err..."
>flashback of anon mixing holst milk in her drinks or using it for pastries
>"nope can't say I have miss thic-mistress"

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>>37177403
>"Curious.....It may simply be my imagination, thank you for the answer servant."
>Weeks later none of her tops fit so she's going bare chested while they get refitted.

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>>37177351
>might have been that ancient crown I found in an ancient tomb
>the writing there made my head spin
>I feel a strange compulsion to make more of them

[Anonymous No.]

Here's you're nun anon, now say something nice about her

[Anonymous No.]

>>37177455
nice dress

[Anonymous No.]

I am starting to get the feeling my wife is hiding something from me, I thought she was just an overly aggressive fox.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37177360
>"This just in: local news rata has been recently impregnated under a bed! Let's go to her for the latest. Ms. rata?"
>"That's Mrs. rata to you missy! I'm here with the stud anon that just recently fucked what I hope is triplets into me!"
>camera pans to a naked and confused anon that just brought breakfast in bed
>"We'll go into the details of that passionate night after this commercial break!"
>Wintertown News logo appears while you hear news rata squealing in joy at the pancakes anon brought

[Anonymous No.]

>>37177455
She has a cute tail

[Anonymous No.]

>>37177455
I like her fluffy tail and why is she trying to undress me and why does she have a lust filled gaze in her eesfzbnS

[Anonymous No.]

>>37177455
she should smile, bet it's cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>37177484
>WIntertown News Logo
>Its a Rata half in snow with a mic

[Anonymous No.]

>>37177521
>technical difficulties logo is a rata stuck in a window or tree

[Anonymous No.]

>>37177455
I like her huge tits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37177545
>Technical difficulties
>Rata being chased by Wendis
>Rata frozen in front of a grumpy Ice queen
>Rata in even more snow to the point that you just see the top of her tail

[Anonymous No.]

Bros I think you should stop this NoNutNovember stuff before it's too late. The monsters are starting to go crazy!

[Anonymous No.]

>ywn knock up an ancient evil and have her embarrassingly ask you to take responsibility

[Anonymous No.]

>>37177478
This makes me sad

[Anonymous No.]

>>37177586
I think the accumulation of sperm causes them to become hornier than ever!

[Anonymous No.]

>>37177455
Nice eyes. Very intimidating.

[Anonymous No.]

how can Wintertown get their amateur hokey team into the big leagues when half the team have crippling social anxiety?

[Anonymous No.]

>he tought he could make it through NNN as long as he didn't let anything touch his dick
Big mistake, boya! (You) are gonna cum in front of all those hags larping as JKs in the train! Hope you are ready for a gauntlet marriage!

[Anonymous No.]

>>37177597
Beast girls, no matter how prideful, cannot resist a human male once they enter heat. God help their husband, boyfriend or any nearby guy if they're single.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37177620
>"I will marry the one who stops her!"
>sneak out while they fight
easy

[Anonymous No.]

>>37177604
drugs

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>37177660
papa wendi is gonna put an axe through your head for that

[Anonymous No.]

>>37177022
I think monster girls are somewhat more capable of a little bit more omnivory.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37177620
lmao, thats why I became a mirror mage, to reflect magic right back at the perps without trying and to easily get out of tough situations by moving in the mirrors

[Anonymous No.]

>>37177620
This is why I drive to work or take the male-only train cars

[Anonymous No.]

>>37177684
>male only car
>>expecting it not to be filled with alps

[Anonymous No.]

>>37177675
but there's clowns there, in the liminal space between mirrors.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37177710
like they'd actually do anything

[Anonymous No.]

>>37177711
And? as long as I stay hidden, I can move without alerting any clowns

[Anonymous No.]

>>37177710
Alps don't scare me. They'll stutter to themselves off in the corner or drop their spaghetti when a sharp turn causes a guy to press in to them

[Anonymous No.]

>>37177719
>>37177741
Are you sure they wouldn't do anything at all?

[Anonymous No.]

You guys think if I kill myself now an undead waifu like a Banshee will still be able to save me when the portals open?
I can't take it anymore...

[Anonymous No.]

Alone in the world, there's a little WerecatKobold

[Anonymous No.]

>>37177684
>I drive to work
Succ Police is gonna give you a public nursing handjob for driving underage
>>>male only car
Anon, those are set-up by hags so they ''accidentally'' enter in and rape the sole male passenger in thm

[Anonymous No.]

>>37177786

[Anonymous No.]

>>37177779
thanks i hate it, though i still smile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37177799

[Anonymous No.]

Breed spooky skeletons

[Anonymous No.]

>>37177786
>Succ Police is gonna give you a public nursing handjob for driving underage
I'm old enough to drive and will show any her place if she thinks otherwise

[Anonymous No.]

>>37177816
i like those spectral or jelly skellies

[Anonymous No.]

>>37177765
Yep

[Anonymous No.]

How do I counter a really funny pregnancy prank?

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder the new punishment for those that attempt N*NutNovember is public edging for 30 days. Gotta make those humans understand they can't be this reckless in a city filled with so many horny hags
>>37177824
>I'm [insert less than 200] so I'm an adult by human standards
All criminals use that excuse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37177860
The long arm of the law can jerk me off and fuck off

[Anonymous No.]

>>37177859
Hit her with that vasectomy prank

[Anonymous No.]

>>37177860
but being reckless turns me on.... would an officer deny me my kink?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37177887
If it was last month, they wouldn't. But now that Bogie marriage cases are off-the-charts they can't let those clowns monopoli- I mean, can't let them rape those poor innocent little humans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37177860
Can I use peanut butter to catch ratas, or do I have to use real nuts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37177901
Why don't you just use deez?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37177779
How do you fuck a monster like this?

[Anonymous No.]

What should I do to let monsters know they are allowed to come into my house "uninvited" and violently rape me as they please?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37177860
The more monsters disrespect my age the more I will go out do Initial D street races

[Anonymous No.]

>>37177920
What's deez?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37177948
By law if the smell of hyperspermia during NNN is detected, any monster girl that did so is allowed to invide and violently rape the man responsible

[Anonymous No.]

>>37177978
SUGMA TITS!!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>37177978
DEEZ NUTS

[Anonymous No.]

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, beware the Mountains of Miniature Madness, the are terrors beyond mortal ken in those mountains.
Little terrors but terrors nonetheless.

[Anonymous No.]

What happens if I ask an automaton does a set of all sets contain itself?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37177939
In the mouths. Maybe there's even a hole in the middle.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>37178007
>"Ha! I'll never lose to some tiny eldritch terror!"
>5 minutes later anon is foaming at the mouth, his head in a shog's lap as she tenderly strokes his hair
Losing to chaos girls aint so bad

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that yetis can't hug you if you hug them first

[Anonymous No.]

>>37178081
*eldritch, not chaos, oops

[Anonymous No.]

>>37178008
She tells you not to ask dumb questions and rapes you for trying to send her into an infinite loop

[Anonymous No.]

>>37178081
>Anon is now forced to wear a Shog underwear
>Anon thinks this is a chastity belt of sorts so he won't ever have a boner in front of another girl
>It's actually made so she can force him to cum in front of anyone, specially Kikis and smugly look at them as she has her husband wrapped around her tentacle

[Anonymous No.]

>>37178081
>The terrifying shriek of a nacho can be heard echoing throughout the mountains.
>"Baaaakaaaaaaa"

[Anonymous No.]

I HATE THE PHARAOH I HATE THE PHARAOH I HATE THE PHARAOH

[Anonymous No.]

>>37178007
Love you goodnightanon

[Anonymous No.]

>>37178122
>Mini-meat, for the wendi who can't handle the big stuff yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37178119
That's nice, honey

Come to bed

[Anonymous No.]

>>37178119
>that hand gesture
ARE YOU IMPLYING SOMETHING ABOUT MY PENIS

[Anonymous No.]

>>37178119
i don't hate her but she's definitely second fiddle to apophis and ! !

[Anonymous No.]

>>37178119
Oh no!
The apophis is wearing clothes!

[Anonymous No.]

humans are to be drained by insect girl abdomens

[Anonymous No.]

>>37178207
easy way to identify married monsters

[Anonymous No.]

>>37178128
>WE MUST OVERTHROW THE FALSE KINGDOM
>I just asked what you wanted to eat for dinner dear
>SHE WILL NOT ESCAPE ME
>I think you still have time for morning snuggles sweetheart
>PHARAOH DELENDA EST
>very impressive babe
how to calm down apophis?
>

[Anonymous No.]

>>37178250
Nibble on the end of her cute little purple tail

[Anonymous No.]

I DID IT ALL FOR THE NUKI
(come on!)
THE NUKI

[Anonymous No.]

>>37178445
that neck fluff looks cozy

[Anonymous No.]

Time for ADVANCED riddles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37178250
Go on a grand adventure of overthrowing the pharaoh and taking your rightful seat on the throne next to your queen apophis, that ought to calm her down

[Anonymous No.]

>>37178445
Ain’t nothin to it
Mamono made me do it

[Anonymous No.]

>>37173539
>technology
Can use the microwave, stove, vacuum cleaner, washing machine, dishwasher, lawnmower
>T.Nuki's School for Waifu-Training graduate

[Anonymous No.]

>>37173875
Waifu training
>tear off my shirt
>jump out of my dirty jeans
>pull off her t-shirt
>slowly draw down her panties...
>ok, now I want these all washed, iron the shirt no starch, and dont mix the delicates with the heavy-duty cycle.
Remember, when you start fucking her, you're not going to have the energy left for domestic stuff, and it gives you time to breathe

[Anonymous No.]

>>37178242
>identify
Easy, other than Bicorns, theyre the only ones not sniffing at your crotch when you're walking down the street.
Other obvious signs from a distance are herbivore species buying large steaks at the market etc.

[Anonymous No.]

the doctor is in

[Anonymous No.]

>>37178250
>how to?
It's really difficult to be shouting revolutionary slogans with a dick pushed down her throat.

(Although most of sòy- /pol seems to manage it somehow)

[Anonymous No.]

>>37178621
Lot of colors in that syringe

[Anonymous No.]

Monster girls in black dresses look so elegant

[Anonymous No.]

>>37176317
oh, to rest my face against titty bigger than my head

[Anonymous No.]

>>37177455
I like her smile!

[Anonymous No.]

>>37178119
>bodystocking scarf snek
I like this

[Anonymous No.]

>>37178621
whos sick?

[Anonymous No.]

Some of my favorite phrases are when they say stuff like they are gonna fuck (You) so much you won’t ever be able to enjoy human/other girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37178119
>We have you surrounded!
>Come out and worship the sun!

[Anonymous No.]

>>37177478
>It's a new charcoal body wash!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>CC Succubus that makes you fuck her little sister as well
Y/N?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37179795
no only one

[Anonymous No.]

>>37179804
>Anon doesn't even fuck the CC succubus and only fucks the sister
Poor succubus

[Anonymous No.]

>>37179795
Yes, both at the same time.

[Anonymous No.]

I desire heat

[Anonymous No.]

>>37179795
Fuck her little sister. Make her watch. Keep fucking her little sister until balls are almost empty. Keep making her watch.
Give CC succ a pity fuck and a pathetic shot of cum. Cuddle closely with little sis succ at bedtime. CC succ sleeps on my backside. Never turn away from little sis succ the entire time while sleeping.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37178741
She looks so cute!

[Anonymous No.]

>>37179795
How about a batcat who makes you fuck her batcougar aunt too?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37179795
>CC Succ thinks I won't plant my dick in her dusty hag pussy and never pull out

[Anonymous No.]

ᴋᴏᴛ

[Anonymous No.]

>>37179795
but why tho?

[Anonymous No.]

What are the political implications of walking with an "I HAVE NEVER SEEN A VAGINA" T-shirt in MGC?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37180808
C&S charges

[Anonymous No.]

>>37180705
She doesn’t want her to be left out and or she finds it hot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37180808
I would wear a shirt that says "I never had sex ed and I don't know why I have a wiener"

[Anonymous No.]

>>37180350
Unf, this artist's catbats are always doing things to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37180808
Hope you like mandatory sex ed with old far hags

[Anonymous No.]

The truth is, if the portals were to open and you were interacting with monster girls, you're almost certain to fall in love with and marry a girl that wasn't your ideal monster waifu. Life is full of weird twists, turns, unexpected occurrences, and much more. I know we like to think otherwise, and that we're just gonna bum-rush our way to our favorite species' location. But chances are, you're gonna bump into or meet some mamono along the way who has a twinkle in her eyes and soft voice that makes your heart go doki doki, and in that moment, all you will want is her, and your previous desires will fade away. It's not a bad thing. Love is found in the most unexpected places. It will be a good end, and you'll have a long, fulfilling life with her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37181013
but like cancers, they need love too

[Anonymous No.]

>>37181050
Everyone will find love if they look for it

[Anonymous No.]

>>37181013
I live in the middle of nowhere

>if the poerals were to open
Ah you're one of those who want the monsters to come here? Shit taste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37181110
Portals opening implies travel between worlds, both ways.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37181170
Even worse

[Anonymous No.]

>>37181110
This, our shitty world don't deserve mamono love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37181175
Some of us don't hate everyone and everything and would actually like to keep in contact with some family and friends. Portals allow that. Also, I need my internet and vidya. MGE in its true setting doesn't have modern technology like we do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37178008
She says yes. You were probably thinking of Russel's paradox, but you failed to define it properly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37181404
Go make love to a chalkboard, learncow

[Anonymous No.]

>>37179826
I want the CC, the sister can hook up with someone else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37180045
What is this meme

[Anonymous No.]

>>37181404
>tfw ywn have a learncow gf that knows everything from prehistory and onwards due to her having lived through it all

[Anonymous No.]

>>37180045
>>37181492
>the st.kitts flag is now a meme...
you what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37180808
I want to have a shirt that says something like "this is what a mens right activist looks like" just to see how some monster girls would react on the streets.
>"Does your wife know you're wearing that"
>"I don't have a wife"
>[Distressed monster girls sounds]

[Anonymous No.]

I want a harem, not because I want to fuck multiple girls, but only because I want to be deeply desired by multiple girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37179795
Y and make it three

[Anonymous No.]

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[Anonymous No.]

>>37181748
I'm gonna order 6

[Anonymous No.]

>>37180045
Fresh out of heat, sorry

[Anonymous No.]

>>37181211
>Yeti with earmuffs pretends not to hear your cries for hugs
>"What's that? I can't hear you~"
>"You look cold, let me sit with you"
>Yeti puts her earmuffs on you and shares her scarf
>Her earmuffs are so warm and thick you can't hear anything now
>her scarf is wrapped over your mouth so you can hardly speak
>"Shh shh, just relax and let my cuddles take over, it's okay"
>you see her lips moving but can't hear her words
>one paw is wrapped around you, the other is stroking your head
>her grip is as strong as a bear, and her shared scarf means you won't be escaping for a while

[Anonymous No.]

>>37181013
That's what I also believe would be the case. Filtering love interest opportunities by species is a tad vain anyway, like deciding on your future soulmate to have green eyes. That said, for most people favorite species just approximate their type of personality, lifestyle, optimal climate etc. It's rarely set in stone.
>mfw even captcha subverts you with evil now
Fuck you clownworld.

[Anonymous No.]

Anyone rember this? Wonder how it'll look now if some (potential) new blood/people who've missed it last time drop themselves in.

https://www.google.com/maps/d/u/0/viewer?mid=1-lZ4tE6Gf-xPSRokWWInwxhbi4qUijQF&ll=5.370032218896011%2C23.697848480300195&z=2

[Anonymous No.]

>>37181013
a lot of the monsters I like the most are kind of rare, like mindflayers and apophis. this makes me wonder who I'd actually end up with though

[Anonymous No.]

i dont really get the appeal of maids

[Anonymous No.]

>>37181013
>>37182243
Some people forget the profile species are just a template. If I get claimed by a girl that ticks all the right boxes, I'm not going to complain she's not from my favorite species.

[Anonymous No.]

KC just twitter about magical wormholes busy monsters like Kiki use to pleasure their husbands while they work. Highly addictive and if

[Anonymous No.]

>>37182292
It's weird because Shogs are in my top 10, but I'm not really into maids either. I would prefer one that is a housewife without the maid shtick instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37182372
im in the same boat, but i don't even want a house wife. i mainly like shogs because of their eldritch nature and their appearance. wonder if they'd force it on you or not

[Anonymous No.]

>Day 3 of NNN: I wake up naked, my wardrobe is empty, just as any sort of fabric that ever had contact with me like sheets and towels.
>My adoptive sister that monsterized yesterday keeps repeating she needs fresh tissues like madness mantra
>My Kiki maid says if she sniffs deep enough she can smell the semen from those fabrics
>my Shog maid says I must be freezing and maaaaybe I should masturbate a bit for warmth while offering me some dark purple tissues “haha… ha…”. She also says I can just cum anywhere I want and they will clean no problem. They understand it must be hard now that they can’t find any sheet
>Kiki says “y-you can use my maid uniform too”. Lookibg closer even my gaming joystics is among her stuff as if she tried to relieve herself with the sweat of my palms when she couldn’t find traces of semen.
>Sister seems to be the one with least sanity of the bunch. Tells me I can cum anywhere I wish. I’m still human so she understands I may be getting restless due to NNN. It’s totally normal. Can cum anywhere, yup. She will clean it herself. Can cum anywhere. Can cum anywhere.
Oh no

[Anonymous No.]

>>37181748
that's mean anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>37182755
sounds like you need to take a vacation somewhere remote

[Anonymous No.]

>>37182755
pray the holy psalms and keep thine faith strong and no semen demon will steal it

[Anonymous No.]

>>37181896
Bottom-heavy loli tsurara-onnas and ice queens
Anal nakadashi

[Anonymous No.]

what's there to see and do in MGC?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37182990
Many restaurants.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37183034
what's some of the top spots?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37182990
enjoy the benefits of an extensive public transport system

[Anonymous No.]

>>37182990
The circus just came into town, I heard it was a wonderful time

[Anonymous No.]

>>37183038
Look, I ain't gonna lie to you. I'm not actually a tour guide. I was just distracting you while rodents of unusual size picked your pockets.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37183038
Depends what you want. Theres a lot of fine dining in the royal demon realm, the closer to the castle, the finer. Wonderland is also host to a lot of fine dining, but its less meals and more snacks and drinks. Tea and biscuits, etc. Pandemonium is host to no resteraunts, but the church of the fallen god hold sermons there in which a lot of good food is provided. Don't expect to have much time to eat it, though. They'll expect you to partake in their... events.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37182990
you can watch mgs try and fail getting bfs all day

[Anonymous No.]

>>37182990
Monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37182990
You can go to a milk bar

[Anonymous No.]

>>37183345
>go to milk bar
>get molested by drunk cows

[Anonymous No.]

>>37182990
Go explore. Theres plenty of dungeons with plenty of treasurs DESPERATE to be found, and fiends lurking in the darkness itching to meet you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37183503
anon breaking into some poor monster's basement doesn't count as dungeon diving

[Anonymous No.]

>>37183497
drunk spider cow

[Anonymous No.]

>>37183497
And why is that bad? Don’t tell me you’d rather be molested by lolis?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>37183647
>tfw you just fucked up a spell that turned you into a shota and your dark mage teacher gives you this look

[Anonymous No.]

>>37183667

[Anonymous No.]

>be born in the MGE world
>You are a shota's kid, meaning you are the love child between a monstergirl and a shots, or an adult man who was shotafied by Mamono Mana
>Starting kindergarten and your dad's still a young youthful teenager in high school >And your mom's some hundred year old Monstergirl that will forever be taller than your dad

[Anonymous No.]

>>37183647
>hfw you ate the posioned apple she gave and you fell asleep

[Anonymous No.]

>>37183772
>PTC roll around
>the first time that your teacher saw your mom and pop, she thought your pops was your brother
>You have to say that he's your pops
>When you go out with your pops, everyone thinks you are brothers
>Even when you grew up

[Anonymous No.]

>>37183772
>Dark Mage mom puts you in the same school as her lolihag friends so they can groom (You) and your mom knows you will be in the good hands of a trustworthy wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>37183789
I now have a craving for the fruit of the dark mage

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Breast milk i mean

[Anonymous No.]

>>37184181
titty milk straight from the tap pls

[Anonymous No.]

Bigger!

[Anonymous No.]

>>37184240
More milk? I am not sure you can handle that…

[Anonymous No.]

>>37182990
There's an amusement park, lots of gardens and parks (some more specie specific than others) lots of bars/restaurants/specialty places, there's a beach, a bay/harbor, there's a red light district, there's museums and maker studios, there's theaters and circuses, temples and other religious sites, you name it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>37182990
there's the the agrav circuit

[Anonymous No.]

>>37183571
Thiqq demon spider cow with massive tits that audibly slosh when they move

[Anonymous No.]

>>37184285
We need levels of milk you haven't seen before

[Anonymous No.]

>>37184364
What's in a mamono red light district?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37183830
>tfw at PTC everyone thought my dad was my grandpa

[Anonymous No.]

>>37184402
Strip clubs and brothels of all kinds of themes/fetishes, instant marriage dens, sex shops, sex related medical stations, porn movie studios, love hotels, etc

[Anonymous No.]

>>37184425
You forgot, that's where the local convent is too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37184465
makes sense, the best place to cleanse sin si to be right in the middle of it

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>37184495
Don't bait the fish

[Anonymous No.]

>>37184511
defenselessly exposing your back to the water is just asking for a sea bishop to suplex you into the sea

[Anonymous No.]

>>37184465
That's just another club/brothel
They do not actually know any of the prayers or have any background in theological training
I know this because I asked and all I got were very confused looks until one of the "sisters" told me that I was "in the wrong place"

[Anonymous No.]

>>37184548
well, I know where I am not going

[Anonymous No.]

>>37184534
Maybe I’ll suplex her onto land, how will she feel about that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37184560
Right? You have to go to the Holy Light district on the other part of town

[Anonymous No.]

>>37184604
what type of monsters can I find there that are not angels, cupids, and the like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37184402
Probably a place married women take their husbands to get some money while fucking them in public
Meanwhile horny virgin hags pay to watch and schlick to them

[Anonymous No.]

>>37184613
There are many monstergirls who devote themselves to the higher powers. Any of the monetaries, churches, temples, shrines, and other places have monstergirls from all species and walks of life

[Anonymous No.]

>>37184638
so I could even find slime nuns?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37184669
No doubt!

[Anonymous No.]

>>37184680
there's gotta be a catch to the holy light district If I can find any monster as a nun

[Anonymous No.]

>>37184698
there's humans around too

[Anonymous No.]

>>37184717
Gun nun! Fun!

[Anonymous No.]

>>37184726
gun nun fun when filled with cum

[Anonymous No.]

>adopted son of a monster girl family gets punished for something or other
>gets mad
>in a juvenile rage he yells "Screw you guys! When I grow up I'm going to marry a HUMAN woman!"
How to get supergrounded speedrun

[Anonymous No.]

>>37184753
time to show that kid what human women do

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw ywn be summoned by a coven to become their altarboy and help them be fruitful

[Anonymous No.]

>>37184872
coven is witches
convent is nuns

[Anonymous No.]

>>37184892
Thx, I get confused

[Anonymous No.]

>>37184717
It's not that bad. Holy adventurers usually go to the district to spend coin on the men there, and restorative magic is very useful to keep you energized.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37184698
Yeah, you can't lewd them

[Anonymous No.]

>>37184966
Imma still do it anyways

[Anonymous No.]

>>37184977
That's wrong anon
They are on a path of ascension. Why corrupt them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37184992
>corrupt them
no, I am just making more nuns, thats all

[Anonymous No.]

>>37184872
Convents are full of loppholes like this. Gloryholes in the confessional means it's not an orgy when they all run a train on you, asking you to bathe with them is not the same as asking for sex, even if you still always end up doing it, and anything summoned through magical means can be classified as "magicial aid" in paperwork.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37185019
Tell me, would you say no to a bunch of nuns like this?

[Anonymous No.]

Boys are so silly

[Anonymous No.]

>>37185019
>bathes are daily (sometimes multiple times) rituals disguised as baptisms to wash away all the sin and indiscretions from earlier that very day
>she keeps mentioning how all the sin has been washed away while idly rubbing her gravid belly
sometimes doublethink can be cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>37185019
No wonder my holy attire is skimpy and they take a lot of photos of me…

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Harpy Watcher's Codex is out, the artfag I partnered with to produce this is a huge harpy fan so we had a lot of fun with it. It's 100% free.

https://outismedia.itch.io/harpy-watchers-codex

I was going to just upload it here, but it's a bit spicy for a blue board. Downloading it once means you'll be able to redownload it if you misplace it, no DRM or anything like that.

Hope you guys enjoy. More ecchi comics with big-tiddy monster girls doing track and field coming soon.

If you like HWC, please let us know which harpy variant you liked most. Till next time.

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>>37185285
>my holy attire is skimpy
That is simply because the less fabric you're wearing, the closer you are to God.
>they take a lot of photos of me
Well, you're the best altar boy they've ever had so they want pictures for posterity.

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>>37185303
Already downloaded this, honestly. The Dove and Crow entries are great.

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>>37185303
Is this a brand new artist?

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KC released tweets on Halloween. According to him in Zipangu monsters which are normally devoted and calm behave as "western monsters" for that day and rape their husbands.

In mainland MGE monsters Halloween is celebrated by dressing up the husband as a male monster of his wife, in that day even men that get raped all the time by their wives are expected to take charge and be the one raping the wife instead, like a male monster would. Now, this brings me questions about Hellhounds. Does this mean that during Halloween Hellhounds would actually submit to their husbands? They are supposed to be make Hellhounds during that day, after all.

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You should move into a cabin out in the thick snow covered wilderness with no neighbors or civilization for miles.
It's totally great there.

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>>37185429
no, rather want to be on the MGE equivalent of the Galapagos islands

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>>37185406
I also forgot to add Halloween is also greatly celebrated by undead and if you are a single guy dressing up for Halloween is a great way to attract undead monsters. While it is not outright stated, I assume that if you dress as the male of a particular undead race you would attract that particular undead. If a human wife died, she can return as undead in Halloween.

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I'm gonna say it: Nuns are overated.

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>>37185440
How many lazy undeads just "go as themselves" for halloween?

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>>37185429
Big, white paws somehow typed this post despite being too big for a keyboard

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>>37185406
Hellhounds can be dominated, you just can't "break" them. She might let him do the first move, but he still has to actually overpower her and it's on him if he fails. Or he could be a scrub and use a raging mushroom.

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>>37185090
Nuns like that are dangerous.
>Easily makes you orgasm multiple times using her body until you're bone dry.
>Says a prayer to revitalize your body, instantly giving you energy and a rock-hard erection.
>Slams her hips down on you until you send an extra-potent shot directly into her womb.
>As she pulls herself off, the next nun in the group surrounding you takes her place.

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>>37185473
I agree
In fact, lewding nuns is irreverent and disrespectful

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Oh no! I cummed to cows!

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>>37185501
>She might let him do the first move, but he still has to actually overpower her and it's on him if he fails.

That is my question. If during Halloween they would allow their husbands to overpower them and act as if they were tamed by him, like actually following his orders and that stuff.

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>>37185435
Turtle-geezer-girl rape-time?
>just pretend to run away in slo-mo so she can catch you

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>>37185476

Apparently that is the point of the celebration. Undead go by themselves while men are the ones that dress up. If you are already married to an undead you have to weak a costume and cook for your wife her favorite "meals" or otherwise she will play a "trick" on you. Basically it is like a celebration for the undead and they are expected to be pampered by their husbands on that day.

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>>37185429
would much prefer to go to a huge, sprawlling, seemingly abandoned city harboring ancient secrets

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>>37185600
not only that, imagine all the colorful sallies and harpies that are around

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>>37185473
so are maids but i don't let that stop me

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>>37185595
We don't know the mating habits of Hellhounds before the current DL, but likely the females didn't submit for long and the male had to actually fight the female before mating. In their modern Halloween celebrations they should be okay being submissive during sex as long as you win, bonus points if you bite her shoulder when you do her doggy style, but ordering her around afterwards would probably be pushing it.

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>>37185728
A bar-bear-ian?

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>>37185406
how the fuck do i dress up as a giant snake

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>>37185871
slap on some mouse ears or something and i'm sure you'll get the desired effect

[Anonymous No.]

"I've decided, anons. See ya all on other side."

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Fun thing, KC tweets imply Hellhounds have a "It is your fault I am raping you!" mentality.

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>>37185944
They're right. Men are sluts.

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>>37185936
i love willowisps but i dont want to commit suicide right now
do they accept the living?

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>>37185957
S-Shut up

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>>37185957
Hey, I prefer the name free use

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>>37185948
she actually did something vampire-y. neat.

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>>37185957
Just because I'm weak doesn't mean I'm a slut.

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>>37185715
Slutty brat hellhounds are the best because they would act smug and confident every time, and then always lose.

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>>37185957
just because I wear skimpy clothes and try to act mature for my age doesn't mean I need to be shown that I am just a boy that needs to be mindbroken

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>>37185957

>But look at what he was wearing!
>Why would he be so defenseless in front of a guardian monster if he wasn't asking for it?

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>>37186040
i bet i could lose to them

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>>37186040
Hellhounds don't lose

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>>37186003
Yeah, have been meaning to get something like this for a while. Just took a while to come in.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to hug a monster girl

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>>37185440
How do you dress as one of spectral mamanos...?

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Anyone got any suggestions for good positions for monsters molesting men? Ya might see a drawing or two of it

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What killed the hype?

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>>37186174
For what?

[Anonymous No.]

What do monsters do and say in their angsty teenage rebellion phase?

[Anonymous No.]

What if it turned out Naoto had a gf?

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>>37173490
How about a nice 0, being a parent sounds cringe.

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>>37186155
Man sitting on a large monster girl's lap with his legs spread out, her hand either touching his clothed crotch or jerking him off.
>>37186244
You know that comic.

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>>37173490
I don't want any. I don't want to pass down my autism and I wouldn't be a good parent besides.

[Anonymous No.]

Kc just introduced magic gloryholes.
Today's been pretty good, so far.
https://twitter.com/k_cross/status/1455884013554393091

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whatever you do, don't lose you elves

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>>37186033
>>37185957
>>37185944

Actually in one of the tweets, KC said that if you go near a Hellhound's place where she lives she will think "Why are you so defenseless? You are inviting me to have sex, aren't you?"

That tweet was in response to KC tweeting about a liquor that attracts underworld MGs and I asked him if it would be useful to attract Hellhounds. His reply was basically "Mate, you don't need the liquor to attract a Hellhound, just be defenseless in front of one."

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I want a harem of hellhounds for Christmas.

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>>37186371
Where does hellhound live?

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>>37186356
>don't lose your elves
I can't even run from them even if I wanted to

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>>37186311
>kikimoras noted for liking the magic gloryhole
Oh boy, here come the kiki prostitute forced memes

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>>37186371
So if you carried a weapon of some description, would they leave you alone? Is a demon realm silver weapon of some description an absolute must, now?

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Can i befriend a single monster without becoming their mate?

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>>37186311

Ultrakek, google translates "Because of Sabbath" to "Because of Saturday".

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>>37186395
>kiki prostitute forced memes
don't make fun of her when she's turning tricks at the corner of your bedroom, your her #1 customer

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>>37186401
>f you carried a weapon of some description, would they leave you alone?
Sounds like even a goddamn tank would could as poor defense for Hellhounds

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>>37186401

Not leave you alone, but I do think they would be less likely to rape you unless she is feeling very horny or wants to show you how weapons are too dangerous for men to use. Hellhound strikes me as the kind of MG that would roll her eyes at a particularily defensive guy and go at the easier less bitchy target.

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>>37186409
for a while, yes

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>>37186409
If you are married, likely yes.

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Demon Silver Armor good protection?

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>>37186409
Dick move

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>>37186423
>Tfw you're out $1000 in one week because you can stop hiring the same kiki prostitute
She only charges $20 an hour, but I've burned through all my savings. So I'm gonna be heartbroken when I tell her tomorrow that I simply don't have any money to hire her again.

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>>37186107
That would be the kind of line she would say, yes.

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>>37186373
Imagine how many litters you could make with a whole harem of them

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>>37186311
>see magic gloryhole appear as you're going about your day
>feeling more mischievous than horny
>put a cucumber in it instead of your cock
>come home to angry wife
thank you mister kenkou

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>>37186311
can a man use one?

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>>37186548
"Therefore, in order to connect the hole to the bride's mouth or female genitalia, it is necessary to insert the husband's male organ into the hole.
If you insert any other object into the hole, it will not connect to your wife."
Anon's plan was sadly foiled that day.

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>>37186487
>dread telling your kiki prostitute about how your too poor
>go into her room and she's still in your corner
>has a sign saying "Free impregnation! First Come First Served!"
What a deal! looks like you wont go kiki-less today

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KC also spoke about St. Kikimora servant school.
Based beyond belief.

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>>37186414
That is a legit definition of Sabbath, yes.

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>>37186579
So I can go and mess with the maids in training?

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>>37186414
Because of Sabaton.
t.russian google translate

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>>37186599
"Unfortunately, St. Kikimora Service High School is an all-girls high school and the dormitory is closed to boys...

However, there is a dormitory for male staff members that is always open for applications, and students can come and go as they please. In some cases, a duplicate key will be provided.
In addition, the boys' school attached to the school is also recruiting students, and its dormitory is also open to our female students."

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>>37186614
>High school of young maids
Be still my heart.

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>>37186614
>highschool
how much you want to bet that most of the students are CCs larping as Jk

[Anonymous No.]

Portal-anon here, I can get you one of the following:
>One white snake
>Twin milk cows
>Single-use teleportation device into a devil bug nest

Free of charge, which one you want?

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>>37186579
>>37186614
Link?
>>37186647
I'd bet at about half, since married monsters would likely sent their daughters to it too.

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>>37186650
Can i get uhh a frosty and a whopper

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>>37186647
"Yes.
St. Kikimora's Apprentice High School accepts women of all races and fosters a spirit of service."
Even dragon hags can be maids, anon.

Furthermore, the annex school is good too.
"Random: What will the attached boys' school teach us?
KC: From the Imperial Department, which nurtures future royalty and nobility (husbands who are worthy of serving)
To the ordinary school where the common people (simple and supportive masters) study hard.
For the craftsmen (masters who want to help them along the way), there are a variety of specialized courses to help them develop their skills.
You may have heard the voice of a certain race's heart a little."

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>>37186650
Twin milk cows please

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>>37186668
On the secret twitter account.
Furthermore, something about power levels

"The weak husband of the demon girl is actually strengthened by the circulation of magic power and the full movement of his body as he is teased and squeezed by his wife every night.

Ordinary bandit: LV4
Wishy-washy husband: LV50
Strong and strong demon bride: LV120

Or something like that."

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>>37186686
Yeah sure, just take this, press the button on the top, and boom, you've got a whopper and a frosty.

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>>37186650
twin milk cows, extra thicc and extra tall about 8 ft pls

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>>37186650
>Two milk cows.
Elaborate, because something tells me this is a monkey's paw where they're literal dairy cows

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>>37186687
>special school for prissy nobles
cunts

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>>37186311
Christ, the city can't seem to fix anything these days, I better go and fix these holes.

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>>37186747
Oh yes, they're dairy cows all right. Highly productive cows, even more so when you sex them.

Might I recommend a walk in refrigeration unit. You're gonna have a lot of milk on your hands, and you're not gonna want it to go to waste.

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>>37186804
..... Give me two, milky, extra busty holsts and we're set.
Or jus two holsts in general, bust size can grow on them.

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>>37186783
I will go to that class as a commoner just to piss off those As to rub in there faces that a lowly peasant is actually better than them

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>>37186278
>>37186155
anyone else has any suggestions?

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>>37186485
How is that a dick move? she can find someone to be all romantic with while we enjoy our platonic hobby i wont stop them.

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>>37186894
Sounds like you're asking yo be shipped to a re-education camp

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>>37186650
Devil Bug nest. I'm gonna take my audio gear and 120 gB of trance/techno/EDM music, and turn those bugs into my own personal Rave Sluts

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>>37186785
>"PLEASE I JUST WANTED CUM"

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>>37186973
>Leave an address through the portal.
>"If you can find me, you can get it."
>Its the address to your work
...I kinda wanna see a jinko now break into my work trying to find me.

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>>37186508
at least one.

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>>37186155
Monster carrying her husband over the shoulder while grabbing him inappropriately

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>>37186573
Still gotta break the news for any future visits.

[Anonymous No.]

Centaurs have very efficient anuses for releasing feces. No need to worry about stink when going down on her horse bits as there will be no residue from defecation.

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Can there be romance between a kiki and a fellow staff butler anon, or can they only be in that power dynamic master servant relationship?

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>>37187055
It could be the head butler and his Kiki underling.

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>>37187062
I don't know if goats have efficient anuses as well, but one thing I do know is that loli goats in particular are weak to anal intercourse.

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ew I wondered why it was starting to smell like shit

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>>37186132
What noises do yetis make when they're excited?

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>>37187112
>High pitched 'eeeeeeeeee' noise

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>>37186915
Re-education camp?

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>>37187121
I imagine most yetis to be genki and full of energy, so this is probably the case

[Anonymous No.]

What are the evil, scheming mofucores going to do to our heroine kiki?

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>>37187147
Yetis are the cheeful girl next door that wants to cuddle.
This is true regardless of if they're lolis, shortstack, or dire.

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Jinkos are stated to be gentlemen. How many times would it take for a Jinko to snap of her saving or escorting men only to receive a "thank you" and a kiss on the cheek at most?

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FACT: Elves are the most powerful race in the world

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>>37187165
She would go into heat before she gets frustrated enough about it.

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>>37187205

In heat Jinkos are still gentlemen, right?

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>>37187158
Dire Yeti will see you shoveling your sidewalk and offer a mug of hot cocoa, her paws are so big she has to pinch the handle with 2 fingers

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Game the cupid system, find your chosen partner(before they find you) then avoid them for shits and giggles.

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>>37187192
>still kneel and in debt to the Nuki

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>>37187165
>be friends with jinko
>intentionally put yourself in either dangerous or compromising situations to find the answer to that very question
>stumble a little on the edge of a cliff, she saves you
>let her catch you bathing in the river
>wander into the dark elf part of town, only to be rescued by ms. Jinko
>masturbate with the door open that same night, knowing she's in the next room over
Anon's now gone so far as to make her save him from an avalanche as well as 'sleepwalking' into her room naked at night, but she hasn't broken yet

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>>37187261
>Where did you find a mug this small?
>"I went to the 'gifts for your husband' shop. I have to go to the gas station for my own mugs."
>She takes a long pull out of a big gulp

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>>37187271
>jinko is denser that a harem protag
>You've taken a horny potion and she just took you to the hospital for treatment

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>>37187288
>Thanks, you know this cocoa is really g- did you say "gifts for husband"?
>Dire Yeti casting a huge shadow over you
>you can hear her heavy breathing and see the mini clouds form from the cold
>the last thing you see is a huge white paw aiming for your face

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Man, 'ticores are dumb

[Anonymous No.]

Would grown-up monsters confidently come out and say with pride that the husbands they have, who are way older then them, use to fuck them as young lolis?

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https://twitter.com/suhey345/status/1455914485361766402
Elves are getting really desperate huh

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>>37187476
>Ma'am this is not a nude beach

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>>37186710
Time to measure the levels of all anons.

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>>37187476
no, elves just dress like that on the beach

[Anonymous No.]

So do monsters proactively find as many human girls as they can to convert or does it be more passive.

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>>37187505
keep your power level probe away from me, I only let my my wife do stuff like that

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>>37186650
can't I get one pair of white milk snakes with cow training?

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>>37187192
That has to be the dumbest outfit here.
>pointy metal dangling at ankle level
>boots cut to not protect inside ankle
>when she stops standing splay-legged and tries to walk, the pointy thing cuts her ankles to pieces
>hopefully bleeds out and dies in agony

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>>37187539
greedy one you are, anon. devil bugs it is.

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>>37187514
Wtf but the elf I met said since she lost her top and I saw her tits I had then I had to strip too and show her my dick. Are you telling me it was all a lie?

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>>37187544
>Anon reaches the demon general
>She's about to have her evil monologue
>Anon just keeps criticizing her armor and how little sense it makes
>He won't even let the demon get a word in to tell him it's magical
>Anon ends up fighting a naked demon instead

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>>37186650
I would like the devil bugs please sir.

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>>37187192
peak /tg/tard

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>>37187560
bro, you got played/ This is why you learn about the culture of all the monster girls you can so you don't get fooled

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>>37187569
I'm pretty sure that's an /int/ meme

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>>37187544
>hopefully bleeds out and dies in agony
Someone call a Boogie we got a live one here.

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>>37187559
are they at least milkbugs?

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>>37187580
The clown or the teddy bear?

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>>37187589
Naturally. Cockroach milk is the most nutritious after all.

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>>37187592
You are getting spanked and jerked off by the clown

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>>37187592
The teddy bear wearing a clown mask and a home made cream pie

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>>37187489
Makes you wonder how many monster girls stripped in normal beaches to fool a human that it was a nude beach and poor guy got married to all those perverts

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>>37187324
Finally, a monster you can safely call your best friend!
>>37187533
Only the extremists are that proactive. Otherwise some monsters can monsterize a woman as a favor, but they generally don't go out of their way to do it.

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>>37187594
bullshit, Fat Tony assured me that Rat Milk is superior

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>>37187594
>>37187612
>not drinking spider milk for max gains

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>>37187612
Tony's a fat Guinea, he couldn't tell good milk from a jar of spunk.

[Anonymous No.]

Jabberwock has broken another scale

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>>37187677
Good, that means there’s more of her to love and molest

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https://twitter.com/L_buffer/status/1455911813007040519
need monster girls based around doing this

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>>37187704
Bogey and Bogie see all humans as if they're children so you can expect it from them anyway, just for different reasons

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>>37187704
>https://twitter.com/L_buffer/status/1455911813007040519
Sounds awe-
I-I mean sounds horrible. Who'd want to be shoved inside a beeg pair of tits and paraded around moaning in pleasure. Haha... ha...

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BIG
MEATY
P'ORCS

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>ywn be platonic friends with the monstergirl prostitutes
>while they know they aren't your type, they still worry that your single, and look around for a good girl for you
>give you tons of tips and lessons so that when they finally find someone for you, you'll be able to give them the best night of their lives

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I want a pink, giggly, airheaded Shoggoth.

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/L_buffer/status/1455875944271396864/photo/1
Poor human stuck on ass forced to creampie her as much as she wants. This is why we should listen and marry lilims

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>>37187568
No.

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>>37187592
The clown is a boogie or is that just a meme?

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>>37187972
The clown is the boogey's cousin

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>>37186371
>know you can't walk past your local hellhound defenseless
>wear a full suit of armor, carry a sword and shield
>safeandsound.jpg
>she jumps you anyway, flattens you in an instant
>opens you like a fat cat cheshire opening a can of tuna, soon drained and humiliated in what remains of your armor
>she says that you shouldn't have been defenseless near her
>point out your armor
>she ripostes with the fact that you still got drained
Touche, hellhound. Touche...

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>>37187972
Have you been away for a while?

[Anonymous No.]

I can't find KC's tweets about the Kiki institute anywhere. Is it on his panteron or something?

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>>37188019
Probably the secret club account.

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>>37188027

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>>37187993
i dont remember this

[Anonymous No.]

>>37187813

[Anonymous No.]

Could anybody who has access to the sekrit account copy paste his latest tweetstorm? Don't need translations just the raw text.

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>>37188037
That's what NNN does to your brain. She was out for weeks.

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>>37188037
It's been three weeks, plenty of clownposting in the meantime.
>>/jp/thread/S36951652#p36955942

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>>37188056
Seconding!

[Anonymous No.]

You have attracted the attention of the guild of assassin cats, they wish to recruit you. Do you accept yes or no?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37188173
I wouldn't make a good assassin though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37188173
I know of the nurglean plagues those cat carry. Hard pass, which only means yes but with a struggle

[Anonymous No.]

>>37188173
But I am neither a cat nor an assassin

[Anonymous No.]

>>37188173
I only draw, what am I gonna do?

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>>37188178
You don't understand anon, you're the perfect type- assassin for getting rid of that insipid lizardman guard captain cracking down on "assassinations", all you have to do is is walk into the guard house while all the guards are out at the tavern, while she's stuck there doing paperwork and undress before her and give such a nosebleed that she'll be out of comission for about 6 months or so then another 18 years

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>>37188173
assassins don't normally need healers, they must have shadowy motives.

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>>37188272
The assassins must get injured from time to time. Its nothing to worry about, Anon! Plus, sometimes, they need a little R&R. Someone to cuddle after a hard day's work!

[Anonymous No.]

Remember no matter the species all monsters have a little cow in them