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37177625 No.37177625 [Reply] [Original]

I WANT TO MARRY THIS GODDESS

>> No.37177647
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37177647

>>37177625
I am her concubine.

>> No.37177703

>>37177625
Noone said that ever

>> No.37177817
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37177817

>>37177703
I said it! Me! I want her! I want the hag goddess!

>> No.37177819
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37177819

>>37177703
She is popular.

>> No.37177832

>>37177819
Not really

>> No.37177866
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37177866

>>37177832
Let me rephrase that. She is popular with me and her many fans.

>> No.37177907 [DELETED] 

>>37177625
Amogus lady.

>> No.37178038
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37178038

>>37177866
This is the truth, her appearing in Whaletits made my cock soar through the roof

>> No.37178131

>>37177866
>>37177819

This is correct. We love you Kanako-sama!

>> No.37178228
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37178228

>>37178131
I want to give Kanako-Sama all of my faith!!!

>> No.37178281

Kanako is not popular. Kanako has no romantic experience. Kanako is a flabby drunk hag. And you can do better than that

>> No.37178296

>>37178228
Faith sent!

>> No.37178300
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37178300

>>37178281
Kanako is not flabby!

>> No.37178307
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>>37178300
Behold your """war goddess"""

>> No.37178343
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>>37178307
Don't be fooled by that Tengu propaganda anon! Kanako is NOT flabby!

>> No.37178366

When Kanako-sama sits it sounds like *thump* and that's perfectly fine!

>> No.37178367
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>>37178307
Kanako isn't flabby, but even if she was, I really like her. Kanako is greater than her physical features. I just want to take naps with the cute snake!

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37178385

>>37178307
Behold your LOVE goddess

>> No.37178481
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God I want to become Kanako's property. I want to be unable to leave the vicinity of the Shrine except for when i'm accompanying Kanako. I want her to use me to vent her frustrations. I want her to dress me up. I want her to hide me away from the shrine visitors. I want her to use me as a bodypillow every night

>> No.37179469
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37179469

>>37178481
Being this virgin hag's frustration relief...

>> No.37186955

I like Kanako!

>> No.37186976

>>37178307
How Kanako looks now vs how she looked when she was 20.
This poor old lady is WAY past her prime.

>> No.37187293

>>37186976
Who wants to worship such a has-been goddess? Sanae's PR work for Kanako must be top notch

>> No.37187454

Being kidnapped and forced into an arranged marriage with kanako!

>> No.37187562

>>37187454
Who does the kidnapping? Sanae because she's the Moriya lackey and wants to help Kanako stop being a pathetic virgin already? Or Kanako who decides to take matters into her own hands?

>> No.37187581

>>37187562
Kanako of course

>> No.37187623

>>37187581
That's pretty embarrassing for Kanako. She's supposed to be this imposing god, yet she herself is having to go out and kidnap a husband? I bet she's not even good at sneaking considering how much she *thud*s around

>> No.37190699

I'm going to make Kanako the godmother of my child.

>> No.37190732

>>37190699
I now remember that kogasa fic that anon wrote

>> No.37191789

>>37190732
That person promised to do a follow up, but never did.

>> No.37193721
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>>37187562
Sanae.
She didn't want to, but she had to do it since
Kanako becomes a bashful dork interacting with the opposite sex. She starts bushing, sweating and stuttering just from being in the same room as a man.
If Sanae hadn't done anything, Kanako would stay a lonely virgin until the end of times.

>> No.37200159

i like kanako

>> No.37200187

>>37200159
she's alright, I guess

>> No.37200218

I'll repeat: Kanako has already had 19 children.

>> No.37200267

>>37200218
It's nice that Kanako is so affectionate towards her cats, but the way she calls them her children is a bit... much.

>> No.37200462

>>37193721
Is it really too much to ask to have a Kanako to tease?

>> No.37200792

>>37178281
What if flabby drunk hags are my thing?

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37201492

>>37200218
>>37200267
Kanako needs to stop following in Alice's footsteps, that's a bad path to go down.

>>37200792
Don't lie, it's rude for young men to lead on hags like this, and make them think there's a chance at a romance for them.

>> No.37203663

>>37201492
But I ain't, I want to fuck Kanako unitl her hips give out and still fuck her some more

>> No.37203720

>>37203663
Considering how old she is her hips giving out is likely to happen. Pretty embarrassing

>> No.37203789

>>37203720
And? I like that. It gets me hard, I also want ot molest her flab as well

>> No.37208937

I want to get molested by kanako

>> No.37219423

>>37208937
Getting manhandled by Kanako!

>> No.37219548

>>37219423
How delightful!

>> No.37224759

>>37219548
I wouldn't protest.

>> No.37224788

kanako smells like grandma's body powder

>> No.37224908

>>37224788
cute

>> No.37225004

>>37224788
gross

>> No.37225006

kanako smells good

>> No.37227069

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>> No.37227322

>>37224788
wow... kanako is not very hip and cool...

>> No.37227617
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37227617

>>37177907
>among us

>> No.37228160

>>37227069
her face is a mess, i can make out the clothes, mirror, arms, rope thingy, hair, but her face is formless

>> No.37228171
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37228171

>>37228160
kanako's face is always a mess!

>> No.37228474

>>37201492
What if I make it clear I don't want romance, and that I just want us to be friends who use each others' bodies for pleasure?

>> No.37228487

>>37227617
https://youtu.be/4KfC923EFsY

>> No.37228760

>>37228474
Kanako will interpret that as playing hard to get

>> No.37228818

>>37201492
But I ain't lying, I want to see her spill her spaghetti when I ask her out on a date

>> No.37228833

>>37201492
I want to slap Kanako-sama's mighty butt!

>> No.37228945

>>37228474
She'll accept, and then slowly try to turn that relationship into a romantic one.

>> No.37231755

>>37228487
You need to go back

>> No.37232653

>>37228945
How sad, what a desperate hag

>> No.37236433

>>37232653
Why would you even say that, anon?

>> No.37242453

>>37177647
No i am

>> No.37244079

>>37224788
She smells like sex

>> No.37244106

>>37231755
To where?

>> No.37244197

>>37244106
Whatever shithole you came from

>> No.37245452

>>37244079
lmao good joke anon. Maybe desperate virgin who masturbates in her room all the time.

>> No.37246207

>>37245452
>tfw ywn catch her reading some doujins while flicking her bean
>ywn schlick her off while making fun of her doujin choice
>ywn whisper in her ear that we could do the real thing tommorrow
>ywn make her cum harder than she ever had before
>ywn leave her semi-conscious and tell her you am coming back tommorrow
>ywn see her standing at the gate with a creepy nasty smile like the nasty creepy virgin she is

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37247093

>>37246207
Who are you quoting, crossie?

>> No.37247121

>>37247093
so I can't greentext, Faggot?

>> No.37252808

post kanap

>> No.37256278

>>37245452
>Maybe desperate virgin who masturbates in her room
I bet Kanako-sama's room smells lovely.

>> No.37257831

>>37247121
No, not on this board.

>> No.37257969

>>37247093
gatekeeping is kind of stupid when you let women post here anyway

>> No.37260149

>>37257969
You clearly do not belong here

>> No.37260155
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37260155

>>37177625
I love Kanako's big… rope

>> No.37263816

>>37260155
its a symbol for purity

>> No.37265619

>>37263816
So it's actually a huge sign that says "I'm a virgin loser"?

>> No.37265737

very old

>> No.37272519

>>37265737
(you)

>> No.37272806

>>37191789
I’m sorry anon, i really haven’t forgotten. I just haven’t been on the jay much. One of these days in a Kogasa thread though…

>> No.37276452

Kanako is sexy, change my mind!

>> No.37277967
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>> No.37278759

>>37276452
Hi Sanae, I know you mean well but it's a bit creepy to make such overt posts about your mom from you.

>> No.37279087

>>37278759
I am not sanae, I am an anon who thinks that the fat, flabby, drunk old hag of a goddess is sexy

>> No.37282561

>>37177625
Same

>> No.37284154

>>37276452
She is a virgin dork. She's also a terrible kisser since she has zero experience.

>> No.37284188

>>37284154
even better, whats sexier than teaching an old goddess how to love

>> No.37284308

>>37200218
I can give her ten more

>> No.37284983

I wish Kanako threads weren't such trash.

>> No.37285306
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37285306

Kanako has gone unruly...

>> No.37285476

>>37285306
The 302 boyfriends of Sanae are a bad influence on Kanako-sama!

>> No.37290305

>>37285306
I like young Kanako.
I want to touch her.

>> No.37290365
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37290365

Chimata's popularity(?) seems to be having a negative effect on Kanako...

>> No.37295074

>>37177625
sorry she is mine and her vgg already took the shape of my bwc

>> No.37295836

>>37290365
Both Kanako and Chimata are dorky virgin goddesses. One being influenced by the other is to be expected.

>> No.37297325

>>37295074
>my bwc
I thought everyone on /jp/ was a chink

>> No.37302928
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>> No.37302977

>>37290365
I love that doujin where Chimata looks up to Kanako as a goddess that regained her power, the small blue dork goddess learns from the big blue dork goddess!

>> No.37302994
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37302994

>>37297325
Actually we're all little girls here

>> No.37303007
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>> No.37303033

what an atrocity of a thread this is, kanako forgive us all

>> No.37303034

>>37284983
Kanako threads are some of the better hag threads. Yuuka's are filled with cbt posters or really low quality posters who drown out the good ones, and Yukari's...

Kanako's threads attract crossboarders for some reason but at least they're OK. Eirin's threads seem to be the least popular but from what I've seen they're OK too. I don't stray into Yuyuko threads too much so I have no idea what they're like.

>> No.37303049

>>37303034
Yuyu threads are mainly image spam

>> No.37303280

>>37302994
Not me, I'm a sinsack that inseminates the /jp/ little girls.

>> No.37303481

If you were able to get an invitation to the Moriya Shrine for a special one on one meeting with it's fabled goddess, what would you do?

>> No.37303639

>>37303481
I'd make an appointment and not show up to make her cry for a good laugh

>> No.37303690

>>37303639
That's horrible what the fuck, why would you do that?

>> No.37303744

>>37303690
Because shes a loser, lmao

>> No.37303760

>>37303744
Kanako is a goddess! She deserves respect and kindness, not rudeness!

>> No.37303891

>>37303481
I don't know, that sounds a little suspicious.
Why does Kanako want a random human to climb the youkai mountain and then be alone in a room with him? What does she want to talk about?

>> No.37303944

>>37303760
Gods, Goddesses, or equivalent are a dime a dozen in Touhou, not even something to be proud of with so many others! Kanako should stop letting it go to her head.

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37303969

>>37303891
She just wants to play some video games!

>> No.37304060

>>37303969
Why didn't she say so earlier?
I can't wait to have tons of fun with Kanako-chan!

>> No.37304096

>>37303969
Could we play board games instead?

>> No.37304652

>>37303481
I would definitely go, but I think I would be very anxious and not be able to say much. Kanako is a beautiful, lovely, and industrious goddess. I might bake her a cake because that is probably the only thing I could really do for her.

>> No.37304695
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37304695

>>37303481
I would be honored to meet the beautiful fabled Goddess of the Moriya Shrine. I would bring her wonderful presents and give her as much faith as she wants!

>> No.37304854

>>37303481
propose to her and marry her

>> No.37306765

>>37177625
Get in line

>> No.37307558

>>37304652
Kanako doesn't need cake, maybe some celery

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>> No.37308664

>>37260155
I agree. She has a large... personality as well.

>> No.37312961

>>37303481
I want to hug Kanako. And I haven't had a hug in years so I'd probably cry too.

>> No.37313295
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37313295

>>37304096
What kind of board game would you play with Kanako? Do you think she'd like it? Would she be good at it?

>> No.37313327

>>37313295
Let's play strip poker!

>> No.37313615

>>37313327
Kanako probably doesn't know what that is, so you'd have to explain to her.

>> No.37313701

>>37244197
Ok coomer.

>> No.37313723

>>37313615
That's OK, I don't know how to play poker either! We could probably dumb it down to strip UNO, or Strip Go Fish!

>> No.37313815
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37313815

>>37313295
I want to play Diplomacy with Kanako and make her cry whenever I backstab her

>> No.37314058

>>37313815
Kanako is a smelly hag!

>> No.37314123

>>37314058
thats real hot

>> No.37314134

>>37314123
Literally how

>> No.37314184

>>37314134
It just is for me

>> No.37314326

>>37295836
>Both Kanako and Chimata are dorky virgin goddesses
Big sis Chimata and bigger sis Kanako!

>> No.37314362

>>37314326
Big sis Chimata and Big auntie Kanako!

>> No.37314472

>>37314362
Big auntie Kanako touches me in my funny area!

>> No.37314575

>>37314472
Big auntie Kanako will be joining Alice in the list of people who aren't allowed to get close to a school!

>> No.37314598

>>37314575
Going into Big auntie Kanako's white van for some free candy!

>> No.37314736

Auntie Kanako sounds like a rad lady.

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37314749

>>37314736
>Auntie Kanako sounds like a rad lady.

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37314932

Looks like Kanako will be your secret santa this year!

>> No.37314948

>>37314749
Stop exposing people like that.

>> No.37314956

>>37314932
let's be real, she's never fitting down a chimney

>> No.37314965

>>37314932
So was that why she ate all that ice cream throughout the year, to better fit the role? (I hope all this teasing of Kanako doesn't put me on the naughty list.)

>> No.37315856
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>>37314965
Rude!

>> No.37316167

>>37315856
she seems out of breath, is Kanako really that unfit?

>> No.37318822

>>37316167
War goddess in a place with few wars, please understand

>> No.37318854

>>37314956
It isn't Kanako-sama's fault that people go overboard with holiday feasts!

>> No.37318874
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>>37314932
Looks like Kanako will be your christmas tree this year!

>> No.37320428

>>37318854
of course, it'd make her look disinterested in her people if she didn't finish everything they made for her, now I understand

>> No.37322855
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37322855

>>37316167
It's because she thinks she'll look younger if she doesn't have any muscles!

>> No.37327965
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>> No.37328027
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37328027

>>37322855
she certainly looks uh... unmuscular, good job Kanako

>> No.37328148

>>37322855
>>37328027
Kanako is... Flabby...

>> No.37328164

>>37322855
>>37328027
>>37328148
And I like her like that. It makes my weewee hard, very hard

>> No.37328201
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37328201

>>37328164
Kanako is very grateful that you think she looks young!

>> No.37328216

>>37328201
I don't think she looks young, rather I like her just the way she is. Flabby, old and kinda saggy! It makes me hard!

>> No.37328218

please go back to wherever you came from

>> No.37328241

>>37328218
Take it easy Mister!

>> No.37328307

>>37327965
soft nap!

>> No.37328344

>>37328201
that's right, young, slim, and a sensibly moderate drinker! all words I'd definitely use to describe Kanako!

>> No.37331590

>>37328201
who is this grandma?

>> No.37332963
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37332963

>>37331590
That's someone's mom you're talking about, asshole!

>> No.37334427
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37334427

Would you hold hands with her?

>> No.37334496

Will the Kanako disrespect ever stop?

>> No.37336330

Offering Kanako a high five!
Watching her face light up with joy at getting to do something cool as she smacks her hand against yours!
Repositioning your hand downwards and declaring "down low!" for the second round!
Seeing the pure joy on her face as she brings her palm towards yours again!
Moving your hand just barely out of the way at the last second!
Kanako's expression falling from one of sheer bliss to utter despair as you shout "too slow"!
Laughing with Suwako and Sanae as you then perform your stylish secret handshakes with both of them in front of Kanako as she tears up!

>> No.37336790

>>37334427
She's scary looking, and her hand looks sweaty...

>> No.37337051
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>>37336790
You're sweaty!!!!

>> No.37337429

>>37336330
Shotas should be banned from visiting the Moriya shrine.

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>>37337429

>> No.37338453
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>>37334427
I would love to hold hands with the snake lady.

>> No.37338607
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Kanako, the alcoholic glutton

>> No.37341641
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>> No.37341672

>>37341641
I want to date Kanako

>> No.37344565
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>> No.37344574

>>37338607
RUDE DOCTOR!

>> No.37345292

>>37341672
You may be disappointed.

>> No.37345464

>>37345292
Why? Kanako-chan is lovely.

>> No.37348944
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37348944

A nice, cute and sweet story of Kanako

>> No.37348953
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>>37348944

>> No.37348961
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>>37348953

>> No.37348975
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>>37348961

>> No.37348990
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>>37348975

>> No.37348997
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>>37348990

>> No.37349330

>>37341672
this, I just want to spend time together with Kanako and make her feel special

>> No.37352755

>>37348975
>>37348997
I was going to say the art looks cute, but that Kanako in the last panel is a bit rude.

>> No.37354958

>>37349330
Making Kanako feel special about how big of a failure she is!

>> No.37355004

>>37345464
They say "Don't meet your heros."
This is one of those cases. I love Kanako and all, but she can be rather unpleasant.

>> No.37358385
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>>37355004
Sounds like you were just a weirdo and Kanako brushed you off!

>> No.37359315

>>37358385
I want to show Kanako that the best part of virginity is losing it!

>> No.37359569

>>37359315
Why settle for showing her?
Surely you can help me experience it!

>> No.37365816

>>37358385
Not really. We had an okay date, but we didn't really hit it off. She was hard to understand, speaking about all sorts of nonsense. She wore her shimenawa too which was a bit much... She's a sweet woman, but there's something not right with her.

>> No.37367617
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37367617

Kanako took Sanae's advice and decided to adopt a more casual look!

>> No.37372787

>>37177625
Why would you want to marry this old hag?

>> No.37373961

>>37372787
Cause she old and a hag

>> No.37374988

>>37367617
She looks like a mom

>> No.37374998

>>37374988
now that makes me want to give sanae more family

>> No.37376874
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>>37374988

>> No.37379575
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>>37374988
That means she doesn't look like a grandma anymore, progress!

>> No.37384395
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37384395

What do you want Kanako to make for dinner?

>> No.37384462

>>37384395
it doesn't matter, I doubt she'll leave any for me

>> No.37384596

>>37384395
I want her

>> No.37387164

>>37384395
I am the main dish, Kanako-sama!

>> No.37388305

>>37384395
FROG LEGS!

>> No.37393715
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37393715

>>37384462
>>37384596
I'm sorry, but Kanako is not on the menu.

>> No.37393789

>>37393715
damn, I just want her as my wife

>> No.37398523

>>37384462
That is very mean, apologize please

>> No.37398592

>>37398523
ok fine, I'm sorry, but it wouldn't hurt for her to share

>> No.37398628

>>37398592
Well, since you've apologized maybe she'll make seconds and let you have half of it. Make sure to thank her for her generosity!

>> No.37401698

>>37384395
Her Miso soup every day

>> No.37408501
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37408501

I really like this snake!

>> No.37408558

>>37352755
It's easy to condemn her behaviour but Kanako probably doesn't understand that Suwako feels sorry about eating her treat.

>> No.37410129
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>>37401698
Kuso Miso Soup

>> No.37412143
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>>37408558
The real reason why Kanako took over the Moriya Shrine - to get back at Suwako for eating her treat. How petty!

>> No.37412160

>>37408501
We all do, anon. We all do.

>> No.37413903

>>37410129
Shitty soup is better than no soup

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>>37413903
Clearly you haven't tried Kanako's cooking then!

>> No.37419110

>>37418399
as it long it don't kill me, I'm fine and even if it does, I'll just get right back up and continue eating it with a smile on my face

>> No.37422664

>>37410129
I thought Suwako was Alice for a moment. They have the same derpy look.

>> No.37429764
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Sag hag

>> No.37434655
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>> No.37434702

>>37434655
breast inspection day at the shrine!

>> No.37434712

>>37177625
I wish she gave me nuclear powers

>> No.37435583

>>37434655
Creepy auntie kanako
This is why she's single

>> No.37441676

>>37435583
I want her to molest me

>> No.37443690

>>37318874
she's absolutely stunning here. I wanna get lost in those eyes so badly...

>> No.37448675
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Onbashira Workout

>> No.37449679

>>37448675
Muscle Kanako is scary, I want the hag Kanako instead.

>> No.37450099
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I want drunk Kanako to sexually abuse me! Pin me down and have not-exactly-consentual drunk sex!(it’s actually consentual because I wished for it!)

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37467207

Kanako is NOT a rapist! She's a loving, nice lady whose only sexual experience is ruffling someone's hair!

>> No.37467271

>>37257969
/Jp/ has women posters???

>> No.37483579
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Realistically if Kanako were to have children, would the duty of rising them fall mostly on Sanae?

>> No.37484643

>>37483579
Isn't that what her husband is for?

>> No.37484943

Millenium virgin.

>> No.37485429

>>37177647
>>37242453
Mine too! She's so promiscuous( ´∀`)

>> No.37485930

>>37485429
Gotta call bullshit on that

>> No.37485943

im shooting one out for kanako sama!

>> No.37497380
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37497380

>>37419110
Bon appétit

>> No.37497788

>>37263816
>shimenawa
Oooh. What do you know? It actually does. Neat.

Kanako confirmed virgin.

>> No.37509601

>>37497788
>Kanako confirmed virgin.
lol no

>> No.37509622

>>37509601
t. Sanae

>> No.37516630
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>> No.37517367

>>37516630
I want to touch little Kanako-chan!

>> No.37519370

>>37509601
thanks for trying to protect her dignity

>> No.37520361
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>>37517367
Kanako-chan isn't so sure she should trust you.

>> No.37526476

>>37509601
no bigger lie has ever been said

>> No.37526480

>>37520361
God, she's adorable!! I want one!

>> No.37526494
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>>37177625
Huh!?

>> No.37530714

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>> No.37535050

>>37526494
Kanako-sama after I tell her that I want to make at least a family of six kids with her!

>> No.37542802

>>37530714
This one is much more defined than the other

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