Monster Girl Thread

[Anonymous No.]

You a foxfucker?

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[Anonymous No.]

I screwed up at work again. No one knows I did, but they will know someone did.

[Anonymous No.]

>ywn have an Alice imoutowife

[Anonymous No.]

>>37291545
>"Anon! My office! Now!"
Apophiboss will ensure you never fuck up again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37291529
More of a hound guy, but foxes enjoy a prominent second place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37291529
Kitsune-bi, kitsune-tsuki, and small foxes are nice.
Raiju, Tengu, and Tanuki are the best youkai, though.

[Anonymous No.]

Jabberwock really is the coolest monster girl, huh

[Anonymous No.]

>>37291590
They are pretty cool. Not personally my favorite, but Wonderlanders in general (Humpty aside) are the best species.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37291590
How can dragons be cool when they're fat

[Anonymous No.]

>>37291583
Gap youkai best youkai

[Anonymous No.]

>>37291605
Dragons can't get fat, don't spread slander

[Anonymous No.]

>>37291606
>hag
No thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

Must molest loli vampires.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37291623
Hey, She's just turned 17

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>>37291642
>hag body

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>>37291623
>>37291649
Stop it, She's also a magical girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>37291583
False.

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>>37291660
You're fooling no-one, babaa.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37291694
you made her cry, Are you happy about yourself

[Anonymous No.]

>>37291707
She deserves far worse.
But that will suffice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37291660
That's a big belly for a seventeen year old

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>>37291744
Shes just big boned

[Anonymous No.]

>>37291660
Still hag body. I prefer cute JCs and JKs, and mamono mana can keep them that way.

[Anonymous No.]

Asking again (again): Tell me about your mamano wife!

What's her personality? What does she look like? What does she smell like? What does she do for a living? What are her hobbies? Does she have many friends, or does she mostly keep to herself? Etc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37291529
Apologies for reraising a question that died early in the last thread but.
>Cents Unis and Bics are all double-hosspussy
What about Nightmares and Whitehorns?
Dreamhoss seems to be oral while asleep primarily but it does mention 'shakes her hips uncontrollably' in awake sex, so is that 2 sets of hips or just one?
Same q for Cold-deer - it reads 'heat of her Vag' and that seems to be singular - or has nobody pushed thru her front-floof to check?

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>>37291777
Nobody ever replies to this. Why do you keep asking?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37291791
Not him but why not?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37291642
>17
ew, i want an old hag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37291777
>what's her personality
Cuddly and horny
>what does she look like?
this
>what does she smell like?
My semen and cherries.
>what does she do for a living?
Perch upon my penis.
>what are her hobbies?
Fucking me dry over and over.
>does she have many friends?
No she only has me and that's good enough.

[Anonymous No.]

Recent news in MGC:
>Research in cold blooded monsters that forced their husbands sleep inside the sweater for warm revealed human boys are incredibly weak to body contact restricted by tight sweaters, specially if their heads are patted during the process
>A scientifical study by wurms proved that 99% of the couples interviewed when attempting this caused the same results. The wives are incredibly happy their stubborn husbands become drooling deredere cumpumps once stroked inside a sweater
>Jinko protesters have started a movement claiming shoving a human inside the sweater is “humiliating”, destroying their honor and that humans are not “bellywarmers”. The protest broke down after a 28 years-old human boy had a boner in public over the exposed tiger abs of the leader, causing the Jinkos to drop to their base instincts and rape the man
>Due to the above all sweaters have been sold out. Demon teasurers say the numbers don’t match and the supply didn’t meet the demand. Dark Elf officers started an operation and leads indicate the Lilim council may have coerced the stores to gain priority in the sweaters. The Lilim Council didn’t respond but were later seen by passerby going to by ice creams.
>Some humans complain that they are adults and are not weak to naked cuddlinng inside sweaters. The reports of the legal momsters of every single one of those humans indicate they actually sleep every night inside the sweaters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37291802
she's actually 1700

[Anonymous No.]

>>37291802
This one claims to be young, but she has nine tails while still being single, so...

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>>37291791
There's been one reply each time I've asked and they've all been great responses and a joy to read (quality > quantity for me, too). That's why I keep asking.

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>>37291784
All five of them have double pussy.

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>>37291821
>>Due to the above all sweaters have been sold out. Demon teasurers say the numbers don’t match and the supply didn’t meet the demand. Dark Elf officers started an operation and leads indicate the Lilim council may have coerced the stores to gain priority in the sweaters. The Lilim Council didn’t respond but were later seen by passerby going to by ice creams.
When will Lilims understand it doesn't matter whatever you do if you keep waiting in high level areas instead of going to the streets themselves and kidnapping a human there?

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>>37291749
Enjoying (You)r company.

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>>37291784
Nightmares are mildly graced by Chaos, and have an indeterminate number of pussies until attached to a man, at which point they have exactly one more than what he would hope to find.

[Anonymous No.]

>she absolutely destroys you in a children's card game
How do you get her back /jp/?

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>>37291821
I am going to be a delinquent and make the monster cops run after me so they can burn some of those donuts they have been eating, I will freerun from building to building so I can be on the big screen as well, and If I get caught. I'll do it all over again

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>>37291868
what is this fetish and where can i get more

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>>37291904
I'm not a sore loser.

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>>37291904
I rematch her with a Mystic Mine deck.

[Anonymous No.]

>dragon zombie finally goes wight
>but she doesn't seem to remember anything that happened after she died
>have to explain to an extremely confused dragon that the war is over, she's part succubus, and the two of you have been married for the last hundred years

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>>37291784
The question you should be asking is: where does the extra pussy go when the horse turns bipedal?

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>>37291904
By playing an adult game

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>>37291821
This is not true at all, I would never fall to that

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>>37292021
Both pussies become one MEGApussy

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>>37292021
You know Anon. You know...

[Anonymous No.]

>>37292021
back of the neck

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>>37291925
Closest tag I can find is ぱふぱふ (marshmallow hell) where a guy gets shoved between breasts but not necessarily inside clothes. Seems like it's extremely niche to the point it lacks a name.

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>>37291972
imagine just not telling her anything after wighting, so funny.

[Anonymous No.]

>husband wants to cook better food for his wife
>however his sense of taste is a bit dull and unrefined which frustrates him while cooking
>starts gathering DE from his wife and studying magic so that he can repair and enhance his taste buds
>it works splendidly
>however it has made him extremely sensitive to the taste of his wife
>can't stop licking her
>he is now literally addicted to her taste
>that includes her bodily fluids
Imagine if "taste bud enhancement" becomes a part cooking classes for men but it is actually a ploy to produce masses of men hopelessly addicted to their wife's taste.
I bet amazons and dark elves would be very interested.

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/93848052
Guy receiving a nursing handjob from a mummy. From google tl:
During the excavation, I was caught by a mummy girl day ...
I was restrained by a tight fit today
While being pressed against her breasts larger than her face
Pleasure interrogation continues ...
>https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/87774600
Seems to be further info now in another position:
>mummy girl'ss whole body restraint lotion gauze pleasure torture
>[Mummy Girl]
>The keeper of the Queen's sleeping pyramid.
She usually sleeps in a casket, senses an intruder and gets up.
>She is a demon girl who freely manipulates tentacles that are similar to bandages.
>In terms of classification, it is a subspecies of tentacle-type monster girls such as Scylla, and is not an undead attribute.
>After she caught the intruder with a bandage and restrained his whole body,
>Exudes mucus with plenty of aphrodisiac ingredients into bandages
>She would go to great lengths to humiliate them, including wrapping his penis around them and rubbing them and polishing their glans.
Sanction and interrogate the intruder.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37291925
>>37292071
It's tagged "お洋服赤ちゃん", which literally translates to "clothes baby", on Pixiv.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37291777
My centaur waifu
What's her personality?
>Shes a kind caring mom to our daughter, a firm professional at work, but still kinky in the hay when we get some alone time - she loves the D in any direction but gets a bit embarrassed that she enjoys my arm up her ass too much or when she goes full sub and wants to be led on a halter
What does she look like?
>15hh, green eyed nordic blonde over dapple-grey, so my face is about at her navel if she had one on the front. 38DD, pre-natal she was only a C so almost petite for a centaur.
What does she smell like?
>Barnlike ofc, but I find it earthy and sexy, especially after a gallop. She showers a lot because she's a bit selfconscious about it.
What does she do for a living?
>Veterinary surgeon.
What are her hobbies?
>Jogging in the park - I'll pace her for a warmup lap then sit out and watch, she only lets me ride her if we're alone, because she thinks its a demeaning stereotype but also it turns her on too much to do it out in public. At home she likes needlework, crossword puzzles and English period dramas for the fancy costumes. For our 5year anniversary, I got her a whitegold tiara because she saw one like it on some show, but hers has matching hoof-front clip-ons. Her winning karaoke act after a few large beers is to quickly braid her hair and do Elsa singing 'Let it go'.
Does she have many friends, or does she mostly keep to herself?
>She's sociable at work and with the neighbors. She only dislikes Sandworms and most Slimes, but is somehow ok with Shoggs - I think its the engulfing idea that scares her not the gooeyness. Lately she's met another single younger cent girl at work, and I suspect she's thinking of making us three into a Herd because she keeps hinting that cent-mare friends can share a single stud peacefully and her friend always laments that she's single because other nice-guy hossfuckers are rare here. I worry that its a bit too much like Bicornery but apparently its not actually cheating if it's all open, and I'm still being cautious as to how our daughter will react.

[Anonymous No.]

>schlorpschlorpschlorpschlorpschlorpschlorpschlorpschlorp

[Anonymous No.]

>>37292176
Thanks bro
>>37292213
L-Lewd. Imagine if she did that while you are having dinner with your neighbors or while in class!

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>>37292021
Where does it go? Presumably the front pussy stays at the front, so:
>be Anon banging your dream waifu of whatever species
>after nutting in her puss, you roll her over and start fucking her up the ass
>you wake up suddenly and realize you've become a horsepussy fucker

[Anonymous No.]

>>37292213
>He didn't wear his airtight steel undies
serves him right

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>>37291931
But you'll be sore in the morning

[Anonymous No.]

>>37291777
>What's her personality?
Fairly stoic or calm/relaxed most of the time. Can even be cold and explosive depending on how angry she gets. But gets very nervous and timid with lewd stuff even though she wants it
>What does she look like?
A very large, thicc but muscular Ushi Oni with lots of scars and a grey seal instead of a red one
>What does she smell like?
Her shampoo and soaps smell like rosemary
>What does she do for a living?
She's currently a homemaker (babymaker), but weaves all sorts of high- strength fabric and ropes with her silk, and hunts on occasion
>What are her hobbies?
Practically anything outdoors, likes guns, cooking, and art
>Does she have many friends, or does she mostly keep to herself?
Her species and size makes her intimidating to most, but she has a few trusted and stalwart monster and human friends

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>>37292278
>you've become a horsepussy fucker
Hence the name "Night mare".

[Anonymous No.]

>>37291960
Nobody deserves that
Not you
Not her

[Anonymous No.]

>>37292300
What does that face say? Lims are so hard to read...

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>>37292363
I like her big ears, I want to nibble on them

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>>37291777
Nice trips. Surprised I haven't answered this one yet.
>Personality
She's upbeat, very curious and willing to try new things. She's just a big ball of sunshine.
>Appearance
Greenworm with fluffier longer hair, she wears clothes quite often. Sometimes she has larger breasts via some combination of magic/potions and her inflating her loose worm skin to make little booba bags, although not at all like breast expansion or /d/ stuff
>Smell
Floral and sweet from her antennae fluid. Love the smell of wife in the morning.
>Occupation
She's a housewife, she just stays at home and pursues various hobbies. Sometimes she'll go out shopping but generally prefers doing that with me.
>Friends
She has a lot of friends, she frequently visits them and enjoys spending time with them. There's a variety of personalities of friends she has and each one of them brings something different to the table.

Anything else you want to know just ask

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>>37292021
You ever played Dark Souls? Think of Lost Izalith except with horses instead of dragons.

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>>37292411
NTA, but on my first playthough. I haven't been to Lost Izaleth yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37292391
> how do you lewd the worm?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37292436
Gazereenworm?

[Anonymous No.]

Can I get a uuhhhhhh Fox Familiar with uhhhh a JK bodytype annnnndd a sweet submissive disposition?
Oh! And a side of mischievousness, please

[Anonymous No.]

>>37292436
Gorgeous Diamond Trumpart whose curiosity rivals the hunger of a Greenworm, yes.

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>>37292470
no, youbget autism bug

[Anonymous No.]

>>37292470
sub Jk fox machine broke, would you accept thicc cat?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37292436
Very gently

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>>37292559
This is an insideous looking greenworm

[Anonymous No.]

What's your magical girl wifes theme song?

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>>37292470
Can I get a bird Familiar with a JC bodytype, mesugaki personality on the surface, and a love for puns?

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>>37292213
She could have at least said hi first.

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>>37291777
>What's her personality?
She's quiet but friendly, and usually likes to keep to herself. But if her ego gets out of hand she can get really smug.
>What does she look like?
>A taller Crow Tengu that has her hair in braids and wears glasses.
>What does she smell like?
Feathers and shampoo.
>What does she do for a living?
She's a curator for a monster history museum.
>What are her hobbies?
Other then studying history, she likes to exercise by flying
>Does she have many friends, or does she mostly keep to herself? Etc.
She has a small circle of friends, and enjoys spending time with them. Other then that, she's usually solitary.

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>>37291529

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>>37292565
Sometimes she's smug but sometimes she's cute it's a really mixed bag.

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>>37292470
One tenderizer special, coming right up.

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>>37292559
Boobaworm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37292470

[Anonymous No.]

>>37292637
The duality of worm

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>>37292646
This JK faux wears no panties and prefers to be in head empty mode

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>>37291777
>What's her personality?
Publicly shy but privately horny. Very subservient, will kneel and suck for hours, and she likes really rough stuff - throat-fucking, choking her during sex, and hard sex - lately she's discovered tying her up and spanking and even though her ass is soft and fluffy she really likes it hard.
> What does she look like?
She's actually rather tall at 6'1", but apart from her fluff-enhanced arms and legs, she's petite but her flesh is solid not pudgy.
>What does she smell like?
Its hard to describe, normally its that clean fluffy smell like when laundry is fresh out of the dryer. When she gets wet it's like a lighter version of 'wet dog' smell but not as overpowering. If she singes her fur cooking on the wok or at her kiln it's almost like sulfur.
What does she do for a living?
Home-maker. She's a great traditional Southern Mist chef, and of course she wants kids, but apparently they're rare, so we just have to keep trying a lot.
What are her hobbies?
She does pottery, mainly wheelwork making bowls and jugs, the clay gets in her fur so I have to wet-comb her in the bath afterwards before it hardens into little beads like those 'cornrow' bead hair-dos, and she has to be careful not to singe her paw fur on the kiln. She sells some at the monthly markets, but its mainly just for the art.
Does she have many friends, or does she mostly keep to herself?
We live on a farm so we only go into town once a week or so. I ask her if she wants to go back and visit her family etc but she doesnt really get on with her mother and aunts so we're probably going to get left alone until we give them a grand-daughter.

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>>37292637
Is that the same hellhound she robbed the convenience store with?

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[Anonymous No.]

>>37292668
Nah this hellhound is much nicer than that one

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>>37292579
A night sky full of cries, hearts filled with lies
The contract is it worth the price?
A soul pledged to the darkness
Now I've lost it, I know I can kill
The truth exists beyond the gates

Not exactly magical girls but kinda close.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37292579
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRGzoP5NpLI

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>>37291821
Haha, imagine spending an entire week there with your wife remarking how cute you look and how soft you are pver and over
>>37291921
>t. Anon stuck between 5 pairs of tits now

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>>37291904
I wish there was art of her saying ACKSHUALLY.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37292034
That’s what all humans say until they see a bellybutton

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>>37291904
The deal was if I lose, she sits on my face, so who's the real loser here?

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>>37292828
I like titties and titty milk more

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>>37291821
Not into that, but good for those who are.

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>>37291904
I go up to her, lean down to her ear, and whisper "However"

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>>37292805
I can never be caught

[Anonymous No.]

>>37292899
Confess your sinful desires!

[Anonymous No.]

I have violent desires i need a Mindflayer to fix me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37293002
What sinful desires are you talking about? How deep in my depravity and degeneracy do you deign to delve?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37293028
Yeah kinda. Just curious what you’re into

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>>37291821
Getting under a Jinko's sweater sounds comfy, I hope she'll agree if I ask her nicely.

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>>37293063
A lot of things. Flowery language and half-assed alliteration aside, I was asking if you wanted to know about more tame things, or more /d/egenerate things? I hesitate to bring up the latter in these threads unless specifically asked to.

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>>37293022
Mindflayers. Don't ever.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>37293143
Gotta go option 1. on this one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37293143
Get up and strip

[Anonymous No.]

>>37293143
cast milky mlik

[Anonymous No.]

>>37293082
Tame I guess. Though no problem about the /d/ if you don’t go into much detail.
>>37293143
But both of these options lead to the same result

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[Anonymous No.]

>>37293191
so many ears to molest

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>>37293191
Miseri was (biggest booba blonde on the far left) was best girl. The smug redhead was second best. Lucie a shit.

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>>37293200
Bet you wouldn’t be laughing if ther all molested your ears instead! Human manbitch!

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>>37293240
that would be nice as well, very nice in fact

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>>37293094
Mindflayers. Always do.

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>>37291529

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>>37291777
Tell me about your mamano wife!
>Ok, I dont really have a waifu, so I hit roll on the slotmachine and got a random selection since I guess that's how it will work out when it happens.
>So I think fate got me the one who almost got me a few times already in Afghanistan and other fuckups.
What's her personality?
>strong, principled, determined, but when I woke up and she lifted me out of my body to follow her, well, after months in that dusty shithole with no poontang I couldn't help myself and grabbed her on the ass as she turned to start flying, then she was instantly all over me.
>Now she's the same whenever we're not fucking like crazy, she tries to pretend it never happens, but then she bends over to far, or leans her tits in a little too close and I know that phase is over, again.
What does she look like?
>She's tall, almost 7 foot and all defined muscle under that silky skin that is completely hairless and no pores like a soft type of fine china, with stiff pink nipples that nearly put dents on the inside of her armored bodice.
What does she smell like?
>She smells like mountain air after you've just eaten a really strong peppermint, but her pussy tastes like vanilla and honey, and because angels dont eat or shit, putting my tongue up her pure asshole is like eating blancmange with a tinge of salt from all the cum she's absorbed so far.
What does she do for a living?
What are her hobbies?
>Smiting evildoers and trying to put her heels behind her ears, and lately we haven't even heard of any evildoers around here
Does she have many friends, or does she mostly keep to herself?
>Her other Valkyrie Sisters came down the second day to try to 'save' her, but she just laughed at them as she grabbed her ankles and commanded me to keep slamming into her until they all left, although some of them had to be dragged away by the others

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>Jinko on a walk with her husband holding hands
>they witness some debauchery from another couple
>she thinks to herself
>"How degrading! There's no way I would do this to my husband, I have respect for him!"
>her husband blushes looking at the other couple
>"Wow, honey... that looks pretty nice. I really wish we could do something like that too..."
>hfw

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>>37293177
Well, for tame stuff, my biggest kinks are:
>mesugaki
>teacher/student dynamic (as either)
>doctor/patient dynamic (as either)
>master/slave dynamic (as master)
>eager submissive girls
>bratty submissive girls
>simulated prostitution
>body writing
>female masturbation
>voyeurism
>exhibitionism
>pussy juice

For more specific tame things:
>cute, petite girl cuddled up to my chest, grinding/teasing/riding my cock while obfuscated by a blanket or her skirt
>comparison of multiple girls' pussies - closeup looks, feeling, taste, smell, etc.
>cuddling a girl while fingering her to orgasm in her sleep
>unsolicited anonymous cunt pics
>time lapse pubic hair growth
>Stuck-in-wall/glory holes, especially with multiple girls lined up
>Sex contracts

For /d/ tier things:
>Self-transformation bestiality and/or parasitism
>Non-standard vaginal fluids
>Brainwashing
>Hiveminds
>Mass-produced girls
>Girls shapeshifting into other girls
>Prehensile pubic hair
>Female genital transformation from human pussy to animal pussy
>Oviposition
>Vaginal endoscopy
>Telepathy

There are more, but this is what came to mind right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37293300
This made for a pretty cheeky read, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37293293
Mindflayers. Do in moderation.

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>>37293402
>prehensile pubic hair
I bet kejourous can do that

[Anonymous No.]

>>37293394
Cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>37293476
https://imgbox.com/pxgxzgw5

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>>37293402
Hivemind and telepathy seem kind tame

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>>37293475
MIndflayers. DO AS MUCH AS HUMANELY POSSIBLE!

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>>37293484
She looks proud of herself.

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>>37293489
I know, but some people feel otherwise, so I figured I'd rather be safe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37293476
>>37293484
Yes, that. I like that a lot. Very, very good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37293520
Deservedly.

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>>37293484
Kejou's are underrated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37293476
At least you never have to worry about asking if it’s in or not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37293484
I was expecting something much much worse. This is hot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37293572
But what if she purposefully gives you a pubic hair handjob instead to smugly troll you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37293595
If you can't tell a pussy from getting a hairjob, then you need to get checked for retardation

[Anonymous No.]

>>37293595
>implying I wouldn't cum buckets to being jacked off by her pubes while she occasionally grinds against me

[Anonymous No.]

>>37293476
>>37293484
>keep forgetting Kejourou exist
that makes me sad

[Anonymous No.]

remember that nuns are made for three things, worship, "worship", and making more worshippers

[Anonymous No.]

anons what do i do when i say the safeword and she just laughs please respond quickly

[Anonymous No.]

>>37293732
>t. Elf that infiltrated the church

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>>37293742
cry

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>>37293752
Anon that just triggers her predatory behavior

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>>37293770
then cry harder and whimper like an injured animal

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>>37293742
Punch her in the mouth.

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>>37293742
why is this even a fetish?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37293742
Shout "I don't know you" and kick her in the testicles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37293793
nigga, they are people who jerk off to women formed into shapes like cubes and shit

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[Anonymous No.]

>>37293832
whats the tail drinking

[Anonymous No.]

>>37293832
Can I get miss flayer instead, She makes me feel so much calmer

[Anonymous No.]

>>37291529

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>>37293853
i guess tailchugging alcohol is her thing

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So any plans on what's gonna happen with the wiki now that fandom is going full puritan?

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>>37293893
I thought modern society was supposed to get less puritan, not more

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>>37293745
elves are good nuns that would never think such lewd thoughts

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>>37291777
I mentioned my Diamond Trumpart wife before, but I'll recap for those lucky trips.

She's perpetually curious - wanting to explore new districts of Wonderland as they pop up, trying new spells and potions out on me just to see how we'll enjoy them, interviewing outlanders and visitors at our store about their interests, or some object they have on hand that looks interesting, or how a couple met, and so on. She's very proud of her mastery of life-sculpting magic; and she's happy to demonstrate, using herself or me as a canvas to demonstrate to anyone who even insinuates interest. She talks about just about anything else with a level of casual friendliness that you might hear a pair of friends discussing a hobby with - whether it be mundane or magical, innocent or lewd. But despite that, she knows EXACTLY how much playfully flirting with me turns me on, and takes full advantage of it.

Physically, she resembles a young teenager - short, slight budding of her breasts and gentle, noticeable curve of her hips. Her skin is pale - not unearthly, but pristine. Her hair is layered and short - a small bush of blonde fluff kept straight by magic - she'd rather just milk some mana from me to maintain a spell than go through a normal haircare routine. Her eyes glow pink - bright and warm. She's enchanted them, as well - she can literally heart-pupil when flustered or pleasured enough. But she doesn't always stay in this appearance - sometimes she'll adjust her form - be it for fun, to test a potion or spell, or so I can "cheat" on her while staying fully faithful.

She smells fresh and sweet as a result of experiments particularly for my pleasure. Her sweat smells like roses, her hair like honeydew, her saliva like peaches, and so on.

She and I run a potion shop in Wonderland, catering to the inhabitants' desires that most potion shops are too tame to tackle. She handles potion-making (both the concoction and production), and a lot more of the direct marketing (being more charismatic than I), and I handle demonstrations, tests, and marketing strategies.

Prior to meeting me, she didn't have many passions other than biomancy. That single-minded desire is what lead her into Wonderland, and the Queen to Trumpartising her. After we were "well-acquanted", I shared with her my interest in games of chance, which she's taken quite a bit of enjoyment in, well aware that our home is literally a giant playing card.

She's got quite a few friends. Most of the Trumparts at least know each other - it's a position within Wonderland's loosely-defined hierarchy as much as it is a species - and she's befriend a few over the years. It's also near-impossible to live in Wonderland without befriending a Cheshire - especially as many Wonderlanders were guided to their ultimate destination there by one. Some of her friends enjoy watching our "demonstrations", and her Cheshire guide from her first arrival is a "friend with benefits" that joins us for an occasional threesome. I've yet to get her details down to the level Aristeia is at, but she's a recurring part of my fantasies nonetheless.

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>>37293916
Feminism started as an offshoot of puritan Christianity, originally called the Social Purity Movement.

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>>37291777
She is very warm and assertive with her affection, and expresses her feelings for me frequently. She is very sensual and enjoys indulging in things like good food and massage. She likes light exercise and being outdoors in nature. She even likes getting thoroughly rained on from time to time- at least, so long as there is a fire ready to warm up next to afterward. She enjoys light reading but likes writing even better, and fills journals with terribly cheesy romance and smut, some of which she asks me to act out with her. She is better at relaxing and falling asleep than anyone else I know.
She is a couple of inches shorter than me with golden/hay-blonde hair, though she uses her magick to change the colour from time to time. Her eyes are bright blue. Her skin is fair, startlingly clear, and weirdly resistant to tanning- at least, tanning any more than just enough to form a noticeable change between covered and uncovered skin. I'd describe her, er, proportions as 'medium' and well-balanced, though with that perfection of symmetry and shape all mamano are blessed with. She is quite fit and 'toned.' Her tails are the same colour as her hair and seem to change in number with her whim, though I have never counted more than 5. Her magick keeps the fur immaculately neat and they never need brushing, but I do it each night anyway because we both enjoy it.
I understand she has friends and family 'back home', whom she communicates with frequently with magickally-sent letters, but they have never visited and I have never been invited 'back home' to meet them. I suspect she is concerned about my being 'stolen away' or something silly like that- as if I'd ever leave her.
She smells like belonging and desire all at once, and sometimes a faint floral sweetness when in a particularly good mood.

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>walk into MonDonalds at an ungodly hour in the morning
>full of depressed hags and neets eating their single-deluxe meals
>make eye contact with a few of them, watch them spill their spaghetti
>place your order, get your tray
>bring it over to the most desperate hag of the bunch
>ancient looking fox that has been sneaking glances at you the entire time
>can practically hear her heart hammering out of her chest
>point to the chair across from her and smile
>"Is this seat taken?"
>her voice cracks twice as she tries to stammer out a response
>tells you no, it isn't while trying to make her voice sound less mature
>thank her
>grab chair, take it to a different table and eat your meal
Anyone else here this diabolical? I also post about these experiences on /mon9k/ as well to mock these neets.

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>>37291529

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>>37294084
Started playing that game lately. Got a cute horse loli that likes when I rub her pettan.

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>>37294045
Hey, thanks for telling me where to go for more clients for my self-selling business

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>>37294112
>horse loli
I didn't know Azur Lane had horse girls.

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>>37294144
She was in the latest event. Maille Breze. Cute paladin.

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How far has tech progressed in MGE Mamano society? Are they parallel with us, stuck before us, or have they moved past us?

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>>37294156
Pretty sure those are antennae instead of actual horse ears.

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>>37294180
She's still cute.

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>>37294179
well past

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>>37294206
big hands are made for molesting

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>>37294179
I'd say it's generally at the level of the early middle ages, with some places being closer to the bronze age (like amazon tribes or not-egypt) and some magitech sprinkled by the way of automatons/gremlins.

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>>37291529

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What is better, getting raped by a monstser nun, your monster teacher, or your monster boss

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Reminder that 'queen' (as in queen slime) is a fantastic modifier to add to any mamano

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>>37294257
Monster teacher.

>>37294259
>Cheshire Queen

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>>37294259
Queen Alp

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>>37294156
horses are dumb, rabbits are good

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>>37294259
Queen Titanias...

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Damn female kid seducing an adult

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>>37294259
>Bogie queen
>Queen Jabberwock
>Queen tentacle
>Queen nun
>Queen wurm

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>>37294279
How do they decide who’s ‘Queen Alp’? Whoever “KYYAAA’s” the loudest when her tail is pulled?

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>>37294320
the horniest one

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Do you think it would suck to live with a slime queen in her slime kingdom when all the subjects and everyone you meet are technically her.

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>>37294247
I love her

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>>37291777
She's rather impish and teasingly judgemental. She can be very dominating, but also sweet and caring if she notices I'm not in the mood for that. Just for me, though. She's untrusting and rather belligerent towards others.
She's on the petite side, with long black hair and a fluffy tail (that I often end up brushing). She has a cute butt. Some of her best features are her sharp teeth and beautiful gleaming red eyes.
Her smell is gentle and calming to me.
She operates a business making custom enchanted gear, and her hobbies involve collecting and studying magical artifacts (also figurines and dolls).
Most of her friends are just acquaintances and work partners, since she often relies on specialist help in making high-quality goods.

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>>37294259
Queen Shogg
>Get free guards
>Just guards, nothing else as she wants her main body to take care of your every need
>Security has never been tighter
>Allthough you sometimes wonder if they are around just to keep you within arms reach of her

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>>37294313
>>Queen nun
I’m confused, a little scared, and very horny.

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>>37294308
Y'see kids these days, they listen to the rap music which gives them the brain damage with their hippin' and their hoppin' and their bippin' and their boppin', so they don't know what the jazz is all about.

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>>37294347
>when you're away from the main body you start to flirt with the guards
>eventually start propositioning and fucking them
>"what head shog doesn't know won't hurt her"
>head shog knows ofc but she plays into it because it's hot

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>>37294333
Depends, are slimes smart enough to be able to roleplay?

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>>37294257
But they are all the same person!

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>>37294257
Regardless of choice the other two will enter too because those sisters believe sharing is caring.

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>>37294179
>>37294206
>>37294238
Wouldn't it be best if the tech level of the MGE setting be more like the early Renaissance or enlightenment era?

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>>37294308
She's already seducing me.

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>>37294353
She's the endgame boss of the church dungeon filled woth nuns

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>>37294259
Ushi oni queen

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>>37294443
Does she have a bunch of little ushis on her back like real spiders do?

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>>37294179
Mixture, citys can range from Cyberpunk to mixed medieval, wildnerss is full of ooga booga mamano.

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>>37294045
Damn this is funny but mean lol.

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>>37294452
virgin urban fox that scarfs down burgers and gets fat vs chad wilderness fox that just eats whatever fucking moves and rapes you afterwards

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>>37294448
Yes, but none of them are hers, They are all orphans she found herself

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>>37294464
I want to squeeze a fatty fox.

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>>37294464
I'll take one fat fox pls with extra meat

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>>37294464
Look at how she exquisitely holds the salamander, with her pinky extended, it's not like she's a total savage.

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>>37294259
Your mamano wife should already be your queen.

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>>37294464
Urban hag fox gf
>tubby
>greasy skin from her shit diet
>boring hobbies, personality of a brick
>hopeless virgin, will inevitably cum seconds after insertion and start crying
>can't fuck for more than a few minutes without getting winded and tired
>whines whenever you drag her out of the house, wants to sit inside all day and roll gacha
>contributes nothing, will try to leech off you as much as you'll allow
>old

The innawoods skinwalker gf
>shredded from her natty diet of raw meat and foraged produce
>youthful and vivacious complexion
>has more stories than you could ever listen to, captivates everyone in the room when she speaks
>will push you to the limits of your libido and beyond
>massive tomboy, loves going with you into the woods to explore, impeccable taste in vidya
>eliminates need for buying food with her keen hunting and foraging skills
>not old
The choice is simple. Reject hags, embrace tomboy forest horrors.

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>>37294541
Still going with the hag

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>>37291529
Numerous voices and chatter fills the tactical briefing room. Ranging from hushed voices, to soft but frantic chatter as the Commanding Officer walks in.
“Settle down!” The Officer says firmly, but the chatter and talking amongst the rank and file personnel still continues. “I SAID SETTLE DOWN.” This time the Officer said in a louder and commanding voice as everyone finally settles down and is quiet. “Is everyone here? Good.” The Officer says as she now starts up the large briefing screen of the given situation.

“Time is of the essence, so I'll keep this short. Earlier this morning, our early-warning radars picked up a small force of Monstergirl Assault Ships coming in to the shores. Their numbers and proximity make it clear they know we're here. The shield has been activated and is now at full power to stop any artillery or possible aerial bombardment. Our plan is to launch our transports single file, opening a portion of the shield for as brief a window as we possibly can for them to fly out. We will take all our aircraft and whatever vehicles, hardware and assets we can carry. Whatever we cannot take with us, we will have to destroy. Scuttle it to prevent it falling into Monster hands. The attacking Monster forces are likely to assemble in a blockade formation, necessitating our defensive ion cannon to clear a path for the escaping transports.

However, we've detected a small detachment of Monstergirl ground forces to the north of our defensive perimeter. Likely, they have inserted to the area via High Altitude Low Opening drops separate from the amphibious assault. They intend to move in underneath our shield to make a strike against the generator, to take out the shield and the cannon. As the loss of either one will compromise our evacuation efforts, Echo Five-Seven has entrenched themselves to try to slow the Monstergirl ground forces.”

One of the soldiers piped up. “Standard Infantry against those Demons, They'll be torn to pieces!”

The Officer said assuring. “Not just infantry. Thankfully, our technicians have completed the repairs and modifications on your fighter jets! This is where you will be coming in Martyr Squadron. You'll be taking them to the North Slope to provide air cover for Echo Five-Seven. Work together with them and do whatever you possibly can to drive them back and buy us time for our escape. The attacking Monsters know how good you Martyr Squadron pilots are. They haven't forgotten the relief operation back at Blackfyre Fort. So many men and women, especially boys saved that day and not whisked away by those Demons... So, expect heavy anti-air and watch out for whatever aerial monsters or air force they have. We even have reports that Dragonia has sent their Dargoon Squadrons and possibly a few dragons as well to deal with you Martyr Squadron. Once the rest of us are away, you will fly out and Echo Five-Seven will fall back to the last transport. Thus, all you will be escaping together as we all make it back safely to Farbanti. As we're likely going to be swimming in enemy aircraft and aerial monsters by then, we have your Jets prepped and ready to go.”
“Nice to know you don't plan on leaving us behind!” One of the operatives quipped.

“Of course not, never!” The Officer Exclaimed. “The survival of our entire battalion, The 50th Resilient Ones, is in your hands today Martyr Squadron. For now, the only things we can do is ensure our evacuation operation is a success and pray to the Chief Goddess that other surviving units and battalions have regrouped and made it safe to Farbanti. It is one of the fewest places on the globe the monstergirls cannot try entering or touching because of legal and diplomatic reasons. And is willing to shelter and let us in. We can't afford to lose any more of you after so many failed operations, it pains me to have to have tell so many mother and fathers their sons were taken… Good luck Martyr Squadron. May the Chief Goddess bless you!”

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oh good, the fag has come back with his bullshit

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>>37291777
>Tell me about your mamano wife!
basically picrelated

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>>37294550
Anon, she's going to get all clingy and ugly cry all over you about how she doesn't deserve you and that you should find someone else. And then the butter-ball is going to go on some self-deprecating rant, promising to mend her ways and stop being such a useless hag. But sure as the sun rises, you're going to find her splayed out in front of the tv, playing vidya and filling her tubby gut with snacks that you bought for her. Are you really going to consign your life to tending to this pathetic pile of pudge?

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>>37294587
Yes and I am going to fuck her pudgy ass as hard I can. I'll also molest all I can as well as make fun of her being such a virign. Tease her about the doujins she reads as I schlick her off. Hell, I'd even wear all those lewd cosplays she wants me to wear but I'll still tease her about it

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>>37294553
How would military stories in the monstergirl world even be like? Would there even be any military or war stories in the monstergirl world?

Considering the literal god of warakes sure no one would ever tragically die in wars so that fighty monstergirls can get their war trophy husbands. And that wars in the world of MGE are practically just role play with weapons that are ultimately harmless.

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>>37291777
Shes a big lovable dummy that is still in shcok that a wurm of her age got a man. Shes's 8ft tall chubby and meaty with big old tiddies and a rear that can completely smother me. She smells liek a sexy wurm. She is a nun in a church. She likes to sing and dance, also likes messing with big guns and explosives. She has some other nun freinds that like to come by to see wha we are up to

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The Demon Lord has ways of dealing with the more "stalwart" of the Chief God's faithful.

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>>37294645
Oh no! The Games Journalists will not be able to beat her!

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when u hit that jif too hard
aint nobody gonna see u come outta that, perro

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How do animal-like mamano (like really sure how to phrase that, but like greenworms, mucus toads, nightmares, and other mamano that burrow attributes from animals) feel about said animals?

Would a greenworm have a caterpillar for a pet? Would a whitehorn petition against horse-racing? Would mamano in general have pets?

Not trying to sound smart or anything, just curious...

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>>37294476
>exquisitely holds the salamander
I'd exquisitely hold a salamander.

By the hips when she's on all fours.

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>>37294570
Cute aircraft carrier.

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>>37294668
>Would a whitehorn petition against horse-racing?
Whitehorns are deer, not horses. I think they'd be more concerned about hunting than horseracing.

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>>37294668
*not really sure how to phrase that

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>>37294676
she's a little reticent with her affection and can be pushy but I love her all the same

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>>37294678
Ah, my mistake. Hope I didn't offend any whitehorn fans there.

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What is the fate of so many brothers and sisters when the mamono and Mamono Mana rolls in?

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>Fallen God Dryads that zap you with electricity that sends you to Pandemonium where you see trees upon trees, tessellating and reflecting in every direction, and no matter where you go, all you can find is her
>And even when you leave, even when you return home, you still her her talk to you, sing to you, whisper to you, until you return to her tree

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>>37291777
Which one?

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>>37294609
SEX

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>>37294686
You did.

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>>37294711

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>>37294587
>she's going to get all clingy and ugly cry all over you about how she doesn't deserve you and that you should find someone else.
COMMENCE THE BREEDING

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>>37294313
when did nuns get mamono classification

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>>37294686
Druella will hear of this, anon.

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>>37294308
i hate you

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>>37294553
cba to read, just going to assume its /tg/ bullshit

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>>37294587
Yes, meaty foxes get to be lazy

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>>37294714
>>37294729
In my defense, I don't know much of anything about centaur girls. Only been into MGE for about a week and haven't read up on this yet.

I did see some really cute whitehorn art earlier in the thread though.

Gomen.

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>>37294754
try the slime, it's delicious

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>>37294768
strangely huggable

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>>37294768
Do love me some slimes, but I've already found another favorite, at least for now. The ones in MGE lack something for me, like personality I think. If they were more like Shoggs or Mind flavers I'd be more in favor.

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>>37291777
>What's her personality?
Calm and motherly, but a little airheaded. She hides how baby-crazy she is well when around others.
>What does she look like?
Pic related. She's a big gold dragon.
>What does she smell like?
Sweet-smelling incense and cinnamon.
>What does she do for a living?
She's the priestess of a rundown shrine she dedicated to Eros, Ares, Hathor, and the Fallen God (and possibly other gods, if KC ever gets around to fleshing out religion in MGE). It's in a cave a mile from the nearest town, so sadly she doesn't get many new followers, but she keeps up her prayers and rituals. Sometimes she gets called to assist the Demon Lord's army when there's a frontline that needs breaking, but she doesn't like being away from me for too long. Still, it pays well and helps with fixing up the shrine.
>What are her hobbies?
Making clothes for the many, many, many daughters she hopes to have someday. Other than that, she dabbles in different kinds of crafts and hobbies. And, being a dragon, she's into collecting things that catch her eye.
>Does she have many friends, or does she mostly keep to herself?
Not many friends since home is so isolated, but people in town enjoy her company. I have been considering adding a new wife, who she's get along with great.

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Things I love is when a couplewears each others’ clothes. So while (You) are forced to wear your wife’s big shirt that covers even your knees, she smugly wears your underwear and her ass is so big it stretches and basically becomes a thong on her.
And maybe (You) try to wear that underwear again later

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Age of imperialism would be really weird with monster girls.

>All of the marital girls complaining about how blackpowder demon silver guns are 'dishonorable'
>Elves going Bow hipster
>Not!England Deciding to see what is hiding in the Amazon lands.

I blame the fall of Monstanople

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What would be the most legitimately terrifying mg to have stalking/chasing you?

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>>37294768
if I don't believe you, should I ask the fishes?

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>>37294807
Although I do appear to fuck up my time periods and this would be the Monster Renaissance period but the point stands.

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>>37294811
Sandworm

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>>37294716
>your wife when she was young vs. your wife now after some breeding

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>>37294668
wormy friends

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>>37294716
I guess its true what they say about Foxes and their inability to resist fried tofu

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>>37294811
tentacle, she can hide herself in very small spaces, pop out of nowhere and grab you

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>>37294811
lilim

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>>37294811
The real one

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>>37291529

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>>37291777
>Having a wife
Must be nice to pick a girl and actually be able to settle.

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>>37291529

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Would an earworm girl work?

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>>37294716
these thick fox asses are gonna make me cream.

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>>37294811
I feel like this question could be divided into three categories: physical, mental, and your own personal tastes. Something like a werewolf or hellhound would be scary because of the impending (sexual) mauling, whereas a wisp floating slowly through walls after an Anon in an abandoned building might be more psychological. Then there's things like matango; I would be horrified at the prospect of having to marry one.

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>>37294959
They can't seduce courts anymore for noblemen so they've resorted to brute force THICK to draw the eye.

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Lazy days with lovely monsters, it's what every man wants.

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Are all foxes fat these days? I'd prefer thin foxes with fat tails.

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>>37294985
the thread seems to value meat over mofu, unfortunately.

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>>37294959
I'm more into hearty meals and earthy butts

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>>37294980
Especially with cows.

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>>37294985
You could always go for a loli fox, those are pretty common too.

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>>37294985
Can't beat the burg, nope not the burg.

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>>37295017
Cows are the best of the best.

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Post the most adorable mgs

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>>37294985
Can't handle the meat

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>>37295071
Is that a hypnosucc?

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>>37294259
Ice Queen Queen, ruler of the Ice Queens, master of winter and ice

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>>37295090
>ice queen queen
imagine the thiccness

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>>37295071
>"Nee nee, let me in anon, I won't do anything baaaaaaad."
>"T-that wasn't a baaa! I was drawing put bad and being seductive!"

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>>37295078
I could put a holstaur farm out of business with a fox like that

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>>37295115
Foxes need to be like this. Its only natural

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>>37294959

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>>37294959

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Special hugs
http://imgbox.com/WVD4yFvT

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>>37295006
man, imagine squishing those cheeks when she's cooking

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why cant she be real?

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>>37295171
She's real in your mind, and since you yourself are real (hopefully), she is also real. Buy my book.

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>>37295171
>why cant he be real

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>>37295078
God! fucking YES.>>37295140
>>37295156 >>37295143

i want to squeeze them all!!

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>>37295088
bapho.

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>Tell dragon wife I got her something special from the store
>Show her a bag of crickets
>After all aren't dragons just mere lizards so she should enjoy bugs
>Makes me sleep on the gold pile tonight
What did I do wrong?

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>>37295064

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>>37295064

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>>37295064

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>>37295216
They're not that kind of lizard. It's like handing you a bag of grass because you're a mammal.

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>>37295006
Are Trolls into anal? this is very important

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>>37295216
>dragon grumpily eating the entire bag, trying not to enjoy them

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>>37295310
Yes, she'll even suck you off afterwards

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>>37291605
you make them fat so they can't fly away

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>>37295347
i think if rocks can fly they'll be ok

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>>37295331
The guy on the bottom left is demonstrating proper etiquette when meeting a troll

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>>37295355
not fat enough then

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>>37295064

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>>37295424
>Occupation: Travelling Gourmet
Has she met that wock that's on a grand food adventure?

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>>37291777
I'm a haremfag but at the risk of posting a giant wall of text I'll talk about one wife and let an RNG wheel decide.
>What's her personality?
She's the strong and serious type
>What does she look like?
See image.
>What does she smell like?
Obvious fire smell aside, sweet floral hints.
>What does she do for a living?
Fights in the kingdom's arena for her main job, her and my Salamander wife are common sights in the finals and have a large number of wins under their belts even if there are other frequent winners.
She also owns a restaurant but she leaves the day to day running to some of her friends and drops by occasionally to inspect the place and maybe do a shift or two.
>What are her hobbies?
She does what she loves for a living so training and sparing to prepare for her next fights and cooking to perfect her food. Although she also takes part in meditation to relax and often joins my Salamander wife for drinks, even if she drinks less.
>Does she have many friends, or does she mostly keep to herself? Etc.
She's friends with her co-wives, her friends who help run the restaurant and a couple of the fighters who frequent the arena but the rest of her friends are back home in Zipangu.

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>>37295424
>high strength bapho
neat, they paid attention

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>>37295064

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>>37295424
Yeah, but what's her age?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37295064

[Anonymous No.]

Confess

[Anonymous No.]

>>37295064

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>>37295542
Bitch we're still on the 1st page, get back in your fucking convent and pray the horny away

[Anonymous No.]

>>37295542
I'm a vorefag, and I wanna be devoured by my waifu and live my entire life inside of her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37295542
I want to convert a bunch of old automatons I found to have industrial grade daughteru creation units and nutrient generators regardless of if their frames can actually support it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37295542
I only confess to Troll nuns

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>>37295506
It is neat but that low con is abysmal.
Then again, the racial traits for baphos would be bonkers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37295542
I need more nuns

[Anonymous No.]

>>37295542
I post about mating pressing and domming big girls but I just want a big girl to put me in my place

[Anonymous No.]

>>37295542
I want to brutally raped by a fat old hag that kidnaps me and takes me to her rape shack

[Anonymous No.]

>>37294887
Get a harem

[Anonymous No.]

>>37295570
there's certainly room for both

[Anonymous No.]

>>37295540
Miss wurm, can I please have just a little bit of bread

[Anonymous No.]

>>37295542
I don't believe in nuns.
Monstergirls are probably the most wholesome of my escapist outlets.
Sobering up is fucking terrifying.
I will die alone.
Manticores mirror the insatiable void with my self.
Have I confessed too much?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37291529

[Anonymous No.]

>>37295592
wurms will never be that mean, they are too sweet

[Anonymous No.]

>>37295601
Wurms are VIOLENT and CARNIVOROUS

[Anonymous No.]

>>37295064

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>>37293893
Well it may not look as nice, but aside from MGE volume 2 most of the info on the wiki is available on http://monstergirlsredux.com/index.php

I do hope the wiki itself can be salvaged in some form though, so we don't have to rely on just one website.

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>>37295551
>"Husband-unit, daughter and nutrient production has rendered this unit immobile. Please bring phallus to my location for energy replenishment."

[Anonymous No.]

>>37295642
Stop spreading slander or by god I will smack you fro being stupid

[Anonymous No.]

>>37294333
Actually, it's not unusual for other slimes to move in once the kingdom grows enough (they are the reason it is still risky for single men to visit). Plus there are visitors, traders, etc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37295542
I desperately want to turn a couple of alps into fertility goddess broodmothers.

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>>37295670
Pretty much.
>"Commander, these units have detected a pattern in all new units added to the lance. Each new unit seems to be fitted with similar grade nutrient production and daughter unit creation models."
>"Hypothesis: Commander is making these modifications to suit his personal tastes regardless of impact on combat functions."
>"Operator? Is this true? We would like an answer."
>"....."
>"No answer recieved but increased heart rate and temperature detected, conclusion can be reached that Operator is doing this to us on purpose."
>"Operator is, therefor, a pervert."
>"Agreed, commander is a pervert."

[Anonymous No.]

>>37294668
Given how readily most monsters eat or keep as pets various animals, they probably don't see them too differently from the way humans see animals. They may recognize or like similarities, but they don't see themselves as the same as such creatures.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37294876
Wonder if she has a tail complex? That thing is so pathetic compared to the rest of her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37295542
I just want to find a single woman and be happy

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>>37291529

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>>37295695
>tfw no group of automaton calling you a pervert with the faintest of smiles
They're gonna start trying to tease and seduce you while calling you a pervert every time you react.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37295049
No one can nap better than a cow.

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>>37295355
Slowly but surely the gargoyle gets more fan art.

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>>37295715
>They're all giving smiles
>Only the 'super heavy assault' model is the one that can move without any trouble but that's because most of her armaments and armor have been stripped.
>That still doesn't stop her from calling me 'Pervert' instead of "gunnary officer" on occassion.
>Scout models are in deep trouble but that doesn't stop them from trying to tempt me.

And they say machines are unfeeling.

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>>37295695
>>37295715
>tfw it took them that long when you even added the venus bodymod and the slosh mod
dumb robutts

[Anonymous No.]

>>37295703
>succ keeps buying shady pills online to thicken her tail
except it works

[Anonymous No.]

>>37295705
Nope. You will not find a single woman, you will find multiple women.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37295739
>her tail gets thiccer that a tree stump

[Anonymous No.]

>>37295749
what an effective rectangle

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>>37295757
Umm, oopsie

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>>37295695
Turns out they are ordering their own modifications or just adding then to the list of needed ones and commander just approves without looking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37295749
Oh man, I wanna fuck that mouse

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>>37295736
>Slosh mod
That's just them draining their nutrient tanks enough for there to be space to allow sloshing.
No, don't ask how they figured out youd like it.

THe Venus mod would be more of a remodeling of their whole frame and would be quite labor intesive.

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>>37295770
>"Geeze Anon, I didn't know you wanted to go bigger than those."
>"Eh? What am I talking about? You ordered the refit of your automaton Fleet's nutrient tanks didn't you?"

[Anonymous No.]

posting my short story because another anon from earlier today wanted to read it
https://pastebin.com/pqTTc7Wj
enjoy the monstergirls

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>>37295775
but very much worth it

[Anonymous No.]

>>37295790
Its something you may want to consider for units that have too light a frame or ones that have underlying structural flaws.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37295783
Fuck off

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>>37295682
Big wurm butt

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>>37295555
I read that as "I only confess to Troll anus"

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>>37295724
they're an underrated encounter.
unlike a lot of monsters you don't need to overpower them, outrun them or outsmart them to escape.
they're as relentless as any other monster, perhaps even moreso due to their periods of dormancy but if you can make it until daylight you're safe until nightfall.

basically i like the idea of barely fending off a horny gargoyle while daylight begins to peek through the window, think i evaded her as she begins to turn to stone only to find her tail wrapped around my ankle and petrification slowly creeping up my leg as well.
this is acceptable foreplay.

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https://twitter.com/tet74949126/status/1459357889294848006/photo/1

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>>37295881
Now I have the image of an anon pulling up the skirt of a troll nun and putting his mouth on her anus then confessing his sins into it

[Anonymous No.]

>>37295891
why yes, i would like milk with my tea

[Anonymous No.]

>>37295881
Imagine the smell

[Anonymous No.]

Do dormice come in harems like large mice?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37295937
Forget the tea and the tea cup, I want to drink straight from the tap

[Anonymous No.]

>>37291777
First wife.

>What's her personality?
She's appears to be a stoic person at first but loves intimate contact, turning almost motherly on some ocassions. It's very normal for her to go for a hug without even saying anything.
>What does she look like?
Shes's a vampire based on Carmilla. White hair, red eyes, fangs, tall, hourglass body, pale skin. She uses either dresses or leather outfits.
>What does she smell like?
Depends on what perfume she's using.
>What does she do for a living?
She's from a noble family, old money.
>What are her hobbies?
Most are pretty normal for a vampire: wine (especially mixed with a bit of my blood), books, classical music, art. But she also loves expensive cars and firearms.
>Does she have many friends, or does she mostly keep to herself?
She has a group of acquaintances who are are also old nobility.

Second wife.

>What's her personality?
At first she seems to be some sort of tomboy/easy-going girl but she's a sadist at heart. Obviously she has her soft spot for her husband but normally only shows it after she's been completely satisfied.
>What does she look like?
She's a kumiho based on Ahri. Black hair, black/white fur, golden/yellow eyes, fangs, tall, toned hourglass body, light skin. She likes to use female suits, leather outfits and ethnic clothes from her country.
>What does she smell like?
Her own scent.
>What does she do for a living?
Nothing, she used to be a wanderer taking whatever she needed by force, before meeting me (us).
>What are her hobbies?
Food (she does need my liver but can also eat other stuff), sleeping, and historical/bladed weapons (and using them).
>Does she have many friends, or does she mostly keep to herself?
She doesn't really have any friends.

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>>37295946
Probably?
Unless the queen of hearts toned down the fertility.

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>>37295941
It pains me to see how they butchered this picture

[Anonymous No.]

Other than sex (obviously), what sort of activities would you and your mamano wife do together? Do you garden? Practice yoga? Play video games or other sports? Cook meals?

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>>37295946
No, because they don't attack you. Their mana that's defused into their surroundings, that's what makes you attack them. And it's unlikely that multiple are going to be sleeping in one place together and that you'll have the stamina to bed them all. You'd probably have to be quite lucky to find multiple dormice in one place for you to ravage. Though I suppose it isn't impossible.

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>>37295972
She acts as my muse and also my nude model when I draw

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>>37295960
That's kinda the whole point of that reaction image.

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>>37291529

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>>37295980
wonderland has the best pajama parties

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>>37295972
12 hours of the day consists of love-making, cuddling, and kissing.
6 hours of the day consists of vidya together.
6 hours of the day consists of sleep.

On special occasions we may do something different, but that's just what the average day consists of. Our lifestyle is completely fueled by her production of Spice. Which I myself consume on a regular basis. It goes on the market for a pretty penny that's for sure.

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>>37295542
The more people post oppai and """mommies""", the more entrenched I am in being a lolicon. The more people accuse me of being an alp for not being into breasts/breast milk, the less I'm willing to even consider non-lolis.

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>>37295960
I always felt torn about this one
Some say she's just smug
I say the white background is the beaming bright morning sun, piercing a dark enclosure you've been locked away in
Her smile, one of anticipation. She's going to become the rape monster of your (sexy) nightmares

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[Anonymous No.]

>>37296057
Ogey, alp

[Anonymous No.]

>>37296057
I want a loli to be my mommy

[Anonymous No.]

>>37296076
Fuck off, Oedipoid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37296057
See pic related, it's you in about 2 years.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37296057
what's spiteful masturbation like? it doesn't seem all that satisfying conceptually.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37296083
the dream

[Anonymous No.]

>>37296085
Nah, tittys are amazing

[Anonymous No.]

>>37296057
You do know that there are plenty of non-loli with small-sized breasts?

[Anonymous No.]

how does one become an alp anyways?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37296111
By rolling trips and asking how someone becomes an alp

[Anonymous No.]

>>37296111
Just want to be a women or wanna get fucked by a man

[Anonymous No.]

>>37296111
By canon? The desire to be a woman or to romance a man being stronger than the desire to romance a monster girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37296091
Nah, I already liked loli before. It's just that titfags and Oedipoids have made non-lolis increasingly unappealing to me.

>>37296110
Short nonloli pettanko are fine as long as they're not motherly in demeanor.

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>>37295460
I wonder when/what the next update to that will be

[Anonymous No.]

Maybe human boys should just accept monster girls as lovers and adoptive mothers if they are so obsessed with mommies. Starting with lilims.

[Anonymous No.]

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that, in a pinch, you can always go to the graveyard and resurrect the dead if you need a wife.
Monster girls will mark which human/monster women are 'single'

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>>37296248
but resisting feels so good in the end
>>37296275
I'll just steal the single wight from her castle

[Anonymous No.]

>>37296121
>>37296122
>>37296123
Holy crap.. i think it's happening.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37296286
A natural wight, something rare to see out in the world.

[Anonymous No.]

Where do I find scorpion girls to rock the casbah with?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37296286
>but resisting feels so good in the end

Indeed, the struggle is part of the sexiness isn't it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37296110
Any mamano can have small-sized breasts if you want though, right (except for a few exceptions like holstars I suppose)? And girls like akaname can have large-sized tits too.

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>>37295817
Wow holy shit thread. So now just regular stories like >>37295783

Are now absolutely Haram? The author did not even post the whole thing here but in a Pastebin? Is this because of that /tg/ anon that posting ANY story is now forbidden in fear of that /tg/ anon? Please tell me this has to be a troll.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37296349
>anon wifes a holstaur but really, REALLY likes small tits
>his wife inevitably starts changing to be flatter
Should be a crime

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>>37296350
Still not ruling that out after all this time. Years later, and fuck off still creeps in every now and then to cause drama on par with that giantess fool. Just ignore, and continue to monster girl and all that jazz.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37296350
you shouldn't let two effortless words consternate you so.

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>>37296349
Yes, wasn't trying to imply otherwise. Just searched for a non loli that was depicted with small breasts.

>>37296350
"Fuck off" posts have been around here for ages. Best not to take them too seriously.

[Anonymous No.]

big kots best kots

[Anonymous No.]

>>37291529

[Anonymous No.]

ded

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>>37291529

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>>37296426
>Can see the green poison in her fangs
Venomous

[Anonymous No.]

>>37291529
Impregnate vampires.

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>>37296624
Instructions unclear

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[Anonymous No.]

>>37296649
>hiding those sweet, sweet rectangle eyes
so coy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37296649
I’m gonna beep the sheep.

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>>37296624
I want to make thick, busty dhampirs with a loli vampire

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>>37296731
this is proper

[Anonymous No.]

Remember to blend blood with the fox race

[Anonymous No.]

>>37296620
That's just spinach from her salad

[Anonymous No.]

Is your mamano wife a good cuddler?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37296968
Yes.

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>>37296988
Is that dotted circle with lines coming out of it above her breasts her weak spot?

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>>37296911
good god i want to. give me fat fox milkers

[Anonymous No.]

>>37291529
I'd honestly fall for the first mamono who'd harass or hit on me.

Good thing I'm currently behind seven proxies or I'd be in trouble

[Anonymous No.]

>>37296911
Why should I trust foxes? It's my bloodline, I can decide what I want to do with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37297089
They can't be trusted, especially not fat ones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37296057
Give me a Loli mommy

[Anonymous No.]

Kikimora are the most trustworthy monster girls

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>>37294668
Cent-fag
>took my waifu out to dinner at that new fancy Frenchy restaurant in town
>the Bunny-waitress was a bit hesitant to hand her a menu, and I initially thought it was that old-fashioned 'the man orders for both' chauvinism
>nope - halfway down the menu is 'filet d'chevaline'
>we look at each other, she's obviously read the same item, then she smiles that little smile she does when she's about to suggest something kinky in the bedroom
>"Go on, try it, you're always saying how you love the taste of my pussy... He'll have one rare, and I'll have two large salads."
>Now the bunny is even more embarrassed
>I'm not gonna lie, its really nice meat, slightly more gamy than steak but with a sweet after-taste like pork
>Halfway through dinner she got really curious and asked for a small taste
>We didn't stay for dessert, she had a moist horse-flavoured dessert stewing for me all through the main course...
>Next date-night, just to be fair, we're looking for an Indian or African restaurant that serves monkey-meat

[Anonymous No.]

>>37297117
Very trustworthy

[Anonymous No.]

>>37291529
You are all probably aware, but I wanted to post it just in case.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37294904
Nice "At the Mountains of Madness (for cock)" reference.
>starving, frozen and near death, the lone antarctic explorer trudges through the blizzard
>collapsing in the snow, as he feels his life ending, he thinks he's hallucinating some final pre-death blowjob, and as he passes out the last words of his life are
>Dont worry Massshhtah, your Shogg will keep you warm now...

[Anonymous No.]

>>37297204
Ah shit the world is ending

[Anonymous No.]

An office full of Anubis middle managers micromanaging you

[Anonymous No.]

>>37297236
Anon just sleeps all day in his cubicle

[Anonymous No.]

>>37297269
They let it slide cause they all take turns snuggling up with you while you're unconscious. They get pretty handsy too

[Anonymous No.]

>>37297145
>trustworthy Kikis
Not completely.
Every time she does the laundry half my underwear seems to disappear or get shredded somehow, and she keeps forgetting to buy more when she's doing the shopping. By now I'm going commando most days.
And those condoms I kept in the bathroom cabinet 'just in case' I ever do get a GF have gone missing too.
Plus I'm getting into trouble at work. Whenever any of my female mamono colleagues ring, she never remembers to pass on their messages.
Seriously, I think I'm going to have to give her a stern talking to about her lax habits... possibly even a spanking like the Maid College guidebook suggested if she doesn't straighten herself up..

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>>37297305
Yes, Mast... er, unknown Anon who I have never ever met, giving your naughty Kiki a very hard spanking is the answer.
Just remember those maid uniforms and petticoats are thick material, so make sure when you put her over your knee to spank her bare bottom for maximum effect.

>kiki hands definitely did not type this

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>>37297340
You know, I've been thinking about replacing my maid's uniform with something a bit less traditional and a little more interesting. She'll be wearing it both indoors and outdoors too naturally

[Anonymous No.]

>>37297145
>trustworthy
Of course. I'm sure that chocolate doesn't have anything in it and it's just ordinary. I'm sure it doesn't have any drugs or drops of some form of liquid from her own body or anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37297378
>Flaps that could easily be lifted for nipple access
>Cleavage is fully accessible
>Panties over garter straps so you can just slide them down
I think we’ve found the ideal uniform for maximum maid efficiency.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37296551
Big meaty thighs!

[Anonymous No.]

>>37296567
Does a loli-bicorn get born that way from a Bic-momma or has she already started cucking the shotas at her junior playgroup by getting them to collect cuties from all the different childhood-frend mamonos?
>I'd have thought even a fully-corrupted Bicorn would birth clean Uni-daughterfus as their offspring themselves haven't done any cucking yet
Although as a Bicorn-fan, this means you could waifu a developing Bicorn who is still a virgin and monogamise her.

[Anonymous No.]

beware who stalks you in the night
beware the she-wolf and her bite
her mystic lips tell only lies

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>>37297990
Is she hungry like the wolf?
Is her mouth alive with juices like wine?
Does she stalk you in the forest, too close to hide?
Do you feel her heat, she's just a moment behind?
Will she be upon you by the moonlight side?
Is she on the hunt and after you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37297204
Every day, the world gets a little worse.
What's even a good place to find all the profiles now except for sad panda?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37298042
monster girl redux for now

[Anonymous No.]

>>37297204
Well what the fuck

[Anonymous No.]

Tanukis have become too strong

[Anonymous No.]

>>37298099
Humans shoved under their coats in their panties can’t do anything

[Anonymous No.]

>>37297990
>>37298012
(You) have been cornered. There is no escape

[Anonymous No.]

>>37298107
And their suffocating breasts became torturing tools

[Anonymous No.]

Sometimes I wish there was a "map story" or alternate history style map of post DOTR/portal day Earth. Think something kinda like rvbomally's or Quantumbranching's style maps you can find on deviantart.
But if such a thing existed (maybe it already does) it would be probably came out of /tg/ or their ilk, eugh.
I think Grigori did some map once but that is the exact opposite of what I would want. I would want it pro-monster and mostly light and comedic not whatever the hell his shit was.
Wish I wasn't utterly shit at writing. I might still at least try though, something may come out of it in a few years.
Wonder if anybody here has any interest or has ever contemplated something like that?

[Anonymous No.]

Yeti loves you!

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>>37298589
But I cannot be loved. Says so right there in my file. "Unlovable".

[Anonymous No.]

>>37298647
Retard actually thinks Heckhounds are clever enough to be able to read
>kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>37298647
>This sign won't stop me, because I can't read!

[Anonymous No.]

>>37298589
How much does she love me? "Hold hands walking down the street for a coffee" love or "tear off my winter clothes and rape me through the snow" love?

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> 37298647
I suspect most of these edgelords end up as Alps.
>all this self-hating or wanting to tg/kill everymamono are just variations of "I hate female mamonos as loving females", which psychologically is prime Homos-get-Alp'd material.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37298834
Anon it's just a Portal reference please get a sense of humor.

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>>37298840
I want to watch The Iron Giant with an Automaton and see if she starts wearing an S on her chest. I'll ask her why she's doing it and her processor will hum as she tries to come up with a lie. And then she'll tell me
>It's a hood ornament.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37298956
I’d love to see an Automaton get embarrased or confused, with absolutely no change in her expression but you can hear her cooling fans kick into overdrive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37298804
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>37299149
There are only 2 types of monstergirls:
Coffee first then alleyway rape
Alleyway rape then coffee
It just depends on how thirsty or thirsty you are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37298589
But I love bogey more

[Anonymous No.]

I want to see a cuddle off

[Anonymous No.]

>>37299446
would the universe implode if two yetis hugged each other?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37299489
no, that would just be real hot

[Anonymous No.]

>>37297204
so where is this puritan pressure coming from?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37299297
what ppe to to use when handling bogey's

[Anonymous No.]

>>37299910
americans

[Anonymous No.]

looooooong

[Anonymous No.]

>>37299910
Advertisers, banks, credit card companies, shady "non profit" organizations and foundations.

Who? indeed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37299446
>get hugged by a bogey from one side
>get hugged by a yeti from the other
>there's a bunyip is wrapped around the three of you

[Anonymous No.]

>>37300120
>banks, credit card companies
those are amoral entities that just follow the money,
there is someone behind pulling the strings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37300109
Surely she's shedding her skin?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37294676

[Anonymous No.]

>>37294320
The one qith the fattest tail claims the throne

[Anonymous No.]

>>37300140
are you trying to jq on a fucking monster girl thread

[Anonymous No.]

And the best hag award goes to...

[Anonymous No.]

>>37294613
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0pS5MzF9U_k

[Anonymous No.]

>>37300197
So this dragon is queen alp?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37300260
God I love grea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37300257
Dark mages

[Anonymous No.]

>>37300197
A good starter cow for your dairy

[Anonymous No.]

>>37300311
What's in those vials on her belt?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37300333
something so fun, that you'll go back to feeling like a kid again

[Anonymous No.]

>>37300356
Sounds genuinely dreadful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37300394
Don’t worry, anon. Your new dark mage onee-san would make you feel much better soon after

[Anonymous No.]

>>37299910
((()))

[Anonymous No.]

Hello, yes, I have a question. Why are angels...like that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37300454
Centuries training and guiding heroes only to having to watch them fuck the damsel in distress that did jackshit to deserve him or the monster girls that beat and raped said heroes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37300314
I'm not sure about drinking Alp's milk

[Anonymous No.]

>>37300166
Delete this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37300514
Some of you guys are alright. Don't come to Midway tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37300260
I don't think so because dragons are not Alps, they are in fact dragons

[Anonymous No.]

>>37300528

[Anonymous No.]

>>37299910
The grabblers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37300483
Do it anon, an Alp would gladly drink your milk without hesitation so you could at least drink hers in return. It's also a good source of hydration and nutrition

[Anonymous No.]

>>37300260
I love how the camera shakes when her tail hits the ground.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>37300590
Is that a fanmade before/after monsterization thing? Cool

[Anonymous No.]

>>37300590
at that point, why even bother with clothes

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>37300645
Don't be fooled, that's a lewd doujin stuck inside an innocent-looking novel sleeve. Hors is always horny and always perverted.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>37300533
>dragons are not alps
Hmmm...

[Anonymous No.]

>>37300454
Who has the fox version of this image

[Anonymous No.]

>>37300610
Yep

[Anonymous No.]

>>37300708
Familiars are without a doubt the best part of the sabbath

[Anonymous No.]

how bouncy is too bouncy?

[Anonymous No.]

https://i.imgur.com/FPe6vRw.png
Frontpussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37300751
Ignoring the purple hair that's actually real fucking hot
I never thought about that position

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>>37300749
when the gremlins starts messing with the boob physics engine.

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>Y-Yeah I’m a human adult. M-My age? Humans are considered adults before 200 years so that doesn’t matter! Forget the fact I cum super fast to monster pussy and can’t control my urge to lick abs. And just because I can only use super basic magic even monster girl teenagers can do better doesn’t mean anything!
Do human boys really?

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>>37300870
Yeah, all that's true, but elves like that one basically fall apart the moment you start touching or licking their ears so it kind of evens out.

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>>37300870
I don't like abs tho, I like pudge better

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>>37300935
This doujin and the mandragora girl doujin were the things that probably lit my interest in monster girls before Black Souls set the embers aflame years later.

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>>37300825
RIP

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>>37300966
So Anna is a zombie now?

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>>37300109
Ate one too many man-stealing whores. Tell your lamia waifu to stop eating people.

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Considering the Wiki is getting purged I'm thankful we still have wiki fag.
Do you guys think there will be a replacement for the wiki or will we have to just start using MGR from now on?

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>>37301108
Pffff, is that your library card, nerd?

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>>37301059
>Not posting version 2.0

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>>37300199
You asked where it was coming from.

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>>37300454
Because humans are like this.

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>>37300870
Yes, I do. I love not being older than dirt and still being a virgin. Like, how could you be 200 years and not even have a man? Like, that's too funny. I bet you are the type of yucky virgin to sniff the seat that was just used by a man, LOL, LIke how low can you go, LOLOLOL!

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>>37301269
There it is, thanks.

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Pat the shark.

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>>37301260
>five minutes later the Dark Elf police officer saw some slightly old momsters carrying a tied up human dripping cum to a van. And she congratulated them for the good job in reeducating the new husband.

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>>37300870
>And just because I can only use super basic magic even monster girl teenagers can do better doesn’t mean anything!
Trying to be a mage in MGE would absolutely give me an inferiority complex.

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>>37300870
>only super basic magic
even the weakest spells can be comboed for incredible results

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>>37301356
I'm going to bite that shark

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>>37301356
what if I boop the shark?

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>>37301452
>>37301431
You are both going to shark jail

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>>37301376
I mean you can be a support mage and recharge the party’s mana with your semen. Research also shows humans have really high affinity for healing magic!

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>>37301457
I get biting a shark lands you in the pen but booping a shark?

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Where can I finde more fanfics about EF&HM ?

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>>37301457
Then I will bite my shark jailers

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>>37301416
>makes super intircate skill combo with basic spells
>rival mage casts a skill combo with high tier spells, winning the clash and with bonus increasing Dick Sensitivity and Premature Ejaculation Chance

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>>37301470
>Anon wants to be a DPS mage
>His party is really nice but try to make him understand that he's only good at being a heal slut and a cum slut.
>They try to convince him he's still a valued member of the party
What would they do to cheer him up?

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>>37300870
yada yada yada, Can I please just suck on your tits and get some of my milkies please

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>>37301556
Purposefully taking dangerous quest where they get critically hurt and (Anon) uses healing to incredible results for his own surprise.
As he is tearing up for finally finding something he is good at they reverse gangrape him for saving their lives

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>>37300749
what anime is this?

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>>37301576
Based human accepting his position

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>>37301630
Based on what?

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>>37300870
That’s great and all but can you ligma?

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>>37301662
Ligmacli and sugmati

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>>37301183
I imagine that sandworm hubbies have it tough when they want to put it up the pooper midway sex, it's a whole fucking journey to do so.

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>>37301674
That is not a proper or a valid reference

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>an entire world where monster girls are "claiming" men
They don't know that ownership is a spook? Heh foolish creatures.

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What kind of monstergirl would Hood be?

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>>37301688
LIGMACLIT AND SUGMATITS!!!

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>>37301696
Anon I have no idea who that is

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>>37301696
Is this vtumor trash?

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>>37301709
Bong boatgirl from Azur Lane.
https://youtu.be/IPsvaOHslgM

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>>37301630
I ain’t accepting shit, I just want to get this over with so I can go and something else other than getting molested by an old hag

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>>37301743
Then I doubt that your post belongs here, do your research and make your own conclusion instead of asking people that have no interest in your character

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>>37301678
Nah, it's not that hard. They got a faux pooper on the girl's body you can stick it in. Best yet, no worries about poopies getting on the dick since they don't poop from it.
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/93928702

Unless you really wanna stick it up her real, sandworm pooper, then I'd say you're a degenerate with good taste.
But I feel as if her real pooper would be way too big to get any pleasure out of.

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>>37301742
No, it's a boatslut.

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>>37301696
She's Br*tish so she's already a monster

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>>37301183
>>37301059
OK but where does the spice melange come from? The poop chute?

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>>37301767
Fucking amazing.

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>>37301809
Just need some warm milk and will be good

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>>37301219
WHERE IS THE DOOR?
HOW DO I GET ANGEL GF TO MAKE HER STOP BEING SAD???

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>>37301832
Gotta load yourself into a cannon and aim for the heavens

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>>37301553
My spell library is only counterspells, i always win mage duels.

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>>37301811
You need to marry a sandworm to find out. It's a well-kept secret in the sandworm community.

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>>37300197
I just realized that the lower half is untied. Damn I can't believe that I'm about to fall for an Alp

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>>37301809
It's called a 'date', you big dummy, now come on, or we'll miss the movie!

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>>37301930
My fox maid is always molesting me whenever she can. She says it’s to see how healthy I am… but I don’t think so

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>>37301958
Why do you post something like this specially taking into consideration that you are on /jp/ right now? We have standards, you are not on /tg/

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trust foxes

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>>37300120
>Advertisers, banks, credit card companies, shady "non profit" organizations and foundations. Who?
If queers and trannys get Alp'd when the DL comes for the rest of us, there's also going to be a lot of new Tanuki mamonos getting created.
>And I'm going to fuck them up the ass hard&dry as payback for all this.

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what's your thoughts on monster girls with accents?

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>>37300260
>queen alp?
No, but her little human friend will get monsterised into a mamono that appreciates some hetero Anon-cock action.
So some kind of fem-Alping.

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>>37302050
scouserwock

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>>37302050
French for a lovey-dovey types, German for the kinky ones who have ways of making me talk.

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Here's a potential topic for discussion. I've always loved most aspects of the chimaera's design, but have likewise been confused as to why KC made the arm heads have that weird translucent connector/tendril thing linking the heads to her bikini armor's bottom. What is the purpose or inspiration for it? To me it just looks awkward, like it would make it harder for her to move while also serving no purpose. I can't think of any outfits in real life that attach straps from the hip region to the upper arms that this design could be trying to emulate.

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Human boys are as stubborn as they are fragile. So it's required by law for them to partake in communal hotsprings bath with monster girls periodically so they can verify if he is hiding any injuries to heal them if needed.

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>>37302050
It's cute

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>>37302064
mana connectors

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>>37302050
amazing, I want to get seduced with bt a adark mage with a thick southern accent

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>>37302007
>>37301955
I'm getting mixed signals

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>>37302065
>tfw you wear baggy clothes to hide how muscular you are
help pls, I am going to get molested

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>>37302050
Never thought about that, to me they all speak Japanese and the only thing that changes between them is the VA and the tone of voice

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>>37302124
>being suck a weeb that mosnter girls not from zipangu speak japanese

just imagine

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>>37302050
The best accents are thick country accent, thick Russian accent, very thick Spanish accent, very thick french accnet and my favorite, thick ass scottish accent

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>>37302137
Have you realized in which boars you are and from which board this thread comes from? Even if you are an obvious crossboarder that doesn't even know how to use quotations properly try to behave

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>>37302050
All monster girls will have foreign accents that we've never even heard before as a result of speaking languages we don't even know.

If she's got an accent that's native to this world, then she's a human monsterized into a mamono. Avoid them. There's a good chance she was a promiscuous whore when she was human, before monsterizing. Always stick with mamono that were born as mamono. 99.9999% chance guarantee that she's a pure virgin.

But yeah, accents are cool on girls.

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You can't delay it forever.

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>>37302148
>Ocelomeh girl with thick brazilian accent

can my dick take it?

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>>37301204
wasnt me asking

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>>37301997
because he has posted it before and must post it again. it's like sisyphus except no god is compelling him, only autism.

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>>37302176
she'd have a mexican accent, Kakuens would most likely have that accent

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>>37302137
Who are you quoting?

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>>37302065
I get the feeling I'm going to walk out of there 10years younger, if I walk out at all.

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>>37302065
AAnon please, don't compare snek miko to gorgon.
Its unfair