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Going out with the boss.

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>> No.37418030
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You can be more patient next time.

>> No.37418033

You know who you are.

>> No.37418044

Don't trust trolls!
They're actually strong brutes that want to put you in your place.
Beneath their hips!

>> No.37418050

What is the origin of the 'reclining' meme?

>> No.37418054
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Who am I?
Even better.

>> No.37418100
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Jabber-san needs to exercise more.

>> No.37418123

MGE is reclining

Jabber-san's romantic prospects are reclining

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All I want for Christmas is a monsterwife

>> No.37418139

Still fits like a glove!

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She needs to start pumping iron, high muscle mass is hot.

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Is undead mofu as good as live mofu?

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>> No.37418200

>Strongthick wock
My dick won't be ready.

Only civilized trolls live under bridges, their savage cousins live in caves, great trees, and other such dark corners of the earth.

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Doggy angry!

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>> No.37418314
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I would probably cum just from hearing a lilim describe how she casually party-wiped some hero. I want to be a bystander while that happens and tell her how sexy that was.

>> No.37418323

>A large group Anons arrive in MG world
>Everyone agrees to help each other in finding their waifus
>The Anons are causing chaos by just grabbing whatever monster they want without any care for circumstances
>MGs ranging from big to small, powerful to weak, and rare to plentiful were being taken.
>Except lilims because they're dorks.

>> No.37418348

NTR fags will be first on the day of the rope.

>> No.37418377
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I want to be the planetary matchmaker when the portals open. Matching the perfect husbands and wives together, completely forgoing my own.

Any monstergirl that tries for me I will find a match she would be ecstatic with.

>> No.37418398

I think you got the wrong idea or post.

>> No.37418413

>holst chilling in the field eating grass and shit
>she sees some guy further away and absentmindedly waves at him
>guy jumps the fence and starts rushing towards her
>he runs up to the holst, looks her up and down, and says these milkers will do
>last thing she sees is the guy hoisting her on his back and running to the barn for the wedding

>> No.37418419

99% sure this is a 'wow, shes is really strong and thats hot'
i dont think the implication is that they fucked the heroes, its she just kicked them into a pulp and sent them running

>> No.37418462

What about when Eros herself comes down to scoop you up? Who could you possibly pawn a goddess off onto?

>> No.37418467

That's right. Though I can't say the same about the eventual daughters.

>> No.37418489

>Lilim wipes some hero party
>as she begins to give her grand speech, she hears cheering
>she turns to see some anon cheering for her and congratulating her
>how did he get here? And why is he hard?
>hero tries to ask this anon for help
>”Psh, no way fag”
>lilim is unsure what to do with this

>> No.37418499

Also, what about the army of cupids and houris that will probably come for you.

>> No.37418506
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Why would she do that though? Imagine how much love I'd be spreading and how many happy marriages I'd be helping make. She wouldn't want to distract me from that.

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Drinking contest with a orc

>> No.37418578

But I don't drink

>> No.37418588

Why is she so sweaty, is that orkslime?

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>> No.37418590

Lightweight, real men have drinking contests with onis or at least a normal ogre.

>> No.37418606

She spilled quite a bit of booze all over herself. You should lick it off for her.

>> No.37418637

My dream that will never come true...

>> No.37418642

Ew, western orc

>> No.37418651
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Komi-san wants your help to found her own sabbath and recruit 100 witches!

>> No.37418652

>drunk orc sobbing on your shoulder asking you if you think she’s pretty

>> No.37418664

Yes! I'll take a green one over a pig any day of the week.

>> No.37418677

Wouldnt a monster try to let redeem someone who wants to get cheated on rather than murder them?

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>> No.37418709

I can get behind this sabbath.

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Would you settle for some coffee then?

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>> No.37418817

No no nononono
I specifically warded my house against foxes.
How did she get inside?

>> No.37418856

Get back in the closet Akagi, I have guests over.

>> No.37418895

nah, right is better.

>> No.37418899

Orc breast milk tastes minty!

>> No.37418906

I only drink milk and only straight from the tap

>> No.37418921

I am asking once again (again (again)): Tell me about your mamano wife!

What's her personality? What does she look like? What does she smell like? What does she do for a living? What are her hobbies? Does she have many friends, or does she mostly keep to herself? Etc.

Thanks for taking the time to answer if you do. I always love reading what you guys have to say about your mamano wives.

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You WILL marry a dragon or else

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>Or else
Or else what?

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she needs to be like this

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You weren't actually supposed to consider the consequences. Stop asking questions and just giver yourself over to your superior for marriage already

>> No.37419027
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I've already answered before, but she's a Gazer. She has a hard time trusting others, so she puts on a tough act and responds to aggression with further aggression. But she's soft and kind and very loving, once you get to know her.

>> No.37419029

Nah, if dragons want me, they got catch me and brutally rape me until I can't about anything else other than them!

>> No.37419034

>What's her personality?
She is loving, caring, naturally motherly. She's wonderfully energetic and cheerful most of the time, and although the sadness of this world hits her very hard, she's quick to rebound and find the silver lining (or just cuddle till things are better). That being said, there are several things about this world that can make her very angry. She holds it in as much as she can, but it'll explode with enough prodding. As for her sexual personality, she's very much a dom, but likes to switch things up every now and then
>What does she look like?
She's a towering Ushi Oni, very muscular, but with a lot of padding as well. She's more of a greyish blue green, and has several scars. Also has massive boobs
>What does she smell like?
Depends. Her soaps and shampoos smell herby, but she naturally smells earthy and smokey
>What does she do for a living?
Homemaker, but used to work security, and knows how to weave clothes
>What are her hobbies?
Anything outdoors, playing with kids, cooking, wrestling, working out, guns, gardening
>Does she have many friends, or does she mostly keep to herself?
She usually hangs out with me, but she has made some human male/female friends, as well as some monstergirl friends

>> No.37419055

She’s not a very good dragon if she can’t back up her threats, now is she?
Maybe I should go challenge that salamander down the way, since I know I could get a fight out of her

>> No.37419078
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What are the monsters you want KC to add to MGE and why is it Baku?

>> No.37419088

dumb lizard, then tell me, how is a dragon that wants a man without doing any legwork is better than a normal man?

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>> No.37419091

Nobody thinks to ward their house against boats!

>> No.37419115

They are mentally ill and so must die.

>> No.37419118
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Only a fool would turn down the chance to be with one of the most graceful beings to exist. Why must you be so difficult and play hard to get when you could be blessed with the attention of a noble drake.

>> No.37419126

Nobody except Croats, maybe.

>> No.37419135

>tries to threat a man into marrying her

>> No.37419146

What kind of body-type is this?

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I will not.

>> No.37419172
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No, like this.

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It's because you hairless apes don't know what's good for you. Dragons just want to ensure lesser beings are taken care of and sometimes it takes aggressive negotiations.

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Reject haughty undead, embrace dumb zombies

>> No.37419215

Describe your wife!

>> No.37419225

My waifu would be interested in studying Baku.
She's concerned about my sleep habits, so a Baku might be able to help.

>> No.37419230

We must go thiccer

>> No.37419238

I hate the shota shit more than anything else.

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Post this again tomorrow when I'm not an adhd zombie and I'll give you an effortpost

>> No.37419259

I can't tell if this is supposed to be roon or soppy, either way cute

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Why tell us then? Unless, this was part of your plan.

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I don't really have one but for the sake of the question, this is what I made up:
>What does she look like?
She's an automaton that was dug up from a buried ruin out in the desert. Most of her plating rusted or outright disintegrated by then, but we've done what we could to replace the deteriorated bits with the help of a sympathetic gremlin. The new, squishier material is an off-white color with a bit of metallic trim. I think she's self-concious about the parts that are still a bit rusty since she always tries to cover them up.
>What's her personality?
She's kind of emotionless like most automatons, and you have to suss out what her subroutines are 'feeling' through her actions instead of her words or body language. She often cuddles up next to me- ostensibly for 'protection' or to 'ensure your body is the proper temperature'.
>What does she smell like?
Arcane motor oil and magic gasoline, normally, so most of the time I hang a car air freshener from little ear protrusions. Mostly pine-scented ones. She doesn't seem to mind.
>What does she do for a living?
She works at an orphanage. All the little ones seem to think having a robot around is super cool, so she does pretty well for being kind of cold. I think she likes hanging around kids because she, you know, can't have her own. Maybe she wants to adopt?
>What are her hobbies?
Small-scale engineering or construction projects, like renovating the house or building whatever gizmo strikes her robo-fancy. She's even made a few guns, though she doesn't let me touch them. :(
>Does she have any friends?
Really just that automaton I mentioned earlier, since the two of them get on really well. Otherwise, she tends to come off as a little cold or standoffish to most people.

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>> No.37419364

Playing around on the job? You ladies have been docked a day's cum for your tomfoolery!

>> No.37419413

>Claim to be mighty
>Cannot even give anon the satisfaction of a fight before the rape

>> No.37419461

its that these younger dragons can't rape, back when dragons were dragons, they just picked up their future hubby and then brutally raped him in their rape cave without giving him a bit of rest, instead of asking for consent, wasting time to try to convince him, or anything of that nature

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Do you like situations like this?
I do.

>> No.37419550
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Times change

>> No.37419554

Please do not bully the dragons. I don't want to see them go full dragon form in anger

>> No.37419580

>inb4 its literally a group of chihuahua sized dragons

>> No.37419598

I do.
Do you know what Dragonia translates to?
“dragon graveyard waiting room”

>> No.37419600

I do. What are they gonna do? It's not like they're gonna eat me.

>> No.37419603

very cute dragon, would put a bun in her oven

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>lizardman has spent her entire life mastering the blade
>gets beat by anon once
>now her blade is a kitchen knife
I know it's their biology but that's gotta sting at least a little, right?

>> No.37419667

>And thus anons were carried off to be brutally raped on top of piles of gold

>> No.37419680

now thats better

>> No.37419700

>when the meido got railed

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Honestly, I want a species that helps mere dragons the same way dhampirs help tease vampires into being more loving.

>> No.37419728

thats what jabberwocks help with

>> No.37419741

I don't recall anything in their profile about that

>> No.37419746
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Trishot nerf when?

>> No.37419758

there ain't anything about that but I have a feeling that they would tease the straight-laced dragons cause it gets them off to see them unwind and be more honestly lewd

>> No.37419762

Answering multiple times is cool with me. Don't imagine people have write-ups to answer on stand by, so naturally there's gonna be a few things that slip your mind while answering. Few other folks have answered multiple times too.

What does that pillow say?

What are the scars from? Would assume it was from her time working security, but the simple sight of a massive Ushi Oni is enough to make folks stop in their tracks.

Like the other anon, am too tied up to give a good answer now but ask again tomorrow and I'll have time. For now, she's an akaname/kejourou. Formerly homeless and a hikki, currently a meido.

Sure thing. Hope you feel better then.

Really nice for something you came up with on the spot.

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Who ordered the chocolate kiki?

>> No.37419817

me, give me choco kiki

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>> No.37419832

i bet lots of elves have an ear fetish

>> No.37419839
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Don't give them any ideas

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>> No.37419859

The scars are mostly from her childhood growing up in a cave in the woods, dealing with ferocious animals and whatnot, but also time working security

>> No.37419864

It’s why I think salamanders are the better “FIGHT ME” monsters. I wouldn’t want her to drastically change because I won a sword fight

>> No.37419877
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You wouldn't want to disappoint would you anon?

>> No.37419880

i want elves to marvel at my weird ears

>> No.37419897
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Why are there no good lilims, how come each one is evil?

>> No.37419908

I want an elf momster to clean my ears while she teases me about how odd they are

>> No.37419918

Great, I'll monog-marry one of their Bicorn widows once they've gone.

>> No.37419924 [DELETED] 

They have absolute power, and absolute power corrupte absolutely.
[/spoiler] jk they all think acting chuuni is how they can get boys [/spoiler]

>> No.37419925

It happens because every hero that comes their way ends up marrying their mere maid instead.

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Evil is hot but they're not evil just chuuni. The demon's lord vision is clearly good

>> No.37419931

lilims are massive chunni dorks

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Why don't elves spec into strength and constitution?

>> No.37419948

>mamano says she wants to "rape" me
>I consent to it
>present my naked body to her, swearing I won't resist
>she comments that it doesn't feel like rape anymore
>wants me to put up a struggle at least, to maintain her interest
>just continue lying naked
>she sighs, bored, and twiddles her thumbs
>sight of her body and scent of her pheromones have made me hard as a rock, though
>thought I was gonna get some mamano punani, but I'm just lying here
>sit up
>grab her by the throat and throw her to the floor
>now anon is doing the raping
>"O-oh, anon? What's come over you all of a sudden!? St-- *bites her lip* stOP thIS at *moans in pleasure* AT ONce..."

Do you think that was her plan all along?

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>> No.37419961

I'd put up some resistance as well as insult them so they can really rape me

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>> No.37419977

This is cute.
I also enjoy the idea of monsters like hellhounds and yetis (and all the other warm ones) being slightly protective of and overly cuddly towards their husband because they're always worried theyre going to start freezing.
Snakes being sad for their husband because they dont have a big strong tail to get around, and being convinced legs are fragile and strange, maybe going as far as to try and stop them from walking around and insisting on carrying them. Same with centaurs and arachne.

>> No.37419985

>every time you spank/grope/squeeze/etc. a cheshire it makes an EE&E animal sound effect

>> No.37419988

I bet there would be a lot of places that couples could go to simulate a proper chase, with different varieties depending on the monster girl. Old, abandoned buildings and fake graveyards for undead, pretend pyramids/tombs for aphophis, dark, lonely city streets for succubi...
Consent is nice, but so is the hunt

>> No.37420009

Goodness with the aesthetics of evil is a great combo, but genuine evil certainly has its place as long as its not too far

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>> No.37420016

>tfw ywn do some homealone shenanigans to keep yourself free from monster rape

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This is a No Winter Zone, snow monsters and ice monsters go home

>> No.37420044

>Gremlin shows up

>> No.37420046

Alice is ghey.

>> No.37420065

I'd break in to these places and start blasting scooby-doo chase music so all involved couldn't take it seriously

>> No.37420084

Cold monsters can be here if they want, this is a discrimination free zone. Unless you are from /tg/ or have one of the forbidden fetishes, in which case you can go drown in your own jizz

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She can stay in mine.

>> No.37420093

I agree, winter can suck my dick, I want it to be summer forever!

>> No.37420098
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Reminder that Snow Volcanic areas are confirmed to be a thing.

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I want to visit Frostmelt and meet the laid-back lava golems.

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>> No.37420190

For you writing anons, what's a good size wordcount for a chapter in your opinion? I'm having trouble planning something out and want to know when to cut stuff off

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>free White Horn-san from the deep snow
>she leaps away and gets herself stuck again
>"Oh no! Looks like you'll have to dig me out and brush my fur again"
>this goes on until she invites herself in to dry off
>she starts making hot cocoa and wants to stay the night

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Likewise but you don’t have to yell.

>> No.37420207

Personally, I vary a lot, I tend to just end the chapter when it feels appropriate without thinking much about chapter size/word count. I wouldn't worry about it. Plenty professional writers will have a 3 page chapter followed by a 40 page chapter.

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>> No.37420220
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fuck you :(
shes cute
both of the beings in the picture are but the snake definitely is

>> No.37420231

Who dis, I never played much mgq

>> No.37420233
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Slimes are olev

>> No.37420238

manwhore is such a dirty word, anon. I prefer escort, courtesan, man of the night. This sounds a lot more classier

>> No.37420239

Well yea.
Since half of them are women and only SOME males are manwhores.

>> No.37420241
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>t. hasn't been on a weeklong mofu binge
Mofu almost killed me anon, if I see another fluff I think I may just fall off the wagon.

>> No.37420243

>Winter can suck my dick
>Ice queens would like to know your location
Phrasing is very important

>> No.37420249

You're right; I'm not a manwhore because I do it for free.

>> No.37420254
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I'm starting to think 'Mofu' might not be just tail fluff. The mofu mafia are peddling something, and I don't know what. I've got to get to the bottom of this.

>> No.37420268

I ain't one, i just do compensated dating with the dragon mayor sometimes, its just for money I swear! Its not because i find her sexy or anything

>> No.37420271

It's well-known that the dealers spike their mofu with demonic energy. One hit of this new stuff and you're a goner. It's a real shame.

>> No.37420272

I can’t understand how someone can go through an entire month without fapping. I swore off an entire week due to getting passing grades at uni and this is the 4th day and I’m going insane. Like, I, fuck.
Even the kitsune lolis look fappable now and I’m a hagchad.

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If an Ice Queen gets drippy and wet thinking about lewd things, does it freeze?

>> No.37420290

Been seeing Mofu addicts in the streets practically clinging to there wives for months now, and no one can do a damned thing about it. Poor bastards probably thought it was just a sweet gesture; an offer from that nice fox to feel their tail fluff. A few minutes later that was their entire life written away to be spent with their new wife and serving with them in the mofu mafia.

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You best be quiet anon, the bosses won't like that kind of talk and I can't afford to lose another finger.

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Thoughts on this image :)

>> No.37420308
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Keep asking questions and you'll end up like this

>> No.37420310

hey, i went to mgc uni for my bachleor of arts in manwhoring and its an honest living with good pay

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Are dick milking maids real maids?

>> No.37420315

I have information for you anon. You gotta let the world know before it's too late.

>> No.37420321

Don't use emoticons in 4chan

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>> No.37420335

Ratas are tracking you down as we speak.

>> No.37420339
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Tell me, and make it quick. Don't know who could be lurking around the corner listening in.

>> No.37420341

Yeah everyone hired one

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>> No.37420350

holy fuck that is small, what the shit happened
i am so sorry anons
3 whole kilobytes

>> No.37420356 [SPOILER] 
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The secret is that there was never anything extra in the mofu. Now enjoy the foxwife

>> No.37420402
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Marry the slime

>> No.37420409
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N-NOOOOOO (with a better resolution picture I found)

>> No.37420428

its one of the core classes that every maid needs to learn in st kiki academy!

>> No.37420452

Looks like you saved the thumbnail by accident.

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>> No.37420470
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Can you even call her a dragon if she can't give you a sun tan just by entering the room?

>> No.37420476
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Haremfag again, sticking with one of my wives for this post to avoid a massive wall.
>What's her personality?
Smug, caring imouto to the point she's more like a loli onee-san at times and one strong temper.
>What does she look like?
Image is her.
>What does she smell like?
Varies based on which magical ingredients she's been working with.
>What does she do for a living?
Sabbath branch leader,magic research, recruiting new members, occasionally private magic tutoring as a method of recruiting.
>What are her hobbies?
She's a workaholic but she does enjoy designing outfits for herself and others.
> Does she have many friends, or does she mostly keep to herself?
She gets along with my other wives, members of her Sabbath. Outside of that she's also friends with a Devil and loli Vampire.

>> No.37420520
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I wanna worship the pharaoh

>> No.37420553
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So, when the current demon lord took over she transformed all the nasty monsters into cute girls that still had some of the features of their previous form. Cool and good. But does that mean that, say, holstaurs were just transformed from cows?
Did some farmer go to bed with a herd of normal cattle and wake up with a bunch of very confused and horny cowgirls?

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Greenworm appreciators will hunt you down anon

>> No.37420573

My headcanon is ice monsters like Ice Queen and Tsurara get a really thin layer of frost with on their pussies and high inner thighs if they get wet.

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Let's continue.

What will be the fate of most military dragons and wyverns when the monstergirl militaries modernize, especially with modern Airforces? Shall dragons and wyverns cope and adapt with the changing times by becoming pilots themselves???

>> No.37420634

they get old and fat

>> No.37420644

gonna need some BIG engines

>> No.37420656

They complain about men putting themselves in danger by flying machines run by tiny explosions and seethe at men thinking the need for speed is a good enough excuse for their reckless flying.

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Holstaur profile says they're descended from Minotaurs that allowed humans to tame them. There's no way this could have happened in the old days, so Holstaurs only came to existence in the current Demon Lord's reign.

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>> No.37420665

ace anon won't even look at em unless they can pull 10Gs consistently, and that's not even getting into the weight issues

>> No.37420667

Modern military is made completely redundant by monsters abilities and their magic.
We went over this, opaboo

>> No.37420673

It was talked about.
You wouldn't see them move into the airforce as getting them into cockpits designed for them is a pain and you're honestly wasting them in the modern era.
Dragons would basically be human sized tanks that can fly and smash into a position with their breath while wyverns may be scouts or act like drones to a certain extent.
Combat retrieval would work as well for wyverns.

Meanwhile, you use your dragons to shock assault something or counter another dragon, wurm, or similar heavy hitter.

>> No.37420684

how do you tame a minotaur?

>> No.37420722

What would life in the Royal Makai and in the Demon Lord's Castle be like when male human sons can now be bron from monstergirls? Imagine being a tourist or visitor to the Royal Makai and or the Demon Lord's Castle and you see numerous white haired shotas and bishonens engaging in hi-jinks and shennanigens with or against their elder Lilim sisters. And yeah, ALL the Lilims are elder sisters. And imagine all the silly sibling fights between all them Lilims and the DL's shota and or bishonen sons.

>> No.37420738

>especially with modern Airforces?
Wouldn't be a need for them. Monster Girls will overthrow the chief god within the current generation and the world will monsterize. Weapons of war on that level would never be developed because there's simply no need for them with monster girls running things and being strictly opposed to conflict.
Seems like needless military wank.

>> No.37420748
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Left is Alipheese Fateburn XVI. Right is Kurisu Makise, the main heroine of Steins;Gate. Some dude keeps commissioning pics of them together.

>> No.37420761

Simple, she hasn’t been fully unsealed yet and-

>> No.37420774

that sounds good

>> No.37420780

thanks anon that made me laugh

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Keep her fed and comfy, she might mellow out. The profile does say "through the process of evolution, their violent nature has subsided", so it's not worth it if your goal is to make your own Holsts from scratch because this indicates it took generations to get there.

>> No.37420815

Making it so she doesn't have to fight wild animals for food is probably a step in the right direction.

>> No.37420840

beeg monsters rolling on top of you while you're sleeping is a great thing

>> No.37420841

get that bitch a labyrinth
minotaurs love labyrinths

>> No.37420856

stick 'em in a city for a couple of years

>> No.37420905

>every fall, your mino wife insists on going into the local corn maze
>you always ask her why but she can never quite say why

>> No.37420927
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I have a strong need to be hunted through a maze by a big cow while I dodge traps she sets

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>> No.37420995

So what monstergirls would make the ideal or decent fighter jet pilots?

Harpies??? Gremlins, because they're the ones who know how to use tech?

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>Happy New Year 2021
I'm excited for the next year's fanart!

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What's in those vials? Horse juice?

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>Wouldn't be a need for them. Monster Girls will overthrow the chief god within the current generation and the world will monsterize. Weapons of war on that level would never be developed because there's simply no need for them with monster girls running things and being strictly opposed to conflict.
>Seems like needless military wank.
>No need for them

I'd argue, no. There would be ways mamono and the MGE world will change the rules and workings of war to the modern 21st century day.

Or you know? More in line with cute and hot girls with big boobs.

>> No.37421078

You'd need something with quick reflexes, that is light, and can fit in a cockpit easily.
Harpies have no way to really work controls as efficiently and building a cockpit around a nonstandard design is a pain in the rear.

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Guess who's going to be tonight's 'sacrifice', anon.

>> No.37421212

I don’t know much about how monsters would change the military, but I do know it would probably be funny to give a harpy a stuka siren

>> No.37421220

Is it the unicorn?

>> No.37421224

Not my billy, he's my best friend. I won't let you guys hurt my goat!

>> No.37421227

Anon you misunderstood the post
>modern times will still be in the far distant future in the canon setting, long after everyone has become incubi and monster girls
>research into weapons of that kind would be pointless since there's nothing to fight
>research instead goes into maximum comfort and pleasure in daily life
There's no rules of war to change because war wouldn't exist in the first place.

>> No.37421231

this 2GW mana bomb I'm holding?

>> No.37421232
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Has your wife given you a collar yet?

>> No.37421245

Today I realized that my MGE wife happens to be super inspired by a cartoon character I had a huge crush on growing up. Anyone else?

>> No.37421262

No but I did notice other unintentional inspirations. Who's the character?

>> No.37421268 [SPOILER] 
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A friend told me to post this here, so I will
It's a story about a trap tiefling who goes to the gym
Spoiler: "it's not the type of trap youre thinking

>> No.37421271

i too am a haremfag, so heres one waifu thats not very popular
>What's her personality?
Warm and quiet, she doesnt vocalize most of her expressions unless its really important, also a neat freak that organizes everything around her.
>What does she look like?
She is a cancer, she has light skin and red hair in an A cut style, her carapace is muddy red on the top side with sporadic purple-blue nodules and bright orange on the underside.
>What does she smell like?
A pleasant ocean smell with a bit of an earthy smell.
>What does she do for a living?
She is a jeweler and gemcutter, she has very steady hands and pincers.
>What are her hobbies?
Aside from crafting jewelry, she likes dancing, music, shooting crossbows, fishing with friends.
>Does she have many friends, or does she mostly keep to herself?
She gets along with the other wives, particularly well with the dullahan mershark and ghoul sea lamia.

>> No.37421277
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>> No.37421293

>haremfag with a cancer wife
That's really nice to see, she sounds really cute and that's an interesting job for her too!

>> No.37421309

No the anon you just replied to.

But honestly, how will the MGE world ever defend and protect themselves if ever some Otherworldly Invaders and Attackers ever come to their world then? Surely any self respecting civilization, even that of the MGE world will still invest and research into weapons and military. Maybe at least for self defense purposes, but then again what with all the Day of The Rape and Portals AND monstergirls invading our world posts. Mamono would study and research into more modernized weapons and military for self defense and assimilating new worlds under their rule and meta.

>> No.37421344

>how will the MGE world ever defend and protect themselves if ever some Otherworldly Invaders and Attackers ever come to their world then?
KC confirmed that ayys would get turned into monster girls on contact with the atmosphere IF they existed. Remember that the world of MGE is not a planet.
>but then again what with all the Day of The Rape and Portals AND monstergirls invading our world posts.
Day of the rape is dumbass /monster/ terminology that some refugees haven't let go of.

>> No.37421355

I'm fairly certain any otherworldly forces would either be equally horny and monsterised, or soon to be horny because they existed within the same dimension as a lilim for too long.
The abyssals are technically otherworldly, after all.

>> No.37421356

I think you'd still see territorial fights, monster girls that still have martial backgrounds, and the like fighting.
Granted, its more fighting to ahego the otherside instead of kill them

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Invisible lilim strikes again.

>> No.37421412

>I think you'd still see territorial fights, monster girls that still have martial backgrounds, and the like fighting.
They would stick to traditional means for that, why wouldn't they when magic can send entire towns to different dimensions, teleport, fly, fling spells through the air, deflect bullets and more. People thinking they would advance in tech the same way real people have aren't thinking about why they would develop it clearly, they would be more likely to advance their fantasy capabilities.
And that's if those things even happened.

>> No.37421413

>KC confirmed that ayys would get turned into monster girls
Not just that, KC already confirmed he has grey aliens on the list

>> No.37421439

time to activate the X-MON project

>> No.37421473

i wonder how would greys look at us? like cute pets?

>> No.37421477
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Sedusa from PPG. Looking back, I've always been fond of characters with long, prehensile hair too. Feel dumb for not noticing sooner.

What inspirations have you noticed?

>> No.37421495

for me, I noticed that I had a bleach influence to the gazer nun I draw

>> No.37421496

who will do the research? who will do the engineering? Who will wear the sweater?

>> No.37421580
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So when your wife hangs out with her friends, what about you does she brag about? besides being a real person and not an imaginary husband

>> No.37421587
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Around eldritch beings,never relax

>> No.37421599

she has the superior pussysquid.

>> No.37421604

i want the unknowable milkers in my mouth

>> No.37421611

I want more girls to have starscreams personality.

>> No.37421613

except if she's your wife: then you can relax
even if the walls melt or you're hearing smells

>> No.37421614

my cooking

>> No.37421619
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>> No.37421623

how she has a young boytoy that would do any lewd desire she wants and doesn't complain about it all

>> No.37421635

I don't know if I have a specific wife, but there are a few mamono I daydream about/fap to semi-regularly. Here's are two of the more frequent:

One girl's an arch imp, and while I could easily boil her personality down to "mesugaki shitposter", that'd be a bit reductive. She's very flirtatious, very lewd - she has spells set to detect when I have lewd thoughts so she can immediately act on them, if she so desires - and a bit of a masochist. She's also playful in a non-sexual way - making jokes and puns regularly, magicking propaganda and advertisements to hijack messages, and overall not taking much seriously. She's affectionate sometimes, but tends to show that affection in roundabout ways.
She's short, thin, and young-in-form, as arch imps tend to be. She has short, pale-blue hair, yellow eyes, and magical runes and tattoos all over under her clothes, which are, depending on where she is, either a billowing pink-and-black robe/magical girl costume, various Kuroferuru lingerie, or a slightly loose schoolgirl uniform.
She usually smells of a mixture of sweat and gunpowder.
She's an elite Kuroferuru scholar, primarily studying passive Nymphomantic charms.
Beyond pulling practical jokes on the world and lewd jokes on me - the latter of which she enjoys to the point of it being a hobby - she also likes listening to music. If I could be as autistically devoted to her idea as some genuine waifufags, she might encourage me to actually start playing music again.
She's friends with her colleagues at the Sabbath.

The other's a tengu. Beyond the obligatory "nerd" that a "nerd bird" must be, she's also very eagerly submissive. While she's content to do things on her own most of the time, merely hearing me give her a command is enough to make her squirm in arousal. She isn't as actively lewd as the arch imp, and in scenarios where I have multiple wives, she's usually only submissive to me and at most one of my other wives, sometimes even getting assertive and dominant with the other wives before asking me if that made her look cool. She's also very slightly chuunibyou, although she mostly keeps that in check.
She's a bit taller than the arch imp - while the former is a JC loli, the tengu is closer to an older JK in appearance. Her breasts are full and round, but not particularly large - probably around a C cup, but I'm not very good at breast sizing. She's also rather thin, but slightly less so than the imp. She has straight, black hair that goes about halfway down her back, bright blue eyes (being a crow, after all), and tends to wear oversized sweaters at home, and cardigans with skirts and pantyhose when out.
When in public, she smells strongly of incense. When at home, she tends to smell strongly of sweat and arousal, as I order her around regularly enough - whether for genuine commands or simply to tease her - that she's perpetually soaking wet.
She's a NEET, but from a wealthy line of tengu scholars who subsidize her lifestyle so that I can fertilize her eggs more readily.
In the normal MGE setting, she collects rare books and scrolls, and occasionally enjoys gambling. In MGC or "portal day" scenarios, she's obsessed with yuri manga, anime, and eroge, and plays multiple gacha, of which her family thanks me for reining in her whale tendencies.
She was a complete hikki before her older sister found me and hooked me up with her. She mostly keeps to herself, but in scenarios where I have a harem, she very easily befriends them.

>> No.37421650

>starscream's personality
You want more girls to act like incompetent henchmen? That's my memory of him at least, though I've limited exposure to transformers.

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The stronger the girl the harder I cum.

>> No.37421725

You're not wrong but I like the opportunistic ambition.
Like if you're a warlock and you've spent months trying to get some shit done but then your imp had her own agenda to get laid and ruined all your hard work.
It's much more forgiveable because she's hot.

>> No.37421730

I saw this a while ago on 4binz and dismissed it because I thought Sev was an actual trap. Regret doing that now, that was hot as fuck, disregarding the suicideboys references. Good stuff dude

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this and the fact her plans blow up in her face and for some reason you still have her around for next episode's blunder

>> No.37421753

>picture of lim who couldn't handle the bantz

>> No.37421763

>mfw too emotionally fucked up to form attachments even in fantasy
still fun to dream them up
Living Doll/Construct
Victoria (no relation to the lim, it's my highschool crush's name no bully)
Passive, pliant, receptive; quietly but intensely affectionate, even romantic. Soft embraces, caresses, whispered love poems. Endlessly patient.
Fair skin and silver-white hair; about 5'4", medium-small 'assets', thin waist. Brilliant red eyes. Lacks the mechanical joints that, in some sense, typify the living doll. Her 'flesh' is not unyieldingly hard, but impossible to confuse for the 'real thing.' She wears simple black dress in infinite variety, somehow re-spinning the material into new configurations each day.
She smells... clean; some ineffably subtle essence of the mildest soap, no matter how much a mess I make of her.
She has no job, or friends, and scarcely leaves our room. If I am present, she waits on the bed in case I crave her. If I am out, she sometimes sits at the desk and composes poetry.
She is a strange and in many ways inhuman presence, but I can scarcely imagine going without, or replacing, her company.

>> No.37421784

Ah, gotcha now. I can see the appeal.

>> No.37421801

>especially with modern Airforces? Shall dragons and wyverns cope and adapt with the changing times by becoming pilots themselves???
I'm confused. Gremlins might rig up gyrocopters to take their hubbies on flights, but any dragon can still easily outstrip our most modern and advanced jets today.

Like, did you forget what a dragon was? It's not just a lizardgirl with wings anon. They're Gods. They're the Only beings strong enough to completely rewrite the laws of the universe, albeit for a time.

Dragons are anime shit, they'll be zipping around fast enough to shatter the sound barrier on a casual outing. Dragonia would have to be build with sound supressing arrays everywhere to hard filter any sounds above 120dB. Or it would sound just like a warzone.

>> No.37421802

I like the Pharaoh
>What's her personality?
She's a kind, warm, cunning and motherly
>What does she look like?
She's has tan skin, long black hair, red scars across her body, a tone body, and slender face.
>Where did we meet?(I didn't find the original question interesting)
I found her a in tomb underneath a ruined city and got my hips smash to dust soon afterwards.
>What does she do for a living?
She's a Pharaoh so it's self-explanatory.
>What are her hobbies?
She enjoys music, art, social drinking, reading, making tea, and writing inflammatory articles in the news under a pen name.
>Does she have many friends, or does she mostly keep to herself?
Her best friend would be an her Anubis advisor and her other friends would be the mummies in her tomb.

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>> No.37421835

thats a nice choco sea wurm, she also has a neat hat

>> No.37421837

lovely wurm

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Cute robutt.

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This is wife.
Her name has been lost to time but she's friendly for a dragon, sees almost everything as a competition and is a sore loser. She smells like burnt flowers and likes to compete as a hobby.
She's fairly adventurous and likes getting precious stuff from ancient ruins and the likes.

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>> No.37421874

She stole the desk as well.

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Too fuckin' cute. Definitely want to commission this guy when I get the chance.

>> No.37421909

To this day I find funny how a dragon ended up with the name "Waffle"

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Tiny jealous snake!

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>> No.37421951

I will marry this one, she looks very rusticated and would probably make a mean pie.

>> No.37421961

How might dogfights and battles between Monstergirl Ace Pilots and rival Human/Mortal Ace Pilots be like? Special Snowflake Protagonist Monstergirl Ace Pilot versus the renowned enemy/rival Ace Pilot, who is a human!

>"There are pilots like you in every generation. And I've felled every last one of them."
>t.Madam X, feared enemy pilot throughout the Mamono Airforce and Mamono Pilot-chan's rival

>> No.37421974

Madam X sounds old, what is she?

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Why is it always Atago and Kaga? Why does nobody post any of the other botes?

>> No.37422026

Cause it's one guy

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Because fluffy tails.
You mean Akagi.

>> No.37422039

Depends. I usually keep it between 6-8k words. This bumps up to 10-15k for important stuff, because I don't like writing cliffhangers.

>> No.37422058

Yeah, I got the names mixed up. I'm more of a fan of the Brit botes in general, but they're not really relevant to this thread.

>> No.37422074
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The monitors could count as undead.

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The oni boats get posted too sometimes.

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>Where do you think you are going?

>> No.37422128

>to the shop to get you a nice gift

>> No.37422156

Home, so I can have some fun with my tengu wife. Do you want to come with me?

>> No.37422159

>returning my meds so that I can see you more often

>> No.37422169

>But my gift is already here.

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I love undead, I wish I could impregnate a horde of zombie so many times that they all wight at the same time

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how undead do you like em? gray skin? falling apart? other? also yes, I would love to make many zombie/wights from a horde of zombies

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>> No.37422224

>you're right!
>here is this nice, homemade cake!

>> No.37422232
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I like cuddle bogeys better

>> No.37422236

Madam X is the Orderite Ace Pilot Mihaéla. Full and real name, Mihaéla Dumitra Margareta Cornelia Lina Blanca Karol Aeon Ignatia Raphael Maria Niketas A. Shilage.

Believe it or not, she is practically an old lady who still is an ace pilot of the Order's Aerospace Force and is said to be part of an experimental squadron. As a means of trying to test out the Order's autonomous unmanned drone forces, may or may not be an imitation of Gremlin tech and Automaton Mamono.

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what's the bare minimum sadness needed to call forth a bogey? can I be sad cause of a movie and she would be right there with tissues and cuddles?

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>> No.37422272

All clay belongs to rightful Belkan monstergirls.

>> No.37422287

>imitation of Gremlin tech and Automaton Mamono
>she is either an old lady gremlin or automaton from exposure
I would climb the ranks of the Order Aerospace Force just to hit on her

>> No.37422289

She looks like she's looking across a tripoint border at an Apophis demon realm and an Incubus/Khepri kingdom that are both more successful than hers.

>> No.37422300

While I love the idea of a bogie cheering up Anon with not just cuddles but also flowers, why is this a minecraft mod

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They're evolving.

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>why is this a minecraft mod
Why not?

>> No.37422368

any greenworm mods?

>> No.37422377

I want to get sandwiched between a Bodie and a Troll

>> No.37422451

I wish to shower with:
>A mindflayer
>A mucus toad
>A Vampire
>A Shoggoth
>An apophis
Either all at the same time, some of them at the same time, or one at a time. I don't mind.

>> No.37422463

>Sad dark undine and cancer noises

>> No.37422513

Enjoy being trapped in there with her for six hours while she heaps a few hundred layers of cosmetics onto you. I knew a guy who had to get eight different shampoos and six different conditioners massaged into his scalp before his vamp wife let him go. That doesn't even take into account all the body washes and soaps.

>> No.37422515

No idea, don't know where the Bogey mod is either. Pretty sure the Hellhound and Weresheep are reskins someone did from Grimoire of Gaia 3.

>> No.37422527

NTA, but I want to bathe with a Dark Undine.

>> No.37422533

i do this anyway thats fine

>> No.37422536

Much better men ar out there so why bother

>> No.37422544

nah I would get out in 20 min by using just some simple soap and this shampoo that has a cool logo on it

>> No.37422545

cancers are for baths, not showers

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>vampire has moved into a castle and claimed it's adjacent lands
>most humans are terrified of her
>Meanwhile at the vampire's castle:
>she receives a package from one of the villages she visited recently
>great, another bloodbag bothering her with some trifling matter
>the package feels strangely cold, what could it be?
>there is a cake inside with the word "Welcome" on it
>She is used to humans grovelling and begging before her or cursing and telling her to go away
>No human here has ever sincerely welcomed her or seemed happy to see her.

>> No.37422573

Thickness off the fucking charts

>> No.37422575

>meanwhile in anons shack...
>anon hopes that the nice pale lady got his house warming gift
>poor thing looks like she would keel over any moment!

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I like thicc with a little evil spice with it

>> No.37422593

>Anon uses the excess shampoo from his head to quickly lather his body
>vampire fuming and calling him a barbarian, demands that he get back in so she can wash his neck

>> No.37422606

>tfw ywn feel this clean every night before you go to sleep with your vamp oneechan

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>> No.37422641

>cool logo
>it has a dhampir fighting dirt
>vamp wife keeps throwing it out the window after every shower
>keep buying it everyday

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>> No.37422745

what is this

>> No.37422753

scp stuff

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Impregnate onis.

>> No.37422758

>scalp massage
>pumice exfoliation
>pore opening
>herbal scrubs
>fancy soaps
>gallons of hair products
>she touches up your nails when you get out
>all so she can show you off
>you're too busy feeling like a king from all the stuff she rubs onto you

>> No.37422775

I will.
Gonna make them big, strongsoft moms.

>> No.37422778

i would be so blissed out that i'd honestly fall asleep in her arms

>> No.37422866

neccesity drives innovation, and in a world united under one banner in the name of peace and love, why would the military need to modernise? Especially with magic. If magic is powered by 'mana', which is basically an infinite resourse if theres enough loving couples around, why would they need the technology? It'd be a waste of time, and I imagine most of the focus would be on improvements to life, medicene and general convinience.

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Impregnate foxgirls

>> No.37422876

i was just told that I don't need to be whore for this damn job!

>> No.37422895

I want a monster girl to play 'U Got That' on full volume on speakers surrounding my house while they break in and hunt me down to fuck me into the ground and claim me as their husband. Preferably a physically aggressive one like a manticore or something, but also something like a cheshire or dragon zombie would work. Maybe not one of the more aggresively seductive ones like Mindflayers or demon, but it could still work.

>> No.37422900

>"I am testing this aircraft. You must find your own skies. Don't waste your life with me. Dedicate it to reclaiming that which you call home or who you love. Furtheremore, you must find someone to guide you."
>t.Madam X to her squadron

"Can you hear me, monstergirl pilot? This was all due to my ego. I helped unleash a mechanical chaos upon this world just so I could keep my wings. Put a stop to the rogue automata production."
>t.Madam X to the monstergirl ace pilot special snowflake, after being shot down

"I never wanted create anything and now here I am, an old bedridden crippled human lady. Watching as my grandchildren make a new future for themselves and the world, all while the monstergirl victors point and laugh at me, the poor old human lady... Is this my punishment, then? All I do is lie here, wasting away. I'll never know the freedom of flying the open skies ever again. I've been grounded and my wings have been clipped."
>t.Madam X during an interview while she is bedridden

>> No.37422915

Don't believe the mofu propaganda, the foxes cannot legally rape you if you just say "no"

>> No.37422917


>> No.37422929

they forced me to say yes by molesting me and edging me unitl I did

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that's nice an all, but what's the canon ending?

>> No.37422941

>Implying the advancement of technology won't result in the return and refinement of automaton technology.

The bot butt will retun.

>> No.37422956

i am awaitng the arrival of robo jabberwocks, robo tentacle mouth pussy!

>> No.37422958

If a warfare is going to exist its gonna be quite different due to their vastly different capabilities and mentality. And it's not like mamono lack in destructive potential if they desired so.
I could see a ritualistic sort of warfare developing. Wars between (monster) countries could just end up being basically sports competitions.
Something to entertain the more martially inclined mgs and incubi.

>> No.37422966

Sounds like Monster Girl Olympics to me.
That or the Demon Realm Colleseum or something.

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but who will usher in this new robutt age?

>> No.37422973

Even if their world won’t advance we will still have our cool toys, give monsterized Nuclear warhead i guess it would be like a cursed weapon.

>> No.37422974

I probably would be if I could though.

>> No.37422982

>Dragon Class automatons.
>Not actually as strong as dragons, mostly just mimic their abilities.
>Meanwhile, the actually dangerous automatons have heavier weaponry and armor.
Would be a strange place.

That's how I see it.
The fight for territory is more a sporting event or one family trying to one up the other.
Mostly because the Salamanders would go stir crazy by not having anything to do...
That being said, I could see salamander and lizardman clans becoming PMCs.

>> No.37422992

I don't know about designing but I like customizing my mechs.

>> No.37422993

>>dragon class
>not rivaling dragons

>> No.37423017

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember to consider the humble succubutt.
She may not have all the fancy things of the other races BUT she does have charm magic, wings, and can go into any class.

>> No.37423018

i guess you can do it then idk

>> No.37423023

gonna make a robosucc that is better than a normal succ

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I will always love succ

>> No.37423058

That IS the Canon ending. Mihaéla A. Shilage was shot down the final time by monstergirl ace pilot. But she survived and is now officially retired from service following the defeat of Order Forces and their previously Rogue Automata. Mihaéla A. Shilage, once known as Madam X and or "Archangel", is now but an old bedridden human woman who will spend the rest of her days grounded and on bed. It was a miracle she did not suffer medical expulsion after flying so high and fast with ungodly amounts of G-Force at such an old age of hers.

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I hope Anon goes to quest in the Maus Hills zone, only to realize he took a wrong turn and ended up in Raht City, being several levels below all the Rats there.

>> No.37423082

>implying any anon is fit enough to lift a milk truck Holst

>> No.37423094

I want to brush those teeth

>> No.37423105

that rat is my wife, she makes me wear her armor on our adventures

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maybe not today, bit I will lift a big milky holst someday

>> No.37423209

>Macho Moo Rhonda Savage
>Anon regrets trying to pay off his gambling debts this way when the sweatiest holst known to man tears out of her shirt and takes her position in the far corner of the ring
>"Oh Anon, I remember way back when childhood friends were bonded. You made a lot of promises to the Macho Moo, promises you didn't keep."
>"I remember one specific one: you promised you would marry me when we got older!"
>"You haven't fulfilled that promise, have you Anon?! And who has to come in and make that critical rape? The Macho Moo, Rhonda Savage!"

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Wrestling is fake!

>> No.37423238

You gotta risk it, if you want the biscuit.

>> No.37423254

>feh, that's CLEARLY fake cum. Doesn't even smell right.

>> No.37423269

Yeah there's way too much of it.

>> No.37423286

>guy gets thrown to the floor
>he reaches out to the crowd
>crowd boos him for being fake and gay
>wrestler grabs his legs and drags him to his fate
>he screams but the crowd cheers for something real at last

>> No.37423297

You know the last person that said that in the crowd got dragged into a cage match

>> No.37423319

I want to kidnap a monster and keep her tied in my bed as a daki/sexdoll, what kind do you think I should go for?

>> No.37423329

>See some stupid retarded shit
No, he's 100% correct. There is no "Otherworldly" threat, there is no "Otherworldly" conquest, there will be no "modern military" and the only thing that will develop will be magic.

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>this is the canon ending
>Madam X doesn't get a happy ending/saved
Time to get some magic mg and go back in time to save Mihaéla from the Order

>> No.37423391

the blanket one

>> No.37423408

Something terrifying if she ever gets free. Also give her one of those ring gags so you can fuck her face while she scowls at you absolutely enraged, and then stopper it back up with a dildo.

>> No.37423420

Something inorganic/unliving, if only for sanitary reasons...

>> No.37423436
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I love sand!

>> No.37423438

I'm not much a facefucker, frankly
though I suppose I will have to improvise some sort of gag to stop her from trying to bite when I go for kisses, I guess
Maybe I will just withhold cum if she misbehaves

>> No.37423439

>Aren't Humanbois cutest when they're almost retarded?

>> No.37423443

that body, the angle, the expression, the beginning of the pulldown,

>> No.37423447

Dude it's practically a waste looking at her absolutely enraged but turned on face after you just creampied her for the fourth time to not go a fifth in her face.

>> No.37423458
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I hate sand

It's rough and it's coarse and it gets everywhere.

>> No.37423464

>Local man kidnaps elf, withholds blowjobs for 6 weeks

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>I hate sand
>and royal authority that prevents me from getting a husband

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It's hard being a guard in Raht City, the officials are all corrupt, leading to the city guard being underfunded. While all the rodents are one step ahead of you, either squeezing through narrow spaces you can't follow them through, or being given a map showing your patrol route, resulting in you getting ambushed and siring lots of daughters.

>> No.37423508

>siring lots of daughters
where is that ambush point? I keep getting the dead end trick

>> No.37423518
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Some anons above talking about monstergirl fighter pilots, referencing Ace Combat 7 and discussing what if Mihaly from Ace Combat 7 was an elderly Order Woman in an MGExAce Combat.

But what about Arsenal Bird-chan please give Arsenal Bird-chan (and even her drones) attention!

Oh my god! I just realized that Ace Combat 7 is abuse and ryona against Automatons and Gremlins creations! Oh my god! Arsenal Bird-chan in Mission 12 and Mission 19 being shot at and bullied by mean Oseans and a stupid princess! Lilith, please help!!!

>> No.37423548

>try to fly off to fight the enemy
>your plane partner/wife instead flies to the movies or another date spot
>tries to distract you with love and affection
how can I have my epic sky duel if my plane wants to cuddle?!

>> No.37423610
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Well here's the other "fuller" version of girl-ified Arsenal Bird.

Yes, this would be Monstergirl posting because Automaton. And it is gijinka. MGE is basically gijinka of monsters Afterall.

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>deliver pizza
>monster gets you to let her pay with sex
>a few weeks later, you deliver to her again, but it's two pizzas this time
>says she's eating for three now
>calls you "papa"

>> No.37423675

>what did she mean by this?

>> No.37423677

If you need a flimsy excuse to justify your post, maybe don't.

>> No.37423692

Where did this airforce autist comefrom anyway?

>> No.37423695

>she pays with body
>has sex and happy marriage
>orders another pizza and comes to the same problem
>starts to cry and ask for hubby instead of seduction tactics
make sure to learn how to make a pizza so she won't have to order

>> No.37423703

Will Anon pass the beast test?

>> No.37423728

Just add jet boots on the monsters and go all strike witches

>> No.37423735

No thanks to previous posts from previous thread partaining dragons and such

>> No.37423740

But I didn't study! What chapters does it cover?

>> No.37423741


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vampires suck, and bats rule!!

>> No.37423757
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Getting stronk by lifting your wife's heavy tits!

>> No.37423806

Dumb Froot Bat.

>> No.37423860
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How angry would a monster be if anon sent her a video of him jerking off and cumming into a napkin in response to her nudes?

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Is this the same artist that did pic related? If so, they're doing werebats justice.

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why do bats eat froots??

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Foxes make great maids, you should trust them.

>> No.37423912

She has no anon to feed upon

>> No.37423925

>faceless cow finding out I spilled my seed outside of her
There aren't enough lactase enzymes in my body to prepare me for what is to come.

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Who will offer their necks to the lonely bats of the world?? I shall do it because I love bats!!

>> No.37423968

>Offer blood to fruit bat
>Excitedly thinks blood tastes strawberry syrup
>It doesn’t
>Coughs and sputters the blood out
>Asks for some fruit to get the penny taste out of her mouth

>> No.37424002

>What happened to all the tofu in the fridge?

>> No.37424075

>implying everyone including you didn't know precisely what was going to happen with that tofu

>> No.37424115

Are you comfortable knowing or are aware of the fact you are humoring the thought of an old lady genbend version of this?



>> No.37424188

More importantly, what happened to everything else in the fridge that wasn't Tofu?

>> No.37424197

Most irl bats aren't bloodsuckers, most of the bigger wing-mice use flying to eat froots off trees

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>> No.37424647 [DELETED] 

i wouldn't say waifu but Greilia is pretty cool.

>> No.37424767 [DELETED] 

I take one with black hair and green eyes

>> No.37424799 [DELETED] 

>ask fox to take the garbage out
>every fucking time, she tears the bags open looking for food

>> No.37424856 [DELETED] 

>"I have never seen a monster vagina" T-shirts

>> No.37424866 [DELETED] 

>forced to take it off after five minutes in public after the statement was quickly invalidated

>> No.37424879 [DELETED] 

Mate, I think you've been had.
I think that "fox" may actually be a raccoon.

>> No.37424895 [DELETED] 

Do Danukis really?

>> No.37424910 [DELETED] 

Gonna give her marmalade

>> No.37424913 [DELETED] 

>Several monsters are typing...

>> No.37425349 [DELETED] 

>"I'm a virgin and proud" t-shirt
>Unicorns start to hit on you

>> No.37425481 [DELETED] 

>"fuck the police" tshirt
>monster cops can't leave me alone

>> No.37425503 [DELETED] 

>MGC is so peaceful that if someone starts yelling "fuck the police" 3 cop cars show up to take you in.
Yeah, "fuck" the police.

>> No.37425576 [DELETED] 

thats not the only thing that get the cops coming after you. If you act nervously around them, they will believe you got something to hide and take you into the station to question you about why are you so nervous and try to make you relax by molesting you softly

>> No.37425615 [DELETED] 

Stop and frisks are just molesting sessions for the cops! Stop Stop and Frisk!

>> No.37425752 [DELETED] 

>Get stopped and frisk'd
>They start to molest you
>One of the cops grabs your bulge and asks if you're hiding contraband down there
>Now you have to strip in front of them
>It's the third time this week
>And you're pretty sure it's the same cops every time.

>> No.37425779 [DELETED] 

What big buff delinquent monsters would secretly love cats(non-monster)?

>> No.37425804 [DELETED] 

>try to run
>get sent to jail
>have a cell only where the cop that tried to frisk you now has free reign to do anything she wants with to do and can retire

>> No.37425811 [DELETED] 

Its 24Nov, what is the current status of the migration to Mirahaze?

>> No.37425917 [DELETED] 

Might as well roll for what cop is gonna get me
O-oh. How does she even fit in the uniform?
Mino cops are scary.

>> No.37425939 [DELETED] 

Very tightly, she is about to burst out her shirt

>> No.37425985 [DELETED] 

>moth man
Guess who needs to share some brain cells with their wife now

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How many dudes in the modern day would have any desire to actually learn how to fight in melee? It seems like there would be a lot of frustrated lizards and salamanders.

>> No.37426172 [DELETED] 

It's been done for like 2 days.

>> No.37426301

>Get into a fight with a salamander delinquent
>Tackle her onto the ground
>Quickly goes from fight to molestation
>Avoid suspension when principal finds you two by saying you were just both getting frisky
>Turns out she really liked it
>Now she challenges you to a “fight” everyday in an empty classroom or utility closet

>> No.37426303

>Lots of "men these days" posts from lizard girl and salamanders
>There are entire forums for them to post about "traditional men" that's just guys holding weapons

>> No.37426318

There may be fewer of them in the modern day, but there are still people who learn fencing, kendo, and other stuff.

>> No.37426337

>post a dude with an ak
>watch the shitstorm that ensues

>> No.37426401

>The entire forum is basically just /k/ but with melee weapons
>They can never agree on if range weapons should be allowed.
>And demon lord help you if you bring up bayonets

>> No.37426410

>How many dudes in the modern day would have any desire to actually learn how to fight in melee?
What about unarmed? I did five years of varsity wrestling and I’m a green belt in Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu. Would there be any lizard girls for me? I’m also totally okay with WWF style wrestling too.

>> No.37426414

What about Sallies who practice Gun Kata?

>> No.37426417

The fire mouse would like a word

>> No.37426435

i would post the superior weaponry on that forum and that melee weapons for grandmas
get booed off for being one of them damn youngsters that got seduced by the easy way of fighting

>> No.37426489

Well that just means you’re a slut for any MG strong enough to powerbomb you.

>> No.37426527

>i would post the superior weaponry on that forum and that melee weapons for grandmas
I can just imagine the replies saying that melee weapons are superior. And then you just say, sure, try and charge me with your sword while posting something like this.

>> No.37426551

>tfw you are the only dude in the hema gym post portal
>every lizard and sally wants to personally teach you how to use a sword
>in a private room, with no prying eyes and that is completely sound proof

>> No.37426586

Oh boy with all those teachers I’ll probably become a sword master

>> No.37426594

yeah, a "sword" master all right....

>> No.37426621

>Anon gets 5 "teachers"
>And he has to "train" with all of them
Well, anon is gonna become a master at using his meat sword if nothing else.

>> No.37426644

Yes. The pork sword.

>> No.37426661

Remember to never let your sensei touch you in a weird place! Real swordswomen don't need to touch you in those places!

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B-but sensei said a good fighter always obeys his mentor! And it feels good when she touches my weird place...

>> No.37426789

She should have waited until you've won your first tournament, she's just a poser

>> No.37426850 [DELETED] 

>tfw you actually learn how to fight with a sword and no other funny business aside from smelling something sweet in the area and waking up haveing very sore hips and getting a boner whenever you see your lizard teacher's tits

>> No.37426875 [DELETED] 

>Really pent up pervert master lizard
>She ogles you while you're in the changing room and constantly makes you wear clothes that's just slightly too revealing
>But she refuses to do anything physical to you until you win tournament
>But you better believe the moment you win that tournament you're putting a baby inside of her.
>Professionals have standards
>And if any girl tries to steal you away they have to face her wrath first.

>> No.37427088 [DELETED] 

Bonus points if she’s already got the baby room made in her apartment and refuses to let you see it until after you’ve done the deed.

>> No.37427139
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Disregarding whether or not you're attracted to the species themselves, would you be willing to actually live in dark elf or amazon society?

>> No.37427143

Yes. Femdom is my jam.

>> No.37427163

Dark Elf, no. Amazon, sure.

>> No.37427187

Sure but I would be seen as a troublemaker and rabble rouser because I hate wearing tight and form fitting clothes.

>> No.37427188

Depends, can I be more than a house husband?

>> No.37427206

No, I got nothing against monstergirl femdom, but role reversal does not sit well with me.

>> No.37427224

Of course! You're can also be a father, homemaker, cumpump, pleasure slave, and any number of other interesting things!

>> No.37427302

I like my personal fre3edome and I don't like being treated like trash.
Femdom is perfectly fine and can even be sexy.

>> No.37427333

>fight in melee
Melle is fucking useless when you have pistols,assault rifles,shotguns,machineguns and fucking snipers

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Wednesday Friendsday!

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>> No.37427505

There is still contact sports though, and having some martial prowess is still important, as not all street fights need to go to pistols

>> No.37427531

So what if I ask a monster girl to spot me at gym?
Would they just do it or would they get weird about it?

>> No.37427555

You know that joke where spotters stand right above the lifter's head? They would do that, except it wouldn't be a joke.

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>He walk straight into my tails
>can't blame him

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>> No.37427641

Hey, it ain't my fault that mofu makes you zone out! Stupid sexy foxes!

>> No.37427649
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I love (mostly gentle)femdom and role-reversal so sure.

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>> No.37427679

They live in Van Gogh world?

>> No.37427704


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>> No.37427720

Already getting more than enough living under gynocentrism irl so no thanks

>> No.37427731

When the Matango spores really kick in...

>> No.37427734

As long as I don't have to wear a collar, I'll be okay with that.

>> No.37427745

Yes but those amazons are going to have to deal with me not being a house husband. That includes me working my old job as a Longshoreman even if they could do the manual labor better

>> No.37427750

Lifting weights is serious
Expect them to take the spotting role seriously, but when you rack the weights, they might be excited

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>> No.37427760
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>tomboy monster girl
Two best categories. This is really great, thank you so much.

>> No.37427761

gonna do three lines of 'em, some chesh dust, two gallon of clown juice, madhatter hat powder, three puff os wonderworm hookah and three needle worths of manticore venom

>> No.37427764

There's not enough of them

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>> No.37427791
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You mean the kesaran pasaran?

>> No.37427814
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She's underrated.

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>> No.37427847

sister Adeline looks a little excited for my sin extraction...

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>> No.37427915

>tfw ywn be disciplined by a monster nun

>> No.37427924

To get to open the door to that, and mercilessly embrace her...
It hurts bros

>> No.37427946

She's big

>> No.37427955
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No! I'd rather kill myself than live in their society. It's pretty uncomfy races for me.

>> No.37427963

nah, I like to be a bit more free than that

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>> No.37427997

jiangshi are always hopping around with their arms outstretched, are they really that hug desperate?

>> No.37428001

>I'd rather kill myself
I wonder if that's legitimately a problem for dark elves. Like they capture a bunch of men in a raid and a few of them decide they'd rather give themselves a permanent necktie than be slaves.

>> No.37428002

Anon uses shenanigans to keep getting away from his dullahan stalker.

>> No.37428009


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>> No.37428033

Only one way to find out

>> No.37428045
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>Sister Succ is wrapping her tail around you again
>this is the fourth time she does that during sin cleansing
this is very suspicious, nuns shouldn't have tails!
better tell Sister Demo'n about this

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>> No.37428079

As all girls should be.

>> No.37428101

Not even slightly interested. I'd much rather live in a Sabbath society (particularly Runya Runya or Momonika), a Chaos society, or an Extermist society.

>> No.37428109

I am not a fan of this artist's hat
Too big and captures none of the cool grace of KC's hat
Her hat isn't even a shroom in that pic for goodness sake

>> No.37428113
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>> No.37428117
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Lich r dum

>> No.37428122

I want a girl who can easily cuddle against my chest, who only needs to bend down slightly to give a standing blowjob, and who needs me to bend down or pick her up to kiss her.

>> No.37428153
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Rude and untrue.

>> No.37428154

Hat sexual

>> No.37428177

>sister demon tells anon that all good nuns have tails and horns

>> No.37428197
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it tru

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>> No.37428233

>Sister Devil looks a little young to be a nun
>But she's always eager to listen to confessions, and very thorough with her "sin extraction"
>She also has this weird tendency to flash me, and show me things she's hidden under her habit that end up making me sin more
>Sometimes, during confession, I even hear her making cute little moans

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lich turn to dum cow dum lich

>> No.37428322

>sister holst is so nice
>She always gives me warm milk and cookies when I come to confess
>She hugs me alot, really smothering with her tanks of holiness
>It makes me want to sin, but she takes good care to remove my sins and sinful thoughts
>When I confess, she enters the room and sits me on her lap and cuddles as I tell her all my sins and comforts me until I feel comfy

>> No.37428323
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>anubis casts mummy curse
>anon says no u
Why the fuck is there so little art of anubis getting tied up?

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What are jinkos weak to?

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>> No.37428367

spray bottles

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>> No.37428382

Yea, sister manti o’ core keeps poking me with her tail spikes and I keeping waking up sore and tired
Mother superior keeps shooing me away cause it’s totally normal for that to happen

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>> No.37428397

Maybe she shouldn’t have been walking around pantless then: totally not my fault

>> No.37428429
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So to defeat beast gals I should just drop to my knees and bury my face between her cheeks?

>> No.37428440

if you think thats bad, sister jabberwock strips me then covers me in sweets and whipcream and uses her holy sin removing tentacles to clean off the sin from my body along with the sweets

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>> No.37428454

Little sheepgirls getting close to their big cat predators is cute, anon.

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>> No.37428468

They only enslave the secretly willing, but if things got severe enough I'm sure they'd sense it, and ease up substantially. They of course would still keep their aura of domination, but they're "rewarding their slave for their good behavior by granting them more liberties" to save face

>> No.37428471
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How do foxes see with closed eyes?

>> No.37428482

their tails are sensitive to changes in air pressure

>> No.37428496

with the power of desperation, they can smell a young boytoy that's still single from 20 miles away

>> No.37428527

She looks evil, I’m going to go say hi

>> No.37428537

>tfw ywn be the boytoy of a highclass noble succ milf that is way older than you and likes to dress you to show off to her single friends

>> No.37428543

>I said harder, human
>she grabs your hand and smashes it into her chest
>Reboot initiated

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>> No.37428547

What is happening here?she sits on him and calls it rude?

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>> No.37428607

>milf succubus showing anon off to her single friends
>they are seething as the milf succ smugly describes about how young and virile anon is
>anon doesn’t get what’s happening, but he’s happy to meet his girlfriend’s friends
>even though they don’t look happy

>> No.37428622

>Ink pasta tonight again?

>> No.37428650

the wings as a skirt design has grown on me over time.

>> No.37428691
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Watch me dunk on this hellhound

>> No.37428703

Human boys can't jump

>> No.37428707

Thanks for reminding me of this adorable manga

>> No.37428714
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MGE cows lack MEAT

>> No.37428725

They can always sell the unhappy captives to someone more gentle.

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i want more bovine variants

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Name this band

>> No.37428763

Post that LN comic where the fox opens her eyes.

>> No.37428764

Sticky Sugar Water

>> No.37428765


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We need brown cows

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there are many constants in this word, wolves go awoo, nuns are hot, and cows go moo and are hella meaty

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>be a servant in Lescatie
>get to be a personal servant to a daughter of a noble family who is also a promising heroine
>serve her since childhood
>manage to become friends despite our vastly different statures
>always admired her and had a massive crush on her
>but she can never know this
>you've seen what happens to those who step out of the line in this society
>her parents would never tolerate a romance with a lowborn
>and why she would want a mere servant, anyway? There are plenty of single heroes and nobles who'd line up to marry her
>monsters invade one day
>your friend transforms into a succubus and rapes you
>confesses afterwards that she loves you
>now you serve her with your body too
>get raped and drained everyday
>proudly shows you off and makes you cling to her whenever you go outside
>Thanks, Druella.

>> No.37428829

>Nura Miko is an ordinary part of our church
>There's nothing strange about her shrine right next to the confessional booth; at least, nobody's commented on it
>Her cleansing ceremonies always leave me feeling refreshed
>And she assures me that nothing I do within the shrine with her miko friends is a sin

>> No.37428858
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Plagiarized, KC already basically did this story, and I'm telling Ms. Haku.

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Sounds familiar

>> No.37428874

mmm, knowledge applied directly to my face

>> No.37428891

Actually it was based on tweets he did for the Dark Brave rather than Wilmarina herself.
Frankly, I just wanted an excuse to post the "Thanks, Druella" line.

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The force but they also open their eyes sometimes.

>> No.37428953
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Would you rather one big cow or three minicows

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Spooky, now I know why they keep their eyes closed

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No setting would not be improved by the addition of monstergirl races who have to breed with human males to reproduce.

>> No.37428977

yeah. he seems to like breaking down those rigid societal expectations and differences in status or position with the help of monsters.
i hope he does an indepth on an undead gala someday so i can get a better feel for how royalty interact with the peasentry.

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One big cow to focus all of my love one, that way she produces the best milk

>> No.37429063
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all cows + some honorary cows

>> No.37429069

the biggest and meatiest one ya got

>> No.37429134
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Consider night gaunts.

>> No.37429158
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Has anyone noticed that the proximity to monstergirls improves the human girls in a setting?

>> No.37429160

>36 hours
I still don't get this, is this ESL cow? 36°C sounds legit, so I briefly considered this is a wordplay on minute being 1/60 of a degree, but this is too esoteric.

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Oh no these cows are part of the kunoichi foot clan, how do you escape them and avoid becoming a footfag?

>> No.37429188

cast max lactation

>> No.37429214

I think it's just KC can't draw ugly or even plain characters.

>> No.37429242

getting outcompeted will make them desperate, and desperation is hot.

>> No.37429254

The girl from the Prisoner Fruit illustrations is the closest you get.

>> No.37429289
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Prisoner fruit girl is a cutie patootie, and fulfils the country bumpkin childhood friend who monsterizes

>> No.37429296

So whats the current website now?

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>> No.37429321
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How often do you think realizations like this occur?

>> No.37429349
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I honestly wished she didn't get rid of her plain clothes for Ms. Kiki's hand-me-downs from her younger days

>> No.37429358

I'm pretty sure the two aren't the same character. Monsterization doesn't result in a smaller bust.

>> No.37429367

She's supposed to be far from "regular" sexy without being repulsive, just plain.

>> No.37429369

It does if her husband is into cutting boards

>> No.37429379
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>Monsterization doesn't result in a smaller bust.

>> No.37429387

>I also enjoy the idea of monsters like hellhounds and yetis (and all the other warm ones) being slightly protective of and overly cuddly towards their husband because they're always worried theyre going to start freezing.

>Monberian mail order bride Yeti
>as soon as the snow starts she's clinging to you 24/7
>makes sure you're wearing a sweater furry jacket, and hat when you have to go outside
>"Nyet, no need for silly glove, you hold paw, we go"
>even if you're plenty toasty in all the layers she makes you wear, she'll hug you and rub you to warm up every few minutes
>she's always buying blankets, scarves, heating pads, sweaters, anything she can get her paws on to cuddle you better
>will use you as a daki all night, nuzzling her head against you every so often

>> No.37429417
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very large and very physical are good traits

>> No.37429430

I think it's just the posture. The second pic has her leaning forward while the third has her standing upright.

>> No.37429448
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how small can I make a cow's breasts go if I milk all her milk?

>> No.37429470

The boobs are still way bigger in the first one.

>> No.37429511

i never realized the points under her hat are probably burgeoning horns that she's hiding.
that's cute.

>> No.37429525

Amazon absolutely, dark elf maybe not, but im unsure.

>> No.37429538

>new Hellhound wife acts like a dominating hot-shot all the time
>makes fun of you needing to wear more layers as the leaves change. Her flaming body stays warm all year
>one day, on the way home from work, there was a car accident, you had to stagger through the snow to make it home
>you've never seen her normally boisterous attitude change to deathly worried so fast
>she forces you into a fetal position, she wraps her arms and legs around you, pressing you as tightly as possible and puffing hot air on your head
>she doesn't let you go till your as hot as she is

>> No.37429546

agreed, monsters being really physical in general can either be cute, hot or both depending on how its done. From little things like them putting an arm or tail around you while you're in the house or out and about, or more major things like suprise hugs, picking you up, etc

>> No.37429608

>tfw no big buff monster to boobhat you

>> No.37429660

>doing shopping with demon wife
>gaggle of human woman walk by
>you can feel demon wife’s tail around your waist as she pulls you closer
Very cute

>> No.37429666

I know a lot of people dont like MGQ here for very understandable reasons, but I really like what they did with vampires in that. They not only have the bloodsucking thing which I really like, but they have cloaks/mantles that are completely controllable and prehensile, which they can use for restraint, cloakjobs, absorbing nut. My personal headcanon is now that vampires have this, and dhampirs do too, but to a lesser extent. It gives them a bit more besides being snooty blood drinkers, and I also just like gentle, non-hardcore bondage

>> No.37429683

what the dog doin

>> No.37429690
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might be cool

>> No.37429702

MGQ vampires are great now only if they didn't kill you

>> No.37429709

in mge vamps have their wings used as cloaks

>> No.37429750

Which waifufag gets the best porn?

>> No.37429767

i'm always happy to see more of vadas dum lim

>> No.37429776
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Breeding is top tier fetish

>> No.37429784

How is breeding a fetish?
It's just what sex is meant for.

>> No.37429791

i like that delayed impregnation orgasm one he got. that's advanced stuff right there.

>> No.37429799

Who are the resident waifufags? I only know gazerfag and greenwormfag.

>> No.37429808

I would not handle the restrictions on my autonomy well

>> No.37429811

Too many people simply use sex for pleasure, not for the direct purpose of baby making

>> No.37429829

literally just catholicism disgusied as a kink. Even then, its low tier at best. Also, given how many people have it here, we might need to tone things back a bit otherwise we are going to end up needing to build MGC into an ecumenopolis.

>> No.37429863

People like getting intesnse about making children
people fantasise about seeing a womans belly swell with their offspring, and there are cases of women getting addicted to feelings they have while pregnant

>> No.37429891
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i cannot be held responsible for my response to childbearing hips

>> No.37429894
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>> No.37429906
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I'm relatively vanilla and I think Lichfag has good taste. Not everyone agrees with this, but I also appreciate he's not a daughteru dicker.
On top of my head besides those two I remember Lichfag, second Lichfag who's less active, at least two Anubisfags, Wockfag, Wightfag, Hatterfag, Wurmdrawfag, Hakufag, and Jinkofag.

>> No.37429945

There at least two of us!

>> No.37429960

>tfw 2 poor 2 commission art

>> No.37429965

i want to but i know id feel a great shame.

>> No.37429981

thats why I draw

>> No.37429988
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I'm also paranoid about payments.

>> No.37429993

best i can do is write, unfortunately

>> No.37429996

>Got money to commission and have commissioned before, but can't find any artist I want to commission anymore

>> No.37429998

then write about her then

>> No.37430018

Any good anonymous payment methods?

>> No.37430096

Parasite Slimefag, Jinkofag, Haremfag, Black Harpyfag and a few dragonfags

>> No.37430112
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>> No.37430121

I don't even feel confident in my writing ability.

>> No.37430133

shog is best maid

>> No.37430147

I have too much social anxiety to approach artists fir commissions

>> No.37430182

fuck you

>> No.37430186
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Lolis with childbearing hips are for a lot of sex for pleasure while waiting for them to grow into women.

>> No.37430205

its a crazy world we live in today, ain't it?

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>> No.37430223
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>> No.37430227
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Bote fox.

>> No.37430236

I hate parasite slimes

>> No.37430254
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>no tail

>> No.37430255

Devil is best maid.

>> No.37430261

Ushi is best maid
Her cave is as clean as can be

>> No.37430266
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I can't quite make out this fox's expression. What mood do you think she's in?

>> No.37430285
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spider is best maid, even comes with drink dispensers!

>> No.37430294

I'd rather drink infernal cunny nectar than "milkies", thank you.

>> No.37430304
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How do you tell the difference between a fox's ponytail and her actual tail if they're obscured under her clothes?

>> No.37430306

how wasteful.

>> No.37430314
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>> No.37430319

All good meidos, but... I'm afraid Akaname is truly the best.

>> No.37430322

That one's not a monster girl.

>> No.37430326

>compliment your ushi maid’s rape cave
>she blushes as she rides you into the ground

>> No.37430327

Artists will never give a fuck since doing anything privacy violating would lose them their client base although if you're super paranoid you could use a middleman service like skeb, artistsandclients or sketchmob. Those sites take the payment and the artist only ever knows your twitter name.

In fact, Skeb even ban you from talking to the artist in any way about the commission once the message is sent and the artist isn't allowed to talk to you.

>> No.37430335

What a spider!
Spiders are the best!

>> No.37430340

But it is a meme

>> No.37430351

Seems too good to be true

>> No.37430359

>only one way to molest you
if you wanted get molested so bad, you've should have chosen the kraken maid

>> No.37430365

>the ushi web has the strength of car leaf springs, so no matter how hard she pounds, the cave stays structurally sound

>> No.37430368

I'm too scared to use Skeb because I don't know nippon and can't talk to the artist beyond the initial request. If they misunderstand something or I get something wrong that's it, money gone.

>> No.37430376

Then use the other services

>> No.37430398

Ushi maid is very smart and a hard worker. Think she’s getting a promotion to head maid

>> No.37430400

I'm not scared of using paypal or other payment services like the anon you were replying to. Just wanted to chime in about skeb.

I'll check the others too though. I usually just find artists through boorus/pixiv/twitter, so never tried those.

>> No.37430443

Will dog monster girls be angry if you dont sniff their bums in greeting?

>> No.37430445

She'd definitely be strong and scary enough to keep the other meidos in line
But I'm sure she's a great mentor and leader too

>> No.37430462
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Reminder if you already have mofu then you don't need bunnies nor dogs

>> No.37430465

not angry, just disappointed

>> No.37430490

Okay then, I'll go for cat.

>> No.37430515
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>> No.37430570

>ushi head maid teaching new maids how to be a good maid
>how to clean, what master likes, how to keep your rape cave in order, etc
>kiki just stares blankly at ushi as rape caves aren’t apart of maid school
>devil maid is scribbling notes and already thinking of decorations for her rape cave

>> No.37430577
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When an angel show up like this to you telling you to "Be not afraid".
Fucking run

>> No.37430612

How did she get to my front door if she’s bound?

>> No.37430619

I am going to help her out of that straight jacket, and you cannot stop me.

>> No.37430623

Her wings are still free.

>> No.37430627

Theres also a few Masstahs, and some Hossfuckers, and at least 2 with Black-Whorses

>> No.37430629

The 2 fluffy thing on her back.

>> No.37430632

god lets his angel be this kinky?

>> No.37430681
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It's an angel of the chief god, everyone in her heaven is horny from supressing their desires

>> No.37430693

>her wings aren’t bound
Angel jailers are lazy

>> No.37430696

I wish I had an entire heaven's worth of angels all to myself...

>> No.37430723

no wonder the holy armor they gave me is skimpy as shit!

>> No.37430729

That somehow feels even worse.

>> No.37430738

They cant expect us to bend to their weird ass customs.

>> No.37430778

Can you find peace away from the horny in mge or are you fated to endless horny.

>> No.37430819

It's simple: you have to protect your dick by shoving it in angel pussy

>> No.37430822

no wonder it feels the angels are just eyeing me like a piece of meat!

>> No.37430947
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If lanterns and umbrella can be monstergirls, then why can't boats?

>> No.37430985
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Because they actually have monster features.
Any other stupid questions?

>> No.37431037
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Deep in the Mountains, there is a legend of a mofu so soft that those who fluff it go mad, stories throughout the century's of men seeking to claim it's softness only to return speaking in toungues and babbling nonsense, driven insane by it's absurd softness and her demonic beauty.


>> No.37431045
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>i have a message from god for you. i can only communicate it with my thighs
maybe god is benevolent after all

>> No.37431047
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>Because they actually have monster features

>> No.37431053

They're the subject of repeated debate in here and are pretty much only tolerated by virtue of being a direct part of MGE.

>> No.37431085 [SPOILER] 
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But my favorite bote isn't a monster girl!

>> No.37431086

Not really a valid excuse to start posting anything functionally human, same with the nuns sometimes

>> No.37431088
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Being tied up in the middle of a swamp and having your mouth turned into a public use hole for toads to rape.

>> No.37431096

Where can I go to find girls tied up for "public use" for my own personal pleasure?

>> No.37431103

Being confronted by an ogre who wants to know what you're doing in her swamp.

>> No.37431119

I'm still waiting for someone to draw Karin and/or Asuna as a kikimora.

>> No.37431129

>Anon learns the hard way the dangers of setting up a kissing booth in Frorg Swamps.

>> No.37431154

>tfw ywn be a public use slut for monsters

>> No.37431158
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Now that's just asking for it

>> No.37431167

She get a c-section?

>> No.37431178

the standard places to live in the mge are highly underated. living in the rainforest with a mucus toad in a rustic house made of wood and leaf sounds cozy as hell

>> No.37431189

*non standard
as in commonly overlooked
its cold and my brain isnt working, someone throw me in the hellhound cage.

>> No.37431194

i want to know what those blizzard cloaked wendigo villages are like

>> No.37431211

>tfw the escapism of having a decent, cozy life in the mge is almost as appealing as the monster girls themself

>> No.37431230

How "nonstandard" would you consider the following? They're among my favorite homes to fantasize in MGE:

>Construct-filled precursor ruins, with living quarters newly refurbished for my comfort
>Network of lewd pocket realms created via Space Creation Magic
>Giant Ant hill

>> No.37431247

I mean if you really think about it every touhou save for like 3 girls are mgs

>> No.37431251

I think it's just a happy trail.

>> No.37431257

>anon just wanted some kisses
>now he’s the frog’s kiss slut

>> No.37431265

Same, probably too cold for my liking though. I'd bet theres a bunch of yetis and other snowy monsters there too, and a huge fire in the middle of the village where people meet up to roast marshmallows over a fire
Very nonstandard. I never thought id say it about someone's housing preferences on a thread about monster girls, but based tastes. You have a good brain, keep a close eye on it because of you-know-who.

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>> No.37431365
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>> No.37431457
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feel better or she will make you feel better

>> No.37431472

I want a Flayer harem queen who's eagerly and enthusiastically submissive to me, but dominant to all of our wives.

>> No.37431474
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>> No.37431501

A harem of a dark mage and her two familiars. One is her pet "cat" which is actually a jinko, the other is a mucus toad that she monsterized.
Sounds like fun.

>> No.37431506
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Please tell me there are stories about the other two tiefling sisters

>> No.37431529

Sounds like a Chinese hermit Dark Mage.

>> No.37431540
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>> No.37431542
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Quickest way to get rid of an erection, I got a present my report

>> No.37431550

Recite the prime numbers in your head.

>> No.37431566
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I thought so at first. But the more I look, the more it looks like a c-section scar. The dots beside the line look too much like spots from stitches and the rest of the stomach looks like there are stretch marks. It looks too much like a post pregnancy stomach. Add in the engorged nipples, which arguably just could be the artist doing that because they're kinky and like that, I'm coming to the conclusion that she gave birth via c-section. I could be wrong, but I'm gonna go with the thought that she had a baby. Time to let her rest a bit before putting another bun in the oven.

>> No.37431623

Read overly edgy mg stories.

>> No.37431660

Gonna steal the demon generals treasure trove.
And by treasure trove I mean her panty drawer, that stuff sells for a fortune on the black market.

>> No.37431681

I went to steal a devil archsage's sex toys, only to find the stash replaced with a collection of onaholes based on her, with a handwritten note for me, signed with a heart.

>> No.37431699

>And so, what would later be called "the great hunt for Anon" by historians, began.

>> No.37431796

Of course, I used them. It was convenient to have a collection of self-cleaning, self-lubricating magical onaholes. I could even pump one while licking or fingering another. Sometimes, I swear I felt them shudder. Of course, it came as little surprise to find out they were all linked directly to her - she had won from the start.
But I was able to find her sex toys! When she finally found me, she brought out the collection for me to use on her, and magically synched a couple of her dildos to my cock.

>> No.37431830
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So you're telling me these panties belonged to some old hag who spends all day sitting in her volcano lair sweating all day waiting for some random hobo to break in and kick her ass, and you want how much?

>> No.37431842

I am going to steal an old hag!

>> No.37431854

>Monsters retaliate by launching mass boxer raids on anons

>> No.37431858

You may be right, regardless I like the image.

>> No.37431875
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Jokes on them I wear boxer briefs

>> No.37431878
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They already steal our underwear so they can sniff them, that's no secret.

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Immediately fired, I'm gonna hire a shoggoth those girls would never sniff my underwear

>> No.37431914

They are your underwear so they smell directly from the source anyway

>> No.37431918

I'd only hire a mamono maid who would leave her lust-soaked panties for me to find.

>> No.37431922

clothes are for losers anyways!

>> No.37431937

Let your succubus classmate drain you.

>> No.37431945

Sniff your own underwear. Assert dominance over potential stalkers.

>> No.37431958

>Giving your presentation while succ classmate sucks you off below the desk

>> No.37431968

>giving a presentation while your mindflayer classmate long range mindfucks you

>> No.37431978

I'm a teacher at a Momonika Sabbath School. If any of the girls in my class have a large, visible patch of moisture on her pantyhose (part of the uniform I set for them), she can come to me, either privately or in front of the class, and I'll help her orgasm - in case she squirts, it'll just further darken her pantyhose, and then she can leave them with me while I give her a replacement pair. Many of the girls go nopan specifically for this reason.

>> No.37431980
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The milker becomes the milkee

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>> No.37432002

>giving a presention while the jabberwock teachers molests and the TA mindflayer molests your mind

>> No.37432010

>giving a presentation while your raiju friend looks you dead in the eye and starts masturbating more furiously than she ever had before

>> No.37432013

W-what is happening in this picture?

>> No.37432018

Dread the approaching finger guns.

>> No.37432022

>In this world, it's either milk or be milked

>> No.37432023

Two moos get revenge on the farmer by milking him

>> No.37432036

Right but with the mino standing behind him it kinda looks like

>> No.37432039

>giving a presentation
>everything goes well
>the class applauds you
>the teacher commends your effort and knowledge of the subject
>after class, a few of the girls get together
>tell you that they were turned on by your charisma, and want to give a "presentation" to you now
>teacher catches you all, and "punishes" the girls, while rewarding you in turn
>after a satisfying F...FM orgy, Miss Phantom does a dramatic bow, and asks how you enjoyed that show, and for any critiques should she use it on you again

>> No.37432064
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Oi boya you know better than to walk through a town owned by mofu mafia
You need to give essence as tax!

>> No.37432076

nah, taxes are cringe and theft!

>> No.37432106

Is there some sort of pun involving senko and explosions?
I don't get this picture kd8Ar

>> No.37432114

what is essence, oh wise and OLD fox?

>> No.37432124

think of rotting corpses and the smell

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>> No.37432139

think of an old, fat, nasty old hag molesting and raping you

>> No.37432155

fuck, even the fucking corpses are hot

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>> No.37432186

Would wearing a onsie around the house make a monster more reluctant to rape you?

>> No.37432204

What an intimidating pose!

>> No.37432205

damn, gotta think about literal rocks now

>> No.37432214

they'll find nothing cause I wear nothing

>> No.37432218

anon, gnomes exist

>> No.37432226

The only thing I can think about is nothing, to become one with nothing

>> No.37432243


>> No.37432251

is there nothing I can do other then knocking myself out?

>> No.37432252
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What's she doing right now?

>> No.37432259

Chillin'. Plotting world domination. The usual.

>> No.37432268

schlicking to some zipanguses doujin about a man in a train filled with old hags

>> No.37432275

swirling her finger in a cup of room temperature tea.

>> No.37432310

What does the ball of goo in her right hand do

>> No.37432329

I'm in the mood for some good fanfic reading
Any suggestions for good stories/authors? (I am aware of anubis.moe, but haven't read much so far)

>> No.37432357

Eating ice cream

>> No.37432373

It goes 'splat' when she throws it against the wall.

>> No.37432428

Pennywise's Ghoul story is a good start

>> No.37432442

would you like a big kot?

>> No.37432450
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How big?

>> No.37432454

probably, yes. what kind though? if you got a cheshire, i would absolutely. big cheshire is underated.

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How big are we talking?

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>> No.37432478

No. A small one, is nice though. Particularly of the purple, striped, and likes-to-get-stuck-in-walls variety.

>> No.37432484

Clown jabberwock

>> No.37432509

>Those hips
Fuck, these Cheshire are getting meaty

>> No.37432542

Only if she is from monberia and is pudgy and perfect for cuddling

>> No.37432574

Would you like a big moo?

>> No.37432629

>tfw ywn be the butler/lover to a noble mamano

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She better be a big one, I won't accept a subpar quantity of milk.

>> No.37432643

I would not like a moo at all. There are a handful of species I would be ecstatic with, a slightly larger number that I'd still be happy with, a slightly larger number that I'd be content with, and a larger pool that I could grow to accept. Moos of any kind are outside of that entire pool, in a category of "do not want".

>> No.37432677

Can I have a mini moo?

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Top tier kot.

>> No.37432688

That strut is doing something to me

>> No.37432691

my next queston is, what flavor of cow do you want?
I also sell gotes

>> No.37432703

Why must this kot strut so smugly before battle it's distracting and might make me lose

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Do you have any neighs in stock?

>> No.37432726

Wine gotes are a definite no, but the loli supremacist gotes are definitely in the upper two echelons.

>> No.37432727

I got every monster from snek to clown and everything in between. All ya gotta is sign on the dotted line and your name, address, credit card number and the three digits on the back and you

>> No.37432752

Those are very rare, come once in a blue moon. And they go for a pretty penny but...

>> No.37432764

Loli supremacist gotes are a definite no, but the wine gotes are definitely in the upper two echelons.

>> No.37432765

Strawberry mini moo please

>> No.37432779

Thanks Anons :D
Glad you liked it

Not yet, but maybe some day

>> No.37432780

Got lots of hose gals, what do you want? Wine auntser, wine oneechan, or wine senpai?

>> No.37432796

Aunt please

>> No.37432799

How thick?

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>> No.37432821

Average thiccness will do, but I do like them tall.

>> No.37432856

Anything extra ya want with this extra thick wine gote auntser

>> No.37432869

>me on my way to fuck your son

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God damn that walking animation

>> No.37432888

On her way to make some daughters.

>> No.37432927

Can I make it a double?

>> No.37432931

She's got the hips for it

>> No.37432942

Twins? That can be arranged

>> No.37432964

I need an ancient primordial evil, in a petite, servile package.

>> No.37433032

Could, send them my way, don't spare the thick.

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>> No.37433144

By the way I hope you finish the landlady elf one. I know it has some shit the thread is iffy on but it's really cute

>> No.37433154

>Human Boys wearing I'm Single T-Shirts or Im a Virgin T-Shirts

>> No.37433166

I'd wear one that says I am a slut

>> No.37433167

Is it written in monster language so he doesn't understand it?

>> No.37433170

If I were in MGC, I'd were shirts that said "lolicon" and "hebephile".

>> No.37433179

i'll take a hebiphile one

>> No.37433180

See, you need to wear a shirt that says you're already taken.

>> No.37433189

>Taken? But Anon, you don't smell like you have a wife.
>"That's because I've just been taken by you."

And that's how you flirt.

>> No.37433190

I'd wear one that would say mofu virgin

>> No.37433205

stop offering if you cant supply, man :(

>> No.37433212

straight up admiting to being a kiddiefiddler
the state of the people i share this thread with

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>> No.37433235

first day here?

>> No.37433244

damn cows keep leaving the barn and stealing my bananas

>> No.37433246

>steals banana

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>"This is the Monstergirl Encyclopedia? I was told freaky monster shit happens or a monstergirl comes after me once I'm done reading this! Meh, 6 out of 10 rating for these girls, whatever."

>> No.37433258

Try to make less obvious that you are not from here

>> No.37433270

go back to wherever you came from

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its a real problem, cows just come into your house and take your bananas
keep buying them their own but they keep taking MY bananas, whats going on guys?

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Is it normal to have an inordinate hatred for fookin elves?

>> No.37433302

Put up an anti cow field

>> No.37433309

Cool focks.

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Return from whence thou came.

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>> No.37433349

Wyverns are underrated.
Top tier childhood friends, mounts, and wives.

>> No.37433356

What would a mg do if she was roughhousing with her husband/crush/whatever and accidentally hit him in the groin?

>> No.37433375

Kisses until it feels better

>> No.37433380

Kiss it and make it better

>> No.37433418

Apologize dearly and kiss it to make it better.

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Bought this cow from a tanuki saleswoman in town but she ain't making any milk, any tips on helping her produce?

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obviously you should untie her and let her graze in the field like a proper cow
remember anons, a happy cow is a well milked cow

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>> No.37433529

I want the milk

>> No.37433564

...I'm gonna go to Zipangu and start a Kitsune dairy.
Gonna find/make the bustiest foxes in the land and employ them there.

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