Monster girl thread

[Anonymous No.]

Why is the rum gone?

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[Anonymous No.]

>>37449928
Babby batcat

[Anonymous No.]

>>37449928
>Why is the rum gone
I drank it. I drank it all. It was all mine and I didn't share.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37449928
>Better go raid that nearby Human village. Tell them to give me a barrel of sake and the brewmaster's cute son.

[Anonymous No.]

Now it's time for Christmas

[Anonymous No.]

You have been paying your protection money to the mofukuza, right Anon?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>37450041
Why does that Lilim look like she wanna be my wine aunt?

[Anonymous No.]

Mindflayers put a primal fear in me that cancels out any sexyness they might have had.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37450184
You have to work on your grind, bro.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37450230
Grind?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37450105
They're gonna need protection from me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37450284
>Avoid personal relationships(They're just avenues of attack)
>Buy Sabbath mana cages to incubize yourself(Broken mana limits, no dependency on monster girls)
>Start lifting, eat well. Power level like a motherfucker
>Invest in Runya Runya's development enterprises, get in and make capital off of modernization
Become the master of your fate, bro.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37450184
Nothing a little mindflaying can't fix.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37450041
>Christmas
Will there be Cake?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37450440

[Anonymous No.]

>>37450289
>"How dare he ignore me like this! ...but it's also kind of turning me on~"

[Anonymous No.]

Do you bet in the Amazon and Ocelomeh Jungle Settlements and Cities, there are still like cute delicious brown human tribal girls as inhabitants and citizens?

Of course these delicious brown Jan tribal girls do eventually monsterize into Amazons or any suitable Monstergirl or succubi. But you'd think brown tribal human girls that inhabit the jungle mamono settlements would at least be the various human tribes that Amazons and Ocelomeh conquered and or assimilated. Therefore, the brown human male and females you see are considered citizens and inhabitants of the Amazon and Ocelomeh mamono cities. And they'd be treated and designated as second class citizens, the human brown boys be the husbands and boyfriends of the ruling Monstergirl class and are generally courtiers. While the human brown girls may be the second class laborers and lower classed fighters who may serve as gladiatorial entertainers since after all, gender roles in the Amazon and Ocelomeh settlements are a matriarchy.

And lastly, the presence of the brown human tribal women in the Amazon and Ocelomeh settlements are an option for captured human men. Who may find the cute petite brown tribal human girl cuter and wants to fuck her more. Or maybe the fit muscular human tribal woman who is a gladiatorial entertainer with abs is more attractive to a certain individual man than the common Amazon or Ocelomeh.

Inb4 "REEEE /tg/!" Im talking about delicious brown tribal girls who at least are second class citizens in the Amazon or Ocelomeh run cities that you can have the option to fuck instead. Because white guyxbrown tribe girl fetish, and like I said. Such girls and women WILL eventually monsterize to proper Amazon Mamono or Ocelomeh.

[Anonymous No.]

>want to work a tech job in MGC
>download LinkedIn
>put in all your skills
>10 minutes later
>get a ping, a pm from some gremlin lady
>"hey I see you are good with C"
>"hello, yeah I am!"
>get excited thinking about an incoming job offer
>"then I'll let you C my pussy"
>followed up by the the close up pic of her V and "do you like it, stud?"
>in the next 2 hours your SMS are attacked by a group of gremlins trying corny pickup lines, autistic smalltalk about your listed skills or outright sending their pussies, asses and tits
Remember, techheads are preffered prey for gremlins.

[Anonymous No.]

What exactly does the Mofu mafia do? What illicit things do they sell? What do they fight over?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37450598
>Amazon and Ocelomeh Jungle Settlements and Cities
>Such girls and women WILL eventually monsterize to proper Amazon Mamono or Ocelomeh.
If they are citizens in such places, why wouldn't they already be monsterized, especially when there's a clear incentive to do so?
>Inb4 "REEEE /tg/!"
How about you stop coming up with ways of avoiding to talk about monster girls in a monster girl thread, then you won't get those reactions. Yes, REEEE /tg/!

[Anonymous No.]

>>37450791
>Yes, REEEE /tg/!
Whatever.

But okay, if one does get captured or Shanghai'd by Amazons and or Ocelomeh. And knowing you will get femdom'd by either of the two, BUT you are sexually dominant guy and want to fuck, mating press and creampie a monstergirl. How do you do or fare? What monstergirl in the Amazon or Ocelomeh jungles will satisfy your tastes and needs then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37450639
Are you sure you were in MGE LinkedIn and NOT a dating site? You fucking idiots.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37449928
BEEG Ratas require BEEG nuts, so let out your biggest nuts this Nonstop Nut November to keep the thicc squirrels satisfied.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37450757
I can't think of anything that would be illegal in that world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37450874
What kind of dating site requires listing your skills and known programing tools/languages?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37450639
>Go on MGE LinkedIn
>Get bombarded by Tanukis who offer me a "sales" job or demons that offer me a "secretary" job
>Benefits always include their pussy or tits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37450865
If you're unfemdomable, you're likely not gonna stick around their cities/villages. Jungles have a variety of other good monsters, like colorful Mucus Toads, many bugs, exotic Alraunes, parrot Harpies, even special Ratas. Some jungles have pretty big Ratatoskrs that you could probably still dom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37450955
Gonna write a code as my dating profile that makes any automaton that reads it instantly cum.

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder what internet scams would be like in MGC.
>These hellhounds want to protect you from getting raped, click here to find out more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37451365
Good ole' Nuki&Nuki's monster repellent spray.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37450598
Want to know how I knew this post was /tg/ without reading a single word?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37451432
>It's just water
>Still surprisingly effective

[Anonymous No.]

>>37451365
>genuine dragonia rape whistles
>does not work on dragons
>may attract dragons

[Anonymous No.]

>>37451473
>Rape whistles
>Not anti-rape whistles
This is how they get you.

[Anonymous No.]

Anon from last thread, found the pic you asked for.
>>37451469
It's a potent aphrodisiac, in numerous monster cultures, a man perfuming himself with it in front of a monster girl is considered a marriage proposal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37451473
I'll take two.

[Anonymous No.]

>pharaoh expected that an apophis would one day try to grape her and steal her kingdom
>she never would have expected that it would actually end up being a horde of toads that would do it

[Anonymous No.]

>>37450105
Fuck off fox i have my cute elf wife and my machinegun and what do you have?

[Anonymous No.]

>the resident wolf girl has acquired combat gear

[Anonymous No.]

Tap dancing mermaid!

[Anonymous No.]

>>37449928
Imagine Yuri authors and or Yuri Mangakas submitting pure unadulterated Yuri (lesbian) love stories to a monstergirl/phantom publishing company?

>"What is this? WHAT IS THIS!?"
>"It's the Romance story I did tell you, remember?"
>"I thought that was just a crass sick joke. I did not expect you to actually do that! You also promised us and investors a romance story!"
>"It is a romance love story, ma'am. Two girls, Melissa and foreign exchange student Dianna meet and become friends. Melissa asks Dianna how she can get a romantic Usean prince of a boyfriend and Dianna agrees to help her. But Dianna start growing feelings for her and Melissa is starting to doubt her attraction to men and grows ever more enamored to Dianna. It is a coming of age story. Readers will love such a wholesome tale of friendship blossoming into romance."
>"Yeah, coming out of the closet this! 'Surpassing boundries' that! Lame, lame LAME LAME LAME!!! Yeah and after reading this, the implied boyfriend gets ignored and not touched upon, the male side characters don't get love and romance of their own. And male audiences get left out. Rewrite it!!! Do not come back and give me that story until the two Carpet Shaggers get a boyfriend!"
>"But-"
>"No buts! Rewrite it! As a matter of fact, a new requirement! Before we publish that, rewrite the story, make the two lesbos get a boyfriend to love together. And the two lead characters HAVE to monsterize! We can tolerate and accept human centric love and romance stories with no monstergirls or Monsterization. But we cannot accept this! ...You know what to do. Now go!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>37450791
but what is there to talk about besides longing for some monstah pussy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37452552
Maybe there isn't anything for you here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37450598
Fuck off, /tg/faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37450105
I don't know if you're aware but the lamia Cosa Nostra owns this part of town.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37451580
Odd thought, but I'd really like to see an egyptian mucus toad variant called a Heqet.

https://megamitensei.fandom.com/wiki/Heqet#Ally

[Anonymous No.]

>>37450639
thank fuck im technologically illiterate then
i will live in a high-magic amazon village or something with the vampire wife, thanks

[Anonymous No.]

>>37450757
Pedal aphrodisiacs, get people hooked on their mofu, extort businesses, that sort of thing. Some slightly more illicit things like rent-a-husband and the occasional trafficking, the usual.

[Anonymous No.]

i like polt
am i a furry now

[Anonymous No.]

>Hellhound and kobold has a online debate over if men should be dominated or be the one dominating
>After like 2 hours of actual debating it just devolves into name calling and saying that the others husband people doesn't even fuck them all that much

[Anonymous No.]

>>37452552
Stories/greentexts, discussion of their societies that isn't military/medieval faggotshit (doesn't belong here at all, most of the thread doesn't want it), bullying/worshiping lilims (its very polarising), transformationbro meetup discussions, talk about wives...
s t u f f

[Anonymous No.]

>>37452956
ehhhhhhh
not really. on the furry scale they're only slightly above monster girls. I'd say polt is in the same place as hellhounds.

[Anonymous No.]

Yeah, having lots of sex with your wife is nice, but what about leisurely drinking tea together in your little garden on a warm sunny day?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37452956
Kinda? She's very much borderline.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37453229
finally, i can read all those doujins with the furry tag without dying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37451365
>click here for an anti rape bot
>The best guide on how not to get raped in MGC
>How to opt out on penis inspection days

[Anonymous No.]

>>37453327
God speed anon. While your dick may take you to places I cannot follow, I hope you are happy in the end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37450471
The milk is a lie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37452758
>Heqet (Egyptian ḥqt, also ḥqtyt "Heqtit"), sometimes spelled Heket, is an Egyptian goddess of fertility, identified with Hathor, represented in the form of a frog.
Titty frogs when?

[Anonymous No.]

I still see her in my dreams
And I can't get her off my mind

[Anonymous No.]

>>37451580
I welcome our new mucus toad overlords.Tongueslut gang

[Anonymous No.]

>>37451580
Is thst a reference to exodus?

[Anonymous No.]

>Get mandated by my country to explore and get data on mg world
>No lethal force allowed and you must take care of any injury
>Has been issued a standard power armor to resist monster assault and mamono mana
>First mission go well, contacts are made and i haven't got raped
>Next mission is to explore big forest
>Monster girl get way more aggressive
>It's almost 3 weeks now
>Not a single day where you don't get assaulted
>They call you "Big nut" and take bait on who gonna crack open the armor
>A oni almost did it but the electric stick make me won the duel
I just want a nice shoggot or owl wife, why things h
as to be so hard

[Anonymous No.]

How 2 install synthwomb?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37450598
Yes, very probable. What the hell is a "Jan" tribal girl? Amazons and Ocelomeh have a limited male pop and low technology. So they could use a service class of human girls to fill the gap and avoid oversharing of men among monstergirls. This isn't just something that could happen, it is inevitable. Why?

The skewed birthrate means that nearby human settlements will produce a disproportionate amount of men. Both mamono are man-hunting types, so neither will totally wipe out the nearby humans by transforming women. This is because status is earned by man capture among the monsters; they live in a society, bottom text le blunts and weed.

So monsters will periodically raid the nearby humans for men. This will produce an excess of human women in the nearby human settlements, and happy monsters/men in monster areas. The human women will be stuck rubbing their own buttons, and be bereft of men. If they want men or the (presumably?) better standard of living among mamono, the human girls will have to earn their monster status by doing something for monsters to gain status in alternative ways.

Therefore the leftover human women will: move to mamono places and work under them, move away from monster attacks, fall into apathetic hedonism, or travel to acquire men for trade to mamono. Pretty simple.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37454528
Ask robowife, she'll be more than happy to do it if herself if it means you'll give her daughter-units.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37453017
>they are both virgins
>both larp by talking how much wild sex they have
>truth is they never seen a man naked irl
Many such cases

[Anonymous No.]

>>37454528
If she has a 5UCC port you ca sort of just push it in. Otherwise, you're going to need to generate some mana first. Lots of it. Has to be your own, too, so don't go thinking you can just get a darkmage to let you borrow some or something.

[Anonymous No.]

But I don't want to be a furry

[Anonymous No.]

>>37454914
All furless mamono: S-sempai didn't notice me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>37454863
I have a duty to put both of them on the spot

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[Anonymous No.]

>>37454773
>fall into apathetic hedonism
bad ends suck

[Anonymous No.]

>>37454863
What would happen if you petted this puppy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37454984
>dominating one wife, while the other dominates you both
patrician tier

[Anonymous No.]

>>37455099
Nah, call them as the sweaty virgins they are

[Anonymous No.]

I will dominate her
In starcraft

[Anonymous No.]

>>37455128
Mocking a Hellhound for her virginity is a good idea, until you inevitably regret it.

[Anonymous No.]

monkey

[Anonymous No.]

>>37454914
it's fine.
as long as it's japanese, it's "kemono"

[Anonymous No.]

>>37455189
But arnt we already monkeys?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37455173
she was acting like a big shot, surely she can handle a bit of heat

[Anonymous No.]

>>37455079
Ain't like they don't have any good choices. The good ends are there, but require some effort. MGE is hard for: human men in human areas, human women in mamono areas, and mamono in humanless areas. These are the situations with the highest amount of struggling and pain involved, the stuff of heroism etc. But there is a perfect area/good end for everyone that they can possibly reach, unlike other worlds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37454914
Then don't be.
>>37455201
Furry with a Japanese name is still a furry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37455319
what is anime?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37455359
Cartoons

[Anonymous No.]

>>37454773
samefagging to make it look like there's interest in your shit is poor form

[Anonymous No.]

>>37455202
i wonder, what would be all the different primate mamano be like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37455296
This is why you stand out like a sore thumb. MGE doesn't have bad endings. If the girls monsterized, they would commit to Lilith winning sooner and incubi being born

[Anonymous No.]

>>37455381
It's a good thing that isn't what is occurring, then ain't it? I could say that constantly assuming samefagging is poor form, but EVERYONE and their mom already knows that. Right, anon?
>>37455438
Nice reading comprehension. Sorry, I meant terrible reading comprehension. Whoops.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37455319
>Then don't be.
Like he has a choice

[Anonymous No.]

if you like cait sith, are you not allowed?

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[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>37455716
SENSEI, I CAN'T UNDERSTAND ANYTHING ASIDE FROM THE FACT I WANT SENSEI'S TITTIES IN MY MOUTH

[Anonymous No.]

>>37455500
Well when you have extremely similar posting styles and a lot of /tg/ habits it makes it extremely likely you are so I'm still going to call you a faggot who's probably lying.

[Anonymous No.]

Wow foxes are cute, why does everyone say they're evil and I should be wary of them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37455741
I'll call you a paranoid wacko, and lazily wait for the other anon to tell me what the fuck a "Jan" girl is. Because that is literally as far as I can be bothered to care on 4chan. Typing and images is my limit here, you crazy faggot with terrible reading comprehension.

[Anonymous No.]

where did the furry outside of /b/ report option go?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37455809
thats how they lure you into their traps, they act nice and cute until they got you wrapped around their foxy fingers

[Anonymous No.]

oh no

[Anonymous No.]

>>37456005
oh no, sexy teachers, one of many weakness

[Anonymous No.]

>>37449928

[Anonymous No.]

>>37455851
Mods probably got tired of people abusing it, there's always been leeway for on topic stuff relating to the board or thread. It's why you don't see sonic nuked from /v/ or /vg/ and Polt gets a pass on /a/.

[Anonymous No.]

Ssshhhhhhhhhhhh! She's sleeping!

[Anonymous No.]

>>37455682
Here we go again

[Anonymous No.]

>>37456315
how much ya wanna bet shes pretending to get an anon to grab her ass

[Anonymous No.]

>>37456315
Use: [FINGER]

[Anonymous No.]

>>37456315
Is she though?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37456258
literal furry stuff actually just stays on /a/
as long as it's anime or manga
like kemono giga

[Anonymous No.]

>>37455809
They are evil, sometimes, but you don't need to be wary of them. They're the cool, chill, trickstery evil. Not the commit genocide kind. They'll often develop and infatuation with a man and charm them so that they can be their one husband, priest, worshipper and pet all at the same time. Just the two of them in the fox's temple forever, in an everlasting exchange of spirit energy and affection.
The fox still maintains her aura of power and superiority though, since she is both of those things no matter what.

[Anonymous No.]

Yetis are easy to bully

[Anonymous No.]

Remember that its your duty to ensure your fellow students and teacher are pregnant by years end if they aren't taken.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37455682
if you take a lick you can learn some of chaos' secrets.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37456385
it might be easy but you still shouldnt :(

[Anonymous No.]

>>37456385
You have been sentenced to 12 hours of punitive snuggles

[Anonymous No.]

>>37456386
>tfw you just entered a school of noble mamano as both the first peasant among them and the first male as well
Ohgod, help me!

[Anonymous No.]

snake cloaca

[Anonymous No.]

>>37455809
>why does everyone say they're evil and I should be wary of them?

They turn into hellish monsters if you don't fill them up at least once per day. I pray that you never witness such horror

[Anonymous No.]

>>37456459
Only 12? This is easy, I can cuddle a Yeti for half a day!

[Anonymous No.]

>>37449928

[Anonymous No.]

>>37450105
I j-just need another week! I'll pay double! Please...

[Anonymous No.]

>>37456329
>not using fingerbang
You guys are totally lame. She would enjoy a good song.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37456493
The correct term is snussy

[Anonymous No.]

>>37450105
nope, and if you don't leave I am siccing the shoghound on you

[Anonymous No.]

>>37456477
>Wyvern scion from a knightly line starts implying that you should stick to her for 'safety' as 'Its the duty of one's Lady to protect them after all.'
>Merchant tanuki keeps trying to figure out if your town needs 'investing' in, and frequently invites you into her room for tea, snacks, and 'deep discussions.'
>Banshee dutchess's daughter keeps trying to practice her dancing with you for the undead realm balls in a dress that is not quite fitted right for her large chest.
You better be ready boy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37450105
i have all the protection i need

[Anonymous No.]

>>37456459
that's like a nights sleep

[Anonymous No.]

>>37450184
curious if mindflayers feel sad about people being scared of getting squid pussied

[Anonymous No.]

>>37456459
What if I tell the Yeti police "no"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37456497
>>37456568
It's punitive, though. You're supposed to feel ashamed about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37456620
Sorry, that doesn't work in this case, she is still permitted by law to do it.

[Anonymous No.]

Sleepy Hebis

[Anonymous No.]

>>37456545
lets not forget about the single teachers as well
>retired Dragon general that teaches tactics often wants to tutor you in private, in her house, in her bedroom, without clothes on cause it makes it easier to focus
>phatnom music teacher with big ectoplasm tanks that tells you that you'd be the best for the choir with your cute moans
>Lilim principal that often calls you to her office for one and one talk to see how you are doing and to see if you need an maid
And lets not get started with your senpais

[Anonymous No.]

>>37456660
She better call for backup, those big paws can't grab me if I'm running away naked covered in vaseline

[Anonymous No.]

>When you summon a succubus but they sent their intern

[Anonymous No.]

How much does it usually cost to touch a fox's tail?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37456796
one

[Anonymous No.]

>>37456796
just your dignity

[Anonymous No.]

>>37456796
your soul

[Anonymous No.]

>>37456814
One? That's cheap, I'll be able to hug her tails all day
>>37456826
Touching tails isn't indignant, they're soft and warm.
>>37456850
Foxes aren't demons, why would they want my soul?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37456955
one creamoie per tail

[Anonymous No.]

>>37456955
>why would they want my soul?
metaphorically speaking, of course

[Anonymous No.]

>>37456955
It's what happens afterwards that's indignant.

[Anonymous No.]

Morning snuggles are important to a monster's health, make sure you give your wife hers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37456673
Gonna go to that dragon's house, strip down to my birthday suit, and learn some fucking tactics without doing anything even remotely sexual with her.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

F@
C@
T@S

[Anonymous No.]

>>37456673
>Damphir senpai that is the black sheep of her family that loves to show you her 'acrobatics'
>Hinezumi senpai that specilizes in hand to hand and will gladly teach you about 'grappling' using her impressive thighs.
>Seemingly simple yeti that is actually some very rich heiress from the north.
>She just wants to live a comfy life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37457343
That seems more like a cow than a cat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37457353
the worst class is fucking gym, the uniform is skimpy and it feels like literally every monster that is sngle, is there watching you

[Anonymous No.]

>>37457343
what I want to bury my head between

[Anonymous No.]

>>37449928

[Anonymous No.]

>>37457409
Better hope you get good at track.

[Anonymous No.]

Cows

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder what kind of warrior salamanders and lizard girls fantasize most about. The "I must become the strongest" type or the "Honor above all" type.
The threads on 4mon that keeps shitposting about this would be really fun to read.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37457580
>tfw the pe teacher is a clown and teaches you how to do that, how to do acrobatics, and even double jumps all for a little groping

[Anonymous No.]

>>37457633
If I defeat a lizard gal though less than honorable means do I still get to claim her as my wife?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37457370
Cats are mammals, they give milk too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37457633
gonna be the "confused, scared and has a weapon" type

[Anonymous No.]

>>37457690
dynamite still counts

[Anonymous No.]

>>37457690
Yes, but she'll call you dishonorable and a coward while she's giving you a blowjob.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37449928

[Anonymous No.]

>>37457690
why do i want to literally clown on a lizard gal to see what happens

[Anonymous No.]

>>37457720
Ah, the perfect match for the ones who want to train their own future husband.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37457770
>He didn't just defeat me
>He utterly demolished me
>And not only that
>He just kept making puns and jokes at my expense after that instead of fucking me
Teabag the defeated lizard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37457740
>Lizardwoman blowing you while scowling
>Pulls herself off to call you a cur with no honor
>Goes right back to deepthroating you
Fuck anon now I gotta find an artist to commission

[Anonymous No.]

>>37457839
>>37457839
nah, you gotta finger her until she is about to cum, stop, put some ghost pepper on your hand, rub a bit of it on her clit then place the rest inside, then run

[Anonymous No.]

>>37457343
>>37457760
I love big girls with even bigger boobs

[Anonymous No.]

>>37457690
the best way to make her fight a solid light hologram of yourself wait until she got exhausted then spank her ass as the final blow

[Anonymous No.]

>>37457693
So what you're saying is we need to prioritize making these cats into cowts?

[Anonymous No.]

Inform robot wives that this excessive number isn’t necessary for impregnation!

[Anonymous No.]

>>37458160
it is also for destressing their owner

[Anonymous No.]

>>37457852
"Despicable, honorless-"
>GLUCK GLUCK SCHLURP

[Anonymous No.]

>>37458160
Is this a new update for nier: automata?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37457977
The biggest and the bustiest.

[Anonymous No.]

She drools

[Anonymous No.]

She's a little late, but she brought something for Thanksgiving dinner

[Anonymous No.]

>>37458394
i want to wear a suit and tie encrusted with diamonds and walk down tanuki alley and flirt with the oldest and fat tanuki I can find. I bet she would cum just by looking at me

[Anonymous No.]

I HATE MINDFLAYERS

[Anonymous No.]

>>37458649
What are you talking about, anon? You love them. Don't you remember?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37457693
It's nice that monster have more chances of secure employment thanks to the dairy industry

[Anonymous No.]

Some Anon said Mindflayers are propably shy and self conscious that men are afraid of turning into a squid and I've been thinking what poor, misunderstood girls they are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37458550
Oh I love her eggs! I wonder how she prefers them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37458550
A mighty omlette shall be made

[Anonymous No.]

>>37458394
I will defile the jewel and ruin it by rubbing my cock all over it. Imagine the salty raccoon tears.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37449928

[Anonymous No.]

>>37457770
Sounds fun.
>ask her if she wants a creampie
>defeated lizard looks at you with shining happy eyes
>you pull a pie out of nowhere and slam it into her face
>wait until she clears her eyes before spraying her with seltzer
>mock her as you waddle away

[Anonymous No.]

>>37458980
>tfw you just gave this lizard a clown fetish/hatred

[Anonymous No.]

I like taller girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>37459016

[Anonymous No.]

>>37458938
What happened to the Spetznaz soldier who lost his gun?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37458274
Considering how they are pre-programmed to love humanity, they would totally update themselves into acquiring biomechanical wombs to breed their masters if possible

[Anonymous No.]

>>37459027
DELTA P

[Anonymous No.]

>>37458550
That egg is, uh... pretty big, is she okay?

[Anonymous No.]

These angel incels are getting really desperate huh

[Anonymous No.]

>>37459111
holy water is just angel girlcum

[Anonymous No.]

>>37459124
Eww. I'm going to do the world a favor by buying all of it and pouring it down the sink. Angels are gross.

[Anonymous No.]

Please help she's making thise sounds at me

[Anonymous No.]

>>37459011
The possibilities are endless.
>after a complex prank involving throwing a cockatrice at her when you offer to give her some cock and a few more bakery related cream pies you relent
>ask her if she wants to give you a blowjob
>she agrees
>after three more obligatory balloon pranks you actually have her sucking your penis
>tell her you are about to cum
>pull out and shoot confetti all over her face instead of semen
>cartwheel away while she looks into the distance with a thousand yard stare
Does she have a fetish or a phobia afterwards?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37459176
why not both?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37459205
They are mutually exclusive ain't they?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37459174
pouring it all down my throat*

[Anonymous No.]

I'm thinking about kobolds

[Anonymous No.]

>>37459175
That means the cocoon will soon be made wether you like it or not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37459077
How awful
Hopefully he's still alive and miss shark can rescue him

[Anonymous No.]

>>37459176
fetish due to the fact you keep blue ovarying her at every turn but keep arousing her

[Anonymous No.]

>>37459230
Anon no! That's how you get the attention of the Seraphim!

[Anonymous No.]

>>37459174
>tfw you get a holywater to the face

[Anonymous No.]

>>37459175
You haven't met her veggie requirements.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37455359
is this a dog or a cat or a fox

[Anonymous No.]

>>37459175
>Mu!
What does it mean?
>>37459226
In men it's called a fearboner, I don't know what you would call it in women.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37459176
>Does she have a fetish or a phobia afterwards?
Bro, her ovaries are going to pop with that amount of edging bluebeaning going on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37459296
Oh no, whatever will I do

[Anonymous No.]

>>37459351
Mu is one of the three lost continents, along with Atlantis and Lemuria. Greenworm is dropping some redpills here about the secret history of the world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37459111
>incel
We don't use that kind of outsider language over here

[Anonymous No.]

>>37459311
Is she just going to keep making that noise until she's been satisfied?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37459289
>>37459356
How about this?
>agree to have sex with her
>but insist that it has to be reverse cowgirl
>she agrees
>you tell her to stop as she rides you like a woman possessed
>yell and scream about how it is too much for you
>she keeps going
>break off the realistic dildo she is riding and have fake blood squib from your crotch while you scream bloody murder
>she is stunned and looks horrified thinking that she broke your dick
>show her that your real dick wasn't even in her
>I was just playing it was a joke bro ha ha
>bakery cream pie to her face
>silly dance away

[Anonymous No.]

foxes a shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>37459388
I bet they're the ancient aliens.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37459248
I would never lose to a worm
>t. sandworm bait

[Anonymous No.]

>>37459397
winged incelfs*

[Anonymous No.]

>>37459397
Dragoncel got her feefees hurt?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37459174
>not spilling it all over yourself by "ancient" in front of a bunch of angels

[Anonymous No.]

>>37459351
Mu is an adjective, a noun, a verb, and a particle depending on inflection.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37459494
*"accident"

[Anonymous No.]

>>37459496

[Anonymous No.]

Something I wanna see is what sort of terror a group of rebellious teenage Kikis would inflict. Instead of TP a house they might polish the driveway enough that it becomes dangerous to drive on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37459554
starching your clothes while you sleep and are wearing them so you can't move

[Anonymous No.]

>>37457852
It's something I've wanted to see for a long time.
Hope you find a artist to do it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37459351
>>37459539 this anon gets it, she's just letting you know now what's to come

[Anonymous No.]

>>37459554
exlax in your morning tea

[Anonymous No.]

>>37459620
Oh yeah, now we're talking.

[Anonymous No.]

Shouldn't the old wiki be dead by now? I can still go on it.

[Anonymous No.]

Consider
>kissing, groping and fucking almost naked pears
>massaging flat chests, wide hips and thick thighs while plowing sexy round asses
>making fat-bottomed lolis cum from anal and ahegao

[Anonymous No.]

>>37459408
Anon no

Just the imagery of that alone is going to give her nightmares, fake or not, don't do that

[Anonymous No.]

>>37459767
Apparently it's been postponed to the 13:th instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37459667
Milk is a part of any healthy diet

[Anonymous No.]

>>37459784
HNNNNG

[Anonymous No.]

>>37459784
>you will never be a slave given to a fat bottomed, loli pharaoh to serve as her attendant
why live

[Anonymous No.]

>>37452271
Judeo-marxists would have a very hard time with Monstergirls

[Anonymous No.]

>>37459936
>Even though she only measures up to your belly button, she's wider than you when she sits on your lap

[Anonymous No.]

>>37456359
>T. Tamamo no mae
In the story told by Hokusai, formed in the Edo period, the nine-tail fox first appeared in China and possessed Daji, concubine of Shang dynasty's last ruler King Zhou. She enchanted the king and brought upon a reign of terror that led to a rebellion that ended the Shang dynasty. The fox spirit fled to Magadha of Tianzhu (ancient India) and became Lady Kayō (華陽夫人), concubine of the crown prince Banzoku (班足太子; based on Indian tales of Kalmashapada the man-eater[2]), causing him to cut off the heads of 1000 men. It was then defeated again, and fled the country. Around 780 BC, the same fox returned to China was said to have possessed Bao Si, concubine of the Zhou dynasty King You. It was again chased away by human military forces.

The fox stayed quiet for some period. Then she appeared in Japan as Tamamo-no-Mae, the most favoured courtesan of Emperor Toba. She was said to be a most beautiful and intelligent woman, being able to answer any question asked. She caused the Emperor to be extremely ill and was eventually exposed as a fox spirit by the astrologer Abe no Yasuchika, who had been called to diagnose the cause of the Emperor's poor health. A few years later, the emperor sent Kazusa-no-suke (上総介) and Miura-no-suke (三浦介) to kill the fox in the plains of Nasu.[3]
Sessho-seki (Killing Stone) and Thousand Jizō Statues

In the 1653 Tamamo no sōshi (玉藻の草紙), an addendum was added to the story describing that the spirit of Tamamo-no-mae embedded itself into a stone called the Sessho-seki. The stone continually released poisonous gas, killing everything that touched it.[4] The stone was said to have been destroyed in the Nanboku-chō period by the Buddhist monk Gennō Shinshō (源翁心昭), who exorcised the now-repentant fox spirit. He held a Buddhist memorial service after the deed, allowing the spirit to finally rest in peace.[5]

[Anonymous No.]

>>37459936
I want to get married to a pear shaped pharaoh loli that's too lewd and bratty, and carefully tame her into a more proper haughty queen with my cock.

[Anonymous No.]

kisses from tail pussy

[Anonymous No.]

>>37452271
So will anons into yuri stuff be ostracized.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37459788
What should you do to make up for it if you did it? Hypoallergenically speaking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37460093
No, they'll just get a harem/liliraune/whatever else gives you 2 girls that you can watch get frisky with each other. As long as you join in afterwards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37455574
cunny is cunny

[Anonymous No.]

>>37459312
Were-Sith?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37457760
God damn why is this so hot?

[Anonymous No.]

Best mg to make me feel I've got the upper hand or that I'm the dominant one, only to yank the rug out from under me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37460183
You have to believe you are the dominant one first, so get a ninja turtle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37458649
I love mindflayers! They value consent! They won't flay you without permission! They will still absolutely rape you, but thats not the point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37459016
I like slightly taller. 6'4"-8'0" range is optimal, with wiggle room

[Anonymous No.]

If you really think about it monsters are the real victims.

[Anonymous No.]

If you really think about it, humans are the real victims. So every human should stick his dick in human pussy for at least 500 years. To ensure his protection.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37460303
I dont think humans can survive for 500 years like that anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37460338
It doesn't matter because all of the cool monsters can rez you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37460183
Hellhounds, amazons, oni, ogres, ocelomeh, and dark mages

[Anonymous No.]

>>37460106
lots of cuddles

[Anonymous No.]

>>37460049
Hehe fox tiddy

[Anonymous No.]

I have perfected a false ad for monhub that says single men are in a monsters area looking to fuck. In reality, as soon as they pay it sends them to an alp instead. I'm going to be rich

[Anonymous No.]

>>37460183
Pixie. You think she can't do anything because she's only six inches tall, but then she snaps her fingers and suddenly you're three inches tall.

[Anonymous No.]

Just in case any of you were tempted, remember: Don't fuck dragons. Don't even let one suck your dick- they use teeth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37460890
haha tidders

[Anonymous No.]

>>37460922
instructions unclear

[Anonymous No.]

>>37460922
>>37460943
impregnated the dragons

[Anonymous No.]

>>37460922
i like danger

[Anonymous No.]

>>37460922
Anon we should have a chat about you spreading misinformation on dragons

[Anonymous No.]

I want terrifying jester assassin gf
not clown gf
although the latter is welcome

[Anonymous No.]

>Lizard is best swordsman around, rumored to even be able to challenge the demon lord
>Encounters Rogue Anon inner travels
>Rogue Anon defeats lizard through clearly underhanded tactics
>Lizard clearly knows the fight was bullshit, but she still lost
>Lizard brain that would normally turn “fight” into “fuck” shorts out and gets “fightfuck” instead
>Rogue Anon now has the most dangerous lizard in the land chasing after him in full rape mode

[Anonymous No.]

>>37460922
imma do it anyways and I going to fuck the biggest, oldest, and heaviest dragon hag around as well

[Anonymous No.]

How resistant would you be to bullying?

[Anonymous No.]

If Cait Sith, then who's Darth?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37461289
Years of human bullying has made me pretty callous to a lot
I've been told I can "fly off the handle" if I get mad enough though

[Anonymous No.]

>>37461043
>Rogue Anon now has the most dangerous lizard in the land chasing after him in full rape mode
Hot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37460922
thats why I only fuck old hagons

[Anonymous No.]

>>37461289
I can eat lunch in the boys' restroom and not bring money to school so they don't steal it from me, I'll cope with the rest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37461289
Why are smol pointy ears so mean?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37461457
womanlet rage

[Anonymous No.]

>>37461457
Well why aren't you doing daily massages, you dumb bitch? Induce it, that's part of your job.

Let me speak to your manager.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37461334
>I have two sides:
>Nicest person you've ever met
>Twisted fucking psychopath

[Anonymous No.]

>>37461501
Lmao hopefully not that cringe-worthy

[Anonymous No.]

>>37449928

[Anonymous No.]

>>37461289
a decade of self deprecation and banter has made me invulnerable to bullying of that sort
however I apparently flushed red when I got called cute so that kind of teasing does work

[Anonymous No.]

>>37461588
please no the shogmedicine was bad enough

[Anonymous No.]

>>37461630
no it wasnt

[Anonymous No.]

>>37461662
The mindflayer therapy didn't help either
I just woke up to her sobbing

[Anonymous No.]

Druella has some, er, "gifts" for you, anon...

[Anonymous No.]

>>37461289
My response to in-person teasing/bullying is to spill spaghetti and flee the scene.
My waifu isn't much for that sort of thing, but she knows where to draw the line and not push too far.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37461694
well that ruins the mood
jesus anon

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>37461289
verbal abuse doesn't do a whole lot to me. i do wonder how i'd interact with an atlach

[Anonymous No.]

>>37461701
too big
i value mobility

[Anonymous No.]

>>37461701
wow, a lifetime supply of milk

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>37461784
pigtails and ponytails are my weaknesses

[Anonymous No.]

>>37461630
Don't worry, Dr. Agon was a respected neurosurgeon before she died. She probably remembers most of her training.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37461694
That's so romantic and hawt. You guys are made for each other. Make an honest woman of her, anon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>37461778
It's okay, Druella has impressive back muscles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37461784

[Anonymous No.]

>>37461815
gonna give the banshee an Irn-Bru

[Anonymous No.]

>>37461819
ok good
i want to lie in them and become a slave to their softness and the pleasure she gives me

[Anonymous No.]

>>37461834
dogboatcow
dragondwarfcow

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>37461834
Gonna get an oneesan harem/herd for the dairy.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>37461838
>not a whiskey
Congratulations on proving that there's nothing manly under that plaid skirt of yours, alp-san. I hope you can find a real man to share with her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37461981
>he wants to deal with a drunk banshee

[Anonymous No.]

Hope you like trees anon because you're going to Monster 'Nam

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/motonamerou/status/1464190428396212225
The pope of the Fallen God

[Anonymous No.]

>>37462019
nature 'nam or undead 'nam?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37462019
Good thing I have my monstrous representation of my flamethrower
Please help she won’t stop making fire and heat puns

[Anonymous No.]

>>37462087
>need a light?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37462058
>undead 'nam
>we lost Jenkins to a ghoul pit today
>he's fine but he refuses to come out

[Anonymous No.]

>>37462058
Yes. Enjoy the occasional undead tree or zombie made from fungus spores. Hop in the chopper and watch your step the whole place is full of traps

[Anonymous No.]

>>37462118
>>37462133
I'm sure Sarge will gets his boys home safe, unharmed and unmarried

[Anonymous No.]

>>37462118
I wouldn't want to leave my doting wives either

[Anonymous No.]

>>37462151
Anon, sarge was carried off by a gargoyle three nights ago. It’s just us and Ramirez now

[Anonymous No.]

>>37462185
We just wanna have some beers with our boy tho

[Anonymous No.]

>>37462151
Well, I know who's getting grabbed first when the chopper goes down now. I wonder if he'll get taken to one of those underground bases the Viet-Mon like to build

[Anonymous No.]

>>37449928

[Anonymous No.]

>>37462194
Yeah, sarnt is gonna be interrogated by that dark elf liason from the Monviet Union.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37462268
man walked off grape venom, he won't break

[Anonymous No.]

>>37462268
She'll never break him. He'd sooner die than reveal the location of his men

[Anonymous No.]

>>37462019
>napalm sticks to kitsunes

[Anonymous No.]

>>37462191
Ramirez got snagged by a bird covered in lightning. She burned off his damned pants off in mid-air. He yelled something about shooting but I couldn't do it. I just couldn't do it. The screams went on for so long ...

[Anonymous No.]

>>37462391
It may not have the desired effect.
I strongly urge you to reconsider.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37462019
Some folks are born made to wave the flag
They're red, white and blue
And when the band plays "Hail to the Chief"
They point the cannon at you, Lord
It ain't me, it ain't me
I ain't no senator's son, son
It ain't me, it ain't me
I ain't no fortunate one

[Anonymous No.]

>>37449928

[Anonymous No.]

>>37462133
>watch your step the whole place is full of traps
We better get Smith there on the double. No one can rock a pair of high heels like him. We will give those monsters a taste of their own medicine!

[Anonymous No.]

>>37462509
You missee the chance to put 'Hail to the Chief God'

[Anonymous No.]

Is it wrong to seek a landed title simply to build yourself a harem/retinue?

[Anonymous No.]

How monstrous can a face look before its a turn off, would you be cool with sexy lady whose face is pure darkness with 2 glowing orbs of light for eyes

[Anonymous No.]

>ANON, GET DOWN IN THERE AND CLEAR OUT THE VIET-MON TUNNELS

[Anonymous No.]

>>37462677
>anon goes down with a flashlight and a pistol, bracing himself for whatever horrors he might face
>it's just a gaggle of really friendly and cuddly wurms digging tunnels for fun

[Anonymous No.]

>>37449928
>Q. Sorry for asking in English since I know you don't speak it well. I was wondering if a man had both a Atlach-Nacha (アトラク＝ナクア) and a Night Gaunt (ナイトゴーント) for a wife would he be able to transform into both monster forms or would he be a combination of both at the same time?
>A. A man who has those two races as wives can transform into both monster forms. In addition, he can also transform into an another form having a shape as if both forms are mixed. This form is able to have intercouse with both wives at the same time.
What if you have one chaos waifu, but give her doppelganger potion?

[Anonymous No.]

i want to get molested by a milf rose tentacle

[Anonymous No.]

>>37462717
You don't get a new form, for Mindflayer you might even be better off turning back into your normal human shape while this lasts. Or you should both take the potion.

[Anonymous No.]

>Dragon has her eyes set on anon
>Too prod to just snatch him up
>She knows he's a virgin
>She demands his village send her a virgin as tribute
>But she keeps rejecting them because they're not anon
>Anon keeps lying about having had sex so he won't be sent to the dragon
>The dragon gets increasingly annoyed they won't just send anon
How long would it take her to swallow her pride and just strait up demand they send anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37462782
>>She demands his village send her a virgin as tribute
Even better when the first person they send is a woman and the dragon has to angrily specify she means a male virgin.
>How long would it take her to swallow her pride and just strait up demand they send anon?
She could gradually narrow her criteria down after each failure, each fitting Anon who's totally not a virgin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37462807
>She could gradually narrow her criteria down after each failure, each fitting Anon who's totally not a virgin.
>"It has to be a male virgin"
>"They have to be at least this tall"
>"Em... but no taller than this!"
>"Ugh, And have to be at least this old"
>"And need to have this eye color!"
>"Oh for crying out loud... AND they they need to have this specific skin complexation"
The funniest part is if the town always found someone who isn't anon but fit all the descriptions. I'd imagine she get super frustrated and go like "where do they keep finding these guys!?"

[Anonymous No.]

Oh no. You have lost the argument.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37462835
>town of virgins
gonna get raided

[Anonymous No.]

>>37462717
Good god do I want to be sucked dry by this kinky dirty rubber slut

[Anonymous No.]

>>37462835
>"Just how many virgin does this town have? I should get the demon lords army involve with this..."

[Anonymous No.]

What's the best way to seduce a dryad? Fertilize random trees?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37462848
They're gonna get the P'Ussy.

[Anonymous No.]

I hope my Onee-chan doesn't discover my shameful desire to make her a broodmother. Surely she'd be disappointed in me having such dirty feelings for her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37462869
>anon furiously blasting nuts onto the forest
>dryad just looks on awkwardly

[Anonymous No.]

>>37449928

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>37462892
shoggy no!

[Anonymous No.]

>>37462869
That birch dryad must have really sweet pussy juice.

[Anonymous No.]

How would MGs react to a grower ? Do they try to stimulate the guy before raping him ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37462869
>be taking care of a centuries-old redwood
>one day, a big, thicc, milf dryad pops out of it
>"Sweetie, I really appreciate the attention you've been giving me, but wouldn't a handsome young man prefer to be around a bunch of saplings rather than an old tree like me?"
>immediately jump on her and plant lots of seed in her

[Anonymous No.]

>>37462926
If they're interested, they'll be an incubus soon. It won't be a problem anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37462926
>How would MGs react to a grower ?
"Jackpot"

[Anonymous No.]

>>37462941
>>"Sweetie, I really appreciate the attention you've been giving me, but wouldn't a handsome young man prefer to be around a bunch of saplings rather than an old tree like me?"
Its like they want to get bred

[Anonymous No.]

>>37457353
What is a yeti heiress like? Does she wear her usual bikini and scarf, or fancy fox fur scarves and big sunglasses? Is she quiet and meek, or "Oh hohoho" haughty with her piles of money?

[Anonymous No.]

If baphos were not small, they would be top tier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37463059
just make them better

[Anonymous No.]

>>37463069
im reporting you to the cunny police for illegal megamorphisis

[Anonymous No.]

>>37463034
They clearly don't understand the magic in those words, but once they do, all human boys will belong to the hags.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37463049
A rather relaxed sort that is wearing a very nice bikini that has gems dangling from woven strands.
She does have her scarf sown in her family's coat oof arms but its of a far lighter material and is more ceremonial than functional.
Also has a very strong scandanavian accent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37463059
>>37463069
>>37463095
>this is the world the uwaaabomber wants

[Anonymous No.]

>>37463095
go ahead
they're next

[Anonymous No.]

>>37463095
Fuck the police only after they get megamorphed themselves

[Anonymous No.]

>>37462892
Shoggy yes!

[Anonymous No.]

>>37463181
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1GtboWyvOc

[Anonymous No.]

>>37463095
Breaking the law!
Breaking the law!

[Anonymous No.]

Desabbathify the sabbath! Loli shit is nasty! I like witches and the aesthetic! Give me tiddy or give me death!

[Anonymous No.]

>>37463169
>>37463181
>>37463193
>>37463221
>>37463246
you all are now considered to be loliphoibic, and this is a felony under sabbath law, you shall be tracked down and raped by the finest Loli agents and shown the glory of cunny. All resistance shall be met with extra rape

[Anonymous No.]

>>37463124
>Also has a very strong scandanavian accent
This is the most important part, I want this yeti

[Anonymous No.]

>>37463261
Deploying hags to safeguard the anons and protrect the dicks with their pussies.

[Anonymous No.]

How can i charm a Owl Mage if i'm dumb dumb ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37463261
>finest loli agents
>now finest oppai agents
thank me later

[Anonymous No.]

>>37463273
Show her your proof for fermat's last theorem

[Anonymous No.]

Just want to say
foxes a shit
baphs a shit
lolis a shit
big girls a best

[Anonymous No.]

>>37463298
Where can i buy one of those

[Anonymous No.]

https://mobile.twitter.com/yuzutyie/status/1421110002132029453
M*nster lover not so sinful after being purified by angel paizuri

[Anonymous No.]

>>37463306
all girls that are way bigger than me deserve my trust

[Anonymous No.]

>>37463319
the bigger the girl, the more trustworthy she is, that's what I think
not sandworm though

[Anonymous No.]

>>37463306
Big muscles are good. Heart is a muscle too!

[Anonymous No.]

>>37463374
only way for her to flex her heart is to hold you tight against her chest

[Anonymous No.]

>>37463261
>you are now all considered to be loliphoibic
Good. They are cringe and gross and fucked up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37460643
>cuddle traumatized lizard
>caress her scales
>offer an apology cream pie
>she flinches when she agrees
>pull actual pie out from nowhere
>she freezes up but tries to be stoic for the immanent pie to the face
>gently cut a slice and feed it to her romantically

[Anonymous No.]

>>37463270
>tfw ywn wake up to find two hags in your room, molesting you in your sleep

[Anonymous No.]

>>37463261
>you all are now considered to be loliphoibic
Yes. Mature "heretic" Baphos with big titties are nice, but a big muscle Bapho would be a dream come true.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37463277
Need some bigger breasts on those goats.
Gonna go whole hog.
Well, cow in this case.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37463467
That's a s-sweaty cow

[Anonymous No.]

>>37463467
m-moo

[Anonymous No.]

>>37463354
If you can see the sandworm then you're probably okay, but you should never trust an old man who says he knows a safe path across the desert. Nine times out of ten he'll try to feed you to one of his daughters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37463440
such a gentle clown

[Anonymous No.]

>>37463306
Love me some big meaty girls
So much fun

[Anonymous No.]

>>37463527
luv beef

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>>37463277
I always make sure to keep a stockpile of Megamorphisis hexes on my person at all times to protect myself from Sabbath hunts

[Anonymous No.]

Yesterday I had a dream, I was in a home. Some bullies or robbers appeared at the door, I knew clearly this was a dream and I prepared to do a summoning handseal and a chant to summon a Hinezumi to beat them up and then have sex with her. Well, okay, I actually made the robbers appear because I thought having sex with a Hinezumi after she beats up some guys protecting me would be very very hot. While I was doing it, I actually got a very vivid visual of a Hinezumi standing in what appeared to be like a glowing summoning circle, I can't say for sure, but my guess is that she just wanted a husband and put herself there for a husband to summon her. While she still was, from what I remember, 2D the realness of her was amazing. Fully alive, I could see her curves and boobs accentuated in her China dress. Sadly I was booted out of the dream before I could summon her, much less see the beatdown and have sex with her. I guess I was a dick, the true bad guy, for summoning bad guys just so she could beat them up. I should had just summoned her.

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>>37456796
Off topic, sauce

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>>37463541
Especially when they are so strong, that they are gentle to everything around them
Then when something actually threatens those they care about, they smash them harder than a car

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>>37463625
and then comes that one night where you tell her she can go all out and be as rough as she likes because you've got good health insurance

[Anonymous No.]

I need mindflayer pics for my folder. Please help.

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>>37463525
>look at lizard's big meaty claws
>offer to handle things for her
>she agrees while blushing
>ring her joy buzzer until she is about to see stars
>hold her tight and keep it up as she begins orgasming
>your other hand slams a pie into her o face
>gently wipe cream out from around her eyes as you give her a deep loving kiss
>wag eyebrows suggestively
>slowly lick the rest of her face clean
>afterwards pause and mention that you missed a spot
>spray seltzer water at her face
>make nose honking sounds

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>>37463541
And beef loves you

[Anonymous No.]

>>37463655
so this is how anon flirts when he's raised by a bogie

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>>37463636
I want to share my degenerate tastes of figure with a yan-kitsune.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37463653
most important, the crown jewel, the magnum opus

[Anonymous No.]

>>37463712
is this a flayer for ants?

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[Anonymous No.]

>>37463655
She finally bust an ovary

What a rollercoaster

[Anonymous No.]

>>37463716
is optimal squeezing size

[Anonymous No.]

>>37463193
Shiny dark skin is so attractive and erotic, almost hypnotic

[Anonymous No.]

>>37463712
But how squishy is she? A sponge? Stress ball? Pillow?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37463691
Eh, it's a living.
>>37463727
Clown mom was so proud that she stole forty cakes for our honeymoon.

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>>37463774
And that's terrible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37463763
i agree, it just makes me want to molest those monsters even more

[Anonymous No.]

>>37463766
There is only one way to figure out
You must S Q U E E Z E

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>37463780

[Anonymous No.]

>>37463800
What happens if a monster eats shog goo?

[Anonymous No.]

I have warded my home against foxes
They can only be unraveled from the inside.
I have done it, I am safe, I will never lose to a fox now

[Anonymous No.]

>>37463826
its tasty
thats about it

[Anonymous No.]

>>37463763
The heart-shaped halo is a fun touch. Not as fun to touch as a full sized houri, but it is a package deal.

[Anonymous No.]

Alright anons what monsters would you have as
>A royal advisor
>Bodyguard
>Rival queen

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>>37449928

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>>37463854
All robots. Surround me with cold steel, both friends and enemies.
not actually cold steel though, something more cuddleable.

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>>37463830
That's what you think.

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>>37463854
I'd like an old hag fox as my advisoir, a real old and pudgy dark mage milf as my bodyguard and a bogie as my rival queen

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>>37463826
They give weird speeches and have dilated pupils. It's a big hit at parties.
>I've seen things you people wouldn't believe...Flaming orgies off the shoulder of Orion... I watched C-strings glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments lost in time, like jizz in the rain... Time to coom.

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>>37463807
Hokus pokus, joker's ride, come take a spin on a carnie ride

[Anonymous No.]

Why haven't you married a fox. Fox will keep you warm during winter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37463854
>A royal advisor
Haku
>Bodyguard
Ushi
>Rival queen
Cu Sith

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>>37463917
Hurry up bitch, I'm hungry, I smell spaghetti
I'd pinch her loopy ass and tell her, "Get the food ready!"

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>>37463955
I want to leave a monster tied up on my lap while I play games.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37463854
-Apophis
-Automaton
-Pharaoh

Wanted to go with something that looks untrustworthy, but is actually loyal and competent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37463955
Can’t trust a fox, and trust is a foundation of any significant relationship

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>37463854
>Dragon
>Wurm
>Ryu

[Anonymous No.]

>>37463854
Lich advisor
Jinko bodyguard
I don't really care about a rival because I fuck my bodyguard

[Anonymous No.]

>>37463854
all alps

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>>37462035
hat could be sillier

[Anonymous No.]

>>37464021
You can truss a fox, and trussing binds all great relationships.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>37463854
>Minotaur
>Minotaur
>Minotaur
Only minos for me

[Anonymous No.]

can your monster be contained by sarashi?

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>>37464097
How good is the advisor?

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>>37464116
She advises you to eat more protein and put more plates on the bar.

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>>37464097
>a single mino does all three jobs
>originally the rival queen wanted to infiltrate anon's castle and spy
>but she ended up staying and keeps telling her servants she's so close to finding a secret
>later, she doesn't know how to tell them that the secret is she is pregnant with anon's child
>anon just really loves minos

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>>37463854
Kamaitachi in all slots, all nine of them are also sisters who broke off into three triplets
I desire the knife weasels

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>>37462058
WELCOME TO WALLACHIA GENTLEMAN
I WILL NOT LIE, THE CHANCES OF YOUR VIRGINITY SURVIVING ARE SMALL

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>>37464133
That is good advice indeed. You should reward your advisor well for her wisdom.

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>>37464116
Pretty good. Her best advice was definitely "keep away from all other mamono that are not minos and that I should be accompanied by at least two minos at all times"
So far the realm is good, she has also advised me to allow other varieties of moo in, like Hakus and Ushis.

>>37464134
I really do love minos

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>>37464151
i'd be tempted to mix in a trio of raiju. mustelid strong

[Anonymous No.]

>>37464184
SOME OF YOU MAY EVEN HAVE SEVERAL DAUGHTERS
BUT YOU HAVE MY WORD THAT I WILL PERSONALLY ATTEND YOUR WEDDINGS

[Anonymous No.]

>>37463854
gazer dragon
dragon
jabberwock

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>>37462863
Seems a bit rude to involve the army with villagers who are already willing to comply with the demands of monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

slimes dumb. remember that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37464196
Hear me out now, electric kamaitachi

[Anonymous No.]

well?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37464421
fuck no, cats are dumb and chesh is the dumbest and the cringest one of all

[Anonymous No.]

>>37464397
my deepest desire is for desert kamaitachi. the harem outfit goes so well with weasel hip wiggles and general flexibility

[Anonymous No.]

>>37464421
Would you care to find out?

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>>37464421
My minds telling me noooooo

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>>37464452
but my body, my body is telling me yessssss

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>>37464458

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>>37464437
jealous, gloved, cream covered hands typed this post

[Anonymous No.]

>>37464473
u know its true, I've seen cheshs eating together with jabberwocks in sorrow

[Anonymous No.]

>>37464421
No, I'm a foxfucker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37464506
>implying you have a choice in whether or not you are

[Anonymous No.]

>>37464473
didn't know they had computers at Miss Bogie's home for obsolete monsters

[Anonymous No.]

>>37464421
only beeg kots

[Anonymous No.]

>>37464517
I always have a choice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37464517
is foxfucked more accurate verbiage?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37462717
I'm glad KC confirmed it possible to do that idea I'm obsessed with about stacking as many transformations as possible.

[Anonymous No.]

if I want to fuck a fox computer, who do I want to fuck?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37462717
So could a flayer and a night guant turn you into a submissive pleaure suit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37462717
We need more transforming monster girls. More abyssals. Tranformationbros need to give their wives access to husband alchemy

[Anonymous No.]

>>37464560
The proper term is “prey”

[Anonymous No.]

I can't be fucked by a fox if i am not awake!

[Anonymous No.]

>>37464681
*Beloved prey

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>>37464708
You can and will. Shes going to fuck you in your sleep so much that she ends up a somnophile, and you end up feeling tired whenever she touches you

[Anonymous No.]

>>37464681
Foxes won't be so smug when I pull out the tail brush and show them who the real prey is

[Anonymous No.]

>>37464776
>ara
why does that have so much damn power over me

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>>37463261
Haha imagine marrying a Baphomet only to use your position of love in her heart to pressure her into "experimenting" with megamorphosis and then not so subtly implying that you vastly prefer that form to pressure her into keeping it more often and conditioning her to prefer it for the sake of your happiness. Imagine letting her witches see what you've done to their Baphomet with the magic of social pressure and pavlovian conditioning haha

You know, as a joke

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>>37464776
No, they absolutely will. They find your attemps at exploting their 'weakness' adorable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37464795
Absolute heresy. I love it.

[Anonymous No.]

How do you feel about your monster GF borrowing your clothes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37464790
i get a bit unsettled when sub's fox has her eyes open. got that dangerous aura

[Anonymous No.]

>>37449928

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>>37464825
Wont fit at all, but she can try

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>>37464790
You must purge the weakness anon. Put on videos of foxes saying ara until you've built an immunity

[Anonymous No.]

>normal (non-loli) succubus uses megamorphosis on herself

[Anonymous No.]

Turn strong fighters into alps is top tier

[Anonymous No.]

>>37464681
>prey
why are foxes so mean?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37464854
Uhh, I think I'm gonna let one of you guys bully this alp. I'll just find another.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37464854
>straps on tail
L-lewd.

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>>37464850
seems like a thin line bewteen arch succ and lim

[Anonymous No.]

>>37464857
its an affectionate term
if you dont like it you can just ask them to stop

[Anonymous No.]

>>37464872
What are you so afraid of?

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>>37464854
Turning those alps into broodmothers is also top tier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37464790
Someone help her she has a needle stuck in her ear!

[Anonymous No.]

>>37464848
that'll just make me weaker to old foxes that say those words

[Anonymous No.]

>>37464893
Trust me you'll build a tolerance the more you hear it

[Anonymous No.]

>>37464874
A megamorphosed lilim is also a great idea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37464920
no, i'll just become super sensitive to it and get tricked into coming into an old shrine to raoe the old fox

[Anonymous No.]

Do non-Succubus Demon girls get angry when you mistake them for a Succubus?

[Anonymous No.]

Why do they do it?
Why do those bunnies wear the pasties?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37464957
dragons and elves are likely to resent it more

[Anonymous No.]

>>37464850
Gonna learn that spell just to already cast it on mature women.

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>>37464969
>Walks into Holstaur farm.

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>>37465016
Gonna make a lot of megaholsts and take responsibility.
I can't say no to pouting, busty cows.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37464969
the thiccness would be lethal to any man

[Anonymous No.]

>>37464950
>raoe the old fox
read that as race and imagined a confused fox as anon demands to race her

[Anonymous No.]

>>37465025
Deliciously lethal.
The best kind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37449928

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>>37465037
>snake bandit tries to rob a bank
>quick thinking nuki manager throws intern Anon to the bandit to save her money
>snake bandit laughs and drags anon away to "count the loot"
>anon didn't think his first job would go this way

[Anonymous No.]

>>37465072
>I KNEW there were strings attached when I saw that dental plan
-Snakebait Anon

[Anonymous No.]

So this is how liberty dies. With loud moans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37465078
>nuki manager hohohoing and counting her money
>she's a genius!
>she's not hohohoing anymore when the next day she gets robbed again b the same snake
>but now anon his helping her and pointing to where everything is
>nuki manager is now crying at her empty vaults while anon and snake go back to base to count the loot and celebrate

[Anonymous No.]

>>37465082
Just join the rebellion then if you're so concerned

[Anonymous No.]

>>37465082
I don't listen to dumb lilims

[Anonymous No.]

>>37465082
can I ask for a momster after the takeover?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37465082
I saw what you did in that mega. I ain't obeying shit.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm here to fuck chaos

[Anonymous No.]

>>37465082
Do as thou wilt. I´m a wizard already. You can´t unwizard me.

[Anonymous No.]

Okay so I have a weird question. There are two monster girl games that I have played which have this specific thing in them, those games being Castle of Temptation (Really good) and Monster Girl Quest Paradox (ok at parts). Both of them featured a loss scene where the protagonist was basically in a row of tiddy. In CoT it was 'Failure', specifcally the mindcontrol helmet loss and in MGQ it was Beezlebub. Basically, the protagonist ends up completely and totally submitting to a more powerful entity and becomes addicted to their body, in this case their tits (or extra tits, i guess). I don't know if this is /d/ type shit, but what monster girl is best for this? I was thinking Mindflayers, but its more a matter of raw physical pleasure, size and strength
Im sorry if this isn't wanted here

[Anonymous No.]

>>37465208
Of course, dear citizen. Just go to the Ministry of Love and fill some forms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37465235
can I have more than one?

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>>37465231
that part wasn't really my jam but you would want to check out two scenes in milking farm

[Anonymous No.]

>>37465249
Humans are so greedy. I am sure something can be arranged.

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>>37465252
Already played it, good shit.

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>>37465272
Now I am going to have bogie and bogey momsters

[Anonymous No.]

drew this teacher jabberwock
https://files.catbox.moe/qmgk7m.png

[Anonymous No.]

What... what happens when I touch the inner ear fluff

[Anonymous No.]

>>37465146
which monsters would help me rebel?
i'm sure kikis and other maids would never betray me to have complete authority over me probably.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37465394

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>>37465417
I think Automata are your best shot there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37465452
but anon once she gains control of the central network...

[Anonymous No.]

>>37465340
She's a big girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>37465468

[Anonymous No.]

Anyone here have experience commissioning artists to draw monstergirl OC's? I want to get one to draw my MGE mamano OC.

Is the process basically you describe her appearance along with references for hair/face/body/etc.?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37465417
i dont know if im having a minor stroke but i genuinely cannot understand this
what am i even looking at
not insulting whatever it is i just physically do not understand

[Anonymous No.]

>>37465467
Just hug her to calm her down whenever she gets uppity.

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>>37465496
im fairly sure you can send in a shitty sketch of them, and they'll make it look good

[Anonymous No.]

>>37465505
shrimp maid i guess?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>Hate lilim sis
>Want to fuck her over
>But not fuck her
>Go to her evil castle of darkness in the terror mountains next to the spooky streams
>Announce to all her minions that I’m hiring maids to work in the manor mom and dad gave me
>It’s much warmer
>Better working conditions
>Better food
>Easy life as a maid
>And I'll knock up every single servant who works for me
>They all quit on the spot
>Even the sis’s lieutenants
>Only her bff from kindergarten didn’t leave her
What other ways can I mess with my sis?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37465637
>lilim sis

[Anonymous No.]

>>37465637
put her dakis out in the open

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>37465687
they all look like her friend for some reason...

[Anonymous No.]

>>37465727
lock them both in a room, toss a lust smoke grenade and hypnotize the boy to be a clown

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Never underestimate the cuteness of monster girl maids

[Anonymous No.]

>>37465790
>shoes on bed
she gotta leave

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>>37465496
Describe pose(s) to the best of your ability
-Best thing you can do is to send a pic of an example pose, even a crappy stickman drawing can do wonders here.
The more you specify, the easier it is for the artist to give you what you want, and believe me they want as few re-draws as possible. If there’s ANYTHING you want in a specific way and you can’t easily describe it, including proportions, give an example picture!

[Anonymous No.]

>>37465802
not that one though, she keeps eating all the veggies

[Anonymous No.]

>>37465828
Don't be like that anon, she made enough for the both of you

[Anonymous No.]

Whats your stance on harems, Anon? I'm very on the fence about them.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>37465844
i like them because i have a problem in choosing, i like a lot of things

[Anonymous No.]

>>37465844
It would be three max for me if I even considered it

[Anonymous No.]

>>37465836
ok she can stay, but she better not eat the flowers again! thats decoration, not food

[Anonymous No.]

>>37465844
not a majority of my fantasies but it can work in niche situations. khepri and imp in particular

[Anonymous No.]

>>37465844
long as everyone involved is cool with it, fine by me. personally wouldnt tho

[Anonymous No.]

>>37464776
>fox
>long nails
>beauty mark
>virgin killer sweater
>fluffy hair
>bangs over eyes
This woman spent her life savings on rata info on me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37465844
They're incredibly useful for increasing your mana count but having to deal with so many wives sounds annoying.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>37465844
>atlach harem
i know i shouldn't, and yet...

[Anonymous No.]

>>37465496
Went through it 11 times myself but you've pretty much got the gist of it already. Try to keep it to bullet points with an imgur link to give example of each individual detail and don't be afraid to give multiple and start off by showing the profile image, explaining how the oc has all the same monster girl features etc before going into detail about hair style/color, face, body type, eyes, outfit (include multiple images for this if needed) and what sort of personality she should be displaying. Ramble a bit about the personality if the artist doesn't mind, some appreciate having more of a solidified idea of what sort of girl they're drawing.
Also with your pose reference try and keep it simple because the first image is often the one you'll use as a reference for future commissions and you want as little as possible obscured.

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>>37465910
The game was rigged from the start

[Anonymous No.]

>>37465933
This was Anon's final message before being bitten by several Atlachs at the same time and spliting his soul into several pieces and become a spiderbro hivemind

[Anonymous No.]

Do Orca Mermaids bully Selkies?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37465975
>the atlach population exploded a couple years after his message

[Anonymous No.]

>>37465844
I like 'em

[Anonymous No.]

>>37465876
Demon thighs give me strength

[Anonymous No.]

>>37466099
those are more than thighs
those are face pillows

[Anonymous No.]

>>37465844
I'm fond of them, but I generally prefer them to be of the same species or follow some kind of theme

[Anonymous No.]

>>37465515
>>37465806
>>37465945
Thanks bros. That's all I needed to know just about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37466258
show us the result if you can king

[Anonymous No.]

>>37466221
im the opposite, i dont know if id want a mindflayer and a shog together even though they're both in my favorites
that might just be because shogs feel very solitary and monogamy exclusive

[Anonymous No.]

>>37464295
Monsters are always rude and inconsiderate what do you expect man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37465844
I don’t mind others having them, but I personally don’t want anything to do with ‘em.
Monogamy is the ideal for me.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>37465844
I'm a huge haremfag and all my fantasies are about it.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>37466461
>Grass
That’s clearly a flower

[Anonymous No.]

>>37466461
>plant lady sprouts in your front yard
>keeps taunting you to come outside play
>everytime you go out, she either gropes your junk or gives your butt a slap with her vines
help bros, she keeps ara ara-ing and I'm too scared to go out

[Anonymous No.]

>>37466292
Yeah, sure thing. Would be happy to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37466491
Just feed her Seymour
Feed her cum

[Anonymous No.]

>>37466430
if only there was some way to identify if she is a milk snake subspecies

[Anonymous No.]

I want to open a cozy tea parlor with a harem of dormice

[Anonymous No.]

Is it effective to dry your laundry by hanging them on your wife's horns?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37466491
hey, at least she wasn't a rose alarune, they may very pretty and sexy but those thorns

[Anonymous No.]

Is any polygamous relationship with monsters considered a harem?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37465844
I'm a one wife kind of guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37466617
Bigamy is 2 monsters.
A harem is 3 or more.

[Anonymous No.]

>It is implied and rumored that monstergirls and demon women in the Extremist Monstergirl Realms and the Royal Makai baby and infantilize men

[Anonymous No.]

>>37466674
Thought a harem was about like a specific dynamic of one guy who every girl is subservient too while not giving a shit about each other.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>37466700
can't say i have that impression.

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>>37466699
well, yeah. the demon's article pretty much confirms that. I both like and dislike it. I don't like mommy shit, but I really like the idea of being forced into/seduced/mindbroken into submission by a far more powerful being and getting reduced to a horny, vulnerable mess.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>37464795
Man, imagine that bapho leaving her own Sabbath out of feelings of not belonging anymore. Literally stealing a Sabbath's Bapho.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>37462019
I love the smell of Barnlike in the morning.
It smells like.... Victory.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37466741
They spoil and pamper you but it isn't stated that they go for full blown "mommy/baby" play.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37466674
I love bigamy!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

There's something off about the new substitute teacher.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37466891
yeah, she's got something too long to be a ruler but too short to be a yardstick. what nefarious measurements has she been taking?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Seen this question a few times and wanted to give you an answer but didn't really know what to put, but I decided to do it now.
>>I am asking once again (again (again)): Tell me about your mamano wife!
>What's her personality?
Extremely horny, but thats not really a suprise. Shes very touchy and cuddly, always having at least (at the very least, its usually a full cuddle or just straight into fucking) a hand on me. She views me with respect, although you wouldn't be able to tell given how she treats me.
Shes smart, but rash, acting on pure impulse most of the time. You wouldn't assume shes as well read and learned as she is, specifically in magic.

Theres a hint of playful sadism in there, usually manifesting as teasing but sometimes going into actual sexual sadism, truly testing just how much a man can cum before his breaks. After shes finished, shes slightly more gentle, giving plenty recovery time, but once im better, thats it. I'm starting to get used to random shocks from her while im cooking or baking for her, followed by an evil giggle.

'Hedonist' would be a good way of describing her.

>What does she look like?
Shes a Raiju, so she got the long, fluffy blue hair with silver highlights down to just below her ass, and 2 floppy ears at the top of her head. Shes 6'10”, over half a foot taller than me, which she likes to make known by cuddling me into her breasts at every opportunity. She usually wears an open grey robe with blue lightning patterns on it, leaving basically everything exposed. Sort of necessary though, given what she does when I'm not within fucking distance. The only times she ever wears something different is when we have visitors or when she wants to tie me to herself. Shes lightly muscled, with visible abs. Shes light (although definitely heavier than me because of her height and muscle), with a slight frame padded with a very curvy figure. She could potentially be called a cow, but I wouldn't say it to her face. If she wanted to, she could work as one.

>What does she smell like?
Often like mangos. She likes those. She smells like ocean breeze most of the time.

>What does she do for a living?
Sells her various inventions and writes papers on magical discoveries. She only actually works for about 2 hours a week, but she can write far quicker than my brain can even read.

>What are her hobbies?
When she isn't fingering herself or fucking me into the floor/mattress/bed/wall/ceiling/sand/water, shes usually working with magic. She studied under both a dark mage, a lich and a lilim for several years, so she has a very high understanding of magic. She has created several magical items, my personal favorite being a 'Draining Mantel', a cape that is prehensile and capeable of restraining people similar to a vampire's. Naturally, working with magic requires a lot of mana, so her hobbies have slowly become my own.

>Does she have many friends, or does she mostly keep to herself? Etc.
Many, almost all of them being either demon realm aristocrats who once took interest in her research and ended up getting along with her. The remaining few are classmates from her old schools. She 'shows me off' to them sometimes. When she doesn't thats about the only time away from her I get, not that thats a bad thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37466908
oh fuck this was waaaay longer than i thought
sorry for clogging up the thread with my bullshit

[Anonymous No.]

Hora hora

[Anonymous No.]

>>37466891
yea, that outfit is not up to code
she needs to go home and change into an appropriate outfit

[Anonymous No.]

>>37465844
I'm more into hordes than harems

[Anonymous No.]

>>37466925
But that's what all the teachers at the school wear!

[Anonymous No.]

>>37466846
Unless you really want to or like it?

Especially for men or boys who have severe mommy issues, abusive households or broken families and just plain bad childhoods?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37466949
i'm not sure why you would consider that the default but ok

[Anonymous No.]

>>37466949
>Unless you really want to or like it?
That's a given.
It would just not be a default behavior for most.

[Anonymous No.]

Big, meaty girls megamorphosis-ing themselves!

[Anonymous No.]

>>37467013
to be bigger and meatier? to be smaller? to be more monsterous yet powerful and effective at mating with their husband?
you propose so many questions

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Repent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37465844
If me, a waifu, a daughteru and a family sex friend counts as a harem then I’m all for them.

[Anonymous No.]

Impregnate onis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37466908
I enjoy reading this anon, it’s nice!

[Anonymous No.]

>>37465844
I don't know if I'm capable of loving more than one.

I don't even know if I'm capable of loving one.

[Anonymous No.]

Are there any monster girls you can't trust?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>37467013
>big girl wants to be bigger for anon
>megamorphosis was not meant for big meaty girls so it has the opposite effect
>the now tiny and slim girl must hurry and change back before anon finds out

[Anonymous No.]

>>37466946
Do you think you could cheat your way through a course if the mamono professor fell for you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37467121
no they'll work you to the bone even more
can't be having a dumb husband after all

[Anonymous No.]

I want my wives to also be married to each other.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37467133
On second thought I don't think this relationship is working out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37467105
i don't get what's going on her with neck piece but she really ought to be wearing more layers for the weather.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37467164
>telling your teacher that you don't like her anymore
>telling her you rather be a dumb dumb instead of loving her
anon...

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>37467201
Anon is filled with regret.

[Anonymous No.]

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, be sure to go to bed at a decent time.
The weresheep and nightmares get mad if you don't

[Anonymous No.]

>>37467201
I've got enough courses as is. If this Lich wants to make things harder for me then I'll pass that class like I do every course I take, but we're done.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37467233
Sleep...

[Anonymous No.]

>>37467279
do you want a yan lich anon? because that's how you get a yan lich

[Anonymous No.]

>>37467233
>"Why isn't he asleep yet?"
>"He keeps posting on 4mons and drinking those terrible energy drinks!"
>"Damn it Anon, go to sleep!"
>Stupid sexy Anon..."
I like to think by staying up late, I'm bullying those dorky nightmares

[Anonymous No.]

>>37467288
I want to sleep with the sheepgirl

[Anonymous No.]

>>37467305
Liches can be yan? How would that even work?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37467305
She needs to accept the consequences of her actions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37467288
i kind of want to get comfortably choked out by a weresheep

[Anonymous No.]

>>37466908
I'm the anon who usually asks that question, and like the other anon said this was a fun read. No need to feel ashamed or apologetic either. Think most folks can agree that watching anons gush over their wives is kinda cute.

Anyway, am glad you elected to open up and answer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37467324
i still like the idea of dreamcatchers snaring nightmares and leading to odd bondage dreams

[Anonymous No.]

>>37467121
No, but she can overlook your lack of qualifications when she gives you an "internship".
Lich is used to dealing with zombies it will be fine. But you gotta be an obedient errand boy/test subject.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37467332
>can't get you out of her mind
>thinking of you stirs feelings she hasn't felt in centuries
>just the thought of you with another woman is enough to make her cold blood boil
>there must be an explanation
>kidnaps you, chains you up in her lab
>spends all day experimenting with you to figure out how you drive her crazy

[Anonymous No.]

>>37467338
>She needs to accept the consequences of her actions
>says the anon thats not going to accept the consequences of HIS actions
sorry anon, you could of had a cute romance, now all that awaits you is yan rape

[Anonymous No.]

>>37467384
Jokes on her, that just gives me blackmail material to take to the institution if she doesn't give me what I wanted anyways.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37467366
>wake up to another beautiful morning
>find your CC nightmare neighbor tied up in your dream catcher
>again
>she always looks away: like if she can't see you, you can't see her
>get her down like always and make breakfast for you both
>she stutters a thank you and quickly leaves after eating
>just another beautiful day

[Anonymous No.]

>>37467391
>monster-run institution sides with her
Y'know maybe you just don't have the neurons for higher education.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37467401
Teacher-student relationships should be discouraged to prevent nepotism.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37467409
Unfortunately you're not in charge, and any mamono institution will see them as healthy and natural.
They have also been proven to significantly improve professor productivity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37467409
They should be encouraged to promote natalism.
It's a good thing the administrators understand this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37465505
It's a shrimp girl from magical cunny show

[Anonymous No.]

>>37467288
>>37467327
Weresheep are the best bedmates. Prove me wrong, you can't.

[Anonymous No.]

>SMT5 shows SMT3 MC having a pixie as his canon waifu, traveling with her around the world and stuff
>SMT5 MC also has some small fairy waifu companion
I wonder who could be behind this fairy propaganda

[Anonymous No.]

>>37467507
pixie was always Demi-Fiend's canon waifu. IMAGINE was the only time he showed up as a superboss without Pixie, and I think that was just an illusion of his specifically.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37467507
It's the perfect juxtaposition.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37467209

[Anonymous No.]

>>37467209
>>37467556
Why are birds like this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37467706
They evolved from dinosaurs, so...

[Anonymous No.]

Is it possible to found no love ? Did it already happen to an anon to be ignore romantically by every monsters. If yes, why and how to prevent it ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37467776
no

[Anonymous No.]

>>37464373
Slimes are not dumb!
Slimes are cute!
Slimes are smart!
Slimes are for awkwardly trying to wear clothing!
Slimes are for sleeping in!
Slimes are for full-body hug!
Slimes are for monsterizing!
Slimes are for wife!
I want manga that focuses on slimes!

[Anonymous No.]

>>37467909
Slimes are stronk!
Slime will protect you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>37467915
Slimes can be BIG!

[Anonymous No.]

>>37467909
>>37467915
>>37467922
Sounds like goop poured on the keyboard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37467922
Slimes can be smal!

[Anonymous No.]

>>37467954
Slimes are actually very good at using the computer, they can have many fingers!

[Anonymous No.]

>>37468079
Slimes are ideal OLs!

[Anonymous No.]

>>37467209
>>37467556
A very possessive bird.

[Anonymous No.]

What would a Kobold have to be capable of to qualify as a heckin good pupper?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37468457
Power is all that matters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37467209
>>37467556
Just looked it up and there's more, the bird was raised by hand in a zoo in the 80s before people realized that was a bad idea, she's part of an endangered crane species so it's really important for her to mate, because of that the guy realized if he reciprocated he could artificially inseminate her, they've had 5 kids so far which were raised by other cranes, even when there's no donor he still goes through the motions usually 5 times a week sometimes several times a day, and finally this species of crane live to be 60, a the time of the article the crane was 36 and the guy 42 he has accepted that he's basically married and can't retire any time soon.

[Anonymous No.]

I want a dragon that's gone full mere lizard while still convincing herself she's a proud and noble dragon. And me using her like a sextoy is just her honoring dragon tradition.
I also want to hug said dragon to make her blush since that's not part of the "tradition".

[Anonymous No.]

In the event that you get isekai'd, have you considered the possibility that they might speak a completely new and different language and you won't understand it automatically? Do you have any plans if that were to happen?

[Anonymous No.]

Which monster girl would you call a cinnamon roll?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37465844
>Whats your stance on harems, Anon?
Not interested

[Anonymous No.]

>>37469339
Try to meet an automaton that could learn your language infinetly faster than you can learn hers and go from there or
>mindflayer

[Anonymous No.]

Shog loaf!

[Anonymous No.]

>>37469163
the cranefucker

[Anonymous No.]

>>37469970
It's a living.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37465844
Ideally I want to be monogamous but I like a lot of monster girl species, thus if I just happen to be one of those rare guys that are harem compatible I wouldn't complain.

[Anonymous No.]

So how long will it take till we get a "Magical Girl" Mamono, which is the Light-aligned version of the Dark Mage?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37469880
Chaika?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37469163
>You WILL marry the crane harpy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37471646
I hate to say it, but likely never, since practically all sexually active mgs are all about "corruption" and "darkness"

[Anonymous No.]

>>37471646
Posting random human girls and talking about light is thinly veiled /tg/ posting no matter how much you call them a dark mage

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>37473079

[Anonymous No.]

>>37469163
He made it. There's hope for us, bros

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

be wary of the monster nuns, their sin cleansing is actually sex! And they'll drain you dry, not even a drop of the supposed white sin you carry in your body!

[Anonymous No.]

>>37473559
i want to nibble on elf ears right now, also want a elven oneechan too

[Anonymous No.]

dark elves? More like dork elves!

[Anonymous No.]

>>37473959
wanna say that again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37473978
DORK elves!

[Anonymous No.]

>>37474016
>>37474016
I don't see a damn dork, I see a sexy milf that needs some serious loving

[Anonymous No.]

>>37474035
Mmmm, elves...

[Anonymous No.]

>>37474147
why do they make my pp hard?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>Lilim
>Alp
>Kejourou
>Banshee
>Akaname
>Demon
>Amazoness
>Alraune
>Apophis
>Arch Imp
>Black Harpy
>Nereid
>Bogie


I could keep going, but why do so many non-elven Mamano have elven ears?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>37474373
simple, it sexy

[Anonymous No.]

>>37474373
If I had to take a guess, it increases the exotic factor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37469339
>plans
Just stand there with my dick hanging out.
Universal language.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37469339
just draw food, water and a family

[Anonymous No.]

>>37469339
pretend to be mute and see where that goes

[Anonymous No.]

>>37474373
Aren't those just basic succubus ears?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37469339
go to milfiest and momsterest monster, hug her, then give her puppy eyes

[Anonymous No.]

>>37474599
What's the supposed difference?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37469339
fetal postion, cry, and wait for a bogey to come and get me

[Anonymous No.]

>>37469339
I doubt it would be much different from learning Japanense and I didn't have much trouble with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37449928

[Anonymous No.]

>>37474953
fuck, I can already can hear calling me boya and ara-araing at me. and that purple lipstick is driving me mad

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>37474373
honestly,, theyre probably just easy to draw

[Anonymous No.]

>>37475178
Yeah, they are easier to draw

[Anonymous No.]

>>37474548
Draw a BIG family, with lots and lots of kids. That'll get their attention.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37469339
if i was with a flayer, would it matter?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37475248
>implying I wouldn't draw that

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>37475410
patas de una vieja

[Anonymous No.]

Sweaty rubber slut.

[Anonymous No.]

https://drb960u7vv58y.cloudfront.net/crop/300027/1200/627/image.jpg
https://metro.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/pri_37808635.jpg
Now what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37475432
>taco speak
This is an AMERICAN thread goddammit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37475432
You have been targeted by a Lescatie Humility Squadron for spreading anti-monster propaganda.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37475150
>>37475410
Why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37475520
y? que va hacer?
>>37475527
anti monster? no no no, nada mas digo la verdad

[Anonymous No.]

I love white girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37475658
I love black girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37475527
and what they gonna do about it? I only speak the truth! I cannot lie, I must inform all people of the fact that druella is old!

[Anonymous No.]

>>37475681
i love blue girls

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJq96xw9Yh4
Come to Monster Girl City, where this is considered classy flirting.

[Anonymous No.]

What body type do you prefer with your mamano?

Short and flat?
Tall and thicc?
Athletic/toned?
Short and thicc?
Tall and flat?
Something else?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37466908
i kind of want to write a story including her now
would anyone want that?

[Anonymous No.]

My carnal lust towards lust for chocolate skin monster girls has no bounds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37475725
very tall and thicc with some pudge
>>37475745
my brother

[Anonymous No.]

>>37475695
I love BIG girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>37475725
tall and thicc, but not like fat thicc and not too muscular
big tiddy, wide hips, big ass, thick thighs
manticore shaped

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>37475683
We all know it's true but you're not supposed to say it out loud, anon. You know what happens when she hears that- bedroom, crying, ice cream, the whole routine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37475725
Buff

[Anonymous No.]

>>37475773
I LOVE THICC GIRLS!

[Anonymous No.]

>>37475725
I like short-stacks but I'm also a leg man so typically my preference is a girl slightly below average height with long legs and an hourglass figure. She ends up more proportional than a traditional short-stack but as long as she still has to stand on her toes to kiss me I'm happy. Child-bearing hips are mandatory.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37475783
>she gets thiccer
perfect:)

[Anonymous No.]

>>37475727
Are you the Raijufag who posted that or a different anon? I'm interested either way. Have any ideas?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37475766
Chocolate monster girls are my biggest weakness and I would be hopeless against them.

>>37475725
>Tall as me
>Not too tone or thick
>hourglass
>solf
>Chocolate

[Anonymous No.]

>>37475725
I WANT A STRONGFAT 6FT+ POWERLIFTING MEAT-LOVING MONSTER GF WITH A STURDY FOUNDATION AND CUTE PINCHABLE CHUB OVER SOLID MUSCLES AND A KIND BEAUTIFUL HEART

[Anonymous No.]

>>37475725
>like a metre taller than me
>strongfat, very thick
>wide hips
>minotaur

[Anonymous No.]

>>37475848
i the raijufag that posted that, yes
I was thinking it could just be about him in the kitchen alone, then she just suddenly shows up to scare him and shock him
maybe a lil bit of fucking
and while ive been told that i can write good sex scenes, mainly from a message from a guy i got a few months ago saying 'busted a fat one to this, thanks bro', but im still not 100% on my ability. either way, since theres interest, ill try

[Anonymous No.]

>>37475890
especially when they are like this

[Anonymous No.]

>>37475921
also, since a guy nutted to something i made/wrote, does that mean i technically gave him a handjob? does that mean im gay? am i going to alp soon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37475725
huge but soft

[Anonymous No.]

>>37475930
yes, u gay

[Anonymous No.]

>>37475725
just this body shape

[Anonymous No.]

>>37475957
Fuck. Well, if im going to alp, someone hmu if u interested ;))))

[Anonymous No.]

>>37475974
shit taste on several levels

[Anonymous No.]

>>37475929
MGs like that wouldn't be safe around me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37475976
There's a resident Alpfag so just wait.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37475980
>>37475980
ogey

[Anonymous No.]

>>37475725
Depends on personality. The less smug she gets, taller and bustier she is allowed to be.
Being athletic overrides this. She can be smug and busty if she's a tan, fit, tomboy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37475949
How many half-dragons you want to make, senpai?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37475725
gimme mommy ran

[Anonymous No.]

I wanna monster-only imageboard where humanfags and /vt/trash will get permaban.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37476076
Tiny feet lmao.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37476053
all of them

[Anonymous No.]

Best way to bully horses? All I've come up with is taping stuff to her horse half where she can't reach it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37476076
/v/ is fine as long as it's monster girl focused and strictly monster girl focused, draphs are always a welcome sight. Humanfags need to get out though

[Iron Beast No.]

New battle mansion short

https://archiveofourown.org/works/30237945/chapters/88144912
Anyone who knows the character it was based on gets a cookie
Enjoy

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>37476391
Is it Neptuneman?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37475725
Short, flat, athletic and thick in one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37476391
Nie one, Beast

[Anonymous No.]

>>37476575
you forgot gravid

[Anonymous No.]

>>37476085
I know, that's why I prefer Trolls

[Anonymous No.]

>>37476762
I want to get my head patted by a troll

[Anonymous No.]

i like lilims

[Anonymous No.]

>>37476910
I love lims

[Anonymous No.]

>>37476910
I'm indifferent about lilims

[Anonymous No.]

>>37474953
LOOK AT THOSE EARS

[Anonymous No.]

care for some tea, anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37476910
I want to give a lilim some blue ovaries.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37476738
This, this is a very important factor for loli monster girls that go on adventures.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37469339
thanks ms haku

[Anonymous No.]

>>37475725
Need hips. This is not negotiable.
Outside of that, almost anything goes. I'm happy with lolis all the way to YUGE girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37475725
Depends on the species and attitudes.
There are a TON of combos I love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37469339
It’s okay because I find a Greenworm since I speak fluent ‘Mwee’ she can help me out!

[Anonymous No.]

>>37477185
Could Ms. Haku help me get a college degree? I dropped out of high school at 15.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37477209
i share a special appreciation for egg-laying hips

[Anonymous No.]

>>37476910
I prefer Alps over Lilims

[Anonymous No.]

how can you even tell the difference between a succubus and an alp?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37477432
You need to feel the difference in their mana.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37477432
Alps have had more practice at giving BJs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37477432
If you have an innate desire to bully it then it's an alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37476154
>How to bully?
Eat the Hosspussy, then go take a break instead moving straight into pounding the Hosspussy.
Simple.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37475725
Kinda surprised that no one likes petite/short bodies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37476154
Hobbling, though she might like that

[Anonymous No.]

>>37474214
Because they're best girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>37477432
Point out assets, see if she is bothered about it

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>37476391
He lives!

[Anonymous No.]

>>37476910
I worship lilims.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37477619
it's among things i like but it's hard to settle on any one type.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37477619
i dont really like short unless its a redcap

[Anonymous No.]

>>37477619
I want monster girls to be way bigger than me, that also spoil and pamper me

[Anonymous No.]

>>37477619
I do, little girls of various exotic colors are the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37475725
One of two body types:

>A head or two shorter than me
>Thin
>Breasts, hips, and ass gently curved, as if to look perpetually in early-mid puberty

OR

>Around the same height as me
>Lean; not as thin as above, but still rather thin
>Moderate breasts - no larger than DD - and slightly wide hips

[Anonymous No.]

>>37475725
I like

>Shortstacks
>Hourglass
>Big with muscles and even bigger boobs

[Anonymous No.]

>>37477884
i'm fairly pedestrian but my favorite blue is demon, alabaster is tsurara, brown is anubis and purple is apophis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37478192
Favorite blue is devil, favorite green is sylph, favorite pale is living armor, favorite brown is khepri, and favorite purple is flayer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37478192
I have almost the same tastes, except tsurara is a close second to wight in the pale category.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37476154
Bully the Hoss
>Be Anon
>its Anons birthday
>surprise present [pic related]
>Anon can do whatever Master wants
>put it on and lead her out into the yard
>mount her, no not that way, get on her back
>short gallops up and down the yard, turns, circle-work
>normally she can do this by her own decisions, this time MasterAnon is using the reins to be in charge
>Anon can smell her sweat from the exercise, and her scent from the arousal of Anon being in command
>lead her back into the bedroom
>tie her wrists to the bedframe with the reins
>circle back behind, lift her tail
>caress her, finger her, long slow licks...
>until there's no more 'noble centaur' and she's begging for AnonMaster's cock
>back around, standing on the bed
>Anons cock at face height, caressing her ears
>take hold of the reins at her cheeks and bury it ballsdeep
>hardfacefuck her until she's choking on Anons first load
>let her catch her breath while she licks up all the saltiness
>then when she begs, instead facefuck her again
>and a third time until Anon is collapsing
>climb down, get into bed
>goodnight
>leave her tied, its ok cents can sleep standing up but shes too frustrated to sleep
>
>fuck her with Anons morning wood before untying her hands to go get breakfast

And tomorrow is Bestgirls birthday, 28 November, so next thread is Hossday thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37475725
I got a few tastes:
-Tall, slender, delicious legs, long flowing hair, modest breasts
-Shortstack, ample to large breasts, cute face
-Fit/toned body, short hair, killer legs

Guaranteed turn-ons are nice legs and hips with just the right amount of curve and swivel. I tend to lean towards bigger busts, but flat/petit is good depending on the surrounding physique. Still need some convincing in regards to the appeal of asses, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37478228
>living armor
is her ghost small or is the armor slender too?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37478247
very competitive between wight, vampire, automata and tsurara.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37476154
>bully horse
When caressing her forehead - either during blowjob or titfuck, or even just sitting on the sofa with her head in your lap watching tv
Rub her temples and ask:
"So, would you also grow two horns if I was to fuck your cute little sister?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>37478276
The ghost is small. If the armor is fit to me, then it's slender, otherwise, she's got a full mech suit for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37478248
You should not bully horses on the day before her birthday, tomorrow you are the one who is not allowed to say no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37478307
>W-what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37478423
It could even be better with a sleep horse.
>So would you grow those horns even if you gave me a wet dream about her, or would I have to do it in person?

[Anonymous No.]

Don't be fooled by their appearance. Jubjubs are highly dangerous predators.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37478490
I am more scared of getting pounced on by a jabberwock, they would snap me in half!

[Anonymous No.]

>>37478490
What are you talking about?
Pink monsters are all rape machines.

[Anonymous No.]

Is Wikifag okay?

There haven't been any updates to this month's new pictures gallery

[Anonymous No.]

>>37478501
I'm more susceptible to the wiles of the dormouse. How can you NOT just finger her in her sleep, while sipping the tea flavored by her sweat and pussy juice?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37478522
uhh, by not doing it duhh! Also walkinhg right into chesh ass is another dangerous fate that can await you

[Anonymous No.]

>>37478520
He's probably been busy with the wiki migration and stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37478510
Uh oh.
>>37478520
I think he was more focused on moving the wiki.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37478490
I like those inescapable tracker types. Nureonago and jubjub are top tier pursuers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37478543
A new wiki is being made?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37478542
Walking right into a nice, round cheshire rear "stuck" in a wall is pretty tempting, but it's at least somewhat resistible. Just hearing her cute little sleeping moans, her body unconsciously positioning itself for me in her slumber, the gentle heave of her tiny chest in her loose pajamas...

[Anonymous No.]

>>37478558
https://monstergirlencyclopedia.miraheze.org/wiki/Main_Page

[Anonymous No.]

>>37478554
Don't forget dullahans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37478299
Come to think of it, does a loli Tsurara-Onna or Ice Queen count as little pale or blue girls are the best, because they're kind of on the border.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37478554
>no cupid bounty hunter trailing me
sad days.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37475500
Do not upskirt the owl!

[Anonymous No.]

>>37475773
>Ma'am, I just want to enter Minos to trade, I'm selling cow grass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37478723
>dismayed hooting

[Anonymous No.]

>>37478723
the owlmage wears spats so there's nothing lewd about it

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>37478723

[Anonymous No.]

>>37478554
Fairly sure every monster girl is a very skilled pursuer when they want to be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37478723
I want to upskirt cute devils, witches, familiars, and succs who wear tights and/or pantyhose and nopan under their schoolgirl uniforms!

[Anonymous No.]

>>37478882
well yeah, no force is more capable than a sufficiently motivated monster.
there can still be some particularly well suited for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37478892
All kinds of embarassing, girly panties will be exposed to the world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37478897
But what happens when there is a very dense, uninterested and powerful anon?
What happens when and unstoppable force meets an imovable object?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37478919
KABOOM

[Anonymous No.]

>>37478919
in the event of a tie the monster wins. it's in the rulebook somewhere

[Anonymous No.]

>>37478910
Now I want to do a surprise upskirt panty inspection on every girl in the encyclopedia and see what some of the strange ones are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37478910
But I specifically said nopan! I want these cute, fiendish schoolgirls to have nothing on under their leggings, and make it very clear to me, despite "protests" against me seeing! Then I want them all to pursue me with the tenacity of a Cupid!

[Anonymous No.]

>>37478945
NERD BUTT
NERD BUTT

[Anonymous No.]

>>37478971

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>37479038
I give her a wedgie and tell her to do my homework

[Anonymous No.]

>>37479038
i cunt red tho!

[Anonymous No.]

>>37479038
I'd eagerly agree, and ask her if she doesn't mind if we read it while she's cuddled up on my lap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37469339
Well, fucking learn a new language, I guess
and hope the people I meet have a lot of patience

[Anonymous No.]

>>37473417
N O P A N

[Anonymous No.]

>>37469339
>Do you have any plans if that were to happen?
ME GRUG
BANG STICK ON ROCK

[Anonymous No.]

>>37469339
Succubi inherently read desire. I like Runya's Sabbath. There's a good chance the first Succ I see will point a cute, petite Succ to lead me to Runya's Sabbath, where I'll have a comfy time learning Lescatese and getting rewarded with cunny and tea.

[Anonymous No.]

The fox has come to collect

[Anonymous No.]

>>37479135
i don't remeber making any deals with no damn foxes, unless my pa went gambling agian

[Anonymous No.]

>>37479135

[Anonymous No.]

>>37479135
I only make deals with Tanukis and bad ones at that. Especially if they're drunk.

[Anonymous No.]

how would someone defeat or disable a slime? i know they're not usually not the fighting types in the first place, but i'm hard pressed to think of how they could actually be defeated short of being injected with some chemical

[Anonymous No.]

>>37479135
The only fox I'd make a deal with is a short, slender, nubile Kitsune-tsuki.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37479202
Pit fall with lid

[Anonymous No.]

>>37479202
Ice magic. Before leaving the safety of your starting town, invest in learning basic ice magic, or the summoning spell of a Glacies.

[Anonymous No.]

Hors on horse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37479195
>tfw ywn have a tanking auntser constantly making passes at you and joking about “how much for a night”

[Anonymous No.]

>>37479142
>unless my pa went gambling agian
Well, gambling away your son's virginity is definitely a fun way to finally get grandchildren

[Anonymous No.]

>>37475725
I like lithe girls but I do expect SOME kind of curvature to present, but most of the stuff I see described as "thicc" is repulsive to me
Tall and short are both good in different ways
Good proportions and shape is more important to me than size, overall

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>37479228
>tfw he bet it off to the oldest kitsune there on a literal coin toss

[Anonymous No.]

>>37476910
tied up and gagged in my bed, squirming and moaning enticingly every time I glance over

[Anonymous No.]

>>37479217
HEAVY cavalry.

[Anonymous No.]

I've nearly finished the lil story about a raiju I was writing. How should I post it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37479135
Oh, my rent? Here ya go!

[Anonymous No.]

>>37479281
Got archive of our own? (ao3)

[Anonymous No.]

>>37479281
AO3

[Anonymous No.]

>>37479293
I do indeed, but I've never used it. First time comes today i guess

[Anonymous No.]

>>37479228
Would it be bad if I as, a father would do this after my son turned 21 and was still a damn virgin that hasn’t hugged or kissed a girl yet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37479277
anon, that's rude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37479322
He'll be thanking you a week later

[Anonymous No.]

>>37479135
I already have a waifu so go away, and your fur smells like piss.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37479228
uhh, now I have to be some old fox's cute boytoy, oh woe is me, who may ever deliever me from this Cruellly hot fate?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37479135
Her collection is in vain, as I can hide in my mino's arms, safe from the nasty foxes

[Anonymous No.]

>>37479202
you could probably outrun most of them. not postiive about red slimes

[Anonymous No.]

>>37479202
Just use magic

[Anonymous No.]

Please stop bullying me I never hurt anybody

[Anonymous No.]

>page 10
FINALLY. Gosh I thought we'd be in a new thread hours ago.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37479552
is there a marked difference between threads?

[Anonymous No.]

>I am once again demanding that you get the thread to 1000 replies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37479552
Why the fuck do you want a new thread?

[Anonymous No.]

can you make cheese out of holst milk? this is important

[Anonymous No.]

>>37479590
¿y si no? ¿que pasa?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37479539
>I never hurt anybody
here's your problem, those fine young ladies want you to snap and hatefuck them in girls toilet

[Anonymous No.]

>>37479552
It's a good thing to have a long thread, dotspammers seem to have stopped.
>>37479573
Not really, only if you think the OP at the time is shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37479606
yep, its the reason we have mouse cows running around

[Anonymous No.]

>>37479573
>>37479605
Maybe he wants to post OC and don't want it to be gone and undiscussed in a few minutes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37479628
how did this one get so much to eat?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>37479628
Great, thanks. Needed this info for my story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37479641
>what angels are only allowed to sclhick off to in Heaven

[Anonymous No.]

>>37479573
No.

>>37479605
Basically >>37479635

[Anonymous No.]

>>37479640
anon never locks his cheese fridge, which means he has very thicc mice hiding in his barn

[Anonymous No.]

>>37479552
Oh look, back to page 9.
>>37479635
>>37479674
Threads normally stay on page 10 for hours, no need to hold it in unless it's right on the edge.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37479635
a very valid reason, if my stories done before the new thread I probably won't post it till then

[Anonymous No.]

>>37479686
>cheese fridge
hes doing this on purpose. No sane man has a cheese fridge. He wants thicc rats, and power to him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37479693
i wonder, are those cheshires still laughing now that the clown dropped?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37479722
>he doesn't have a cheese fridge
>he doesn't have on demand holst cheese for snacks and parties
I assume farmer anon has a couple of holsts so he has a lot of milk on his hands, which could mean a lot of cheese
where else would he put it all?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37479759
Cheshire is still better.

[Anonymous No.]

Pixiv marked a greenworm image, that was pretty much how she looks in the encyclopedia as +18.
However it didn't mark the newest jubjub and demon pics that are just like the profile pic as adult content.
This means greenworms are more lewd and sexy than demons or jubs, because the algorithm specializing in detecting lewds thinks so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37479778
barrels? let it age

[Anonymous No.]

>>37479787
based, i love the clown but you cant beat cheshires

[Anonymous No.]

>>37479778
>on demand holst cheese for snacks and parties
>ever since anon moved to town, all the woman have been getting thiccer
>clothes that don't fit, panties or bras that snap, and in some cases major lactation
>no one knows what is happening
>even the local sabbath branch is not immune to this rampaging thiccness
>meanwhile anon is getting ready for another party by preparing his holst cheese platter
>he sure does love cheese

[Anonymous No.]

>>37479759
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37479826
What the hell, western MGE art that's not trash?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37479826
I'm normally not even into large breasts, but Cheshires manage to pull those off, too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37479843
jesus this is sad
poor cheshire was covering her sadness with jokes this whole time and NEEDS a hug

[Anonymous No.]

>>37479843
Clowns made them realize they are the cringe

[Anonymous No.]

>>37478574
Okay, hear me out here
Cheshire but her dad was born to a dormouse.
Thus giving you a narcoleptic Cheshire

[Anonymous No.]

>>37479887
>falls asleep ass up
>every single time
>WITHOUT FAIL

[Anonymous No.]

>>37479859
For so long clowns were considered unfunny, and now Bogie is on top. How times change.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37479898
>roll her over to a more comfortable position
>want to be a good friend after all
>turn around to get her a blanket
>turn back and she's ass up again, this time with no panties
think my sleepy chesh is broken

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>>37479887
>come home from work
>see your wife on the floor
>she fell asleep midway through preparing a prank on you
>pick her u and carry her to bed
>cover her and kiss her on the forehead
>she giggles in her sleep

[Anonymous No.]

>>37479914
Even in their sleep they can't help themselves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37479826
Wait, cheshires are actually hot?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37479914
>she even teleports onto your face asleep
>And she is a big chesh, so you are stuck with her fat ass on your face
>And rubs her pussy on your face in her sleep until she cums

[Anonymous No.]

>>37479887
I wouldn't be able to even consider resisting her, and she'd know from the moment I set foot in Wonderland.

[Anonymous No.]

Last for hot tiger girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37479961
>tiger
>no meaty paws
Anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37479939
>find her in her rare awake moments
>complain to her how difficult it is to do anything when she teleports on your face and-
>mid rant she falls asleep
>sigh and go to pick her up for bed when you hear
>*poof*
>you fall to the ground with cat ass on your face
>again
>god damn it cheshire

[Anonymous No.]

>>37479924
>she likes to hug you for just long enough that you think she's fallen asleep on you, as a joke
>except half the time she actually does

[Anonymous No.]

>>37479969
Fine, better?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37480005
better

[Anonymous No.]

>>37476391
Tizoc

[Anonymous No.]

>>37479939
>she teleports onto your face asleep
>nice and petite
>gently grinds your face until she cums, giving a little yawn-moan hybrid
>even though she's not a horse, manages to wink her pussy at you
>use your sleepy little living onahole
>she wakes up part of the way through, only to stretch and yawn while you're sliding her up and down your cock
>she wraps her thighs around your hips and bounces on you to help you finish
>only to fall back asleep, cuddled up to you, shortly after you cum

[Anonymous No.]

What mg is most likely to be a crybaby? Besides banshees ofc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37480191
Bunyips are canonically wimps of the highest order.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37480191
See >>37479843

[Anonymous No.]

>>37480191
lilims

[Anonymous No.]

>>37480191
Wurms, definitely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37480201
I'm surprised Bunyips are so unpopular. Seem like they combine the best aspects of lamia with the best aspects of foxes/dogs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37480284
Realistically they would be the comfiest monster. Just wrap you up in fluff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37480315
Devils are canonically the comfiest monsters. They use the incalculable knowledge gained over uncountable eons to carefully plan out a perfectly comfy life around you, using a mixture of magic and stealth to make it seem naturally occurring, all for the purpose of making you lose yourself in love and lust.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37480344
>x monster is best at something because... MANA and MAGIC and I AIN'T GOTTA EXPLAIN SHIT!
These explanations are always so unsatisfying. For me, it'd still be Bunyips.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37480365
It's literally a magic setting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37480284
I love them and I like snakes mostly because of the cuddles but I dont like the shyness
its cute, but not wife cute, more platonically cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>37480365
But I did explain - it's not simply that she magics your life into being comfy, it's that she uses her magic to assist her in making your life maximum comfy. She keeps the temperature just right - just cold enough that you could wrap up in a blanket with her. She figures out your favorite flavors of food, and uses her magic to acquire just the right ingredients to make it for you. She knows exactly what blend of lewd and clean you like things to be in your day-to-day life, and with the help of her magic, keeps you entertained.
Her magic isn't the solution, it's the means by which she reaches her solution. If your ability to perceive that stops at simply the use of magic, I'm afraid I can't help you, but I've already been seduced by the cutest and sexiest and comfiest species of mamono.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37480369
Still. There are observable and tangle reasons for why bunyips are the most comfy girls. They're covered in soft, warm fur and can wrap themselves around their husband. Meanwhile, with devils it's just... COMFY MAGIC AND COMFY MANA.

Also technically isn't the "comfiest" monster just whoever your wife is?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37480394
>She keeps the temperature just right - just cold enough that you could wrap up in a blanket with her.
>She figures out your favorite flavors of food, and acquires just the right ingredients to make it for you.
>She knows exactly what blend of lewd and clean you like things to be in your day-to-day life and keeps you entertained.
Any mamano can do these things. You don't need magic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37480411
She uses magic to eliminate the factor of time. She can adjust things at a moments notice. People aren't static and unchanging. That's where her perception and magical ability come in - she can react just as quickly as things change.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37480427
Why can't she stop herself from becoming an old hag then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37480473
most devils are lolis, if I remember

[Anonymous No.]

>>37480473
>implying she can't

[Anonymous No.]

>>37480427
Any mamano can learn magic.

[Anonymous No.]

>image limit reached
https://youtu.be/FSWiMoO8zNE

[Anonymous No.]

>>37480510
If any mamano can learn magic then any mamano can do those things and I'm still correct.

[Anonymous No.]

>37480519
https://files.catbox.moe/yv80ff.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>37480510
No they can't

[Anonymous No.]

>>37480575
Most of them can. Some of them are too stupid, yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37480473
Did you just get off the boat yesterday?
Stopping physical aging is like the first thing that the Sabbath does. Not even getting into naturally-loli species.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37480604
No mg is too stupid! There are wurm wizards! And zombie sorcerers!

[Anonymous No.]

>>37480626
>zombie sorcerers!
Yeah, we call those Liches.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37480626
>wurm wizards just cast spells on accident and often cast megamorphis spell on sabbath lolis on accident

[Anonymous No.]

>>37480644
Shoehorn a little harder why don't you

[Anonymous No.]

>>37480644
Nature is healing

[Anonymous No.]

>>37480623
Gross. No one wants lolis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37480664
I don't think I've ever seen a more incorrect statement in these threads, and that's despite having occasional /tg/ rejects.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37480664
I've often been called "no one".

[Anonymous No.]

>>37480664
I have never seen negative iq before

[Anonymous No.]

>>37480678
>>37480681
>>37480693
See >>37475725

No one said loli. There's your proof.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37480664
I wish

[Anonymous No.]

>>37480701
I'm one of those responses, "loli" isn't very specific.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37480741
You know exactly what "loli" is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37480752
I love loli, there, ya happy?
They fit perfectly into what I like, but my tastes aren't restricted to that specific style alone. I understand that this is difficult for you to comprehend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37480786
You "love" it but it's not your preference. Interesting.

Like I said, given the chance, no one would make a boring loli their first choice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37480820
As I said, I understand that this is difficult for you to comprehend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37480835
As I said, loli isn't anyone's first choice.

[Anonymous No.]

no images makes the anons ornery, they can't look at cuddly monsters to calm them down

[Anonymous No.]

>>37480835
>>37480845
you may now kiss

[Anonymous No.]

>>37480848
Just scroll up to look at a pretty Jinko.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37480873
*ugly

[Anonymous No.]

>>37480878
wow, someone's fiesty today

[Anonymous No.]

>>37480856
No, don't think I will. Instead I'm just going to beat his punk ass to death if he gives me anymore lip. See if his devil waifu can heal him back with magic after I've caved his skull in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37480878
*beautiful

[Anonymous No.]

>>37480890
>>37480898
Mate one tit has 50% more volume than its neighbor.

[Anonymous No.]

I am not feeling particularly content with the establishment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37480894
ah, young love, ain't it violent?

[Anonymous No.]

>37480894
wew lad

[Anonymous No.]

>37480894
wow, we got an edgy alp over here

[Anonymous No.]

>>37480912
I think the other anon finally learned his place and shut the fuck up. That means all this pent up aggression and malice has nowhere to go right now. That's bad. These fists of mine are only good for two things: slapping my kiki waifu's ass and bashing chucklefuck skulls in. My kiki ain't around right now, meaning my fists are eager to pounce on any chucklefuck skulls in the field of play.

Now back the fuck up off me, pal.

[Anonymous No.]

devil naizuri

[Anonymous No.]

>this was all an elaborate pro-loli ruse

[Anonymous No.]

>>37480947
maybe it was, maybe it wasn't, maybe its maybeline

[Anonymous No.]

>>37480942
Megamorph the Devils

[Anonymous No.]

>>37480938
I am fucking your kiki right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37480938
nah, your dick fell off and your lacating

[Anonymous No.]

>>37480979
She would never. She's loyal to me. You can't even satisfy her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37480942
loli bapho milking

[Anonymous No.]

>>37480990
Hey, pal. Thought I made myself crystal clear with you. You don't have the look of someone who wants to get their ass beat, so here's a final warning before I get up and leave fist-shaped craters in your face.

[Anonymous No.]

/jp/ please go faster

[Anonymous No.]

global kiki lolification

[Anonymous No.]

global kiki milfication

[Anonymous No.]

Complete. Continental. Megamorphosis.

[Anonymous No.]

Thought so, punk ass bitch.

[Anonymous No.]

no monster shall be flat nor a loli, they shall be tall, meaty, hags

[Anonymous No.]

Thread has no images so nobody will know who it is when I say that my beeg waifu uses loli potions.
I COULD BE ANY WAIFUFAG
HAHAHAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.]

global kiki buffication

[Anonymous No.]

global kiki

[Anonymous No.]

global kiki shortstackfication

[Anonymous No.]

>>37481039
Consider short but still meaty lolis.

[Anonymous No.]

Could you and your waifu defeat Albert Wesker and his plans? Assume he has had an arbitrarily long time to research demonic energy and other Mamono materials. Enough time to be the backstory for a game's plot, at least.

[Anonymous No.]

kiki global

[Anonymous No.]

>>37481019
I heard they lowered the thread post limit again, this time to 1500, maybe you can reach that.

[Anonymous No.]

Could you and your waifu defeat Raven Beak? Raven Beak is extremely powerful. You couldn't beat him even at your FULL POWER. He is popular with all the chozo bitches and has an over 100% completion of the game. Raven Beak can trigger shinespark without even casting it.
He is simply too strong, fast and handsome for you to defeat him. There is a 0.00002% you could survive an encounter with Raven Beak so you should run away.

[Anonymous No.]

This thread is about to die.
Wizards, report on your activities for the Resistance.

[Anonymous No.]

>37481093
he sounds gay, I'll just alp him

[Anonymous No.]

>>37481096
i amde toast land on the not butter side

[Anonymous No.]

>>37481096
>This thread is about to die.
There's six more threads to go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37481096
>imagine being thirty
lol, just , like, stop counting after you reach 17 like jabbewock-san

[Anonymous No.]

>>37481122
I would never be able to find a wife if I was as old and massive as her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37481144
She is a 17yo that is fit, I demand you take those words back!

[Anonymous No.]

>>37481108
Good! The antigrav experiments are progressing nicely.
>>37481118
That´s almost dead.
>>37481122
And that shows you the vanity of monsters

[Anonymous No.]

Page 10 so nobody will know that I think Greenworms are top tier

[Anonymous No.]

>>37481167
Fine, I take it back. She has a husband, so maybe I could find a sicko monster to marry if I was as old and massive as her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37481174
ahora, tu tio anon, ya lo sabe!

[Anonymous No.]

>>37481174
I'll know, anon. I'll take that to my grave.

[Anonymous No.]

DIE ALREADY

[Anonymous No.]

>>37481096
I am STILL writing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37481324
Thread got wighted

[Anonymous No.]

>>37481324
YOU CAN'T HURT ME, JACK

[Anonymous No.]

>>37481324
we got like 6 threads to go through

[Anonymous No.]

>>37481324
nah, that sounds ultra gay

[Anonymous No.]

broke 1000 points before falling off. Damn

[Anonymous No.]

Loli amazons are great party members after being recruited by defeating and full nelson anal breeding

[Anonymous No.]

>>37481096
Im writing about a raiju

[Anonymous No.]

>>37481388
Impregnate your whole loli party.
Its demanded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37481388
Loli amazons are an insult to the obscenely-muscled, seven foot tall warrior goddesses that amazons should be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37481388
>>37481399
Amazons are lame on account of other species doing the same thing but better.
LAME

[Anonymous No.]

>>37481399
Nobody is born a seven foot tall muscle goddess, they have to start somewhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37481397
also grilled cheese sandwiches
thats in the story too
and a magic kitchen

[Anonymous No.]

>>37481397
Write a saga of our fellow wizards, comrade. Fall not to the charms of those wicked monsters.
(Go for that electric ass, writefag.)

[Anonymous No.]

>>37481424
its mostly about the grilled cheese sandwiches
im trying to fit more elecric ass in

[Anonymous No.]

Thread still alive and anons are still reading so everyone will know that my MGE waifu is better than yours.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37481486
Maybe, but can you prove it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37481486
nun wife trumps all

[Anonymous No.]

>>37481490
I can't prove it but the science is all there. Everyone agrees. It's a pillar of modern knowledge.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37481399
If they're an insult, then how come they're so sexy and manhandleable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37481399
Amazons are redundant when everyone wants their waifu to be a 7 foot tall thicc strong-fat dom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37481494
thats not a monster

[Anonymous No.]

>>37481503
they arent sexy
they are cute though

[Anonymous No.]

>>37481446
Write sagas of the Wizard´s Game Night! On the time when wizards gather, like the panty raids of old, to commit heists upon the smuggest monsters, Lilims, Pharaohs, Dragons, enter their lairs, and leave them with blue ovaries!

[Anonymous No.]

You think your waifu is cuter than mine? Fine. Prove it, then. Post a picture of her right now and prove it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37481518
I use to be a pretty hateful person before I got into mge

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>>37481538
They're both

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>>37481606
good for you dude, hate is cringe. weird way to get out of that mindset, but im proud of you
dont know why you replied to me with that but still

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>>37481638
nothing can be both, in my eyes

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>>37481659
the power of sexycute shouldn't be underestimated

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>>37481659
>he hasn't been blessed by a country milf cow or a mobfaced succ with sexy bod

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>>37481685
oh i understand that kind of cute also being sexy. When i said they can only be cute, i meant more like cute as in a kitten

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>>37481659
>nothing can be both
Are you sure about that?
http://imgbox.com/cWyoZ3Fh

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>>37467507
now that gif of Pixie getting filled to the brim makes much more sense.

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>>37467776
If no monster shows interest in you, thqt means you've been claimed by a very strong one. Prepare to get raped so hard that it ripples thru spacetime.

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damn, still here?

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>>37481732
need me a cupid to mercilessly subdue me.

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>>37481989
>YOU WILL MARRY AND REPRODUCE
>YOU WILL FORM A LOVING AND MEANINGFUL RELATIONSHIP

>I hate Eros! I hate Eros!

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Cant post raiju OR mindflayer pics
why even live at this point

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>>37482075
to eat monster pussy of course

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please, i want to see pictures of foxes again

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WHY

WON'T

YOU

DIIEEEE

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I eat monster pussy on the corner for food and hugs

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>>37482131
all you got to do is scroll back up.

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trust dormice

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>>37482143
DYING IS FUCKING GAY

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>>37482143
Mamonomachines, son!

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>>37482143
>oblivion guards hunting Anon down after he heists lim panties
>Stop! You have violated the law! Pay the realm a fine or serve a mistress. Your stolen goods are now forfeit.
>[Resist arrest]
>Then pay with your cum!

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>>37482186
>serve a mistress
GUARD, get me the thiccest, and oldest hag you can find!

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>>37482144
Anon, please. You don't have to live this way.

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>>37482209
I do it cause it turns me on to be so low

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>>37482215
It makes a lot of clients concerned. They worry about you when you're not in their bed.

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>>37482238
if they want me, you know what they gotta do....

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>>37482158
THEY HARDEN IN RESPONSE TO PHYSICAL TRAUMA. YOU CAN'T HURT ME, MAMONO.

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>>37482245
It's not about the money. They want to know you're not cold and hungry on some corner.

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>>37482270
not the money, dummy! what do they have that I don't?

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>>37482158
I read this while I had 'It Has to Be This Way' blasting out my headphones, good timing.

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Anyone got any ideas for the transformbro meetup? I want a fighting game tourny. You guys have no idea how much easier it is to TK Axl Bomber with tentacles. I also want pizza, anyone else want pizza? We've already got a guy with a grill

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>>37482284
If it's the pussy, they're willing to give that to you on a regular basis. Please, anon- that 400 year old elf cries herself to sleep every night you don't spend in her bed.

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>>37482252
violence breeds violence has two meanings after all

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You know, I think I like cats more than foxes after all.

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>>37482322
DO I have to say what I don't have? I don't have a bed!

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>>37482353
They do! Spend every night in theirs! Why can't you do that?

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Pretend I posted a really cute and funny image

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>>37482378
I WANT THEM TO FIUCKING KIDNAP ME AND TAKE ME TO THEIR HOME AND CUDDLE ME IN THEIR BED! fuck how dense can a monster be?

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pretend I just posted myself getting hagged

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>>37482405
Daaaw, what a cute [INSERT MONSTER HERE].