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It's starting to get hot in here.

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>> No.37526718
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>>37526704
Hot off the press!

>> No.37526730

>>37526704
i will make milf

>> No.37526766
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>>37526704

>> No.37526809
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>"you called me, boss?"

>> No.37526827

>>37526809
time for the annal shortstack inspection

>> No.37526852

>>37526730
I should have added to >>37526660 that this is what I suspect Balrog will be.

>> No.37526902

>>37526827
The anal shortstack inspection?

>> No.37526925
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damp

>> No.37526937

>>37526902
yes, its a daily inspection

>> No.37526953

Fat hag dragons

>> No.37526954
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>> No.37526957

>>37526704
No one has mentioned how great her shoes area and I'm very disapointed in this thread

>> No.37526966
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>>37526953
you can just call them dragons

>> No.37526968
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>>37526852
Indeed, I'm expecting demon-like but on fire.

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>>37526704

>> No.37526997

>>37526974
Is she teaching her class how to please sea-based monstergirls?

>> No.37527040

>>37526704
I’m gonna steal her jacket

>> No.37527047

>>37526704
>mfw no cute flame succ to offer to keep me warm on those cold, lonely nights

>> No.37527064

>>37526704
Lemme guess.

The new Gyaru Monstergirl will often go after older middle aged horny men who want to fuck and cum inside JKs? Basically, this new Monstergirl will have sex with the fat middle aged or older hentai men that rough sex and mating presses the highschool girls in doujins and hentai? Though I guess they'd do that so those type of men can get a girl before they decide to target a high-school girl who already has a sweetheart.

>> No.37527070

>>37526953
also known as the common jabberwock in wonderland, guaranteed to smother you and absolutely destroy your scale with a single foot or your money back

>> No.37527094
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These tribal monsters are getting out of hand

>> No.37527115

>>37527070
Fake news

>> No.37527117

>>37527094
>shamelessly exposing her chest
hello miss i would like to become your property

>> No.37527123

>>37527064
>The Demon Lord has unleashed her deadliest weapon against those meddling Old Wizards...
>The Gyaru Kusogaki!
>Wizards will get harassed on public transport by gangs of gyarus.
>Wizards will surrender reality warping power after a round of hatefucking after gyarus mock their nerd dice on a TTRPG game.

>> No.37527125

>>37527094
Getting her nipples tattooed must have hurt. She's a tough gal.

>> No.37527131

>>37527115
>fake news
i ain't a damn rata

>> No.37527171

>>37527131
Never trust a squirrel to do a tengu's job! Trustworthy reliable news! Accurate reports of hags' ages and weights!

>> No.37527185
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>Guild of monsters exclusively dedicated to ruin dumb anons NNN challenge

>> No.37527191

>>37527171
I need that data for .... academic reasons..... for a paper, a paper for my hag studies class in uni

>> No.37527221

>>37527125
It could also just be war paint

>> No.37527230

>>37527191
What's more important, the data or the jazz? Sure, sure, 'Information should be free' and all that--but anyone can set information free. The jazz is in how you do it, what you do it to, and in almost getting caught without getting caught. The data is 1's and 0's. Life is the jazz

>> No.37527249

>>37526968
I expect something like an angrier fiery volcanic Demon too. Also hoping that like Demon, she'll be the sex bomb type that's easy to imagine as a lewd loli.

>> No.37527254

>>37527185
They've only got seven hours. I think they've lost this time

>> No.37527258
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>>37527191
Yukari Yakumo
Age: 17
Weight: 80 lbs

Yuyuko Saigyouji
Age: 17
Weight: 80 lbs

Eirin Yagokoro
Age: 17
Weight: 80 lbs

Kanako Yasaka
Age: 17
Weight: 80 lbs

Byakuren Hijiri
Age: 17
Weight: 80 lbs

Yuuka Kazami
Age: 17
Weight: 80 lbs

This information pamphlet has been published with the approval of Gensokyo's young maiden alliance

>> No.37527328

>>37527258
this is all lies, ALLL LIESSSSSSS! I will pay anything for the real info

>> No.37527366

>>37526704
>There was an 11 month gap between Bogie and Bogey but a 2 month gap between Bogey and Creeping Coin. Who knows, maybe we will get another girl in December.
My prediction was off only by a few hours.

>> No.37527384

>>37527258
is this all the aya can get me, I am going to hatate instead, she at least tells the truth

>> No.37527409
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Would you marry your adopted demon daughter after her 18th birthday ?

>> No.37527421

>>37527409
fuck no

>> No.37527425
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37527425

>Little did Anon know, he was the "princess"

>> No.37527432

>>37527425
Grandma,go to bed

>> No.37527444

>>37527425
>implying the dragon wasn't the princess in my heart

>> No.37527470

>>37527384
Hatate is a fat loser with a dumb paper and can't compare to a real tengu journalist

>> No.37527478

>>37527470
i don't need paper to read hers, unlike aya the old hag

>> No.37527482

>>37527425
>beautiful prince anon
>locked away in a tower by his cruel queen mother who won't let him go near them damn monsters
>all he wants is some company
Who is successful in the rescue of the cute prince?

>> No.37527489

>>37527432
But she isn't finished with your bedtime story.

>> No.37527500

Do you think the Barlog will be a muscle girl?

>> No.37527521

>>37527500
I'll repeat myself
>>37526660
>>37526852

>> No.37527529

>>37527258
Yukari Yakumo
Age: 1300
Weight: 220 lbs

Yuyuko Saigyouji
Age: 1000
Weight: 280 lbs

Eirin Yagokoro
Age: 1500
Weight: 230 lbs

Kanako Yasaka
Age: 2000
Weight: 830 lbs

Byakuren Hijiri
Age: 1100
Weight: 180 lbs

Yuuka Kazami
Age: 70
Weight: 180 lbs
the true stats of the old hags of monsokyo
My life is in danger but I at least tell the truth

>> No.37527538

>>37526809
Why is this idiot getting so close? Is she the dumb?

>> No.37527543
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I had a dream where I was going to summon a Hinezumi as my mate. I was aware it was a dream, which is why I attempted it, as I was doing it, I had a clear vision of a Hinezumi elsewhere inside a summoning circle. While she was anime, it was amazing the detail in which I could see her, while she was still anime, I could see her in full detail, her beautiful martial artist body and curves accentuated by her China dress. The dream ended before I could complete the summoning. The level of detail is so amazing, I think rather than dreaming it, I am actually accessing whatever dimension these girls live in.

As a public service I am going to give you a method in which you can do better than I did and dream about your MG waifu and I have confidence, if you go through it during 1 week you will be in your waifu's arms. It has less to do with skill and more to do with beating laziness and fear.

>Download a chess app or game, or anything similar that force you to work out your brain
>Go to sleep
>Set an alarm clock to a hour where you know you will be tired enough that you would easily fall back asleep if you do nothing else
>Look at images of your waifu
>Get up and play the chess game for 10 minutes
>Get back into bed and just sleep
>You will find yourself in a strange state, where you are aware, you can open your eyes but can't move or can barely move, you will likely feel you can't breathe well and even like you are dying. Relax, it is normal. You feel your breath is lacking because you have adopted the slow breath you normally take whem sleeping.
>Here your instinct will be to get out of bed. If you try hard enough to drop out of your bed, You will find you have succeeded and fall from your bed, but you actually haven't, you are dreaming. You will try a modifird version of this.
>As soon as you find yourself in that state, open your eyes and try to get out of bed, but instead of just getting out, reach out to your waifu and help her reach you. When you try to move, do it with the intent of reaching your waifu and having her pulling you out of bed towards her, like a guy trapped under rubble reaching out for the rescuers trying to pull him out. Help her pull you out, try to feel her hand/paw pull you as you try to get out of bed.
>Congrats, you are now in your waifu's arms.

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>>37527409
If you adopt a Demon, you are in practice also signing up for a Demon wife.

>> No.37527581

>>37527563
I hope you're prepared for an hour long rant on how the pen you've bought is not the pen she wants.

>> No.37527586

>>37527529
Eirin should be much older, she's implied to be one of the oldest beings there. Also unlike others she canonically exercised when her weight was pointed out so she should be slimmer. Yuyuko should be younger since she was a human princess at one point. Also lmao at her weight should be much higher. Kanako is probably younger, isn't Suwako older than her? And Yuuka needs to be much older, that was one of her sins, being so old and powerful.

Now Yukari really is 17 and only 80 pounds who cares about the other hags but Yukari is totally young and cool and man whatever boy gets to date her is certainly lucky

>> No.37527592

>>37527185
I might participate if only to get one to rape me.

>> No.37527616

>>37527563
This is true for any monster.

>>37527581
That's a poor showing for a live-in demon. There shouldn't be pens in the house that she doesn't want, and if there are she certainly should've made sure the pen you would actually grab isn't one of them.

>> No.37527655

>>37527586
>only 17 and 80 piounds
I am going with old yuyu instead, I like my girls soft anf meaty, not skeletons

>> No.37527701

Imagine an anon running a monster orphanage and it not devolving to lewdness.

>> No.37527713

>>37527581
I think the adopted demon would be pretty well-mannered.

...Except for the tempting and seducing, that is.

>> No.37527757
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>HEY
>HEY LISTEN!
>WATCH OUT!!!
>HEYYYYYYYYYY
>CAN YOU HEAR ME?
>HELLO!

>> No.37527769

>>37526704
I don’t know who she is
I don’t know why she’s here
All I know is I must engage in a doomed bully war with her

>> No.37527792

>>37527757
those stockings are kino

>> No.37527811

>>37527757
That’s it, you’re going into the jar

>> No.37527823

>>37527757
Will shove her into my pants

>> No.37527858

What's a good monster race for switch play? I want someone that tortures my balls like a Dark Elf but not someone that does it 24/7 nonstop

>> No.37527863

>>37527811
FOOLISH MORTAL. IT'S LAUGHABLE THAT YOU THINK A POWERFUL BEING SUCH AS MYSELF CAN BE CONTAINED BY A SIMPLE GLASS JAR. IF YOU GROVEL FOR YOUR LIFE, I WILL CONSI-
*muffled screaming*

>> No.37527876
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Gonna defeat the big bad lilim and instead of marrying her I’ll go back to my starter town and marry the farmer’s daughter

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>>37527811
Do not
>>37527823
thats even worse,you are giving her the chance to retaliate

>> No.37527896

>>37527858
Whore spider, maybe hellhound.

>> No.37527915
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>>37527858
Werebats are natural switches.

>> No.37527919

>>37527185
Why is she wearing those balloons with yogurt in them? Dumb elf

>> No.37527952

>>37527919
Collectibles

>> No.37527977

>>37527919
emergency mana supply in case she needs to teleport away or go invisible

>> No.37527998

>>37527757
i like fairies, especially the evil variety, but the size just bugs me too much and I dont like titanias. is there a bigger alternative?

>> No.37528010

>>37527998
There are size spells, just hit a fairy with one. It's MGE so you could probably even make them permanent.

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>>37527998
What,you want the queen of fairies or something?

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>> No.37528041

>>37528031
>So you are the human that has been bottling fairies
>Lets see how much you like it when the roles are reversed,punk

>> No.37528054

>>37528031
>>37528041
>>>/d/

>> No.37528069

>>37527915
>dom bats
Vampires?

>> No.37528079

>>37528041
>ywn be put inside the fairy cum jar

>> No.37528099

>>37528041
She's clearly faking being that big. In reality, it's normal-sized titania hiding behind a curtain. Anon should mating press her for lying

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>>37528069
>>dom bats
Profile says so.
>Vampires?
No thanks.

>> No.37528115

>>37528100
>No thanks
Agreed, but I would like to leave e tied up in the sun with their nose surrounded by garlic. You know, for science.

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>"start drinking."

>> No.37528161

>>37528142
can you tell me why everything you wear is covered in eyes first

>> No.37528172

>>37528100
>lights off: ferocious rapist
>lights on: timid schoolgirl
I want prank my bat by rapidly flicking the light switch on and off

>> No.37528193

don't marry your rapist

>> No.37528194

>>37528100
Fuck,i want to waltz inside a batcave now

>> No.37528199

>>37528193
She has to take responsibility!

>> No.37528230
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I wanna be a prisoner of war and get interrogated by Dark Knights!

>> No.37528232

>>37526704
What should I draw the new girl doing?

>> No.37528238

Winter time means it's time for me to shitpost about hockey on the winterstown part of 4mon

>> No.37528240

>>37528232
Reading a book that says “How to be a Gyaru: For Dummies”

>> No.37528250

>>37528232
Draw her raiding anon's closet for a new hoodie to wear

>> No.37528251

>>37528193
Don't worry I married two of them.

>> No.37528252

>>37528232
Bullying anon for his lunch

>> No.37528256

>>37528232
Her having a date or being groped by an older middle aged man while she smiles at him. As a reference to the typical doujin or hentai scene of old middle aged hentai males going after highschool aged girls and or the Gyarus

>> No.37528264
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>>37528232
Her making lewd gestures while sitting in class

>> No.37528265

>>37528232
Her arguing with an otaku, as she holds a figurine that looks like him, while he's holding a figurine that looks like her, as they argue over what is cutest.

>> No.37528273
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Oh no! A hellhound has stolen (and is apparently about to eat) your stupid useless retarded NFT. How do you react?

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>>37528256
>being groped by an older middle aged man
>not the other way around

>> No.37528297

>>37528280
>middle age flame imp groping poor young anon
I dig it

>> No.37528310

>>37527885
Retaliate how? Shes stuck!

>> No.37528312

>>37528297
I meant regular Pyrow groping a middle aged man, but I personally like your version better.

>> No.37528313

>>37528250
>Anon has lost countless hoodies to the new girl on the block
>Haven’t even exchanged twenty words with her yet, but she already acts like she owns the place
>Anon has set up a series of convoluted traps and puzzles to protect his clothes
>She still manages to get through and swipe his hoodies
The fiend must be stopped

>> No.37528314

>>37528280
>Classic rock cd
SIGN ME UP

>> No.37528319

>>37528314
>T. Sabbath bait

>> No.37528325

>>37528310
>Retaliate how? Shes stuck!
Exactly,she will just wiggle violently there or worse

>> No.37528327

>>37528273
I’ll just right click save another

>> No.37528330
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>>37528232
Sleeping

>> No.37528334

>>37528297
>>37528312
tell me more! It would do good for my future drawings

>> No.37528335
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>> No.37528353

>>37528335
Very cute!

>> No.37528360

>>37528325
Pray for the anon who thought this was a good idea.

>> No.37528366

>>37528334
Anything by tamagoro is a good guide. The man is the king of gyarus

>> No.37528377

>>37528325
She will just get mindbroken by the critch confinement or something.

>> No.37528393

>>37528377
>A fairy getting broken by that
hahahaha,i think you are forgetting they are little shits that love to annoy everything

>> No.37528424

>>37528335
>That mistletoe
I'm willing to be alraune and other plant girls mass produce it for MGC so the single men there can be chased with it during December

>> No.37528430

>>37528335
I think this is the closest he's ever commissioned (publicly) to outright sex

>> No.37528458

>>37528424
>tfw it’s in every alley entrance

>> No.37528459

>>37528393
Then how does anon save himself from the hell he just inflicted upon himself.

>> No.37528470

>>37528459
Ear plugs

>> No.37528483

>>37528459
Beg for mercy? Might just egg her on though

>> No.37528496

>>37528232
Chatting nonchalantly with a guy while tracing his crotch

>> No.37528507
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>>37528335
Tall monster girls are great for men who seek to be the small spoon.

>> No.37528508

>>37528430
Surely not

>> No.37528521

>>37528232
BBQ

>> No.37528538

>>37528459
just grab the little shit and her out of your pants,not like she can just fly back in

>> No.37528552

>>37528458
>On the way to the photocopier
>Notice your lich boss standing in the hallway
>Not to the side, in the middle of it
>You approach her, smiling awkwardly while thinking about how to shuffle your way through
>Before you can do that you feel reality twist and shimmer above you
>You look up and notice there is now mistletoe over your heads
>Your boss is already pouting her lips and extending her arms by your head, eyes full of expectation

>> No.37528570

>>37528335
very comfy/10

>> No.37528594

>>37528552
Must be some misunderstanding, she’s normally so cold, and shes your boss. Better not make this awkward in assuming anything and intercept her hand in a handshake.

>> No.37528595

I'm gonna summon the spirit of an ancient hero and make her my wife.

>> No.37528612

>>37528595
t. the Fate franchise

>> No.37528619

>>37528612
Yes.
But now with big dogs, fey queens, and loli dragons.

>> No.37528627

>>37528335
I like Wock's design but God the idea of one of those goofy ass mouths smirking by my face while I rail her and whispering "nice cock bro" is just too weird

>> No.37528635

>>37528552
>go on the train
>the entrance has them mistoles that have been everywhere
>You just entered a kissing train
>And you ain't leaving until you been kissed all over

>> No.37528644

>>37528595
>anon summons hero
>”Who has awakened me? What evils have been unleashed that require to be destroyed?”
>anon tells her he wants her to be his wife
>”You summoned an ancient hero, one that has saved the world countless times, the one that evil shrieks in fear of, just to court me?!”
>yea?.png
>”….”
I dunno Anon, think she’ll be mad

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>>37526704

>> No.37528663

>>37528193
I came, so it was making love.

>> No.37528664

>>37528644
That makes it worth it.
No one said it would be an easy romance.

>> No.37528682

>>37528644
Maybe an anon summons heroic spirit for an actual good reason and then she gets corrupted by the DE over the course of their advantures.

>> No.37528692

>>37528644
Sure, until she dragged him along on her journey long enough to make a proper, strong man for herself. Your punishment will be training. Your training will make you hawt.

>> No.37528695

>>37528193
what about your molestor/rapist?

>> No.37528703

>>37528664
>hero wants to bring justice to the evildoers
>anon just wants to cuddle on the couch
definitely not easy

>> No.37528727

>>37528703
>have to convince her to not reclaim her ancient arms and armor.
>"I know not what this museum is but it contains mine arms and armor, I must reclaim them."

>> No.37528731

>>37528682
>an actual good reason
Saving him from a life of loneliness and virginity sounds like reason enough to summon a hero

>> No.37528741

>Anon dies
>gets summoned by valkyries
>training nonstop to prepare him for ragnarok and siring mini-valkyries

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>>37526704

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I wanna fight onis

>> No.37528761

>>37528727
>”Vorall the Destroyer?! I will put you back in the grave fiend!!”
>anon has to quickly explain what cosplay is while the demon cosplayer tries not to faint

>> No.37528773

>>37528731
>Saving him from a life of loneliness and virginity
Is this the creed of Druella's knights? They're the heroes we all deserve.

>> No.37528778

>>37528761
>"Wow Anon, your phantom friend is REALLY good at roleplaying Verastia the Resplendant."
>'roleplay'? I AM Verastia! And I am not a 'phantom', my state of unlife is merely transitory.

>> No.37528783

>>37528758
>No horn
thats not an oni

>> No.37528804

>>37528778
>ancient evil/hero getting mistaken for a cosplayer
How much will they pout when no on fears or is in awe of them?

>> No.37528819
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Would you buy snake bath water?

>> No.37528824

>>37526704
… I’m gonna steal her hoodie

>> No.37528825
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>>37528507
All winter girls are big and good for cuddling against the cold

>> No.37528827

>>37528804
About as much as when they learn their descendants are celebrities and not rulers/heroes.

>>37528819
No, I'll just buy the snake

>> No.37528828

>>37528819
why buy when you can get it for free? just marry your local snake

>> No.37528836

>>37528804
Awe might not be too far off the mark; they'd probably still get mobbed by photographer if they had that glorious hero aura paired with a good body.

>> No.37528853
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>>37528827
>>37528828
You get much more concentrated juices directly from the snake as well.

>> No.37528855

>>37528773
>she sends knights to bust down neet doors and save them from themselves
Maybe druella is alright…

>> No.37528856
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37528856

Gonna chug a wurmbreaker to impress all the onis in the bar

>> No.37528861

>>37528855
She's a someone you learn to love once you understand her. Terrible fashion sense, but no one's perfect.

>> No.37528885

>>37528804
>Ancient evil visits a convention
>She was quite a famous scourge so it's filled with people cosplaying as her
>She is standing near the merch section when a photographer approaches
>"Your Dagorath The Consumer costume is so good! Can I take a picture?"
>"Fu~ foolish mortal, this is no costume, tremble before the true-"
>"Sorry, I was talking to her"
>The ancient evil turns around
>A kobold dressed as her is standing next to them, smiling
>The evil stands there, dumbfounded, as the cosplayer poses to the eager praise of the photographer

>> No.37528889

>>37528753
Nice

>> No.37528905

>>37528335
Source? I used GIS, yandex, iqdb and got nothing. Always a hit or miss with twitter.

>> No.37528921

>>37528885
Reminds me of the classic story of Charlie Chaplin entering a Charlie Chaplin lookalike contest and losing.

>> No.37528951

>>37528885
>she goes to find her husband to complain about this sham event
>she finds him geeking out on all the merchandise of her and buying everything
>she doesn’t know what to think when he goes to the doujin tables
Always make sure to support your wives

>> No.37528970
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37528970

What does spectral pussy feel like?

>> No.37528978

>>37528970
soul siphoning jello

>> No.37529010
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>> No.37529012

>>37529010
Someone get a paladin, that Anon is getting kidnapped!

>> No.37529030

Anon is tired of all these lame ancient evils so on his first day of school grabs some monstergirls who he thinks has potential and trains them to be the next big evil.

>> No.37529034
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>>37529010
>series about moeified racehorses
>expecting horsepussy
>they're just human girls with horse ears and tails glued on
Fuck.

>> No.37529035

>>37528905
https://twitter.com/Jabberfag/status/1465845360438517767

>> No.37529047
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>>37529030
>You are going to be the next big thing! All will tremble before you and all the world will be your oyster!
>"Mwee?"

>> No.37529052

>>37529047
Anon sees her potential he just has to get her motivated.

>> No.37529060

>>37529034
Those who shun the taur are unworthy of the hors

>> No.37529062

>>37529012
It's not kidnapping if I want her to take me away!

>> No.37529063

>>37529047
Bravely Default has taught me that weird insects and fairies make the best ancient evils.

>> No.37529072

>>37529047
To be fair, once she's a papillion she will be feared!

>> No.37529073

>>37529035
>You’re unable to view this Tweet because this account owner limits who can view their Tweets. Learn more

>> No.37529082

>>37529073
Weird because he's not set to private

>> No.37529084

>>37529063
i like tiny creatures with big ambitions

>> No.37529088

>>37529047
I really like the idea of this

>> No.37529097

>>37529047
What is she gonna do? Eat all of the worlds vegetables?

>> No.37529109

>>37529097
that's long term anon, gotta start small
she's going to eat the whole school's vegetables

>> No.37529114

Which will you enlist on as an Airman or Officer to? The Monstergirl/Demon Realm Airforce or the Order's Aerospace Force?

The Monstergirl/Demon Realm Airforce:
>Have cute or hot flyer monstergirls as fellow airmen
>Got dragons as mighty aerial and multi-role assets
>Have access to Gremlin-tech and the very rare but powerful Automaton mamono
>Romance and love amongst your monstergirl comrades
>Unfortunately, not too many aircraft as the monsters often have flyers themselves and plenty off monstergirls wouldn't even qualify as pilots due to their bodies

The Order Aerospace Force
>Strict, but orderly discipline all around that ensures every member is well trained and educated for missions
>Abundant access to aircraft and especially pilots from vast recruiting pools throughout their lands
>Romantic fraternization is prohibited
>Have competitive technology to make up against monstergirl magics with their own magics and tech
>Have vast access and amounts of UAV drones to counter against background mamono mana that would affect their pilots
>Have a space program, hence their name of Aerospace Force

Who will you join, future pilot anons?

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37529118

Remember to repay your kiki wet nurse. She's raised you since you were a baby and it's only right to give her the respect she deserves

>> No.37529130

>>37529072
i wanna know what happens if a greenworm chugs liliths panacea slightly before cocooning.

>> No.37529148

>>37529130
>Lilith papallion with white wings and a lust aura
>Gets mistaken as a moth all the time
>Has to correct everyone

>> No.37529155

>>37529082
Apparently he blocked me.

Guess Jabberfag doesn't like when people only retweet and like MGE content? That's all I do; I don't even comment on things.
Oh well, to each his own.

>> No.37529159

>>37529118
No she didn't. She showed up to the house three days ago and has refused to leave. She just sneaks around and smells my underwear.

>> No.37529165

>>37529109
But even she can’t eat ALL those veggies! She needs an army (of daughterus) to help her!

>> No.37529172

>>37529047
>anon trains the greenworm everyday
>rocky montage style
>she now can lift four (4) plates of veggies
>and of course eat them in a minute
>her evil cackle still needs work
>1% were afraid, while 99% went “Aww…”
We can make it evil bros

>> No.37529173

>>37529047
How would anon unlock her evil potential anyway?

>> No.37529176

hey lorefags, if you want to fuck a unicorn, does there have to be like an actual wedding ceremony, or is more of a "let's say we're married now so we can fuck" situation?

>> No.37529193

>>37529173
cursed...capelet? not a lot of gear greenworms can use

>> No.37529199

>>37529173
convince her that all the world's vegetables are hers by divine right
they must all submit to her and pay tribute (of greens)

>> No.37529205
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>>37529176
The wedding ceremony is not necessary

>> No.37529209
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>>37527094
Will they respect me if I ride into battle on a demon realm boar?

>> No.37529214

>>37529205
nice, thanks anon

>> No.37529220

>>37529209
only if you do some sick boar drifting

>> No.37529233

>>37527094
>waifu cosplays as a tribal leader
>she gets the surprise of her life when she opens the bedroom door to find you in full Roman Legionnaire garb

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tfw no cute neet bat gf to play vidya and cuddle with

>> No.37529247

>>37529165
She can do it! All she needs is you to believe in her

>> No.37529249
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37529249

If your waifu doesn't have a body like this what's wrong with you?

>> No.37529253

>>37529220
Like this?
https://imgur.com/gallery/mEo51dD

>> No.37529264

>>37529253
could have some more weight to the turn but they've got the right idea

>> No.37529271

>>37529249
how do I summon this demon? she seems cool

>> No.37529274

>>37529118
but how do I do that?

>> No.37529279

>>37529047
Anon spends all day scheming up ways to help the greenworm girl.

>> No.37529289

>>37529237
I need MEATY and THICK NEET monster girls to live in my house and eat pizza.

>> No.37529296

>>37529114
Before shitters. Come in, I would say I might join the Order Aerospace Force simply because I don't get threatened with rape or unconsensual sex acts from vivacious women.

Also, I do like me some drones and UAVs. And hey, a space force that monstergirls don't have is a bonus.

>> No.37529300

>>37529264
>tribal monsters fighting Order soldier
>Order army is actually managing to gain the upper hand
>then, over the din of battle, the soldier hear eurobeat
>they don't know where it's coming from until a giant boar slams sideways into their flank sending some of their soldiers flying Team Rocket-style
>DEJA VU! I'VE JUST BEEN IN THIS PLACE BEFORE

>> No.37529305
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>>37529289
>Drinks your beer
>Hogs your bed
>Lifts your weights
>Amazon presses your pelvis
>Still has the gall to call you an alp

>> No.37529317

>>37529289
I’d rather be the pizza boy who has to deliver to the CC sorority house every weekend.

>> No.37529324

>>37529305
Hey, if she helps me bring my grand parents bench over to my house she can lift and have a post workout chocolate milk.
That and cheer me while I'm in net.

>>37529317
While fun, that doesn't pay well.

>> No.37529336

>>37529324
>doesn't pay well
you're telling me! their idea of a tip is their phone numbers and their panties

>> No.37529337
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I'd let a minotaur piss on my face

>> No.37529343

>>37529317
what I want is to be the male escort for a hag while still in highschool

>> No.37529356

>>37529343
Just get transferred to Hag High School. For some reason all the girls there are always only 18 regardless of grade.

>> No.37529360

Anon breaks into a Danukis house and just lays in her bed with her as she sleeps. When she wakes up he just pretends to be her husband.

>> No.37529361

>>37529279
>scheme #1: coming up with an evil name
>anon comes up with evil and powerful names
>greenworm is uninterested
>she suggests cute names but is denied for not being evil enough
>they compromise on "Wormy the Evergreen(wip)"
>anon decides to put off the name for another day and greenworm finds it cute enough
gonna be a long road ahead of them

>> No.37529389

>>37529035
Thanks!

>> No.37529409

>>37529114
"Gremlin tech" makes me think I'd be piloting an aircraft held together with spit and autism with a self-aware desire to suck my dick not always a good thing in context, but the Order is never a choice, so...

>> No.37529420

>>37529356
imagine the shenanigans you can get up to in Hag high school. paying a nerd with sex to do your homework, eating out the teacher for a better grade, going to the school nurse to have her check your penis and see if it still functional, and getting called to the principal's office to be punished for being such a naughty boy

>> No.37529421
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>>37526704

>> No.37529427

>>37529193
>not a lot of gear greenworms can use
Plenty a papillon can equip, though. Just think evil thoughts in between ravishings while you're in her cocoon.

>> No.37529428
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>>37529409
Hey now, gremlin tech is the highest tech there is in the MGE world (excepting ancient civilization stuff).

>> No.37529442

>>37529421
This pic made me realize krakens could use their ink as lip stick.

>> No.37529445

>>37529428
Their gear is crafted by degenerates and maintained by people that spend most of their day fucking. My confidence is hardly inspired, yet I'm sure the equipment would only fail in comedic ways at worst.

>> No.37529452

>>37529428
The Runya Runya Sabbath is developing modern-style magitech cities(Runyagrad will be the first city).

>> No.37529460

>>37529421
>being marked with lipstick kisses
that's my favorite way to show I am taken

>> No.37529473

>>37529360
Don't gaslight monstergirls, it only ends well.

>> No.37529476

>>37529427
Anon would never cocoon with her, she has to do that by herself, thats how evil truly festers. And anon wants the best for her, so he feels that he needs to not drag her down with his lameness once he gets her to full evil.

>> No.37529484

>>37529361
Greenworm goes from not having anyone to talk too really to having anon constantly talking to her every day.

>> No.37529489

>>37529176
>About to have your first time with your unicorn girlfriend
>You are both nervous, but excited
>Right as you are about to kiss, her horn glows bright and you close your eyes
>When you open them again, you are standing in the middle of a church, both your parents are here, and a very confused and sleepy priest in her night gown is looking at all of you
>Ah, and you are still naked, which explains why your girlfriend is even redder now
>It seems unicorn magic demands a wedding before the couple may engage in carnal acts
>And it will arrange one if needed
>Your parents are mortified
>Hers are more understanding, her mother is practically elated even
>Why does she have two horns, though?

>> No.37529497
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>"Hey, anon, this bed is pretty small. We'll have to squeeze close together to fit on it~"
>that night you sleep hugged close by her, your face as deep in her cleavage as possible, her thighs around your waist, and her legs intertwined with yours
>you both fear and hope that she rolls over in her sleep, burying you beneath her big body

>> No.37529505

>>37529420
>All your classmates can't work their phones and are constantly asking you to help them set up their Instant Gram or whatever app young folk are using nowadays
>You are usually their first and only follow

>> No.37529513

>>37529505
Does IG not have a Tom equivalent?

>> No.37529535

>>37529484
It really is a wholesome adventure
>anon goes and finds her “minions”
>she now has a large group of friends
>anon makes sure she studies cause dumb evils aren’t in vogue
>she is an honor student with many awards
>anon learns gardening so she has constant nourishment for conquest
>she always has a happy belly
>anon claims that they are going to reach for the stars
>she now has a role model for never giving up

>> No.37529537
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face markings = danger

>> No.37529542
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>>37529445
Your insults and slander will not stop their scientific advancement.

>> No.37529583

>>37529535
On the flipside of things, anon has no friends as he focuses all his time on greenworm, his grades are horrible and he barely gets enough food to survive, all for the greater evil, Greenworm.

>> No.37529602
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37529602

>>37526704
Consider wonderworms.

>> No.37529614

>>37529505
>the one day you told them to delete system32

>> No.37529696

>>37529602
I dont like smokers.

>> No.37529706

>>37529505
>P.E is the best class
>all that meaty pudge in full display
>just jiggling
>running is way better
>streches are as well

>> No.37529741

>>37529706
My man.

>> No.37529748

>>37529602
One of the few Wonderland girls I could probably tolerate.

>> No.37529759

>>37529505
>they all send nudes to you
>except they are either blurry or totally off center cause they are tech illiterate
>each day they ask if you liked what you saw
>"Yea I liked the picture of the wall you sent me! That poster on the wall kinda looks like me though"
>hag starts sweating as she meant to show him a picture of her new bikini

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>>37529537

>> No.37529817

Little known fact, noble, knightly monster girls love nothing more than the idea of retiring after their questing days to pump out heirs.

>> No.37529842

>>37526704
>gradient hair
oh yes

>> No.37529845

>>37529583
His friend is greenworm, grades don’t matter, and greenworm shares her tribute with him
He would do anything for his worm, wouldn’t you?

>> No.37529996
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37529996

>>37526704

>> No.37530012

>>37529542
Gremlins are evil Belkans

>> No.37530072

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember to not make fun of your undine waifu when she temporarily becomes a glacies from doing work outside for too long during winter.

>> No.37530091

>>37530072
Haha frozen pussy

>> No.37530109

>>37530091
Anon, she's gonna leech your heat in a warm bath until she's liquid again.

>> No.37530120 [SPOILER] 
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GO
TO
SLEEP

>> No.37530124
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>> No.37530135

>>37530120
It's not even nine and I don't have (memory of) any fun dreams. This timeline is bullshit.

>> No.37530137

>>37530124
damn, bitch you live like this?

>> No.37530141

>>37530120
But I need to go to work soon

>> No.37530201

>>37530120
only if you get in bed and cuddle

>> No.37530206
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37530206

the mastery of milk magic is a perilous path, to rule the milk without becoming ruled by the milk.

>> No.37530231

>>37526704
This girl would be a terrible influence as Anon's childhood friend.

>> No.37530261

>>37530231
what's a little pyromania between friends?

>> No.37530280

>>37530206
Lactomancy is a must if you want to REALLY go hardcore into running a dairy.

>> No.37530311

>>37530261
>Gee I dunno Py, I know that Cheshire Bully is a jerk, but is setting fire to her tail really gonna help?
>Dude, just trust me, it'll be funny.

>> No.37530331

>>37529845
In order to maximize her future anon gots to devote every waking moment to her.

>> No.37530423
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>> No.37530428

>>37529305
>you have to start paying some of the rent!
>rent these tits, lmao
>that doesn't even make any se-
>but she was already fucking him

>> No.37530623

>>37530206
DO NOT drink milk from Dark Mages that have mastered milk magic. They've figured out a way to make it an all-natural shota potion. You'll be happily drinking it every day until you notice your clothes have been getting baggier and your face is more youthful. By the time you realize it, it'll be too late and you'll be some Dark Mage's familiar/otouto.

>> No.37530652

>>37529996
>loli bicorn brings her classmates over to meet her anon
>instead of harem shenanigans, anon smothers the lolis with brotherly, but platonic, love
>they leave happy to have a cool older friend
>loli bicorn pouts but is soothed with cuddles with anon

>> No.37530698

>>37530623
...Oh no?!

>> No.37530749
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>> No.37530754

>>37528031
give me the old one instead

>> No.37530767

>>37530120
I actually have insomnia. It's not very fun.

>> No.37530865
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>>37526704

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>>37529602
I have considered everything about them.

>> No.37530914

I'm going to go stand outside the Pyrow dormitory and blast this 80s style, and none of you can stop me!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ufCkbAFw0PQ

>> No.37530983

>>37530865
God I wish that was me.

>> No.37531031

>>37528010
>Honey I shrunk the Sabbath

>> No.37531061

A gremlin repair shop
gremlin's hisband has to keep her strictly repairing things, and not "upgrading" them

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>>37529845
>t.

>> No.37531073

>>37529602
She would be perfect if she was a mermaid.

>> No.37531078
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37531078

So warrior cat lady is called Shia khan
Is nice

>> No.37531081

>>37531078
Peak female /fit/

>> No.37531087

>>37531078
The aura of a strong kot warrior.

>> No.37531116
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>>37531078
But what is the name of the smaller one?

>> No.37531117
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37531117

>>37526704

>> No.37531124

>>37531078
I can't tell if I want to beat this kot or lose to this kot

>> No.37531132

>>37531078
I want to marry/get raped//win against/lose to that cat
She's everything I like about catgirls

>> No.37531155

>>37531117
She's creeping into my heart!

>> No.37531170

>>37531116
>small cat
Catlets need not apply

>> No.37531171

>>37531124
You win either way, may as well do your best.

>> No.37531215

>>37531117
Can’t say that I expected this but I like it.

>> No.37531374

>>37531170
Hey now, catlets have their place.
And that place is under me, getting mating pressed.

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37531421

>>37531170
>not wanting a small brown rapecat to have her way with you
How does it feel to have such plebian tastes?

>> No.37531453

>>37531117
>Hey kid, ya like Minecraft?

>> No.37531498

>>37531421
Well, you can't spell Ocelomeh without MEH

>> No.37531556

>>37529114
I'll be a mercenary. Best romance is rivals turned allies romance.

>> No.37531565

>>37531556
Stop giving that faggot (you)s.

>> No.37531579

>>37531498
And you can’t spell Wurm without WURM!

>> No.37531908

緑のアクセは魔界金と布
ピンクのリングは魔宝石を削り出したもの
オレンジのシュシュは発火布(仮)
が材料で、ドワーフさんが作ったものです。

モモニカサバトがデザインに関わっているため、非常に独特なスタイルとなっていますね。

The green accessory is makai gold and cloth
The pink ring is carved out of a magical gemstone.
The orange scrunchie is made of ignition cloth (temporary)
and the materials used to make them were made by a dwarf.

Because Momonika Sabbath was involved in the design, it has a very unique style.

>> No.37531936

>>37526704
>>37531908
I want to see her in a school uniform, she’s the most perfect one for it now.

>> No.37532175
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I wanna get isekai'd (would that be a reverse isekai?) with a lilim to another world and see her conquer it. I want to see her spread love across the multiverse!

>> No.37532328
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>"You have reached customer service. How may I help you?"

>> No.37532333

>>37532175
Going to join the hero's party and betray them at the last moment so that my wife can win!

>> No.37532357

>>37531117
>Creeper
Awww man…

>> No.37532371

>>37532328
I don't think a huge spike between her boobs is a good design choice
How are you supposed to hug her?

>> No.37532506

Did the new hot girl make these threads worth lurking again or are they still a cesspit?

>> No.37532611 [SPOILER] 
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Open wide!

>> No.37532709

>>37532506
Trick question. These threads haven't been worth lurking in since Waterworld.

>> No.37532719

QRD on OP img? I haven't been around in a week or so.

>> No.37532738

>>37532719
new girl, succubus species that lives in a volcano or something and balrogs

>> No.37532740

>>37532719
ask /tg/

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>>37532738
>That's the balrog.
O-oh... oh boy. My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.

>> No.37532830

>>37532806
no its balrog's servants or something, the translation isnt out yet

>> No.37532831

>>37532806
no, new girl is the minion of the balrog

>> No.37532845

>>37532830
>>37532831
Oh, my appointment is measurable and my day is rescued.

>> No.37532849

Cute, gyaru, Pyrow succubully inviting herself to your house and throwing a party in your room, after which she talks with you about your favourite vidya and books, and surprisingly is not mean at all. Later she kisses your cheek goodbye and evacuates asap so you won't see her red face.
You're left with a messy room and her heavy perfume scent in your room. You should be mad or annoyed, but you can't help to feel kinda glad she visited and sad she left already.

>> No.37532933

>>37532849
Nah if anybody tries to invite strangers to my house unannounced I’m gonna be mad and refuse to let them in.

>> No.37534082

>>37532830
>the translation isnt out yet
It is if you're on his patron.

>> No.37534377

>>37532849
I look forward to the day where she is the cool, milfy, gyaru mother of my daughters.

>> No.37534446

>>37534377
Anon, you are just creating more gyarus!

>> No.37534487

>>37534446
Is that meant to sound like a problem?

>> No.37534521

>>37534446
>he doesn’t want more gyarus

>> No.37534876

>>37534487
>>37534521
They are the natural predator of anons! Future generations of anons will have to contend with three or more succubullies each at this rate!

>> No.37534913

>>37534876
A gyaru harem that are your personal sluts is the best kind of harem.

>> No.37534942

Hag Pyrows

>> No.37535423
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Greedy fairies!

>> No.37535441

>>37535423
Greedy fairies go in my pants.

>> No.37535578

>>37531073
It's hard to smoke underwater.

>> No.37535686

All humans need strong Centaur bodyguards assigned to them for their own safety

>> No.37535702

>>37535686
yes everyone except me because I need several strong minotaur bodyguards to bully me while protecting me

>> No.37535722

>>37535686
I won't feel safe if she doesn't have huge biceps and rock-hard abs.

>> No.37535846

>>37535578
Well yes but still

>> No.37535869

>>37535686
I don't need some stinky horse

>> No.37535993

Loli Pyrows

>> No.37536022
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>>37531908
Momonica will become master of a fashion empire at this rare.

>> No.37536161

>>37536022
Dibs on being a fashion model for all the little designer gotes.

>> No.37536208

>>37536022
bunch of fast fashion nonsense, if you want clothes that will last you go to madame selkie

>> No.37536307

>>37536208
Madame Selkie's brand won't survive if she only makes zip up sleeping bags and mittens!

>> No.37536342

>>37536307
that stuffs warmer than a yeti's hug and strong enough to stop manticore barbs, she'll manage even if she has to sell to industrial workers and the northern regions

>> No.37536390

>>37536342
>yeti in a selkie silk jumper

>> No.37536406

>>37536390
please help her, she is dying of heat stroke

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>>37526704

>> No.37536504

>>37536390
Beeg yeti in a Selkie sweater pulling you into a hug and pulling her sweater over your head

>> No.37536741
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>>37536406
sweaty yeti

>> No.37536865

>>37531117
sizzle sizzle

>> No.37536896

>>37531908
>ignition cloth
i'm intrigued

>> No.37536998
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37536998

They're not that big.

>> No.37537019

>>37536998
! !

>> No.37537050

>>37536741
I will do as her shirt suggests.

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>>37537050
Good.

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>>37526704

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>defenseless anon wanders into cat country

>> No.37537178

>>37537150
Lucky, he'll be defended now.

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>>37526704
>Anon, it's time for your daily sin-purging!

>> No.37537238

The sexiest profession to monsters is the humble asbestos removal man. Also asbestos used to be called "salamander's wool" for it's flame-retardant properties, which I thought was interesting.

>> No.37537265

A horse! My kingdom for a horse!

>> No.37537295

>>37536481
Why are Alices so damn cute

>> No.37537336

>>37537225
not again
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/94496535

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>>37537265
is a deer ok

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>>37537265

>> No.37537374

>>37537350
she is just worth a town

>> No.37537502

>>37537374
it's a nice town though. the kind you'd want to raise your kids in

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>>37537265

>> No.37537568
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37537568

Read a book, read a book, read a motherf*ckin' book!

>> No.37537642

>>37537502
It is but don't tell her that, smug deers are dangerous

>> No.37537663

>>37537350
>>37537352
>>37537529
>anon just wants to practice his lines for the local Shakespeare play in the park
>horses immediately begin surrounding him when gets to this line

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>> No.37537835
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>> No.37538099

>>37538086
I want to try to count a fox's tails and get snatched up by the mofu before I even get to #5.

>> No.37538192

>>37538086
Damn that's a lot of fur

>> No.37538256

>>37535686
That sounds conspicuous and inconvenient. Give me kunoichi spooks instead, please.

>>37536998
That shirt is referring to her paws.

>>37537529
Scenes like this are nice to stop cows from getting big heads, but Cerea is already plenty big enough.

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>>37538256
>but Cerea is already plenty big enough.
To you

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37538647

Need me a vampire that chugs down my blood like it's cheap boxed wine.

>> No.37538660

>>37538531
Her husband's opinion is the only one that matters. Imagine having to convince your K cup wife that you don't mind how small her breasts are. Monstergirl problems, amirite?

>> No.37538994 [SPOILER] 
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I hired a kiki cleaner to clean me, so what should I expect?

>> No.37539182

>>37538994
She has her ways.

>> No.37539188

>>37538994
To be cleaned from the filth that is your virginity

>> No.37539259

>>37538994
>Pic
A bullet to the spine and becoming a quadriplegic. Then she'll take care of all your needs for the rest of your life. She'll keep your home clean, you clean, your penis clean, and your balls clean a from sperm.

>> No.37539291

>>37529155
>>37529073
How on earth do you manage to get blocked by him of all people? You've had to of fucked up pretty bad somehow.

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Wise owl of the thread, how do I keep myself warm this cold season?

>> No.37539420

>>37539411
Owl recommends getting a buddy to share body heat with.

>> No.37539428

>>37538256
> Give me kunoichi spooks instead, please.
Only robot kunoichis are acceptable.

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>>37539411
let that yeti in

>> No.37539454

>>37539291
No clue. I don't comment or even post shit. I just like and retweet MGE content. Not even weird stuff either.

>> No.37539571

>>37538647
Imagine
tomboy vampire but she chugs your blood like it's cola

>> No.37539594

>>37538660
>Imagine having to convince your K cup wife that you don't mind how small her breasts are
Pregnancy might help

>> No.37539613

>>37539411
>"Burn the bodies of your foes for warmth."

>> No.37539614

>>37539454
I find that really suspect. Either it was a mistake and you could probably ask someone to get him to fix it, or there's something you're not telling us. He's a pretty chill guy and the idea he'd block you "just for retweeting mge art" is obviously too silly to be true.

>> No.37539674

>>37539614
Probably a mistake. I don't really care though. I'm not a fan of the Wonderland girls anyway. Was just interested in who the artist was.

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How do I tell an ushi oni's tracks from other spider girls?

>> No.37539691

>>37539411
Don't live where it's cold, duh

>> No.37539701

>>37539679
the prints go deeper because Ushis are more BIG and there might be traces of fur around them

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>>37539679
If they go over an obstacle it's an arachne
If they go through an obstacle it's an ushi, and you are already rape-meat.

>> No.37539789

>>37538313
I love shark girls so damn much.

>> No.37539869

>>37539679
Look for pools of femcum in the path

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>>37539691
>live in a warm climate area
>these tourists are renting a beach house nearby

>> No.37539916
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>>37539411
Purchase a whitehorn from your local whitehorn dealer.

>> No.37539977

>>37539411
Get yourself a fluffy owl

>> No.37540008

>>37539916
Are there alternative payment methods, I'm broke and don't have enough money to pay for one.

>> No.37540014
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Ushi season

>> No.37540021

>>37539916
>>37540008
>Purchase
The order doesn't want you to know this but the monsters down the street are free you can just take them. I have five at home

>> No.37540054
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>>37540021
How do I avoid accidentally getting a yandere?

>> No.37540097
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Know the difference! It could save your life!

>> No.37540127

>>37540054
Just ask the bro, they wouldn’t lie to you

>> No.37540130

>>37540054
By purchasing one of the approved whitehorns from your local whitehorn dealer.

>> No.37540167

>>37540054
>not being more fucked up in the head than a yandere
come on now dude

>> No.37540223

>>37540097
>! ! on hips instead of tummy
Illegal! Blasphemy! Sacrilege! It has to be on her tummy, as the Gods decreed!

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>>37540097

>> No.37540402

>>37540097
So what stops me from just going around and molesting the guards if they're so shy and meek?

>> No.37540429

>>37540402
A short, very strict Anubis, who will curse you. Only removing it after you give her tail a brush while she berates you.

>> No.37540435

>>37540097
Guard>Priestess
Who wants an uppity nerd when you can have a shy buff wife?

>> No.37540461

>>37540097
>visible bush on the guard
unf

>> No.37540530

>>37540461
Visible everything, more like. Why are anubutt guards such sluts?

>> No.37540548

>>37540530
I assume it's to attract males
It must be working

>> No.37540569

>>37540530
To catch the eye of servant boys who they fuck on secret midnight meet ups in the throne room.

>> No.37540643
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>Evil lilim gives me option to surrender and become her servant
>Eagerly accept
>She refuses my surrender calling me an idiot and that I'm supposed to refuse her offer
Why would she give me the option if it wasn't an option anyways?

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>>37540130
I think my White Horn is defective, I'd like to return her

>> No.37540655
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>>37540643
Just let her feel like she's raping you, simple

>> No.37540659

>>37540461
Can you filthy cave apes not shut the fuck up on any board?

>> No.37540665

>>37540402
nothing but thats mean so you shouldnt

>> No.37540673

>>37540643
She wants the pleasure of besting you and slowly corrupting you into her eager little pet while she teases you over how far you've fallen. Surrendering like that just takes some of the fun out of it

>> No.37540682

>>37540653
She looks very good to me, I wish I had one like that.

>> No.37540739

>>37540653
Nah that's a common glitch. Just plug in then unplug the charger a few times and she should be back to normal.

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F@ R@

>> No.37540799

>>37540776
Going to start a thieves' guild with that rat!

>> No.37540812

>>37540776
Rat is only Fat because she keeps stealing my holst cheese

>> No.37540820

>>37540739
I squeezed her breasts and rang her bell a few times, her crazy eyes have gone away for now. I notice if she gets drowsy and starts steaming, taking off her hat and coat can fix her right up

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>>37540776
I caught an angel looking at lewd material. How do I report this to the Chief God?

>> No.37540852

>>37540834
Oops, didn't mean to reply

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What movie could be so scary that it makes a hellhound afraid?

>> No.37540910

>>37540888
Pet Sematary

But I want to watch a movie about a scary dog, like Cujo, while a Hellhound has a smug grin on her face while I watch it trying not to be afraid.

>> No.37540946

>>37540888
a thriller
>guy who's going to propose to his monster childhood friend gets kidnapped by a group of human women
>his wife-to-be searches frantically for him while she gets calls from human women telling her what they're doing to her man
>gets sent clues to his location, and pictures of him being abused
>she finds him at the end, too late
>he's utterly broken, he won't stop mumbling about how much he loves human women
> as she goes to hug him, he tells her to get away from him because he hates monsters

Betcha this movie would get an X-rating in MGC.

>> No.37540998

>>37540888
Nothing is more fearsome than a man who can evade taxes.

>> No.37541074

>>37540946
T-they made a feel-good sequel, right? Where the guy is fixed by his monster friend and they walk off into the sunset? Right?

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I feel like I'm being follow-

>> No.37541089
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>>37540998
Some monsters like bad boys.

>> No.37541105

>when that rush of creative energy hits and you write about your mamano wife for hours and hours without interruption

>> No.37541120

>>37541074
In the sequel he connects with a Yeti therapist to overcome his fears but rejects her hugs at every turn, even if the hug is non-sexual

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>>37541089
How wet would a tanuki get if I showed her my stock portfolio

>> No.37541206

>>37540998
I haven't payed my semen tax in years. Every time the collection golem comes around I just tell her that I'm dating some new girl and she goes away.

>> No.37541287

>>37541089
???? tax evasion is based how is that a 'bad boys' thing

>> No.37541296

>>37541206
>anon thinks he is being smart
>little does he know that the ghost in his house is helping herself to his semen
Well you weren’t lying when you said you had a gf

>> No.37541301

>>37541287
>how is that a 'bad boys' thing
Badass

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>>37540776
THE RAT

>> No.37541387

>>37541363
scruffy, bandit rats are best rats
would absolutely let them lure be into a quiet alley for illicit purposes

>> No.37541414

>>37541387
>Heheh, now we got 'im girls! Alright dumbfuck, yer semen or yer life, what's it gonna be?
>How about my semen for my wife?
>You wha--

>> No.37541529

>>37541414
>rat bandits fears the anon that pounce on them and make honest woman out of them

>> No.37541559

>>37541414
What happens if I choose my life?

>> No.37541603

>>37541387
>”Stick em up! This is a robbery!”
>oh boy!
>”Oi, why ain’t you scared?”
>I’m just happy to be robbed by such a cutie
>”Err…t-thanks? I mean…um..”
making bandits blush is the best defense

>> No.37541641

>>37541559
>Allright, since I now own your life, drop your pants.

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>> No.37541674

>>37541559
Giving someone your life is a metaphor for marriage. You're now married and she's going to consummate the affair. NOW.

>> No.37541675

>>37541414
no
instant wife is boring
you have to be slightly abused by their gang for a bit before one starts showing affection and makes you a part of it
but only as a healslut/moral support/chef/non-combat job

>> No.37541680

>>37541603
I'd prefer to rob monsters especially haughty noble types like wights or lims

>> No.37541742

>>37541680
How are you going to get past their guards anon? They’ll knock you out and force you to knock them up

>> No.37541812 [SPOILER] 
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Which monster has the most lovey dovey, pure, wholesome, dere dere nature and why is it mermaid?

>> No.37541832

>>37541742
Either bribe the guards, best them, or use my rogueish charm to get make them think the robinhood act is me flirting with their boss

>> No.37541917

>>37541812
mermaids smell, have a slime instead

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>>37541651
Honestly one of the hottest aspects of monsters girls for me is how they genuinely find your energy, sweat, semen, etc. the tastiest thing in the world. That is, to be able to provide that kind of pleasure to someone just by existing is quite amazing.

>> No.37541940

>>37541742
You got to be the dashing highwayman who jumps onto thier carriage during a midnight ride.

>> No.37542017

>>37541651
make me

>> No.37542025

>>37542017
She gives you a hundred orgasms in a row. Deal?

>> No.37542043

>>37542025
it's a start

>> No.37542047

>>37541940
My, my, how forward.

>> No.37542051

>>37541651
What flavor do I have?

>> No.37542055
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>> No.37542069
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>>37540054
You don't, your only route is to defeat her.

>> No.37542127

>>37542051
Pineapple

>> No.37542186
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37542186

Pick them up! All of them! Become the snake wrangler!

>> No.37542187

>>37542047
>do you think the highwayman will notice this necklace tonight?
>he notices your necklace every night my lady.
>yes, but he likes some more than others.
High class mgs are all hopelessly romantic.

>> No.37542218

>>37542186
I don't want the white snake, though. I'm sure I could find a nice herpetologist or something for her, though.

>> No.37542231

>>37542186
toss me into the mating ball

>> No.37542251
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>>37542069
I want to surprise a white snake like this, I'm a hardcore monogamy enthusiast

>> No.37542271

>>37542251
None.

>> No.37542293
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37542293

>>37542186
Why is the apophis asleep and more importantly why is the best kind of lamia not there?

>> No.37542308

>>37542293
>Why is the apophis asleep
No pharaoh to rape. Yet.

>> No.37542340
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37542340

>>37542293
But grapesnek is the best lamia

>> No.37542348

>>37542340
scheming grape snake

>> No.37542365
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>November is over
I beat all those thirsty monsters

>> No.37542393

>>37542365
They were just letting you save up for later.

>> No.37542402

>>37542365
December is fox mating season anon. All you've done was just delay the inevitable into a much more dangerous time

>> No.37542448
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>>37542340
no, bunyip is too cute

>> No.37542606

>>37542402
But I thought November was fox mating season? Come to think of it, I think they also told me it was in October as well! I think I’m getting tricked guys

>> No.37542624
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>>37542606
All of those statements are true. Coincidentally, January is also fox mating season.

>> No.37542789
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37542789

Mermaids are asleep post cute mersharks

>> No.37542813

>>37541742
>not being the dashing thief of the night that steals the hearts of noble monsters as you rob them blind right in the middle of the ball

>> No.37542896

>>37542813
No I just wanna steal the hag’s virginity

>> No.37542965

>>37542896
You can do that as well as robbing her blind and leaving your calling card on her face after you fucked her retarded

>> No.37542999

>>37542789
I'd let a mershark swallow me whole

>> No.37543000

Necromancer Anon takes off in the night when he realizes his zombie fuck toys have all Wighted simultaneously, he fears their collective wrath now that they are intelligent and knowing that wights have massive political sway.

>> No.37543013

>>37543000
This is why jianshi are better than the zombie

>> No.37543261

>>37543000
Whats the worst they could do?

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>>37543261
keep him in a claw-drained state for the rest of his natural life

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>>37543261
Better question might be "what can't they do?"

>> No.37543344

>>37543323
have a pusle, be warm naturallly, breathe, etc. may I go on?

>> No.37543385

>>37543306
>>37543323
So necro-anon was right to run away?

>> No.37543445

>>37542813
Thieves like this will inevitably lose to a Dragon who traps his head between her massive thighs.

>> No.37543472

>>37543445
>dragon
>massive thighs
that's, not the only thing that's massive...

>> No.37543499

>>37543000
They could be pretty nice to him depending how he treated them, even if in the end he still becomes their collective fuck toy.

>> No.37543522
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37543522

I wanna breed battle bunnies

>> No.37543534

>>37543472
Her massive speeches?

>> No.37543574

>>37543534
no, her weight

>> No.37543718

>>37543534
the number of years she's been single but never been able to mingle

>> No.37543727

>>37543385
>>37543499
Now what do you think are the chances of a clean getaway for the anon?

>> No.37543767

>>37543727
If they do not yet regard him as their husband? He has a chance. If they do regard him as their husband? No chance.

>> No.37543792

>>37543767
His fate was probably sealed long ago he just didn’t know it.

>> No.37543827

>>37543000
Imagine what a Hoard of Wights can accomplish.

>> No.37543871

>>37543000
>zombies wighted
See that’s his fault, mine are still fine. Sure their hair is much neater and I think I saw claws but they still are my good zombies

>> No.37543899
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37543899

What sort of action deserves a chastity belt punishment?

>> No.37543901

>>37543522
The autonomy really bothers me.
Either her right boob is massive compared to her left boob or that perspective is fucked.

>> No.37543903
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37543903

why do you all want to B R E E D so fast? Why not take things slow and very romantic? What about the honeymoon? I appreciate a lot of you want children but shouldn't you take things a little slower?

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>>37543871
Just pamper them and keep them happy.

>> No.37543908

>>37543827
>hoard of wights
Damn, how powerful must you be to collect wights like a dragon?

>> No.37543914

>>37543901
Theres a ghost stretching it, dont worry about it

>> No.37543929

>>37543908
He did hoard them as zombies.

>> No.37543995

>>37543929
Aged like wine or something

>> No.37544004

>>37543906
I think pampering wont be quite enough considering he just ran away from his wives just after they wighted.

>> No.37544032

>>37544004
That was the advice to the Anon who still has his nice, well groomed zombies.

>> No.37544034

>>37543499
>not making your zombies wight into noble female knights that also have that "my lord's word is my command" attitude in bed

>> No.37544052
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37544052

Got milk?

>> No.37544062

>>37544052
no, I NEED MILK

>> No.37544136

>>37542624
Damn foxes and their trickery, is there any month that ISN’T fox mating season?

>> No.37544166

>>37544136
There's like a 3 day stretch in late March where they simmer down a little bit but that's just because they're planning the next mating season.

>> No.37544191

>>37544052
Is me liking hair hiding monsters eyes and indication that I am a future mg hentai star?

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>>37544191
I wouldn't worry about it anon; I'm sure you won't end up all over the internet or anything

>> No.37544239

>>37543906
I do, in fact I pamper them so much that they now have very good manners. I catch them whispering together, but when I get closer they just do their usual “Waaarm” and “Huuugs”
I love my zombies

>> No.37544281
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So am I supposed to rape rape cat or does rape cat rape me?

>> No.37544305

>>37544191
>>37544235
>anon is the slutty boy who gets molested by old fat monsters with hair covering their eyes while he is in a packed train

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>>37544191
Nah, it just means you have good taste.

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>>37544281
Just lay back and be a good sacrifice

>> No.37544421

>>37544281
Get raped in public, tenderly love in private

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She’s smug! Too smug! She already knows you’re as good as hers

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>>37544476
Sorry I'm only into tough girls in frilly dresses

>> No.37544541

>>37544495
She looks greasy

>> No.37544564

>>37544305
>a hag is riding him
>her hair gets swept aside, revealing her eyes
>she can feel his boner deflating inside her
>she hurries and pushes the hair back in place
>boner regains it’s strength
Hags better be careful

>> No.37544604

>>37544564
>Implying she's wouldn't have extremely cute eyes that make anon even harder
>Implying her blushing and stammering wouldn't make her even cuter making anon even harder
>Implying he wouldn't purposely brush her hair aside and kiss her cumming inside her

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I'm the exact opposite of that guy, beautiful eyes are very important.

>> No.37544717

>>37544604
>hag riding anon with her hair down
>her hair gets swept aside
>anon ODs on her cuteness and flips her over to mating press her
the true way to enjoy them

>> No.37544756

>>37542251
>I'm a hardcore monogamy enthusiast
King, I kneel.

>> No.37544783

>>37541081
How kind of them to hit '-' and solve the captcha and press post.

>> No.37544794

>>37543344
Magic pulse. You are now breathing manually.

>> No.37544841

>>37544783
They want you to know that anon is drowning in milk right now.

>> No.37544852

>>37544841
God I wish that were me.

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>>37544693
While I agree sometimes it is nice to have them slightly covered so they can be uncovered at key moments like mid climax

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I fucking love cheshires, their memes are funny and jokes are hilarious

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>>37544239
Splendid, this is what treating your zombies with love gets you.

>> No.37544888

>>37544841
>many posts here are made by monsters currently raping anon
>just to send a message
I sure do love jinkos

>> No.37544901

>>37544876
What if I didn't treat them with love? Like...laughing at how they stumble around and refusing to cuddle them?

>> No.37544919

>>37544876
But love is a waste of time!

>> No.37544930

>>37544794
still didn't solve natural warmth probelm

>> No.37544933

>>37544876
If i suspect a zombie to secretly be a wight should I just surprise mating press her? The reasoning being that if she's a wight she'd stop me from doing so

>> No.37544936

>>37544901
Man who mistreats his zombies shouldn't be surprised if they overpower him and show him no respect.

>> No.37544940

>>37544901
Are you Necro-Anon?

>> No.37544946

>>37544888
It's not rape. He enjoyed it so much that he asked us for more.

>> No.37544958

>>37544933
>Finally, I thought I'd have to ask him directly.

>> No.37544968

>>37544841
>milk4milk game

>> No.37545047

>>37540097
I want to see a guard doing guard duty and just get close to her and hug her.

>> No.37545079

>>37544871
>t. Tom

>> No.37545080

>>37544930
friction

>> No.37545081

>>37545047
>guard duty

>> No.37545092

>>37545080
still doesn't do it!

>> No.37545099

>>37545081
"My cousin's out fighting dragons, and what do I get? Guard duty."

>> No.37545159

>>37545047
Get up close and flip-up her clothes since she's not wearing underwear

>> No.37545177

>>37545047
i want apply to be a guard

>> No.37545303

>>37544876
>have another romantic evening with zombie wives
>one of them blurts out "I love you, dear husband"
>she blushes and walks away while the rest of the zombies mob me and shout out "Huuuugs"
So proud that one of my zombies said her first complete sentence! Time to bake her a nice cake in celebration

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>>37526704
https://exhentai.org/g/2075382/ab4aea6436/

>> No.37545349

>>37544358
I refuse. They are going to have to work for their sacrifice, dammit!

>> No.37545357

>>37545159
>not getting up close and getting underneath her clothes to eat her out while she does guarding

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>> No.37545432

>>37545387
Why does Ms. Cheshire want me to die?

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>>37545349
>anon said moments before being to mind broken into a willing sacrifice

>> No.37545472

>>37544281
just call 'em gato bonito and watch them melt

>> No.37545484

>>37545432
she does that

>> No.37545523

So why do we have a new thread so early guys?

>> No.37545528

>>37545523
timestamps

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>>37544717
yes

>> No.37545586

>>37545523
See >>37545528 and >>37541943

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>>37526704
https://imgbox.com/g/jGwxfWPHbp

>> No.37545698

>>37545682
Is that Shog monsterization or (second) Shog in disguise?

>> No.37545702

>>37545682
>legs
eh

>> No.37545711

>>37545702
>not liking shoglegs
what are ya, gay?

>> No.37545727

>>37545711
if they're laid out on a bed and for decorative purposes that's alright i guess but loadbearing slimelegs are silly.

>> No.37545729

>>37545528
>>37545586
So the new thread is invalid due to how early it is? Or do we flock to it when this archives?

>> No.37545734

>>37545682
Something seems off with that shogs butt

>> No.37545746

>>37545387
So many good girls in one pic. Fuck leaf though, she can die in a fire.

>> No.37545749

>>37545729
Just use it when this one expires. OP doesn't look like a troll and janitor is not doing shit unless maybe you want to spam ten new threads.

>> No.37545750

>>37545729
it doesn't seem to be made in bad faith so may as well use it.

>> No.37545752

Thread has fallen low, so it´s time for Wizard Stories.
>Be a high class waiter for exclusive events.
>Or rather, bribe a high class waiter.
>And some other minimum wagies to let you and some of your friends work their jobs for one event.
>And what an event you get to work at in!
>A Lilim Homecoming.
>Furnished on Pre-Portal Fashion, this Social Gathering marks the time when a Lilim is encouraged to begin her husband-hunting.
>To mark the occassion, she is presented with her brand new armaments.
>Which the assessing, and "borrowing" of are the reason of your presence in here.
>Weeb Hobbies are more expensive than drugs, they have forced you upon this path.
>And you´ve assessed the Cursed Landsknecht in display for this event will be very valuable on the Fandango Market.
>The presenting of which has now opened your window of oportunity.
>You stop busying yourself driving a service cart here and there, and signal the playing band.
>Such good chaps they are. You made fast friends out of them last week, when you went to try an Irish Bar.
>It stops playing Renaissance Music, and all except the two cellists discard their disguises.
>They continue playing with this:
> https://youtu.be/uT3SBzmDxGk
>They are "Bards", while the rest reveal themselves as Order Knights, and begin to reek havok.
>And as they play, supporting the rest of the party, and the Knights charge, an admirable, but doomed effort is performed for the event.
>Their sudden and violent marriage ceremonies give you time, though.
>After all, the costume of Antedelugian Zars´n Ezati is a foot and a half taller than you.
>And very complex to wear, too, when being brought out from a service cart.
>No Wizard would dare reveal himself as such, if not dressed on is finest regalia, after all.
>And as Monsterkind starts flexing on doomed adventurers, you are there.
>With your practiced, gravel baritone, you present yourself, the Wizard Zars´n Ezati.
>And then, you let the shocked audience give you more than enough time to grab the blade, and teleport away.
>Monsterkind has been successfully de-smugged for today, and you prepare to lay low, for they shall give chase upon your 7 proxies for a time...

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>>37545702
>he doesn't want this pin up hanging in his room
sorry anon, think you're an alp

>> No.37545758

>>37545749
I dunno with you. Feels like a double standard just because it so happens to have an MGE OP image. While any other non-mge monstergirl pic gets scrubbed.

But hey, as long as troll(s) or our gatekeeper don't go flapping their gums.

>> No.37545761

>>37545523
The other thread was made almost at the same time as this one. But janny is lazy and retards keep bumping the thread that went unused to keep it alive. Also it has "edition" in the OP so to follow the usual protocol and to not enable the faggots artificially keeping a shit thread on life support, make a real new one after this dies and don't use the discarded one.

>> No.37545790

>>37545758
if you don't start with /tg/ or /vt/ pictures you would find your thread much less persecuted.

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BIG FAT VORE MONSTER!

>> No.37545820

>>37545758
>While any other non-mge monstergirl pic gets scrubbed.
Most recently >>37449928 did just fine.
>>37545761
You better make like five then to make meido spring into action, or you're gonna be seeing an extra thread for a month again.

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>>37526704

>> No.37545864
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>>37545387

>> No.37545939

>>37545047
>Ahh! The foreign Human is hugging me!
>T-This wasn't part of the tour!

>> No.37545945

>>37545079
It's a known fact that men whose name is Tom are five times more likely to receive lewd advances from feline monsters.

>> No.37545947
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Human...

>> No.37545987
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>>37545947
i like when the little animal girls call me ningen

>> No.37546010

>>37545945
>Hey hot stuff, your name was Tom right?
>Yeah.
>...
>...
>So you a cat fucker?

>> No.37546012

>>37545758
>our gatekeeper
Imagine thinking just one person hates outsiders pushing their shit.

>> No.37546031

>>37545987
>even the loli foxes are throwing gang signs
the mofu mafia must be stopped

>> No.37546108

>>37545947
yes, that is my species name but would it kill you to call my name?
NSHAG

>> No.37546272

Human Girls and Women putting on big floppy witch hats as a means of trying to hide and disguise themselves from monstergirls and or horny pro-monstergirl men that want to corrupt and monsterize.

>> No.37546306

>>37546272
...are cringe and not fooling anyone.

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>>37545947
geizah...

>> No.37546362 [DELETED] 

>>37546306

>> No.37546370

>>37546272
conversely, there is no counter to the plainclothes dark mage

>> No.37546806
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>>37546272
the fiends

>> No.37546824

Nothing is more relaxing than spending all day submerged in a Dorome

>> No.37546895

Tbh I really hate monster girls which are just human girl but attractive, like that kinda misses the point for me like i want girl that is also monster, a lady wearing a hat casting isnt a monster Doubly so in a fantasy world where anyone even normal humans could cast spells.

>> No.37546902

>>37546010
This is blatant profiling and I am putting in a complaint

>> No.37546909

>>37526706
>>37526706
new

>> No.37546911

>>37546909
Threads not dead yet

>> No.37546920

>>37546909
No

>> No.37547237

>>37546909
You wanna die bastard?!!!?

>> No.37547470

>>37546909
>new
fag

>> No.37547480

>>37546895
Good thing monstergirls are more than just their exterior.

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>>37541081
Oh no, the famed "kumooichi"

>> No.37547547
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ded fox

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>> No.37547579

>>37547549
>don't worry, you'll see another one in the mirror soon

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