How 2 make Yukari send me to gensokyo

[Anonymous No.]

going to kill myself after the new years and I hope I at least become a fairy girl in Gensokyo, how do I do it?
(I don't really believe in the after life but... what IF I can be a little fairy girl in gensokyo y'know...)

[Anonymous No.]

Here you go, anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>37627515
I'm killing myself using charcoal though!!! so I can die while I sleep

[Anonymous No.]

Goodbye friend it's been nice knowing you. If you ever do get to Gensokyo could you kindly ask the sages there to let me in too? I'd like to fuck off from this shithole where I live as well

[Anonymous No.]

>>37627727
If I do end up in Gensokyo I'll ask for every kind /jp/ user like me to end up there as well as cute little fairies ok... I promise!

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>>37627504
i don't know, i've never been to Gensokyo. maybe you could ask ZUN. out of curiosity, why rope?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37627515
What happens if you do this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37636514
Instant death

[Anonymous No.]

Don't kill yourself you bastard, you still have obligations toward us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37627735
But I don't want to be a cute little fairy, I want to be with the cute girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37636885
You can be with the cute girl while also being a cute girl, anon

[Anonymous No.]

I will join you eventually anon. We shall all meet at the next flower viewing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37636819
>obligations toward us
What kind of obligations? It better not involve crossdressing and having gay sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37627504
If you off yourself you'll just go to Hell, not Gensokyo. The two are pretty similar for Human villagers, but still.

[Anonymous No.]

Please don't go anon I'll miss you :(

[Anonymous No.]

OP you have so much to live for don't do it for your own good

[Anonymous No.]

haha what if reincarnation was real and every time you told someone in a bad situation not to kill themselves, you were just delaying their reroll into a better starting situation? hehe wouldn't that be funny?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37638539
If reincarnation was real why would suicide be a free reroll without any deeper consequences? That and
>their reroll
You make it sound like they retain their previous individuality, quite optimistic.

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>>37627504
Hop in dude!

[Anonymous No.]

1. yukari uses an heroers as food for some yokai
2. if the afterlife (of any religion) is real you'd end up in some sort of hell or be reincarnated with a bitchload of bad karma

[Anonymous No.]

Never to be free, even in death.
When the body is lost, the soul remains trapped.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37636819
>you still have obligations toward us.
Like...?

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>>37627504
Reincarnating in Gensokyo is not a thing anon, but worst case scenario you'll get to meet Komachi for a while before she dump you in Sanzu river

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>>37627504

How many people who use to post/lurk on /jp/ have committed suicide? How many of these people believed that they would go to Gensokyo after death? I'm genuinely curious thinking about it now. I've always known similar images like >>37636929 and >>37638757 float around or even talks about unheroing leads you there. But this idea has been around for more than a decade. I'm starting to wonder just how many people have died and truly believed this.

[Anonymous No.]

Please don't kill yourself anon. You might think that you are running away from a bad life into a better one, but let's be honest the chance that whatever comes after death is worse than your current life is pretty high

[Anonymous No.]

>>37642232
Reminder that no isekai animes ever have a protagonist that committed suicide. Even with 2hu, suicidal people just end up as youkai food so at least Eiki dont have to throw you to hell for committing suicide.

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>>37642659
Even taking fiction aside, in most major religions suicide just brings you straight to hell. Even if you are a atheist and don't believe in all that stuff, why take the risk? In the worst case you will burn in hell for all of eternity, and in the best case you will cease existing entirely. And an existance in pain is preferable to non-existance. So yeah, there really is no point to suicide

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>>37642749
>existance in pain is preferable to non-existance

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>>37642749
>an existance in pain is preferable to non-existance
Lmao look at this dude. I'd take death over suffering any day and if you were slowly being killed by a painful debilitating illness you'd do the same as well as many people on the planet. The agony of living your life in constant monotony would be too much to bear. You would have nothing to live for knowing that your condition won't get any better.

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>>37637113
>>37641148
Filled 1cc chart.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37647281
You mean completely filled?
Can't I just get a normal 1cc in every game with every character?

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>>37647118
> The agony of living your life in constant monotony would be too much to bear. You would have nothing to live for knowing that your condition won't get any better.

That's the great thing about life. All things end. All suffering will end, all joy will end and they will be replaced by each other. If you stop living you lose your chance at receiving the payout for the suffering you endured.

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>>37647118
then break the monotony retard.
holy shit you are so fucking retarded if i werent such a nice person id tell you to kill yourself out of principle

[Anonymous No.]

everyone calm down

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>>37656149
>>37647912
>>37647463
Kill yourselves unironically and see where that gets you