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3775891 No.3775891 [Reply] [Original]

You've lived a worthless life that has caused others more pain than good. When you die you're going to hell. Change your ways or Shikieiki will come for you.

>> No.3775904

Will she spank me for being a bad boy?

>> No.3775901

Isn't the point of life to maximize one's own pleasure at any cost ?

>> No.3775905

I'd rather met shiki personally.

>> No.3775909

What if I want Shikieiki to come for me?

>> No.3775926

Sorry to burst your bubble but unless you can find your way inside that barrier, you will never meet Shikieiki. She's Gensokyo-only.

>> No.3775917

>>3775904
PAN!

>> No.3775935

i hope she sticks her judgment stick in my anus

>> No.3775941

>>3775926
>you'll never meet Shikieiki in afterlife ;_;.jpg

>> No.3775951
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>> No.3775955

Ah, but it would be terrible if I get to come and she doesn't.

>> No.3775959
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>>3775926
She'll make an exception for you because you're very very naughty.

>> No.3775962

>>3775951
Thinking lewd thoughts about the Yama? +500 SIN! YOU GO TO HELL!

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>>3775962

>> No.3775976

>>3775962
Anyone who would think lewd thoughts about her would also enjoy her company, so this works out quite well.

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>>3775951
Son of a bitch.

>> No.3776000
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PAN!

>> No.3776004
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>>3776000
?

>> No.3776011

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ty4bLUifoaw

>> No.3776013

Based on its description, it seems like everyone goes to Naraka even if you have no reason to go to Naraka. It's like the basement storage closet while your soul awaits samsara or moksha.

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>> No.3776024
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Most of /jp/ is probably about 10 years too old for the yama's taste.

>> No.3776039
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>>3776004
PAN?

>> No.3776044

>>3776011
WTF

>> No.3776077

>>3775989
beep beep no swearing online

>> No.3776100

>>3776024
She likes teenagers? That's odd.

>> No.3776222
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3776222

Watch out, Shikieiki is coming for your figurine collection!

>> No.3776238

>>3776077
shut the f*ck up tripf*g

>> No.3776259

>>3776100

Well, she needs them old enough to actually want it themselves. She has a quite specific preference.

>> No.3778448

>Shikieiki will come for you.

I gladly accept your offer.

>> No.3778476

What happens if she has to judge someone average? Not bad, but not that good either. Someone who's in the exact middle

>> No.3778480

>>3778476
hot steamy sex

>> No.3778488

>>3778476
The one who can walk such a path will stay with the Shiki forever

>> No.3778496
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>> No.3778513

Let's say you die and stand before a Yama.

Do you tell them the truth of your failure of a life, lived by leeching on others and accomplishing nothing, in hopes of avoiding Hell and getting reincarnated as a rat or something of equivalence?

Or do you lie your ass off in hopes of a better fate, knowing that if they don't believe you at any time, they can check and you'll be surely be fucked?

>> No.3778515

>>3776024

>Ten years old

Only ten? In my case, it's closer to a few centuries. Not that she would concern herself with me, anyway.

>> No.3779214

shikieiki can come for me any time, if you know what i mean.

>> No.3779221

I don't think it'd be so bad to die if you got to see shockecky yummysaladu on the way out.

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>>3779221
forgot my pic

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>>3779221

Yeah, but first you've got to be collected by Comanche And-a-duke-a.

>> No.3779246

>>3779231
Can't say I'd mind that one bit either, death sure sounds nice right about now.

>> No.3779248

I'd challenge her to a danmaku battle, and own her so hard she'll give up. If that fails, I'd get Yuuka to protect me (I'm a gardener, she'll definitely like to have me around). Even then, I don't mind going to hell. I know a touhou is going there *cough*Marisa*cough* and I'd be able to hook up with her.

>> No.3779253

>>3779248
Many girls in the real world and you can't hook up with them - why do you think you'd be able to hook up with *cough* marisa *cough* ಠ_ಠ

>> No.3779256

>>3779253

Because she's a slut.

>> No.3779257

>>3779256
Plenty of those in the real world too, and anonymous still can't get laid.

>> No.3779273

>>3775889
please stop spamming ＡｎｏｎＴａｌｋ .com thanks

>> No.3779274
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>>3779253
>Many girls in the real world
Curry... why are you acting like a newfag? Clearly you know /jp/ hates pig disgusting 3D

>>3779256
Don't talk that way about Marisa ;A;


>>3779256

>> No.3779288

>>3779274
>> no just you roneryfags

>> No.3779292

>>3779288
We don't have "ronery" here. Did you get lost on your way to /a/?

>> No.3779297

>>3779292
You must come here like once a month then. Failfag.

>> No.3779301

>>3779256
Not canon.

Move along.

>> No.3779306

>>3779297
He started posting like a day ago, don't mind him.

>> No.3779310

>>3779306
It's really like I was born yesterday!

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>>3779297
>>3779306
Same fag?

Anyways Marisa hijack.

>> No.3779322

>>3779310
(a) lose the trip faggot
(b) lurk moar

>> No.3779317

No I don't think I will be going to hell.

>> No.3779323

>>3779310
Considering you use a Trip, it certainly seems like it, yes.

>> No.3779326

>>3779320
No bro, these are my only posts since about 20 hours ago.
>>3779301
>>3779306
>>3779323

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>> No.3779354

Marisa's the goddamned Batman of the Touhou universe.

Think of it this way, Superman was born powerful, Iron Man made a machine to do his work for him, Spiderman got his power from a freak accident, but Batman?
He does shit for himself, he's the one with the strength to fuck up every criminal he comes across.

Reimu got her powers gifted to her from the Gods, Youkai are born with all their power, but Marisa?
She takes things into her own hands, she steals books from Youkai, learns Magic from scratch, and becomes one of the most powerful beings in the world, all for the good of Gensokyo.
She is a true hero.

>> No.3779355

>>3779326
fasntnig.jpg

>> No.3779366

This dump is slow.
I'll go make a sandwich.

>> No.3779408

>>3779354
>all for the good of Gensokyo.

Excuse me? All Marisa is ever interested about is herself.

>> No.3779451

>>3779354
Fascinating tale aniki.

>> No.3779514

>>3779320

Fuck your shit.

Eiki > anyone else >>> Marisa

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>>3779514
Fuck you too.

>> No.3779544

>>3779520

Aw man, that's what I get for defending the 5.7 case all the time?

>> No.3779576
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>>3779544
WHAT THE FUCK. I DON'T WANT TO BE THIS POPULAR.

But thanks for the 5.7 stuff.

But you must admit. Marisa > Any other character.

>> No.3779588

>>3779576
Whenever I imagine myself in a relationship with marisa I always end up like alice.
Hence why I prefer suwako.

>> No.3779722 [DELETED] 

>>3779576

Sorry, I never liked her too much. I mean, all the cleptomaniac shit is fine and dandy, but she is really ordinary.
I kind of like the Mari x Ali stuff, though.

Regarding /k/ and stuff, you really fucked up with that Marisa hentai conversation thingy.
I know that it was just for shit and giggles and there's nothing to freak about, but you know /k/ very well and you should know it is filled with underage fags who ride on the hate wave for /jp/ and everything that came from here. In addition, you own an expensive handgun they hate because it doesn't fire .50 BMG and wasn't in CoD4, so it's not cool.

You will get that screencap handed to you instead of arguments for the next three years at least, man.

>> No.3779726

>>3779576

Sorry, I never liked her too much. I mean, all the cleptomaniac shit is fine and dandy, but she is really ordinary.
I kind of like the Mari x Ali stuff, though.

Regarding /k/ and stuff, you really fucked up with that Marisa hentai conversation thingy.
I know that it was just for shit and giggles and there's nothing to freak about, but you know /k/ very well and you should know it is filled with
underage fags who ride on the hate wave for /jp/ and everything that came from here. In addition, you own an expensive handgun they hate
because it doesn't fire .50 BMG and wasn't in CoD4, so it's not cool.

You will get that screencap handed to you instead of arguments for the next three years at least, man.

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3779737

i <3 marisa

>> No.3779766

>>3779722
>I kind of like the Mari x Ali stuff, though.

Am I the only one who thinks of a Marisa/Ali Al-Saachez pairing upon reading that?

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>>3779726
Gives character.

It lets me tell whose 12 and whose 20

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>>3779726

>> No.3779931

>>3776222
>battle_royale_vol5

W-wait wait wait wait, volume 5 is translated? Seems like i have missed it, I demand a link!

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>>3779919

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>>3779934
>>3779919
samefag.

>> No.3779946

>>3779934
Did you post the wrong image there?
I can't think of any other reason you would link your own post without any text.

>> No.3779954

>>3779919
Get's funnier every time you read it.

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>>3779919

I'm hard now

>> No.3779960

As an inhabitant of Hell, I am offended

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>>3779934
>>3779919

zun is master troll

>> No.3779968

>>3779919

im 12 and what is this

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>>3779968

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>>3779919

oh my...

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>>3779934

gb2/k/ and take your cocksucking marisa with you.

you're not welcome here.

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>>3779987
I have RL pics of ZUN. Shall I post them as revenge?

>> No.3779999

>>3779995
Yes, tripwhore drama is sometimes funny.

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>>3779919

>> No.3780011

tripfag cybering is one of the most amusing things in the world even while doing it ironically

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>>3779999
Nah.. I won't sink to his level. I still have respect for others privacy, unlike him.

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>>3780013

haha no. you're a faggot who sucks cock for loli manga and got trolled for it.

you're waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay below newfag status.

I bet you're one of those people who gives blowjobs on the street for dope or something

You disgust me. Get the fuck out.

>> No.3780048

>>3780013
Hey Marisa, would you suck my dick?

>> No.3780052

>>3780048

you have hentai don't you?

>> No.3780054

Anon-kuuuuuuuuuuun~

>> No.3781948

>>3779576
>I DON'T WANT TO BE THIS POPULAR.
That's what you get for being such a fucking idiot.

>> No.3782011

I watch out for my sisters and mother. I sacrificed the little bit of social life I had to stay home 24/7 and watch out for them. Its been over four years since I went outside for my own pleasure.

Fuck you.

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