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3806486 No.3806486[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

You are riding the Shinkansen when across from your seat, you see this.

Course of action?

>> No.3806492

take a picture and make a thread on /jp/
then get banned

>> No.3806493

Approach her with a map, ask how to get to random area then try to strike up a conversation. Pretend to be interest, and then get her number.

>> No.3806489

god I hate these what if threads. I await the day they're deleted on site and the creators are banned

>> No.3806499

no

>> No.3806501

Keep staring at the floor.

>> No.3806505

>>3806489
Then what will remain in /jp/?

Touhou powerlevel threads?
Shitty VN that only emo faggots like threads?

>> No.3806510

first, this is not the shinkansen
second you dont speak japanese
learn japanese first, go there and ride the local train.

>> No.3806514

>>3806505
/jp/ related threads

>> No.3806534

>>3806514
Like Japanese bird cooking spaghetti?

>> No.3806538

continue playing my PSP because real girls intimidate me

>> No.3806543

Holy shit you sure are butthurt today, Bancock.

>> No.3806549

Continue viewing the scenery and wonder what I'm doing on a local train if I'm supposed to be on a shinkansen.

>> No.3806554

>>3806543
You have not left 4chan yet?
I suggest doing so.

>> No.3806559

ask her why she's so long

>> No.3806571

Ignore her and pay attention to Nene.

>> No.3806566

>>3806554
I told you I'll vacate this place on the glorious day you and mugen die because a tsunami.

>> No.3806574

what is she supposed to be cosplaying? That's an ugly outfit

>> No.3806578

Continue looking at my iphone while trying not to stare at her legs with all my willpower.
Constantly wonder if she's looking at me. Feel extremely uncomfortable and start blushing anyway even though she isn't even aware of my pathetic existence.
Constantly wonder if anyone notices that I'm blushing. Start feeling even more uncomfortable.
Constantly wonder if anyone notices that I'm embarrassed just by having a girl sit 5 meters from me. Start feeling even more uncomfortable.

Fap later while fantasizing about her coming to my seat while on the train and giving me a blowjob.

>> No.3806585

NOTHING, BECAUSE SHE'S PROBABLY LIKE 13

WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU PEDO FUCKS

>> No.3806589

>>3806578
>iphone

0/10

>> No.3806609

nothing, she is obviously posing for a photo, where is her school bag?

>> No.3806611

>>3806585
>implying something is wrong with interacting with a 13 year old

people aren't really people until they're 18 gaiz

>> No.3806619

Just continue reading the books I generally pick up every now and then.

>> No.3806621

>>3806611
That's right, until then they are worthless, incomplete people.

Also, defensive pedo spotted.

>> No.3806639

>>3806636
>implying that isn't considered pedo in the us.

>> No.3806636 [DELETED] 

>>3806621
>Also, defensive pedo spotted.
lol i am a pedo because I talk to my 10 year old sister.

>> No.3806644

>>3806639
>quoting a post I deleted to fix and still didn't capitalize the I after all.

>> No.3806640

The only option is to pretend to be doing something else so she doesn't realize you're watching her like a creep.

Also, OP is a faggot.

>> No.3806641

>>3806621
>Also, defensive pedo spotted.
lol i am a pedo because I talk to my little sister.

>> No.3806651

Also, has ``Anonymous of Bangkok'' always been a /b/tard or have I just noticed his posts for the first time today?

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