Why do Japanese girls sound like they're always in pain during sex, /jp/?

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Anonymous Mon Nov 30 00:36:03 2009 No.3823672 [Reply] [Original]

Why do Japanese girls sound like they're always in pain during sex, /jp/?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 30 00:38:03 2009 No.3823680 They are.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 30 00:38:03 2009 No.3823682 The sound always reminded me of a dog that has to go pee pee outside

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 30 00:39:03 2009 No.3823683 Slanted vaginas.

>>	None !Emiya21qOA Mon Nov 30 00:39:03 2009 No.3823686 Because it's sexier than "Oh fuck oh fuck fuck me more fuck yeah i'm so fucking horny fuck my pussy oh hey wait why are you going limp?"

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 30 00:40:03 2009 No.3823689 Sex is painful in Japan, hence its declining birth rates.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 30 00:40:03 2009 No.3823690 >>3823686 Yeah, that is pretty awful

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 30 00:41:03 2009 No.3823691 Want me to ask my girlfriend right now?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 30 00:42:03 2009 No.3823696 >>3823686 That's why you shove a rag in her mouth.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 30 00:42:03 2009 No.3823697 Blurry vagina syndrome is painful

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 30 00:48:03 2009 No.3823714 >>3823682

Anonymous Mon Nov 30 00:50:03 2009 No.3823721

>>3823686

Its gets annoying as fuck after the first 5 minutes. The only reason they make such got awful noises in bed is because they've been socially conditioned into believing that its appropriate behavior during sex. Feedback is nice, but hearing either

>Oh fuck oh fuck fuck me more fuck yeah i'm so fucking horny fuck my pussy

>Ah, ah ah, uaaaaaaa, uwaaaaaa, YIIIIIIIAAAAAAA, YIIIIIIAAAAA

are HUEG turn offs imo.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 30 00:51:03 2009 No.3823727 Because you're watching porn. Watch a couple that's taped themselves or something, added uncensoring!

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 30 00:51:03 2009 No.3823730 >during sex something you don't know nothing about OWNED

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 30 00:52:03 2009 No.3823734 High pitched squeals You cannot unhear.

>>	None !Emiya21qOA Mon Nov 30 00:53:03 2009 No.3823740 >>3823721 1. They're porn stars on video, you can't tell them to keep it down or shut up 2. You can't do it manually, i.e. covering their mouths with something. You just have to manufact your own turn-on machines, once you fint them.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 30 00:55:03 2009 No.3823751 At least japanese porn shows as least of the guy as possible. Most of the time just muting it is better.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 30 00:59:03 2009 No.3823773 http://www.efukt.com/2286_Deaf_Girl_Still_Wants_To_Be_A_Pornstar.html

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 30 01:09:03 2009 No.3823814 >>3823773 Gets me every time.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 30 01:21:03 2009 No.3823851 How do girls sound during real sex?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 30 01:25:03 2009 No.3823865 >>3823773 Any porn with girl + disability ? Like blind or deaf girl or something.

>>	White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ Mon Nov 30 01:25:03 2009 No.3823866 >>3823851 That depends on whether she likes it or not. But they're always less vocal during sex than they are while delivering a baby...

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 30 01:26:03 2009 No.3823870 >>3823721 Once again, porn!=real life.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 30 01:28:03 2009 No.3823883 >>3823866 sounds like completely scientific results of a german biology experiment.

>>	White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ Mon Nov 30 01:33:03 2009 No.3823899 >>3823883 I wouldn't find it that surprising if they did a comparison study.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 30 02:06:03 2009 No.3824027 OH GOD YOUR DICK IS SO SMALL THIS IS SO FUCKING BORING

Anonymous Mon Nov 30 02:14:03 2009 No.3824051

The underlying idea behind American porn is "we're being dirty and nasty." The underlying idea behind Japanese porn is "we're out of control." So American porn dialogue is basically just talking dirty, while Japanese porn dialogue is basically about making "emotional" noises.

>>	penisale Mon Nov 30 02:18:03 2009 No.3824069 japanese men think so little of women they have to fake it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 30 02:21:03 2009 No.3824084 >>3823773 Scared the shit out of me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 30 02:23:03 2009 No.3824098 American porn actresses' voices are about the least arousing sound I can think of, and that includes a cat clawing its way down a chalkboard and Fran Drescher.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 30 02:25:03 2009 No.3824108 File: 17 KB, 306x367, 934637673457.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3823773 SOUNDS LIKE A GORILLA pic related

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 30 02:41:03 2009 No.3824186 There was a funny vid where they take the sound of AV girl and show the picture of a racing car. The sound fits so well. A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-eeeeeeeeeee-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 30 02:42:03 2009 No.3824189 >>3824098 I'd give my left hand to see a porno with Fran Drescher. The angriest loads being caught by the most annoying woman. That would be the greatest porn.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 30 02:46:03 2009 No.3824202 >>3824189 The actor would need some incredible mental will to keep a boner around her voice, though. Or earplugs.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 30 02:46:03 2009 No.3824204 rape fetish

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 30 02:49:03 2009 No.3824218 >>3824189 Seconded. I want her to do that laugh as she is repeatedly cummed inside.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 30 02:51:03 2009 No.3824224 Why do American girls sound like they're always slurping noodles during sex, /jp/? SHIIIILLP. uh. SHIIIIILP. ooh.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 30 02:52:03 2009 No.3824229 >>3824218 Did she ever consider porn as her career?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 30 02:56:03 2009 No.3824246 >>3824229 I don't know, but she's got the body for it and there's got to be some kind of masochistic type out there who wants to here her voice while masturbating.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 30 02:57:03 2009 No.3824248 The real reason is that Japanese men have barbs on their penises like cats.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 30 02:57:03 2009 No.3824251 >>3824224 Oh, so THAT's why slurping your noodles is considered bad manners in America.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 30 03:02:03 2009 No.3824283 >>3824224 As opposed to the sucking/gagging GLUHAGUHLAGULHAG sound.

>>	Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 Mon Nov 30 03:05:03 2009 No.3824302 >>3824283 I love how in American pornography it always sounds as if the woman is on the edge of vomiting while trying to suck penis.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 30 03:24:03 2009 No.3824417 >>3824229 She was raped in the 80s or something so I'm pretty sure she hates sex. (she's 52) >>3824302 She is on the edge of vomiting.

>>	Sudo !nAoZUmIAfk Mon Nov 30 03:25:03 2009 No.3824423 >>3824302 >>3824283 A lot of the time it seems like the guys are forcing their cocks down their throats to make them gag on purpose.

>>	Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 Mon Nov 30 03:26:03 2009 No.3824427 >>3824423 Yes, I've noticed the way they ram their dicks in.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 30 03:28:03 2009 No.3824438 >>3824417 Wow. That guy must be fucked up to rape someone like her. If I were him I would've turned 360 degrees and walked away as soon as I saw her.

>>	None !Emiya21qOA Mon Nov 30 03:29:03 2009 No.3824443 >>3824423 Well, they do have very large members that seem in need of stimulation to remove their testicles from their abdomen.

>>	ZUN !barYV1VtIA Mon Nov 30 03:29:03 2009 No.3824444 >>3824283 Blind people fap to the sounds, though. It's all they got.

>>	None !Emiya21qOA Mon Nov 30 03:31:03 2009 No.3824450 >>3824444 Blind people are assholes. They broke my foosball table.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 30 04:15:03 2009 No.3824654 This is why 2D hentai > 3D porn. The girls in hentai don't make stupid noises.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 30 04:16:03 2009 No.3824657 >>3824654 Yes they do.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 30 04:20:03 2009 No.3824670 >>3824438 OK, people, we need to stop using this "turn 360, walk away" joke we've been using for like....3 years now ever since the goddamn Xbox360. Really guys, stop it.

Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 Mon Nov 30 04:20:03 2009 No.3824672

>>3824444

I pity the blind, having to listen to:

OOOH GOD YES OH FUCK YES FUCK MY LITTLE PUSSY NNNNNNNGH UHHHHHHHHHH FUCK ME, FUCK ME! OH GOD OH GOD

Ad infinitum. I'm usually reaching for the Mute button within seconds. That's just with American pornography, though.

There's usually some guy in there saying dumb and retarded shit as well. HUH HUH LOOK AT THOSE CANS, STICK YOUR ASS IN THE AIR BABY HUH

ITT: things in porn that make you rage

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 30 04:22:03 2009 No.3824679 >>3824672 the problem is that you're watching american porn

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 30 04:33:03 2009 No.3824716 ITT: All American porn sounds exactly the same and all Japanese porn sounds exactly the same.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 30 08:25:03 2009 No.3825454 you should all try watching brazilian fart porn.

>>	Anonymous of Croatia !na1byG1GU. Mon Nov 30 08:36:03 2009 No.3825490 File: 202 KB, 660x660, 5634117.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3825454 Yeah brazilian porn is real awesome, like 2 girls 1 cup...

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 30 08:40:03 2009 No.3825498 http://www.tube8.com/search.html?q=brazil Brazilian porn is kind of okay.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 30 08:44:03 2009 No.3825510 I fap to VN's and H-Mangas. They are so what better than Porn anyway.....

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 30 09:01:03 2009 No.3825567 >>3824672 When the frat boy fuckers make some tasteless sex joke about the smell of fish or some shit. I'm watching these goddamn videos because these fuckers are getting laid and I'm not, I don't need to be reminded of their existence fellas.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 30 09:03:03 2009 No.3825573 >>3824670 Dude, take the xbox hueg stick out of your ass.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 30 09:05:03 2009 No.3825581 Your problems is that you watch "professional" porn. Go watch amateur porn, real amateur homemade shit of people not acting like tards.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 30 09:07:03 2009 No.3825588 >>3825581 From my experience those have shitty camera angles. Besides, the girls in my lesbian JAVs seem to have real orgasms. Either that or they are very good at faking subtle spasms.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 30 09:09:03 2009 No.3825594 http://www.tube8.com/asian/japanese-beauty-boobs/194403/

>>	Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 Mon Nov 30 09:12:03 2009 No.3825597 File: 4 KB, 126x94, animedonotwant.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3825581 The problem is that people in amateur porn can be disgusting. Small cocks, saggy tits, hairy armpits, crooked teeth...lots of pubic hair...

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 30 09:13:03 2009 No.3825598 File: 48 KB, 640x480, k550.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Hentai is still the best.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 30 09:13:03 2009 No.3825599 I know at least one JAV actress that doesn't act as if she's being raped. Forgot her name, though.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 30 09:15:03 2009 No.3825605 >>3825598 Recommend us some titles.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 30 09:19:03 2009 No.3825615 >>3825597 like looking into a mirror, huh

Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 Mon Nov 30 09:22:03 2009 No.3825626

>>3825615

I was waiting for someone to say that.

lol ur dick is tiny/ur boobs sag thats why u dont liek teh amateur porn hur hurr hur durr.

No, not ALL amateur porn is horable, just a good deal of it. I see it like this: porn is unrealistic and shitty because we're supposed to be actually having sex instead of watching people...or drawings having sex.

>>	Anonymous of Croatia !na1byG1GU. Mon Nov 30 09:23:03 2009 No.3825629 >>3825599 That timestop series and all the doll-like series, all of them never say a world. It's good.

>>	:3~ !RAKiSUtaAA Mon Nov 30 09:24:34 2009 No.3825630 File: 46 KB, 640x480, weirdlookingpachira.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3825626 >horable Oh wow Arc; as dumb as always.

>>	Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 Mon Nov 30 09:25:34 2009 No.3825634 File: 14 KB, 252x246, coolfacefutaba.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3825630 Knew I'd get someone with that.

>>	:3~ !RAKiSUtaAA Mon Nov 30 09:25:34 2009 No.3825637 File: 4 KB, 190x190, 1248346283488.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3825634 >implying you did that on purpose

>>	:3~ !RAKiSUtaAA Mon Nov 30 09:28:04 2009 No.3825643 File: 46 KB, 640x480, weirdlookingpachira.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3825626 >horable Oh wow Arc; as dumb as always.

>>	:3~ !RAKiSUtaAA Mon Nov 30 09:29:04 2009 No.3825649 File: 46 KB, 640x480, weirdlookingpachira.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3825626 >horable Oh wow Arc; as dumb as always.

>>	:3~ !RAKiSUtaAA Mon Nov 30 09:31:05 2009 No.3825657 File: 46 KB, 640x480, weirdlookingpachira.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3825626 >horable Oh wow Arc; as dumb as always.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 30 09:42:03 2009 No.3825693 "MMMMM GIMME DAT CHOKLATE BITCH"

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 30 09:43:03 2009 No.3825698 >>3825693 GTFO KS DEV

>>	:3~ !RAKiSUtaAA Mon Nov 30 09:44:40 2009 No.3825702 File: 46 KB, 640x480, weirdlookingpachira.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3825626 >horable Oh wow Arc; as dumb as always.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 30 09:46:03 2009 No.3825705 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QuBkJYb8pdM This is the greatest porn movie that ever existed.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 30 09:57:03 2009 No.3825745 >>3825598 CHOTO! CHOTO! ITTAI ITTAI ITTAI! AHHHH!!

Anonymous Mon Nov 30 10:00:03 2009 No.3825763

Western porn is disgusting. Every time I hear some repressed homosexual whine about Japanese porn being censored, I can't help but think that man is a faggot. Who wants to see a disgusting cock? Yes, the vagina is censored too, but if a censored vagina means a censored penis, I'm OK with that because I'm not a dick-hungry crypto-faggot. And as for the noises, this isn't as annoying as the slut-talk that Western women think guys want to hear. Nobody wants to hear a woman talk.

>>	Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 Mon Nov 30 10:01:03 2009 No.3825767 >>3825598 >>3825745 YAMETE! ONII-SAMA, YAMETE! Uuuuhuhuhuhu~ sobs hysterically

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 30 10:06:03 2009 No.3825785 >>3823773 I don't think I can do Shizune's route after hearing this now.

>>	:3~ !RAKiSUtaAA Mon Nov 30 10:06:48 2009 No.3825786 File: 46 KB, 640x480, weirdlookingpachira.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3825626 >horable Oh wow Arc; as dumb as always.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 30 10:23:03 2009 No.3825851 japanese porn is awful Fake pain faces Tiny dicks Ugly skanks with fake brown hair That crying Censored

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 30 10:25:03 2009 No.3825860 american porn is awful Fake pleasure faces Abnormally large dicks Ugly skanks with fake blonde hair That screaming Uncensored ugly genitials

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 30 10:26:03 2009 No.3825862 File: 92 KB, 500x351, mr-cool-ice-21.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3825763 This is who you sound like.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 30 10:26:03 2009 No.3825863 >>3823773 I once saw 2 deaf guys telling each other jokes or something. Shit was so CASH!

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 30 10:34:03 2009 No.3825900 >>3825763 Hey man, what do you have against cryptography?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 30 10:35:03 2009 No.3825904 porn isn't like real sex u guis but i take it no one here has had sex

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 30 10:35:03 2009 No.3825906 >>3823672 Why are you a pervert?

Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 Mon Nov 30 10:36:03 2009 No.3825911

>>3825904

>but i take it no one here has had sex

Why, no, sir. We are all very social sorts and mingle with people regularly, maintaining active networks of friends and fuck-buddies. Occasionally we come home and troll /jp/ by pretending to be socially introverted people.

Whatever gave you the idea that there were virgins here? You must be mistaken.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 30 10:38:03 2009 No.3825915 >>3823672 Why do you like Japanese porn?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 30 10:40:03 2009 No.3825921 Hentai is the best, because you can turn it up and pretend you were just watching some horror anime. Running/fighting/crying/grunting women in anime sound exactly the same as hentai sex and vice versa.

>>	Rage Emitting Diode !RaGERRuxPQ Mon Nov 30 10:43:03 2009 No.3825944 Personally, I cannot stand the sound of a porn. "eeee, eeeeee, uuuaaaah, iiiiyyyyaaa, yyyiiiiiaaaa, eeeeeee!" Annoying as fuck. Killed so much good porn for me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 30 10:44:03 2009 No.3825949 >>3825862 Why do like penises?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 30 10:45:03 2009 No.3825959 File: 35 KB, 328x478, awesome.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3825949 Cocks Rock

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 30 10:50:03 2009 No.3825989 Why the hell are you guys still watching 3DPD porn?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 30 10:51:03 2009 No.3825999 >>3825989 Sometimes you get tired of watching the same 3 sets of 5 frames of animation looping for 2 minutes before the screen whites out and sends sparkles everywhere.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 30 11:03:03 2009 No.3826056 >>3825999 Or when six liters of what seems to be paper mache goo oozes out of her in gushing spurts, goddamn I'm sick of seeing that. It's like they're stuffing her with wall paper paste or something jesus.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 30 12:09:03 2009 No.3826382 >>3825999 Sometimes you get tired of watching 3D porn with no story at all.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 30 12:12:03 2009 No.3826399 >>3826382 hahaha I'm guessing you only stick to watching normal JAVs?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 30 12:17:03 2009 No.3826420 >>3826399 Well, most of Jav that I watch has low budget, thus resulting in shitty movie and instant sex. If you know any good one, please it post here.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 30 12:17:03 2009 No.3826422 I can't fap to anything that is not incest. Japan made me like that.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 30 12:49:03 2009 No.3826509 Live action porn is always shit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 30 12:53:03 2009 No.3826522 Anime porn is shit too. It's so fucking dull. Basically the only thing that gets me aroused anymore is 2d still images.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 30 12:54:03 2009 No.3826523 >>3826522 Of holocaust victims.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 30 12:59:03 2009 No.3826537 i haven't masturbated in days. i've been trying with different kinds of porn and i just can't get aroused anymore.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 30 13:00:03 2009 No.3826541 File: 120 KB, 525x162, crankbj6.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 30 13:01:03 2009 No.3826549 >>3826522 Yeah. And the text in VNs, runs my imagination the best way ever. You guys should try that too.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 30 13:03:03 2009 No.3826557 Japs love their rape. Of course it gets a bit silly when you have two girls acting like they're both getting raped when using a double dildo, and the screeching gets BAD. Still, hawt.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 30 13:11:03 2009 No.3826600 Because of MIGHTY JAPANESE SWORDU!!!!! Its a domination thing. Kind of stupid if you ask me. Like nothing turns me on more than doing it with a girl who's totally not into it. Lame.

Anonymous Mon Nov 30 13:30:03 2009 No.3826719

It's learned behaviour.

It's a response to Japanese men's small penises. They want to give the man an impression that they're being ripped apart by their 'huge' dick.

The equivalent in the west are women faking orgasms. Not that they don't do that too in Japan.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 30 13:32:03 2009 No.3826732 >>3825911 sigh arc you are the only likeable tripfag on /jp/

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 30 13:42:03 2009 No.3826791 >>3826719 >fake orgasm The women there just cry of sadness when they are having sex. Japanese men are ok with this.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 30 13:59:03 2009 No.3826874 >>3826791 It's like they're really Sengoku Rance?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 30 15:01:03 2009 No.3827176 >>3826874 yea, but Rance girls still show some very light resistance.

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