Monster Girl Thread

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Today's forecast.

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[Anonymous No.]

is ryu just fancy wurm?

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>>38515264
Do Wurms have a reverse scale?

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>>38518249
poke her and find out

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I want to impregnate this plant.

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>thread made a whole day prematurely for no reason
If you had waited literally 10 more seconds to reply I would've posted a real new thread but now we have to deal with this faggotry instead.

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>>38515205
Alright, what would the newest popular gyaru anime girl who likes to cosplay ND appreciates her doll making tailor male friend, monsterize into? Other than Le Pyrow?

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>>38527054
>Breed me, Seymour!

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>>38527100
>not Seed me

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>>38527083
Living doll if constructs were allowed
outside of that, you could have a vinalla succ, theres something wholesome about vanilla at times

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>>38527079
I’m pretty sure this thread was made just a few seconds after the previous one so not early just bad timing.

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>>38527201
It's not a warhammer or ace combat picture so I'll give it the benefit of the doubt.

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>>38527083
Pyrow!

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>>38527083
Back to /a/, faggot.

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>>38515205
>>38515205
need more monsters with mob faces!

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Please keep your slimes out of Dragonia. They're easily influenced by the mana of their surroundings.

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>>38515205

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How do we stop monster girls from kidnapping and segsing our sons? Don't want a mamono to get grabby and sob about damned male child and weewees when my progeny grabs her tail.

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>>38527530
marry a monster and only have daughters instead, very simple

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>>38527325
is Spy!

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>>38527542
>marry a monster
>breaking news
>Lilith won and monster can now birth incubi
>have 12 sons in a row
what now?

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>>38527530
bro, its fine. Only the dum ones would get segged, the smart ones will get married at 18

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>>38527530
Full burkas, including gloves. Don't let your sons dress like whores.

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>>38527576
my sons will wear whatever they damn please and it's their fault for not running fast enough or not paying attention to escape routes like I taught 'em

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gonna draw harpy wife, got any ideas?

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>>38527596
birb making spaghetti

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>>38527576
My father wore that plate armor, I wore that plate armor (even when I was getting married), and my son will also be wearing that plate armor.

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>>38527530
Teach your sons to segs the monsters first.
>>38527591
>he wants his sons to be the prey

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>>38527596
Draw her behind the wheel of a large automobile.

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>>38527530
keep a close eye on them till they turn 18
on their 18th birthday fucking airdrop them into a forest

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>>38527560
hope they alp

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>>38527622
cadillac eldorado, 1959. that okay?

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>>38527621
i am teaching my sons how to be like me when I was their age, a bratty little slut who got married at 10

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>>38527530
we need monsters guarding our kids!

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>>38515205

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>>38527083

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>>38527621
Good idea. Let's see what those hags will do when it's a bunch of cute shotas UOOOOOOHHHHing at them. Bet they are going to be embarrassed as hell.

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>>38527665
This. Find a good-girl onee-san to babysit and scare off the other girls.

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>>38527612
Kek. Seconded.
Possibly with pockets to carry the spaghetti from the pantry to the stove

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>>38527719
Great idea. A loyal dog will not only keep your son safe from the pedo hags and be his best playmate but will also teach him about responsibility, and joys of rough sex and fatherhood.

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>>38527719

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>>38527788
either a dog or get a jinko maid for absolute security and make sure to get the most mature and big breasted one of all to make sure your boy is in good and caring paws

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Hell cat.

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>>38527890
Silly little cow, shog s don’t exist, they are just something mommy Kiki’s tell their daughters so they pass maid school

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>>38527831
She doesn't look like an open-top tank destroyer to me.

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>>38527909
>"You have to learn how to clean the floor tiles to a mirror shine, sweetie. Why? Because if you don't, some nasty shoggoth could come and steal your future husband away with her own shiny floor tiles. You don't want that, do you?"

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>>38527778
Bird attempts to feed husband sketti like a mother bird feeding worms to a hatchling

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Reject pathetic fleshbag waifus, breed robots

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>>38527778
>Meiya doesn't have any pockets
>shoves the spaget into her breasts.

okay see ya in a few hours.

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>>38528021
>no pockets
Where does she keep the extra horny then?

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I would marry a cu sith.

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>>38528017
What is the thickest model of robutt?

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>>38528041
in her panties.

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>>38527719
>>38527788
>>38527812
>be five year old anon, really want a puppy
>for some reason, parents get me a doggirl instead
>really close as children
>go everywhere together, always playing together
>around 10-11 parents and adults start to joke that we'll end up marrying each other
>kinda gets under my skin
>get some human boy friends, they convince me girls are icky
>start to distance myself from her
>she's no longer allowed to sleep in my room, no longer allowed to take baths with me, we don't play much anymore
>she still waits for me when I get home every day
>in teens doggirl has grown bigger than me
>start to like girls again, but doggirl won't let any close
>try to bring girl over, but doggirl growls are her at the doorway
>most leave after seeing her
>always get mad a doggirl, call her "bad girl!"
>she whimpers and goes back to her room
>one night wake up to crying doggirl in my bed
>ask her what's wrong
>she says she's worried I hate her
>suddenly feel like piece of shit
>pet her and tell her I don't hate her
>she asks if that's true why don't I want her anymore, why do I keep trying to be with other girls
>realize then and there how much of a fool I've been, that the right one has been with me the whole time
>tell her such
>she doesn't even say a word, just leans in for a kiss
>asks me to call her a good girl and to make it up to her by making her officially mine
>years later, be adult now. Love me dogwife and our many daughters

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>>38515205

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>>38528043
I want a cu sith to kiss, lick, and slobber on my face

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>>38528043
>>38528230
>>>/trash/

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>>38528258
You're trash.

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>>38528223
>>>/aco/

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>tfw no Dino gf

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>>38528258
>off topic
you wish

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>>38528276
What kind of dino?

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>>38528296
I am stuck between trex, triceratops, raptors, or stegosaurus

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would you learn to make your waifu's favorite food?

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>>38528351
Nice burrito piggy, oink oink

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>>38528307
>pov:she found you in her room sniffing her panties

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>>38528351
Of course!

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>>38528307

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I like kind foxes

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>>38528336
Pachy it is then.

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>>38528396
Awww, she so fluffy!!!!

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>>38528397
i'm only able to find it genuine when the fox is really dumb

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>>38528307
>>38528396
Who’s the artist I want more of this tall fox

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>>38528506
https://twitter.com/ShamoEro/media
aqui

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>>38528307
scary

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>>38528397
Me too

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>>38528528
https://youtu.be/TmD8I7Wd6LA
ToT ToT ToT

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>>38528506

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>>38528528
tan lines are powerful

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i need the magic...

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So heres a fun thing we could do
what false fact was told to you that was so wrong a haku will try to stangle you?

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>>38528684
>wanting magic from a bitch that would likely shotafy you, drain your level so you won’t be able to put uo any resistance and then force you to suck her tits in oublic for maximum humiliation while she flaunts finally having a husband without shame
Retardbro…

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>>38528684

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>>38528684
who's this? I swore I saw her before

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>>38528725
those who can't do, teach

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>>38528725
>stangle
expect banging on your door very soon

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>>38528727
I want this, this is what I want for me

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>>38528752
i think magisa from granblue fanstay

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>>38528725
lifting weights too young makes your dick smaller

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>>38528802
gacha huh... tempting...

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>>38528834
no, no, don't let the devil tempt you with jpegs

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>>38528725
A friend of mine told another that men have two dicks.
and he agreed becuase he thought one was on the inside.

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>>38528725
it takes approximately 7 minutes to fully cremate a human body

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>>38528849
it's okay anon... I'll just be F2P and do my dailies everyday...

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>>38528849
Wanna buy some Kakuen pictures?

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>>38515205

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>>38528727
Ha ha, Ikr? Who would ever want to be manhandled by a big titted onee-san? Just imagine being used like a walking masturbatory toy, a dildo, constantly being experimented on and altered to fit her sexual desires. One day, you've been turned into an musclehead with a massive cock who needs to be chained up because he can only think about sex, the next you're a shy shota with an even bigger, and studded, cock who keeps popping boners just from getting a whiff of her perfume. Sounds downright terrible to be completely at the mercy of some pervy-mage, right?

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>>38528929
>the next day, she makes you into a bratty shota that needs to be rape corrected
>the other day, you are the young apprentice that is currectly eating her out
>The day after that, you are the perfect pet always eager to greet your master, licking her face and cuddling with her
the possibilities are endless

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>>38529004
Hey auntie, why don't you try some exercise?

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>>38528725
Any variation of
>Gravity is just a theory though.

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>>38529081
A GAME THEORY

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>>38529004
imma give the wock more pizza!

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>>38529032
>one day she tried a potion made with holst milk, not sure if it was the desired results but it made her lactate constantly.
She turned you into an infant, fed you a dopple potion on you, and you and your clone spent the entire day latched to her tid.

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lmao, reddit

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get the fuck out, fucking retard

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>>38529247
Nobody cares.

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>>38529120
>Anon instead of doing his report just reads theories about Herobrine

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>>38529004
>tfw no cool greatx10 grandaunt wock gf

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>>38529120
>gave the pope a copy of Another Story of Fallen Maidens

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Valks are nive
Imagine one showing up and asking you to adenturing with her.

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>"Hey kid, wanna see a magic trick?"

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>>38529318
Making my penis disappear is not a magic trick.

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>>38529318
This is what an alped chesire looks like.

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>>38529318
Nah.

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Use contraception unless you want to raise two football teams at the same time.

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>>38528853
When I was in high school this teacher told us this story about this dumb girl he and his friends would fuck with when they were our age. At one point they psyopped her into believing that all boys had detachable dicks, some screwed theirs on, others had magnetic dicks, others were attached by zippers, buttons, etc, and that if their dick fell off and they lost their dick then it was gone forever. Now when I think about that story I think about the chaos it would cause if you got wurms to think it was true

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>Tall fox on her knees is still too tall to give a blowjob
Fuck, why does this make my dick harder?

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I need to be picked up and cuddled by a huge monstergirl, I am small

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>>38529318
i thought auntie chesh wasn't allowed to show me magic tricks after last time?

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>>38528658
imagine being trapped inside her tails with no one the wiser

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>>38529334
She'd beg to differ.
Now pull down those pants so she can show you her "magic"

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>>38529348
>contraception

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>>38529367
Auntie chesh is only allowed 3 glasses of wine when she's coming over these days, so you should be fine.
She's also not allowed near you without supervision, but that's beside the point .

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>>38529318
Sure, I love magic tricks!

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>>38529348
>contraception
I'm calling the police

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>>38529353
just imagine this with that fox
https://files.catbox.moe/46pxyb.gif

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>>38529433
is the reason I can't remember last visit why she can't drink?

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>>38529353
Because it means she has to pick you up.

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This is what hag momsters post on 4mon

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>>38529618
more on monbook, 4mon is for those loner neets

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>>38529618
>ugh, my adopted human son told me he doesn't think I should be breastfeeding him anymore! He's not even 30 yet, can you believe that?! I had to punish him by draining his balls with my mouth! Maybe I should just get him to knock me up, at least then I'll have a daughter I can understand better, but I don't want my friends to think I'm a cradle-robber. What do you girls think?

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>>38529664
I wish I could get on that site and make a chesire neets dreams come true.

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>>38529702
Anon some are the type of women who go "gufufufu". Are you willing to take that risk?

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>>38529664
Anon goes on 4monster to post workout pics to tease smelly NEET monsters.

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>>38529749
It's a risk we must all endure for having a chesh wife, one I'd take gladly

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>>38529687
>devolves into a discussion at awhat age is it nowt craddle robbery with lots UOHH posting of humans
>>38529702
>>38529760
I'd be a slut that would show off his body but hides his face with a gas mask or something to those fat smelly neets and would even drop whole zips files of me cosplaying and doing very lewd things

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>>38528351
I'd have to, she's got no hands to cook with.

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>how do I get a human to leave my fishing spot?
>found a great spot a few months ago
>very secluded, great place to relax and stretch my claws
>large tasty fish too
>a few weeks ago I get there and there's a man there, fishing in my spot!
>not only is catching all my fish, but he's leaving his scent all over the place! Pretty soon there'll be kobolds and hellhounds showing up here too!
>please help, I don't know what to do!

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>>38528307
>>38528506
that smile
that damned smile

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>>38529879
Just rub your scent all over him to cover it problem solved

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>>38529879
I love this picture, thank you for posting it.

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>>38528182
>>start to distance myself from her
>>she's no longer allowed to sleep in my room, no longer allowed to take baths with me, we don't play much anymore
>>she still waits for me when I get home every day
why

why would you do this

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>>38529879
>publicly advertising that she's a quickshot
Time 2 bully

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>>38530000
>anon got baited by the master baiter

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>>38530000
quads have spoken, time to bully
>>38529879
you a dumb cat

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>>38529984
Kids are stupid anon. I should know, I was one.

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>>38530021
>>38530017
>>38530000
>try to tease her
>she bullies me for having a teenie weenie ;-;

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>>38515205

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>red-slime-pill me on harems
>I'm not really keen on the idea of sharing a husband, but all the men in my area are being snatched up like coins in front of a nuki
>pretty soon the only males left will be infants, and I'm not THAT into UUUOOOHHH!
>know a great guy who has a bicorn wife, and she told me she'd be into sharing him
>anyone here in a harem? Do you get along well with your sister-wives?

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>>38529984
>Anons parents went overboard on the idea of having pets that grow up with him
>He's got a fiesty terrier kobold always at his heels
> Aloof were cat that just so happens to always want to nap in whatever room he's in
>Neurotic lamia that spends most of her time coiled around anons arm for warmth and comfort
>Lovey dovey wererabbit that gets lonely when he's at school
>The familys umi Osho that was fourty by the time he was born

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>>38530117
>and he brought home a fox one day

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>>38530130
>He'd been keeping a rata in his closet for a week before his parents found out
>Still hasn't found the Mucus toad or his secret bug collection though

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>>38527732
This doujin is anti-mothman propaganda to make men afraid of moths

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>>38530150
Anon is friend to all living things

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>>38530150
How is anon feeding all these girls?

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>>38530187
The Giving Tree provides

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>>38530187
his parents are rich, he probably gets enough money to order them all takeout every day

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>>38530150
>somehow has a kraken in the pool, a grapesnek in the snek room, and a dragon maid

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>>38530183
And non living things too
>The zombie dragon awoke from her eternal rest because anon chased the terrier through her tomb when she got off her leash and went looking for bones
> Followed him home

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>>38530225
>a kraken in the pool
Reminds me of this song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ltx-pmjdAAI

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>>38529318
Aren’t you not allowed near schools?

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>>38529348
>not wanting to make a traveling softball team with your daughterus
You’re the real monster here Anon.

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>>38530246
>the face of his parents when they find him trying to hide the 8ft tall and thicc Dragon zombie from them
and lets not get into the zombies in the basement

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>>38530286
And then there's the Iron Golem he hid in the barn.

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>>38530286
>and lets not get into the zombies in the basement
Listen, I’m sorry that Undead realms doesn’t have a limit for how many zombies you can take home! It’s not my fault! I make nice dresses for them and do their hair while they try to hum or whistle.

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>>38527433
Can I still take them to Sabbath meetings?

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>>38530326
>>38530333
>the day anon turned 18 was a .....day to say the least

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>>38530326
I thought the Shoggoth was in the barn?

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>>38530364
As if they waited that long, how first nocturnal emission was probably a blood bath metaphorically speaking

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>>38527530
>see a mamono flirt with your son
>flirt back at the monster they won’t want some washed up old man

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>>38530117
>Terrier Kobold
Imagine not having a Chihuahua Kobold with a heavy accent in your life. I pity you Anon.

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>>38530364
>anon just thought he was giving them a home
>he didn't know he was basically proposing
>and that kids, is how I met your mothers

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>>38530367
She IS the barn. How'd you think a barn ended up in the backyard of their suburban house?

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>>38530388
Does she have a booty?

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>>38530388
I'm sorry anon but a scruffy terrier is the best friend growing boy could ever have

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>>38530353
>golden ryu
>blonde
>abs
NEED

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> pet loving anon visits grandparents in the country
> Instantly converts the local unicorn into a bicorn just by walking neaeby

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>>38530398
Imagine a shortstack with legendary levels of stamina.

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>>38530364
>monstergirls
>waiting
ohohoho

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>>38530388
>ultra shortstack extremely sexually aggressive spanish kobold that is very loud
fuck

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>>38530403
You seek MGs because you lost trust in human women. I seek MGs because I'm a complete fucking degenerate. We are not the same.

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>>38530414
>now has a horse or four
>has a holst and mino sister
>even a gator

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>pet lover anon found a sleeping jinko in front of his house
>we all know waht happens next

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>>38530417
>Chihuahua
>Shortstack
Those dogs are basically made of tooth picks, a chubby small dog would be a beagle considering they'll eat till they explode if given the chance

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>>38530494
>Turned on the sprinklers
>Tv told him tigers love water! Steve Irwin would lie to him

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>parents just buy you a completely normal cat
>well almost completely normal
>she does have two tails but that probably doesn't mean anything
>anyway she's a good cat

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>>38530521
>there was that one time she spent the night in your bed and you coughed up a hairball the next day
>you should probably brush her more often

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>>38530429
Certain the majority are into mgs for the first reason.

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>>38530521
>Like most cats she has a bad habit of putting her butt right in your face

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>>38530502
Fun fact: Beagles are considered to be the least smart of all the dog breeds due to their trusting natures and mannerisms. So if you have a Beagle Kobold friend you’re probably going to be the smart one but you’ll never find a more trusting and loyal Kobold.

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>>38530588
I-is the nice dragon lady stuck?

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>>38530624
Man, we don't deserve dogs. The little shits are even willing to die for us. I would waifu a Kobold in an instant.

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>>38530429
What if I never had trust to begin with AND am a complete degenerate?

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>>38530678
Tbf, humanity has played a part in dogs being that way. Probably similar situation with kobolds.

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>>38530726
welcome aboard

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>>38530726
Then you have the tastes of a gentleman.

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>>38515205
Have new outfit trends among young mgs have gone too far?

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>>38530731
I bet that ended up running both ways, to an extent.

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>>38530731
>>38530776
I, for one, would be very interested to see the lore about ancient humans turning Werewolves into domesticated Kobolds.

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>>38530776
Yep, dogs have trained us too. We really are the perfect match.
>>38530798
Seconded.

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>>38530916
I don't want to rustle her bones, but that seems a bit of a health hazard.

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Hear me out.

Nerd mamano.

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>>38530916
Still bummed that she isn't playable.

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>>38530988
Yes, bunyips in big sweaters and braces. Oomukades playing dating sim vns, hakutakus with pocket protectors, phantoms running dnd games, Arachne's painting miniatures

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>>38530988
>>38531012
I want to pull a nerdster's pigtails.

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>>38530798
>ancient wolf girl and CroMagAnon putting away their differences to fight off a Saber toothed Jinko
I’ll pay good money to see that movie.

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>>38528506
for some reason I can't shake away the image of her walking by essentially shuffling, little steps at a time, so it looks like she floats across the floor
what are my chances of successfully asking to touch her ears? they look cute

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>>38530773
>Have new outfit trends among young mgs have gone too far?
But those aren't new trends at all, on the contrary they're dressing traditionally.

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>>38530395
I like the idea of shoggoths imitating things but not quite fully grasping the purpose or context of the things they imitate. Like a nightstand in the middle of a living room. Marriage with a shoggoth would be like playing prop hunt

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>>38515205
horror movie franchise for monster girls: "Man Lives Alone and doesn't particularly mind it."
featuring episodes such as
>Man living alone cleans his room (it's still a mess after he finishes, objects just change places, and some spots are left undusted because "no-one's gonna see them anyways").
>Man living alone cooks himself lunch (the same dish is undercooked on one half and overcooked on the other; the real horror is his closing line "At least it's better than last time" implying last time was somehow even worse)
>Man living alone goes to sleep without even thinking about cuddling or being cuddled by a loved one (released as the "valentine's day special")

all the mamono hate the series for being so scary and painful, but also love it because it awakens new resolve in them to not let their hubby end up like that. The hubby, of course, doesn't understand what the big deal is, nor why his wife suddenly starts to forbid him from grilling his sunday steaks for the whole family like he always used to.
Also, predictably, the franchise has many fanworks where the protagonist stops living alone and starts living with a mamono roommate. Many fans call them the only good thing to come out of the show's existence.

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>>38530837
white people smell like dogs is a common racism line.

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>>38531068
So what you're saying is if young monster girls want to rebel they need to cover up more?

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>>38530429
>If the rule you followed lead you to a cow wife with big tits, of what use was the rule?

[Anonymous No.]

How can you escape if Kikis decide to seize the means of reproduction?

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>>38531124
This honestly sonds like something they would show as instructional material in maid university to motivate the freshman.

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>>38531124
Found footage movie of men with messy houses. The portals open and you think it's going to have a happy ending then the movie ends with a video of a kiki tied up on a couch as a man walks in from off-screen and puts a cold drink on the coffee table without a coaster

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>>38530591
Who's there?! Show yourself!

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>>38531206
I failed the perception check, Anon. It must be the wind.

[Anonymous No.]

Did someone order an alraune sandworm

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>>38531124
>an office worker comes to the apartament
>grabs his gym stuff and leaves in a hurry without dinner
>next scene he comes back home
>vacumes the floor just to remove the biggest clots of dust
>eats undercooked chicken with overcooked rice
>posts on 4chan for a while
>puts dirty dishes into dishwasher in a hurry and sets it up
>takes quick shower
>draws a monster girl and says audibly to the camera
<Man, I wish monster girls were real and here with me...
>plays videogames till it's time to sleep
This award winning drama won the support for opening the portals.

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So hungry, but the food is too hot.

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>>38515205

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>>38531040
>harsh freezing winter
>lonely skin and bones werewolf trekking through the snow
>after some time, see a glimmer of light in the distance
>get closer and werewolf can feel warmth
>it's a campfire
>werewolf sees caveanon huddled by the fire
>werewolf is cautious but desperate
>waddle over to the campfire
>werewolf and caveanon lock eyes
>silence
>caveanon slowly gets up
>pulls down loincloth
>press penis on werewolf's cheek
>werewolf gives it a cautious but curious lick
>werewolf likes it
>seggs
>post coitus, caveanon and werewolf lie in the snow, next to the campfire, looking at the stars

>10,000 years later
>"Uwuuuu, I mwissed you mawster~"

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>>38531273
Oh no! A daywalker!

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>>38531194
>found footage
>It's a low-budget project made in blair-witch style found in someone's garage sale
>Starring Anon with clearly shit acting skills and a Shoggoth disguised as a Kiki coming out of a cardboard cutout of what seems to be a badly drawn portal
>The end credits is just the picture of a Kikimora with her eyes censored and a caption that reads "DIRECTED BY ALAN SMITHEE"

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>>38531124
it has nothing on "the dumb boy's flirts with death" where a dumb boy nearly dies but is too airheaded to notice

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>>38531289
I can feel her smug aura mocking me. Just because she can discharge electricity and I can't.

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>>38531012
>Anon finds dnd club in school
>Be excited
>"Oh yeah, if you like dnd so much, name every spell."
>Anon begrudgingly joins the cheerleading club instead. At least, they immediately accept him.

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>>38531305
"Man getting hit by football" isn't even allowed on television anymore.

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>>38531332
and the forbidden movies
how to circusme, the cbt session, jackass, and the worst one of all, the crazed vasectomy doer

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>>38531344
Imagine their reaction to
https://youtu.be/ZyWcr17feeI

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>>38531344
circumcision ain't gonna go down well when the portals open.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38531328
I won't give up so easily, I will play DnD with a bunch of fat-bottomed nerds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38531328
>list every spell from first editon to 5th edition
can I play now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38531124
'Man living alone' fans furious after new director subverted expectations by having Man look at a cute girl.

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>>38531360
'Man living alone' director claims it was heavily due to studio interference. Fans clamor of 'Drider Cut', gets all uppity in social media

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>>38531124
>>Man living alone cleans his room (it's still a mess after he finishes, objects just change places, and some spots are left undusted because "no-one's gonna see them anyways").
>>Man living alone cooks himself lunch (the same dish is undercooked on one half and overcooked on the other; the real horror is his closing line "At least it's better than last time" implying last time was somehow even worse)
>>38531194
>Found footage movie of men with messy houses.
I bet Devil Bugs would be the biggest unironic fans, to them it's just a hot guy living in a nice place.

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>>38531356
I bet they make goofy noises like "Guuhh" or "Auuuh" while getting pounded hard by Anon's jock cock.

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>>38531359
>>38531356
>Spend weeks memorizing all the spells
>Try again
>Oh please, that was just basic level
>Now say every enemy in the monster manual in ascending CR
>Attend cheerleading practice

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Wikifag here, the gallery links have been updated, and the old ones deleted.

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>>38531366
>tfw ywn make that old dragon lady that lives down the street feel like she 200 again
>ywn make her wear her old outfit as a dragon student
>ywn pinch the pudge coming out the gaps of the uniform
>ywn hear those magical lines:
>"You wouldn't like an old lady like me...."
>ywn lose your mind and breed her like crazy
>ywn pass out as you gave the last of what was in yout nuts as her hips gave out long ago
>ywn have many kids with your dragon hag

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>>38531397
fuck it, Imma just bargin and fuck them all without remorse

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>>38531420
>*barge in
fucking nerds getting me this heated

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>>38531378
Studio announces 'Kid living alone', a new story in the 'Man living alone series set in the future'. Fans are more furious and betrayed after finding out that Man is now happily married and is actively trying to dissuade Kid from pursuing that lifestyle. Fans claim they butchered his character.

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>>38531400
Thank you for your service.

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>>38531328
As if they wouldn't take any anon who asked into their group, you'd be a instant party prince, and they'd all try to romance your character

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>>38531420
>bust down the door to D&D club in full cardboard armor
>grab the nearest girl and start face fucking her while screaming “where the fucks your +2 INT now?”

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>>38531436
They might be all /r9k/ femcels who have sworn off men but secretly still crave the cock

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>>38531443
But Anon, that was a STR check.

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>>38531452
The closest you'd get to that is the unicorn in the group but she's one natural 20 charisma roll away from bicorning with the rest of the group

Anyway I'd pass their silly little tests, my secret skill is a encyclopedic knowledge of dnd monster lore and facts. It's the same reason why I loved mge as a concept

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i have a desire to be the dressup doll of the nerd monsters at the cosplay club

[Anonymous No.]

>>38531356
>The school's fattest ass belongs to the class president Tengu that can barely talk to boys and mostly plays DnD to live out her fantasies.

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[Anonymous No.]

then who would have the biggest tits and ass?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38531506
>grayscale chad face
Me

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>>38531452
>for roleplay whenever anon loses a fight he has to get his cock sucked
>because it would be realistic and exactly what would happen if he lost to an mg bandit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38531520
>just his cock sucked
pussies, a mg bandit would make you eat them out

[Anonymous No.]

>thinly veiled homosexual role reversal cringe again

[Anonymous No.]

>>38531480
Even when they make you wear really accentuated clothing that they took liberties with the source material and make you take photos and videos while spouting crap from the show?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38531535
a okay, they know better than me after all

[Anonymous No.]

>>38531526
What do you expect? They are roleplaying kissless virgins. Just handholding probably make them spill their spaguetti.

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>>38531526
>Forever DM means DM always gets first dibs on the cock
>Everyone wants to run a campaign now

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Cast members of mgc highschool
> Anon, self explanatory
>Jubjub cheer captain, has wings as pompons, is good at the routines but nobody cares since there are busy staring at her jiggling tits and ass
>Phantom, runs the dnd club big magical realm habit
>shy bunyip, wears oversized hoodies along with her mask to hide herself, sticks to the back of the class
>Red oni gym teacher, gone a bit chubby with age and excess drinking. likes to make anon run extra laps to get him sweaty
>Hakutaku valedictorian, biggest nerd around keeps offering to give anon after school tutoring
>Oomukade emo girl, bit sulky and weird, has a shrine to anon in her locker

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>>38531582
>homeroom teacher is a wock that is trying to get with anon
>Janitor is a kind old Kiki
>Anon's bully is a tsun dragon who can't say that she likes him, great grand niece of the wock
>princpal is a bapho that is even older than the wock yet is still single

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>>38531582
>jiggly jubby titties

hell yes.

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>>38531582
I am going down red oni route

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>>38515205
Go to church.

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>>38531382
>be Anon
>get projectionist job at the Mamono theatre
>Manager T.Nuki says its because the films are 'special'-rated so she can't trust her usual staff
>the film arrives in plain cans
>the projection booth is a steel cage, MsNuki even locks you inside 'for safety'
>when the audience is ready, you run the reel
>'Dirty man living alone'
>unwashed slob guy, messy house, dirty dishes in sink
>the audience is going crazy
>slob guy starts taking off his stained tracksuit, all greasy and sweaty, starts doing slow calisthenics, exercises on the unswept floor, covered in muddy sweat
>by now half the audience isnt even trying to hide that theyre schlicking, the aisles are almost rivers
>final reel 'dot'
>just sweaty-guy lolling in an armchair in stained underwear
>suddeny sweaty guy's Akaname-waifu comes home from her business trip
>she says the "I see dirty pee-pee" meme line, fade to black
>An M.Nyte Shame-Lamia production
>nobody saw the twist ending coming
>Anon only got out of the burning cinema because the rioters rolled his booth-cage like a hamster-wheel
>Ms.Tanuki left town without even paying Anon's wages
>leaving Anon all messy, covered in soot and ash, as the frenzied crowd now fights to get the cage open...

[Anonymous No.]

I want to marry and have at least a dozen kids with a female version of myself

[Anonymous No.]

anyone forgets a classic:
"I got transferred to all female catgirl school, and my name is Tom?!?!?"
Staring:
>Tom - MC, fun and cool guy. Tries to be helpful to the girls, geniuenly a nice person who responds to girls' affection unlike regular MCs.
>Manticore class president - big and confident. has huge soft spot for her crush (Tom)
>Werecat childhood friend, tries to monopolize MC for herself
>Cheshire comic relief character who has a very beautiful character arc about why she loves the MC
>Sphinx kuudere, who always manages to get some 1v1 time with MC, despite seemingly being uninterested, talks in riddles
>Nekomata magical girl, who's a big big chuuni with a hime cut
>Jinko yes girl, the only cast member bigger than MC and Manticore. Seemingly an obedient sidekick, but is a fragile girl with a beautiful heart
>Ocelomeh tsundere, who tries to be domineering, but has a sick and perverted for her race submissive streak
>Gremlin teacher who claims she's also a cat

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>>38531602
>>Janitor is a kind old Kiki
>she’s been doing so well for herself without a master
>then Anon showed up to school and she’s been following him ever since cleaning up after everything
>she doesn’t understand why her heart races so much when Anon compliments her

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>>38531649
Can I go to the church of our milky lady?

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>>38531652
if mgs are only into their husbands there can't actually be much demand for porn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38531685
Not all MGs have husbands.

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[Anonymous No.]

Just bought my first weresheep anons, now I can start breeding her to start my farm. Wish me luck

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>>38531655
Go away faggot

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>>38531706
Uhh, you got scammed by that nuki but there is a market for hellhound mofu clothes tho

[Anonymous No.]

>>38531685
Despite all the Nuki shilling it, 'Schlickless September' never really became popular for all those lonely single-mons on 4mon/pole

[Anonymous No.]

>>38531669
Befriend the kiki janitor. Having school staff on your side could bring cool perks.

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>>38531706
Hope you enjoy doing the breeding yourself.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>38531706
good luck farmer Anon, post pics after the first shearing!

[Anonymous No.]

>>38531698
Monsters would like romance stories that have sex in them rather an just random porn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38531727
What MG would Christopher Poole be?

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>>38531706
And remember. if by the first year you don't have enough daughters to form a football team then you are doing something wrong.

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>>38531750
Gremlin.

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>>38531706
>Spends all his time trying to rangle the overly aggressive sheep
>Still oblivious even when his neighbors are snickering at his efforts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38531750
Im sure Mon-oot is just a regular mon like all the others
>sound of her paws rubbing together furiously

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>>38531655
dopp potion gives you two bodies, not two minds or souls, you'd both alp. retard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38531750
Isn't moot the guy who wanted to be the little girl? I guess the answer is obvious.

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>>38531750
Pretty sure she's a bigger Alp than Mt.Blanc

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>>38531452
Which % of the D&D group is made of Dragons?

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>>38531779
Wtf...
Never mind then, I'll try to figure out a way to create a female version of myself and I'll stay celibate until I do.
Monsters would surely see my efforts as romantic and would leave me alone

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>>38531743
Good maid, would make her flex for me on occasion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38531787
Since it's in the name, you would think all dragons are part of it.

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>>38531804
Or you could just stop being a fucking fag

[Anonymous No.]

>>38531804
don't bother, you are just going to alp

[Anonymous No.]

>>38531808
>Ochimusa swears her life to Anon
>all he does is ask her to flex and work out in front of him

[Anonymous No.]

Can I feed the Pharaoh's snake eggs?

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>>38531804
I don't even get how you could think it was anything else. Even in world guide 1 it's clear that it's made for a pseudo-ganbang but for only you and your wife/wives and it only gives you new bodies to move. He's since clarified it even more.
>The doppelganger medicine used for the couple's pleasure is not "increasing yourself" but "increasing the body you can move", so your consciousness remains one. Even if you alter yourself into two people, at first you'll be confused because you'll see your wife's stomach and back at the same time, and even if you move them consciously, they'll just move in the same way, and it'll take training to use them for anything other than instinctive thrusting!
>It is said that in a country on the Mist Continent, there is a Yoko empress who has a large number of "unidentified men in masks" in her service, and entrusts them with everything from her personal care to her nightly entertainment. It's a reverse harem, but it's all her husband who has altered himself with Doppelganger Medicine, so he's a pretty superhuman guy who would surprise even Kikimora-san.
>Even if you are a superhuman by nature, or an ordinary person, "increasing the number of bodies you can move" is still a new experience that requires training and getting used to, so it seems that this super humanity is something that was acquired! After all, it's probably the result of a lot of training in the complex processes and precise movements required for ecchi...!

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>>38531839
>Anon is doing a PowerPoint presentation for work
>Ochimusa is flexing a different way every time Anon changes a slide

[Anonymous No.]

>>38531824
If Dragons do the "dragons" part who are the prisoners of the dungeons?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38531837
What I don't understand how Alps even exist in such a world. I mean, fuck, a single glance at a MG would remind any guy of their sexuality on the spot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38531804
>anon falls for a doppleganger posing as a genderbent version of himself
>will he ever learn her real identity and get over his narcissus complex?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38531866
>remind any guy of their sexuality
>over half the guys itt are into femdom and mommy play
Sexuality is a bit more complicated than that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38531862
Phantoms are the prisoners and sandworms are the dungeons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38531866
there is a line from a salsa song that goes something like this
>No se puede corregir a la naturaleza
>Palo que nace doblado, jamás su tronco endereza
this means you can't fix the nature of someone who is gay

[Anonymous No.]

>>38531881
Don't engage you're right but the thread will explode in autistic shit flinging

[Anonymous No.]

Fuck monkeys

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[Anonymous No.]

>>38531899
That's because no one from this world has probably seen a smoking hot MG.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38531881
>over half the guys itt are into femdom and mommy play
Seeing a monstergirl is reminding over half the guys itt about their sexualities allright. Their homosexualities.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38531926
is she from that manga where she turns into a kajiuu because of the love of her crush?

[Anonymous No.]

buff kots

[Anonymous No.]

>>38531956
yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>38531294
I don't get it. Why was there a shog disguised as a kiki and why did the kiki have her eyes censored?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38531982
i think i read chapter or two, real cute

[Anonymous No.]

Which are easier to spaghetti, Jinkos or Dragons?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38531983
That's the magic of movie production. Nothing has to make sense.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38532002
All I'm saying is you never hear about jinko zombies.

[Anonymous No.]

Tomorrow I'll start drawing my traditional folk clothing kiki. Let's hope the artfairy visits me in my sleep now and fills me with "inspiration". Good night.

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>>38532016
>is bigger and thicker than a jinko
>stalks her man
>will do it for miles
>will track you down and pounce on you
>undead so rape is as long as she wants
>but turns into more of a big house cat

[Anonymous No.]

>>38531787
About half, the rest are sentient dungeons ofc

[Anonymous No.]

>>38531968
Best kots.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38531733
If she follows other school janitors she probably has washing board abs

[Anonymous No.]

>>38531881
>bapho chan teasing that she's going to destroy me!
>bapho chan using level drain on me!
>bapho chan tickling my cock with her furry paws as I'm helpless!
>bapho chan forcing sloppy kisses on me while I'm too weak to lift my head!

[Anonymous No.]

Jinko time

[Anonymous No.]

i want a jinko to use her claws to slowly undress, really taking her sweet time to cut off my shirt and pants before she slowly hilts herself until she's half way down and goes full speed ahead

[Anonymous No.]

>>38532085
>sloppy kisses
>shit, the brat found my weakness
I am not apposed to this scenario, but if she wants to satisfy me fully she's going to need to use megamorph on herself, or at least start drinking holst milk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38532192
bro, the marune sabbath exists

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[Anonymous No.]

>>38532204
Unless it's specified she's from said sabbath I just assume she's a regular baph. But yes, oppai-loli is preferred.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38531582
I opt to seduce the gym teacher

[Anonymous No.]

Actually I think humans are the ones needing domestication. Specifically publuc nursing handjobs with tapes on all angles sent to the Lilim Council to confirm if the wife is doing a good job.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38531582
I'm gonna ambush the hoodieyip in the school library!

[Anonymous No.]

>>38532319
i'm super docile and housetrained

[Anonymous No.]

>>38532349
She lets out a very quiet meep and gets shushed by the librarian wonderworm

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[Anonymous No.]

>>38532247
It was bapho chan specifically.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38531656
why is the MC named Tom? because every episode something painful happens to him and he does the iconic scream? or am i overthinking this and it's supposed to be a simple pun on "tomcat"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38532319
if they want me to be domesticated, they gotta get off their lazy asses all do themselves

[Anonymous No.]

>>38532372
That's going onto your profile.

[Anonymous No.]

I would want to use magic to hang out and communicate with monsters using an illusory doppelgänger so im safe

[Anonymous No.]

>>38532421
>spoiler
Yes, the meme started after the demo released because it's what the Werecat in the game calls you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38532421
you are prime TOM bait. Watch out for werecats and cheshires, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38531919
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38532487
I want to press my face against those perfect tits

[Anonymous No.]

>>38532241
kitty titty, I wanna stick my head in between those tits

[Anonymous No.]

>>38532448
The use of that kinda magic might attract the wrong kind of attention

[Anonymous No.]

>>38532579
Fuck bunnies?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38532662
bun fact, that rabbit won't give you a choice not to

[Anonymous No.]

>>38532662
No?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38531700
How are moffs so beautiful?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=In2mlmGPz8o

[Anonymous No.]

>>38531763
Is Gremmy gonna be okay?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38515205

[Anonymous No.]

>>38532738
Fuck snakes, then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38532745
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9S-QMibma8

[Anonymous No.]

>>38532738
make love to cute cows

[Anonymous No.]

>>38532789
why does that snake have a butt

[Anonymous No.]

>>38532832
Yes!

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>>38532467
well "tomcat" is medical jargon for "sexually mature male cat" so only strange thing is why it took so long for this to become a meme
still, imagine every episode begins with MC getting hurt, and the rest of is the catgirl of the episode doing healing and aftercare and feline bonding with their unlucky-in-life-lucky-in-love more-than-friend. that'd make my stone heart melt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38532832
Are they talking about the buns or about themselves?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38532771
Sends a Heartfelt Handwritten letter calling her stupid

[Anonymous No.]

This could be you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>38532879
yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>38532900
NEED YANDERE

[Anonymous No.]

>>38532863
Snakes have to poop too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38532771
i am going to ask for a hug and a kiss

[Anonymous No.]

>>38532832
I am going to steal these cows away and fill a kiddie pool with their milk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38532900
No thanks, I’d rather deal with the insect girls instead of crazy harpies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38532881
the sad sap would probably still appreciate it

[Anonymous No.]

>>38532975
What if she says yes, but wants to take things further?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38532985
i am now reminded about that one ad with the old lady, BATHE IN MY MILK

[Anonymous No.]

>>38532991
Bugs are crazy too tho

[Anonymous No.]

Make sure to hug an undead as the weather warms up! Just because because the snow is melting, doesn't mean undead aren't cold!

[Anonymous No.]

>>38532900
Fearboner is best boner

[Anonymous No.]

>>38533008
no sex before marriage and no seeing my full face beforehand, we start off dating

[Anonymous No.]

>>38533046
What about hand holding?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38533070
only a finger and for a four seconds a day no more no less, full handholding is after the marriage

[Anonymous No.]

>>38533032
what if an undead hugs me? I've been stuck being hugged by a massive undead dragon as she takes me to her home to use as a daki

[Anonymous No.]

>>38533046
>>38533090
And this, gentlemen, is how you should date monster girls. Don't let them push you around demanding sex, they should respect you first, and sex you up when you are good and ready, meaning after marriage!

[Anonymous No.]

>>38533015
Bitch loli erotic. Bet it gets tiring choosing between whiny wife and spider mode though. Good luck playing Vidya ever again

[Anonymous No.]

Trying to do glowie work as a human boy is tough in MGC

[Anonymous No.]

>>38533212

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>>38533212
>>38533224
>Being a glowie
fat old smelly hairy hags is all the glowie deserves

[Anonymous No.]

Had a dream that I was in some kind of haunted house; Had 3 monsters in it.
A vampire who kept appearing behind me and pretended to attempt to bite me, just to fade at the last second.
A doll that kept appearing in corners of the room or otherwise in odd locations, such as under tables and in mirrors. Looking at her caused paralysis where upon she would walk over and sloppily makeout with me, then wander off and disappear.
I can't remember the third one.
Dreams are weird.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38533244
Are they attractive to you

[Anonymous No.]

>>38532487
But my name is Jerry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38533281
even worse

[Anonymous No.]

>>38533212
>Not being trained to deal with rape
Huh, seems like the glowies are not being trained enough. Not sure what Miss Cubus is doing as the director... Hey, wait a second!...

[Anonymous No.]

Duck harpies

[Anonymous No.]

corkscrew vaginas

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>>38533318
>smooth
>round
>perfect

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>>38533318
Do they quack when you fuck them?

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>>38533338
Yes. Unfortunately they also sound like a slightly more feminine version of Gilbert Gottfried when they speak.

[Anonymous No.]

galapagos tortoises

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>>38533358
I can deal with this. Also, duck tails are cute.

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Centaurs are so silly thinking they can even rape human boys, what are they going to do? Stick their fat horse ass in my face or something?
Just quickly move away! It's as simple as that.

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>>38533267
I mean, yes?

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>>38533414
Just climb into a tree, especially if you've built your "no girls allowed" fort up there

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>>38533414
Uhh, Anon? You do realize they can outrun you? You either let them sit on your face now or later when you are dead tired.

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>>38533390
Big girl, takes hours to finish foreplay

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>>38533390
Hah?

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>>38533424
You mean no

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>>38533413
they'd shake their tail feathers at you and you would be utterly defeated wouldn't you anon?

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>>38533318
>>38533338
>>38533358
yes. YES. YEEES... SO CUTE.

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>when she inists that you full out a survey after sex.

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>>38533390
?

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>>38533444
I will simply guardpoint all her attacks before I amped ultra discharge into her womb

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>>38533466
thats a sea turtle

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>>38533451
Either a Tengu or a Anubis.

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>>38533447
I would definitely find that extremely cute, but they need to work harder than that if they want to get in my pants.

[Anonymous No.]

>Who said you could stop holding my hand?

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>>38533444
Jumanji?

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>>38533499
Not even to stroke her cheek?

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>>38533499
I show her my license to bully.

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>>38533543
How does one get such a license? Asking for a friend.

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>>38533535
shape is an illusion, your wife is water.

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>>38533476
Deonora?

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>>38533646
Her sister

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>>38533568
>>38533568
>imagine needing a license to bully

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>>38533681
he hasnt even started nibbling, shes in danger

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>>38533239
>fat old smelly hairy hags is all the glowie deserves
If that's the fate of all glowie shotas then even I wouldn't mind working for the feds.

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>>38533698
Forgot image

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>>38533574
But Anon, you're 70% water.

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>>38533212
>>38533239
What the fucks a ‘glowie’?

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>>38533694
Surely, no human man would be so bold!

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>>38533761
You must use every technique available to defeat your opponents

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>>38533751
Someone who glows in the dark. Usually of the african variety.

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>>38533751
A greenworm that was exposed to so much radiation she now faintly glows in the dark.

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>Attempting once again to no longer be dekinai
>Come across this
It's like the cosmos want me to be a fox fucker but won't provide the opportunity.

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>>38533674
Is she a new character? I had never seen her!

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>>38533816
>Samurai kissing a fox on the mouth
WITH TONGUE

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>>38533694
he wants to start a fire anon, not melt a hole into the planet's core

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>>38533510
Use the other hand

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>>38533853
>fox makes her demands after taking the mayor hostage

>>38533860
You do something right or you dont do it at all, you must obliterate her pleasure centers

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>>38533032
I want to hold small undead girls in my arms.

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>>38533853
There is no other way to kiss a fox.

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I know that in there is an MG for basically any fetish/person. But since you don't always meet your waifu and vice versa in the setting, what would happen?

Say for example, you are a travelling doctor. One day, you come across a wounded salamander by the side of the road. You do what any moral doctor does and patch her up. She wakes up and sees you. She challenges you to a fight to see if you are worthy but you are a doctor and don't know how to fight. Given what we know of the MGE setting, what would realistically happen? Would the Salamander still fall in love due to you being the reason she's still alive? Or would she simply be thankful and move on?

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>>38533893
there are no losing heroines, if you werent interested she automatically wont be interested in you.

This is hardcoded into the setting by kc

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>>38533893
To be fair, I don't think she would even challenge you in the first place. I mean, she's not blind, she clearly knows you are not a man of the sword, so why bother.

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>>38533905
What? You guys have been lying to me all along. You guys told me that I'd be raped as soon as I stepped out the door.

>>38533927
Okay but does love happen? Let's say in the example you find her cute and interesting. Not actually enough warrant full blown love but there is interest

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>>38533836
The character isn't new but I don't think we had any artwork of her until recently.

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>>38533883
You can kiss her lots of other places, like the neck, the back of the hand, the shoulder, and even right on her butthole.

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>>38533944
There is no literal rape in MGE and monsters are all about emotions, desire, and can sense what men like. Some monsters even want men to be aggressive and attack them and other like romance or go after a man they have known all their lives. The "everything is rape and femdom, no exceptions" is memes.

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>>38533944
If there's interest you can find a way to make it work. Even salamanders or lizardmen wouldn't just blow off some dude who is interested in them because he's not fighter. Especially if he saved their life like you mentioned.

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>>38533969
Isn't the art from the dragonia book? It's been around for a while.

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>>38533978
don't forget the womb too! kissing does have the power to make children after all

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>>38533905
>>38533981
Which book is this stuff mentioned I'm curious now and I'd like to read up on it

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>>38533905
>there are no losing heroines
What about matangos? They are basically mind controlled slaves

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>>38533893
I am a vindictive little gremlin of a man, I very much doubt there is a monster who'd genuinely be into me.

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>>38534070
well MGE is pretty much waifu wish fulfilment so I'd bet otherwise. besides, sounds like you'd be perfect for an atlanta nacho

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I wanna hellhound to kiss, lick, and slobber all over my face.

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>>38534082
>atlanta nacho
Hehehe

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>>38533978
All well and good, just be sure to work in some tongue. Foxes like being groomed, you see.

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>>38534085
Rather have her sit on mine honestly

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>>38533944
>Falling for the rape memes
I bet you wear a rape whistle too.

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>>38534101
Why not both?

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>>38533893
>But since you don't always meet your waifu and vice versa

Says who?

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>>38534117
How will you meet your Lilim waifu if you were born an orphan in a poor town?

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>>38533814
Not gonna lie, I would like a GlowWorm.

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>>38533893
>Also, in nations where humans and monsters live together, an unconventional use of this spell is to cast it on unmarried human men to help them get together with specific races of monster girls. Markers that can be strongly perceived by the corresponding race that a man desires are set on human men. These markers tell other races of monster girls, “I want to be joined with a specific race, so keep your hands off me”, and an extremely wide area is affected, so it's like a man advertising himself to every individual of a particular race that he is seeking, and unmarried individuals from among them will probably gather before the man, scrambling to be first.
and
>They are even more vulnerable to "desire" that seeks them out more directly. "I want to marry ______ (personal name)! I want to have sex with you and cherish you for the rest of my life!" is the most potent. Even if you don't say it, monsters can sense it by your gaze, gestures, and atmosphere, and they will come after you. "I want to be with xx (a certain race)" is also very attractive to them.

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>>38534104
>wear a rape whistle and full plate armor
>march around town singing hymns to the Chief God
>no monster can touch me lol

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Dark elves rile me up like no other thing but im not really into the whole public humiliation just the extreme sexual torture
Is there any monster that behaves like a reverse ocelomeh? Outside acts like a loving caring sweet wife, inside she whips my balls

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>>38534169
I want to touch the maid. I want to do it now.

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>>38534150

If you really have a Lilim waifu and can't be happy with anyone but her, either fate will make it so you meet the Lilim or MGs around you will simply not make jumps on you and some will actually help you to meet her. When you do meet the Lilim, either she will immediately feel you are "the one" in her womb due fate or she will feel a powerful attraction towards you because of your attraction towards her, will rape you and claim you as her husband.

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>>38534156
I want another Greenworm variant and that sounds like the perfect one.

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>>38515205

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>>38534201
There's like, what 10 lilims? What if there are 11 lilimfags?

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>>38534274
There are around 100.

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>>38534274
The DL and the Hero are quite the kinky mofos. Pair of degenerates.

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>>38534278
>5) How many Lilim are there? Will we see more pictures, or see picture for Queen of Hearts?
>A rumor says that there are already more than 100 Lilims. Well, it is still rumor. Like Druella, Queen of Hearts and other lilims will appear in the books.

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>>38534274
>There's like, what 10 lilims? What if there are 11 lilimfags?

KC stated there are around 100 Lims, also the DL is constantly spawning lims and those lims also reproduce, so he will have his waifu.

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>>38534274
Then we protest outside the demon lord's palace until more are made

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>>38534096
Yes, jam your tongue in fox butt.

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>>38534305
But can I watch the birth tho?

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>>38533893
>Would the Salamander still fall in love due to you being the reason she's still alive?

If the man is attracted to her, yes she will fall in love with him. If he isn't or its just a faint attraction it is 50/50% chance since this is a prime situation for a monster girl to fall in love with a man and a good situation so they can build a relationship.

>Or would she simply be thankful and move on?

KC confirmed in a tweet you can waifu a normal Hinezumi by giving her erotic massages, also that a weak man challenging one to fight with the intent to marry could make her fall in love with his "cute weak appearance". While this was in relation to Hinezumis, there is no reason to think this wouldn't apply to Lizard girls. This situation is way deeper than giving her some massages, so if the man wants to marry her she would fall in love with him and easily.

Thigs like defeating Lizards in combat to marry them, its just how that race usually marry and the type of men this race holds a preference for, preference, not exclusivity.

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>>38534382
If all else fails, there is always harems. I wouldn't mind a harem.

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>>38533893
kc has mentioned fate too, im starting to notice it a lot more in japanese media, and youre fated to meet your waifu regardless, even through reincarnations

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>>38534191
I mean, if you pester most monsters enough they'll probably do it so long as you're enjoying it and not actually getting hurt. It'd probably be easier to get something like a manticore to go for it than a unicorn though.

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>>38534082
Fuck you, Anon. Already disgraced her once with a shit story.

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>>38534415
>Even through reincarnations
It would be a very awkward reunion if you live your life as a dirty peasant only for a haughty ara ara Wight to appear on your door one day claiming you are the reincarnation of her husband, the king of a very powerful undead empire.

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>>38534457
if you are the husband of a wight chances are you wouldn't even die

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>>38534457
>Oh my beloved, after many moons and countless winters, you now, at long last, stand here before me, your beloved wife. Oh how long I have missed you, my love...
>Wot's this then, eh?

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>>38534415
archeologists are in for surprising times in the desert kingdoms

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Anally cumflating a Familiar or orally cumflating an Amazon?

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>>38534453
>already disgraced her once with a shit story
Huh?

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>>38534495
Yes, although vaginal is the best method.

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>>38534495
>>38534501
If it ain't vaginal I ain't having it.

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>>38534482
Maybe I chose the wrong example, but you get the point. I always had a soft spot for these reincarnation "meet again" stories.

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>>38534274
There are as many rare monsters as needed.

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>>38534508
>I always had a soft spot for these reincarnation "meet again" stories.
Same but to be fair I've always gravitated towards heartwarming stories and scenarios.

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>>38534457
i wanna be reincarnated as a shota that as given as sacrifice to a very old and single dragon because they gave all they can give without giving up a person

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>>38534537
I do too, but I always liked them stories with a bit of adventure in them. Like the whole journey to discover who you were in your previous life and all of that. I think it spices things up from the comfy feelings.

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>>38534415
>even through reincarnations

The reincarnation thing is not (at least entirely( fate, it is a kind of "soul marriage" where your soul is bound to your waifu's.

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i hate you so much i hope you get sexed by a lilim

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>>38534382
It's canon that if an unwed mamono lives with a man - even if she doesn't have any initial interest in him - for an extended period of time, she will naturally start to recognize him as her husband.

So just take the easy route. Hire the lizard as a mercenary bodyguard. Go on some fake trip for a few months through some rough lands. Camp in the same tent, rent the same room together, etc. Eventually on a cold night, she's gonna cuddle up to you to keep warm. You're gonna pop a boner. She's gonna get all hot and bothered. The temperature will rise. Groping and grinding starts. That evolves into more explicit affection. Then once you've done the deed, you're hers, and she's yours!

You could try to find you a lizard prostitute, but that seems very unlikely unless you're in Dragonia, and even then, it's probably still super rare.

But why the camping and roughing it and not staying in one place?
The two of you will only have each other to rely on. You're gonna be each other's only constant. A very deep bond will form quickly this way.
Of course, don't actually go through some dangerous lands where she could get hurt or defeated. Just travel through somewhere somewhat safe. If you need to, play the weak, helpless man. She won't say no.

Trust me. I've done this. I've seen others do this. It works like a charm. A lot of lizards are secretly sluts for weak, helpless guys. Maybe even more so than the average hellhound.

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all this reincarnation talk made me think about the fact you can reincarnate and get your waifu as your mom

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>>38534608
>It's canon that if an unwed mamono lives with a man - even if she doesn't have any initial interest in him - for an extended period of time, she will naturally start to recognize him as her husband.

Can I get the sauce? Is it from MGE or KC tweets?

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>>38534627
It's barely even worth sourcing at this point. KC has already gone as far as saying that confessing you like an mg is 50% of the work no matter what.

Baphomet, salamander, lizard, vampire? it don't matter.
Just B urself.

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How amazing that none of you are talking about the biggest thing happening in Winterstown (MGE's DeFacto Canada). And that is Winterstown's Truck Convoy Protest. You all talk about Winterstown being a snowy paradise with pretty snow monstergirls and miss Wendi's Meatstuff Cuisine. But never do I hear you kiddies talk about the more nitty gritty politics of Winterstown. Whats that, amny of you were never aware of Winterstown's current majority human and monster populace currently shitting and neglecting the original indigenous tribal inhabitants of Winterlandia?

Oh and I guess many of you all are forgetting Winsterstown's Government/Parliament is ruled by a dictatorial tyrant human man of all things. How ironic... I'm just spitting facts here, Winterstown ain't this 100% snowy utopia at all times. That's just the facts.

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>>38534608
Nah, I bet there's tons of lizard whores in Dragonia. They get around the whole 'you have to beat me in combat' thing by challenging you to a thumb wrestling contest beforehand, which they always lose.

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>>38534642
Confessing to the dragon queen!

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>>38534644
>Neglecting the native inhabitants
Anon please, they don't talk about the elves out in the deep woods because you aren't coming back from them if they find you.

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>>38534644
wintertown a shit, that's y

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>>38534608
>Bonding through hardships
This is how I want to meet and eventually marry a Valkyrie

[Anonymous No.]

>>38534620
>momwife
God I need to be reincarnated in the world of MGE. There's literally no words to describe how much I desire a momwife

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>>38515205

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>>38534660
It is physically impossible for a place with wendigos, white horns, and yetis to be a shit.

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>>38534650
i wanna be a whore in dragonia!
>>38534691
too cold, is a shit, snow a shit, winter a shit

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>>38534642
>Just B urself.

What if myself is a guy that spaghettis at the sight of a girl I like?

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>>38534704
you shall spaghet together with yourr waifu

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>>38534698
>winter a shit
Big talk comin from someone in snowball throwin’ distance.

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>>38534608
>Hire the lizard as a mercenary bodyguard

Anon, I would love to do that. But how am I paying her? I am a poorfag, I don't even have my own place to live.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>38534704
>Ara ara, cant talk, anon? Tongue tied right now? Don't worry, let mommy help you untie it

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>>38534191
>extreme sexual torture
There is literally no monster that would be into CBT or hurting their husband. Demon realm silver doesn't cause pain and it has been said since world guide 1 that slave is just another name for beloved husband and they they hate to see their slaves in pain. This shit doesn't belong in this thread.
>There are even races that call them “slave”, “servant,” “food”, etc., but the fact that they keep a particular man at home and have sex with the same man, again and again, is itself proof of the strong love they have for the man. It can also be seen from their attitudes and the way they treat the men. Even monsters that milk energy from a man every day as “food”, don't just milk the men who are supposedly “food” violently. They seek syrupy sweet “food.” They're overjoyed when their “food” gets off, and they have deep love just like other monster couples.

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>>38534728
oh no, the fox is getting babycrazy!!!!

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>>38534732
i don't spaghetti but that would just leave me absolutely spilling heaps of it while i slowly get backed into a corner

[Anonymous No.]

>>38534728
What is it about this particular fox

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>>38534738
>Those Dark elves thatare all haughty talking about how they are going to aggressively dom you that become sweet lovers when push comes to shove
This call for some good bullying.

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>>38534772
its the almost closed yet smug eyes, the unchanging smug smile, her whole aura of smugness in the fact that you are completely under her spell

[Anonymous No.]

>>38534750
>have 3 large kits
>they all make the same face

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>>38534728

Someone just draw an anon with his buttocks exposed ready to be spanked on her lap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38534798
i want enough kids that every fox has a aunt with this face
>>38534809
will try tommorrow

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>>38534704
Then she will slurp them all up.

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>>38534765
i'm partial to when they back you up against a bed and tip you over with a light push while you're off balanced

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>>38534820
>will try tommorrow

Thank you sir.

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[Anonymous No.]

>wintertown
>warm house in the outskirts of a snowy fairytale village
>sex with thick icelolis

[Anonymous No.]

what did he do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38534474
I have a strong need to hug a Dorome

[Anonymous No.]

>>38534917
very cringe

[Anonymous No.]

>>38534917
dressed like a slut

[Anonymous No.]

>>38534917
didn't go greet her when she got home, a grave offense

[Anonymous No.]

>>38534917
Heard he was jaywalking

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>>38534917
got word that he was messing with that poor dragcel again

[Anonymous No.]

>>38534917
forgot to take out the trash

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>>38534917
rank with the scent of bitches
dog nose knows

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>>38515205

[Anonymous No.]

>>38534722
Make a small upfront payment. Lie and tell her the rest is at your home at the destination you're travelling to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38534917
honest question, how much art is there of monsters spanking men?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38535049
>Used goods
No thanks. Might as well be asking me to be going for someone else's woman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38535068
Even one picture is too many

[Anonymous No.]

>>38535080
this

[Anonymous No.]

>>38535049
i shouldn't but i would

[Anonymous No.]

How would Jinko momster react, not wife, but momster (your dad's wife) when Ms Hakutaku complains you were bullying the Dragoncel?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38535080
>>38535086
so more its /d/ or you don't want to see it personally?

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[Anonymous No.]

>>38535088
>dragoncel
She most definitely like 2000 years old and trying to get a young husband

[Anonymous No.]

>>38515205

[Anonymous No.]

>>38535162
immense disappointment at the alt pictures.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38535167
futa?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38535238
yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>38535238
ye

[Anonymous No.]

I'm gonna let you guys in on a little secret.

I wanna cum inside cows.
Thicc cows, strong cows, little cows, tall cows, smart cows, dumb cows. I wanna cum in them all!

[Anonymous No.]

>>38535268
Not much of secret. We all know. And many feel the same.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38535268
i like my cows big, green and spidery

[Anonymous No.]

>>38534728
This fox, she is mocking me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38535299
Never heard of such a cow 'round these parts. We got brown cows 'n' spotted cows, but we don't have no green cows or spider cows. May need to look elsewhere, sonny.
But if you want one of these cows here. The brown ones are strong cows. Very tough. They'll get whatever work ya need done, but they have a temper to them. The spotted cows. They're known for their milk. They heavy producers of milk, 'n' it's a good milk too. They tend to be mellow and relaxed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38535299
What sort of milk do you get from a cow of that nature?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38535349
mint chocolate chip

[Anonymous No.]

>>38535365
This is false information. They're milk tastes of green matcha.

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>>38535365

[Anonymous No.]

>>38535300
>try to kabedon this insolent fox
>your hands can't reach around her to touch the wall
>she looks down
GAME OVER

[Anonymous No.]

>>38535435
>>she looks down
THE FOOL, SHE FELL FOR THE TRAP

LIP LOCK ENGAGE

[Anonymous No.]

>>38534728
W-What is she holding?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38535456
>jump
>still can't reach
damn, should have brought a stepladder or something

[Anonymous No.]

I really want to marry my Kobold, but I want her to be the one to make all the moves.
Is it possible to train her to be more like a predator so that she'll one day rape me hellhound style?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38535495
innovate a sexier form of rabies

[Anonymous No.]

>>38535495
Cover yourself in peanut butter, and forbid her from licking it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38535495
Just adopt a Pit Bull kobold. Bonus points if you make no attempt to train her and constantly show fear

[Anonymous No.]

>>38535480
>jumping and not grabbing hold
Come on now, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38535566
i think you're going to get vibe checked by massive titties but i also respect that

[Anonymous No.]

>>38535456
>>38535480
you gott a whisper something so she bends over to hear you say it. then give her the french

[Anonymous No.]

Short hair, or long hair?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>38535648
>Short hair, or long hair?
Yes. Long hair is easy mode for making most women look good, but a well done short cut can also be glorious. Kej need to be loooooong, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38535648
long hair is so much better as to make a mockery of the supposed competition.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38535564
>Just adopt a Pit Bull kobold
I already have a pet Kobold you see.
And the pet Kobold that I have is the same one that I practically grew up with. We were raised side by side since my parents adopted her into the family when we were both still infants. Though we're similar in age, she somehow grew to be bigger than me as of the present day
Anyways, maybe the best course of action is just to be open with my feelings with her and tell her exactly what I want her to do to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38535648
Lon-
Short SHORT AIEEEEE

[Anonymous No.]

>>38535648
Long. Very long.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38535648
both are very good good

[Anonymous No.]

>>38533469
I spilled water on my 3ds so now one of my bumpers doesn't work and I can't gp anymore :(

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>38535805
My sandwich!

[Anonymous No.]

>>38532002

>When a person who is unable to dispel the image of the Dragon of a past era is in front of the Dragon of Dragonia, he unreasonably fears and afraid her, which is why he involuntarily withdraws. However, even a dragon who takes this attitude has only love for a human man in her heart. And if a man fears her, this is equivalent to telling her that she is unattractive as a woman. And the dragon, which sees the emotions of fear in a person, remains with a deep wound in the heart. Such feelings of fright can sometimes stimulate the destructive nature of the dragon.

>However, if you want to establish a closer relationship with them, pay attention to their "women" symbols, such as "dragoning parts", chest, waist, buttocks - what they are most proud of. This is probably best done as dragons tend to prefer an obtrusive relationship. Do not be shy, look at their feminine parts without hesitation, while adding shy words about them. This will be the first step in a good relationship. Whatever the dragon, her real intention will be to touch her friendly person, and the awkwardness with which she can express this is part of the dragon's charm. When you encounter a dragon in Dragonia, sometimes you will have to direct the dragon: actively touch her skin, gently caress her chest and whisper tender words in her ear.

Its not even close.

[Anonymous No.]

POV: Prison Break on a Demon Realm held prison

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJZiIjyeT78

The "male" soldier voices just be incubi/monstergirl's men and or monstergirl soldiers who's headgear got voice distorters

[Anonymous No.]

Get under the umbrella.

[Anonymous No.]

>some of these dragons participating in the Great Combat Tournament do not open their hearts to show their strength and talk about love. As you know, we dragons once reigned as great monsters worthy to be the rulers of this land, and for quite a long time we were in conflict with you, humans. Sometimes our dragons attacked people's lands and vice versa, of course. Even if the dragon did not emanate a desire to hurt people, our existence alone became a threat. Often there was an unfair treatment of us as symbols of evil. In the lands of Dragonia, where many of us lived, dragons have also been persecuted and there are dragons that have wounded in the heart. They still live in such a way as to avoid society, even now that humans and dragons walk together holding hands.

>She, Marietta, seems to be one of these dragons. She is a dragon, who was considered a cursed dragon from birth, in the past people often bullying on her and now she still suffers from a gap between her heart, that she wants to love, and the mind, that she cannot love a human. The only pleasure of this dragon is fighting tournaments once a year, when it comes time to confront human men.

Friendly reminder Dragons that became Dragoncels after being bullied by droids is canon. Marietta only show up to fighting tournaments because its the only place you can hit men.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38533879
Just throw me into the pit of pear shaped undead lolis

[Anonymous No.]

>>38535964
>Friendly reminder Dragons that became Dragoncels after being bullied by droids is canon
>droids

Roger!

[Anonymous No.]

>>38534008
Yeah, neither the character nor the picture are new.
>>38534288
They've been married for about a thousand years, a hundred kids in that time is perfectly reasonable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38535964
I will face her in the arena and defeat her with a single special move

The Big Hug

[Anonymous No.]

>>38535964
I'm going to beat her and force her to accept love into her heart!
I'll also force her to accept love into her womb!

[Anonymous No.]

>>38535964
i'm a good punching bag

[Anonymous No.]

>>38534644
But MGE Winterstown is covered in 100% white snow, not dirty yellow snow blowing in from other misty continents, so it's not irl Canadistan.
>but this isn't 4mon/pole

[Anonymous No.]

>>38535984
how much managing does a cemetery need?
i guess that's why she doesn't do much there

[Anonymous No.]

>>38535984
but which sister has larger breasts? this is important

[Anonymous No.]

>>38536057
Deonora's look bigger to me.

[Anonymous No.]

if you want the OLDEST the HAGIEST the BIGGEST monsters put in your application to be a grounds keeper at the dragon graveyard today.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38536088
They’re not bigger, they are just saggier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38536088
it's a close call but i think you're right.
sag hag vs the underarm press makes for deceptive results

[Anonymous No.]

>>38536095
i can just go to wonderland for that tho

[Anonymous No.]

>>38536139
that's the place where i got my wife!

[Anonymous No.]

>>38530588
A bridge?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38536162
how I got my wurm wife was me breaking into her neet cave in dragonia and wrestling her into a mating press and the rest is history

[Anonymous No.]

Making a late night run to The Bully Depot, you guys need anything?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38536186
Can you get me an amazon, hellhound, and manticore pack?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38536186
Commit arson and burn down and destroy any and all monster run businesses. Family owned businesses be damned! All businesses should be of big corporate establishments!

[Anonymous No.]

>>38535648
Hair is hair. It looks good on a woman no matter what.
Which MG could rock a bald look?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38536183
we smacked into each other at roughly 50 miles per hour. i don't think I broke any bones but it knocked the wind out of me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38536186
If you see a cheshire, tell her to go home and stop maxing out our credit card on pre-made pies and silly string.

[Anonymous No.]

Who excited for Valentine's day monstergirls?

SOON

[Anonymous No.]

>>38535049
>mama miia knows she isn't as young as her daughter, so she acts extra clingy and seductive
>probably wants to be knocked up at the same time as miia

hmmmmmmmm, yes, I will take the two sneks

[Anonymous No.]

>>38536226
Love angels are for bullying

[Anonymous No.]

>>38536226
can't wait to get choked out by cupid thighs

[Anonymous No.]

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remeber that not all cupids are lithe and dainty archers, some are buff and use greatbows.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38536226
I know it's quite cliche, But Meiya's Birthday is on valentine's day.

[Anonymous No.]

Remember you have to do what your boss tell you to do. You signed the contract and you have to fulfill it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38536421
That sounds like a good reason to be my own boss

[Anonymous No.]

>>38536022
>>38535999
>>38535996

Deonora says to stalk her at her home and grt affectionaate with her multiple times before the tournament:

>What? ...What if you lose the battle with her? ...take her before the fight! I will tell you about the habitat of this dragon. If you can’t win, it would be nice if you took it several times before the start of the tournament! Even if you are not good at owning a sword, even if you are not heroic ...and your appearance is below average! But you have a stronger love for dragons than for anyone else! Like the attractive "that same man" whom you secretly wait, as I wait! As a person, of course! Why did you hang your head?! If you are a single man, without even mentioning it, in four out of five cases you will receive an immediate positive answer!

[Anonymous No.]

Are there any good MGE crossover stories? Or is it all mind-numbing 'max level soulsborne gary stu mc gets inserted into mge world, kills monsters for no reason and ignores all canon because the author never read the books'? If so then thats sad, i would read a Dark Souls MGE parody where its all the same but its demon slivers, monster girls and just light hearted overall

[Anonymous No.]

>>38536514
i'd probably write a happy story where this guy who wants to Kill realizes that killing is bad and stupid (cause he's simply too weak to fight) and redeems himself by being friends with the monster girls he insulted.



...And he has violent, utterly brutal pelvis breaking sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>Crash party in Deonora’s birthday party in Dragonia
>”TO PROVE I AM SUPERIOR TO DRAGONS I AM NOW GOING TO RAPE THE TOUGHEST OF YOUR SPECIES! YOU, WITH THE GLASSES”

[Anonymous No.]

>>38536649
Invading Deonora's party to propose to her!
Getting too nervous to talk to her!
Locking myself into the bathroom and crying till the party is almost over!
Going home sad and alone!
Painting another portrait of Deonora (with the help of my tears)!
Deonora love!

[Anonymous No.]

>>38536622
Sounds funny, imagine him doing this to an Amazon, he tries to kill her but since he's weak his attacks do nothing to her, then something happens and he realizes monsters aren't murderous creatures and just want love so he decides to stop, Amazon then rapes him as punishment for attacking her and turns him into a househusband

[Anonymous No.]

>>38536679
yes! that's how all of these shitty edgy stories should end up!

[Anonymous No.]

Would you still love your cat girl if she was a vaguely evil cult/national leader planning to instigate a war out of a nihilistic despair fueled lust for revenge over not getting enough dick and also she's Welsh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38528307
>huh, where's the monstergi-
>OSHIT

[Anonymous No.]

marry and have children with elf adventures

[Anonymous No.]

>>38536226
Request a Valentine date, and you may have her on the 14th. Good luck.

[Anonymous No.]

Does anyone have any other helpful tips to avoid common tricks monsters use to bully?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38531398
What is that gesture, with that expression, supposed to be conveying?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38536763
Stick your dick in their mouths, they can’t insult you if they’re too busy blowing you

[Anonymous No.]

>>38536763
Tell them that you're feeling legitimately hurt bout what they're doing.

[Anonymous No.]

Cuddle heckhounds
Kiss heckhounds
Marry heckhounds
Grow old with heckhounds

[Anonymous No.]

>>38536784
You only have one dick. Bring ball gags.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38536798
But anon I'm a terrible liar

[Anonymous No.]

>>38536848
Yes but you have two hands and a mouth so you can keep 4 bullies busy at a time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38536763
In order to avoid being mindbroken by a single kiss, practice kissing with your onee-san.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38536691
I'd simply give her enough dick

[Anonymous No.]

Go to sleep anon the ghost girls can’t begin the stream till you’re nice and cozy in bed dozing away

[Anonymous No.]

>>38536514
the Closest to being good is "the exile of van hellscream" which is a crossover with monster high
I say close due to the weird way punishes people and the straight up plagerisum at the end

[Anonymous No.]

>>38537115
I remember someone mentioning a crossover fic where the female characters monsterize and the protag has sex with them, it seems like those are the only ones who are bearable

[Anonymous No.]

>>38537175
MGR has code geass fanfic like that I think
what first starts as a survival story (one by one girls are lost to the monster horde) turns into a harem (lelouch fucks his sister, maid and the girls lost in the escape show up turned
second chapter IIRC has suzaku also get a harem of CG women turned monstergirls though I say the bastard doesnt deserve it

[Anonymous No.]

>>38537213
Yeah thats the one im talking about, even then, it seems to be a better story than the other code geass crossover which is another of those edgy op mc fics

[Anonymous No.]

>>38533816
Truely, samurai belong to fockses

[Anonymous No.]

>>38537227
yeah I know the one
While I'm all for humans being able to put up a fightt (thats how I write my stuff) the power wank is grating
whats worse is that to some, anyone that has a differing opinion is seen as loser simps that cant understand that the world is hellscape
it really says something when the unfinished naruto crossovers seemed to have a decent thing going and "op naruto" is about as wrung out as you can get on fanfiction

[Anonymous No.]

>>38537251
I understand it too, but its kinda funny because the power wank fics are very clearly writted by someone who hasnt read the books or even the wiki and its just them writing stuff out of their ass making the stories obvious autism self insert power trip, which makes it more pathetic than the incel stuff they try to accuse you of

[Anonymous No.]

>>38537251
>"op naruto" is about as wrung out as you can get on fanfiction
Nah
"OP gay harem harry potter" beats it if only by sheer numbers

[Anonymous No.]

>>38537290
I would write one myself, but I've always shyed way from using other peoples characters, plus I can't write smut

[Anonymous No.]

Speaking of fanfiction the MG thread on Spacebattles got shut down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38537213
>>38537227
>Code Grass

>"Kill all the Zipangese!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>38536691
This seems like an awfully specific scenario.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38537213
Care to please share us the link to that Code GeassxMGE fic?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38537539
https://monstergirlsredux.com/viewtopic.php?f=26&t=1520

[Anonymous No.]

>>38537717
dunno why the LN ogre got posted with this but whatever i guess

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>38537942
She's pretty!

[Anonymous No.]

Listen, just because I'd absolutely marry and cherish an Alp woman because she's the first monster to pursue me does NOT mean that I'm gay or a fag.
It just means that I'm a slut that marries the first monster to touch my cock.

[Anonymous No.]

If I get isekaid to MGE, I'd be so grateful, that I'd willingly join the extremists, learn the most powerful fertility magic known to man and monster alike and breed as many new soldiers for Druella as possible.
I'd teach them to be as radical as possible and in free time I'd go round with my wife and monsterize entire settlements.
Order would organize manhunts for me, they'd nickname me "big poppa" a father of entire divisions of extremist army.
My daughters would spread upon all known world and even then I'd still give my all to have even more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38538187
Haha of course anon, of course. Just keep stroking the tail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38538208
Oh and if I got sons, I'd teach them to be the greatest heroes of extremist faction. They'd lead the entire rape hordes with their tactical mastery and great fighting skills and in the free time they'd monsterize entire realms with the rough sex they'd have with their harems of mamono soldiers under their command.
Honestly Druella, if you're reading this, every day I'm not there with your lads, you are missing out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38534491
>be chief consort to the pharaoh in the times before the current DL
>her most loyal companion, travel with her everywhere
>one day, on route to another kingdom on a diplomatic mission, the caravan is attacked by a demon snake
>able to banish the foul beast but not before being grievously wounded
>die in her arms whilst she tries to tell you something through the tears
>millennia later
>be reborn as some average joe
>have a fascination with the ancient desert kingdoms
>eventually join up with an archaeological expedition
>you do exceedingly well
>you pick up the local language quickly
>the ancient glyphs are almost intuitive to you
>a excellent sense for sniffing out dig sites
>eventually setup at an ancient tomb
>a treasure trove of findings and artefacts
>your able to go even deeper
>the ancient curses and traps don't seem to trigger for you
>as you reach the final depths alone you come across a extravagant sarcophagus, illuminated by magically light
>against all your professional knowledge you feel compelled to open it...

[Anonymous No.]

>>38538249
Oh man, pharaoh-chan is going to be so happy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38538249
>some purple snake woman challenges you to a children's car game

[Anonymous No.]

>>38538222
I'd stroke my Alpwife's tail at every opportunity, she makes cute noises when I do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38538249
>be a great hero of the ancient times
>take an arch succubus prisoner
>she's tired of the war and hate
>against all reason you fall for her
>she never betrays your trust
>despite her evil nature she never takes more than she needs to survive from you
>your love blossoms but you still didn't conceive a child
>your fellow knights hear about this and think you're mindcontrolled
>they attack and gravely harm your wife
>you drive them off but the damage is done
>to save her, you force yourself on her
>she lives on, but took enough of your life energy to snuff out the flame of your life
>millenia later
>be a young man with great promise
>defend humans and help the weak
>keep getting dreams of a beautiful crying woman
>your trening progresses incredibly fast and your potential power seems limitless
>finally venture into Demon Realms
>see that demons are not evil, but kind and loving
>head back home
>on the border of the realms, the sky goes dark as you're confronted by the creature of incredible power
>it's the famous "Wailing Lady", arch succubus and the oldest and most staunch supporter of Lilith
>but for the first time in millenia, she's smiling

[Anonymous No.]

>>38538249
>>38538362
What do you think the speed of the lunge is the moment she recognizes him?

[Anonymous No.]

>normally stoic/emotionless MGs smiling at you out of genuine love

is there a better feeling

[Anonymous No.]

>>38534728
I
HAVE A MIGHTY NEED

[Anonymous No.]

>>38538565
>Automaton tearfully asking you how you could care so much about a cold emotionless weapon like her

[Anonymous No.]

>>38537090
fuckers gave me a nightmare. how do i mating press a ghost girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38538754
>Telling her she's right and getting an organic second wife to spend increasingly more time with

[Anonymous No.]

>>38538523
I imagine she'd try to follow up with explanation of what she was doing and how was she feeling for the last 6 thousand years, to a guy who doesn't know what's going on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38538923
wrong answer.
F-
See me after class.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38539008
No Miss Haku, my balls are still empty!

[Anonymous No.]

>>38538249
>>38538309
>demon snake is back and wants vengeance
>although she has more complicated feelings this time around

[Anonymous No.]

So if I get a Kunoichi hit placed on me, can I pay the clan to send a secretly machoistic one that actually wants to get caught?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38538523
very slow, as their afraid he's just an illusion that will vanish at the slightest touch

[Anonymous No.]

>>38539131
On a completely unrelated note, would modern day Kunoichi work for the police and would they pop up out of nowhere and give people tickets?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38539131
A masochist ninja? Well I never.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38539131
>tfw its literally half of the kunoichi
get the thiccest one, those ninjas want to molested hard when they get stuff in small spaces

[Anonymous No.]

>>38539130
>snake has developed a masochistic streak since last time
>craves to be driven into the dirt again
>will never admit it

[Anonymous No.]

Left is made to be bullied, teased and doggystyle’d
Right is made to be cherished, loved and mating pressed

[Anonymous No.]

>>38538222
Eva is cute and pretty and I like her

[Anonymous No.]

>>38539268
I have the urge to simultaneously bully and protect this alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>alpshit
You got the wrong board, faggots belong to /y/

[Anonymous No.]

>>38539237
Excuse me, they're both for loving and cherishing.
The left will also require frequent kisses on her beans.

[Anonymous No.]

I can't decide
Do I want to get bullied by a mino, a hellhound, an oni, an ogre or a kakuen?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to impregnate monster chicks who used to be guys. Deal with it, faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38539440
why are slavs obsessed with alps?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38539237
doggies, i wanna give the doggies a hug!

[Anonymous No.]

>>38539440
You are gay, fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38539237
Right is made to be bullied with a lactation curse, everyone will see it through her see-thru uniform, she'll be too embarrassed to guard anything, that's when you go in and steal her first kiss from her, and maybe a few other firsts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38539440
I wouldn't phrase it like that, but Alps are very nice and top tier monsters

[Anonymous No.]

>>38539502
How would you phrase it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38539583
I like your booty but I'm not gay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38539447
It's Russians, they are obsessed with homos for some reason. Just look how much gachimuchi memes there are in Russia.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38539502
>an alp from the alps

[Anonymous No.]

>>38539237
The ones like these are made to be cherished, loved, teased and doggystyle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38538523
I would think they instantly recognize you, but hesitate a lot because of >>38539172 so you end up finding her instead out of pure instinctive drive

[Anonymous No.]

>>38539619
But anon, it's not gay if she's a woman now. She has tits, she has a vagina, she has a womb. She can have your children. Can a man have your children? No. So how can it be considered gay?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>38539785
bitch sent me that without me asking, no shit I wont respond, also who the fuck gave my phone number away again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38539785
Respond with "niece geometry(sic)" to confuse her even further!

[Anonymous No.]

>>38539785
>only lesbos builds pyraminds
>cubes are what is in

[Anonymous No.]

>>38539583
sauce

[Anonymous No.]

>>38539874
Found it in the alp gallery, so it's probably not from a manga/doujin. Happy to be corrected though.

[Anonymous No.]

How come there are no medium stacked elves? They’re eithed fertility goddesses or bapho bodied?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38539777
Truth.
They're for making into cute wives.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38539964
Because like alps, elves are either flat as a board or titty monsters with nothing in between.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38534498
Don't worry about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38539964
Plenty of medium elves. They just tend to not stand out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38539777
"She" is a man

[Anonymous No.]

>>38539874
Artist is kojinak
>https://vk com/albums-197435028
I don't know why but it seems his posts before 2022 were wiped for unknown reasons, I don't use VK that much so I might be wrong as the images in his album are still there, just not the actual posts themselves

[Anonymous No.]

>>38540079
So men can have babies? How progressive of you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>38539237
Finally, an Anubis where you have to climb for it.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>38539964
Elves at the midpoint are simply still growing fatter and fatter

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>38540200
And that is a good thing.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

It's time we CRIMINALIZED the sending of unsolicited pussypics to men in MGC. It's gross, wrong, and sexist to just get an image of a pair of plump, sopping-wet pussylips as you're going about your day. Let's band together and stop such vile behavior!

[Anonymous No.]

>>38540433
alp

[Anonymous No.]

>>38540200
I'm gonna make some god damn half-elves

[Anonymous No.]

>>38540433
>t. The virgin jinko trying to get laid

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>38540433
But what does sending unsolicited dick pics to random mgs get me if I’m hiding away in my bunker in an undisclosed location?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38540541
That hat and dress combo is so enticing. I blame Winry Rockbell for making me enjoy it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38540510
I would solicit Jinko pussypics.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38540433
Now who could behind this….

[Anonymous No.]

>>38539447
Slavs hate women to an immense degree.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38540433
I think not responding to them is the problem

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>38540384
OH BLESSED BE DIXIE

[Anonymous No.]

>>38540694
>sample

[Anonymous No.]

>>38540694
Oo-rah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38540720
>>38540694
>>38540384
Vaca culebras de los gringos

[Anonymous No.]

Beware the curse of cow hitting your party members, it does give a small bonus to strength and charisma but causes larger penalties to intellect and dexterity.

Its the bane of rogues and wizards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38540720
>he bit
Now I shall delete my post and steal that picture.

[Anonymous No.]

God bless the USA

[Anonymous No.]

>>38539785
I wanna make more of her.
I wanna so much more of her that there're dozens, if not hundreds, miniature versions of her running around.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>38540792
America, where the biggest monsters live

[Anonymous No.]

>>38540720
>See a Snek in bikini bottom or pantsu
>always wonder how big a plug she has on the bottom corner to keep it tucked in..

[Anonymous No.]

>>38540433
>Rape is now illegal forever
>Now getting consent to engage in sexual acts is a bureaucratic nightmare
>Now the MG needs written permission from both Anon and his mom
>As well as documents that prove the building is insured from "catastrophic sexual acts"
>With documents in tow the MG needs to go to a vault guarded by bribed Wurms for the key that will open Anon's chastity belt
And now we wait for the inevitable reactionary movement to form a massive orgy in front of the government building as a protest. It was all part of her plan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38540851
Imma just gonna fuck around and destroy those belts for fun

[Anonymous No.]

>>38540579
White summer dress is great, even better if it's thin enough to be almost see-through like in that image.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38540892
Like this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38540851
>bureaucrats controll sex
Anubi are very happy

[Anonymous No.]

>>38540801
! !

[Anonymous No.]

>>38540951
>new mandate says sex must occur only in pyramids
Anubi are even happier

[Anonymous No.]

>>38540541
>>38540904
>be in a field full of monsters in sundresses like this
>it starts to rain
>all their dresses are now see-through

[Anonymous No.]

>>38540951
>Now Anon has to write a report every time he cums so that every ounce of semen is accounted for
Is this what the equivalent of 1984 is for MGs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38540433
Sure, but how do I stop a lizard girl from sending me dirk pics?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38540978
Time to break into a vault all by myself while carrying tons of meat

[Anonymous No.]

>>38540988
Good thing there's a conveniently placed bus stop for us to take cover under, nothing bad ever happens a those.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38540904
That's not see-through enough, the dark skin color should be showing a bit like in that apophis pic. And besides that looks like a wedding dress with that veil.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38541013
Send her a pic of your big iron

[Anonymous No.]

>>38541013
>I showed you my sword, please respond.

[Anonymous No.]

remember
chicks dig dudes who earn their wins

[Anonymous No.]

>>38541114
Chicks gonna dig pocketsand outta their eyes. Victory at any cost.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38541012
I WILL NPTE BE UNDERMINDED LIKE THIS! I HAVE THE RIGHT TO CUM FREELY!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>38535167
Isn't that just the way gaunts are, like the guy is the goop or something and that's his cock?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38541114
Remember, being smart is very attractive

[Anonymous No.]

>>38541054
>Send pic of a revolver
>Get 100 text backs about her collection of weapons
This didn't work at all. Now she's asking me to send pics of my "meat sword"

[Anonymous No.]

>>38541160
send a pic with a black box covering it and the pic is just a hotdog

[Anonymous No.]

>>38541160
hotdog in the shape of a sword

[Anonymous No.]

>>38540851
>his mom
we all know that aint happening

[Anonymous No.]

>>38541150
the most generous of interpretations results in putting a dick on your wife instead of a dick in your wife.
no thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

How do I, your average retard, acquire a hakutaku wife?

[Anonymous No.]

>let MG office coworker borrow your phone real quick
>forgot to delete all the search history of you looking for porn of monsters of her species in officelady outfits
I'm sure she'll just laugh it off, hahaha

[Anonymous No.]

>>38541312
Rumor says there is a Titania out there that can forge the mom papers

[Anonymous No.]

>>38541421
There might be some niche stuff where gauntwife is fucking another member of the harem with your goop dick

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>>38541426
get her as your tutor and act so retarded that you need her to stop you form hurting yourself

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38541452
your just a faggot that loves dick, fuck off and go back to the trashcan you came from

[Anonymous No.]

>>38541452
ok. don't want it here.

[Anonymous No.]

I think basically any sort of tragic romance movie would be a horror for monster girls.

And those slice of life comedy's where the mcs never actually confess or keep getting interrupted would be the soap opera drama

[Anonymous No.]

>>38541426
say a soap can't get dirty

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>>38541440
>just a titana
i bet most hags can do it

[Anonymous No.]

>>38541504
Do you know about the animated titanic movie where a giant octopus holds the ship up and together so everyone can get off safely?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38541470
>>38541470
i think I just out that i like big hands, dont know how to feel about that

[Anonymous No.]

>>38541504
>"...and they never saw each other again. The end."
>screaming and crying

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>>38541565
I think the mge version would be the reverse, giant kraken breaks the biggest ship around leading to a record breaking number of marriages in her part of the ocean

[Anonymous No.]

>>38541504
>monstergirl loses her husband/son in a creepy location and has to go find him

[Anonymous No.]

>>38541636
>it's a grocery store

[Anonymous No.]

>>38541677
>press x to anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>38539237
Left pretends to hate being dominated, but always grips you tight down there.
Right always acts calm while being dominated, but internally feels warm and fuzzy in your embrace.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38541636
>>38541677
>and he was behind her the whole time

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>>38541565
>Events so traumatic they have to rewrite them for a MG audience
That honestly sounds kinda endearing. It would be funny to watch something like Romeo and Juliette deus machina itself into a good ending.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38541504
true horror would be the life of an everyday man before monsters

[Anonymous No.]

>>38541184
>>38541218
Sounds like there's gonna be a hotdog pic scams in MGC.
I bet MGTV will even make a PSA about them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38541565
I love the fact that there is two animated movies about the titanic, both of them had talking mice, and the one with the rapping dog was more historically accurate

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>>38541577
>Movie where the male lead doesn't get the girl, sacrifices himself, has to leave etc.
>Screaming, sobbing demands for it's banning ensues.
>Mgs start recutting and overdubbing movies around it
>Daytime mg tv censors it with adr lines saying he's just going out to buy raging mushrooms

[Anonymous No.]

>>38541426
Being an immortal with grudge against a moon princess

[Anonymous No.]

>>38541756
>Tritonia panicking as she can't find her infant son that's currently nestled asleep in her back tentacles

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>>38541779
I think I saw this movie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38531582
I'll take one emo Oomukade and the rest of the emo group. All of them. Every single one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38541812
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WNX-UDPYMMY

[Anonymous No.]

>>38541426
fall asleep in class

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>>38541504
>Suddenly a lot of movies start getting rated 18+ and have random sex scenes with monster girls.

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>>38540758
Ook eek ook eek ah ah ah

[Anonymous No.]

>>38541150
No, you don't become slime you become a bat like creature that controls slime.
>Married individuals have a grotesque creature, which is their husband grappling them from behind, with countless tentacles crawling all over them, and it can even look like they're having sex in the rear entry position. Moreover, the black film covering the body of such an individual is not their own, but their husband's mucus.
>The only female portions of the body are the body itself and the horns, with the tentacles, wings, and tail belonging to the male.
>The mated females are covered in a rubber suit-like substance which is created by the male. The substance completely engulfs the female's body, meaning that she has given up her entire self to her mate to be groped and toyed with at any time. The wings of the Night Gaunt also belong to the male, meaning that the female has also given up control of where she goes to her mate.
>The male, who is on the back of the female, uses tentacles to wrap tightly around the waist of the female. With this anchor it is then able to thrust inside of her from behind while using other tentacles to also grope her chest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38541504
Man, if it's that severe it makes me think about those horror anime with blood and stuff that mix romance in between, would that be a no go?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38541761
Romeo and Juliette does have a counterpart already.
>A story loved by many mamono, including citizens of Undead Kingdoms, seems to be one where "Two lovers born to hostile noble families attracted to one another, commit suicide with poison, and are bound together as undead". This is said to be an incident that actually occurred in a certain Anti-Monster state, an example of one of the cases related to the "Nostrum of the Goddess of Life and Death". Nowadays, both noble families have become noble undead, and it is said that the country has become an Undead Kingdom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38541997
no onions homo como usted, senor

[Anonymous No.]

>>38542041
FUCKING HATE THSAYT FUCKING FILTER THAT CHANGES S O Y INTO FUCKING ONION

[Anonymous No.]

>>38541713
>All that goodness with right
Veni, Vidi, Sensi.

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>>38541911
>Shirohebi that dies her hair black "to match her soul"
>The rebellious unicorn who swears it's not a phase
> Melodramatic banshee who secretly wants to go out with the cheerful band geek
>Goth Holst that hides her tits under a giant baggie sweatshirt

[Anonymous No.]

>>38542041
https://youtu.be/D7aHOsxFP4w

[Anonymous No.]

>>38542039
Lol a Deus Ex Machina wasn't enough, they had to literally nuke the whole thing. Monster censors are scary.

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>>38541452
No you are a solid creature that most likely has a dick in addition to tentacles and a tail. This shit has nothing to do with how the entry works. The Night Gaunt is about you being in charge while fucking, groping, and raping your wife while flying around.
Furthermore within the world of the >Encyclopedia the females become reliant upon their mates - obeying the thoughts and lust of the male.
>The mated females are covered in a rubber suit-like substance which is created by the male. >The substance completely engulfs the female's body, meaning that she has given up her entire self to her mate to be groped and toyed with at any time. The wings of the Night Gaunt also belong to the male, meaning that the female has also given up control of where she goes to her mate.

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>>38542055
sounds like a bunk of dorks, i love it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>38541856
Hnnngghh.. my heart
Can't access the galleries in the mge image archive for some reason. Hope it's just me

[Anonymous No.]

>>38542129
It's moved to a new site.
https://mgearchive.neocities.org/fanartgalleries.html

[Anonymous No.]

>>38542129
Working fine on my end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38542190
>>38542194
Good. I was worried

[Anonymous No.]

>>38542194
>>38542214
!

[Anonymous No.]

If I want a water waifu, what's the best way to get to her? Should I get on a cruise ship and just jump off, or wade out into the ocean and swim until she finds me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38542263
Bath on the sea or a river. When you feel your dick being sucked you are married.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38542055
I'm facefucking ALL OF THEM. THIS IS MY PURPOSE.

[Anonymous No.]

Weep, you human girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates fox hags. Goodbye, wondrous humanity!

[Anonymous No.]

>>38542263
Go on a boat with the boys and sing sea shanties until the monsters find you

[Anonymous No.]

>>38542055
>Goth Holst that hides her tits under a giant baggie sweatshirt
I'm going to live in that tent she's made. It's my home.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38542341
Based Graffiti Hooligan.

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>>38542129
>Holst freaking out because she can't find her son. He's just standing directly below her tits so she can't see him
>Cheshire can't figure out where her son disappeared to. Hes currently crawled beneath the couch cushions
>Doromes son is currently playing predator and is camouflaged in mud
>Vampires son is doing a Scooby Doo and is just very still in a hall displaying statues

[Anonymous No.]

>>38542322
You're going to make their copious mascara run!

[Anonymous No.]

>>38542263
Write out a dating profile on a price of paper, then put it on a hook and cast it out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38542341
Fox hags truly are the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38542390
That's exactly what I want. Their cheeks will be streaked with it. Every day before class they're getting a rough facefucking, and they'll wear it runny with pride.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38542263
Places like Court Alf that are near water have aquatic types on land also. All monsters that breathe in water can breathe air and can and do come on to land to look for husbands. There are a lot of examples in world guide side 3.
>3) Can mermaids move on land?
>Possible. There are various ways like using the spells of human-transformation, crawling by their tail like Lamia, hovering in the air with their mana(still they cant fly so freely).

[Anonymous No.]

>goth Holst gets paired with her crush for home economics
>Is trying to hide her excitement
>Instinctively wets her shirt the moment they get the take care of a fake baby assignment

[Anonymous No.]

>>38542603
>Fake baby assignment
Oh come the fuck on, that's state-assigned marriage!

[Anonymous No.]

>>38542633
Home ec is a elective you knew what you were getting into, especially with that Eros worshipping kiki running the class

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>>38541856
>Husband gets a call
>It's his tritonia wife, she sounds like she's about to break down
>After hearing the situation he tells her to calm down. Asks if she checked her back tentacles
>She's silent for a moment before asking what he wants for dinner

[Anonymous No.]

>>38542675
>Meanwhile the baby is sound asleep using a tentacle as a pacifier

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>>38542603
>>38542633
>Fake baby assignment
That's how you make a MG go berserk. You would think school cares for their student's pelvises.

[Anonymous No.]

I like vampires.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38542703
Only private schools use the dolls after the... incident. Most use good old bags of flower. Eggs were attempted for once semester but it coincided with a harpy mating season which then quickly made the assignment redundant for several students

[Anonymous No.]

>>38542363
>Monsters indirectly getting a taste of their own medicine
>"So this is what my husband went through huh?"

[Anonymous No.]

Our boy delivers more lovely chesh yet again

[Anonymous No.]

>>38542603
But how would the emo Oomukade respond?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38542662
I just wanted to make cookies! Damnable sweet, well-intentioned, pink kiki!

[Anonymous No.]

>>38542747
>teacher is warned by his Haku wife that the student pairs and the new dolls made for home ec may end up with the monsters becoming "a bit less rational"
>You teach a class of well behaved and upright monsters, so there's no need to worry about that
>Until you hear a crash outside and a voice that sounds distinctly like the very intelligent and reserved Anubis class president saying "ME WANT BABY NOW!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>38542774
Considering how that unicorn is moments away from bicorn conversion she'd probably accept it. She'd probably at odds with the shirohebi though for the head girl position of the harem,

[Anonymous No.]

>>38542774
She stops responding, like altogether.
Fainted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38542842
I used to not like Bicorn because I don't really care about taurs, but man have I changed tunes over the last few months as the need for harem grows.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38542839
>She has attacked the head of the architecture club
>He wasn't even in this class
>Teacher anon remembers he paired the 6'5 hellhound delinquent with the the asthmatic dnd club president
> He was too late to warn him

[Anonymous No.]

You may not like it, but this is what peak cat proficiency looks like

[Anonymous No.]

>>38542921
>the 6'5 hellhound delinquent with the the asthmatic dnd club president
I bet they're an adorable couple.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38542839
if the anubis was that bad, imagine the jubs and wurms

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>>38542998

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>>38543000
They make it work, she carries around a spare inhaler for him and his face is a good improvised chair for her

[Anonymous No.]

>>38542842
>Oomukade and Shirohebi are fighting about who is has girl again.
>Meanwhile the Loli Banshee just passed five minutes deepthroating without breathing, preferring actions over words

[Anonymous No.]

>>38543053
Already knocked up. They should be teaching the class.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38543053
>Jubjub cheer captain had to relearn all her routines since the expanded pregnancy tits threw off her balance
>The wurm shockingly did little damage, mostly because she thought the baby was real and assumed that meant she had to have been pregnant and just forgot about it

[Anonymous No.]

>>38543107
>Hellhound acting all mighty and dom around him to impress her friends only to go into full-blown panic and fear when he gets an asthma attack in front of her
That would be quite the sight to see.

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>>38535162
I love night gaunts and atlach-nachos from a design and personality perspective. Just am not (and probably never will) be into what happens with the post-marriage transformations. I don't want to be some weird tendril thing, man.

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>>38543304
The transformation is my favorite thing in the setting. I love the Night Gaunt so much. They are my favorite breed by far that only the Altach-Nacha even comes close. I love the latex and the fact they pretty much exist to be a fucktoy for their husband.

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>goth harem in home ec,
>Hebi and oomukade got paired up because the teacher saw they need some team building
>Banshee is constantly crying tears of joy
>Unicorn has fully bicorned at this point and is maximum smug
> Anon spends more time having to take care of the Holst than the doll since her milk production kicked into psychosomatic overdrive

[Anonymous No.]

I think pants makers are going to be the richest class in the mgc. Guess why.

[Anonymous No.]

i am going to bang the single teachers! and I am going to make sweet love to the single holst lunchlady!

[Anonymous No.]

>>38543387
Because oomukade pants require 30 cubic feet of fabric

[Anonymous No.]

>>38543380
Would you stay transformed forever or swap back to human form sometimes? And yeah, I love the latex skin and gooey aesthetics too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38543455
What about wedding dress for sandworm?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38543453
Imagine starting such a breeding orgy with all the teachers in the lounge that school is forced to be closed for maternity leave. You've got a lot of hands on learning about kids to do anon!

[Anonymous No.]

Everyone's favorite hag!

[Anonymous No.]

>>38543478
now, that depends, for the wholeworm, enough to buy a mansion in cali or if just the tonuge, about as much as normal one
>>38543500
her tail a bit too skinny

[Anonymous No.]

>teacher anon gets off Scott free after the home ec incident
> Principal says he gave them valuable "hands on experience"
>Haku wife demands they have another baby so they can "set a good example" however

[Anonymous No.]

>>38543489
When the school opens again half the kids are gonna be the teachers'.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38543516
Obviously all the worm, i don't want people to look at my bride's backside

[Anonymous No.]

>>38543456
Personally, I would only change back if needed to interact with others. Although I would love to live in the abyss where it was the norm. But the chaos monster were never created with the intention that their husbands don't change back. It's just a private matter and isn't something most go flaunting around in from of a stranger like the Scholar.
>Abyssal monsters have a different mentality than humans and other monsters, so when they go out on a date holding hands with their human-appearing husbands, their faces turn so red that they look like they're boiling, and they are pulled along by their husbands' hands in a limp state. I'm sure that's what will happen to the smug-looking Mindflayer (KC).
>Humans and other monsters have different values, so even if it feels good and not embarrassing to intertwine tentacles with a deformed husband, they might recognize that holding hands and intertwining fingers with a human husband is even more indecent than that. I've heard it's just as pleasurable and pleasant!
>Among the abyssal-type monster girls, those whose husbands are like a berserker, seen from the outside to be in an irrevocable state of being used by their husbands as breeding material (although most monster girls are fallen to an irrevocable level of pleasure by their husbands in the first place). But sometimes they have lovey-dovey dates with their human husbands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38543489
imagine making them come to teach in their old uniforms

[Anonymous No.]

>>38543575
Queue second breeding party of thicc milf harem

[Anonymous No.]

>>38543380
Mindflayer is my favorite honestly. Something about constant cunnilingus/tentacle fucking gets to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38543604
>tfw the principal herself has to tell me not breed them all together so many damn times due to how many times she had to shut down the school

[Anonymous No.]

>>38543652
>It's not because she doesn't want them having kids, it's that the principal always misses out by traveling for meetings. Her rage is barely contained at the lack of creampies she gets

[Anonymous No.]

If monstergirls cure illnesses and even retardation, can they cure burgers from writing dates in m/d/y order?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38543607
I just wish mindflayers had references to turning women into more mindflayers, and the elder brains too.

Where's my aboleth waifu too

[Anonymous No.]

>>38542341
>Wow, thats one sexy fox, i want to see more pics from this artist
>Its all sexy women and monster girls of the same quality as that fox
I have to say, im thoroughly surprised it wasnt another case of 'artist draw one good pic, rest of their gallery is /d/ tier fetish pics'

[Anonymous No.]

>>38543673
[month/day]
Month is usually the most important, and lets us know immediately the general range of the document, and then specify it further. Year is last since it's the most static of these.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38543673
months are more important than what day of the month it is

[Anonymous No.]

>>38543666
well, that can be fixed quite quickly

[Anonymous No.]

>>38543673
Imagine not having the brain to just do both, or use metric and imperial on the fly instead of complaining.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38543719
Get on it anon. It's time to put the principal in breeding detention. This begs the question, what would detention be like in MGC High

[Anonymous No.]

>>38543673
Why would they correct the best method of tracking dates?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38543697
Yeah that artist is a god, he just cranks these out like no tomorrow

[Anonymous No.]

>>38543673
Wonderland hands wrote this post

[Anonymous No.]

>>38543757
>roller-coaster of retardation is best date tracking method
heh

[Anonymous No.]

>>38541779
>>38541824
>Producer anon makes a film about the daily life of man in the 21st century, before mamono.
>Shows the struggles of daily life, work, and relationships.
>Also shows the amount of suffering there was before, including the rate of suicides, homelessness, etc.
>Mamono viewers leave traumatized

[Anonymous No.]

>>38543742
spankings
>>38543673
fuckin malformed yellow teeth having bitch

[Anonymous No.]

>>38543607
I prefer the submissive nature of the Night Gaunt better. Especially mixed with their clingy nature that they need their husband on them at all times or they get anxious. I like the idea of taking it even farther and having my wife be an absolute yandere that can't bare to be separate from me. I once tweeted KC about it and he replyed.
>Me: I want a Night Gaunt wife. I want her to be so yandere that she needs my constant attention. She gets lonely and jealous if I don't constantly keep my deformity. When that happens, she will push me down and constantly fuck me until I transform.
>KC:Yandere wives will always show their yandere tendencies if they don't get it from their husbands.If the husband doesn't look at her tits, she will rub her tits and squeeze her breasts. If the husband doesn't rub her ass, she'll sexually harass him. If the husband won't fuck her, the wife will fuck him back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38543824
Are you sure the Bicorn teacher in the class isn't a deviant and anon gets repeatedly forced to inseminate his delinquent and moody classmates he keeps ending up in detention with?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38543673
kek the amount of salty muricans replying

[Anonymous No.]

>>38543847
chewsday innit

[Anonymous No.]

>>38543694
References? Corrupting human women into more Mindflayers pretty much the entire entry. He has stated as they are the Scholar's first contact with the abyss so the entry is pretty vague because they are something new. I imagine the corruption aspect was the focus of the entry because they was what was discussed in an interview or at least what the Mindflayers were willing to disclose about their lives. Very little is mentioned of their husband probably because they were too shy to talk about it with a stranger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38542051
Yeah its leftover unfunny shit from OldMoot that the jannies are too busy Alping themselves to fix.
>and it 'no hablas espagnol' sòy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38543911
I missremembered the profile.

Stil want a elder brain though, there's a lot of untouched classic dnd monsters. Bugbears, owl bears, hydras etc

[Anonymous No.]

>>38543964
bugbears are just big goblins

[Anonymous No.]

>>38543845
>anon is the only one who isn't moody and is a bright cheery goody two shoes that can't even lie about what he had for breakfast
>The bicorn always finds the littlest nitpick to get him detention like his tie being 2 cm too loose, his pants riding up showing off his ankle
>He is forced to impregante the wurms first, and last is the bicorn herself

[Anonymous No.]

>>38543757
d>m>y
or
y>m>d

[Anonymous No.]

>>38544017
the last one is retarded like actually fucking retarded

[Anonymous No.]

>>38543995
Bug bears are way cooler than goblins considering they are upwards of 8 feet tall and disturbingly sneaky for their size

[Anonymous No.]

>>38544017
Neither.
The former makes actual data tracking hell and the latter is just cumbersome junk that fills you with a year of garbage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38544048
nah, i prefer redcaps

[Anonymous No.]

The only dates i want to talk about are dates with my monster wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>38544036
Once you start working in a field related to space, the units of measure are so immensely gigantic that concept such as month and day become irrelevant, hell, I kept the millennia out of the equation.
>>38544059
>The former makes actual data tracking hell
Say fucking who?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38544064
Mgs redcaps don't even have their iconic iron boots they lose a lot of points for that

[Anonymous No.]

>>38544036
The yy-mm-dd format is for archiving electronically, by year, then month, down to the day, and then time if needed.
>Ms Haku uses dd-mm-yy
>Everybody else uses 'In the Year of the DarkLord X hundred X and X, on the DD daye of NameMonthe' from the Dark Scholar.

[Anonymous No.]

why are we nerding out about numbers and not monster girl's number?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38544069
You can tell domming men makes hounds happy like nothing else because of their wagging tails

[Anonymous No.]

>>38544208
Honey please, I have to correct these ignorant europeans on the correct method of marking time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38544225
All good hounds learn their place

[Anonymous No.]

i want a hellhound momster

[Anonymous No.]

>>38544253
What a funny boy you are.

[Anonymous No.]

Love my Alraune-Ghoul wife, bros.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38544287
Admit it

[Anonymous No.]

i have a great desire to make out with a jabberwocks mouth tentacles that has real thicc lips and I want to do it while the jabberwock doesn't notice until I kiss the tentacle and watch her melt with pleasure

[Anonymous No.]

>>38544280
>Hellhound momster tries to scare off improper girls from going after her son
>The kobold next door is too ditzy to be scared

[Anonymous No.]

>>38544345
Always wondered what it would be like to waifu a corpse flower.

[Anonymous No.]

So is it true all the kids in a dragonia preschool are just hags in disguise?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38544345
I love my gothic lolita jubjub wife. actually i'm working on a new picture of her right now, i just need to take a nap first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38544462
Imagine fucking a bubble slime but with firmer tentacles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38542757
Nooo, my onahole

[Anonymous No.]

>>38544498
maybe, dragons consider 200 to be their 21

[Anonymous No.]

>>38544498
All single kids. The actual kids aren’t burdened by pride and likely have already rape-married a boy

[Anonymous No.]

>>38544345
>>38544462
I want to know what a giant water lily monster girl would look like.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SM-Ilh2lHZk

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>38544578
lemme just get my gasmask and my heater!

[Anonymous No.]

>>38544389
>sit behind jabberwock in class
>her tentacles are always super inquisitive, licking and kissing without her even knowing
>they start to get more feisty, but you don't mind
>let them suck you off
>the wock doesn't even notice, she's just gossipping with her friends
>let the tentacles do it again the next day
>and the one after that
>it's now 2/3 through the school year and you're addicted to jabberjobs without the wock even knowing you exist

[Anonymous No.]

>>38544345
Ghouls are great. Before the Night Gaunt they were probably the closest thing I had to a MGE waifu. I like to imagine my Night Gaunt waifu is orally obsessed and constantly need a part of me in her mouth at all times to not be anxious or nervious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38544611
>try to do a presentation
>one tentacle strips your pants and another starts sucking you off
>Jabber blushes like a tomato, most of the class are in awe at her boldness, Cheshire that lost her smile starts schlicking to it, teacher covers her nipples and ran away from the class

[Anonymous No.]

>>38544611
>The wock is also subconsciously married to you without knowing you exist
This would be a movie on the MGE Disney Channel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38544611
>sometimes one of the tentacles whispers lewd things in your ear as the other sucks you off
>other times the tentacles just french you, even double teaming your mouth
>They even once just molested and licked your entire body for a whole hour

[Anonymous No.]

>>38544578
sweet sig rifle

[Anonymous No.]

>>38544611
>>38544728
>>38544824
h-hot

[Anonymous No.]

>>38544828
/k/oomers are the bane of monstergirls' existence, you put an ass in one's face and he's still drooling over the gun

[Anonymous No.]

>>38544863
Every time I see this hound I'm disappointed in remembering it's a vtumor

[Anonymous No.]

>>38544863
is that a bullpup?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38544863
Sorry mate, I really like gun, even that long barreled Magpul PDR abomination, if it's wielded by a Hellhound there is nothing else to do for me but to chain nut like the last /k/oomer on earth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38544863
The answer is simple: become the gun. Just imagine how many /k/ommandos would be glad to fuck their cursed nugget waifus. They're old enough to become tsukumogami even if you actually stick to the 100 year rule, and you can cheat for more modern stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38544917
>>38544907
cursed gun is needed or a cool tanuki that gives a cool gun everytime she gets to fuck you

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>>38544917
>I saw you looking at MPX online
>Can't handle your FAL gf anymore?
>B-but .308 is getting expensi-
>You CHEAPSTAKE, back in my prime we ran on corrosive an[long rant]
>In the end, anon got tied to his bed at night and forced to cum many times by his angry raifu
Hahah, God I'm such a degenerate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38544939
>YFW in the current year computer parts mommy actually has to be better off than gat mommy

[Anonymous No.]

>>38544917
>are you a FAMAS?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38541426
recite your times tables loud enough for her to hear but do them incorrectly
she will not be able to contain herself if you start getting the two times table wrong

[Anonymous No.]

>>38544889
Vtumors are really a blight on the monster girl genre

[Anonymous No.]

>>38545068
At least they're a step above fleshtubers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38544994
>tfw ywn have both tanuki sugar mamas

[Anonymous No.]

>>38545005
>RP night with your gun wife

>>38544986
Imagine an M2 wife. Imagine an M4 wife with ACOG glasses that headshots you with demon silver bullets from 300 yards as a joke, giggling over her very long walk to come over and rape you

[Anonymous No.]

would bullpups have a fatter ass?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38545086
They're both bad

[Anonymous No.]

>>38545126
Probably, and since the point of bullpups is shorter overall length I bet they'd be shortstacks

[Anonymous No.]

>>38544994
ETH POS needs to come soon.

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>>38545126
They'd be short pears that like to be held close to your chest while you chamber yourself in their asses. Some say it takes longer for them to be ready for round two in the sack, but it may just be a matter of their husband's skill.

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>>38541504
mamono movie adaptations do sound kinda fun
>Predator
>the Yautja doesn't kill the commandos, she's just testing them to see who's the strongest (just knocks them out or batters them a little, we can't have males getting seriously hurt on screen)
>Dutch is the last guy standing and the most resourceful combatant despite being completely outmatched
>she deems him prime husband material and so enacts sweaty jungle sex
Full of notable lines such as
>You're one beautiful monster
>Rape me, I'm here!
>Get to the wedding!

[Anonymous No.]

>loli nurarihyon that brings her equally lewd friends over too

[Anonymous No.]

>>38545217
Imagine the sleepovers

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>>38545156
ok, i beileve handguns would be lolis, subguns oppai lolis, normal rifles that fire those 308s 556 and similar rounds would be average 20s and the rifles that are bigger would be 8ft tall amazons in the case of a barret or hags un the case of the M2

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>>38545217
Cute Imotou, would give snacks to.

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>>38545246
we don't talk about anything larger than 30mm since that's giantess territory

[Anonymous No.]

>>38543673
It should be Y/M/D

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>>38545296
i never talked about those
>>38545315
the most retarded one yet

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>>38545327
I know, just extrapolating from what you said

[Anonymous No.]

>>38545246
Just loosely follow Upotte rules. Also, you skipped teens entirely and forgot shotguns.
>YFW the proportions on a cursed Shockwave
You might think you could handle her, but I doubt it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38545346
shotguns would be their thick red neck cousins and teesn would be the pistols chamber in 45-70 and such calibers

[Anonymous No.]

>Year 2026
>After the war that almost destroyed earth
>A war were everything was used to achieve victory
>From nukes to mutated infantry to independent, semi organic hunter killers
>In this wasteland, a place desolate being any recognition
>Emptied river bed, trees once strong and standing proud reduced to mere stump
>The sun struggling to reach the ground in this reshaped planet, thick mist around the coasts, desolate lands, stripped of every ressources everywhere, giant hive cities, always buzzing with activities, underground facilities, shining a sick, pale light in the air, producing weird, unnatural meteorological artifacts like a ionization of their surrounding from the powerful force field
>Here you are, one of the few Human male remaining
>Sick, tired, emaciated, hungry, cold and almost out of bullets and most importantly: almost out of options
>You dare risk a small fire to reanimate your body
>As the MRE is cooking on a small grill, you ponder on your options
>Not many possibilities...

[Anonymous No.]

>>38545155
I can agree with this. I've also found they're all extremely degenerate. As in actually disgusting to listen to sometimes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38544498
no wtf
i fucking hope not

[Anonymous No.]

>>38545364
>Redneck
That's incredibly offensive to Southern Belle and posh British clay/fowl shotguns.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38545411
Okay, sure. But what does this have to do with monster girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38545478
then what the fuck is ks-23? is it as posh as them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38545420
>Coming to a degenerate hobby thread to complain about others degenerate hobbies
Dude, just live and let live. Liking monster girls isn't exactly a pure hobby either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38545533
>>Coming to a degenerate hobby thread
This is one of the least degenerate hobbies around, the fuck. Its incredibly vanilla in here, the girls are just exotic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38545533
My degeneracy is acceptable. vtuber degeneracy is not. That's the big difference. "Y-You're only saying that because it's your opinion" Yes and my opinion is objectively true. People who like vtubers are genuinely lesser human beings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38545517
It's better not to think about the weird exceptions too much, otherwise you run into things like combination guns that would be posh and teenages, but also lolis with fat tits and the perfect rape strategy for every season. You'll break your mind, don't worry about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38545629
Give me the fat tit loli

[Anonymous No.]

>>38545533
but it is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38541470
Is that a Cassowary? I hear they're dangerous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38545554
It's pretty degenerate if you want it to be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38545554
>Its incredibly vanilla in here
Yeah, until that one Anon with the weird as fuck fetish comes along. I don't mean to say it's a bad hobby or something, but to claim it's vanilla is laughable. There is a reason this thread had to self-contain in the past from all the /d/ and /tg/ bullshit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38545582
Vtuber fans are either 12 year olds using twitter and discord or actual degenerates who think the girls belong to them and will date them and spend thousands on donations

[Anonymous No.]

>>38545554

[Anonymous No.]

>>38545554
I don't think this is a hobby

[Anonymous No.]

>>38545661
Here's your sporterized UMP45, bro.

But we've wandered way off topic. What would happen if you took your hellhound wife bird hunting? Would she fetch the bird?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38545582
You're mean

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>>38545231
>nurarihyon imouto brings her friends over for a sleepover
>loli apophis, demon and dark mage follow into the house behind her
>even though they all seem to be the same smug and mischievous type as the imouto, they're dressed in fairly normal cute clothes and greet you politely, nothing unusual here
>after a while it occurs to you again that you live alone, and that the nurarihyon isn't your sister but the daughter from a few houses down the street up to her usual tricks again, and that there's only one bedroom in your house
>you know the "sleepover" part of the sleepover has started from the girls entering your room in lacy see-through lingerie

[Anonymous No.]

>>38545740
We're mostly not making anything or playing anything, so yeah it doesn't really qualify as a hobby.

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>>38545492
>The wild, a bunch of mutated monsters, remnant of the war, only females survived the mutations, most men died trying the treatment, like their name implies they are wild, functioning in packs, always infighting between themselves, some inteligent, some ferals...
>A DNA splices between different species, from scorpions to attack dogs, bears and octopus, they kept most of their Human apparence, but carry definitive animalistic trait, menstruous ones
>As you silently swear at yourself for burning your hand, once again, on the boiling package you stop thinking about the literal monster girls roaming the wastelands and try to focus on the other alternative, a logical but much colder and sanitized option
>The Assembly is what's left of the central core used by the coalition to fight the Primians menace, a bunch of self constructing and repairing robots and androids, a set of powerful explosive payloads irremediably damaged it's main processor located on the moon, in an effort to protect itself the main IA uploaded itself on the civilian cabled network of Earth, but the damage were done and the upload was botched, The Assembly are now composed of gynoids and androids only, they build underground bases and factories that no one but them know their purpose, they hunt down Humans, reprogram the female, modify them, arm them to re lease them in the wild, those "androids" are very dangerous, they relentlessly track Human males to steal their seeds in the vain hope of creating the perfect hybrid between Human and machine, very jealous, those androids developed a profound love for their gear, going as far as to emulate their favorite choices of weaponry into a twisted, all encompassing personallity.
>Today is a nice day, it's not too cold, for once you can see the stars, this was a strange war, you were too young to remember everything, the only thing that grown up cared at the time was to not use weapons that could contaminate the land, even the Primians restrained themselves, they wanted to inhabit this world
>...
>The Primians

[Anonymous No.]

>>38545712
>>38545731
Yes, there's weird shit. But it's still vanilla, the end result is always "happy marriage with loving wife and kids".

Big far cry from the degenerate slutting it up and "masturbate to my pictures and send it to me" they have dozens of unironic simps do. It's gross the point of having to leave.

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>>38545771
Get the fuck out of my thread and get the fuck out of my board. The fact you piles of human scum are still on /jp/ at all after getting your own board disgusts me and there's no defense for it.

>>38545726
Exactly. I think what would best encapsulate it is that these people no doubt before would've mocked twitch donaters to women for being pathetic (and rightfully so), but when the 3dpd puts on a mask, they flip their shit about how wonderful it is even though it's the exact same garbage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38545698
It doesn't matter what other fetishes are added to it, all monsters (even the Atlach-Nacha) uncondionally love their husbands and want to have a family and children with human men. This is the core of MGE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38545731
Is this real?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38545859
You should see the Mindflayer's husband. He becomes a squid instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38545859
He's one lucky bastard if true.

[Anonymous No.]

>mg version of the thing
>It's one man and a bunch of female scientists in the Arctic
>The thing is now a shoggoth.
>Over the course of the movie she converts the rest of the women into shogs, becoming what you could probably call a queen slime shog
> At least the man won't freeze in the end out there

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[Anonymous No.]

>>38545859
Are tentacle potions real? Yes. KC's rules on the settings on what fetishes are allowed:
>Special elements that may be chosen by people
>This is not a main fetish, but it is one of the fetishes that may be considered by some people.
>Cross-species rape, tentacles
>There are some monster girls who temporarily turn their husbands into beasts, monsters, or tentacles in order to have fun with them.
In other words, as part of the monster girl x human man play, the monster or tentacle that rapes the monster girl is her husband.
The name and everything else is a meme.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38545859
not really
hes more of an indescribable abyssal creature

[Anonymous No.]

>>38545956
>tfw the gym has rats
ew, I am going to a new gym, this is just digusting

[Anonymous No.]

>>38545731
>Lilim is wearing a wedding ring but has no husband in sight
>She has a strange Tshirt though
> It reads "I went to lescatie and all I got was turned into this t-shirt"

[Anonymous No.]

>>38545959
The only thing kc doesn't allow is homos and ntr(by monster girls).

[Anonymous No.]

>>38545956
I want to bully the rat gym trainer by softly implying I might need to go to a different gym in the future!

[Anonymous No.]

>>38546002
Quit goofing around Anon, it's time to train!

[Anonymous No.]

>>38546028
My back is currently fucked up, can't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38545961
It's not a chaos monster it's the fallen maiden Mimil.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38546028
Sorry, for personal reasons I might have to go to another gym across the city soon, but don't worry! I will continue training in your memory with my new gym trainer(which might or might not be another rat).

[Anonymous No.]

>>38546028
train my pelvic thrust? but you are too light!

[Anonymous No.]

>>38546058
I'm pretty sure the entry describes it as magic tentacles created by the which. In this specific case it's not even a transformation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38545772
Has anyone considered that at least half the degens on here who think they're dicking their daughterfus, don't even have a waifu, they've just fallen for a scam organised by a loli-nuri and her horny little friends.
>check carefully, only if your waifu is a Echidna should all your daughterfus look like theyre different races

[Anonymous No.]

>>38545411
>>38545791
>The Primians were invaders, from Far Away, not related to the distance, the planet itself was called Far Away
>They are Humanoids, tall, imposing, a mix of grey and sickly green, 4 arms and 2 legs, their plastic like armors being photosensitive, they can easily camouflage in their surrounding while not moving, and if they do move you can barely see a blur coming towards you
>They are bio engineers, and that's what they did to their invasion force, bio engineered them to not require water or food for sustenance, they instead acquires Human males and use them, at first they drank their blood or fed on their flesh, but it was judged not sustainable, so they instead plaster them in their hive like structure, with only their sexual organs dangling from the tar like walls, here they serve as nothing more but "food sustenance", to use those males as long as they can, they are wired to a strange network, making them live their deepest fantasies for as long as they are plugged, fed from IVs to produce the maximum amount of seed
>After the fall, some hive cities were attacked and those male prisoners freed, most of them either went insane or straight up killed themselves
>The only one that didn't were those that failed to be plugged to the Primians network, they didn't dreamed of any fantasies, they felt every second of it, the hundreds of Primians that relentlessly milked them, their plead unheard, their sexual torture unending, the pause from the screams were from the chemical to force them to sleep, but the feeding continued
>Before his suicide attack with some tired of living guys, Clide confessed to me that those that failed to be plugged were focused by the Primians, "the screams, the wriggles, the moans... it arouse them"

[Anonymous No.]

>>38546028
Made for suspended congress. That counts as a workout, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38546101
>being a haremfag AND a daughter fucker
Some of you make fucking sick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38534453
>>38534498
It's just some TFT fucktard looking for pity points.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38546101
To be fair, the trickery would give me plausible deniability when someone tries to claim she husbando'd me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38546165
Hey anon. I'm a haremfag and a daughter fucker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38545993
>×x Sexuality and attributes not handled
>I'm sorry. If you are a fan of these attributes, you may be offended.
>NTR
>We do not handle both cuckoldry and cuckolded, as well as similar sexual habits and derivatives.
>If you are a fan of this genre, we would appreciate it if you refrain from browsing our site.
>Married women
>Swapping
>Multiple males x demon girl
>We do not handle the above attributes in the same way.
>Yuri - There are no homosexuals in the "Monster Girl Encyclopedia", so we don't handle it. I'm sorry.
He also has big issues with killing (by monster girls) except as a last resort and doesn't like anything really painful, cruel, and hates bad ends.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38546169
There isn't a single atlach-nacha story on TFT though? Kinda sad really. So many girls get no love there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38546231
And that's why KC's setting is god tier. MGQ could learn a thing or two.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38546231
>>Married women
I'm not even sure what he means by this, but I can guess since almost all others are variations of ntr or reverse harems, which is basically ntr.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38546101
Not sure if Nurarihyons can do the "I'm your wife" ruse on behalf of other monsters, especially young ones not at full power yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38546224
You make me fucking sick. You ruin the sanctity of marriage and have corrupted fatherhood. Die in a pit of fiery black death.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38545841
love doesnt make it non-degenerate

[Anonymous No.]

>>38546309

[Anonymous No.]

>>38546165
>...and there were only fifteen of them, you sick fuck!

[Anonymous No.]

>>38546285
I think he means about shit like wife swapping, basically fucking another dude's wife while he fucks yours

[Anonymous No.]

>>38546165
>>38546309
One of the things I think best helps with the enjoyment of MGE is to follow people on twitter that seem to align with your ideal MGE, and try to engage in spaces with similar values. I'm not into daughterufucking stuff, so I tend to avoid those people in places with it. In the end, your own curration of your community will be monumental to your enjoyment.

Remember, MGE is by design left to your imagination. As long as you hold true to the core values, a lot of the world can be altered to your personal liking. Black Tewi explains it well

[Anonymous No.]

>>38546309
while marriage isnt sacred, fatherhood definitely is. half based.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38546285
I'm pretty sure it's about stories or pictures of married women being sexualized in a way that it isn't focused on her and her husband. Pretty much a married woman looking for another man NTR shit that is so common in porn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38546285
I figured he meant Mamonos wont seduce a married humanwoman away from her lawful husbando, either for yuri or to bring her to some other Anon who's been lusting after anotherAnon's human-wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>38546291
A Nuri can insert herself seamlessly into a household, plus she makes Anon attractive to and attracted to up to 100 other yokai
>so a 'new daughter' Nuri could involve her whole class of loli-mamonos in this 'dicking all twenty daughters' scam
>unless Ms Haku notices Anon's actual waifu is making every girl in class the same lunch-bag of sammiches...

[Anonymous No.]

What's the risk of mentally retarded downie kids from incest with monsters?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38546498
Zero. Welcome to mammono mana, get dicking

[Anonymous No.]

>>38546498
In a wish-fulfillment setting like MGE? What do you think?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38546362
I always respected these kind of worlds, like Gensokyo or MGE, that allow the reader to contribute their own portion of story. It makes you bond with the world in a way that other fixed story settings cannot. As someone that used to read a lot of Touhou fanfics in his stupid teenager days, I completely understand what the rabbit means. Extremely based perspective.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38546498
None

[Anonymous No.]

>>38546515
Idk, maybe dicking interbred downie mamono daughterfus is that Anon's particular wish-fulfilment?
>its the interwebz after all

[Anonymous No.]

>>38546498
Nothing. Mamono mana already cures most diseases and mental illnesses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38546578
My mental illnesses define me. You'll never take them from me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>38546484
Is that hundred value something KC has said? Because holy shit bicorn gotta step the game up

[Anonymous No.]

>>38546648
Be quiet anon it's time for your weekly mind flying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38546656
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hyakki_Yagy%C5%8D

[Anonymous No.]

>>38545771
I want to face fuck akko

[Anonymous No.]

>>38546732
I too am a retardsexual. Speaking of which, you're looking mighty fine, anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>38546656
The nura monster is in a bit of a wierd spot when it comes to lore, harems,and monster monogamy. It seems odd for such a monogamy focused setting to have any girl that causes this, especially once you take the whole fate and "monsters are attracted to desire and personality" thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38546484
>Anon and his waifu come to their daughters' Parent-Teacher Night
>Ms Haku tells them how their daughter is performing etc
>Ms Haku's puzzled look when Anon's waifu asks, 'Ok, that's the first one, and for our other nine daughters?'
>there are only 12 girls in her class, ashe's already spoken with 8 other sets of parents, and there are still other couples waiting behind Anon...
>'Excuse me, ' Ms Haku goes over to one of the waiting Anons, 'Excuse me, Mr.Anon, is your wife outside smoking? Could you call her in please, I think we need to talk about your Nuri-daughter...'
>The MGC-PD get called
>Anon's Tanuki lawyer gets him off, and the charges dropped.
>But Ms Haku stopped sending home invites for Anon to come to Daddy-Daughter Penis Inspection Day...

[Anonymous No.]

>>38546656
It's not a specific limit or a norm. It's one of mythology references found in entries.
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hyakki_Yagy%C5%8D
Like how the Houri (sex slave angel you get in islam) entry mention the 72 virgins thing from islam.
Most monsters, even harem breeds, still want to be able some time to be fucked regularly and wouldn't go anywhere near that high. I could imagine a breed like the Khepri or the Devilbug would be more common for a huge harem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38546793
No, 'monogamy' for Mamonos is a one-way street.
All mamonos are loyal to one husbando.
But, if they wish Anons can be loyal to more than one mamono.
>MFFF... harems are accepted canon from KC if an Anon cant decide, or likes more than one Mamono
Bicorns and Nuri are 2 races canonically prone to it, but it occurs in other races with varying degrees of difficulty or plausibility.

[Anonymous No.]

harems bad

[Anonymous No.]

>>38547004
Why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38547004
I don't mind harems I just think no anon could give the attention to 100 girls. The nuri sounds like more the girls are infatuated and it isn't true love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38544392
>cue all three of them sleeping on top of one another during a movie night sleepover

[Anonymous No.]

>>38546810
>be Anon jihadi
>get isekai'd by your exploding 'truck of peace'
>go up to the DL and demand the 72 hot loli houris as stated in Anon's contract
>Anon gets no rest, no peace&quiet, no ham in his sammiches, and is trapped having to eternally satisfy all 72 in rapid rotation
>and whenever he gets a moment to stop and catch his breath, he is still looking lustfully at the Satyros across the street thinking he should have got a better contract lawyer...

[Anonymous No.]

>>38547035
Cute dogpile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38546871
What KC says about it in his fetish guide:
>Special fetishes that people may select
>This is not a primary fetish, but it is one of the fetishes that may be chosen by some people.
>Harem - In the "Monster Girl Encyclopedia", it's basically a one-on-one marriage between a monster girl and a human male.
There are some races where multiple wives choose one man as their mate, and sometimes a man who works hard at various things is liked by many monster girls and a harem of one man and several monster girls is formed. There are no losing heroines.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38547052
>ywn have a hotdog family

[Anonymous No.]

>>38547072
but the big KC release on the 14th?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>38547135
I must fug the smug

[Anonymous No.]

>>38547072
Ever since I saw this image I thought the middle daughter was burping and I cannot unseen it since.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38547072
I'd take a loyal kobold hell, I'd take a cu sith wife with a bunch of cute pups to snuggle with. Come home to smiling faces and wagging tails.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38547135
She makes that face every time she wants me to rape her

[Anonymous No.]

>>38547135
miss fox is scay! she made my pp stand and tremeble!

[Anonymous No.]

>>38547058
Yes, and that not specifying any limits on the races of the mamonos involved.
So, even in the clearer translated guides, when WS or DS describe races culturally or biologically prone to harem-ing it becomes even more likely in those cases
>Bicorns get all the cuckhate here but theyre tame compared to
>Nuris - up to 100
>Houris - up to 72
>Devilbugs - unspecified hordes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38547004
Well, they are not. But i'm a complete vanillafag and can't accept them. Monogamy is my path.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38547153
Too much pizza will do that to young Heckpuppers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38547004
I'd like monogamy, but there's simply way too many good girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38547239
my stance exactly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38546810
>sex slave angel you get in islam
Wtf, I love islam now

[Anonymous No.]

>>38547153
>hellhound wife/daughteru burps after eating
>gust of flame comes roaring from her mouth
>it sets the smoke alarm off

[Anonymous No.]

>>38547267
you can wife a djinn too, sometimes.

[Anonymous No.]

i'll get just get a jabberwock with 6 mouth tentacles that each have their own personailty, accents and hobbies as my harem

[Anonymous No.]

>>38547004
At heart I am a monogamy-fag but while I love one species with all my heart but there is another that I also really love. I tend to go back and forth between a 2 monster harem and monogamy often because of my warring desires.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38547207
Higher degree of difficulty
>two unicorns, twin sisters
>Anon gets portalled
>Anon is a hossypussy guy
>Anon meets 2 Unicorn sisters
>both cute, both hot, both good waifu material
>both sisters like Anon too, and other hossfucker Anons are hard to find
>Unicorn -v- Unicorn fight starts
>[parts of MGC now look like Lizard-meets-Tokyo]
>MCGPD arrive, drag them both before the local Lim for judgement
>Lim thinks, waits, then smiles darkly
>'Congratulations Anon, by the dark-mana invested in me by the DL, I now pronounce you Anon and Waifu and Waifu, you may fuck the Brides...'
>problem solved
So, a question: Do any horses turn black here? Or is it still a pure 3way marriage?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38547153
You're saying she's not?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38547443
It's just the fire from her eyes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38547239
Yeah, this.
Although I’d like to be in an inverse harem situation where I’m the group’s plaything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38547436
> If a unicorn has sex with a non-virgin or if her husband cheats on her, the demonic energy of her husband’s other partners along with his essence pours it into her.
One of these isn't even possible anymore, the other is unlikely. Yet another girl lost to lore limbo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38547072
Stop making me feel this

[Anonymous No.]

Happy family pictures with mamono upsets me and increase my suicide thoughts because i will never experience this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38547760
>I will never experience this.
Not with that attitude.

[Anonymous No.]

what monster do you think have thick lips?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38547436
Both turn black since they will have each other's mana in them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38547760
Never say never.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38547787
any? why do people ask this type of thing
mana changes literally any monster into your dream girl, if you want thick lips, you get them

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>38547787
ghouls obviously

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>>38547760
That's never the choice anon, do not give yourself a defeatist attitude.

I was where you were two years ago, things can get better. Just don't let your escapism fantasys become dangerous to your health

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>>38547760
Does the opposite for me. Moving this summer, and when I do I'm gonna start dating again. Lit a fire under my own ass, because I really want kids. Hopefully I'll get at least one son before the portals open and wife monsterizes.

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if portals happen, how much quicker would shipping be afterwards the chaos and the stuff that comes after? would monster girls make a such a big differenc that I can get my mail order fox wife in under thirty minutes or my money?

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>>38547895
youll probably end up marrying a monster alright

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>>38547923
Teleportation magic exists.
>Besides that, another effective method of usage is to establish the coordinates of the point of departure and the destination, and then set some sort of guide marks. For example, by setting up magic circles with teleportation spells that incorporate “mana marker (p.44)” into the spell formula at two locations and using both of them as guide marks, the positional information can be omitted. Due to this, it's even possible to permanently establish magic circles that enable teleportation of numerous people at the same time in either direction, and it's treasured as a method of long distance movement in mamono realm nations.

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>>38547760
Happy family pictures with mamono feel awkward and too saccharine to me because 99% of my thoughts about monstergirls are sexual.

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>>38547975
For me it's the reverse.

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>>38548000
based, same

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>>38547967
Nah, I've gotten pretty good at looking for red flags. One of my requirements is seriously no sex before marriage. That will scare most of the bad ones away.

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>>38547975
That 1% matters too.

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>>38547135
gonna hide in the vents

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>>38547879
Anyway, i'm to scared to kill myself. I just wanna be isekaid in mge as reward for enduring shitty life and natural death.

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>>38547293
Really? I thought djinns are basically demons and always evil in islam?

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>>38547970
I honestly wouldn't want to be a commercial pilot when the portals open. Imagine doing all that long and strict training only for planes to become obsolete. At least with boats or trains you could turn it recreative or something, but I legit don't think there are that many people that would enjoy those tin cans in the air.

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It's hip to fuck bees

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>>38547760
Take the NTR pill, you will be happy because it you will never experience it

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>>38548010
Anon sure is a smug bastard.

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>>38548095
u would be too with such cute cats

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>>38548056
Actually, Djinn are ordinary people.
It's the Djinn that you summon are the evil sort, as are those who would summon them, for black magic.
The good, normal Djinn are the ones you will never interact with.

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>>38548004
Hey same, but good luck with that. Unless you're aiming for teenagers its very unlikely that will be the case.

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>>38548056
Djinns are basically angels but with freewill. Some are good and fill the same role as angels and some are fallen. They followed Iblis (satan) who is a djinn himself.

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>>38548120
It's easier to just wait for the portals.
But there seems to be no shortage of male virgins.

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>>38548115
>>38548164
Djinns are for bullying and ruining your karma.

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>>38548177
>It's easier to just wait for the portals.
Who knows when that'll happen? Besides, I want a son.

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>>38548241
If they open portals, DL either is bound to win or already won, you'll get your son.

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You didn't actually think the blood you gave at that blood drive was going to a hospital, right?

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>>38548291
>if

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>>38548291
For our sake, I really hope KC is really a Baphomet in disguise.

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>>38548177
The portals are never happening anon. I'm sorry. We need to make peace with this for our own sakes.

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>>38548291
I repeat:
>Who knows when that'll happen?
If you're good with just waiting, be my guest. I'm tired of waiting, so I'm getting off my ass and making things happen.

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Bunch of mopey fucks in here today. Banshee-bait.

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there will be no portals

only nukes

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>>38548348
its bogey bait, not banshee

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i just wanna feel happy!

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>>38548348
A shame Banshee's don't get more art. I love them.

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>>38548377
I haven't felt happy since my mid teens.

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>>38548319
If religionfags can believe the last judgement is coming I don't see why we can't believe in the portals.

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>>38548381
Yes but have you seen this banshee?

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>>38548430
That's very wishful thinking. I don't think anyone actually believes portals are coming, its a meme.

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>>38548430
Anon anyone can belive what they want but I'm simply too nihilistic to see it any other way that we live, we die, and that's the end. Just the infinite void of nothing. There is no meaning to any of this, and imagination is a fucking curse.

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>>38548317
But is she single.

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>>38548460
She's cute, but I'm looking for a grown Banshee.

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>>38548484
imagine having the emabassador of MGE as your gf, now that would be wild

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>>38548475
lmao, enjoy being a plebian. It's always the arrogance of man to assume he knows everything about the universe and that it ends when he dies.

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>>38548552
Based humble hopechad.

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>>38548552
You might've had a point if you weren't talking about an escapism fantasy created by a lonely jap.

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>>38548552
Based

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>>38548552
I don't think the universe ends you dolt, I do. I cease, that's it. It would be ridiculous to think everything else is over, but me expiring? That's it chief. Good run.

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>>38544902
A FNF-2000 i recognize that assault rifle everywhere

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>>38546519
>MGE
>Is not a fixed story
Really anon?

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>>38548475
it maybe a curse, but it is also what allows me to imagine the fanstaies i draw

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>>38548593
Anon that applies in general. They've never bothered to think critically or read any religious or philosophical texts (bar the times their mom took them to church) so they disregard all of the work prior, and just believe in the scientific explanation of "everything just appeared one day and everything just happened to work our by chance and here you are" as if it's significantly more believable than anything else. Get off /r/atheism, explore the world, learn about history, talk with people of all religions and walks of life. You will be so much better for it in all aspects. Nihilism is a poison, as is the belief that humanity has already learned and discovered all the mysteries of the world.

>>38548635
Is all that you perceive not your universe?

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>>38548475
We live beautiful lives because they are so ephemeral and frail.

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>>38548716
I'm pretty sure we reincarnate since all the evidence points toward that.

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>>38548748
I hope not, else I'll be fuck next reincarnation, fucked up my karma bad.

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>>38548688
No, all that I perceive is what's around me. My perception does not change it to become my universe as an uncountable amount of creatures and people reside in it as well. Things do not happen because I observe them but simply because they do. My passing does not end the universe it ends me. Also I'm not the other anon, but anyone who thinks we've discovered or learned everything is a fucking idiot, nor is that part of my view.