monster gir thread:

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[Anonymous No.]

Hag love!

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Delicious foxmilk

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These intruction videos from my farmhand course really make me thirsty for some reason...

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Make Baby

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>>38669767
*make many baby

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>>38669830
now my house smells like burning dog
thank you

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>>38669668
>>38669764
In other words:

Big Boobs are good. Also hot damn, are Wood Elves this well built and stacked!?

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>>38669845
You're very welcome!

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>>38669852
I wish to fit that entire fucking boobie in my mouth, even if my jaw is pernamently unusable after that.

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>>38669852
fuck off back to /vg/

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>>38669845
Remember to wash your burning dogs.

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>>38669930
good god those boobar look good

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>>38669909
How is this /vg/? Is he talking about some game?

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>>38670016
warhammer stuff, dont worry about it

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Best monster girl for 1800s American frontier life? I think a kobold would look cute in a blue dress and bonnet, cutouts for the ears and tail of course.
https://youtu.be/ihDa3TjSLmI

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>>38669909
>>38670016
>>38670028
How about we not go apeshit over such little things. And just post more monstergirls and monster boobs, please!?

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>>38670016
Well you see anon, what he posted was a picture of an elf. I'm sure you're aware that not only have elves features in numerous video games, and thus belong in /vg/, they also feature in table top games (/tg/) hentai games (/h/) my dreams (/x/) and various forms of literature (/lit/) so truly the posting of elves is a cross-board experience and should be done everywhere applicable.

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>>38669668
>monster gir thread
>>/jp/thread/S38619355#p38619355
>monster gil thread
Haku sensei is starting to think that you'd benefit from some corporal punishment.

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>>38670114
How now buff cow

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>>38670086
You need to settle on the frontier with the trusty Centaur you used to rob trains with.

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Attack elves

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I want to be submissive to my dog wife
I will allow her to do anything she wants to me and I'll even let her order me around and train me

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>>38670190
put benis in elf, make little elfs

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>>38670199
Play fetch with her.

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>>38670199
Then get a Hellhound. Leave the doggos for the true dom gentlemen.

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>>38670190
With the D.?

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>>38670234
Yes, afterwards I'll give her lots of kisses and cuddles too
>>38670367
>Then get a Hellhound
But, I already have my lovely kobold. Since I got her when we were both young, we basically grew up together. Also it's not like I don't want to dom her as her master, it's just that sometimes I want her to take charge of me. It'll just switch back and forth

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>>38670403
With a sudden marriage proposal

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>>38670516
>t. Canadian

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>>38670172
>be former soldier in CSMGA
>in cavalry, given job of robbing Union trains
>Roberta Elf Lee surrenders to Ulyssa the Succ Grant, war is over
>tell your centaur mount you can't stand the thought of living here in occupied territory
>you both agree to move west
>feelings for each other grow beyond the camaraderie of soldiers
>fall in love having finally found peace together on the prairie
Need more fantasy western!

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>>38670549
I had an idea of a fantasy western. Duels between dwarves with guns and elves with wands shaped like guns. Sultry cacti girls. Southern Belle wights riding classy ghost trains.

one day.

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>>38670547
>>38670516
I am burger

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>>38670583
>>38670549
Follow your dreams into the setting sun!

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>>38670583
Would read.

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Da, Kislev.

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>>38670199
>>38670516

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>>38670615
I don't know much about westerns so it'd be pretty shameless. The Short, the Tall and the Anon. A fistful of booba, for a few dickings more. The real gold would be the harem we made along the way.

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>>38670545
Can I propose to two or more elves?

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>>38670703
Sure, there are plenty of lonely, single elves to go around. Just make sure they all agree to it first or you might have a harem of girls who fight with each other over you.

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>>38670549
>Moving west with your centaur
>Discover the western plains and rule them as that one cavalry man of legend who always shows up when justice needs to be delivered
It practically writes itself!

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>>38670199
>>38670516
>>38670631

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DAMMIT! it seems the human girls are beginning to revolt against our beloved monsters!

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>>38670720
I'd go for 3 at most so it shouldn't be that hard to convince them.

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>>38670703
This style was always god-tier. it's a shame it gets wasted in all that other degenerate stuff. I would want more elves like this.

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>>38670804
What style what do you mean

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>>38670622
I don't want to alarm you, Anon, but it seems your Kiki froze over.

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>>38670703
I love elves

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>>38669750
Delicious hound milk.

HFW she loses a bet and has to make you a milkshake from her own milk every morning

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>>38670703
Why are dark elves so perfect? The rest are nice too. [spoiler[Especially the loli.[/spoiler]

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>>38671021
They just are.

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>>38670746
>Ha, you think you, a human, can match the fastest venom in the west?!

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>>38669668

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>>38671250
>Sheriff Anon confronts Venomous Violet and her gang of somehow sentient talking snakes
>through an honourable duel where Anon shoots the gun out of her hand, he convinces her to give up her life of villainy and join him in a glorious redemption arc in her character development also makes her thirsty as fuck for him in the process
>Sheriff Anon and his newfound deputy bring justice to the land by taking on the order banditos harassing Holst ranchers in the west
The legend does writes itself.

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>>38671250
I can hear the boss theme from Live-A-Live here.
https://youtu.be/p1Nmc84Noos

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>>38669767
Bake maybe

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>>38671426
>d-don't lookit me like that. Girl's gotta make a livin'. Least it's honest work.

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>>38669668

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>>38671678
>tfw your cows can double as bodyguards when the need arises
Being a Holst rancher in the wild mamono west sounds comfy as fuck.

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All this talk about the American west makes me wonder.
What would the 1950s American dream look like with monster girls?

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Fuck eagles.

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>>38671782
nuclear family, nice looking cars, neighbor weekend bbq

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>>38671782
pretty much the same with no "single family homestead, once you're 18, you're out" bullshit

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>>38671806
What if the wife was a nuclear hellraven?

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>>38671782
>>38671806
I would say it would be just about the same. Whether it still means something or not, when it was first coined the american dream was pretty based.

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>>38670172
i'd be the one who goes in and steals the southern belle wights away and steal the train

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>>38671872
>all southern monster girls sit on the train, dolled up in their frilly dresses
>they all nervously twist and glance around in their seats
>each wants to be kidnapped by bandito Anons

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>>38671804
Yes.
I love my eagle wife and we both need to create a much larger family in order to facilitate Manifest Destiny.

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>>38671926

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>>38671916
>anon calmly boards the train
>a succ in the back jumps the gun
>"Oh, please don't hurt me you wild ruffian! I'll do anything you want! Anything!"
>she's already hiking up her dress
>anon's just trying to get to Dodge City

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>>38671916
>The Anon gang formed by perverts that just want to kidnap and marry a rish ara ara monster girl
>As times goes more people with different goals join the gang
>It reaches a point where there is a massive infighting when a new faction that just wants money appears
It will be up to gunslinger Anon to decide what's more important to him, the money or the ara aras.

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>>38671980
>other girls rush forward
>"no, take me instead!"
>"no, take me!"
>"no, me!"
>hearts in their eyes, drool hanging from their mouths

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>>38671980
>>38672000
>the youngest member approaches a Demon
>does the whole "I only see one treasure that you could give me miss" shtick
>a wight from the row behind it stands up and shout
<EXCUUUUUUUSE ME, I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR MY TURN TO GET TAKEN FOR TWO MONTHS NOW! DO YOU HAPPEN TO KNOW HOW MUCH I SPENT ON TRAIN TICKETS ALONE?

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>>38672040
She should go back to Undead Dixie.

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>>38670866
Aoi Nagisa. He does art for the Taimanin series.

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this is how they drain your body heat

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>>38672040
>Bandit Anon has a timid shota protegee
>Teach him the ropes, how to shoot and how to intimidate the rich ladies for the big score where all of the gang will get waifus
>The day of the score arrives and as bandit Anon is trying to waifu this clearly thirsty Kikimora he sees his protegee beelining for this big Minotaur milk baroness
>He doesn't have time to utter two words before the Minotaur pounces on him and barrels into the nearest bathroom with him in tow
>Bandit Anon didn't know he had it in him, not sure if feel proud of worry for him

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>>38672040
>>38672000
I'd only hit trains filled with hags or trains coming from hagsville

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>>38672026
Gangrape

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>>38672113
Is this guy building a harem of powerful monster girls or something?

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>>38671782
>>38671806
Very comfy life

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Centaurs must have been OP in the wild west.

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>>38672357
all monster girl has to do to disarm me, is put her giant boobs on display. I will become enchanted with the sight, and my thoughts of stuffing the entire boobie in my mouth will overcome me. In this state I will be vunerable to every monster attack and ripe for the taking.
Should the attack be carried out by stuffing the boobie in my mouth, I will proudly lose instantly.

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>>38669668

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Fuck being a bandit or sheriff or whatever I'm just gonna work as a train conductor with a cadre of Gremlins.

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>>38672265
Probably the other way around. Those powerful monstergirls are hitting on him

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I just want a nice homestead with a loving monster wife and at least 30 kids

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>>38672358
>"Puh-pleeeeaase.....I can't do another shot..."
>"SOUNDS LIKE SOMEONE NEEDS MORE JAGERBOOOOOOOMBS"

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>>38672384
>Decker Kiki
>Cleans your computer with reckless efficiency
>They hate CCleaner just as much as they hate roombas irl

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>>38672468
There's a ghost in the system

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>>38672468
noooo

not my smugfox.exe

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>>38672530
>Anon spent 40 hours trying to redownload his beloved succuvirus
>Anon-kun, you came back for me?
<Always, virus chan
>beep beep, your work documents have been deleted
<I love you too, virus-chan
thus begins a story, where Anon has to evade Kiki, and find an ancient hag gremlin, who can make his beloved virus-chan, a body fit for a kitsune automaton.

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Human bloodlines are meant to be absorbed by beeg foxes

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This is what you get for calling her cringe

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>>38672614
oh no cringe

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>>38670093
I find this girl to be quite refreshingly honest. She plays no games with you and the things she has to say have already been heard from PS3 girl so you know what to expect.

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>>38672568
>tmw all the internet collapses because that one guy downloaded a Succuvirus at work and now he has an andry Kiki behind him terminator style
This is what happens when the Kiki is denied her handholding smut.

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>>38672588
I'd prefer a beeg doggo family.

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You fell right into her trap

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Hide your boys, there is a dark mage in town.

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>>38673060
>a dark mage
betting on the fact that she was a shut in most of the time and just came out and will literally spagetthi out an ocean if she met a cute boy

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>>38673095
>a boy! Awesome, keep it together, don't mess this up!
>"h-hey there, want to come back to my place? I-I got games."
>they go back to her place and just play games
>boy starts coming over weekly to play
>DM never gets the courage to take it farther
>boy has to do it himself years later
D'aww.

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>>38672113
>this is how they drain your body heat
I prefer the "loli slowly riding you in an upright sitting position" method.

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>>38673060
yeah, thats like 1 more new hag in hagville

[Anonymous No.]

I really really like loveable cute socially inept autistic Christmas cakes

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>>38673060

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>>38673297
Confidence is sexy, but there's nothing more cute and endearing than a shy girl. Add that to the outrageous body of a hag and you have an overpowered combination.

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>>38670804
Forest Elves is vanilla lovey dovey elf imprengation.

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>>38673384
God I love the United States Rifle, Caliber .30-06, Model 1903
https://imgur.com/RxrKk

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>>38670549
Nice, but if all the Confederate Anons head West with their centaur waifus, who will save the Tanuki diarist stuck in the Dutch attic and make her pregnant..?

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>>38673258
That's because you have good taste.

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>>38673790
Fucking hell, I needed that laugh. Not all the good ol' boys in gray went west. Many are still there to take in the nuki.

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Consider Kikimora mage

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>>38673893
>how to make manual cleaning/tradtional kikis rage

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>>38673893
>That one lazy Kiki that took the whole "It won't clean itself, you know!" to heart
Cleaning spells are not thathard to master though.

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Kuh!! cheeky hag needs impregnation correction!!!

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>>38673893
>only knows cleaning magic
>call her babushka to tease her
>what's she gonna do, clean me?

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>>38674033
>and that kiki was cleaned, of course

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>>38674176
Babushka Kiki is scary.

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>>38669668
ey, is there a way to make a monster girl setting and avoid most similarities to MGE?

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>>38674309
that young kiki was getting too uppity with her magics and needed to be humbled

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>>38674137
Can always appreciate a good seat filling ass

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>>38674176
>>38674309
>>38674388
>*I call her babushka to tease her

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>>38673998
Correction from what?

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>>38674488
the removal of one letter changes a lot of things, doesn't it?

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>>38674372
ask /tg/

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>>38674512
Correction from being so appealing and seductive to young, pure, and innocent human boys

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>>38674488
I wonder how Kiki would feel if she realizes the threads likes her babushka more than herself.

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>>38674569
>knock her up
>she gets sexier
>at least everyone knows she's taken

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>>38673998
No. The best kind of Ochimusha is one who was already a mom before she became undead and as undead she has returned to serve her new lord who happens to be the child she bore for her former lord who has since passed on.

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>>38674606
Attempts to act and dress almost exactly like her

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>>38674702
I'm not cucking my dead dad anon.

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Adventuring with a dragon must be hard

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>>38674372
(you)

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>>38674702
pretty sure that's NTR and not possible in setting

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>>38674372
sure, but you have to be original and good at drawing, or no one will give a shit

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>>38674955
Anyone can draw if they try hard enough. Anime isn't exactly rivalling da vinci.

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>>38674925
Leche

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>>38674941
KC has actually confirmed that some monsters move on after the Husband's death in rare cases.
https://monstergirlencyclopedia.miraheze.org/wiki/Kenkou_Cross_Q%26A
>4) Can widow monster find new husband?
>It is possible, but many of them remain faithful to the memory of their husband, so unless the new husband can truly express his love, and the MG would accept and love him, they will not marry.
>However, in many cases, the widow will try the necromancy or go to Afterlife.(But in the first place, incubus will not die so easily.) [Note: Curious on this, I asked some more questions. The form of the afterlife isn’t set in stone yet, so there isn’t a really strong image/idea for what it’s like yet. KC has notes, but they’re to be solidified later.]
It's just more of a rare thing. A husband who died before she even became a monster girl is probably a circumstance that could happen in.

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>>38674569
She's more the type that a young boy would have a innocent crush on.

>>38674922
Hey! I never said anything about sexual relations!

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>>38675014
KC has a very strange and sometimes contradictory vision.

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>>38674973
what I meant was: go ahead, but be wary you have to put in effort and make something people will like, stealing KC's art and making your own attrocious backstory will only earn you dislike
>>38675014
I think that only works, if the new husband is just old husband (as soul) in new body

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>>38675087
He want's people to be happy, so sometimes he will make stretches

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>>38674620
>keep knocking her up due to how sexy she is
>keeps getting sexier with every pregnancy
a never ending cycle

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>>38675087
you ask somebody enough inane questions over many years these things can happen

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>>38674925
Nice

NICE

[Anonymous No.]

Do alraune mg's have parents? If I marry an alraune, can we have kids? Would they reach adulthood so fast that it wouldn't even matter?

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>>38669668

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>>38675014
NTR is back on the menu

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>>38675283
That's not NTR.

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>>38675087
The guy just wants people to be happy. It's the degenerates trying to find if their fetishes have a place in MGE that makes KC budge.

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>>38675311
its a hentai thing to fuck widows in front of pictures/shrines (or, more morbidly, the graves) of their husbands and acting like the dead guy got cucked

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>>38675316
Better as a human.

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>>38675343
Fuck, not even the dead can know peace from this evil. Quite literally.

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>>38675343
Yeah, that thought occurred to me just after I hit submit. Not inherently NTR, but anyone who is asking if they can go out of their way to date a widowed mg is probably going turn it into some sort of cuck scenario.

God I hate NTR faggots so much. It's fucking insufferable how they try so hard to force their shit everywhere.

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>>38675395
imagine getting in a bamboo forest and seeing that fox

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>>38675395
it lurks

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>>38675445
you should get lost in the forest first in order to feel more helpless

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>>38675395
>>38675445
>tell her she has a stupid face and it's a miracle she can even see out of those coinslot eyes
>continue walking as she crumbles to the ground and cries
tired of seeing this dumb fox everywhere

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>>38675498
i meant to put that in

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>>38675395

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>>38675524
T-they're just illusions. My eyes are playing tricks on me.

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>>38669668

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>>38675553
You shouldn't have eaten that plant, man, it's making you horny.

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>>38675524
>3m cheshire
please no

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>>38675524
>start backing up
>turn to run
>face to face with one of the foxes
>literally faint from shock as she was so close
>poor fox is so worried that she takes you and runs to the local doctor

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>>38675440
It's an illness that prevents you from passing on your genes, don't expect those people to act normal.

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I am particularly fond of liches of the loli variety!

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>>38675524
Are those her sisters? Are they single?

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>>38675625
>cheshire
This is why you don't eat random plants you find in the forest. You'll start seeing monster girl species that aren't even there.

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>>38675625
Those are clearly foxes, Anon.

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>>38675631
>anon wakes up in a doctors office
>he convinces himself he was just sick and seeing things
>doctor walks in with the worried fox
>doctor is a fox with the same look
>anon faints again while the foxes awawa

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>>38675689
>>38675688
>they don't see her

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>>38675717
Enlighten us.

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>>38675716
>"We're going to need Dr. Horsepussy for this one."
What will Anon do when Dr. Horsepussy also has nine tails?

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>>38675764
a chicken chase will commence

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>>38675792
Now that's just silly.

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>>38675792
dweeb weeb cat

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>>38675717

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>>38675395
>>38675524
I don't want no trouble

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>>38669668

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>>38674955
originality is dead

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>>38675524
im not stuck in a forest filled with 3m foxes, they are stuck with me!

[Anonymous No.]

Monsters in ribbed sweaters!

[Anonymous No.]

which one has the best small tits

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>>38676012
that tail tho

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>>38675927
Only creativitylets say this.

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>>38676059
I will only accept the smug from greentextfags.

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>>38676012
I want the BBT.

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>>38675764
faint again and will have to be taken to the flayer therapist
she may or may not pretend to have nine tails because she think it would be funny

[Anonymous No.]

How do I survive at the office after the new law stating "Smug guys are to be reverse mating pressed" has been passed unanimously Mayor Zombie and the city council?

[Anonymous No.]

Does you wife have a titbox?

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>>38676168
my day hasn't ended until i get smacked with those meaty milky titties

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>>38676168
Yes.
She's also quite tall and could smack me in the head if she turned too quickly

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>>38676156
You wear the mask of a Cheshire. They can't arrest if they don't know if it's ironic or not.

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>>38676154
I want her to accidentally give him a fetish for nine-tailed women proportional to the strength of his trauma imsof just removing the trauma.

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>>38675440
>Girl with a poisonous body who can only be touched by the self-insert mc who has poison resist. The entire point is that she's gone her whole existence without being able to love someone because of it, until (you).
>Let's make an NTR doujin
They're so fucking desperate lmao

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>>38676210
>now the foxes fear him

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>>38676200
They can ironically arrest you.

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>>38676229
Yeah, thats a really, REALLY weird take to do with Serenity

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>>38676210
>accidentally give him a fetish from his trauma
you just describe almost every cure by mg doctors

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>>38676210
i adore lazy mindflayers
>yeah, good enough

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>>38676156
get even more smug and have some fun playing rape tag

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>>38676251
>get ironically arrested
>ironically have your ironic cock shoved into her ironic pussy
>ironically explode in her while she ironically moans about how she's ironically getting pregnant off this for sure
fuck I don't think it's working

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>>38674702
>>38675014
>>38675139
>I think that only works, if the new husband is just old husband (as soul) in new body
I sure hope so.
As far as I'm aware, in the world of MGE marriage is eternal, everlasting, and it transcends life and death itself.
So, it's safe to assume that the only time a monster would remarry is in the case her husband reincarnates, resurrects, or they meet again in the afterlife or in a different life etc.
>>38675343
I fucking hate and despise this shit. Cucks really are insufferable. This is the exact reason why I will only accept the existence of widowed monsters remarrying if it's a reincarnation of their husband or something like that

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>>38676229
Tbh no normal human could touch her but there should be a shitton of OP servants with poison resist. Hell, Arash already shrugged off her poison

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>>38676229
More like, their brains have been fryed by so many degenerate stuff they have to insert it everywhere or else their dick ain't getting hard

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>>38676168
Yes.

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>>38676156
I’m tired of this new Mayor and her oppressive regime. She’s just a tool for the Tanuki bankers! I’m gonna do down to city hall give her a piece of my mind!

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drew a quick sketch of that fox again

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How much monster exactly?

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>>38676501
>How much monster exactly?
If it's a girl then any is fine for me.

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>>38676383
since soul bonds specifically bring it up it's likely reincarnate wipes the slate and doesn't count as ntr if you get a new wife.

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>>38675315
>It's the degenerates trying to find if their fetishes have a place in MGE
I like to think that it's possible for me to enact my vore fetish with my lamia waifu, but in a way that's safe and non-fatal. KC hasn't said no to vore in MGE, so I'm gonna assume it's possible

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>Never have my friends show up for DND just to have the door answered by a big breasted Ochimura who asks them why they "Seek my lord"

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>>38675014
Afterlife is a thing so that's ntr

>you die before your wife
>you're waiting to reunite for her in another world
>she's meanwhile screaming another guy's name
uh oh

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>>38676637
Anon stop you're triggering me. I'm imagining my fictional anubis wife seeking out another man asap because she wants to keep the sex schedule.

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>>38676295
That ironic baby was always going to happen. There was literally no escape.

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>>38676637
What happens when she and her new hubby die? Does she go hubby 1, 2 or fuck both?

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>indirectly give cuckshits an inch
>they try to take a mile
Literally the niggers of porn addicts

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Great, now we have unironic cuck talk by faggots

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>When anon learns that there's no such thing as a quick kiss on the lips for a monsterfu
A "quick" kiss is one that lasts 5 minutes. And yes, there will always be tongue, lots of tongue, no exceptions.

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>>38676728
Are kappas the least loved mgs ever? Barely see anything about them even if greenworms and alps managed to get their fans

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What do you think would happen people who already had favorable relations with monsters pre transformation, like some warlord who sold his soul for power and collection time had not come yet

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>>38676755
Husbanded immediately by the demon(s) he sold his soul to

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>>38676755
Some poor sap indoctrinated into the sabbath right before lolification just about to be used as a willing sacrifice.

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>>38676751
I guess, even ant aracnhe get memed as most forgotten mg but no ever mention kappa or that sea barnacle

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>>38676501
I like when its monster enough that you could use them in a non sexed work of fiction as a proper scary thing while also being sexy enough to give me a boner when i really think about it.

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>>38676722
>>38676724
Anons you're being trolled, it's so blatant you're being dumb for not seeing they're trying to rile you up

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>>38676751
>Least loved?
Nah, I'm pretty sure they're get snatched up over a matango, skeleton, or jinn of the jar. Unfortunately though, they're in that bottom 10%. It's not that they're bad girls. It's just other girls are just better.

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>>38676816
Ironic spam is still spam

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>>38676767
>black mass
>giant goat demon thing about to impale you with a scythe
>you're strapped to the altar
>ominous latin chanting reaches a climax
>Suddenly there is a little girl on top of you pulling down your pants.
>"uguuuuuuu this is much better instead onii chan."
>You're confused
>The witches who sold their souls for power are confused.

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>>38676628
>Huge, buff ochi with plenty of scars and muscle
>Is quiet and seems to have a perpetual glare if suspicion/anger on her.
>Sits next to you and is nearly silent as the night passes.
>Until one moment when she actually corrects one of your friends on samurai code/chivalric rules.
>everyone is amazed when she talks, not that she spoke but the fact that she has a positively ADORABLE voice, not a gruff/powerful one that fits her frame.
>Reason the ochi is so quiet is that she's embarrassed by her voice.

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>>38676824
good onee-chans get the luxury of sabbath snuggles.

[Anonymous No.]

Stop complaining, baiting, trolling, and anything else.

Start thinking about monster tongue dancing around in your mouth and sliding against your tongue.
Start thinking about monster lips pressed up against your lips.
Start thinking about warm, monster breath gently wafting across your face during your long, intimate kiss.
Start thinking about the immense expression of love you're sharing with your monster waifu, wishing it could last for all eternity.
Just think about her.

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>>38676892
All I think about is my monster waifus.

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>>38676902
>waifus
>s
Slut


0ARA0

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>>38676843
>Why does your ranger get to take out my samurai retainer with a single knife throw?
>I rolled a six
>That doesn't make sense
I have never played DnD

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>>38676961
>Master, I would like to correct your friend, a knife thrown that slow would be easy enough for any samurai worth their salt to deflect with a quick, diagnal sla-
>"Oh my god, Anon she sounds so cute!"

She'd stop right there and start blushing despite the fact that she's the tallest and buffest person in the room

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>>38676999
>Erm, akshually here's why my samurai should...
>Squeee!! She's so cute!
Succs have a way of shutting down nerds

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>>38676168
Nope she's a flatty, but she has a great ranged game.

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>>38676987
Is she a zambie dragon?

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>>38677036
If it's not a christmas cake then I'm not interested.

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>>38672614
Cheshy no!

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>>38669668

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>>38676892
>Just think about her
I just did, and it's not helping.

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>>38677085
This is cute. I have a feeling it's vtuber shit

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>>38677085
Oh no she's loose!

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>>38677095
At least it's better than a man in vrchat.

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https://imgbox.com/g/1TQyPN1qkg
Wikifag here, this week's new additions add up to 122. This concludes the weekly report.
New Images start here: https://imgbox.com/NarI3lPi

Search schedule is at the bottom: https://mgearchive.neocities.org/fanartgalleries.html

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>>38677133
Cutepid.

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>>38677133
Dumbpid.

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>>38677133
need more monster girls with yes pillows

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*dies from cringe*

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>>38675553
then you have nothing to be worried about

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>>38677233
Goddamn Gremlins always cringing the place up.

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>>38677200
kiss her small snakes

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>>38677261
No thanks, I'll just go with this nice human nun.

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>>38677244
>tfw on saucenao it said this was a Mclauren PL

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>>38677261
Why is she scratching her butt in public?

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>>38677312
https://twitter.com/camp_of_hunger/status/1494908868006412288?s=20&t=KAfX4ApTsS8u6R6SwcpmHg

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>>38677244
Game Over

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>>38670631
Fat fucking dogs

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>>38677261
I would go up and zip up that zipper
silly nun didn't dress right

[Anonymous No.]

what's your guys take on kitsune bi/kitsune tsuki anyway?
i feel as if i should like them more.

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>>38671250
That snake has a bomb!
A bomb!

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>>38675014
>>38675343
>>38675440
Maybe someone should notify/tell KC about this possibility if widowed monsters truly can remarry. I don't want any form of cuckshit to ever taint MGE

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>>38677437
Just stop bothering kc about dumb shit to satisfy an anonymous basket weaving forum. He finds being messaged about pointless shit to be a pain.

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>>38677437
leave the damn man alone and don't wave shit in front of him if you have any hopes of him being productive.

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>>38677348
Fucking fat dogs!

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>>38674309
Babushka Kiki is old enough to be pre-DL Kiki
>Anon Mashtah tries to upset his Kiki by saying her cleaning isnt good enough
>Anon Mashtah tells his Kikimhe has called her Babushka Kiki to make a complaint
>Anon Mashtah tells Kiki she had better clean the house spotless because Babushka is coming to check...
>Anon's normally cool and reserved Kiki goes pale and starts stammering
>Nyet, nyet... Mashtah you do not call the Babushka Kiki... she is the BabaYaga Kiki... I will clean, I will wash, I will scrub, I will do the sexxy things, whatever Mashtah wants, but please...
>Anon realised his teasing has gone too far.
>So they say, back in the old times, BabaYaga Kiki goes into a house and she cleans it up... and three Anons come in the house, bad mens, Order mens... they tell the BabaYaga Kiki 'the house it is not clean, is shit'... so the BabaYaga, she cleans the three Badmens... with a pencil...
>Anon stops and spends the next two hours reassuring his Kiki that the BabaYaga Kiki is not coming
>Next morning, Anon wakes up and everything in the house has still been polished so clean its like looking at a laser-show with mirrorballs.
>Anon wants to ask more about this BabaYaga Kiki, but every time he starts his Kiki just goes pale and he has to stop.

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>>38673060
that hat is looking at me and I don't like it

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>it takes just a few strokes from a puffy Cheshire paw to make a human cum endlessly
>>>humans claim they weren’t born to be raped by kots
lol
Lmao

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>>38677463
>>38677464
Ok, you're right. Don't want to be a bother.
Guess I can just headcanon MGE to better fit my image of a perfect universe, like these posts
>>38676383
>>38675139

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>>38677496
>Are you interested in some corn, sir?

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>>38677496
Lady please, I'm not interested in a "Limited time only: Tropical Monster Harem!"

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>>38677508
Isn't an actual Kikimora a spirit that will fuck you up if you are lazy about your house chores? Babushka Kiki doesn't seem that farfetched.

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>>38673060
There's only grown men here.

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>>38677580
That response by itself is consent as you are clearly playing hard to get

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>>38677590
>He is unaware

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>>38677590
Grown men are just boys that didn’t get age regressed yet. They are already underage by monster standards, it’s just a matter of making the appearance reflect that.

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How would mamano react to a man who has developed perfect orgasm control?
>NO CUM, ONLY DICK
inb4 'Monsterpussy so good even the most practiced guy in the world would lose to it' that's lazy answer
it'd be an incredible soft domination tool, I think. cum denial.

[Anonymous No.]

Is being sentenced to Macuahuitl lashes, a punishment or a prize in Ocelomeh society?

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>>38677608
Heros of the future will know not to invest in strength but pump purely Endurance to a Cosmic scale, so they can fuck forever(The way battles are fought in the future)

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>>38677310
Clearly she's from some sort of fringe Eros sect.

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>>38677608
Not to fall in the inb4 but it's honestly true. You do not want a person that can inflict the maximum amount of pleasure on you to get desperate while doing so. Normal sex with a monster is already pleasurable enough, god only knows what will happen if they go berserk while doing so.

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>>38677496
This is the lady who just sold you as a "time share" to eight different monsters, and now has to inform you that the first contract begins in an hour. Please understand, and please don't try to run until it's the werewolf's turn

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>>38677659
>god only knows what will happen if they go berserk
But anon, desperation is what makes me cum.

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>>38677661
Anon uses magic to teleport to a snow lodge on the opposite side of the planet

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>>38677682
Why would you run after she just did you a solid like that?

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I finished the request which was undead women chasing Anon trough slums. This was the more serious request, opposed to the evil mg and her hero.
At first I wanted this to be a cute short story about zombies nibbling on Anon, then something happened. I made a mistake, a character which I ended up liking so much, it changed the whole story, and it became 13k words, sprinkled with fighting autism. Now its about a ghoul who fights for love.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/37057975

Happy reading!

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>>38677698
color me intrigued

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>>38677693
He needs to prepare his body and his spirit.

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>>38677045
No, but that can be fixed

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>>38677552
Not by purple cringekots.

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I love my lich wife!

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>>38677735
who failed that test?

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>>38677328
I really like that other artists started to bandwagon on this fox

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>>38677698
>Cute story about zombies nibbling on Anon was lost
You achieved victory, but at what cost? But I won't complain, thanks for writefagging for us.

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>>38675524
AIEEEE I DIDN'T SEE ALL THOSE OTHERS I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST THE ONE ONE THE RIGHT

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>>38677735
How do you even tutor a failing monster girl? You just want to fuck her brains out but know that if you do she will learn nothing for the test.

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>>38677789
Fuck her brains out. School is for nerds.

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>>38677744
I did!

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>>38677789
She needs to level drain a smart person.

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>>38677789
Expose the fact they are doing this to get your attention

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>>38677754
Sorry fampai I couldn't make a "serious" story with zombies just attacking Anon as the request was. I felt it needed some spice, as there would have been nothing that intriguing in that, so I wanted to put emphasis on what happens when a monster girl has to fight for love. even if that means for the she has to go against her own kind.

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>>38677825
Tomboy warrior girls are such a god-tier target for bullying. The face she will make when she's reminded that she's female can make a man drool.

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>>38677508
About a week later
>Anon comes home from work and his Kiki isn't at the door to greet him - odd.
>Anon takes off his muddy shoes and puts them carefully on the doorstep and enters
>Anon's Kiki is in the main room
>there is a larger older Kiki sitting in Anon's best armchair, Anon's Kiki is kneeling in front of Anon's coffee-table serving tea in Anon's finest china cups from Anon's most polished silver tray
>Anon's Kiki's hands are shaking as she pours the tea with intense concentration
>behind Anon's Kiki all the other village Kikis are also kneeling
>some are visibly perspiring, trembling but trying not to move, others are making little Kiki prayers under their breath
>the Senior Kiki bangs her walking cane on the floor.
>Anon jumps, as do most of the Kikis
>Anon can't be sure, but it looks like the handle of her thin wooden cane is a short demon-silver pencil
>"You. Is you this Kiki's Anon? Is this Kiki's cleaning not good..?"
>Anon struggles to reply, "Uh, no, her, her cleaning is great... it was just this one time, I was just joking, teasing her, y'know..."
>the cane banged again
>"So, this teasing... it was because the sexx? You vant to sexx this Kiki, but you is not a man-Anon, and you do not take roughly the Kiki and make vith her the hard sexx..?"
>"Uh, well, I thought eventually we might, but, uh..."
>the cane banged again and one of the Kikis kneeling in the corner fainted
>"Enough. You, Anon, you vill marry this Kiki, no vaiting, Saturday. And you, the Kiki, you vill give him all the sexx, and make for him the five daughters."
>Anon started to stammer, but the cane banged again
>"No, at least seven. I vill go now. And the rest of you, tonight you vill all give your Anons the much sexx, and maybe you also get married, yes..?"
>There was a sudden and fearful Kiki chorus, "Da, BabaYaga, ve vill the much sexx."
>"Good, or I vill have to come back again... and nobody here vants that, right..?"
>And then the BabaYaga Kiki was gone.
That week all the mamonos of the village could talk about was how wonderfully romantic the Kiki's Anon's sudden wedding proposal must have been.
All the other Anons with Kikis could talk about was all the wild sexx they were suddenly getting, and how it must be something to do with Anon's upcoming wedding.
>And after that, the Anon and his Kiki-waifu had eight wonderful daughters

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>>38677888
Impress babushka Kiki by pushing down and taking your Kiki right there and then. It also works for stablishing dominance since she sat on your favorite armchair.

[Anonymous No.]

How now brown cow?

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>>38677941

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>>38677951
weird tail

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>>38677941
I like brown cows.

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>>38677941
Posts like this makes me want to live in a dairy farm.

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>>38677976
She lost the fuzzy tip in the war, please don't tease her about it.

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>>38677991
Cute cows need your support.

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>>38669668

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>>38678053
it's a heavy burden but such is a mans duty

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>>38678059
That bunny is built to breed.

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>>38669668

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>>38678245
Vampires are the cum dumps of humanity. That's why vampire hunters exist.

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>>38677036
even flatties can have a nasty hip-check hitbox. it's one of the things that makes them good at least according to one very persistent anonymous in this thread

[Anonymous No.]

Shy loli Anubi are for propositioning to "assist" you late in the evening, massaging her obscene pear body with lightly aphrodisiac oil, and massaging the insides of her cute pussy and butthole.

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>>38678372
Also applies to >>38678266

[Anonymous No.]

Want bbw monster

[Anonymous No.]

>>38678383
Hugging her from behind while she's carrying drinks doesn't seem like a good idea.

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>>38677217
won't they just be redundant? with monster girls, consent is always implied

[Anonymous No.]

>>38678372
Vampire hunting is a ruse created by vampires to get easy door delivered blood bags I mean husbands in their mansions and castles

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>>38678485
want fat monster

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>>38678485
>>38678544

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>>38678419
i like the sabbath and all but i couldn't bring myself to hit on a little monster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38678571
EXTRA THICK

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>>38678509
This is why you should never go in without backup

[Anonymous No.]

>>38678571
What purpose could those tentacle mouths possibly have? she has a mouth already and those are lined with humaney teeth

[Anonymous No.]

>>38678613
Puppet shows. The most rational explanation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38678613
rimming

[Anonymous No.]

>A normal litter size can range from 1 to 12 puppies, with 5-6 puppies being average across all dogs.
imagine having to take care of 12 fucking children holy shit.

[Anonymous No.]

Pocket mofu

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>>38678729
What's the point of a pocket mofu if you won't actually put her in your pocket?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38678613
Laughing when the scale says she weighs over 250 pounds

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>>38678717
you're thinking too small

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>>38678576
>but i couldn't bring myself to hit on a little monster.
To be honest not really me either unless she's the kind that starts it, but sometimes I like to imagine the kinds of scenarios where being so lewd can be justified by a "fated attraction" or something.

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>>38678492
sure but it's like being with someone for years and getting a reminder they love you. it gives a nice feeling

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>>38678717
>5-6 little bundles of joy running around your feet
>picking one up to give them a big hug and a kiss on the cheek
>the others get jealous so you squat and give them all a big bear hug
>wife comes in holding another and smiles happy seeing her husband playing with their children
Fuck, I wanna be a dad so bad.

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>>38678775
This is peak pyrow territory.

[Anonymous No.]

Tentacool, or tentadrool?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38678841
Anons who were raised to appreciate family/Had a shitty family and wants to be better than them gang rise up!

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>>38678841
That's until you check how much it will cost you to send them all to college.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38678914
Fuck the tentacool until she becomes a tentadrool.

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>>38678717
>not wanting to start up a traveling softball team with your waifu and 27 daughterus

[Anonymous No.]

>>38678956
>sending your kids to college
If they really want to go they can earn it themselves. Fuckin' universities ain't get a dime outa me.

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>>38678914
what happens when I hug her?

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>>38678956
That's a meme in the current day, let them learn a trade.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38678944
Cannot, will not fail.

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>>38679003
>>38679022
To be fair, I would be worried about that if my daughters were Wurms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38679053
Just send your wurms to colledge, it's much less expensive. It's also a giant ball pit surrounded by whiteboards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38679022
Teach me the ways of Gremtech!

[Anonymous No.]

Monstergirls pledging to abort all male babies they might one day start having to support their human sisters in the battle against sexism and toxic masculinity!

[Anonymous No.]

>>38679053
They will do just fine in law school!

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>>38679070
I mean, I know it's a meme that they are dumb and all, but when you start thinking it might be your daughter they are making fun of you start panicking a lot. Not sure if it's my dad instincts kicking off for this hypotetical situation or what.

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>>38679179
It's a large part dad instincts, but also realizing that no matter what you do your daughter will probably be at least a little dumb. Sometimes it's best to stop thinking about actually interacting with monsters at a certain point.

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>>38679070
Ya know, I wouldn't be surprised if that actually exists on a college campus somewhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38679009
which branch am I invited to?

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>>38679251
Isn't that an invitation to smash bros?

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>>38679274
More like an invitation to smash hoes! Haha, high five!

[Anonymous No.]

>>38679274
Roster needs more reps from Wonderland, I'll just sit this one out until the next volume

[Anonymous No.]

>>38679340
Well, it's an invitation to smash, it's just that it doesn't say with who. It might be a surprise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38679251
I believe that would be main branch, which has the oldest lolis around. Some might even predate the demon lord.
I propose that from now on we refer to this as the alp sabbath.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38679431
Shouldn't it be the hag loli sabbath? They're older than dust but look young? It's kinda confusing

[Anonymous No.]

Succ knows.

[Anonymous No.]

One scenario i can think of the whole afterlife thingie so there isnt cuck shit in the MGE world its that somehow the mg can bring the soul of the husband back and attach the soul to herslef so the husband can be with her the whole time, and maybe somehow give the husband a temporary physical body so they can be together and be intimate with each other, i dont know it maybe sound stupid but its kind of fun to imagine posible scenearios like that in the MGE world.
One scenario i can think of the whole afterlife thingie so there isnt cuck shit in the MGE world its that somehow the mg can bring the soul of the husband back and attach the soul to herslef so the husband can be with her the whole time, and maybe somehow give the husband a temporary physical body so they can be together and be intimate with each other, i dont know it maybe sound stupid but its kind of fun to imagine posible scenearios like that in the MGE world.

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>>38679179
it's natural for a parent to want the best for their kids.
i like to think about having a zombie wife and a wight daughter who dearly loves her.

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>>38679522
I don't get it.

[Anonymous No.]

One scenario i can think of the whole afterlife topic so there isn't cuck shit in the MGE world its that somehow the mg can bring the soul of the husband back and attach the soul to herself so the husband can be with her the whole time, and maybe somehow give the husband a temporary physical body so they can be together and be intimate with each other, i dont know it sounds kind of stupid but its fun to imagine posible scenarios like that in the MGE world.

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>>38679522
What kind of test doesn't have at least some of the answers on C?

[Anonymous No.]

suddenly cheshire

[Anonymous No.]

>>38679657
Bath time with toaster-chan!

[Anonymous No.]

>>38679710
i've been japed by a serial japist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38679657
Robot da best

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>>38679699
True/False questions

[Anonymous No.]

>>38669668

[Anonymous No.]

whats her power level?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38679837
>Anon, do you know that Tanukis run all the banks?

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>>38679837
600 lbs

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>>38679588
>pregnant zombie mom subconsciously delays her own wighthood by empowering her unborn child to wight instead.
i don't if it's realistic but it is touching

[Anonymous No.]

>>38679837
I don't know but sometimes her hair turns blonde and she gets really strong

[Anonymous No.]

>>38679867
So fuck one to get rich? aight here i go! The one who controls the nuki controls the world!!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>38679978
>Ah but who controls the Nuki?
>No, its not the husbands, its the wurms that supply them with riches and gems.
>They're also not as dumb as one would think

[Anonymous No.]

>>38679893
Seeing a Kakuen with such a calm expression is somehow alluring.

[Anonymous No.]

Touch fluffy ears.

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>>38680008
Wurms...aren't dumb?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38680008
so get with a wurm then?

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>>38679502
the mages already got that one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38680059
STR vs DEX in a nutshell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38679837
Her power is maximum

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>>38680130
dude
no

[Anonymous No.]

>>38679893
SHE

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>>38680151
What's wrong anon?

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>>38679715
Yes sir!

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>>38680172
HAS

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>>38669668

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>>38679837
like
alot

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i mean whats really left to talk about?

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>>38680197
NICE TITTIES

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>>38680292
thighs and black sclera, mostly.

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>>38680292
I think there's always more to talk about, you just have to put in more effort than posting the same gachafox or latenight with no text for the umpteenth time

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>>38680343
I liked the western greentexts we had at the start of the thread. It's those spontaneous moments that make me glad I still lurk.

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If you can't beat her in melee then fill her with demon silver arrows before she gets close

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>>38680313
but we did that already

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>>38680441
How about I do neither and instead fill her with human cum?

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Does anyone else avoid talking about their waifu here out of fear they'll become annoying?

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>>38680471
I mean go ahead if you want but skipping the foreplay is kinda lame

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>>38680479

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>>38680479
i don't have one but oversaturation of anything tends to breed resentment

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>>38680441
What if I'm fighting an amazon and the arrows just make her angry and horny?

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>>38680441
Bows are too much work, I just use a gremlin made cannon filled with realm silver.

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>>38680560
Bows are too much work but a cannon that typically needs a crew isn't?

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>>38680479
As a maidfag it's not something that happens. But sometimes I just humour other people/greentexts just to keep the thread going. If the portals suddenly opened and gave every Anon their waifus based on how much they talk about them here I would honestly be in pretty deep shit.

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>>38680479
not unless prompted, im not going to bring something up out of the blue

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>>38680556
Best put down that silly stick and start stripping
boy unless you want to spend the next week in bed getting punished.

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>>38680441
>sally challenges you to a duel
>per tradition, you choose weapon and location
>you pick hand to hand in the ice queens courtyard
>she's standing there shivering in bikini armor and all she can do is cling to you for warmth
dumb lizard

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>>38680589
get a handcannon, its just load powder, then shot, fire

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I fucking love jinkios!

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>>38669668

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>>38680715
I love fucking jinkos!

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>>38680589
Why would it be too much work for me when my crew is doing all the work?

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>>38680715
>>38680748
I want to hear a Jinko chuff!

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>>38680856
Shouldn't be too difficult.

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I really like demons
I really like shirohebis as well
Can i get an extra fucked up yandere abomination with both that makes me firm shit that makes her teleport to me instantly to blue flamthrower me once i see another woman's butt?

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>>38680972
God I would really want to bully a Jinko. What's the worst she can do, rape me?

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>>38681040
retaliation seems pretty unlikely unless she's estrus or four fiends so you're good to go

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>>38680292
theres the occasional story. i'd be contributing to that if i didn't burn out on the monster girl story i was writing.

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>>38681040
No, the worst she can do is deny you sex. Jinkos can go without it when not in season. That being said, you should still bully your jinko wife!

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>>38680441
Demon Silver Nukes. There is no escape for those tom/squid/bull/incubus/???-to-bes within this 12 kilometer radius.

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>>38680479
I personally do. I feel like a lot of the thread doesn't like flayers, which I respect. not like I agree, not liking flayers is objectively wrong, but i'll accept their opinion.

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>>38681080
Who said anything about sex? When I'm done with her she will wish she was in heat though.

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>>38680441
Time to show why humans came out on top of the animals with the good old thrown object and pointy stick

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>>38681111
Flayers are a no to me, but to be honest I've warmed to many MGs over the years so who knows what the future will be like. Shoggoths were like that for me with the whole "replacing you with herself" thing, but nowadays I wouldn't really mind it much. I would waifu Shoggy if given the opportunity.

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>>38681111
it can be hard to overcome pre-existing stigmas against species like flayer, parasite slimes and ropers

[Anonymous No.]

which mg would you want to sit on your face?

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>>38681238
troll, fox, holst, demon, dark mage, and jabberwock

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>>38681238
Um, yes?
Captcha: HARDP

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>>38681238
fairy

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>>38681238
Sandworm

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>>38681325
ANON NO-

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>>38681325
I don’t think you can survive that

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>>38681297
Pussy.
>>38681325
That's more like it!

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>>38681328
Oh Anon, yes...

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>>38681330
While I know you're thinking of a sandworm practically crushing me with her colossal body, I really just meant her "tongue" sitting on my face.

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>>38681360
oh thank god
if its the tongue, isnt she technically licking you if she sits on your face?

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>>38681238
Mucus toad, but only for a few minutes. That shit sounds both intense and intimidating.

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Impregnate sea succs.

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>>38681238
Handjob panda. She wouldn't be able to resist the proverbial reacharound even though she's on my front.

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>>38681381
All sexual acts are with sandworms is really just glorified kissing and blowjobs. Technically you're a forever virgin. So you can manifest the power to become a wizard while still enjoying all the feels and joy of having sex with a woman.

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>>38681406
Trying to be a wizard is cringe

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>>38681441
I never asked for this power, anon

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>>38681389
Imagine a Succubus evolving to be a sea creature just in case she needs to rape someone in the water. Is there a place a Succ won't go for that human d?

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>*takes picture*
>wow, that one's going into my 'boy slut' folder

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>>38681507
Spread the rumor that she spilled her spaguetti trying to rape me, that will teach her.

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>>38681480
Even succubi don't respect misogynistic Mens rights activists.

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>>38681507
>*Steals string panties*
>Nice, another pair for my "panties of girls I've fucked" collection.
Now to finish the job...

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>>38681507
Mighty fine words for someone so small

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>>38681542
This artist draws really good dragon girls.

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>>38681619
>Panties collection
>Now to finish the job...
Does that mean the great panty raid will happen in our lifetimes?

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Hold still Anon, science is about to happen.

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>>38681703
Back when I was an edgy faggot I thought lich was the best looking girl.

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>>38681722
She does look pretty good. What does less edgy you think now?

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>>38681703
Uhhh….. why is there a big fat jabberwock hag with a blindfold and I am strapped down and covered in sweets in the centrr of a maze?

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>Mizone released the tank of the last half dozen chapters
Neat
>Remember that Fakku still nukes all the English translations
Un-neat

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>>38681507
for monster girls, would the word 'boy' even be needed? same with things like 'reverse' rape? surely itd just be 'rape' and 'slut'.

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>>38681722
Is there even an edgy taste when it comes to MGs? I can't honestly think of anyone except maybe Hellhounds.

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>>38681507
Wait, delete that picture! This isn't what it looks like!

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>>38681751
"boy" could be used as either a diminutive or age descriptor. It probably could be dropped in most scenarios, but "boy slut" makes some kind of sense.

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>>38681722
your tastes cant make you edgy. i like girls in military unifroms but that doesnt make me a military fag

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>>38681834
I bet softhound still has the endurance to rape you forever.

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>>38681734
furry pedo.
>>38681778
yes, lich has the textbook chuuni cape. You don't have to fully embrace the setting if you don't want to. If I headcanon a cool necromancer lich, KC will never know.

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>>38681964
>Leave your lich at home
>Home comes to deliver it to you
Neat.

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>>38682020
I still want to be a monster coven’s boytoy

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>>38682080
Caught!

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>>38681507
Please don't post that. I don't want the oni Stacys on monstagram to find out I exist.

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>>38682080
holy moly!

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>>38682080
God, imagine the snug comfy sleeps.

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>>38681722
You thought correctly, liches and especially loli liches are the best.

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>>38682080
I need that hug

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>>38682242
im still waiting for you to post ACTUAL liches btw

[Anonymous No.]

Please take Birth Control

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>>38682302
never

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When portals open, is anyone willing to join me to protest the infantilization of men in Dragonia? I want to marry a Dragon Knight of Dragonia, but I dont want to be treated like a child.

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>>38682302
it's ok she said it was a safe day

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>>38682302
Nah, total boner killer.

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>>38681238
Lim

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>>38682369
just gonna keep stacking those food items on her

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>>38682369
That ass needs to be on my face.

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can your mg speak English anon?

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>>38682475
I fucking hope not!

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>>38682475
I have an autistic headcanon that results in MG being able to speak any Earth language after hearing a little.

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>>38682261
I've been waiting for someone to point that out for months desu.
She does have a phylactery expy though.

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>>38682619
i thought it was illegal for non-cows to wear cowbells

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>>38682313
Sorry, I'm going to be too busy becoming the communal shota cumpump for a coven of thicc dark mages.

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>>38682619
mge liches can look however you want

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>>38682313
>protest
Oh look the men are throwing a tantrum.

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>>38682313
When I'm done with them the land shall be known as Mere-female-lizardonia

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I want a chill blue dragon...one that is mostly chill as she's arrogant enough to think she controls the world or something.

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>>38682313
>protest that
nah, i like not having to work and being able to have fun

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>>38682731
Doesn't roll of the tongue at all. How about MEREnia?

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>>38682731
Big words for a mere mammal.

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>>38682757
And where has that pride gotten you dragons?

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>>38682805
Anon, that carton still has eggs in it.

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>>38682812
How long is it going to stay that way?
BEHOLD, THE FUTURE OF THE PROUD AND MIGHTY DRAGON

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>>38682834
I will pour so much essence into my dragon hag wife every night that her body can't help but become fertile once more

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>>38682805
>>38682834
>off-topic image

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>>38682805
You are the one to talk, mere monkey whose seeds lay unsowed.

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>>38682943
Sperm doesn't have a time limit, hagon

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>>38682943
>She doesn't know how many tissue itan momen I've knocked up

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>>38682916
It's not like we will ever reach image limit, the thread dies in less than a day. Sadly this isn't like old times where the thread lasted a couple of days.

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>>38682969
I mean, threads can still last up to 1k replies when the vtumors don't make 20 threads at the same time, last thread died early because of it

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>>38682969
We had those threads not a few days ago.
The problem is that something stirred up the Vtuber autists lately so they spammed the board and the mods don't seem to want to do anything about it

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>go to blood drive
>in processing
>start to fill out papers
>mostly normal shit
>notice some out of place questions
>think nothing of and hand in the papers
>takes a while to get in
>get taken to private room for some reason
>the arm straps are new
>why isn’t the nurse appearing in the mirror?

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>>38682990
That's still too little compared to old times. The fear of reaching image limit comes from a time where it literally could happen midway through a thread lifespan. I don't see much reason to worry about it anymore considering that by tomorrow morning this thread will probably be archived anyways.

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>>38683022
Why do they keep posting here? Isn't there a whole containment board for them now?

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>>38683051
There's no reason for them to be here, but for some reason mods allow them to stay here when they have their own board, even if the vteens have been nothing but a general nuisance spamming the board and killing threads yet getting no consequences

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>>38683051
Probably because They were technically here for a bit then got a board but weren't fully moved or because some people treat them like pseudo idols.

I personally just see them as streamers with an avatar gimmick who should just be contained to their own board outside maybe just random, on topic art pics outside of that .
It is what is but the JP mods, possibly due to bias, don't really want to move them

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>>38683051
i presume they can't stand even themselves.

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Admit it, you want to be prince carried.

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>>38683051
>>38683083

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>>38683116
By my buff and busty jinko wife?
Yes, it would be nice.
Mostly because I'm tired and need to hear her chuff

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>>38683129
I thought containing was the whole reason they created new boards. It's stupid to create new ones and not send everyone there.

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>>38681238
I'm not really into face sitting. But I guess in the context of 69 or something, the answer would be vampire

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>>38683170
>I'm not really into face sitting.
why not?

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>>38683178

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>>38681238
face sitting is illegal in the uk
for some reason

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>>38683129
The 10 post per minute example is spot on, vtuber threads can reach bump limit in less than 10 minutes in a board that has slow moving threads, this results in vteens making 6 threads a day which ends up killing threads that haven't reached limit yet, it's honestly better to move them to their containtment board, i don't know how the mods don't see any problems with how things are even if they have any bias

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>>38683209
This manga singlehandedly gave me an onee-san fetish.

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>>38683209
im not sure if im confusing this with something else, but doesn;t he dress him like a girl and peg him?

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>>38683213
Seriously?
For what purpose?

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>>38683207
Same reason I don't like anal. There are just better things to do. I like face sitting in the context of a threesome because there really isn't much better to do. Outside of that though, what's the point? Far as foreplay goes I'd much rather be molesting booba. Maybe I just lack the complexion to be obsessed with asses.

Now face riding on the other hand. That's a different story.

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>>38683232
Maybe, there's a H doujin and a spinoff ecchi manga. One's more wholesome than the other. I think I posted the manga.

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>>38683237
They passed an extreme acts in porn bill. It's just a gateway because they're trying to regulate the internet and ID cards for porn is an easy in.

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>>38682261
his fetish isnt liches, its dead kids.

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>>38683237
Probably safety crap. We are talking about the same country that made cutlery illegal.

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Monsters may hate the truth but this is peak female form
>Can become a buxom holst farm gal
>Can become a beautiful fat assed succ
>Can become a regal vampire who still remembers to breathe and isn’t extremely snooty
>Can become a tantalizing fox with fresh mofu to fluff
>Can become a tomboy amazon who constantly wants to “wrestle” you
>Can become anything your heart desires and give you a human son before she fully monsterizes

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>>38683259
Holy shit I forgot all about necro-kun

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>>38683269
Yeah, doppelgangers are pretty cash

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>>38683269
Is that also drawn by KC? Funny how he went the extra mile to not make her look sexy.

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>>38683237
Fucking puritans. It's not enforced, but we have a lot of sex-related laws. People protested it by facesitting outside parliament, which is one of the most based ways to protest.

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Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that just because a vampire is a high class doesn't mean she won't want to stay snug in bed with you on a cold day

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>>38683321
night anon

[Anonymous No.]

Was digging through my various unsorted saved images and found some MGE stuff I don't know where it came from.
Now I'll kindly fuck off.

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>>38683321
>Trying to sleep
>Ancient evil vampire waifu is still looking up facebook memes 3 in the morning

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>>38683321
Sometimes I wonder if this guy will wake up one day and find the thread actually burned down.

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>>38683307
She's not really ugly, just plain, i mean, i think she's kinda cute and if this was a different setting then i would wife her

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>>38683390
>she keeps waking you up to show off a new meme she found
>you want to scold her but can't help but fall for her childish enthusiasm
>you still wonder how a feared and ancient evil finds cat memes so intriguing

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>>38683552
Well she's ancient, of course she would find old ass 2007 memes funny, now this made me think if hag momsters would find minion memes funny

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>>38683573
You know the egyptians had memes about jews and romans called eachother faggots via wall graffiti.

I want an ancient evil waifu so I can be shocked at how similar we are once you get past the whole ancient evil thing.

[Anonymous No.]

mge 2.0

[Anonymous No.]

If portaks open, do you think Cheshires will be good at triggering people online?

[Anonymous No.]

what species will be the "big" species for volume 3 like nurarihyon for volume 2 and lilim for volume 1?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38683774
the hell is a portak?

[Anonymous No.]

theres a monster living under my bed, whispering in my ear

[Anonymous No.]

>>38683779
almiraj

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>>38683774
It'd be hard not to get good if you're actually trying, so definitely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38683786
Magitek portal

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>>38683774
i dunno. they don't really bug people they're not interested in

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0M695RBXQA
Imagine an MG equivalent of this but with Anons being "fed" to arachnes. Narrated with a similar tone.

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>>38683209

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>>38683043
>nurse
She's the doctor. Even has the diploma, See?
https://imgur.com/a/X1zGlhB

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>>38683862
>High Lich Macabre showing her guests her latest marvels the in undead magics
>Takes them to a huge room, filled with reinforced silver-glass terrariums, each with a label on them
>All of them contain a different Ultimate-Undead(tm) varient of various arachne varients
>In a gentle, lightly enthused voice "Okay, this ones one of my favorites. Its a - uh... technically an Ushi-Oni... It's from the northern snowy bits, hence the... the snow. Pretty cool. Rare breed, less rare thanks to me."
>She smiles, clearly proud of her handiwork
>She presses a big, red button, and wirring noises can be heard
>Two glowing, yellow eyes appear from a dark caves within the snowy glass prison
>Then an extra 6
>A huge bio-mechanical tendril with an Anon wrapped up inside it decends from on-high, squriming and terrified.
>She continues, "I actually made this one about eight months ago... yeah, It was kind of mean of me to not let her have a mate for all that time. Oh - she's had plenty to eat, and she's been in hybernation for most of it. Never even needed to wake her up, she woke up with this lil' guy got caught in my forest yesterday."
>The anon is dropped a short distance into the snow, wearing nothing but rags given to him by the jailor
>The glass is one-way, so all he sees is a box, snow, and a cave.
>Terrified, he stands up and walks around for all of about three seconds, till the mouth of the 'cave' widens to reveal a nine-foot tall, muscular arachne with green skin and glowing eyes
>Her body is covered in arcane tattoos, and features small seems and stitches
>The fluff on her forearms and spider-parts is white, with an ornate purple heart pattern on her back
>With two quick, twitch-like motions barely perceptable to the eye, she wraps her arms around him and bites his neck
>She holds him still for a few seconds before dragging his hopelessly horny, limp body into her cave whilst kissing the area she bit
>The guests stare at the scene wide eyed and petrified
>There wasn't even a trace left of the spider or her prey/new husband
>Just a small hole in the ground
>"Yeah, I new that one would be pretty cool. That was quick one. He's not going to be able to walk for a few weeks when shes done with him. Anyway, uh, theres this other weird wonderland one I whipped up for today..."

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>>38684053
>Rare breed, less rare thanks to me."
Clever line there

[Anonymous No.]

What does /jp/ think of eldritch Baphomets?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38684109
I hate loli so, no thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38684109
Two shit things that go shit together, yet still I respect the taste of lovers of both.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38684109
I love loli so, yes please.

[Anonymous No.]

consider her anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>38684073
thanks i try

[Anonymous No.]

>>38684053
I WANNA VOLUTERR FOR HER NEXTY CRAZY PROJECT!!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>38684161
I have considered. The answer is no. My wives wouldn't like a weak greenworm for the harem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38684161
I'll take the Wonderland variant or nothing. Also I need to find a way to turn the Wonderland variant into a butterfly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38684178
She doesn't need volunteers because she always takes what she needs, but that'll make the next part easier. Say, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38684181
those caterpillars are all muscle, or so i'm told

[Anonymous No.]

>>38684216
Can confirm

[Anonymous No.]

I want a Baphomet, Lilim, Pharaoh, Youko, Dragon, and her Ocelomeh follower to have a wild night of passionate romance with me. Followed by handholding and whispering sweet nothings into each other's ears.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38684259
You get a single werecat and you will be happy with that

[Anonymous No.]

Consider slimes AND succubi working together.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38684300
I refuse. I want strong women to wear the pants in my relationship, and if she can't crush a boulder with her bare hands, she's not getting my dick.

[Anonymous No.]

Night of Nights

[Anonymous No.]

>>38684442
I don't know if this is more Kaiji or Princess Bride but that's one dumb dragon

[Anonymous No.]

>>38684493
On the contrary, this dragon may have been too intelligent to win

[Anonymous No.]

>>38679522
Dumb Succ.
In MGC the answer to any question is always the D.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38680008
So the Nukis are secretly controlled by reptilian Wurms?
>makes sense

[Anonymous No.]

Today is a day of much celebrating and boozing.

[Anonymous No.]

it seems my wife decided to play a prank on me.
i wonder how long this potion will last

[Anonymous No.]

>>38669668
>Monster Gir Thread
I WANNA BE A MONGOOSE

[Anonymous No.]

>>38685440
>I WANNA BE A MONGOOSE
What weird shit would monster girls yell out during sex?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38680668
>lizard with fire tail
>getting cold
how? if anything you'll be the one shivering and begging her to warm you up

[Anonymous No.]

>>38685459
My Kiki gets really hungry during sexx, she starts yelling, "Remove kebab!"
I never even knew she ate middle-eastern foods.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38684442
Not dressing the 2 Wok's extra tentacles as Kanna and Ilulu to the Wok being Tohru.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38685459
>"You're gonna nock up my tail pussy!"
Would be a common one with manticores.

[Anonymous No.]

MONKEY PAW
you get your waifu,but she sounds like jarjar binks

[Anonymous No.]

>>38685733
Mesa thinks that sounds like good deal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38682315
>Everyday she says it's a safe day
>You know damn well that many of them are not safe days
>You still fuck her anyways

[Anonymous No.]

>>38685733
I will pay good money to a darkmage/sabbath R&D/gremlin to unfuck her voice

[Anonymous No.]

>>38685733
That's fine by me. My dick is a good mouth plug.

[Anonymous No.]

How do wendigos or the other ice based monster girls view the movie "frozen?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>38685931
Probably on TV.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38685935
Ba-dump tss

[Anonymous No.]

Glory to Old Lescatie. Pre-Monstergirl Lescatie da best!

Old Pre-Monstergirl Lescatie strong!

[Anonymous No.]

Due to global wanking, floods have increased. The Nile has flooded and now Sobek is staking her claim on the throne!
What do, anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38686093
>Due to global wanking
Huh, guess the Lilim president was right about fapping destroying the world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38674372
Sure, just make a setting where two thirds of the characters are monsterboys, make dozens of posts about how the few remaining monstergirls are too physically and mentally broken to ever be attractive, make even more posts about how your setting is better than MGE because the characters have 'free will', have repeated mental breakdowns when people try to ignore you, then have an even bigger mental breakdown when everyone stops posting and /tg/ collectively decides to never talk about monstergirls again.

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>>38686132
Yet she doesn't complain about handjobs.

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>>38686171
A handjob isn't with your hand, it's with your heart.

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>>38686158
Gee anon, what do you call an act like that?

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why did you make a vampire cry anon?

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>>38675524
PP got hard and spaghetti is now everywhere.

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>>38686279
Well I'm sorry but her country really just does suck at hockey

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>>38675524
Oh I know what this reminds me of

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=au_tL122R6g

[Anonymous No.]

I still think Hakutakus can do the most effective "I know everything about you" stalker story

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>>38686279
I told her I left for milk and then I got distracted feeding ducks on my way back, so not only was she unhappy with how long a 5 minute walk should have taken, I should have just drank her milk instead to begin with.

In hindsight, she's 100% right

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Sorry bois. It's been slow writin', but when elden ring comes about even that's probably gonna stop for a bit.

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>>38686526
OOOOHHHH ELDEN RING

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>>38684109
I don't really care about Baphomets, but I love loli and chaos girls. I once Asked KC about a chaos Sabbath and he said:
>サバトは割とどこにでもあるので、深淵関係サバトもきっと……！
>Sabbaths are rather ubiquitous, and I'm sure abyssal-related Sabbaths are also available at ......!

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need dragon milkies

[Anonymous No.]

>>38686248
The Aristocrats

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>>38687739
Gonna become a wizard just so I can cast "tittius maximus" on monster girls.
And no group of Sabbath heroes can stop me!

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>>38687739

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>>38687739
what does dragon milk taste like?

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>>38688075
now that depends on the color and age of the dragon