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Hey /jp/, how can I convince Suika to stop drinking? I'm worried she will develop kidney stones

>> No.38967246

Telling an oni to stop drinking is like telling a fairy to stop being dumb.

>> No.38967269

>>38967135
Are you sure it's possible to do that?
If you drink enough, you'll have to keep on drinking due to the syndromes associated with it. Also, >>38967246.

>> No.38967343 [SPOILER] 
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>>38967246
>>38967269
Oh no, look at what you guys did! She's back to drinking again

>> No.38967465

>>38967343
Look how happy she is...

>> No.38967482

>>38967343
The CUTEST idle animation

>> No.38967567

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fc81u8EoXCM

>> No.38967576
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>>38967465
>>38967482
Yes I know but please stop encouraging her!!! Reimu will catch her wasted in the human village one of these days...

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>>38967576
I wish they'd make a Suika fumo. They answered my prayers and made a Rumia fumo, and Suika is such a fan favorite I'd almost be surprised if they didn't. I'll bet Rumia only got one because she's still riding the EoSD gravy train 20 years later.

>> No.38967613

>>38967135
I don't think kidney stones are caused by alcohol abuse, but it's good of you to worry about her.

Gensokyo is unfortunately full of chronic alcoholics, it's nearly as bad as Scotland.

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>>38967602
I was thinking of buying a bootleg one or paying someone to make a custom one for me

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>>38967602

>> No.38967902

>>38967632
Heaven

>> No.38968331

>>38967246
It's like telling an Oni to go die

>> No.38968487
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>>38967343
I am also back to drinking.

>> No.38968579

I think her oni physiology should make kidney stones much harder to develop, but you should try to make 50 half-oni children so you can get a good number of test subjects!

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38968642

What are you drinking tonight jaypee?

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>>38968642
Rum.

>> No.38968700

>>38968642
gin and diet coke

>> No.38968720

>>38968642
oni sweat

>> No.38968759
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38968759

I'm drinking cheap vodka with coke.
>>38968690
Rum is okay. It's been a long time since I've had any, so I don't really remember how good it is.
>>38968700
What does gin taste like? I've never had any. Also, why diet coke? I hate that stuff... Only if I have nothing else to drink with.

>> No.38968789

>>38968759
Depending on the distillery it either has a light citrus taste or it tastes like pine needles. I like the citrus variety better.
>Also, why diet coke
It's my favorite soft drink, also I like diet coke and sprite which is reminiscent of the flavor of diet coke and gin. It's sweet without being sticky and bloating.

>> No.38968809

Do oni go through alcohol withdrawal if they stop drinking?

>> No.38968822

>>38968789
Oooh, that sounds really good. I love citrusy tastes. I usually drink sprite with my vodka, but I'm all out.

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>>38968759
I normally drink either spiced or dark rum, but some reason I went with a clear, light rum this time.
It's pretty good.

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>>38968809
Yes, and Gensokyo doesn't have any benzos, so it's very unpleasant.

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>>38968834
I think I've only had spiced rum before. Pretty sure it was my first liquor too, a long time ago. I personally prefer my clear liquors. I'm not really a stickler on taste though. I just drink to get a very good buzz going.
>>38968866
You jerk. I was just about to post that image.

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>>38968887
I've probably spent more money on rum than any other alcohol.

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>>38968913
Everyone has their preferences. I've only ever bought vodka. Everything else is from the days when I had friends.

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>>38968949
My preferences are rum and Suika posting.

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I'm about to get my ass kicked but she's pretty cute so I don't mind! Wish me luck /jp/

>> No.38969780

>>38969292
However do you mean? I hope it's not someone outside of gensokyo...

>> No.38969919

>>38969780
It's Suika, don't worry

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>>38969919
Are you playing soku?

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>>38970030
Not him, but why is such a powerful oni showing me her panties?

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>>38970048
Why are you looking pervert. She's hot after the exercise and is trying to cool off.

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>>38970088
But she keeps showing me, even;t if she doesn't exercise.
I give her a bottle of liquor sometimes, but not every time. My only conclusion as to why she doesn't just kill me is that she likes me.

>> No.38970151

>>38970131
Talking from experience, sometimes it's fun to laugh at an idiot that can't handle their booze. Don't be Suika's fool.

>> No.38970175
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>>38970151
Haha not like I'm Suika to start with or something.

>> No.38970229

Suika's beauty does things to me...

>> No.38970249
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>>38970175
In which case, you're everyone else's fool, stupid.

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>>38970249
Don't be rude to drunk me or I may just kill everyone.

>> No.38970336

>>38968642
yebisu

>> No.38970342
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>>38970319
I'll kill you first bastard. I don't fear anyone, human or oni. Don't underestimate me or you'll regret it.

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>>38970342
I think the only thing I fear is myself because I can't grant myself Fantasy Heaven.

>> No.38970386

>>38970369
That's okay. I don't want to kill you friend.
I don't imagine you have the autistic strength I do.

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cute schizophrenic Oni.

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>>38970386
I don't think physical strength is the question. Even as an oni, I cannot give myself happiness.
But it's an ontological question at the end of the day. One I cannot answer,

>> No.38970517

>>38970452
Strength has nothing to do with happiness. I'm just saying that I won't let you cause harm or unhappiness to others if I can help it.
Things aren't perfect, and never will be, but goddamn it if I won't do what I can.

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>>38970517
You say you'll come as close to truth as possible. Every religion says that it wasn't "the truth of life", it was the "truth of knowledge of life and death".
To live is to die, that much is certain. To know courage in the face of death is to know life.
This is what I have understood through my drunkenness. Religion doesn't matter. Understanding is what matters.
No one could live as we know it without the fear of death.

Immortality isn't overcoming the fear of death, it is understanding the nature of life and death. Understanding what it means to suffer, to die, and overcoming it. Nirvana, or happiness.

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>>38970609
"Ataraxia" is the equivalent Stoic concept.

>> No.38970689

>>38970609
You're thinking of concepts beyond my concern. I don't care about the nature of life and death. It's not worth thinking about. In life I can only hope that I do right by others and have a peaceful existence. More importantly, I'll sacrifice my peaceful life to protect the others that live a peaceful and isolated life.

>> No.38970692

>>38970609
If you disrespect the Buddhas and the Gods, and slander the righteous Dharma, you will be reborn in the hell realms. No exceptions. Sorry!

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>>38970689
>>38970692
Knowing life and accepting whatever comes next, regardles of what it is, is as worthwhile as whatever I have said tonight.

>> No.38970701

>>38970692
If you meet the Buddha on the road, kill him.

>> No.38970713

>>38970700
What did he say tonight? I must be as drunk as he was.

>> No.38970719

>>38970701
You are going to the hell realm with all the zen lunatics who slander Buddhas and burn Buddhist images. Sorry!

>> No.38970749

>>38970719
lol see you there buddy

>> No.38970752
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>>38970713
He told me that there are many paths to knowing truth.
But the ultimate truth is knowing the reality of life, death, and suffering,
Knowing that all three are the same.
And then realizing that knowledge, dharma, is intertwined with khamma, and that understanding the ultimate reality of life and suffering is the only way forward.

>> No.38970810

>>38970752
Oh. I have no issues with that.

>> No.38970828

>>38970810
Then let us both achieve happiness, dharma, or knowledge, through our paths, my friend.
I have faith in the both of us.

>> No.38970846

>>38970828
I still want to kick your ass though. Fighting is pretty fun, and I haven't done it in a couple years.

>> No.38970848

>>38970810
>>38970828
I will say that you have inspired me to read the sutras in depth more, either way.

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>>38970846
Fighting is always fun, of course.

>> No.38977679

>>38970420
This immediately came to mind when I was reading the last chapter. Good job ZUN-sama!

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i defeated her

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>>38978064
Lies and slander! She is up and about!

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Look what you've done to her. Booze withdrawal made her crazy.

>> No.38993507
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suika is a drunken buffoon, not insane

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>>38993507
If she experiences the DTs then she will be basically insane.

Many long time alcohol abusers suffer from auditory and visual hallucinations, especially when going through WD.

>> No.38996620

>>38995179
suddenly the hakurei shrine has been receiving a lot of visitors

>> No.38996664

>>38995179
Look at her go!

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>> No.38999419

>>38998201
Suika's beer belly

>> No.38999572
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If she keeps drinking so much, she's going to get chubby.

>> No.39005045
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39005045

How much would biggest oni enjoy snow?

>> No.39005084

>>38999572
why are all the oni fatties

>> No.39014068

>>38968331
Being smart may be fatal for fairies

>> No.39014196

>>39014068
more like smart fairies are cataclysmic for humans and youkai alike.

>> No.39018512

>>38968642
It's morning for me not night lol
Vodka

>> No.39018526

>>39018512
Can't go wrong with vodka. Why are you drinking in the morning? Do you wake up in the evening or something?

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