Monstergirl Thread

[Anonymous No.]

The wurm is growing stronker
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[Anonymous No.]

>>39652994
i like this thread
here, have an anubis

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fox

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Dark wurmie, I don't know whether people are gonna post in this thread or the elf one...what are we gonna do?

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big chungus

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Remember to be nice

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>>39653049
that elf's ears are too small, looked like a human at first glance to me.
so hopefully people will be smart and post in this one.

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>>39653045
sorry frem, that be a wolf
>>39653061
>tfw no angel momster that stops you from masturbating by allowing you to use her instead

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>>39653078
>its a wolf
god damnit.
we really need that fox detector (age module) included

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>>39653090
2 be exact 2hu japanese wolf

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People like lilims right?

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>>39653115
nah they dusty fat old hags neets that still with their parents

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You and me. Sex. Impregnation. Now.

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>>39653136
No, I don't like bugs

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>>39653136
i will, dont need to be so pushy tho

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>>39653090
>we really need that fox detector
No. it's just you secondaryfaggot and also tourist.

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>>39653090
You committed the worst sin, go to fox/wolf recognition school, at least it wasn't Holo

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>>39653061
do not look up full set of that image
angels are nice but what gets done to that angel is not nice

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>>39653115
sure

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>>39653168
>>39653168
im going to flunk it and go to clown school instead

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Monsters girls are for sleeping in till 11 with.

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>>39653144
But they likes you.

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>>39653211
nah, I always wake up at 7 and im not going to break that habit

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>>39653136
How aboiut a date first, Obaasan? You cant skip right to the good stuff after all

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>>39653213
Chitin is hard and it makes her uncuddleable.
I'll take pretty much anything else.

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>>39653223
Psychos like you are for the mindflayers to fix

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>>39653115
I want to know who Selene mains in for honor

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>>39653249
nah, sleepin in is for alps
>>39653245
how about a bogey bug?

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>>39653115
Of course!

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>>39653264
Bogeys are scary.
I want to go home.

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>>39653265
would you guys do KC if she was a bapho?
>>39653276
not the clown, the cute tall plushy

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>>39653223
You can still wake up at 7, you just have to find something to do in bed for four hours.

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>>39653283
Still scary.

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>>39653211
Ice Queen wife won't let you out of bed until she's had an adequate amount of cuddles

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>>39653290
Nope, cant lay in bed, gotta do something or else I feel useless, so draw my sleeping wives?

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I need to join the undead sabbath as quickly as possible

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>>39653296
What isnt scary for you
>>39653317
cute, for hugs not fugs

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>have songbird harpy wife
>kind of small, but the colors of her hair and feathers are really bright and pretty
>always happy and chipper
>sometimes you'll just hear her start singing somewhere else in the house
>it's so nice to hear you always have to find her and listen
>sometimes she even sings quietly to wake you up when you sleep in
>she always wants you to praise her when she's done singing
>you always do

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>>39653245
>Chitin is hard and it makes her uncuddleable
Just give it a try.

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>>39653283
>would you guys do KC if she was a bapho?
KC bapho is a cutie but I would prefer her having boobas.

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>>39653211
Way past 11.

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>>39653283
>guys do KC if she was a bapho?
Not only can I say yes, I can say that I have already fantasized about this.
Since monster logic is in effect she already knows this.
Are you kc asking why I am fantasizing about marrying you

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>>39653328
And also for fugs, lots and lots of fugging with undead lolis!

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>>39653401
no fugs, no fug the creepy undead loli witch whose probably older than stonehedge

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>>39653223
Sounds like you'd be perfect for an Anubis.

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You have been a bad boy, choose your fate.

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>>39653415
wouldnt mind them but I mostly wake up so I can be a lazy and most likely I would mess with my anubis wife while she tries to work
>>39653430
bogie all the way, clussy is better than the stinky gote

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>>39653430
Why not both?

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>>39653328
anything that isnt undead, bogeys or bugs and yes spiders count as bugs in this case.

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>>39653475
what about the funny clwon?

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>>39652994
Hebi in full yamato nadeshiko mode

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>>39653430
Difficult choice. I lean towards Bogie, unless Krampus is good with handjobs and the specific one I'd get is more muscular.
>>39653464
Two girls or a hybrid?

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>>39653506
she a cute

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>>39653502
Fine, anything that isn't clussy, undead, bogeys or bugs.

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>>39653516
what a stick in the mud you are... how about a dorome?

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>>39653526
A cheshire wrote this post.

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>>39653538
i plead the fifth

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embrace mushroom

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If mamono mana isn't perfect, as it doesn't seem to heal scars, I assume this means it doesn't regenerate lost limbs either.

You think there would be a special dating agency for monsters with disabilities?

[Anonymous No.]

Hey, hand over your nuts. Now!

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>>39653712
What a strange looking rodent.

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>>39653712
i only eat raw meat, tree rat. they aint nuts here

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>>39653787
Oh yeah, then what are those in your pants?

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>>39653509
Two hybrids

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>>39653807
you mean the granola bars i have in my pockets, sure hacve them, forgot they've been there

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>>39652994

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>>39653184
What happens exactly
Is it bad, something undesirable and unsavory?
Why would they post it here then

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>>39653900
just dont, my eyes need bleach and remember curiosity killed the cat

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Dogs are dangerous

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>>39653900
tags: rape, gangbang, monsterboys, rough wing pulling, tears.. it's not the worst i've ever seen but it is very bad.

i wish i had some good angel pics to post instead but they're all NSFW

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>>39653981
Angels are dorks but they don't deserve that

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>>39653963
What if...
dog momster

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>>39653981
gotchu

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>>39653963
Whoops I posted the low res version
Here's the upscaled image

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>>39654109

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>>39654109
Be careful anon, that shark has been waiting all winter for the swimmers to return to the ocean. She's probably a little pent up.

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>>39654159
tell me more facts, shark sensei!

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>>39654172
We have a special bond, she would never bite or attack me.

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>>39653622
Imagine: quad amputee winged species girl (angel, dragon, someone else?) that miraculously still has her wings despite no longer having hands or legs. you get to drive her around on a wheelchair or carry her around, she gets to hug you with her wings. win/win for everyone

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>>39654195
seems real sad

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>>39654014
Dogs are the best momsters

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>>39654213
sad is always the best backdrop for happy and comfy because a bright square shines even brighter on a dark background

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>>39654195
That's a bit fucked up.
I was thinking more of your blind wife clinging to you extra hard in public to not get lost in the crowd.
Or maybe helping your wife who lost an arm wash her hair and things like that.

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Do Rata magazines have regularly dedicated special nut sections?

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>>39654273
Toys in bed, pretty kinky for a momster.

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>>39654273
>get adopted by dog monster
>she tells you to barricade your room before she goes into heat every time.
>go out one night and get home late
>forgot about the date
>try to sneak to your room
> she is waiting for you behind the door

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>>39654302
now thats more cute. imagine having a blind dark mage wife, that can see you maigcaly but still clings to you
>>39654296
I think u have a fetish

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>>39653622
Pharmacomancy also exists.

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Healing your baphomet wife who cut off filthy monster parts because she didn't want to spread the pedo cult!

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>>39654331
just imagine having a mindfalyer momster

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>>39653622
?

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>>39654331
wow, does she have a present for me?

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>>39652994
What happens when a elf (High Elf, Wood Elf, Dark Elf) be they male or female, gets hit with a Sabbath lolification magic or any Sabbath magic that causes lolification or shota-fying? A headcanon or belief I have is if elves do get hit by Sabbath magic they don't become lolis or shotas but instead they just become JKs for the females or highschool aged boys for the males. Reason is a combination of elves being very older than they look in age and them being more intuned and high with magic. In other words high elves, wood elves and dark elves in general just age regress into becoming teenagers because many times out of ten they are just that old. Now please forgive me for using a Warhammer Fantasy example. But take Morathi and or Helebron for example, if they or any elf that is as old as they are gets hit by a Sabbath age regress spell. They just become teenagers because they are just that old.

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fuck off tg faggot, back to the shithole you came from

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You were charged with not taking your lich wife out to dinner like you promised to 2 weeks ago.

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>>39654614
lies, i did so. its just thats shes so old shes forgets things cause her hypothalamus is full

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>>39654614
What's the sentence your honor?

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>>39654614
I charge her with not being real and thus causing me depression.

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>>39654614
I DON'T KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DINNER AND SUPPER
IT MAKES NO SENSE

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>>39654679
Should have chosen lunch to avoid confusion.

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>>39654614
It's fine I accept my punishment.

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>>39654614
Wait..... what lich wife!?!!!! I would remember this, im sure of it

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>>39654714
im too young to be going senile already.... Im sure this is some sort of plot to make me marry this lich that I have never seen in my life

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post MG songs https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pvsENVVnHyg

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nah imma post this magical toad girl instead

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>>39653712
That's my purse! I don't know you!

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>>39654781
nigga, u a bitch to be carrying that shit. Faggot

[Anonymous No.]

the wonderland dark mage

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>>39654876
Why is her lollipop transparent

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>>39652994

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>>39654922
its wonderland, trying to understand anything is pointless, learning is pointless, working is pointless. The only thing you can do is fuck

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>>39654503
i thought most of the sabbath were old

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>>39655059
same fag

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>>39654922
Thin lollipops can be transparent.

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sabbath

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nice monster girls faggot

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>>39653351

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>>39653430
I have been extra bad and need both in order to be properly rape corrected.

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>>39655130

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>>39655130
Apex sexual predator

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>>39655151
Now you're speaking my language.

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>>39655181
now do one

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>>39655120
Perfect.

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>>39652994

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Post your best gyoubu danuki pics please!

[Anonymous No.]

What's the rent like in MGC?

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>>39655365

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When did these threads started hating on loli?

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>>39655365

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>>39655389
Free for human boys, and it even comes with a bonus roommate! (Who may or may not request sexual favours.)

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>>39655389
>imagine paying rent

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>>39655415
They don't. It's a shit poster.

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>>39655393
>>39655416
Thanks frens! I enjoy money raccoons very much!

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>>39655389
130/month

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>>39655417
>come with me if you want to live
>with me
>in my apartment
>I need a roommate

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What happens if you remove a danukis leaf from her head?

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>>39655415
If you are talking about earlier post, it had no monster girls to be seen

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>>39655302
Cute mermaid.

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>>39655478
it would be very painful

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>>39655478
She dies a financial death

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>>39655489
4 U

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https://mobile.twitter.com/k_cross/status/1495761192559984650?cxt=HHwWlIDS9aa4gcIpAAAA

did KC's TedTalk about mg's pregnancy get translated anywhere?

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It's impossbile to be homeless in hagville.

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>>39655500
She'll be fine.

A danuki's power comes from her scrotum

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>>39655610
If you really want to live a hobo life there, you're getting a hag Devil Bug.

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>>39655655
No chance, the moment you step out on the streets unattended you will just get picked up and claimed.

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>>39655655
Wouldn't a Snail make more sense? She likes to travel.

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>>39655536
>Pregnant monsters instinctively become more attached to the male parent of the pups they are carrying and try to ingest more of their mate's semen, which has the highest nutritional value for monsters...
>In other words, she will become more sticky with her husband than ever before and will frequently experience the sensation of being "deliciously eh"!
>She will also increase the amount of obscene body touches to her husband, become horny at his every move, and will soon become horny and sperm her husband in reverse.
>If they are not the kind to attack men themselves, they may be affected in a way that increases their power of seduction.
>In other words, like Alice who has increased her power as a whore, or dormouse when she is asleep, she spreads pheromones that lure her husband and make him want her and cum frequently. ......
>For example, when Kikimora got pregnant and tried to work as usual, her husband, who was worried about her and tried to stop her, got caught up in the pheromones, played lewd tricks on her and took her to bed with him.
>In the end, Kikimora didn't work and spent the whole day in her husband's arms, slowly ejaculating ....... It seems to be a common occurrence.
>And while there are known cases of pregnant females becoming more aggressive towards external enemies in other creatures
>One of the peculiarities of monsters is that they also involve males in their influence and "make them protect their children".
>(Although, in most cases, the monster is stronger than the master.)
>This is basically because human men and monsters spend time together and mingle with each other to circulate each other's magical power.
>It is assumed that through the circulating magical power, the husband is also affected by the pregnancy.
>Males who impregnate monsters have their "male instincts" heightened.
>This increases their awareness that the monster they impregnated is "their female" and the child they impregnated is "their child", and
>The male's biological instincts are stimulated, and he actively tries to protect them.
>To be more specific, they try to stay close to their wives as much as possible.
>I become more concerned about her every move, and I notice mental changes more easily. ......
>As an organism, it is considered very effective to let the male protect himself.
>As I explained earlier, monsters are basically stronger than humans, even if they are heavily pregnant, so it may not be that effective. ......?
>But, they are using this effect of pregnancy for other purposes.
>In other words, they are always there to protect their mates.
>If they get horny, they can just step over you and fuck you and squeeze all the nutrients out of you for the baby.
>If he is in your arms 24/7 and you spoil him a little, he will do naughty things and cum for you ......
>He is the ideal husband for monsters.
>Humans are growing creatures.
>This heightened instinct in males affects not only the mental aspect but also the physical aspect!
T>he husband's body, which tries to protect his wife and children at this time, is in a state where it is easy to grow strong and muscular due to his awareness and training.
>This is especially true for monsters such as Horstaurs, Alice, and Kikimora, whose weapons are to incite men's desire for protection and control.
>Their husbands, especially those of couples with children, are often strong and sturdy, even if they look unreliable.
>Maybe the peasants in the farming villages who live with Holstaurs are very strong.
>And so the couple had a child safely born through their hard work.
>The effect of pregnancy on the psyche is now lost ......, but the effect is not completely lost, only diminished.
>Once a monster experiences pregnancy, she almost always becomes more attached to her husband than she was before she got pregnant.
>In addition, the experience of pregnancy tends to increase their desire to conceive a child by the same man again, and they tend to have more intercourse.
>Also, with each child, the husband tends to become more robust and more attached to the monster who will bear more children.
>So the monster king and her husband also end up having 100 children.
>I forgot something important about pregnant monsters.
>Pregnant monsters often have a happy face or a blank expression on their face as they continue to feel a sense of ecstatic satisfaction from having their beloved mate's child filling their belly, similar to when their womb is filled with their mate's semen.
>However, in contrast, they have a rough temperament.
>If she is disturbed by her external enemies, she will immediately get into a bad mood and begin to take it out on her husband.
>In daily life, she can get horny and impulsively lash out at the slightest thing, so please treat your pregnant wife with respect and care, both physically and emotionally!

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>>39655610
There's hag slimes, hag matangos, hag plants and hag bugs for those types. All just as greedy and desperate as the others.
The truth is you'll never be able to leave once you enter.

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>>39655690
ehh i can see it's machine translated as it fucks up some minor parts but I guess it's good enough to not warrant any real translation..

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>>39655610
I’ll just be a young artist couch surfing, selling myself for rent money in hagville

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>>39655785
The moment you sell yourself you aren't leaving their home anymore.
Ever.

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>>39655681
My bad, I was thinking of a homeless guy in general area rather than traveling hobo. Classic hobo would fit a mouse wife in a freight train wagon.

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>>39655852
Not if they a bicorn

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>>39655873
Bicorns aren't allowed to live in hagville.
Hags don't like sharing.

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>>39655365

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>>39655885
So where can I find them hags?

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>>39655852
So I become their artist and they my patron, just like the old days

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>>39655785
Maybe you'll end up like me... a hobo with a cursed sword.

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I'm in love with the monster waitress who works at IHOP and serves me breakfast

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It is a well known fact that monster wombs produce more eggs on may, especially Mother’s Day, just the name of the celebration alone is enough to make a monsters breeding instincts go into overdrive, monsters who already had children will ask their husband to “make her a mother again”, and monsters with no children will ask to be made a mother

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>>39655852
So what if I make myself into a statute with a potion then sell myself at an art auction in hagville

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>>39655993
>monsters who already had children will ask their husband to "make her a mother again"
But...even if she's not pregnant anymore, she's...she's still...
Monsters are kinda dumb...

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>>39656014
I'll give them a pass as long as it's the cute kind of dumb.

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>>39654435
Thing about that is any mindflayer can become your momster

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>>39653136
why must danger call to me so?

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>>39656067
That’s the greatest thing about them as well as the fact, they can remove your fear

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Remember to prank the local monster church by pretending to be an ultra real love doll in a package meant for the mother superior

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>>39656173
>do this
>become her love doll
>the real doll arrives a few days later

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>>39656212
>it looks exactly like you
>whenever she brings over guests, you pretend to be said love rather scare the guesses by coming alive when they think your wife has gone insane

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>>39656006
Imagine trying to be one of those street performers who pretends to be a statue in a monster city. Mamano would take it as an invitation for using any means possible to get a reaction

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>>39656305
thicc wolf thighs

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>>39655899
An expansion to the family business.

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>>39656305

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>>39656305
>blue lipstick
she did her research. i never had a chance to resist

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>>39656341
Throw the danuki down the well.

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>>39656269
imagine getting stripped and jerked off by a basilisk who really made you a statue

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>>39656386
i thought basilisk were about paralysis. sounds more like a gargoyle/medusa thing

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>>39656428
you'll be a living statue, since you cant move

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>>39656439
Imagine the leg cramps

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>>39656386

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>>39656474
exactly how I imagine it going down

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>>39655435
the nukis won't sell me a place

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>>39655910
Hagville

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>>39656553
>imagine paying for a house when you can just sqaut in it

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>>39655690
>e Alice who has increased her power as a whore
lmao

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>>39656553
bring it up with the hag council members and say the danukis are being big meanies and start crying when you say this

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>>39656733
>elven fox
has science gone too far?

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>>39656740
Until we have elf dragons I say science hasn't gone far enough.

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>>39656770
damn, now would be one hell of a haughty bitch

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>>39656733
that doesn't look like an appropriate outfit for a library miss fox

[Anonymous No.]

Choco dogs near you want to bear you a football team worth of runts

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>>39653430
Krampus because I like Krampus more and also because you can mock yucky Baphs by letting them know which is the GOAT gote

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>>39656803
tell me when there are dark mages near me want me to play in their house

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>>39656778
Guaranteed to turn undead.

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>>39656803
>runts
if she wants my lizardbrain to activate she needs to talk about her high fertility and the strong and healthy children she can bear with ease

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>>39656803
I'm more of a choco kot guy myself

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>>39656830
>elven dragon wight
maximum haughtiness

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>>39656835
fat and lazy cat
>>39656830
and she woould be very old when shes even older than most dragons unless you get her right near the end and push past her feeble rejections and fuck her

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>>39656833
Strong enough that it will look like wrestling matches are going on in her belly late term

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>>39653136
>you will impregnate the bugs and you will be happy

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>>39656848
my brain shit the bed it seems
I meant to say
and she would be older than most dragons zombies unless you get her right near the end and push past her feeble rejections and fuck her

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anyone just a bit curious what exactly her backstory is?

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>>39656845
That's what the album with pictures of her as zombie dragon is for, to keep her haughtiness in check.

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>>39656875
she's a moth whose love is so big it bends time
what else you need?

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Never tell a jinko hag about your virginity
In fact, never tell a hag about your virginity.

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>>39656939
why is she stuck in some random basement ,its implied she can't leave right?

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>>39656963
what about the jinko hag nun at my local church and how I feel bad that i haven't lost it yet to the girl I love which is her

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>>39656963
I will tell a Jinko hag about my virginity while we sit next to each other and I have my hand on her thigh.

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>>39656740
not until we have elf hatters

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>>39656969
Put some fucking knickers on, Ganyu

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>>39656963
I'll just complain how it sucks to be a virgin and wish that I can lose it as fast as possible

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>>39656851
Can I at least pick the bugs? I wouldn't mind a Khepri harem.

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Instead of 'kick me' signs, I put "rape me' signs on people's backs. Let's see a cheshire beat that

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>>39656966
Sealed away by the Minamoto Clan 1000 years ago

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>>39656740
Hold my beer.

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>>39657069
Put one on an ogre's back. That would be funny.

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>>39656966
it's dark, quiet and has good humidity

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>>39656987
do the needful

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>>39657144
but she a nun and I am a sinner who has sinful thoughts about her body every night, We can be together

[Anonymous No.]

>>39656740
Given that elves are as vanilla as it gets without being a regular human, any elf version of an MG is arguably a downgrade.
In this case they lost fuzzy ears. How sad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39657193
someone is blind, look at the pic again, and count the ears

[Anonymous No.]

>>39656998
haughty but with an accent so thicc it might rival the bottom of a jabberwock

[Anonymous No.]

>>39657071
She looks like a vanilla lamia.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39656733
i suspect she won't be keeping her voice down for long

[Anonymous No.]

>>39657270
yeah, it's almost stranger to see a lamia with human styled ears instead of pointy.
i suppose people just like it better that way?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39657270
Looks raspberry flavored to me

[Anonymous No.]

>>39657285
Apparently pointy ears are easier to draw.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39657292
they are, just make an acute angle on he side of the head and you got some ears

[Anonymous No.]

>>39657285
Tbf I don't remember seeing that many monster girls with human ears.

[Anonymous No.]

>"...and then the brave builder finished the pyramid. It was the biggest one ever, and reached so high it touched the stars! The end."

[Anonymous No.]

>>39657285
Human ears are weird.
See also: soijaks with ears

[Anonymous No.]

>>39657357
are anubi divided on flat-sided pyramids and step pyramids?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39657339
Yeah pointy ears of various degrees are usually used to signify that she is not exactly a human girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39657386
From a practical standpoint, step pyramids are better in every regard.
You can actually use them for things like festivals.
Flat-side pyramids are just fancy headstones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39657357
Do you have ANY idea how badly I want to kiss her pawbeans?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39657431
they're all pretty useless. get me an obelisk and some infrastructure instead

[Anonymous No.]

>>39657386
>"They're called ziggurats and they're shit."

[Anonymous No.]

>>39657442
>>39657431
>post this on 4mon
>watch the biggest spout of autism

[Anonymous No.]

>>39657482
! !

[Anonymous No.]

>>39657497
ah yes the royal "!!" checker of anubi. The anubi need to be propely dressed after all

[Anonymous No.]

>>39657205
not him but four ears is even worse.

[Anonymous No.]

>post images on 4mon on boards where all the hags reside
>always make sure only a small part of you is visible in each pic
>watch hags go nuts

[Anonymous No.]

>>39657530
never said it wasnt

[Anonymous No.]

You make sure to at least struggle a little, right? It’s not fun if you just roll over and let it happen

[Anonymous No.]

>>39657539
i give kot many donuts and I am let go

[Anonymous No.]

>>39657535
only post collarbone pictures and see what happens

[Anonymous No.]

>>39657357
that child has one sexy curve

[Anonymous No.]

>Anubis daughter goes through her rebellious teenage phase
>tells you pyramids are a waste of stone and the kingdom should build more aqueducts

[Anonymous No.]

>>39657487
>Really though, it’s obvious the pyramids were built by aliens

[Anonymous No.]

>>39657568
>it’s obvious the pyramids were built by aliens
>Anubis wife starts foaming out of the mouth in rage

[Anonymous No.]

>>39657566
monsters do be like that

[Anonymous No.]

>>39657535
nah, post yourself wearing silly masks but making sexy poses in abandoned building

[Anonymous No.]

>>39657482
You will NEVER fuck that cute boy you like on top of your shit flat side pyramid where the whole kingdom can see.
That’s a privilege reserved only for based cats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39657578
>do the time, spend the blood, sweat and tears, all to ensure you can get your Anubis wife to agree to a bondage session where she is the one tied up
>Get gear rated to restrain wurms
>The moment you have her fully secure, start listing off crackpot theories about ancient aliens

[Anonymous No.]

How common is unbirthing and why do monstergirls do it? The local airport just caught the tenth Centaur carrying a shota she kidnapped to be her husband

[Anonymous No.]

EMG posters, not even once

[Anonymous No.]

>>39657614
I don't think there are any unbirth monsters. A bit odd really, I always considered it adjacent to transformation fetish stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39657623
He's a dedicated shit poster that has been doing this for a while now. Report and ignore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39657638
I assure you, they exist. Ever wonder why royal centaurs like to wear poofy dresses that cover their bellies? I'll give you a hint, its not for modesty

[Anonymous No.]

>>39657535
>retard does this
>Next morning all his enails including gaming ones are flooded. Thread had people that somehow tracked the IP adress because of some weird encryption on the pic that had to come from phone models from your country etc.
>there are even two maids a Kiki and a Shog now working for you claiming they were sent by your aunt. You have a super rich uncle that married a monster girl overnight now because of the domino effect of your actions BTW
>if you live in a house it has two more floors and a subterranean one too. If it’s an apartment they are spatially displaced because mamono mana
>also your entire neighborhood is made of hags wearing shirts and panties only

[Anonymous No.]

>>39657535
They're gonna find you in reflection from shiny stuff in the picture.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39657638
Sandworms are your one stop shop for being inserted into bodily cavities.

[Anonymous No.]

>have dream I'm at the beach with some kind of beastgirl with wolf ears
>both in swimsuits
>just casually rubbing my hands up and down her sides while we enjoy the cool ocean air and look out over the ocean
It was nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>39657708
It's just not the same. Unbirth was undertones of mommy stuff and being comfy in a womb.
It's a fetish for very traumatized people but I understand it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39657706
that why you wear a silly mask and take your pics in an abandoned place far away from where you live
>>39657751
very cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>39657783
It typically is. All of the shotas we take out of the womb typically spend the first five minutes fighting and trying to get back in.

[Anonymous No.]

Can you fags stop talking about it

[Anonymous No.]

>>39657835
It's samefagging, this is what he does when he doesn't get (You)s.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39657606
Do other monsters worship the rape kot's rape god? I'd like to see a jungle manticore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39657835
about what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39657891
it seems like a fun place

[Anonymous No.]

Think fast!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39657945
Anons breed foxes. In the end, it has to be this way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39657945
step on me big lady

[Anonymous No.]

>>39657945
( Y )
WAIT SHI-

[Anonymous No.]

>>39657945
(h)

[Anonymous No.]

>>39657969
>>39657981
>YOU FLUFFED

[Anonymous No.]

>>39657943
I want to see one of thier festivals
>wife dressed up in her best ceremonial garb, full of beautiful feathers, gold, and jewelry
>covered in complex body paint
>giddy at the thought of getting to fuck on top of the highest pyramid

[Anonymous No.]

>>39657986
I chose to bang the fox, the fox shall be evil no more

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>39658004
A noble goal, but then you end up creating countless more troublemakers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39658089
Gonna triple this amount at LEAST

[Anonymous No.]

>>39658089
and? they'll just be tricksters who are light hearted and have a bit of the tism

[Anonymous No.]

>>39657945

[Anonymous No.]

>>39658004
Why do people always assume the fox will stop being evil? If anything, (you) are the one who turns evil for giving the very clearly evil fox what she wants, and now the world has to deal with an evil fox empowered by a fresh source of mana

[Anonymous No.]

>>39652994

[Anonymous No.]

>>39658089
relevant to paste this from a previous thread
>anon finds a kitsune wife
>has THOUSANDS of children in his now extended lifespan
>turns out he also had trace amounts of kitsune blood from his great great great bard grandfather, meaning his offspring have enough kitsune blood to benefit from a kitsune's life span.
>the cuddlepiles at family reunions are so large that you could stand in em
>the surge of kitsune has served to let the mofukuza take over monster girl japan, and they are slowly creeping their way into other countries as well
>the final kit offspring count when anon and his kitsune wife die is 3954

[Anonymous No.]

>>39658126
I'll get sad if she stays evil and no more sleeping together

[Anonymous No.]

>>39658133
CIA hellhounds glow in the dark.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39658126
she's not getting pancakes until her behavior improves

[Anonymous No.]

>>39652994
Playing Anon-Man: Arkham Cuties today, and made something for a friend

pls no bully I'm not tg fag just having a little fun

[Anonymous No.]

>>39658126
As much as I love "evil" girls, it's kinda hard to keep acting as such when you've got a dozen little puffball children all vying for your attention.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39658089
Be my guest, the lamias are hungry

[Anonymous No.]

>>39658133
hoew much ya wanna bet those girls go yan after the dude they track

[Anonymous No.]

>vore

[Anonymous No.]

>>39658126
you combat evil by keeping evil constantly pregnant
have you tried to do evil pregnant? not easy

[Anonymous No.]

>>39658150
They want to protect so bed they became nightlights

[Anonymous No.]

>>39658161
Hold still anon, juuust a second

[Anonymous No.]

>>39658188
Ignore the retard anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39658188
It's the same person. He posts, samefags, and then moves on to the next shitpost if nobody pays him any attention.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39658169
>ancient evil fox can no longer be evil because there are atleast 20 mini mofus trying to cling to her
>they sometimes climb up her legs like kittens do

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>39658194
Would Bat-Anon eventually get a Werebat sidekick? or is he built for Cat Kingdom pussy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39658169
>not training your daughters to be stronger harder faster better evils
ngmi

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

I post on this board once in a full moon. Surely there are more people who enjoy vore, especially on a board dedicated to a fandom that owes its relevance and derived content to a series known for vore

[Anonymous No.]

>>39658169
>giving her evil monologue to a group of heroes who arrived to stop her
>”And with this power, I will be unstoppable, and I will plunge the land into a new era of darkness and despai- dear, dear, mommy is busy right now, go talk to daddy, okay?”

[Anonymous No.]

>>39657945
>>39658169
At what age does a fox default to closed eyes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39658250
forcing your futures onto your kids is pretty lame.
if the evil doesn't come from the heart what's the point?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39658275
good question, i'd imagine around five tails because the older the foxes gets, the more chill she gets

[Anonymous No.]

>>39658275
Critical mass for the hag stage, at that point they are a god level threat and should be avoided unless you want to be claimed, raped, and married

[Anonymous No.]

>>39658244
Bat-Anon would get a robin harpy sidekick.
>39658266
MGQ is /vg/ material.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39658303
usually backfires hard as the hag fox gets her hips checked for a pounding by me

[Anonymous No.]

>>39658272
>one of her more entrepreneurial daughters is acting as a "mid-dungeon" shopkeeper
Prices are perfectly fair, for the convenience!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39658272
>daddy anon is already under a pile of snuggle fox kids
>evil fox has kids around her asking for snacks or hugs
>even one fox kid decides to give her own evil speech but "no candy for you" isn't as threatening as "sea of fire and pain"
>hero looks on in confusion as he didn't know how to handle this situation
>he certainly doesn't know what to do with the hungry looks his elf and dark mage party members are giving him

[Anonymous No.]

>>39658133
Should I start going naked in front of my webcam just to give the FBI wan something to watch during her shift?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39658333
imma toss the bastard a raging shroom, he'll need and tell him where a local inn is

[Anonymous No.]

>>39658261
these seem to be getting more political.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39658303
>>39658275
closed eyed foxes are wise foxes

[Anonymous No.]

>>39655389
Thank you fren!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39658401
too bad wise means extra perverted

[Anonymous No.]

>>39658428
just what i need to know to get to a new level of lewdness to go against the wurm boss

[Anonymous No.]

>>39658428
so i can tease them with pure love then

[Anonymous No.]

>>39658401
i like when they briefly crack one eye open after a couple hundred years.
but what would cause such a thing to happen?

[Anonymous No.]

a nature documentary but about mgs.

[Anonymous No.]

Anubus

[Anonymous No.]

>>39658453
accidently calling them mommy, confessing to them, pulling their top down and shoving your between their tits, whisper its free fried tofu in their ears

[Anonymous No.]

>>39658328
>Fox daughter in the rebellious teen phase often joins hero parties out of spite
>Her lineage is always somehow a massive, dramatic reveal despite the fact there is only one fox family that has her fur color

[Anonymous No.]

>>39658458
What are harpies? We just don't know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39658477

[Anonymous No.]

>>39658458
imagine one about foxes or even better feral clown bogies

[Anonymous No.]

>>39658477
they are cute, that is what they are

[Anonymous No.]

>>39658453
sometimes something is so stunning that the fox has to make sure magic sight is working properly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39658470
>The world has had enough of your doings, mother, you need to be stopped!
>>By the way, your father wanted me to tell you that he's cooking a roast for tonight
>...

[Anonymous No.]

>>39658458
>1 hour video about jubjubs bathing in a river
i love education

[Anonymous No.]

>>39658458
I'm picturing it as a found-footage style show of documentary crews getting picked off one by one

[Anonymous No.]

>>39655690
Lots of neat and humorous details in there.
Mamono mana making the urge to protect more powerful while also making the husband stronger is nice for men who want to the cool dad.
I'd rather be the weak dad who gets overpowered by his sandworm daughter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39658477
>National Geographic examines the mating habits of the Lamia.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39658469
Please be careful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39658458
>the enigmatic barometz
>what the fuck
>i don't know even
>she cute, though

[Anonymous No.]

>>39658492
why do they wear the hat?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39658458
>>39658487
>"And here we see the common kitsune (Vulpus Stuprum) in their natural habitat, always on the prowl for potential mates"
>"Her ears swivel in reaction to any sound, she can detect the footsteps of human men from hundreds of feet away. Her nose a keen tool, adapted to recognize their aroma"
>"It looks like she's got one, and now the majestic lady fox is on the prowl"
>"She's moving closer to her target, getting bigger and bigger, wait, she's coming this way, lads we need to move, let's ge-"
*noises of yells and branches breaking*

[Anonymous No.]

>>39658559
>Boing
And that's really all you need to know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39658568
to set her apart from regular birb

[Anonymous No.]

>>39658487
feral clussy best clussy!

[Anonymous No.]

Do they actually love you or do they just want sex?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39652994

[Anonymous No.]

>>39658593
It's a reciprocation, if you only want a monster girl to get your dick wet, she will only love you for your dick

[Anonymous No.]

>>39658593
Both, Sex is food to them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39658582
instead of headbutting like rams for dominance do they bounce into each other at high speeds?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39658570
imagine getting picked up and adopted by a feral fox hag just because you went camping near their terrority and looked cold in your tent

[Anonymous No.]

>>39658619
Yep.
This also immediately ends the conflict, as they can end up over a mile away from each other.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39658593
Monster can't feed if there is no love. The more love they feel the more powerful the mana erosion is and the more mana both partners get.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39658629
>walking throught the forest for fun
>hear something in the air
>look up
>fruit gote pussy right to the face

[Anonymous No.]

>>39658087
Monsters with pointy teeth give the best blowjobs.

>>39658261
Articles like this are why I'll never vote for demoflats.
Rebooblicans all the way.

[Anonymous No.]

Please remember to keep a close eye on your baggage. Otherwise pickpocket black harpies might steal things from it or your contact information and then send you nudes.
Sometimes both.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39658652
Wish me luck bros

[Anonymous No.]

>>39658656
i dont use airports, I just use the old mino express, where they grab you and chuck you as far as they can towards the place you wanna go

[Anonymous No.]

>>39658661
look at those pearly wights!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39658458
>In that volcanic region, we can find one of the most aggressive Mamonos of all time, the Hellhound. This ferocious and magnificent beast with fiery red eyes is very hungry. She's searching for a prey who is going to be her mate for life. Like all the Mamonos of the wolf family, she has a very powerful sense of smell and is able to easily find the human men of this area. And it seems she found the lucky prey. Firstly she's going to charge at him like an hungry beast and the-OH SHIT

[Anonymous No.]

>>39658661
I have decided wights are too scary.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39658570
>>39658697
I feel like they'd have to hire on guys specifically to get left behind so the crew can escape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39658458
>in spooky and abadoned places one may find a brightly colored and tall monster
>They are known bogies
>not to be confused with their mild-mannered and soft cousin, the bogey
>They punish naughty little boys that wander into places they shouldn't
>Just like me but Im safe since Im a grown man

[Anonymous No.]

>But unlike most monstrous flora in the Tentacle Forest, these variants of tentacle plants are bigamous. They form a symbiotic partnership with other monsters to attract a mate.
>Of course, this isn't always a voluntary relationship. This one right here has caught a feisty bait, looking to attract a man with a damsel in distress.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39658709
i'm sure you always bring along one or two but it's hard to plan in advance on how many sisters the monster may have

[Anonymous No.]

Oh nice, the annoying bondage faggot is back

[Anonymous No.]

>>39658593
MGE it’s fateful love
MGQ sex first love later

[Anonymous No.]

>>39658703
The scary makes the sex better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39658709
I would volunteer with no pay. My selfless sacrifice will ensure that the story of these wild wan women will be told.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39658744
it was a good run

[Anonymous No.]

>>39658469
>"free fried tofu"
this one got me thinkin...
>buisness is doing a bit bad, might go under in a few months
>know there is a surplus of foxes in the surrounding area
>have a surplus of tofu, your supplier sells it for literally less than dirt
>naturally you come to only one conclusion: try out a promotional free fried tofu friday
>full meals have the price of any fried tofu within them discounted
>let the news of the promotion spread around for a week
>friday morning
>as you are preping inside the restaurant you see a small gathering of foxes, seems to be growing with every minute
>finally open and quickly seat everybody, packed full.
>didnt expect this many foxes so soon.
>as you go throughout the day you notice that the younger foxes are far less tricky than older ones.
>some not even trying any tricks at all, their mouths watering and tails wagging quickly at the free tofu
>some of the older foxes on the other hand try to swindle
>finally getting close to night time, things are starting to die down...
>then once the sun sets the hagsunes start showing up.
>you think that this many ancient foxes in one place might be a bad idea
>fortunately however no ancient grudges were brought up, infact you overhear a few conversations that imply some have been solved over their small talk.
>finally closing time
>you got enough money today to pay off all bills for the next month and a half.
>the next morning you have a well dressed fox at your door. recognize her ears and tail pattern from the previous day, not like you could forget her, she racked up a bill of three hundred dollars over 24 plates... her face is arguably rounder than it was yesterday.
>she says that she is part of the mofukuza and that her master was so impressed with how many ancient kitsune you got in one place that she wants to make sure your restaurant stays afloat.
>apparently the small talk closed seventeen grudges, six of which were close to breaking out into conflict that would be devastating for the region.
>ONE YEAR LATER
>happily married to the head of the mofukuza
>free fried tofu fridays have been a huge hit ever since
>had to hire additional staff to keep up
>overhall happiness rating of the surrounding area has increased as every friday the otherwise tricky and horny foxes become incredibly docile.
>that one fox that ate 24 plates the first time has become a full blown lardass off of your tofu, rest of the mofukuza laughs at her lack of restraint.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39658786
Who are you quoting?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39658748
yeah but she's scary and mean. i want scary and playful

[Anonymous No.]

>>39658792
my brain.
now read, retard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39658792
Kill yourself

[Anonymous No.]

>>39652994

[Anonymous No.]

>>39658786
Good end

[Anonymous No.]

>>39658786
im taking that fat fox
>>39658812
weeb core

[Anonymous No.]

>>39658786
Cozy

[Anonymous No.]

>>39658765
>beeg dog woman prepares to ambush a man she found
>instead of running or screaming, the man looks excited
>he tears off his clothes and runs towards the wild woman while shouting "Keep the cameras rolling! I want them to watch this!"
>*confused wan noises*
your sacrifice will not be in vain anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>39658593
Love and sex is the same thing to mge monsters since they're all succubi.
They'll make you love them to increase the amount they get but the main thing that attracts them is the taste of your essence.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39658812
>hands instead of paws
this wounds me greatly

[Anonymous No.]

>>39658822
Forgot the part where I am covered in peanut butter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39658834
do you want ants? i think that's how you get ants

[Anonymous No.]

>>39658843
I like living in the danger zone anon. The peanut butter will be gone fast enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39655473
automaton apartments are small, some might even say too small, the bedrooms don't even have space for a good 2-person bed; not like that's going to stop me from living with her. cuddling in a smaller bed is better, anyways. and always bumping into one another during cooking is just extra skinship when you really think about it.
i wonder what would be her opinion on me practicing magic in our apartment in attempts to make it bigger on the inside

[Anonymous No.]

Lady Mel Toh Amru thinks you should join her court as a "dancer".

[Anonymous No.]

>>39658834
>wild woman tastes the peanut butter covered anon
>gains an addiction to the tasty treat
>anon has to do everything in his power to convince her to not form a raiding party to sack the grocery store
>anon now has to make round trips to the store for more of his wife's (and soon the village) favorite treat

[Anonymous No.]

>>39658897
imma jester lady, aint no fancy footer

[Anonymous No.]

>>39658897
i'm more of a courtesan

[Anonymous No.]

Crows

[Anonymous No.]

>>39658907
Ohoho, silly human, worrying about footwork in a lamia dance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39658897
Can't dance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39658923
i was to taught how to move all funny like in clown college

[Anonymous No.]

>>39658916
Can I befriend a crow by offering her lunch every day?

[Anonymous No.]

I like them big and soft

[Anonymous No.]

>>39658927
No worries, her servants will take care of everything, you just go with the flow and you will learn quickly. Now come pick your partner. Unless... you want to dance with the queen of the eternal night herself?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39659032
Oh, no. I'm sure the Queen has far better options for herself. No way she'd want a good-for-nothing like myself...

[Anonymous No.]

>>39659032
im going teach how to dance salsa on our feet and in bed

[Anonymous No.]

>>39659009

[Anonymous No.]

>>39658916
They are good moms.

[Anonymous No.]

>Anon mistakenly sends a shortstack doujin along with his essay to his Hakutaku teacher
>The tags are: "vanilla; impregnation; fingers interlocking; lactation"
>The next day his teacher suddenly shrank in height while keeping all her softness
>She keeps giving him lewd looks

[Anonymous No.]

>>39659009
small and soft

[Anonymous No.]

>>39658897
I know this... this is a trap to make me a slave!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39659198
why not both? and bogies are better taller

[Anonymous No.]

>>39659273
>one small bogie to squeeze in your arms
>one big bogie that squeezes you in her arms
both is good

[Anonymous No.]

>>39659302
I can see the appeal in both, but bigger is better imo

[Anonymous No.]

>>39658795
>i want scary and playful
I offer you a Gazer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39659352
She's not scary, she's just mean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39659352
too mean

[Anonymous No.]

>>39658795
see the clown >>39659319

[Anonymous No.]

>>39659009
Do you have the patreon stuff from this guy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39658897
desert night realms seem really interesting

[Anonymous No.]

>>39658897

[Anonymous No.]

>>39659427
what a cool snake

[Anonymous No.]

>>39659427
vulva

[Anonymous No.]

>>39659427
I wanna wake up in MGC nightclub for some reason

[Anonymous No.]

>>39659427
we must rescue the Pharaoh

[Anonymous No.]

>>39659427
Puffy

[Anonymous No.]

what does clussy taste like

[Anonymous No.]

>>39659405
No

[Anonymous No.]

What's happening in the United Desert Kingdoms?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39659427
>>39659474
Hell yeah, Egyptian nighclub

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7Gkh_9hyi8

[Anonymous No.]

>>39659511
blueberry pie

[Anonymous No.]

>>39659511
Balloons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39659511
seltzer spray

[Anonymous No.]

>>39659529
Then throwing a pie to your face is just facesitting?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39659511
Banana

[Anonymous No.]

>>39659517
Deathclaw attacks. Something must have disturbed the nest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39659576
>tfw no deathclaw waifu to keep me safe in the wasteland

[Anonymous No.]

>>39659511
funny

[Anonymous No.]

>>39659593
Need a girl with horns like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39659593
i'm better off with a gaggle of deranged gecko girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>39659517
high paying oil jobs, >>39659517, expensive vanity projects and lots of bored royalty

[Anonymous No.]

>>39659659
>high paying oil jobs
They need to stop labeling oil massage slave jobs as that

[Anonymous No.]

>>39659659
shoot meant >>39659525

[Anonymous No.]

>>39659525
>pharaoh can still god voice you over all the noise

[Anonymous No.]

>>39659517
>they built another laser pyramid

[Anonymous No.]

>>39659671
The real money is in spice harvesting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39659529
no wonder they are so good, also did you know that CDC considers clown fuckers or Coulrophilia as severe mental illness

[Anonymous No.]

>>39659517
Seems like a good place to steal some High class wives

[Anonymous No.]

>>39659694
you can't make he go back into worm territory

[Anonymous No.]

>>39659710
They have a strong cultural stigma against graverobbing so you should be a cradlerobber instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39659714
>>39659694
How big are MGE sandworms compared to Dune ones?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39659755
not for me, dislike lolis and younger girls in general. I like old hags

[Anonymous No.]

>>39659762
Look at that dominance she's imposing over the void.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39659517
Picking sand out of anubi vag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39659830
>electric razor sounds

[Anonymous No.]

>>39659842
>how to spot shit taste

[Anonymous No.]

>>39659762
The ones that attack humans are likely smaller than average because they're younger and haven't found a husband yet. There could still be some mile-long sandworms deep in the desert that just don't need to interact with other people anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39659858
you don't understand anon, I can't stand having thick body hair anywhere, its like a physical need, I pretty much spend all my day within reach of tweezers to passively pluck hairs

[Anonymous No.]

>>39659873
Sea could be a better place for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39659842
>Not liking the southern mofu

[Anonymous No.]

>>39659873
There's the sabbath for people like you or you could live in the sea

[Anonymous No.]

>>39659894
Delicious, post some more

[Anonymous No.]

>>39659904

[Anonymous No.]

>pubes
Fucking disgusting, 2D is supposed to be free of the abominations of 3DPD.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39659922
Ok, mister no fun
>>39659912
Post a bit more

[Anonymous No.]

Remember: Never trust a vulpine

[Anonymous No.]

>>39659922
Why, don´t you want to grab the pubes tightly and ride the pussy like a rodeo bull?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39659947
i do trust them after I promise them a round of fried tofu on me

[Anonymous No.]

>>39659947
she got you a gift though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39659992
what catchphrases does the fox doll say if you squeeze it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39659992
>she carved it herself so you can remember the time you spent recovering after nearly dying of hunger while lost in her forest

[Anonymous No.]

>>39660002
"....."
the ears move a little though

[Anonymous No.]

>>39660005
good times

[Anonymous No.]

>>39660002
It's a voodoo doll.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39659992
What happens if I cum on it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39659992
I'm going to flip its skirt

[Anonymous No.]

Familiars are for fisting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39660019
It'll grow into a full size fox.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39659762
Probably about:
>100 yards in length
>15 feet in diameter
The mouth that you live in:
>20 yards in length
>8 feet in diameter
Assuming a fully mature sandworm.

For a juvenile that just left her parents:
>35 yards in length
>8 feet in diameter
And inside the mouth:
>15 feet in length
>4 feet in diameter
A juvenile sandworm (under 15 years of age) will not have much room for a mate to live inside. A secondary residence may be needed until she grows to maturity. At the very least, her mouth makes a good bed

[Anonymous No.]

don't deny your bonded dragon her purpose anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>39660102
shes a jabberwock dark mage, im the knight a clown knight for my bogie duchess wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>39660102
must be as bad as those nagging valkyries
fate this, birthright that

[Anonymous No.]

Post your best sandworm pics please!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39660102
I keep telling her Dragonia hasn't had a real war in like five hundred years. I don't know what she expects.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39660102
What's her purpose?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39660147
To see those nitro-burnin' funny cars

[Anonymous No.]

>>39660140

[Anonymous No.]

>>39660146
she expects you to follow your duty

[Anonymous No.]

>>39660140

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>39660102
swords are cringe, guns are better lol
how to make dragon seethe

[Anonymous No.]

>>39660183
are dragons well known for using swords?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39660193
dragon knight, swords come to mind

[Anonymous No.]

>>39660161
I wonder if this is how twin/triplet/quadruplet sandworms turn out. Multiple girls inside three mouth

[Anonymous No.]

>>39660183
Give the Dragon a couple of miniguns, she´ll handle them as you would handle dual wielded uzis, load her with incendiaries for when her natural breath is recharging She´ll be a happy knight, and you´ll have your very own A-10 Warthog.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39660216
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kBEs4aIj8Lk

[Anonymous No.]

>>39660174
NOPE

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>39657606
Clearly we need more Sumerian girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39660216
im just imagining her all decked in some type of futurist set of armor while the all the other dragons look on in envy

[Anonymous No.]

>>39660102
How could I?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39660183
>spoiler
nah lol, you go full war mage, complete with long range WMD AOE, buffs for your dragon and a quick patch-up spell or two
watch her seethe as she has to carry some nerd on her back, then seethe harder when said nerd doesnt leave her with anything to do

[Anonymous No.]

>>39660294
plus gun, she just my taxi

[Anonymous No.]

dragon clown who uses guns

[Anonymous No.]

Tell me about the black harpies, anons. What are they like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39660418
very nice and romantic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39660418
Extremely family oriented.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm a strong independent man who needs no monstergirl!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

UHOOOOO

[Anonymous No.]

>>39660481
I want to grapple her in a full body hug and watch her turn into a melting, blubbery mess.

[Anonymous No.]

Skidoound skamoumd your wife a clown now

[Anonymous No.]

>>39660473
I never took them to be the romantic type.

>>39660477
I'll make a very big family with some

[Anonymous No.]

>>39660497
Now she likes jumping through fire rings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39660418
they're crafty and engage in teamwork.
if one lures you out into the open it's so that her sisters can swoop in from behind and relocate you to the love nest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39660538
whats her stage name?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39660547
I wonder what it's like to get preyed upon by a black harpy trio

[Anonymous No.]

tom

[Anonymous No.]

>>39660216
X-O2s Strike Wyvern now has a completely new meaning

[Anonymous No.]

>>39660631
meh

[Anonymous No.]

y bogie so mean?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39660596
tom?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39660588
She just got turned by that sorcerer Anon's spell, she needs time to come up with one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39660702
I got one, the great gajinie

[Anonymous No.]

>>39660668
What happens if I ask a bogie for milk?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39660757
you'll get some milk alright! every morning when you wake up and every night before you go to bed

[Anonymous No.]

>>39660779
But how does she get the milk?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39660757
she gives you milk

[Anonymous No.]

>>39660757
she sprays milk in your face

[Anonymous No.]

>>39660757
Forceful breastfeeding

[Anonymous No.]

>>39660757
Nursing handjobs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39660784
she got a cow hidden somewhere

[Anonymous No.]

>>39660818
coercion is delightful. incidentally automata know what's best for you

[Anonymous No.]

>>39660672
TOM

[Anonymous No.]

>>39660784
she goes to the local grocery store.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39660868
what is the deal with this girl! as in whats her back story and personality like!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39652994

[Anonymous No.]

Da booba

[Anonymous No.]

>>39660948
doll milk

[Anonymous No.]

>>39660926
>back story
aching.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39660968
she a robutt, she can handle it unlike those weak meatbags

[Anonymous No.]

>>39660926
robotitties

[Anonymous No.]

I want to join the MGC police department. What's the police academy like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39660882
My name isn't Tom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39660986
you gonna be a mascot

[Anonymous No.]

>>39660987
It is if a kot chooses you as her Tom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39661014
If only we were so lucky

[Anonymous No.]

>>39660983
are better than organic titties

[Anonymous No.]

>>39661023
Rope yourself furfag

[Anonymous No.]

>>39660988
if you have a babyface they can use you for sting operations on unscrupulous predatory hags.
the hagbuster

[Anonymous No.]

>>39661056
Im just imagine to catch a predator with hags and I think I would end up sleeping with one

[Anonymous No.]

>39661023
silly anon, there is a difference between stapling monster parts onto someone and reshaping a cat like playdough.
and you better learn it before the hitmen arrive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39661023
i'd do her, if she kept it a secret

[Anonymous No.]

>39661023
Mods barely do anything, but at the very least one of the few posts they touched from last thread's shitposting spree was a furnigger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39661023
Looks soft enough

[Anonymous No.]

fuck this faggot, and lets talk about ghosts

[Anonymous No.]

>>39661046
Consider this: is he really a furfag for wanting to see her true form?

[Anonymous No.]

ghost titty

[Anonymous No.]

>>39661215
Ghost booty is underappreciated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39661046
you'd fuck her

[Anonymous No.]

>>39661241
ghost booty is underrated

[Anonymous No.]

>>39661215
I like fancy ghosts

[Anonymous No.]

>>39661252
i sure do love fancy and haugthy ghosts

[Anonymous No.]

Did someone say... sexy ghosts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39661259
She fills out her outfit quite nicely

[Anonymous No.]

>>39661322
that she does

[Anonymous No.]

>>39661340
im going to seal her clitoris so she cant touch it

[Anonymous No.]

(You) get your ass groped by a ghost. What do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39661340
make sure to not touch any strange stones

[Anonymous No.]

>>39661352
say a prayer to make her start lactating

[Anonymous No.]

>>39661241

[Anonymous No.]

>>39661340
A cute, sealed ghost, ripe for the groping.
Ghosts are quiet soft I hear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39661352
Stick my hand through her stomach and into her uterus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39661352
I let her do whatever she wants next.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39661352

[Anonymous No.]

>>39661352
start playing Panzerlied

[Anonymous No.]

>>39661352
what did the hand say to the ass?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39661381
I wonder if you could do fun things with ghosts such as making parts of her immaterial while others stay material.

Such as directly massaging her ovaries to induce pregnancy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39661421
that would be weird but kinda fun, just imagine you can squeeze 'em at random to mess with her

[Anonymous No.]

>>39661444
Gentle squeezing. Don't want to hurt her sensitive bits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39661453
obviously, just a little squeeze out of the blue, Im not cruel

[Anonymous No.]

>>39661352
Put on Super Ghostbusters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39661421
>>39661444
I've only ever seen one picture like this but it was ovarybusting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39661239
>"I need the biggest titty monster you have...no that's too big"

[Anonymous No.]

>>39661480
eveyday im this close to wanting a flayer to delete my system 32

[Anonymous No.]

>>39661239
Gonna milk those ectoplasm sacks

[Anonymous No.]

>>39661505
It was squeezing her ovaries until they popped. I'd like some gentler and nicer ovary massaging like what was talked about instead of exploding them desu

[Anonymous No.]

>>39661352
Cell phone calls kill ghosts

[Anonymous No.]

>>39661511
now that would be the stuff, also i would a ghost nun wife, she could be spooky and holy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39661510
lets see if she doesnt milk you first

[Anonymous No.]

>>39661563
A mutual molest off?
Challenge accepted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39661352
Call ghost busters

[Anonymous No.]

you know I don't even know how I got here

[Anonymous No.]

>>39661741
Maybe you should kill yourself then and save us having to interact with you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39661751
grumpy

[Anonymous No.]

need me a kiki to make me look this small

[Anonymous No.]

>>39661741
Do you enjoy monstrous yet loving women?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39661854
he most likely doesnt, he is that shitposter most likely

[Anonymous No.]

Evil fox is en route to your location
You cannot run

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>39652994

[Anonymous No.]

>>39661889
post mobfaced monsters!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>39661968

[Anonymous No.]

so about those tengus....

[Anonymous No.]

>>39661968
this image makes me depressed

[Anonymous No.]

>>39661981
Aya must be getting desperate

[Anonymous No.]

>>39661968
>>39661975
Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

crossover ideas?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39661990
MGExMGE

[Anonymous No.]

>>39661987
for what, that is the question

[Anonymous No.]

>>39661968
>>39661975
I, too, would never go vegan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39661990
kogasa goes to bogie for tips

[Anonymous No.]

>>39662014
She said it was an interview.
She left out the part where it was a marriage interview.
And that she drugged the water.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39662019
thats a serious hnngh /10
>>39661990
>>39661990
aya and hatate teach their new rata employee the ropes around reimu shrines

[Anonymous No.]

>>39659694

[Anonymous No.]

>>39662043
and here i thought the greenworm would be bedouin nomads who can communicate wormspeak from the sandworm and provide safe passage through the desert wastes (for a price)

[Anonymous No.]

>>39662022
well i only drink milk so im safe, now time to get that old bird outta here, so i can play with a hellcat

[Anonymous No.]

>>39661990
Earth and MGE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39661990
thing I likexmge

[Anonymous No.]

I want loli clown.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39661990
MGE/Hightech/Medieval Mixed world of 80's Synthetic Cyberpunk shit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rDQGieROK_w

[Anonymous No.]

>>39662103
ok
>>39661990
miami, florida x mge

[Anonymous No.]

>>39662122
not loli

[Anonymous No.]

>>39662125
no titty, is short. in short, loli

[Anonymous No.]

>>39661352
bite rude ghost hand

[Anonymous No.]

>>39662139
My fren, you flunked monsterology it seems

[Anonymous No.]

>>39662144
demonsilver braces might do it

[Anonymous No.]

>>39662144
distracted by the teachers ass

[Anonymous No.]

>>39662122
>miami, florida x mge
that reminds me of that image that's a sign that tells the reader to not feed or fuck the alligators with an image of an alligator girl at the bottom

[Anonymous No.]

>>39662145
So you wanna look like even more of a dork?

[Anonymous No.]

>Anon is able to buy an old, abandoned mansion at a cheap price
>Moves his stuff in one day
>Place needs some work, but nothing a little TLC can't fix
>Nighttime rolls around
>Turns off all the lights
>Makes his way down the long hallway to his bedroom
>Closes the door and gets ready for bed
>Hears what sounds like laughter down the hallway in on the other side of the mansion
>Goes to investigate
>Passes a couple rooms and hears a giggle
>Checks in every room and nothing is out of place
>"Yep, I'm definitely losing my mind.
>Goes back to his bedroom
>Everything still normal, not a spec of dust has moved
>"Must be from the lack of sleep"
>Turns around to close the door
>Turns back around to go to the bed
>BAAAAAAM
>Anon gets clussied
Turns out she's been haunting the mansion long enough for the right man to move in.
Which has roughly been a couple hundred years.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39662146
Who can blame him

[Anonymous No.]

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, be sure to beware the raptor variants of the harpies.
They're bigger, stronger, and more aggressive than the normal versions.
And I doubt you're prepared for a harpy with abs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39662155
Imagine how thicc that clown must be, also imagine the cute clown kids running around

[Anonymous No.]

>>39662155
https://twitter.com/L_buffer/status/1509441191351558146?s=20&t=MnHkkA_nCGdqvT_CNKI4Ow
i thought clowns were more of an infestation than a haunting
honk honk

[Anonymous No.]

>>39662063
Why is that cat so fat?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39662168
Normal clowns. Yes, an infestation.
Bogies however. They haunt the homes. And then, when you least expect it, when the time is just right, they pop out at you to get you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39662193
She eats her wheaties

[Anonymous No.]

do hellhounds have an anglo accent because of how they derive from british folklore?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39662215
You made me think of a posh ojou hellhound

[Anonymous No.]

>>39662221
imagine

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>39662205
And they also follow if you are naughty as well

[Anonymous No.]

childhood friend bogies
energetic tomboyish bogies
haughty elf bogies
hag bogies
yandere bogies
wight bogies
wonderland bogies
bogies

[Anonymous No.]

>>39662271
Elf and hag go hand in hand, also forgot dragon bogies

[Anonymous No.]

>>39662221
>Drill hair
>Soft all over
>Calls you Love
>OHOHO laugh
>Extra rapey in bed to make up for her prim and conservative public persona

[Anonymous No.]

>>39662278
that opens up dragon zombie bogie and jabberwock bogie

[Anonymous No.]

>>39662215
Pahjeet hellwan

[Anonymous No.]

>>39662355
wurm bogie

[Anonymous No.]

What kind of music would each sabbath branch play at their black masses?

[Anonymous No.]

AHEM.
skeleton lamia. Could this work?

[Anonymous No.]

If you like wet dreams, get ready for wet nightmares!
In the demon realms, to minimize bad times and stress, all nightmares that men have will involve something lewd!
You have the skynet automaton rape-droid takeover nightmare
the zombie invasion gang-rape nightmare
the bogey in your closet coming to get you nightmare
the scary clown bogie chasing you around the neighborhood nightmare
the wild hellhound rape-attack at the picnic nightmare
the ghost coming out of your tv and sucking your dick nightmare
and the classic wearing your underwear in front of runya's class nightmare!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39662215
>norf hellwan hooligan firms fighting each other over footie matches

[Anonymous No.]

>>39662540
skeleton dragon sounds cooler but skeleton lamia is aight too

[Anonymous No.]

>>39662545
How about mushroom nightmares

[Anonymous No.]

Would you let your daughteru on the magic computer even after she installs one of those desktop strippers on it

[Anonymous No.]

>>39662552
skelly wurm whose just as jolly and helpful as when she alive
>>39662545
i have a feeling imight have a night of being smothered by jabber

[Anonymous No.]

>>39662587
and her name is Shelly

[Anonymous No.]

>>39662545
i thought this was going to involve more awkward purple, scythe-wielding horses

[Anonymous No.]

is it possible to successfully trick a monster into thinking your taken?

[Anonymous No.]

been away from the threads for a bit, kc drop any fun lore tweets?

Anything about Bogeys or Bunyips in particular?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39662762
in a vague sense there's examples of using aquatic mamano mana on shipping vessels to discourage poseidons gang from sinking it.
better option is a mana marker

[Anonymous No.]

>>39662545
If I'm single and have a wet nightmare, will the events of the nightmare happen in the future?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39662762
>I'm taken, I swear!
>I can smell the virginity on you
>It's a cologne she likes, honest!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39662906
>It's a cologne she likes, honest!
sounds like a bicorn product

[Anonymous No.]

>>39662953
unicorn product you mean, bicorns are into harems and taken guys

[Anonymous No.]

Hey check it out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8MtnpPOXc98

[Anonymous No.]

Oni are for ___

[Anonymous No.]

>>39658458
>Many Satyros are members of the Cult of Dionysus.
>A secret society, for the wild and free.
>Their ideology is that you can do what you want, too much is never enough.
>They are the life, they are the light, they are the envy of the gods above.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39663399
Breeding.
>>39663416
As are goats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39658458
I'm sure someone has the Steve Irwin stuff saved.

[Anonymous No.]

what's your favorite harpy anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39663476
Shoebill
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDMHHw8JqLE

[Anonymous No.]

>>39662787
>there's examples of using aquatic mamano mana on shipping vessels to discourage poseidons gang from sinking it
>now you have nereids, mermaids, sirens, scylla and others swimming alongside the ship, singing at the sailors and trying to get them to jump overboard

[Anonymous No.]

>>39663487
That's pretty spooky

[Anonymous No.]

>>39663487
that's not a harpy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39663503
..but this is! (but i really need to redesign her.)

[Anonymous No.]

>>39663500
As long as you show proper respect and manners you'll be fine.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lfUX5dfr3MU

[Anonymous No.]

>>39661352
harder mommy

[Anonymous No.]

>>39663529
Aww, that's cute.

[Anonymous No.]

What is the mg stance on martial arts? Id like to think the brazilian salamander for example would be fluent in capoeira

[Anonymous No.]

>Has tail
>Is fluffy
BEHOLD, A FOX

[Anonymous No.]

>>39663584
Kakuen are all about martial arts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39663612
Diogenes pls

[Anonymous No.]

>>39663511
thoughts on the redesign? i tried giving her a more tired of your shit look.

[Anonymous No.]

Serious question.
MGs for a shortstack and drill hair feel? Which girl would fit into these tags?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39663667
This one has more personality.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39663676
man, i'm getting better at these stupid harpy doodles. even my wings are better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39663668
any ojou or royalty that's not from zipangu, and maybe some of those as well. I know there's a vampire fanart that fits the bill

[Anonymous No.]

>>39661248
Is it safe to fuck a ghost's breasts when her massive bottom is stuck in your TV?
I wouldn't want her to enact revenge afterwards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39663668
A Creeping Coin from the Nav-verse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39663080
Tritonia are among the prettiest monsters. Such beautiful colors.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39663808
what the hell is the Nav-verse?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39663834
A world where all the Monsters are shortstacks or pears.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39663584
Depends in what context.
Combat monster girls like salamanders? Love it, showing a perfection of your own body that can even surpass an enemy with a weapon is super hot to them.
Everyone else? Just means your a strong and hot husband material, top tier stuff for them. Granted, every man is top tier to them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39663841
>shortstacks

technically my wife is a shortstack, so nothing really changes i guess.

i do love Nav's art though, one of these days i'll comm him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39663871
I believe that most anons who post about shortstacks wouldn't want their wife to be one.
Kudos to you for truly loving the peak female form.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39653136
>>39653213
>>39653343

you wouldn't fug a bug, would you?

especially not a milfy bug with giant soft boobers and a motherly disposition, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39661990
MGE x Nethack

[Anonymous No.]

>>39664023
yeah but my wife is that by default, harpies usually aren't the tallest. but 4'8 is the perfect height for her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39663612
Tail itself has to be fluffy, so it's not a fox. THIS is a fox!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39664158
I see you've played manti-nuki before

[Anonymous No.]

Tell me about the demons, anon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39664228
Demons can't lie but they can bend the truth. When she says she's 18, always ask if she means years or centuries.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39664269
I feel like any demon under the age of 100 is still a loli by demon standards

[Anonymous No.]

>>39664297
Loli is a body type.

[Anonymous No.]

Every single poster in this thread weighs more than 200 lbs and probably a faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39664326
Yes to the former. No to the latter

[Anonymous No.]

>>39664326
wrong on both accounts

[Anonymous No.]

>>39664326
I'll have you know I just recently weighed myself and I'm 150.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39664326
I fucking wish.
I'm so much of a skeleton that monsters probably wouldn't want to hug me for fear of getting stabbed by pointy bones.
Which is a damn shame since i am kind of a cuddle slut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39664326
How much is a pound in Wurm years?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39664335
I got the impression people on /jp/ are more likely to be underweight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39664382
Oh I was just speaking about myself

[Anonymous No.]

I wish I had a gorgeous motherly and overweight oni to go on a weight loss journey with.

[Anonymous No.]

Apsara mating rituals are very energetic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PsRka-zMTqo

[Anonymous No.]

>>39664403
Excuse me she has a perfect body.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39664435
She'd look even better with visible abs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39664441
She'd look way better with octuplets.

[Anonymous No.]

loli apsara are too powerful

[Anonymous No.]

>>39664420
Didn't know apsaras were related to Indian mythology.
Wish I could enjoy an apsara's dance without it being considered sexual advance.

>>39664466
They're still young and will mess up a few dance moves. You better be ready to console her when she cries about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39664466
Wish there were more monsters with harem/arabian clothes

[Anonymous No.]

>>39664569
Personally, I wish Gandharva got more attention.

[Anonymous No.]

How do I make cheshire-chan stop laughing at my dick size

[Anonymous No.]

>>39664630
Deepthroat her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39664630
Massive creampie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39664630
>She laughs because you think it's going to fit

[Anonymous No.]

>>39664671
>Virgin cheshire has a small pussy
>Even the fun-sized dildo she bought didn't fit
She's going to learn the joys of stretching.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39664671
>Anon thinks Cheshire is making fun of him
>it's really a nervous laughter

[Anonymous No.]

>>39664630
She's laughing in virgin, shes insecure about her first time

[Anonymous No.]

>>39664740
>"Ha ha ha! You're not really gonna put *that* in are you?"
>"I mean, he he, just really?"
>"J-just, HA HA, just look at it!"
>Oh dear demon lord he's gonna destroy my my pussy if he fucks me

[Anonymous No.]

Pussy destroyer can have multiple meanings

[Anonymous No.]

>>39664441
Strongfat is peak oni performance.

[Anonymous No.]

>Anon minding his own buisness drinking a coffee in living room
>Kunoichi daugher sneaks past, to get to the kitchen
>uses everything she's trained in to make sure her father doesn't notice
>even using that trick her mother taught her with her blade tail to swing without making noise
>She reaches her target: the allmighty cookie jar
>only to be shocked when she find it empty.
>"Your mother took the last one" she hears from the living room.
>having been both noticed and her goal out of reach anyway, all the young ninja girl can do is let out a "awww" while sadly going back to her room
>She doesn't see her mother drop from the seeling, happly munching on the cookie and holding another packet

[Anonymous No.]

>take shota potion
>walk up to an old desperate harpy hag
>innocently ask her if she's an angel because she has wings
>feel up her wings
>walk away

[Anonymous No.]

kunoichis probably have the easiest time being childhood friends without the guy knowing they are a monster

[Anonymous No.]

>>39664814
>Anon is nicknamed the pussy destroyer
>Not because he demolishes vaginas but because he puts smug cats in their place

[Anonymous No.]

>>39664948
My cookie jar is Wurmproof.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39664716
>>39664740
>>39664772

>can barely fit a finger in
>goes from turbosmug to clingy mess
>holds onto you for dear life
>have to be extremely gentle too
>intense purring, slurred speech, glassy eyes

[Anonymous No.]

>>39665139
time to shove a fist in

[Anonymous No.]

>>39665147
good, fuck monsters

[Anonymous No.]

>>39664326
Mmm, thicc Alps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39665177
>fuck monsters
That's the plan, no?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39664326
damn your projecting hard, faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>39664368
you just made a lot monsters who want a cute hubby like you very horny

[Anonymous No.]

>>39664326
I want to have hot passionate mating marriage sex with a FAT Alp who browses these threads once the portals open

[Anonymous No.]

>>39664326
Wrong I'm /fit/

[Anonymous No.]

>>39665220
>Annoying anon keeps posting offtopic images and overall gay posts
>One thing leads to another and (You) end up meeting that anon to teach him a lesson
>Turns out she's a chubby Alp whose only form of socializing is shitposting online
>She wants you to reenact her favorite doujin where a P.E teacher absolutely wrecks a bratty tomboy

[Anonymous No.]

>>39664420
>>39664466
I always forget they have ear fins, like Sahus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39664326
I'm 105 lbs on a full stomach...
I'm slowly dying day by day.
Somebody help me...

[Anonymous No.]

holy shit, how many skellies are there here?

[Anonymous No.]

Still waiting for that MGExEarth crossover

[Anonymous No.]

>>39665353
well im short, mass increases cubic-ly with height

[Anonymous No.]

>>39665353
There's one inside all of us. Even you.
YEE-HAW

[Anonymous No.]

>>39665408
oh so most are just manlets got it
>>39665411
what should I do? I dont want her to suffocate.Im going to my local lich immediately!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39665271
This is why alp anons are perfect.
They know everything you like.

[Anonymous No.]

your waifu smell bad lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>39665463
>alp anons
There's only one Alpanon and he's been dead for years

[Anonymous No.]

>>39665353
I may be a fat bastard but I can still clean and press 170lbs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39665397
What if the crossover battle is done with sports rather than war?
I don't think Lilim-san can win a basketball duel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39665524
I volunteer to wrestle the kraken.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39663080
!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39665515
lovely, but.....who asked? also lose more fucking weight, piggy. I dont consider you human until you do

[Anonymous No.]

>>39665504
You can bet there is at least a dozen slutty anons in here who would love to shove their face right in an old hag monster's unshaven crotch after she had a long day of work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39664326
i had to.
im so, so, sorry.
>"-and when im done, every single anon here will be an obese out of breath alp!"
>"you're insane! depraved! sick!"
>"damn right im sick. sick for extra thicc alps!"
>"w-well here's a hole in your plan: femanons"
>"femanons? here? HAH! in any case, they can easily be converted to regular lesser succubi"
>"oh shit. well uh... FAGGOT! yeah. you're a faggot."
>"its gender bending, anon. not a single hint of male will be left in them. imagine a world, a world with large alps as far as the eye can see, each one fatter than the last, the smallest being forced into a wide waddle and the biggest barely able to move her arms. every single alp having one thing on their mind: food. thous- no. millions of miles of land will need to be converted to farms and even further enriched through magic. it'll be heaven, anon"
>"heaven huh, why dont you back it up with a source?"
>"my source is that i made it the fuck up. NOW GET OVER HERE!"
>"oh fu-"

[Anonymous No.]

>>39664326
>weighs more than 200 lbs
I did but I lost close to a 90 lbs over the past 4 years. Thinking of my waifu non ironically did help motivated me to get healthier.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>39665586
You wouldn't?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39665586
Yeah and I’m one of them, what I wouldn’t give to get raped and forced to eat some fat old hags smelly pussy

[Anonymous No.]

>>39665615
Hell no!
I'd never touch a hag, and am thankful for my youthful waifu that is around my age.

And as for my face and her nether regions, the closest I will get without coercion is using her cheeks as a pillow. I am not a man that provides service free of charge.

[Anonymous No.]

>alpfaggots
>smell and body hair filth fetishists
Fuck off scum

[Anonymous No.]

>>39665706
could be worse. the vorefag could be here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39665607
Red devils must have a lot pressure to get /fit/
They know men want them to look big and scary like an incarnation of evil

[Anonymous No.]

>>39665706
First one I agree, second one I started just a joke

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>39665884

[Anonymous No.]

>>39665884
I can't tell if cuddling with a dullahan's head is cute or creepy, maybe both.

[Anonymous No.]

I desire a short and flat Wight wife and a tall, voluptuous Wight daughter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39665892
i wanna talk her out of doing this

[Anonymous No.]

>>39665924
>Petite mom with big daughter
Best form of okayodon. This is why you should feed your daughter some mino milk from a young age.

[Anonymous No.]

Learn to love the Matango

[Anonymous No.]

>>39665721
He's not been around for quite a while, has he?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39666039
no thank you

[Anonymous No.]

>>39665909
Cute when her body spoons you.
>>39665924
>see two kitsune at a park
>tall, mature-looking fox with a large chest holding hands with a small, flatty fox
>the small fox has nine tails
>the big one has one tail and is eating a lollipop

[Anonymous No.]

>>39666048
yesterday. scroll up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39666039
I believe this is Queen of Hearts' greatest achievement.

[Anonymous No.]

>manticore jokes about you getting her tail pregnant
is it a joke, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39666077
gimme a 9 tailed fox thats a hag and not a loli larping as one either

[Anonymous No.]

>have dullahan wife
>decide to go on a tropical vacation
>have a lot of fun, see the sights, all that stuff
>time to get on the plane and go home
>through a series of wacky hijinks that would make perfect sense if explained in full, you get home with your wife's head
>and only her head
>they loaded her body on a plane bound for zipangu
>they say they're very sorry but your wife will have to wait a week or two to get her body back
>in the meantime, you have to live with a bodiless and very frustrated dullahan
>have to do everything for her
>hold her head and wash her hair in the shower
>hand-feed her
>even brush her teeth for her
>you end up bonding and growing a bit closer for it, though
>you also develop an obsession with oral sex since, y'know
>not many other options in that department
> you tried to convince her to let you stick it in the 'neck hole' but she wasn't a fan of that

[Anonymous No.]

I didn't know that I liked petplay but the hellhound witch from the monstergirl dreams update showed me otherwise. The thighjobs helped.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39666191
go look for sealed foxes

[Anonymous No.]

>>39666238
just be careful with this one.
sealed foxes are sealed for a reason.
gunna have to find some way to pacify her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39666238
so start smacking rocks with seals? Got it also I'll be raiding any fox village where i can smell the sweet and alurring scent of an unmarried fox hag

[Anonymous No.]

>>39666250
unseal first, ask questions later

[Anonymous No.]

>get taken away by a demon one day because your father promised her his firstborn as a payment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39658786
damn, now i want some tofu

[Anonymous No.]

>>39666311
still, it would be best to have some options of pacification ready.
i recommend having a large supply of fried tofu ready, keep her happy and full on that until she births her first litter of children. after that just keep the baby factory goin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39666039
I am curious to see how KC is going to handle the Matango in the rpg.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39666250
>Pacifying the evil fox
>Not having sex with her atop the burning rubble of the kingdom that imprisoned her

[Anonymous No.]

>>39666409
i left them a dark matter with the power of the fat man in demonic power, no one is going to be a normal anymore

[Anonymous No.]

>>39666312
Demons are kind enough to wait until the son is at least 6 years old before taking him in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39666312
That's the way she goes, nothing you can do about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39652994

[Anonymous No.]

>>39666435
im going to cry

[Anonymous No.]

>>39660102
i'm a machinegunner a sword user would get in my way far more than actually help me
i'm not denying her purpose but her purpose is fucking useless

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>39666495
damn, i can feel teh sting from those words

[Anonymous No.]

>>39666460
A proper Demon would prepare the greatest day ever for the firstborn son they claim, all culminating to him signing the contract.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39666374
He already toned her down significantly between the book profiles and various tweets.
>Can now unroot herself from the ground and either attach herself to her husband or briefly walk around
>Can stop spreading spores if asked, provided there's a good reason for it
>Becoming a mushroom man is now barely different from other methods of incubization, only notable change being a few mushrooms growing on you
Next would be for KC to give her something interesting besides the spores now that we have Myconid and Hatter for the soft mushshroom body.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39666574
>He already toned her down significantly between the book profiles and various tweets.
LAME

[Anonymous No.]

>>39666579
Early setting translation issue, of course.
But no a lot of girls got the homogenization treatment. Only chaos monsters now really change the man and that's voluntary.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39666574
Sounds interesting. She also got a good redesign. I'm looking forward to it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39666602
>voluntary
but thats not my fetish

[Anonymous No.]

>>39666761
As much fun as it would be at first, being a dickspider has the problem of making it hard to fit inside buildings or play video games.
>enter into a cave
>find giant spider anon
>he asks you to order pizza for him because his tentacle penises can't use the phone and his wife is too horny all the time to use it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39666852
look if women can have rape fetishes why cant i have this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39666875
It would be fun to be the boss monster of my own dungeon. I cannot deny it.

[Anonymous No.]

i am going to be a clown knight that will speak in honks and i will honk whenever the boss monoluges to reset her speech

[Anonymous No.]

Happy birthday, KC-sensei!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39666967
its his birthday?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39666981
Was yesterday.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39667035
thanks

[Anonymous No.]

>>39666967
Here's to many more years to come!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39666875
You always get the power to change. It's part of being an chaos incubus but you could always change back and it's always been the power of the guy to change whenever he wants. It's never been any different. He has said before "real' form is meaning less as you can change between then in an instant and at will.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39666967
>birthday
I remember that one mgu incident

[Anonymous No.]

>>39666967
https://twitter.com/O_chuckmge/status/1520906632926208000

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

im a simple man, all I want is an adoptive momster

[Anonymous No.]

>>39667117
Wow

[Anonymous No.]

>>39652994

[Anonymous No.]

>>39667276
>lamia
>kicking

[Anonymous No.]

>>39667117

Based black men

[Anonymous No.]

>>39667288
>implying it's not an incubus son

[Anonymous No.]

>>39667296
>egg boy

[Anonymous No.]

>>39666312
>technically you're the seventhborn but it was force majeure that the first six were all daughters
>you cannot imagine how frustrated she is

[Anonymous No.]

>>39667296
how the fuck is he gonna get out?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39667321
Punch his way out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39667397
>and so began the life of mr. snake eyes, the greatest boxer to ever live

[Anonymous No.]

>>39667117
>kc is becoming popular enough to warrant stunts like this
im getting kinda scared ngl

[Anonymous No.]

>>39667549
Eh, I highly doubt it. Looks like one of those Fiverr "pay x$ and we will do whatever you want on video" kind of deals

[Anonymous No.]

>>39658599
the answer is, once again, "why not both?"
sit in the lap of the tall girl while she strokes your hair or rests her boobs on your head, and have the short girl sit in your lap while you stroke her tits and rest your dick inside her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39667626
The printed page and japanese tweet give it away

[Anonymous No.]

remember to mess with your local nerd and tease them

[Anonymous No.]

>>39667311
>mammel boys bully egg boys because they were hatched
>meanwhile slime cellular-division boys stand by quietly

[Anonymous No.]

>>39667276
Why is she purple? Wasn't she an albino?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39667117
Unironically based.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39667745
What about alraune's boys who grew from the earth?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39667822
now thats gonna be real weird, also made me think of how would a nightgaunt's son is gonna come out, a piece of latex goo?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39667837
Where do people get you turn into goo? You transform into a bat creature that secretes and controls slime like they do.
>Given the description of a rubbery skin, the first detail that solidified was to have the Night Gaunt wearing a full body rubber suit - at least in appearance. Given that the male would have a grotesque form that joined with the female to create the final form of the creature - as is typical of the Cthulhu Mythos - at first I had considered having the male become the rubber suit. However, given the "tickling" attack I decided to instead have the Night Gaunt appear to tickle it's victims, when in fact it was coating them in a fluid which would reshape their body. Given that the male would become a Night Gaunt himself, I decided that he should change to have the same abilities as the female.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39667865
just remembering it wrong. but man, its gonna be weird when monsters can give birth to boys

[Anonymous No.]

so.... i want to tp the local single vamps house? got any tips on how not to get caught

[Anonymous No.]

>>39667875
It's not like you only have one form. Nothing says they aren't born in a human form and gain control over their powers later as they age.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39667935
Just do it during the day when she's asleep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39667950
>>39667950
but i wanna risk it at night

[Anonymous No.]

>>39667935
bring ball gags for the biters

[Anonymous No.]

>>39667988
im just trying to tp not get pp wet

[Anonymous No.]

>A-ahem.
>RULES OF NATUUUUUREEEEE!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39667999
learn magic and mummify her with it
protip: don't stare at her form lest you be tempted by her curves

[Anonymous No.]

>>39668011
Is overrated, give me hot wind blowing any day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39668011
>Nyanomachines, son

[Anonymous No.]

>>39668011
why is this anubis slacking off?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39667875
I just assume that they're born the normal way. Which makes me think of how cute it is to imagine how nervous one of those monsters like a slime would get at having a normal (by human standards) pregnancy

[Anonymous No.]

>>39667875
>>39667865
Shog turns her lover into slime

[Anonymous No.]

>>39668011
sooooo i can stop working, miss anubis?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39668067
I'm pretty sure he once mentioned that the slime merging that a Shog experiences with her husband also works with other slimes and you could have a harem of slimes where it works between the harem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39668076
>No
>AND THEY RUN WHEN THEY SUN COMES UP
>WITH THEIR LIVES ON THE LINE

[Anonymous No.]

>>39668103
fuck it, im quitting and going to the grape sneks to suck on some grape titty

[Anonymous No.]

>>39668117
>Go to grape snakes.
>She's wrapped around a light post singing while her crew digs up a water pipe.
>"I've finally found what I WAAAAAS LOOOKING FOOOOR"

[Anonymous No.]

>>39668098
He did. Marry a Shoggoth and you'll wind up with nearby slimes looking to join in on the merging once they find out.

[Anonymous No.]

SHUT UP AND GET BACK TO WORK!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39668127
AHHHH, imma just enter the local police station while stealing the donuts from the fridge and blasting
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9o4LKzaMaOo&list=RD9o4LKzaMaOo&index=1
To show them real music! None of the fotm bullshit

[Anonymous No.]

>>39668103
>>39668127
imma unionizing against this atrocity to my ears

[Anonymous No.]

>>39668177
>>39668164
Truly you lack taste in waifus and music.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39668103
>>39668127
>And you run, and you run to catch up with the sun but it's sinking

[Anonymous No.]

>>39668127
>drive past a wurm at 50mph
>throw a beer bottle at her
>accelerate to 90mph
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZwUJbMTIljw

[Anonymous No.]

>>39668191
i could show you good music like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=peuTnilEv9g&list=RD9o4LKzaMaOo&index=2 but at alas, you cant educate savage animals

[Anonymous No.]

MGC, truly it is a magical place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39668222
id be a trouble maker to give the cops something to do

[Anonymous No.]

>>39668164
>Hotshit Zoomerami
>real music

[Anonymous No.]

>>39668222
The hills are alive with the sound of music~

[Anonymous No.]

>>39668234
then post some taste then?
>>39668207
thanks for showing me new music

[Anonymous No.]

>>39668231
Would you say you are... always just one step ahead?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39668247
>Kiki knows a bunch of older music she's better at singing with her birdsong.
>When Anon asks her to do modern/video game music she has to look it up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39668247
made me think of a kiki with two uzis twirling and shooting

[Anonymous No.]

>>39668258
Poor folk kiki, having to learn the King of the Hill theme on her ancient guitar

[Anonymous No.]

>>39668259
Roberta pls

[Anonymous No.]

>>39659352
Just mean and degrading.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39662236
>White wings

VIIIIIIIIIIRGIIIIIIIIIIIIN!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39668222
it is florida after all

[Anonymous No.]

We doing music now?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Od2tqr7LCk

[Anonymous No.]

>>39668280
I'm sure she can learn it, although its quite fast paced.

>>39668298
It explains so much

[Anonymous No.]

>>39668298
>Florida Man tries to microwave ambiguous goop found in fridge, tears open hole in reality and ushering in an influx of human-animal hybrid creatures
>"They done elect me mayor", he said.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39668258
>shog and kiki have a banjo duel

[Anonymous No.]

>>39659363
>>39659360
>>39668291
You're mean!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39668338
No, she is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39668343
Gazers have difficulty expressing healthy emotions to the ones they love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39668371
I didn't know gazers had ones they love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39668258
>when all the old songs you know are mostly sad for monsters
wouldnt want her singing those
>>39668371
i just this gazer pic but also aint that a side effect of tism or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39668389
I'd love to hear kiki folk song.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39668389
>aint that a side effect of tism or something?
All Gazers are affected by the curse of autism. It explains why they're all arrogant, they think they're super villains or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39668432
I don't think that's an autism thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>39668371
imma steal her hat
>>39668432
also why they barely have any freinds

[Anonymous No.]

>>39668301
hell yeah!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBslwm8FF_U

[Anonymous No.]

>>39668305
the mofuzaka, anon cockson, the redzone. I t all makes sense now

[Anonymous No.]

Dealing with Gazer is easy.
>Don't insult Gazer
>Don't overly praise Gazer
>Don't treat Gazer as a cinnamon bun
>Don't be too obvious about treating Gazer as a monstrosity
>Don't be too impertinent
>Don't be too groveling
>Don't be infatuated with other monsters
>Listen to what Gazer says
See? Simple, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39668502
sounds like too much work, imma just gonna go with her less complex cousin, Cyclops chan. Shr can also make me a cool sword

[Anonymous No.]

>>39668502
Like dealing with a real woman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39668530
EWW

[Anonymous No.]

>pet cat
>Worship Cat beans
>Sex the cat
>Do what the cat says
Cats are better because their arrogance is deserved for being superior monsters. How many gazers have a kingdom?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39668530
i need ran as my momster

[Anonymous No.]

>>39668502
A good fucking would calm her down

[Anonymous No.]

>>39668301
Thank you anon. Now I need to replay that

[Anonymous No.]

>>39668495
The redzone?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39668541
Undoubtedly. Too bad you don't have nearly the strength and stamina to do it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39668502
Can I just poke her eye when she gets snippy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39668559
A very dangerous place to still be a virgin

[Anonymous No.]

Where is this "redzone" and how do I get to it.

[Anonymous No.]

I have an Alice addiction.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39668605
Past the red gate and through the gaping mouth

[Anonymous No.]

>>39668565
Rude!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39668502
Hmmm maybe a bit of mothman powder will chill her out

[Anonymous No.]

>>39668575
pocket sand works better

[Anonymous No.]

I wanna get taken away by a really intimidating looking lilim.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39668565
She won't act so cocky after I eat some rage mushrooms!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39652994
How can you tell a vanilla lamia with white hair and scales from a shirohebi?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39668679
I want a lilim to be dumbfounded by me being more infatuated with an Imp than with her!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39668536
Actually, the B***lder traditionally has a Lawful Evil alignment, so it wouldn't be out of character for a Gazer to hunker down in one place and take in subjects to serve her.

And then there's my maverick wife that thinks they are pussies and deserve to get rekd

[Anonymous No.]

>>39668691
Ask how she feels about threesomes.

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>>39668691
If she casts fireball, she's a hebi. If she casts charm, she's a lamia.

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>>39668713
What if she bites me and I cast fireball?

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>>39668718
She's an apophis and you're a wizard.

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>>39666215
Dullahan waifu
Oral ofc
>in thru mouth - cum out the neckhole wasted on the floor
>up the neckhole - cum into her closed mouth for the taste

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I am going make it my mission to make every monster clown and hell found a clown sabbath

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>>39668502
I no longer want to deal with gazers

[Anonymous No.]

Gazers are icky.

[Anonymous No.]

Gazers are meanies and smell like gasoline

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>>39668861
No, Anon! Don't light the cigarette!

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>>39668893
i dont smoke like a shithead, i only drink the finest of milik

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>>39668840
jabberwocks are better

[Anonymous No.]

still been thinking about jumping corpses

[Anonymous No.]

>>39669020
Still been thinking about impregnating corpses

[Anonymous No.]

>>39669020
She will get a concussion if she jumps.

[Anonymous No.]

breed of the dead

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>>39669040
she cant get one of those since shes already dead
>>39669035
me too, also like that rerd head with lazy eye, she cute in a derpy way

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>>39669053
im just imagine a mashup between house of the dead and galgun

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For all TCG players here - the monsters in your main deck in your most-played TCG all came to life, mamonofied, in your home. What's your situation like?

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>>39669035
I'll take that grey skinned Blonde on the back left

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>>39669053
You've bread the dead?

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>>39669096
Heavenly

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>>39668829
The rules are meant to be broken at your own peril, but I recommend starting with #3

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>>39669123
i have to do a lichs face in bread

[Anonymous No.]

>>39668248
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=j53YDo_ngYU

[Anonymous No.]

>>39669153
chesire discovers the bad part of 4mon

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>>39669153
fucking fashcat

[Anonymous No.]

>>39668137
>>39668098
Sounds like a dream come true

[Anonymous No.]

>>39669153
thanks smelly fat cat

[Anonymous No.]

>>39669096
Golden.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39669169
Cheshire created the bad part of 4mon.

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>>39669153
I bet she makes a lot of hellhounds jokes.

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>>39669306
>despite being only 2% of the monster population hellhounds cause 40% of the rapes a year

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>>39669306
remember to spam them with bogie porn

[Anonymous No.]

>>39669335
even though the bogiecaust didn't happen it should've

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>>39669352
and a cherry on top, post a bogie Cheshire and say this could be you too

[Anonymous No.]

>>39669329
I can't wait until we can watch real chesire bukakes...

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Which monster is meant for anal full nelson and which one is meant for piledriver?

[Anonymous No.]

>ywn have your Cheshire wife organize a Hellhound reverse bukkake for you

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>>39663487
shoebills are cool and they definitely make some weird noises, but that video is 90% about how echo-y the inside of that room is
their actual clatter-call isn't nearly as... that.

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>>39669432
is that where you get sprayed by femcum?

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>>39669453
thats piss anon

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If you ever hear a low humming noise while out on the street at night in hagville.
That's just a hag charging up the turbocuddle

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>>39669453
Yep, and have them straddle my face while they schlick so they can drip their grool all over me

[Anonymous No.]

>>39669459
is it really?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39669453
Holstaur-style milk reverse bukkake is better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39669432
>>39669468
this sounds like a disaster in the making

[Anonymous No.]

>>39669471
The girlcum that accumulates and runs out during arousal isn't, but squirting is very similar in composition to piss.

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>>39669459
Even better.

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>>39669487
And of course my Cheshire will be recording, schlicking, and talking about how her weak little pussy couldn't satisfy me as much as their BIG BLACK CUNTS

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>>39669096
How about this construct?

[Anonymous No.]

39669508
fuck off

[Anonymous No.]

>>39669508
cheshirebros...it's over...

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>>39669153
>>39669508
1920 cheshland vs 2020 cheshland

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>>39669522
I don't understand the meaning of these responses and I've seen them here on /jp/ more frequently each day