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>> No.39993272
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I love minotaurs!
I love minotaurs!

>> No.39993275
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39993275

ᶠᵒˣ

>> No.39993279
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>>39993272

>> No.39993290
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>>39993272
Minos love you

>> No.39993291

>threads archiving after 600 posts
Let me guess, something big happened at the vtumor scene?

>> No.39993292
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>Ghosts are allowed to touch me and haunt my house
>But the instant I flash her with a light and touch her it’s considered rude and uncouth

>> No.39993294
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>>39993290
Minos are the best

>> No.39993304
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DRAGON SEX!

>> No.39993315

>>39993291
if it did, nobody who comes to the threads reguarly knows or cares

>> No.39993337

>Walking around in the city
>Polar bear appears and goes on a rampage
>Fearing for my life as I try to run away
>People are screaming and trampling over each other
>Smug Mindflayer calmly slithers over to the bear
>Knocks it out with some sort of psychic blast
>I stare at her breasts for far too long
That's when I woke up feeling confused about the whole ordeal.
Any MG dream you'd like to share?

>> No.39993341

we know what happens when wurmie thinks she's a werewolf, but what of other species?
what if wurm thinks she's a:
>Kitsune
>Houri
>Shirohebi
?

>> No.39993378

>>39993341
>Ryu
She builds a makeshift shrine and employs her friends from school as her maidens

>> No.39993382
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>>39993265
Does your wife have a goofy side?

>> No.39993386

>>39993337
I had a monster girl related dream two days ago.
I was taking care of a group of preschoolers (mostly human) and one of then was an awoobis.
one of the tasks for kids was to make one another's hair in pairs
kids said that since I drew an anubis with a cute bangs recently, I can make the wan girl's hair the same way as there. She got shy, but I could tell she wanted me to make her hair like that. Dream ended there.
I remember she had cute wobly ears and was adorable in general.

>> No.39993390
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39993390

Good listener

>> No.39993404

>>39993386
Such a wholesome dream.
Caring for an anubis pup sounds extremely comfy, they must be very well behaved by nature.

>> No.39993411

>>39993341
>Kitsune
she ufufus fans herself a lot, while wiggling her long tail with 9 brooms attached
>Houri
tries to shoot a couple with love arrows. Ends up pairing 10 people around her (and pinning one guy to the building so hard, that fire departament had to get him down), Eros is still pleased.
>Shirohebi
she knows she should act stuck up and yan, but she has little clue on how to do that, so she just goes "ooooooo, you've surely cheated on me, you smelly bastard, my mom was right about you", and pretends to shove flames into you, by patting you with her palm and doing fire noises with her mouth.
of course she gets a headpat after every larp she comes up with.
>>39993378
I feel like most people wouldn't even notice if the region they lived in had nice weather. They'd just think the Ryu is an airheaded tomboy.

>> No.39993425

>>39993341
I think the oldest instance of this is the curious case of the Ghost Wurm.
>has no legs
>can pass through walls with little effort
Clearly she is a Ghost.

>> No.39993430

>>39993337
I dreamed there was some controversy because a fighting game had blatantly stolen the encyclopedia Bunyip design for one of their characters.
That's it, that's the only mg dream I remember.

>> No.39993442

>>39993425
I remember a post like that from a few years ago
>>39993404
she was so shy and adorable, holy shit, and she had those cute sort of detached ears like in that picture, where a guy is pulling on Cheshire's ear

>> No.39993443
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>>39993390
Urge to molest ears intensifies

>> No.39993458

>>39993443
I wonder if this works on all foxes.

>> No.39993465

>>39993442
>I remember a post like that from a few years ago
IT WAS ME
IT WAS ME ALL ALONG

>> No.39993477
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39993477

CUTE
U
T
E

>> No.39993498

>>39993443
>try to do this to a larger fluffy eared MG
>pinned beneath a giant mass of fluff and titflesh with hands stuck in earfluff

>> No.39993506

>>39993458
Some of them would just get a sharp feeling, like receiving an electric shock.

>>39993477
What quest do I need to clear to get those cute shortstack dragon twins?

>> No.39993524
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Captain of the Tojo Clan

>> No.39993533

>>39993304
>oblivious anon is hungry for forbidden knowledge, decides to resurrect ancient dragon who died many centuries ago
>at last she emerges from her grave
>what secrets will she share with him? and for what terrible price
>before anon can ask her anything, she mindlessly blurts out "SEX!" and starts straddling our amateur necromancer.

>> No.39993548
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>>39993533
Hot!

>> No.39993547

>>39993304
Anon's doomed, no way can he break free with all that heavy Dragon weighing him down.

>> No.39993581

>>39993458
Careful, in about 5% of foxes it acts akin to the “reverse scale” that Ryu have.
In other words, it puts them into relentless rape mode.

>> No.39993598

>>39993581
5% is good odds. It's worth it to see some villainous, 1000 year-old fox go all googly-eyed in the middle of her evil speech.

>> No.39993609

>>39993533
>He goes to the necromancy guild to get her the necessary paperwork as a newly raised undead
>The officials refuse to believe that she's the ancient notorious tyrant dragon empress
>They instead classify her as a random mob dragon who was likely a mid-boss in a side dungeon

>> No.39993648

>>39993506
>take the quest to rescue the princess from a dragon
>defeat the dragon and untie the princess
>princess turns into another dragon
>try to run from from princess-dragon
>dragon-dragon blocks your escape
>the game was rigged from the start

>> No.39993672

>>39993533
Necromancer anon only performed the first half of the ritual. Now he has to turn her into a dragon wight.
A terrible price indeed.

>> No.39993760

>>39993672
Do you realize how many creampies it takes to make a mere female undead lizard into a noble and fearsome dragon wight?

>> No.39993810
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>>39993760
>Do you realize how many creampies it takes
Dunno but I don't care

>> No.39993870

Post pics of holsts being unintentionally lewd or intentionally lewd

>> No.39993875

>>39993810
Please don't post off-topic images, especially plebbit memes
thank you

>> No.39993884
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>>39993875
Ok anon....

>> No.39993911
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>>39993884
I'll give her the D if she gives me a headpat

>> No.39993922
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>>39993911
You have the sign the contract first anon

>> No.39993926
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>>39993870
I've got a fever!

>> No.39993947

Uh oh! Your bed broke, and now you and your waif have to use the small, twin sized bed in the guest bedroom.

How fucked are you?
Will you have enough room to share, or will you have to smash your bodies together to make it work?

>> No.39993956

Sea slime with updated art would become a new thread favourite

>> No.39993988

>>39993926
But that cow is not lewd, anon

>> No.39994004

>>39993988
he said he's feverish

>> No.39994025
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>>39993947
Guess I'll be sleeping like this.

>> No.39994039

>>39994004
Sorry. I'm retarded

>> No.39994045

>>39993947
>fox with extreme mofu
oh dear, my addiction is bad enough as it is.

>> No.39994057

>>39994025
The only proper way to sleep with your waif

>> No.39994248

>>39993291
most likely, and no matter what happened i can guarantee you nobody here cares about it.
from the normie memes ive seen i can safely say that any monster girl vtuber is just a diet lite version for a normalfag audience.

>> No.39994293

>>39994248
monster girl vtubers exist?

>> No.39994300

>>39993292
do not believe monstergirl lies. you can touch her as much as you want to and she'll like every moment of it. and best of all she's made of ectoplasm, so you can be as rough as you want to!

>> No.39994303

>>39994293
from the garbage ive seen people repost, yeah.
but they are dark mage tier.
or in other words "how the fuck is this monster?"

>> No.39994320
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39994320

tfw no tall jiangshi wife

>> No.39994322

>>39994293
he probly meant the vtubers with monster girl avatars

>> No.39994333

>>39994293
yeah
i remember seeing one whos design looked really close to that yandere moth

>> No.39994369

>>39993760
No one said necromancy would be easy.

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>>39994293
Someone posted here a vtwhore with moth girl avatar wich was an copypasta of Mashiro from Solopipb's manga. Vtumores can't into original content, only brainless consuming.

>> No.39994388
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>>39994371
Fuck can't they let the moths out of this vtuber shit...

>> No.39994389

>>39994333
It really annoys me that some vtubers look quite good/have nice art but it's tainted by them being 3dpd avatars.

>> No.39994398

>>39994389
>3dpd
are they even 3DPD? I was under impression that vtubers are just some guys scamming retards by pretending to be cute girls and hiding behind virtual avatars

>> No.39994432

>>39994389
What's wrong with 3DCG?

>> No.39994444

>3DPD
i mean if thats the issue would you be ok with vtubers if it was totally controlled by a nearly sapient A.I.?

>> No.39994473
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>>39994444
>i mean if thats the issue would you be ok with vtubers if it was totally controlled by a nearly sapient A.I.
No. Vtubers are cancer in general.

>> No.39994522

>>39994444
I mean isn't that just an Automaton with no body?
The voice that can tell you she loves you and truly mean it, without the means to cuddle you tight

>> No.39994540

>>39994522
>>39994444
i think there was a movie about that , like a guy falls in love with some siri type a.i.

>> No.39994543

>>39994444
>Nearly sapient AI
Wasn't Kizuna Ai the original Vtuber? She branded herself the "Virtual Youtuber" probably before anyone knew what that was.

>> No.39994545

>>39994432
a lot of it looks bad. Not all, I think.
The more anime it goes the worst in my opinion

>> No.39994557

>>39994543
if you get stupid techical, the first vtuber is annoying orange

>> No.39994565

>>39994432
3DPD is a state of mind, not a model choice.

>> No.39994678

>>39993922
Remember to check the contract for any wacky clauses
>She gets to have a fancy evil throne in the living room
>You must eat her sacrificial lamb barbecue once every full moon
>The wedding will take place at her great grand-mother's giant tower

>> No.39994725

im going to steal a monster princess away from yhat cursed tower!

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>>39993265

>> No.39994762

when you end up with a wisp kiki cause you tried doing the "I dont want you to be my maid anymore I want you to be my wife" bit, but she killed herself mid sentence.

>> No.39994784

>>39994762
Do kikis have cyanide capsules hidden in their teeth or what?

>> No.39994785
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>>39994725
but the princess is the only friend she has these days

>> No.39994798

>>39994725
There is no princess in there.
Only haughty demons and their extremists maids/guards.

>> No.39994804

>>39994751
fuck my life, wights are extremely sexy
>>39994762
shit, i think you might get two wives, her spirts the wisp but her body a zombie

>> No.39994824
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>>39994804
>wights are extremely sexy
Indeed

>> No.39994831

>>39994798
im going to keep searching I need that royal monster pussy!

>> No.39994910

>>39994831
>After climbing nearly 200 floors Anon finally reaches the second to last floor of the tower
>He barges into the princess' room to steal her away
>She's a gloomy looking arch-demon wearing unflattering pajamas
>Her hair is messy and she has noticeable love-handles
>You can tell just from looking that she never leaves her room

>> No.39994912

>>39994389
Hey it could be worse. They could be babinikus.

>> No.39994918

Any more cows for me?

Need about 5 minimum and I'll be good.

>> No.39994927

>>39994910
PERFECT, im taking the room with me, no matter what!

>> No.39994928
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>>39994918
Have one

>> No.39994948

>>39994928
Very nice, I'll take excellent care of her!

Just need a few more

>> No.39994951

>>39994927
Anon, you can't just steal an entire room.

>> No.39994960
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>>39994918
I love big cows!
I love big cows!

>> No.39994962

>>39994951
Not with that attitude you cant. I can steal an entire room. And i'll carry it on my back, just you wait. this neet is going to be my wife

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>> No.39995009

>>39994910
i wonder how long its been since shes seen and felt sunlight as well as talked to another person?

>> No.39995042

>>39994960
Same. Well-endowed cows are the best

>> No.39995067

>>39995009
Don't make her say it, she'll feel old.

>> No.39995075

>>39995067
I can make her feel young again if she can come out the room and go on a date with me

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>>39995042

>> No.39995113

Remember to call that fox you meet an Obasan, it means young girl

>> No.39995134
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>>39995113
I will

>> No.39995136

>>39995067
I can see the crows feet from here, ya know?

>> No.39995137

>>39994543
yes
she wasn't an AI. just a girl roleplaying as one.

>> No.39995155

>>39995113
I've just been calling her a fossil.

>> No.39995174

>>39995155
And you wonder why she’s mad at you and is making you sit in sieza while lecturing you

>> No.39995198
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Monster girls in cute dresses

>> No.39995221

>>39995174
I'm pretty sure it's because I keep ordering fossilized eggs and having them delivered to her house.

>> No.39995240
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39995240

>>39995198

>> No.39995250
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Teenage monsters with hag bodies.

>> No.39995340

>>39995240
She's smiling because being with her hubby amplifies her money scheming abilities, and she just came up with a really good plan

>> No.39995341

>>39995221
but y. is that how you flirt?

>> No.39995358

>>39995250
damn, why they got crows feet as well?

>> No.39995375
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>>39995250

>> No.39995426

dont skinnydip in the river even if no ones watching, there is still is someone watching

>> No.39995429
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fish

>> No.39995448

>>39995426
>>39995429
These posts are related

>> No.39995462

>>39995341
Isn't that how you're supposed to do it?

>> No.39995472

>>39995462
what ya doing is bullying the poor thing

>> No.39995485

>>39995426
>go skinny dipping
>stay in place and close eyes
>a minute later something starts sucking your dick

>> No.39995494

>>39995485
>its a semen leech

>> No.39995518
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Spiders!

>> No.39995523

>>39995494
at least it's not a candiru mermaid

>> No.39995532

>>39995523
ah yes the sounding fish

>> No.39995549

>>39995518
Are ugly and evil

>> No.39995568

>tfw ywn eat a hamburger naked with your monster wife

>> No.39995597
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>>39995549
False

>> No.39995606

>>39995518
Cute and loving wives.

>> No.39995633
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>>39995518
happy version is much better

>> No.39995643

>>39995633
Oh I didn't know a different version existed thanks anon this one is indeed better

>> No.39995660
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>>39995597
True. Their spider bodies are ugly and hard, not huggable at all and they're sadistic and want to rape you and see you cry. You know who are real cuties? Moths.

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>>39995660
I like both to be honest.
>sadistic and want to rape you and see you cry
They can try but I will be the one raping them.

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You could say I have a type...

>> No.39995726

>>39995722
Extremely good selection of girls

>> No.39995740

>>39995722
ogey

>> No.39995767

>39995740
Back to your containment board

>> No.39995780

>>39995767
I do that sometimes, stop being such a pussy

>> No.39995785
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>>39995250
I'm more partial to loli monsters with teenage asses.

>> No.39995787

>>39995686
>They can try but I will be the one raping them.
You're just as bad and evil as them

>> No.39995788
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39995788

Do you guys like elves?

>> No.39995804
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>>39995788
yeah, they are sexy obaa sans

>> No.39995867
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>>39995518
Marry them!

>> No.39995889
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>>39995804

>> No.39995892
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P'orc maid!

>> No.39995897

>>39995892
no wonder why it smells good

>> No.39995912

COWS COWS COWS COWS COWS

>> No.39995920

>>39995912
clown cow

>> No.39995925
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>>39995912
The brown ones give you chocolate milk.

>> No.39995969

>>39995912
What about them

>> No.39995983

>>39995969
they go moo

>> No.39995998
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>>39995912
coming back to the thread just to say
I STILL LOVE COWS
I STILL LOVE COWS

>> No.39996009

>>39995998
i cant help but stare at some soft and plump thighs

>> No.39996027

>>39995920
Intriguing
>>39995925
Paradise my friend. What I would give to be in that field with those cows.
>>39995969
They're perfection

>> No.39996044

>>39996027
that funny breed of cow are the ones who jump over the moon, those crazy rascals

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>>39996027
>They're perfection
They FAT

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Huff the fluff, Anon

>> No.39996128

My eyes have been opened. I have some new favourites. Phantom. Cupid, Tsurara-onna, Dark Valkyrie, Ghoul and Satyros. Thank you, quiz.

>> No.39996144

>>39996128
i really want to mess with a phantom by just misqouting shakespear

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>>39996109
Some of them have a very slight weight problem but they are NOT 'fat'.

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>>39996153
Nope they all FAT

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yep, I still love cows
ripped, fat, slim, strongfat, all cows are best

>> No.39996169

>>39996155
and? thats make them better, soft wife makes for better cuddles and this one seems to be of a royal breed, very haughty but still just as gentle

>> No.39996184

>>39996109
Fat in the right places. Breast fat. Massive mammaries

>> No.39996205

>>39996184
also in the legs and ass as well!

>> No.39996219

>>39993337
In early 2021 I had a dream I was on vacation with family to a forested area with cabins, i scaled an abandoned concrete towerblock that had a staircase all around it. I met an apophis sunning herself on a precarious ledge and it cut to a sex scene with her on top of me in the building’s wooden attic, which had a bed. A guy who was sent to get me walks in on us, I walk down with him later. Then, I was at a restaurant at a park, where the apophis was sitting on a chandelier, we meet up again and walk around the park, which resembled a Disney park or Seaworld or something.

>> No.39996267
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I like my big spicy wife!

>> No.39996280
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Have you considered inserting your penis into a plant lately?

>> No.39996287

>>39996280
Uhhhh, no?

>> No.39996305

>>39996280
No, but I've considered doing so with colossal man-eating worms, sneks, raccoons, squirrels, and cows. And sometimes even those bird dogs.

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>>39996169
>and this one seems to be of a royal breed
The thicker they are the upper in the cow society?

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>>39996305
>and sometimes even those bird dogs
shoggy politely requests you rethink your answer

>> No.39996328

>>39996307
yeah, they really dont work out in the fields and are most lilkely nobles, laywers, scienisnts, and the royals as well. They dont tend to stay as fit

>> No.39996427

>>39996316
shoggy is soggy and icky

>> No.39996461

>>39996316
shog will be the best for me, but Kiki will make me the best I can be. the only answer, therefore, is to get both.

>> No.39996553

Kiki makes my peepee freaky

>> No.39996554
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>>39996427
Shogs are cute but slime can't compete with the fluff.

>> No.39996556
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>> No.39996568

Monster dating sites include ring finger measurements alongside breast and hip sizes

>> No.39996571
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>>39996280
Only flow kelp.

>> No.39996573
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If I max my lightning resistance, can I grope a raiju without fear of reprisal?

>> No.39996587

>>39996568
Would monster girls just match with every man on tinder?

>> No.39996606

>>39996568
Monster dating sites are perfect for catfishing and never getting caught

>> No.39996619

>>39996573
No anon! She hid a car battery in her bra!

>> No.39996636

>>39996619
Holy fuck, she either one hell of a fatty or she’s very tall

>> No.39996677

>>39996571
dude weed
lmao

>> No.39996706

>>39996677
Ew, normie

>> No.39996709

>>39996636
never doubt tits hammerspace magic

>> No.39996710

do we think kc will give a production update this month?

>> No.39996717

>>39994678
>The wedding will take place at her great grand-mother's giant tower
To be fair if they've been having weddings there for four generations then it probably has great catering services

>> No.39996740

How to deal with wild Highland unicorn

>> No.39996745
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>>39996556
there's just something special about a female lizard

>> No.39996753

>>39996740
Get her some shoes.

>> No.39996757

>>39995643
It doesn't, it's some anon's literal paint edit

>> No.39996766

>>39996619
That seems… excessive
It won’t save her though, it is physically impossible for me to take more than one lightning damage at a tome

>> No.39996775

>>39996740
what's the difference between a normal unicorn and a Highland one?

>> No.39996777

that post reminds me. If the portals did open how would the world react to suddenly having a level system?

>> No.39996781
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>>39996710
>KC
>updates
Pick one
I wonder what he is actually doing, is he too busy with his normal office job or what?

>> No.39996782

>>39996740
fences and cattle grids

>> No.39996792

>>39996740
Unite the clans and kingdoms of the realm

>> No.39996795

>>39996775
haggis and bagpipes, i'd imagine

>> No.39996806

>>39996792
How do I do that?!

>> No.39996839

>>39996806
seek help from spider

>> No.39996874

>>39996775
one drinks more

>> No.39996876

>>39996717
Is demon cuisine any good though?

>>39996745
Colorful tongues are very erotic.

>> No.39996899

>>39996775
Highland unicorns have a strong distaste for lions

>> No.39996925

>>39996876
>Is demon cuisine any good
Delicious, but beware side effects. See Wonderland cooking/baking for a rough idea.

>> No.39996942

>>39996876
Demon cuisine includes (you)r favourite meals from infancy to adulthood. Just don't ask how she knows what you liked to eat as a kid. She asked your mom

>> No.39996975

>>39996925
>table got really big
>can't reach the salt anymore
>clothes don't fit right
>hatter keeps licking her lips
>march hare sits you on her lap
wonder how long that stuff takes to wear off

>> No.39996987

>>39996975
Worth it. Those cookies were great.

>> No.39996999

>>39996975
Oh, That’s gonna be fun

>> No.39997024

>>39996975
The violent confusion of wonderland has to be the best part of it. Fuck sanity, the tea party calls. Shame I don't like tea.

>> No.39997088

>>39997024
i love it as well, i really want to explore the combined castle of a bunch of single wonderland monster nobles

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>>39996280

>> No.39997177

>>39997163
but it's got electrolytes

>> No.39997205

>>39997163
i might need couple angel farmhands to help me out

>> No.39997212

>>39997163
baba

>> No.39997228

>>39997177
It's what plants crave!

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>> No.39997264

>>39993337
Back in 2018 I was doing a long ass ruck march, for which I was totally unprepared for. As I was running the final distance, I swear I hallucinated and saw a Ushi Oni encouraging me in the trees
Managed to finish with only a minute left on the clock for the silver rank

>> No.39997279

Soon...

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>>39995788
Who doesn't?

>> No.39997296

>>39997088
The idea of exploring an infinite castle is just really cool to me. Especially if damn-near every room contains either a servent who wants to fuck the shit out of you or a noble who wants to fuck the shit out of you. That, and the castle is cool and exploring is fun.

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>>39997279
I know. I'm afraid. She's coming for me.

>> No.39997357

>>39997296
and it should have lewd traps and lewd puzzles

>> No.39997358

>tell a cheshire shitposter to get a life
>she responds that she's already got nine of them

>> No.39997363

>>39996128
Oh, also the Nereid, Gremlin and Trumpart.

>> No.39997373
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Remember that angels only want the best for you. And the best for you is to marry an angel.

>> No.39997379

>>39997357
And oddly convinient safe areas that you Seemingly only you can reach. Any 'friends' you make in the castle can come in though.

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>>39997373
Okay but only if her horned friend can come too

>> No.39997405

>>39996587
No, just the men that they can sense would want them

>> No.39997409

>>39997373
This is true. Let her take you back to her floating island to keep you safe. Please remember that the very aggressive skinship is completely needed to guarantee your protection.

>> No.39997415

>>39996740
Contact Prince Charlie

>> No.39997428

>>39997405
I don't know if they can sense that through the internet.

>> No.39997429

>>39997398
Both succs and angels in mge have such tiny wings. I can't take them seriously. Winglets!

>> No.39997435

>>39996606
All well and good until a Gremlin replaces your bio with your IP address, exact location (updating every minute), Full name, Date of Birth, species preferences and an entire list of your fetishes.

>> No.39997464
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>>39997435
>exact location (updating every minute), Full name, Date of Birth, species preferences and an entire list of your fetishes.
fuck big data, always knew it would lead to nothing good

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>>39997429
I'm sure they shrink them down so they can get in and out of doors but will easily unleash their full size if you ask nicely

>> No.39997486

>baphomet signs up to tinder
>still have to prove you are worthy of her
>you prove it by matching with her
Lolibabas have no standards

>> No.39997501

>>39997464
that automaton sure has lots of data

>> No.39997508

>>39997501
Huge data tanks

>> No.39997510

>>39997501
that's her SSD, Squishy State Drive

>> No.39997538

>>39997428
Then maybe MGC tinder works a bit like a reverse bumble
Guys have to initiate

>> No.39997553

Monstergirls in burqas that barely contain their figure

>> No.39997562

>>39997508
>>39997510
if data is there, then what is stored in the thighs and ass?

>> No.39997572

>>39997486
and here i thought she'd still be using summoning circles like all her elderly friends

>> No.39997573

>>39994398
>are they even 3DPD? I was under impression that vtubers are just some guys scamming retards by pretending to be cute girls and hiding behind virtual avatars
vtubers are the product of some people going to fujos/cosplayers/otherwise socially inept nerd girls and going "hey wanna make a buck without having to actually show your face or directly interact with anyone?"

Of course there are males with male avatars and males with female avatars and male voice but being a nerd genre largely, but not completely, made up of nerds(including artists who make and rig their own avatars), there's no general reason for most people to use a voice changer or anything.

Aren't monstergirls just mythologically male monsters like minotars scamming humans by pretending to be cute girls and hiding behind a cute sexy bodies, in order to lure men into letting them take over the world? Vtubers are just that, providing a better alternative to shitty human Youtubers.

>> No.39997579

>>39997562
ass is where the RAM is.

>> No.39997587

>>39997573
What a sad state of affairs

>> No.39997596

>>39997573
i have no interest in a human wearing a skinsuit

>> No.39997627

>holstaur "bully"
>just treats you like a kid even in public
>kinda condescending
>keeps smothering you with her boobs
>hand feeds you in cafeteria while making you sit in her lap
>constantly makes you breastfeed
>is very tall and significantly stronger so you can't resist her
>will drag you all over the place whether you want to or not
>if you disobey her she spanks you

>> No.39997652

>>39997573
It’s not pretending, monsters are fundamentally altered.
It’s like saying that a fork is pretending to be a fork because it used to be raw metal.

>> No.39997654

>>39996777
Checked
Hopefully not like how the Chinese reacted to the social credit score stuff

>> No.39997667
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Can your waifu morb?

>> No.39997670

>>39996781
>I wonder what he is actually doing, is he too busy with his normal office job or what?
what does he do?
bean counter? code monkey?

>> No.39997677

>>39997627
whoa dude, spanking is demeaning

>> No.39997708

>>39997627
>graduate
>after years of bullying and being emasculated, you tell her you're joining the military
>she starts crying

>> No.39997718

>>39997667
Vampire panda?
Someone has got to stop the vampires from spreading their STDs

>> No.39997752

39997667
39997718
Ew. Sounds super gey

>> No.39997772

>>39997667
I genuinely don't understand this meme. At most I can tell it looks like something that was astroturfed by corporations to advertise some shitty movie

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>>39997667
>morb
What?

>> No.39997789

>>39997776
Some gey shit, pay no mind like>>39997752 said

>> No.39997822

>>39997772
That's my thoughts on it.

>> No.39997843

>>39997562
Ass is RAM as the other anon said. Her thighs are massive GPUs. She is running several games at the same time.

>> No.39997855

Wonderland is objectively the best region.

>> No.39997864

>>39997843
Can she run Crysis full settings at 60fps?

>> No.39997879

>>39997864
Yes. Twice. At the same time. Three times if she can get more energy.

>> No.39997883

>>39995250
I need this with a Kraken

>> No.39997887

>>39997855
You have 10 mistakes in the word "Dragonia".

>> No.39997893

>>39997776
A corporate version of when keyed was being forced

>> No.39997895

>>39997887
What does Dragonia have that wonderland doesn't?

>> No.39997896

>>39997373
>t. Angel

>> No.39997906

>>39997896
and? they're still right.

>> No.39997907

>>39997843
How big can her thighs be? As in how powerful can the cpu is?

>> No.39997917

>>39997907
The CPU is her heart. More love = more power.

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>>39997895
Gas and electricity.

>> No.39997942

>>39997917
Wouldn't it be the brain and the battery, her heart?

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>>39997670
>what does he do?
>bean counter? code monkey?
Nobody knows, KC doesn't talk about his irl stuff. But considering his MGE work pace and pretty insignificant patreon/enty earnings, people assume he works a normal job and does MGE in his spare time

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Any Kej enjoyer?

>> No.39997950

Mamono will infiltrate our world by using magic to appear human. When the time is right, they'll reveal themselves to all. Probably when they have enough mamono to insta-convert entire regions to mamono realms.

Consider what it's be like for certain mamono to go undercover. We know succs, demons, danukis, foxes, and lamias would be good at it. But what about say hellhounds, minos, wurms, or some other mamono?

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>>39997895
Ryu Hot Springs.

>> No.39997955

>>39997935
Have you SEEN the queen of hearts' castle?

>> No.39997960

>>39997942
Good point. New theory: She's a shell filled with trillions of nanobots.

>> No.39997967

>>39997948
20k a year on patreon and idk what on other sites is not insignificant. Cost of living in japan might be high but that's a lot of money for the low low price of zero effort.

>> No.39997974

>>39997960
That would be more of a slime bot honestly inside a shell

>> No.39997981

>>39997974
Introducing GremTech Nano-PSlime!

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wolf post

>> No.39997984

>>39997948
KC is married to a bapho, and helps work to make the portals real

>> No.39997992

>>39997981
A digital :) at all times

>> No.39997997

>>39997951
what's the risk of being hebi'd?

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>>39997984
>work to make the portals real
If only....

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>>39997992
I still want a PSlime familar. One more for the collection.

>> No.39998031

>>39997984
It's more believable than thinking he's making a game at this point

>> No.39998036

>>39997997
low, but never zero

>> No.39998045
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>>39997983
Good post

>> No.39998060

Massive monster thighs are all think about as well massive milkers

>> No.39998061

>>39997951
too dangerous.

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>>39998045
thanks you too

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>>39997983
every wolf is just a dog that hasn't been tamed yet.

>> No.39998084

>>39998009
>>39998031
'Tis true. The game is enchanted. Once complete, your preferred girl will come through the screen and pull you into their world to live happily ever after. Two-way portals will come sometime later. KC's bapho wife is a tech and magic genius. Makes the like of our best technologists look like child amateurs

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>>39998083

>> No.39998096
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>>39998036
I will take the chance!

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Cute sad woman specifically for making happy

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>>39998084
Nice can't wait to get a Lilim Druella wife

>> No.39998113

>>39998110
Please be a good and just co-ruler.

>> No.39998120

>>39998110
Most lims are very much like Druella. I don't know her marital status specifically, but I'm sure it's possible to get a lilim like her if you're super lucky

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I feel guilty that she's not in my top 3 anymore. I still love her. She's amazing and good and great and cute and very good at teasing.

>> No.39998127

>>39998120
Given that the demon lord is spending like 23.6 hours a day fucking her husband, I'd imagine theres a lot of lilims.

>> No.39998129

>>39998121
It's okay anon. Interests change and it's her own fault for neglecting you

>> No.39998135

>>39998109
Fuck. I wonder what color is her nipple?

>> No.39998143

>>39998127
I've heard over a hundred exist. I cannot confirm however. The DL is ancient as fuck though. But don't tell her I said that!

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>>39997652
A vtuber is fundamentally different from the person voicing them as well, if not fully as a made-up idol persona, then at least as a stage persona. It's like saying anime girls are 3DPD just because they have voice actresses, or acknowledging the personalities and dialogue of monstergirls are thought up and written by men.

>> No.39998156

>>39998135
Black.

>> No.39998158

>>39998121
if it bothers a monster they're welcome to come and change my mind themself

>> No.39998164

>>39998149
Only a man is capable of writing a woman worth loving

>> No.39998169

>>39998149
idols are pretty gross too, yeah.

>> No.39998186

>>39994320
I'm so mad that fucking Irodori purged the Juanshi musume doujinshi already translated from the panda. God I'm so mad about this sanpanda purge because of jews being jewish

>> No.39998188

>>39997997
Zero.
Because it's guaranteed

>> No.39998197

You will have six monster wives, and they will all be the same species. But you get to pick which species.
>No unicorns however for obvious reasons

Which do you go with?

>> No.39998199
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>39998149
Oh my god, can you fuck off, please? You literally infected every fucking board on 4chan with your vtumor shit when you already have a personal containment board. I hate you and wish you die from testicular cancer.

>> No.39998204

>>39998188
Even if you already have a wife?

>> No.39998203

>>39998197
i already have three wives, and I aint changing

>> No.39998208

>>39998203
Then those three will all split in two and have identical twins in both appearances and personality

>> No.39998214
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>>39998188
I like those odds

>> No.39998218

>>39998109
>making happy
>have to buy her lots of cute clothes,
>cook her delicious food daily even though as an undead she has no need to eat
>have to take her out everyday on long moonlit walks
>have to constantly care about her extremely fragile feelings, using only calming and soothing words to calm her down
>overdo it and she'll cry because she thinks you're insincere
>screw up somewhere and she'll cry about being a burden
>dont do enough and she'll cry thibking you dont love her anymore
Now why would I go through all that when I can simply cork her up with my dick
crying blowjobs are fucking awesome

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>>39997967
I checked his enty and he makes like $2.6k~ per month there. Dunno how much fantia brings since they don't disclose it, but I assume at least 1.5k. So total is around $6.5k~ per month

>> No.39998221

>>39998208
nah i rather not have that as well as the fact if they were to happen it would be a clone, a twin is their own person

>> No.39998224

>>39998197
That's too many and too bland.
But I guess witches. Maybe that includes a familiar or two by chance.
But one baphomet is great, six seems strange. In the same way one witch is kinda boring. But six little girls in a big pile?
That's pretty hot.

>> No.39998225

>>39998204
it's still 0 risk so the odds check out

>> No.39998235

>>39998197
Dragons
https://img3.gelbooru.com/images/7a/d3/7ad3d544d3c20e3ccc7bff63dde3a48b.jpeg

>> No.39998236

>>39998220
wonder if that's even enough to cover the translation

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>>39994804
>wights are extremely sexy
Making wights from scratch is even sexier

>> No.39998260

>>39998236
That would entirely depend on how much he is getting translated

>> No.39998277

>>39998197
6 jubjubs please. Yes I'm a masochist and a coomerbrain

>> No.39998280
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>>39998197
I am weak and cannot commit to just one choice. So, a list:
>Ocelomeh
>Cheshire
>March Hare
>Mindflayer (if I feel VERY brave. Two would already be too much.)
>Manticores (Again, requires courage. But, I'm a venomslut)
>Apophis (Still a venom slut and I like the idea of being thrown into the snake pit)
>Ghoul
>Dark priest (Please use me in the ritual)
>Demon (Probably the safest option)
>Mad hatter (great company)
>Cupid
>Angels (Not the MGE kind. The divine 'protection'/'punishement' kind. See pic related. That kind.)

>> No.39998282

>>39998236
How translation can be that expensive? It's not like he makes super long novels

>> No.39998287

>>39998247
Is it a sudden transformation or a gradual process?

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>>39997949
Yes

>> No.39998292

>>39998247
Sexy zombie orbits were made to be fucked

>> No.39998301

>>39998280
Violent ghouls it is

>> No.39998311

>>39998301
I was thinking of that exact post when I wrote that down, yes. The idea of that opened up a part of my soul. Ghouls are great.

>> No.39998324

>>39998282
Professional translators can charge the same as professional lawyers because people usually hire them to translate legal or technical documents where companies can lose a lot of money if they get it wrong. Normally a writer would hire someone cheaper but KC has been burned by that before and I don't think he trusts them to do it properly.

>> No.39998334

>>39998287
yes
as almost everything in MGE, this is probably a riff on classical RPG mechanics: that with enough leveling up you suddenly upgrade from [normal job/class] to [higher version of that job/class that has cooler abilities]. So it's both a gradual process of giving energy and EXP to your zombie, and seeing her develop from a mindless animated corpse to something that's almost alive, AND it's a sudden, snappy change when you do hit that level milestone or whatever.
But at the end of the day, anything goes as long as you're into it, and i personally quite like wights that pretend to be zombies so their husbands keep pampering them with headpats and cuddles, while using their newfound undead royalty status in hidden ways to help the husband.

>> No.39998346 [DELETED] 

>>39998334
Post your best jubjub pics

>> No.39998354

Post your best jubjub pics

>> No.39998359
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>>39998324
Are you saying a professional translator is behind that uWu cunny imp talk?
>KC has been burned by that before and I don't think he trusts them to do it properly.
What happened?

>> No.39998364

I would really like a baphomet to hold hands with

>> No.39998399

>>39998359
IIRC translators that KC hired made absolutely wrong translation with jew jokes and other shit.

>> No.39998405

>>39998359
It does seem really unlikely a professional translator could possibly know to localize it into what is mostly a very niche meme.

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>>39998364

>> No.39998415

>>39997627
>constantly makes you breastfeed
>is very tall and significantly stronger so you can't resist her
>if you disobey her she spanks you
She is pure evil!

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>>39997949
Yeah

>> No.39998426

>MGC city dating apps
>You have your “normal” dating apps, exactly as you would imagine, just with more info like ring size and other measurements
>And then you have the monster only “dating” app which is more like a database of single men, which includes
>Full name
>location
>General day-to-day schedule, including travel routes
>Home security levels
>noticeable traits, like arachnophobia, sabbath bait, or still believes monsters are out to eat him
>>39998197
Gimme raiju, favorite monster and I get to send the city into a blackout when all six corner me

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>>39998197
Give me six hounds and I'll have them trained and submissive in no time

>> No.39998435

>>39998411
anybody like kitsune tsuki?

>> No.39998437

KC is currently trapped in cow titty hell. Every time he opens RPGMaker he gets a faceful of milky cow teats and spends the rest of the day furiously masturbating. He has been drawing cows for so long they are all he can draw now. Baph-chan keeps begging him to fuck her so she can finally open the portals but he can't get hard to anything less than a K-cup now.

>> No.39998447

>>39998437
lolibros... I thought that we were the best... iit's over...

>> No.39998450

People act like monsterization improves a woman but what about when it messes things up? I imagine it wouldn't be fun for you as a schoolboy if the hot math teacher got fired due to losing her ability to teach math after she was turned into a wurm.

>> No.39998456

>>39998437
Fat saggy tits ruin everything again

>> No.39998458
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>>39997896
Anon just do it. You wanna make the angel cry?

>> No.39998470

>>39998450
idiot savant math wurm

>> No.39998474

>>39998450
Read the setting. What you're talking about is the opposite of monsterization, unless your hot math teacher actually hated her job and always wanted to goof off all day

>> No.39998473

>>39998450
it doesn't work like that but ok

>> No.39998479

>>39998450
>teacher becomes a Hakutaku
>nothing changes

>> No.39998481

>>39998470
>>39998473
>>39998474
>Reply to baitfaggot
Perfect targets for Cheshi trolling.

>> No.39998490

>>39998481
This entire website is cheshire bait

>> No.39998495

>>39998481
there are better examples he could have used.
like becoming a jubjub or redcap would need some lifestyle accomodations

>> No.39998503

>>39998456
I love them

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>>39998474
>female math teacher hates her job
>marriage feels dull since both husband and wife working full time jobs
>they have no kids, she's gotten a little too old to do have them at this point
>just wishes she could be free, gazes outside whenever her students are doing exercises from their textbooks
>portals open and she monsterizes into a wurm mid-class
>burrows out of the school at mach 3 to her husband at his office
>yoinks him back home to fuck for several hours and make many children
>both of them very hapy and their love is rekindled
Monsterization is good and good

>> No.39998513

>>39998481
yeah but math wurm

>> No.39998516

>>39998473
Then explain it because from what I understand, human girls can be turned into almost any monster girl and most monster girls can change a human girl into their own kind and will do so if given the opportunity.

>> No.39998523
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>>39998437
>cows are the reason why we are not in MGE world yet
Gas the cows

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>>39998334
Wights pretending to be zombies is my fetish

>> No.39998561

>>39998516
https://monstergirlencyclopedia.miraheze.org/wiki/Monster_Girl_Encyclopedia_I#The_Mind_After_Changing_Into_a_Monster
>Just as with the body, the personality and memories from when they were human largely remain intact.
you don't become dumber but you do have a paradigm shift

>> No.39998563

>>39998458
Yes, I do.

>> No.39998564
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>>39998197
>You will have six monster wives, and they will all be the same species
Jokes on you, I'm an autist that needs every girl on his harem to be from the same species or closely related so I've already thought of this.

I'd go with all elves, succs or lamias. The more vanilla, the better when the numbers are high.

>> No.39998574

Do Sabbaths have internal politics?

>> No.39998579
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>>39998197
Lilims!
Yeah I like living dangerously

>> No.39998616

Dumb male humans

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>>39998574
Yeah, they're constantly infighting over who's the flattest.

>> No.39998630

>>39998563
But why

>> No.39998634

>>39998561
So instead of being fired she quits her job because her mind becomes like that of a wurm which doesn't think about much more than sex with her man, or focusing on getting one. Still sucks for the schoolboys.

>> No.39998635
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>>39997997
The moment you laid eyes on her

>> No.39998637
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39998637

>>39998564
Mouth veil makes my dick hard!

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>>39998624
What about Marune shortstacks?

>> No.39998664

>>39998624
Dibs on cat witch

>> No.39998666

>>39998630
Because I'm evil and malcontent

>> No.39998676

>>39998634
if she's got the passion for it she'll keep doing it, like the bartender twins.

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>>39998637

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>>39998684
Ah yes Sekhmet I like her

>> No.39998740
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Spooky

>> No.39998747

>>39998411
BAD SPIDER, BAD SPIDER

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>>39995518
are more afraid of you than you are of them

>> No.39998752

>>39998748
Then maybe they should breaking into my place and building webs there.

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>>39998748
pretty sure onryo are like that too

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>>39998748

>> No.39998781

>>39998635
NOOOOOO

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>>39998045
big bad wolf

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>>39998803

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>>39998826
wrzyj

>> No.39998842

>>39998780
Who would think something so cute would become a super rapist.

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>>39998826

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>>39998826

>> No.39998877
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39998877

>>39998826
Shut it bitch!

>> No.39998882

Hellhounds won't ever get me.

>> No.39998906

>>39998882
obviously since they aren't real

>> No.39998910

>>39998882
They glow in the dark, just run them over with your car

>> No.39998918

>>39998906
A baphomet will. And she is too real.
You're wrong.

>> No.39998930

>>39997264
You must love spider cows a whole ton for that to happen.
Hope you'll see her again.

>>39997950
>Hellhound infiltrates a human city as recon for a demon realm conversion
>She disguises her appearance quite well but struggles concealing her personality and strength
>One thing leads to another and she becomes a notorious gang leader
Would make a good TV series.

>> No.39998931

>>39998918
whatever helps you sleep at night

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>>39998882
that's not your decision to make, anon

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39998934

>>39998842
thats how they get yah

>> No.39998939

>>39998910
T. post portal /k/

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>>39998882
>Hellhounds won't ever get me
Hellwans loves when their prey has a false sense of safety.

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>>39998910

>> No.39998959

can i make a jinko rape me?

>> No.39998969

>>39998959
yeah

>> No.39998975

>>39998959
nah

>> No.39998978

>>39997950
>wurm infiltrator tries to do a wagie job without getting caught
would read

>> No.39998988

>>39998959
Maybe

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>>39998959
no way fag

>> No.39998999

>>39998959
I don't know

>> No.39999012

>>39998995
That big cat is going to eat all my food, but I'm too scared to stop her.

>> No.39999013

>>39998995
This is why you should lock your fridge. It keeps roaming vagrant cats from coming in and eating your food

>> No.39999021
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39999021

What monster girl do you want to do this to you the most?

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39999045

>>39998197
6 Onis

>> No.39999051

>>39999021
Cait sith. Yes I am aware she's flat. But fluffier than anything, even a hellhound or manticore. And smugger

>> No.39999056

>>39998959
Ask politely for one to let you touch her abs.
Then start massaging and licking them, especially over the womb.

>>39999045
She looks like the type who you'd guess is at most 6"2 judging by pictures alone, but when you meet her she's much taller than that and feels embarrassed about it.

>> No.39999064

>>39998197
classic zombie swarm, made to get the adrenaline up thinking I'll be eaten but end up with a gacha roll of undead wives

>> No.39999097

>>39998995
Who is this woman and why is she in my house

>> No.39999102

>>39998918
A real baphomet is very much something you don't want to meet.

>> No.39999113

They say that there's a real baphomet in the pope's audience chamber

>> No.39999117
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39999117

How big can a girl be before she gets into /d/ territory?

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39999118

>>39998280
>"married" to six manticores
>can't keep up with them
>all of them dose you to hell and back with their venom
>life is a blur, trapped in the bedroom as each girl takes their turn with you
>sweaty, intense breeding sex
>this happens all day every day
>over time your cock and balls become naturally engorged and extremely productive
>also become somewhat immune to the effects
>confuses your new wives, who are used to you blanking out (which they think is really cute) after a few rounds
>fear what may happen if you come back down from your non-stop venom high

>> No.39999122

>>39999113
send me in coach, i'm ready

>> No.39999123

>>39998197
I choose 6 kej

>> No.39999129

>>39999097
It might be your house but it's her food now.

>> No.39999130

>>39999118
>>fear what may happen if you come back down from your non-stop venom high
>develop the effect of the raging mushroom from the constant venom drip

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>>39998197
GIVE ME THE MINOS
6 OF THEM TO RAPE ME AND FORCE ME TO GRILL MEAT, ALL DAY EVERYDAY

>> No.39999138

>>39999117
Varies from person to person. My limit is 12 feet tall. Maybe more, depends on species. HUGE angels is ideal.

>> No.39999141

>>39999129
She better be paying for it then since squatters rights don't kick in for 9 years and 364 days

>> No.39999144

>>39999118
Whatever happened to that guy in Succubus Farm happened to this guy. Demon Lord have mercy.

>> No.39999146

>>39999117
I think 4 meters is a generally accepted cutoff point.

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>>39998197
I'd do six griffons, but I don't think I'd be able to get them to play very nice, let alone find six.

So a big family of black harpies.

>> No.39999154

>>39999102
Because in real life baphomets are way more sweaty and compensating over being lolis?

>> No.39999157

>>39999144
*specifically in the ending where the nurse catches you with her familiars. that 'bad' end.

>> No.39999159

>>39998197
i choose crab

>> No.39999164

>Piss off my Banshee neighbor during an argument
>Her eyes glow red and she lists off a date about a year from now
>After that, she suddenly gets a really gloomy look, apologizes profusely, and leaves
What was that about?

>> No.39999170

>>39999157
I think some of the bad ends in the game are pretty good. It's hard to tell though.
Like is being sold to some succs really that terrible?

>> No.39999173

>>39999154
No, because they'll murder you.

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>>39999021
Icegirl or undead loli in a "summer dress with nothing worn under" kind of outfit. Cool belly and flat chest ToT

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>> No.39999195

>>39999183
hnnnnggh veiny breasts

>> No.39999199

>>39999183
Kind of reminds me of the silent hill nurses which makes me horny

>> No.39999203

>>39999173
Renrushka ending.

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>>39996636
You're gonna need a bigger lightning rod.

>> No.39999223

>>39999183
M-M-MOMMY

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39999237

>>39998197
Easy decision

>> No.39999239

>>39999170
Theres a lot of good ends, yeah. I can only think of like 3 bad ends out of the whole lot. The best ones in my opinion are:
>All the android endings (not including the one at the trash disposal site.
>Letting Kuluka (the scientist) catch you
>Letting Rapti catch you (clothes sharing is hot)
>Getting caught by Est's Familiars
>Sold to the succs

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39999249

>>39998197
I never got a say in whether I wanted a pelvis or not when I was born and frankly, I don't care for it.

>> No.39999250

>>39999212
I like her hips.

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39999257

Imagine Jorou-Gumo with a southern accent.

>> No.39999262

>>39999250
the true merit of a woman

>> No.39999263

>>39999237
I still hold true to the belief that there needs to be a zombie apocalypse region in MGE.

>> No.39999276

>>39999263
it's probably happened a couple times with highly infectious monsters like werewolves and zombies

>> No.39999277

>>39999239
Oh, also that ending with the fairy fucks the shit out of you. I headcanon that you survive.

>> No.39999289
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39999289

>>39999179
>>39999212
God I just fucking love when the hips are larger than the shoulders

>> No.39999301

>>39999263
A dragon zombie can turn any region into a zombie apocalypse region.

>> No.39999314

>>39999237
>One of your 6 zombie wife is utterly braindead
>Only word she says is "seeeeeeex"
>When not trying to rape you she spends her time immobile like a corpse
>She ends up being the first one to wight
Remember to take plenty of pictures to tease her with.

>> No.39999338

I need me a hard ass, muscled monster girl that will play MonHammer with me for casual funsies.
When you go up against an Oni and it turns out she's actually an exceptional painter.

>> No.39999343
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39999343

>>39999289
Wide hips are so damn sexy

>> No.39999363
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39999363

>>39999343
nav is such a blessing

>> No.39999365

>>39998197
I'm not sure what would be best
>six Ushis to protect and pound my pelvis into first
>six holsts to dominate the milk market
>six kikis for endless pampering
>six echidnas for swarms of children
>six trolls for the best farm on the planet

>> No.39999382

>>39999363
I want to take that oppai medical goat home after a long day and let her unwind with cuddles.

>> No.39999384

>The Thing but with an MG

>> No.39999401
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39999401

>>39999384
So... ?

>> No.39999406

>>39999384
Cons of having a shog maid/wife - you can never watch The Thing again, unless you want things to get REALLY weird

>> No.39999409
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39999409

I've been through the desert on a horse with no name
It felt good to be out of the rain
In the desert you can remember your name
'Cause there ain't no one for to give you no pain

>> No.39999411

>>39998930
>You must love spider cows a whole ton for that to happen.
>Hope you'll see her again
Thank you
If I don't see her in this life, then hopefully we find each other in the afterlife

>> No.39999418

>>39999384
>the thing was only shoggy bringing mastah his lunch for work

>> No.39999423

>>39999384
>>39999401
Why is being scared completly out of your mind such a good set up?

>> No.39999448
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39999448

>>39998197
Oni of unusual size

>> No.39999449
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39999449

>>39999423
probably some crossed wires between fear/ survival/ spreading your genes before you die

>> No.39999450

>>39999363
bloat the goat

>> No.39999452

>>39999384
I've often wondered about a flesh-horror MG.
Needless to say, they wouldn't kill for their biomass, but perhaps they build up their mass by eating normal food and stuff, but by tasting/having sex, they absorb enough DNA to morph into all kinds of stuff

>> No.39999458

>>39999406
and don't even think about playing Dead Space

>> No.39999460

>>39998959
>Anon wants a monster girl to rape him
>Said monster girl is either too much of a romantic or a goody-two-shoes to do it
>Or both
>Everybody knows that they like one another and want to fuck each other so no monster tries to grab the guy
>Somewhere a cupid is crying her eyes out because they just won't fuck already

>> No.39999475

>>39999460
just feed her some catnip

>> No.39999482

>>39999460
It's time for cupid to grab her .50 cal and do the needful

>> No.39999514

>>39999458
i don't think much would change.
she'd realize extra forelimbs would be nice for aggressive kisses and would say "make us whole" a lot before sex

>> No.39999539
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39999539

>>39999343
Indeed

>> No.39999595

>>39998564
Anon, where did you get that pic with that very particular filename that's just like how I name files and probably nobody else on the planet, except I never even upload or otherwise show these autistic names anywhere?

>> No.39999599

>>39994784
>>39994762
i'd imagine the kiki would just drop dead at the sound of the sentence "I dont want you to be my maid anymore"

>> No.39999614

>>39999595
I'm you from the future.

>> No.39999621

>>39998197
I'm definitely a fox guy, but I don't think I could deal with 6 maximum-power vixens. SOME of them would have to be subby for that to work out.
Otherwise... Pyrows would be good, I think.
A harem of (dark) valkyries worshipping me would be, too.
And, Kikis are the obvious ezmode answer.

>> No.39999628

>>39999363
Dr. Greilia! Dr. Greilia! There's a man with a calcium deficiency in Ward D! He needs 2000 ccs of fresh milk, ASAP!

>> No.39999632

>>39998450
Kinda love-from-Kazakhstan about women so no fucks given.

>> No.39999634

>>39999599
but that's normally followed by a marriage proposal

>> No.39999656

>>39999614
Hey, I'm not atomized or starving too much to care about shitposting, neat.

>> No.39999679
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39999679

>>39999343
>Day 2 of having to dance to "Walk like an Egyptian" in the royal court for the loli Pharoah's amusement.
>The Anubis advisor brings me water, apologizing profusely, but won't hear any notion of disobeying the Pharaoh's edict.

>> No.39999685

>>39999679
! !

>> No.39999686

>>39999449
I bet those boobs are cold, but not too cold, perfect temperature for summer.

>> No.39999688

>>39999679
I want to ask palace guard out on a date!

>> No.39999689

Does anyone have that pic of the shoggoth with the penguins?

>> No.39999691

>>39999679
Flip the dress

>> No.39999696
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39999696

>>39999679
! !

>> No.39999699

>>39999679
Priestess is boring, I'm going to grope the guard's tits

>> No.39999718

>>39999699
anon no thats not allowed
also nice digits

>> No.39999727

>>39999718
what's she going to do, curse me?

>> No.39999739

>>39999727
no. she's just going to throw you out the window.

>> No.39999749

>>39999727
>quote from man cursed and made into personal ab licker

>> No.39999752
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39999752

>>39999679
Grope the 'nubis

>> No.39999754
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39999754

Now that I'm back, I can say the werewurm is cute.
>>39993291
I actually noticed an influx of new threads recently, not related to vtubers and not bannable shitposts. I have no idea if there's any reason behind it.

>> No.39999764

Played through super monsters n girls last night, the expression of pure elation that the lamia has in the desert area right as she cast charm on you is a huge turn on.

>> No.39999765
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39999765

I'm going to throw off the pharaoh's groove

>> No.39999768

>>39999739
i always wanted to be defenestrated into a purple snakes greedy arms

>> No.39999773

>>39999423
get to experience the absolute pinnacle of adrenaline without the bad end

>> No.39999774

>>39999696
>year 20XX, portals and stuff
>desert kingdoms getting fuckloads of tourists from earth
>pharaoh decides it's time that her trusty CC guards get married, appoints them to watch over tourist hotspots
>they still won't take the hint and keep diligently throwing out the pervs instead of taking them home
>pharaoh facepalms when she reads the reports

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39999775

>>39999689
Shoggy should have learned to swim.

>> No.39999783

>>39999764
i liked that that ending went places. didn't see it coming.
bad end was pretty good too

>> No.39999790

>>39999765
I want to feel the dents

>> No.39999797

>>39999765
>Anon wonders why everyone around him suddenly moved aside and got into a choreographed dance position, as though waiting for something.
>Suddenly a young Pharaoh bursts through two large doors. Dancing and swinging her hips, everyone else following suit.
>Anon's lost and can't find a place to stand or move out of the way.
>The Pharaoh backs up into him, slamming into him with her round ass.
>"Ugh! You threw off my groove!" She says before pouting.
>Get escorted to the crocodile pit by Palace guards.
>"I'm sorry traveler, but you have thrown off the Pharaoh's groove.

>> No.39999801

>>39999790
you have a bright future as a royal lotionboy

>> No.39999809
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39999809

>>39999752
Anubi wouldn't have uniforms like these if they weren't meant to be molested.

>> No.39999830

>>39999775
normally she cruises around the ocean floor in roomba mode

>> No.39999835

Gimme penguin harpies

>> No.39999839

>>39999539
I want to slap her boobs and her belly

>> No.39999868

>>39999797
>the crocodile girls are gather around him
>Anon panics, begs them to just kill him quickly, not the ripping, torn to shreds stuff
>They all just cuddle around him for warmth

>> No.39999878
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39999878

LOAF MODE
GO!

>> No.39999884

I want to find the biggest, strongest, thiccest Ushi Oni around and support her

>> No.39999890

>>39999868
after all those crocs do have strong maternal instincts

>> No.39999911

>>39999868
>guards get jealous as the crocs snuggle and make kissing noises with anon

>> No.39999912
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39999912

>>39999835

>> No.39999913

>>39999868
>Yeah we kind of just chill down here, the guards think we tear the people who drop down here apart, but we don't.
>Just hang with us until nightfall, then you can swim under then follow the current to the Nile River. Easy.

>> No.39999924

>>39999754
thank you, where were you?

>> No.39999949

>>39998197
>are you mad? no man can handle that much mofu.
>i cannot care anymore, i must feel only fox fluff

>> No.39999954

>>39999949
We're all mad here.

>> No.39999968

>>39999924
Thing happened last Friday, you know what it was. I'm not gonna dwell on it, but I was moved by the show of solidarity, I'm proud of you guys.

>> No.39999978

Undead girls are the best.
That is all.

>> No.39999980
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39999980

>>39999954
I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed.

>> No.39999988

>>39999968
oh the thingie, the "scarecrow" I get it
you have my respect

>> No.39999990

>>39999884
>Anon getting webbed up by a semi-feral ushi
>"I appreciate you for who you are!"
>ushi blushes and makes sure to loosen the threads just a little

>> No.39999995

>>39999878
>try to eat shog toast
>can't get past the living face smiling back at you

>> No.40000031
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40000031

cute worms

>> No.40000032
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40000032

>>39999978
jiangshi are surprisingly powerful

>> No.40000041

>>39998197
I personally would wand six cheshires because just fuck up my day bro, but I also think it would be fun for it to be six kunoichis
>Six Kunoichis all playing the greatest game of spy vs spy vs spy vs spy vs spy vs spy over who gets to "assassinate" anon tonight

>> No.40000047
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40000047

>>39999418
Which is nice and wholesome!

>> No.40000050

>>40000000
just let me check

>> No.40000056

>>40000032
Man, undead girls sure are bad at eating yogurt.

>> No.40000072

>>40000050
Wow, it fucking sucks.

>> No.40000085
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40000085

>>40000032
and surprisingly fertile

>> No.40000089

>>40000050
Greenworm would've been better get

>> No.40000098
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40000098

>>40000031
cool worms

>> No.40000110

>>40000089
It would have been like that Suigintou get when dumbfucks thought it's a 2hu.

>> No.40000122

>>40000110
delicious ball joints and doll cleavage

>> No.40000125

>>40000089
We can't let greenworm anon have that much power

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40000154

>>40000125
Do we truly know the extent of his power? What if his far above that?

>> No.40000187
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40000187

>>39999978
Dragons are the best, I am willing to compromise

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40000197

>>40000031
Wonder worms

>> No.40000198 [SPOILER] 
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40000198

Dog girls only want one thing

>> No.40000204

>>40000197
is it better to lay on top of her or have her lay on top of you?
this quandary keeps me up at night.

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40000215

>>40000198
>Dog girls only want one thing

>> No.40000223

>>40000215
Hungry like the wolf

>> No.40000225
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40000225

>>40000215
buh buh borgar

>> No.40000229

>>40000215
borger

>> No.40000398

Pharaohs are scary

>> No.40000408

>>40000398
Just wear earplugs

>> No.40000419

>>40000398
Don't trust monsters under a matriarchy, they easily go mad with power...or am I confusing that with human women?

>> No.40000427
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40000427

>>40000419
state mandated husbands for every monster

>> No.40000444
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40000444

got flat colors

>> No.40000447
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40000447

>>40000398
Wrong they're perfect and you should worship them

>> No.40000471

>>40000427
Can I at least put in a request for who I am assigned to?

>> No.40000483

>>40000427
God I would love to be a state-mandated bf. I wonder who I would be paired with
>utterly normal succ who just wasn't able to find a man
>chauvinistic kakuen who drinks tons of beer and asks why you're anywhere that isn't the kitchen or bedroom
>tanuki that wants someone to cuddle in the winter so she doesn't have to pay for heating
>bicorn pimp-wife that whores you out to everyone on the block
>gym rat ogre who demands you prepare her protein mix before she lifts anything (guess where the protein's coming from)
>jubjub

>> No.40000484

>>40000398
their voice can't affect you if you don't understand their language (probably)

>> No.40000488
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40000488

>>39993265
Procreate with vampires.

>> No.40000503

>>40000444
She's not much with camouflage, so she must be pretty intimidating when hunting.

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40000576

>>40000032
>>40000085
the long hair jiangshi is particularly dangerous

>> No.40000615

I desire to feel Jinko lips touch my face.

>> No.40000641
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40000641

>>40000615
Hey whaitu piggu, you want boom boom?

>> No.40000660

>>40000641
That too, but I prefer them more polite.

>> No.40000688

>>40000503
she just stands still
>>40000576
after this, im going to attempt to draw a very thicc hag jiangshi hopping around

>> No.40000693

>>40000660
waiting on that part 3 of the monberian jinko story

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40000709

>>39993265

>> No.40000723
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40000723

>>40000398
Start with a small one to build up immunity, young pharaohs aren't scary at all

*unless you're afraid of being enticed by little girls

>> No.40000744

Where will you be going for your first anniversary, anon?

>> No.40000766

>>40000444
What do you use to draw, wurm preacher?

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40000854

>>39993265

>> No.40000857

>>40000766
clip studio paint

>> No.40000908
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40000908

>>39993265

>> No.40000924
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40000924

What is the fastest way to engage rapemode on a raiju?
Asking for a friend

>> No.40000944

>>40000924
wear cotton socks and rub them on the carpet

>> No.40000970
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40000970

>>39993265

>> No.40000994

>>40000924
put one finger from each hand onto her nipples to complete the circuit

>> No.40001022
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40001022

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xat1GVnl8-k

>> No.40001024

if your wife or wives would cosplay a 2hu, who would she be?

>> No.40001071

>>40000031
Boomer worm

>> No.40001093
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>>40001022
Do hellhounds play that song instead of flirting? Are they that bad at small talk?

>> No.40001102
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40001102

>>40001093
Would be humiliating to get hounded to that song.

>> No.40001125

>>40001093
I get the impression hellhounds might not be the smartest monsters, they just rape (or if they're lolis, taunt until they get correction)

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40001136

>>40001093
they do it cause they can't flirt
hellhounds are dorks

>> No.40001145

Your mother was a wurm and your father smelled of Oni milk

>> No.40001162
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40001162

I HAVE A NEED

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40001210

>>40001102
Just don't get hounded. Are you a slow runner or something?
>>40001136
For such a strong species they seem very easily teased

>> No.40001228

>>40001210
this picture represents the ideal relationship between man and monster

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40001260

>>39993265

>> No.40001301

I'm going to make incredibly specific fetish porn with my Manticore wife where we pretend to be total strangers, then have vaginal sex with a condom on and say it doesn't count because of the aforementioned condom.

>> No.40001304
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40001304

>> No.40001306

>>39999884
>>39999990
>"You're wonderful just the way you are"
>"Here, let me take care of this, you need to relax"
>"Don't worry about them, I love every bit of you"
>"I found this gift, thought you might like it"
>I love you"
Does this result in tender-mega-rape, or turbo-mega-rape?
Also how many children are made as a result?
>

>> No.40001313

>>40001304
FAT
TAIL

>> No.40001322

>>40001304
just perfect snek oba san

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40001341

>>39994025
>the guy's face is visible

>> No.40001353

>>40001228
It's my favorite hellhound image. I just wish we had more like it for other monsters

>> No.40001372

>>40001304
>tfw ywn get bought by a grape snek at an early age to be her boytoy

>> No.40001395

>>40001304
I do not support rape

>> No.40001404

>>40001341
Fuck off tourist.

>> No.40001441

>>40001395
Your clothes tell otherwise

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40001582

>> No.40001581

>>39999764
i was giving it a replay, didn't realize there was a bonus stage. neat.

>> No.40001583
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40001583

>> No.40001585

>>40001441
What clothes am I wearing anon? tell me

>> No.40001649

>>40001260
Cool snek

>> No.40001670

>>40001304
But I don’t like grape flavor!

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40001680

>>40001585
too much. which is why theyre gonna enjoy ripping it all off.

>> No.40001709

>>40001372
>you still remember your village, your family, your friends, that girl you had a crush on
>it feels like it was only yesterday, despite the years having flown by
>you're a man now, having been molded to and for the desires of your owner, your mistress, Baroness Purple Snake, entrepreneur extraordinaire
>You've never wanted to any material need. You've had every ailment cared for by the best doctors. Worn only the finest threads. Eaten only the best foods
>all you do is fuck Mistress till her eyes roll back, and she can barely speak
>you do this at least once or twice a day
>it feels good and all, but...

>something is still missing

>> No.40001714

>>40001680
Lewd!

>> No.40001730

>>40001680
You would never see that happening to me. sauce?

>> No.40001732

>>40001680
I will NEVER submit to a furball! (If she was a lamia then maybe)

>> No.40001741

>>40001709
a damn kid! a little worry to worry about it!

>> No.40001772
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>>39993265

>> No.40001825
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>>40001730
Labyrinth of Estras.
currently have 2 girls and havent been updated in 8 months.

>> No.40001864

>>40001825
Just like MGE!

>> No.40001903
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>>39997949
if they big

>> No.40001919

>>40001825
RIP

>> No.40001924

>>40001825
i respect a girl that goes for the over the shoulder or fireman carry

>> No.40001966

>>40001395
>anon says he doesnt support rape under his breath after watching some poor guy get kidnapped by a hellhound
>hears the laughter of various monsters from the alley he is standing next to
>before he can run a shoggoth tentacle grabs and drags him in
>hours later he finally walks out.
>clothes missing
>goo from various slimes stuck to him
>fur from several tailed monsters
>a few bite marks
>because a shog was in the mix he is now forced to come back to that alleyway once a week for the street monsters to have their fun.

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>> No.40001981
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Dragons may dislike cars, but they go crazy for bikes.

>> No.40001982
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>>40001969
why do fox hags have such big... everything?

>> No.40002022

>>40001982
>42 celsius
yowza

>> No.40002028

>>40001982
they dont want you to know this but MG texas is the origin place of foxes.
and well, everything is bigger in texas.

>> No.40002030
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>>40001982
To entrap unsuspecting anons.

>> No.40002031

>>40001969
>fox breaking into your house
>again
maybe she'll make a meal that isn't with tofu this time

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>>39998703
she needed a little help molting

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>>40001982
the older they get, the bigger they get
it works just like their fertility

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>>40002030
perfectly engineered to prey on human males.

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>>40001825
>The hero lived happily ever after upon being abducted by a large wild wan.

>> No.40002171

Story where the couple starts out together or story where the couple gets together?

>> No.40002174
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>>40001966
I want Shoggoth to take me back

>> No.40002193

>>40002171
sure

>> No.40002221
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Who really rules in the relationship, Amazons or their husbands?

>> No.40002225

>>40001966
I will go for shoggoth none of the other savages

>> No.40002231

>>40002221
Amazons

>> No.40002243

>>40002221
He who controls the dinner controls the warrior waifu

>> No.40002246

>>40001982
>tfw no tall and thicc fox hag gf

>> No.40002257

>>40001825
>havent been updated in 8 months.
Maybe oneday we will get to see the fox merchant snap and rape (you), maybe one day....

>> No.40002273

>>40002243
>Make dinner
>No
>Make dinner or I'll rape you
>No
>Make dinner or I won't rape you
There's no winning here.

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>> No.40002416

It's so much fun to play lewd pranks on them

>> No.40002427
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Hug bugs.

>> No.40002440

>>40002427
no

>> No.40002516
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No witty joke or anything, just this raiju I like

>> No.40002528

>>40002516
I'm glad someone else started posting raijus as soon as I stopped. Filling my void.

>> No.40002544

>>40002174
LET HER TAKE YOU ANON, HER AND HER ALONE!

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>> No.40002618

to the anon who asked for it, I re-uploaded the lizardman/salamander FFM commission to AO3. https://archiveofourown.org/works/39334071
Sorry I took so long to get to it.

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>> No.40002629

>>40000488
DORK

>> No.40002634

>>40002614
>>40002544
I would, to either her or a Dragon I would be fine

>> No.40002639

>Nerd art fairy that encourages you to work on building/painting your gunpla and drawning your DND character profiles.
I kinda want one, if only for minature color scheme advice.

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>>40002440
Why not?

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Why is it so hard to find MGE stories that aren't shit? Aside from the obvious MGE authors, everyone else can't seem to take the hint that MGE isn't a grimderp nightmare world filled with genociding monstergirls and grey area monstergirl personalities that seem to have no issue with harming or killing humans.

>> No.40002721

>>40002710
read pizza quest

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>> No.40002740

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember to do hobbies with the waifu for excellent bonding time.

>> No.40002748

>>40002721
Pizza quest? I don't even know where to find that.

>> No.40002765

>>40002740
Is pazuri a hobby?

>> No.40002786

>>40002671
Creppy as fuck

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>>40002710
>find mge story
>"My setting is alternate universe"
Immediately garbage.

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>>40002786
Don't be mean, they're very sensitive.

>> No.40002865

>>40002748
>spoonfeeding
https://fiction.live/stories/Monster-Girl-Pizza-Quest/PazCQwBNjw8myz54t

>> No.40002899

>>40002865
>On hiatus
Truly there is no more depressing words.

>> No.40003004

>>40002899
>"i have decided to take down all of my work because [bullshit reason]"

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>>40002273
>Husband is salty all day, replying with one liners
>Amazon waifu tell her he is exaggeratimg
>Husband calls her a baka, the dinner refusal was him trying to provoke her into roughly raping him
>He is tired of the consensual sex bullshit. He wants her to show him her strenght like when they first met, carry him to bed and fuck him into next day

>> No.40003081

>>40003008
>amazon waifu is too afraid to try because years of being pampered by husband has made her soft
>she still could, she is just scared she cant.

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Behold a non-shit lilim oc

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>>40003128
How do you know?
Can you read vodka runes?
Druella is gonna portal the Reds first, looking at the mere quantity of monster art coming out with vodka runes.

>> No.40003357

>>40003180
I WOULD try putting it through yandex's OCR-translate, but the page has inexplicably stopped working for me...
I like her visual design, I can definitely say that much.

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>>40003357
firefox ESR to the rescue

>> No.40003367

>>40001709
>balls deep in the queen of the dunes
>she's screaming her brains out
>Anon is dispassionately thrusting into her with a bored look on his face
>there must be more to life...

>> No.40003398

>>40003362
yikes. yandex usually does a better job than that, especially russian-english; but it gets the gist across...

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>> No.40003427

Thinkin' 'bout thos' jubjubs

>> No.40003449

>>40003401
I'm gonna fluff Officer Cats.

>> No.40003490

I wonder what it's like to have a harem that includes a high orc, an ocelomeh, an amazoness, a krampus, a dark elf, and a hellhound...

>> No.40003558

>>40003490
Sweaty, I'd imagine.

>> No.40003577

>>40003449
wolf, i'd say

>> No.40003643

>>39998197
>best option
6 Kikimora. Imagine how clean your house is going to be!

>worst option
6 hellhounds. Imagine how shattered your pelvis is going to be!

>> No.40003679

>>40003577
You sure? She's looking rather catty.

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>>40003643
>Worst
Best, by the time you get finished pleasing six hellwans every day for a few months you will be an world class strongman.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEjgPh4SEmU

>> No.40003795

>>40002221
Can the Amazon drive?

>> No.40003808

>>40003401
>omw to arrest Anon

>> No.40003812

>>39999696
So while off duty it's fine?

>> No.40003826

>>40003128
Wish i knew how to read.

>> No.40003830

>>39997949

Man I really need to work on that third chapter to my kej story

>> No.40003832

>>40002710
I've been trying to write a story on MGE where some human settlers hit disaster in winter, and the only survivor is a baby boy, which a hibernating arachne adopts and raises until old enough to husband

>> No.40003856

>>40003832
A story of human settlers finding they have monstergirl neighbors would be great too. The terror of being at the mercy of nearby settlement or town of monstergirls, slowly changing to confusion when they're actually great neighbors, then acclimating when they start moving in and taking their sons for marriage.

>> No.40003885

>>40002710
gonna take a wild guess and assume you saw the new elden ring crossover on ff.net? as thats the only murderhobo one thats new that I know of

>> No.40003906

>>40003885
how many does that make?
I know theres at least one sekiro, and about 3 apeace for DS and BB
And the one "positive" DS fic is less a fic and more a angry response to that other one
Why can't crossovers be fun? actually fuck that, why cant REGULAR MGE stories be fun, fuck crossovers at this point

>> No.40003910

>>40003401
>You've been doing some very Nyaughty crimes, haven't you Nyanon?

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>> No.40003923

>>40003885
No, actually. It was another dumpster fire of an isekai but he's an Order Paladin.

>> No.40003927

>>40003923
I got my bingo card, give me the TLDR

>> No.40003934

>>40003401
The charges, Officer?
Am I being detained?

>> No.40003972

>>40003856
>men forced to go out hunting with sharpened sticks for food
>all of them are just skin and bones, know they're probably going to freeze or starve
>have to try, can't just let their families starve
>fortune shines upon them, find a deer only a few hundred meters into the woods
>get ready to ambush it
>it's a whitehorn
>"oh! hello, boys! I saw you were struggling in the snow, so I baked you some warm bread to chase off those winter blues!"
>men just stare at her, sure they died in the snow and that this is just some crazy death dream
>"by the way, are any of you single?"

>> No.40003973

>>40003401
I do not consent!
I DO NOT CONSENT!

>> No.40004002

>>40003401
>>40003934
>AM I BEING DETAINED?!
>yes
>UNDER WHAT LAW?!
>none, I just thought you were cute
>WHAT'S YOUR BADGE NUMBER?!
>you'll get more than my number, cutie~
>WHERE'S YOUR SUPERVISOR?!
>oh, you're that kind of man are you?
>sergeant Bicorn?
>yeah, I got someone asking for you

>> No.40004020

>>40003919
She looks like she's going to give me a demon-silver axe and tell me to chase my family around a large hotel with it.

>> No.40004025

>>40003906
>Why can't crossovers be fun?
I wanna see issei from highschool DXD get isekaied in, that its someone that will enjoy the fuck out of mge land

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>>40001982
Whoa.

>> No.40004039

>>40003401
She's a really crooked cop who cooperates with rapists that chase men~!

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>>40003856
>>40003972
>what started as a half dead human border settlement became a thriving human/monstergirl city in just a century

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What is the squirrel mage pointing at? It looks like she wants me to look at something behind me.

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Vampire mods can bite me. Dhampirs for life

>> No.40004146

>>40004118
I want to touch her scars

>> No.40004151

>>40004118
>Anon and his Dhampir wife keep going into said Dhampirs moms castle and messing it up

>> No.40004152

>>40004118
Ready to storm her mother's castle with her adventuring party!

>> No.40004174

>>40004152
and it's sure to work this time, she isn't alone, now she has her Vampire slayer boyfriend to help.

>> No.40004175

>>40004118
(USER WAS DRAINED FOR THIS POST)

>> No.40004192

>>40004146
SHE ISSSSS HER SCARS

>> No.40004198

>>40004174
>Ara, Li-Chan. Welcome home!
>Oh, who is the handsome, young gentlemen you brought
>...
>LOVE, your oldest daughter brought a boy home to meet us, dress up and come downstairs
>Make yourself comfortable and I'll get something to eat.
>Or you can relax in your old room, ufufufu

>> No.40004206

>>40004175
Oh no! I was told Vampires couldn't drain your blood over the internet!

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>> No.40004318

>>40004277
Good little stun gun, helping Officer Anon keep the peace.

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Good morning sirs, I love Jinkos

>> No.40004422

>Raise a zombie so I can make her do farm tasks for me so I can slack off more
>Instead use her an undead onahole and cuddle buddy
>Can’t get any work done due to her split duties of sowing seeds and having my seed sown in her
>Get idea and raise another zombie making the original my permanent onahole
>Eventually wanna try something new and bring the work zombie in for some fun
>Same thing happens
>Raise another work zombie only for her to end up in my bed before lunch
What do I do? Harvesting season is almost here and I just can’t stop fucking my zombies

>> No.40004434

>>40004422
Maybe you should let the dead rest anon

>> No.40004516

>>40003927
If it's the one I'm thinking of, the protagonist is actually coming around to understand monsters are just horny people and has started using a demon silver sword instead of a lethal one.
The problem is that like most isekai protagonists this guy is a fucking retard and it took him multiple slaughters, multiple encounters with demon silver and other non-lethal weapons, and a church official literally telling him that if he doesn't look enthusiastic enough about the genocide they're gonna get rid of him before he started questioning if the Orderites are the baddies.

>> No.40004565

>>40004516
>and has started using a demon silver sword instead of a lethal one.
Let me guess, he understands they are not evil but still wants to teach them a lesson on consent and muh free will, instead of joining them like any sane person would (upon overcoming the Order brainwashing)?

>> No.40004674

I feel my body is becoming overcomed with lust
a deep and dark lust to cuddle and kiss cute monster girls
I feel MGE brainwashed me, because when I see monstrous parts I immediately think of cute girls and how adorable and loveable they are

>> No.40004685

>>40004422
Raise an undead that will motivate you to do the job yourself.

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>>40004674
>I feel MGE brainwashed me
Good, free will is overrated

>> No.40004697

I got a sudden desire to see pictures of monster girls being stuffed into boxes or other tight spaces. Does anyone happen to have any?

>> No.40004701

>>40004422
You know zombies don't start off with full intelligence. You're supposed to sex them untill they can speak, then you can reason with them and start up a schedule. Make them rotate shifts. Like two girls work while you screw the third and you switch off after a certain time. Also fuck them every day before bed and after you wake up. You can't have one girl not getting dick, that's zombie abuse. You need to keep them filled up so they can stay energized. You may want to invest in magical gadgets like an emblem of satiation, and change your crops to demon realm food like the intimacy vegtable. It will help with your harvest since most of your time will be spent fucking your zombies. Also eventually they might turn into wights, which will make your life much easier because they'll have minions of their own to take over the work and you'll get to screw all three full time. It'll also turn your neighborhood into an undead kingdom, but that's probably an improvement.

>> No.40004706

>>40004691
yes, impregnating, spoiling, breeding and cuddling a cute monster girl is the real freedom

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>> No.40004739

>>40004712
Muscular monsters in general deserve respect.

>> No.40004744

>>40004565
Well, obviously. He also doesn't comment on the fact that the priestess and rogue he's traveling with are still using very lethal weapons and fighting to kill.

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>>40004739
Itadakimasu!

>> No.40004753

>>40001903
God I wish that were me...
Patrician Taste anon.

>> No.40004764

>>40004744
>>40004516
Ah, now I know the one

>> No.40004777

>>40004712
>Starting with the Dragon gym
>Not starting with one of the easier, mouse or slime gyms
Rookie mistake.

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>>40004746
Nice veins.

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Oh no, the queen is harassing the innocent dragons with ">tfw no bf" ramblings again

>> No.40005035

>>40004956
Imagine running a small food shop, when two Dragons walk in talking about the intricacies of Dragon politics, hoards and marriages, over-paying you immensely with solid gold coins, but ignoring you when you try to tell them, taking their food and continuing their conversation without skipping a beat.

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>>40005035
I wish they'd use a card to pay instead.

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>>40005050
>Oh man, What am I going to do with all this gold?

>> No.40005091

>>40003180
>See Ivan married to griella
>A dozen anons cry out in pain

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>>40005059
Re-establish the gold standard.

>> No.40005112

>>40005059
What an untrustworthy nuki, I bet she isn't even wearing underwear.

>> No.40005115

>>40005101
No, wait wait! BOYIM, NO!

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Hospital hound!

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHoOkZ7zWu4

>> No.40005367

>>39998197
>Get adopted by a coven of Bogeys
There could be worse fates out there.

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>>39998197
I just pick my favorite species. I very much prefer monogamy, but if I get the package deal, this should be okay since I think it shouldn't be hard for them to get along.

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I just wanted to let you all know that I cummed to holstaurs

>> No.40005477

>>40005274
>call 911 after getting raped
>get brought to the hospital for your broken pelvis
>after talking to the police they leave and the nurse comes in
>the nurse is your rapist

>> No.40005490

>>40005477
You just need some more loving from her. The mamono mana will set in, and you'll be healed and stronger than ever before

>> No.40005511

>>40005490
Brainwashing fixes everything!
I wonder what it feels like to be corrupted by monster mana

>> No.40005520

>>40003401
Is she from that one detective game?

>> No.40005530

>>40005456
i wish to have massive saggers around my head

>> No.40005537

>>40005520
Yeah it's from Lost Case. Too bad that like any other good game, it has glacial development pace

>> No.40005552

>>40005511
propably overwhelming pleasure with a sting of guilt as your former boundaries and physical limitations slowly erode and you find yourself both much stronger and more mamonolike every day

>> No.40005565

>>40003679
The tail doesn't look cat-like at all.

>> No.40005570

>>40005530
Not too saggy. There needs to be some perk to her massive mammaries

>> No.40005582

>>40005570
i mean the natural sag for the size, i hate ballon titties

>> No.40005596

>>40005582
Agreed. Puffed up balloons are no good. Natural sag, but not old sag that an old woman would have where it's just skin.

Hence why I said some perk. The natural perk that a young but very fertile woman would have.

>> No.40005641

>>40005596
and for me, big inverted nips are what I love

>> No.40005667
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>>40005596

>> No.40005925
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I love this cute dork

>> No.40005947

>>40005925
Does she like Yakuza or Dragon Quest?

>> No.40006000

>>40005667
Very soft

>> No.40006043

>>40005925
I like Gazer's look, but I don't want a mean girl. Give me the nicest, friendliest Gazer there is.

>> No.40006061

>>40006043
best bet is a really old one, they tend to be sweet and mellow

>> No.40006090

>>40006061
Gentle hag Gazer does sound excellent.

>> No.40006123
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>>40006043
Gazer is extremely affectionate if she likes you.

>> No.40006125
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>>40003180
>>40005091
So you, anons, hate Ivans here. I see...

>> No.40006141

>>40006125
>vodkaniggers given literal rape correction
>war on Ukraine immediately halts
Druella deserves a nobel peace prize if she pulls this off

>> No.40006194

>evil
>hag
>dominant and controlling

>> No.40006209
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>>40006141
Was this picture created by person who support the war? I have big doubts about that.

>> No.40006223

stop taking shitty bait

>> No.40006245

>>40006194
sounds perfect, i want to be her cute human pet

>> No.40006250

>>40006123
I'll accept that if she turns the haughtiness down a notch. Arrogance is annoying, but confidence is really hot.

>> No.40006255

Eros is best the best goddess. I like cupids and apsara and houri.

>> No.40006283

>>40006255
She is indeed the best goddess after Mara.

>> No.40006288
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>>40006209
To be fair, my country deserves portals more than all of yours. I'm so tired of living in this derpessing and cold hellhole.

>> No.40006301

>>40006125
I don't. Don't mind the muricans.

>> No.40006302 [DELETED] 
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>>40006194
>innocent
>hag
>soft and sweet

Evil is hot but nice old ladies have their own unique brand of cuteness I can't get enough of.

>> No.40006303
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40006303

>>40006288
>I'm so tired of living

>> No.40006316

>>40006125
Monsterfucker Ivans are fine in my book.
>>40006288
Just send me a Siberian Jinko and we're good.

>> No.40006330
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>>40006303
Not today, Wisp-chan.

>> No.40006348

>>40006302
for me, its a toss between a plush bogey, a troll, or a wurm hag

>> No.40006352

>>40006125
I can say without a doubt in my mind, that any fan of MGE is like a brother to me

>> No.40006360
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>>40006348
wrong translation
Trolls are A+, I almost can't imagine them not being hags.

>> No.40006365

>>40006125
I would be envious over any man that got first access to bapho.

>> No.40006371

>>40006360
I want to go after a troll hag and hear those lovely words "You wouldn't like an old lady like me, right?Wouldn't you prefer a younger girl?"

>> No.40006373

>>40006352
I don't think any fan of mge could be that bad. It's not exactly a setting anyone even remotely normal would be attracted to.

>> No.40006377

>>40006365
KC, then?

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>>39993265

>> No.40006386

>>40006377
The man who refuses to open the portals because someone tweeted ntr at him that one time

>> No.40006390

>40006379
Being self-aware about it makes it even worse.

>> No.40006408

>>40006360
It's hard to imagine an intermediate state between a mature, curvy, busty Troll and a cute little Troll daughter.

>> No.40006411

>>40006371
>tail anxiously flapping behind her
>blushing red from her cheek freckles to her tit freckles
>laugh lines deepening as she gives a wobbly, overwhelmed smile

Old trolls are cute! CUTE

>> No.40006413

>40006379
>filename
why did you even post it if you know its not wanted

>> No.40006422

>>40006408
one day theres a pop and they go from the cute stage to the busty stage in the matter of a second.

>> No.40006425
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>> No.40006442

The genie is very rarely posted, but is one of the best girls.

>> No.40006444
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>>40006408
I headcanon that they hit that extra soft, curvy stage early in life but stay more bouncy than sloshy for a good while. Always stacked but with a different heft as they get older.

>> No.40006457

>>40006411
>she blushes even harder
>Almost faints
>She just wondering how this handsome young lad likes her, an old maid

>> No.40006468

>>40002618
oh shit, yananon! good to see you again

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>>40006442

>> No.40006486
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>>40006442

>> No.40006496
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>>40006442
I wish for a buff girlfriend.

>> No.40006497

>>40006486
wishing cow

>> No.40006511

>>40006496
If you want that, you're going to need to give her a looooot of protein

>> No.40006519
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>> No.40006534
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40006534

>lyme disease

>> No.40006553

>>40006511
I can take her to a BBQ.

>> No.40006554

>>40006519
what is say?

>> No.40006564

>>40006534
chronic wasting disease would be more interesting

>> No.40006575

why they call her white horn when her horns arn't white?

>> No.40006581

>>40006575
You're supposed to paint them white yourself

>> No.40006598

>>40006575
I think it's common that their antlers get covered in snow.

>> No.40006701
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>>40006575
You should ask her

>> No.40006733

>>40006554
looks like a reference sheet

>> No.40006756

>>40006519
why are the tails numbered
are the tails sentient like an octopuses ?

>> No.40006764

>>40006756
if it's sequential she'd look off balance when she had 4 tails

>> No.40006768

>>40006756
reminds me of that one artist who just draws one fox tail and writes "x9" next to it

>> No.40006773

Can a wight teach me how to do that cool claw thing she does?

>> No.40006785

>>40006756
>you REALLY need to stay away from #7

>> No.40006803
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40006803

Fuck the cosmic horror in their non-euclidian pussy.

>> No.40006811

>>40006803
maybe we could just be friends

>> No.40006831

>>40006803
Shoggy, why do my eyes bleed whenever I look at your mom?

>> No.40006847

>>40006803
>>40006831
>Shoggy's mom has it got going on

>> No.40006864

>>40006803
>Le Nuit, c'est moi!

>> No.40007038
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Pelvis crushing oni sex

>> No.40007044
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40007044

>>40006803
Gladly, my mind would remain intact

>> No.40007069

>>40006519
>9 tails
This fox is ancient, ANCIENT!!

>> No.40007074
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fuck 12

>> No.40007106

>>40007074
Ah yes, the classic "oh no I am helplessly bound in public on a risky day"
Fox hags need to get new material

>> No.40007113

>>40007074
>shout FUCK THE POLICE to the nearby MGCPD officer
>suddenly she ties herself to the pole and looks like this

>> No.40007119

>>40007106
looks like the guy just left too, judging from her expression.

>> No.40007134

>>40007106
>>40007074
im just gonna break the chain then leave

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>>40007074
she wont get it wrong next time.

>> No.40007162

>>40007148
i love this, sauce now, or u gey

>> No.40007173
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Here anon, your vampire wife decided to wear this for you tonight.

>> No.40007191

>>40007162
https://nhentai.net/g/314656/

>> No.40007199

>>40007173
I don't have a vampire wife

>> No.40007238
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40007238

This fox is special.

>> No.40007244

>>40007238
Yeah, shes very special alright...

>> No.40007248
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Around echidnas,never relax

>> No.40007260
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>>40007238
this fox is in your walls.

>> No.40007277

>>40007260
and shes my fucking door it seems as well

>> No.40007281
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>>40007038
yes please

>> No.40007283

>>40007248
Tiamat?

>> No.40007296
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>>40007238
flip it

>> No.40007303
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40007303

>>40007283
just some useless yugioh card

>> No.40007337
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>>40007238
I'm going to FUCK Kemonomimi-chan

>> No.40007386

i wonder what would happen if a monster found a prehistoric human or a human that has gone feral or something

>> No.40007411

>>40007386
just tame him like she would do with a "civilized" one

>> No.40007415

>>40007386
>salamander finds superhuman caveman frozen in ice

>> No.40007427

>>40007411
that would cute, instead of a mn taming the savage monster, a monster is taming the feral man
>>40007415
>names him pickle

>> No.40007468

>>40007427
>>40007415
I'd read the shit out of a monster girl version of baki

>> No.40007486

>>40007468
And that fuck power up baki got woud make a whole lot more of sense

>> No.40007502
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40007502

Does your wife get insecure about not having proper digits for hand-holding?

>> No.40007509
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>> No.40007515

>>40007468
You do realise it'll end prematurly with Baki settling down with the demon ape as a waifu right?

>> No.40007517

>>40007173
Crosses?

>> No.40007528

>>40007502
>spoiler
Get the fuck out.

>> No.40007546
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>>40007173
I prefer my vamps with more charisma

>> No.40007556
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>>40007502
Give me pawsies, or give me death!

>> No.40007565
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>>40007173
If she were really my wife she'd know mom jeans are the quickest way to my heart.

>> No.40007566

How do you teach a monstergirl to be a mother?

>> No.40007585
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>>40007566
its in her genetics

>> No.40007588
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40007588

>>40007502 here. Meant to share the full lewds/sheet, sorry.

https://files.catbox.moe/02rq78.png
https://files.catbox.moe/tugy4j.png
https://files.catbox.moe/lyrlua.png

>> No.40007589

>>40007566
Show her everybody loves raymond and just tell her "Not like these women" that should do the trick.

>> No.40007598

>>40007515
Wasn't Yasha a widow though?

>> No.40007623

>>40007502
>>40007588
Helga's a cutie.

>> No.40007644

>>40007468
The real question is what would Buscuit's wife be as a monstergirl?

>> No.40007656

>>40007644
A Wight without a liver

>> No.40007669

>>40007598
the first one, not the second one

>> No.40007683

>>40007669
Didn't it just get a surprise attack with Baki winning in the end?

>> No.40007686
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>>40006442
Same anon. Also underated.

>> No.40007704

>>40007683
yup, it has been a while but it would be funny seeing his pops reaction to that fact that his son shacked up with the demon ape

>> No.40007714

>>40007515
>impying that Yujiro wouldn't fuck a monster to make his child

>> No.40007737

>>40007714
bakis mom gonna be an red horned ogre in that verision

>> No.40007741

>>40007337
Is that a daughter, or a pet?

>> No.40007764

>>40007737
what would jacks mom be?

>> No.40007774

>>40007764
an American crocodile monster girl

>> No.40007785

>>40006803
New Chaos monster when?

>> No.40007788

>>40007774
>crocodile gets demon silver teeth

>> No.40007829

>>40006534
I'd let that white horn give me any diseases she wants

>> No.40007867

>>40007829
please do not become a disease vector just for some deer pussy

>> No.40007918

>>40007867
Ahhhhhh, those white haired, winter deers are just to powerful. Cannot stop, must submit to whatever she wants

>> No.40008041
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carrot

>> No.40008126
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40008126

>>40007502
No, because she’s not a fucking amateur.

>> No.40008130

>>40008041
Why is there a face drawn on it?

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>>40007281

>> No.40008438

>>40006564
>chronic wasting disease?
>you've been chronically wasting your seed
>outside of me

>> No.40008547

I like nacha. Also like tiddy. Need compramise.

>> No.40008553

>>40007566
They learn from their mom and grandma

>> No.40008594

>>40004516
Yep, that's the one. Absolute trash.

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40008598

>>40008547

>> No.40008646

>>40008598
lolis are easier to carry as a spider. Think about that.
A girl this big will stretch your reproductive pouch out of shape.

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