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Find yourself a girl that looks at you like that.

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>> No.40375539
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>>40375535
I wants me a girl what looks at me like so

>> No.40375548

I wonder if there are public sex beaches in MGC like there are nude beaches in our world.

>> No.40375601

>>40375548
Probably wouldn't make a distinction.

>> No.40375653
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40375653

Power bottom bicorn that bullies and eggs your other wives while you're having sex
>Come on, put your back into it! Even my grandma could make him cum faster!

>> No.40375666
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40375666

Im sure she's fine

>> No.40375847

I wonder what the sabbaths think of the
>GET OFF MY LAWN!
types

>> No.40376016

>>40375847
They're gonna make it "GET OFF OUR LAWN!" eventually.

>> No.40376080

>>40375666
if a tomboy with this much boobie suddenly got possesive of me, I'd thank God every day on my knees

>> No.40376129

What if it's some kind of special military automaton, you know? Like some kind of real solid... metal... I don't know, like some new Japanese thing?

>> No.40376131

How do I convince the heroes guild to let me join and bankroll my trip to zipangu with the promise that I won’t just fuck and marry the first monster I see when I will in fact fuck and marry the first monster I see?

>> No.40376198

>>40376131
>You need at least 1 year of adventuring experience and 3 references to join
>Too much of the budget in the past have gone to people who go to exotic lands and get raped on their first mission
>They do have an apprentice program but for some reason most of them still end up getting raped by monster girls
>Little do they know, the "apprentice program" is just a front for monster girls dating service who want a adventuring husband

>> No.40376377

>>40376131
There's plenty of ways to get a wife and one way ticket to Zipangu; you don't need to waste the hero's guild money.
>join a endangered species conservation charity for a jinko or ren xiongmao
>become a mail order husband for a danuki
>sign up for an order missionary trip, waste their money, and head for the nearest ryu/shirohebi shrine once you land
>post a naked picture of yourself on a ushi-oni website
>look into hiring a kunoichi hitwoman on yourself
>go to the embassy and ask if they have any single relatives back home
You could also just tell the hero's guild you'll be willing cannon fodder for an adventure party going there. Your sacrifice lets the party have a one use insta-win against any monster or escape one loss. This means you'll probably get thrown into the arms of a particularly strong and rapey monster though.

>> No.40376470

What would be a fun story idea?
>Ryu holds the weather of a village ar ransom to get the man she wants to visit the shrine
>Lillim/succubus captures female knight and corrupts her. the twist is said knight is VERY into sharing and they fuck the guy together
>Golem and automaton cnverse on the logistics of magical artifical life
>Living doll dries to do the horror movie thing, fails at it.
>Man tries to go out in a blaze of glory by sexually arrasing boss, jokes on him, she's into that shit.
>"The boy who cried werewolf"

>> No.40376529

>>40376470
>Man tries to go out in a blaze of glory by sexually arrasing boss, jokes on him, she's into that shit.
This one please

>> No.40376548

>>40376470
living doll, the dude doesnt get sceared cause the more scared he should be, the harder he gets

>> No.40376557

>>40376377
>sign up for an order missionary trip
I wanna do that but actually try to convert a Ryu worshiping town.
I'd 100% fail, but I still wanna do it.

>> No.40376568

>>40376470
>Lillim/succubus captures female knight and corrupts her. the twist is said knight is VERY into sharing and they fuck the guy together
Best for basic smut.
>Man tries to go out in a blaze of glory by sexually arrasing boss, jokes on him, she's into that shit.
Best for comedy (and really good for smut)
>"The boy who cried werewolf"
I vote for this one. Not just because I love werewolfs, but also because it seems like the best one-shot idea.

>> No.40376572

>>40376470
>Cry wolf
>Entire monster girl village shows up to help
>It’s a werewolf
>They say not to waste their time
>werewolf kidnaps me to her den

>> No.40376581
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40376581

>>40375535
I want my girl to look at me like this

>> No.40376649

>>40376572
What's a werewolf's den like?

>> No.40376650

>>40376649
smelly and damp with fluids

>> No.40376657

>Go to ushi rape cave
>She’s already taken
>Go to next ushi rape cave
>She’s also taken
>Go to another ushi rape cave
>She’s taken and is expecting in 7 months
>And I’m not a cunny fan anyways
>Go to city with ushi town in it
>All the ushis are married
>All of them still trying for kids
>Try online dating
>Ushi profiles are long dead with last activity 7 years ago
>Any new ones are just bots
WHERE DO I GET A DAMN USHI WITHOUT WAITING 18 YEARS?

>> No.40376674

>>40376650
>with fluids
I somehow feel I shouldn't ask what kind of fluids.

>> No.40376676

>>40376657
I have an idea, find the legends of sereval ancient evil Ushi onis and start checking their sealed temples and shrines

>> No.40376707

>>40376676
>Check the obvious raid zones that are visited every week by adventurers because stupidly rare mounts the ushi bosses drop
>I’m sure they aren’t married after years of the content being out by now

>> No.40376726 [DELETED] 

>>40376707
if you gonna be sad boi, i have a feeling that a scrapped bogey ushi oni boss is gonna make form herself just to tell you off for being such a sad boi

>> No.40376776

>>40376707
if you gonna be sad boi, i have a feeling that a scrapped bogey ushi oni boss is gonna make herself form herself just to tell you off for being such a sad boi and you get you your ushi oni wife, just a little plushier than you thought

>> No.40376978
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40376978

massive secondary sexual features on a monster girl

>> No.40377002

>please like and subscribe

>> No.40377010

>>40376470
>>Ryu holds the weather of a village ar ransom to get the man she wants to visit the shrine
this sounds like super fun, the werewolf one too

>> No.40377020

>>40377002
anon? u good?

>> No.40377034

>>40376649
surprisingly comfy and tidy, good internet connection too, and it doesn't get hot in the summer, since it's well isolated.
lack of windows is a slight downside, but once you're married you can persuade her to add some

>> No.40377048

>>40376657
Zipanguese Institute for Mamono with Aggression Problems

>> No.40377069

>>40376470
I vote for the Werewolf.
>>40376657
You could have asked the married Ushis about their family members.

>> No.40377098

>>40377034
The only place with internet in all of mge is wonderland. It's up to you on whether it's worth the cost.

>> No.40377289

>>40376978
The best kind of features.

>> No.40377290

>>40377098
It is
>hatter
Tea parties where you’re the seat of honor
>dormice
Sleep
>cheshire
Most detrimental due to her becoming a meme queen
>jabber
Look up recipes for deserts with her
>trumpart
Depending on her suit she could be normal or really kinky and with the internet it wouldn’t matter because she would already know about any fetish ever. Also spade trumparts might be a bit miffed over learning their symbol has been jacked
>wonderworm
Spends all day looking up bongs and hookas and things to smoke in them
>jubjub
Who cares about porn let’s have sex
Overall it’s a worthy sacrifice none of the girls are that bad besides humpty eggs

>> No.40377296

>>40377098
You just have to get used to everyone correcting you that "colour" is the correct spelling.

>> No.40377361

>>40377296
>Colour
>Labour
>Centre
>Aluminium
>Fulfil
Abhorrent

>> No.40377389

>>40377361
>Armour
Truly these english girls must be corrected.

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>>40377296
Oim tellin' ye Muriel, the outside wor'ers really do call a "funny-wunny hubby-snuggy getty-wetty" a "rape"

>> No.40377435
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40377435

Sleep and snuggle with the Ko

>> No.40377439

>>40377435
no

>> No.40377451

>>40377391
>Headband
Fake cat. Punishment is anal bead tail and subsequent yanking

>> No.40377457

>>40377435
>the Ko
looks like she yoinked him back to the bed before he finished. nice of her to solve the captcha and press post though

>> No.40377463
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40377463

>>40377289
i agree, my love for fat ass monster girls is second to none but also love milky titties

>> No.40377474

>>40377435
I would, but I'm addicted to fat hags.
I must continue my hunt for the ultra hag.

>> No.40377489
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40377489

>>40377289
agreed, just look at the ass on this hatter

>> No.40377490

>>40377463
Can I get some tea with my milk?

>> No.40377505

>>40377490
you'll get milk tea

>> No.40377529

>>40377489
Yeah no that's far in /d/ territory

>> No.40377541

>>40377474
There can be a thicc hag Jinko for you out there.

>> No.40377551

>>40377391
>go to Wonderland
>get intercepted by a jabberwock, Cheshire cat, mad hatter and jubjub bird
>they start singing Beatles songs at you

>> No.40377562
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40377562

hagshire
>>40377551
im going to sing salsa songs back at them

>> No.40377710
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40377710

Single men in their twenties or older are likely to be reported for being suspicious.

>> No.40377733

>>40377710
i just turned 20, am I gonna be reported?

>> No.40377764

>>40377710
but all I'm doing is eating cereal, how is that suspicious

>> No.40377770

>>40377710
And then what?

>> No.40377786
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40377786

>>40377770
Enslaved and shotaed by unlicensed sabbath witches

>> No.40377794

>>40377786
bad end

>> No.40377817

>>40377710
so best I starting whoring myself out in highschool and drop out to get fucked for money?

>> No.40377858

>>40377817
>cut to lilim in city hall with her head in her hands, lamenting how her policy backfired

>> No.40377861
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40377861

>>40377770
The local lilim makes an example out of you.

>> No.40377887

>>40377733
Not immediately. But if you were to reach 25 without finding anyone, or even trying to, you'd be in serious trouble.
>>40377764
What kind of man can be in a place filled with women that want to love him and just eat cereals? Are you saying monsters aren't good for you? That's not very patriotic of you. Are you perhaps an Order sympathizer? You are obviously up to no good.
>>40377770
Marriage correction

>> No.40377893

>>40377861
A cheap scheme to get this loser laid huh?
Too bad, I belong to hag pussy only.

>> No.40377910
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40377910

>>40377887
but I'm eating monstergirl cereal!

>> No.40377917

>>40377451
>childhood friend dresses up as a monster to scare you
>goes the extra mile and somehow manages to get her hands on a cheshire's dress
>convinces you to meet her in the woods outside of town
>you go to meet her but she's nowhere to be seen
>you suddenly feel a paw on your shoulder, scaring you shitless
>she's practically dying of laughter
>you're left confused on how she managed to sneak up on you, it was like she came out of thin air
>in anger you grab one of her fake ears and try to pull it off
>it doesn't come off

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>> No.40377925

>>40377910
You should be eating out monsters instead.

>> No.40377938

>>40377893
>He doesn't know hags are losers
>Anon gets midnbroken by the hag lilim mayor

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>>40375535

>> No.40377981

>>40377858
>Anon smiles for he has a foound a way to get money without working

>> No.40378018

>>40377861
this lim seems weird...

>> No.40378068

>>40377922
She looks pissed

>> No.40378078
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40378078

>>40376470
The boy who cried werewolf.

>> No.40378090
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40378090

>>40377893
!

>> No.40378106
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>>40378090
good old gappy

>> No.40378144

>>40376978
damn bratty hatty…

>> No.40378156
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>>40378090

>> No.40378191

>>40377861
what a worshipable ass

>> No.40378200
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>>40375535
Big bloodbags.

>> No.40378227
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40378227

>>40378156
truly hag

>> No.40378229

>>40378156
Made for dozens of pregnancies.

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>> No.40378270

>>40377861
An excellent throne filler.

>> No.40378303

>>40377861
if only the thighs matched

>> No.40378330

Impregnating an old hag and her pet fox.

>> No.40378367
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40378367

>>40378330
learning how babies are made with the maid of that red house

>> No.40378387

>>40378367
>sakuyawhatssex.jpg

>> No.40378412
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40378412

>>40378387
gotta go ask old patchy then to learn what sex is, She should know what sex is

>> No.40378413

Getting pinned down in the bamboo forest by a Lewd Boobie Wolf.

>> No.40378418
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>>40378236
>centaur using anything but sword and lance
unforgivable

>> No.40378421
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40378421

>>40378413
getting smothered by some massive wolf tittiies

>> No.40378440

>>40378418
i know people on these threads shit on mm, but I'm glad that it was a thing.

>> No.40378442

>>40378421
Making pups with the wolf while being smothered by the wolf titties.

>> No.40378450

I feel nothing

>> No.40378453
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40378453

>>40378442
finally making zipangese wolves not extinct and drinking lots of zipangese wolf milk!

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>>40378367
>rich old hag "adopts" a "boy" in his late twenties
>spends weeks and months coming up with hilariously convoluted plans on how to seduce him
>almost has a mental breakdown when she realizes why their maid keeps getting bigger
Early bird gets the worm

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>>40378450
Looks like suicides are back on the menu! Isn't that nice?

>> No.40378492

>>40378450
I feel...cold

>> No.40378510

>>40378453
Imagine the bush on her during full moon.

>> No.40378521

I'll have the uuuuhhhhhh manticore hellhound combo please.

>> No.40378526

>>40378492
Barbossa you lying bastard! It's hot as hell right now!

>> No.40378536

I'll have the troll, kiki, holst venus mommy combo pls

>> No.40378545

>>40378413
>just chilling in zipangu
>everyone here is pretty chill, rape here isn't as much of an issue as say, the desert
>sipping fresh tea from a street stall while having a little siesta in the forest
>suddenly there's a lot of noise
>sounds like branches of bamboo snapping and shattering
>it's getting closer
>try to keep a low profile
>hear a shout
>"HEY, FAGGOT! MOVE!"
>get sacked by a werewolf that's twice my fucking size
>we tumble through the brush
>she ends up on top of me
>"The boy who's about to become a father says 'what'?"
>"W-what?!"
>she rips apart my clothes with her teeth
>starts rubbing herself all over me
>next thing I know she's riding me in reverse cowgirl
>doesn't stop until I've busted a nut three times
>feel like I'm gonna faint
>she carries me over her shoulder back to her home
>turns out she runs a convenience store down the road, too
>was honestly expecting a rape cave or something but she lives a pretty normal life when she's not in heat
>because I came three times, we're married now, and I still don't know how the fuck to get back home to collect my belongings

>> No.40378567

I posted this in the wrong thread, please excuse my retardation.

You were captured in a recent Amazon raid. Because you were a good boy, and cute enough for a few girls to fight over, you get to pick which one you belong to.

Don't look at hidden fetishes until you make your choice.

>Option 1
A brash, haughty chieftain-to-be. Keeps her hair like her temper, short. Has the most well-defined muscles of her generation. Got a demon tattoo on her thigh because she likes being caressed, didn't realize how sensitive it would make her, now gets extremely embarrassed when it's stimulated. If you use this to get the upper hand, she'll probably fuck you back twice as hard when she regains her senses.
Sexual interests include outdoor sex, rough sex, pinning
Hidden fetish: ripping clothes

>Option 2
A meek girl who was converted from the previous raid. She still lacks confidence, so she prefers to keep her appearance as close to her former self as she can. Wears glasses & keeps her shoulder-length hair in braided twintails. She's still clumsy with weapons, but is still agile enough to get the upper hand on a lot of her peers. Her slightly plump body often lends an added layer of eroticism to her tight-fitting clothes.
Sexual interests include hand-holding, kissing, and clothed sex. She likes being pulled around, but wants to feel wanted, not used.
Hidden fetish: pet play, you're the pet

>Option 3
The idol of the tribe. She generally has a very gentle, caring demeanor, but can be strict where needed. Others look up to her as a sort of big sister. Her hair is long, straight, and cascades down her shoulders and back freely. She composes and performs love songs in her free time, often about very sensual subjects.
Sexual interests include gentle domination, nursing handjobs, lots of mouth action on the body.
Hidden fetish: shibari. It goes both ways.

>> No.40378584
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40378584

>>40378492
Save your breath. I am neither afraid nor capable of being comforted by your banal words.

>> No.40378592

>>40378536
>echidna looks at you funny for a minute
>"coming right up sir! Please pay at the window!"
>she wiggles to another room
>"Honey! We've got a big order to fill!"

>> No.40378597

>>40376657
if you found some ushis already borrow some blood and go make your own.

>> No.40378608

>>40378597
do you need to inject the blood into a girl or just get it on them?

>> No.40378627

>>40378608
it's probably contact but you could coat a demonsilver knife or something to be sure

>> No.40378628

>>40378440
The girls were great, it's just the story was crap. I would have liked it better if it was a bunch of different guys and showing a day in the life of each of them and their monster. Harem anime just tend to be shit. They focus too much on the bickering between girls and random pervert shots rather than the actual romance.

>> No.40378632

>>40378567
Option 3

>> No.40378641

>>40378627
That's just mean

>> No.40378660

>>40378641
use it for self defense when you get attacked by gang of nuns

>> No.40378667

>>40378270
But my face is her throne.

>> No.40378674
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40378674

>"Blessed with purifying powers and unparalleled beauty... I am a gift to you all. You may sing songs of praise in my name... Eek?! Wh-why are you staring at me so boorishly?! Wh-wh-what is wrong with people these days?! "

>> No.40378685

>>40378667
Hope you've worked on lung capacity as she'll be holding court then.

>> No.40378695

>>40378628
>manga
>actual romance
Rare. The japanese are affected by the same societal pressure as us where you can't show women trying to be romantic toward men Because nobody knows what it would actually be like

>> No.40378714

>>40378660
i usually just dodge and dodge until the nuns tire themselves out and give them all a flask of wurm milk for the workout

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>> No.40378747

>monster girls fantasize about living in a monster girl version of The Handmaid's Tale

>> No.40378759

>>40378714
>>40378660
Please, the nuns are married to their God
Don't corrupt them

>> No.40378777

>>40378743
>tfw no creepy white dragon gf whose 8ft tall and wears a sundress
>Ywn never hear her popopopo behind you and see the massive shadow
>Ywn hear those in your sleep
>Ywn be lulled to sleep but such tender popopos

>> No.40378785

manticore in juri han's body suit
please

>> No.40378786

>>40378747
And why wouldn't they?
Half of us fantasize living in it too with the roles reversed.

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>>40378759
it's okay they can still be holy.
plus ms march hare has some very intriguing interpretations of theological texts

>> No.40378798

I like to post on 4mon about my lovely Alp childhood friend wife

>> No.40378812

>>40378747
>monstergirls wearing the handmaid's clothes, nun uniforms, and burqas to be "modest", all while these clothes fail to hide their massive assets

>> No.40378819

>>40378759
Anon, these nuns are hiding succubus horns and tails under their habits and their bodies are almost completely covered in pleasure runes.
Someone is getting corrupted alright, but it won't be them.

>> No.40378843
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>>40377786

>> No.40378850
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40378850

What is the sabbath putting in the group snacks?

>> No.40378861

>>40378819
Well
At the very least, don't stab
Knife fights are terrifying

>> No.40378862

>>40378850
thats too big

>> No.40378898
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40378898

>>40378412
Mykyuu.

>> No.40378908

>>40378793
>spash her with Ushi blood
>she's scared at first
>but then she gives way to the pleasure and turns
>Bunny-Succubus-Ushi Oni Nun
>She's calm and gentle
>still devoted to her faith, although had to leave the sisterhood upon taking a husband
>who she gently fucked silly for a week straight, he only being sustained by her milk and healing powers

>> No.40378922

>>40378861
demonsilver is approved for all ages and fun for the whole family

>> No.40378959

>>40378861
>nuns get tired of your shit
>they affix demon silver "bayonets" on their succutails

>> No.40378960

>>40377710
I'm not worthy of having a wife. Please understand, Lilim-sama.

>> No.40379065

>>40378567
>Option 4
I hate Amazon and femdom because I'm not faggot so I kill my self out of spite for Eros being a dick.

>> No.40379081

>>40378545
it's nice that getting dogpiled is more literal with mamano

>> No.40379095

>>40379065
>I hate Amazon and femdom
>I'm not faggot
?

>> No.40379122

>>40379095
If you like to be dominated you're are a feminoid or a fag, that all.

>> No.40379124

>>40379065
Have you ever thought about not replying?

>> No.40379141

>>40379065
>I hate Amazon and femdom
>I kill my self
Hello, future undead Alp

>> No.40379146

>>40379122
Okay alp

>> No.40379151

>>40379095
R&I him.

>> No.40379184

>>40379095
just leave him, hes the resident shithead

>> No.40379192

>>40379146
>>40379141
Sure and next time you will say that pegging is really hetero, you dirty faggot

>> No.40379194

>>40378227
I like this guy's work, I wish he posted more art on his pixiv. He makes me fall in love with Yukari all over again. Her and Kaguya.

>> No.40379195

>>40377917
>grab her ears
>she moans
Oh no!?

>> No.40379208

>>40379151
Seconded. Those posts feel very out of place, must be some summerfag crossobarder thinking he's funny.

>> No.40379234
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40379234

What is it with monstergirl media and having such great human women in them?

>> No.40379249
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He went to different tactics, sad. So sad but I wish for some dragons

>> No.40379279
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>>40379194
He draws the haggiest hags that ever hagged.

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>> No.40379293

Living Armor variants and Living Armor hybrids

>> No.40379341

>>40379293
>Living Armor nanosuit
>pros: looks futuristic and cool
>cons: it keeps changing the mode to MAXIMUM HORNY on its own

>> No.40379351

>>40379293
Living armor bogie

>> No.40379369

>>40379293
Living Armor Warframe

>> No.40379437

I want to get dominated by an Alp.

>> No.40379461

>>40379293
i like ittan momen in the same role better. they're more flexible

>> No.40379468

>>40377463
>>40377489
I may need to reconsider the shroom

>> No.40379489

>>40379461
>more flexible
I see what you did there, anon

>> No.40379513

>>40379468
there are some shapely benefits to the more sedentary mamano

>> No.40379516

I feel like even if the portals open I wouldn't turn into an incubus. My autism/antisocial aura is too strong for even them, or for the realm to afflict me. Its stronger than my porn addiction.

>> No.40379539

>>40379516
cool blog

>> No.40379541

>>40379516
I don't know about you but I am 100% sure my harem is waiting for me on the other side and will seek me out the moment the portals open

>> No.40379556

>>40379351
always accompanied by a living armor bogey

>> No.40379561
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>>40379516
>antisocial
Living Shirohebi bait

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>>40375535

>> No.40379587
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>>40379513
True, true.

>> No.40379601

>>40378843
>>40377786
Gloomy girls are dangerous.
They lure you in with their exotic looks and approachable personality, then before you realize it you're the father of 10 gloomy daughters.

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>>40379513
Soft and fluffy monsters that like to laze around eating and fucking. Absolute decadence and hedonism.

>> No.40379612

>>40379561
That vagina looks painfully angled

>> No.40379616
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>>40379601
oh no!

>> No.40379619
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I am in love with Ms. Alp

>> No.40379620

>>40379619
I need strongfat alps.

>> No.40379632

>>40379513
Evidently.
I must look into them more, be they the bounce shroom, the tea shroom, or the shroom shroom.

>> No.40379639

>>40379611
The best kinds.
Breeding and comfy times would come ahead.

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>>40375535

>> No.40379662

>>40379642
>schoolbag full of bones
i feel i can trust this person

>> No.40379672

>>40376470
>>Ryu holds the weather of a village ar ransom to get the man she wants to visit the shrine
Sounds fun

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>>40377710
I achieve wizard status very soon. I will not have my potential taken from me.

>> No.40379713
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>>40379639
Falling asleep after doing the deed atop a large soft monster while still comfortably joined together.

>> No.40379728

>>40379713
No better way to rest right there, most likely face first in her bust if she's a tall one.

>> No.40379752

>>40379620
>your gymbro Alps on you

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>>40379728
Maximum comfy.

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Beeg monstergirls are great, they're so much more cuddly.

>> No.40379780
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40379780

>>40379752
Acceptable.

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40379798

>>40375535

>> No.40379814

>>40379616
She looks like the type who'd want to reenact her favorite hentai scenes.

>>40379642
Nothing beats brown skin with light hair on a shortstack monster.

>> No.40379822

>>40378850
>cow that likes drinking her own milk
why doesn't she just drink her own, straight from the tap?

>> No.40379825

>>40379794
https://youtu.be/x6lv7FACT-o

>> No.40379828

What are the best species if I want to dominate or at least be equal to them ?

>> No.40379848

>>40379828
Almost all of them, femdom is shit.

>> No.40379875

>>40379828
The meidos, also Cockatrice and Umi Osho are all about maledom.

>> No.40379883

>>40379848
based
Hellhounds tongue my anus

>> No.40379892

>>40379883
be careful, that sounds like a power move from her

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No one fucks like Gaston
No one sucks like Gaston
No one makes human girls look like sows like Gaston
For there's no succ in town half as sexy
(Perfect, a pure paragon!)
You can ask any Tom, Dick, or Stanley
Deep down they all know: an Alp is fine too

No one's thick as Gaston
No one's slick as Gaston
No one's tits quite as majestic as Gaston
>As a specimen, yes, I'm intimidating
My, what a gal, that Gaston!

>Thank you Anon, I needed the encouragement

No one rapes like Gaston
Milks a dick like Gaston
All the women in town, they're all jealous of Gaston

>When I rape I sneak up, loins afire
>And the pelvis of Anon says a prayer
>First I carefully line up my slit
>Then I just jam it in!
(Is that fair?)
>I don't care!

No one rides like Gaston
Slams her hips like Gaston
In a sex match, nobody lasts like Gaston!
>I'm especially good with the reverse mating press!
10/10, Gaston!

>When I was a lad, I did four hundred squats every morning to help me get large
>And now that I'm a girl, I do five hundred squats
>And my thights are the size of a barge!

You'll be kissed by Gaston
Who else loves like Gaston?
He could never resist you, Gaston!
>We put lots of love in all of our fornicating

Say it again
Who's a man among women
Who's the super succ(ess)
Don't you know? Can't you guess?
Ask her fans and her dearest husband
There's just one girl in town who's got all of it down

And her name's G-A-S...T... I believe there's another T... It just occurred to me that I'm illiterate and I've never actually had to spell it out loud before...
Gaston!

>> No.40379924
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>>40379561
clingy is good

>> No.40379931

>>40379561
damn snek, at least take me to dinner first

>> No.40379932

>>40379924
Big titty doll gf.

>> No.40379938

>>40379924
I love how she's getting preg art.

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>>40379883
>Tongue your anus, you say?

>> No.40379949

>>40379924
So what's the best girl for a clingy man?

>> No.40379951

>>40379949
flowkelp

>> No.40379970

>>40379828
Alps

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>>40379883
They will now.

>> No.40380018

>>40379901
I bet Gaston is a total dead fish

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>>40375535
>When you order weapons from GremlinTech

>> No.40380044

>>40379828
wurm

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>>40375535
I am tired of these vengefull Gods that try to render my mind insane, or consume me. Where is the God of wine and titties?

>> No.40380085

>>40380027
MP18's magazine if you want to RP a WW1 storm trooper.

>> No.40380147

>make fun of grapesnakes on monchan
>a few minutes later someone replies to your post with a lewdtube link
>it's an apophis
>adjusts camera and reclines in her seat
>flips her hair back and holds up a glass
>hooks her fangs over the edge
>completely fills the glass with venom in a matter of seconds
>licks the residual venom off her lips and smiles seductively into the camera
>starts listing off your IP address

>> No.40380189

>>40375539
>ancient dragon tries to impress you with the finest recipes from empires that no longer exist, made from ingredients worth their weight in gold
>you're just trying to figure out why there are five different forks next to your plate, and praying that she won't get angry if you pick the wrong one

>> No.40380211
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40380211

>>40380189
I have no table manners, sadly.

>> No.40380227

>>40380147
>send an image of an empty egg carton in response

>> No.40380228
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>>40380147
>drink apophis' venom juice in front of her
>pretend to be fallen completely for her
>get close to her pretending to kiss her
>stroke her head while looking smugly at her as she's puffing up her cheeks, as she doesn't understand why her venom didn't work

You do know why it didn't work, don't you anons?

>> No.40380244

>>40380211
the only ones who would care about propriety are kikimoras and maybe vampires

>> No.40380251

>>40380075
Isn’t that literally the god of the gote you posted? Bacchus iirc?

>> No.40380253

>>40380227
>t. future venom addict

>> No.40380265

>>40380228
>turns out anon has an ulcer
whoops

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>>40375535

>> No.40380306 [SPOILER] 
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Alp sex

>> No.40380317

>>40380253
cope egglet

>> No.40380339

>>40380306
That's a regular Succubus.

>> No.40380356

>>40380339
yeah, he does that.

>> No.40380357

>>40380306
All this alp-posting sounds forced. That's not even an alp.

>> No.40380374

Sniff dormouse _______.

>> No.40380395
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>>40380306
ANON NO THE ADS

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>>40380339
>>40380356
>>40380357
There's no other logical explanation for why they'd have a tail that thick.

>> No.40380444

>>40380432
why would a thick tail be an indicator of an alp?

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>> No.40380469

>>40380444
Forced meme.

>> No.40380470
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>game has unwinnable fights

>> No.40380497
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>>40380432
Because tail thickness in Alps is completely fanon.
>>40380470
This one looks unlosable.

>> No.40380504

>>40380228
I'll give you a point for avoiding the venom, but I'll have to deduct several points for forgetting that her tail is nearly 2000 pounds of muscle. You really shouldn't have gotten into headpatting distance.

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>> No.40380519

>>40380374
Pillows.

>> No.40380609

>>40380512
>exploring your new alps wife body together with her
Alps have upsides

>> No.40380654

>>40380519
Close but no cigar. Try again.

Something that makes contact with the pillow

>> No.40380684

>>40380654
Pajamas

>> No.40380687

>>40380654
ass?

>> No.40380708

>>40380684
Not quite.

>>40380687
No fren. Her hair. Sniff her hair.

>> No.40380726

>>40380708
her ass hair?

>> No.40380755

>>40379289
what's the point if the bra has no milk stains?

>> No.40380795

>>40380726
the forbidden mofu...

>> No.40380807

>>40380726
No fren, just no.

>> No.40380917

>Be the first one to fall asleep at a sleepover
>Prank me by downloading a dating app to my phone and accepting every monster on there
>Next morning get swooped up by ancient evil dragons arguing over who gets my first time

>> No.40380934

>>40380726
Based and pubic hair pilled

>> No.40380938

okay okay okay
I get it, we all heard about the ancient evils
but what about ancient good monsters?

>> No.40380983

>>40380938
They all got married soon after the transformation because humans already liked them and aren’t creepy angry shut ins. Essentially imagine a really nice grandma calling you sugar, honey, or some other nickname but are absolutely stacked and are all that wrinkly that’s what ancient goods are like

>> No.40381008

We al know when the demon lord isn't having sex, she's sending rude memes to the cheof god

>> No.40381009
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I view Bromance as the purest and closet form of love between individuals. It is therefore, only natural, that I would come to truly appreciate the natural extension to that relationship dynamic.
Bromance to heterosexual genuine romance and love courtesy of gender-bending magic or whatnot.
I love Alps so much for allowing those type of stories to exist in the world of MGE

>> No.40381012

>>40380934
Pubic hair is great, but ass hair is gross.
Only bigger older monsters can pull off having a few tasteful ass hair.

>> No.40381022

>unleash an ancient neutral
>she doesn't really have any plans but she wouldn't mind hanging out for a while, maybe

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>>40380938
>explore the ancient temple
>find a stone statue of a buff Mino
>fondle the tiddy a little
>the stone starts to melt
>underneath is the mino heroine knight
>trapped in the melted magical stone by an evil sorcerer she defeated
>only her true love could bring her back
>leave the cave after she "shows you her gratefulness"
>be welcomed as a hero wherever you go
>people laudate and vivate you
>get free shit from every restaurant
>suddenly on top of nice buff chilvarious wife, you get high social status and admiration of all goodwilled people

>> No.40381040

>>40381022
>ancient neutral
>has no opinions whatsoever
>"can't those kids shut their yaps already?"
>"I just want to grill for Mara's sake..."

>> No.40381049

>alpfaggotry
>hairfags
Go be disgusting somewhere else

>> No.40381050

>>40380726
>>40380934
Dormice do not have ass hair or pubic hair for that matter.

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>>40375535

>> No.40381152
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>>40380470
>Trapped on a space station with tall spooky mansion fox like Alien Isolation, an unrelenting pursuit of instarape.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Auq-LJDAx-0

>> No.40381183

>>40381152
Oh no? Do I have to play along and run from her or can I just skip the game and princess carry her to the nearest bunk

>> No.40381186
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Alps are the cutest and the sexiest mamono in existence

>> No.40381189
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>>40381152
it might like ms fox is attacking him when he shows weakness but she is in fact gracefully cushioning his fall.
however she may need to inspect him more closely for injury

>> No.40381219
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>>40381183
She will get very upset if you don't attempt to run or hide from her and she may cry.
>>40381189
Of course, she would never let anon get hurt.

>> No.40381246

>Have daughter with a Gremlin
>Your wife already planned out her birthday gifts for the next 16 years
>It's all retro games and consoles
>She can't wait for her to be 6 and receive a gameboy

>> No.40381279

>>40381219
what if I attempt to fight?

>> No.40381282

>>40381219
>she may cry.
I see. Even a fox may cry when you don’t play along with her game

>> No.40381311
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>>40381279
Not effective, she is much larger than you and has magic.

>> No.40381341

>>40381189
incidentally do you guys have any good ways to show weakness to a monster? seems like a good way to get those predatory instincts flaring
>wearing open collar shirt near vampires
>wearing elastic band shorts near a ghoul
>showing your back to jinko
>floundering in water near mershark
>flailing in arachne webbing
>struggling in lamia coils
>breathing/heart beating near undead

>> No.40381358

>>40381341
setting yourself on fire near dragons

>> No.40381364

>>40381341
>fidgeting and acting scared near a hellhound
>admiting to being thirsty near a holstaur
>being cold and distant near a houri
>acting prudish near a dark priest

>> No.40381382
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>>40375535

>> No.40381401

>>40381382
A fate worse than death.

>> No.40381419

>>40381358
way to get the salamanders all hot and bothered

>> No.40381420

>>40381382
I know you can't get Alped against your will, but I bet some more powerful mamono would prank boys by casting a temporary Alp disguise spell on them.

>> No.40381427

>>40381311
What if I make it down to the hangar and steal one of the power loaders?

>> No.40381434

>>40381341
How do I become more vulnerable to Imps and Alices?

>> No.40381450

>>40381382
Epic meme alpfaggot

>> No.40381458

>>40381434
babysitters are often poached by the sabbath

>> No.40381510

>>40381341
What are some things I can say or do to make a friend who recently Alp'd for me take the initiative and possibly flare up her desire to pin me down and force copulation?

>> No.40381519

>>40381434
Act like a loving big bro to the alice, and just intentionally screw up the summoning ritual for the imp.

>> No.40381535

>>40381434
play a game with them

>> No.40381547

>>40381519
>ah, oh no, I've failed my summoning ritual
>look right there where I accidentally smudged it
>you could do anything now
>oh no

>> No.40381582

>>40381341
>anon skips the EULA
>demon stifles a moan

>> No.40381585

>>40381382
I just realized with this pic you can use a baphomet to make nice straight and clean rows for planting seeds and plants.

>> No.40381598

>No imp girlfriend to call you the bestest, super cool guy to ever exist

>> No.40381629

>>40381341
I'd mention how much I like cooking when near an amazon

>> No.40381656
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>“Monsters won’t get me/wouldn’t want me, I’m a reclusive shut in”
>Last words Anon typed before the Rapid Anon Protection Enforcers (RAPE) kicked down his door and assigned him to Officer Hellhound, who always wanted a nice, introverted Anon to cuddle.

>> No.40381662

>>40381450
Don't diss the classics, that image is as old as these threads.

>> No.40381796

>>40381341
>See school of mersharks out far past the buoys at the beach
>Swim to them
>Break the ice by asking for swimming lessons
>They point out I just managed to swim this far out to the sea without any struggle and with no floatation device
>Leave me treading to go bully those nerds stuck in the rip current
It’s unfair. Should I just keep swimming till I do start struggling and hope a mershark sees me?

>> No.40381812

>>40381341
>Enter Wonderland
>”Why is a raven like a writing desk”
>Hatter practically bursts from the bushes, yanks a table, some chairs and a tea set from her back pocket
>Launches into a passionate autistic rant about all the different answers
>Then completely changes the subject without missing a beat, asks you about yourself before launching into another rant about something tangentially related to your answer
>Repeat until you suddenly find yourself lying flat on your back on the table with her straddling you

>> No.40381824

>>40381598
Onii chan is the bestest.

>> No.40381828

>>40381796
a little blood goes a long way

>> No.40381895

>>40381341
>Gee i'd really like to be a father someday
>somewhere, an echidna orgasms

>> No.40381928

Troll monsters by acting the opposite way of their ideal mate, play mindgames and keep em guessing.

>> No.40381940

>>40381341
>spend at least half of your paycheck on gold every month
>make sure it's real gold and no creeping coin gold
>every morning, take the coins out and rub them all over your body
>dragons can smell it from a mile away

>> No.40381985

>>40381928
would this catch the attention of trickster monsters?

>> No.40382013
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>>40379901
Considering how Gaston looks as "perfection" his alped form instead of looking like that I'm a hundred percent sure that he would turn into some kind of meaty shortstack, a shape that no man would be able to resist

>> No.40382035

>>40381828
>Anon cuts himself slighty when brushing past a buoy
>All the mersharks turn to his but turn away snickering
>Wonders what the issue is
>Fails to notice the amazoness shark behind him

>> No.40382048

>>40381940
>Spend half my paycheck on gold and silver
>Don't take them out of their storage container because like hell I'm letting my stack oxidize or get scratched up, I need that shit for if fiat paper crashes
>Danuki tracks down my address through mandatory recipts of all precious metal purchases kept by my dealer, end up with thick 'nuki wife that also stacks precious metals

>> No.40382083

>>40376470
As much as I like lilims, I am gonna vote for either the werewolf or the sexual harassment anon

>> No.40382136

>>40382048
>Pure gold
>Pure silver
>Oxidizing
Haku sensei would be very angry about you not paying attention during the metallic section of the periodic table

>> No.40382186

>>40381341
>showing your back to jinko
whats all this about?

>> No.40382199

>>40382136
Silver usually isn't sold as pure, it's .999 fine or 90% by weight if you're dealing with constitutional silver. Constitutional absolutely can tarnish, and fine gold is very soft and easy to damage. That's why protective capsules for coins and even small bullion bars are sold.

>> No.40382207
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>>40375535

>> No.40382224

>>40382186
it's the precursor to the pounce

>> No.40382242
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>> No.40382245

>>40382186
Tigers are ambush predators and less likely to attack you when they know you see them.

>> No.40382267

>>40382242
topheavy magus

>> No.40382270

>>40382245
So if I do my power stance, she's gonna be intimidated?

>> No.40382286

>>40382270
they're pretty civilized when their instincts aren't running wild

>> No.40382287

>>40382270
I don't know what you want to do exactly, but she might think you're provoking her.

>> No.40382290

>>40382207
Mommy

>> No.40382299

>>40381928
>Troll monsters
Stopped reading there

Post your best troll girl pics please!

>> No.40382304

>>40382242
i am not normally into tits, but god damn i want to bury my face in those

>> No.40382339

>>40382287
T-pose to assert dominance

>> No.40382346

>>40381341
>getting a cut in front of a wurm
>doing a simple tech wrong over and over in front of a firemouse or sally
>sweating in front of an akamaeme

>> No.40382361

>>40382339
I was reading Baki, and got the idea to do Yujiro's power stance on strong mgs

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>> No.40382406

>>40382392
Alps were a mistake. A clear avenue for faggots to tranny it up discreetly and shit things up another way.

>> No.40382412

>>40382392
Worst timeline, Abort!

>> No.40382424

>>40382406
i don't know about the discreet part

>> No.40382430

>>40382406
would you have preferred monster energy just making everyone straight as an alternative?

>> No.40382444

>>40382242
>tfw no dark mage wife thats way taller than me
>tfw ywn suck her tits when you need to heal
>tfw ywn get smothered by massive sloshy milkers

>> No.40382452

>>40382430
it's a fantasy, you don't have to include everybody.

>> No.40382458

>>40382406
The funny part to me is that the gays still hate it because it isn't gay enough.

>> No.40382481

>>40382458
The gays hate it because it isn't gay

>> No.40382574
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>>40382458
MGE is one of the most heterosexual works in existence. Which is a good thing.

>> No.40382577

>>40382412
Everyone gets their happy end, anon. You are helping an alp get "hers"
You get the choice of species though

>> No.40382602

>>40382406
Alps are great.
They're mere existence is enough to make fags and trannies seethe.
And besides what's the other alternative? Allow gays, trannies, and etc to exist?
I think monsterization and them creating hetero monster/human perfect marriages and families is the best option.

>> No.40382617

>>40382574
i like big lady

>> No.40382712
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>> No.40382800

>>40382602
Actual trans women would kill for a procedure that magically flips their gender and turns them into a 11/10 succubus to booth.
The only ones seething are the Twitter schizos that pretend they like to suck dick for attention.

>> No.40382858

Do alps still wake up in the middle of the night with phantom dick?

>> No.40382863

Dormice canonically smell the best of all monsters. Alraunes and their subspecies coming in as a close second.

But dormice have the advantage since they can move around more freely, and you can have a normal home and normal bed with one. No sleeping outside in your waifu's pod. No getting covered in sticky nectar when you want to sleep with her. No getting rained and snowed on. Just pure comfy with the mice.

>> No.40382879

>>40382863
i'd go with big brown bird personally. h'orcs okay too.

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>>40382013
Obviously Gaston should be an 8ft muscular succ.

>> No.40382944

>>40382800
The mindflayer therapists are going to be extremely busy when the portals get here

>> No.40382958

>>40382879
But they don't smell good like dormice.

>> No.40382979

Had a weird dream (half-dream?) kind of felt it was between reality and sleeping as if had some perception though lacking agency, as if drunk?
Regardless, the Goddess and one of her highest angels, nearly as busty, tired of heaven, wanted to live on the ground and (You) in their family. Though they wanted a more dramatic and motherly entrance while also wanting to analyze (You)r everything.
So they kind of made a bunch of changes to nature like via a portal throwing (You) into a beach, posting some sign like “totally safe to skinny dip here” and upon your confusion mystically adding newer lines like “all dangerous animals hunted down by the Shark navy”, “day that is coincidentally today has no succubus traffic because it’s business hours so this beach is deserted”
Only for the moment you actually bite the bait and jump in the water they trigger a big wave to wash your clothes away regardless of distance and impact to the ecosystem and then they descend from
Heaven with some “coincidental” entrance “oh your poor boy all alone in this dangerous place. Don’t worry we will take care of you”
And then the archangel happily carries (You), lodging your dick between her cowtits telling you to not be afraid and if possible call her big sister.

>> No.40382994 [SPOILER] 
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>normal anons think MGC school is a place of spaghetti droppers
>reality

>> No.40383015 [SPOILER] 
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>>40382994

>> No.40383131

My car just got jacked, I hope Gremlins didn't get a hold of it.

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>>40382994
>>40383015
Good thing I hang out with the nerds
Gonna make them popular by getting them pregnant

>> No.40383155
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Man's Best Friend.

>> No.40383156

>>40383138
Congrats your phone is gonna get flooded by muscular monsters claiming they are totally into those “nerd” things like the Avengers movies

>> No.40383185

>>40382994
if you were nice from the get go they wouldn't be all vindictive about it

>> No.40383189
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>>40383155
but that's not kot

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>>40381824
>Onii chan is the bestest
Being admired by a lewd loli gf half in a smug teasing manner and half seriously would be great

>> No.40383321

>>40383156
>Your phone is gonna get flooded
How did they get my number?
I bet the (((nukis))) are behind this

>> No.40383354

>>40383321
never doubt the gremlin

>> No.40383363
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>>40383156
gonna send back pics of kissing nerds

>> No.40383366

saw this last thread but the thread was archived when i was tempted by the idea.
>>40361327
>mofus diabetus: the american fox. a short documentary
>not to be confused with mofus hagus (a ancient ancestor to modern foxes), mofus diabetus specimies have hagitus sized assets
>often times these gluttonous foxes can be found grazing in fast food restaurants or sleeping in public spaces
>unlike other foxes who prefer both tofu and meat, diabetus foxes are visibly disgusted at tofu.
>the average diabetus fox will have far thicker and bigger mofu than their common counterpart, its theorized that this is partially thanks to their increased consumption
>a underfed/hungry mofus diabetus will become extremely hostile and angry, you can fix this anger by giving them some meat.
>however for underfed diabetus foxes this is only a temporary solution, they must be plumped back up to a hag size to become nonhostile.
>just be careful, in captivity its quite easy to spoil them, in which case they will start actually getting fat. but dont underfeed them either as they will lose the hag size.
>and of course there is the hag variant, also known as mofus hagetus. these foxes are the biggest of all, in both fluff and asset size.
>just make sure you can handle both of those things, accidentally hurting a loved one is quite the mental blow to any fox.

>> No.40383377

>>40383366
what thats not the message i wanted.
>>40368603

>> No.40383399

>>40383156
my phone only buzzes when I got a weather announcement.

>> No.40383437

>>40383366
>>40383377
>what thats not the message i wanted.
Yeah, we can see that; the mislinked post is about setting drops and yours is just more unsightly fetish garbage.

>> No.40383453

>>40383363
i better practice with a pyrow first so i don't embarrass myself

>> No.40383454

I will kill myself just to fucked the happiness data of my city. fuck you lilim mayor.

>> No.40383459

>>40378685
I doubt that would be an issue when you turn into an incubus. Which probably happens pretty fast with a lilim being around.

>> No.40383460

>>40383437
>unsightly fetish garbage
do you have any idea where you are right now?

>> No.40383468

>>40383366
>>40383377
>someone makes something based on my stupid post
nice

>> No.40383470

I want to hear about what sabbaths get up to when all the married witches and incubuses get together to talk about magic and shit.

>> No.40383476
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>>40375653
Hot.
>waiting for hubby to get home.

>> No.40383480

Which Alp subspecies is the best

>> No.40383498

>>40383460
Yeah, monster girl thread. Chubby chasing & gerontophilia generals are too boards down, faggot.

>> No.40383505
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>>40383453
good thinking, she will also help you practice dating and having sex while she is at it
your so lucky your friend can help you with this stuff

>> No.40383510

>>40383480
The one with a rope around the neck and nothing under their feet.

>> No.40383511

>>40382944
But they will undoubtedly enjoy it

>> No.40383530

>>40383510
Why do you dislike Alps to such a degree?

>> No.40383535

Post your favorite imp pics please!

>> No.40383551
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>>40375535

>> No.40383556

>>40383505
>practice wedding
>practice baby making
>practice child raising
Friends like these are worth more than gold

>> No.40383566

I've been thinking about getting covered in kissmarks by a heavily muscular monster like Minotaur or Jinko.

>> No.40383569

>>40383399
Congrats you just posted enough information for the nukis to track down your phone number. Retard.

>> No.40383574

>>40383551
>no wrinkles
Ew.

>> No.40383578

>>40383476
Cute bat lingerie.

>> No.40383585

>>40383566
This, but non-muscular ghouls instead

>> No.40383586

>>40383566
>Jinko picks Anon up and starts giving him a tongue bath.

>> No.40383588

Oh dragon god I wanna fuck a car so bad

>> No.40383594

>>40383530
They're faggots who have a better disguise. like nignog and kikes they must get the rope (in Minecraft) but let's not derailed the thread.

>> No.40383620

>>40383586
>jinko grooms anons hair back to normal
>cow later cowlicks it back up
the endless cycle

>> No.40383627

>>40383556
>having practice sex with your pyrow best friend
>she screams out "I love you!!" while leg locking you
>doesn't say it was a practice "I love you"
oh no bros, what will I tell our kids?

>> No.40383666

>>40383620
>being smooshed between cow and jinko who fight over your hair
>your just hanging there wishing you were at home playing your rapestation
jsut another day in mgc

>> No.40383676

>>40382430
Yeah

>> No.40383762

>>40383627
>you go to formally register your practice marriage
>clerk gives you a weird look when you show her the papers with big red "PRACTICE" written on them
>asks what species your practice wife is
>goes "ah, another one" when you say it's a Pyrow

>> No.40383771

>>40383578
Easy gift for a vampire lady.

>> No.40383775

>>40382800
Actual trans are extremely rare and don't like drawing attention to themselves.

>> No.40383791

>>40383775
lol

>> No.40383805

>>40383775
bruh

>> No.40383806

BEEG, THICC CLACK-CLACKING TRANS HAGS!

>> No.40383812

>>40383791
Not him, but Twitter is not real life I suppose. Shit applies to a lot of "loud" groups.

>> No.40383827

>>40383566
This but human girls

>> No.40383837

>>40383806
Not so sure about "trans hags" or whatever, but Satsuki pharaoh with heels is something I want

>> No.40383840

>>40383827
how unsightly

>> No.40383848
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>>40383762
>get feelings for your pyrow best friend
>awkwardly confess your feelings to her while hoping she doesn't reject you
>your pregnant best friend just looks at you and just says "Yes"
>you starting giggling happily to yourself as you run off to tell your practice kids that she said yes

>> No.40383863

>>40383848
i don't think that's how you're supposed to eat bananas

>> No.40383886
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>>40383827
Arrest him

>> No.40383891
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>>40383863
monsters are too dumb to eat bananas, that's why you need to be their husband to make sure they eat right

>> No.40383909

>>40383762
why can't a poor pyrow find a real husband?
Less lucky in love than even alps.

>> No.40383918

>>40383827
>jinko keeps covering you in human girls
but why

>> No.40383943

>>40383918
Maybe it's her version of that thing cats do where they bring you a half-dead bird and expect you to finish it off.

>> No.40383967
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(You) are not gonna weasel your way out of this one

>> No.40383970

>>40383943
dont cats bring you half dead animals cause they think you cant hunt? does jinko think you cant get laid?

>> No.40383985

>>40383967
>Wow, it took all 3 of you to rape me?
>Figures you couldn't beat me 1 on 1, scrubs.

>> No.40383999

>>40383985
It's not their fault you didn't take any crowd control skills.

>> No.40384009

meeting your wife when she buys you out from being a sex slave/prostitute

>> No.40384022
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>>40383775
be gone filth

>> No.40384069

>>40383970
She should just do it herself.

>> No.40384072

>>40383775
>don't like drawing attention to themselves.
Nigger your kind spends every single hour on the internet for social validation online.

>> No.40384082

>>40384022
Please, my doctor says I can't take any more Greenworms.

>> No.40384093

>>40384069
she must have self-confidence issues

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>>40384069
she is too dense, please understand

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>>40384082
your doctor don't know squat, know here is a nice greenworm to consider

>> No.40384163

>>40384093
>>40384107
>ah, who would even love this mountain of muscle and cat? jinko muses to herself
>anon walks in wearing his trademark 'i want to go to musclecat mountain' shirt
i guess we'll never know

>> No.40384172

>>40384082
Big pharma doesn't want you to know about Greenworms.

>> No.40384192

>>40383886
>pic
Your POV in Heaven

>> No.40384194
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>>40383848
Pathetic.

>> No.40384197

>>40384172
they'll never love me as much as these heartworms do

>> No.40384218
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>>40383366
Lmao.

>> No.40384223

>>40384218
the x9 always gets me

>> No.40384242

>>40384082
See, that's the thing. The doctors don't know what's good for you anymore, man. I once took greenworm while I was in a sensory deprivation tank, it honestly changed my mind for the better.

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>>40384223
I don't blame the artist taking a shortcut.

>> No.40384338

>>40384267
I wish I was that burger

>> No.40384343

>Buttslut Vampire defeats her Dhampir daughter by introducing her to the joys of anal
>Unintended consequence was a massive increase in her daughter's incestuous urges

>> No.40384375

>>40383241
That would be perfect.

>> No.40384394

>>40379901
>>40380018
Gaston talks big but cums the moment you put it in and begs you to be gentle

>> No.40384397

>>40384343
an inevitable fate for the girl who backdashes everywhere

>> No.40384404

>>40384218
>>40384267
>ancient evil fox gets unsealed by some horny nerd
>luckily she discovered the wonders of burger, so the world is safe
>also the shrine she was sealed in is now the biggest burger joint in existence

>> No.40384418
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>>40383241
Specially when that loli appreciating you is already the mother of 5 of your children

>> No.40384460

>>40384418
That's a big book for such a little girl, is it a picture book? There aren't too many big words in there?

>> No.40384487

>>40384460
its her book full of children names for when anon impregnates her
she wants to use all of those names

>> No.40384490

>>40383535
Okay, for real now. You can post your favorite imp pics

>> No.40384508

I want to draw some lewds but fuck, its so hard sometimes to finish it or even come with an idea.

>> No.40384538

>>40384508
Whitehorn blowie

>> No.40384550

>>40384538
>blowie
okay, I am down to do it, I can take one more at least to get over this rut of mine

>> No.40384556

>>40384508
Zombie babymaking

>> No.40384600

Silly hats

>> No.40384605

>>40384550
What's your art name by the way, so I can look out for it?

>> No.40384607
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Alp from the Alps

>> No.40384612

>>40384607
I'm going to drink that Alp under the table.

>> No.40384620

>>40384605
wurmfag

>> No.40384623
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>>40384600

>> No.40384626

The weak should fear the strong.

>> No.40384629

>>40384620
cait sith tailjob

>> No.40384633

>>40384607
The fact that this Alps is not pregnant pisses me off

>> No.40384637
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Breastlets, when will they learn?

>> No.40384638
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>>40384600
the sillier they are, the more powerful the wearer

>> No.40384641

40384629
fuck off and die. I'd rather hang than do that

>> No.40384666

>>40384638
W-what are the kiss marks supposed to represent on her hat??

>> No.40384668

>>40384620
Awesome, thanks fren!

>> No.40384675

>>40384550
>>40384620
Try a Mucus Toad tonguejob, I don't think I've seen thicc MGE frogs before.

>> No.40384687

>>40384633
Be glad that she isn't pregnant, she's drinking alcohol

>> No.40384689

>>40384666
The number of kisses stolen from assistant anon while he sleeps, like girl scout badges

>> No.40384697

>>40384666
her brand of magic, it seems like shes a kissing mage
>>40384675
>tongue job
ok it seems I might need to go down to the swamps

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>>40384666
it signifies one of the most dangerous covens

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>>40375535

>> No.40384764

>>40384734
now this part of the reson that I love dark mages, way older, and have more ways to seduce you, as well as those very forming fiting dresses

>> No.40384774

White horns must need lots of brushing to keep that think fur coat of their's tame. Would you be willing to take on that task if you married one, anon?

>> No.40384793

>>40384774
you should be able to solve this

>> No.40384818
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>Holding hands
She has already won. It’s over, Anon

>> No.40384822
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>>40384418
In my opinion, it's better when she's an actually young monster and just having all the fun in the world. It doesn't hit the same way if you've been a couple for a long time.

>> No.40384827

>>40384818
fake her out with the fake hand and run

>> No.40384842

>>40384793
I'd be more than happy to. It's a shame that all the white horns are a dimension away

>> No.40384845

>>40384641
Ok. Kill yourself then.

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>>40384818

>> No.40384868

>>40384862
but i'm all out of tofu

>> No.40384878
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40384878

Succubi are cute.

>> No.40384893

>>40384878
Cute dork

>> No.40384895

>>40384862
I want to shave her ear fluff

>> No.40384896

>noooo sexy monster girl from my wildest dreams stop making me cum I’m losing my miiiiiiind!
>noooo she made me cum again and again it’s humiliating and goes against my religion! Zanzibart forgive meeee!

>> No.40384923

>>40384818
need more handholding

>> No.40384965

>>40384923
handholding with tentacle

>> No.40384990
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>>40384878
No, they're fearsome

>> No.40384998

>>40384990
punch boob

>> No.40385001

>>40384638
>>40384697
>>40384734
>Thicc dark mage mucus toad
>Hangs around in the swamp as you train
>Peeps on you when you bathe
>Is literally right next to you as you do

>> No.40385003

>>40384990
i like when the ladies guardcounter me

>> No.40385011

>>40384990
Nani? My attack had no effect!

>> No.40385031
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>>40384990
Going straight for the unarmored spots, smart guy.

>> No.40385076
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>>40385031
Just remind her that you can see her bush.

>> No.40385087

>>40385076
Nice

>> No.40385092

>>40384990
>going with a punch
dummy, monsters are weak to grapples and mating press/ vaginal submission holds

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>> No.40385115

evil mg fetish?

>> No.40385127
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>>40385092
She is fearsome and unflappable.

>> No.40385166

>>40385076
Gross

>> No.40385179

>>40385127
I like girls that look extremely intimidating and scary but are actually really friendly and affectionate.

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>>40385179

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>> No.40385231

>>40385076
I'm usually grossed out by bushes but for some reason I kind of like it on anubi. Maybe it's just the way artists tend to draw them

>> No.40385237

>>40385195
this artist really is into the idea of dicking the demon lord.

>> No.40385325
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>>40385237
Yeah that's like the... fifth time he's done it?

Homonculus
Phone hypnosis
Isekai partner
Reverse Isekai
Hero fanclub

Yeah. Man someone has a fixation. Shit phone hypnosis got a short bonus chapter

>> No.40385333

>>40385127
thats why you offset it with a kiss and slowly make your way over to the bed where you pin her then take off her panties and thrust into her with your penis

>> No.40385340

>>40385325
I'm not complaining,
sometimes somethings are cliche cause they work.

>> No.40385410
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>>40385166
>Not liking bush
(You)

>> No.40385426

>Land cursed pre-current demonlord to be filled with undead soldiers fighting out their last battle, attacking others who come their way
>Post Demon lord they became monster girls but continued fighting.
>But seeing as they're undead and have demon silver weapons, its more like two opposing sports teams fighting each other with the opportunity to show off for hubby back in camp or attract a husband.

>> No.40385425

>>40385325
i got to respect when a guy knows what he likes. like those paizuri only books

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>> No.40385492

>>40385480
gimme choco bunny

>> No.40385520

>>40385492
I need a buff choco bunny to make into a soft one, pregnant one

>> No.40385538

>>40385520
nah, I will repect your taste but I'd rather be the buff one while my choco bunny honey is the softer one

>> No.40385540

>>40385480
What would she do if she caught me cheating at the saloon poker table?

>> No.40385544

>>40385410
That's not a bush, that's the rain forest.

>> No.40385547
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40385547

I would panic here

>> No.40385559

>>40385547
haha

same

>> No.40385568

>>40385538
Thats always fine, personally, I'd like to be muscular instead of the slightly buffer shaggy build I have but either way I just want that bun

>> No.40385583

>>40385544
And Im going to find the juicy fruits within

>> No.40385594

>>40385583
If you can find em.

>> No.40385601

>>40385583
>anon, a few moments before he's savaged by the tribal pixie inhabitants

>> No.40385623

>>40383476
>Come home after a long day at work
>wives have basically turned the bedroom into a glowing "pleasure dimension" while waiting for me
Imagine the mamono mana.

>> No.40385627

>>40385540
they can skip the preamble of running you into debt and then having you repay with your body

>> No.40385649

>>40385594
It wont be that hard to fund, just need to use my mouth

>> No.40385703

Consider hags.

>> No.40385729

>>40385703
My freind, You talk to the biggest hag appreciator there is

>> No.40385748
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>>40385703
Already considered, plenty of times

>> No.40385761

>>40385729
You dare attempt to take my title?
You know not what you do anon.

>> No.40385767
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40385767

>>40385703
hag funbags

>> No.40385770

>>40385729
He does. I'm in the thread, after all.

>> No.40385792

>>40385703
Like a hag mentality, a hag body, or a hag soul?

>> No.40385795

>>40385748
Pussy flossing

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>>40385761
>>40385770
Do you draw hags? I didnt think so

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>>40385729
I already did

>> No.40385806

>>40385792
All of it anon.
The desperation, the saved up eggs, the softness.
Everything.

>> No.40385821

>>40385800
One day I will reinstall my tablet drivers.
Mark my words.

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>> No.40385840

>>40385821
I have free time. Might as well do it today.
My wife does not get enough fanart

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>>40385703
sure thing

>> No.40385862

>>40385703
At my age, even hags are young ladies

>> No.40385877

>>40385862
i know that feel
;_;

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>>40385767
>you will never make her make this face

>> No.40385899

>>40385862
>>40385877
old men lol, how was the stone age

>> No.40385925

>>40385898
She was partly the reason I got into hags.
God I love hags so much.

>> No.40385927

>>40385899
Apart from the queens and hell's angels, pretty much similar to how things are now

>> No.40385944
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>>40385862
WIZARDS REPORT IN

>> No.40385971

>>40383511
And get fat!

>> No.40385974

>>40385944
ha, as if i would paint a target on myself like that. unicorns better swerve

>> No.40385982
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40385982

>>40385703
Soft bodies, saggy breasts!

>> No.40386004

>>40385982
Made for carrying many children.

>> No.40386018
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>>40385982
>>40386004
and filled with milk

>> No.40386027

>>40386018
holy FUCK am I thirsty now.

>> No.40386028

>>40385944
The tanukis are wising up.
Almost got us.

>> No.40386030
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>>40385982
Fat old women

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>>40386027
and the only cure is fresh milk

>> No.40386076

Just imagine, all I had to do was say "consider hags"
And now the thread is vastly improved.
Such is the power of hags.

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Anons, which monsters milk would you like to drink and why?

>> No.40386102

>>40386087
yeah

>> No.40386114
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>>40386087
Cupid milk

>> No.40386115
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>>40386102
all of them? then which one would you want first? Some undead?

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>>40386087
squirrel

>> No.40386140

>>40386018
And audibly slosh!

>> No.40386145

>>40386076
It's annoyed me. I do not like hags.

>> No.40386156

>>40386087
Ushi Oni
Because I love her and it's delicious

>> No.40386157
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>>40386140
As they should, the titties have the weight of our hopes and dreams after all

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>>40386087
I'm a fan of yogurt and prosto/kefir

>> No.40386166

>>40386145
What do you like?

>> No.40386169

>>40386145
>the charisma break when the well-endowed vampire, proud of her superior bust, starts to slosh, causing her peers to snicker.

>> No.40386188
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>>40386087
I drink Alp milk exclusively, because my wife is an Alp.

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>>40386163
so a fan of the undead, but where would one find milky undead?

>> No.40386200
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>>40386145
all things in due time

>> No.40386224
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>>40386198
Roam your nearest graveyard and see if one of them follows you home

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>> No.40386239

>>40386224
thats how you find normal undead but how do you find the ones who leak milk and barely fit in their tops, those are extremely hard to find

>> No.40386251
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I just need comfy

>> No.40386262
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>>40386239
forgot pic

>> No.40386272

>>40386262
How thoughtful of you to provide us with a turbo hag.

>> No.40386281
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>>40386239
You can get a normal one that follows you home, give her a good bath and then start injecting your mana inside her regularly until her breasts develop and become ripe and milky, easy process but they usually end up giving birth after a couple of months

>> No.40386294

>>40386281
I think I might pop into Ms Lich's undead emporium instead

>> No.40386309

>>40386281
I find impregnating an undead girl extremely erotic for some reason

>> No.40386342

>>40386272
shhh!
Dont tell anyone but the turbo jiangshis you see around are free to grab and fuck
https://kemono.party/fanbox/user/1654551/post/2926292

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>> No.40386464

>>40379341
I mean the N2 is basically a yandere already, “jealous suit” and all that.

>> No.40386566
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I like plump Kikimoras who have a preference for anal.

>> No.40386604

>>40386566
Anal is gross

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>> No.40386684

>>40386660
I know it's the same slime but I'd still ask for it from the titty.

>> No.40386704

>>40386087
I want to try hellhound milk, I feel like it would have the same effect as their chest fluff but even stronger.

>> No.40386705
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>>40386684
No slime milk for you. Eat the whole titty.

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>>40386660

>> No.40386743
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taco kot

>> No.40386779

>>40386233
Flip the script, bite them instead.

>> No.40386788

>>40386743
Brown cats are all rapists

>> No.40386800
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>>40386788
and thats a good thing

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>>40386788
you may not like it but this is what peak rapist performance looks like

>> No.40386887

>>40386660
I'd prefer to drink straight from her mouth.

>> No.40386895

>>40386604
You're gross.

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>>40375535

>> No.40386911

>>40386800
so this is the riddle of the sphinx

>> No.40386940

>>40386800
>>40386911
>There are two sisters; one gives birth to the other, who in turn gives birth to the first. Who are they?
>Mmmm hmm mmmph

>> No.40386972
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40386972

>>40386705
BECOME ONE WITH THE SLIME! ONE WITH PLANET SHOG!

>> No.40386978

>>40386940
I’m too dum to understand

>> No.40386982
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>>40386940
big kots are bullies

>> No.40386990

>>40386978
It's day and night I think.

>> No.40387014

>>40386660
>in a desert
>you don’t know it but you’re being stalked by a Khepri and a Sphinx
>shenanigans ensue always outside your vision and they never get to claim you
>they finally agree to share when they notice you take out a canteen and out comes a voluptuous slime girl
>they both start fighting one another as you start sucking your slime onee-sans tits for some cool delicious water

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>> No.40387087

Wyvern Oneesan that refuses to let anything, or anyone, else be your mount.

>> No.40387110

>>40387024
fat fish

>> No.40387128
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>>40387087

>> No.40387159

I had a little prompt for a MGE romp
Anon was able to get into MGE but in exchange has the scariest face of them all, able to even scare lims with ease but is a super nice boy that cant even say no to a theif that is clearly lying to him. He is so lonely so he makes himself a simple :D mask to hide his face so he can interaxct with normal folk. He one day goes into Mobtown, where all the mob faced monsters lived, he heard of a ball that the folk have where they put on super detailed masks on their face....

>> No.40387166

yknow how cats really like it when you scratch that spot above their tail? like at the bottom of their back? the tail root, i guess? what happens if you scratch a werecat/werecatlike there?

>> No.40387167

>>40387128
Quite the needy dragons.
Hope you're ready to learn how to ride.

>> No.40387172

>>40387166
melted cat

>> No.40387173

>>40387087
>Your father suggests you get a motorcycle
>She doesn't speak to him for a week

>> No.40387187

>>40387173
>She only tolerates you getting a car and learning to drive because if something happens to her, you'd need to still get things.

>> No.40387213

>>40387167
I am more than ready

>> No.40387218

>>40387166
It causes the catgirl to cum.

>> No.40387233

>>40387213
>Mom has pictures of you learning how to ride her
>She still keeps your older sister's 'Baby Saddle'
>"And here's the halloween where they went as the dark knight and his loyal steed! Oh, I love how we even got them matching armor."

>> No.40387237

So how does one go about uploading a guest story? I've got something I don't like enough to put my name to, but some of you might enjoy it, idk.

>> No.40387242
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>>40386788
Brown Cheshire.

>> No.40387263

>>40387242
>choco cheshire
fuck me, im powerless against choco monsters

>> No.40387270

>>40387233
You make me desire something I wish to have at any cost

>> No.40387276

hello, I'm being very autistic right now, creating a monster girl fighting game character. what silver weapon would a manticore use? im thinking a simple sword, but im not sure.

>> No.40387278

>>40387242
>Lovecraft's cat monsterizes

>> No.40387298

>>40387276
mostly likely something like claws or something, they are part lion after all

>> No.40387306
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>>40387276
A silver sword that transforms into a barbed silver whip, like Ivy's weapon from Soul Calibur

>> No.40387307

>>40387298
Oh yeah, that makes a lot of sense. Don't know how I forgot about that. Thanks.

>> No.40387311

>>40387278
A brown chesh could very well name her self nigger for the lulz.

>> No.40387317

>>40387307
your welcome my fellow autist

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>>40387311

>> No.40387335

>>40387331
Oh no she's Irish!

>> No.40387338

>>40387331
AHH SAVE ME

>> No.40387341

>>40387276
Manticores are especially prideful so they wouldn't use anything that wasn't their body, so unarmed brawler type.

>> No.40387342

>>40387331
>>40387331
>>40387335
demoman chesh

>> No.40387367

>>40387342
>And if I were bad tour guide, I wouldn't be sitting here, discussing it with ya, now would I?!

>> No.40387368
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40387368

In light of recent news, what are your favorite things about angels?

>> No.40387371

>>40387368
Wings

>> No.40387372

>>40387368
...recent news? did the fucking rapture happen while i was away?

>> No.40387375

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, try shortstack therapy as a good way to releive stress.

>> No.40387383

>>40387375
Im more of a tall and thicc smothering session kinda guy

>> No.40387390
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>>40387372
Panty and Stocking season 2

>> No.40387398

>>40387390
Never watched it.

>> No.40387403

>>40387390
Show never really did anything for me.

>> No.40387408

>>40387335
Well you know the rules now you have to kiss her

>> No.40387409
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>>40387375
sounds legit

>> No.40387413
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>>40387398
It's degenerate filth. Avoid at all costs.

>> No.40387419

>>40387413
It's common knowledge that Stocking is the better sister

>> No.40387424

>>40387368
Blonde bowlcut angels.

>> No.40387425

>>40387413
you can watch a show without wanting to fuck the protagonist

>> No.40387432

>>40387408
>Anon gets shitfaced after the kiss from how much liquor black irish cheshh drinks
>He still doesn't understand tho

>> No.40387439

>>40387409
A neck and shoulder massage from Greilia's boobs would hit the spot.

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>>40387419
>>40387425
Hard pass on the entire show.

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>>40387390
fuck yeah

>> No.40387460

>>40387413
Gross

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>>40387451
Yeah, I'll fucking pass. What even is this abomination?

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>>40387460
>>40387471
I am guessing it's made by japs who love the western animation/comic industry and would rather be working there than in japan because it's complete garbage.

>> No.40387565

>>40387390
But Gainax is dead, did Trigger took it? because I can't see another studio pulling it off

>> No.40387614
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40387614

AUTISM COMPLETE.
I made a manticore fighting game character ability list/character introduction thing. I'm pleased with it. I want to do more, but will keep it to myself if people are not interested.

MANTICORE
Hailing from a demon realm wasteland, Manticore is a prideful, hotheaded, strong fighter who charges into combat with a mix of overconfidence, bravery and smug power. She wears a shambled together hide set of armour, covering up only the essentials. Her tail is decorated with various flowers she has come across, most of which are either black or blood red. Her fluff is well maintained, something she takes immense pride in.

She is a powerful close range fighter with overpowering attacks, evasive movements and several command grabs useful for opening up her opponent. She suffers at long range, however, her only options being her slow, very reactable Spine Shot.

INNATE:
Manticore’s game plan revolves around gradually breaking the mind of her opponent with her potent aphrodisiac toxins. With some abilities and basic moves, she will apply a Spine to her opponent, lasting for 10 seconds. Upon getting 3 Spines into an opponent, she deals a large burst of damage, and weakens the opponent for the rest of the round. Her special detonates a spine, knocking the opponent in the air.

INNATE:
Manticore’s wings may be small, but they can still be used to fly for a small amount of time. When jumping, she can hover for a small amount of time. This is useful for mixing up her opponent, overheads and dodging attacks.

623L – Tail Toss
A medium ranged command grab. Manticore puts her tail over her opponent’s head and throws them into the air, opening them up to a full combo. Applies a Spine.

236M/H – Spine Shot (Air OK)
Manticore fires a spine at the opponent. This move is slow, but does a large amount of damage and adds one Spine. The Medium version can be blocked, but comes out faster than the heavy version. The Heavy version comes out slower, but cannot be blocked. A powerful okizeme tool. Both versions apply a Spine. Using this in the air is faster, but only the Heavy version applies a Spine.

623H – Rising Claw
Manticore pushes her tail into the ground to spring upwards, rising quickly. This is an invincible reversal that sends her opponent flying away. When blocked, MANTICORE stumbles back, and is knocked down. On hit, the opponent is knocked back, and is temporarily stunned if they hit a wall, leaving them opponent open to Spine Shot.

214 – Backwards sway (Air OK)
Manticore enters a stance, and bobs back. Useful for evasion.
During this stance, each attack button does something different. It can also be cancelled into any other special.
L – Manticore bats her wings, sliding forwards with a kick. Delayable.
M – Command Grab. Manticore pounces. If she collides with her opponent, she pins them to the ground, pulling a spine from her tail and sticking it in her opponent’s chest before leaping off. Delayable. Applies a Spine. If this is used in the air, she pounces downwards in an arc.
H – Manticore spins quickly, knocking away projectiles and hitting her opponent with her tail. Leads into a combo. Applies a Spine.

236236H – Lustful Rave (Air OK) (Uses 50% of meter)
Manticore coats her claws in her venom and rushes at her opponent, wildly slashing and kicking her opponent with ruthless aggression. She deals a large amount of damage and briefly (yet dramatically) slows her opponent after she is done. Even if the first hit is missed, she will continue to slash, always changing direction to face her opponent. This is an effective tool against mixups/fuzzy overheads, as it is safe on block and tracks.

632146M – Hellish Bonk
Manticore bites her thumb and blows into it, causing the bulb of her tail to rapidly inflate, getting heavier and stronger. She whacks her enemy with it, sending them flying and doing heavy damage. Applies varying amounts of spines, depending on distance from opponent. One at the closest, three in the middle and two at the furthest. Very unsafe on block.

>> No.40387651

>>40387565
I assume Trigger did since they announced the new anime project themselves

>> No.40387716

>>40387614
Frame data

>> No.40387725

>>40387716
oh no dont tempt me because i fucking will

>> No.40387746

>>40387614
(also if anyone wants me to do a different monster im open to suggestions)

>> No.40387759

>>40387614
aside from the last move which is more a bogie thing to do, pretty soild
>>40387746
Bogie, wurm, or jabberwock

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>>40387614
I dunno if hellhound should be rushdown or a grappler.

>> No.40387803

>>40387776
grappler since they have some insane strength as well as liking to put the only male opponent they'll have in a reverse mating press

>> No.40387858

>>40387776
Grapplers tend to revolve arounds struggling to get in, but doing a shitload of damage once they are in, like Zangief from street fighter and Potemkin from guilty gear, so I'd say a hellhound would be more like a rushdown. Honestly, I think they'd be kind of similar to how I designed manticore, in the sense that theyd be a close range character with strong moves and a few command grabs that struggles at range.

>> No.40387861

>>40387803
Gonna be a lot of grapplers in this.

>> No.40387871

>>40387858
so from this, say something like a bunnyip could be a grappler? struggling to get close, but never letting go once theyre in.

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Daughters...

>> No.40387941

>>40387871
I think lamia types would be amazing grapplers, i think undead would be endurance wizs and incredibly hard to bring down, all the muscle one would be rushdowns, magic users either range or gimmick fighters, hakus, kakuen and chimeras would be stance fighters

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>>40387776
Whatever they are, every monster should have a three stage command grab that will 100 to 0 any anon who get's caught in it
>Grab
>Pin
>Rape
Also hellhound is 100% a rushdown

>> No.40387968

>>40387959
>Varied cast of monster girls
>Joke unlock character is anon

>> No.40387981

>>40387725
Fund it, send it

>> No.40387987

>>40387968
>world champion player is the one who autistically plays nothing but anon
>this causes no end of seething

>> No.40388002

>>40387968
>Anon is considered a joke but the one thing he has is a shitton of guts and the strange abiltiy to counter everything if timed exacty right
>Finishing move, Womb Piercer

>> No.40388016

>>40387987
>anons fastest attack is -50 on block and has 82 recovery frames
>still fucking wins

>> No.40388022

>>40386982
>Camilla from Fire Emblem: Fates

Wouldn't she be a dragon like her little brother Corrin?

>> No.40388056

>>40387987
>>40388016
>its a wurm who thought anon looked cute so he deserves to win

>> No.40388057

>>40388002
HMugen with mamono fighting anon, hopefully with non shit controls, I would spend money on this game if it existed.

>> No.40388061

>>40388057
Yes, this.

>> No.40388074

>>40388056
>mamono fighters community is the laughingstock of the entire community since they can't beat a wurm with a joke character

>> No.40388099

>>40388057
>>40388002
also forgot to mention the counter mechanic get stricter with each successful counter and womb piercer can only be done while on the ground with anon either in the mating press or reverse mating press but in the latter case, it has to be done right at the moment when the mamano is about slam her ass down

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monster fighting game mentioned, posting the hound

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>>40388061
>>40388099
And on the final boss that is hidden from view but alluded to how powerful she is the entire game, once revealed.

>> No.40388144

>>40388132
Ah yes, the great devouror of crops, once sight is made with her. All flee from the fields in terror of awesome might

>> No.40388146

Doing another. What weapon would a Bogie use? So far she has creampies, a tent, balloons and Jack/Bogie-in-the-boxes.

>> No.40388157

>>40388146
rubber chicken or some cartoon looking mallet

>> No.40388160

>>40388146
Banana peel, Bike horn, Seltzer flower

>> No.40388165

>>40388146
juggling clubs, clown car,

>> No.40388168

>>40388146
She uses a cheshire like a rubber hose

>> No.40388175

>>40387959
Does anyone have tips for breaking the chest fluff grab combo? I keep getting perfected by it

>> No.40388184

>>40388168
For her neutral special, Bogie wields a Cheshire.

>> No.40388198

>>40388175
turn it into a dick chokeout, which entails you sticking your dick as far as you can and using your legs to do a bloodchoke

>> No.40388202

What would be a good roster for monster girl fightan?

>> No.40388236

>>40388202
Hellhound, Manticore, Lamia, Arachne, Centaur, Lich, Kiki, Lizard, Slime, Oni, Dragon, Succubus and go from there.

>> No.40388252

>>40388202
Inverted roles.
Tech Ushi-Oni, grappler Kikimora, and a Salamander who's a cheap, spamming little cunt like May from Strive.

>> No.40388255

>>40388236
kiki uses sambo and skillet fencing

>> No.40388272

>>40388252
just 6p the dolphin bro

>> No.40388317

do you trust an orca, a dolphin or a shark?

>> No.40388328

>>40388317
Orcas maybe, dolphins no, sharks yes. A shark is not smart enough to be deceitful and you can always bop her nose.

>> No.40388343

>>40388328
orcas are megabullies, yeeting selkies high into the sky for the hell of it and smacking shark cheeks until they are bright right

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Around elves...

Uhh...I forgot the rest

>> No.40388390

>>40388317
only shark, even the deceitful landshark

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>>40388317
Orcas are good girls definitely not anything like dolphins, because they're whales. Yep, just kind gentle whales no rape caves to worry about here they're certainly not dolphins.

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Why doesn't Anubis want to join in with the wanning?

>> No.40388431

>>40388406
too much of a good two shoes and isnt just a mere dog that wans for no reason

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>>40388431
>isnt just a mere dog
wrong

>> No.40388465

>>40388401
Does she want to free my willy?

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>>40388379
It had to be something important.

>> No.40388553
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I'm now going to bed. I hope you all like this. Here is a bogie monster girl fighting game character. Formatted better, hopefully.
>BOGIE
Coming from Demon Lord knows where, Bogie is an enigmatic traveller with bizarre abilities. Always wearing a smile, Bogie’s upbeat, joyful attitude cannot be shaken. She engages in combat with cheerful fervor, always keeping her opponent guessing. She is very tall, and wears a jester’s cap and a black and pink bodysuit with pointed shoes and puffy sleeves, like something straight out of Wonderland. She fights using objects that appear to come from thin air. Even the greatest mages don’t understand how she works.

Bogie is a difficult, confusing set-play character with many ways to confuse, bewilder and frustrate her opponent. Even if she loses the fight, she will win in spirit. Despite her oppressive offence and setplay, she has weak defence, lacking any reversals or good abare options.

>236M – Creampie (Air OK)
Bogie conjures up a Creampie and throws it forward. The Creampie is a fast moving projectile that deals little damage, but stuns the opponent for long enough to set up a box, Marrionette, or simply use Tent of Infinite Fuckery. Bogie is guaranteed to say some kind of sexual innuendo on hit.

>[4]6L – Minor Slip up
Bogie ‘accidentally’ slips on a banana peel, sliding forwards on top of it at extreme speed whilst swinging her comically oversized mallet. If she does not hit her opponent, she will halt after a set distance. If Marionette copies this move and hits the opponent, Bogie still recovers as if she hit them.
[>4]6LL – Major Slip up
Bogie accidentally slips on a banana peel, sliding forwards and spinning on her belly. If she hits her opponent, they will be knocked into the air and Bogie immediately recovers. She can get a full combo off of this. If she does not hit the opponent. She will hit an invisible wall after a set distance, taking damage and becoming stunned. If Marionette copies this move and hits the opponent, Bogie still recovers as if she hit them. High risk, high reward.

>623L – Marionette (Air OK)
Bogie creates a copy of herself, suspended in the position she used it in with strings. It cannot be moved except by Major and Minor Slip Up. It is destroyed in one hit, and costs a small amount of health to use. The clone will copy everything the Bogie does, except placing Bogie-In-The Box and anything that requires Meter.

>214L – Place Bogie-In-The-Box
Bogie summons a mysterious box from nothingness. By pressing L, she places it where she is standing. By pressing M, she throws the box in front of her. Up to two boxes can be deployed at a time. Boxes can be destroyed by the opponent if they are hit with an attack.

>(?)H – Detonate Bogie-In-The-Box
Bogie activates one of her Bogie-In-The-Boxes. 4H will detonate the closes box, and 6H will detonate the furthest box. Upon detonation, a fake Bogie springs out and swings at the opponent with a comically oversized mallet, then disappears. The opponent will be sent flying, vulnerable to a full combo.

>632146M – Blown-up Bogie
Command grab. Bogie attaches a balloon shaped like herself to her opponent, spins, and throws them away. While this balloon is attached to them, their jumps are slow and floaty and they move much slower. When the ballooned enemy is hit (blocked or not), the balloon pops. When this happens, time briefly slows, and bogie can teleport to the opponent. By entering 3M, she will appear behind the opponent. By entering 1M, she will appear in front of the opponent. By entering 8M, she will appear above the opponent.

>236236M – Ultimate Creampie (Uses 50% of meter)
Bogie snaps her fingers, causing a huge Creampie to erupt from the ground. The opponent takes a large amount of damage and is knocked directly upwards, granting ample time to set up Bogie-In-The-Box and Marionette.

>632146L – Tent of infinite fuckery (Uses full meter)
A small tent springs from the ground, knocking the opponent up if they are above it. After a short delay, hundreds of Bogies burst out, flooding the arena completely for 3 seconds, dealing very high damage. The only way to avoid this attack to jump on top of the clown wave and wait it out.

>> No.40388579

>Whip dick out in front of pharaoh
>Surely she’ll appreciate the gesture and make me her throne
>She commands the guards to toss me into the dungeon
At least the ghouls down here are much nicer

>> No.40388594

>>40388553
lovely

>> No.40388600

>>40388553
Still waiting for that frame data.

>> No.40388617

>>40388600
its 7am and i still havent slept. if im to do it, ill do it tommorow. keep pestering me when i post these, ill do it eventually, for at least one character.

>> No.40388643

>>40388553
that's great and all but does she get a chesh weapon

>> No.40388666

>>40388643
i considered giving her a cheshire she can pull out of her hat but im reserving that for a different monster.

>> No.40388691

>>40388600
Sorry anon this is MK9 you’ll just have to slowmo replay each move and count each frame for the start up and end lag along with the rest of the move

>> No.40388788

I just realize that monster girls in an RPG setting when you earn something and tell you to open her chest for your rewards they are not talking about a wooden chest but to unclip their bras

>> No.40388799

>>40388788
Milk....

>> No.40388871

>>40388401
I'd be too scared to refuse an Orca Girl's advances, too smart, too strong, too scary.

>> No.40388881

>>40388871
She's the most friendly and harmless of the bunch though

>> No.40389105

>>40388881
>most friendly and harmless
I’ve seen orca gals bullying those poor penguin girls and selkies. And now that I think about something about your post smells fishy

>> No.40389210

>>40387159
>Mobtown
I want to go to this town and find the mobbiest-faced one that also has the haggiest tits, ass and hips!

>> No.40389285

>>40375535
Is she about to eat me

>> No.40389303
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Please post some nice rata like pic rel

>> No.40389310

How many times can you slap a holst's breasts before triggering aggro?

>> No.40389403

>>40389310
Infinitely holsts are very docile and very tough just don’t get hypnotized by their swinging tits that’d be one hell of an embarrassing defeat, submitting to sloshing cow udders

>> No.40389419

Has a Lovecraft enjoyer I want a Cheshire and I will call her or niggerman every time she fucked up something. I would be also happy to find a Atlach-nacha to tame.

>> No.40389462

>>40389419
Just get a shoggoth and move to new england

>> No.40389662

gator
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3B70VAPKHW4

>> No.40389766

>>40389662
Don't shill your shitty video here faggot

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>>40379814
>shortstack monster
she may be of shortstack race but she's also a god reincarnating into an earthly vessel, and as such she's got no idea that her species are all shortstacks so she ends up 7 feet tall and on the level of "tits to an average anon's face"

>> No.40390186

Post your favorite rata pics please!

>> No.40390310

>>40389662
Crocodile funny

>> No.40390495

Breaking News:

A man who is staying temporarily in a dodgy part of an monstergirl city is criticized, dog piled and made public enemy for talking bad about Bodegas and their lack of complete stock.

>> No.40390619

>>40387237
Any one? You've got approximately 3.14 days before I forget I ever wrote it and it just sits in my files to be discovered a few years down the line, potentially buried under a pot plant.

>> No.40390708

>>40388788
Does this mean that girls who pad their chests count as mimics?

>> No.40390777

>>40390619
Go on pastebin and upload it I guess

>> No.40390815

>>40390777
I just assumed they were still anal about smut, did they relax that policy?

>> No.40390928

>>40390815
don't think so but what've you got to lose?

>> No.40390959

>>40390928
Well put, might as well just do one last proof read b4 trying.

>> No.40391169

>>40390928
Nah, didn't work, shitty filter flagged it.

>> No.40391844

>>40389999
cute dragon, want to mess with her and make her blush

>> No.40391871

>>40389105
>fishy
>about sea creatures
bogie sensei taught them well
>>40389210
turbo hag with a :) face

>> No.40391929
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yldjUctBLfs

>> No.40391943

>>40391871
Mob faced hags are olev

>> No.40391952

>>40391943
but y? Answer in 500 words or more and this is being graded

>> No.40391971

>>40387889
>Went out for a walk around a lake at sunrise
>No one else there except for a girl and her father
>They're happily walking hand-in-hand and talking
This with a monster daughter would be extremely wholesome.

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>>40391929
are banchees metal?

>> No.40392181

>>40391952
What if we made 500 children instead?

>> No.40392207

>>40392181
and 500 words please or is your love that shallow, Anon-kun?

>> No.40392436

stop dating evil mg

>> No.40392451
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>>40392436
No

>> No.40392470

>>40392436
nope. i dont follow orders

>> No.40392484

>>40389662
Cute

>> No.40392507
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>>40392436
From my point of view the good mamano are evil.

>> No.40392771

I will performtricks after getting my defense stat to 99999999999 such as attempting to pierce myself, slamming my head into concrete or even balancing on my stomach on a spike in front of monster girls to impress some of them

>> No.40392775

>>40392207
A tale of love is told not with words, but with feelings.
It is you who is shallow.

>> No.40392797

>Go to mg farmers market
>Ask if ms. holst has any plant based milk
>Looks at me like I just called her tit milk rancid
Where can I get some good tentacle or alarune milk?

>> No.40392809

>>40392771
If you even try to attempt any of this things you will be grabbed before you finish your sentence.
Then you will be rehabilitated.

>> No.40392822

>>40392775
very much so, but you have no hag yet to express that to yet? So who is shallow and lazy?

>> No.40392844

>>40392797
I'd explain to her that I'm lactose intolerant

>> No.40392857

>>40392771
>Anon forgot defense has diminishing returns practically capping at 100
Congrats on being married to a wisp anon

>> No.40392889

>>40392857
then i must find the tech of iron skin, the ultimate defense, I bet I gotta go to the mist contient for that

>> No.40392948

>>40392451
What makes this Living Doll evil?
Does she go around corrupting heroines into more dolls?

>> No.40393140

>>40392822
Do you have one then?
Is this another pot called the kettle black situation?

>> No.40393185
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>>40393140
>anon posts picture of his head lodged between huge sagging breasts

>> No.40393197

>>40392948
>Black sclera
>duuhh y iz dolly evul?

>> No.40393236

>>40393185
Go ahead then.

>> No.40393244
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>>40393197
But moffs also have black sclera and they aren't evil

>> No.40393320

>>40393185
>>40393236
something quick and dirty
https://imgur.com/RQ2I7PR

>> No.40393328

>>40393320
kek

>> No.40393349

>>40392948
>What makes this Living Doll evil?
She's wanted for sexual war crimes in 6 order nations

>> No.40393380

>>40392948
why yes, she is called the doll MAKer after all
>>40393349
wtf is a sexual war crime? Can you eat it? Is it tasty?

>> No.40393476

>>40393236
still waiting on the 500 words, anon-kun~

>> No.40393516
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>>40393476
Alright you wanna hear the truth? I’m phone posting and there’s no way in hell I’m writing a 500+ word essay on my love for hags with a fucking touch screen keyboard

>> No.40393535

>>40393380
>wtf is a sexual war crime?
She has mindbroken uncountable little boys making them unable to feel pleasure unless it comes from dussy (doll pussy). Truly a tragedy.

>> No.40393576

>>40393516
understandable, then just post the 3 most erotic things about hags

>> No.40393610

>>40393535
she at least gave them a living doll gf at least?

>> No.40393723
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>>40375535

>> No.40393740

would you rather live among dolls or robots, anon? In each kingdom, you'll find evety type monster, just with doll or robutt mixed wih them in their respective kingdom

>> No.40393747

>>40393516
> every reply, greentext, and story i've written for these threads has been from a phone

>> No.40393773
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>>40393576
>Thick fertile bodies that are fun to grope and watch jiggle while pounding them
>Their demur attitude about how you should find a girl more your age and forget about an old hag like her
>The embarrassment they try to hide with smugness and “experience” just to be made to moan like bitch in heat

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>> No.40393836

>>40393773
>even posting the correct old fox
you truly love hags, anon.

>> No.40393872

>>40393747
What the fuck. I’ve done greentexts from my phone keeping them short for my sanity with the longest being 2 lines from post limit but full on stories? I’d fucking shoot myself if I fat finger “a” and “s” or hit “b” instead of space even with the autocorrect off it’s a fucking pain. Not to mention reading through it to make sure someone does haku post at me for mispelling something
>>40393836
I’ve never seen a good rewrite of a doujin ever, closest I’ve ever seen is someone machine translating some hentai and just calling it a rewrite along with MT to avoid spergs

>> No.40393988
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Taunting and insulting a manticore online from behind the safety of 7 proxies!

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>> No.40394036

>>40393988
Im gonna make an involuntary escort site for anons to be the escorts that monsters pay me for a single time, in exchange, I shall give them the anons name, age, home, place of work, his likes and dislikes, and his fetishes to any monster with money

>> No.40394050

>>40393988
All you have to do to troll a monster is say you bought (insert her species here) onahole and say it’s just like the real thing even though you’re still a virgin. She will do everything in your power to convince you to dump your nonexistent toy and give her your address

>> No.40394177

Chesire onahole. The only good part of Chesire, without the Chesire!

>> No.40394191

>>40394177
u forget an h, anon

>> No.40394218

>>40394191
It's weird considering how often I see places called shire. I wonder where I picked up that idiosyncrasy.

>> No.40394230

>>40394218
u a bong bro with bad teeth? you'd fit right in wonderland

>> No.40394231

>>40394191
>He doesn’t know if you type cheshire 3 times in a post a faggotcat will sit on your face when you sleep

>> No.40394264

>>40394231
would she have an ass so fat and big she could cover my head, neck, and shoulders?

>> No.40394277

>>40388553
where is the honk

>> No.40394281

>>40394231
He's still getting sat on. She just has a lisp.

>> No.40394335

>>40394277
honk is taunt that can be a finishing move

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>>40384194

>> No.40394358

>>40394349
that tail makes me scared that Im going to get stabbed

>> No.40394408

Good morning, I love Alps.

>> No.40394479

>>40394231
what about 4 times? or 666 times?

>> No.40394492

>>40394408
morning! i love mindflayers.

>> No.40394497

>>40393476

This wasnt me >>40393516
But I'm not going to write an essay either.
I won't fall for lerncow trickery.

>> No.40394554

>>40394497
You make Ms. Haku very sad, Anon-kun

>> No.40394674

>>40394554
500 words on why I love my wife
https://textbin.net/zvhela2iwz
Filters only caught the word sex
is the lure of advertising so strong that all these sites are afraid of things for adults?

>> No.40394696

didnt ask for u, your worth is zero, now make it worth something by making it 0ne by removing yourself from the mortal coil

>> No.40394719

>>40394696
If you read it you'd love them too.

>> No.40394727

>>40394674
nah, it just detects that you are shit and shouldnt exist at all. Now make it so

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>> No.40394858
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chubyip

>> No.40394881

>>40394858
my favorite type of bunyip, the plushyip

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>> No.40394900

>>40381796
This reads like one of those stories where someone only realizes they were being flirted with years after

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>>40394898
mofu claims another victim

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>>40394904

>> No.40394947

>>40394898
>>40394909
such mofu with free milk added, what a deal!

>> No.40394949

>>40394858
>rolls up pizza
>uses snake powers to slowly drive it down
I bet she could suck a golf ball through a garden hose with that suction

>> No.40394963

>>40394911
>>40394904
FAT
TAILS
NEED
SPANKS

>> No.40394975

Mofu, not even once.

>> No.40394986
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>>40394963
that's how you get detached tails anon

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>>40394911
Oh no, she dropped her staff!

>> No.40394996

Surprised I can post on the jaypee monster girl thread 4channel from my city's public WiFi

>> No.40395004

>>40394986
>>40394990
That'll be some good eatin'

>> No.40395007

>>40394727
This isn't a very KC approved post.

>> No.40395008

>>40395004
you'll get fat, fat tails means a fat lizard

>> No.40395039

>>40394975
Maybe just once. Once can't hurt.

>> No.40395067
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>>40395039
can confirm

>> No.40395071

>>40395067
this fox goes moo~

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>>40395071
Many such foxes

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>>40395039
I used to do a little but a little wouldn't do it
So the little got more and more
I just keep tryna get a little better
Said, a little better than before

>> No.40395162

>>40395122
FUCK

>> No.40395194
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40395194

Touch the Lich butt! Do it for science!

>> No.40395195
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>> No.40395215

>>40395194
But where's the hypothesis? Where's the control group or isolated variables? This experiment doesn't follow the scientific method.

>> No.40395220

Ghoul
Mouth
Pussy.

>> No.40395243

>>40395194
I want to do more than touch it

>> No.40395273

It's only one week until my 30th birthday. Soon I'll become a wizard!

>> No.40395302

>>40395220
Ghouls with full lips and long thick tongues

>> No.40395314

>>40395194
>not shog
I will pass

>> No.40395325
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>>40395314
Based Shog enjoyer

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>>40395273
Haha!
You sure are an old geezer
I just turned 18 a few weeks ago

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>>40395273
34 here.

>> No.40395370 [SPOILER] 
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>>40395346
It'll happen to you.

>> No.40395421

>>40395215
It's a double blind trial. She erased her own memory after setting up the monitoring equipment to ensure that her own bias wouldn't taint the data.

>> No.40395424

>CERN is doing a new experiment on July 5th
>Strange clouds have been forming in the sky above Geneva
It's happening anons

>> No.40395432

>>40395424
Yeah it might rain.

>> No.40395472
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It’s only one huff, what’s the worst that could happen?

>> No.40395474

>>40395432
Nereids and Undines are very underrated

>> No.40395480

>>40395273
old man
>>40395194
will it make me strong?

>> No.40395487
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>>40395472
That's what they all say.

>> No.40395494

>>40395474
dark undines seem fun

>> No.40395497
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>>40375535
ah! that's my wife! she always looks at me like that.!

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>>40395472
>>40395487
Sorry, but I need... stronger stuff.

>> No.40395504
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>>40395472
Shhh.

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>>40395474
True.

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>> No.40395566
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>>40395424
A succubus anime is supposed to come out on that day, and there is going to be vampire one soon after.
Resonance Cascade confirmed?
>>40395432
The world would benefit from some ryus, and ice queens while we are at it, it's getting too hot.

>> No.40395577

>>40395504
>tfw no ran mommy, no yukari auntie
I ask why was born with the abilittly to think of such things but never experience ir

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>>40395472

>> No.40395605

>>40395215
>Be scientist
>Have hypothesis
>Touching lich butt feels good
>Must test theory
>Touch Lich co-workers butt
>It feels good
>She gets heart shaped pupils while looking at you
>Sacrifices must be made in the pursuit of the truth

>> No.40395610

>>40395480
>will it make me strong?
No, but it will make you hard

>> No.40395630

>>40395566
>Resonance Cascade confirmed?
Checked
Let us pray that it is so

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>>40395597
>this pic
Every fucking time.

>> No.40395662
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40395662

when you're supposed to go on an isekai adventure but your elf mom won't let you

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>> No.40395683

monster girl dreams made me wanna fuck a bed. also, doing another fighting game character.

>> No.40395704
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>>40395577
A tragedy.

>> No.40395710
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>>40395661
yeah, chapter 1-2 everything is fine, until you get to the 3rd, the third part is an abomination.

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>>40395710
Dhibi often does some rather radical forms of femdom, hardly surprising.

>> No.40395780

>>40395704
The feminine yuugi pool on danbooru is great

>> No.40395785
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40395785

>>40395704
i want to ask one of the two bust onis, most likely Kasen for their milk

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>> No.40395812

>>40395790
just look at how wide she is!

>> No.40395815
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>>40395194
I only touch loli liches.

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>>40395790

>> No.40395821

>>40395610
hard enoigh to cut diamonds with my ochinchin?

>> No.40395824
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>>40395785
There's one condition. You must give her children.

>> No.40395834

>>40395824
pretty easy, just gotta ask her how babies are made and ask if she can show me

>> No.40395845
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>>40395733
I am aware, 90% of his art goes beyond what I am comfortable with regarding femdom. But those two fox chapters are good save for a couple of panels, I just won't look at his other works, chapter 3 though about halfway in just went off the rails.

>> No.40395846

>>40395815
Do loli liches carry around oversized books?

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>> No.40395894

>>40395873
dumb dogs

>> No.40395901
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>>40395790
Need Kraken *plap*

>> No.40395925
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>>40395846
Seems to be a "small mage" thing.

>> No.40395943

>>40395845
For some reason I can only see in that art a yaoi artist

>> No.40395991

>>40381341
>tell the Satyros about your love of homebrewing

>> No.40396014
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>>40395834
She's new to this, you know.

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>>40396014
>sage of Gensokyo
>doesn't know what sex is

>> No.40396027
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I wish KC was a bit more adventurous with the latest designs.
I want more technicolor girls like demons and onis.
More extra appendages like jabberwocks and that four-armed girl he mentioned ages ago.
More trippy designs like barometz and skeleton.
More centauroids that aren't horses or bugs.
More chaos girls.
More composite creatures like the sandworm or atlach nacha.
I'm not one of those "MONSTER girls" fags but there's a lot of middle ground to explore between the basic bitch kemonomimi and Setouchi.

>> No.40396038

>>40396014
>>40396022
Even Cirno knows what sex is

>> No.40396043
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>>40396022

>> No.40396061
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>>40396043
She's pure. Forgot to add.

>> No.40396089

>>40396027
Big head.

>> No.40396103

>>40396027
well, everything pales in comparison to greenworm so i wouldn't be too harsh

>> No.40396106

>>40396027
Less cosplay tier monsters
More monster monstergirls

>> No.40396110

>>40395846
Full of bed time stories

>> No.40396211

I want my monster wife to treat me the same as a Dhibi work

>> No.40396229

>>40396211
Not sure if I want my dick to become a fucking flower pot

>> No.40396235

>>40396211
>>40396229
?

>> No.40396242

>>40396235
He wants to be the girl.

>> No.40396250
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Why does she wear the mask?

>> No.40396259

I just got to the scene in Baki where Yuujiro caught Baki about to do it and I cant stop thinking about Mara screaming at Him to do it

>> No.40396264

>>40396235
in one of the works some poor guy gets a flower jammed down his dick

>> No.40396284

>>40396264
jesus christ how horrifying

>> No.40396285

>>40396103
Greenworm is just if a mermaid was 75% fish instead of 50%.

>> No.40396291

>>40396264
like sounding?

>> No.40396295

A hag will treat you right anon.
A hag will cuddle you to sleep.
A hag will give you all the love and affection you crave.
A hag will give you milk.
A hag will bear all the children you can give her.

>> No.40396309
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>> No.40396320

>>40396291
like this
https://exhentai.org/s/0ebdb28658/914307-13

>> No.40396327
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>>40396295
thats why I will move to hagville and just pounce the first hag I see

>> No.40396343

>>40396295
Living fossils, here I come.

>> No.40396370

>>40396295
I only want undead hags so they look like they're still 20 but is actually 1000 years old.

>> No.40396386

>>40396370
Lolibabas?

>> No.40396396

>>40396386
Nwm. I red gud.

>> No.40396418

>>40396295
I have already written the dissertation on why cats are better

>> No.40396437

>>40396295
Im going to sex a hag so hard that her hips gives and she walks with a hunch for a week

>> No.40396444

>>40396295
I will dare to walk through hagville naked and with a hard on
See how far I get and how many wives I end up with

>> No.40396459

>>40396437
>PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP
>CRACK
>MY BACK!

>> No.40396469

>>40396459
>"Sorry sunny, I ain't build like I used to be, a little worse for wear is all"

>> No.40396477

>>40396469
hags always know how to get yhou going even harder, dont they?

>> No.40396508

>>40396477
They want you to ride them so hard, to make up for all the years of sexlessness

>> No.40396523

infinite feedback loop
>Fuck hag
>Break her hip
>Sex heals her
>Repeat

>> No.40396537

>>40396523
>Hips get stronger after each heal
>Anons thrusts gets harder

>> No.40396540

>>40396459
>everybody assumes hags would be thirsty sex maniacs after decades of celibacy
>in reality you'd have to be careful with them and account for their worn out bodies

>> No.40396574

>>40396540
>>40396537
>>40396523
>you can turn their pelvis to dust before they pulverize yours
>pregnancy is incredibly taxing on them, not only because they have at minimum triplets on the first pregnancy, but they have a harder time getting around as is
>plus their milky tits get even heavier
>they need constant care and affection during such a difficult time

>> No.40396584

>>40396574
I'll be carrying my heavily pregrant hag around whenever, and make sure to drink my fill of milk to stay strong

>> No.40396589

>>40396106
given the few recent designs he seems to be going back to basically human monster girls.
Pyrow and krampus aren't particularly far out. Although his werewolf design emphasizes the right parts.

>> No.40396612

>>40396574
>'I'm fine Anon! I'm not a geriatric!"
>you still insist on holding the arm of your hag mino wife, pregnant with sextuplets, as you walk through the grocery store
>she doesn't remove her arm from your care
>she blushes harderl when the daughters from the echidna family recognize her face on the milk cartons

>> No.40396619

>>40396589
He re-did the werewolf? I'll have to check it out

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>>40396619
Redid is relative but he's only produced like 3 drawings and 14,000 holstaur cgs since this one.

>> No.40396647

>>40396612
There’s two ways to think about this
>Anon kidnapped a hag mino from the echidna maze and mommy echidna was worried
>Mommy echidna buys only mino muscle milk for her kids and they use the image of a mino on the carton

>> No.40396666
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Mutual anal with a scylla.

>> No.40396678

40396666
gayest post in thread with those numbers, aslo she'd invert your anus dummy

>> No.40396681

>>40396666
Nope, my ass is a one-way road

>> No.40396682

>>40395497
That's a good find, Jubfag.

>> No.40396691

>>40396647
Or the mino wife and her big sloshing tits produce the milk that gets sold at the supermarket

>> No.40396693

>>40396681
thanks to mamano mana, that can still be true.

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>>40396666
>Mutual

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>>40396666
I prefer it with a Kappa but you do you super satan

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The thread is becoming impure. Post angels to repent.

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>> No.40396738
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40396738

This thread is too pure,
Post more monsters

>> No.40396745

>>40396694
Nice monster girl image, faggot.

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>>40396714

>> No.40396762
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What I am about to do has not been approved by the Vatican

>> No.40396770

>>40396645
She cute.

>> No.40396781

>>40396762
that's just a heavenhound of color

>> No.40396821

>>40395845
>>40395943
Artstyle and verbose portions of the doujins makes me think dhibi is a girl

>> No.40396830

>>40396781
Then surely the clergy will have no issues officiating a marriage.

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>> No.40396883

>>40396821
This is very likely true, I've heard many people say it feels like a woman wrote those doujins. Explains why women are so active in them and the things they do to boys definitely come off as something only a horny woman would come up with.

>> No.40396884

>>40396854
I have a mighty need for grape milk

>> No.40396887

when does the magic begin?

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>> No.40396904

>>40396883
Why are women so depraved?

>> No.40396921

>>40396904
What no bf does to a woman.

>> No.40396933

>>40396854
Bucktooth.

>> No.40396942

>>40396883
Aren't actually surprisingly many h-doujin artists (even outside of fujo stuff) women? I think I read about it somewhere.

>> No.40396966

>>40396883
Imagine the MG world artists.

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>>40396781
But every time I talk to her she is constantly blasting various forms of metal on max volume and drawing pentagrams everywhere, or talking with one of her many demon/fiendish friends.
Also she listens to Ozzy Osbourne a bunch.

>> No.40396979

Post more Dhibi

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>> No.40397026

>>40396966
>want to live on the edge and give yourself to a thirsty hag
>search for any /ss/ or adopted son x mom incest doujin
>email the author, say that you are a huge fan and spilled lots of cum to those works. "accidentally" leak your address info
>soon after that, the last things you remember were someone jumping you while you were going home and the smell of chloroform

>> No.40397048

>>40396900
grape sweat and milk must taste real good

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>> No.40397130

>>40396966
I'd be the only male one and go to comiket with a :D mask and a voice changer when at my booth, and most of my doujins would be about tall monsters and normal men getting it on and some sugar-sweet romance before

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>> No.40397147

>>40397114
>>40397131
Say something

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Marry them. Now. If there are any unwedded dragons left by the end of the week then there will be violence.

>> No.40397167

>>40397162
Give me a muscle dragon.

>> No.40397168

>>40397162
I don't date mere lizards

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>>40397147
Can't, too busy being smothered by horse titty.

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ATTENTION: Abs.

>> No.40397192

>>40397162
I'll wait until they're undead

>> No.40397205

>>40397162
Violence?
No no no, there is going to be fun to be had when I put down some lizards into the doggy pose

>> No.40397208
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>>40397192
No! Marry them NOW!

>> No.40397216

>>40397208
Imagine the footjob

>> No.40397231

>>40397208
I'm not changing my mind and they can't make me

>> No.40397272

>>40397208
Nah, a dragon is best when aged fine like a good wine

>> No.40397278

>>40397162
How? They keep burning the flowers I bring while blushing and calling me an idiot! Clearly, they just want me to get with their undead ancestor who's been making heart eyes and stalking me for the past week.

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>>40397317

>> No.40397330

>>40397317
Titty…

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>>40397208
I WILL!

>> No.40397346

>>40397329
This just makes me feel bad

>> No.40397415

>>40397346
Don't, she protected you.

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I'll marry the salamander instead

>> No.40397446

>>40396904
>depraved
>woman
Eggs dee

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40397474

I'll marry a wurm instead, all of the love, none of the stupid pride or pretenses, just full love

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I'll marry the human girl instead.

>> No.40397500

>>40397494
she is a holst in disguise, dummy

>> No.40397505

>>40397494
So that's what that one Kiki looked like pre-monsterization

>> No.40397512

>>40397494
>>40397500
Either way she really needs to tighten her dress

>> No.40397526

>>40397494
>those tits
thats not a human girl anon

>> No.40397528

>BEEG, THICC TRANS HAGS
Name a hotter combo. Protip: you can't.

>> No.40397529

>>40397494
>women without horns
Eww, so cringe

>> No.40397544

>>40397494
don't post off-topic images, newfag-kun

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>>40397494
"""human"""

>> No.40397609

>>40397500
>>40397526
Wrong it just shows how wonderful 2d human girls are. You should try them instead of monsters.

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nah, i aint gey. only wurms get mine up and ready

>> No.40397635

>>40397566
>にんげん
Hmmmmmmm

>> No.40397648

>>40397609
If only 2D human girls weren't such a niche and there was any other place where it's possible to discuss them.

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>>40397635
She fucks like a monster.

>> No.40397801

>>40397729
How do those clothes even stay up?

>> No.40397813

>>40397801
they dont

>> No.40397820

>>40397813
Well then they should dress themselves better

>> No.40397837

>>40397820
Let your wife take you shopping for clothes and she'll take anything you think looks good on her.

>> No.40397838

hello monstergirl enjoyings firneds i am durnk. i love you guys. even the ones idisagreewith alot. i want winegoat but i hate wine. rumplease wine goat. <£.

>> No.40397845

>>40397838
anon pls

>> No.40397859

>>40397845
noo

>> No.40397860

>>40397838
Wine goats are flexible. They take wine, rum, beer, whiskey, vodka, cider, anything as long as it's good.

>> No.40397862

>>40397837
But anon my fashion sense consists of jumpers and cargo trousers

>> No.40397865

>>40397862
As long as your wife looks good in them.

>> No.40397888

How do snakes prevent themselves from dragging dirt around?

>> No.40397898

>>40397888
I think it's because of how smooth their under scales are.

>> No.40397926

>>40397888
Really hope people pick up after their dogs in MGE...

>> No.40397932

>>40397926
It's an idyllic setting anon, of course they do

>> No.40397933

>>40397860
oh thats ar elief. aret heok with lithtweights?

>> No.40397939

>>40397933
ohnoi namedfaggedby nistake.

>> No.40397941

>>40397898
Can I rub them?

>> No.40397967

>>40397933
They should be able to go easy on lightweights. Just accept when she offers you a drink and you're good.
Seeing how you type now, remember to drink plenty of water in the meantime so you feel less bad tomorrow.

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>>40397941
maybe, if you ask nicely.

>> No.40398005

>>40397967
iveonly ben hungerover once. was not fjun. dry heeeeeeave.

>> No.40398010

>>40398005
ikeepf orgeting to undo tnamefag.

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>> No.40398054

>>40398005
I've only ever gotten shitfaced drunk myself once too. If it was any worse, I'd have become a teetotaler.

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carrying the wife

>> No.40398076

>>40398054
ihad to get a glucose tjngy from a doctor. verysweet. didnteat.

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I'm gonna cum in this.

>> No.40398078

>>40398072
Nice hat.

>> No.40398097

>>40398077
ok begentle!

>> No.40398119

6 more images... dont waste.

>> No.40398123

Now where the hell am I supposed to get a comm when the person I was trying to comm went into hiatus?

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>>40398119
one last wife picture, i love my wife!

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>>40398119
IM WASTING

>> No.40398144

>>40398119
You could have just asked "please post more 6 more images" and it would have a better effect.
>>40398123
From another artist?

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>>40398119
I'm not wasting, I'm investing in hags

>> No.40398179

>>40398097
Goblins are not designed for gentleness, they're more flexible and pliant than slimes and nearly all of them outright demand that their partners attempt to break them.

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Chesh stole it again...

>> No.40398191

>>40398187
As she should

>> No.40398194

>>40398179
uou are big
sheis msall. be gentle.

>> No.40398206

>>40398154
thats a delicious Yukari, perfect amount of plush

>> No.40398215

>>40398187
Needs forever alone correction

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