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40742472 No.40742472 [Reply] [Original]

It's your friendly neighborhood spider Yamame!

>> No.40742559
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Thank you for keeping the insects at bay, Yamommy.

>> No.40742816
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She'll show you, but don't tell anybody. OK?

>> No.40742817
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Four times the legs, four times the affection!

>> No.40744543
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>> No.40745065

She will eat you after copulation.

>> No.40745100

>>40745065
At least I won't die a virgin that way

>> No.40745119

>>40745065
it's probably for the best
i'm not sure if i'd be a good dad to hundreds of spiderlings anyway

>> No.40745189
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>>40745065
Doesn't matter, got abdomen.

>> No.40745239

I hate spiders! I hate walking into spiderwebs! I squash every last spider I see with the broom! I'd squish Yamame too!

>> No.40745262
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>>40745065
That's actually a misconception and is more the exception than the rule with spiders. Depends on species how often it does happen.

>> No.40745488

>>40745262
>>40745065
Quoting a danbooru comment on the matter:
>She's an Argiope spider, or kogane-gumo in Japan. The argiope is in a group of spiders called a "money spider" in traditional sayings/folklore because they are supposed to bring good luck with money if you leave them to weave their webs near your home.
>(In particular, the visible patterns they weave into their webs to make their webs obvious to birds so birds don't plow through and destroy their webs are considered lucky markings.)
>According to the Wikipedia article on their mating habits, their courtship involves a male weaving a web next to the female for a while until she gets used to/accepts him as a mate, and I don't see anything about them eating their mates.

>> No.40745577
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40745577

>>40745488
Yamame brings good luck!

>> No.40745821
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40745821

This spider brings out the worst in me. I fantasise about her sloppy blowjobs daily.

>> No.40745861

Agriope spiders are basically harmless to humans.
Yamame is weak! Very weak! She can't even hurt you! You could bully her as much as you want!

>> No.40745969
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Reminder that Yamame misses the daily kishin dickings. She dreams every night of fat kishin cock. Oh, will someone, anyone slake her thirst?

>> No.40746044
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>>40745861
Don't forget she can conjure some mega aids in your ass

>> No.40746085
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40746085

FUCK

>> No.40746795

>>40746085
>ginkgo cutting board lv3

man of culture i see

>> No.40746894

>>40745969
yamame probably had a cool kishin boyfriend

>> No.40746934

>>40745065
I've always wondered how a black widow society would be. to the male, it would be an honor to be devoured by his wife after copulation, as he is fullfilling his destiny and providing for his soon-to-be family.
think about it.

>> No.40746947

>>40742472
how someone capable of bringing something worse than covid can be called friendly?

>> No.40747829

>>40745065
I won't let that bitch eat me. Fuck spiders!

>> No.40748298

>>40747829
if you say so...

>> No.40748476

Spider
Punch em

>> No.40748700
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>>40747829
You want to fuck a spider...?

>> No.40748747
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>> No.40748788

>>40748700
No no no no!

>> No.40749170

>>40745065
That's a false myth perpetuated by spiderphobes. It's rare (including in Black Widows, where said myth is wrongfully pointed) and has not been observed in the wild.
Yamame is a good girl. Yamame is best girl.

>> No.40749263

>>40749170
Spider appendages composed this post.

>> No.40749469

>>40749170
Nice try Yamame, but nobody is going to fall for this so you can get a free meal. Better luck next time.

>> No.40749740

>>40745488
no, she is actually a Tsuchigumo and she will eat you. The whole woman form it's just a way to get you into her cave of death or she will try to make you sick because that's fun for those types of youkai too

>> No.40749883
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40749883

I guess there's worse ways to die

>> No.40749976
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I want to take Yamame to see places outside of the underground

>> No.40750636

Stop wanting to get eaten by Yamame.

>> No.40750704
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Seems nobody used to appreciate Yamame just a few years ago. Now she's being properly cherished. It warms my heart to see.

>> No.40753205

>>40749740
imagine beating yamame down after she tried to trick you, and then saying "looks human enough" before ripping off her clothes and raping her

>> No.40753323

>>40753205
Physically impossible for a pansy git like you anon.

>> No.40754638

>>40753205
Anon, she is the one who does the raping, you won't be able to escape her web.

>> No.40757439

>>40750704
The pandemics made people scared (or aroused) of her power.

>> No.40760311

>>40746085
Yam will love being a mom

>> No.40760495
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>>40757439
Good job, Yamame-san!

>> No.40760772
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>>40757439
I am thankful for her contribution. I got a lot of good out of that whole ordeal. I would be happy if she did it again. I would consider praying for her to bring another worldwide pandemic.

>> No.40761248
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>>40760772
Hmph!

>> No.40762289
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Caught her!

>> No.40763881

>>40762289
but should you?

>> No.40764692

>>40762289
Let her go! O-O-Or else!

>> No.40764929

>>40764692
Or else she'll give you super AIDS

>> No.40765763
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40765763

Yamame's large venom sacs!

>> No.40767978

>>40753205
no

>> No.40768042
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40768042

Yamame found your room

>> No.40769303

>>40768042
>>40750704
Bless that artist for keeping it up. Wish I'd known Japanese so I might convey my appreciation to him in a non-impaired way.

>> No.40769651

>>40765763
Yamamilkers.

>> No.40770216
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Yamame is being cheated on...

>> No.40772051

YAMAME'S THREADS NEVER LAST LONG

WHAT A FAILURE OF A SPIDER

>> No.40772061
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40772061

I want too hug her.

>> No.40772074

>>40742472
EW FUCKING KILL IT

>> No.40773968 [DELETED] 

>>40742472

>> No.40775538

>>40772074
*kills you with the worst disease possible*

>> No.40778773
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>> No.40788246
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She knows what you want.

>> No.40788299

How many breasts do spiders have?

>> No.40788843
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>>40788299
Just two. But they're really big and really soft.

>> No.40792735
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40792735

You there, sir! Why don't you tell us your thoughts on big, fat spider tits?

>> No.40792760

>>40792735
seems nice

>> No.40792993

>>40792735
I want to see if they have milk.

>> No.40793828

>>40742472
Anything that genocides mosquitoes is a friend :)

>> No.40794148
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Yamame thinks Anon for dinner would be a treat

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>>40788299
Why don't you "stick around" and find out?

>> No.40794680
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40794680

UH oh. Looks like the two of you got tied up. Why don't you follow Yamame to her home and let her... take care of it?

>> No.40794855

>>40794148
But they told me Yamame wouldn't want to eat me!

>> No.40795103
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>>40794855
Maybe she meant she'd love to have you over for dinner, so you can share it with her. You should come with her. What's the worst that can happen?

>> No.40795134

>>40795103
she's wingwomaning for kisume

>> No.40795169

>>40795103
she's setting me up with parsee

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>>40795134
Perhaps I should give her the french kiss of friendship, just to make sure

>> No.40795427
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>>40795134
You gotta understand, Kisume has a very hard time getting dates. Yamame just wants to be a good friend.

>> No.40795442

>>40795103
It's a setup, it has to be. You never trust spiders, if you go with her she'll have you served on a plate with an apple in your mouth in no time.

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>>40795191
Well, it was pretty good, but you shouldn't get full of yourself!

>> No.40795687

>>40795442
She's going to "eat" you for sure, but its to make more Yamames rather than less humans

>> No.40800769
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40800769

BIG

SOFT

LOVING

>> No.40801056
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Yamame spending quality time with her friend

>> No.40804897
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>> No.40809739 [SPOILER] 
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Anon came for dinner after all!
What a treat!

>> No.40819520

>>40742559
This spider looks pretty plumpy

>> No.40821204
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>>40819520
Yamame eats tons of Wriggles so her body is ready for pregnancy and to have your children when the time comes.

>> No.40828775
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So how many spiderling her species birth on average again?

>> No.40828979
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She's really tired of all this slander. Why won't people read her profile? Why won't they look into her Symposium entry? She's so tired of being maligned...

>> No.40829151
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>>40828979
Funnily enough it ultimately fits that her thread bounces back between fear/hatred & love, since like most Underground people, they're there because they inspire some sort of fear that may or may not be justified. In Yamame's case she's not that bad overall.
She's no ruthless monster that'll give you super cancer for looking at her, but she might think Anon looks tasty.

>> No.40830885
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Remember to:
1) Love
2) Cherish
3) Appreciate
4) Respect
5) Satisfy the sexual appetite of
the spider!

>> No.40831486
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40831486

she's nice and cheerful! I love Yamame!

>> No.40835649

>>40821204
She sounds and looks so comfy

>> No.40838263

>>40772061
Same

>> No.40838466
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I had to get a spider out of my room last night so I caught it in a glass and brought it downstairs so I could put it outside safely, and when I went to open the door the glass slipped and smashed on the floor, and while I was picking shards of broken glass out of the welcome mat I saw the spider sitting on the wall, smugly watching me
anyway, I love yamame and I'm glad that spider didn't die from my fuck-up

>> No.40838825
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Do you think Yamame's creepy friend will ever get a date? Yamame's trying her best to set her up, but I don't know...
She just creeps out all the Anons!

>> No.40840456
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>>40838825
Which creepy friend? Yamame gets along really well with socially maladjusted people.

>> No.40840503
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She's here! The bright and cute Yamame-chan is here! Where are you going to take her today?

>> No.40840524

>>40840503
to bed

>> No.40840555
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>>40840503
I think we'll take it easy today

>> No.40840654

>>40838825
Every time I go to meet her she seems to be occupied with some girl.

>> No.40840683

gonna use bucket loli as a football

>> No.40840697
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>>40840683
Rude!
Now Kisume is gonna tell Yamame Anon is a bad person!

>> No.40840709

>>40840697
i meant i am gonna headpat and hug bucket loli

>> No.40840762
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>>40840654
Yamame's just a very popular girl in the Underground, so she's trying to help her less fortunate friends in the dating game, whether it's telling Kisume to hold off on showing her skulls collection in her bucket or the pocket scythe she has for extra spooks, and instead ask Anon if he'd like to go to the movie theater with her to watch a horror movie, or for Parsee to try to be a little less miserable and put more emphasis on her cuteness. A nice dress for the two would help too.

>> No.40840892

>>40840555
DON'T LET HER DRINK COFFEE IT'S A BAD IDEA

>> No.40840943

>>40840762
You're speaking as if Yamame has dating experience. Who is the lucky devil?

>> No.40841156
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>>40840943

>> No.40843306

>>40841156
Inspiring picture.

>> No.40843553
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>> No.40846514
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40846514

it's hot in the underworld today

>> No.40851846
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>>40846514
Okuu's running the fusion reactor too hot again.

>> No.40853045
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Study finds spiders engage in REM sleep accompanied by leg and spinneret movements, suggesting for the first time an invertebrate can dream.
https://doi.org/10.1073/pnas.2204754119

>> No.40853207

>>40853045
I wonder what yamame dreams about?
Architecture?

>> No.40853277

>>40843553
Yamome

>> No.40853478

>>40843553
me bottom right

>> No.40853493
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40853493

>>40843306
>Inspiring picture.
Literally so for the anon who wrote "Kurodani Yamame Has No Gods" (read it, it''s great)

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>>40853493
I don't think anything got more more interested in yamame than that story did
dude's an excellent writer and I loved his characterization for yamame

>> No.40854041
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40854041

>>40853207
She dreams of a big, juicy Wriggle after a hard day of work.

>> No.40857208

Saving this spider

>> No.40857251

>>40840524
And what is it you're going to do in bed - with a spider?

>> No.40860015

>>40857251
be eaten (or "eaten") alive

>> No.40861994
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40861994

Welcome to Yuugi's! The bright and gorgeous Yam-chan will be your waitress today! What will it be, oni onii-san?

>> No.40862025

>>40861994
One Yamame to go.

>> No.40862029
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40862029

>>40862025
One down!

>> No.40862277
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40862277

I bet Yamame is a sex crazed pornstar in bed.

>> No.40868720

>>40853493
Spider milk must be like silk but with milk flavor

>> No.40868733
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Yamame makes her own tights!
Fancy!

>> No.40872331
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40872331

>>40868733
Don't rip them up willy-nilly, though. She won't like it, even if you give her the screwing of a lifetime afterwards.

>> No.40878597

>>40868733
Very cute, but there's really no reason for her to lift her skirt up high enough to expose her panties. I can see the tights just fine!

>> No.40882636
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40882636

>>40878597
No need? Then what's that bulge in your pants, mm?

>> No.40885881

>>40853493
What is it about?

>> No.40886624

>>40885881
Yamame and a human living in the underground and falling in love, it's a very nice story and it's a pretty long one too.

>> No.40887001

I want to squeeze her plump belly and see what happens

>> No.40888622
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Kisume got some clothing advice!
Will she finally match Yamame's success with the boys?

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>>40888622
Yamame may think so, but it really isn't about the clothes...

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>>40878597
For some reason she does that whenever we meet, in the street or anywhere else. What's going on?

>> No.40898130

>>40878597
She's doing that to seduce anon

>> No.40899000

>>40898130
No way. There's no way the cheerful, popular Yamame-san would ever fall for someone like that! Those things just don't happen!

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>> No.40900505

>>40742472
Fat

>> No.40900949
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40900949

>>40885881
>>40886624
Less succinctly, it is about a rather obtuse Yamame and her human go-between (between Yamame and those humans who would employ her architectural skill) cohabiting and finding out in great misunderstood pains that it is in fact possible for them to fall in love. But perhaps that doesn't roll off the tongue as easily.

Hello. Author here. I am currently doing a Seiran story, because popular characters apparently cannot live in my head. Did you know that? Do you happen to know if there's a cure? This void of Reimu romance is killing me...

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40901074

>>40900949
I loved that Yamame and her human were both too obtuse to actually communicate their feelings properly but for entirely different reasons; it really felt like a more natural dialogue between the two characters in that sense
I'd hazard a guess that it might have something to do with popular characters already having no shortage of stories of all kinds, leaving less room in your head (yes, even subconsciously) for your own interpretations without them feeling even slightly coloured by others
that said, because there's already plenty for more popular characters, it means your stories stand out even more to the comparatively fewer fans of those less popular characters

>> No.40901150
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>>40900949
>>40901074
Cute Yamames.
I like Seiran. She's my favourite moonbun. Ever thought about writing a story about one or more of the PC-98 characters? They're the opposite of popular.

>> No.40901189
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>>40901150
Need my spider in a sweater

>> No.40901206
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>>40901189
Sweater Yammy!

>> No.40901231

Spider paizuri...
Spaiderzuri

>> No.40901360

>>40901189
Need my spider out of a sweater!

>> No.40901435

>>40901189
I want my spider in a maternity dress

>> No.40901461
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>>40901435
Her clothes are already suited for that. Her success in hunting wriggles for food can vary and lead to weight fluctuations, and her clothes need to accomodate this.

>> No.40901465

does she spin her own panties?

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>>40901461
Bugs are pretty nice for Yamame, but sometimes, she wants something a little spicy. Good thing this thread may provide her with plenty of food!

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>>40901465
Yamame wearing only spidersilk panties while sharing a bed with you, with the sheets also being made of spidersilk!

>> No.40905391

>>40853493
Man, just imagine stuffing your nose in her hair while you grab a big ol' handful of her fat tits.

>> No.40915845

>>40900949
This Yamame has a cute face.

>> No.40924005
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Yamame and her other gloomy friend.

>> No.40924754

>>40924005
Why does she hang out exclusively with killjoys?

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>>40924754
She feels bad for them since they don't have many friends.

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>>40924754
She's known these girls for a while, she can't just drop them like that. Helping them with the boys is pretty fun too.

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>>40901150
Severe canontism does not let me write characters I haven't at least a decent understanding of. Which, given PC98's wealth of exposition...
>>40901074
I do sincerely believe you may be onto something. The woeful lack of Reimu under my belt still rankles, though.

Hey, look. Yamammaries!

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Rare Yamame without her headwear!

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>>40936742
>canontism
good news, Ellen is a literal guest character from an Izumi Takemoto manga called Hatarakimono, which means you can just learn everything about her character there and then use it in touhou regardless

Yamayoyo!

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>>40936742
woah
big

>> No.40949546
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40949546

Gaming

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She may be a spider, but that doesn't mean she dislikes being on the bottom from time to time.

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>>40949546
Yamame's a pretty fierce gamer!

>> No.40951813
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40951813

Um, guys? A little help?

>> No.40952348
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40952348

Dispel.

>> No.40955603
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A loving smile. This one's for everyone in Former Hell!

>> No.40955942

>>40900949
Genuine question, how did you get so good at writing romance and such a broad vocabulary - I write as well but have had trouble with such things. I realize the vocab is more of a stylistic thing that isn't necessary to write well (you know what I mean, I think) but the romance part is what intrigues me.

[Spoiler]also are you a woman? You're writing style is similar to a lot that I know[/spoiler]

>> No.40958815

>>40951813
Sticky and pantsless. She's just like me!

>> No.40959832

>>40753205
yes

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The lexical question is easier to answer. I’m an English SLA with fewer pre-existing connotations in my lexicon, so it is easier for me to weave words in uncommon ways. There are a few subtler mechanisms in employment, like sporadic alliteration, the occasional use of poetic meter and such, but these are ancillary. The main tool has been a linguistically loose mind and a lot, A LOT of input. Which is to say, books. Many, many books, from which I’ve stolen any and all words, sentence structures and turns of phrase that appealed. But I’m told that’s how language acquisition works, so that’s fine.

Right?

>are you a woman?
Fully en-dicked and old-fashioned here, so no. Being a fantasy and 40kunt also means I don’t peruse harlequins or the like. And, posting on here, you can probably guesstimate my real-life romantic experience. How all of that sums up to becoming a mainstay romance (and pornography) writer, I cannot tell you. It is a mystery.

Guess I just really, really love the 2hus? The most beloved of which I never happen to write. Hrm.

Here’s a Yam who’s as confused as I am.

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>>40955942
The lexical question is easier to answer. I’m an English SLA with fewer pre-existing connotations in my lexicon, so it is easier for me to weave words in uncommon ways. There are a few subtler mechanisms in employment, like sporadic alliteration, the occasional use of poetic meter and such, but these are ancillary. The main tool has been a linguistically loose mind and a lot, A LOT of input. Which is to say, books. Many, many books, from which I’ve stolen any and all words, sentence structures and turns of phrase that appealed. But I’m told that’s how language acquisition works, so that’s fine.

Right?

>are you a woman?
Fully en-dicked and old-fashioned here, so no. Being a fantasy and 40kunt also means I don’t peruse harlequins or the like. And, posting on here, you can probably guesstimate my real-life romantic experience. How all of that sums up to becoming a mainstay romance (and pornography) writer, I cannot tell you. It is a mystery.

Guess I just really, really love the 2hus? The most beloved of which I never happen to write. Hrm.

Here’s a Yam who’s as confused as I am.

>> No.40963889

>>40963750
You use too many fancy words, simplify your vocab. Also do your fics have much drama? Not interested in that.
t. only read the summaries on ao4

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>>40963750
>The most beloved of which I never happen to write
And although i'm sure they would be happy to have you on their side, and greedy as it may be, I think we need you more than they need you. After all, it seems you're the reason a couple people got newfound appreciation for Yamame. Anything to make people notice & appreciate the different niches each & every Touhou can provide.
That being said i'm not one of them, not that the story's bad or anything, just that i'm a stupid ESL who's never been taught or has been willing to learn to appreciate literature. Don't dumb things down for me though, that'd be a waste of a good writer. Maybe i'll come back to it some time.

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>>40901189
Is that the height of your desires? Surely there must be something a spider can do for you, even once she's in a sweater.

>> No.40965966

>>40936742
>Severe canontism does not let me write characters I haven't at least a decent understanding of. Which, given PC98's wealth of exposition...
Hey, I haven't read the previously named work, but thank you for this.

>> No.40965968

>>40965548
Now we can cuddle

>> No.40966048
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>>40963750
I guess this slightly falls into the realm of constructive criticism but there have been times where it feels like you might have gone slightly too far in your style of writing to a point where my eyes start glossing over the paragraphs because it's got so many twists and turns that my brain has fallen off the ride at the last word that was over eight letters long. The Futo story you did was particularly rough on my mind, but nearly all of the other stuff has been fine.
I guess what I'm saying here is that you should consider us dum-dums, but continue to write for people who brain think good.

>> No.40966543

https://twitter.com/imomushi_1010/status/1561390301129781248?s=20&t=-CBGtElC-fT9oqLMeHGZkg
some yams for your troubles

>> No.40966586

>>40966543
yamyam's yamyams...

>> No.40966614

>>40963750
Well, at least my second guess (the english as a second language) is correct - your early work has a few syntactical errors that don't match natives.

As for recklessly "borrowing", we all do that. Hell, my book might have a few words that I've only seen you use :^)

But yeah, it figures that you just read a lot and steal a lot. Fake it till you make it, and other assorted cliches.

Your work has really improved from the Satori one (not that that one was bad by any means), and as for the excessive verbosity - I like it. Keeps me on my feet when I have to actually pay attention. Though, (and don't ask when, I can't recall) there are a scant few times when you do seem to just be using fancy speak for the sake of speaking fancy. This was mostly apparent in your earlier work, though.

Keep up the great work. I'm super excited to see the Seiran story.

>> No.40970204

>>40966543
Use nitter.net to dodge twatter's misc jewry

>> No.40971172

>>40742472
I want Yamame to bite me. Is that normal?

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>>40966048
Absolutely! Futo is egregious but exemplary of this. I’ve tried writing her “normally,” but sooner or later her “voice” in my brain ends up twisting my elbow, and what comes out – is what you see. Happens consistently. It’s something I, in true Japanese fashion, have not been able to help.

>>40966614
The Satori story chanced at the very purplest of my phases. It had plenty of fancyfication for the sake of fancyfication, thinly veiled in the protagonist’s (and the narrator’s) circumstance. This is something I can only own up to these days. But hey, it’s an experience, as my self-insert from KuroYamHaNoGo eloquently puts it in a less savoury of her appearances, right? Progress is plodding and chiselled out of whatever happens underhand. Underfingers? Not underfoot, I ought to hope.

>>40963889
Unlikely! For the percentages, if I had to gauge, it’s 85% fluff, 15% drama.

Hello. It’s me, Mr. Shit-At-Responding T. O. Feedback. I’m sorry for continued hijackal this thread, but it would’ve sat wrong with me to leave the (very welcome) response unreciprocated. Have a Yamnurse on me.

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>>40900949
You did a great job.

>> No.40980058

>>40971172
Yam has cute fangs made for gentle nibbling

>> No.40984108

>>40971172
Depends. Where is it you want her to bite you and how hard?

>> No.40984481

>>40900949
>seiran story
didn't know I wanted this until now
dis gon b good

>> No.40989948

>>40742559
lewd

>> No.40990934

>>40746044
These memes are the only reason I am glad to be Finnish.

>> No.40991830
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40991830

How does she look so sharp in a dress so plain?

>> No.40996367

>>40991830
Class

>> No.40996656

>>40991830
Ass

>> No.40996768
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Yamame tasting her friends!

>> No.41001283

>>40996768
Parsee is now less jealous

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>>40984108
I want her to tickle my ear with her fangs, and maybe draw a little blood from the finger

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>>41001283
Aaaaaand right back to being jealous again

>> No.41004895

>>41001523
lood the spood and she will protect you from disease in return

>> No.41004989

>>40742472
>people want to fuck the AIDS spider
Enjoy contracting every single venereal disease known to man and then some from having sex with her I suppose.
Personally I enjoy not fantasizing about rotting from the inside out and outside in at the same time

>> No.41005004

>>41004989
the spider wont hurt you if you make her happy
she controls disease, and that means she can make it not touch you if she likes you

>> No.41005061
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you're all mentally ill
luckily for you, mental illness is a spicy seasoning to yamame this is canon

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>>41005004
I dunno every single other disease powered spooker I've seen more often than not sees disease as a enlightening blessing rather than a curse, and you may end up a a undying corpulent many mouthed monstrosity host of a million diseases that make you harder to kill from gaining too much favor with her

>> No.41006929

>>41001640
So big that don't fit in there and spread to the sides... i'll take both girls btw

>> No.41007424
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Yamame is FAT! A fat fucking spider with huge tits she loves smothering her hapless, male friends in!

>> No.41007429
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Stonking great tits and FAT thighs, that's our Yamame!

>> No.41007434
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She says it's fine because sex counts as exercise!

>> No.41017509

>>41007434
Not if she only lays there.

>> No.41017865
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>>41017509
It still counts!

>> No.41018165

>>41017509
vile slander
my cute spider doesn't dead fish
she is loving and energetic

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Eating with her friend

>> No.41024038

>>41007424
If she's smothering you with her chest is it normal, or does it mean that she loves you?

>> No.41026680
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>>41024038
It's something she likes to do to boys in general, but especially those who are being shy around her. You, for example, haven't once grabbed her by the soft, plump ass despite her presenting, grinding on your lap and overall begging you to in everything but words.

Seriously, what gives?

>> No.41027683
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41027683

touch the yam

>> No.41027751

>>41026680
I am pathologically afraid of misinterpreting signals to the point that she could literally ask me to have sex with her and I'd still not be sure she really wanted it

>> No.41027760

>>41026680
I'm not interested in coy women, just say what you want to my face.

>> No.41027775
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>>40742472
If she shoots web at me, would it be considered rude to shoot web back at her?

>> No.41028052
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41028052

She's eating him!

And then he's going to eat her out!

>> No.41028062

I had a pretty big Yamame in my house the other day that I had to throw out.

>> No.41028141
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>>41028062
Rude!

>> No.41028280
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Yamame at the beach with her friend!
Her friend's not exactly used to the beach nor does she likes photo shoots

>> No.41028604
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>>41028280
Parsee being the one taking the picture, also not enjoying the beach!

>> No.41030265

>>41027775
she'd rather you shot web in her, so that she can turn it into more Yamames

>> No.41031280

haha, what if I shot my web inside her and we had 350k kids, haha...

>> No.41034113
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41034113

Oh shoot, a spider!

SLAP!

>> No.41035909
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41035909

Yamame's friend deserves a boyfriend too. Granted she gets along with her nicely. She doesnt like the sun, the beach, she likes horror movies & games.

>> No.41036249
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41036249

How would you handle this situation?
>tell yamame about the benefits of veganism
>offer yourself in place of the fairy
>take the first bite to show you're not a pussy
>attempt to free the fairy and get stuck with her
>other

>> No.41036270

>>41036249
>take the first bite to show you're not a pussy
this

>> No.41038041

>>41036249
Take the first bite of Etarnity's pussy.

>> No.41043443

>>41028604
Why are they hugging each other like this?

>> No.41043521
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>>41043443
Parsee wants to absorb Yamame's boob energy via osmosis by asymmetrically docking with her. Pic related is Yamame's preferred way of hugging.

>> No.41043615

>>41043521
What would happen if I stood in the middle?

>> No.41043650

>>41043521
Why do spiders need big tits?

>> No.41043796
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>>41043615
That wouldn't prevent an escalation of physical affection between them.

>> No.41043816
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41043816

>>41043650
To feed little Yamames and you.

>> No.41043849

>>41043796
I'm only worried about growing boobs by standing too close

>> No.41044019

>>41043849
Hugging the Yammy is perfectly safe. It's not like you'll turn into a spider youkai like her cause of prolonged physical contact with her haha.

>> No.41044699

>>41044019
In that case, I should have no worries about getting sandwiched between Parsee and Yamame

>> No.41047961
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>>41031280
It would be extremely painful

>> No.41047976

>>41047961
For love, I'll easily bear with it

>> No.41053179

I an starting to think that the stage 1 boss threads are very good

>> No.41057166
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Don't pull!

>> No.41060666
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41060666

Help, I must resist lewding her

>> No.41060689
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>>41060666
Yamame will lewd you mercilessly, so why should you restrain yourself?

>> No.41060692

>>41060689
I-I'm not ready to t-take responsibility yet

>> No.41067507

>>41060692
Yammy is gonna gobble you up and you're going to like it

>> No.41067678

>>41067507
I'm gonna gobble Yammy up and she's going to like it

>> No.41068936

My boyfriend told me that if I was a 2hu, I'd be Yamame. What does this mean?

>> No.41069012

>>41068936
It means you're a faggot and should kys

>> No.41071973
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41071973

bless

>> No.41075523

Die you spider.

>> No.41075603

>>41075523
No

>> No.41077493

>>40746934
I imagine they would probably have laws where all males that are not consumed past a certain age are forced to mate. It would be a insanely sexist society, anyhow. The very idea of a man not being willing to give his life would be seen as as insane.

>> No.41084948

>>40742472
Where are her other 6 eyes?

>> No.41084975
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41084975

Yamame about to feast on a new pray

>> No.41088592
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41088592

No wonder they say she gives the best hugs in Former Hell.

>> No.41088630

>>41084948
the buttons on her dress

>> No.41090916
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>>41084975
oh no extremely attractive spider lady please don't sit on my face

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>>41090916
Too late. Anon's face is her seat!

>> No.41101146
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>>41100255
Oh no.. This is terrible... haha
What'll she do next I wonder

>> No.41109297
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Why is there so little art of her in her spider form? I would really love to see more of her in that way.

>> No.41109458
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>>41109297
Not many photographers live to share their work.

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>>41109458
Dumb morbid bird

>> No.41115591

>>41068936
you are a faggit

>> No.41118651

Today I went out to mow my lawn and collect from my garden and there were spider webs everywhere. Any time I wasn't swinging a little wooden stick around to tear them down or catch them first I'd run into the spider webs, they're so annoying to peel off when they get stuck to your face and your clothes. I'm not crazy either but sometimes it felt like I would tear a spider web down from one of my ferns or my peach and minutes later there would be another new one in its place. These harmless but huge yellow and black spiders are always the culprits.
Well I'm SICK of it, I kill every one of those bastards I see, I'm so fucking DONE with spider webs being strung up everywhere around my home every single day, but it just seems like the fuckers keep coming back no matter how many I kill. It's getting unbearable. I keep thinking about Yamame everytime I tear down a spider web, spray an area with insecticides or whack one of those crawly fuckers with a broom.
FUCK OFF YAMAME, STOP SENDING YOUR FUCKING MINIONS TO SHIT UP MY PAD. I HATE SPIDERS. I HATE YOU TOO YAMAME, JUST GIVE ME AIDS ALREADY, STOP TORTURING ME THIS WAY. I FUCKING HATE YOU YAMAME GET OUT MY GARDEN

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>>41118651
She'll stop after you've agreed to date her. Not before.

>> No.41119680

>>41119123
I will never consort with filthy, stinky arachnids. I will crush every spider son of a bitch I see with a broom and make sure Yamame's heart feels it and skips a beat out of anguish every time I crush one of her kindred. I will never stop until she stops sending them to shit up my beautiful garden with their webs.
FUCK YAMAME AND FUCK HER STUPID SPIDERS

>> No.41119699

>>41119680
>FUCK YAMAME AND FUCK HER STUPID SPIDERS
That's the plan

>> No.41119737

>>41118651
Are you kidding me? You have fruit growing there and the Yamames are taking care of all the pests for you. You sound like an ungrateful dickhead.

>> No.41119815

>>41119699
Sorry but it'll be another night rubbing the bean all alone for Yamame.

>>41119737
I HATE SPIDERS I DON'T NEED THEIR HELP THEY JUST GET IN THE WAY AND UGLYFY THINGS, THEY SHOULD MIND THEIR OWN PLANTS.
I also don't grow lots of fruit I grow mostly peaches and flowers and other pretty plants, my garden is more for looking at or relaxing in BUT YAMAME KEEPS MAKING THAT HARD.
I WANT YAMAME GONE

>> No.41119829

>>41119737
>>41119815
And I say that mostly because the pests aren't actually that much of a problem to me so YAMAME NEEDS TO LEAVE

>> No.41119864
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>>41119829
"No."

>> No.41119870

>>41119864
Yamame's yamames...

>> No.41119882

>>41119864
Ugly spider

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>>41119815
Here, humie, humie, humie...

>> No.41123133

GET OUT OF MY GARDEN

>> No.41123305
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Yamame made new friends!
What do you think?

>> No.41127590
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>>41123305
Odd. While I understand Waka and Mystia being recognised as "singing" characters, it is the Jorogumo, not the Tsuchigumo, that have been told to seduce men with song. Which Yamame isn't one of.

>> No.41133415

>>40742472
Does she really eat humans?

>> No.41133418

>>40745065
As long as I get to fuck her, I don't care.

>> No.41133447

>>41133415
No
Yammy is a good girl

>> No.41133448
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>>41127590
Perhaps she just wants to be learning from the best, for either seduction or predatory purposes.

>> No.41143211

Die you pest.

>> No.41143290

>>41060689
Is this an Udonge doujin?

>> No.41148895

>>41143290
It was a compilation, if I recall.

>> No.41155346

>>41133448
Need lewd sex with cute 4 spider legs Yamame

>> No.41158963

>>41155346
Same. Imagine her holding you with all those legs as you mating press her.

>> No.41160346
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BIG

FAT

SLAPPABLE

>> No.41160463

Today, I knocked down many spider webs, and I crushed a few more spiders with my broom that were in my garage. I thought of Yamame when I crushed them and how much it must break her heart every time one of her brothers or sisters perishes.

I will never stop until Yamame leaves me alone. All fucking spiders must fucking die.

>> No.41160542
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>>41160463
How rude of you to be mean to Yamame's friends like that. Maybe you need a little bit of discipline. Be careful, sleeping beauty might wake up with the feel that something just sting him.
It's for the best,it'll make you behave much more nicely, if not a lot less active, so to speak. Let her leg get inside of you, inject some good boy juice onto you, and feel yourself melt away.

>> No.41161443

>>40749170
Fair enough.

>>40749263
>>40749469
She might be onto something. It's pretty much feminist propaganda in nature shows to present the females as the toughest and fiercest, while the males are small and helpless, but this is far from the case, Perhaps spiders are not such a product of propaganda.

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>>41158963
Spider leg lock with Yamame-san, so lovely

>> No.41171129

Yamamilkers...

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>>41057166
Cute spider

>> No.41179917
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Yamame is not only built for hugs, she likes giving and receiving them as well! If you've taken a bath recently, she may even sniff you while she gives you a big ol squeeze! So keep clean and smell nice!

>> No.41181397

>>41179917
I'll try to stay clean for Yamame, although I might sweat a little from being given a hug, and granted, I still don't really know if Yamame's holding me to eat me or to be nice!

>> No.41181449
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Yamame will bring justice by giving Osborn some space AIDS.

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>>41171129
"These, right?!"

>> No.41190097

>>41179917
Why does she look so kind?!

>> No.41190137

Killed more spiders and destroyed their webs today. Thought of Yamame while doing it. Ohhh but watch out anon, Yamame will get you for that! She'll sneak up and bite you and paralyze you and then you'll wake up wrapped in webs and her big tiddies squishing against your face to teach you a lesson! Oooo
Yeah well it hasn't happened and it isn't gonna happen because I HATE Yamame and I want HER GONE FROM MY GARDEN, AND ALL HER SHITTY SPIDER FRIENDS TOO
GET OUT YAMAME, GO AWAY! STOP SENDING YOUR SPIDERS! I WILL N E V E R LOVE YOU!

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>>41190137
You sound angry. Resentful. Are you sure you aren't lonely? Would you like Yamame to hug you for a minute? Two? Ten? She'll hold you tight for a full hour if you need it. Just say the word. She understands.

>> No.41194733

>>41194672
Not him but I would like a Yamame hug. Even just a Yamame headpat.

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>> No.41207130

Killed more spiders. Thought of Yamame.

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thought of yamame
didn't kill any spiders

>> No.41207370

saw yamame
thought of spider

>> No.41207383

>>41207310
And let them bite me even down there?

>> No.41207407

saw a wriggle
killed it and thought of yamame

>> No.41207750
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41207750

My mom always said that spiders bring good luck and forbade me from killing them.

I think she might have been right. I wonder if Yamame would mind spinning clothes for me.

>> No.41210267

>>41207750
Marry Yamame and introduce her to your mom!

>> No.41210275

>>41194733
I want to hug you

>> No.41210633
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>>41207750
Just did, but I don't know how to approach the family introduction.

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>>41207310

>> No.41216306

Good bye Yamame, I'll be supporting in your next thread

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Yammy is going to bed now.

>> No.41219155

It was your friendly neighborhood spider Yamame here.

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