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It's my birthday /jp/
Post amanojacute!

>> No.41636594
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Happy birthday anon! I'm sure Seija wishes you the worst birthday ever.

>> No.41640893
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>>41636142
happy birthday

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>> No.41648614

I hate her!!!!!

>> No.41648667

>>41636594
>things that will never happen.jpg
Seija would never actually find love

>> No.41657522

Happy Birthday OP.

>> No.41666424

>>41636142
When is Seija going to reappear.

>> No.41670393

>>41636142
>>41636594

>> No.41671181
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>>41636142
I'm sorry I'm late, happy late birthday anon.

>> No.41672626
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>>41636594
Happy life with Jaku wife

>> No.41674448

>>41648667
Seija is probably the only 2hu that would actually find /jp/sies attractive simply because the rest of the world finds /jp/sies disgusting.

>> No.41679000
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I love my silly Jaku.

>> No.41679018

>>41674448
Your logic isn't wrong, but I wonder how accurately it is when you consider that relationships are considered a good thing so seija would consider relationships a bad thing

>> No.41683533
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>>41636142
Seija is the leg lock hu

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>>41683533
God I wish.

>> No.41683771

>>41674448
Seija is a chinless contrarian, just like /jp/ itself.

>> No.41683850
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>>41683771
I quite honestly think this is a compliment to both /jp/ and Seija

>> No.41684367

more like amanojaculate

>> No.41691056
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Who would win in a fist fight, Cirno or Seija?

>> No.41695064
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>>41683720
Even when it'll horribly backfire?

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>>41695064
There is no backfiring in this scenario.

>> No.41698651
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Pudding anyone?

>> No.41701933

>>41679000
But she doesn't love you

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>>41701933
Thats okay, I knew things were going to be one sided from the beginning.

>> No.41710500

>>41695541
The village will stunned silent in its horror when Seija shows off her pregnancy

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>>41710500

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>>41710500
And I will be right behind her proudly.

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>>41636142

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>>41711252

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Quick, I need a new profile picture.
Help me out anons.

>> No.41720431

>>41715856
Who would have expected that the best way to pacify the jaku was to knock her up

>> No.41720607

>>41718153
for?

>> No.41720639

>>41720607
discord

>> No.41722842
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I WILL SURVIVE

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>>41722842
Survive what exactly?

>> No.41726258

>>41720639
please leave

>> No.41734287
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Seija is looking at you right now!
Quick! You better make a move and let her know that you love her so she can totally give her body and soul to you in holy marriage!

>> No.41734324
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>>41734287
Please marry me Seija-sama, I will be your eternal slave if I have to, I have loved you ever since I first laid my eyes on your beautiful horns and hair.
I want nothing more but to be with you and love you.
I will cook for you, clean for you, die for you.
Anything you order me to do I will do.
Just please grant me this honor.

>> No.41734368

>>41734324
>While you were vomiting your feelings in a desperate attempt to mate with this amanojaku, she poured glue and a bag full of feathers on top of your head

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>>41734368
..is that a no then..

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>>41734384
She says she will give you an extremely wet and passionate kiss if you close your eyes and lean forward!

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>>41734406
Okay, I trust her with my soul.

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>>41734425
Here you go senpai~

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>>41734431
I am genuinely okay with this since I made her smile.

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>>41734497
Her beautiful smile turns upside-down, she calls you a weirdo frogfucker and leaves the scene.

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>>41734544
..yeah..
..I knew this would happen..
Reality is a cruel mistress.

>> No.41737447
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>>41734718
Not as cruel as Seija herself.

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>>41734718
Seija isn't cruel, she just.. does what she enjoys.

>> No.41742877 [DELETED] 

>>41738002
Being cruel?

>> No.41743790
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It's only your own mistake if you think of Seija like a cliche tsundere girl who will eventually reciprocate your love feelings.

>> No.41747899

>>41743790
This, she'll ride the waves of your hate and love and never let you rest

>> No.41749647

>>41636142

>> No.41750744

>>41636142

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>> No.41765797

>>41738002
What happened to her?

>> No.41770144

>>41636142

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>> No.41775083
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Seija is the coolest.

>> No.41775377

>>41765797
I found her.

>> No.41776145

>>41765797
Seija decided to take advantage of anon's innate desire for strong women and pretended to be weak and pass out in front ofh im

>> No.41776524
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I don't want to fix her
I want to be just as bad as she is

>> No.41779058

>>41776524
The only anons that deserve Seija are the ones that wanna do crimes with her

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>>41779058
I would follow Seija to the depths of hell.

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>> No.41785751

seija likes me?

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>>41785751
Yes she likes you, she is my wife and she absolutely fucking hates me

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>> No.41792210

>>41698651
Seija is gonna steal all the pudding, and then she won't even eat more then half tossing the other portion onto the dirt!

>> No.41797958
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>>41792210
I'm gonna steal Seija's virginity

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>>41797958
Too late, I already took it.

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can someone help me find the full image for this face? ive tried reverse searching and havent found any results so far

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>>41801383

>> No.41802272

>>41801877
thank you anon

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>>41801877
What an adorable girl, I hope she isn't a bad girl.

>> No.41810893

>>41801877
She's too cute to be Seija.

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>>41810893
How dare thee insult my cute wife.

>> No.41821115
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Seija's not cute. She's tiny, scrawny, malnourished, flat, and probably covered in scars and smudged with dirt. VERY EXTREMELY uncute!

>> No.41830066
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naughty jaku

>> No.41832516 [DELETED] 

>>41636142

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This retard thinks she looks badass.

>> No.41837533

>>41834114
She does!

>> No.41842733

>>41834114
Because she's

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I did this.

>> No.41846149

>>41844955
You made a pig cosplay seija? that's pretty rude

>> No.41847998
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Seija has a friend!

>> No.41848016

>>41847998
gem

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