Monster Girl Thread

[Anonymous No.]

No party like Baph party.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>41860307
Hags are the greatest.

[Anonymous No.]

BOOZE?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41860327
MONSTERgirls are also equally great. But so are monstergirls.

[Anonymous No.]

Taking the wives to thanksgiving is certainly going to be a thing.
Even chesh is on her best behavior!

[Anonymous No.]

>>41860327
i sure do love old women, i also love popping their hips
41860347
starting early with the shitposting i see, damn you really need some attention. then just go outside

[Anonymous No.]

>>41860307

[Anonymous No.]

>>41860327
can you reipu correct hags?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41860375
Even the human fetish granted from overexposure to mamono mana pales in comparison to that of the LAMP

[Anonymous No.]

>>41860377
you usually get raped corrected by them but with a bit of training and stamina you can just grab one then fuck her retarded

[Anonymous No.]

BIG GIRLS WITH BIG BREASTS

[Anonymous No.]

I, too, enjoy sexy old hags.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41860347
No they're not. Back to /trash/ you vermin

[Anonymous No.]

>>41860473
anon, hes a shitposter and you gave him what he wanted

[Anonymous No.]

>>41860460
i only see a loli, no meat, no milk, nothing of what makes sexy old hags

[Anonymous No.]

>>41860375
>>41860393
>H: honey... why do you have a framed picture of a lamp?
>M: ah, he was my first love! a daring companion that would always burn bright with the light of day.
>M: he would accompany me on the darkest of nights and even the brightest of days.
>M: he was the light of my life...
>M: but it was not a relationship fated to last forever, one day... he... HE BURNED OUT!
>M: oh i would give anything to see his sweet visual song again... except you of course, ive got a lamp on the desk.
>H: ok, i get it. forget i even asked.
>H: (out of moth's hearing range) i should see if the tanuki has a nightglow potion in stock...

[Anonymous No.]

what if mge went mainstream?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41860552
i would be angry and just keep to here and tell normies to either adapt or get bent and leave

[Anonymous No.]

the fox has ascended

[Anonymous No.]

>>41860552
another episode of "normalfags ruin everything"
they would pervert it away from the concept of "cute and sexy monstergirls with loving human husbands", and KC would be powerless to stop it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41860478
Hey, some people like those designs.
>>41860597
Kitsune are made to be bred. And eat bread. And bake bread.

Kitsune are bakers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41860611
and those people have Teratophilia, which means they like true monsters and deformed people
but foxes are sexy

[Anonymous No.]

>>41860634
On the contrary, I like true monsters AND monstergirls. I just have a lot more pics of the former saved up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41860646
k, just keep to the latter. we ain't teratophiles here, if you want that, go to /trash/
remember to reread what you write, anons

[Anonymous No.]

>>41860661
/trash/ hasn't had a proper /terato/ thread in a LONG while, though. Like, the last one was in early October, and more or less got flooded with pics of Mal0.

Pretty much turned into a porn dump with little to no conversation going on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41860665
and? you should stay there and make conversation, then you lazy ass

[Anonymous No.]

>>41860552
You know damn well what would happen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41860611
There doesn't seem to be a picture of Kemomimi-chan as a loaf of bread yet, how disappointing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41860677
Not him and he should indeed keep that away from here, but conversations are a team effort.
>>41860677
Sounds like something that would have been an obvious choice, so it's odd it hasn't happened yet.

[Anonymous No.]

i thought this was a low level zone

[Anonymous No.]

>>41860695
Hey, at least you bagged yourself a crimson fatty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41860695
it is, shes just a weird wild holst

[Anonymous No.]

>>41860694
First link was supposed to be >>41860671
>>41860695
Devs didn't put a level cap for unlocking the hidden boss for some reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41860695
>nobody told him about FOEs

[Anonymous No.]

>>41860712
Normally, you're supposed to unlock her after running through all of the Danuki-run egg smuggling ring quests, but clearly Anon must've fucked up his story flags somehow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41860718
FOE?
>>41860695
you just found your new healer, just look at those milkers

[Anonymous No.]

>>41860695
well anon good for you is that it takes her a few minutes to get up due to the sheer weight and her laziness
you can watch her struggle while all flustered or you can run.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41860739
i pick option c, take a quick sip of her milk then run

[Anonymous No.]

>>41860739
>you can watch her struggle while all flustered
>can't help but offer your hand up
>she blushes and thanks you
>she grabs your hand and pulls you into the softness
damn my kindness...

[Anonymous No.]

>>41860762
i wouldnt do that anon, causes a animation cancel that puts her into a standing state instantly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41860767
so im stuck on her teat then left dangling with my feet off the ground?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41860771
for a moment before you get launched back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41860695
You don't play with cheat engine open? It's the only way to counter how over powered the devs have made monster builds

[Anonymous No.]

I'll make hellhound my bitch

[Anonymous No.]

>>41860785
>t. future submissive hellhound husbando

[Anonymous No.]

>>41860780
im going to stay on there for as long as possible

[Anonymous No.]

>>41860736
>FOE?
From Etrian Odyssey, enemies in areas that are astronomically more dangerous than everything else around.
Most are meant to be completely avoided.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41860810
so the best monsters to steal milk from? to level up extremely quickly?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41860816
In at least one of the games, they award ZERO experience.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41860793
it will slowly tame her for party recruitment, but she gets more desperate and dangerous the longer you stay on. which isnt easy to do at low levels with how there is very little to cling to from that position.
however there should be a tanuki tavern close enough to prevent her from despawning. the tavern sells buff items and charming potions that will quickly tame her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41860818
>so little to grip onto
i'll grip onto the titty and stay on till she calms down

[Anonymous No.]

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, spend a happy turky day with the waifus and family.
I'm sure the shenanigans will be kept to a minimum.

Probably.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41860830
not enough STR or DEX to do that at a low level. again, go get the buff food.
>>41860810
would the MGE equivalent be ancient hags that camp low level areas and kidnap young men for their daughters?
cant do shit against them because they already have a beloved, and causing any physical harm would get a pretty powerful and incredibly mad incubus focused on you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41860307
In this world, is the destiny of mankind controlled by some transcendental entity or law? Is it like the hand of God hovering above? At least it is true that man has no control; even over his own will.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41860849
its too late, my auntsters have already gotten into the liquor
help me, i have barricaded my door but they are breaking it down

[Anonymous No.]

>>41860850
i'd do some jobs for those old gals
>>41860850
ill just give up hp for grip, i will make that big gal my healer

[Anonymous No.]

>>41860850
Yep.
Also:
>adventuring higher rank DL army members (e.g. Dark Brave)
>treasure-hunting Dragons
>slimes that are actually part of a Queen Slime
>Sandworms and regular Wurms
>spontaneous Wonderland gates
>for the extremely unlucky: a wandering Lilim

[Anonymous No.]

>>41860877
>Grumpy Blackflame Fatalis
>Horny Chameleos playing hide and seek
>Velkhana, that frigid bitch

[Anonymous No.]

>>41860849
Not Murrican, but I wish I had some turkey. I haven't had a proper roasted turkey leg in ages.

[Anonymous No.]

ded

[Anonymous No.]

>>41860976
she had that gas station weed bro

[Anonymous No.]

>>41860695
Well the low level zones are beautiful and picturesque, all the high level zones are fiery hellscapes or deadly pocket dimensions.
Sometimes a Monster just needs a place to relax.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41860986
>letting your zombie have the devil's cabbage
shame on you, now her munchies will have her munching(nibbling) on your head

[Anonymous No.]

>>41860990
Yeah, it ain't uncommon to see a lilim shooting the shit with some university students on the finer details of spell theory. Or watching a succubus spend a day without railing people.

End mamono stereotypes today, dial 1-800-Fuck-Me# to show your support to our cause.

[Anonymous No.]

If you need me I'll be covering extremist gang graffiti with order gang tags in the projects of mgc jet set radio style

[Anonymous No.]

>>41860990
>You're a low-level adventurer, currently doing quests on Sea Slime Coast
>Need to collect 20 Large Sea Shells, so the Mermaid in town can fashion you a piece of armor, your first uncommon piece of equipment
>While walking along the beach, a portal suddenly opens, the souls of the damned pouring out
>After a while, a powerful-looking Lich steps out with her entourage of Undead servants
>They set up a deckchair and a parasol and she takes off her robe to sunbathe
>Sneak closer out of curiosity, but a pair of intimidating Ghouls block your path
It's like having a celebrity show up, if you're lucky you might even get the chance for an autograph.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41860341
Cold beer, warm paws

[Anonymous No.]

>>41861121
just yell out that you want to marry the lich
your adventure might be over, but you can explore her spooky castle instead

[Anonymous No.]

>>41861135
>Fufufu~ do you wish to submit already Human? Surely you should become stronger before challenging a monster as powerful as me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41861139
she sounds too smug
better challenge her to a card game for our virginities

[Anonymous No.]

>>41861148
Good idea, Monsters are terrible at card games in general.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41861151
liches are different though, they can use their minions as bets so you better have the chips for that

[Anonymous No.]

>>41861139
time to turn her into a MERE corpse

[Anonymous No.]

>>41861139
She's right, fuck this. Let's get some seashells a few km aways. The new armor is more important than this cold bitch, special event or not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41861291
>giving up that easy
there is plenty of guards to woo...
for example, I am going to marry the zombie holding the lich umbrella !

[Anonymous No.]

>>41861341
And working under the lich ? No thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41860441
I've heard that big breasted monsters are slow minded because all the energy goes to their chest.
Might explain why flat wurms aren't a thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41861352
chest full
head empty

[Anonymous No.]

>>41861352
Then how do you explain mages with big breasts full of big mana?

Mages aren't stupid

[Anonymous No.]

>>41861344
hell no
i will carry my new zombie wife away from the aristocracy of lich

[Anonymous No.]

>>41861417
Burn her books and she can't do shit. They LARP as smart ass

[Anonymous No.]

>>41861352
>Might explain why flat wurms aren't a thing.
I would not discount possibility of adult flat Wurms, and I'm sure there are Wurms that belong to the Sabbath. Are those geniuses?

[Anonymous No.]

>dragons sleep on their treasure hoards
>dragons consider their husbands their treasure
Imagine 8ft dragon sleeping on top of you, haha.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41861151
Goblins aren't even in my top 10, but something about them makes me wanna breed them furiously.
Same for greenworms, they invoke primal breeding rage in me, and they are not my waifu species.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41861596
green is good

[Anonymous No.]

>>41861580
Stop wiggling around so much

[Anonymous No.]

>>41861621
Green volleyball needs to get smashed and bounced again the nearest hard surface

[Anonymous No.]

>>41861580
>She lets you sleep on top her instead
>Can't move from her absolute death grip

[Anonymous No.]

>>41860791
Hellhounds tongue my anus

[Anonymous No.]

>>41861727
>bounces against the wall
>greemworm sticks to you
>mwee?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41861802
>mwee?
More like
>MARMUUU!

[Anonymous No.]

>>41861802
A bunch of greenworm sticking on me is a fine armor too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41861817
This is what happened to Leto Atreides II

[Anonymous No.]

>>41861121
>encounter a vampire lord sunbathing in the starter area
>"I should have known you humans would attack me when I let my guard down. Can the dead not rest even here?"
>bitch I'm just trying to collect sea shells
>"Have at you, human! I may be weakened, but I'm still more than a match for you"
>she isn't

[Anonymous No.]

>>41861745
>start trying to wiggle out
>Dragon squeezes tighter and begins to growl
Staying in bed the whole day is fine, actually.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41861857
its all fun and games until you need to pee

[Anonymous No.]

>>41861843
>Just ignore her and collet seashells
>She starts a tantrum and tries to stab you
>Special Beach Pocket Sand her face
>She's blinds and leaves crying
>Back at her Castle she writes an another long rant about how human are inferior
Vampcel never learn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41861867
Just pee in her

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>>41861877
No dude no
thats infections waiting to happen
yes i know monsters are bullshit immune but still fuck off

[Anonymous No.]

>>41861843
>vampire lies on the ground defeated, weakened by the sun, her bikini threatening to fall off
>How could this happen?! Those lecherous eyes....s-stay away from me, you lowly ape! I cant have you defile my noble body!
>completely ignore the vampire and her corny acting
>Gotta keep collecting seashells
>have a jilted, butthurt vampire chasing you every night from that point on

[Anonymous No.]

>>41861896
Naturally he meant the "white pee", mamonobanana makes your body hyper efficient, so that's the only thing you need to piss out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41861904
>Lowly ape
Now, I'm sad. I will just head back home.

[Anonymous No.]

>AAHHHHH TAKE ME TO PANDORA ALREADY
>Sir, please!
>WAY OF THE WATER, WAY OF THE WATER!
>Sit, calm down!

[Anonymous No.]

>>41861580
yeah, it would be nice and warm

[Anonymous No.]

>>41862073
>Sit, calm down!
no, it's she who should sit (on my face)

[Anonymous No.]

>>41862073
brother, I crave the forbidden tails

[Anonymous No.]

>>41862131
She's a slug, she can't sit for she has no ass!

[Anonymous No.]

>>41862203
that slimey tail tho...
got me acting unreasonable

[Anonymous No.]

>>41861802
Greenworm? More like, Mweeworm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41862294
Kill yourself, this isn't a request.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41862073
I bet she's warm and moist in a good way
probly feels like hugging a high quality warm water bed
she melts you away in her plentiful bossom till you drop all resistance to her having her way with you

[Anonymous No.]

Please tell me whatever this is it has a compelling and nuance narrative, right? No? Let me guess, it's just "I hate MGE" and justifies wars and bloody conflict?

[Anonymous No.]

Nobody is going to read your faggy webcomic, retard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41862502
Why did you post this? What's your endgame here? Delete it and fuck off already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41862502
You saved it from the last thread and it was talked about, you know exactly what it is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41861121
>It's like having a celebrity show up, if you're lucky you might even get the chance for an autograph.

>Wow! Are you the Raid Boss of the Nefarious Nether-realm dungeon?! You're the coolest! I can't wait until I'm a high enough level to try it with some friends! Can you sign my guild tabard?! So scary! I bet no one's managed to beat you one on one!

[Anonymous No.]

Shog mama with a bunch of kiki daughterus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41862603
>shog insists I only shower at home
>use my experience gained from years of recluce to masterfully dodge every droplet of the showerhead goo, just out of sheere spite
>she proceeds to pull out the utensils instead, and begin throwing them at me with ludicrous speed
What do I do? I never got this far before.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41862662
Use your bomb

[Anonymous No.]

Meanwhile, at the Hagville library.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41862671
fool, love bombing only motivates meido to serve their mastha more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41862700
Shog adapts to any attack

[Anonymous No.]

>>41862662
>shogification
She would be out cold for a few days because of the intense pleasure from such an event. Take care of your meido while she rests!

[Anonymous No.]

>>41862713
>obey mastha, gain pleasure
>disobey mastha in order to keep them safe, gain pleasure
shog seem to always win, they can't keep getting away with it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>41862502
https://imgur.com/a/8d3Y4yL
They are obessed with dismantling MGE's lore
most of the characterters are out of character. >monster love is seen as false due to the DLs influence,
>monserisation is seen as false due to the DLs influence
>The DL's plan is not equality, but simply mass domination via brainwashisng and doesnt give two shiits for love, only control
>The MC are strong enough to kill the gods becuase of corse he fucking is
>MC has killed the fallen good, the DS death god has shut hel's system down good chance eros and ares won't see the end of this fucking mess alive (posidon has allied with the MC
>Willamarias jorney from happy devoted succ to wanting to avenge friends to war crimiminal/mass murdering dictator that will gut drullea first chance she gets (and elt is has been turned human)


TLDR
if you want to see someone more or less write 500K on why "The demon lord is bad and the monsters are bad, featuring overpowered dark souls lore and characters to smother what I don't like" then sure, its compelling.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to do get involved in some monkey business.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41862779
Sounds like what if /tg/ made MGE, only lacks warhammer and lort of the rings references

[Anonymous No.]

>>41862819
its the crown fic of the western sites (ao3, ff.net, spacebattles) and is basically a frankenstien of last decade and so's "problems" people have with MGE

I would talk about it more, but would rather world build my own take on the setting in regards to the story im writing, which I assure you has none of this shit

[Anonymous No.]

I wanna sniff danuki breath!

[Anonymous No.]

>>41862502
You are trolling. You have to be to keep posting this. Fuck off and go back to shithole sb.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41862839
Yeah there is some mild amusement from poking fun at those "people" but we should stop at this point

[Anonymous No.]

>>41862839
>rape is bad
>proceeds to commit genocide instead
that is the morality these "writers" seem to indorse. I might get a bit sad at times when I gripple with the impossible high of fantasy, but it least I don't vent by making grimdark murderhobo stories.
>world build
what kind of stuff do you like the most about the mge setting?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41862779
>>41862819
>>41862839
>>41862869
Are you seriously fucking replying to yourself to ragebait with some dogshit fanfiction on a dogshit website full of fujos dumping terabytes of BTS or FOTM anime boy female insert porn? Fucking CRINGE!

[Anonymous No.]

I also wanna sniff black harpy breath

[Anonymous No.]

You're at the beach when this chick flops out of the water and start singing like so

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ksjw-5XuEnE

What do?

[Anonymous No.]

What do unmarried zombies do all day? Do they just wander from place to place looking for someone to be with?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41862889
just buy a sardine can

[Anonymous No.]

>>41862880
Calm down, anon
https://files.catbox.moe/h9k0yc.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>41862893
Yeah. And if they meet another zombie, they starts wandering together. And that's how they eventually form a horde of the walking dead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41860492
Baphomets are the best. All the experience of a hag and the cute young body of a girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>41862895
I don't think black harpy breath would smell like that. Also, that's not very intimate

[Anonymous No.]

>>41862891
>make big dreamy eyes to make her think the charm is working
>lie down there with your chin in your hands to make her think the charm is working
>smile dopey to make her think the charm is working
>kiss her to make her think the charm is working
>follow her into the depths to make her think the charm is working
>marry her to make her think the charm is working
>sex her every day to make her think the charm is working
>raise your kids together to make her think the charm is working
>grow old in a happy marriage to make her think the charm is working
>pass away holding hands with her to make her think the charm is working
pull a prank on that dum fish

[Anonymous No.]

>>41862921
That's some next level punk

[Anonymous No.]

>>41862878
>what kind of stuff do you like the most about the mge setting?
Mostly the lore regarding the knights and dragonia
Theres also the corruption/transformation aspects, but I've never truly nailed that right in my writing (dispte writng several mge tf stories)

I want to incorprate more lore, items into my stuff, along with some of my own twists, in that sense talking about dragonium last thread was a godsend as its something I can use to push my story further.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41862904
I dunno, but they do hunt wild animals, so what do you prefer, the smell of dead fish or rancid meat?
If you are really lucky, they might have just eaten some fruit, but that odor can also just be ketoacidosis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41862878
It's not actually odd for a westerner to view rape as the ultimate crime. It's what society has pushed for years and dumbasses would probably start believing it.
I guess it's the biggest sticking point since in mge rape isn't really a big deal, just something that happens every now and again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41862940
Profile says they tend to rob their food from people. They're well practiced thieves. So, if you don't offer one your French fries, she's taking not only your fries, but the burger and milkshake you just bought too. Their breath will be okay.

But the moral of the story is to buy some extra fries

[Anonymous No.]

>>41862930
I'm still trying to find anybody who cares for this funny potion here. It smiles even, how lovely, I should take a sip of it right away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41862969
What's the name of this one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41862953
Rape is bad and i don't like it.
Consensual lovemaking is good and i like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41862839
>>41862878
The rape isn't even real rape. You don't want it at the moment but the only reason she's doing it is that the both of you are perfect for each other. If they read the setting they'd understand that. But they don't want to read anything past fallen maidens and opt to write shitty stalker fanfiction.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41863014
mimicry potion, it heals you, trust me :)

[Anonymous No.]

>>41862953
>>41863048
>another episode of retards thinking "rape" in MGE is actually rape
Would you retards please take five minutes to do some basic reading before posting here about something you clearly don't know shit about

[Anonymous No.]

>>41863078
Shut up, Druella.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41863078
They're no rape in mge but people still call it that. My statement is true.

[Anonymous No.]

I've got your lotr reference right here.
Behold! The primordial darkness! Who ruled over all shadows in Middle Earth before Sauron, before Morgoth, before the first rising of the sun!

[Anonymous No.]

>>41863078
Get over it. Rape is rape even if it's your soulmate pinning you down for it. Yes means yes, anon.
This thread thing of explaining away the rape as some sort of super dressed up consensual sex is super strange.

[Anonymous No.]

>/tg/niggers are back
well there goes the neighborhood.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41863078
monster girl (she loves you)
>ehm, when you think about it this is against like my free will and stuff
can we just get back to day dreaming instead?
Damn what I wouldn't do to have a meido such as this
>>41862746

[Anonymous No.]

>>41863078
Then we should call forceful sex, not rape. Word have a meaning, let's use it a little bit more.
I want to fuck a manticore

[Anonymous No.]

>>41863133
Why are you proud of being unable to do the most basic of reading? Are you proud of being dumber than the average ghetto nigger or something?

[Anonymous No.]

How about instead of shitposting, we post pictures of adorable dormice?

[Anonymous No.]

Take it easy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>41863014
Mimicry potion
Woman drinks it: becomes slime carrier
Man drinks it: attracs human women, and sexually attractive to a woman that has feelings for him, leading to them having sex and her becoming a slime carrier

[Anonymous No.]

It wasn't shit posting and I truly think that saying forceful sex is more accurate.
What attracts you so much in sleepy mouses ? They look a little bit boring

[Anonymous No.]

>>41863177

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>>41863173
Don't take it too easy tho, don't want to end up like wurmie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41863071
>>41863174
Ah, what about it?

[Anonymous No.]

talking about the lore
It's come to attention that the liliths panacea could have fun stories
>drinking it alowes unassisted transformation into anything
>dragons and baphomets included
>can also become a psuedo-lilim, and be adopted by the DL

[Anonymous No.]

>>41863259
Perfect final rewards for a big dungeon. Could be sold for a lot of gold.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41863259
I feel like in a adventure this would be like finding a master ball

[Anonymous No.]

>>41863259
The article for this doesn't mention what happens to men right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41863177
They're cute and taste like brown sugar

[Anonymous No.]

>>41863259
feels like a pretty good mcguffin item
>wife is a human, but she wants to turn into a monster that is rare or doesnt have a form of transformation any more practical than the LP potion
>go on a journey with her to find it
>but the order is looking for it as well
>they want to use it on one of their female archmages to create something powerful enough to cause a lot of damage to MG lands
>most monsters step out of your way and wont corrupt your partner when they find out about your goal.
>journey is mostly you fighting against the order, taking whatever it is they know about the object, and using it to move on.
>final battle with order where the potion is, find out that they cant get to it for some reason. have to beat the arch mage
>after beating her discover that "only a couple fwith true love and a transformative desire can break the seal"

[Anonymous No.]

>>41863407
Safe to assume you'd turn into an incubus instantly, maybe a gigachad one from the start.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41863407
>>41863441
It'd probably instantly make you an Incubus, make you VERY desirable to any monster nearby or put the effect into your cum.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41863429
There are also monsters fantasy beasts that could be used as obstacles. Like in Monster hunter.

>>41863441
I wouldn't be surprised if this is what happens.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41863068
>You don't want it at the moment
Sounds like rape to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41863497
>>41863441
>Drink the potion
>Jawlines grow
>Perfect musculature
>Still no hair
>Black and white filter surrounded you everytime you take a flex pose
>Max stat everywhere
>Start to levitate
Time to build a flying black pyramid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41863646
This is KCs perspective in it.

So, MGE has the essence of masochism primary.

I think the translation of the word "犯す(okasu)"to"rape" caused confusion.
Actually, it is not used in serious nuance.
For me and Japanese fans, this part is interpreted like "Such attractive girl nestles and pushes me down! Yes!"
At least, we don`t consider it creepy or with denial of the dignity of man as you may feel from that word.

So it's more hentai doujin rape and not the dark kind rather then real life.
If you can't understand this, that's fine. But there is nothing more to discuss.You can join the rest of the haters on sb.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41863718
So forceful sex just as I said before.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41863718
But I want to be raped stop trying to make it into lovey dovey shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>41863718
Basically KC's definition of rape is that if you enjoy it, you can't be raped, but that's retarded because all women enjoy being raped (even monster girls). The actual definition of rape is subsuming another's will with your own, which is why women are prone to rape (because they're not capable of having independent wills).

[Anonymous No.]

>>41863738
Don't know. Didn't read and don't care. I simply posting how the perspective is supposed to be rather then taking words literally literally like the anal retentive faggots your side is.
I have nothing more to say. Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

How about we post pics of minos instead?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41863786
Too many words, i don't understand. I want to rape a meme cat

[Anonymous No.]

>>41863793
We're on the same side you fucking retarded niggerish faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41863104
O bet Pyrows be looking at Melkor or even Sauron and are like:

>"Wow! My grandma Balrog fought in the War of Wrath! Melkor-sensei and Sauron-sensei are Maiar. My grandma Balrog is a Maiar! Therefore I too am a Maiar and related to Melkor-sensei and Sauron-sensei! Hahaha, take that Vanilla Succubus-chan! I'm related to deities!"

[Anonymous No.]

>Portals open
>Want to break up with gf but I live in a rural area, no monsters here (yet)
>Finally convince bitchy girlfriend to visit the other side on a vacation
>Visit the local countryside, very nice area and lots of interesting things to do
>Last day of our vacation
>End up getting "lost" and we find ourselves in a demonic realm
>She monsterizes a few hours after we get "lost"
>As a monster she now qualifies for citizenship in various demon realms
This is the easiest way to get yourself a green card kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>41864180
nah, its literally just appearing in a monster realm and saying im lonely out loud

[Anonymous No.]

>>41864180
The Dragonia book has an immigration office where you can apply to become a citizen and be provided a home. You just have to be married to a dragon.

[Anonymous No.]

>I am the mouth of Druella. My mistress bids thee--
>Oh it's just you, Anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>41864261
Who was she expecting?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41864261
im going to make fun of this damn chunni and make her wear bright colors as well as the 80s workout gear in bright colors

[Anonymous No.]

>>41864261
>High ranking demon army general that is extremely powerful and skilled at planning battles
>Becomes a stuttering autist whenever she sees you or you are in a room with her

[Anonymous No.]

>>41864244
When I visited dragonia the immigration officer wouldn't let me in unless I agreed to marry her. Are you saying she tricked me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41864368
just jump the border and work as the gardener for some rich old dragon

[Anonymous No.]

>>41864368
Yes
You can visit Dragonia without a wife. It's just a requirement if you want to live there and become a citizen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41864383
I ended up marrying her so it's too late now. It turns out only unmarried dragons work the immigration booths, they use it as an excuse to pick through/sort all the single men entering the country. It's all one big covert matchmaking operation.
You'll never see this reported in The Dragonia Times

[Anonymous No.]

>>41864261
>any luck on that ancient fox hag with ice blue tails and a slightly cold aura due to her ice affinity?
>yeah thats what i thought. back to the overworld with you.
>greedy bastard...

[Anonymous No.]

>>41864431
thats why i just hop the border and do whatever, if there is a lack of dragonfruit, i go find some, come back, make a little booth and sell them for 4 silver coins for a lb and attempt to speak with my broken draconic

[Anonymous No.]

>>41860307

[Anonymous No.]

>>41864630
>sorry, thermostat was set to 28 by accident

[Anonymous No.]

>marry a recently revived wight
>gets pestered by her (still human) great-great grand nephews, nieces and other relatives about being married to a commoner

[Anonymous No.]

>>41864827
this is where you show just how much stronger you are than them as well as the fact you dont care

[Anonymous No.]

>>41864792
>accidentally giving little girls a reason to take off their clothes

[Anonymous No.]

>>41864827
>Human womens
>Criticized mamono
>Can't understand why everyone prefer mamono other them
You know the drill. I hate women so much it's unreal.

[Anonymous No.]

don't trust dragons

[Anonymous No.]

>>41864991
Use Stinger on dragons. Fuck those bratty hags.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41864991
just turn them holsts, their swollen breasts filled with milk will make them honest

[Anonymous No.]

>>41864976
What about women that join the Sabbath and become witches

[Anonymous No.]

I LOVE BIG SISTER
I LOVE BIG SISTER
I LOVE BIG SISTER
I LOVE BIG SISTER
I LOVE BIG SISTER
I LOVE BIG SISTER

[Anonymous No.]

>>41865085
Not my cup of tea but they're mamono do they're ok.

[Anonymous No.]

>Just sign on the dotted line boya and we will solve your problem
>The protection package ensures your safe passage to and from work in one of our many facilities along with lodging
>No monster outside of the organization will dare even look at you
>Oh you want to know what you will be doing for the organization?
>Don't worry about silly boring details, it's a super easy job

[Anonymous No.]

>>41865133
but i have only fought in the underground and never learned anything aside from knowing how to speak

[Anonymous No.]

>>41862073
!

[Anonymous No.]

>>41865168
Should have taken the deal anon, if the mofukuza boss tells you to take a dive you do it, now you have a debt to settle. Hope you like frying tofu and handling a brush.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41865133
>It's just a guard job where you stand around in a warehouse with your rifle and socialized with your coworkers
>They're all nice and you learn more about Zipangu
>You really like the cat one with two tails and will ask her on a date tomorrow
Where was the catch ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41865233
nah, i bend the knee to no one, but imma just leave and go fight as the nukis champion instead

[Anonymous No.]

>>41865133
sure okay

[Anonymous No.]

>>41865243
Good way to get sold off to some low level street thug hellwans, you could have had it all anon, nice suits riding in your fox bosses limo to escort her about her business but you let your pride get in the way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41860327

[Anonymous No.]

>>41865271
still i aint taking no dives, and hellhounds just want my autographs now

[Anonymous No.]

>>41865271
>Trying to get an anon who is already married to big nuki
Retard fox hag can't do shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>41865133
>Sign contract
>Don't do what's written on it
>It's not demonic one anyway
>But muh honor
Don't care and thanks for the free money. Bunnyip have better fluff anyway

[Anonymous No.]

>>41865288
>big nuki
shes old and fat but thats why i love her, my life and body is hard but big nuki is soft and warm

[Anonymous No.]

>>41865318
Based retard bro, would drink with you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41865243
>I bend the knee to no one
>Immediately goes for a nuki
All muscle no brains.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41865367
hey, as long as i get good food, some nuki nookie, training equipment and good opponents, im happi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41865277
Cute sea dragon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41865133
>sign contract
>first day on the job
>mofukuza boss is there to introduce me to it
>"so your job is to be a personal bodyguard and servant for one of the lesser heads of the organization."
>"she's a sweet fox. not too many rough sexual tendencies like the others.
>"prefers things like cuddling, snuggling, and kissing over sex. she has 6 tails, and they are as silky as they are fluffy. even im jealous"
>"why she needs a bodyguard is because of how many are also looking to have rough sex with her."
>"the boyas in management picked her for you specifically because of why you came to me for protection."
>"personally i think you two are a good fit."
>"ok look, i hear your silent protests and i know you might be a little mad because you are not looking for a relationship but as you humans call it you are soulmates"
>"so just give her a chance, please?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>41860307

[Anonymous No.]

>>41865625
KF will neer be good again.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>41865643
Not salsa, not flamengo my brother. Have you ever heard of naattu koothu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41865625
Elk are dumb. They wait there at the side of the road if you slow down, but then when you speed up again they rush in front of you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41865481
I like it, it's sweet

[Anonymous No.]

I want to marry the strongest Dark Brave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41861875
>>41861904
>ignore vampire
>ignore vampire
That's how you annoy any woman. The best way to annoy a vampire is to play the long game and take advantage of her desperation to turn her into a dhampir factory

[Anonymous No.]

>>41865774
What if she loves being praised and has you cheer on her whenever she goes to the battlefield?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41865639

[Anonymous No.]

>>41865985
Sure. I'd also bring her homemade lunches (once I learn how to make them) .

[Anonymous No.]

Good morning I hate elves so much it’s unreal

[Anonymous No.]

>>41866036

[Anonymous No.]

>>41866036
Even recluse wood elves who dress likely absolute whores but are pure?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41866054
Fat old elf gonna get fucked

[Anonymous No.]

>>41866036
Good evening, I hate dark elves so much it’s unreal

[Anonymous No.]

give me your hottest mg take

[Anonymous No.]

no

[Anonymous No.]

>>41866063
Yes.
Mostly the accent in their case.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41866098
I love my Pslime wives (and Mucus Toad) and think they are the best monstergirls.

Also wip of wife who is a Angelic Slime Carrier Dark Brave.

[Anonymous No.]

Yo how about some of them brews

[Anonymous No.]

>>41866098
Sex with a Hellhound in heat next to a lava flow from an active volcano.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41866121
I love how monsters never wear Bras.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41866098
All the public promiscuity is actually really unnerving to see happen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41866098
hellhounds are somewhat unappealing to me

[Anonymous No.]

>>41866098
some wurms live near pockets of lava when its winter, some even live in said lava

[Anonymous No.]

>>41866165
And who wouldn't be?
They're a very sex oriented girl

[Anonymous No.]

>*waggles eyebrows*

[Anonymous No.]

>>41845835
The joyous world I glimpsed into thanks to the trans hags anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41866199
>>41866165
as well as they are pretty basic nowadays

[Anonymous No.]

>>41866237
Only within the confines of this thread, maybe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41866241
yeah thats what i mean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41866241
They're the most popular outside the thread specifically because they aren't too exotic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41866250
Outside the thread is either foxes or elves by such an insane amount it’s not even comparable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41866266
Foxes elves and succubi are barely monster girls. Hellhounds are the only ones who even tickle their monster radar.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41866266
that fox in nearly all leg, to the point that her legs is almost twice the length of her upper body, but she still cute for having a dopey body

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

should i watch jashin? the girls look cute but it seems kind of mean spirited

[Anonymous No.]

I don't know which one of you told the church of eros about mistletoe but they're already hanging it up early. Watch where you step

[Anonymous No.]

>>41866098
Monster nature needs to be wildly different from human nature.
This means that you can't just write a typical woman character, slap on a few quirks, and call her a monster girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41865998
repopulating extinct species with my beastgirl wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>41865639
at least it was good for a while, that's all that matters
plus theres the i+ mangas by quick waipa that mimic the style of the first season 1-to-1, they're nice too

[Anonymous No.]

>>41866346
You won't like mge much then. The background lore is good enough but it's specifically built around them acting like humans. The only exceptions I really know are the cat kingdom who have silly cat laws, wonderland who are all sex obsessed loonies, and the Sabbath who are just culty.
The best you're gonna get is being called tom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41866347
upgrading my beastgirl wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>41866377
Actually they act like Succubi, because that's what the DL is/was.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41863407
I swear somebody asked KC in a q & a and his answer was basically "overdose and Incubize instantly then pass out on the mana overload until a monster finds you"

[Anonymous No.]

>>41866413
Which is human lite considering modern society. Monsters used to act violent and stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41866454
And now they don't except where it contributes to Rape Time

[Anonymous No.]

>>41866467
No rape, remember?
Anons are very explicit that's it's all consensual

[Anonymous No.]

if that anon who asked for the holst in vanilla, here she is
https://i.imgur.com/40RZc6D.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>41866483
"Ravishing" may be a better way to put it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41866499
>Definition of ravish
>to fill with strong emotion, especially joy.
>to seize and carry off by force.
>to carry off (a woman) by force.
>to rape (a woman).
What did you think "ravish" means?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41866518
In older works it's specifically used to imply that it's "semi-consensual", i.e. it's forced but not unwanted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41866377
>MGE monsters don't get bored or desensitized from repeatedly doing the same thing
>In fact they derive more enjoyment the more they repeat the action
That's one out of a few examples. MGE isn't perfect but still far better than most.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41866539
>mamono are all autistic
perfect

[Anonymous No.]

>>41866528
Proof?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41866555
It came to me in a dream.
Nah but really this is something I recall from a class on Shakespeare in college.

[Anonymous No.]

If a team of highly skilled ratas were to check your entire posting history I bet you'd be categorized as one the following:
>Ripe for a loving marriage
>Deserves violent rape
>In dire need of healing

[Anonymous No.]

>>41866611
Everyone can meet the requirement for those categories

[Anonymous No.]

>>41866611
why not all three?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41866611
oddly obsessed with tubs of jelly

[Anonymous No.]

>>41866528
Uppity brats like amazon lolis who thought they could win against cock and be on top are for ravishing

[Anonymous No.]

>>41866628
I don't think you can heal a broken anon by having him brutally raped by a loving monster.

>>41866640
Sounds like you're in need of healing by a nurse slime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41866611
mostly gonna see that im into my wives who are way older than me, way larger than me, milky and are pudgy and soft also that im an artist

[Anonymous No.]

>>41866611
>>41866628
The second and the third imply the first.

[Anonymous No.]

Thanksgiving with monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41866660
>my wives who are way larger than me
>im an artist
Just no like foot fetishist cares for the mandragora, no artist cares for the art fairy.
I hope one of your wife is at least a titania

[Anonymous No.]

>>41866679
with a harpy as your wife, you'll be stuck stuffing the bird
>>41866688
>>41866688
nah, ones a wurm nun, ones a wock dark mage and the youngest of them is a opahnim bogie, the clown bogie, just now in weird angel flavor

[Anonymous No.]

>>41863226
I don't know, maybe we'd all be a bit happier if we were more like wurmie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41866711
wurmie is a cute dummy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>41866711
>"Hubby, look! I caught this weird wiggling thing!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>41866725
>Honey, thats your tail, now look what i got
>Its his dick in a box

[Anonymous No.]

>>41866711
nice nip

[Anonymous No.]

>>41866711
well she does give some solid advice

[Anonymous No.]

>>41866711
Wurmie's week was just digging for shiny stones, trading said stones for meals, searching for a single male and sleeping.
She's even technically homeless since her cave is in a goblin-owned mountain.
Don't be like wurmie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41866746
and? anyone trying to evict her is not going to be to

[Anonymous No.]

>>41866611
Ripe for loving rape healing

[Anonymous No.]

>>41866210
>six daughters already born with a seventh on the way
Either echidna eggs take a while to hatch or she must have an iron womb

[Anonymous No.]

>>41866765
That's just the third one
And I probably qualify since even Anons here said I hate human women too much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41866776
Her husband insists that doing a "10 pull" will increase his odds of getting a super rare frosthound daughter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41866266
Foxgirls and elves aren't unique to mge, they've been around in anime and other stuff for decades now. Among mge unique designs hellhounds are undoubtedly the most popular.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41866266
that or dragons

[Anonymous No.]

>>41866798
The Frosthound doesn't exist. She's a myth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41866836
You vastly underestimate how many people are grossed out by reptiles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41866841
Gibe de sauce

[Anonymous No.]

It would be hot if monsters test the waters on men who are already with another monster by sexually harassing them to see if they're interested in having a harem.
It's not wanted at all but it would kinda make men feel sexy and confident in their appearance at the same time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41866841
Frostbite is a strange place

[Anonymous No.]

>>41866882
It's only if you do want a harem. It would get old very fast if you want to remain monogamous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41866882
they can try

[Anonymous No.]

What's with that strange cliff side mansion in MGC?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41866937
You only think you do, but all Anons will be whored out until they have at least one wife for every hour.

[Anonymous No.]

Greenworm hanging out in a cornucopia

[Anonymous No.]

>>41866941
>Massive Oni approches Anon
>Says such a pretty boy is made to serve sake
>Hebi forces a smile with closed eyes
>Flames intensify around her
>Oni apologizes and leaves in a hurry
>Hebi squeezes Anon extra tight afterwards

[Anonymous No.]

>>41866882
I'd swoon if a big, tall monster sexually harrassed me desu

[Anonymous No.]

>>41866958
They say it was once owned by the city's founders, but it's been abandoned for years

[Anonymous No.]

>>41860307

[Anonymous No.]

>>41867008
I would not marry a girl that I would not be content having as my only companion 24/7.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41866958
Thrunderbird base

[Anonymous No.]

>>41867144
I have a main girl but there are other ones I cannot get out of my head. I don't know how it will go in reality though, probably insta lose to a familiar.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

I know she's very honorable and all, but I think a Jinko doesn't have to feel obligated to return the favor after I eat her out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41867332
Yeah well she can't really eat you out if you don't have a pussy, baka anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>41867339
Thank goodness they're not that autistically literal minded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41867229
Peak height difference, need me a monster that's almost twice my height

[Anonymous No.]

>>41867360
they are the best to have their massive thighs wrap around

[Anonymous No.]

>>41867403
Or when she teases you by pinning you against a wall and pressing her hips into your face

[Anonymous No.]

>>41867223
Is this what you get when you order the "3 chocolates special" at the mofu parlor?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41867332
You will accept her inexperienced clumsy blowjob and you will enjoy it.
Don't you date mention that her fangs keep touching.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41865133
>Accept the job.
>What's the worst that could happen?
>Cut to Anon wearing a revealing outfit in a seedy mofu club, getting groped and fluffed by lecherous Foxes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41866841
Fluff as soft and fresh snow.
Abs as hard as ice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41866711
I made that post and I apologize to you and wurmie. I admit you are right and didn't want to insult her. I only wanted to make a Cirno reference.

[Anonymous No.]

Need big baka monsters

[Anonymous No.]

>>41867527
big monsters with big hearts

[Anonymous No.]

>>41867527
What about a big baka cat who acts high and mighty and ends all her sentences in "nya"?
She's also easily coerced with food and all the fat goes to her thighs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41867462
It's only fair since at that point I'm not experienced either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41867527
How about this cute ditzy big fairy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41867563
and her number one enemy... small doors!
then again, i suppose a lot of monsters would struggle with smaller than average doors
>horns
>naturally big monsters
>foxes with multiple fluffy tails
>wings, expecially fragile ones

[Anonymous No.]

>>41867593

[Anonymous No.]

>>41867527
so you in the mood for a wurm, my friend?
u wish for choco, vanilla, rocky road, or cookies and creme?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41867527
Monsters need baka humans

[Anonymous No.]

>>41867663
Joke's on them, I was only pretending to be retarded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41867707
>anon reveals his mega-retardation

[Anonymous No.]

>>41867707
That won't get you out of miss Haku's remedial lessons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41867663
I don't need some monster thinking for me just like I don't need their protection to get through the scary parts of town!

[Anonymous No.]

>>41867663
>>41867723
>monster thinks retardanon needs help getting through scary part of town
>he's actually the reincarnation of a earth human that would always pick mage or magic classes in everything that gave him a choice
>for some reason this transferred over into immense magic skill in MGE

[Anonymous No.]

>>41867663
Intelligent monsters are attracted to dense boys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41867746
Too bad about that miscast % though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41867765
That's why you take the Chaos Magic perk. Even the miscasts are guaranteed to do something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41865774
>Anon says he wants to marry the strongest Dark Brave
>two end up dueling over him
>results in considerable property damage and several craters

[Anonymous No.]

>>41867783
>A .1% miscast chance causing the final battle to devolve into a massive, slightly horny LARP session

[Anonymous No.]

I'm actually retard, please post thick rata

[Anonymous No.]

>>41867967
No thanks, /v/ermin that posts in off-topic webcomic threads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41867970
Meds

[Anonymous No.]

>>41867983
>same filename
>same image
Do I really have to get the archive out to prove this shit because you're too cowardly to admit your home board?

[Anonymous No.]

So h100 cards are apparently out or going to be , it seems coreweave got their hands on some
Thoughts on the hopper architecture?

[Anonymous No.]

she can be your angle...or yuor devil

[Anonymous No.]

>>41867995
Sure, do it.

[Anonymous No.]

Dark elves>light elves

[Anonymous No.]

Vampire fight!

[Anonymous No.]

>>41868014
https://arch.b4k.co/v/thread/619150604/#619151240

[Anonymous No.]

>>41868021
what about blueberry elves

[Anonymous No.]

>>41868037
i was gunna defend that anon and say "well perhaps he just saved it from there", but he's a catposter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41868037
That's a thread on /v/. Why should I care ? Take your meds and fuck off

[Anonymous No.]

>>41868045
Seethe and go back, /v/nigger. Stay in your ghetto instead of shitting this place up.

[Anonymous No.]

What is even being complained about right now

[Anonymous No.]

>>41868052
cat(real)poster being a retard
nothing abnormal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41868002
me no understand

[Anonymous No.]

>>41868021
I want to have a dark elf mistress

[Anonymous No.]

>>41868060
Cat(real) ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41868052
one retard getting mad at another retard for accidentally posting an off topic image because he saw the same image on a web comic thread on an entirely different board, apparently

[Anonymous No.]

>>41868063
Catgirls are real now. Get your catgirl while you can.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41868052
Someone should take his meds and stop noticing dumb things

[Anonymous No.]

>>41868063
As opposed to cat you wish was real.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41868063
an actual cat, not a catgirl.
i feel the distinction is important here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41868072
Nah, detective gatekeeper-san is based, I don't want /v/tards being too comfy here

[Anonymous No.]

>>41868071
>>41868075
>No childhood friend cat
It's really cold tonight...

[Anonymous No.]

Are Americans still busy with their turkeys?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41868089
No, my turkey has been thoroughly stuffed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41868096
is the bird okay?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41868081
He would if that didn't implied that he is also a v/tard/. How could he noticed that otherwise. Or it's the local schyzos trying something new.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41868089
>>41868096
>tfw you will never leave your harpy wife draped over the table and insensate from wild sex every Thanksgiving

[Anonymous No.]

>>41868106
>anon doesn't know the phrase know your enemy

[Anonymous No.]

>>41868104
she's a bit troubled by estrus and you emitting all those pheromones

[Anonymous No.]

>>41868106
He probably just ticked all boards on b4k reverse image search to check where the tard came from, it's nothing special for anyone invested more than your typical phoneposter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41868118
But I just took a shower last night!

[Anonymous No.]

>>41868089
My family has deer instead of turkey. Don't tell miss whitehorn. I don't need her stalking me in the woods

[Anonymous No.]

>>41868151
>anon and miss whitehorn hunt each other to see who gets to "eat" who

[Anonymous No.]

>>41868151
anon do be looking cold and rescuable

[Anonymous No.]

>>41868028
Anon please.
The left is not a vampire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41868186
Of course she is. She has fangs. Only vampires have fangs.

[Anonymous No.]

What would a zombie do if she found a freezing man?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41868227
Return with a blanket, help the warm recharge.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41868151
White Horn-san has found your location

[Anonymous No.]

>>41868227
hug and nibble, same as always

[Anonymous No.]

>>41868021
Drow > brown > vanilla

[Anonymous No.]

>>41868248
>...Maybe I should let her in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41868227
Get mom, obviously. Mom being a very tired looking Lich.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41868262
i wonder if elves will ever figure out they might look nicer with clothes

[Anonymous No.]

>>41868271
She could use a hot beverage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41868271
White Horn-san just wants to "talk", of course! The SKS she brought along is for hunting, nothing more

[Anonymous No.]

>>41868227
Free popsicle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41868248
Whitehorn breath == extremely sniffable

[Anonymous No.]

>>41868299
Seems it's time to hide in the panic room

[Anonymous No.]

Post pics of fashionable whitehorns

[Anonymous No.]

>>41868356
Summer fashion!

[Anonymous No.]

>>41868356
Don't worry senpai, I got you

[Anonymous No.]

>>41868383
cute little nightmare, I wanna see her wiggle her ears.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41868383
Better, hate centaurs.

[Anonymous No.]

Don't listen to those nymphs anon, that "Rhinegold" is a trap

[Anonymous No.]

>>41868383
>bipedal
How to ruin a whitehorn.

>>41868374
Slavic whitehorn seems fun. But i think if prefer a Canadian one or a Nordic one

[Anonymous No.]

Cursed/Monsterized Guns, wat do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41868425
Anon, no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41868413
>every monster in the river is just waiting for you to "forswear love" so they can show you the error of your ways
>it's not even real gold

[Anonymous No.]

>>41868425
kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41868425
Sup Reddit

[Anonymous No.]

>>41867663
i aint idiot, just got many noggin floggin when was kid

[Anonymous No.]

>>41868425
this is basically just posting humans no matter what you say they are, go away and take your reddit meme with you

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to show monsters I'm fine living alone by showing off my gourmet chef skills. Once they see how well I make instant Ramen and frozen pizza they'll stop saying I need a wife!

[Anonymous No.]

this snek does NOT exude 'best mom' energy

[Anonymous No.]

>>41868501
she's doing her best

[Anonymous No.]

>>41868499
Dummy, you're supposed to bake the pizza, not freeze it.

[Anonymous No.]

How can whitehorns be so lewd when they dress so conservatively?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41868524
Woman with a natural charm and a good fashion sense doesn't have to show much skin to be alluring.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41868595
Picked a bad image for your post. That demon doesn't look lewd at all

[Anonymous No.]

>>41868524
I think they're frustrated from constantly having to take off all those layers before they can get a man. After one too many men gets away while they're still getting the coat off, the brain of a whitehorn melts with pent up lust

[Anonymous No.]

Next sith profile soon.
I can feel it, we are overdue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41868425
>draw a human girl
>Call it a robot
Miss me with that shit.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>41868595
What's natural charm, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41868814
I'm not sure how to define it without circular reasoning, just that feeling that a White Horn gives you. That quality that makes a girl lewd without being explicitly lewd.

[Anonymous No.]

Raiju is masturbating in public again, keep walking and don't look at her in the eyes

[Anonymous No.]

>>41868934
But it's making my hair stand on end and I'm not even that close.

[Anonymous No.]

>get one of those ai art generators
>type monster girl in the prompt
>get this as first result
so what is she supposed to be? a chimeric abomination that mixes dragon/harpy/shog?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41868973
She looks like she'd be a closet nerd who just wants to be told that she's done a good job for once.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41868973
Though it was a beetle girl at first

[Anonymous No.]

>>41868981
she looks like she just wants a husband that ruffles her feathers and won't mention that she is getting bald

[Anonymous No.]

>>41868973
Some cross between wyvern and mermaid? Idk

[Anonymous No.]

>>41868973
Whatever she is she deserves kisses.

[Anonymous No.]

Was there a guy In these threads thst got mad at the word "heckpups"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41868973
my first impression is a dorky neet abyss monster that doesnt like all the corruption/assimilation stuff that her friends are into, and likely models her habits and appearance after a surface monster to try and put herself further away from all of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41868973
I love the feather dress

[Anonymous No.]

>>41869032
Byt why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41868785
Blasphemy

[Anonymous No.]

>>41869040
it accentuates her figure by making it bigger and fluffier and it makes her shoulders look alluring by their nakedness in comparison

[Anonymous No.]

Hahaha where am i?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41868973
Cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>41868973
She looks spiky.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41868973
LOL! LMAO! This what Lilith's Influence and "Mamono Mana" does? Hahahaha! And you nerds say human women are low tier! Look at that face, and look at those teeth! What and absolute L.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41868973
either a shoggoth trying to be a dragon for her master or an unmarried chaos dragon

[Anonymous No.]

>>41868425
Impregnate them and create more daughters cursed guns. Simple.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41868934
Hit her with the spray

[Anonymous No.]

>>41868973
Dangerous Abyss Demon, very deadly! Do not try to kiss!

[Anonymous No.]

Well I have bad news about the AI generated mamono
I kept feeding the same image to the AI in order for it to try to enhance the originally made image
unfortunately, it seems she has succumbed to a fate worse than death, "they" got to her, look her fall from grace as she embraces the forbidden arts
https://files.catbox.moe/tfkq6r.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

When cornered by a beast monster do I curl up and play dead or pretend to be big and make loud noises?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41869168
sabbath strikes again

[Anonymous No.]

>>41869168
This is why we need the uwaa bomber.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41869168
Oh no

[Anonymous No.]

>>41865481

[Anonymous No.]

>>41869252
never AI my greentext again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41869168
The blessed fate of all mamono

[Anonymous No.]

>>41869252
whats with the sextupletits

[Anonymous No.]

>>41869252
Mofu multibooba is good booba

[Anonymous No.]

>>41869252
tf is this? this is why you just grab a pencil and learn

[Anonymous No.]

>>41869294
>tf is this?
fun

[Anonymous No.]

>>41869303
nah, its just a mistake. no woman has more then a pair of tits, if she does, it aint human

[Anonymous No.]

>>41869310
wheredoyouthinkweare.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

41869314
please anon, go shitpost else. or just go outside

[Anonymous No.]

>>41869294
Drawing is hard and we don't all have time to put into it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41869310
>>41869338

[Anonymous No.]

>>41869276
>Portals open
>Excited for monster sex
>Gleefully jump at them
>Your first time is staring at some fucking horseshoes on a loli goat

[Anonymous No.]

>>41869168
You cannot escape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41869252
>>41869350
Leave.
>>41869347
Does not excuse shitposting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41869347
you can start very small and in just 5 mins a day, and you can avoid making mistakes like that machine spat out by learning
41869350
it aint funny, just sad that you need to do this for attention

[Anonymous No.]

>>41869350
This actually does look ai generated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41869374
Konshin has been drawing for far longer than AI art being a thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41869400
Sucks to be him then

[Anonymous No.]

>>41869374
>>41869400
nta but the knee shading is kinda iffy and his style is very similar to what ai spits out, must be rather common style

[Anonymous No.]

>>41869410
Someone has to be doing the common style. All those technically correct but soulless twitter artists are pretty pissed they've been replaced.
Its not just the shading either. Thr clothes lines bother me and the folds of the sleeves are super noisy and don't feel delibersre

[Anonymous No.]

>>41869409
>him
Their Danbooru wiki page says they're a woman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41869350
MEGAMILK

[Anonymous No.]

>>41869168
Is this the results of deferalization for a monster girl?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

41869515
please stop

[Anonymous No.]

who is going to tell him?

[Anonymous No.]

I love sleep mice like you wouldn't believe.

[Anonymous No.]

Remember to leave your Kjarr-brand equipment at customs when traveling out of the New World! If the Danuki mofukuza catches wind of it, they're gonna be on you like white on rice.

[Anonymous No.]

I made a drawing of a Shog.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41869682
cute bowtie

[Anonymous No.]

>>41869682
i want to go to slimeland

[Anonymous No.]

>>41869682
I think I recognize that Shog.
>>41869694
Agreed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41869750
She's a great shog. Her colors and design are really fun and a breath of fresh air I would say.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41869646
>Forgetting about the safi brand weapons
Congrats on invalidating every other elemental weapon

[Anonymous No.]

Court Alf book has this huge ship. It's interesting that you could do a cruise ship vacation in MGE if you want to then arrive in a fantasy country and explore the surroundings and culture. And if you like it become a citizen like with Dragonia.

[Anonymous No.]

mgs that don't look at explosions

[Anonymous No.]

>>41869350

[Anonymous No.]

>>41869798
Safi'jiiva doesn't create monstrously-powerful elemental weapons from a precious metal, anon.

Come to think of it, wouldn't Safi be considered somewhere on the same level as the DL, or a Lilim at least? What with the whole terraforming thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41869765
I didn't know it's a waifufag's OC and not just an artist's one-of picture. The design is really cool.
>>41869802
Spending your life traveling the world with your beloved is also romantic.

[Anonymous No.]

>Try to resist hag
>Fail
>Mating press her
This happens everyday, how do I stop giving into my temptations?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41869802
Their world looks super cozy and I'm sad I will never visit a place that doesn't exist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41869917
Wear a blindfold so you can't be tempted by her mature beauty

[Anonymous No.]

>>41869936
He's gonna be tempted by her beautiful voice now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41869917
It's what Hobbes would want, desu

[Anonymous No.]

>>41869951
Shove a gag in her mouth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41869917
stop taking trips to hagville

[Anonymous No.]

>>41869971
No

[Anonymous No.]

>>41869951
Then add ear plugs. That way he can walk the streets of hagville temptation free

[Anonymous No.]

>>41869978
Anon why are you calling a young and spry cat woman a hag?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41869750
Best Shog in a long time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41869978
then you will keep mating press hags
I'm sure they will name a street after you in honor of your duty of breeding hags

[Anonymous No.]

>>41869971
or better yet, get a sabbath member to escort you through

[Anonymous No.]

>>41869872
You could. Work or mama cage max to buy a submarine and then explore the world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41870000
>hag thinks Anon is blind and deaf
>wants to help him cross the street and takes his hand
>Anon is tempted by the skin contact

[Anonymous No.]

>>41870021
Why indeed

[Anonymous No.]

>>41870045
Damn these old ladies are crafty. Okay ear plugs, blindfolds, and now thick gloves

[Anonymous No.]

>>41870045
>help him across the street
a likely story, I bet she will lead him to her house if she could

[Anonymous No.]

>>41869971
Yeah, go to hebeville instead.

[Anonymous No.]

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, hug a birb today.
Gotta enjoy those soft birbs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41870170
>refuse to hug birb
>birb hugs you
oh darn

[Anonymous No.]

>>41870170
>>41870182
If I hug the birb I fear I will not let go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41870170
>hug birb
>bigger birb hugs you
Think I got it

[Anonymous No.]

>>41870170
I had my glasses off and accidentally hugged a cupid thinking she was a jubjub. Did I break the rules?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41870039
oh god black cat erotic

[Anonymous No.]

>>41870201
Yes, but you're forgiven.

[Anonymous No.]

Remember to ignore that Vampire that's harassing you and instead go for her older sister. Who wants to be a servant to some dumb elf that berates you for being born when you can go on cool adventures with a Dhampir?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41866937
That's why anons need protection from unwanted harem otherwise their rights for practising monogamy will be revoked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41870256
Get off my property

[Anonymous No.]

>>41870463
She'd like nothing more

[Anonymous No.]

>>41870256
>>41870502
>showing off her tit to some random guy while having a "husband"
Whore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41870502
It makes sense mamano agents would be married, can't have them fraternizing with the suspects.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41870256
great, feds know about me pushing manticore venom to order countryside
where's my ignis mana stuffed demon realm boar?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41870256
>>41870502
I've heard you can't say no to a Male Body Inspector.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41870514
That's a married woman, retard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41870256
Feds get the dark matter

[Anonymous No.]

>>41870508
Her badge was in her coat's inner pocket, man

[Anonymous No.]

>>41870531
uh huh, sure

[Anonymous No.]

Looking and searching Mist Continent news and politics with Mist Continent Uncensored starring Christy Chappell (Ratatoskr)

[Anonymous No.]

>>41870573
I'm gonna steal her during her news report!

[Anonymous No.]

>>41870593
Steal her what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41870573
I'm gonna be one of those people who stands outside the window of the live report at the studio, holding up a sign that says "I <3 CHRISTY! PLEASE MARRY ME!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>41870611
shoes

[Anonymous No.]

>>41870611
her

[Anonymous No.]

>>41870632
Huff the fluff

[Anonymous No.]

>>41870632
Wow, I didn't know she was so smol, you never see that on the cameras.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41870639
I bet she uses stilts to make her seem taller, what a phoney

[Anonymous No.]

>>41870573
Yell fuck her right in the pushy into the mic during an interview

[Anonymous No.]

>>41870645
Not at all, subtle camera angles and positioning help our little reporter report big news! It's all in the tricks of the trade!

[Anonymous No.]

>>41870645
It's okay for squirrels to be small unlike for anons :^)

[Anonymous No.]

>>41870651
>Rata Reporter keeps accidentally interviewing the "Fuck her right in the pussy" Anon by accident.
>He's always in disguise, startling her so much she becomes a flustered, embarrassed mess each time.
heh

[Anonymous No.]

Test

[Anonymous No.]

>>41870652
>report big news
leave it to the interns that have the height

[Anonymous No.]

>>41870695
That poor chair is giving its best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41870715
The Oni is heavy

[Anonymous No.]

>>41870715
Put me in it's place

[Anonymous No.]

>>41870719
shut up denji

[Anonymous No.]

>>41870715
don't be rude
rata isn't fat!

[Anonymous No.]

>>41870715
It's a tabouret, not a chair

[Anonymous No.]

beelzebub outta nowhere

[Anonymous No.]

>>41870733
Tabouret is a type of chair.
>>41870742
You should have expected her, it's Black Flyday today.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41870742
>Happy Black-Fly day!
I'm throwing her into an Arachne web.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41870750
Not it's not, chair are chair, tabouret are tabouret, rata are molestable and sofa are sofa

[Anonymous No.]

>>41870731
Ratas are small, lightweight and easy to carry.
You could walk in to the nearest news agency, grab a rata, throw her over your shoulder and there is nothing she could do about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41870791
And it's what I will do when the portals open. Raiding the nearest new station, balaclava on head, with only petite tree rat in mind, i hope that no one will interfere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41870780
Tabouret is a type of chair and Ratas are viable both for molesting and being molested by.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41870791
That's rude, anon. How would you feel if some big monster came into your workplace and threw you over shoulder?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41870814
>How would you feel if some big monster came into your workplace and threw you over shoulder?
Aroused.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41870814
Aroused.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41870814
Probably pretty aroused

[Anonymous No.]

>>41870814
please do it
I prefer a beeg kot but I will take anything

[Anonymous No.]

>>41870814
Bad but it's the mge rule. You are either on top or under. I choose to be on top and the rata will not leave unmolested.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41870827

[Anonymous No.]

>>41870814
I'd get revenge by grabbing a handful of her ass from my new position.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41870833
do it kot
if you won't take me, I will throw you over my shoulder and take you home

[Anonymous No.]

>>41870819
>>41870820
>>41870823
>>41870827
This is why monsters think all men are sluts! They'll never take us seriously if this keeps up

[Anonymous No.]

>>41870814
She can have me.

[Anonymous No.]

I commissioned someone to draw a baphomet

[Anonymous No.]

>>41870844
cocaine is hell of a drug

[Anonymous No.]

>>41870844
They already can't take anything seriously, they're always thinking with their vaginas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41870844
I will have you know just because I can't name my top 40 monsters doesn't mean I'm a slut! I just have a big heart!

[Anonymous No.]

>>41870844
I'm not expecting any more respect than a stripey musclekot carrying me to her home is going to give me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41870844
Speak for yourself, they won't caught me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41870844
They don't actually think that though right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41870844
Respectful monsters will prince carry men instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41870904
Dangerously in titty squeezing range

[Anonymous No.]

>>41870844
>4/5 anons are into femdom
Wow who could believe, it's almost like maledomfags are not welcome. Now fuck off with your maledom shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41870894
>he thinks he can run away on those short little legs of his
Men are adorable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41870844
any notion of pride or resistance goes away the moment a big monster grapples me into their tits/chest fluff

[Anonymous No.]

>>41860307
Aztec birb cloaca sexo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41870912
uh oh

retard detected

[Anonymous No.]

>>41870916
Not running away, tackles them. They won't catch me because i will catch them first and if everything go bad in my end i will inject as much raging mushroom in my blood as humanly possible. It's about sending a message

[Anonymous No.]

>>41870924
I'll ask her to give me a carnita burrito

[Anonymous No.]

>>41870926
he is probably the tard that keeps trying to start shit between maledom and femdomfags
he seems to pop up around this time usually
best to ignore him

[Anonymous No.]

>>41870926
Local schyzos trying to start shit, ignore him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41870695
Is this the rare late night where he actually bothers to draw?
I swear his stuff looks like a dementia patients progress sometimes

[Anonymous No.]

pigs are good

[Anonymous No.]

>>41870956
Can she devour an entire corpse, bones and all?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41870956
2D Pig Delicious

[Anonymous No.]

>>41870961
she would faint, unless it was some chicken

[Anonymous No.]

>>41870963
buii?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41870982
I head if you pull the high orc's tail, she actually squeals

[Anonymous No.]

>>41870956
Not so tough without her H'Orc delinquent ringleader to back her up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41870982
Bui!

[Anonymous No.]

>>41871010
we will never know...

[Anonymous No.]

>>41871010
its the emergancy eject if her stiing on your face becomes too suffocating

[Anonymous No.]

>>41870924
>anthro
No, fuck off

[Anonymous No.]

Shady buisness men deserve shady wives

[Anonymous No.]

Why are you in her house?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41871050
dumb nukis

[Anonymous No.]

>>41871068
Flickering her lights.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41871068
Putting garlic spray in her perfume

[Anonymous No.]

>>41871068
Really wanted to sniff her panties, hail Caesar!

[Anonymous No.]

>>41871073
Is this Pawn Stars?

[Anonymous No.]

any good ideas for corruptin stories
I want to read about women becoming monsters

[Anonymous No.]

>>41871097
You might as well write an alp story at that point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41871198
I said women becoming monsters, alps even if the end result is "female", don't count

[Anonymous No.]

>>41871050
How do I stop getting shady ads about receiving free "genuine gold" in exchange for dating a nuki?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41871097
>Undead cancer
>Basically slowly girl slowly turning undead and have to figure out why she suddenly doesn't need to eat or sleep but feel cold all the time.

>Demon cult
>The head priestess is gonna use some magic to ascend into demonhood. Works a bit too well and she becomes a greater demon. She realizes how weirdly fucked up their cult is and decide to follow her monster instincts instead. She ends up corrupting the whole town into monster girls as well.

>Hero's curse
Young female hero gets in a fight with a demon/Lilim. The monster decides it would be more fun if she just cursed her instead. The curse makes it so she's utterly convinced all the lewd stuff she does to her squire or whoever is totally in line with what the chief goddess wants. Basically a dark valk curse.

>Novice warlock
>A young man wants to become a wizard and finds a book of dark magic. Asks his childhood friend if he can train with her. She agrees and he ends up corrupting her while having no idea how any of this works, and just corrupting her even further while trying to fix it.

I can probably think of more but these are some ideas at least.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41865133
I’ll find the target, and catch her for you. Mounting and stuffing is extra.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41866098
Monsters don’t rape if you ask them to stop. This is played totally straight. A monster will stop ripping off your clothes as soon as you “pls no”. All of them are like this, even the forceful ones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41870963
>>41870956
>Pig monsters are delicious
>They're afraid of being eaten out
How do I taste sweet p'Orc juices without buiis piercing my ears?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41871279
>Think that shit works
You are fucking retarded. The real way to get a monster to stop raping you is to rip off her clothes and pin her down instead, from there you show her how it feels to be raped and she’ll never do it again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41866640
Based chad. Please fuck my sister in her horse ass.

[Anonymous No.]

Mamono Brand hand-warmers
https://litter.catbox.moe/ffm7lw.jpeg

[Anonymous No.]

>>41871279
Just cry and roll in a ball. They will find you so pathetic and disgusting that they will ignored and ask anyone they know to fo same. You can be a ghost.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41871298
>Forgot your gloves
>It's freezing outside
>Walk up to a massive winter wolf girl
>Slip your hands in her cleavage
You'll enjoy the warmth for a bit, but then she'll enjoy (You) for a while.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41871097
Anon gets a dragon zombie wife and tries to take her home with him. Unfortunately she has never been to a city before and is easily startled by bright lights and loud noises, which leads to her starting a zombie outbreak when she gets scared by a subway train and tries to attack it with her zombifying breath.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41871323
Sounds like a fair exchange to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41871285
Can’t we all just get along?
>>41871304
>banshee cries and goes fetal with anon
>crying fetal-position rape happens
Or you could ask politely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41871355
No, we're going to guts each other in front of the portal just because we're too retarded

[Anonymous No.]

>>41871355
Fuck you. I will kick your ass in front of your waifu before she kicks my ass and run to nurse unicorn to heal me so I can kick your ass again and then get my ass kicked till nurse unicorn gets tired of healing me

[Anonymous No.]

>>41871396
Yeah, that's why I coming with my riot gears, mamonos and most of you are too retarded.

[Anonymous No.]

Monsters can't rape me if I never leave my apartment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41871439
I taught about it and even our apartment aren't safe. You can trap them but they can teleport in, so you have to also to put mines mid air everywhere. It's hard to make no noises and internet can bring to much external attention. Food is limited and be recovered without going outside.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41871439
Sandworm is your apartment now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41871465
Does she have wi-fi connection in there?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41871529
She doesn't come with it by default but she does have space to install it.

[Anonymous No.]

Riddle me this now and riddle me quick!
When did Pixar turn to shit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41871582
Toy story 4, now can i marry you ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41871582
About when you turned 15 and got better taste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41871073
Perfect for breath sniffing

[Anonymous No.]

>>41871582
>Can we skip to the part when you go full coomerbrain on me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41871605
So do you watch Don Bluth cartoons with your Sphinx cubs?

[Anonymous No.]

remember to consider all your options when hiring staff

[Anonymous No.]

>>41871465
>cyberworm

[Anonymous No.]

>minitaurs
Minotaurs that're just as strong and have the same temperament, but instead of being 6'+ tall, they're between 5' and 5' 11" tall.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41871654
I don't want to get beaten up...

[Anonymous No.]

>>41871721
you'll be fine anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>41871625
Godzilla the Animated Series with the wurmlings

[Anonymous No.]

>>41871654
>>41871737
>negative hero
very wholesome, can't believe the succ is dead

[Anonymous No.]

>>41871690
>5’11”
I can now tell everyone I’m as tall a minotaur

[Anonymous No.]

>>41871760
That's the best thing to come out of that turd of a movie

[Anonymous No.]

>>41871654
>>41871737
those are some meaty ears

[Anonymous No.]

>”Death” has come again for my soul
>Says she’ll give me another week to live if I share some of my essence with her
Why are undead so theatrical? If she wants to fuck she doesn’t have ride in on a skeletal steed demanding my soul before settling for my cum

[Anonymous No.]

>>41871465
How much do the utilities cost?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41871823
Challenge her to a game of chess like that guy in that pretentious Swedish movie

[Anonymous No.]

>>41871823
She looks scary, better do what she says.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41871823
Just don't do it. She will just excuse herself and go back flustered and crying. Fucking normies walking in my woods and stealing my shrooms. Just get the fuck out

[Anonymous No.]

It's Friday! Time to watch Police Story with a fire rat!

[Anonymous No.]

>>41871828
She's not connected to the grid, so you'll need to buy a mana generator if you want to run anything electrical.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41871959
What about solar panels?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41872257
Underground?

[Anonymous No.]

remember if you have a villain wife
the moment she starts raninting about how the world is twisted, fuck her
You'll be saving the world by reminding her love exists
Unless i'ts a bicorn or someonme vrazed love maniac that wants everyone to feel what she feels or some other crazy shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>41872298
The Egyptians used mirrors to bring light underground

[Anonymous No.]

>>41872315
>she starts ranting about mana contamination in the water turning her son into an alp

[Anonymous No.]

remember
The cute girl worling a subway may be a kikimora in disquise
The nice old lady may be a dark mage under an illusion
The cheerful bartender may be a satyros

[Anonymous No.]

You were the first boy to hold her hands in kindergarten. You are destined to marry her.

[Anonymous No.]

level up your wife!

[Anonymous No.]

>>41872366
con makes the monster thicker

[Anonymous No.]

>>41872344
Does the same apply if I beat a lizard girl in kindergarden as well?
Does she just remain mere'd or does that only come up when she's in her teens?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41872344
It can't happen to anyone here now...

[Anonymous No.]

>>41872342
You know what would be fun? if a little dark?
stalker psychiatrist lilim
So say you've got something like the above going on and it creeps anon out, among other things and he goes to get mental help
And said lilim works things so he gets a harem with herself included

[Anonymous No.]

>>41872342
>talk to the ugly homeless woman because there's no way a monster would intentionally look like that
>she's a titania in disguise looking for a man of pure heart or something

[Anonymous No.]

>>41871298
Doing this to a White Horn

[Anonymous No.]

>>41872387
How is that dark?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41872376
Not if you level up STR and unarmed. Unless you mean hips and ass, then you can get the best of both worlds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41872554
i meant the higher the con value, the curvier the monster bodies become

[Anonymous No.]

>>41872379
Join the sabbath and ask for the shota potion and a witch that wants to larp as your older sister childhood friend whatever.
It's a real thing, KC said so. The sabbath is basically a refuge for mentally ill flatties and larpers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41872488
Manipulation, especaly on a dependant mind, is pretty fucking evil.

[Anonymous No.]

Gonna max VIT and laugh as a lizard girl tries to do any damage to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41872611
how common is that potion in the world of MGE?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41872654
Max vit, max PV Regen, heaviest armor and max counter damage

[Anonymous No.]

>>41872672
The sabbath are pretty good at the spell for little girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41872693
i mean the shota potion

[Anonymous No.]

>>41872700
I just made that up anon. It probably exists.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41872711
the thing I'm thinking just how common that potion would be in a typical MGE town

[Anonymous No.]

The islands are beautiful this time of year

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZqpXrDuLqE0

[Anonymous No.]

>>41872693
The spell is unisex, so the potion should probably be too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41872672
there's those wonderland cookies too. maybe the sabbath scouts'll sell you some

[Anonymous No.]

>>41872913
im going to get some and wait till im alone, and eat some, then go sneak into a bar

[Anonymous No.]

>>41872654
nah, just get max level sharoi, and just make her feel like shes hitting the air as you stand her blade

[Anonymous No.]

>>41860307

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>>41871828
i assume there'll be evolved sandworm subspecies that already have some bio-electricity generation for her husband's convenience, obviously running on residual sex energy because MGE.
imagine sandworm's "mouth" but it glows in RGB colors like an expencive, gaudy battlestation, except all the colors are bioluminescence. that'd be cool as all fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41872611
i'm here for it

[Anonymous No.]

>>41873146
cute zombie maid, i do wanna see her with a braided ponytail tho

[Anonymous No.]

>>41873146
The garterbelts, they're erotic. But why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41873149
>sandworm but her outer body is the ghost leviathan from Subnautica

[Anonymous No.]

stretch your hopper

[Anonymous No.]

>>41873193
i was thinking more Black Mesa Xen chapter Interloper, but with less metal sewn into flesh but that works too

[Anonymous No.]

>>41873193
MGExSubnautica sounds so cool

[Anonymous No.]

>>41873218
think somebody took a crack at writing that a while back, alp maybe? i remember it being worthwhile

[Anonymous No.]

>>41873218
MGE X Iron Lung
>several years after portaling nearly everyone into their universe, the monsters realize that they missed the people on spaceships
>they go back and set up portals on the few remaining moons to hopefully draw in any survivors
>some convict in a makeshift submarine gets sent down to investigate

[Anonymous No.]

>>41873218
be wary of assimilation by feral deep sea shogs

[Anonymous No.]

>>41872611
>The sabbath is basically a refuge for mentally ill flatties and larpers.
Except for the best one, that is.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>41873149
WATER WORM, warcraft tidal guardians were giant snakes, but then in wow theyre giant worms, point being they shoot lightning

[Anonymous No.]

>>41873332
>Kraken spots the ship
>Tries to look around it while it's going around
>It seem to be taking photos and can't see her
>But she can feel there's a man inside
>Even here she can smell his mana
>She makes it so it takes a photo of her before she rips it open and "saves" the man inside

[Anonymous No.]

>>41873218
MGE X darkest dungeon is still the best.
I want to breed all the pig girls in the warrens. Especially the swine princess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41873505
MGE x Bloodborne would be better with the cosmic horror mamonosbut the well have been poisoned by a bunch of retards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41873218
>The entire game leads up to you breeding the haggiest of hags
I’d play it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41873621
It would be top tier stuff for abyssal girl and the like, shame it has been so thoroughly ruined.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41873460
>fur color does not mach hair color
sus

[Anonymous No.]

Lilim that simply warps unworthy men back to their hometowns before they even get their boss fight

[Anonymous No.]

>>41873798
Very rude.
I bet she's even disliked by other monsters since she's just teleporting away potential husbands for them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41873798
>Get teleported
>Cry
>Dot leave your house out of shame
>Died of hunger or thirst

[Anonymous No.]

>>41873798
At least send a monstergil with them

[Anonymous No.]

>>41873711
Yup, even some great insect and beast girls. You can also larp as a hounter with your big weapons and duel your future wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41873798
Unless all of them are scumbags or she wants to pair them up with someone else that doesn't make sense and is very out of character for a monster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41873836
>Other monster girls find out about this
>Picked up by Rata news
>It becomes a huge deal that a Lilim effectively killed a man
>Sure, he was revived like 3 days later and got a nice undead wife, but still
>She eventually has to resign from her job as final boss

[Anonymous No.]

>>41873845
A baphomet will always think you are worthy because you are smart enough to see flat is best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41873879
>3 days dry rotting corpse
Miss lich had a lot of work on this one

[Anonymous No.]

>>41873798
This is lilim slander, they aren't anything like that at all!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>41874022
Damn elves, making me want to put babies into them

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>41873907
Miss lich has seen far worse.
Just last week she had to patch up an alchemist that accidentally blew himself up with one of his experiments. It took 2 days just to find all the pieces.

[Anonymous No.]

>What even is an eye of newt and why do I have to cum on it before you throw it in the cauldron?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41873798
too bad for her, i set a teleport point right outside her throne room
time to restock on consumables and warp myself back to her from hometown

[Anonymous No.]

>>41874141
Do dark mages call their pussy "eye of newt"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41874126
Animals eat parts of you and some parts are reduced to red mist. Either they have a few extra bits of meats, they use mechanical augmentations or magic regrow what's needed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41874243
>that lich whose husband is a living head in a jar after the catastrophic loss of the rest of his body
if the two of them weren't so picky maybe he'd have a body by now

[Anonymous No.]

>>41874358
Just put him in a dreadnought or a power armor. Also, regenerate a new dick and balls fast.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41874243
There are plenty of dark magic to regrow limbs and even whole bodies.
Just takes a lot of mana. So whoever is getting their whole lower half regrown better pay her back.

[Anonymous No.]

Yetis!

[Anonymous No.]

>>41860307

[Anonymous No.]

>>41867753
Reminds me of that greentext of an anon chatting with a girl over a dating site who worked with special needs children and using the pick-up line
>Well you're gonna love hanging out with me then, haha.

[Anonymous No.]

ded

[Anonymous No.]

>>41874568
Never forget that renrushka is the best baphomet and that KC was kind enough to add medically assisted painless suicide pills to the setting.
https://monstergirlencyclopedia.miraheze.org/wiki/Hel%27s_Nostrum

[Anonymous No.]

>>41867785
>Not forcing them to do domestic tasks to see who would be the better wife
>It's not actually a contest but an excuse to see two demigods struggle to bake a cake

[Anonymous No.]

>>41873409
That’s not Shirokuto’s

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>41874699
God damn I love bicorns.
I want to marry one and have a monogamous relationship even tho she keeps talking about wanting me to fuck other girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41874749
>Screenshot 2021-12-05 at 21-18-42 1638748030914 jpg (JPEG Image, 1749 × 2490 pixels).png

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>41870844
>Wanna hear a joke?
>Human rights

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>41874439
>be male teleport mage
>dont have any affiliation to the DL or order
>you just stand at a ravine and teleport people that need to cross
>one day a group of cats come by, one of them is a cheshire
>she teleports across herself, do your job on the rest of them
>just one more to go...
>TELEFRAG
>rather than be shocked or horrified the group starts laughing
>turn around to find a disembodied chesh head at your feet, also laughing
>"i have a single friend that knows dark arts, she can repair my body... but she needs a lot of mana to do it. and its law that the person responsible for a body needing to be repaired is the one that needs to 'provide' it"
>as she finishes the group starts howling with laughter.
>"cmon chesh, tell him the best part!"
>"no you dumbass its better as a surprise"
>"i'll tell him then. THE PERSON SHE'S TALKING ABOUT IS A FATASS! SHE'S PROBABLY EATING A CAKE RIGHT NOW."
>at this point the group completely breaks down, no chance of hearing anything over their laughter.
stupid cats and their mean pranks...

[Anonymous No.]

>>41874868
>Wow what's a funny joke, i'm sure that your buyer and future master will love it. Now, shut the fuck up and stop making noises in your cage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41874921
>ntr
you are not welcome here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41874931
>Being a slaver is NTR
Are you retarded ?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>41874939
its close enough faggot, now go back to your vtuber general.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41874931
The buyer and the master are the same person, where is the NTR ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41874942
What the fuck since when is something forbidden here and why are you talking about vtumors?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41874942
What the fuck are you on and where can I get some?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41874939
To be fair, human slavers tend to sample the merchandise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41874962
No they don't, how can you sell a mamono if she's your loving wife. That's retarded.

[Anonymous No.]

dont care, anything related to actual slavery or cuck shit is depraved shit and not welcome in MGE
perhaps you would be more welcome in /d/ or /trash/

[Anonymous No.]

>>41874962
Now I'm just imagine some guy going to the monster girl slave market and asking to "sample the merchandise" and both the slaver and the slaves looks at him like he's completely retarded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41874979
Do you think the same for dark elves and other mamonos or they get a pass because you're a disgenuine cunt ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41874971
Now that I think about it, monster-slaving wouldn't work as a profession for a man. It would just be an evergrowing harem because the slave would imprint on the man who captured her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41874994
yes.
ALL cuck shit and slavery is bad.
now get >>>/out/

[Anonymous No.]

>>41874979
So no dark elves then ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41875009
And nothing of value was lost.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41875000
It's just a matchmaking schemes for sub mamonos. The slaver and the girls are playing an act more or less

[Anonymous No.]

>>41860307

[Anonymous No.]

>>41875028
>Go to buy a demon salve
>Have to sign a contract to become her new master
Hmmm

[Anonymous No.]

I would love to be enslaved by the cat kingdom and turned into a throne for a sith.
I'd also accept a chsehire if loli.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41875047
Paperwork is part of the job. Anon wants a Jinko? Sure, we need blood samples, a little bit of his mana and papers showing that he can take care of her. When we got everything we go "hunt" a Jinko with a matching mana (validated by our Eros expert) and deliver what anon pay for.

[Anonymous No.]

Sir please redeem (the Jinko wife gift card)

[Anonymous No.]

>>41860307

[Anonymous No.]

>>41875112
MGC wife scams must be rampant

[Anonymous No.]

>>41875097
>>41875047
>buy one werewolf get the entire pack free

[Anonymous No.]

>>41874971
>>41875000
That actually sounds like a pretty funny story. I'd read one about a slaver that keeps "imprisoning" and "sampling" the girls he catches and every time he goes to sell one she either bends the bars of her cage and carries him away, or teleports into his bedroom for later, or pounces on him right there when let out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41875130
>get a typical Indian phone scam call
>this time the voice is female
>she wants you to log into your bank account not to steal from you, but to see your bank account
>after a few minutes there is an an incoming transaction
>a sizeable sum of money with title "Dowry"
>scammer just says "ok, rape you next week" and hangs up

[Anonymous No.]

>>41860307
>broke: Ba’ath Party Iraq
>woke: Baph Party Iraq

[Anonymous No.]

>Living with a Shoggoth long enough leads to you becoming made of shog
>Touching anything made of shog leads to sharing physical senses and thoughts with a monster from the abyss
>Prolonged contact with anything made of shog leads to being unable to tell your mind apart from her own
>Shoggoths desire to make this permanent
Do you truly think you can handle having one as a maid?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41875184
That's really kind of them to set us up with enough money to get a big house for our start on a big family.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>41860877
>unlucky
>Lilim

[Anonymous No.]

>>41870731
rata more like fata

[Anonymous No.]

>>41875259
don't be rude

[Anonymous No.]

>>41875202
The Iraq war was actually about stopping the spread of Baphist-sympathetic governments across the middle east.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41875202
So that is why they are called goat fuckers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41874620
>That’s not Shirokuto’s
But Shirokuto's sabbath isn't 100% made up of genuine young monstergirls.

[Anonymous No.]

Inside your heart are two wolves.
You are a white man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41875138
>>41875376
Hmmm

[Anonymous No.]

>>41875138
>>41875376
my wives

[Anonymous No.]

>>41875352
>US government is run by cows
things are starting to make sense now

[Anonymous No.]

>>41860307

[Anonymous No.]

>>41875400
Why else do you think they put all that growth hormone in the milk? Total global tiddy domination

[Anonymous No.]

>>41875441
I, for one, welcome our cow overlords

[Anonymous No.]

Portals open but fate is a gacha and you have ten spins.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41875493
someone post the mg roulette

[Anonymous No.]

>>41875493
>>41875498
https://kikasuru.github.io/mge-slotmachine/
10 reels let's go

[Anonymous No.]

>>41875493
well i do like to gamble

[Anonymous No.]

>>41875493
>Nurarihyon
Infinite rerolls, baby!

[Anonymous No.]

>>41875505
Got a kiki, I'm happy. Be careful of those who lies in the stars, only an empty socket could see theirs bluish threads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41875216
probably, SAN is an overrated stat and at the end of the day you'll still be you

[Anonymous No.]

>>41875505
I hate bugs, horses, and regular human women.
The only path forward is tom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41875546
Fuck the deer, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41875542
SAN is a fake stats, media are just the executioner tools, medz and Psy are your enemies, never stop the fortification

[Anonymous No.]

>>41875493
>>41875505
Nice, got a Thunderbird in my roll. I'll take her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41875559
She's a deer and not a horse?
either way that's too close to bestiality for my liking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41875546
Tom way is the good way, i can trade you a kiki for the cat if you really want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41875505
Kraken on the first roll. I don't even need to look at the others.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41875574
Who would trade away a bow legged scoliosis suffering molly?
You can have the other one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41874919
>not speccing into time magic to rewind any accidental telefrags
it's like you just graduated from mage college, c'mon son

[Anonymous No.]

>>41875600
>>41875614
I saw that

[Anonymous No.]

>>41875649
wit comes in spurts

[Anonymous No.]

>>41875493
>>41875505
>Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Alright. Strong contender... nah. Alright. No. YES!
Fox makes it in for the last-second save- though Khepri are a strong second-placer for me

[Anonymous No.]

>>41875674
>inari
>over loving brown girl harem
You don't want to be a king?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41875493
>>41875505
Well regardless, my Bicorn will be happy. The mindflayer can absolutely fuck off though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41875505
>Dragon zombie
Hell yeah I'll take it

[Anonymous No.]

>>41875505
I think it's telling me something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41875743
>they blue his mind

[Anonymous No.]

>>41875505
>Lilim
>Giant Ant
>Cyclops
>Tritonia
>Wererabbit
>Sahuagin
>Valkyrie
>Troll
>Mershark
>Hellhound

Nice knowin' ya, folks. I ain't gettin' out of this one in one piece.

[Anonymous No.]

https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=7958486

ToT

[Anonymous No.]

>>41870573
NIGGA THAT'S NUTS.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41875794
You don't have to pick 10, just pick the one you like the most.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41875743
I just blued myself

[Anonymous No.]

>>41860307

[Anonymous No.]

>>41874450
I wanna sniff that yeti's breath

[Anonymous No.]

>>41873149
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJgg-Dva5iQ but inside a Sandworm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41868413
>>41868442
>curse love to get gold
>it's just a creeping coin
fooled again

[Anonymous No.]

>>41875828
Nut gem up

[Anonymous No.]

>>41868413
>>41868442
>>41875937
What operas do monsters like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41875691
I do like khepri a lot, but the fox just got to me first

[Anonymous No.]

Delicious snacks

[Anonymous No.]

>>41876087
tasty snake cheese

[Anonymous No.]

>>41876087
>Cheese missed.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>41876087
Oh, so that's how that cheese got it's name.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41875202
>bath party
i wouldn't mind taking a bath with a Houri (they are from iraq/islam mythology right? i forget) even if i needed to convert into some unknown to me religion

[Anonymous No.]

>>41876087
>Eh? My cheese is too strong for you, Human.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41876142
>forgot to pay the protection fee
>made mofu knocks on your door
>tells you she's here to break your pelvis

[Anonymous No.]

>>41876182
I am going into battle and I require your strongest cheese.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41876135
GEM

[Anonymous No.]

>>41876177
jubjubs splashing around in water would be super cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>41876087
I like her logo

[Anonymous No.]

>>41876135
>>41876196
your local Dark Mage says you shoud get out of /jp/

[Anonymous No.]

I still want to repopulate extinct species of beastgirls

[Anonymous No.]

>>41876224
it's a cross-site raid, don't bother

[Anonymous No.]

>IT has arrived in /jp/
hide your loli foxes, hide your hebi's, hide your overly chunni cheshires.
ITS THE ETERNAL NIGHT OF LIVING CANCER!

[Anonymous No.]

>>41875505
Weird mix.
Dont know how the unicorn is going to fit in.
Most of the other girls should be okay with a harem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41876322
Maybe the Bongworm gets the Purityhoss absolutely wasted, and suddenly she's DtF.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41876340
>Wight throws a fancy soiree to celebrate the harem coming together
>Bongworm starts sharing her stash of wonderland herbs
> the 2 Merelizards are trying to turn the robomaids gun attachment into a shotgun bong 'Platoon'-style
>LiveDolls like to play with innocent little girls and seduce them into being succy and doing 3ways, so starts playing with the stoned Pony
>Watergirl and pinkfish are splashing together but pinkfish really like to watch
>Wight and Hairtramp are getting Anon ready with hair and handjobs
>partytime

[Anonymous No.]

>ywn watch stupid Christmas TV with your monster children
>Ywn shop for gifts
>Ywn stop their mother kidnapping a man for them
>Ywn meet in the middle and buy her a little dildo and a temporary womb tattoo

[Anonymous No.]

>>41875505
>definitely too much sucking and draining
>does sticking your D in an Angel count as wearing a protective crucifix?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41876547
>not letting them get their own husband
>getting them a womb tattoo
What kind of father are you? I'd let my wife teach them how to kidnap one themselves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41876583
She's only four. Stop falling for Sabbath propaganda and wait until at least eight

[Anonymous No.]

Where are her pubes?

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>>41876600
between your teeth

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Your thoughts?

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>>41876608
No thoughts, head empty

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>>41876600
Do lolis have pubes?
Do you want them to.

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How would a monster girl wish me a happy birthday?
Do monster girls even care about that kind of stuff?

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>>41876687
Of course they care about that. This one is especially excited to take you on a nice date for your special day.

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i love my jub

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>>41876755
Do I have to go into the sack?

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>>41876687
Speaking of

This day I have finally graduated to wizardhood. Fear me mortals, for my power climbs to eternity.

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>>41876687
Of course, birthdays are very special to monsters. Thought their gifts are not usually material in nature which is fine given what it is.

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>>41876687
Birthday comes after birth
Birth is preceded by pregnancy
Pregnancy is preceded by you know what
Not too hard to figure out how mamono would celebrate it

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>>41876809
When you open the portals tell baphomet that anon says hi and please marry me

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>>41876608

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This is peak female form,you cant disagree or prove me wrong

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>>41876862
There's one major flaw.
Big fat fluffy tail WHERE

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>>41876862
I really can't

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What's your wife (or you) making for dinner, Anon?

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>>41876899
I cook the finest beef and a dessert of sweetened mouseheads for milady sith.

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>>41876816
>Hellhound wife lets you dominate her for a whole day

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>>41876969
Hellhounds don't care if you dominate. They'll just dominate you after as long as the sex keeps going

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CHOMP

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>>41875505
>Nereid
>Kakuen
>Grizzly
>Wyvern
>Owl Mage
>Salamander
>Pslime/Carrier
>Weresheep
>Humpty Egg
>Cyclops
Nice roll, only one bad option there, so it's a hard choice. I'm taking the Cyclops home.

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>>41877025
nom

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Any good stories about tall/big monstahs basically anything with a focus on the height/size difference?

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>>41877078

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>>41877103

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>>41877078
The thumbnail made me think it's a Mershark.

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>>41877108
bad gobo

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Too many goddamn biters in this thread

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>>41877186
Watch your tongue knave, you are speaking to high nobility here!

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>>41877173
That gob is mega breedbait

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I forget, what is goblins niche in mge again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41877243
portable cocksleeve wife

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>>41877243
mobbing or stabbing you

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>>41877186
Damn I wanna sniff that breath so bad

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>>41877243
They are lolis that'll rape and/or rob you. They can also sometimes be merchants. Their leader is a hobgoblin who basically is an idiot with huge sensitive breasts and super strength. They don't care that she's stupid or can pass out from a liitle groping because they think big boobs are really cool.

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>>41875505
NICE.

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>>41877419
Wtf unfair. Why every time I do gacha I get shitty dupes and the loser prize

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>>41875493
>unsuspecting anon does his free 10 rolls
>gets 10 shirnohebi's
how fucked is this harem?

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>>41876608
Yes that's a fishe

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>>41875505
>>41875493
Got some good ones, marked with gold stars
Got some decent ones, marked with lavender stars
Got some "meh" ones, marked with gray dashes

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Post your best centaur pics please!

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>>41877419
I'm jealous of your rolls. I'd have killed to roll at least one snek, especially white snek

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>>41877243
trash mobs that should be ignored by most save for the few anons depraved enough to fuck them.

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>>41877631
cool 'pede

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>>41877658
>baalbuddy
kill yourself

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>>41877658
give gob

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Okay, post pics of centaurs now!

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>>41877731

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>>41877731
If you think about it, arachnes are just spider centaurs.

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>>41877849
I have to strongly disagree with you there.
I'm sure they're nice girls and all, but I just can't do spiders. They genuinely terrify me. Horses are much better.

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>>41877870
>Anon hears the movement of a massive ushi oni behind
>Is frozen stiff in body and in his pants

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>>41877731

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>>41877882
That won't happen. I'm taking the portal to the wild plains where the mustangs roam and minos and holsts are dressed in cowgirl attire. And the occasional native bison-taur can be found.

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>>41877898
I'd wife a bicorn and ask to court a centaur, unicorn, whitehorn, and nightmare for me.

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>>41877870
Exposure therapy is very effective, anon. Please do not squirm too much in the web.
Or do, she kind of likes it

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>>41877939
>spider that can fly
oh no oh on oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no

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>>41877939
Nah, I'm good. I'll stick with horses. The more horses the better. Horse harem even. I want my head pinned between multiple horse butts.

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>>41877964
You are the strangest anon here. But whatever, I can't judge.

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I'm about to say something arachnophobic

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>>41877939
i like the fuzzy ones but i'm not large about large amounts of exposed chitin.

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>>41877999
so you aint scared that she is gonna fly and drop right on you?

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>>41877961
Have you heard of the parachuting spiders?

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>>41878046
yes, i am now imagining baby spider girls drifting in the wind

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>>41878013
not really. what's she going to do, love me a lot?

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>>41878046
diving bell arachne

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>>41877972
You're not a true monster girl appreciater until you've gone through the centaur enjoyer phase

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>>41878075
Thanks, I've never seen anyone draw an arachne version of the diving bell spider before.

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>>41878093
it's a rarity for sure

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>>41877990
>Theres a Redback Arachne On Anons Toilet Seat

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>>41878113
I'd rather it be a razorback

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>>41878090
what if the only thing i can actually enjoy now is fluffy foxgirl tails that individually surpass the size and weight of the girl portion.

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>>41878128
>fur part
>greater than girl half
ke
mo
no

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>>41878156
fuck off, furfag.

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>>41878164
Live in denial if you want. either way I am going to bed.

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>>41878156
I do enjoy

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>>41878175
i need not live in denial for cuddling the girl part while the supermassive tails are wrapped around us is perfection.

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>>41878046
>diving bell
>social spiders/communal webs = instant harem
>ogre spiders waiting to net you
>trapdoor spider
>(mostly) herbivorous spider
>tarantula/mucous toad buddy duo
spiders are cool, yo

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>>41878194
>herbivorous spider
is this a rival to greenworm's gluttonous greed?

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Yeah, but imagine riding a centaur like a horse. That'd be fun. Especially when she starts running and you grab on to her front. Yeah. That's really REALLY nice

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>>41878221
this but with cancer

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>>41878221
barometz is my valiant steed

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>>41878258
I don't see how having cancer would improve the experience.

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>>41878221
No time to talk get on the cuck horse

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>>41878258
Horses are faster and more fun. Also cancers can only go sideways.

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>>41878271
Uhhh sure, but why does she have such a strange smile?

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>>41878276
There's no time to explain just enjoy the ride to the motel

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>>41878286
Why the motel?

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>>41878300
the sleaze is an important part of the experience

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>>41878272
>yeah but do you have to move like tha-
>yes
anon, to ms sidewinder lamia

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>>41878272
its a common misconception that cancers can only move sideways, its just they prefer to move sideways so their front is always facing you

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>>41878319
I'll take the sidewinder lamia over the sea spider cancer anyday

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>>41878525
>>>/vg/

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>>41878535
i understand the skepticism but that one's not gacha

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>>41878539
Ah christ you're right, my mistake. I was going off of the robes and jumped the gun.

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>>41873505
>Ancestor mellowed out after accidentally summoning a Shoggoth Lord, who later became his research assistant
>Upmost layer of the Warrens is converted into a brothel, completely isolated from the rest of the tunnel complex
>Parts of the Weald closest to the Hamlet are home to some friendly Myconid populations, though the deepest reaches are still full of the bastardized fungal abominations
>Cove is under a ceasefire between the pelagics and merfolk, though relations are starting to improve
>Courtyard is still a nightmare, though the Curse is a little easier to deal with due to mamono mana interfering with the Heart's influence
>Hospital is run by a frightningly-strict succubi who treats wounds and diseases the old-fashioned way, as she takes pride in her work
>The Farmstead is off-limits entirely, though there's been sightings of an unknown Lilim lurking near the threshold around the keystone

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>>41878353
>sidewinder lamia and cancer try to intimate each other because they want the same anon but dont want a harem
>its literally just the two staring at each other while going in a circle for hours.

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>>41878677
I'll walk over to the lamia. Sorry Cancer girl

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>>41878720
Cancer

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My fetish is when the guy resists though

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>>41878194
>trapdoor spiders
the deadliest of predators

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>producer Anon is perplexed by the new meme on the internet about his show
>he could understand the nepotism complaints because he got his wife a role, but not why they're only popping up now
>now people are pretending Nurarihyon wife's character was sloppily retconned in and not the integral part of the series from the first episode

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>>41878637
>Ruins are best left alone since even though the Lich is quite nice, all of her undeads that she keeps making are still quite brain dead