Monster Girl Thread

[Anonymous No.]

The world is too fast even for a Cockatrice.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>41890428
poor chicken

[Anonymous No.]

BIRD WIVES

BEST WIVES

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>>41890451
it do be

[Anonymous No.]

What happened?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41890451

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>>41890451
The wholesome love of the bird.

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>>41890473
Every time the hololive thread dies, half a dozen people rush to make their thread with their specific e-whore as the OP image. It's why there are currently seven or so threads up

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>>41890499
Are there any fat elf vtubers?

[Anonymous No.]

Remember, folks, it's not wise to carry any shiny objects if you intend on braving the Weald. The cult of Black Harpies there will strip you down and take your stuff, and not in the fun way!

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>>41890499
This happens everyday, they went the extra mile this time. Some vtumor bumped the entire catalog to push their thread off page 10, something that normally never happens, and succeeded, just so he could snipe the next OP ASAP, and apparently failed there.

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Alright fellas, it's MGE slots time. But there's a catch. You see, with the portals opening and all hell breaking loose, matchmaking is a crapshoot.
There's too many faces coming and going at all times to maintain any sort of organized system, so we're working with something approximating speed dating.
Don't worry, it'll be fun! No refunds.

Here's what you do:
1. Open up https://kikasuru.github.io/mge-slotmachine/ and set it to ONE reel.
2. Spin!
3. If you like who you got, awesome. You can check out and be on your way within the hour.
If you want a better offer, you can pass on them and spin again. BUT you can't go back to them later; they're already being offered to someone else.
4. To roll again, lock the reel you just spun (click the padlock icon), then increase the reels by one. Spin for the new slot. Repeat as necessary.
You only get 10 rolls, by the way. Can't be wasting everyone's time. So if you haven't settled on a girl by your 10th spin, you have to take whoever you roll next or leave empty-handed.

So what'll it be? Will you hold out for a shot at your #1?
Who are you happy with choosing?

[Anonymous No.]

Would you guys like an cursed artillery gun MGs?
Like some series has ideas of demonic artillery or demonic possesed artillery guns.
Was wondering about those things becoming Mamono.
Do you like the idea or it sucks?

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>>41890596
tsukumogami are a thing but i wouldn't take much interest of that particular kind

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>>41890578
I really probably shouldn't have passed up Kiki, but I wanted shoot a little higher. Almost ran outta rolls.
A wendi is fine too

[Anonymous No.]

>>41890578
I got a Undine. See you later suckers, I'm going to drown myself

[Anonymous No.]

what would arouse a gremlin greatly?

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>>41890613
Sure. Was just thinking if it as an MG for those who love guns. Now they have an MG that is all gun and can be wielded by them. Imagine you could hold in your arms a canon as if it was a rifle.
A way for those type of guys to have wives that share their love of guns.

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>>41890569
Glad the mods will springboard off their dildos to ban someone for posting a nipple but will let this shit happen all night long.

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>>41890596
Ehh, guns are cringe and soulless

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>>41890578
YEEESSSSSS

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>>41890578
Fate is kind to me tonight for a change, the roulette usually hates me I swear.
Later suckers, I got BMP.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41890680
>guns are cringe and souless

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>>41890682
Wow, down to the wire.
>passing up Raiju

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>>41890578
WINRAR!

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>>41890719
i was mighty tempted, i won't lie; but i held out and my faith paid off

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>>41890428
>>41889254
>How do modern day MGE setting?

-The Order and it's aligning allied states are more or less a theocracy referring to themselves as a "Holy Republic", think Iran
-Demon Realms, even the bright green ones are all Monarchy in the end of the day. Even though Green Demon Realms advertise themselves as moderate or democratic republics they are monarchy in the end of the day due to swearing fealty to the Royal Makai
-Despite the rise of machines and advanced technology especially guns and war machines for militaries. Magic is still around and relevant thanks to monstergirls, the Sabbath, Gremlin Techno Unions and Mamono Mana in general
>Lescatie is forever a controversial heated political and ideological topic that is nigh impossible to talk about outside formal debates without any fights or verbal assaults happening
-Sabbath managing to normalize child diddling and Nonces
-Formal declarations of war are rare and uncommon compared to the past. Instead when differing countries enact Trade and Economic Sanctions to cripple one another instead. The Demon Realms have learned to do diplomatic and economic sanctions against Order States aswell.
>Belka is or would be an Order State

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I wanna sniff danuki breath!!

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>>41890578
>Satyros
See you later suckers. I'm going to drown mys...
>>41890646
Oh wait

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>>41890740
Boy, the bugs were sure trying though

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>>41890578
>manticore
>barometz
>lamia
Stopped here at lamia. She's top 5 for me, and I didn't want to take my chances and get something worse in the next seven rolls.

Lamia wife it is!

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>>41890747
> Coyotes roam the desert, kidnapping any wayward travelers through a series of unwieldy contraptions that more often than not blow up in their own faces. They still have fun, though

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>>41890758
I did a double take when oomukade showed up a second time, not gonna lie. But true love prevailed and all is right with the world.

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>>41890682
>snubbing holst
>snubbing kraken
I would be very tempted

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>>41890578
after a short argument where I state that bastard swords are much more interesting that the standard longsword and the cyclops leaves in a huff, a dragon zombie instantly carries me off in a mad frenzy

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>>41890747
The Sabbath didn't need help with that. They're worst thing would be the more extreme ones heading into order states to monsterize children do they can turn their tables on their abuser then marry them.
Wait that sounds really fucked up but I'm going to post it anyway as proof it won't ever get normalized. That ain't much of a happy ending.
More likely they'd just stay the same as in the book.

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>>41890578
Can I just take all ten? I feel like no matter what I'm losing to the succ

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>>41890926
>all top-tier options
Some anons have all the luck

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What if obsessive Mindflayer childhood friend who believes with absolute certainty that you're fine just the way you are and would never do anything to change your thinking or personality, but she is unable to contain her furious desire to "fix" anyone who doesn't feel the same way.

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>>41890871
ms kraken is an autopick, easy
not that you get much say about it

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I would like to preemptively apologize for all the loli mosquitos buzzing around after the portals open.

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>>41891035
I think the reel is good to know that most anons will give up at the first decent girl.

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>>41890578
I would have given up at reel 1 realistically. Hopefully she's the witches familiar and I don't have enough spins to avoid bug dangerzone.

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>>41890596
>>41890661
that was a thing on /k

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>>41891053
I feel like, for me, it kinda shows the opposite. There's a whole lot of species out there that I am just not interested in at all, and relatively few where I'd say "yes I'm sold."

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>>41891098
as a rule of thumb just give up at the first loli. Body type is enough if I have to settle.

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Post your best apophis pics please!

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>>41891130
But they're all mean

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>>41890747
>At the demilitarized border between the Holy Order and Demon Realm
>On one side of the barbed wire fence is Holy Order guards, and on the other mid-tier mamono soldiers
>Fence put up by Holy Order to prevent defections to the mamono side
>Defections so common every Holy Order guard has another guard watching him so nobody defects
>Mamono soldiers constantly making suggestive poses and lewdly taunt the Holy Order guards
>Holy Order guards verbally harass the mamono soldiers calling them decadent hedonistic pigs
>Status quo
>One day the sound of a diesel engine can be heard roaring in the distance
>Holy Order soldier has hijacked a light transport vehicle, and is making a B-line for the border to defect
>Smashes through the fence, destroying the car
>He makes a mad dash for the border but gets lit the fuck up by Holy Order guards right before he reaches the Demon Realm border and collapses
>That night a spec op lamia squad is briefed, and rapidly belly crawls under the border in rescue op to retrieve the wounded defector
>Slowly dragged back, he's still alive but barely
>Brought to medical site with haste
>Entire local mamono population is abuzz, praying to the demon queen the poor soldier makes it
>Civilian banshee crying her eyes out keeps trying to get in, but salamander and hellhound guards hold her back
>Defectee is being treated by anubis medic surgeons, with a lich on standby just in case
>Despite his 5 bullet wounds, he goes makes a full recovery, due in part because of the exceptional medical training of the anubis
>After short adjustment period, he marries the lamia that dragged him over the border that night to safety
>She always gently massages his scars, and can't help but tear up at the thought of the cruelty of the Holy Order
>She's forever protective of him, and coils around him every night so he knows he's safe with her
>Raises family in the beautiful Green Demon Realm
>Lamia daugheru's want to grow up and be Demon Realm soldiers just like their mother so they can rescue poor Holy Order defectors just like she did
>And they all lived happily ever after

I like this setting a lot

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>>41890950

> Shy high school loser anon.
> Jocks make fun of you.
> Cheerleaders make fun of you.
> Theater kids make fun of you.
> Band geeks make fun of you.
> The MATH CLUB makes fun of you.
> Started hanging out with your mindflayer friend Mindy, though.
> You used to play with her as kids until she moved and switched schools.
> But now you're in the same high school!
> She's different now.
> Bigger tentacles, bigger... assets. And she's now very intense around you in ways that you don't remember as a kid.
> But she's the only friend you've got, and it's nice to have a friend.

> But now, all those students who make fun of you?
> One by one, they're making confessions of love.
> Even the boys.
> 3 months later the head cheerleader, 3 band members, literally every female theater kid, and Vice Principal Dunbar have all inexplicably become mindflayers.
> Mindy leads them in an expedition to your home to cart you off.
> Goes pretty well, actually.

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Beware of goblins!

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What is going on in this image?

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>>41891389
hebi displaying dominance

[Anonymous No.]

>>41891389
Oh no, the futa potion.

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>>41891389
>>41891434
sneks r dumb

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>>41890451
Fluffy Magic birds make the best wives and cuddlers

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>>41891529
Forgot image

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>>41891237
Why did the order soldier didn't make sure to kill him ?
I feel weird about this setting, make me want to shoot thing and bash skull in the name of god. It's not what MGE should be about, maybe I'm the problem.

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We can't complain about our threads getting slaughter if we're dead half of the time.

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>>41891637
>our threads getting slaughter
huh?

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>>41891640
No more bump limits or even pic limits.

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>>41891647
But that's good

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>>41891655
Don't know, that also mean that this place is slowly dying, no fresh blood and people are getting tired of the nothing new, no story, rare drawing, no KC updates or profile (i know burning bird but who care ? Not even a single writefags drawfag made something with her)

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>>41891666
Yes yes, doom and gloom no it's not because /jp/ is moving faster, no I don't know how this website works, doom and gloom boohoohoo
But seriously though, threads go by faster because the rest of the board is faster. Do you understand?

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>>41891670
Both are true, board faster, us slower. Me no retard but you retard. You understand?

[Anonymous No.]

A Genie offers 3 wishes, but you need to listen to her song first.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9_ljGQW-xg

[Anonymous No.]

>>41891693
I'll have a uhh

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>>41891637
>>41891666
>>41891675
You've been saying this for the past five years.

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>>41891719
>Two more weeks

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>>41891666
What's your point? We need to start advertising on /v/ or plebbit and allow "fresh blood" to take over? Fuck that, I'd rather have a gradual and dignified death from waning interest, than let newfags destroy everything I like about /mgt/.
It's all bullshit anyway, this place has been going for many years and will continue to do so.

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>>41890747
>MGE Modern setting with Modern Warfare
>A longtime ago during wartimes:

>Be a Seaman or officer in the Order Navy
>The fleet of warships you're working in is currently docked and or harboured
>You're currently onboard and working in a Ticonderoga-class cruiser of the Order Navy
>You take a stroll on the outer deck since it's R and R time
>You look into the horizon and you see something, it appears to be multiple aircraft???
>Your good eyesight manages to make out small aircraft approaching very fast until- OH SHIT! Enemy fighter jets
>It's a squadron of Monstergirl Airforce fighter jets
>And among the monstergirl squadron is none other than Ace Anon in their F-35 jet
>You swear you hear this music starting to play:
>https://youtu.be/R6VM89nwztg
>Air raid and various alarm sirens go off and you hear the announcement systems of the ship you're in blaring out:
>"ALL HANDS TOBATTLE STATIONS!!! ALL PERSONNEL REPORT TO YOUR POSTS IMMEDIATELY, ENEMY AIRCRAFT DETECTED! REPEAT, ALL HANDS TO BATTLESTATIONS! ENEMY AIRCRAFT INCOMING!"
>You chuckle and laugh at your self as you just simply say:
>"The opposing force has kickass background music? Hehehe... I'm in danger..."

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>>41891812
Cringe /tg/ military autism, monster girls only used as a faction name reference. Do it like >>41891237

Or just go back to your board, works too.

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>>41891778
Agreed.
MGE undoubtedly has a dry content issue. We need new regions and I suggest desert for this one or the ancient China based one.
New region and new lore.

Though what's your opinion on seeing actual Incubus characters?

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>>41891866
>actual Incubus characters?
I would like it because it would legitimize the setting away from being pure porn.

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>>41891866
I want to read more about Ryugujo.

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>>41891866
>Though what's your opinion on seeing actual Incubus characters?
I want to read more about Lord Castor of Lescatie, apparently he's respected even by mamono

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>>41891874
I thought the lescatie buisness made it "porn with plot" as they say?

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>>41889663
Rescuing the princess from the dragon, but the dragon is just her in monster form and the princess is her in girl form.

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>>41891874
And it also helps for the slice of life stories. We can see Incubus in action. What I would like to see for canon Incubus is a farmer, shop keeper, engineer and soldier.

>>41891892
I would too but I would think it would be better for it to be later after 1 book that's about another region. Latest book is all about sea mamono and their regions. So we focus on another sea region and it's mamono right after is a bit much.

>>41891916
Yeah, would be nice to see him in action. We could have him appear in other regions or fiction as he is a diplomat and such people travel alot.

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>>41891874
>because it would legitimize the setting away from being pure porn.
Doesn't make much sense, the whole point of being an Incubus is fucking your mamono wife. Unmarried Incubi adventurers who go around the world doing stuff and becoming famous is not something compatible with MGE, if that's what you're thinking of.

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I know AI images have been exploding, but I wanted to try something else. So I went and by guiding tha autistic AI, I started to write the story about Anon with hot Mino girlfriend. Eventually because of the AI, the story ended up moving to a situation where Anon introduced Mino wife to his bully. She beats him up. Yet interestingly the story moved to John, the bully, apologizing to Anon due Mino's demands, Anon accepted and then the bully ended up asking about meeting a MG waifu like Mino, Mino was like "Sure, go here." And Anon, Mino and the bully ended up in good terms. Mino and Anon story was dropped after they went home together and I found myself writing the story of John in greater detail, looking for that Hellhound bouncer Mino told him about. There was a catgirl waitress called Priscilla and she agreed to help John if he played matchmaker with another guy. So in the end, I guess it wasn't about the Mino and her husband, he was already a monsterphile that didn't need any help. It was about the bitter bully straightening his life and getting married to a Hellhound and helping that cat to get her man. Fate really ensures everyone has a happy ending, it seems.

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>>41892003
AI shit, stop reading there, fuck off.

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>>41891995
Dragonia has incubus with their wives exploring dungeons.
Nothing says that an Incubus and his wife traveling and adventuring together.
People in Mamono lands do actually work rather then spend literal all day having sex. Are there instances when you do infact take a break and spend all day doing that but people do do work.

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>>41891995
the point of an incubus is being happy.
>Unmarried Incubi adventurers who go around the world doing stuff and becoming famous is not something compatible with MGE
I am pretty sure it is.I dont think a human born in a demon realm would stay untouched.

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>>41892029
You're right, they would very quickly be married to a monster girl.

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>>41892024
>>41892029
Read their page on the wiki, it's mostly about sex
>Incubi are said to be "an ideal male to a female monster"
I'm not saying Incubi only fuck 24/7 and yes they do have work and hobbies as in official canon, but KC made them mainly to allow men to keep up with their horny superhuman wives. Claiming that Incubi allow you to detach MGE from porn is just ridiculous.

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Theres also the plot of how the former king, an incubus himself, travels the world as a monster dipolmat with his wife francia, who is now a youko

The adventures of the monster king would be funt to make stories of

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>>41892065
>ncubi allow you to detach MGE from porn is just ridiculous.
Because they are male. Because the setting would have fleshed out male characters. Ideally ones that do things other than cumming inside 24/7.

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>>41892080
Men have no place of importance in MGE it's a good thing. They're below mamono in every point and are nothing more than cum dump and it should stay like that. Go try to push your maledom faggotry elsewhere.

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>>41892073
>renouned diplomat
>As actually the guy who discovered the "druelite"
>Has enough carisma that Druella is directly qouted that she wouldn't have invaded if he wasn't in the forced figurehead position he was in
>Peace maker that helps forge alliances
>creator of the demon feather pens
>SEXY FOX WIFE
This man is literally the polar oppoiste of both Elt and the DL's husband. why (when we are talking about fleshing out non sexparts of the setting) are we not talking about this dude more

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>>41892065
The original poster you responded to said away from pure porn. Not making the setting non porn related.
The setting will still be porn but that it would be nice to focus on non porn things and expand on it.
That's all we have been saying.
And Incubus do gain abilities from the transformation such as being unshackled like a hero so they could with a bit of effort become experts in a field like battle or I don't know science.
The court Alf books mention incubus scientists or engineers working with their gremlin wives to develop tech and I think that an Incubus could h responsible for creation of Neon lights in the setting.

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>>41892149
Men are not of no importance. They have importance. We just don't focus on it cause setting is all about MGs.

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>>41892169
So what your saying is that Fran's dad was a chad in waiting?

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>>41892192
Don't respond to the shitposter.

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>>41892192
It's a clown, ignore him.
>>41892175
In my head, a good percentage of the extremist army are mans. If incubus are unlimited like hero it would be logic to make whole platoons of them and their wife. Also, more disciplined then mamono who are looking for a husband.

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While I beleive the focus should be on monstergirls it would be nice to hear more about an incubus for once, mainly about how after he got his wife he's been able to enjoy things more both inside and outside of his love life
41892149
Take your low effort false flags somewhere else nigger. I'm a femdomfag, not a literal faggot. If I wanted to feel subhuman I'd hook up with a 3dpd through the internet.

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>>41892281
Yup, no femdom or maledom just couples and what they do in life.

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>>41891666
Demon numbers
The Flamebird is pretty but its lifecycle with an Anon of just reincarnating each time for a fresh lifecycle together from babyhood up to old-age is a bit boring especially after you go around 1-2 times and nothing new really significant happens.

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If you put a holst in front of me with breasts like the one in the RPG, I'd instantly lose.

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>>41892472
Their gimmick is nice and they look nice but what's missing is the in between time between rebirths. That time is obviously slice of life and people living their life but you can't make that a profile entry cause it's supposed to be imagined by the audience.

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>>41892707
He could have at least drawn a loli version of her.
> That time is obviously slice of life and people living their life
His point still stands. That's kind of nothing.Every girl does slice of life stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

Funny how the usual suspects also crawl out anytime something unpleasant happens

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>>41892830
Wut ?

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>>41892830
Bait craftsmanship is a subtle art and need a lot of patience. You can't catch a mershark with a weak bait, it's need to be strong and appealing. he has to go right through the gum and stay there until she's out of the water.

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>>41892947
But what if treasure though?

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>>41892973
She's the treasure

[Anonymous No.]

You get isekai'd and get to bring with you one fictional character into MGE as a monster girl. Who would it be and what would she turn into?

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>>41893124
The one I have in my head count ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41893134
I meant one from anime, games etc

[Anonymous No.]

>>41893156
Then no idea, do you have something ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41893124
King Ghidorah

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>>41893124
Arshes Nei! The best Dark Elf daughter-wife a man could hope for!

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>>41892736
I was agreeing with him.
As for slice of life. There is a difference. Look at Pyrow, she has the Gyaru gimmick do you imagine scenarios where is is trolling humans or acting gyaru towards them or having gangs, etc.

The Phoenix only has rebirth gimmick and no scenarios that can be imagined other then slice of life.

[Anonymous No.]

Give me your favorite monster girl greentexts, /jp/.

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>>41893422

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>>41891812
>>And among the monstergirl squadron is none other than Ace Anon in their F-35 jet
>Ace Anon

I think none of us ever made it clear yet. But where does Ace Anon belongs to? What faction is he/her, Demon Realms Airforce or Order Aerospace? Or may the gods forgive me for saying this: a Mercenary Pilot?

[Anonymous No.]

Jiiiiiiiii

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>>41893727
Don't you jiiii at me young lady

[Anonymous No.]

>>41893422
New greentexts are so rare, so very rare

[Anonymous No.]

>>41890578
>nothing but lolis and other low-tiers
>pass Alp as number 8
>Alp is number 10
fuck I shoulda taken the Chimaera

[Anonymous No.]

>>41890428

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>>41893970
Don't be greedy in the game of fate

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Please help I have an uncontrollable urge to touch the succ

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>41894075
Clumsy space cat, spilling ketchup on her axe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41890578
No, I'm good at One.
I can re-roll as many times as I want after the wedding.
She's already pulling out her catalog of potential bridesmaids.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41890578
FUCK
I just really wanted to get one of the foxes or harpies...

[Anonymous No.]

New ocean monster when?
New chaos monster when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41894212
Papillons are kinda like harpies. Take the bugpill.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41890578
Alright, Dragons are not my favorite but I'll be happy to take one still. Not gonna take more chances, those double Trumparts are a bad omen.

[Anonymous No.]

out of all the spirit monsters, which is the best?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41894253
They'd love to play strip poker with you

[Anonymous No.]

>>41894275
>pretty much human women fused to cards
>plus won/d/erland shenanigans
Pass

[Anonymous No.]

New commission, this time featuring a playful wight. What's something uncharacteristic to her species that your wife does?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41894356
wurm wife really loves math, i see her often making math tests for our kids, she has already got worksheets and test for all the way to pre calc
Jabber wife loves cars so much she makes some
bogie wife likes to make schedules

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>>41894275
i do have a soft spot for 'stuck in the wall' stuff

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[Anonymous No.]

saying something nice about dragons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41891389
>Hebi is a parasite
Makes sense

[Anonymous No.]

>>41894524
dragons make for great cows

[Anonymous No.]

>>41894524
fat tail

[Anonymous No.]

>>41894524
>>41894524
i do like old ladies that are quite prideful but are very salty virgins

[Anonymous No.]

>>41894530
Is dragon milk spicy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41894555
not really, its rich tasting as well increases every stat by 200 but comes at a cost that you need that dragon as your wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>41894524
Dragons are great for being just friends with and nothing more

[Anonymous No.]

>>41894524
friends and nothing else

[Anonymous No.]

>>41894583
>>41894591
fwb

[Anonymous No.]

>>41894610
nope just plains friends

[Anonymous No.]

>>41894616
but you drink her milk everytime you are over at her place anon, all the milk in the fridge is her milk

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>>41894524
they have lovely colored scales

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>>41894530
>>41894569
>>41894610
>>41894656
t.dragoncel

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>>41894669
nah, just a poor boy who wishes to sleep with an older dragon, drink her milk and sleep on her

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>>41894524
They make great broodmothers.
>>41894669
Hey, some dragons will just kidnap you off the street like a normal monster would!

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>>41894680
This but with pretty much any monster hag

[Anonymous No.]

Get in

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>>41894708
mom always told me not to trust mezoamerican deities

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>>41894708
will there be milk?

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Don't sleep with dragons. They live in caves and probably never shower while they angrily post about men all day

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>>41894708
There's no time to explain?

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>>41894734
ill just get the soap and the bath ready to wash 'em.
also older ones just need to get fucked silly

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>>41894682
>dragon sees cute guy
>Yosh! Time to do it!
>YOINK
>Hehee... I gots me a man!
>meanwhile the man is playing Candy Crush on his phone or whatever and is totally oblivious to his situation

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>>41894722
Not even if they offer you chocolate?
>>41894728
Yes

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>>41894766
but i hail from the south, where the stone heads lay, will she still accept me?

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>>41894524
Not that into them but wurms are cute.

[Anonymous No.]

messenger of the gods

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>>41894524
they are hot
and they get hotter as they get older
I want to fuck an ancient dragon

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>>41894788
y u post a young one then?

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>>41894798
there are only young ones in my area
I need an old dragon to rescue me

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>>41894773
Of course.

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>>41894524
They're oviparous. They will never feel the sheer joy of their baby kicking from within the womb. Not like they deserve to, anyway

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>>41891389
She saw her husband at the bottom of a hill and is preparing to get to him quickly using a secret lamia technique
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hoop_snake

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>>41894801
just go to where the ancient dragons live, which is near the graveyard

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>>41894831
that one off line in the dragonia guide about well-mannered dragon zombie lolis sometimes wandering into town really gets to me

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>>41894846
post it

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>>41894859
>In addition, some dragons who died in that era and were reborn as young girls leave the graveyard out of curiosity to appear in the cities of Dragonia. Young zombie dragons are beautiful and the danger to humans from them is significantly lower. If you encounter a zombie dragon, you may be confused, but don't be afraid. Perhaps you can understand the loneliness underlying them, their strong desire for a husband, and fall in love.

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Do ancient dragons have fat tails?

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>>41894880
Yes

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>>41894873
>Perhaps you can understand the loneliness underlying them
I relate to the undead so fucking much

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>>41894894
This dragon isnt even close to being ancient.
Does that mean ancient dragons have the tails of legends?

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>>41891995
I always see this train of thought as a trojan horse for /tg/ shit that has nothing to do with mge beyond an mge label slapped on and god forbid, monsterb*y garbage. "Incubus" might as well just be a term to refer to a monster's husband and an excuse for why (you) don't die of old age long before your elf or dragon wife. In fact if you say "monster's husband" the incubus factor is pretty much implied. It rarely actually needs to be stated out loud. Think about it, when writing a story would you say
>Father to a wurm daughter
Or
>Incubus father to a wurm daughter
When I see too much emphasis on the term "incubus" it's a deadringer for someone who wants to use mge as a vehicle to talk about something entirely unrelated and often unacceptable.

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>41890747
>This post is still up
When did we become a second /tg/?

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>>41893124
Margaret Thatcher

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>>41894976
>implying anyone read it

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>>41894976
Not much we can do, no valid reason to report because he even attached MGE-related image and jannies won't give a shit about our squabbles.
Flipping out hours after they spilled their trash over the thread will only make resident shitters more likely to ape them for (You)s, which is probably what happened too.

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>>41894873
>dragon zombie loli wanders into town
>instantly mobbed by motherly dragons who wash her, brush her hair, dress her up and add ribbons
i see this happening to plain zombies a lot too

[Anonymous No.]

To everyone who said she will NEVER be ballin

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>>41895119
Need a picture where she's the ball getting dunked

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>>41895119
alas i must now jam with the rest

[Anonymous No.]

Be careful of what you sign when applying for a job Post DOTR. Sure the pay is good, and you get a wife but at what cost?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41894976
I want a troll to look at me like that

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>>41895119
Now post the uncropped picture where she’s being carried by a Jinko

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>>41894873
>hear the dragon zombies are some of the most ferocious monsters in the world
>walk into dragon cemetery and purposefully allow myself to get caught
>she just wants to cuddle
I'm gonna go complain to the tourism bureau. They said I would be brutally raped if I went into the cemetery alone.

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>>41894787
>Her hubby's name is Godric and his alter ego is Godfrey

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>>41895181
Shut up, Warm.

[Anonymous No.]

I only somewhat liked dragon zombies because they were undead. But now I know they can be undead AND lolis?
Damn.

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>>41891237
That's cozy, I enjoy dramatic tragedies with happy endings.

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>>41895188
>Pic
Need this but with cow instead

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>>41890578
H E L P

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>>41895181
monsters don't want you to know that all the rape stuff is just an excuse to get extended cuddles

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>>41895118
>Monsters often exercise their motherly instincts on any younger monster, cute animal, child, or single man (within certain boundaries) who they encounter
How nice

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>>41895358
amen to that

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>>41895384
No man can escape the forbidden sleepy moo grapple technique

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>>41895384
I wanna be sandwiched between a motherly holst with mammaries comparative to the one in KC's rpg and a mino that's tall and muscular with large breasts as well

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>>41895407
Nor do I want to

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>>41895417
Also. No clothes allowed in bed. Just pure nudity

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>>41895363
You know what, sure. Sea Bishops are good girls.
No stalker snakes 20,000 leagues under the sea.

[Anonymous No.]

Post your fiercest minotaurs!

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>>41895363
You fucked up. If you took her the first time she would've been nice. The second time you could have said you re-rolled on accident and she might have believed you. Now she's going to go straight for the the hebi fire.

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>>41895407
moos are just too powerful
>>41895434
this one is one of my favourites

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>>41891361
What's the source? SauceNao isn't giving me anything and google is useless has usual.

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>>41895432
Judging by those rolls. You're gonna get a shirohebi. All those other girls you rolled. Nope. It doesn't matter. Shirohebi will kidnap you before the matchmaking program can make anything official. And you're gonna learn a very hard lesson as to why you should have picked Shirohebi on the first time you rolled her.

I'm sorry that you happened across the portal the same time an abnormally crazy hebi showed up

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>>41895443
Quick search with Yandex, think the artist is grimgrim

[Anonymous No.]

You get wife but she speak extremely broken English and will just upgrade to broken English

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>>41895467
But I can't handle snakes at all!
Seriously, I see one irl, I'm trucking it in the opposite direction. I'm not sticking around to see if it's a harmless one or not.

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>>41895500
body language

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>>41895500
I would be delighted to teach her

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>>41895500
That's okay, I'll just learn draconic.

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>>41893124
She would be a dragon, I guess

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>>41895512
Hebi magic will fix that. Soon every time you see snek, there will be no fear. Only a desire to hold, love, and in the case of your new waif, breed said snek

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>>41895500
>zipangu fox hag with that speaks extremely broken english
bueno
>YOU WANT BOOBA GAIJIN, YES?
>OKAY YOU MY HUSBAND

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>>41895500
Unless she's Wonderland girl. Then you get one with a thick Bri'ish that's barely intelligible.

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>>41895568
Reminder that the Sabbath has something of a monopoly on magical girls

[Anonymous No.]

How do I resist the urge to breed dragons?

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>>41895614
Go to a clinic in Dragonia and tell the doctor that you need something to help with your dragon breeding urges. They'll give you what you need.

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>>41895614
Why would you?
They're the ones that need it the most, what with high demand for dragons yet pitiful fertility rates.
But >>41895640 has the right idea.

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>>41894524
They're very useful for certain tasks.

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>>41895588
good

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>>41894734
I'll wash them with my tongue, savoring all that delicious girlboss sweat.

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>>41895614
ya dont, just fuck 'em till you just pass out

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>even the loli dragons are too prideful to be straightforward

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>>41895805
thats whay you take your son and make him drink lots of wurm milk and make him lift from early age so he can fix that draconic pride

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>>41895805
they change quickly

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>>41895881
All Dragons start crying when you try to leave their cave! That's not fair, how is someone supposed to say no to a crying dragon that's holding you in place with all of her strength?

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>>41894524
i lik dragons

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>>41895500
Zipangu mg's would revert back to their native tounges when they get emotional. No matter how fluent they speak in english.

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>>41896001
Licking is considered a marriage proposal in Dragonia.

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>>41894766
Wasn't a cup of hot chocolate a marriage proposal for the Mayans?
>[D1 Dr.Who]

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>>41896061
quit laughing it's perfectly average size

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>>41895363
Its the same Shiro just running out tge exit, racing around the building, pushing back into the line.
>Anon was screwed the minute he passed on the W-Houri

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>>41896057
What isn't considered a marriage proposal in dragonia?

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>>41896149
not going to dragonia

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>>41896169
That just seems like giving them a smug come and get me type proposal

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>>41896169
being tsundere can get you extradited

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>>41896169
Playing hard to get is still playing.

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imma be a prize fighter in dragonia thats masked but works in the local it company as a normal empolyee

[Anonymous No.]

>>41896224
What is not playing?

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Dragon Sabbath with little shotas riding tiny dragon mounts when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41896057
urgent question
do i have to marry just the first dragon, or ALL of them

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>>41896237
Why else would you be licking other dragons after you're engaged to the first one?

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>>41896234
Literally MonHun Stories at that point

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>>41896254
fuck, that's a lot of dragon brides
they need to put signs up warning about that kind of thing

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>>41896232
getting married to not a dragon

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>>41896289
I avoid monster hunter because it gives me PTSD of hurting my monster wife(imagined)

[Anonymous No.]

Anything for a fan!

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>>41896321
Just use demon silver weapons. Sometimes a good tussle is fun, sometimes you get instant loss'd.

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>>41895363
Huge win I would say

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>>41896321
You're just using Demon Silver-edged weapons most of the time. The guild only lets people break out the REAL gear when the stakes are significantly higher than "horny Rathian mad that her Rathalos husband won't fuck her".

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>>41890578
I'll take the Basilisk. Wonder how it feels when getting milked by her tongue under her gaze

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>>41890578
look who showed up
I am taking her

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Giving my wife's abs a tongue bath

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>>41890578
Okay yeah, no need to go any further than that.

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>>41896415
Basilisks are extremely underrated as far as the sneks go. Probably my favorite one of them.

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>>41896509
Look forward to watching you fuck at the black mass.
Do you think sabbaths record it and upload to monhub?

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>>41894524
mere

[Anonymous No.]

Will we get another Christmas monster this year?

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>>41896622
big surprise game update

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>>41896670
I can feel it in my bones.

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>>41896670
>December comes
>KC starts teasing about a major update
>announcement day comes
>game is kill forever and ever, please understando

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>>41896622
>get in the sack kiddo

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>>41895443
https://exhentai.org/g/2373442/ddbe81c51f/

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>>41896744
As long as he caps it off with a consolation profile of kemono.

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>>41890578
good shit, automatons are cool

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>>41896622
What could it be?
>baby crazy Christmas elf that makes toys for kids as a hobby, but desperately wants to have kids of her own. She barrages potential husbands with homemade gifts as a sign of affection
>snow golem that is a snowman brought to life by the desire for companionship or love. Lonely children that want a friend to play with make a snowman and accidentally make a loli snow golem that will grow up to marry them
>yule cat catgirl that wanders around looking for men to rip the clothes off of and take home on Christmas eve
>the ghosts of Christmas past, present, and future. Past shows you how lonely last Christmas was, present shows you this one won't be much better, future shows you a future with you 3 pregnant wives cuddling on a couch while a bunch of happy ghost kids open presents
>nutcracker automaton. Hopefully not those nuts
>the grinch, but female. She's reverse krampus. She breaks into your house steals all your stuff and puts it in her cave. You live with her now

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>>41890578

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>>41896867
he had a little idle chatter about knecht ruprecht last year

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>>41896882
Fellow Weresheep enjoyer

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>>41896867
A lilim santa expy would be nice

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>>41896867
Monster girl odin might happen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41890657
Disabling all of her machines with a homemade EMP generator.

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>>41896912
Wouldn't that be a goddess, same as Poseidon and Eros?

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>>41896912
Monster girl Jormungandr, the biggest of chunguses.

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>>41896965
I didn't specify but yeah. And why not? As long as he doesn't have to work on the game, KC is happy.

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>>41896965
it can be arbitrary at times, look at anubis and apophis

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>>41896981
also keep looking at anubis

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>>41896912
Monster Girl Tzitzimitl, the best skeleton one could ask for. Mind the snake, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41896977
>Monster girl Jormungandr
BEEEG Snake

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https://twitter.com/kojikojitw/status/1596853434615222273
>[Mochimochi no Jutsu] A type of transformation art that transforms into a mochi mochi figure. It is a transformation technique that specializes in cuteness, characterized by a perfectly round body, a short foot, and an innocent expression. By using it in front of a gentleman who is wary or resistant to sexual things, it stimulates the desire to hug and caress
This kojikoji guy comes up with such cute things.

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>>41896978
Kek, and he keeps getting paid regardless. Good thing I never joined up to pay for the game.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41897013
Don't stop looking at Anubis

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>>41897090
This is a trick so Apophis can sneak up on me, isn't it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41897094
DO NOT look behind you.
She is very shy and won't be able to bite you if you look at her.

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>>41897073

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>>41897073
>twitter

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>>41897156
Where else are you supposed to get your epic art, bro? All japs moved there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41897156
What would MGC twitter be like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41897189
Tanuki owner sells your data to single monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41897189
canceling men over rejecting the advances of species they don't care for

[Anonymous No.]

>>41897208
>"Look, I just don't really care for undeads that much. I kind of like my girls to have a pulse, you know?"
>Rata posts his entire home address, attaches a photo of him and his full name

[Anonymous No.]

>>41897208
Good, hopefully they'll realize the wrongness of categorically refusing to date bugs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41897183
>All japs moved there.
they are putting all their eggs in one basket.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41897208
We need to combat flatphobia by raping flatphobes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41897204
>You're so mediocre nobody buys it
>Not good enough for girls to thirst over
>You're not even bad enough that some girls would buy it to find some guy that is super easy to get or they can help become the best they can
>You're just... there.
>Simply lost in the statistics

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>>41890428

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>>41897248
limbait

[Anonymous No.]

I need the lazy NEET Fox.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41897326
>Man literally so uninteresting that monster girls looking for a husband forget he's even there
>Meanwhile a lilim is thirsting over him like he was the Chad McThundercock

[Anonymous No.]

>>41897073
I want to throw it at a wall and watch it bounce like a greenworm

[Anonymous No.]

What monster for maximum train autism?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41897376
zoomer anubis

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>Went to the mall for groceries and to check if the local shops finally have what I want.
>Maybe finally find that beloved mamono that will take me once and for all.
>In one of the loneliest places of the mall I find a limping grey skinned girl.
>She seems to have ketchup in her shirt and a little bit around her neck.
>When she notices me she starts following me around, growling.
>Not the prettiest MG by a mile. Too many injuries in the face and body in general.
>Still, beggars are not choosers.
Should I tap? I am wandering around trying not to get caught too quickly, but she is more persistent than I thought. Will mamono mana fix her?
Also, I am hearing a lot of cop sirens around. Can someone in Willamette confirm if something is happening? I don't watch the news a lot.

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>>41897385
what monster for maximum entropy?

[Anonymous No.]

Tongue is a muscle and a large Minotaur can easily overpower yours when you make out with her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41897460
>Tongue is a muscle and a large Minotaur can easily overpower yours when you make out with her.

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>>41897460
I'd like to see some dumb cow just try to take the lead during a kiss

[Anonymous No.]

>>41897478
Did you mean to post a picture or what?

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>>41897460
good
Big minos a best
Minos a best anyway, but big minos even better

[Anonymous No.]

>>41897519
Minoposting!

[Anonymous No.]

>>41897460
I would be more worried about her giving me a cow lick that won't go down

[Anonymous No.]

>>41897519
egg delay

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>>41897544
luckily ms jinko was there to help you groom

[Anonymous No.]

>>41897544
Don't worry I called in help

[Anonymous No.]

>>41897335
I want to grab her tummy

[Anonymous No.]

>>41897248
I feel bad for all the poor Anons who's lives aren't total trainwrecks on the verge of wispbait

[Anonymous No.]

>>41897573
the watchmen?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41897460
Making out with a mino until the drool leaks from the comers of your mouths

[Anonymous No.]

>>41897558

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>>41897558
>>41897573
all fun and games until they start going lower in their grooming, claiming that they need to clean the rest of you

[Anonymous No.]

>>41897622
Big cat

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>>41897718
love me some big kot

[Anonymous No.]

>>41897799
Big in which ways?

[Anonymous No.]

Let the Kitsune guide you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>41897799
prime time

[Anonymous No.]

foxiest fox?

[Anonymous No.]

>ask my gremlin neighbor if she can design me a mechanically perfect gaming chair
>she laughs and tells me that boys shouldn't be playing games, it's a woman's hobby

[Anonymous No.]

>>41897903
she's passing up a free opportunity to make a chair that locks anon in place while she sits on his lap

[Anonymous No.]

>>41897917
cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>41897903
She denied a nerdy girl a chance to have a gamer boyfriend, how mean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41897832
do not trust

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>>41897966
What did they ever do to you?

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>>41898065
she stole my wristwatch

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>>41898090
Those tricky foxes!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>41898090
>engraves the back of it with a big heart that has both your initials in it
villainy

[Anonymous No.]

>>41897829
Tall with big muscles including big heart

[Anonymous No.]

>>41898151
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1UzeCBCd4rc

[Anonymous No.]

>>41898065
>double ears
unforgivable

[Anonymous No.]

>>41898229
Double ears means double the hearing!

[Anonymous No.]

would you eat her out?

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>>41898272
Fuckin duh

[Anonymous No.]

>>41898272
Even the furry girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41898272
She's a slime. It will be like eating Jello.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41898272
of course, that bush is just a cushion for my face

[Anonymous No.]

That actually got me thinking about how many girls actually do have hairy crotches and not just hair adjacent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41898297
Hag bushes have linear scaling

[Anonymous No.]

>>41898272
Nah that's how you end up looking like this and I totally don't want it to happen haha

[Anonymous No.]

>>41898297
try medusa

[Anonymous No.]

>>41898272
ye?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41898297
adjacent?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41898315
i guess it'd be something like a satyros vs a dark mage

[Anonymous No.]

>>41898297
>how many girls actually do have hairy crotches
None of them

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>>41898315
Even the fluffiest like manticore generally have the leg fur stop by the upper thigh.
I'm surprised, I though at least yeti would have it higher. Although wendigo does seem to have fur on her groin area

[Anonymous No.]

>>41898341
Hair is natural anon. You don't have to fear it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41898272
You don't know how much I want to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41898357
It's an abomination nobody should need to tolerate in 2D. Also quick reminder that the monster parts like fur covering intimate areas that act as natural "clothes" canonically disappear for sex.

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>>41898372
>>41898342
>>41898337
>>41898314
>>41898296
>>41898282
>>41898278
for some reason in the ancient greco world going down on a girl was considered really gay.

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>>41898385
bro, they were fucking faggots that loved young boys

[Anonymous No.]

>>41898374
You do you, anon. I love me a decent bush.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41898385
And according to them fucking a little boy in the ass was not gay at all, so I don't trust ancient Greek standards of gayness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41898385
Remember that the ancient Greeks thought having a big dick made you effeminate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41898385
And they were right about that, everyone into it behaves like a huge fag.

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>>41898408
>Greek lizard is challenged by Anon
>sneers at his large bulge and thinks it will be an effortless fight since he's obviously so unmanly
>she's not laughing once she gets mating pressed right after Anon defeated her

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>>41898385
they had a bunch of monstergirls and barely fucked any of them. something's wrong with their heads

[Anonymous No.]

>>41898408
if i remeber correctly, moreso that you were an animal or just had sex on the mind and were a dumbass

[Anonymous No.]

Worm

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>>41898374
That's boring

[Anonymous No.]

>>41898494
Funny from a culture that at leat sexually is dominated by animalistic alpha beta dynamics.

[Anonymous No.]

Gonna write for a good time call and my phone number on the wall of a monster bar and then never answer the phone calls

[Anonymous No.]

>>41898516
i was going to take them bowling or something

[Anonymous No.]

>>41898516
You're just playing hard to get if you write your real number and not pick up instead of a fake one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41898516
That sounds annoying. I get enough junk calls already I don't need more. Lava golem insurance scammers, shog sales women, ratatoskr fetish surveys. I just don't answer the phone for numbers I don't know anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

New update for Jabberwock's Globe-trotting Gourmet Journey has released!

It's the region of the Antillean Sea, home to pirates, manatees, rum, an artificial goddess, blood-sucking monsters, and more! Check out all 5 new pages in their full resolution here! (As well as older pages in case you've missed some past updates!)

https://catbox . moe/c/2t19jp

[Anonymous No.]

>>41898553
i do like fish with pointy teeth

[Anonymous No.]

>>41898553
Talk to me when we visit fantasy Europe, North America, and Australia.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41898543
You're right I should texting teasing pictures to hint at my location to whoever calls too

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>>41898553
Do all the monsters talk like pirates? And can I slap a Creeping Coin's fat bottom and refer to her as 'pirate booty'?

[Anonymous No.]

thoughts on mgs with print panties?

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>>41898599
sure i guess

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>>41898599
For bullying

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>>41898576
>Europe
Not!Germany will be after Not!Egypt, which is the next land Jabberwock will visit, followed by Not!Italy immediately after. Not!Germany will also get a character too for it!

>North America
The Caribbean is North America. New England, New York City, the Southern US, The Wild West, and Mexico are all also planned to appear.

>Australia
10th land.

All the lands were put in a poll to determine their order, here is the order you should expect them to appear in. Some regions will also get characters with them too, for example the Caribbean and Germany lands will get characters (The Caribbean's is actually 60% done, but unfortunately won't be released before the new year)

>>41898589
You can, but would she really like that? (Maybe). As for accents, the Antillean is a very diverse region, you're going to found countless different accents there! I'm sure it'd be easy to find what you're looking for though just by hanging out around ports. Avoid the rowdy pirate republic towns though, those are too much for unmarried boys to enter alone!

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>>41898610
>Avoid the rowdy pirate republic towns though, those are too much for unmarried boys to enter alone!
Too late, I've already signed up as a cabin boy for Red Lucy's crew!

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>>41898553
I love her so fucking much

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>>41898609
>"Well, if you like them so damn much..."
>Anon is found later naked and crammed into a locker, striped panties stuffed into his mouth like a gag.

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>>41898610
>The Wild West
I'm looking forward to MGE Texas

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>>41898747
>Longhorn Holsts with thick accents and a hard-working attitude.

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>>41898747
its too hot

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>>41898781
You'll get used to it

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>>41896175
>knock on your door
>it's the police
>take you to a holding cell
>explain that you committed a crime and were now being extridited to Dragonia
>tell them you didn't do anything wrong
>they explain that you briefly appeared in the background of a newscast and some high-ranking dragon thought you were cute
>accused of stoking a dragon's lust without intent to marry
>punishment is matrimony
>you're being delivered express mail
>they send you off with a swimsuit and tell you to have fun on your honeymoon in the South Sea

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>>41896008
>pass a hebi on the street
>she stares at you like she's just seen an angel when you pass her
>calls out to you
>grabs your hand
>delivers an empassioned and tearful plea to marry her
>monsters around her start crying, wishing they could profess their love so ardently
>you have no idea what she said
>take a picture of her and catch up to your tour guide

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>>41898803
thanks mamano mana

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>>41898747
I don't know man a monster there could just make up a country song about you and there's nothing you could do about it

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>>41898829
>thinking she is letting go of your hand
you'll find out those little hands hold alot of power

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>>41898553
>Pompous Creeping Coin corsairs
Very nice update

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>>41898829
>and catch up to your tour guide
The 'hebi isn't letting go. Lamia's are damn heavy too so good luck carrying her.

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>>41898829
she's your tour guide now. she has a very scenic bedroom

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>>41898922
it must be weird going on cave tours and such never coming back with the same amount of people you left with

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>>41898848
That song about how she "Rode Anon hard and put him away wet"?

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>>41898906
Shirohebi's have the crazy eyes. You have to stay away from such people

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>>41898922
>passerby tells you that you're invited to a private tour
>gives hebi the thumbs up as she leads you away
>local ryu dumps extra rain on a certain farm that year

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>>41898960
Exactly. Can you imagine how frustrating it would be to have some monster singing things about you that didn't happen?

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>>41899057
it's like when that cheshire drew the meme of her and anon making out
you can only accept defeat

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>>41899070
>Contest Cheshire's meme, provide evidence and proof.
>She creates a meme where you're a wojak screaming "NOOOOO WE NEVER HAD SEX!" and her as a chad with "Yes we did."

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>>41898906
>that pic
I'd like at least seven children, please.

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>>41899089
this is where you just dissappear but leave in the cheshs hand her meds

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>>41899118
>meds: not taken
>yep, it's rape time

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>>41899134
>and her hands go through anon
>For he only exists in her poor mind, lmao no
>She just grabbed his afterimage
>She then turns around to get poked in her cheek followed by a kiss

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>>41899057
>about things that didn't happen?
Yet.

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>>41890428

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>>41897832
I hate how this artist makes Akagi and Amagi look identical.

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MONSTERGirls

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>>41899174
'hate' is surely a bit hyperbolic, but i agree with the basic point

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>>41899194
Bazel made me want to rip my hair out. I bet monstergirl bazel is a bully.

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>>41899194
Wanna hunt

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I believe in heavy combat nightgaunt

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>>41899376
Full set doko?

[Anonymous No.]

Swiggity swooty, comin' for that booty.

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>>41899376
It must be cool to have a wife that's submissive to you but takes absolutely no shit from anyone else.

[Anonymous No.]

I fucking love kimonos.

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>>41899338
Not a bully, but she puts the arse back in arsonist.

Nergigante, on the other hand, would gleefully powerbomb a Wyrm just to show she could.

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>>41899438
open shoulder, long sleeve, low cut is my favorite variation

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>>41899295
Hell Yeti

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>>41899423
>Diona

Boy it would be hilarious for if she ever interacted with MGE Satyrs and MGE's Bacchus. Considering her hatred for alcoholic beverages

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>>41899452
>ywn team up with a wyvern to stand up to the dragon who keeps swatting her out of the sky
>ywn laugn at the downed dragon bully from atop your waifu mount high in the air
>ywn land next to the dragon and make out with your wyvern just to rub it in her face

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>>41899603
i imagine you could just start from step 3 really

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If I act like a tsundere, then surely I'll be safe on dotr>>41899634

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>>41899603
>next to
not "on top of"?

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>>41899634
>make out with your wyvern in front of dragon bully
>she flips her shit and starts the fight with an attack and initiative bonus
One the one hand, you should've stuck to protocol and taunted after winning
On the other, beating her enraged state gets you an oh-so-satisfying scene of the dragon bully pitifully wailing

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>>41890428

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Behold: Dragoncels

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>>41890428

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>>41899715
>that face
No. That shit doesnt belong here

[Anonymous No.]

How do I catch the bunyip?

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>>41899859
Approach the water's edge and let her catch you.

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>>41899859
Set your tuckerbag down by the billabong.

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>>41899859
Play her a familiar tune
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8ia644p6AU

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>>41899859
Go to your local swamp and screams "fluffy noodle sexo" until something go out of the water. Shoot it and repeat until you get her. Last step, bring her home and love her

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>>41899859
I recently acquired a really soft plaid blanket. I roll my self in it in my bed so i can imagine my self in a bunyip's hug. Feel really good when I forget how pathetic it is

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>>41900009
I used to wrap a fluffy, heated blanket around a pillow and hug it like it was a big fluffy tail.

[Anonymous No.]

Why is my pink cow giving no strawberry milk, should I knocked her up a few more times.

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>>41898610
That looks good. What about Canada though?

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>>41900051
I have a strong urge to grab that tail, pull her out from under the table and fuck her raw right there, doggy-style

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>>41898553
I did read your entry and the Fiddler, it gave me some major Sea of Thieves vibes. At least with this version of the Caribbean, there isn't a band of Reapers running around to sink your ship while your off doing something important.

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>>41890578
>or leave empty-handed
Monsters are not allowed to harass you if you take that route. It says so right there.

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>>41900059
Take her to a cow doctor first to find out what's wrong. Knocking her up should still help.

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>Local wizard has accidentally opened a portal to hell
>The local demon mayor notes that this will cause multiple issues and a lot of paperwork to be done.
>She cut the interview short and said she needed to talk to the wizard.
>The wizard is said to currently be held in the demon mayors bedroom until further notice
>More at 8

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>Event Horizon, post portals remake
>FTL travel explanation scene
>instead of the pen and paper, gremlin engineer makes P in V motions with her fingers
>crew is all "oh"
Fucking mamono despoiling our culture.

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>>41900398
Will the gore flashes just be replase by sexy corrupetion flashes?

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>>41900417
No, it's a reminder of what we fight against

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>>41898747

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>>41900436
>human woman
>but with tentacle dicks

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>>41900417
No, it's fragments from the mythical super cool and edgy grimdark MGE Old Lore™ that westerners sometimes bring up when complaining about the "hugbox"

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>>41900505
>https://monstergirlencyclopedia.miraheze.org/wiki/Honey_Bee
>Although the worker bees are incapable of reproduction,
When myths become reality

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>>41900505
Chesh pranks included inserting extraits from the things or aliens in wholesome videos

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>>41899859
get some VB and Vegemite sandwiches to lure her out, then trap her with a hug
but be careful, cause you might get a gator instead, and if you hug her then it's sex roll time for you.

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>>41900533
Chesh need rape correction

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>>41899436
Everyone thinks she's a badass warrior but really she's barely functional after being enclosed in the tentacle suit for so long.

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>>41900552
You thought you could find your wife. Find a cute girl, a baphomet, or a lilim.
But nope, you fell into her trap and hatefucked the chesh.

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>>41900579
Good ending.

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>>41900579
we'll see how smug she is when I buttfuck her all night every day with no lube and no pillow to bite on

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Is it fair to judge a monster's qualities as a romantic partner by the volume of milk she can produce?

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>>41900591
No, you should judge it by the volume of the pussy juices she can produce

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>>41900505
old lore wasnt even that edgy
it was just a loot more loose on the "waifu" aspect (KC hadn't gone full open with his anti-NTR yet) and the monsters where traslated as having open sex lives until the found one to love, as oppsed to the "mate for life" midset and lore nowdays
The other parts of the lore were sorta vague so people just filled in with "lodgical" or bullshit extremes
>Converting women and creating incubi means that monsters will outbreed and wipe out humanity
>Even if incubi are considered human by the seting, human women still get fuked, so humanity as we know it still bites it
>Monsters have no idea about the nuaces of crime (what is considered "irredemable" could mean monsters end up with a serial killer who regrets his actions)
>monsters would just straight up kill people (something KC said even back then was a self/husband defence prioity thing)

Anything in difiance of the above is considered "soft retcons" and is a no win situation, with KC is considered a pussy for the "hugbox" or people say that MGE lore is still evil and the monstergirls need to go

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>>41900593
But then the best wives would always be succubi and plants.

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>>41900589
>Cops call you
>Chesh wife fuck up big with her latest prank
>She's now in a cell waiting for you
>Police won't let her go until she has been properly punish in front of them
>They have already prepared the raging mushrooms for you
Tiresome, so tiresome...

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>When the school calls becuase your kunoichi daughter took her kunai to school and was climbing throguh the vents and ceilings
>...agian

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>>41900603
>or people say that MGE lore is still evil and the monstergirls need to go
>"Bro, imagine monster girl encyclopedia... but without monster girls!"
Sounds like something you'd hear on /tg/, or at least when their thread was alive

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>>41900579
I'd tear up if I realized I'm soulmates with a Cheshire, we have a lot in common, and she's the only one that can truly understand me.

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>>41898272
only during and after her workout

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>>41900603
>so humanity as we know it still bites it
and that's a good thing

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>>41900603
>>41900641
The more recent mindset is to wipe the demonic royal family/gods out and either
A. revert the monsters
OR
B. Keep the monsters, but without the DL lilims influence
Either way is shit
>>41900656
Not from a story standpoint
Peole hyper fixate on the possible excintion of humanity, which leads to boring story telling people not only want to write the same thing, the shout and scream at anyone who wants something different

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Lets talk about fun story telling
Hell, MGE has a Monster exactly for story telling

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>>41900696
>and then, he fucked his dream waifu, THE END
>now we should fuck too, anon
MGE fixes everything

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>>41900696
Make a story about the "abandoned monsters club"
Becuase I sure as hell forgot merrows existed

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>>41900711
That wasn't a fun story

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>>41899194
Man I need to get raped violently by a Brachydios
Hopefully with enough anger-fueled breeding she will become a Raging Brachydios

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>>41900696
There is no fun story telling. None of the writers here have figured out how to do slice of life properly. Not that I can blame them, shit is hard.
>https://archiveofourown.org/works/18942337/chapters/44972020
I do remember this and thought it was a fairly good attempt.

[Anonymous No.]

pretty griffon

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>>41900737
you can have fun without the slice of life

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>>41900737
>Femdom
Won't read, if they put this tag it's generally way to disgusting.

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>>41900747
If your story isn't some variation of the heroes journey it is slice of life.

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>>41900738
>anon as a kid: oh god I hope there is no monster under my bed
>anon now: oh god I hope there is a monster in my bed
what went wrong

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>>41900749
I can see why, is it bad in >>41900737 ?

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>>41900737
How to do slice of life properly?

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>>41900766
Real monsters are outside and would only go in bed only to hurt me or take my money

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>>41900750
Well okay then
Didn't know I failing at writing slice of life
good to know

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>>41900787
>>41900750
That's dumb, going to buy eggs for a cake can be seen as heroes journey

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>>41900787
seething

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Can we not shot each other in the legs for nothing ?

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>>41900794
>>41900812
I just never saw my wrok as slice of life, I guess
but i never conisder the heroes journy in half my stuff either
im probably just over thinking it honestly

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>no mage childhood friend

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>>41900794
Yes. That's the point of the heroes journey and how common it is.

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>>41900696
>Story about a man trying to find happiness
>He ends up buying some shady book titled "Places of love & bliss"
>It's basically a compilation of ads promoting life in different cities
>He goes around the world and visits all of them
>A mute succubus starts following him early on in his journey
>He couldn't help but share some of his food, water and shelter with her
>He eventually makes it back home
>Mute succ is still following him
>That's when he realizes that all he needed was someone who he could care for

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>>41900894
Imagine seeing the progression from frail human girl to tall dark mage with massive breasts full of mana.

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>>41901038
I like it.

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>>41890578
I thought myself a fool for passing up any Lamia, Medusa no less. But it all worked out in the end. Best way for a speed date to end is with a girlfriend AND a mobile home.

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>>41901322
siren a cutie

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>>41901373
You think that until you come home to her practicing her concert by blasting idol music and doing silly dances.

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>>41900894
Gonna get her better fitting clothes

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>>41901649
Dark tailor soccer anon has but one goal, to put all monsters in proper clothes

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>>41901765
*Sorcerer
whoops

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>>41901788
Too late
>Champion striker anon has one dream
>to ensure all soccer players are properly clothed
>to this end he participates in a championship tournament against the mgs to win and mke a case for a proper dress code
>oh and he keeps getting tailed tourney after tourney by that bubbly pyro who puts on provocative cheerleading routines just to piss him off
there's your mge inazuma 11

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>>41897903
Gremlins have very little upper body strength. You can just pick one up and start licking her face and there's nothing she can do about it. I do this to my neighbor every morning and it always makes me laugh.

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>>41897903
Man's hobbies are guns, sex, video games and hunting. I will now proceed to indulge in all 4 of them with her, consensually or not

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>>41901788
do you think it is liberating for incubi to be soccer moms

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>>41898906
>Uhhh, my name is Anon
>I'm 28
>I like video games and imaging myself with a beautiful lamia
>I dunno. I guess it depends on how many lamias are able to have. There's no upper limit for me.

[Anonymous No.]

Kiki good

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>>41901872
It's be even funnier if one day you lift her up higher and lick her pussy

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>>41898829
Despite if hebis don't know any languages than their own. They can instinctively say "love" in any languages.

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>>41902051
If by saying love you meant screaming in moon runes while shoving her head in your tee shirt then yes they do.

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>>41902063
For better or worse anons deserve autistic girls

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>>41902079
Australian one is still better

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>>41902051
I wanna sniff that hebi's breath

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>>41901989
soccer mom is just tomboy MILF
i would a soccer mom Pyrow or Salamander

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>>41902128

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>>41902173
Why is she crying ? Can I catch her ?

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>>41902079
I have a fetish for white hair, and am most likely on the spectrum as well. We can be spergs together.

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>>41902173
I wanna sniff that manticore's breath too

[Anonymous No.]

Would it make sense for there to exist an island full of defective automatons?
Defective as in they no longer follow orders and only want to rape.

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>>41902402
i'd assume that they'd be defctive as in turned off or in sleep mode, since nobody from the maintenance team has went to the island in a long time and the old generators have ran out of fuel. But that too leads to rape, as when a random Anon shows up and accidentally turns one of the automatons back on, she'll immediately want his "mana" to restore her energy banks to full.

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>>41900603
>monsters would just straight up kill people (something KC said even back then was a self/husband defence prioity thing)

This straight up can still happen I believe but it's self defense of loved ones. Edgefags should kill themselves I'd they have a problem with this.

[Anonymous No.]

what monster gives milk?
A holst
b mino
c hakutaku
d ushi oni
e wurm
f all of the above

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>>41902634
f
any monster is going to end up with huge lactating breasts once I knock her up

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>>41900737
People can do what the court Alf books did of talking about how a war ended with the death of a mermaid but got resurrected and became a queen.
It was a serious story.
Read it and get ideas of how you can write a standard story but making it slightly MGE.
Or just write a normal story set in MGE but don't do the shit edgefags do. Simple.

People still work and eat in Mamono lands.

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>>41902634
D! Spider milk!

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>>41902634
All give milk, but only holsts have delicious milk

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>>41902708
problem is the thread has a few gatekeepers who gaslight into thinking you either write sex or you're writing a murderfic

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>>41898272
Yes.
Elves are meant to loved

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>>41902746
>only holsts have delicious milk
>implying wurm milk tastes bad or any other of the monsters i mentioned mde bad milk
>>41902719
sorry the answer was f

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>>41902719
spider milk, spider milk
have a taste of this spider's milk
make your bones, extra strong
cuz your pelvis will need the boost
c'mooooon, taste this here spider milk

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>>41902760
Sure. But said gatekeepers are not going anywhere. So just write stories proving them wrong.

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>>41890428

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>>41902760
>>41902846
Not this shit again. Nobody is going to freak out if you just write a story with no sex or romance, it'll be just ignored most likely.
/tg/ garbage is extremely say to spot and only shitposting faggots claim there is an issue with murky waters or something.

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>>41902852
I'd love to be inside an apophis' tail

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>>41902872
Agreed. I'm not complaining about gatekeeping. I approve. I was just trying to covince the other poster to try and write good stories and not go tg or MGE hater route.

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>>41902852
Dangerous situation

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>>41902872
>/tg/ garbage is extremely say to spot

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>>41902910
Fuck, meant to write "easy"
I don't want to be sent to detention with all the delinquents

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>>41902872
It does feel like someone is trying to gaslight the thread about "muh gatekeepers" lately
I've seen it before

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>>41902910
i wanna annoy my haku teacher into rape correcting me but how do i do tho?

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>>41894524
No.

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>>41903026
Throw a brick through her window.

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>>41902979
Yup, it's likely gaslighting, also seen it happen before. Not much you can do aside from calmly explaining it every time.

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>>41902979
You do this every other week. Don't you ever get tired

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>>41903042
aside from just destroying her windows
what can i say to get that rape correction

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>>41903098
"Tonight I'm going to throw a brick through your window"

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>>41903132
u know wat, imma just give her my essay entirely in zoomer speak

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>>41890428

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>>41903139
For best effect you should wrap the essay around a brick and throw it through her window.

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>>41903174
nah, imma just give her it as a boof wrapping

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>>41902937
No, I'm not going to dress up as Tuxedo Mask. No matter how sexy the Sailor Slimes are.

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>>41902500
Sounds like the start of a horror game
>Curious man wakes up automaton
>She's on rape mode from lack of energy
>He has to avoid her until she goes back to sleep
>He'll be made to refuel every automaton on the island if he gets caught

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>>41903208
Don't worry, they know how to pamper you too

[Anonymous No.]

Post your best apophis pics please!

[Anonymous No.]

Gator doodle for someone

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>>41903208
>Give up ending, the "bad end" of you getting captured and milked by one of the bots' on the island, or maybe a small squad. Not all of them though, since after such a long time alone they aren't really keen on sharing.
>Escape ending, the "good end", where you find an old boat and get it up and running and leave the island. Unbeknownst to you, one of the automatons you were running away from stowed herself away on the boat. Enjoy daily life with your new robot wife.
>The secret end involves sneaking into the deepest parts of the facility, to refuel and restart the main generator, to fix the entire island's electrical grid, and best the now-active M.O.T.H.E.R. AI mainframe in a battle of romance (commonly known as a "date"). It's not an easy task, but the reward of getting an entire island of old automatons, and their overseer AI, all to yourself, is worth it.

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>>41903310
she cute but why she got the gold tooth?

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>>41903370
idk

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>>41903310
Louisiana shrimp?

[Anonymous No.]

Which one of you madmen paid for this.
https://sketchfab.com/3d-models/mge-manticore-f3a2fdaa61aa4b2dacc8a5c971618e6c

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>>41903310
Weirdly reminds me of the gator episode of Harvey birdman

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>>41903414
>that "hair"
>that western gobbo face
>those waxy ears
If anybody paid for this, he got ripped off

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>>41903414
>no naughty bits under the clothes
0/10 would ask for a refund if i were the one commissioning it

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>>41903461
Check out the tail bulb, looks the focus was put on the right part at least.

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>>41903454
this

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>>41903528
i really like this artist style

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>>41903026
Keep using words like 'tho' al thru yur esay

[Anonymous No.]

>>41890428
Almost missed it.
Happy Birthday to the Bestgirl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41896622
>>41896867
>>/jp/thread/S38012919#p38018927

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>>41903638
Really think we'll get another profile before a game update?

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>>41903592
>the haku just bursts into my house after i wrote the whole esay in zoom zoom speak

[Anonymous No.]

Don't believe her lies!

[Anonymous No.]

Are we on page 10?

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>>41903630
Wish that one artist that made all those paizuri animations of her kept doing it.

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>>41903664
Yes. That's what ha happened.

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>>41903677
Have it your way, then

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>>41903726
I'm still subscribed to his patreon in a vain hope he'll do something.

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>>41903664
Pyrow, Krampus and Pheonix all released before an update.

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>>41903638
>Ruprecht

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>>41903528
Horns too big
Also, no tail? How embarassing

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https://twitter.com/pio_blops/status/1596892535171198976?s=20&t=gAv0WnaedKmv-_YxLckYFA
cute moth family

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>>41903806
Right. But surely he won't do it again right?

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>>41903887
what's it matter? it's nice if he does much of anything

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>>41903867
Sounds like the seething of a hornlet.

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>>41903894
he's being paid to make it

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>>41903806
Also Bogie.

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw when you spy on a yandere monster and she looks into the camera

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>>41903904
by you?

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>>41903887
It's clear that KC is releasing MGs to try and cover up for the fact that he does not have an update.

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>>41903921
I mean, yeah?

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>>41903910
Bogie plus jumping spider

[Anonymous No.]

>pov: your library book is overdue

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>>41903915
>YOU CANNOT HIDE. I SEE YOU.

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>>41903915
>set up cameras to spy on a yandere monster while she's on her computer
>wait a second
>zoom in on her screen
>she set up cameras to spy on you while you're on your computer spying on her on her computer
Yanception

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>>41903949
I will be frank.wirh you. There is high chance that KC is coasting along not doing much cause of Patreon money.

Hence the releases of MGs is basically attempts at placation. I recommend you ask him to show progress or release even a partial update to show that he is actually working on the game.

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>>41903951
It's my book now. I'd like to see her try and get it back

[Anonymous No.]

YOU CAN - argue with the shitposter about one of his following baits: religion, "worldbuilding", untrue "retcons", politics, furry, giantesses, KC's patreon
OR YOU CAN - post some cows whose tits you'd like to fit entirely in your mouth to gargle on.
the choice is yours! you are after all - a free man, but are you a man of substance?

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>>41903998
Or we can post cait siths and jesus christ I really need to learn to draw to get more images.

Regardless, cait sith best girl I want her to sit in my lap and use me as a chair as 'punishment.' And other assorted light femdom shenanigans.

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>>41903998
ever noticed how often those shitposts are written with reddit spacing?

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>>41904029
i assume it's part of the 'joke'

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>>41903972
>There is high chance that KC is coasting along not doing much cause of Patreon money.
Lemme just check the publicly verifiable information
>$2,338 a month
Holy shit you are retarded and/or live with your mom.

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>>41904056
Now THIS is shitposting

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>>41890428

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>>41904061
Goopy goodness

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>>41904056
It's extra money cause KC does have a job from what I heard. Ultimately I'm just saying that lots of similar things were games not yet developed but are paid for upfront never go anywhere. Like Star Citizen.
I want the game to have an update but we haven't had one yet. We get some new MGs but people don't really do anything with them so basically a drought.

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>>41903998
horns and hooves does not a cow make
but the content of the heart and huge milky boobies

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>>41904072
Why take the bait? >41903998 literally went through his list of things he can accuse other people of doing in order to shitpost himself as a gatekeeper.
We all know that KC takes commissions and likely has a job on top of that. Everyone here has given up hoping he'll release at this point.

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>>41904072
MGE existed for a decade before the game was announced. You're an entitled newfag that bought into the memes about crowdfunding—meaning you're probably a crossboarder from /v/.

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>>41904072
even when it does get an update you'll blow through it in 2 hours and ask when the next update is. just dial it back and take it easy

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>>41903998
titty

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>>41904072
>but people don't really do anything with them
These threads are full of creatively dead subhumans. You can't even remember more than 3 profiles coherently. There are over 200 profiles, 3 world guides, and several side books. These materials cover not just plenty of girls, but countless magical spells and items, and interesting locations.
And that's without getting into the stuff people come up with on their own. Do none of you have any imagination?

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>>41904146
cow

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>>41904027
The only thing you furfag subhumans need is to fuck off back to your shitholes

[Anonymous No.]

>>41904181
i have concerns about this OR

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>>41904180
i often headcannon that wocks mouth tentacles have different accents than the main body and often speak the trurth of what the wocks really thinking, i say wurms are just the cows of dragons, and even made drew a desert variant. hell i even make some dumb little greentexts from time to time like the lich who likes big boobied jiangshi

[Anonymous No.]

>>41904187
or what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41904198
operating room

[Anonymous No.]

>>41904187
dont worry, miss lich is there if something goes wrong

[Anonymous No.]

>>41904075
very true
>>41904146
>>41904181
now these are the men we need, the quest of titty will bind us all together!

[Anonymous No.]

>>41904220
la vaca

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[Anonymous No.]

>>41904225
la vaca con kitsune

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>>41904180
>These threads are full of creatively dead subhumans.
you can't blame them, most people aren't very creative.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41904227
domesticated

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>>41904230
la vaca muerta

[Anonymous No.]

Why are angels like this

[Anonymous No.]

>>41904227
Too many japari buns

[Anonymous No.]

>>41904245
The sheltered ones always turn out a bit weird

[Anonymous No.]

>When you think about it, just about every part of Ocelomeh is a weapon.
>Sharp claws and tantalizing fur
>A frisky, tickly tail
Carnivorous fangs, a rough tongue, and hot steamy breath
>A vicious mind full of a berserker's instincts and a warrior's knowledge
>Add to that her actual weapons, capable of sapping your energy in a single blow, and you start to get an idea of what you are dealing with.
>Imagine getting struck from behind and promptly pinned
>She tears your clothes to shreds in an instant, and then gets to work
>Stroking, sucking, milking, edging, riding
>Taking her sweet time, only to switch in to high gear whenever she wants
>You are teased and battered over and over and over
>Cumming again and again until she's satisfied
>And then she takes you home
Just try not to fall in love

[Anonymous No.]

>>41904331
not so tough after some chin scritches and poking into her ear fluff

[Anonymous No.]

>>41904146
Remember to keep boosting up the bust stat of girls.
it makes it easier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41904368
>sausage-addicted harpy too fat to fly

[Anonymous No.]

>>41904377
>Her hubby loves it, gryphons hate her.
>Click to learn her technique

[Anonymous No.]

>>41904339
Good luck with that, shrimp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41904331
Oh yeah? Can she do this?

[Anonymous No.]

>What is a wave without the ocean? A beginning without an end?
>They are different, but they go together.
>Now you go among the stars, and I fall among the sand.
>We are different. But we go together.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41904075
Cow brown elf? Give me two please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41904331
Sure, nothing to be afraid behind a dragon-breath flamethrower. I'm gonna catch one and bring her back home to make in a good loving wife.

[Anonymous No.]

get creative

[Anonymous No.]

>>41904487
Who ? Why ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41903310
need a thick gator with an ever thicker New Orleans accent

[Anonymous No.]

>>41904495
what's her petname for you?
what's your petname for her?

[Anonymous No.]

i get concerned when she opens an eye

[Anonymous No.]

ANSWER ME

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>>41904545
try asking more interesting things

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>>41904435
>take off in the Neptune rocket
>computer reports sudden unidentified movement in the deep ocean - possible seismic activity?
>Gargantuan Leviathan jumps a mile into the air and pulls the rocket back down
You didn't think it would be that easy, did you?

[Anonymous No.]

Gentlemen
Lamias
thats it, thats the post

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I hate you anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>41904545
>ignore obsessive Shirohebi stalker for one hour
>15 calls unanswered, 30 SMS messages and 150 messages on any social media you use

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>>41904567
Why?

[Anonymous No.]

Do you like winter, anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41904556
Personally, I wouldn't leave the planet or shut down the quarantine enforcement platform. Like why would you ever do that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41904595
Absolutely. Best season.
t. houndfag

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>>41904595
Yes. I saw two deer today.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41904573
>tell hebi you took a nap
>she's annoyed but starts to let up
>mention you dreamt about another girl
uh oh

[Anonymous No.]

>>41904595
Yes, would be better with someone but still the best season with autumn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41904595
Warm bed, warm showers, and warm clothes. Yeah I like it

[Anonymous No.]

>>41904487
the last thing I want to do is explain my autistic OC lore/ fetishes applied to them

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>>41904631
get alt-creative then

[Anonymous No.]

>>41904604
>>41904607
>>41904614
>>41904619
Thank you for your replies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41904595
I like Winterstown where winter lasts forever, but Rata-chan needs to do a better job at luring tourists to the snowy retreat

[Anonymous No.]

>>41904669
is there much to do there besides getting cozy with the locals?

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>>41904730
They've got a good hockey team, there's lots of places to go ice skating, there's ice sculptures, all the trappings of high culture, really.

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>>41904669
>Visit the Ice Queen's palace! The Local Wendi's Bar& Grill or engage with the local wildlife that wander right into town!

[Anonymous No.]

>>41904730
>>41904750
>>41904754
>no mention of skiing/snowboarding
PLEBS

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>>41904754
>engage with the local wildlife that wander right into town!
That's no way to talk about Ms. White Horn!

[Anonymous No.]

>>41904795
It's the only way to describe her after she gets drunk and wanders the woods at night, standing on two legs with glowing eyes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41904750
Don't go to the hockey matches. The players are really foul mouthed

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>>41904795
>ywn be a whitehorns designated driver

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>>41904795
Ms. Whitehorn needs to snare herself a tourist as a husband!

[Anonymous No.]

>>41904808
>Who brought the fucking rocket?
>Fuck he looks cold I'll show him my warm front

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>>41904841
>Angry Yeti corners you after the game, ready to throw big fluffy paws.
Oh no!

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>>41904598
>stay on the planet and start a family with the sea empress
>tell your little space kraken daughters stories about how you used to be a spaceman from another planet
>your girls start playing around with all the leftover tech scattered around the planet
>they learn a lot faster than you expected
>your oldest even seems to understand how most of the alien tech works
>one day she tells you that she disabled the quarantine platform
>she shows you the old rocket blueprints that you'd forgotten about years ago, and asks if there are any human boys back on earth

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>>41904841
This is exactly what I mean. It gets even worse for male players since the team switched to coed locker rooms

[Anonymous No.]

>Let's disco.

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>>41904502
A New Orleans accent can say "sugar" and it sounds good so I would like to be called that very much
I'm no good with pet names myself though

[Anonymous No.]

>>41904879
I see, that would be a reason.

[Anonymous No.]

Dead girls deserve love too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41904901
>jubjub keeps bodychecking you up against the glass
i'm not even sure if she knows there's a puck

[Anonymous No.]

>>41904977
This was me when I was a kid playing NHL 2000 on the PS1

[Anonymous No.]

>>41904664
Slut

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>>41904977
This why I'd try for goalie. The other team wouldn't risk the all out brawl that kind of flirting would being

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>>41904977
>holds the stick between her boobs
she's a crowd favorite

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>>41904976
I wanna marry tetorii

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>>41905132
Y tho?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41904595
Yes, winter is the best season, and as it's already cold enough, I can link back to this post next time I complain about the summer heat.

[Anonymous No.]

What does it mean when a monster girl exhales steamy breath?
Is she overheating? Would a hug fix this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41905174
>Would a hug fix this?
Water balloon

[Anonymous No.]

>>41905171
Very dangerous Tiger

[Anonymous No.]

>>41904454
there is a second one, but i (sadly) don't have pictures of them both together.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41905174
It's cold outside, no, yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>41905174
She's cold warm her up

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>>41905183
>Elves are a prude species who only have sex for the sake or procreation
>Mother Nature gave them massive milkers and thighs that drive men wild
I bet she was drunk when making elves, that would explain the pointy ears too.

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>>41905204
nobody said Mother Nature was a good parent

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>>41905167
spooky

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>>41904556
>Leviathan grabs the rocket
>engage GATTAI protocols to collect your base and slap it onto your rocket so it's big enough for Levi-chan
>ultraboosters are GO
>fly into space with your big fish wife in the cargo hold that was once your living quarters, and still is in a way
>>41904879
that is also a good ending. teaching your daughters to fly so they can nab themselves a spacer boy. Reminds me of that story where a space explorer finds a slime creature that reads his mind and integrates with his spaceship's AI, and then they fucked the end.

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>>41905182
Dangerously cute

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>>41905204
do not believe their lies, Domesticated Elves are everything but prudes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41905194
>>41905202
Hugging a monster girl in the cold is akin to asking her in marriage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41905228
And ? Just hug the one you like

[Anonymous No.]

>>41905253
I can't choose

[Anonymous No.]

>>41905228
Good thing we're already married then

[Anonymous No.]

Need goth pyrow

[Anonymous No.]

>winter has begun
>everything is cold and miserable
Can we go back to comfy summer please? I miss going to the beach with my monsterwife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41905312
I live in Texas
Summer is NOT comfy

[Anonymous No.]

>>41905312
NO, winter good

[Anonymous No.]

>>41905323
Too spooky

[Anonymous No.]

>>41905312
for me, the sweltering heat of summer is far more miserable

[Anonymous No.]

>>41905287
Need Rock n' Roll Pyrow

[Anonymous No.]

>>41905317
>>41905335
Sweltering heat is much better than the cold and dampness of winter, at least in my experience.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41905368
No it's not, you can fight frost, not heat
>>41905332
She just want to show you the stars and The one who live among them

[Anonymous No.]

>>41905368
>Marshmallow Jackal Unboxing

[Anonymous No.]

>>41905365
Sorry anon we're sold out. You'll have to make do with preppy cheerleader ones

[Anonymous No.]

>>41905389
I refuse

[Anonymous No.]

>>41905368
Nah, the cold is more bearable and it's easier to warm up than cool down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41905312
The ultimate comfy is when you experience warmth while it's freezing outside.
That why you marry a fire wife then move to the snow region.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>41905432
Cute, not dangerous

[Anonymous No.]

>>41905287
Goth Pyrow fuckbuddy who keeps leaving black lipstick marks all over your body.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41905432
Beware of the deep sea coven.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41905410
Watch out for magma worms when you're exploring the lava regions. If one of them eats you, you'll never make it to the snow region.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41905454
I would a magma wurm; but only if her insides are glowing hot.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>41905566
Is that a flayer variant? Very cute.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>41905576
Tentacle Chimera from MGQ.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41904879
I would show them home…

[Anonymous No.]

I love dormice

[Anonymous No.]

>>41905222
>that pic
I don't get it

[Anonymous No.]

>>41905773
Sex positions I guess but I'm not sure what the middle cow wants

[Anonymous No.]

>>41905831
Her feet are off the ground anon... Dense anons are half the reason why extremist monsters exist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41905869
boobs make no sense still i give up

[Anonymous No.]

>>41905869
How is some frail anon who spends his days in front of a computer supposed to not only lift a cow elf, but also keep her off her feet while he breeds her?
We're just men, not sex machines.

[Anonymous No.]

Which monster would you walk home gently?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41905721
They're the cutest!

[Anonymous No.]

She's in the wall

[Anonymous No.]

>>41905918
Then the cow should lift Anon.
>>41905945
She is the wall.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41905934
>Other rodent monsters have disgusting tails that feel gross to touch
>Dormice have adorable soft tails
Best mouse.

>>41905945
It's ok Anon, the utter collapse of your consciousness and senses is only temporary.
Shog is forever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41905945
>She is the wall*

[Anonymous No.]

>>41905945
Time to bust a nut on the wall

[Anonymous No.]

>>41905958
>>Other rodent monsters have disgusting tails that feel gross to touch
Take that back right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41905945
Just the one? Well that's not to bad, i'll just paint over it with my Kiki.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41905983
Ratas don't count, their body is like 70% fluff

[Anonymous No.]

cursed elf, do not open

[Anonymous No.]

How do I keep a hag active besides sex? I gotta change the sheets some time

[Anonymous No.]

>>41906130
Nordic Walking

[Anonymous No.]

>>41906130
I just assumed monster girls kinda stayed at the "active 60 year old" stage until they passes away. I mean, 1000+ year old krakens are treated like they're hot 40 year olds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41905930
a very big minotaur
we will have a pleasant day out and then a peaceful walk around town at night

[Anonymous No.]

>>41906130
easy, take her out lots of dates where you walk, or just go on a level one adventure with her

[Anonymous No.]

>>41905930
A demon.
Walking you home to safety is considered a form of contract where she's allowed compensation of her choosing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41905945
Well tell her to keep it down, I can hear her fingering herself while I'm showering.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41906305
Stopping at a restaurant and treating each other to a nice dinner of course