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Post kappas

>> No.41913763

I love her bros

>> No.41913840

what if the kappa started to fappa

>> No.41913981

>>41909390
I wanna hang out with kappa

>> No.41914150

>>41913981
Why? They are short.

>> No.41914181

>>41914150
Imagine it anon
Giving Kappa piggy back rides and letting them ride on your shoulders while frolicking on the riverbank.
Then imagine snacking on cucumber with the kappa , playing with their cool toys, swapping stories and being shown their cool underwater homes!

>> No.41915611
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>>41913840
You get an even tastier cucumber.

>> No.41915657

>>41914181
But if you stay around short people too long, you start to shrink.

>> No.41916489

>>41915657
It's true! I used to be shorter than all my friends, and now they seem to have shrunk out of existence!

>> No.41916924

>>41916489
I wouldn’t mine being shrunken next to Nitori

>> No.41917311

>>41915657
Thats just a myth anon, in truth they are the ones to get shorter!

>> No.41918472
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>> No.41924668

Don’t let this thread die because if it dies Nitori dies

>> No.41924957

Reminder that you cannot disprove that Touhou kappas have three assholes like the mythological ones

>> No.41926780

>>41924957
burden of proof means that you must first prove that kappas have three assholes

>> No.41926786
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>>41909390
I never give kappas enough attention but I do really like them, if theres any group of youkai I want to hang out with the most it'd be the kappa!
I wonder if they like pickles?

>> No.41929776

>>41909390
A human-kappa hybrid would be the ultimate engineer
Nitori should make a lot of them

>> No.41931340
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>>41929776
We already have one around and she didn't turn out too well.

[Yeah this is a fan character, and yeah her first name is uninspired but I like her anyway.

>> No.41931765

>>41931340
But she’s evil.

>> No.41931834

>>41929776
Kappa are literally made to be be engineers in a construction company while humans actually make the buildings and items. God I wanna work with a kappa on a construction job

>> No.41934078
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>>41931834
I'm pretty sure they canonically can't work together for shit, and that they kept blowing up the bridge that they were contracted to build for the Moyira Shrine.

>> No.41935560

>>41934078
Hence why you get the adorable little things to design the projects while the human labor force actually builds it

>> No.41937731
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>>41935560
Fair enough. Hey, perhaps you could also sell salt to them to promote business relationships and basically do both humans and kappas a favour, as there would be no reason to harvest shikrodama and blood (which kappa find nasty and humans find deadly).

>> No.41937774
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41937774

>>41937731
it would be hard honestly as the only reliable method of harvest salt in gensokyo would be mining but with the help of the Kappa the adorable little munchkins should be able to help you find deposits buried underneath the rock and help you come up with a simple method of purifying it
Then we can all be superfriends and not have to worry about kappa stealing your asshole!
I love kappa!

>> No.41939987

>>41929776
Would Nitori be a good mom?

>> No.41942668
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41942668

I love kappas. I want to have at least six children with each of them

>> No.41942677

>>41939987
Somehow I don't see most kappa being good parents

>> No.41942690

>>41942677
Imagine the child labor...

>> No.41942737
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41942737

>>41931765
I can fix her.

>> No.41945132

>>41942737
You will not succeed

>> No.41946893
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>>41937731
once you get past their natural abrasiveness, Kappa seem like the only youkai species that could legitimately integrate into human society seamlessly
they would be great companions in the crusade to the stars

>> No.41947196

>>41945132
you wont tell me what to do

>> No.41949190
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>>41946893
Kappa are truly the best natural ally of humanity and deserve to be given a nice home where the river meets the sea while the willing get jobs as engineers in the aerospace industry and rightfully fawned over
God I wanna hug a kappa so bad

>> No.41951309
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>>41949190
Imagine introducing a kappa to vertical farming.

>> No.41951454
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>>41951309
they'd laugh. Vertical farming is such a fucking dumb concept. It will always be more expensive than farming on dirt. High calorie crops like wheat and rice are never farmed vertically. Growing crops with electrical power rather than sunlight is retarded. Food miles is a retarded concept the energy used transporting stuff across the globe is negligible compared to the power used by the grow lights.

>> No.41951481

>>41951454
that's why the idea when actually fleshed out is always attached to fusion energy and arcology living, rather than in isolation
no the gibbering popsci retards don't count, same as they don't count against your shit

>> No.41951559
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>>41951481
fusion already works it's just 8 minutes away. Go outside during the day sometime and you'll see a giant fusion reactor in the sky.

>> No.41951606

>>41951454
its not a retarded concept its just not worth it cost wise when its cheaper to just dirt farm
Now if you're in a situation where land isn't available or something then its feasible

>> No.41958477
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41958477

kappa bump

>> No.41961211

>>41958477
She won’t get anyone killed/get hurt herself right?

>> No.41962294
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41962294

Cooking up a storm!

>> No.41966309

>>41961211
I hope she doesn't.

>> No.41967279
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41967279

Sex kappa

>> No.41968058

>>41967279
Kappa are for pure not lewd
Delete yourself and your image

>> No.41968268

>>41968058
the ideal family is a human, a pregnant kappa wife, and numerous children

>> No.41968285

>>41967279
Damn, big sweaty kappa boobs!

>> No.41970107

>>41967279
Black tank top Nitori is horrible and overdone. Big dumb blue dress is better.

>> No.41970116

>>41968268
I can't refute that statement anon and you know that, why did you refute me in such a perfect way?
bad anon

>> No.41976306 [DELETED] 

No way https://youtube.com/watch?v=bPGCpBjHP0M

>> No.41976411

>>41976306
Oh sorry wrong thread and board

>> No.41976427

>>41976306
>>41976411
no, this is now a Grinch thread.

>> No.41976459

>>41976411
Grinch is prime otaku culture tho.

>> No.41981833

>>41976411
The Grinch is actually a kappa.

>> No.41985044
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41985044

Sorry Grinch. Gensokyo is Seiga's territory when it comes to stealing Christmas.

>> No.41993813

>>41909390
That's a Tinkaton.

>> No.41998012

>>41967279
Nitori wants to study genetics
Specifically your genetics, and learn how well it melds with hers

>> No.42001372

>>41985044
What do you mean? She left a gift, didn't you read that part properly?

>> No.42001379

>>41998012
Not interested sorry.

>> No.42001381

>>41926786
How quickly does Nitori gain a love for America after learning the vast majority of pickled vegetables in the U.S. are cucumbers?

>> No.42001684

>>42001381
Nitori would quickly organize a tour to taste all the kinds of regional pickles, and i'd personally love to take her to hoover dam, an aeronautic museum, and all sorts of things!

>> No.42001959

>>42001684
I would take her to the Titan II museum.

>> No.42002180
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>>42001959
Now that I think about taking her on a boat tour or something would also be fun, I bet she'd enjoy the beach and sailing on a good boat too!

>> No.42002214

>>42001959
Show her all the old, then take her to Starbase to witness the new

>> No.42010004
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42010004

>>42001684
The kappa on tour!

>> No.42010022

>>42010004
Mob kappas are always full of soul

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>>42010022
I bet they would make for a fun gag series.

>> No.42014339

>>42014311
Rolling

>> No.42018034

>>42014311
Rolling for kappafren
I didn't know i wanted a kappa series but now I do

>> No.42020037 [DELETED] 

>>41909390

>> No.42024084
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>>42014311
I like this one.

>> No.42027348

>>42014311
I like to believe the non-blue haired kappas are halfies

>> No.42027695

>>42014311
I do not like it as much. What I like about the Touhou characters is they all have a unique costume they wear which differentiates them all and are a big part of their popularity. Having a group wear the same outfit as Nitori, whom is my favorite, just kinda looks uncanny and stuff.

>> No.42027750
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>>42027695
Kappa outfits come off as something mass produced and modified like a school uniform on a highschool anime or something. Thats the feeling you get reading WaHH and seeing the kappa do cute kappa things
Kinda like the white wolf tengu who have a "look" but its different for each tengu

>> No.42027841

>>42027348
I support this idea, purely because it means you can woo Nitori with engineering and knock her up

>> No.42028286

>>42027750
Which one has the 18-incher

>> No.42028385
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42028385

>>42028286
18 inch rifled barrel?
No telling, I know Nitori prefers machine pistols so not her for sure

>> No.42032171

>>42028385
Pictured: Nitori as she gets ready to drive-by some Yamawaro.

>> No.42033891
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42033891

sleepy kappa

>> No.42034326

>>42033891
Wrong, that kappa is DEAD

>> No.42034912
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42034912

>>42028385

>> No.42036314

>>42034326
Pls no she’s my friend

>> No.42041976
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42041976

>>42033891

>> No.42041981

>>42041976
Woah so many dead nitoris

>> No.42047242
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42047242

!

>> No.42051415
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42051415

>>42047242
BIG

>> No.42056453
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>>42010022
I really, really, like the mob kappas.

>> No.42063060

>>42056453
More kappas are more good

>> No.42064228

>>42056453
Cute bagpa

>> No.42066510
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42066510

Nitori isn't happy anons keep looking at her like a sex object!
Nitori is super smart and creative and anons need to know she's not just a toy!

>> No.42066665

>>42066510
This Nitori is super duper cute!

>> No.42066749

>>42066510
I lewd Nitori specifically because she's super smart
I want my children to be super smart like her

>> No.42072827
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>> No.42072981

>>42033891
Tasty kappa feet and toes

>> No.42073075
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42073075

Dammit, everytime!

>> No.42075059
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42075059

Pushing herself too hard again tonight.

>> No.42076465

>>42072981
Leave them alone

>> No.42079317

>>42076465
I am going to lick them.

>> No.42082945

>>42079317
Nitori’s feet is not meant for sexualization.

>> No.42086621

>>42082945
Then why are they so sexy and lickable?

>> No.42086665
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42086665

>>42075059
This is me after inhaling solder flux smoke the entire night

>> No.42089219

>>42086621
stop

>> No.42089972

>>42089219
I will once nitori's feet stop being so sexy and fuckable

>> No.42095692

green kappa

>> No.42104379

I want to marry nitori.

>> No.42104510
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42104510

>>42089972
true

>> No.42104691

>>42104510
Nitori is upset because she hasn't has her feet licked yet....

>> No.42104720

>>42104379
2hus are very marriageable

>> No.42104757

>>42104720
Every 2hu is marriage material. Especially Nitori.

>> No.42112702

>>42066749
Is Nitori really mom material?

>> No.42113136

>>42112702
Yes. She is very fertile and she is gonna teach her kids economics and engineering.

>> No.42116208

>>41909390
I love her bros

>> No.42117458
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42117458

>>42112702
She'll try but her workaholic tendencies are strong.

>> No.42125330

>>42112702
Yes

>> No.42132177

>>41909390
stop harvesting men's balls

>> No.42132269

>>42132177
Kappa hate the balls immeasurably so if they can get salt delivered they'd happily agree

>> No.42139854

sm565657

>> No.42149685
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42149685

Kappamas!

>> No.42155082

>>42149685
Where is my gift?

>> No.42160543

>>42155082
I got an air fryer :)

>> No.42164507
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>>42160543
lol what a joke, Takane just gave me a super suit

>> No.42172357

>>41909390
Would give my shirikodama/10

>> No.42173349

>>42172357
She doesn't want it

>> No.42176701

Nitori is made for marriage and breeding. I am going to populate gensokyo with dozens of half kappa children.

>> No.42181904

>>42176701
>Nitori is made for marriage and breeding.
Nitori hates humans.

>> No.42182101

>>42181904
Thats not true. Nitori loves humans and wants to marry one!

>> No.42182116

>>42181904
From MoF:
>Kappa and humans have been sworn friends since ancient times, so let me tell you something.
She also warns Reimu and Marisa that the path ahead is dangerous.

>> No.42187164

>>42181904
She can't hate us because I love kappas.

>> No.42187185

>>42187164
What if she takes off her hat and has a wet bald spot under it?

>> No.42187219

>>42182116
she's just after your anal balls.

>> No.42187264

>>42187185
Still a girl and 3 holes

>> No.42187278

>>42187185
Kiss it

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