Monster Girl Thread

[Anonymous No.]

It's the Pharaoh!

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[Anonymous No.]

Request translation

[Anonymous No.]

I wanna sniff danuki breath!

[Anonymous No.]

>>42543341
oh its like one of those baby toys

[Anonymous No.]

>>42543320
I see what You mean but if They're described as Eros Crusader/knight using using magis tech (kinda like automatons weaponry) and blessings from Eros to fight alongside the extremist. Is it far enough from those roots >>42543315 ?

[Anonymous No.]

I wanna stick my nose in her mouth and take a deep whiff as she licks and sucks on my nose

[Anonymous No.]

The main quest is fun and all, but don't ignore the side quests
>A gremlin's plan went wrong, her island is now under the control of rogue automatons
>Young wendigo somehow wound up lost in the desert, she misses her family back in wintertown
>Pharaoh and apophis are at the climax of their bitter rivalry, any help to either side can change the outcome

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>>42543392
For me? It's the "What Happened Last Night?" quest chain that starts when you meet Satyros Rose at a bar, get hammered and wake up in a honeymoon hotel, then try to retrace your steps

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>>42543332
writers list and mega archive broke.

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If the only difference between an incubus and a hero is the type of magic, does that mean that every human that marrys a monster has the potential to become a "dark" hero?

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>>42543415
>Turns out you unsealed and fucked an ancient evil
You're better off forgetting about such things.

[Anonymous No.]

>get a good idea
>lighbulb shows up over my head
>suddenly a moth is humping my head
Oh bother

[Anonymous No.]

>>42543392
What quest is this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42543392
Yes, I will accept thy quest. Yes, I will accept thy quest. Yes, I… jeez, don't you have anyone else to help you?

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>>42543455
That is why I only ever have bad ideas.

Now if you'll excuse this purple snake told me that she wants to throw the Pharoh a surprise birthday party and she asked me to help her sneak into the palace and gain access to her chambers.

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>>42543496
It's crazy how long it took me to realize that the 'hood' of the apophis wasn't her arms and she wasn't just a literal snake with tits and a human head

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welcome to the desert lands Anon, this ancient realm has seen many rulers and great tales over its long history, but those times are long past now a new Pharaoh has risen, one who intends to unite the various factions and lead this lands in this new industrial age and has enlisted the aid of outsiders to help her do it, including (You)

[Anonymous No.]

>>42543534
what are these factions she wishes to unite?

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>>42543534
Kek, I'm not working with sandniggers. No thanks

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>>42543534
Even the anubis who love min-maxing would refuse to enter to throw away sacred traditions and enter the industrial age.
Mummies don't need any machinery to build pyramids, preposterous!

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>>42543552
The jackal girl raider tribes
The Jem'minotaurs with their Shorta husbands
The Fremen sandworm "riders"
The old colonies of the Goominion
A chuuni apophis who calls herself "the Sultana of Chaos"
Fundamentalist manticores who make their husbands wear full-body veils
A bunch of hellhounds in a flying pyramid who claim to be from "Wankanda"

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>>42543587
>those weird ptolemeic pharaohs up north

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>>42543552
>desert elf tribes
remnants of a once great empire that ruled these parts long ago, their martial skills are unmatched by are long obsolete, the pharaoh wishes to bring them into the modern age and be more productive, plus they keep raiding the cities for men and its really affecting the dating pool
>the conservative Anubis court
>>42543568 they are set in their ways are a major roadblock on the path of progress, the kingdom will never fully prosper under them
>the cat clans
once great traders they have grown fat and lazy off their wealth, its honestly a surprise a dragon or something hasn't swooped in yet, now their markets are bare, the docks empty and the entire cat quarter reeks of catnip
and a bunch of other weirdos >>42543587

[Anonymous No.]

>>42543567
>calls Pharaoh a sandnigger
>calls her Anubi guards autistic sandniggers
>leaves the court and refuses to elaborate

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>>42543587
Nuke this shit, nothing of value would be lost.

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>>42543173
It's the classic problem of protagonist-centered morality.
>I am Good, therefore everyone who opposes me must be Evil, therefore everything I do to them is completely morally justified
They don't even realize that they're literally having their protagonist slaughter a bunch of unarmed women and justifying it with "it's okay because they're of a different race".

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>>42543332
All Hail The Great Queen, the Imperishable, Khemrikhara, The Great Queen of Nehekhara, Queen of Queens, Opener of the Way, Wielder of the Divine Flame, Punisher of Nomads, The Great Unifier, Commander of the Golden Legion, Sacred of Appearance, Bringer of Light, Mother of Hawks, Builder of Cities, Protector of the Two Worlds, Keeper of the Hours, Chosen of Ptra, High Stewardess of the Horizon, Sailor of the Great Vitae, Sentinel of the Two Realms, The Undisputed, Begetter of the Begat, Scourge of the Faithless, Carrion-feeder, First of the Charnel Valley, Rider of the Sacred Chariot, Vanquisher of Vermin, Champion of the Death Arena, Mighty Lioness of the Infinite Desert, Empress of the Shifting Sands, She Who Holds The Sceptre, Great Hawk Of The Heavens, Arch-Sultana of Atalan, Waker of the Hierotitan, Monarch of the Sky, Majestic Empress of the Shifting Sands, Champion of the Desert Godesses, Breaker of the Ogre Clans, Builder of the Great Pyramid, Terror of the Living, Mistress of the Never-Ending Horizon, Mistress of the Necropolises, Taker of Souls, Tyrant to the Foolish, Bearer of Ptra's Holy Blade, Scion of Usirian, Scion of Nehek, The Great, Chaser of Nightmares, Keeper of the Royal Herat, Founder of the Mortuary Cult, Banisher of the Grand Hierophant, High Lord Admiral of the Deathfleets, Guardian of the Charnal Pass, Tamer of the Liche Queen, Unliving Jackal Lord, Dismisser of the Warrior Queen, Charioteer of the Godessess, She Who Does Not Serve, Slayer off Reddittras, Scarab Purger, Favoured of Usirian, Player of the Great Game, Liberator of Life, Lady Sand, Wrangler of Scorpions, Empress of the Dunes, Eternal Sovereign of Khemri's Legions, Seneschal of the Great Sandy Desert, Curserer of the Living, Regent of the Eastern Mountains, Warden of the Eternal Necropolis, Herald of all Heralds, Caller of the Bitter Wind, God-Tamer, Master of the Mortis River, Guardian of the Dead, Great Keeper of the Obelisks, Deaconess of the Ash River, Belated of Wakers, General of the Mighty Frame, Summoner of Sandstorms, Master of all Necrotects, Princess of Dust, Tyrant of Araby, Purger of the Greenskin Breathers, Killer of the False Godess's Champions, Tyrant of the Gold Dunes, Golden Bone Lady, Avenger of the Dead, Carrion mistess, Eternal Warden of Nehek's Lands, Breaker of Djaf's Bonds

And many, many more...

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>>42543640
>t.Order Expeditionary Forces member hoping and wishing to loot desert tombs and stuff artifacts into a museum

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>>42543675
Ah, the novel problem handled by Undertale even if it was a trashy game.
>Kill someone
>Suddenly people treat you like you just murdered their friend because you did
Too many stories treat this stuff like they forget people actually have an aversion to killing other people for the most part.

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>>42543675
What's even more hilarious is that these fucktards all hate Isekai but their stories are Isekai. All of them. Nearly all the Isekai traits are there, OP protags, natives are weak and helpless and only the protag can do anything and everything, protag has all the knowledge and can reverse engineer or build anything unlike the primitive natives, etc.

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>>42543707
>Too many stories treat this stuff like they forget people actually have an aversion to killing other people for the most part.
That's because most of those stories are written by people who played too many video games and killing is the simplest way to push the plot forward in that medium, so naturally it carries onto these shitfics.

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>>42543568
what if I other her a machine with a sweet +45% productivity bonus?

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>>42543332
>be Anon-ette, newly graduated Succubus
>her first Summoning opens, eagerly jumps through
>hot hunky Anon
>hot but gullible, as he rapidly agrees to sign a standard contract, no haggling
>long night of hot sexx
>early next morning, jumps back thru the pentagram to register her contract
>Senior Registrar sighs, shakes her head
>it's signed "Hugh Jardon"
>scrapes the bloodmark with a fingernail, it tastes like strawberry jam
>"Honey, you just got raped. Try to pay more attention next time."
>Seething Anon-ette stands by the Summoning spot
>the next Anon is going to get contract-fucked then thoroughly mana-drained

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>>42543682
All these titles, yet I can't find her most commonly used nickname: grandma.
Every kid in her kingdom refer to her as such, she doesn't have the heart to correct them even though it hurts her pride each time.

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42543762
>Cuck shit
Kys

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine this >>42540191
But on 4mon

[Anonymous No.]

>>42543762
>Hugh Jardon
I haven’t slept well as of late and my mind thought this said Hugh Neutron for a second.

[Anonymous No.]

Vakentines day is coming up

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>>42543831
We have a few monster girl valentine pictures; you shouldn't post a human.
Need ushi-oni homemade chocolates for valentines. You can't refuse her rape after tasting those.

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>>42543852
Twist: the chocolate box is really a Loli-mimic
>Anon sitting on a bench with a chocolate box in his lap
>sharp-eyed passersby notice the box is upside-down

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>>42543871
Evolution creates curious things

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>>42543893
Mod Mogal has a few new mimics

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>>42543913
Well what do you know, they did adapt

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>>42543913
>insert joke about the joystick

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>>42543913
I did not like their shog

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>>42543917
MMog even adapts to AI

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>>42543943
MMogal shogg
>character design is ok
>proper Mountains of Madness canon
>she eats the Anon - a bit of a problem, but could headcanon her into post-DL as the same as Sandworm 'eating' an Anon into an 'orifice'

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>>42544012
Wow nice a murder, really MGE friendly, fucking nigger.

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>>42544012
Shoggys exist in non-linear time so they are existing both pre- and post- DL
>Shoggy knows which Antartic Explorer Anons are/were/will-be closet Vore-fags and can do safe kinky roleplay appropriately
>Shoggys want their Anon inside them

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>>42544053
Can't you see the left panel where she is happy after the meal, no the shog murdered this men.

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>>42544012
Adventure time reference?

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Should weak Monster Girls fear the strong Monster Girls?

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>>42544075
Günter/Orgalorg/Shoggoth?
>IceKing-Anon would totally abduct that Shogg-Princess

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>>42544067
>>42544033
Looks like posting murders/gore is ok now.

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>>42544111
Not the first time but as long as It's the corpse of a men, It's mostly ok here Somethings never change

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>>42544053
>be Arctic scientist Anon
>lost, freezing, dying
>found by Shog
>opens up and wraps herself around her new Anon like a cut-open Taun-taun
>warm soft cumfy Anon

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>>42544075
I think it just a At the Mountains of Madness reference. IIRC there are eyeless penguins in that one.
Still fucked up that she just murdered that guy, though.

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>>42544179
there was an old comic where all the lovecrag gods were women
they had a little girl/pet shoggoth that kep eating peoples shoes

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>>42544199
Oh those silly Shogs, they ate my clogs!

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>>42544199
Shoe-goth?

[Anonymous No.]

Daily lilim appreciation post, also a reminder that (You) cannot escape

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>>42544276
She's gonna be super embarrassed when she sees that I got nabbed by a small rata first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42544276
Escape what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42544357
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5WcyVvWZJU4

[Anonymous No.]

>>42544276
I'm not trying to escape, she's just too lazy to come grab me. At this rate I'll have to break into Royal Makai and kidnap her instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>Best monster girls to bamboozle

>Best monster girls to be bamboozled by

[Anonymous No.]

>>42544276
I don't want to escape. She can keep me locked in her spirit realm if she wants.

[Anonymous No.]

My cheshire gf keeps telling me to "fuck the bugs" in a funny german accent, what does it mean?

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>>42543913
There are 100 lilims.
These 100 lilims were born over the course of a millennia.
It's thus safe to assume that 90% of them are over 100 years old.
Hags do not deserve appreciation.

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>>42544601
>These 100 lilims were born over the course of a millennia.
Was that number stated anywhere? Doesn't sound like much, given how DL and her hubby fuck all the time.

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When does the voting for this contest begin? The suspense is killing me. The SUSPENSE!

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>>42544639
It is difficult for monster girls to get pregnant; this is especially true for powerful monsters.
An average of 10 years for the DL to fall pregnant sounds fair since she's by far the most powerful.

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>>42544658
Is that how we're doing it?

[Anonymous No.]

Walking into a monster-run steakhouse and loudly asking if they have vegetarian options!

[Anonymous No.]

sex with old flabby monster princesses

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>>42545029
That's how magus said it would go. A PollMe.

[Anonymous No.]

remember what you lift for

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>>42545042
Know how meat from herbivore animals tastes better to human tastebuds?
I bet it's same for vegetarian cock to meat-loving monsters. Expect a lot of ravenous blowjobs.

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>>42545073
>monster wife insist on you changing your diet to make your cum take specific taste she likes

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>>42545052
Never ask a girl her weight (in metric tons)

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>>42545133
>tfw no neutron star gf

[Anonymous No.]

I asked a pyrow out and she said I "Gotta get with her friends"
Someone translate.

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>>42545167
Ask her what she wants what she really really wants

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>>42545173
Ask her what she wants, what she really really wants?

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>>42545133
I won't date a hebi unless she steps on one of those industrial scales that show the weight in big large numbers.

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>>42544579
>Best monster girls to bamboozle
Lilims
Demons
Vampires
Anubi
>Best monster girls to be bamboozled by
Sandworms
Tanukis
P'orcs
Lamias

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>>42545209
You'll never date a hebi then because they don't have legs and feet to step with.

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>>42545242
How can a sandworm bamboozle you? They're among the most straightforward girls out there.

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>>42545249
Because you were just answering the ad for cheap rental property in your area.

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>>42545167
Invite her friend group to some sort of party, like a board game night. Pyrows love this nerd shit, and when the girl you wanted to ask out learns that you didn't invite her to nerd shit, but invited all of her friends instead, she'll consider you too dense to be allowed to be single, and will become your girlfriend on the spot. It's not the intended route but this exploit works about 90% of the time and the remaining 10% skip the GF stage entirely going straight into marriage, or end up in a Pyrow harem ending, so be careful out there.

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remember chubby monsters are better cooks

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine walking up to a Lamia or any of the other snake Monster Girls and showing her this video.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQUJMa_roZo

Wonder how she'd react.

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>>42545042
>vegetarian option
They throw you out the backdoor into the garden
You're locked in there with a horny Greenworn

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>>42545249
When I'm less than 100 yards from the safety of town roads after a long journey of traveling the sands for over a month, only to get gobbled up by the hungry worm that stalked me the entire way, letting me know that she was stalking me the entire journey, not verbally but with earthquakes and tremors. Making think the entire month they she's gonna pounce. And just when I think I'm gonna make it to safety, when I get that glimmer of hope, just a few steps away, BOOM. I'm worm food.

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>>42545250
The verb "slither" sounds dirty though.
>She slithered onto the scale
>She slithers her way home
>She was slithering when she met him
It just doesn't feel right to write that.

>>42545271
Being generous with butter, cheese and ranch sauce doesn't make her a better cook.

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>>42545167
It means that one of her friends is a Bicorn

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>>42545270
Truly friendship (wifedom) never ends.

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>>42545304
Slither is correct. Slide would be appropriate too.

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>>42545304
i subscribe to the "Dont trust a skinny chef mentality"

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>>42545306
Could be a smoke hobo too.

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>>42545315
Smoke hobos only deal in youkai.

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>>42545270
Pyrows would have been better off as a harem with the guy never realizing his circle of "friends with benefits" have become fixtures in his life. The old we should get married and have kids as a joke memes are proof enough of that.

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Post pics of your cutest but also slimiest sandworms!

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>>42545383
I have very few sandworm pics that can be posted on a blue board.

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>>42543332
Pharaoh of the sea.

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>>42545404
That's the problem with monster girls who refuse to wear clothing.

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>>42545404
That's okay, fren. Thank you for your contribution!

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>>42545422
It just gets digested when she wears them though!

[Anonymous No.]

slav shog and french kiki

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>>42545411
she keeps the crocs in line

[Anonymous No.]

Rejecting both Shog AND Kiki.

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>>42545383
I normally wouldn't respond to one of these requests, but I'll make an exception in these trying times.

[Anonymous No.]

LONG tail

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>>42545411
But that would be otohime...
Nobody likes miss otohime...

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>>42545432
As a Slav I like the idea of a local Shog.

[Anonymous No.]

Be nice to the sandworms when I'm no longer around, okay? Give them a mention from time to time, and be kind. They love you. And they can get lonely, so please don't forget them.

I just wish I could have truly loved them like I wanted.

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>>42545461
You ok, anon?

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>>42545453
Otohimes are gorgeous, powerful and own underwater casinos.
What's more to love?

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>>42545461
This anon is going to his monsterwife
May we all find finality

[Anonymous No.]

>>42545441
This artist's jabberwock is fantastic. I hope they're doing OK out in the ether.

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>>42545490
this is why i love jabberwocks, they are soft and pudgy dragons

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>>42545465
Yeah, it's just time I move on from this stuff.

>>42545474
Oh no, not that kinda farewell.

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[Anonymous No.]

Kakuen banana intelligence agencies created the “return to monke” movement via dissemination of memes as propaganda
You’re being lied to. Don’t fall for their gorilla tactics!

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>>42545562
That sounds like monkey business to me.

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>>42545560
I'm a worthless piece of shit.

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>>42545577
Me too anon, we wouldn't be here otherwise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42545577
bogeybait

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>>42545562
i just will spank the monkey

[Anonymous No.]

>>42545577
>Devil Bug would like to know your location

[Anonymous No.]

>>42545562
Instructions unclear returning to monke.

[Anonymous No.]

I heard there are horny, single noblewomen in my area.

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>>42545560
Don't trust her.
Remember the saying: if her sclera is black, watch your back.

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>>42545592
I couldn't stand such a beautiful and kind girl like Bogey wasting her time on me.

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Succubus, Imps, Majins. Why I found them so amazing and attractive?

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>>42545613
I heard that too but all i am doing is toiling in the fields and hitting a log in a hill till my fists give out

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>>42545635
Do we have a clear definition of majins?
My mind jumps straight to Android 21 when I think of a monster girl majin.

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Why are spider maids so good?

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>>42545649
IIRC, in the MGE "majin" monsters are superficially identical to humans.

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>>42545490
I hope to see a Gazer from him someday.
>>42545649
Majin type are stated in a Q&A to simply differ little from normal human women in terms of looks. Basically, she has to put minimal effort to pretend she's human.
Majin family didn't get an official clarification to my knowledge, but it appears it's a narrower category where physical changes to a monsterized woman are even more negligible, e.g. Akaname is a Majin type, but her obvious physical feature means she doesn't qualify as Majin family.

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I hate my job but if I want a kiki I need to keep It and put a lot of work into It. I will need even more alcohol to keep up.

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how do i deal with my totally highschool aged classmates who use nokias 3130s and flipphones

[Anonymous No.]

>Sleep schedule completely out of wack
>No signs of it getting any better
I need me some Weresheep wool blankets, pillows, everything. I need my waifu to forcibly put me to sleep each night at a decent hour.

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>>42545719
>Get a kiki
>Work hard everyday to impress her
>Come back just to eat and sleep a few hours
>Drink more and more to help with the stress
>She almost never see you
>Die from an heart attack at work
>Kiki is now free and really happy

[Anonymous No.]

I used to find her annoying but now all I see when i look at her is sex. What happened?

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[Anonymous No.]

>42545719
>42545870
>42545898
are we being raided or something?

[Anonymous No.]

Remember to be a potato farmer in mge

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>>42545923
I didn't wrote anything wrong, not my fault if a retard made this green text.

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>>42545923
It seems to be just one guy but maybe.

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You would relax in the cold weather cuddled up with your wife right anon?

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>>42545923
shit last post was meant for a different thread sorry

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>>42545986
No.

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>>42545986
Yes, that’s why I love chubby monsters

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>>42545929
Didn't KC write a weirdly detailed article about potato growing in MGE?
I at least recall the drawing he made for it.

[Anonymous No.]

Which mamono + voice actress combination would make you instalose?

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>>42545986
I can't get enough of this dorkpire.

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>>42546063
Potatoes are god-tier.
t. grandson of a potato farmer

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[Anonymous No.]

would you a potato monster girl?

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine just suddenly gaining a body guard that follows you around

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>>42546131
>>42546063
>>42545929
https://monstergirlencyclopedia.miraheze.org/wiki/Intimacy_Vegetable
Everyone would want to grow some potatoes with their wife after reading this.

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>>42546166
Spud-tan

[Anonymous No.]

Monster girls love you anon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>42546227
>>42546227
Shes always there for you, even in the harshest winters

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>>42546202
i'm still not sure what i need protection from but it's not as if i could stop her anyway

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>>42546202
I've always like to have a Red or Blue Oni (can't decide) or a Kunoichi as a bodyguard

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>>42545803
>nokias 3130s and flipphones
They're just poor. Real hags keep coins in their purse for payphones.

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>>42546259
But they are not real so their love is fake.

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>>42546202
I'd just be her bodyguard instead
>>42546306
>They use coins from empires long since dead

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>>42546313
it's because of that their love is the truest of all.
reality gave love a try and they blew it

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>>42546313
They're real in my mind, therefore, their love is also real.

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>>42546275
And in an emergency, she can produce enough electrical power to maintin the functions of an automaton!

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>>42546152
I like this elf

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>>42546306
>Implying they don't have their own trained homing pigeon
Eagle or falcon instead for the haughtier hags.

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>>42546342
>spud tan powered robutts
truly a blending of nature and the artifical
>>42546351
>Not Wyvrens
damn they are really broke

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>>42546390
Even a fat lazy slob of an anon would be motivated to get in shape if his workout partner was a cute monster girl.

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>>42543392
Secret ending where the hero gets confronted by all the monster "NPCs" he impregnated along the way

[Anonymous No.]

Secret ending
Hero marries the demon dragon villain and together they rule the kingdom
and it goes better than they thought they would

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>>42543913
>>42543979
>>42544012
Why is nobody calling out these ant sized comics?

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>>42546495
Nobody was reading them.

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>>42543392
imma do the side quests in the dumbest ways

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>>42545461
Don't go! You need to stay and post all the sandworm content.

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MGE the game
Journey from [GENERIC TOWN] to royal makai with to meet the confront the demon lord!
62 ENDINGS!
Charcter creation for both the MC and several encounterables!
DLC1: Lescatie Night life
DLC2: Dragonia tour
DLC3: Druella's quest for love (and cake)
DLC4: gathering of lilims
Buy now for $???

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>>42545510
Oh. Well good luck on your future endeavors and hobbies then.

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>>42545461
>>42546542
It sucks to realize that eventually someone isn't going to renew the threads. It makes me sad when anons (especially old-guards) leave. One less person to interact with, and one less person who will remember the waifus.

I wish I could make the portals open, but since I can't, I wish people would continue receiving fulfillment from the setting so that others could discover it.

Anon, you gotta stay and keep her alive.

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>>42545461
>>42545510
Please don't go. The worms need you. They look up to you.

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>>42546598
Where is wonderland DLC?

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>>42546641
Wonderland is the expansion pack, it's the Shivering Isles of MGE

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>>42546598
it updated?

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>>42546649
$5 Cheshire audio pack of nothing but songs about Cheese.

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I like the vaguely medieval fantasy aesthetic mge has but I want a bronze age area so I can visit not!Crete to see topless Minoan women

[Anonymous No.]

How would cucks and people who cheat on their partner be handled?
How would the monsters react to something like this? Pretty badly I'd assume as it'd go against their very being

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>>42546693
Brain correction.

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>>42546685
What would such an area be?
>A large city
>An entire country, if not an empire
Would it be ONLY minos or would it also include other species decked out in bronze armor that exaggerate their breast size?

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>>42546704
>Medical Sabbath has proven cuckoldry and unfaithfulness are literal brain damage

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How angry would Mrs. Lich be if I just took one of her zombie daughters to use as an onahole without telling her? She’s got so many she wouldn’t really notice just one zombie missing would she?

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>>42546738
I don't know, also I don't think that zombies are binded to a lich in the first place. How do you explain that zombie farmers herd hundreds of them at the same time?

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>>42546738
She would be very distraught, look at how she refers to them, daughters

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>>42546772
What's the point of farming zombies?

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>>42546838
If you don't keep them all in one place they wander off and cause traffic accidents

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>>42546838
this>>42546852
also milk as well cute zombies that roam around

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>>42546738
KC has more or less said zombies can turn into liches, right?

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>>42546864
You could have a nice and wholesome herd of holsts.
You instead decide to be a dairy zombie farmer...
Nobody in their right mind would buy undead milk anyways.

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>>42546868
nah, wights, liches if i remeber they come from womans who go all the way with magic and get their souls into containers

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>>42546925
>No one would buy undead milk
lol lmao
kefir

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>>42546838
Zombie milk

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tfw one of my bapho commissions is too big to upload here and I'm a bit too lazy to upload it somewhere so I could easily share it here

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>>42545635
I think it’s a case of less is more. Those three groups tend to get derided for being “cosplay tier,” but their features being more subtle has its own appeal. It’s taking an already hot girl and adding a subtle monstrous edge to them. A tongue that’s too long, unnaturally long, soft hair that almost seems to move on its own, hypnotic eyes with an unusual vivid hue that pull you in the longer you stare, lips that loose honeyed words in dulcet tones that captivate your mind.

And by the time you realize something is amiss, they’ve already got you.

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>>42543534
Find me a sandworm and I'll do it. No sandworm, no deal.

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>>42547010
>Open picture in any decent image editor software
>Save as JPEG
>Lower quality to reduce file size

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>>42543332

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>>42547097
I'll take one Creepy Crawly, please

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>>42547097
hey man redcaps may have an aggressive opener but part of the deal is that they chill out later

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>>42547143
your father, now go to your room and think about the fact i have to explain to the king that his daughter is part Kobold now

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>>42547150
>HI, demon of death, bringer of destruction, claimed of men, etc., etc., I'm dad!

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>>42547209
Being dad to an aggressive species of daugtheru, one of your chunni hellwan daugthers has abducted your neighbors son and now you have to go knock on their door and return him. Why must she take after her mother and not be like her other sister.

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>>42547274
Nah. me and his dad made a deal once we saw them together and how they got along to let them get married young

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Kefir straight from the tap

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Pharaoh covering me up whenever I go out so that I don’t tan in the sun.

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>>42547331
Demons are proof that extremists are based and good.

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>>42547342
I bet undead milk has a otherworldly taste to it that can’t be described, that somehow her milk tastes like some type of juice instead of milk.

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>>42547342
>>42547366
The taste sure is something, but it has to be full of protein.

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>>42547365
devils too! they're the cutest.

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>>42547366
witches need all types of milk for experimentation.
undead milk has the benefit of never expiring that sure beats powdered milk

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>>42547274
much to her mother's displeasure, id take the cutewan in and pamper her for being such a lovable fluffball.

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>>42547331
>>42547365
>>42547384
Please remind me, why is bad make pacts with them?

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>>42543332

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>>42547342
Being a zombie herder in MGE land is my wildest dream, imagine having to care for the necessities of a whole herd of zombies wearing cow print bikinis
Keeping them well supplied of mana could be hard, but hard work is nice

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What are harpies? We just don't know because the last documentary guy got kidnapped by one

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Behold, the mofustein.

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>>42547365
Demons are proof that extremists are a shit, because they shouldn't come saddled with that baggage.

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>>42547477
Is wearing another girls outfit cultural appropriation?

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>>42547488
I'm suddenly very thirsty

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Dorkpires.

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>>42547425
To be fair there are some bad parts
>Can't refuse her sex
>You're contractually bound to be happy; she won't let you wallow in sadness
>You're mostly free to do as you please, but on paper she owns you

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>>42547425
Demons in general fiction that present contracts to sign exploit loopholes to fuck you over.
Demons in MGE write contracts that are beneficial to both parties, but will still use loopholes to make you happy in ways you wouldn't see coming.

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>>42543332
Impregnating ancient evils.

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>>42547425
On paper? It’s not, because MGE monsters are nice. But it’s still a magically binding contract, so make sure you like what’s written on there before signing. The contracts are enforced by other demons and devils, so they won’t make it binding if she were to put something truly awful in there. Not that she would. Demons and devils like men to fall into depravity and grow addicted to being indulged by them. Especially devils. They are the most likely canon candidate for something like the feeder succ meme. They’re the types of girls to double and triple down on your fetishes, because they get off on you going nuts for that stuff. Whereas a Kiki wants you to become a self-sufficient Chad, Demons and Devils will indulge you until you become dependent on them. Not always though. If you were to put your life goals into the contract, they’ll go overboard trying to fulfill that too.

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>>42545929
Yes.
Develop big muscular forearms digging potato fields.

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>>42547556
I'll do my civic duty and marry an ancient evil

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>>42547556
The only way to truly defeat an ancient evil is to pierce their heart (womb) with your holy sword (penis) and fill it with light (semen).

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>>42547566
>Whereas a Kiki wants you to become a self-sufficient Chad, Demons and Devils will indulge you until you become dependent on them.

1 - That's based.
2 - Isn't this what Soggoths do rather than Demons/Devils?vwonkk

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>>42546960
I wanna see kiki vs shog national championship in 4d chess with multiverse time travel

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>>42547331
Thank you for posting this. I hadn't been watching him/her, and sent a commission request. Hopefully the thread and a certain someone will get a nice surprise in a few months.

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>>42547598
There’s some overlap. Both do it in their own ways. Shog is more extreme since she assimilates your household, but I don’t think she normally sets out to make you dependent by intention. That’s just a consequence of her wanting to serve you in every way she can. Demons and devils seem to do it with the targeted intention of making you "fall" (in love, from their doting), and are more openly domineering about it, even if she is the one donning a pink apron to serve you in the kitchen.

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>>42547547
>>42547566
This is why MGE demons make the best waifus. Prove me wrong.

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Gote.

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>>42547715
Post the best goat

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>>42547728

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>>42547693
Yep, I'll do it

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>>42547742
You motherfucker

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>>42547693
I can’t. They went from like spot 20 to spot 2 over the years, and I’m addicted to the strong snusnu types. They’re consistently the best girl in any fan works they appear in too.

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>>42547766
I started with manticores, moved on to hellhounds, and then settled on demons. I'm sure I'd be very happy with any of the three. I also have a thing for yetis though. Not sure how that would work.

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I wish to marry and impregnate a baphomet!

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>>42547823
Out of baphos, we have lots of satyroses left

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>>42547425
Who said there was anything bad about doing so?
In fact, the moment your quill scrawls your name onto enchanted parchment is a moment she will never forget.

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>>42547829
I will accept a loli satyros

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>>42547800
there's something not quite right about those digitigrade legs, but the rest? i like very much

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>>42547766
>I’m addicted to the strong snusnu types
Demon with large muscles would be absolutely perfect.

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>>42547687
The fact I recognize what animation that frame is from disgusts me.

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>>42547836
I grew up in a very catholic family and study in some kind of church-school so my thoughts about demons were extremely negative.
But look at them

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>went down a rabbit hole (pun intended) about rabbit behaviors
>they are extremely hierarchical
>there is always a sub and a dom, even if it’s platonic
>dom chases sub, circles them, demands to be groomed, dry humps even if the dom is female, etc.
>dom is often a female

I’m going to chase wererabbits around and bully them until one gets fed up enough to mount and dry hump me.

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Warning, you are entering hound hunting grounds

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>>42547693
they also make the best Mom's

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>>42547929
The best Mom's what?

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>>42547599
Shogg Anons end up becoming slime.
>canon
A physical change will occur among those who continue to receive their service. There is not any apparent change in appearance, but, for example, if cut with a sword, it will pass through their body without damaging them; as if they had become a slime. When being served with the shoggoth's body, at the place where one has been touched, it will feel like one's body is melding together with the shoggoth's body, resulting in an experience of pleasure similar to sexual pleasure.
Once a man has experienced this pleasure, he will start to constantly desire their service. The master himself will probably be the one to desire sex, which will involve melding together even more deeply. When having sex with them, it is like one another's genitalia melt together and becomes vague...

>Nope. Kiki wins.
> Shoggs only shapeshift into 'maido-look' because they are trying to replicate being Kikis

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>>42547939
momwifes

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>>42547939
>waggy saggy

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>>42547939
spaghetti

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>>42547907
That's silly there are no animals to hunt in the city

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that automatons cannot see you if you hide in a cardboard box. Even if the box is moving.

[Anonymous No.]

Probably going to have something exceedingly stupid and garish written by this evening for you all.

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>>42548064
While I can't tell you what to say, understand that vocalizing things internalizes it as truth.

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King of the hill
the dramatich story about how one man wanted to clear his garden of pests and ends up with a harem of ant girls

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>>42548064
I got an exceedingly stupid idea for a story as well, but I should finish other stuff first.

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>>42548079
Imagine an entire colony of Peggy antgirls.

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>>42548079
Beavis and Butthead
>This is it Beavis. We're finally gonna score.

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I hear some heretical sects of the Sabbath worship Shub Niggurath. Be careful.

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>>42548185
>beavis and butthead goes to wonderland

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>>42548204
imoutos are boring.
Onee-chans are love.
Praise Shub Niggurath.

[Anonymous No.]

I wish to find out what exactly happens If I feed a human heroine a mixture of prisoner fruit, corruption fruit, extra thick holstaur milk and raging shrooms.

[Anonymous No.]

Did anyone know that there was a minecraft mod with a fair amount of monster girls in it?
https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/mc-mods/grimoire-of-gaia

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>>42548204

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>>42548222
Agreed.

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Holy milk...

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What I wanna know is where's the cavegirl?

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>>42548250
don't forget to order some intimacy fries to go with that shake. turn her ass into a huge butt to rival that of an elf

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Anybody has that picture of a goddess saying it's ok to be level 1 (or something along those lines)? I think it was a screencap from some eroge.

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>>42548502
probably lustgrimm/lustfriend or one of those derivatives

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>>42547509
>portals open
>they've seen all (you)r dorkpire posts

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>>42548575
what's she going to do without an invitation? stake her grievances to my door and hope i read it?

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>>42543675
>SV ambushes a greeworm and kills her
what a brave hero!who killed that parasite that was eating the poor farmers vegetables that said poor farmer worked so hard all year long!
>FF kills werepup and her family
Another brave souls who defeated the savage beast that were terrorizing the streets at night!
>Anon kills and tortures a succubus
A true hero among men that one! he who withstood the corruptive influence of the vile succubus and cleansed the land from her taint!

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>>42548575
and will only find seven proxies.

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Can't let you do that Star Anon!

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>>42548636
>SV ambushes a greeworm and kills her
Wait what? What is SV?

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>>42548706
Now Anon's playing with the big dogs.

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>>42548715
why care?

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>>42548733
Mofu witch.

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>>42548255
did you know there's also a lewder version, that you can find in the modded-minecraft general thread? at least, there was last time i looked there...

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>>42548093
It's not so much of a story as it is just a blurb.

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>>42548856

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>>42548856
Fuck the police

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>>42548861
She's fast!

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>>42548861
my favorite never ever, even more than mgerpg.

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Yetis

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>>42548848
Blurbs work too.

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>>42548575
Yeah, I have only two options, take the vampire that comes after me out with my meat stake or become her bloodbag and be putty in her hands.

[Anonymous No.]

What's a good racial slur for Undead monsters? I was thinking something like rotters.
let me cook I just want to find a way to set myself up with a Ghoul or a Lich that wants to "correct" me.

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>>42548204
>>42548276
Give Pochi some DE please the poor woman could really use it.

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>>42549023
Butler-fuckers for the vamps.

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Alright fellas, I'm making the poll for the contest now. The only problem is that pollme only allows 24 characters per selection. Would everyone be alright with the author's name instead of the full title? I'll post the name and title with the poll when I get it up.

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>>42549114
Author name is likely the best bet.

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>>42547766
Who is spot 1?

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>>42549114
>>42549123
Looks like it means the links directly in options are right out. Nicks of the authors should be fine as long as you have a way to put the links to the stories in a convenient place.

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>>42549096
But that's the truth, not a slur!

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>>42549114
>>42549161
I agree, links in the OP post for the poll should do the trick, Anon. Will Anubis Moe Anon also be briefly updating the site for the vote? (I am not the Anon putting up the poll)

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Never mind, I got it working. I think. Voting time is finally upon us! Rev up those spectacles and get reading! I'll leave this open for a week or so, given that there are only a few entries and none of them seem too big to read.

https://pollme.app/p/iC0eN0ZIl6

I'd like to thank everyone who participated, and even the people who started something but didn't finish it. I encourage everyone to finish and post anyways; you've already come this far, might as well go the extra mile.

Writing can be hard, and it's even harder when you get backlash or indiference. The important thing is that you keep working at it. When I started writing, I was only getting two or three replies per story, and at least one was some guy telling me to fuck off. No one who wrote for these threads became famous for one story. I'm closing in on a million words at this point, and I still make mistakes and struggle to find the right words. I hope that this doesn't turn out to be a one time thing, and that some of you stick around to write more, even if it is just a story every few months. Lord knows we need it. End sappiness, let's get reading!

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>>42548899
Huggle the yetis!

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>>42548575
I've never understood the point of head wings. What actual function do they serve?

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>>42549181
Nice! I assume we shouldn't vote for ourselves?

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>>42549181
How do you personally deal with sensation of being ungodly mentally tired after writing, Magus?

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>>42549190
Status.

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>>42549197
If you entered it would probably be a bad idea to vote at all, especially in the scenario we get like 30 actual votes.

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>>42549216
I was going to vote for someone else's story that I enjoyed, but I will refrain if that's preferable.

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>>42549197
I don't have any qualms with it. I suppose it would be a bit more sporting to vote for someone else, but there's no way I could regulate that. Up to you, but I imagine that it won't really matter in the grand scheme of things.
>>42549205
You get used to it. The hardest part is starting again after you publish. You put something up and take a break for a day or two, and next thing you know, two weeks have gone by since you've written anything.

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>>42549197
I'm not cause I would feel like a tool if that was the only one I got. But seriously, I'm just gonna pass on it cause I think it'd be silly of me.

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>>42549225
>I imagine that it won't really matter in the grand scheme of things.
https://youtu.be/HU-Sc8BLPF0?t=130

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>>42549240
As long as everyone is honest and votes for someone else, it all washes out. There's only five of us after all.

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>>42549197
>>42549216
>>42549221
>>42549226
Okay, point taken. Don't vote for yourself seems to be the consensus, so I'll pivot to that. Votes are rolling in, so it seems everything is in order.

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>>42549190
i believe they can be used to emote like eyebrows. demons and devils can fly with butt wings, but mostly magic

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>>42549190
stop the neck getting tired during blowjobs.

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>>42549181
I'm not Magus, but good luck everyone! I'm glad you participated too! I really enjoyed this, writing and reading, and we got some good stuff. Even if you don't win, I hope you'll consider continuing writing!

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>>42549287
It's tiring and I feel like I'm walking on eggshells with too many parts of the community including KC who will get pissed off for random reasons.

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>>42549301
Write it anyways, I'll give you some positive feedback. And it's not random, he literally tells you what not to do.

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>>42549301
Just don't commit the cardinal sins of NTR, brutality, or the big stuff. You can write some of the unmentionables like butt-stuff (like tentacle girls, who are very unappreciated!), but don't post it here.

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>>42548995
https://archiveofourown.org/works/44718817

I apologize in advance for the lack of quality, but I've had this stupidity in my head for the past few days and I needed to get it out somehow.

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>>42549339
>fire teen
>fire balrog
>fire bird
next girl will be fire fox.

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>>42548856

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>>42549301
No gore/violence/snuff, no ntr, no furry, what's so hard about that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42549301
You sound like a fag that just wants to write tripe with bad fetishes or misery porn because you're incapable of not being a sad sack of shit.

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>>42549370
>>42549363
you're the fags who break down crying when a writefag dares introduce an element of conflict into a story

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>>42549421
Shit art, nice manface faggot.

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>>42549412
Conflict is fine, wars and such are fine, but as the swords/weapons are demon silver their is no death/bloodshed, if you are writing in the death just to have it there when it serves no purpose other than being their just to have it there then that's where the issue lies as the monsters are fighting wars to aquire human men and it would defeat the purpose of the invasion/war to harm them, and it would be pointless and evil to harm those who don't want to harm you.

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>>42549351
Kitsune-bi is technically just that.

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>>42549468
Here's a conflict that doesn't need death.
An Order cultist/member/paladin etc gets kidnapped by the monster girl who fell in love with him. Only he is so far down the hole of Order propoganda and refuses to listen.
But the MG is kind of horrified by their brainwashing and vows to save them, knowing that if they let him go it will only get worse. This leads to a slow healing story with no doubt a lot of conflict and suffering that could end bitterly or happily.

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>>42549506
>end bitterly
See now you're being retarded.

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>>42549510
I think the idea is that it *could* end bitterly, not *will*. If the conflict isn't believable it falls flat.

Maybe not be such an asshole.

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>>42549520
>reddit spacing
>doesn't read the setting
Nah, I think my assessment of your retardation was accurate.

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>>42549506
I have no issue with this, I could even see where the order fag attempts to an hero and she saves/stops him from doing so and it would still be fine. The issue would arise if she didn't stop him and it goes to the bad end, no one wants that.

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>>42549520
Don't reply to bait posts.

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>>42549363
Technically speaking you could do furry because of Cu and Cait Sith, or even theriomorphosis potions. As for whether or not they are safe to post in this thread, no. I don't believe so.

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>>42549510
>>42549520
Well when I said bitter I guess I meant bitter sweet as I could definitely see it that the Order member never truly recovers and has ptsd.
Too realistic for this cunt i guess lmao

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>>42549541
technically speaking I could also burn your house down, doesn't mean I'll do it

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>>42549468
>but as the swords/weapons are demon silver their is no death/bloodshed
The human uses regular sharp objects
>it would be pointless and evil to harm those who don't want to harm you
If they invade/attack humans first, then self-defence can hardly be called evil. The people within the world also don't have out-universe objective meta knowledge about the monsters motivations the readers do.

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>>42549537
But that wouldn't happen, because she's a monster girl. at worst she'll be shocked and lost for a moment but would see the danger order guy is in and save him. Maybe a big turning point for the guy.
uhhh.... I mean they fuck and his mental trauma dissapears!

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>>42549539
It's a shame that such nice threads get ruined by this guy.
>>42549547
In fairness, even that might be a bit much. I don't think most of us have much stomach for anything other than a (mostly) happy ending. Real life is shit, we want to read about something better.

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>>42549506
I really like stories like this.

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>>42549551
That's your prerogative, Anon. I'm simply saying that bestiality and furry shit isn't against KC's rules so long as it is a monster with her husband. Insofar as I have been made to understand it, it becomes a major fucking problem when NTR is involved. It's still degenerate as fuck and does not belong on here and presumably other websites as well given the overlap with the greater communities of both of those gross fetishes.

[Anonymous No.]

>we're back to this shit
>again
god you people are insufferable sometimes.

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>>42543332
>Allowing one to touch the horns is a symbol of intimacy, trust, and respect between the two parties.

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>>42549570
Alright someone should most definitely burn your house down.

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>>42549568
Well then make it a happy ending then. Show that he recovers fully. Just add something else that isn't the same splooge covered saccharine shit over and over.

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>>42549574
I want to feel a Satyros' womanly beauty by lovingly caressing her horns and feeling the grooves!

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>>42549146
The classic, the old flame. The temptation to be swept up away from it all, and live in domestic bliss. Plus I can't resist delicious brown warrior women.

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>>42549574
But I don’t have any horns

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>>42543332

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>>42549599
>>>/vg/
Stay where you belong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42549595
What about the one in your pants?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42549599

[Anonymous No.]

>>42549575
That's fine so long as furries and zoophiles stay fucked off out of these threads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42549612
What gayme

[Anonymous No.]

>>42549619
You must be new.

[Anonymous No.]

What genre of anime are you guys starring in that your reverse waifu obsesses over?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42549655
Maybe it was really the monster girls who obsess over misery porn all along.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42549655
Kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42549599
oh you sweet devil.
a centaur bodyguard you can make a fast getaway with is wonderful

[Anonymous No.]

>>42549655
most likely the anime following an upcoming hentai artist

[Anonymous No.]

>>42549619
have you read the cait sith page. newfags on god

[Anonymous No.]

>>42549684
There's a reason why nobody mentions them aside from niggers like you who should go the fuck back to where they came from.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42549694
maryland? you want me to go back to maryland?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42549629
I've actually been here for years, thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42549496
>Perverted human witch contacts a succubus to learn sexual magic and how to become a monster ( and lose her virginity)
>Succubus assaults you as the witch watches with a hand under her robe.
>When the succubus is done, the witch takes her turn as the succubus coaches her

[Anonymous No.]

>>42549725
b-but I'm just the pizza delivery boy...

[Anonymous No.]

Siths, NTR, murder in fanfics, /vg/, /tg/, /monster/, TFT

Okay, everyone got it out of their system?

[Anonymous No.]

>42549734 (you)
now kill yourself. litteraly who said anything about ntr

[Anonymous No.]

So is bitter Holstaur milk good for you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42549767
Yes but its only made by grumpy holsts. You better cheer her up

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw canine girls are as obsessed with face licking as actual doggos

[Anonymous No.]

>>42549599

[Anonymous No.]

>>42549831
I need an adult.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42549734
Nobody cares about TFT

[Anonymous No.]

which 2hu would you pick from monsokyo

[Anonymous No.]

How do I resist a pharaoh's commanding voice?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42549964
If you already hear it, it's too late. But remember, it's a voice. Cover your ears, use ear plugs or be deaf. And don't look directly at her while she's going all Dune on you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42549964
just mentally check out

[Anonymous No.]

>>42549980
>Become infatuated with pharaoh's tits
>Block out everything else
>She helplessly commands you to stop while you molest her tits

[Anonymous No.]

>>42549990
nah more like this
>Fuck did i leave the stove on
>Shit, I think I left my headphones at home
>"arabian nights from aladdin.mp3" plays
>Anon is visibly drooling and is not even there mentally

[Anonymous No.]

>>42549339
Fuck off back to your troon discord

[Anonymous No.]

>>42550001
>That anubis is kinda cute.... nah, no shot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42549964
Ask a grapesnek to protect you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42549339
I liked this! Ignore the idiot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42550009
>The royal sandflayer is basically acting as the computer monitor to this anon who is thought to be a spy sent by the rivals when Anon just woke up in the desert

[Anonymous No.]

Which monstergirls make the best big sisters?

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>>42550023
>lets see whats in his head
>desert court looks to the screen
>its a hamster wheel but the hamster is watching tv instead of running

[Anonymous No.]

>>42550043
Demon, Titania, Holst, Troll, and Salamander

[Anonymous No.]

>>42550047
>then hamster is starting to dance to stupid meme songs, as well as just thinking about that one meme of the rabbit with the rabbit gf whose 4 times his size

[Anonymous No.]

>wanted to be an adventurer, but wife keeps me in the flower all day
I'm not ready to put down my roots! I want to see the world!

[Anonymous No.]

>>42550065
>tfw not getting her a mobile pot for her

[Anonymous No.]

>>42550043
Shogs and kikis, but for either the pampering shotacon archetype, and the responsible guardian shotacon archetypes respectively.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42550043
>>42550054
I want to cuss out a doting monster girl for constantly smothering me and storm out in a fuss, shattering her heart!

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[Anonymous No.]

>>42550059
>fascinating, this must be his mating dance and preference for a mate
>lets dive deeper
>sandflayer tries to dig deeper
>the brain screen bluescreens and the royal sandflayer gets the same derpy face as anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>42550065
>Will you let me out of the flower today, honey?
>No.
Truly, there is no greater suffering.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42550114
At least you get to go outside.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42550103
>The whole kingdom becomes the derp dominantion

[Anonymous No.]

>>42550100
how could you do that to her... she just wants you to make sure you're safe and happy
at this rate she's going to tie you up and trap you at home so you can't go out there and hurt yourself!
you'll learn to love her eventually. she just wants you to be safe. you just need a little time, that's all. that's all. just a little time.

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>>42550103
all this retard anon talk reminds me of the 'high tier monstergirls getting treated as lesser versions of themselves by brawny, dumbass Anons who don't know better' thread talks and greentexts some time back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42550130
Those were fun

[Anonymous No.]

>>42550098
>tfw no shog onee-san to overprotectively dote on you
why go on

[Anonymous No.]

>>42550130
>hey guys, check out my cool new succ girlfriend!
>anons friends debate whether to tell anon that his embarrassed looking "succ" is infact not a succ

[Anonymous No.]

>>42550054
What makes them good big sisters?

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>>42550162
>She's such a scratcher....I love my zombie wife, but she needs to chill amirite?
>The look on his friend's face as he watches his brick shithouse of a bro completely ignore wight claws

[Anonymous No.]

>>42550162
>Friends try to tell Anon
>don't be ridiculous, no way some big fancy royal would be slumming it down with us peasants

[Anonymous No.]

>>42550130
i've a fondness for the farmer who identifies everything with huge boobs as cow

[Anonymous No.]

>>42550162
>>42550172
>so glad I found this slime in maid flavor, always wanted a maid
>shoggy is just staring at the friends with a "don't mess this up for me" look
He may not be the brightest, but anon has a heart of gold!

[Anonymous No.]

>>42550130
>>42550172
The other way around is fun too.
>Anon has a completely average Zombie wife
>thinks she must be a powerful Wight because she always overpowers him to have sex

[Anonymous No.]

>>42550126
I can't stand it anymore! The last time I left the house alone I had to wear a tracking bracelet and respond to her texts within a minute after she sent one it's infuriating! If I want to go out and be an adventurer she can't stop me!

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>>42550204
>Zombie wife blushing as Anon rants about how hard she drains him
>"I swear! I stick it in, and I just can't resist her!"
>"Where are her claws tho?"
>"She hasn't even needed to use them yet!"
>Zombie wife covers her face with her hands, the poor dear can't take it anymore

[Anonymous No.]

>>42550214
>Zombie turns into a Wight out of sheer embarrassment to tell her hubby that she was just a normal zombie the entire time

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>42550190
>Points at a Demon
>"This here a smart cow. She make me sign a waiver for her milk."
>Points at a vampire
>"This here one of them pedigree cows. Classy milk."
>Points at a holstaur
>"This here's a Holstaur."

[Anonymous No.]

Loli Lich leotard!

[Anonymous No.]

>>42550130
>Anon invested everything in strength but is a fisherman
>Meets a dire tiger whose bulked a bit for the winter
>thinks shes a normal werecat since she just warms up to him when he puts out the salmon he just causght

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>>42550130
>obligatory situation where neither Anon nor his Arch Imp wife are aware she's an Arch Imp
>no one has the balls to enlighten them out of concern that it may harshly influence their dynamic

[Anonymous No.]

So how can Bogeys tell if a man is sad? Can they see into your soul or something? Would it be that impossible to hide your feelings from a monster?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42550236
Big cats acting like small cats will ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS be CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE

[Anonymous No.]

>>42550130
I really liked the one of the wight still pretending to be a zombie because she liked being doted on and cared for.

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>>42550228
>holst is the only cow in anon's farm of "cows"
>always wonder if she should tell farmer anon the truth
>on one hand, those other girls are NOT real cows
>on the other, they treat her like the matriarch of the herd
>maybe someday

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>>42550246
i feel as if the truth is that big or small, cat gonna cat

[Anonymous No.]

>>42550236
>She's just a large ginger werecat guys, trust me.
>Look, she even likes eating lasagna.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42550244
They can see he's blue, I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42550228
>Points at minotaur
>"That there is an angry holst"

[Anonymous No.]

>>42550205
>POV you just told your doting overprotective older sister that you're going to go put yourself in danger every day for fun

[Anonymous No.]

>A small Order-aligned city state built under the shadow of a large volcano.
>It's been dormant since the age of the former mamono lord.
>Yesterday, the mountain stirred.
>Today, it yawned.
>The mages estimate the whole city will be ash by the end of the week.
>Nothing they can do, they say.
>Have to break the news to the populace at large.
>Great way to incite a mass panic, especially when there's no plan.
>Nearby Order states refuse to admit any refugees in the event a mass evacuation occurs.
>Out of desperation, decide to declare war on the nearest demon realm.
>"Dear abominable fiend,"
>"This is a declaration of war. Prepare to be crushed in battle in the name of the Chief God..."
>The usual anti-monster platitudes, until the final paragraph.
>"Holy shit, please help us. It's going to explode, and the Order won't even raise a finger to help with the evacuation."
>"May the crows pick at your carcass, Anon."

[Anonymous No.]

>>42550226
Holy cow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42550244
You can't put up walls for a bogey. They know what you're feeling, in the broad strokes at least. They know when you're sad, upset, anxious, scared - it only makes them more protective and doting when you try and hide it from them.

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>>42550255
>"How do I massage my tits after he's done with them? They get so sore..."
>"Wow, you filled up two buckets today Prisilda!" "But of course! A fine vampire such as myself must produce to match my pedigree..."
>Poor Holstaur Matriarch is just sitting here trying to get a herd of noble monstergirls to be the best cows they can be for Farmer Anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>42550228
>Points to a cockatrice
>"that there is a new sciencitific innovantin that the chicken became a cow
>Points to wvyvren
>"flying lizard cow"

[Anonymous No.]

>>42550264
>Anon quickly dodges a small boulder being thrown at his head
>This happens every other week
>Sometimes multiple times a day if he doesn't call her his little moo moo during milking sessions

[Anonymous No.]

>>42550257
>Saber tooth whatnow? Those are extinct, it's just a basic werecat guys why are you scared?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42550268
balrogs keep volcanoes in check. lava golems raining everywhere doesn't sound that bad though

[Anonymous No.]

>>42550264
>points at a haku
>"That there is a smart cow, always tryna fix my talking. Don't mind her none."

[Anonymous No.]

>>42550289
He's retarded enough to not notice they're not cows, but streetsmart enough to know exactly how to treat, milk, and care for all his cows. Truly a master of his mammary craft.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42550289
>"Boy! Rockslides are fierce this season."

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>>42550265
I can't tell what she's thinking...

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>>42550280
Don't bogies and bogey fill the same niche in some way?
Either way, I wish for a hug and stuff

[Anonymous No.]

>>42550244
Why, it's simple. Bogeys offer hugs to everyone that looks at them for a period of time longer than would be considered polite. And if you accept it, then you're clearly in need of them. So they'll give you another. And another.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42550303
She's thinking that you need rape and love correction

[Anonymous No.]

>>42550289
>Anon instead just headbutts the boulder
>Time to correct a angry heifer with the pole

[Anonymous No.]

>>42550280
>Bogey hugs you out of nowhere
>"Uh, ma'am I'm fine, really. You can let me go now I'm not in need of som-"
>Bogey is now hugging you harder
>You know you're not going to escape from this anytime soon

[Anonymous No.]

>>42550305
bogies fufill a specific desire for clussy
also they do the scaring you thing, which bogeys don't do at all

[Anonymous No.]

>>42550297
>Points at wurm
>This somewhat scary long cow comes from the ground and is carniovous, a bit weirded out but she is pretty calm
>This is her

[Anonymous No.]

>>42550306
>try not to look at a Bogey
>she's constantly trying to worm her way into your line of sight

[Anonymous No.]

>>42550342
Thanks for ruining the fun, asshole.

[Anonymous No.]

>Bogie doesn't get a laugh out of you
>Does what her bogey friend has told her to do
>Which is hug you and not let go

[Anonymous No.]

>>42550345
how? did i fuck up that bad?

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>>42550291
>everybody is scared of the dire tiger
>in reality, the fisherman has tamed her with a constant supply of fish
>she's now a plump kitty that sleeps next to him on his fishing boat or dock all day.
endless fish, a loving man, and all day in the sun.
that wild cat didnt have a chance at staying wild.

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>>42550344
>quickly do a 180 to not look at bogey
>she instantly teleports infront of you

[Anonymous No.]

>>42550346
>Bogie and Bogey sisters
Truly the strongest duo

[Anonymous No.]

>>42543332
Brothers and Sisters! The Order has a new sect within its ranks. Come join us for more prayers, meditation and enlightenment.

Altman be praised. And uh yeah- Chief God too. Convergence is at hand. Convergence shall beat the monsters!

[Anonymous No.]

>>42550352
>fatfag
pls gb2/d/

[Anonymous No.]

>>42550319
this would be my fate

[Anonymous No.]

>>42550352
Wild monsters are easy to tame, lots of cooked food, a little time and whole lot of love

[Anonymous No.]

>>42550369
>Necrussy

[Anonymous No.]

>>42550375
plump/chubby monsters are mentioned all the time without negative reaction, the fuck are you on about?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42550199
What will he think when his body temporarily turns into goo whenever he would get hurt?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42550396
I am now interested in your religion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42550400
seems like someone who wants attention, ignore

[Anonymous No.]

>>42550400
Is that supposed to mean fuckall especially with the absolute dumpster fire this thread has become? Everyone who isn't some fucking /v/ermin or /vg/ refugee that flooded these threads a year or two ago knows what you faggots mean with this "muh ploop" dogshit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42550404
>nanomashogs, jack. liquifies in response to physical trauma

[Anonymous No.]

>>42550404
>eh, whatever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42550369
>>42550396
>>42550405
>replying to yourself
lol, lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>42550404
By then it's too late.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42550300
>visitor points out that there is no hills or mountains nearby for rockslides
>"Nonsense! I might not be the sharpest tool in the shed, but I know a rockslide when I see them!"
>he dodges a shovel thrown by another angry holst
>"Oh boy, wind is starting to pick up now today"

[Anonymous No.]

What? She's just an ordinary El- OH MY GOODNESS.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42550437
chameleon monster girl at work

[Anonymous No.]

>>42550404
he would ask his trusty slime maid what it means, she said she is an expert on human biology after all

[Anonymous No.]

>>42550437
meh, bet I could beat her in tongue wrestling

[Anonymous No.]

>>42550016
I appreciate it.

[Anonymous No.]

Every man needs a small gang of tough delinquent monsters calling him boss even though he's easily the weakest member of the gang

[Anonymous No.]

>>42550490
and then he needs to marry the gang and have a bunch of daughters that also call him boss

[Anonymous No.]

>>42550490
If they want a mascot they can find someone else. I'm not going to be fucking degraded like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42550490
Such is the life of living amongst wans, unless your wives are hellwans, then you are not the boss persay, but it's not really that different.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42550490
I just want a monster wife, man

[Anonymous No.]

>>42550514
you might be onto something

[Anonymous No.]

How many injuries would a monster allow a man to go through in a fight before they toss their weapons aside and rush him to get to the healing sex?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42550528
exactly one
>oh shit nigger what the fuck why are you fighting me if you are this weak?
>LET ME PROTECT YOU!

[Anonymous No.]

>>42550528
i like how jabbers might throw fights

[Anonymous No.]

>>42550528
None

[Anonymous No.]

>>42549893
Parsee, especially once they monsterized into a proper Troll.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42550579
she'd be a very jealous wisp

[Anonymous No.]

>>42550579
what, no aspirations for a hashihime profile?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42550554
Even against a Salamander or a Lizardman?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42550528
Haughty self-assured mamono challenging anon to a duel/being challenged by anon to a duel, accidentally giving him a cut, and dropping the haughtiness and freaking out about it is a cute scenario

[Anonymous No.]

You really shouldn't have gone outside while the full moon was out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42550604
>Salamander/Lizardman accidentally really hurts you
>It's so bad you're in intensive care
Thus, pacifist lizard was born

[Anonymous No.]

>>42550590
If I wanted to go for Wisp I would've gone for someone gloomier.
>>42550594
A Hashihime profile would be nice, but that risks some ridiculous overlap with Shirohebis.
Besides, they would probably be a genuine Troll Sub-Species simply because of the bridge association.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42550641
She's asking for it

[Anonymous No.]

>>42550634
>Anon feeling depressed as a Salamander carries him back to her mom's house after accidentally breaking his leg during a bad fall thanks to poor footing during their duel because he thinks she's not interested in him anymore
>Salamander can't even look at him because if she does she thinks there's a strong chance she'll rape him on the spot and say nothing but sweet words

[Anonymous No.]

>>42550490
>Boss! Those lousy cats are stepping on our turf! Should we go bark at them?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>42550205
Fine! You can go adventuring - *if* she can come along with you.

[Anonymous No.]

forced sloppy makeout sessions with a manticore that leave you breathless as her tail drains you dry!

[Anonymous No.]

>>42550641
>you're in your room and your front door is caved in
they also take a heavy hit to int during full moons

[Anonymous No.]

>>42550514

[Anonymous No.]

>>42550490
>come home
>instantly pounced by big wan wives
>trapped in a pile of wagging tails and fluffy paws

[Anonymous No.]

>>42550682
But that's not fair! She's too strong!

[Anonymous No.]

>>42550716
You'll just have to deal with it, mister! You can either go on an adventure with your big sister there to protect you, or you can stay home.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42550514
>>42550707
Fox wives drive me nuts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42550716
she has regulated herself to a pure support role.
she will have a healing beam on you 24/7

[Anonymous No.]

>>42550641
But I like staring at the moon, it's very pretty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42550727
>Anon finally gets the chance to go out adventuring with his friends
>Has to bring his stupid older sister with him
This sucks...

>>42550737
But there's no challenge then! All the boss monsters will laugh at me thinking I'm bad!

[Anonymous No.]

>>42550741
just go pure tank then and use meme strats, for example swing speed demon silver knuckles

[Anonymous No.]

>>42550730
Exercising with your fox wife!

[Anonymous No.]

>>42550490
>pack of werewolves are convinced you're the next Einstein
>they constantly come to you with inane problems like how to divide up some meat from a kill or how to fill out their tax forms
>drag you around on "missions" which is usually some form of petty crime or burglary
>huddle around you while you do the shopping, they have no idea how money really works
>think it's some form of masterful coercion to trade a handful of paper for a bunch of steaks
>your only reprieve is the perpetual cuddle puddle of werewolves that you get to sleep in every night in your "base" (abandoned warehouse)

[Anonymous No.]

>>42550774
spats too powerful

[Anonymous No.]

Wurm is the kind of monster that puts a hamster in a microwave to warm it up

[Anonymous No.]

>>42550784
why microwave when she has perfectly warm tits?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42550784
i can barely imagine the months and months of emotional aftercare that wurm wife would need after trying to warm up the poor 'amster

[Anonymous No.]

>>42550784
nah, she aint that dum, she aint you. she cares for alot of things and are quite maternal

[Anonymous No.]

>>42550784
>if YOU'RE cold THEY'RE cold - PUT THEM IN THE MICROWAVE

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>Anon is a "retired" Order soldier
>Kind of hard to keep working as an Order soldier after they deem your town a lost cause and pull out as the monsters convert the local area
>To help Anon "adjust" and deal with his new life, he was assigned a therapy dog

[Anonymous No.]

>>42550840
>she spends all day eating chips and laying on the couch
so these are the fearsome monsters we've been told about...

[Anonymous No.]

>>42550791
What do you even do to help your wurm wife who keeps calling herself 'murderer'? I know she didn't mean to hurt that poor hamster, but she doesn't see it that way. She's been so despondent lately - I cuddle with her every spare minute I get but it barely seems to help.
A commercial for PetCo came on the radio this morning and she started crying into her breakfast. I'm at a loss, here - I hate it when she's sad, but I really don't know how to help. What do I do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42550840
And suddenly, it's Wolf's Rain

[Anonymous No.]

>>42550876
pretty easy, fucking the depression out of her

[Anonymous No.]

>>42550840
>>42550865
TheRapey Dog.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>42550268
>Mamono City's ruling Lilim writes back.
>to satisfy the 'volcano-god', the city must send her a virgin sacrifice
>sends a list of suggested applicants attached to the letter
>"Totally not like I've been peeking in windows at night, of course...baka..."

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

I misspelled "monogamous" as "minogamous".

[Anonymous No.]

>>42550967
i think you're supposed to hold the stick further away from the fiery bits

[Anonymous No.]

>>42550974
> miss minotaur! mis minotaur!! your hand is on fire!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>42550909

[Anonymous No.]

>>42550984
eros bless the pink berets

[Anonymous No.]

Need combat hound

[Anonymous No.]

Good morning sirs

[Anonymous No.]

If you're homeless, just go to hagville.
There are loads of cardboard boxes outside from all the online ordering they do so it'll be easy to get shelter from the elements.
Nothing bad will happen I promise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42551032
i like the fallen church soup kitchen
don't mind the heavy duty door locks

[Anonymous No.]

>>42551032
I want a hag princess to heal me...

[Anonymous No.]

>>42551049
you have to go to the kingdom of hags for that, hagville only has the hag mayor

[Anonymous No.]

>>42551032
the turnover rate for homeless little ones sleeping in cardboard boxes in hagville is absurdly high - try camping out a comfy looking box, odds are in a few hours it'll be open for habitation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42551008
>The Pink Berets
>A Mamano Special Forces Unit sent in to soften an area before the regular forces arrive
>Anon is chilling on his couch and gets up to use the restroom
>Suddenly a 7 ft tall hellwan in a pink beret is sitting on his couch eating his chips and having helped herself to the beer in his fridge
>Anon decides it's in his best interest to not question the sudden appearance of the large woman on his couch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42551065
This Hellhound sounds skilled in the ways of Eros CQC.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42551058
Is it very far? I don't know if I can walk too much, I haven't eaten or gotten a good night's sleep in a few days.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42551072
All of the Pink Berets are experts in CQC, Combat Sex and Infiltration. If one of them targets you, you ain't getting away from that encounter unmarried.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42550837
Don't sing anything from the Little Mermaid at mermaids to tease them. They'll roll their eyes and show you that "almost never" rapes isn't the same as "never".

[Anonymous No.]

>>42551078
>arrive at hag kingdom
>promptly collapse from lack of sleep and food
You know how this ends

[Anonymous No.]

>>42549964
She can't use her voice if her tits are blocking her mouth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42551096
being saved by a dashing and beautiful hag wolf guard who wears armor for girls 20 years younger?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42551095
hans christian andersen had some weird tales

[Anonymous No.]

>>42551032
just hang out in the abandoned shrine. no monster will go near it for some reason

[Anonymous No.]

>>42551032
imma just walk into any open door and act like I was their state mandated bf

[Anonymous No.]

>>42551096
Waking up and having a hag feeding you ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42551096
one of those hagfights because 2 or more hags saw you simultaneously

[Anonymous No.]

>>42551096
>"We can't stop here. This is hag country."
>Keep moving
Yep

[Anonymous No.]

>>42551109
Is that Apophis about to play the Pharoah Bongos?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42551096
I'd force myslef to crawl into a bed of dirt
ending up in some old ladies succ garden

[Anonymous No.]

>>42551128
YOU'VE just been HAGTAUR'D

[Anonymous No.]

>wake up after fainting
>feel warm, full and content
>don't even register where you are
>go back to sleep
Another anon caught, now hag property

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Do you think monstergirls would make diagrams like these about humans? It seems like something the succubi would do to teach the recently turned MGs right after the current DL took over.

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>>42550296
>pyroclastic flow sweeping through the town
>giant molten arms and mouths pop out the front to grab men as it passes
Holy shit that would be terrifying to witness

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>>42551162
>Human Boy Encyclopedia
MGs have crushes on their favorite HB archetypes

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>>42551163
don't forget to give a parting thumbs up as you're engulfed

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>>42551150
And I liked it!

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>>42551096
>The holst Inn Keeper who came out that morning ran to feed you her milk so you can recover quickly and then warmed you in bed as you slept

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>>42551168
i'd be the recluse artist

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>>42551169
>watch your friend get swallowed up in a sentient magma flow
>about to piss your pants in fear
>stoic looking woman made of rock and lava emerges wearing obsidian shades
>"He'll be back."
>slowly melts back into the lava

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>>42551061
>little ones
sweaty horny shorta fetish hag hands typed this post.

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I'm honestly surprised any MG would willingly choose to be a hag. Magic is real for them. Join the Sabbath and regain your youth. At the very least megamorph into a woman in her prime.
Aging is so...3DPD.

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>>42551159
>Hag letting a recently rescued human boy sleep on her lap
>He shifts, opens his eyes blearily
>Makes a sweet, tired mewling noise, presses his face into her stomach, falls asleep
>Ensuing cooing can be heard for miles around

>>42551207
>doesn't want a woman twenty years older than him
are you a pedophile or something

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I mean, holy hell, there is a multi-billion dollar industry surrounding trying to make hags look as young as possible irl, and yet you weirdos want your fantasy waifus to have grey hair, crows feet, and all those flabby, wrinkly bits of skin.

Have you ever an actual old person? They aren't a pretty sight. Personally, I try to ignore it as best as I can, lest I start contemplating my own mortality.
It isn't a very comfy thing.

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>spank Wight on her booty while passing by as a tease two days ago
>she spanks back with her huge magic claw
I've been in the hospital ever since.

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>>42551207
>>42551243
Here we see s prime example of somebody incapable of separating reality and fantasy.

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>>42551246
You should have been more careful anon

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>>42551243
>hagwife with streaks of grey in her hair
hrngg
try getting a young woman to coddle and pamper you like a 30+ christmas cake hag with no children will

>>42551246
i can imagine anon busting through the ceiling and landing in the lawn

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>>42551207
>>42551243
let me guess. you also think that people who like lolis are also IRL pedophiles too, right?

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this is prime hag ghost, aslo what i imagine older monsters end up looking like bodywise
https://nhentai.net/g/329664/

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>>42551272
Of course not. I fail to see your logic.

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>>42551276
>n
Typical hagfag...

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Don't open your first conversation with a hag with "p-please don't h-hurt me" - no matter how confused or scared you might feel - if you want to spend the next few months doing anything but being smothered, reassured, praised, and pampered.

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>>42551276
>Hiryuu
Based.
Tanishi, is not bad too.

[Anonymous No.]

Twinkle Twinkle little star
How I wonder what you are
Up above the world so high
Like a Diamond in the Sky

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I'm going to make myself clear. It's all about appearances. If she looks over 35, it's an issue. If she looks over 40, it's a disaster.
Either stay youthful, or go full lolibaba.

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>>42551290
i can't with the armpit/asshole hair

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>>42551301
>or go full lolibaba
I mean, this is the patrician option.

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>>42551309
He have some work without them, but I understand you.

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>>42551301
that's alright. more for me

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>>42551310
I'd almost agree, but you'd be missing out on that prime mid-20s look, typical of OLs and NEETs alike.

[Anonymous No.]

Well, this thread has been a bore, and it's the fault of the usual suspects (elf-fuckers, hagkeks).
Post good shit

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>>42551371

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>>42551371
>(elf-fuckers, hagkeks).
Fuck off you subhuman I know exactly what you're going to try. Stay on /trash/ where you belong.

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>>42551371

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>>42551371