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>> No.42841055
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Ded

>> No.42841056
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Reminder to be fruitful or something like that

>> No.42841057

>>42841051
Oh no! A salamander that learned magic!
A Salamancer!

>> No.42841068

I wish to marry a monster kid!

>> No.42841070
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Large snugglers

>> No.42841079

>>42840998
>Lich tells her assistant that they just want to play
>Anon tells her it feels like they have a very different understanding of the word "play" while the Ghoul gnaws on his fingers

>> No.42841083
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>>42841057
>wastes all her mana on over-the-top, flashy, way too large spells
hey anon, her mana needs another quick top off

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>>42841051
Friendly reminder that I am not addicted and can stop anytime.

>> No.42841095
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I believe in dragon supremacy

>> No.42841102

>>42841079
>The Ghouls are manageable, but the Frankenstein monster made up of multiple heads, several limbs, tails and a 3 foot long tongue can be a handful.
>Indeed,"Eve" as she's called, likes to chase him around the dungeon area she's kept in.

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Buy a lewdnomicon today only for 7.99 so you too can have a chaos girl as your bride.

>> No.42841109

>>42841083
She can learn spells that aren't explosion or super high level spells.

>> No.42841113

>>42841107
what if i buy more than 1 copy?

>> No.42841117

>>42841109
yeah but try getting her to use them

>> No.42841127

>>42841102
>multiple heads
Please stop bullying Alison the Skeletons just wanted to do something cool and she's never done it since then! The Eve thing was just a phase!

>> No.42841134

Impregnating baphomet!

>> No.42841135
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I wanna sniff danuki breath all day everyday!

>> No.42841140

>>42841107
What if I just need someone to clean my room?

>> No.42841142

>>42841113
What are you planning on give one to a friend so you won’t be the only otherworldly incubus on the block?

>> No.42841144
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>>42841051
>Need a ride anon?

>> No.42841147

>>42841117
>Anon, I know fireball, why would I bother with magic missile?

>> No.42841150
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>>42841140
What are you a child, you will have Shog wife and that’s final.

>> No.42841156
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>>42841134
Yes

>> No.42841161

>>42841144
This is ai

>> No.42841174

I remember someone mentioning "cursed arrows" in MG lore that causes someone of being incapable of being loved. I checked the wiki but found no mention of it and the closest I could find that even sounded like this was the Lead Arrows from the actual myth (not the Cupid's Lead Arrow). Did they just pull that idea out of their ass or is it actually a thing?

>> No.42841184

>Lich begins calling the Undead she raises her children
>Decides she wants to try having a child the more "traditional" way which is when she sets her sights on your village

>> No.42841189

>>42841184
but i am only a mere farmer. . .

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>>42841174
i believe it's mostly a misunderstanding of this excerpt without remembering how it behaves in the cupids profile

>> No.42841191

>>42841051
Reposting.

Reminder that even in MGE. DO NOT wake up Azathoth. For even MGE is but one of the Blind Idiot God's many nigh infinite dreams that will crumble the moment he wakes. So please, DO NOT WAKE HIM UP, MAMONO MANA WILL NOT "FIX" HIM DON'T, PERIOD.

>> No.42841195

>>42841191
go away

>> No.42841201

>>42841191
>he
you mean she?

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>>42841191
Shut up Azathoth is hag now and will suck off young human male cock.

>> No.42841218

>>42841190
Thanks for the info, I was just thinking that this curse would actually be useful since if I was ever somehow in the MGE world I'd try and get back to our reality - not being the prey of every monster around the corner would make that much easier.

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>> No.42841233

>>42841189
That's great! You can teach your kids a valuable life skill!

>> No.42841241

>>42841233
exploiting broken potion ingredients in a garden for unlimited cash and a happy wife?

>> No.42841249

>>42841202
>>42841201
But what about the whole sctick where if Azathoth wakes up, ALL of existence ceases. After all, there are other Outer Gods in the same realm Azathoth lives in and plays music to make sure it keeps sleeping and not wake up.

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>>42841249
Azathoth would just make everyone horny like other people said in concepts about her if she wakes up that it would be a combination of a dormouse, a phantom and a Mindflayer of how she would be like.
So stop mixing grimshit with MGE we know you’re probably the same guy from /vg/ who posts that off topic pic of nyarlathotep here and in /vg/.

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>>42841279
>So stop mixing grimshit with MGE we know you’re probably the same guy from /vg/ who posts that off topic pic of nyarlathotep here and in /vg/.
Wat? What drama faggotry did I miss this time?

But also at the same time. Maybe we must worship draconic deities instead of space tentacles.

>> No.42841296

>>42841249
no, the piper's song is reality
if azathoth wakes up, something worse than everything ceasing to exist happens

>> No.42841303

holy shit would you wowniggers go the fuck back to wherever the fuck you came from? This is /jp/ not reddit.

>> No.42841309

>>42841295
It was this one guy who posted the actual nyarlathotep here and said what would happen if a apophis came face to face with him or some shit.

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>> No.42841329

>>42841319
Monster nuns are cheating! I can't hold myself back when I see a nun in a tight habit and devil wings.

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i want to impregnate this nun

Several times in fact, per year

>> No.42841363

>>42841356
Imagine fighting all the way through a dungeon and instead of chests of gold you get a Medusa with a breeding kink.

>> No.42841375

You ever get intrested in how the world works in some fanfic versions of the setting?
Im not talking ass fics like The knight, Im talking more stuff like moosesaga or Magus's stories. ynkow, shit thats genuinly intersting to read positivly.

>> No.42841381

>>42841375
>You ever get intrested in how the world works in some fanfic versions of the setting?
No because I'm not retarded

>> No.42841392

>>42841363
Thats worth more than any treasure you could ever find! in my opinion at least

>> No.42841396

>>42841375
moosesaga? First time I heard the guy you have link?

>> No.42841397

>>42841375
I prefer when writers try to establish the setting of their story unless they deviate too far from the source material. It helps me get invested in the story but sometimes they go so far that they might start writing details that make me dislike their version of the setting.

>> No.42841411

>>42841375
no not really

>> No.42841414

>>42841375
>>42841396 (me)
Btw yeah Magus stories are very good hope he about to post more.

>> No.42841423

>>42841375
Beast's roulette has always had me questioning just how casual monsters have been intergreated into London.
Monsters are real, magic is real, the guy making it all happen has told people not to bother with secrecy.
Not to mention the invasion of privacy like the Tengu network, or the fact the rata's have their own courier buisness.
Like surey there should be more issues than one angry news host and a terrible toxic ex-girlfriend.

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Send help.

>> No.42841430

>>42841427
she is the help

>> No.42841432

>>42841375
Didn't moosesaga get dunked in the doolally bucket and its protag is an unlikeable ass?

>> No.42841444

>>42841432
i've heard little good of it and i value my time enough to not delve into it.

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>> No.42841459

>>42841432
Something something old lady betrayed him and after all was said and done he set her up on a stool in a way that any movement would lead to her hanging herself

>> No.42841467

>>42841423
>Not to mention the invasion of privacy like the Tengu network, or the fact the rata's have their own courier buisness.
I don't remember these being a thing.

>> No.42841471

>>42841459
This is a MGE fic?

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>>42841107
>7.99
Hmmm seems like a cheap price? What's the catch?

>> No.42841490

>>42841202
I choose to believe if az awakens in MGE it just drags them into a temporary dream realm, kinda like the phantom

>> No.42841495

>>42841471
IIRC it is
But I also remember he started that story back in the early days of the translations, so monsters are a little more free in what the did, corruption was more sinistar and the fan interpretation of the order eating babies and kicking pupies in the name of god

>> No.42841510

>>42841432
>>42841459
I thought moosesaga was the one with the manticore and the protagonist from a isolated island?

>> No.42841511

>>42841174
Lead arrows make you lonely, so lonely it hurts physically you'll be unable to deny the affection of a mg.
The love curse does exist, it's just a meme when they put it in arrow form. It's a curse from Eros and it's VERY VERY rarely used. You don't gotta worry bout it

>> No.42841512

>>42841477
>chaos girl as your bride.
Please buy they’re very lonely girls being in isolation for eons.

>> No.42841521

>>42841510
Nah I know that one, that aint it
Moosesaga is that one with the salamander and othergirls join later

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>>42841309
Fucking hate that anon, that picture has always been spammed by the worst fuckers

>> No.42841530

>>42841467
>>42841467
>Tengu network
It gets mentioned in several stories, it seems to be a orginasation of tengus that gather information on people while also working as middle men for monsters that have come through to earth.
>Rata couriors
One of the roulettes has a Rata show up as a deliverly woman

>> No.42841537
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>You are walking around a town ans having a bad day, the female order knight you liked turned you down, hard.
>A nearby Succubus felt your inner storm and approach you
>"Are you okay?"
>Tell her what happened
>"It is not the same but I think I get how you feel. I like that guy over there a lot but he seems to fear monsters, I dont even know how to approach."
>She asks you if you fear monsters
>You have heard some claims by the order, but they are the complete opposite to all the encounters, as distant as they were, you had with them. And in complete contradiction to what friends that had a romance with them told you. Today in particular you dont feel like liking the order.
>Headshake.jpg
>The Succubus grin
>"I have an idea! If you help me with my man, I will help you!"
>After some minutes you walk to the guy and tell him about the Succubus's feelings. With few convincing, he agrees to go on a date with her.
>"Thanks a lot! It isnt like I can do much for an order knight that turned you down..."
>Angry face
>"But I have a lot of friends. So tell me, which type of girl do you like?"
>You arent one to easily admit your tastes. Men were expected to like delicate dainty girls, but there is a reason you went after an order knightess that was the instructor of the combat school.
>"I like... stronger girls. A warrior would be nice... though I am not ony myself."
>The Succubus makes a big grin
>"I know a girl exactly like that! She would be very glad to meet you! But, she might be a bit too much she is... an Ocelomeh."
>You nervously agree
>A few days latter you meet the Succubus outside of the Satyros pub
>Your heart is beating, you are expecting to feel a hit on your head with one of those scary spiky clubs
>"She is waiting inside, good luck! She is a little bit off balance, meeting in a date is not an Ocelomeh thing, she wanted to just bop you in the head and drag you away as her husband but I couldnt do that to you, you got me a date so its fair I got you one."

>> No.42841540

>>42841375
Yes but that's because I'm a borderline schizo who desperately wants to get Isekaied into a MGE setting

>> No.42841542

>>42841527
Brave to complain about people being faggots when you post an Omori image. What's next you gonna post about transitioning or your child molestation fetish?

>> No.42841550

>>42841512
I'll take 12

>> No.42841558

>>42841542
The fuck is Omori? I saw this from two threads ago, I think.

>> No.42841559

>>42841521
Ok I do remember that one. I liked it when it started but it quickly went south. Now that other story I was talking about with the manticore was the opposite of it it started slow but ended great.

>> No.42841565

>>42841558
>The fuck is Omori?
Shitty pretentious RPGmaker game about depression and killing your sister. It's fucking garbage and primarily played by obnoxious twitterfags
source: I have to pretend to be a normalnigger sometimes

>> No.42841567

>>42841540
This is the same motivation that made me absorb as much info I could from the wiki and whatever greens or fics I could find.

>> No.42841573

>>42841558
IIRC was one of those earthbound inspired rpgs that really "deep" and everyone liked until twitter decided that a little boy watching porn makes the creator a pedo

>> No.42841580

>>42841511
I was interested just in case being cursed by Eros would make an isekai scenario 100% easier to get back to our dimension but to get the curse you need to be a cheater and that's for degenerates so guess I'd be on hard mode after all.

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>>42841051

>> No.42841587

>>42841530
I found the thing
>He didn't expect to see a delivery woman with a brown box in her hand, or for the delivery woman to be a little on the short side... or part squirrel.

>“Hi, World tree couriers at your service.” She greeted cheerfully. “I got a package here for Miss Cora?”

>“Uh... yeah, you got the right address,” Hector said.

>The squirrel lady smiled. “Great! Just need you to sign for it, I hope you don't mind pen and paper, those tablet thingys are a little too fiddly for us at the moment.”

>“Not at all.” He said signing the paper. He did wonder about her job though. Did this mean there was a courier service for monsters? He decided to talk to Cora about it later.

>“Thanks.” She said taking the signed paper and given him the box and a card, “If you need anything hauled, just give us a ring, have a nice day!” she said and in a blink of an eye, she zipped down the road. Hector simply shrugged and went back inside.

>> No.42841600

>>42841375
Magus seems fairly close to how I imagine canon though the demon realms he visits or comes into contact with tend to be on spicier side compared to a place like Dragonia. The one noticeable difference is the lack of Sabbath. We saw a Bapho in the latest story, but they're conspicuously absent when it's about a Magus Anon. Don't mind, because less brats is always a win in my book.

>> No.42841614

>>42841586
Gives me abyssal vibes that she’s either a Shudde M’ell or a Dark Young.
http://monsterbrains.blogspot.com/2007/01/size-comparisions-of-lovecraftian.html?m=1

>> No.42841624

>>42841587
seems convenient. personally i wouldn't worry about it

>> No.42841627

>>42841567
Same, I remember binge reading the wiki way back when it was still on the fandom website. I hope multiverse shit is real and I can go there one day

>> No.42841636

>>42841537
You know... an MGE matchmaker game where you go around matching couples together might be fun

>> No.42841637
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so this is the power of fried tofu

>> No.42841644

>>42841580
I mean you could get a waifu there and still come back, hell they'd probably want to open portals ASAP when they find out this world exists

>> No.42841645

>>42841637
Ma'am,your breasts scare me

>> No.42841657

>>42841627
It makes me wish that there was autistic levels of detail for the setting because outside the entries the info is pretty minimal. But I guess it leaves more room for people to do wish fulfillment.

>> No.42841660

>>42841558
It's one of those rpg maker games that starts out kind cute, but has a dark twist as you go on. It was okay. The twist was kinda stupid.

>> No.42841661

>>42841636
>In the end a cupid ends up match making you with herself

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>>42841661
>game ends with every couple you managed to match together attending your wedding

>> No.42841674

>>42841375
How does Magus choose his fantasy names

>> No.42841677

>>42841657
It's pretty well detailed all things considered, I do want more content for chaos girls though

>> No.42841685

>>42841672
Need this game right now

>> No.42841688

>>42841677
I think the chaos girls are the only monsters in the entire setting that either unnerve or frighten me. Shoggoth is obviously the best of them but if I ever encountered a Mindflayer I think they'd trigger my flight or fight.

>> No.42841690
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Can Centaurs actually learn magic or are nightmare the only type that can?
I'm wondering because I've been listening to an old folk song called Witch of the Westmorland forever and only recently trying to place which is more likely for the witch
https://youtu.be/Nxls60aYSZA
>Resides in a lake/wetland area
>Described as one half the form of a maiden fair with a jet black mare's body
>Implied to be able to take a human form for short periods of time
>Can not heal mortal wounds through goldenrod, kissing, and "laying" with, but also grants supernatural abilities
Kind of want to say more nightmare because of the whole sleeping with but I've never heard of them actually granting anyone magical powers

>> No.42841697

>>42841688
big purple titties calm me down and the miniflayers are quite squishable
so i guess it's just the jk flayers that scare me?

>> No.42841699

>>42841690
Everyone can learn magic, hell minos could become some powerful archmages

>> No.42841700

>>42841688
Mindflayer>Shog, you get a waifu AND free therapy!

>> No.42841704

>>42841644
Hmm I guess the solution to that would be just to wear a fake wedding ring just to throw off any monster that I'd encounter that I didn't want to meet.

>> No.42841715

>>42841699
>Mino casts fist

>> No.42841723

>>42841700
I'd rather eat eldritch goop than be their mobile cumpump!

>> No.42841724

>>42841688
I like shogs and flayers, the rest scare me a lot. I need a shog deeply though, I think of given a choice out of all the gals I'd pick her

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>>42841700
I always assumed the order of the chaos monsters went like this.
Shoggoth>Wendigo>Mindflayer>Night Gaunt>Nacha but that’s just my opinion on the matter.

>> No.42841742

>>42841688
i'm perpetually amused that a nightgaunt could drop you into a roving pack of horny monsters
which apparently is a well catalogued and common natural event

>> No.42841745

>>42841704
Wouldn't work, they would smell the lack of a mana signature. Only thing you could do is "fake" one somehow. You'd have to be a strong mage, and if you get caught... well the Sabbath would probably love to get their hands on you.

>> No.42841749

>>42841723
Why not both?

>> No.42841754

>>42841742
I guess I'd consider myself afraid of Nightgaunts then because either I get the fear of corruption/transformation or the fear of heights and falling.

>> No.42841761

>>42841745
Finally able to live out the magical isekai fantasy only to just play into their evil goat-hands.

>> No.42841764

>>42841731
For me it's Shoggoth>Flayer everyone else >nacha
I hate nacha

>> No.42841765

>>42841754
Oh dont be a pussy,if you were ever to die a lich would fix it

>> No.42841768

>>42841699
yeah, but which would be more likely
A centaur who doesn't want to be a knight or some warrior and chooses to be a spellcaster (and be vilified as a witch no less)
Or a Nightmare brave enough to approach a wounded and armed man outside of a dream.

>> No.42841770

>>42841731
She looks extra soft

>> No.42841781

>>42841754
Don't worry Anon, they'll drop you into the waiting, loving arms of a dire werewolf pack.

>> No.42841787

>>42841765
That's what makes them one of the best monstergirls.

>> No.42841789

>>42841781
That sounds like quite the dire situation!

>> No.42841791

>>42841742
maybe it's less that there's roving packs of horny monsters and more that packs of horny monsters start gathering nearby when they see a nightgaunt carrying some fool

>> No.42841797

>>42841715
Only the strongest archmages can cast such spells anon

>> No.42841801

>>42841789
>Puns only make monsters hornier
Be wary anon

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>>42841764
Yeah most of the other chaos girls have yandere vibes to them than you get to Nacha and she’s a mega tsundere bitch, I know it’s all a act but still not for me I’m going with the Wendigo instead.

>> No.42841805

>>42841801
>tell the DL about what dad jokes are
>sends a DE update that now makes monsters have a sexual response to them because it makes monsters think you'd be a good dad

>> No.42841816

>>42841805
>Dear Monster Lord, you'd annoy our children to death!
>TAKE ME!
It tracks.

>> No.42841819
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42841819

You're gonna need cold resistance gear for this one. Buy now from your local Tanuki

>> No.42841826

>>42841819
>She sold you clothes that fall apart in frigid temperatures
Sorry Anon, the cold dragon paid more money.

>> No.42841834

>>42841805
Oh no, that's truly evil! Do bad puns and bad jokes fall under the update too?

>> No.42841846

>>42841834
No, those have different responses. Bad puns cause monsters to get an intense desire to "rape correct the man that tells one while bad jokes are a form of masochism OR a more smug "bullying" kind of rape. Telling offensive jokes gets you tender love correction!

>> No.42841849

>>42841804
The yan vibe is why I like em, I'd love to RP with a shog that she's going to kidnap me and never let me leave the bed ever again

>> No.42841864

>>42841846
>More smug bullying rape
>I like the most aggressive gals
Anon no the DL can't do this

>> No.42841871

>>42841819
imma just endure, just like i did most my life, if i fall then i was not up for the task and am a familar

>> No.42841878

>>42841864
She can and will if I have anything to say to her!

>> No.42841883

>>42841819
>Anon shows up in an extra puffy jacket
>Head and face wrapped in a knitted scarf
>Multiple layers of pants, shirts and underwear
>Muffled (Do your worst, monster!)

>> No.42841888

>>42841819
i will just let the deep and powerful flames of
my passionate love for the old lonely ice dragon warm me up, they will be more than enough to do so

>> No.42841930

>>42841661
>eros' most single archangel is upset at you upstaging her coupling skills and decides to match you to show her prowess
>if you match her first, you'll prove you're the strongest relationship advisor
>it's an endless torrent of dates that just don't work out on both sides
>this finally ends when eros herself takes an avatar, slaps you both, and teleports you to a 3-star diner on a beautiful evening

>> No.42841948
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42841948

>>42841878
You're a fiend anon! I'll stop your dastardly evil! I have an insane hebi friend she won't let you leave the house or go near any women! You forced my hand

>> No.42841949

>>42841174
again, we were talking about a funny idea.
the cursed arrows are NOT canon, but eros cursing people to be unlovable is.

>> No.42841953

>>42841930
The perfect couple

>> No.42841965

>>42841742
Huh? How? I thought you were the one that even allowed a gaunt to move and travel around?

>> No.42841967

>tfw ywn make the kings, the nobles and all the peasants dance to the romantic whims of eros by being a bit of a menace and messing with the kingdoms, pulling strings here and there.
>Ending with many beauitful horizontal tangos as you the fool of eros dances away with my harem of wives and foolish cult behind me
>Who'd known that circus of pink would turn the kingdom filled with pink thoughts

>> No.42841977

>>42841948
If they ain't made with her own milk, I don't want them.

>> No.42841979

eros nun clussy

>> No.42841987

>>42841965
Their transformed husbands sorta act as their wings judging by their art but I'm assuming the chaos transformation just fuses a guy into the wings they start with.

>> No.42841989

>>42841849
>RP
Get in the pod, anon.

>> No.42841997
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42841997

Ms. Glacies save me from Spring I hate the heat

>> No.42842000

>>42841674
Funny thing is, I've been using the same naming scheme for my entire career. I don't know if anyone has ever cracked the cipher or not.

>> No.42842010
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42842010

It's spring

>> No.42842021

>>42842010
Gonna need a big fly swatter for that one.

>> No.42842027

>>42841948
Sorry, Anon. But I've already been taken by a monster! Sure I've never really seen her or heard her but I know someone has to be around making all these meals for me!

>> No.42842038
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42842038

Would you make a deal with her?

>> No.42842043

>>42842038
I don't make deals with evil.

>> No.42842046
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>>42842038
It's going to take a lot more than a fluffy tail to tempt me

>> No.42842048

>>42842038
i only make deals with the dragons from down below, only they are the most fair of them all

>> No.42842061

>>42842046
>>42842043
>>42842048
What if she offers you an RTX 4090?

>> No.42842063

>>42842038
I dip a tail in the blood river and begin writing haikus with it.

>> No.42842066
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42842066

>hard disk error 3F2

>> No.42842076

>>42842061
she needs to give me a whole rig, i only have a laptop

>> No.42842077

>>42842061
Only if she includes my last name as hers and her first born.

>> No.42842088

>>42842046
Blue hips would do it for me.

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42842096

>>42842088
For me it's bloobs

But wide thighs is next on the list

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42842101

>>42842063
It's Cherry Flavored Kool Aid, not actual blood.

>> No.42842102
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42842102

>POV: (You) are trying to fight the final boss of hagville

>> No.42842104
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>>42841537
>You enter the pub and can figure out in the distance a feline figure, it stands from the Werecats that are usually around, for once it is way taller and that light darker skin is a dead giveaway. You are bit surprised that she is facing against the entrace, though it is better for you as you wont feel the weight of her stare as you approach her.
>As you get nearer you begin to notice more the white fur around her neck and shoulders and her multi colored black and very light brown furred ears which are twitching detecting the surrounding sounds
>You feel your heart beating faster as you get nearer. Part of you want to walk away, but that would make you as rude as that order knight.
>You give the final steps entering her view. You see her eyes pose themselves on you immediately, those honey colored eyes with a dark slit pupil, bearing the full stare of a predator.
>You gulp as you see resting just besides her that spiky obsidian club
>You immediately turn back to look at her and unlike her huntress predator eyes you notice some things. She is blushing, so hard it is clearly visible even on her delicious light chocolate skin. Those imposing eyes are darting, looking at you and then instantly looking away.
>Her fur spotted claw hands are nervously holding each other.
>Everything is complimented by a deliciously toned body, not super muscular like a Minotaur or Jinko. But the human part of her arms are clearly buff and bulging, showing its defined muscles. Her fur spotted arms and forearms looking big and strong. And you can faintly notice some abs in her belly. No doubt you are looking at the body of a warrior.
>You are unsure how to greet her so you slowly get near her and give her a peck on the cheek
>"NYA! H-he-hell-h-h-hi! I am Yaotl nya! I-I am v-ve-very nyanppy to me-meet you!"
>As you take a sit you can see her nervously playing with her paws and some slight trembling too
>Looking around you couldnt help to notice the smaller Werecats looked way more confident than this jaguar warrior. Though to be fair you cant tell if they are too on their first date
>A succubus waitress comes to take your order
>"Y-y-yo c...an nyarder wh-whatever you want nya!"
>You ask for some beer and meat
>"I-I will have some fi-fish and-" *blush more*
>"I-I mean.... I will ha-have the same he is having!"
>After the waitress heads away Yaotl begind to nervously scratch her head
>"I-I see you like t-the same food as m-me! We are so alike nyahaha!"
>As you eat your meals Yaotl nervously recounts her battles to kill the silence. With her demeanor honestly cant believe this woman has fought off even a common cold.
>You are surprised how she devours her food like a barbarian contrasting with her shyness. She eats in seconds her meal. A few minutes latter you hear her stomach growling and see her blushing brightly while looking hungrily at your food and the menu. You can tell for some reason she is keeping herself from ordering more.
>You ask her in a friendly tone if she is hungry and wants to order more.
>"N.. now that you mention it, y-yes!"
>She orders 5 more meals.
>You look at the Macuahitl weapon and ask her if you can look at it
>Her face brightens up at this expression of interest
>Y-YES!
>She quickly hands it to you, upon receiving it you are suddenly dragged to the floor by the sheer weight of it. You never expected it to weight this much, she easily lifted it with one paw after all.
>You let go of it, hearing a *thud* sound as it falls to the floor
>"NYA! S-SORRY! I AM SO SORRY! I-I SHOULD HAD TOLD YOU IT WAS HEAVY!"
>She yells almost pleading as she picks up her weapon
>You reassure her that it is okay, it was your fault for not asking, besides you think its cool that she can handle such a heavy weapon so easily
>The Succubus waitress comes in with the bill
>"Here is the bill for the food and the couples bedroom."
>"NYAAA!" Yaotl yells before looking at the waitress with a killer glare and in a composed expression you think you are looking at another person
>"I-I mean, the food and your room!" its clear the Succubus said something she was not supposed to say
>Yaotl's eyes dart back at you. Each time her eyes look at your you cant help but feel something. Like if you were looking at a hungry dangerous predator.
>Blushing furiously with a dizzy nervous look, she is now full on stuttering
>"Nyahaha... yo-you know... this is a pub and an inn and its getting late..."
>She takes out a bag, however because of her trembling movements she accidentally graze it with the Macuahuitl's spike, causing those strange looking silver coins to spill.
>She clumsily jumps straight to pick gather and pick up the coins
>You also drop to help her
>"So-sorry!" she says
>"¡Estupida! ¡Eres una estupida!"
>You pick a coin and look at its foreign design with some pyramids grafted on it
>When you look back at her you can see tears flowing from her eyes, it seems she thinks the date is fucked and you dislike her.

>> No.42842107

>>42841161
Probably, but it does the horse-body better proportioned than 9/10 human artists who can't do correct fetlocks, and it's evolved past the 14fingers problem.
>AI robowaifus will redecorate your daughterfu-robo's room tastefully and in correct proportions

>> No.42842114

>>42842102
Just hold her hands.

>> No.42842120

>>42842114
She's holding the guys wrists in the picture, so it's safe to assume that didn't work

>> No.42842123

>>42842120
Then plant face directly into breasts.

>> No.42842124

>>42842102
but I'm just the pizza delivery guy...

>> No.42842125

>>42842104
Hug the cat.

>> No.42842133

>>42842061
I play kingdom come deliverance with a 2060, she has no power over me.

>> No.42842140

>>42841690
She is either a Centaur who bought a large hat and a spell-book at the magic market, or a Mage who made a transmorph spell or potion.
>hosspussy is hosspussy

>> No.42842141

>>42841987
They have wings normally but can just withdraw them when needed.

>> No.42842151

>>42842104
cute autismcat

>> No.42842163
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42842163

F@
BIRD
T@S

>> No.42842170

>>42842038
since this will end with somehow forfeiting my life, so long as she does the deed with that supple fat fox ass suffocating me it's probably fine

>> No.42842178

>>42842123
Ah, the lgendary ecchikaze attack.

>> No.42842196
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>Dragon keeps flying above me
>Doesn't land
>Can't fast travel
>Never put any points into spells or bows
>Don't have the dragonrend shout
This is why I hate dragons

>> No.42842204

>>42842196
Dude just go indoors like how are dragon bullies even real?

>> No.42842209

>>42842196
>Imagine not beng able to toss rocks lmao
>Like you were made to do so
>Just gotta line her up
anon, have you tried? even if its weak, she will come towards you at least also call her a carpet muncher in dragon

>> No.42842214
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42842214

>>42842204
>Go inside
>You can't fast travel from this location
>Go outside
>Dragon is there waiting

>> No.42842216

>>42842170
It truly is an ass worthy of a goddess, to be kneaded and kissed and fed a steady diet of fried tofu and hamburgers to keep it's creaminess.

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42842221

>>42842214
Have you considered the help of the cart?

>> No.42842249

>>42841624
You wouldn't worry about the fact that a bunch of otherworldy squirrel women have made a fuctioning buisness?

>> No.42842271

>>42842249
We need to be tolerant of our other-worldly allies, Anon. They should be welcomed with open arms and erect penises.

>> No.42842299

>>42842104
Nice, I'm waiting for the next part

>> No.42842307
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42842307

I want my vampire wife to hold me close and whispers sweet nothings in my ear about how much she loves her dear servant before sucking my blood.

>> No.42842316

>>42842307
Sorry out of vampires, we got plenty of dhampirs though

>> No.42842339

>>42842307
Vampires are purely for bullying.

>> No.42842359

>>42842339
>Making fun of a chuuni vampire

>> No.42842360

>>42841636
You did do that in the MGE rpg demo game KC made

>> No.42842365

>>42842339
But I want to be bullied slightly by a vampire. Something about serving one seems like it could lead to some really cute/lewd situations.

>> No.42842380

>>42842365
Vampires seem like the type that demands a man serve them but the moment you decide to play along with them, they crumble into a blushing embarrassed mess with no idea what to ask.

>> No.42842403
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>>42842365
vampires are dorks and they probably can't even bully right

>> No.42842404

>>42842380
But that’s where the beauty lies. You play the role of a good servant but occasionally tease her with different things. A drop of blood where she doesn’t expect it, getting a bit too close. Cleaning her off when you “accidentally” spill some water or wine on her. Plenty of things to make her blush and do shameful things behind closed doors together.

>> No.42842405
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42842405

Borgar

>> No.42842418

>>42842405
The Hellhound must consume "fuel" to keep it's eye fires burning.

>> No.42842420

>>42842249
One of the earlier books has a human tavern girl after becoming a Mamono open a franchise business one can find in many cities

>> No.42842435

>>42842420
theres a difference between
>local girl in fantasy world becoming a succubus and starting a cafe chain
and
>The squirrel people have your mail in a world where madgic and monster people outright didn't exist

>> No.42842474

>>42841191
My concept is that Azathoth is constantly asleep in the mortal world, but her tentacles will grab men and and suck their physical forms into a mamono-charged dream plane where she resides in a lucid state. Their husbands can enter and leave the dream plane freely, but if Azathoth’s pipers ever stop playing, it’s said that she’d awaken in reality and drag the entire mortal world into her dream plane, where couples everywhere would forever live and copulate in a blissful limbo.

>> No.42842553

>>42842474
Isn't that just Fallen God minus the make everything fall into their realm thing?

>> No.42842557

>>42841051
>Salamander lich
I didn't know how much I needed this.

>> No.42842564

Post motherly kikimoras please!

>> No.42842572

I'm going to slap a crow tengu's butt and no one can stop me.

>> No.42842575

>>42841477
It's not very good and they're emptying their warehouse.

>> No.42842598
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42842598

SEX SEX FOX
FOX FOX SEX
SEX SO FOX YOU CAN FOX A SEX

>> No.42842603
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>>42842405
I'm going to walk up to the mean-looking delinquent hellhound and DEMAND that she ruffle my hair and call me a good boy!

>> No.42842611

>>42842603
I'm gonna ruffle HER hair and then run away.

>> No.42842618

>>42842553
Eternal dreamland seems like the closest scenario to Azathoth’s reality-wipe in the mythos without venturing into murderfaggotry

>> No.42842644
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42842644

>>42842611
Silly boy, your human reflexes are no match for her.

>> No.42842662

>>42842603
>>42842618
>Feel down ever since you had to move schools, end up having to go to some shithole mamono school full of different canine gangs
>Find a "guidebook" in your locker detailing how to survive the school from whoever used it before you with one of the core rules being if you ever find yourself cornered by one of the gangs you should slowly but firmly ruffle their hair and call her a good girl
>Hear a loud slam right next to you and see the worst possible encounter you could have had right now, the Hellhound and her minions that have been eyeing you since homeroom
>Decide to say "fuck it" and put the guidebook to the test with the worst case being an asskicking and reach up to the leader's head
>Ten minutes later and you along with the rest of her gang are still trying to snap her out of her thousand-yard stare she's been giving your last position when you called her a cutie

>> No.42842670

>>42842603
reminds me of that series where the deliquent thinks she's got a boyfriend but the guy just thinks he's her personal servant

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42842675

>>42842598

>> No.42842685

>>42842572
Despite appearances, Tengu are known to have great asses. She can catch you if you stop to cope a feel.

>> No.42842688
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>>42842670
Good thing monsters like that aren't my type at all, I sure wouldn't be following one around like a lost puppy the moment they showed any attention to me haha

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>>42842675
>stop masturbating to animal girls
>start copulating with animal girls
these school posters are getting oddly neopuritan in an oddly sexual way, ever since the mamono takeover

>> No.42842717
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42842717

>>42842618
>Eternal dreamland seems like the closest scenario to Azathoth’s reality-wipe in the mythos
The closest thing to Azathoth's reality-wipe in the mythos is nothing because there is no such thing in the mythos, at least in the part created by Lovecraft himself (that I know of, at least). The whole reality-wipe thing was just assumed, because it is believed that Azathoth was inspired by Mana-Yood-Sushai from Lord Dunsany's The Gods of Pegana and because of the Red King in Alice Through the Looking-Glass and the association between the Dreamlands and Wonderland.

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42842728

>>42842693
>silly boy, you cannot mate with your hand!

>> No.42842775

Can Mamono mana help with a stuck molt? My G.Magala neighbor has been complaining of severe itchiness for the past few years, so I figured it'd be the neighborly thing to do and help her out.

>> No.42842805

>>42841363
>have a gap in your memory
>turn out the Medusa petrified your body while leaving your dick alone
>she raped you over and over during that time

>> No.42842819
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42842819

thoughts on face sitting?

>> No.42842821

How do I get Ms. phantom out of Ms. Wight?

>> No.42842848
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42842848

>>42842819
Some girls can't do it so it's insensitive!

>> No.42842850

>>42842819
context?

>> No.42842869
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42842869

>>42841819
Snownubis chapter 2: making unlikely friends in Frostbite

>> No.42842963

>>42842819
Best if done by fat bottomed nerds and/or royalty.

>> No.42843027

>>42842848
What do you mean? I would love miss tritonia to sit on my face.

>> No.42843041

>>42842819
Great, but only with panties off.

>> No.42843049
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42843049

>>42842819
Bratty anons need facesitting correction until they learn their place.

>> No.42843251

>Melt into a stuttering puddle the second a monster starts hitting on me
>Completely freeze up when she leans into me and starts grabbing my arm
I'll not the only one, right, haha?

>> No.42843285

>>42843251
That's pretty much how it would go for every anon here.
Everyone talks shit about just grabbing the nearest monster and mating pressing her, until they are confronted with a real (monster) woman

>> No.42843297

>>42843251
>prey behavior
I bet you're a vegetarian too, aren't you?

>> No.42843326

>>42843297
No I go hunting and fishing pretty often, I'm just autistically shy if I have to talk to women in a romantic context

>> No.42843369
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42843369

>>42842819
Yes.

>> No.42843381

>hag comes up to me after finally working up the courage to do so
>starts spilling spaghetti
>I start spilling spaghetti
>local emergency is called as the streets flood with spaghetti
>cupids are breaking their bows in half

>> No.42843404

>>42843285
Witches are pretty cute

>> No.42843412

>>42843251
I can usually conjure up an air of fake confidence around someone I know well enough but would probably crumble under persistent monster pressure

>> No.42843422

>>42843251
Everyone's a tough guy until the 7 foot fox starts staring you down

>> No.42843461

>>42843381
>Flayer tries to slurp his thoughts
>it all tastes like spaghetti

>> No.42843472

mindflayers can taste thoughts
so what does negativity taste like?

>> No.42843527

>>42843472
Like pineapple on pizza

>> No.42843537

>>42843527
but I like pinapple on pizza

>> No.42843538

Test

>> No.42843561

give a gremlin red bull

>> No.42843626
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42843626

>>42842819
I've been told that being smothered to death by zombutt and getting raised as an undead incubus is standard procedure for lich doctors. When the portals open, I am immediately moving to the undead kingdom.

>> No.42843639

I'm going to train extensively to defeat a salamander just so I can ask to watch her lay an egg.

>> No.42843706
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42843706

>>42842819
I love it, I'd let a wan use my face as a cushion any time.

>> No.42843993

>>42843706
even when you're playing video games and can't pause?

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42844137

>>42843993
Miss Wan has all the paws I need!

>> No.42844366

>>42844137
That's clearly a rabbit.

>> No.42844384

>>42844366
Yeah it's in the filename mr. obvious
NTA btw

>> No.42844422
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>>42844366
No, this is a rabbit!

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42844469

Pyon Pyon

>> No.42844477
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42844477

Mods are asleep - post bunnies!

>> No.42844481

>>42843472
Bitter imo

>> No.42844485

>>42844477
That's a strange looking bun

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>>42844477

>> No.42844519
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>>42844477
When are they ever awake?

>> No.42844536

>>42842819
>"ah he's making a run for it "
how often do mgs have to make that observation?

>> No.42844548
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42844548

proactive dating!

>> No.42844552
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42844552

>>42844477
2 for 1 bun deal

>> No.42844600

Dormice are secretly the most overpowered mamono.

>> No.42844624

>>42844600
they hide it quite well

>> No.42844645

>>42844548
Those cat eyes are great, best fear boner material

>> No.42844743
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42844743

So what would the supercritical fluid and triple point elemental girls be like?

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>>42844548

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>>42844548
Call it what it is- RAPE! It has to stop! Consent is important!

>> No.42844852

I don't want to be a mindless sex addict.
I don't want all the excessive lewdness.

I just want to hold a dormouse and my arms. I want to care for her, pamper her, express my love to her, comfort her, and just make her happy.

>> No.42844875

>>42844743
composite elemental form

>> No.42844890

>>42844852
>Doesn't want to fuck monster girls
What a faggot

>> No.42844892

>>42844852
to make her happy you MUST fill her mousehole.

>> No.42844997

>>42844852
You can do both, anon.

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>> No.42845012

>>42844997
I'm more interested in companionship than the sexo.

>> No.42845022

>>42844834
Rape does not exist in MGC- look up every provision and regulation, there isn't a single reference to the term, not even a legal concept.

>> No.42845023

>>42845012
With mamono you get both and if sexo somehow repulses you, then MGE is not the place for you

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>> No.42845059

>>42844852
I want to hold an Alice in my arms. I want to cum inside her, pump her full, express my lust to her, creampie her, and just make her cum.

>> No.42845086
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>> No.42845109

>>42845057
Seems like everybody wins

>> No.42845116
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42845116

>>42845023
You have no idea what's climbed up in there over a thousand years.

>> No.42845132

>>42845116
That's why you should find a monster wife with a couple less zeroes.

>> No.42845162

>>42845116
Look at those womanlet hags!

>> No.42845164
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42845164

Sex with kots.

>> No.42845180

>>42845164
looks like gacha shit

>> No.42845182

Just remember, when you go to a Wonderland tea party, if the dormouse in the teapot is married, you're gonna end up drinking tea mixed with their mana and a trace amount of the husband's cum.

>> No.42845183

>>42845162
That sabbath would tell you to gtfo if you're only looking for sex. But if you want to learn magic then it's a whole different story

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>>42845164
Is a question of time.

>> No.42845188
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42845188

Don't trust them

>> No.42845193

>>42845116
You will have sex with the hag anon, the only thing that crawled up there is desperation for dick

>> No.42845199

>>42845183
I want to be taught magic by the haglets!

>> No.42845203
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42845203

Would you dom the autism jackel or would the autism jackel dom you?

>> No.42845206

>>42845188
... lewd oranges.

>> No.42845218

>>42845203
I'm probably just as autistic so her monster instincts would probably get tired of waiting and kick in.

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>>42845188
You're not the boss of me.

>> No.42845230

>>42845203
>Eek! S-stop groping me, you're going to ruin my schedule again! I have alot of paperwork to file!
>2 hours later
>Aaaah I dont even care anymore, I can do paperwork anytime! Fuck me harder!
Obviously yeah I would dom her. All nerds are made for domming

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>>42845230
Anon, you're posting on 4chan. You are the nerd here. You big nerd.

>> No.42845266

>>42845250
There's someoverlap but people who post on 4chan arent all nerds, they're all love-starved losers.

>> No.42845271

>>42845183
What if I want to learn magic but aren't a lolicon?

>> No.42845279

>>42845271
ask dark mages.

>> No.42845283 [SPOILER] 
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42845283

>>42845250
and then Anubis bullies anon instead

>> No.42845289
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>>42845271
Become an apprentice to a dark mage.

>> No.42845298
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>> No.42845302

>>42845283
>Mary sue OC who skin people
No thanks

>> No.42845304

>>42844852
I know what you mean. The sexual stuff is nice, of course, but my ultimate motivation is just to make my adorable monster wife happy. She WILL be cuddled and cherished and showered with love every single day and that's final!

>> No.42845307

>>42845203
i'd do it by making she can only see me and tease her, then after shes on vacation reveal myself to everyone else and make them believe she brought her imaginary husbando from her mind to reality

>> No.42845317

>Get portal'd straight into the hagville adoption center
>there are tents outside as the center on constantly empty
>the moment you pop through emergency is called and riot crews have to show up

>> No.42845322

>>42845199
You'd end up becoming a mana battery to be milked over and over for a while before they teach you

It's like how IRL sushi chefs start off washing rice over and over for years

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>>42845302
You can practically hear Slipknot playing when reading the profile.

>> No.42845344

>>42845327
lost after the very first sentece. this is sonic-tier autism or a parody.

>> No.42845347

>>42845327
Reminds me of those pokemusu pokemon monster girl profiles. Really nice art, but some of the profile entries go full retard with the edge and outside of /mgt/ fags used to cream themselves over all that "worldbuilding" and saying how much better it is than MGE

>> No.42845357

>>42845317
I'd go up to a p'orc officer and pull her pants down then run away luaghing while trying to do it to many more officers

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>> No.42845374

>>42845322
That almost sounds as fun as learning the magic itself so that wouldn't be an issue.

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>> No.42845392

>>42845327
This just looks to me like the self-insert OC of an especially dorky Anubis trying to impress the anon she likes that's in the same anime club as her.

>> No.42845400

>>42845327
ebony darkness dementia raven way

>> No.42845404

>>42845357
>and thus anon distracted the guards meant to protect him, got captured and promptly disappeared.
>last known location was near the ancient district.

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>>42845392

>> No.42845419

Smooth peanut putter or crunchy peanut butter
what monsters would take what side?

>> No.42845429

>>42845404
>Anon wakes up, tied to a cross while a bunch of old monster nuns are praying to him for some reason?
>"Oh great Ero-sama, thank you for our savior. He is a mischievous one just like you said."
>He then notices all the monster have pink color palatees
>And the inside of his head is turning pink as well

>> No.42845434

>>42845414
damn, what about badass guys like me?

>> No.42845436

>>42845414
Dorks like this need severe bullying, by me, lovingly

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>> No.42845445

>>42845437
old woman is trying to hard

>> No.42845456

>>42845218
Same, honestly I think I would just appreciate her scheduling for me. Most dommy I'd get us hugging from behind randomly

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>>42842403
>t. dhampir upset people always go after her mom instead

>> No.42845468

>>42845230
Anon I have some news... we're all nerds here. It's chronic I'm afraid

>> No.42845469

>>42845463
Maybe she should actually get her own castle instead of mooching off her mom

>> No.42845474

>>42845283
Those eyes....how can any man resist?

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42845481

You shouldn't have let that creepy lady who lives next door into your house.

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>>42845279
>>42845289
She told me that I have to stay with her forever...is that normal bros?

>> No.42845485

>>42845419
100% smooth, crunchy texture would get in the way of using it as a parody of cum.

>> No.42845489

>>42845414
Chunni Dhampir is a need I didn't know I had

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>>42845468
>the whole board is bully-bait

>> No.42845494

>>42845347
If you read the pokemon entries most pokemon are actually quite dangerous.

>> No.42845497

>>42845489
How? That's like their default state.

>> No.42845499
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42845499

Edit concept for a shirohebi will-o-wisp. Will do actual art of it once I figure out what to do about the cage.

>> No.42845502

>>42845327
Okay design, bad everything else.

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>>42845485
Anon, if your cum looks anything like smooth peanut butter, you need to see a doctor.

Probably Dr. Goth, who has several openings for you today.

>> No.42845506

>>42845482
I'd say leave - if it's going to take that long to learn from her, you need a better mage. You should tell her to their face that you're going to find another mage to teach you, that's always the best option.

>> No.42845511

>>42845463
>dhampir invites a guy over
>gets all dolled up
>best dress, perfect makeup, showing enough skin to tantalize but not too much
>date starts well
>she's nervous as hell, but keeping it together
>until her mom walks in
>milftacular vampire with bedhead in one of her dad's shirts and nothing else
>walks past them into the kitchen to drink some oj straight from the bottle
>guy is gawking at her, not even trying to hide it
>dhampir dying of humiliation
>vamp mom just gives him a little head nod with her half-lidded eyes
>guy says he never knew dhamp had a sister
>dhampir gasps and vamp mom almost spits out her orange juice
>vamp mom ufufus and tells him that she'll have one soon enough
>dhampir snaps and kicks the guy out
>screams at her mom for ruining another date and tells her to go put some underwear on
>vamp mom explains that there's no point since her dad will be awake in an hour anyways
>dhampir goes to her room, slams the door, and recounts her money
>only three more months until she can afford her own place

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>>42845492
Man, I hope so.

>> No.42845514

>>42845505
worth poining out
if you cum looks like smooth peanut butter, seek medical help
if your cum looks like crunchy peanut butter, seek jesus

>> No.42845518

>>42845499
Shrink it and make it a rattle for her tail or a veil/hat that covers her eyes.

>>42845494
Humanity shouldn't exist in that world. Throwing rocks wouldn't have cut it.

>> No.42845520

>>42845489
>Chunni
chuuni+cunny?

>> No.42845524

>>42845499
You could make the cage her snake half. A sort of filigree with her flames in the center.

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>>42845469
She would need to get a man first, which she can't, so it makes sense

>> No.42845550

>>42845538
I see a lady and two bugs.

>> No.42845553

>>42845492
God knows I am, if a hellhound came up to me and called me a nerd and dragged me off I wouldn't be able to resist

>> No.42845556

>>42845511
This Dhampir need cuddle correction while crying in frustration.

>> No.42845557

>>42845511
That feels like a missed opportunity to play the "I'm still going to look that hot after 300 years and a kid" card. Dhampir needs to step up her game.

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>>42845511
I know this is pedantic but why is a vampire drinking orange juice

>> No.42845562

>>42845499
You could make the cage like completely magic, or something that hovers above them

>> No.42845569

>>42842848
!
>>42845203
! !

>> No.42845570
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>> No.42845575

>>42845506
Anon help I'm hiding in a closet, she said she wasn't going to make me into her familiar now, and that she would put enough pleasure runes on me to make me pass out from a faint breeze!

>> No.42845581

>>42845524
You worded that a lot better than I did

>> No.42845594

>>42845494
You're not supposed to fuck those though
>inb4 furniggers

>> No.42845597

>>42845505
Parody, not literal, unless you get some perverted succ/werewolf pack that have some incredibly strange fetishes that make manaobama fuck with your production

>> No.42845604

>>42845524
either that or maybe shaped in a cobra hood motif that can snap shut around prey

>> No.42845610
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>>42844875
For the triple point girl maybe, but in SCFs are a bit different: There is no equilibrium between phases, the different phases become one.

>> No.42845630

>>42845594
Not too sure about that one.
https://files.catbox.moe/ds0zeq.jpg

>> No.42845633
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>> No.42845639

Monsters who lack self-control are great:
>Succubus who drains you until you pass out
>Vampire who sucks your blood until you become anemic
>Holst who force-breastfeeds you until you literally cannot drink anymore

>> No.42845644

>>42845633
Gentlemen, how do we snatch the tablet?

>> No.42845647

>>42845575
Don't listen to her! That's the procedure for turning you into their familiar - you need to make a run for it! I recommend you tell her that she's not a very good mage if she can't use magic to find you and when she tries to cast, kick her between the legs!

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>>42845639
Very true, I love the idea of being utterly overwhelmed. I already get overwhelmed very easily, I remember once I was trying to be super dominant (I was in denial about being subby because women hate it) and my gf at the time licked my neck and I actually went limp and moaned like a bitch. I am extremely sensitive apparently

>> No.42845659

>>42845639
losing themself in the passion is what i like about my back getting all fucked up with scratches
and the aftercare, of course.

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>>42845639
>vampire that sucks your blood until you become anemic
That's all vampires up until they actually do it, after which most turn into worrying, doting messes.

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>>42841051

>> No.42845675

>>42845639
My neck is way too sensitive to trust being in the same room as a vamp.

>> No.42845676

>>42845666
That almost sounds cute if it's only the first time or while they're inexperienced.

>> No.42845678
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>>42845675
what if she's a dork?

>> No.42845681

>>42845647
>That's the procedure for turning you into their familiar
It's only cute when witches do it. Dark mages need a new gimmick.

>> No.42845684

>>42845678
Dorks are messy eaters; this is even worse.

>> No.42845686

>>42845678
Then she would need to be lovingly bullied and teased!

>> No.42845692

>>42845675
>Anon once again accidentally puts a target on his back
>Or, in this case, his neck
Sometimes I really hope there's an MG cataloging these threads so they're prepared for the portals opening.

>> No.42845694

>>42845678
>she's sitting on your lap trying to psyche herself up into biting you
>she lowers her fangs to your neck a couple times put keeps pulling away
>eventually just cries into your neck for a while
maybe next time, i guess

>> No.42845698

>>42845681
That's because everything's cute if a Witch is doing it - Dark Mages just come off as trying too hard because their Sabbath application was rejected.

>> No.42845700

>>42845659
>Anon's torso is entirely covered in bandages
>Everyone thinks he got into a terrible accident
>It's just that his cat wife went into heat

>> No.42845704

>>42845692
My home has zero crosses and no garlic - how screwed am I?

>> No.42845717

>>42845700
She kept drinking milk directly from the container and her husband used the spray-bottle on her.

>> No.42845720

>>42845698
>selfish, prideful, doesn't work well with others
i feel like this is where dark mages and witches diverge

>> No.42845723

>>42845639
>Succubus who drains you until you pass out
https://exhentai.org/g/1898338/0e05b3fbd7/

>> No.42845729

>>42845704
Your only hope is rubbing Icy Hot on your neck.

>> No.42845752

>>42845723
>succubus
>looks like ordinary human woman, horns shown only once
Mediocre.

>> No.42845753

pettan pettan tsurupettan

>> No.42845760

>>42845752
Eh, it was convo relavent
but agreed, it was also why I didnt post a pic of the "drained" parts

>> No.42845773

>>42845753
Stop bullying Suika

>> No.42845775

>>42845760
>Eh, it was convo relavent
Yeah I'm not flipping out, I just hate that trend in general. As if it was made for normalfags who think cat ears on women is too weird.

>> No.42845776

>>42845752
>Not even an 11/10 hentai woman, just an above average regular girl
Eh, I'll check it out at Anon's recommendation.

>> No.42845781

>>42845775
reminds me of horitomo's lamia that gained human legs half way through

>> No.42845782

>>42845720
Proof that Dark Mages will never be half the woman that Witches are!

>> No.42845788

>>42845782
selfish and prideful ladies are very sexy though

>> No.42845790

>>42845729
I'm afraid my neck sensitivity would be too strong to handle with the cold winds we get - I'll need to have a chainmail scarf at all times instead.

>> No.42845794

>>42845788
Only when they are lolis.

>> No.42845803

>>42845790
>Neck chastity
Oh dear, now you're fishing for bottom of the barrel deviants.

>> No.42845806

>>42845794
That's when they're fun to tease and praise.

>> No.42845818

>>42845803
Vampires are all too proud to be so degenerate! I will freely walk down the street at night.

>> No.42845866

>>42845692
>the MG IT division has saved every thread and hacked every device
>they've logged all your online activities and analyzed every file
>the Automatons have run billions of simulations
>you end up with your favorite monster girl in every one of them
Your coordinates have already been passed on to the portal initialization subdivision.
Remain calm. Do not resist unless that's what you're into.

>> No.42845881

>>42845866
so they have notified my wives then, thats good , real good

>> No.42845905
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>>42845753
Stop him! He's going to summon the lolis and turn us all into onii-chans!

>> No.42845917

>>42845866
>Mr. Anon? This is MGMD, we have a warrant for your marriage. Please come out with your pants up, we have an eel to feel waiting for you in our cart.
One of the better portal opening possibilities, honestly.

>> No.42845927

>>42845866
Man, I dunno what I'd actually get in a scenario like that?
> An Ushi or a Gazer because I think about them the most?
> A gremlin or a cheshire because they probably fit my personality more?
> Or a devil bug because "we had a lot of them to plug into the algorithm"

>> No.42845967

would you a doppelsoldier monster?

>> No.42845997

>>42845905
As if any self-respecting man would lose to zoomer womanlets.

>> No.42845999
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>>42845866

>> No.42846001

>>42845905
>>42845773
Ah balls that post was meant for a different thread

>> No.42846005

>>42845999
Nice monstergirl image, faggot.

>> No.42846020

>>42845927
>a devil bug because "we had a lot of them to plug into the algorithm"
Not that one; no way they wouldn't be trying their best to play matchmaker in that scenario. It'd probably be a combination of your own preference and perceived compatibility. Me? I've made it easy and posted my top 10 list plenty of times and described my half-thought fantasies. I'm ready.

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>> No.42846106

>>42845538
i take the black haired one
i love women with black hair

>> No.42846127

>>42846106
Gothicc vamp mommy

>> No.42846131

>>42846078
This is why you never pet strays.

>> No.42846189

>>42846131
Give them a loving home and they won't be strays anymore - perfect for pets!

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>>42845633
Got the Wendigo one.

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>>42846131
I would be the type that would be over ran with beast girls, my house would safe from getting mail because anyone approaching would be set upon by no less than 20 wans and kots with identity issues.

>> No.42846282

>>42846244
>cigarette, smug expression, band t-shirt, choker
Oh no...?

>> No.42846342

>>42846078
Is that their daughter.

>> No.42846363

>>42846282
You let your wife do some cleaning, next thing she's getting into your tshirts and vinyl and getting kind of chunni.

>> No.42846382

>>42845917
>Special forces squads of cupids and houri going door to door, dragging anons out into the arms of their (future) wife

>> No.42846397

>>42846131
it's going to be really hard not to adopt everything everywhere

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>>42845788
>>42845794
>selfish and prideful ladies are very sexy when they are lolis
It's just the right balance of "She's cute", "She's hot" and "She needs to be put in her place a bit." Loli dark mages, dragons, pharaohs etc are just too sexy.

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Doggy & Spiddy.

>> No.42846448

>>42846427
Their place is under a desk

>> No.42846467

>>42846438
YJK

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>>42846438
Ushi always relays on Miss Puffy, and you're the only guy Miss Puffy likes, so you are now her husband, congratulations.

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want a taste?

>> No.42846553

>>42846544
That depends on if Pyro has already taken a lick or not

>> No.42846558

>>42846544
>ewww, girls are gross

>> No.42846563

>>42846558
Alp.

>> No.42846588

>>42846553
odds are that tongue is going in your mouth anyway

>> No.42846606

>>42846588
>anon starts sperging how unhygienic it would be if he licked if after her
>she goes "shut up nerd" and forces him into a deep french kiss

>> No.42846638

>>42846606
Easiest trick in the book!

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Just because she is wearing all white doesn't mean she isn't a dark mage! Don't be fooled. They will lure you into their cottage, tie you up and force feed you gingerbread and milk.

>> No.42846660

>>42842728
>isekai'd in the middle of a wank
how horrifying

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>>42845654
Raiju has the same appeal to me but for completely opposite reasons, I’m so desensitized to sex at this point that I’d need to be electrocuted while being mating pressed to properly cum my brains out

>> No.42846677

>>42845654
my condolences

>> No.42846687

>>42846544
Indirect kisses are too much.
I'd rather a quick doggystyle fuck in a shady alleyway.

>> No.42846718

>>42846382
I'm sure the Special Lovers and Tactics teams would be deployed when boys get too cheeky, but if a respectful snakelady or something knocked on my door I might open up without any fanfare. Just give me a chance to be reasonable.

>> No.42846734

>>42846638
yeah and she fell for it like a fool

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>>42841051

>> No.42846785

>>42846718
Making her work for it is part of the fun

>> No.42846853

Guys I want a sabbath gf so bad bros
I want a wife one

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>>42846785
Exactly! I'm going to take myself hostage and refuse to come out unless they send their strongest special forces Hellhound to "negotiate" with me!

>> No.42846873

>>42846785
Not my cup of tea. Still, I wouldn't be surprised if we got approaches varying all the way from a polite tap to busted walls.

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Made a list of all the chaos transformations including hypothetical ones if more chaos girls get added in the future especially of the well known lovecraftian monsters.
Shoggoth-Slime Man
Wendigo-Abominable Snowman
Mindflayer-Crotch Squid
Night Gaunt-Grope Creature
Atlach Nacha-Dick Spider
Azathoth-Indescribable Entity
Cthulhu-Human Giant

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>> No.42847013

>>42846989
And they said monsterboys dont exist yet here we are

>> No.42847030

>>42847013
chaos was a misstep

>> No.42847033

>>42846873
Spider-Cow's fist straight through your bedroom wall before you're pulled through the cavity

>> No.42847045

>>42846654
>gingerbread
ew
can she forcefeed me biltong instead

>> No.42847046

>>42847013
Chaos girl husbands are basically accessories for those monstergirls. So they are essential part of them rather than a separate entity

>> No.42847071

>>42847013
Didn’t it say somewhere that the chaos monsters go by their own rules instead of fully following the DL’s plans all the way, so them having a different way of life isn’t surprising.

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Guys, did anyone lose a small child? She came up to me in the shopping mall and I can't find her parents.

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>>42847013
>>42847030
Monster boys are just pic related but male. If you think that's the same thing as chaos transformations, then you are mentally ill.

>> No.42847160

>>42847140
leap through all the hoops you want but i'm not going to be a spider

>> No.42847181

>>42847140
Yeah if I’m gonna transform I’m going all the way rather than looking like some type of weird femboy thing or whatever.

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>> No.42847194

>>42847181
There's only one scenario where I'd be okay with being a femboy incubus and that's if my monster wife had a futa monster cock to impregnate my boypussy with

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Bad news...

>> No.42847204

>>42847137
Just pat her head and tell her everything will be okay!

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>>42841051

>> No.42847218
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Due to a misunderstanding caused by the language barrier, all Anons who asked for a cunny wife be given a crab when the portals open.

>> No.42847220

>>42847202
What?

>> No.42847222

>>42847218
Crab and funny!

>> No.42847232

>>42847218
>Monsters speak finnish
>All cunny anons get bunnies instead of lolis

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Who wants some egyptian oyakodon?

>> No.42847241

https://twitter.com/kaedehito_sb/media
you guys think anything about this artist?
i like the penchant for mere lizards and lipstick

>> No.42847243

>>42847220
She's single

>> No.42847245

>>42847184
I call dibs on the one with the glasses!

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Stop fooling around with little kids and get yourself a real goat woman.

>> No.42847292

>>42847279
A real woman (child)

>> No.42847323

Is 2hu crossover art allowed?

>> No.42847331

>>42847323
Sure

>> No.42847335

>>42847279
She's big....and miss, why are you taking your shirt off? I'm just trying to go home..

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I LOVE MY JUB, even if she speaks with an english accent!

>> No.42847348

>>42847279
>>42847335
>goat wife insists you move in with her after marriage
>she lives on a cliff
>have to hang onto her for dear life while she "walks" (climbs) to get groceries or go anywhere
>insists its better this way
>insists that having you squeeze her body and flinch when she makes a jump isn't some fetish
>can't explain why running errands with you makes her unbearably horny

>> No.42847362

>>42847254
I am in desperate need of Dark Elf

>> No.42847368

>>42847033
And how many poor souls would have a hand clapped over their mouth before being dragged into a dark alley? The hora.

>> No.42847370

>>42847348
>Hide from bapho in your wizard tower of solitude
>she walks straight up the walls

>> No.42847374

You know what you must do

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Starting town holst>final lilim boss

>> No.42847391

>>42847184
I want right but wearing let's glasses.

>>42847232
Pergele DDDDDD:

>>42847370
A stone wall? Nice of you to install stairs. Meanwhile, in winegoat territory...

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>> No.42847403

>>42847386
no surprise there, lims are bargain-bin material

>> No.42847405

>>42847339
Which English accent?
>>42847386
How about final boss Holst.

>> No.42847406

>>42847379
How is that legal?

>> No.42847409

>>42847339
What kind of English accent?

>> No.42847411

>>42847391
All defenses should be made goat-proof via liberal application of peppermint oil.

>> No.42847418

>>42846989
I like to think that Cthulhu will do something related to dreams rather than physical transformation.
>Can no longer differentiate between dreams and reality
>Most people see you as insane because of it
>Chtulhu-chan sometimes pull you into her dreams even if you're awake
Maybe it's just because I like the idea cumming my sanity away deep in Old One pussy.

>> No.42847420

I want a mommy bapho wife!

>> No.42847421

>>42847386
instructions unclear, clipped into cow level and got 1shot by bonus boss holst

>> No.42847430

>>42847418
I like this idea
Maybe once you've incubized there's no difference between being awake or asleep, dreaming or not

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>>42847379
You were captured by a slime (Goo'd Ending)

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>>42842000
One of these days, maybe. I just use fantasy name generators that might fit best and then slapdash a portmanteau out of two options I like. My guess is you do something similar, but I don't get that vibe from your character names.

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>>42847405
>>42847409
british. she speaks UK english, yes, she calls pants trousers and hard candies sucky wuckies

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>>42847406
forget it jake, it's slime country

>> No.42847448

>>42847439
which part of the UK jubanon, theres a lot of accents

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>>42847418
Maybe that can be a thing, but why I gave them somewhat a transformation which is the most normal out of the transformation list is because most of the other chaos girls give you transformations already that’s their whole thing that makes them special compared to the regular monster girls.

>> No.42847452

>>42847439
>He lacks the hilarious, yet critical knowledge

>> No.42847457

>>42847370
Jokes on her, I have a "you must be this tall to ride" sign outside my bedroom with a 5'6" succubus holding her hand to the top of her head.

>> No.42847465

>>42847448
>Jabberwock wife but she has the voice of Lemmy Kilmister

>> No.42847467

>>42847420
>She regularly transforms between a tall hag or a petite shortstack
>Insists you call her 'momma' all the time, even when she's a loli

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>>42847452
i do lack the knowledge, but my pelvis is well educated.

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>>42847448
nta, but I imagine all chesh cats, with no exceptions, have a vaguely northern accent.

>> No.42847478

if your waifu doesn't have a cruising acceleration of at least 400 gravities why even bother

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>>42847374
Yes, I must marry the little fox.

>> No.42847491

>>42847475
i imagine all wonderland born creatures to have some sort of European accent, since Alice in wonderland was made in england
honestly i just learnt that britishpeople have diffirent candy from american people.

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>>42847386
I'd like to imagine a starting town in holstaur plains will have my wife, helping me out in the begginig, warning me not to go to the high pass area, because it's dangerous, only to wait there to claim me once I level up enough to go there
>>42847232
>Monsters speak finnish
I can't imagine the dirty talk attempts.

>> No.42847503

>>42847475
I mean I'd assume a Cheshire Cat to sound like someone from Cheshire

>> No.42847511

>>42847493
>I can't imagine the dirty talk attempts.
benis in bagina :-------D ebin

>> No.42847518

>>42847511
fug

>> No.42847524

>>42847493
>drunken girl starts talking to you in the sauna
>you can't understand her
>just keep smiling and politely laughing
>monster becomes more irate as the conversation drags on
>still can't understand her
>eventually just snaps
>screams "PERKELE" and jumps you
>other monsters start screaming perkele too, break out their accordions as she goes to town on you
>later found out that because you sat within eight meters of a monster in the sauna, such an intimate act was taken as a marriage proposal

>> No.42847527

>>42847511
Absolutely boner-shriveling

>> No.42847534

>>42847524
>excuse me maam, how do I get to the store?
>https://youtube.com/watch?v=EwqhI5xaXSQ&feature=shares&t=10

>> No.42847541

>>42847279
>fooling around with little kids
UOOOHHH

>> No.42847540

>>42847524
>Sauna isn't even 8 meters long on any side
>When you read the 1 on the capacity limit sign you just thought a digit had fallen off
Really its your fault for being in the same building as someone else.

>>42847527
Some Bong accents are almost as bad. Also, some Burger accents.

>> No.42847544

>>42847339
Is that cupcake modeled after one of her tits?

>> No.42847553

>>42847540
Cheshire Cats are very talented monstergirls - they can teleport, play tricks and manage to turn a British accent sexy.

>> No.42847555

>>42847524
>anon found cowering in the corner while 3 monsters angrily accordion at him
many such cases

>> No.42847558

I still think it's really funny how the fandom just kinda decided to make dark mages shotacons

>> No.42847562

>>42847524
Why did she call me a devil?

>> No.42847570

>>42847558
id say you can thank mythology for that one. kids are swamp witches favorite prey
i expect it's from tales told to keep kids from playing in dangerous areas

>> No.42847575

>>42847558
They're inverse witches, it makes sense.

>>42847553
The Queen's English (like a London accent, I think?) is normally pretty nice. There are a whole lot of others, though...

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>>42847553
I picture Cheshire having a cockney accent, saying nonsense and having an obsession with fish and chips.

>> No.42847578

>>42847468
Why does your wife look like a vtuber

>> No.42847583

Your thoughts?

>> No.42847586

>>42847583
All the world’s a stage,
And all the men and women merely players;
They have their exits and their entrances;
And one man in his time plays many parts.

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>>42847575
True, I was so happy when they were released.
>>42847570
Probably, don't get me wrong I ain't complaining. I'd love a dark mage to slip me a shotafication potion and make me their familiar

>> No.42847593

>>42847576
I prefer to imagine this with kikis, actually.

>>42847583
No thoughts, head empty.

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>>42847578
eh? she's just a jub jub anon.

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>>42847576

>> No.42847599

>>42847576
>Not thinking those paws are sexy
Weakness

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>>42847558
Must be the big hats.

>> No.42847605

>>42847583
I keep screaming but God doesn't hear me.

>> No.42847607

>>42847603
this is why you enchant your own equipment

>> No.42847609

Do you think shogs tell their husbands they they're assimilating them? I got to say it would probably give me whiplash If I just randomly out of nowhere became slime

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>>42847583
Fucking wendi hags in my abominable snowman form.

>> No.42847614

>>42847575
which part of London anon?

>> No.42847621

>>42847609
I mean if we add the soulmate stuff for a second your very essence was already telling her you want to become a slime being that your very soul is built for it instead of the regular incubus transformations.

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I wanna fluffy fluff mofu all day long

>> No.42847625

>>42847438
>fantasy name generators
I think I tried that early on, but I kept getting the same or minimally different names.

>> No.42847628

>>42847614
I'm impressing my countrymen by being aware that there's more than one type of English accent. Don't ask me questions you know I can't answer, you cheeky cunt.

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>>42847593
Kikis have two flavors for me. Cute slavic girl, or her hot but strict slavic mother.

>> No.42847649

>>42847137
Check inside the hem of her clothes in case there's a nametag or address label for when she gets lost.

>> No.42847678

>>42847649
>local anon found stripping child
>when ask for a statement the local sabbath branch is quoted as saying "nice."

>> No.42847699

>>42847621
I mean yeah but it's not like conscious so if you're unaware of it it might take you by surprise and give you whiplash to some extent, like I dunno about you but I think most people would not be very pleased about being turned without their knowledge

>> No.42847722

>>42847636
>Kikis have two flavors for me. Cute slavic girl, or cute Slavic woman.
I understand.

>> No.42847727

>>42847699
>stub your toe
>doesn't hurt
such betrayal. anyway, back to banging shog to punish that naughtiness

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42847744

>>42847609
Maybe. I think that may be up to an individual rather than a species thing. Even before the change, shog sex is described as being intense enough to give you that sensation. It's not like she'd hide it from you, but many might see it as a normal process which doesn't need explaining like peeing or pooping; the "you never asked" tier. A shoggoth who's more in tune with the cultural gap would probably tell you. As far as chaos girls go, her change is the most tolerable for me. The only time I'm really aware of the inner-workings of my body are when it's inconveniencing me. If I feel and look outwardly the same most of the time, that's good enough for me at least.

>> No.42847761

>>42847583
dark magehood goes well with everymamano

>> No.42847762

>>42847649
>Anon in busy shopping centre
>Anon pulls down loli's skimpy underwear
>makes a close inspection
>no nametag or address
>looks up
>> there is a line-up of lolis forming

>> No.42847773

Hasn't it been a month since malef was released? When is she getting public release?

>> No.42847787

>>42847773
any answer would be speculative

>> No.42847789

>>42847773
Pay up, western devil

>> No.42847811

>>42847744
Shoggoth would just gaslight you into thinking you wanted to be slime the whole time.

>> No.42847813

>>42847727
Well I mean I wouldn't care personally I would think it's cool as fuck, I would thank her for it and if I found out that my waifu was a shog I would ask for assimilation ASAP. Most people are not me though

>> No.42847821

>>42847744
Yeah I like her change the most as well, like I personally would not be upset but I am also aware that it's going to happen. I'm kind of a little autistic when it comes to honesty I am probably too honest so I would actually feel a little weird that she didn't tell me but I wouldn't care that much overall especially since I expect it

>> No.42847833
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42847833

I created something... Do You like it anons ?

>> No.42847837

>>42847744
I dont think of appreciate not being made aware, but if you wife a shog you have to learn to deal with some strangeness. Unlike some other transformations hers is pretty much all benefit anyway. I'd get over it.

>> No.42847847

>>42847833
Saved.

>> No.42847863

>>42847773
Whenever he feels like it. Could be tomorrow or it could be never.

>> No.42847864

>>42847744
Imagine, no more pulled muscles, no more random joint pain or headaches.

>> No.42847870

>>42847833
wanna fug :DDDD

>> No.42847871

>>42847833
fucking horrific, I'll take 20

>> No.42847874
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>>42847761
Witch hats are overpowered. Give any monster a big stupid floppy mage hat and she's instantly best girl. It's just not fair.

>> No.42847886
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42847886

Ancient evil successfully contained.

>> No.42847889

>>42847847
>>42847870
:DDDDDDDD
>>42847871
I tried my best

>> No.42847894

>>42847886
no fair, it's my turn to wear the straightjacket

>> No.42847898

>>42847886
I want to squirt them with a spray-bottle

>> No.42847907

>>42847894
>straightjacket
Careful, that's an alp's favorite article of clothing.

>> No.42847925

>>42847907
no no, it's very straight. it's in the name

>> No.42847939

>>42847907
Would you tranny chasers go somewhere else?

>> No.42847963

>>42847386
>lilim
Why would anyone want those giga femcels?
Even the dragoncels are a better alternative

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>>42847907

>> No.42848054

>>42847386
I'm recruiting her to my party.

>> No.42848067
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>>42846342
Kind of.
Head fox was trying to get him to marry someone to share the burden of the curse while Senko isolated herself to purify it, and he was THIS close to marrying the Tanuki before he decided that he would rather die of a curse than be apart from Senko. The curse took on physical form as a little girl and he insisted on raising her with Senko so as to avoid her being disposed of since she's the physical embodiment of a curse.
I'm paraphrasing a lot, but the long and short of it and that she's slightly spoiled, slightly bratty, but ultimately good natured little girl

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>>42847773
Public release would be in the third book. I already have the first two books and have no problem waiting for the third.

>> No.42848114

>>42847386
>>42848054
>hero bursts into lilim's throne room
>she's been waiting her whole life for this moment
>almost dripping onto the floor while she listens to her hero monologue
>"-and I will defeat you, demon! In the name of justice, my partner and I will strike you down!"
>lilim's face goes blank
>did this runt just say partner?
>level 6 holst in an ill-fitting mix of leather scraps and metal totters out to stand next to the hero wielding a sword so dull she'd have to use both hands to cut butter
>lilim uses a banish spell to send them home and gets drunk

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>> No.42848122

>>42848068
The public release could easily be in the games first update.

>> No.42848143

>>42848122
I don't see KC putting in a new girl that doesn't have a sizable fanbase yet. He is more likely to choose a safer girl that will satisfy more customers/fans, I see a lamia or a wan or even a cow before he thinks of putting in the new dragon.

>> No.42848145

>>42848122
>the games first update.
Kek.
Well played Ms Chesh.

>> No.42848155

>>42845594
Minus the obvious furrybait like Lucario or Lopunny I can guarantee you at least one of the people who designed Gardevoire knew the effect it was going to have

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>> No.42848240

>>42848143
werewolf and holstaur aren't exactly a secret

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42848254

>>42848203

>> No.42848275

>>42848143
>He is more likely to choose a safer girl that will satisfy more customers/fans,
Do you think he knows patreon wants siths?

>> No.42848298

>>42848143
Probably wurm. She may not be everyone's favorite but she seems to be in everyone's top 10.

>> No.42848346

>>42846544
From a friend
Smoldering Candy

A dark brown candy with a distinctive pattern that looks like a smoldering fire.
It is easily sold in the city of the parent demon territory near the volcanic area.
The taste varies from manufacturer to manufacturer, but the dark brown part tastes like chocolate and the patterned part tastes like orange, and a little bit of spice from the demon world is kneaded into the candy.

The bitter taste of the chocolate, the refreshing sweetness of the citrus, and the spicy taste hidden in the chocolate are all part of the flavor of the chocolate.
It is popular not only among children who want to act like adults, but also among adults.
It is also popular as a souvenir.
In addition to the flavors mentioned above, this candy also contains the following flavors
the magic of Pyrow, a monster girl who lives in the volcano.
The amount of magic very small to the point it is negligible.
The amount is so small that it can be consumed by monster girls as well as humans.
It does not have an immediate stimulating or energizing effect when eaten by humans, let alone demon girls, and can be enjoyed like regular candy and can be enjoyed just like regular candy.
It can be enjoyed like a normal candy. However, even in small quantities, the effects of the spices and magical powers of the demon world are still present, and it is impossible to get used to this candy.
If an unaccustomed person eats this candy, he or she may
the flames of sexual desire in the body will begin to hate it.
the fire of sexual desire in the body.

The smoldering libido will be extinguished, just as it was when Pyrow's "power to light the fire" was used or the first time a man eats this candy.

There have been cases where a man who first ate the candy invited a monster girl to have sex with him.
This candy is not very effective, so it is easy to develop a tolerance to it when consumed.
It is easy to become resistant to it when eaten.

Therefore, it is recommended that men who have just visited the volcano town and who have not built up a tolerance to this candy so that they may enjoy the sight of a horny man.
After enjoying the sight of him being horny, some monster girls are so horny that they will become horny themselves.

After having sex with the man, the two of them, now that they have developed a tolerance for the candy, enjoy it again as a normal candy.

Afterwards the couple can enjoy it again as a normal candy.

>> No.42848349

>>42848254
I'd get my belt out

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>> No.42848384

>>42848346
it's nice to mix in tiny dashes of corruption in between the heavy hitters

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>> No.42848407

>>42846674
>You end up cumming from her hugging you a single time

>> No.42848427

>>42848298
shes a very good girl to be frank

>> No.42848434

>>42848143
I swear if we don't get a fucking balrog I will eat someone

>> No.42848448

>>42848407
Does she cum from you cumming? Does the current redirect into her?

>> No.42848481

>>42848427
>shes a very good girl to be frank
But her name is Jenny...

>> No.42848508
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42848508

>like night gaunts because Rindou gave me a fetish for girls in full skin-tight bodysuits being molested and fucked by tentacles
It's a funny coincidence because Rindou has also promised to release a game based on his works soon for several years now without anything to show for it. There's also that new manga he's been teasing for close to five years now. Man, it sucks when two creators you really like are both blueballing you at the same time.

>> No.42848516

Pat the rat.
Do it stat

>> No.42848551

>>42848434
I wouldn't hold your breath unless you can hold your breath till october area.

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42848554

>>42848516
Holy fuck--include an actual rat when post shit like that.

>> No.42848556

NEED fat undead ass, you literally can't go wrong with any undead

>> No.42848575

>>42848554
No.
The lack of rat was a call to action.
It requested that you go out and seek a rat to pat, I was not here to supply you with one.

This was a quest, a quest for rat.

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>>42848556
On it.

>> No.42848579
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42848579

>>42848508
Don’t Night Gaunts have crippling anxiety if you’re not transformed and attached to their bodies, which I’ve said before in the past threads the chaos girls besides Nacha give me more yandere vibes than Hebis.

>> No.42848582

>>42848554
PUFFY
VULVA

>> No.42848591

>>42848579
Yeah, I think gaunts get very nervous and anxious when not in direct contact with husband.

>> No.42848617

>>42848576
God that fat ass is royalty, I can see why all wights act so haughty if they've got the buns of an entire country to hoist around, I'd willingly pay fealty to her to the point of passing out

>> No.42848633

>>42848617
See, thats why my redcap roommate tells me but I'm pretty sure she's just trying to play off the fact that she lives entirely off of poptarts outside of her little 'hunting' moods.

>> No.42848692

>>42848579
>Don’t Night Gaunts have crippling anxiety if you’re not transformed and attached to their bodies
Absolutely couldn't deal with this despite kind of liking their schtick otherwise. I have the same problem with yips.

>> No.42848705

>>42848692
I need a wife to deal with my crippling anxiety being away from them.

>> No.42848710
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>If one focuses their gaze to the utmost limit and peers deep within the darkness, one will vaguely be able to make out a figure. However, if one is able to recognize the true form of the one who lurks in the darkness and what he is doing with the young girl, the spectacle will be burned into one's mind, and they will be unable to maintain their sanity; or so it is said.
You know it makes wonder if the so called sanity drain Wendigo incubi do to people when they look at them directly is actually talking about how looking at one makes you want to submit to Wendigo pussy completely and that you will marry one of the Wendigo incubus’s daughters, because I know MGE isn’t a place for dark shit.

>> No.42848752

I like to think there's a "retired" hero who has his own talk show where he interviews various monster girls ala Space Ghost.

>> No.42848756
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>>42848752
Make it literal and his wife is a wisp.

>> No.42848766

Can monsters stop building malif kingdoms and deep, dark, high-level demon realms around human starting towns? It's making it more difficult for humans to start their journey.

>> No.42848769
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>>42848756
>not mamono zorak

>> No.42848770

>>42848508
>TFW (You) are the tentacles this time.

>> No.42848780

>>42848770
never looked at man marionette?
wouldn't blame you, tentacle forest is a strange place

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>>42848780
I saw this awhile ago though I don’t know how canon this is and might delete the post eventually since it’s kinda out there and might set some people off.

>> No.42848801

>>42848794
Totally canon. All those who go against monsters are turned into underwear.

>> No.42848814
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42848814

Thinking about underwear has made me horny for lolis again.

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>>42848752
It would be cool to be the human male guest who praises Extremists on Mamano Memri TV

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>>42848556
Fat undead loli ass is the best

>> No.42849121

>>42848819
>All Human Men should be covered, so they do not attract the advances of conniving, sinful grape snakes.

>> No.42849128

>>42848819
"She is, and dare I say it, a Danuki."

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>>42849121
Covered by their wives.

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>>42849121
Anon can't leave the house without his wife or a female relative escort.

>> No.42849146

>>42849142
! !

>> No.42849160

>>42849142
only if she gives me her big meaty paw to hold

>> No.42849165

>>42848819
>Show is just a group of old Anubis Hags, complaining about the rebelliousness of young boys, that they should already be married with several children.

>> No.42849177

Need a tag team anubis and Kiki to rapidly transform me from a zero to hero with consistent scheduling instead of everything last minute

>> No.42849185

>>42849177
if you want to go to hero i figure go with echidna or valkyrie/dark valkyrie combo

>> No.42849203

>>42849165
>"My own daughter, a Temple Priestess has told me of a boy who regularly trespasses on holy ground to flip the dresses of the guards."
>All of the old Anubi tsk, tut and shake their heads in disapproval.
>"But because of the new laws, he will only be thrown out! This is the problem with this society, men are allowed to hold jobs, dress in new fashions. Back when I was a pup, a man was permitted only a linen loincloth. It taught them humility..."

>> No.42849214

>>42849165
>intern anon arrives on the set with coffee
>"wise" anubis hags all dive for him and try to take him for themselves
>show makes bank while broadcasting the rape

>> No.42849228

>>42849214
>"By the Pharoah, behave yourself boy, or I will give you a taste of footpaws."

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>>42849214
He shouldn't have came on the set dressed immodestly, a pair of shorts and a shortsleeved dress shirt, looking all submissive and breedable, those anubi couldn't help themselves.

>> No.42849233

I can fix her

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>>42849233

>> No.42849250

>>42849243
We'll start by having a date that doesn't adhere to a strict schedule, we're just going to get coffee and talk about whatever comes to mind.

>> No.42849256

>>42849233
Fix? What's there to fix?

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>>42849233
For every Anon looking at a monster and thinking "I can fix her" there is a monster looking right back thinking "I can corrupt him"

>> No.42849270

>>42849165
>"First, let us talk of the Apophis, the prisoner fruit seller"

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>>42849214
>When the intern walks in, fully-clothed in business attire.
This will anger the gods. Ra give me strength.

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>>42849233
Yeah yeah, just wait until after her shift is done.

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>>42849261
it's scarier when they want to purify you

>> No.42849283

>>42849261
What happens when an incorruptible anon meets an unfixable pervert?

>> No.42849299

>>42849280
>guard arrests you for being single
>can't leave her post until her shift ends
>rubs herself all over you and writes her name on your back in marker

>> No.42849301

>>42849283
Marriage

>> No.42849307

>>42849283
Well anon, when anon and a monster love each other....

>> No.42849320

>>42848819
>Cooking segment of Mamano Memri TV, hosted by a large Nile Crocodile Girl.
>Constant prank calls from Anons, telling her about how the Pharaoh has no power over them and the Apophis will rise.
>"By the Pharaoh, you callers are dogs, I will go on as usual."
>"If there is a true Pharaoh-installed regime, you Humans will not have such freedoms, Gods willing."
>Proceeds to get more and more agitated, her thick croc tails swinging around and knocking over pots.

>> No.42849327

>>42848349
>takes belt out
>pants fall down
>.....
>many such cases

>> No.42849339

>>42849261
I'm thinking: 'I can save her'
She's thinking: 'Finally unsealed after a thousand years! And by a cute, foolish young human, no less! I'll mold him into the perfect servant (husband), and together we'll enact my devious plan and take over entire kingdoms!' (travelling abroad for the honeymoon and buying a cozy house in the countryside)

>> No.42849349

>>42849320
>rata comes in with a list of the most compatible Anons for the hosts
>demands payment
>entire cast gets agitated, starts attacking her
>GIVE US THE DOCUMENTS FARFOUR

>> No.42849355

>Unseal an ancient evil
>Ancient evil is a loli
How disappointed would you be?

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>>42849355
Fuck her enough she becomes hag, mind over matter yo.

>> No.42849367

>>42849355
not ripe yet. need to put her back in the oven (sealed shrine) for another couple hundred years

>> No.42849370

>>42849355
This is why you keep megamorph potions handy

>> No.42849371

>>42849355
your fault for not researching first and just unsealing the mystery box

>> No.42849373

>>42849327
This is why you carry an extra belt for disciplining

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>>42849355
Lucky!

>> No.42849385

>>42849376
This spiky brat looks weak to anal!

>> No.42849393

>>42849376
she's got quite a long tail

>> No.42849394

>>42849373
Pick a belt.
https://youtu.be/-KDaOYwkSJw

>> No.42849395

>>42849376
I'd go along with her malef dragon thing

>> No.42849397

>>42849355
I wouldn't, I'd pick up the adorable little thing and baby her.

>> No.42849400

>>42849385
Evilness and analness are directly proportional

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>>42849355
Is she an ancient loli, or an actual loli?
I'm more about the ancient *personality* than her necessarily being a meaty love goddess.

>> No.42849440

>>42849355
>All of her "Evil plans" just involve stealing candy from stores and staying up past her bedtime.
This isn't what I had in mind when I joined this cult.

>> No.42849441
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42849441

She can't fix me

>> No.42849457

>>42849441
Needs love correction

>> No.42849461

>>42849418
Ancient evil implies ancient

>> No.42849474

>>42849441
Your big fat bloobies

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>>42849441
>t. fixable anon

>> No.42849556

>>42848448
No but you’ll probably be used as a dildo before she realizes you passed out 5 minutes ago, just hang in there until you incubize

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>>42849461
Then bring on the ancient evil! I'm ready to face the peril.
Or have the peril sit on my face. Whatever.

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>>42849461
behold she of the primordial ooze, the ancient of ancients, the originator

>> No.42849601
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42849601

Spring is cumming.

>> No.42849606

>>42849595
unbelievable urge to clench my hand

>> No.42849612

>>42849601
she is cumming

>> No.42849621

>>42849606
>You clench your fist
>Her eyes pop out like one of those stress toys
>You release and there's the cutest little giggle
Reminds me of that comic where a dude hits a slime and she just "?" at him.

>> No.42849668
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>>42849601
I'm going to feed her so many bananas. Need to make sure she stays soft after the cocoon.

>> No.42849710

>>42849621
That's adorable. Slimes are such good girls!

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>>42849668
Purposely overfeeding your greenworm to get a fat, meaty butterfly gf is patrician

>> No.42849725

>>42849716
I'd feel bad dodging the lazy caterpillar's advances and wearing a respirator at all times, but it'd be worth it.

>> No.42849768

>>42849716
>Give a Greenworm a vape and she'll evolve into a Wonderworm

>> No.42849774

>>42849768
Sounds like it would devolve them but you can't go lower than a Greenworm unless they turn into a Giant Slug

>> No.42849801

Shirokuto and the girls don't want you in their sabbath, you're too creepy and touchy with them. Go hang out with Kurofufuru and her degenerate friends instead.

>> No.42849817
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>>42849725
hugging the worm until your filters go bad

>> No.42849820

>>42848218
CREAMY FOX THIGHS

>> No.42849822

>>42849801
But I don't like how the extremists dress. It's so dull and boring.

>> No.42849829

>>42849801
having purpose-built tearable/repairable uniforms for the girls tells me all i need to know

>> No.42849870

strip club sabbath when
I want to see dancing naked exotic child showing me their cunnies for the price of double my salary!

>> No.42849880
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Renrushka art when? And all those loli liches too.

>> No.42849888

>>42849870
>the dancer puts a twenty in your waistband
oh

>> No.42849895

>>42849817
>"You know, if you just want to smoke with me, you can."
>"*HAAAAA* "Shh." *PSSSSH*

>> No.42849921

>>42849888
>MGE work-state program
>Paid a decent wage to go to strip clubs and watch monsters dance

>> No.42849955

>>42849441
Demon and devil bait, prepare for pampering

>> No.42849981
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>> No.42849988

>>42848710
i always thought it wasn't very "abyssal" at all and was more of a joke
>at a barbecue
>talking to your friend's wendigo wife about meat, since she's the expert
>your gaze wanders above her head and you focus in on the shadow behind her
>it's your friend, except now he's around 10 feet tall and-
>you are struck with the revelation that she's probably been having sex with him this entire event
>suddenly her constant sweating and blushing make sense, you thought it was the heat
>you think back on how many times you've spoken to her like this in the past and how many times her husband's been "somewhere in the back"
>he waves at you

>> No.42850031

>>42848710
Well the clue is "or so it is said" meaning it could just be bullshit. Folktales basically.

>> No.42850033

>>42849988
That could be the case too since it does sound like KC is just joking around with the insanity idea that lovecraftian beings have with them.

>> No.42850048

>>42850031
Still I think it would be funny you could just look at someone long enough and make them like the monster girls you like, now that’s a super power.

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>> No.42850059

>>42850048
A gazerfag can do it. If his wife is standing over his shoulder.

>> No.42850078

>>42850048
the essence of greenwormfag

>> No.42850141

>>42850056
She needs a waxing.

>> No.42850144

>>42850056
I want to feel her feathers.

>> No.42850147

>>42850141
>>42850144
anon, thats vtumor, just so you know

>> No.42850152

>>42850147
ew

>> No.42850154

>>42850147
I still want to feel her feathers.

>> No.42850227

>>42848819
>>42849121
>>42849128
>>42849165
>>42849320
>>42849349
>>42849270
>Mamano Memri TV

>"Even though according to Nehekharan Law. Squish Todd Rhombus Trousers should be killed in all cases." Says some Anubis priestess.
>Switch to another channel
>"This is my comment! And old Khopesh is my only comment!!" Says some Desert Land male human
>Switch to another channel, showing a Sandworm surprisingly
>"First of all, I won't allow anyone to say "Paul Atreides" without the title; "Maudib and Supreme Lord AND super duper emperor of Arrakis.""
>switch to another channel, and it shows a desert lands human male preacher going on:
>"The cartoon character Squish Todd Rhombus Trousers lives in a cantelope under the sea yes? Where do you think he has obtained such a fruit live in and withstand water? Through Jihad!"
>Switch again to another channel this time showing a Pharaoh and an Apophis arguing
>"I will chop your head off if you talk about Nagash!" Exclaims the Pharaoh
>"Eat shit bitch! I will talk about Nagash!!!" Shouts the Apophis back.
>Hand to hand combat with noises and scuffling heard
>DEMOCRACY AND LIBERTY CLUB text appears
>"Come here you daughter of a bastard!" One of the desert mamono is heard saying

>> No.42850294
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42850294

Hero alps for you.

>> No.42850301

>>42850294
One of the cases where alping is allowed is if your monster wife is a futanari

>> No.42850313

>>42850301
Dumb faggot
If she were a woman instead she wouldn't need to alp at all

>> No.42850367

>>42849494
>she tries to fix him
>she can't
>DL fixes him
>...
>nobody cares as 'he' is now an Alp
>fixed

>> No.42850385

>>42842819
Really don't see the appeal desu

>> No.42850419

>>42850227
Memri TV is a true gem.

>> No.42850450

>>42850227
>"we emphasize the peaceful nature of our living armor"
>"lesbianism is not as bad as singleness, in practical terms"

>> No.42850514
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42850514

Come to the Desert Kingdoms.

>> No.42850522

>>42850514
I will help The grape snake overthrow the pharaoh

>> No.42850528

>>42850514
No

>> No.42850540

>>42850522
sorry anon your just getting pumped full of venom instead

>> No.42850542
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Cum to the Desert Kingdoms.

>> No.42850589

>>42850542
Shouldn't she be at school or something

>> No.42850591
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>>42850542
Don't do it, Anons. I went and they trapped me here. I can't pass through those searing sands without sunblock, and they won't give me any. My scorpion wife just stings me into a coma whenever I beg her to let me leave her cave.

>> No.42850593

>>42850589
Queens don't need to go to school and they don't have homework.

>> No.42850601

>>42850591
It's simple, tell her you don't love her and want a new wife

>> No.42850610

>>42850514
Hail Pharaoh.

>> No.42850657

>>42850294
>cape turns guys into alps
Soldier boy and Edna where right

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>>42850589
The desert School is run by that mean old grape snek and her bumbling secretary anon!

>> No.42850690

always help your monster wife cross-class into cow, it'll unlock fun new interactions/costumes in the bedroom!

>> No.42850696

>>42850690
but will she unlock the "moo" skill?

>> No.42850701

>>42850696
That's one of the passives, I'm sure you'll find out how to trigger it before she activates her rage meter

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>>42850701
>rage meter
But cows are peaceful...

>> No.42850740

>>42850723
Not if you keep them pent up and un-lain, you trade off more power/milkiness for even more meter management

>> No.42850783

>>42850591
Hang yourself, she will understand

>> No.42850806

>>42850601
Don’t worry anon, he’s just in denial

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42850819

eat pussy

>> No.42850828

>>42850819
Too big...

>> No.42850846

>>42849320
You're supposed to be screening these calls Engineer!

>> No.42850856

>>42850819
I remember making that I’m surprised someone saved it.

>> No.42850897
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42850897

i luv my jub

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