Monster Girl Thread

[Anonymous No.]

Come my Love, be one with the sea~
Stay with me for eternity.
Feel my love, swell with the tide,
Our love will never die.

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[Anonymous No.]

Huge monster hags

[Anonymous No.]

I did something embarrassing and despite wiping away all evidence there are people who know
They will always know

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pet foxes

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Massive megafauna milkers

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>>42905874

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>>42905901
mofu milk...

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mamanopoly

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>>42905916
Tastes faintly of tofu.

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>>42905966
Sóy milk?

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>>42905901
>>42905966
not nearly milky enough

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>>42905839
Sex with dragon hags.

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What's your waifu's favorite food? Other than you, of course.
Are you able to cook her favorite dish?

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>>42905871
Anon no it's a trap!

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>>42906157
im not trapped. i can leave whenever i want!

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>>42906157
She thinks she has trapped me, but all she has done is give me the perfect angle to grope her butt.

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>>42906149
She has a preference for japanese style foods, but loves rabbit as they could be caught near her childhood home.

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>>42905839
Everyone who doesn't love the deep sea simply hasn't considered it.

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>>42906261
>cold, dark, slimy, wet
It's not for a landlubber like me, but you do you.

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>>42906304
>cold
Just stick by a geothermal vent
>dark
Bioluminescence
>slimy
Well lubricated
>wet
Baby it's better down where it's wetter unda da sea

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>>42906557
Snakes just want your warmth and semen. Such selfish creatures.

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>>42905848
I need your largest monster hag, NOW

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>>42906620
Ufufu.

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>>42906149
She cooks all sorts of delicious stuff all the time (she's concerned I'm not eating enough), but her favorite meal is just dinner with me...with a bit of "special sauce" to top off her plate.

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>>42906620
Are you sure you can handle the largest hag?

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>>42906149
Magnificient is she, and of a race that invented cooking food! Men should stay away from the kitchen, for the heat can grow quite intense!

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>>42906620

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>>42906749
What do they feed the foxes in gachas?
I thought vulpines were a smaller family of canines.

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>>42906775
from what i understand she's a horse

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>>42905839
>ftw you don't like her lobster

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>>42906149
Peppers, bonus spicy kisses.

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>>42905870
How can I buy that book without being embarrassed bringing to the counter

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I'm willing to risk it all to sex this fox.

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>>42906932
>>42906945
anon how did you find a video from my childhood?

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>>42906646
The big fox is nice and all but what about girls you wouldn't normally think being big? Imagine a 7 foot tall kobold or a kiki that towers over you and keeps 'accidentally' slamming her tits in your face.

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>>42906964
I have a theory that as long as you fuck an evil fox frequently enough, she won't be thinking of doing anything distasteful.

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>>42906979
dormouse

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>>42906979
i'd love a 8ft tall meaty kik, and I would be groping her whenever i can

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>>42906984
and how much daily do you think is "enough"?

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Are Apophis longer than the average lamia or about the same?

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>>42907022
same length more width

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>>42906996
enough that she has a lot of kids to worry about while you go to work. wouldn't want the kids to worry about mom doing something evil and she wants the kids to not get trapped in a rock for millions of years like she did

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>>42906979
big, overly excited march hare that's trying very hard to restrain herself

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>>42906964
I bet she loves teasing you by running her claws along your neck and gently biting your sensitive spots, just short of drawing blood. She looks like the type who loves making you squirm before she kisses you until your mind turns to mush.

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>>42907030
>Demon Lord has assigned you to marry an ancient evil fox who hasn't fully accepted mamono mana yet
>Get paid to put a litter in her every time she starts plotting the downfall of a nation
Sounds fun.

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>>42907038
That's why I like her. Dangerous, teasing, beautiful. The perfect monster to make into a wife and later a mother.

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>>42907047
>She starts studying some forbidden magic to cause a great calamity
>Give her a creampie so massive she can't think of anything else
>She practices her pyromancy skills to burn down crops
>Massive creampie
>She prepares a frontal assault on the emperor's castle
>Massive creampie
It's a tough job, but a necessary one.

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i somehow left Zipangu with my virginity intact.

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>>42907023
Are you calling the glorious rightful purple ruler of the sands FAT?

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>>42907130
The first stop I'd make while visiting Zipangu is to the red district, I'd ask for the tallest kejourou.

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Big kefir dispensers

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>>42907234
is it rude if I use her kefir to make a protein milkshake?

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>>42907124
Loli Rachel is pretty cute

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>>42907155
Bigger.

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>>42907124
Context?

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>>42907155
Fat purple sand snake

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Has kc's art continue to improve?

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>>42907414
What's wrong with KC's art apart from there isn't enough of it

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>>42907419

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>>42907414

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>>42907426
Looks fine if a bit dated and being an unpopular species.

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>when you go back and read profiles from ten years ago and they are diffrent from you remember.

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>>42907155
>rock hard abs from all the core motion required to slither
>little bit of pudge from being a throne-warming neet all day
Hoo boy

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>>42907414
His progress is less noticeable but yes.
His feet are no longer too small, on the opposite his paws and claws are now reasonably sized.
He seems to be better with colors too.
He hasn't had a weird anatomy drawing since that one World Guide cover either.

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>>42906979
big maids are for pushing down on the bed

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>>42907517
Good to hear

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Literal cuddle bugs

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>>42907603
Greenworm who gets extra cuddly after a good meal.

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>>42907615
>Find humble Olive Garden busboy
>Just got to work and going into the supply closet discover a very sleepy greenworm asleep having somehow broke in and demolished the entire supply of veggies and fruits

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>>42907615
>after a good meal.
It would've been easier just to type "constantly." Blessed Architect bugs.

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I wanna sniff danuki breath!

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>>42907753
fuck off retard

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Let me just remind you that it's absolutely NOT proper or acceptable to be going through your waifu's computer without her knowledge. No matter what the rumors say, she actually doesn't have gigabytes upon gigabytes of lewd and embarrassing fanart of (you) on there and even if there was, it's her private business and it's not okay to be looking at it without her knowledge! In fact, even if she left her computer on by accident, you should just shut it down without looking at what's on the monitor because it's probably something private and important and you wouldn't be interested anyway.

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>>42907796
>Hellhound wife leaves phone open one day, decide to check her history because I need gift ideas for her birthday
>She's been looking up the most girly girl shit imaginable, dresses and all manner of happy sunshine shit that is the total opposite of how she presents as an aggressive rape monster.
The look on her face when she opens my gift to her.

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>>42907796
>eating dinner one night
>casually mention that you found "the story"
>wife spits her dinner across the table
>babbles about how it was a different time, and then demands that you forget everything
>tell her it was just a joke
>wife quickly tells you that she was joking too, and that she has NEVER written weird fanfic of you
>catch her retooling all her passwords later that night

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>Anon have you seen the news on TV?
>Earth is being attacked by creatures from Uranus and... oh wait no it's a movie

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>>42905839

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>>42907651
>greenworm goes to olive garden
>she learns about the unlimited soup, salad, and breadsticks
>they even give her a cute boy as a waiter
How long until every olive garden gets turned into a butterfly kingdom?

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I love my Jub!!!!!!!!!

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I would feel much better with a Jinko nurse.

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>>42908150
She better have a license.
Predatory felines aren't the most suited for healthcare careers.

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>>42908002
cute, very cute

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>>42908174
What about mahou shoujo jinkos?

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>>42908150
What about an undead nurse? she has an excellent hand applying shots, a steady hand like she has no pulse

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>>42908174
I'm sure she could handle it, and I would find her presence comforting.
>>42908214
I have no doubts about Dr. Lich's qualifications, but I still have reservations about going to a medic with no pulse.

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bros my alp gf is so cool
she can take off the horns and wings to blend into humans
it's weird though, the parts feel like they're made of plastic and latex.
also, she has a penis, is this normal?

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>>42908214
Dr. Lich went to medical school like 400 years ago. Do you know what medical schools were teaching 400 years ago?

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>>42908322
They didn't have chainsaws 400 years ago.

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Thinking about how dullahans throwing their heads as dick seeking missiles would work. I'd assume the head would need some sort of way to burn away the targets clothing in that area for it to work. Might just be a good way to knock someone out since the body should to be fully autonomous.

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Ever since the great holstaur scandal, I've been looking into alternate sources of milk. Goats seem promising.

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4mon's /g/ board would be the easiest to farm (You)s from.
Automatons always give boys a (You), no matter how retarded their posts are.
>Completely derail a thread about VR by blog posting about the most mundane stuff
>Still receive 20+ (You)s per post

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>>42908373
Baphomet milk...

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>>42908384
Would it come out fresh due to their youthful appearance, or spoiled due to their true age?

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>>42908405
Fresh and rich

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>>42908373
what happened with holsts?

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do not accept handjobs from shark girls
shark skin is like sandpaper
do not do it

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>>42908445
plugged Hakus in the milkin' machines for hours till they where dumb cows

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>>42908547
They're better at blowjobs.

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Kamaitachi is best girl(s)

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She pleasures the soul literally.

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>>42908367
>dullahan is chasing you
>throws her own head
>body catches you before you can get up and figure out what just hit you
Mamono hunting strats are a thing to behold

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>>42908578
I like to imagine all three of them making me sniff their breath all at the same time

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>>42908918
Goddamn she all up in that man’s dick.

[Anonymous No.]

look at this baphomet

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Luv gazer

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>>42908613
>Playing catch with your dullhans head

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>>42908990
>>>/trash/
Fuck off

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>>42908600
Ghosts are God tier undead types, wisps and phantoms are amazing. Imagine a phantom dork trapping you in her erotic fantasies

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>>42908578
I forget if they're a hive mind or not desu

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>>42908548
B-but the hakus wanted it! It's a deep fetish some have!

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>>42909055
> You wake up in bed with a weird ghost cat.
> She wants sex.
> Missionary position sex.
> No condom.
> This is pretty cozy and normal!

> As you are about to penetrate her, you hear it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=siwpn14IE7E

> Goddamn trolly ghost cat

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>>42909117
Just sign on the dotted line anon, we will wire you $50k and some immigration papers to allow you to stay in the mamano kingdom, the marriage clause, don't worry about that, it's just for payroll tax purposes and training in your new role in the organization.

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>>42909088
Chesh with phantom powers is too strong

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>>42909154
I wanna be a tutor for the local mofukuza don's oldest daughter!

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>>42909230
Mofukuza's Daugther falls in love with anon her tutor, one of her attendants catch you to in mid congress, but you both are unaware, awake after dinner one night having been black bagged, strapped into a dental chair, anon's mind goes to a dark place but thankfully to your relief the boss says it's time to ink you up rather than send you on holiday. You and her daughter now have matching tattoos.

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>>42909226
Huge tiddy fox > *

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>>42909154
She really needs a demon assistant to help her handle these things.

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>>42909154
this misbehaving vixen needs headpat correction
>>42909230
this well-behaving vixen needs headpat rewards

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Huh just was doing some reading on H.P Lovecraft stories and the mother of the Wendigo/Ithaka is Shub-Niggurath, that it makes me wonder if KC does infact make Shub-Niggurath a monster girl I wonder if he’ll reference the Wendigo is somehow related to her, also this is probably what is underneath the coat if the coat got pulled off somehow before the husband changes back into his human form.
https://lovecraft.fandom.com/wiki/Ithaqua

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>>42909154
Isn't this the anego that's weak to anal.

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>>42909368
Well she is definitely one of the easiest one to do, just combine an Enchina, bapo, and maybe shog? Not sure if she would be a species though or not

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>>42909393

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>>42909403
She's still the one shitpost greentext Kitsune I'm not ashamed of making years ago because Mofuzuka anego is a good girl.

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Which monster would you want as your primary care provider? I think a Danuki might be a little expensive but is probably more trustworthy than her competitors.

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>>42909421
ms lich

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>>42909421
Vampire

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>>42909420
She's got a cool design don't know any of the story/history behind them though.

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>>42909421
Someone who I can tell loves me just by looking at her.

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What does a Shog do if she doesn't want to share master with Kiki? She can't just go off on a whim and dispose of her rival, that would upset her master.

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>>42909421
Danuki is always the right choice

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>>42909527
more sex

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>>42909508
Was originally just a throw away green text character who worked for the mofuzuka who'd gotten into drunk sex with her under, who did anal because they're not married. Context to the whole "Not one word" was her talking about it embarrassed as hell.

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>>42909516
Gazer is always an excellent choice

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>>42909561
That checks out then. Still a fun design and idea to roll with even if its one brought up with foxes often. Unknowingly getting involved in a fox mafia thats overly protective of them.

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>>42909527
> Your maids don't get along.
> It's unfortunate, but honestly, two women being passive-aggressively shitty to each other really turns your crank.
> Today, Miss Kiki is "gone"
> And in her place Miss Shog has *very clearly* tried to recreate a slime version of her, poorly.
> Miss Slime Kiki is stupid and makes tons of mistakes, which Miss Shog then has to correct.
> Eventually you get a little irritated.
> It's not hot if the real Miss Kiki isn't here to be enraged.

> Miss Shog relents and takes you to a basement you didn't even know you had--you live in a third floor apartment!
> Inside, Miss Kiki is strapped onto a Sybian watching a live feed of your home.
> Can barely hear anything over how loud the Sybian is.
> What great maids!

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>>42909527
Shog can just eat Kiki and tell master that she went out and hasn't returned since. Nobody will ever know.

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>>42909421
Wisp, doesn't matter if I die cause I'll get to be in her cagie

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So I’m working on that Bloodborne living doll story someone mentioned in the past thread and I’m at the part to give her a name, what is a good name for a living doll.

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>>42909592
I'm literally shaking and crying shog would never do that, she's a loving sweet girl

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>>42909588
Reminder these are the two bosses of the Mofuzuka and they will turn you into a good boy who likes to huff tails if you cross them.

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>>42909527
>>42909589
> Your maids still don't get along.
> And Miss Kiki walks kinda bow-legged right now after the incident with the Sybian.
> Every time you see her walking around like that and wincing, you feel bad.
> Miss Kiki always turns it into an excuse for missionary position sex (her favorite) on the bed she knows is just Miss Shog
> After a week of this, you start to get suspicious.
> Shouldn't mamono heal faster than that?
> Miss Shog is enraged when Miss Kiki has to give up the pretense and walk normal again.

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>>42909607
no shit

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>>42909602
Annalise, or Lucinda

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>>42909609
I already do that. Just not fox tails.

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>>42909602
Boatlights-chan.

Or Souseiseki, I guess.

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>>42909627
Is that a croissant?

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>>42909602
Giselle

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>>42909620
I like Lucinda, Annalise feels overused too much with doll names.

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>>42909638
Croissant

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>>42909649
Ye I liked Lucinda more too. Still I always think of Anna based name for dolls

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>>42909609
I'll be sure to watch my step around them to not get on there bad side then.

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Beware of vampire mind tricks.

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>>42909627
Ratatoskr tails would be the heavy duty shit too.

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Aren't you all a little too old to be playing with dolls?

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Taking loans from the mofuzuka that I intend to gamble away to make it big (or not, after all, it isn't MY money) and then skipping town before collection day comes knocking.

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>>42909607
Shogs are devious! Devious and evil!

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>>42909706
Anon they have eyes and ears everywhere, once they find out what you did you'll be given to the biggest, most aggressive fox they have as a love slave to pay off your debt

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<<"Hey Dumbass, you weren't taking good enough care of your craft were you, Anon? Of course you come crawling back to me when you don't do an adequate enough job in taking care of your craft, Am I right?">>

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>>42909706
i took loans from the mofuzuka to pay off the debts i have to the hebi hegemony, those gambling debts from the demon's den and my tab at satyros spirits

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>>42909767
>Anon single handily causes a massive gangwar over who gets to claim him

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Alright this is what I got for the living doll story for now I hope I’m doing right and it’s to your liking I’m getting to the powered up part next with the whole reality change do to the Bloodmoon goddess changing the environment to her liking.
You were a toy shop owner in Yharnam who mostly sold dolls to customers who wanted to give gifts to their young children.

That you were happy with your job and things with your business was a success, you were selling toys and dolls left and right.

But there was this one doll you could never sell for the life of you, there was just something about her that spoke to you where she felt alive maybe too alive.

You even gave her a name, Lucinda she had platinum colored hair and bright purple eyes to compliment her platinum hair.

She also had a very well endowed body compared to other dolls that were brought to your shop, which was another reason why you didn’t put her up for sale.

That you remembered it was a very unusual day when you got Lucinda she was kinda dumped at the front of your shop all of a sudden by a group of Mamonos who said she needed repairs.

So you took her in and fixed her up and have kept her ever since and have her behind a large glass case so nobody would steal her from you.

It was night time and have closed up shop to customers, you were now looking outside your shop window and saw that the moon became a deep red color.

The town of Yharnam was about to change forever, that was when you heard glass cracking and girlish giggling so you looked behind you.

Lucinda was now smiling creepily and was staring directly at you, the glass finally broke and your beautiful doll was free from her glass case.

“How are you alive you shouldn’t be alive you’re just a doll” You said panicking of the situation at hand that your doll you had for the longest time was now moving like a real person.

“Hahaha silly master have you’ve never heard about living dolls before I was alive the entire time and was delivered to you to be your bride by those Mamonos that told you to fix me” Lucinda explained to you.

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>>42909778
>IT'S THE AMERICAN MOFU MAFIA WITH THE FOLDING STEEL CHAIR

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>>42909706
This baka fox is prime bullying material Giving a receiving.

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>>42909706
the red fox is the largest of foxes

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Imagine being that guy that lost to an imp, fairy, or some other weak mamono.

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>>42909924
Imagine having to give cunnilingus to an imp.

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I love onee-san!

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>>42909620
We're posting male vtubers now?

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>>42909947
Humiliating!
But also fun

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>>42909947
I do, anon, frequently and vividly.

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>>42909924
Small girls are really cute...

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>>42909961
big lady

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>>42909924
I would proudly lose to a lvl one imp, especially if there's a group of them. You will be a group of imps toy, and you'll be happy

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>>42909973
Nta but shit I didn’t even know it was a vtuber I thought it was just a different design of the living doll and it’s kinda weird how you know all this sounds like a obsession to me.

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>>42910025
That one scene in MGD...

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>>42910025
>especially if there's a group of them
Oh to be swarmed by girls. I want to get dragged to the mall and have a lovely afternoon.

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>>42910004
Monsters make good big sisters.

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>>42910041
I love that you can snuggle with them all afterwards. I want to be at the bottom of a big imp pile...

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>>42910041
Those imps are so much better than MGE imps.

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>>42910042
Malls would be the best place to be Post Portal
>Be anon sitting at the food court trying to enjoy a tasty spicy Chick Fila chicken sandwich
>All of a sudden a hungry wan has bit onto your delicious sandwich and refuses to let go

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>>42910055
Bad dog! Not yours!

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>>42910050
The one you headpat tho that gets bullied by the others for liking it

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>>42910026
it was mentioned last thread when it was posted, not that you seem the observant type

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It's almost time for KC to call for questions for the next Q&A at this point.

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Game?

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>>42910102
None, never! Enjoy and consume leftwing mainstream establishment games and media instead!

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>>42910099
What more could be asked the only question I really have at this point is if undead demon realm beasts are a thing.

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>>42910119
brother?

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>>42910126
>sure, why not
let me save you some time

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>>42910126
I can't think of anything and a good half the questions were wasted on proscribed topics(game and new girls). It was just meant to be low effort filler to make up for not making a game.

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>>42910041
God tier, I like the one where they use you as a semen dispenser in the glory hole

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>>42910042
Being swarmed by girls is a big fantasy of mine as well, especially if they're forceful

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>>42909786
Oooo really nice, I like the mild fear aspect

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>>42910099
Why do you even care for his Q&A's when all he gives are boring milquetoast answers, even for a setting about waifus?
>"Hey KC, what does a party of monster girls fight on their adventures? Do they beat up troublemaking tribes of orcs and show them the error of their ways or something?"
>KC: "No, there is no fighting between monsters in MGE, everything is fine, adventure parties just go on dates to shops and restaurants because I can't imagine anything between the extremes of rape and a normal relationship"
Cue his asskissers telling me that's somehow fine.

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>>42910167
What? Pretty sures there's fighting and shit, like elves and dwarfs still got beef don't they? It just doesn't end in death and pain

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>>42910135
Don't you see!? Independent non-Partisan and non-political media and stuff will crash and burn and be consumed by the establishment machine. The left-wing establishment is an unstoppable juggernaut that will crush and consume all in its path and Japanese media and product is no different as such a juggernaut WILL break down the walls and bastions of all independent and the Japanese media that any of us have adored and consumed. And MGE will be no different whatsover. Now picture hoards of the BlackBloc Leftist Rioters burning and razing mamono cities and besieging the demon lord royal realm. Not even mamono mana can counter or fight against leftist communist revolution ideas and Trotskyism. Power of Love will not be able to falter Socialism. Doom gloom, black pill, negativity, no-positivity. That is what will be our lives from no on and ever!

Only alternative the establishment machine is to join right-leaning conservatism and even the spinless Centrists. Get out of the cities, buy farmland in the rural provinces and buy chickens to lay your eggs if you must. Those are your only choices, PERIOD.

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>>42910167
you're right lol MGE is a mind-numbingly boring setting because KC doesn't want there to be any sort of conflict or difficulty in it

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>>42910186
>le NIGGERS
>>/pol/

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>>42910055
Depending on the wan It might end with you getting dragged off into a bathroom

[Anonymous No.]

>>42910167
>when all he gives are boring milquetoast answers, even for a setting about waifus?
because at this point that's the only thing he produces.

[Breathfag No.]

>>42910167
>>42910190
MGE is supposed to be a masturbatory fantasy.

Problem is, awhile back some idiots were using it as a grimdark setting. Weird, but that's the internet for you, autism a plenty. But ever since KC got wind of this, he's overcompensated by constantly reiterating and hammering home that there are no bad ends; everyone is happy, etc. Again, fine, it's a masturbatory fantasy. But his overcompensation has made things a bit clunky lore wise. But whatever. If you're using MGE for anything other than a masturbatory, happy waifu setting, you're doing it wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

great, it is shitter o'clock again
I wish I could go back to sleep so that I could just skip this.

[Anonymous No.]

Waiter, this pasta is stale

[Anonymous No.]

>42910222
It's an excuse for me to happily fantasize about being married/happy. KC should focus on adding new girls/books; worldbuilding through QAs gives nothing, especially since he likes to basically give yes/no answers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42910190
I mean it's entire point is wish fulfilment, we have enough suffering and struggling irl at the moment

[Anonymous No.]

robutts

[Anonymous No.]

>>42910223
It is rather tiresome, I just want to have a happy world with MGs man. There's enough struggling and pain why bring it into a happy world?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42910232
I just want mofu that doesn't instantly make me diamonds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42910234
Agree

[Anonymous No.]

>>42910222
The setting works as a blank slate for anons to project their own narratives onto. It’s why you get the maledom vs. femdom arguments, the autists who project their doomer mentality onto everything, etc. But it helps the community’s long-term health, even if there’re daily spats and gatekeeping, since otherwise it’d just become another MGQ.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42910057
I will remember next time to get a decoy second chicken sandwich

>>42910202
Hellhound for sure would rape me in the bathroom first then chow down on my sandwich after. Mall of America is also known as little Wankanda post portal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42910256
Murder/bad evil shit and suffering aside, what's wrong with MGQ? Heard it was a really good MG game with a good story

[Anonymous No.]

>>42910266
>Murder/bad evil shit and suffering aside
I think you answered your own question anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>42910266
This thread is extremely particular and unable to turn their brains off to look at the pretty waifus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42910266
fucktons of vore and/or snuff, and abominations of the flesh

[Anonymous No.]

>>42910274
Please understand. Gatekeeper-kun is a malfunctioning AI that gets stuck in loops.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42910266
Setouchi art, the story is meh but has a few fun characters, gameplay is bland.
Its not something I think has aged well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42910274
>>42910285
this>>42910278
why u want to die or be eaten?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42910289
>Complaining about Setouchi
>When Delfinus exists
Stop getting filtered

[Anonymous No.]

>>42910266
didn't grip me very much. couple cute girls but not enough

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>42910293
Delfinus I don't remember the name of
Setouchi is fucking everywhere so I remember him by sheer exposure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42910298
Unlike mge it has a plot. You are meant to be enjoy that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42910240
sexbots

[Anonymous No.]

>>42910315
oh. well maybe make it good next time

[Anonymous No.]

>>42910306
Delfinus gave us the shitty angels and made plansect a horrible nightmare that everyone would rather forget.
Meanwhile Setouchi gave us the imps and crab

[Anonymous No.]

>>42909706
>Anons go en masse to get huge loans at insane intrest rates from the mofu mafia
>foxes are happy to oblige, think that they'll have enough dick for even their lowest peons to have a husband
>Anons have a wild night out at the casinos
>blow most of their money and collectively skip town with the rest
>foxes are out for blood
>realize that the organization is too broke to chase after them
>organized crime slowly withers away as more and more foxes are forced into the labor market to make ends meet
>the Anon deep-wood commune is eventually found and raided by foxes after a guy got recognized by a previous mob boss working at a grocery store

[Anonymous No.]

>>42910242
People are tiresome. More at 11.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42910343
And I just don't like his art.
Its not a matter of "Oh look at the nightmare monster" as, again, we have plenty of other examples, its just a simple matter of "I do not like Setouchi's art"
Shoving it in my face did not make me like it more, it just annoyed me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42910307
maybe i should parlay

[Anonymous No.]

>>42910366
And that's your opinion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42910366
His art and designs are bad

Most of MGQ is absolute garbage

[Anonymous No.]

>>42910315
>he actually watches porn for the plot

[Anonymous No.]

harness the tom within and it will give you power over molly

[Anonymous No.]

Cheshire but robot and her organic fleshbag twin sister

[Anonymous No.]

>>42910430
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

SEX WITH THE CAT

[Anonymous No.]

>>42910272
Well I mean yeah but that doesn't make a story bad.
>>42910274
I kinda get it, MGs are a big escapist thing for me personally.
>>42910278
Yeah, but like I said I heard the story was good. Fuck it I'll probably play it myself just to see, I'd rather not get any H scenes though because I know they're fucked up, with some exceptions. Mostly imp girl and some of the kitsunes, i remember trying to watch a let's play once and the first fucking end was getting vored by a mimic and I was instantly turned away from the game

[Anonymous No.]

>>42910345
A justified end, those anons deserve it and I hope they're pampering their wives now

[Anonymous No.]

>>42910298
Fair, no idea if the plot is good or not. I just heard a LOT of good things about it

[Anonymous No.]

>>42910437
Would a catgirl immediately cream herself if you bit the nape of her neck?

[Anonymous No.]

If you want a good MG, Desire Dungeon is a classic. Zero bad ends. Every girl has an ending.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42910460
No, but she would lose all voluntary muscle control

[Anonymous No.]

>>42910289
>Setouchi art
I actually like his art, at least some of it. I have a deep fondness for this doujin, it was one of the first I ever read actually

[Anonymous No.]

>>42910466
Definitely the best choice for having your way with a catgirl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42910430
I can try anon but she looks way too powerful

[Anonymous No.]

>>42910429
I never played MGQ for the plot, but sometimes you need some narration, some build up, to make scenes hotter.

You can't skip right to holding hands, after all.
Sometimes you need to start with a slutty little Chesh getting her tail pulled while she's face down, ass up presenting to Anon.
And then after Anon makes her backside into a Rorschach painting, THEN there's interlaced fingers handholding and tracing of fingers on Miss Chesh's perfect little beans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42910477
Weed cat

[Anonymous No.]

>>42910465
Where buy? Need more MG shit without snuff, I actually bought both fallen maidens games recently. Finished the first one, would recommend

[Anonymous No.]

I want baphomet to use her super loli strength to cave in my skull. Turn my brain into a paste, little goat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42910466
This may be the case, but monster magic is weird and scary so if she bits the back of YOUR neck, you also lose all voluntary muscle control
So many Anons lost to TOM'ing because they let the kot get behind them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42910520
>Congratulations you got the undead incubus ending do you want to play again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42910524
>get ambushed my a cougar werecat (still 23, btw)
>tackles you from behind and locks her jaw around your neck
>try to move, can't
>get awkwardly dragged into a tree by the scruff of your neck so she can enjoy her "meal"

[Anonymous No.]

I hope you all get ambushed by Finnish monster girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>42910584
seggs :DDDDDD

[Anonymous No.]

>>42910584
>Finnish baphomet
Isoveli :-DD

[Anonymous No.]

>>42910584
Why are the trees speaking Finnish?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42910584
i bet renrushka is finnish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42910630
no wonder she only speaks to her husband

[Anonymous No.]

I do not like chaos monsters. They are too gross and weird to be arousing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42910658
ok

[Anonymous No.]

>>42910584
Perkele :DDDDDDDD

[Anonymous No.]

>>42905839

[Anonymous No.]

>>42910658
Ok miss Kiki go back to dusting

[Anonymous No.]

>>42909042
not him but i haven't looked around in trash for a few years, time go make a bored mistake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42910584
>-80 c outside
>another 8 months of winter still to come
The only reprieves you will get from snuggling your white horn wife are the frequent trips to the sauna.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42909421

[Anonymous No.]

>>42910685
I don't know what's more dangerous, walking into the mixed baths in Zipangu or the saunas in the frozen north. Either way always remember to wear a towel even if it's against the proper etiquette

[Anonymous No.]

What element are lilims weak to?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42910728
Love

[Anonymous No.]

>>42910717
Cute fish

[Anonymous No.]

>>42910728
Anal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42910728
Frost. They don't wear thick enough clothes to have good resist.

[Anonymous No.]

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember to listen to Haku-sensei's advice.
"Sometimes making it through the day is an achievement in and of itself."

[Anonymous No.]

>>42910584
Shut up Alp

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>42910728
Gentle love and affection

[Anonymous No.]

>>42910721
Saunas. It's not the heat that's dangerous, though. If you shiver on the way out the door when the cold hits your wet skin, every monster in that hot box is going to try to "warm you up" since a human shouldn't be out in that kind of cold.
Zipangu onsens seem dangerous, but if you loudly gripe about all the disgusting hair in the water and how you found a shed scale, most of the other guests will be too embarrassed to abduct you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42910584
but benis in bagina :DDD

[Anonymous No.]

>>42910728
Rejection.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42910476
That's why you go for the magic ones

FLUSTERED SORCERESSES CAN'T CAST SPELLS

[Anonymous No.]

>>42910790
You can't just give dark mage secrets away like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42910772
>Disgusting hair and shed scales
Anon you will be rape corrected by an angry Kejourou or Hebi. They won't be gentle

[Anonymous No.]

>>42910765
>ask to parley with the lilim general to save your kingdom
>she agrees
>delivers a sesquipedalian self-aggrandizing speech about how your nation will become a demon realm and every male pelvis will be crushed beneath her soldiers
>tell her that if she doesn't attack, you'll open your borders to trade and stroke her hair while she lays on your chest and tells you about her day
>a month later she's whining about how the girls are still mad at her during a post coital snuggle as you mindlessly agree with her and run your fingers through her silky white hair

[Anonymous No.]

>>42910772
>got the place to yourself
>lean back and relax
>nureonago has emerged from the water and begins washing your back
good luck escaping the bath

[Anonymous No.]

>>42910055
sooner or later she has to complete the bite and then it will be out of her control

[Anonymous No.]

>>42910834
>cover face with towel
>run to the exit
Too easy.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42910881
ANON NOOOOO MY ADVERTISERS

[Anonymous No.]

>>42910858
>Get ambushed by a Hebi and coiled up tightly because she wants to be sure you're warm

[Anonymous No.]

>>42910881
IS THAT

[Anonymous No.]

>>42910879
Gah

A nauseating imitation of the original

She's a worwilf so she counts

[Anonymous No.]

>>42910829
The fate of every Lilim general

[Anonymous No.]

>>42910926
What series?

[Anonymous No.]

MAID vs KOUHAI: Which Do You Prefer?

[Anonymous No.]

>“I am your Muse”

[Anonymous No.]

I want to hear an evil MG give me a speech about how humanity will belong to monsters and make her increasingly more uncomfortable as I get increasingly turned on by her speech.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42910961
Bad Girl Exorcist Reina

It's axed but it was nice while it lasted

Brown tomboy is a werewolf who needs to physically wear herself out around the full moon or she turned into a proper rip-and-tear werewolf. There's a later section where she goes halfway but she's kemono so it's not great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42911014

[Anonymous No.]

This question has been asked before, but living doll version of your waifu, or automaton?

[Anonymous No.]

>Marry neet lilim
>Think it’ll be easy street with her neetbux and inexperience
>Neet lilims makes me creampie her once for every valorant round
>Makes sure everyone on voice comms can hear the wet slapping while she gloats over her teammates
>Sits on my dick while raiding in FF14 to keep herself calm since her raid group sucks
>Always have to appear on her streams and read donations questions which boil down to “can we see dick?”, “how many creampies a day?”, “can I join?”, etc.
>Rides me during stream as well hiding the action but giving subs access to the under desk cam
>Have to watch shitty animes with her and listen to her complain about shitty they are
>Stays up all night gaming long after I pass out
>Wakes me up every so often to prove to randos she’s not a loser virgin

[Anonymous No.]

>>42911084
Perfect realtionship

[Anonymous No.]

>>42911077
Living doll, luv magic. Also I love the creep factor living dolls have, need scary waifu

[Anonymous No.]

>>42911034
N-not like that, also why is Alice a Loli? Why does that happen

[Anonymous No.]

>>42911092
Because it can

[Anonymous No.]

Look at this elf

She's only a princess too. I can't imagine what the queen looks like

[Anonymous No.]

>>42910190
but there is still adventuring because of wild demon beasts and monstergirls that like to fight and there is all the discovery of alchemy, magic and treasure.

[Anonymous No.]

Let's play a game. Roll three slots, no rerolls:
https://kikasuru.github.io/mge-slotmachine/
You're a cop in MonCity, and you've been tracking a crime duo for quite some time. Pick one girl to be your cop buddy, the other two you didn't pick are the crime duo.
>Describe your buddy. What is she like as a cop? Is she romantically interested in you?
>Describe the crime duo. What have they been doing? How have they evaded justice until now?
>Now tell us how you and your awesome buddy took down those nasty crooks! Are you going to correct them yourself, or will you leave it to the judicial system?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42911003
Kouhai maid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42911167
ugly saggy knife-eared haggy

[Anonymous No.]

>>42911209
Be nice, it's a very embarrassing pose for someone only a thousand years old

[Anonymous No.]

>>42911167
Oh boy, elfspammer is back. Go away, this thread is not your personal archive for grossly proportioned women who can hardly be classified as monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42911220
It would be less embarrassing if she chose to wear human clothes instead of that traditional (slutty) elf outfit!

[Anonymous No.]

>>42911226
Look at this elf

[Anonymous No.]

>>42911194
Thanks for the new waifu roller, but I'm not doing that. That's way too much writing for me.

[Anonymous No.]

If Humans aren't supposed to fuck monsters, why does head of man fit so perfectly between breasts and thighs of monster?
Checkmate, orderite.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42911245
Fuck off. Don't start spamming again. Save the images for actual monsters, not your cosplay-tier "monsters."

[Anonymous No.]

>>42911255
I was just going to post the one picture

But look at this elf

[Anonymous No.]

>>42910307
the strong and cute oppai pirates.

[Anonymous No.]

The only acceptable elf is a yandere elf(DE powered elf) not these stuck up bitches.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42911250
Shortstack Phantom?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42911255
fuck off newfag

[Anonymous No.]

>>42911167
Delicious saggy knife-eared haggy

[Anonymous No.]

>>42911026
Nice, thanks

[Anonymous No.]

>>42911262
That's no longer hair, it's head mofu

[Anonymous No.]

>>42911177
Building a undead demon realm animal sanctuary with your undead wife that would have undead demon realm beasts living in it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42911077
automaton because kuu is good on robots

[Anonymous No.]

>>42911285
The notorious elf 'fro.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42911177
Wait if all the monsters were turned into Manamoo how can there be wild demon beasts left to fight?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42911317
The monsters are sentient, the demons beasts are akin to our animals. The new demon lord's will turned them into succubi types of monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42910728
Burger.
People don't know this, but Lilims are especially weak to burg, it goes straight to their thighs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42911317
Big Piggy.

[Anonymous No.]

MYEH-HEH-HUH-HAH

[Anonymous No.]

>>42911336
>lilim can't keep herself from eating the delicious burgers he cooks
>Anon sweats more seeing her thick body than at the grill in the middle of summer
>one of them will snap and break the stalemate
>not a question of if, a question of when and who

[Anonymous No.]

>>42911194
My brain is fried I'm half asleep so no story but I would pick the salamander as my buddy, and holy shit thunderbird and tsun spider was not a duo to expect.
I would not correct either of them, salamander for life

[Anonymous No.]

>>42911194
Rata partner
>good investigator, but office is all sexual harassment and inappropriate "burying nuts deep" style banter
Blue Oni and Dragon
>crime of fraud - dress as OLs and run fake companies cheating Tanukis
>got away so far because Tanukis too embarrassed to go to cops and single Anon detectives get distracted by OL outfits

[Anonymous No.]

>>42911336
Burgers are the ultimate weapon. No monster can resist.

[Anonymous No.]

How do you like your Raijus?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42911317
In Monster Girl Encyclopedia World Guide II it says this about it.
>Animals that take on aspects from mamono realms, "mamono realm beasts", also exist. These are animals that grew up in mamono realms, and as a result, are quite different in form to those found in human lands; they are typically much larger and more fecund in comparison to their human land counterparts.
>While many of them look quite ominous, they are merely the "monster" counterparts to normal animals. Despite their fierce appearance, thanks to the influence of the incredible mana flowing through mamono realms, mamono realm beasts are very docile and will never attack a human or monster, even their carnivores will never target humans or monsters as prey.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42911361
Another one for the burg folder

[Anonymous No.]

>>42911361
She needs to eat her veggies

[Anonymous No.]

>>42911361
>Vegetables removed
Carnivore Monsters are truly terrifying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42911194
By Eros tits what the fuck

[Breathfag No.]

>>42911361
>Cow wife that cries when you get burgers or beef
>Mino wife that loves burgers more than you do

[Anonymous No.]

>>42911194
Times are hard even in MonCity. Even the taint of old ghosts from the human world has lead to a growing contempt for the law even in mamono society. Not even the cops are safe.

Case in point: My new dryad partner. A gentle soul, bit of a nature freak, but one committed to getting to the root of the problem in this city. She's been sticking to me like glue ever since she was nearly offed by that papillon and kitsune-bi pair or arsonists. God only knows what they were planning to do with her in that flophouse, but it seems to be in line with their M.O. Lure some unsuspecting dame into some abandoned joint like a moth to a flame, hold her down, hop her full of who knows what, and torch the place while they're lost in an ecstatic daze. We get called in to clean up the mess while they use the chaos and confusion to disappear like smoke in the wind.

My partner keeps insisting that she's okay, but I have my suspicions. The way she keeps flinching around fire, the slight quiver in her voice when I have to go off on my own. Then one night, I get called in to her place. She's a nervous wreck; says she just didn't want to be alone. We arranged to move into a safehouse; some cabin in the woods, just the two of us. I've been breaking my back over this case for her sake. I see the way she looks at me, how relieved she becomes when we make it back here. How she moves a little closer when I discuss the case...or anything else for that matter.

Those two creeps are still out there. They're good, but they're getting sloppy now. Lab gals say they've found something in the residue from their last crime. Hopefully we can close this case. Hopefully my partner can move on from this. Hopefully we can move on from this.

[Anonymous No.]

>reading Goethe's Faust
>Faust & Mephisto go to a party with a bunch of Greek monsters
>Mephisto gets nervous because monster chicks keep coming on to him
>Sphinx: What's making you so agitated, though? What is it? Ah, I see you can't resist the beauty chorus over there; you'll screw your neck off very soon. Well, go and see those lovely creatures for a while. The Lamiae are a lascivious crew, with brazen looks and an alluring smile.
Even the devil can't resist snek

[Anonymous No.]

>>42911391
This sounds like that time the FBI and local police both tried to go undercover, only to find each other and execute a sting that revealed that everyone was law enforcement.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42911383
Herbivore boys belong to carnivore girls!
They're just asking for it, walking around smelling like prey.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42911391
>>42911409
It was all a setup so you would fuck the cupid. The game was rigged from the start.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42911409
If anything it's a sting from Eros herself trying to make sure everyone involved gets married

[Anonymous No.]

kikimoras raised on pyrow milk y/n?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42911421
Eros can be just as devious and tricky as the most erudite and crafty fox

[Anonymous No.]

>>42911420
Just because I'm a herbivore male doesn't mean I'll lose to the first hellhound or manticore I meet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42911453
Manticore literally means man-eater, whooohoah here she comes~

[Anonymous No.]

>>42911453
>.t future pin cushion or hound bitch

[Anonymous No.]

>>42911364
The ones that frequent the popular clubs
>music’s too loud for anyone to notice them raping anon amidst the cacophony of noise and flashing lights
>power surge causes the entire club to go dark when they climax, giving them the opportunity to slip out with a twitching, crackling anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>42911457

[Anonymous No.]

>>42911465
daily reminder

[Anonymous No.]

>>42911364
Sneaky.
>get stalked by a raiju for months
>don't even notice her
>she charges the doorknob of your house to insane voltages while you're at work one day
>the shock launches you off your stoop into the street
>raiju drags your smoking ass back into the house

[Anonymous No.]

>>42911471
Holy shit how did i never realize this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42911471
M-me? Nonsense! I'm not sensitive or submissive at all in the slightest!

[Anonymous No.]

>>42911469
Even the ancients understood this, I see

[Anonymous No.]

>>42911472
That's actually a really good story idea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42911469
be prepared, eat lotsa pork
you'll need your strength to deal with that dork

[Anonymous No.]

>>42911487
Can't she just let me go if I cum in her tail a few times?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42911480
>raiju wife starts electrifying random things
>pots, doorknobs, metal furniture, the knobs on the sink
>even some appliances
>raiju just sits on the couch with her smug grin while you have to carefully probe your way around the house like an idiot
>gets so bad that you start wearing rubber gloves everywhere
>the only thing that gets her to stop is groveling and some special care in bed
>only lasts for a few days before she starts to get impish again

[Anonymous No.]

>>42911492
no, enjoy your doofus larper wife (I know I will, I love cute dorks and I want to kiss them all day long)

[Anonymous No.]

>>42911511
I always wonder how they manage to keep their hair from sticking out when they live in a minefield of static electricity

[Anonymous No.]

what would you do if your dog sith'd out and started learning dark magic to trap you inside your own home?
for your own good of course, a cu sith would never allow her master to come to harm.

[Anonymous No.]

I wanna turn a dragon into a brood dragon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42911564
What's the proper way to react when you walk in on your Manticore wife practicing her "extra-cool" boss fight speech?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42911598
Jahn, please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42911595
>>>/trash/

[Anonymous No.]

>>42911511
>decide that enough is enough
>before coming home from work one day buy a conduit, battery, and electricity resistance potion from the nuki merchant
>you KNOW that she has rigged everything in the house to practically explode today.
>get home, the smug look on her face already replaced with concern when you open the door without problem
>go around the house systematically taking in the charge from every single appliance and metal object
>all she can do is follow you around and helplessly watch as you build up more charge
>touch the final thing in the house, the electronic toothbrush she has
>look at her with a smug grin on your face this time, eyes glowing blue and the battery potion barely containing the charge causing your hands to have some blue veins form on the skin
>for the first time in your relationship you have seen her give an expression of fear
>"how about a hug?"
>she tries to run out of the bathroom but you pick her up
>throw her down on your bed and lay ontop of her
>go to kiss her
>the battery potion expires right as your lips touch
>the resulting explosion is practically a EMP.
>everything in the room is short circuted and a power surge is caused for miles around
>in the aftermath there you are ontop of her with the same smug grin, meanwhile she is pinned down with charred hair/fur, and a shocked "wow. he actually did that" expression
>"so thats what it feels like."
>"yes. can you please stop it now?"
>"ok yeah i understand"
nothing better than desmugging a smugster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42909973
>Hypergamy worse than 3ds in MGQ

I thought it couldnt get worse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42911601
wait till she's finished, then give a little clap, tell her she's so cute when she does it and kiss her on the cheek

[Anonymous No.]

>>42911633
She'll be blushing so hard that even her tail will get red.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42910167
Yup it's fine. I don't want MGE to have conflict. There are thousands of settings for that. Fuck off to those setting you subhuman trash.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42910190
Yes and that's the way I want it. I don't want MGE to have conflict. There are thousands of settings for that. Fuck off to those setting you subhuman trash.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42911677
that's when you double down and pull her in for a hug and a kiss
always reward dorky behavior, we need to maximalize dorkness in future generations

[Breathfag No.]

>>42911595
I don't have a dog.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42910167
thats not the kind of conflict i need really
I can do a whole lot of fighting stories without having to resort to that

[Anonymous No.]

Have a blessed morning anons

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I have a desire to headpat and give chin scritches to a cu sith, but I've no desire to lewd one.

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>>42910223
>it is shitter o'clock again
Literally like in a clockwork, every other day I wake up to check what was going on here at night, and there's a string of retarded shitposts along with someone whining about "gatekeeper-kun" - always around the same time.

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>>42911727
Then whats your "conflict" that involves monstergirls?

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>>42911771
Such happiness. Such bliss.

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>>42911707
what if you did though, anon?

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>>42911764
Not him, but I like monster girls trying to prove that their way is better.
>Holsts who wants to take time building a trading relationship and getting to know the people of the human village better
>Minos who'd rather just snatch any man who strays into the nearby forest
It could lead to a non-serious fight to accentuate the clash of ideologies.

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>>42911728
Can one find salvation by releasing all his sins in an intense and lengthy confession with a demonun?

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>>42911797
Agreed, 'conflict' isnt always grimdark gore, there are political economic religious commercial and philosophical conflicts, plus ofc romantic and sexual conflict.

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>>42911707
Thats the scary part.
Now you do.

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>>42911848
>a demo nun?
>Anon goes to the nun dealership
>wants a sporty model nun
>lift the hood for a look
>take a demo Nun for a test-drive around the block

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>>42911707
>>42911738
End yourself now /trash/troon

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>>42911764
Something like Beasts battle mansion
Selltle disputes with demon silver weapons
Or
you could actually have a dramatic battle between man and dragon/lilim before they fuck
Or
pure magic vs magitech

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>>42911975
Honorable monsters settle their differences in the ring!

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>>42912028
But why am I in the ring?

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>>42912038
You called Bob's wife a dumb cow, so now you have to fight him, and he's been working out with his mino wife for years.

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>>42911787
I'd ask her to add our backyard to the area, so I could at least get fresh air and tend to the garden.

I wouldn't say no to a cu sith. Though they're near the bottom of my list of acceptable mamono. The only girls that're hard no are alps, slimes, and mushrooms.

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>>42911738
I'd pat or head-scratch a Kobold or CuSith, but not a CaitSith as I dislike irl cats, but I wouldn't lewd any of them as they're too close to 'pets'.
But otoh I'd lewd a Centaur, but don't really like dealing with irl horses.
>sometimes shit is complicated

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Be very still, don't move, she hasn't seen us yet...

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>>42912080
It's because centaurs have human faces, torso, etc. I would absolutely love a centaur wife or whitehorn. Both are top 20 for me. And even if they didn't have human vagoo in the front, I still would marry them. Plus, you can ride them, and that's pretty cool.

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>>42911084
>Wakes me up every so often to prove to randos she’s not a loser virgin
The fate of every anon who gets a dorky/nerdy terminally online wife.
Be prepared for her to constantly post pictures of you on 4/mon/ or for her to ask you to 'say something in voice' to prove she isn't a sweaty femcel. Then her pride and possessiveness when she shows you to her friends irl to prove that 'you're actually real'.

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>>42912080
>responding to namefags

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>>42912080
stop giving him attention.

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>>42912114
>mouth open
>tail bulb splayed
Oh, she's definitely seen you, and she's abnormally horny. She's not even attempting the scare tactic. You're getting an ushi-oni style rape, and fast.

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I want Breathfag to sniff toxic fumes!

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>>42909075
I headcanon their minds are linked, but it's not a true hive mind.

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>>42912138
I hope you get the waif of your dreams and find true happiness

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I want to sniff dog girl butt.

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Yandere Latina Mamonos, Crazy to the Max.

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>>42912156
How does it feel to know everyone you've ever interacted with in your worthless life would be better off if you weren't alive?

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>>42912114
I appreciate you hanging out with me anon, but if you don't stop talking about my wife like that, I will stop being your friend.

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>>42912358
Me on the left.

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>>42912386
YWNBAW

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>>42912392
But I'm working on it!
Pic related--you on the right? wink

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>>42912227
I prefer rapekots that aren't pocket sized.

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>>42912433
Careful what you wish for, boy.

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>>42912227
>tfw you get yourself a Latina March hare

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>>42912227
The way they eat their tacos is very loud.

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>>42912541
Aren't you supposed to eat HER taco?

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>>42912541
you mean where they eat half of it in one bite so it has all that crunch

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>>42906937
Just order it online

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your wife cant even cook lmao, imagine that. she only orders fastfood

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>>42913269
She doesn't need to.

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>>42913269
my home is traditional, my wife cooks, cleans, looks after the kids and holds my ankles up while she rides me

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>>42913320
your kiki mother will teach her how to, at ladle point

[Anonymous No.]

Pick your opponent
The Jinko auntster or the Danuki auntster.
You will be losing either way

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>>42913408
both and im groping their pudge

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>>42913269
>cook
But that's my job, she's the one wearing the proverbial pants in this relationship

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hebihebihebi

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>>42913436
This is the correct answer.
I'm going to need a larger kitchen to accomodate her portions though.

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>>42913436
k, i can understand that but does she at least tries when its white day or its your birthday or something?

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>>42912429
Alpanon, as the resident alpfucker, I will literally fuck the living hell out of you

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>>42910682
is this is how you

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>>42912429
>>42913768
Fuck off

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>>42910682
i want to have kiki be this big when compared to me but meaty

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How much do the tickets for DL birth viewing cost?

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>>42913934
they're pretty cheap since they get most of the money from the gift shop on the way out

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i wonder how would royal makai food would taste....

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ded

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>>42914214
>that thumb
o h lord

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>>42914238
wat do if you want neet daughter is like this

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i am obsessed with sahu butt

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>>42911194
>Tritonia partner: Nice lass but a little slow in more ways than one
>Crime duo: Good ol' bank robbers, getting thorugh with sheer unga strength to break in and out
>Eventually catch them when the robbers make a wrong turn and end up running right into the Tritonia's back
>it would be several more minutes before she realized she already caught them, though

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>>42906149
can't beat a good old beef stew with extra beef

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>>42914257
>Anon's daughter is a a sociable, popular girl with a successful career
>"Where did I go wrong?"

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>>42914301
welp, gotta try 5 more times

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>>42914480
I'd still take the small witch, flat girls need love too

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how would you get your neet daughter to actually get hitched and not be forever alone?
I would personally make sure to save someone or a noble house then demand their firstborn son to be wed my daughter as payment

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>>42914214
Stop wasting image limit with this garbage

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>>42914480
Love to see my wife titmogging all these chestlets

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>>42914480
>Human girls who think they can compete by merely learning magic

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i want to embarrass a ancient evil by reading her old autobiography!

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>>42911194
>ignis partner that felt my fascination with fire because i was making them and bound herself to me
>now with the power of dark mamono flames i can set everything ablaze with lust fueling fire to disorient the criminals of moncity with the overbearing heat of desire
>lately there has been complaints of flying monsters snatching up guys that girls wanted to rape
>all they get instead is a "you snooze you lose" from them as they fly away with men in claw
>wow rude not cool
>witness accounts of flight directions from all over reveal a pattern destination
>it seems in the forested hills outside of the city they dug a lair into the land
>the lookout black harpy wasn't quick enough to escape my ignis flickering beside her and flaring up her desire so much she couldn't fly and wants to masturbate so badly but she is restrained
>discover a market where men are sold by a gang of black harpies led by a griffon
>besides the men's cages which are all large and filled with cushions it's all just dirt and wooden support beams and gates lit by fire
>the fools
>burninate the countryside
>arrest gang and free the men
>they are all running to freedom
>aaaand getting picked off by blurs that carried them into the woods
>they didn't want to snooze and lose this time
>forest is filled with rape
>more rape than normal
>didn't put out rape causing fire
>rape end
i'm shit but was tired and bored

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>>42914790
That sounds painful.
When we can cringe so hard at things we said a decade ago, I can only imagine how an ancient evil would think of her behavior from centuries ago.

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>>42914840
It's one of the best ways to keep my wife from ranting about her evil plans, I just open an archeology book with her old quotes and start reading it, she quickly blushes and cringes in embarrassment, it's very cute.

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>>42914292
Brilliant.

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Confess your sins.

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>>42915248
Licorice flavored tails!

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>>42915231
I also want to watch a salamander or shirohebi lay an egg.

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A cheshire cat that cooks is called "Worcestershire cat"

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>>42915231
I like the idea of getting raped and then released by a bunch of monsters before settling down with one.
I know this makes me a manwhore.

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>Reading overwhelming might
Pretty sure Selene's an alcohlic, given the amount of times she settles for a drink

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Would you a cute dullahan/abomination chef wife?

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>>42915231
I've been slacking off on lusting over lolis.

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Dark trooper automaton.

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>>42915393
Havent read the work but I remember Selene being discribed as a drunken salamander in a lilims body.

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>>42915422
the head gimmick doesn't do anything for me

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>>42915516
Y thom

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>>42910167
t. assblasted TFT fag
aux was right about you...

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>>42915685
I require tails at minimum and an attached head

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>>42915231
I like adventure romance anime...

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>>42911194
>Vampire partner, brutal on criminal although she is a tsundere toward me because she is a noble class mamono leave a lot of hints but being dense I don't pick up on the hints
>Baphomet and her partner in crime cause a lot of trouble but eventually got caught while being careless

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>>42915295
I would Pay for monster egglaying porn

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>>42912136
N-no surely you can escape a horny manticore!

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>>42916023
The significance is?

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>>42916099
Those thighs are significant.

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>>42914292
>She unknowingly catches an ushi oni and golem
How strong is she??

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>>42916136
Her front is still soft and cuddly, but those back tentacles have been curling a comical amount of iron

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>No story about a nerd dragon that researches humans

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>>42916235
I'm gonna "research" whats under her skirt

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>>42916239
was just playing that

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>>42915231
I'm not a virgin and I feel that will hurt me for when the MGs come. I don't want to be left out just because I used to be horribly addicted to drugs.

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>>42916296
>hurt
Prbly

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>>42916216
Feels like the first sentence of the second paragraph is missing a word, but I'm too drunk to get it.

Also
>ancient rite of nobiches
Outstanding. Made me chickle.


Would tanukis make a competing news network to try to undercut the rats? I feel that they would. All their news anchors would be... "gifted."

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>>42916296
You're just asking to be healed, saying silly things like that.

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>>42916368
Don't heal me bro

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>>42916368
Is trading substance addiction for cuddles addiction a good deal?

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>>42916400
Substance

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>>42916400
Yes.
Now be a good boy and give her a hug already.