Monster Girl Thread

[Anonymous No.]

Opens the door for YOU
Buys YOU dinner
Makes love to YOU

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[Anonymous No.]

Oi, oi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43015367
>M'human

[Anonymous No.]

>>43015367
I'm not a women, no thanks

[Anonymous No.]

>>43015374
>M'husband

[Anonymous No.]

>>43015367
I'm stealing that dorks hat

[Anonymous No.]

>un-ara's your ara

[Anonymous No.]

>>43015367
>the image
>the text
This is legit my favorite thread start in a long time. Absolute perfection. Hats off (hah) to Skai for making such a hilarious and amazing piece.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to punch the dumb dhampir straight in the face and i dont give a fuck if it's against the thread rules.

[Anonymous No.]

Modern Warfare.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43015427
Punching women is not only approved of in MGE, it's encouraged.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43015438
She looks col--
>Not even wearing panties
I fucking kneel.

[Anonymous No.]

Guys, how do I respectfully reproach a monster's advance. This one has been slaying demon realm beasts by the dozen to bring me "gifts." My yard is starting to get clogged with her presents, and the smell is unbearable. She also keeps me up at night by reciting poetry that she writes, which is really more like thinly veiled erotica featuring the two of us and what she plans to do with me. I admit that she's charming in her own weird way, but I don't know what to do with her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43015439
Ogres are made for tickle battle

[Anonymous No.]

Is it disrespectful to call a dhampir a human, or would she be glad you are looking past her “evil” vampire heritage?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43015457
Fuck her till she’s heavily pregnant and she’ll have to stop hunting to care for the kids. Also
>Letting good meat go to waste

[Anonymous No.]

>>43015367
Will she prince carry me too?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43015476
As any true gentlemonster would.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43015439
I'm gonna punch a wurm so hard it breaks every bone in my hand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43015476
Just fake hurting your ankle and she will insist on carrying you all the way to your bed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43015438
Not enough crotch mofu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43015514
I will use a pickaxe to hurt a wurm

[Anonymous No.]

>>43015475
>letting the meat go to waste
I tried man. I went Gordan Ramsey on that shit you have no idea. I would go days at a time without using the bathroom. There is now a permanent film of grease inside my oven. I bought an extra fridge to try and store more of it and it still wasn't enough. There's so much that even when I posted on Craig's Lust there weren't enough people to take it away. In the end, the red meat won. My neighbor is a lich, and she said that my cholesterol rates quadrupled in the past month. I went vegan when she started telling me about how great her single wisp friend was.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43015439
Ryona is great and I'm tired of pretending that It's not

[Breathfag No.]

I wanna sniff danuki breath!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43015438
Really nice but my power armor is cooler and protect all my body from love and bullet

[Anonymous No.]

The Alpha of Awe. The Beastwoman of Brawn. The Cultivator of Cum. The Destructor of Dicks. The Empress of Eloquence. The Femme of Felidae. The Greatest of Glory. The Huntress of Human Cocks. The Imperatrix of Intellectualism. The Judicator of Jizz. The Kinkiest of Kenkou Cross. The Lady of Loquaciousness. The Mastodon of The Mist Continent. The Naysayer of Noobs. The Obliterator of Orderfags. The Princess of Panthera Tigris. The Queen of Quixote. The Rapist of Ruination. The Strongest of Sunda. The Taskmistress of Trembles. The Undertaker of Ubiquity. The Vanquisher of /vg/tards. The Warrantor of Weaklings. The Xenophile of Xenogeny. The Yardmistress of Yesteryear. The Zhar of Zoroastrianism.

>THE INDOMITUS REGINA
>THE ALPHA OF ALPHAS
>THE QUEEN OF QUEENS
>THE LADY OF LADIES
>THE JUSTICIAR OF /JP/

[Anonymous No.]

>>43015553
>neat, canned food!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43015556
I like this Kot, so many noble titles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43015439
>>43015546
It seems you have gotten lost.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43015556
And yet, she can't do the needful herself

[Anonymous No.]

>>43015560
I will win with my secret ability, petting and molesting the big cat's ears until She purrs

[Anonymous No.]

>>43015566
>swapping
what the hell is swapping? gender change? like the alp?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43015566
Why tho, I understand everything else but what's wrong with ryona in MGE?
Why is It ok when monster do it then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43015580
swapping partners (swinging), most likely

[Anonymous No.]

>>43015566
If KC doesn't want ryona he shouldn't make multiple dedicated ryona species.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43015582
Ryona is the celebration and fetishism of the act of violence for the enjoyment of pain, totally different than lets say getting into a fist fight with a monster girl and no real damage is done and you become friends or lovers after. The intent and purpose matter. Ryona is irredeemable and of no value.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43015582
Because it's """ryona""" when mamono do it thanks to all the hentai magic and stuff, same how reverse """rape""" is normal but it's impossible to actually rape a monster girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43015613
>>43015626
Yeah, so beating a man is ok but beating any female is wrong. Some things never change...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43015626
Stupid no fun allowed feminist physics

[Anonymous No.]

>>43015607
their is a difference between enjoying a fight and getting of to women simply being abused

[Anonymous No.]

>>43015630
Neither are ok, You want Ryona or Gore and Hard Sadism you should go somewhere else, there is plenty of it out there, and you will get all the baggage that comes with liking that disgusting nonsense.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43015641
>>43015648
And yet You don't mind when It's men being abused (cf any magus and most writefag works). I will stop here to not derail but I hate this double standard

[Anonymous No.]

>>43015556
Okay, calm down. Settra, The Perishable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43015655
i dont write men getting abused, thats for damn sure

[Anonymous No.]

>>43015673
Jinko
>b-bu-
JINKO.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43015704
ngl my eyes didn't focus and I thought she was holding a basketball

[Anonymous No.]

>>43015688
I don't know who You're so yeah maybe, unless You're magus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43015711
Who am I? fucking slowpoke thats who I am.
I'm actually Beast

[Anonymous No.]

>>43015718
Ah, yes indeed. I like Your work a lot because of that. A lot of fighting but no abuse, everyone is more or less on an equal foot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43015704
Jinko?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43015731
yeah, I cant write smut that well so I leant towards fighting
Like I get that the monsters are naturally stronger, but I dont thing the lore would be the way it was if humans were compleatly incompetent in combat

[Anonymous No.]

sin

[Anonymous No.]

>>43015769
Don't mind if I do!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43015769
Noooooo! You can't eat raw cookie dough!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43015769
Salmonella

[Anonymous No.]

Dhampir is the type of woman who gifts you a 4chan pass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43015704
Mere House Cat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43015367
"That's right. I'm from Naggaroth, born and raised."

[Anonymous No.]

Steal one AND ONLY one, gold coin from a dragon
Also its has to be a dragon, you steal it from a griffon and SHE'LL KNOW

[Anonymous No.]

You're not the protagonist of this jrpg. Your mg daughter is!
So, what is she? What's her story gonna be? What's your role in her story? Mentor? Party memeber? Overprotective dad and her first bossfight? bullshit hard postgame mirror boss?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43015878
>stea coin from griffon hoard
>toss it into the weekly tribute pile before the dragon carries it off
>enjoy the show with some fresh popcorn

[Anonymous No.]

>>43015869
>Niggaroth

[Anonymous No.]

everyone knows the best way for a dragon to present herself to you is like bahamut's summon in FF10

[Anonymous No.]

>>43015367
Monsterization and Mamono Mana is good for all. Human females get turned into better stronger and prettier monstergirls. While human men and boys everywhere all turn into more fitter and better looking anime style bishonen and ikemen. What's not to like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43015744
But the order was made to lose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43015899
Well guess what!? I'll humbly take a Khaine* worshipping Witch Elf (*with comfier and sexy MGE twist) or velociraptor-riding Dreadlord onee-san who can fight and defend my name and honor than some Japanese style "dark elf." Because Japanese style dark elves are just quirky high school-tier weirdos with an amateur/bad Tan Job!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43015945
>anime style bishonen and ikemen
But I’m a abominable snowman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43015945
b-but muh free will

[Anonymous No.]

>>43015438
>Modern warfare with MGE

>Somewhere in an MGC
>Air raid sirens go off
>Numerous aircraft can be seen above the skies of MGC
>It turns out its multiple bomber aircraft and fighter jet squadrons of The Order Aerospace Force
>Comprised of B-52s, B-1 Lancers, and Tu-95s along with numerous air-to-air and multirole fighter aircraft as escorts and attackers as well
>All of them bearing the Order's Holy Cross insignia
>The Order Aerospace Force bombers begin bombing their targets, unleashing their payload
>But then it turns out! The payload being dropped are Empty Egg Cartons and spoiled rotting bad eggs!
>Even some of the Order fighter jets drop bombs that don't have any explosives but are containing cracked and broken egg shells and some even chicken eggs containing chicks that failed to hatch and be alive
>The Monstergirl City that is being bombed with empty egg cartons and crass jokes about infertility is none other than Hagville, which is known for being a majority old and ancient monstergirl population and low birth rates
>The Order AWACs then radios in to all Order air units:
>"Attention all bomber and fighter squadrons, this AWACs Sky Keeper. The operation is a success! The monsters and demons' morale has been severely crippled. Return to base."

War is hell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43016039
Kek, MGC authority can't do anything against it. No physical harm as been done.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43016145
It's littering though, and MGC criminal code has one type of punishment for pretty much everything

[Anonymous No.]

Sometimes i think that KC should forget about existing of western fanbase. This shit was doomed from the start.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43016162
But You wouldn't start a war over it, Order wins once again. Hags on suicide watch

[Breathfag No.]

If you ever want to 1-up your anubis monsterfu, especially if she's being really harsh with her schedule, next time, when you're grocery shopping together and you both pass through the pet aisle, walk behind her and video tape her from behind as she passes by the dog toys. Her tail will be wagging unconsciously even though she hides her excitement with her expressionless face. The last thing she wants is her sphinx coworkers seeing this and making fun of her for it. Use this as blackmail against her. Do this and miraculously your schedule will have a lot less work and errands and much more cuddling, lovemaking, and time for your hobbies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43016230
fuck off retard

[Anonymous No.]

welcome to the goat farm
you may have one goat
choose wisely

[Anonymous No.]

What if Monsters Inc. but it's Monster Girls going out to give boys "wet dreams"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43016448
>anon's assigned succ is tired and just wants to be done already
https://files.catbox.moe/hegcl3.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>43016463
Well I guess that's the idea

[Anonymous No.]

>>43015879
A crow tengu daughter, developing a sense of adventure and being inspired by the stories she's read goes out and becomes a explorer. But her quest for artifacts and undiscovered places uncovers a dark conspiracy that she's drawn into fighting. I wouldn't play much role in the story, but I would step in and try to stop her once it gets too dangerous, but support her once she proves she can handle herself and that's she's too involved to walk away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43015367
You have my attention, ma'am.

[Breathfag No.]

>Camping by the lake with your mino monsterfu on a cool night
>Light rain outside
>Retreat into the tent for hot steamy cuddles and love
>Finish, holding each other close

[Anonymous No.]

What happened to that anon who said he was going to make a 3d manticore?

[Anonymous No.]

>Buy into that “old monsters are infertile” bullshit
>Vacation in Hagville
>Fuck every flavor of hag there
>Thick and muscly mino with tits bigger than most holsts
>The seductive CEO apophis looking for some stress relief
>Vampire who hasn’t had a drop of fresh blood since the 1700’s
>Lazy neet dragon with her creeping coin childhood friend doing everything possible to get a man for both of them
>Less than week later and my phone is blowing up with positive pregnancy tests

[Anonymous No.]

>>43016704
>ultimate soft
>ultimate warmth
>ultimate milk
Instant sleep

[Anonymous No.]

>>43016736
Don't respond to namefags

[Anonymous No.]

>>43016730
>implying the first hag you tag wouldn't claim you instantly and drain you until octuplets were guaranteed
You don't know hags very well it seems

[Anonymous No.]

>>43015415
Lolis are superior to hags in literally every single way.
I am not a sabbath member.

[Breathfag No.]

>>43016736
Ultimate comfy to be held in the arms of a strong cow

[Anonymous No.]

>>43016202
KC should block access from the West.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43016904
I would miss my wife

[Anonymous No.]

Story ideas. You've got them, I want them. I pay nothing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43015961
What about this one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43016981
>woman discorvers a lizardwoman conspiracy, but fails to reveal the truth before becoming a lizardwoman herself
>Kunoichi roof top chase with a male ninja, they fuck
>Lesser succubus gets acrros town in loos fitting disguise and stuggles to get to the house of her beloved with getting exposed as a succ
>Ochimucha spilling the spagetti seducing her lord
>Elder-lich: a Nice, curvy lich that calls all the undead in her control her "daughters"

[Anonymous No.]

Say something nice about my wife (plural).

[Anonymous No.]

>>43017212
I main chipp zanuff, I like armblades

[Anonymous No.]

>>43016730
I'd just be the poor shoe shiner in hagville, listening in on how to make it big from the rich monsters there

[Anonymous No.]

>>43016981
>Gets enlisted in the order
>Assigned to the flamethrower troops
>Fight one war against other humans
>Heavy uses of painkillers
>Already traumatize like most flamethrower users
>Get sents in a suicide mission with other depressed soldiers
>You have to burn a green realm forest for a future assault
>Start your work
>Meet a forest dragon
>Try to shoot her, don't work
>Try to stab her, don't work
>Try to wrestle her, don't work
>Turn yourself into a fireball and try to wrestle her again
>She use her fire on you
>Pain disappear and you feel really comfy
>Wake up in an unknown bed
>Forest dragon is watching you
>Panick
>She explained everything about demon lord and mamonos
>She's the queen of this green realm and asks you to stay as her side
>Says that you can't be forgive
>She explains her past pre DL
>"If you and your friends can't be forgive then I'm damned for eternity"
>Feel really dumb
>Accept and try to fix your mistakes with the others
>Dragon and you fall in love
>Sexo
>Happy
needs to polish a little bit the edge (eheh)

[Anonymous No.]

Vampires, succubi, hellhounds, all monster girls are evil. According to my Valkyrie mentor, I will need to have lots of children with her in order to balance out the good and evil in the world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43016981
>university lecture on the psychology of pack mentality for various types of canine mamonos

[Anonymous No.]

>>43016981
will you actually make stories out of these

[Anonymous No.]

>>43017527
Maybe. Probably. I've done it before.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43017527
Based beggar

[Anonymous No.]

>>43016981
>Down on his luck pack dude works for a asshole explorer/Indiana jones type guy
>Enters actien temple
>High grad monster is released form seals
>monster claims anon for herself

[Anonymous No.]

>>43016981
>female paladin is sick of being a holy virgin and tries to get purposely monsterized so she can finally get a boyfriend
>the adventures of a man who has an angel and devil constantly following him and bickering while trying to convince him to do good/naughty things
>village girl running a failing farm finds some weird plants in the woods, tries to grow them, and accidentally corrupts her entire village
>man adopts a bunch of goblins thinking they're abandoned kids he found in a cave
>a teenage demon sneaks into the young neighbor boy's room at night teaching him how to spell his name, so she can get him to sign a contract
>a very annoyed dhampir tries to teach her tsundere vampire little sister how to talk to boys nicely
>Shoggoth cooking show, where every step is add more shog.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43017582
How high grade are we talking here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43017628
Pharaoh, dragon queen, kyuubi, some sort of legendary dark mage
that kinda high grade

[Breathfag No.]

>>43016981
Ratatoskr breath sniffing and fluff huffing

[Anonymous No.]

>>43017668
>Kyuubi
What?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43017668
I liked the ancient temple part but I'd rather it be cats

[Anonymous No.]

>>43017718
Pale Ocelomeh is erotic!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43017718
I love this snow ocelot, I want to capture one and bring her for extra petting in front of the fire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43017628
Quetzacoatl

[Anonymous No.]

I want to lose to a troop of monkeys! Big fat monkey butts pressed against me at all times!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43017771
im going to introduce them to cheshires and bogies and watch what happens between the three tricksters

[Anonymous No.]

>>43017771
>Monkeys pin you down with their butt
>Refuse to let you go until you make at least 3 of them cum
Damn primates and their funny business!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43015367

[Anonymous No.]

>>43016981
City slicker anon gets lost in the swamp and gets GATOR'd by meaty hag gator who he has to civilize before bringing home

[Anonymous No.]

>>43017887
This fish looks like she's one of those Jensen Jimpact characters.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43017932
Sex. With jiangshi.

[Anonymous No.]

Losing my kiss virginity to a mucus toad after deceiving me into thinking she's a cursed princess!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43017932
>Eat live animals
>Pain make them tastier
Nop, nuke china and everything related to it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43017932
Winnie the pooh girl when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43017979
Make sure to clench your teeth or her tongue will also claim your throat's virginity.

[Anonymous No.]

Any games with sexy ass cats?

[Anonymous No.]

>Are you lost, young man?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43016748
First hag must’ve been a nurahiyon

[Anonymous No.]

>>43018027
I love it when a monster girl who looks 20 something is actually an old monster with strong motherly instincts.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43017932
Need giant teacher cow to give me asmr cuddles to download information into my brain while I sleep, even if half of that is how much she loves her student

[Anonymous No.]

>>43018018
Succubus Affection

[Anonymous No.]

>>43018075
Can you avoid femdom?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43018085
I think there's one obligatory reverse rape scene in the intro, but otherwise just don't lose and you won't get raped.
didn't you ask it already last time?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43016981
A hellhound whose family runs a pizza joint called 'Pupperoni Pizza.' She does her best to teach their newest employee Anon the ropes. As things start to heat up between them she finds herself wanting more to their relationship than superior and subordinate. Eventually she can't take it and ends up using him to bake something other than pizza in her oven. Something silly and cute. Hellhounds would be fantastic for using stone ovens. Just watch out for fur in the dough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43018101
First time asking

[Anonymous No.]

>>43016981
>Minotaur and Haku accidentally get sent to dairy farm
>Nerdy witch doctor p’orc dreams of being abducted by a male knight
>Anubis discovers the pyramid she’s constructing is 1 inch off center

[Anonymous No.]

>>43016981
>nightmare tries to enter a man's dream but doesn't notice the dream catcher above his bed
>in his dream she is completely tied up and immobilized

[Anonymous No.]

Did any of you actually consider writing yourself...

[Anonymous No.]

Guys I need advice on how to escape a Dark Mage's hut. I'm tied up to a chair and I can see a big boiling cauldron full of bubbling green liquid in front of me. She was chopping up carrots and throwing them in and then she looked at me and went "EEEHEEHEHEHEHEHEHE" and left the room.

How to escape before she cooks me????

[Anonymous No.]

>>43018140
I tried but It wasn't welcomed and I'm lazy fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43018150
>but It wasn't welcomed
Sounds like you wrote some shitpost for cheap (You)s, at worst things get ignored here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43018149
Throw yourself in the fire and run around until everything is ablaze. She will try to save her home and will let You go

[Anonymous No.]

>>43018150
Streggae?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43018140
considering it is easy, it's the doing it that takes me forever

[Anonymous No.]

>>43018157
No
>>43018162
No

[Anonymous No.]

Post pics of demons not being lewd or suggestive

[Anonymous No.]

>>43018166
Need momwife like this

[Anonymous No.]

>>43015367
M'lord

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

but does she really have to backdash all the time?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43018101
Ah, didn't told me that last time. It's an important cutscene or You can ignore it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43018212
the amount of time spent pondering over this is worthless

[Anonymous No.]

>>43018140
A long time ago I actually wrote a few short stories for these threads. I even had a pastebin. I'm embarrassed by those stories now. Not that it matters, since they were taken in the pastebin purge. Nowadays I get the rare urge to make a greentext, but I just don't have it in me to do more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43018085
homo

[Anonymous No.]

>>43018212
you go gather mushrooms with your adoptive sister and then she gets horny and rides your cock, that's it.
Even when there's femdom in that game it's very light and more or less same as in MGE, nothing like MGQ

[Anonymous No.]

>>43018224
It's not for me sadly.
>>43018235
I see, I will try to avoid It. Thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

Why are so sensitive to femdom, bad experiences with we or something

[Anonymous No.]

>>43016904
Only does so much. Most of the people genuinely upsetting KC are Japanese trolls who have set their sights on him for around a decade now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43018241
>I will try to avoid It
You can't, it's a cutscene in the intro. Just cover your eyes or something, idk this is silly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43018263
It's a constant thing in the thread that they can't play games like mgq because it has stuff they don't like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43018251
Yes but It's not the place to discuss this. Let's no invite miseryfag or thread derailment.
>>43018263
I meant the game

[Anonymous No.]

>>43018273
also it's a bit shit but that's besides the point

[Anonymous No.]

>>43018289
so is every monster girl game

[Anonymous No.]

>>43017693
>A fox (or fox girl) with nine tails. This is stated in Japanese lore to be the pinnacle of age and power for a kitsune, and takes at least 800 years to attain, 100 years for each extra tail the kitsune grows as their power and age increases. Kyuubi are supposedly near-godlike in power. The Korean equivalent is called a gumiho.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43018302

[Anonymous No.]

What's the most offensive thing you could do to a Wight?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43018321
Aside from being abandoned it didn't have any game mechanics to begin with.

[Anonymous No.]

Post pics of demons not being lewd or suggestive

[Anonymous No.]

>>43017900
Hey now, Genshin posting is okay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43018348
Gachashit is never okay, merely begrudgingly tolerated

[Anonymous No.]

>>43018140
Playing the story out in your head is the only fun part though.

>>43018209
Please understand, it makes a cool sound and helps her feel stylish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43018273
mgq has a fuckton of snuff and vore and dont deny that. no shit no one here wants to play that but aside from that
What monster is better bogified than in its default state, i'd say wurms, holsts, kobolds, hellhouinds, and foxes are better becoming half bogie

[Anonymous No.]

Zipangese Politicians fornicate foxes

[Anonymous No.]

>>43018363
I'm glad you take the entirety of a setting into account when you choose what to play and don't just ignore the parts you don't like.

All or nothing, you embrace it all or abandon it all.

[Breathfag No.]

Time for a game of Fuck, Marry, Kiss: Mischievous Edition!

Today's contestants in alphabetical order:
>Arch Imp
>Gremlin
>Ratatoskr

What're your picks, /mgt/?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43018281
>Not playing a entire game just because of one scene

[Anonymous No.]

>>43018348
>>43018385
Too old.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43018385
>Half of the government's propaganda budget goes to PSAs about the declining birthrate
>Advertises breeding foxes as the solution

[Anonymous No.]

Suck it in a bit more...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43018392
Hi there!

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Now, there's no need to thank me - I'm just doing my bit to help you get used to the anonymous image-board culture!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43018392
breed arch imp
marry rata
kiss gremlin very lewdly and for at least an hour

[Anonymous No.]

43018392
none, fuck off
>>43018390
a third of the game's bad ends is either getting eaten or dying, i can't ignore that. if its but a single scene that can be ignored, thats different.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43016730
Responsibility is mandatory.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43018392
Fuck gremlin
Marry gremlin
Kiss gremlin

[Anonymous No.]

>when your imp wife commits crimes and pranks solely because she thinks it's funny
Well, it's not so funny when you constantly have to explain to the police that she's got a childish mentality and doesn't listen to reprimand

[Anonymous No.]

>>43018363
>Circus ringleader Hatter Bogie

[Anonymous No.]

>>43018427
BIG FAT VORE MONSTER

[Anonymous No.]

>>43018429
He'll never stop. Why he does it is hard to comprehend.

[Anonymous No.]

Monster bully is not so tough when one day you show up with a black eye.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43018498
Correct, but it doesn't mean you should silently ignore him.
It's no different from acceptance and gives tourist vermin a free pass to modify thread's culture as they please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43018363
Cheshire Bogie

[Anonymous No.]

Would you drink Lich-san's milk? Even if it were produced by her undead body?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43018487
>has a silver tongue
>trully fashionable clown
>Massive bust and hips
>Rather creepy with her mannerism
>Is posh clown girl
>>43018534
the biggest shitposter, can only live amngst bogies, cheshires are jealous of her as well as even annoyed by her

[Anonymous No.]

>>43018512
Wut?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43015704
lemme get a Jinko with the chun-li thighs and outfit

[Anonymous No.]

>>43018363
Anubis bogie

[Anonymous No.]

>>43018562
i would even straight from the tap

[Anonymous No.]

>>43018572
the most scheduled clown, has perfect comedic timing, down to the milliseconds, has pyramid shoes, and pockets filled with lego bricks

[Anonymous No.]

>>43018562
Need mad scientist lich who is obsessed with developing the perfect cow potion.
Extensive testing on the softness of her breasts and taste of her milk are required.

[Anonymous No.]

i just want a healer in my party that heals others with her breast milk and it works the best when she breastfeeds the injuried

[Anonymous No.]

>>43018572
As funny as a German...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43018567
Monster bully can't keep up the mean act when you have a bruised eye that may or may not have been the result of someone else hitting you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43018607
>turns out anon is just clumsy and walked into a door

[Anonymous No.]

Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, the Fallen God?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43018607
I just fucked up during firearm training and got a case hitting my eye

[Anonymous No.]

>>43018605
Laugh a few times or you'll be dragged off for punishment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43018653
She should be punished for being this unfunny. You know what, I going to do it

[Anonymous No.]

43018392
Kill shitposting namefags
Kill shitposting namefags
Kill shitposting namefags

>>43018436
>>43018461
Stop replying to yourself filth

[Anonymous No.]

>>43015893
>They both smell the coin has man smell on it
>They track you down
>You get raped by two angry hoarders
>They then fight over who's hoard you'll be a part of until they decide to share you

[Anonymous No.]

>>43016774
>how do you do, fellow lolis?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43015945
Please help my wife is trying to assimilate me

[Anonymous No.]

>>43016730
I feel like the first one would level drain you and just take you home

[Anonymous No.]

>>43018708
What if I dip it in javel first? Still have my smell?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43016904
Dumb idea, JP is filled with NTR shitters, wouldn't solve anything and would make it hard for innocent people to get into MGE

[Anonymous No.]

>>43018765
Why tho?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43018273
I play hentai games primarily because of hentai, I don't understand why anyone would play them because of story or gameplay first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43018085
Yeah just don't lose, there's only one mandatory scene so just close your eyes during it and and play on easy

[Anonymous No.]

>>43018811
>just close your eyes to avoid femdom
t. Hellhound

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43018273
I mean MGQ is legit fucked up though, like vore snuff, and probably more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43018317
>be explorer anon
>looking for a sealed fox wife
>you've been following the trail of one to an ancient dungeon
>notice a research hall before the sealing room, plenty of research papers scattered around
>seems like the dungeon you are in has been around for a long time, "before the transformation" would fail to describe how long its been here.
>supposedly this was one of the first kitsune to exist.
>one of the pages that stands out the most is one with this definition on it, and a note:
>"this temple should be left alone, age compounding with the transformation means her depravity will be unmatched... i will leave next week and make sure every adventurer guild blacklists this area"
>suddenly the candles in the room light up as you realize your mistake.. you make a break for it.
>the fox is speaking directly into your mind.
>"these seals have degraded and cannot contain me, boy. and the chase only makes it better~"

[Anonymous No.]

>>43018870
i wouldn't run, just sit down and wait for the odl woman to come to me. and see if she is of sound mind to converse. then ask her about how life was during her time

[Anonymous No.]

>>43018758
Sorry anon, it left a mana signature print. Nothing you can do to remove it, have fun with your wives, just remember to make sure their hoards don't mix

[Anonymous No.]

>>43018788
Why would it make it hard? Blocking access from the west would just make it annoyingly inconvenient, most of the people here probably don't speak Japanese

[Anonymous No.]

>>43018900
No I meant, why JP is cesspool for NTR?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43018834
I mean it's an unskable scene
Also yeah if a hellhound tries to rape you just close your eyes, If you can't see her she can't see you

[Anonymous No.]

>>43018840
Yeah, between all the trashy fetishes and garbage artists, it's perfectly understandable that one wouldn't want to touch MGQ.
Picking out good stuff from the shitpile is fun, but not for everyone.

[Anonymous No.]

>sandworm spends all day on the internet trying to lure out a hiki so that she can make him "move" inside her

[Anonymous No.]

>>43018886
Stupid game, rigged from the start. May death free me from the horror that my greed produced.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43018918
I meant Japan not JP as the board my bad, but yeah Japan is probably just as degenerate if not more degenerate than the West. I'm pretty sure NTR was the TOP tag in Japan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43018947
I understood that, I'm asking why Japan enjoy so much NTR

[Anonymous No.]

>>43015737
i would sexual a giant braid taiga

[Anonymous No.]

>>43018840
just get gud and never lose. there are like 5 canon ero-scenes and are all vanilla (femdom).

[Anonymous No.]

>>43018918
>>43018959
I have no idea, and I think trying to understand it is a futile effort.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43018870
That poor man is going to get wrapped up in mofu and turned into a helpless addict, she might be on par with the DL

[Anonymous No.]

>>43018959
I might be projecting a little bit but it's probably because of depression and loneliness, they can't imagine a world where they have a wife and are happy and loved. A lot of them might have actually been cheated on in the past as well, trauma can cause kinks like that to develop as a defense mechanism.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43018946
You'll feel better after they have their way with you anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>43019073
It should be the other way around...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43018870
A Dhibi fox has been released.

[Anonymous No.]

Coming to you next Christmas.

[Anonymous No.]

43019085
Disgusting

[Anonymous No.]

>>43019080
Oh you want to Dom? Oh boy do I have the solution for you

[Anonymous No.]

>>43019085
>aftet the shoot
>shota anon is comforted by his creepy krampus wife
>She only acts creepy for the films shes in, normalyly shes a little creepy but well mannered girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>43019109
I know, I know, I'm just being picky. Raging mushrooms are fantastic, I want to study them and make portable injector from them. Would be really useful for everyone

[Anonymous No.]

I assume if you try and court a monster, she'll get real shy and demure

[Anonymous No.]

>>43019147
My favorite supplement, gives you the energy to deal with aggressive rapists.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43019189
Wrong prots, they don't contain raging mushrooms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43019189
i just drink wurm milk and some wurm eggs, add some powdered raging shrooms to the omelet, with some rice and eat it every morning

[Anonymous No.]

>>43019208
Wurms milk lock you with a wurm wife, isn't?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43019228
not really, lest you get from the source. Wurms are kinda the holsts of the dragon family[spoiler ]in my headcanon[/spoiler]. You can get a bottle of their milk from the dragonia market, eggs are what locks in tho. thats very initamte, for a wurm to give you her unfertilzed egg to eat means she wants you to tie the knot and make sure she lays fertilized ones

[Anonymous No.]

>>43019257
Cute kot

[Anonymous No.]

>>43019257
Extremely cute, nice work anon
>>43019261
Understood, would it be high cost thing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43019257
very cute
>>43019273
not really, wurms are more humble and it would cost a bit more than a bottle of holst milk. like a 12% increase. dragon milk is the liquid gold of dragonia. they are not as many milky dragons and they have great pride in their milk so they ask for expensive amounts so the buyer goes into debt and then they collect the buyer as colateral

[Anonymous No.]

>>43019272
I'm pretty sure thats a dog.
Tail is all wrong for a cat

[Anonymous No.]

>>43019299
It's a jackal I'm just silly
I will go up to a Anubis and call her a cat and nya at her

[Anonymous No.]

>>43019298
Dragon milk sounds a lot like crack or meth

[Anonymous No.]

>>43019307
>"Oh you poor thing, how could they let you wander around like this?"
>End up in the 'special' class with an Anubis educating you on the basics of certain animals and nap time.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43019333
>Nap time
Actually sounds nice, gonna act like a bigger retard now to keep nap time

[Anonymous No.]

>>43019391
>I was only pretending.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>43019257
How is that meme called?

[Anonymous No.]

Don't go to the bar.
You'd get picked up by a handsome monster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43019514
i dont go for those. i go for sexy old ladies to seduce

[Anonymous No.]

>>43019506
Don't quote me on this but I think It's snoot challenge. However cringe that sounds

[Anonymous No.]

>>43019522
Hey, those old ladies go to the bar to drown their sorrow in booze.
Not to get bothered by horny youngsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43019537
Im going to steal their hearts and ther virginity, then make off with them and have many kids. then teach my son how to do the same thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>43019550
What do you say to a meaty hag who is crying while downing hard liquor?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43019583
Stop her from drinking, look her in the eyes. "Aint it a bit much, Miss?" "The name's Anon, when you sober up, I'll be waiting in the taverns table eating some breakfast in the morning. Ya mind eating with me for a bit?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>43019583
>give her a bowl of eggs
>"You don't have to tell me what happened, but you do have to eat this"

[Anonymous No.]

>>43019611
This only works on old snakes though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43019611
are we talking about mg eggs here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43019583
Kiss her until she stops resisting then take her to her room and fall asleep with her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43019611
>give her an empty egg crate
FTFY

[Anonymous No.]

>>43019634
I'm picturing a man aggressively kissing a confused monster while shouting 'Stop resisting!' between each kiss.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43019636
This is a proposal to non-mammalian MGs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43019598
Wanting her to be sober during your first date is good, but she's going to spend all night stressing out about how not to make a terrible impression.
She might order just a small portion even though she usually eats a mountain of french toast.

[Anonymous No.]

Dumping a bucket of water on a Salamander to bully her!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43019710
And? Im going to look straight in the eye and tell her to order as much food as she needs, also hin to the fact i dont mind her chubby, even in fact i love her pudgy

[Anonymous No.]

>>43019717
>anon makes the steam for his own steamy rape
how nice of you

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43019737
Three buckets of water, so when she tries to rape me she risks a slipping hazard from the puddle underfoot stepping towards me. She just has to wait patiently while I refill the bucket the other two times.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43019815
She's cute, what's the catch ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43019815
>>43019877
Whenever I see the chatter about kikis and shogs, it just makes me grateful for how perfect nureonagos are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43019815
Does she pad her chest?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43019905
You dare to imply shogs aren't perfect?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

I like kiki but I'm sloth... Pain, so much pain in my heart

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

I have decided to swear off 3-D women for good.

[Anonymous No.]

>Hehehe, did you like my meatloaf?
She made it from her own tail meat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43020075
I do that since birth, never had a chance of dating one anyway... It's comfy when You don't think about everything You're missing and the fact that You're a genetic and living failure for your family.
Rata cute

[Anonymous No.]

Need floof

[Anonymous No.]

girls prime for twin drills?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43020135
That's pretty much Coin, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43020135
Dragons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43020135

[Anonymous No.]

>>43020166
she is the only one with it on design but other girls could try to pull it off

[Anonymous No.]

>>43020119

[Anonymous No.]

>>43019707
>anon thinks it would be hilarious to mock the local CC dragon
>shows her the empty egg carton
>wants to add some witty line along with it, but stutters and loses words since he's your usual basement dweller
>it looks like an awkward proposal by a shy guy
>the dragon in question gets instant heart pupils and drags our would-be joker anon straight to her bedroom

[Anonymous No.]

>>43019939
Yes.

https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/475452?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be drained and clawed by Wight-san every day.
I want to cuddle with Wight-san after draining.
I want to marry Wigh-san.
I want to be Wight-san's pet.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43020243
Kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>43020242
He's lucky she misunderstood, if she didn't he would've gotten brat correction

[Anonymous No.]

>>43019992
She gets 0 on geometry tests, non-euclidian bullcrap is not math.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43020262
Me too anon, the mana cabana scene with the wight awoken something in me that won't go back to sleep

[Anonymous No.]

>>43020317
>She decides to eat the text book and mimic pages of it on her lower mass
Can't beat the shog

[Anonymous No.]

>>43020295
Eat shit, gachatranny

[Anonymous No.]

>>43017212
Hey, it's three for free!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43020238
>TFW I will never be that happy because I'll never be enveloped by fluffy tails attached to my cute wife
It hurts...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43015850
>dhamp gifts you a 4chan pass
>wants you to back her up "owning these dusty leeches" in the /blood/ thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>43020262
Cuck corpse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43020331
Assimilating a book is unfair.
Good, honest monsters spend hours everyday earnestly learing that stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

Do you think I can become a professional eel feeler once the portals open?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43020480
No.

[Anonymous No.]

Which kind of fox is the best?
>Country bumpkin
>Feral
>Shrine maiden
>Ancient evil
>Mofu yakuza
>kombat kitsune

[Anonymous No.]

>>43020101
>Cooking was fine but the meat was really fatty. I don't know what they're feeding the cows these days but it's not doing the steak any favors.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43020530
feral

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43020559
I'm reminded of that one glass girl from galaxy express 999

[Anonymous No.]

>>43020530
feral and ancient evil are for me

[Anonymous No.]

>>43020530
Ancient evils. Need to derail their plans by making them mothers!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43020530
ancient evil.
shrine maidens are a close second though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43020463
What? The only cucks in MGE are horses

[Anonymous No.]

>>43020530
I feel a country bumpkin is something I need. Something for a more relaxed easy-going lifestyle that still gets done what needs to be done.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43020565
>>43020571
>>43020572
do you need any more reason to not trust foxes? all the people who love them are flat out admitting that they love evil women.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43020625
evil women good

[Anonymous No.]

>>43020625
I can fix her

[Anonymous No.]

>>43020530
Give me shrine maiden or ancient evil, please. The duality of man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43019257
! !

[Anonymous No.]

>>43018714
This is what peak fox performance looks like

[Anonymous No.]

>>43020625
We just want to fix them.

[Anonymous No.]

Where do I go to find rare subspecies and deviant monsters?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43020604
Country bumpkin foxes are like Senko-san but horny.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43020594
>The only cucks in MGE are horses

[Anonymous No.]

>>43016981
another day in the boyfarms

[Anonymous No.]

>>43020711
Fucking hell I hate this girl. Harems were a mistake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43020636
>>43020647
I bet your fix only involves making her experience the joys of motherhood, repeatedly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43020530
boa

[Anonymous No.]

ancient evil gotes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43020530
>kombat kitsune
Provide examples

[Anonymous No.]

>>43020736
The Great Goddess Pan?

[Anonymous No.]

never go to mg casinos. they're all staffed by creeping coins who will tempt you to gamble away your hand in marriage

[Anonymous No.]

>>43020732
wtf, how did you know?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43020736
Aren't all goats ancient evil?
Except the drunk ones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43020737

[Anonymous No.]

>>43020732
Yes. It's a well known fact that women aren't capable of being evil and pregnant at the same time despite the cravings and crankiness, those are different. By doing my wife, I'm also doing my duty to all of mankind. You're welcome.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43020756
Very lickable fox tummy.

>>43020761
>By doing my wife, I'm also doing my duty to all of mankind.
That's what Druella wants us all to think.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43020746
All goats are evil but not all goats are ancient.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43020742
Not my casino. They even gave me a line of credit to play with!

[Anonymous No.]

Fox magic.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to shave Druella's head while she is sleeping, then tell her that she went bald from being a virgin for too long!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43020805
>anon accidentally touches the sleeping lim
>lewdness overload causes paralysis
>still sleeping, Druella instinctively pulls him into the bed and uses him as her body pillow
>all while poor anon is cumming his brains out but can't move

[Anonymous No.]

>>43020805
>Anon successfully sneaks into Druella's bedroom
>She is comfortably sleeping while hugging a daki featuring a faceless man
>She's visibly drooling and wearing a bear onesies
Do you really have the heart to bring harm upon such a pure being?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43020815
I will wear gloves. I'm not dumb enough to neglect using protection when handling succubi.
>>43020829
She must be bullied for her repeated and continuous failure to claim a man, even with lilim cheat magic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43015367
>"Thought I had a few more hours to get ready for the boss fight. Damn speedrunners."

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43020711
You know you dont have to have a harem with her right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43020882
Stop reposting /monster/ slop.

[Anonymous No.]

Is wanting multiple foxes too greedy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43020892
How do you know it is from there?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43020882
I played Such Art a bunch but it turns out I suck as bad in a digital world as I do irl...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43020896
A man can have as many foxes as he can brush.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43020896
Everyone keeps forgetting Kii.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43020902
So you admit you got it from there? I made an assumption from the low quality of the art, but you confirmed it for me. Why were you even there?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43020922
I don't go to /monster/.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43020889
Remember where you are
Its the fact that the choice exists

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43020956
What a waste to get such a nice dress all wet... let's just take that off.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43020829
>jerk off while watching her sleep
>leave the tissue on her bedside table
>sneak out
it's about sending a message

[Anonymous No.]

>>43020919
Her sister is an extra dorky tanuki though.

>>43020947
I headcanon that in MGC all the darkstalker girls are pop icons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43020721
I get it, part of me really likes the idea of having a harem, like the stories magus wrote where the bicorn is the villain are God tier.
On the other hand, I feel really guilty for it. I think it might be related to abandonment issues or something, since your wives don't abandon you in MGE and the idea of just having a group of people that will never abandon me is so nice
What about the rest of you anons?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43020919
There are a number of forgotten foxes. They're not in the cabal, but they're still cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43020896
You can't handle more than one Fox anon, you'll be so busy brushing their tails and taking care of them

[Anonymous No.]

>>43020896
greedy? it is inevitable

[Anonymous No.]

Do you accept the fact that when the portals open you will be claimed by bugs

[Anonymous No.]

>>43021081
If It's a mantis, ok
Else, no

[Anonymous No.]

>>43021081
Your soulmate is your soulmate, fate decided. DE doesn't make mistakes. Trust the plan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43021081
I will eat them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43021081
I'd rather die

[Anonymous No.]

>>43021097
This, but I could probably also make peace with a sandworm, wonderworm or papillon. So, maybe not this after all.

[Anonymous No.]

How do you explain the family registy people that your extensive family tree suddenly became just you and a LOT of foxes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43020896
without many foxes you cannot enjoy the mythical tail bed

[Anonymous No.]

>>43021081
i would accept a spider or pede, maybe a slug.

[Anonymous No.]

What if we train the foxes to brush each other?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43021081
Bug invasion? Deploy the EDF!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43021160
but that's forbidden love!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43021081
I will fuck the bees

[Anonymous No.]

>>43021081
can it at least be a spider?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43021101
I do actually wonder how the whole fate thing works, I feel like if you have something you're really dead set on then it will be that.
However If you're okay with a lot of different things I feel like you would have a lot of potential soulmates, also does it account for changes that you have not undergone yet? I would have never wanted to get with a fairy before, but now if the art fairy claimed me I'd be fairly happy with it all things considered

[Anonymous No.]

>>43021081
If she looks like that gray-skinned arachne from MGQ I'll be okay with it.

[Anonymous No.]

enough about the ancient evils, how about ancient justices?
>ancient fox thats been around longer than most sabbath members
>knows ALL the ancients evils
>she also knows exactly who is a threat and who thinks walking on private property is evil
>the way she "punishes" the true evils is by overloading them with eros energy, making them fuck their husband or seek one out. and hopefully in the process, get pregnant
>she's very friendly with the silly evils like the walk on grass ones, and "encourages" their bad behavior.
>used to be loved by humans before the transformation, because she was the one that would settle any monster/human conflicts, in favor of the humans most of the time because it was before everybody just wanted to love. now loved more by monsters because the roles have flipped and normally its the order that is the aggressor
>has her eyes on the biggest injustice of all: the chief goddess for the no male birth's curse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43015367

[Anonymous No.]

>>43021205
She sounds hella boring, I'd rather feed burgers to the nearest sealed soul eater fox.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43021217
>dark
ew

[Anonymous No.]

>>43021205
That's nice, I like the idea

[Anonymous No.]

>>43021205
Why do so many ancient justices have their eyes poked out? Did they all believe they actually needed to be blind to carry out justice?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43021177
Wish we had more spiders like this, humanoid but with plenty of bug bits and legs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43021269
the blindfold is decorative, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43021284
>base creature is defined by having many legs
>make the monster girl bipedal
I hate this and I'm not even among the fags usually complaining about
>muh cosplay tier

[Anonymous No.]

>>43021344
You can't tell me in good faith that a humanoid spider with 3 pairs of bug legs on her back is worse than a girl's torso slapped on a giant spider.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43021081
If it's a spider, I'd just throw my hands together for convenient binding

[Anonymous No.]

Globomamono won't make you eat out the bugs, but they will ensure you get a nakadashi fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43021293
>fox wife insists she's blind
>she clearly isn't
>blindfold isn't completely opaque, she can still see through it
>tilts her head back to see under it whenever she can't see through the cloth
>insists that her ancient magic and superior senses allow her to detect the world around her
>screamed when you walked in on her doing her makeup without the blindfold on

[Anonymous No.]

>>43021248
Rude.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you take the package deal of a cheshire and hellhound

[Anonymous No.]

>>43021217
>dark
nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>43021517
Not a snowball's chance.

[Anonymous No.]

Since we talking about bugs which is your favorite? Centipedes, spider, or devil bugs are mine

[Anonymous No.]

>>43021517
Absolutely. You just gotta get keep them working against each other instead of teaming up to bully you

[Anonymous No.]

>>43021517
Imagine how quickly they would ruin an anon
It'd be funny to watch

[Anonymous No.]

>>43021544
Spiders for me, peak fearboner

[Anonymous No.]

>>43021465
FATT

[Anonymous No.]

>>43021517
Yeah. I would also be willing to take this pair instead if the HellChesh package runs out of stock.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43021564
Grotesque proportions. As expected for elfspammer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43021517
>one to defile his body
>one to defile his mind
The ultimate combo. Imagine a chesh using her power so that they could both be fucking you at the same time with some quantum wonderland dimension splitting bullshit. Not even shogs could make you go so insane.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to hunt down an ancient British vampire and kiss her!

[Anonymous No.]

Human men are discriminated against by mamono in malif kingdoms, hellhounds, and elves.
When will the notion that human men being physically weaker be put to an end?

[Anonymous No.]

When the portals open I will make a mad dash and marry all the lims! There will be none left for anyone else! And blackjack!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43021630
You'll lose to the first succubus you encounter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43021630
You will be claimed by an albino succubus

[Anonymous No.]

>>43021624
>squatting at the gym
>trying for a new pb just one rep
>legs start jiggling under the bar-bending weight
>struggling to get back up
>hellhound curls the bar back into the rack and asks if you're alright
How is a man supposed to get swole with all these mamono stealing our gainz?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43021576
FATTT

[Anonymous No.]

>>43021624
>Anon tries to hold a meninist rally
>Everyone who goes gets claimed by strong monsters

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

best harem is 1 dom lead mamano and then 1 or more sub monsters

[Anonymous No.]

>>43021644
I won't pretend for a second that this isn't a happy ending. The lowly vanilla success is still so much better than many other acceptable but less appealing races.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43021691
Gonna ruin that elf further with repeat pregnancies

[Anonymous No.]

>>43021544
Moths and papillons are my preferred kind of bug.

[Anonymous No.]

When I was a little shota, me and my dark mage momster would watch hardcore porn for hours naked together, and i would learn about the world of sex from her instead of going to school.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43021755
yeah but she'll spread her wings and my lizard brain will freak

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43021624
For each man who can successfully wrestle a Malef to the ground, there's countless humans who need a dragon assigned to them for their protection. Which one are you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43021713
Absolutely, or a group of friends who want to share a ""boytoy""

[Anonymous No.]

>>43021798
Gib mommy malef now

[Anonymous No.]

>>43021728
Don't be reckless, elf breasts get bigger with each pregnancy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43021721
>constantly telling you she loves you and that she's lucky to have you
>knows she isn't as powerful as other mamono, still tries her best to compete
>you appreciate her efforts, but love her for who she is with all your heart
Yep, succs are pretty neat

[Anonymous No.]

>>43021808
Understood, I will ensure constant pregnancies then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43019189
At first I didn't find it funny but then I noticed "made in Argentina"

[Anonymous No.]

I want a super smug malef dragon as my wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>43021820
She's teetering just on the brink of a problematic inferiority complex. I'll take it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43021765
Have you tried microdosing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43020892
nta but why do you hate /monster/? I go there periodically and haven't seen anything bad

[Anonymous No.]

>>43021930
Some people just want to start drama. You should know that by now.

[Anonymous No.]

Strongcore

[Anonymous No.]

>>43021960
Cutecore

[Anonymous No.]

>>43021960
Looks like a cow to me, green eyes are great though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43021960
softcore

[Anonymous No.]

>>43021947
The only drama I saw them start was between people who were trying to fill the setting with things KC explicitly hates. Even then I think that was between /trash/ and some japanese twitter accounts.

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder how many other monsters do the whole manticore "I'll eat you" schtick. I could see a sadistic succ saying she'll drain out all of your energy while level draining you

[Anonymous No.]

>>43021969
It's an OC that is technically some kind of Chimera
>Manticore
>Minotaur
>Gryphon
But wikifag lists them as a Manticore, due to the tail

[Anonymous No.]

>>43021930
Not him but I also don't want them having any influence over /mgt/. They are fucking insane and make the most autistic spergs here sound like normalfags. We might sometimes have common enemies like furtards or cucks, but other than that they have a vastly different culture and the only thing that place is good for is interacting with drawfags.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43021982
Yeah but can you milk her? Then is cow. Very simple

[Anonymous No.]

>>43021986
This. Also some writefags too.
/monster/ is good for finding the highest resolution version of images from most drawfags and waifufags, without dealing with 4chan filesize limits or Twitter compression.

But stay the hell away from any discussion on that cursed board.

[Anonymous No.]

she's cute and your hatred is unwarranted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43020998

[Anonymous No.]

>>43022009
What is the discussion like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43022010
Fluffy

[Anonymous No.]

>>43022009
How cursed we talking about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43022036
>How cursed we talking about.
Imagine a mix of unironic /pol/ and monster girls. One thing I really like about this thread is that we never mix RL shit with monster girls, over there it's the opposite.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43021930
Neither of the Anons, but to add to what >>43021986 said, from what little I've seen of them, they're also not fond of this place either, so both sides would appreciate keeping things separate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43022049
Did they (or do they still) photoshop Trump hats on monster girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43022055
>both sides would appreciate keeping things separate.
kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>43022010
My headcanon is they’re just a sub species of were cat and the wandering scholar just gave them a bad wrap because they’re furries, though the siths aren’t really my thing but I do find it a little disturbing KC wrote that they used to been animals in the past and not just make it to where they’re just a subspecies of were cat it would be so much better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43022079
They give birth to other siths so don't think about it. I know I don't.

[Anonymous No.]

Anon
how would a french mucus toad look like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43022069
Okay, it was fucking stupid of Aux to drum up the bullshit drama here, but I assume most Anons there don't give a shit what happens here and don't care to see anyone who's not already there to migrate from here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43021611
>filename
kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>43022079
So literally just Blair from Soul Eater, like how I envision them. The kemono form being just a little bit of trolling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43022049
Kinda sounds like spidernon

[Anonymous No.]

>>43021960
That's a cow.

[Anonymous No.]

I want a trickster fox to step on me and call me a foolish mortal.

[Anonymous No.]

Does anyone know/have any dark mage stories where the guy becomes her familiar?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43021544
depending on the design moths can trump everything for me because they still have an ass
but i also like some spiders and pedes

[Anonymous No.]

>>43022239

[Anonymous No.]

>>43022252
No.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43021517
chesh would be way too obnoxious for me

[Anonymous No.]

>>43022271
Hate this fox

[Breathfag No.]

>>43021611
>I'm going to hunt down an ancient British vampire and kiss her!
Queen Elizabeth I, the Virgin Queen. A vampire that never died, just went into hiding when she monsterized into a vampire and so faked her death as to not be hunted down and burned. Now it's up to you to find her, be the one to take away the title of virgin queen, and momsterize her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43021569
now THIS is a package deal i can get behind
>>43021680
>succs adapt lim features to attract mates
they're evolving...

[Breathfag No.]

>>43022271
I'm not usually one to judge, but foot fetishists are degenerates.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43022316
>are degenerates.
Nah, it's just silly, not degenerate. There far more degenerate fetishes out there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43022308
Beware anon, succs are the swiss army knife of monsters

[Anonymous No.]

>>43021563
Based me too, bonus points for venom. Shocked no spiders in MGE have venom canonically

[Anonymous No.]

>43022316
>>43022327
Judgement of a faggot like that is automatically invalid.

[Anonymous No.]

43022302
43022316
Rope yourself shitfag

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43021979
reverse search not working for me

[Anonymous No.]

>>43022346
>venom
Imagine a brazilian wandering spider gf
>pros: easy money selling the venom to middle-aged salarymen
>cons: you don't get to choose when to make love, you just feel a faint puncture in the middle of the night and that's the end of your sleep

[Anonymous No.]

>>43020530
a country bumpkin who is a kombat kitsune on the weekends.
lolibaba optional but preferred

[Anonymous No.]

>>43022362
https://twitter.com/taojinn015/status/1639303522415001614?t=P-pQ4Ja04y7n5qxnFfF4UA&s=19

[Anonymous No.]

>>43022010
yes and while canon to the thread material she herself as content is against the rules

[Anonymous No.]

>>43022340
>succs are the swiss army knife of monsters
So kinda shit for anything worth doing? Which monster is the Leatherman of monsters?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43022381
Stop humoring the shitposting retard

[Anonymous No.]

>>43022379
thank

[Anonymous No.]

>>43022395
Cry about it, reetard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43022395
not humoring it just agreeing reactions are insane and reminding she is simply against the rules so don't post it

[Breathfag No.]

>>43022010
Cu sith is better

[Anonymous No.]

>>43022403
>reetard.
Don't you have BBC porn to fap to?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43022413
cait comes with a free trip to the cat kingdom

[Anonymous No.]

>>43022403
Neck yourself discord cuckspammer

>>43022413
>>43022422
Neck yourself samefagging shit eater

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43022433

[Anonymous No.]

>>43022421
>>43022433
Oh anon is mad now.

[Breathfag No.]

>>43022422
I'm not keen on going to the cat kingdom though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43022403
Cope seethe tranny nazi chud dilate. I used more buzzwords, so I win.

[Anonymous No.]

>Find an underground mine filled with gems and precious metals.
>Give the location to some nearby dwarves who promise you an appropriate payment.
>Wake up one morning with six high ranking dwarven warriors proclaiming themselves your bodyguards and telling you that you've been promoted to the rank of Thane in a newly settled hold.

[Breathfag No.]

>>43022452
So is this how Blackreach was founded?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43022452
Damn, I was hoping the scout would let me use her grappling hook.

[Anonymous No.]

> Shog took over your home.
> She's the whole house now.
> Kitchen.
> Living room.
> Bedroom.
> Bathroom.

> You poop into your wife.
> You wipe your butt with your wife.
How can kikis ever compete?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43022443
>>43022448
You are a stain of shit. Clean yourself off the world.

[Breathfag No.]

>>43022462
Never forget that you're loved, anon. I hope you have a good day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43022458
>"Aren't there a lot of orks in that area?"
>"Aye but we can always just chase them off with a bit of bolts and axes. Damn things seem tougher than they are."
>Somewhere in the distant wastes, a young orc suddenly got a thought in her head.
>"Ya know what? I wanna go smack me some stunties and steal some o' the humies they got in there. Lets see if the gals want in."
And thus a longstanding grudge was born.

>>43022460
>"Sorry Anon, its company property and we can't have you getting stuck on the ceiling or something."

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43022461
>spoiler
Kiki has a mouth right?
Poop in there, and she licks your butt clean

[Anonymous No.]

>>43022487
submarine fox

[Anonymous No.]

>Breathfaggotry and furfaggotry shows up
>Scatniggers immediately follow
Like clockwork.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43022500
Murderfaggotry isn’t any better you’re just making it worse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43022500
>gachafaggot complaining about shitposters
Now that's ironic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43021960
Minocore!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43022500
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hy8kmNEo1i8

[Anonymous No.]

>>43021808
oh bother

[Anonymous No.]

>>43022500
Daily reminder that the breathtroon has been caught multiple times samefagging and replying to his own posts, posting garbage and bait like scatfaggotry, etc.

That faggot is peak mentally ill worthless rat and you should remind him of how he should deal with himself every time you see him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43022505
All of above-mentioned faggots deserve death though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43022500
Don't you love new 4chan? Just not lurking before posting isn't enough, now they actively shit up any place that doesn't accept their retardation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43022520
Proof?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43021808
Oh no! Anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43021808

[Anonymous No.]

>>43022520
Take your meds reetard

[Anonymous No.]

>>43022500

[Anonymous No.]

>>43022520
I don’t know how correct that is since we know there’s at least one other person pretending to be breathfag so we know there’s at these two of these fucks shitting up the thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43022551
if they're cut of the same cloth is there a reason to distinguish them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43022544
Take your noose, inbred abortion

[Anonymous No.]

>>43022511
>hear of the minocore
>terrified of a beast with the savage disposition of a manticore and the strength of a mino
>turns out she has the strength of a manticore and the disposition of a mino
>lazy in bed, likes having you do the work
>will only sting you if she's feeling mischevious or you're starting to get tired
>spends a considerable amount of time sleeping
>endless supply of milk that she demands you take care of

[Anonymous No.]

>>43022551
>*at least*
Autocorrected me.

[Anonymous No.]

>whale/megalodon mg aquatic equivalent of sandworm
y/n?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43020530
Give me the country bumpkin tomboy fox girl please.

[Anonymous No.]

Submit to snakes

[Anonymous No.]

>>43022630
then what

[Anonymous No.]

>>43022607
y

[Anonymous No.]

>>43020530
I'll take the Shrine Maiden / Kombat Kitsune combo, thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43022630
>https://files.catbox.moe/t9thzt.mp4
i already have i just don't know what kind of snake i love most

[Anonymous No.]

>>43022630
I think hebis would be disappointed when the realize that getting guys would be like shooting fish in a barrel.
>hey, you look lonely
>want to get married and have 6 (minimum) daughters?
>ok
All the pre-portal hebis would complain about how easy the younger generations have it, and that when they wanted a husband they had to stalk him for months before they made their move.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43022666
the funny thing is how much of an understatement that is, the shock of shooting into the barrel would kill all of the fish and you don't have to try and hit shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43022630
Scales are gross

[Anonymous No.]

>>43022539
That's a lot of mana

[Breathfag No.]

>>43022630
Only if I get to sniff her breath on a regular basis

[Anonymous No.]

>>43022666
Stop making me want a Hebi

[Anonymous No.]

>>43022666
Not if the guy they fancy has a fear of snakes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43022678
Exactly, a hebi can just say "hi" and score a guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43022696
i want a basilisk

[Anonymous No.]

>>43022636
Get coiled up and give the snakes love

[Anonymous No.]

>>43022630
If she manages to get her coils around me, she can keep me. Otherwise I will be running as fast as I can.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43022718
i feel like most could pull that off

[Anonymous No.]

>>43022696
>at the store
>spotted by a hebi
>oh fuck oh fuck
>try not to spill spaghetti as she approaches
>hebi spins you around
>puts her hands on your cheeks
>gently tilts your head to force you to look at her
>her hands are so soft
>smells like cherry flowers
>red eyes brimming with love
>can't look away
>hebi stares at you for a few more seconds and smiles
>asks if you want to go home with her
>say yes
>she coils around you and pulls your head into her chest
>tells you that you'll never be lonely again
They're too strong, bros...

[Anonymous No.]

A monster can claim me by picking me up and carrying me to her home.
According to monster law I will be legally her property at that point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43022664
You'll get chosen by one don't worry
Also thank you that video was really good

[Anonymous No.]

>>43022729
elves have zero chance with me

[Anonymous No.]

>>43022630
tomboy snakes

[Anonymous No.]

>>43022710
>"I can fix him. I WILL fix him!"
>Delicious fuel for their paranoia
>MGE rules mean the guy is legitimately "fixable" and just needs snussy therapy
Oh. Oh no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43022748
what if she was a nice lady and shared similar hobbies?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43022741
I'd actually instantly lose the moment she put her hands on my cheeks

[Anonymous No.]

>>43022762
then she can get her foot in the door

[Anonymous No.]

>>43022752
Tomboy snake beating me at video games! Tomboy snake unconsciously tightening her coils whenever the match gets close, cutting off my circulation and causing me to lose!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43022724
A lot of lamias have hypnosis anon, as soon as you hear their voice it's over

[Anonymous No.]

>>43022752
>vtumor
Go away

[Anonymous No.]

>>43022762
Does she also throw rotten fruit at fat, disgusting elf WHORES?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43022774
I don't know what you're talking about anon. That's just a white tomboy snake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43022769
Hypnosnake is just a myth. A myth I don't believe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43022746
the maker won't be doing any more for a year because of some troubles sadly

[Anonymous No.]

>>43022744
>law is instated that says any monster who carries a guy into their home is now wed to him
>rates of single onis, ogres, dragons, hellhounds, and minos craters to zero
>gym memberships skyrocket
>stronger species make a killing as man-porters, carrying guys to the doors of customers so that the buyer can carry the guy the last foot into their house
>law gets even more ridiculous when the mayor expands the definition of "home" to things like alleys and changing room stalls in department stores
>after outcry about how unfair the law is, a new amendment is passed that forces men too large for a mamono to lift follow weaker mamono into their homes or face the penalty of law

[Anonymous No.]

>>43022769
>hebi installs speakers into your room to pump subliminal messages about snake-fucking into your dreams
>also implants a trigger word for her own amusement
>baffled as to why you get a raging hardon whenever you hear the word "torii" spoken

[Anonymous No.]

Since yandere and clingy monsters go after kuu and shy men, it's only right that yandere and clingy men take care of kuu and shy monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43022783
https://twitter.com/BingSardina/status/1639375932527087616
Stop trying to play dumb, nigger. You have a board for you shite.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43022816
im going to wrestle the monster who try to do that. and teach other men how to pull it off

[Anonymous No.]

>>43020530
Either mofu yakuza or ancient evil

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43022816
Well, can't leave my house now and I need to reinforce it with traps

[Anonymous No.]

>>43022871
nav is a treasure, it will be a sad day when we lose him

[Anonymous No.]

>>43022816
>Turbodork starts trying to pull you
>can't get you to budget with her wimpy noodle arms
>brush her hair out of her face and look her in the eye
>smile and hug her tight, saying you already love her so there is no need to claim you
>live with the fact she is now unwilling to let go of you

[Anonymous No.]

>>43022898
! !

[Anonymous No.]

>>43022851
>Anon thinks he's being stealthy when he breaks into a lich's house every day to install cameras, sniff her clothes, install keyloggers onto her computer, and leave insane rambling love letters for her to find
>lich actually knows all this is happening, is using it for data on her latest paper on compulsive behavior in men

[Anonymous No.]

>>43022816
my wurm mom trained me for this, and I'll just wrestle the monster into submission

[Anonymous No.]

>>43022854
>and thus, the "salamander quarter" was born

[Anonymous No.]

I want to hug a lich. I find her complete disconnection from emotions to be really cute!

[Anonymous No.]

man, imagine having the perfect living doll wife for when you need to draw. the perfect model, the perfect muse, the perfect piece of inspiration

[Anonymous No.]

Monsters need to be stopped

[Anonymous No.]

>>43022966
she's not getting a tip

[Anonymous No.]

>>43022966
I'm not paying for that, and she's not getting a tip either!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43022966
>complain that delivery driver ate a slice
>owner of pizza place tells you to come fight her if you have a problem with it
Why do all the bigger monsters instantly resort to trial by combat when they fuck up? It's getting hard to find stores run by mamono I can beat in a fight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43022966
I'm taking that slice out of her mouth. I ordered a whole pizza, and I'm getting a whole pizza.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43022977
>imagine not drinkng monster milk and lifting

[Anonymous No.]

>>43022921
Nah, that guy needs to be direct and make it clear that they're going to be together forever, and mating press her to have at least a dozen kids.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43022966
i see her getting pudgy in the future and losing her abs and getting flab pretty quick

[Anonymous No.]

>>43022977
Don't endorse any mamono shop and commerces. Only buy from humans. If impossible, move out untill You can.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43022971
>>43022979
You're both asking to get raped by a woman who could lift you like a paperweight and toss you around like a ragdoll

[Anonymous No.]

>>43022975
>>43022971
She's getting a tip alright ifyouknowwhati'msayin

[Anonymous No.]

>>43022957
>hug lich
>she only stares at you with an unamused look in response
>eventually she concludes you're good enough to be her test subject and carries you away with telekinesis

[Anonymous No.]

>>43023009
they are gentle of nature and considerate lovers

[Anonymous No.]

>>43023009
I'd like to see her try. 163lbs is a lot of weight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43023008
>sick of all these monster run stores
>still have your one trusty pizza joint
>run by humans, tastes great, don't charge an arm and a leg
>go in to grab a slice one day
>oni is standing at the counter wearing an apron far to small to cover her chest
>hangs off her boobs like a curtain
>the guy nervously laughs and introduces you to the new co-owner
>soon the place is packed to the gills with mamono feasting on prisoner fruit pizzas and other such demon realm abominations
>so popular that they have to expand to a new location
I should learn to cook.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43023028
i just that fox coming across an anon going to work in his suit and tie, freshly shaved, and his hair on poinf and just yoink him from the train cause od how cute he is
>>43023034
>just 163
even i could lift you

[Anonymous No.]

>>43016981
>Boy band doing a world tour
>Their goal is to try doing it without someone getting claimed at every stop
this sounded better in my head

[Anonymous No.]

>>43023009
still not getting a tip

[Anonymous No.]

>>43023034
>163
Do humans really?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43022851
i am kuu and my wife is kuu

[Anonymous No.]

>>43023091
man, you really must be malnourished if as a man you can't lift 163 without a probelm

[Anonymous No.]

>>43023009
Yes, I mentioned that in the delivery instructions

[Anonymous No.]

>>43023044
>even i could lift you
You're not a monster girl. I won't let you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43023039
I don't know Anon. Walking through the grocery store getting ingredients for a nice home cooked meal is going to grab the attention of hounds and amazons. You might have some strays follow you home to mooch

[Anonymous No.]

>>43023124
that just means if i could then an eight foot could just pick you up easily

[Anonymous No.]

>>43023028
Not that particular fox

[Anonymous No.]

>>43023028
>>43023137
Simple face is really powerful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43022966
All that pizza is going straight to her tail!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43023125
>skip all that and buy some microwave dinners
>kiki starts scoping you out

[Anonymous No.]

>>43023158
i'll just go into the forest and eat the wild deers and any animal i can get my hands on

[Anonymous No.]

>>43023168
nah, too risky. a greenworm might cry at all the wildlife being killed.
you should just go with that sweet fox shrine maiden that's always nice to you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43023028
I don't think the giant abed up monster that stole some pizza will be very gentle anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>43023034
I feel like a manlet, I'm usually 120 to 130

[Anonymous No.]

>>43023179
i dont think she would, she eats plants affter all. and imma just eat the ones i can grab.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43023179
at this point I would simply become a monk and subsist off the energy of the sun itself

[Anonymous No.]

>>43023206
well in any case, its wendigo territory.
are you certain you want to eat those deer?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43023168
>You get caught by a primal hellhound who uses the forest as her hunting ground

[Anonymous No.]

>>43022983
fish milk just gives me good cholesterol

[Anonymous No.]

>>43023211
>alrune that slowly moves itself closer to you day by day

[Anonymous No.]

>>43023213
ill share them so they can leave me alone and i'll just dig a little hole in the ground to sleep

[Anonymous No.]

>>43023226
well being so close to the earth will attract various monsters like gnomes, trolls, worms, wurms, and golems.
not to mention show sharing a kill is a marriage proposal for wendigos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43023236
nah, i'll just give them an extra i ended then just go back to the hole to sleep. Its funny but there is a meaty floor to it now, and it smells like fresh wurm milk

[Anonymous No.]

>>43023188
As long as your height and weight fit each other it's all good. I was in the 140s several months ago, and having that little weight spread across 6 feet of Anon made me look like I had a run in with a dryfish succubus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43023249
well, looks like you got married.
have fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43023236
Earth really is the best element, isn't it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43023263
Do earth elementals make you rock hard?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43023282
i do like the differnet tile patterns of golems

[Breathfag No.]

>>43022966
O-Pie's Pizza Pies, their pizzas really are the best. The cheese they use is top notch, and I've heard they make it themselves. At least, that's what the holst cook inside says.

Though I recommend picking it up yourself. That overgrown lizard will steal a slice, and god forbid you get the cheshire cat delivery girl, you won't even get a pizza, just an empty box that when you open her ass appears.

[Breathfag No.]

>>43023298
I always request the minotaur delivery girl. She looks big and intimidating, but is actually quite shy! Hearing her say "Enjoy your pizza!" in a tiny voice always makes my day.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

43023298
43023310
fuck off

[Anonymous No.]

>>43023320
that he deletes it after is the funniest part.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43023298
I always request the minotaur delivery girl. She looks big and intimidating, but is actually quite shy! Hearing her say "Enjoy your pizza!" in a tiny voice always makes my day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43023312
Why are corpses so erotic?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43023328
and he is samefagging his posts
>>43023337
you want to fuck some life into them

[Anonymous No.]

>>43023312
that knife looks like it hurts, im gonna pull it out for her

[Breathfag No.]

>>43023310
>>43023329
You can use this name too. The Breathfag moniker is not exclusive to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43023328
What was it? Was it scat shit again?

[Breathfag No.]

>>43023344
Breathfag is not an individual, it is a state of being. I want to feel lava golem's hot breath on my face!

[Breathfag No.]

>>43023367
Fiercely based!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43023329
>>43023344
he posted this with the breathfag name, deleted it and posted it again anonymously.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43023263
Water is
I will fight all on this

[Anonymous No.]

>>43023377
Ohhh, goddamn it Why does breathfag do this

[Anonymous No.]

>>43023380
Sorry, but the best element is the element of surpreyes!

[Anonymous No.]

>43023367
>43023371
>two posts in the same minute
>multiple breathfags
/mgt/ has fallen

[Anonymous No.]

>>43023382
He doesn't. It's another episode of "let's pretend to be breathfag" again.

[Breathfag No.]

>>43023385
I wanna supreyes a gazer by falling in love with her hot, steamy, gazer breath!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43023388
i always report them

[Anonymous No.]

>>43023393
You will never convince me that breathfag ritual posts in good faith. Nobody else is going to hyper fixate on a fetish that hard and not at least do something with it.

[Breathfag No.]

>>43023385
I imagine gazer breath as being stale but not unpleasant. Breath grade: B-
>>43023397
False reports will get you banned

[Breathfag No.]

>>43023388
No fren, it has risen

[Anonymous No.]

43023403
>he says when he talks about breath and posts the same thing in the beginning of the thread and is even talking about that.
you are playing as if you had an avatar

[Anonymous No.]

and this is why we hate namefags, anons.
even if the intent is completely innocent it always devolves to shitposting or drama.

[Anonymous No.]

Post stupid cats

[Anonymous No.]

i need more clowns

[Anonymous No.]

>>43023425

[Anonymous No.]

Yeah, I kiss lims. So what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43023425
Love clowns but she's being mean :(( I'm not a tard

[Anonymous No.]

>>43023125
>cook a delicious meal
>shadow passes your window
>turn around
>hellhound is staring into your kitchen, oozing drool
>scream
>she manages to get inside before you can lock the door
>know that this is the end for your pelvis
>she grunts something about food
>takes your meal
>leaves
>sit there on the kitchen floor feeling somewhat cheated, though you don't know why

[Anonymous No.]

>>43023401
I think it's probably more along the lines of
>dude posts about breath fetish
>some anon gets booty blasted because it's mentioned every thread
>breathfag continues despite this
>shitposters see this as an opportunity
>shitposters seize it and start dramafagging, falseflagging, etc.
>a couple anons start a holy crusade against breathfag and shit on anyone who responds to him or ignores him
>breathfag unphased, still posting about breath stuff
>more shitposters join the theme, scatfags, sithfags, etc.
And here we are today. Welcome to nu-4chan!
Overly sensitive and triggered-tards need not apply

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/0000ong/status/1638544972088754176?s=20
go to snake church

[Anonymous No.]

>>43023380
What's the best water's got, scyllas? They've got nothing on trolls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43023447
I would actually be pissed, fucking at least rape me and put me in bed before stealing my food, dirty mutt.

[Breathfag No.]

>>43023458
I'm pretty sure that the snake you linked vores you in MGQ.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43023462
Imagine being able to spend the rest of your life in a serene hidden lake surrounded by gorgeous trees and some monsters like Dryads and alarunes
Love undines

[Anonymous No.]

>>43023433

[Anonymous No.]

>>43023471
I had an idea for a story about an Undine that was "hired" to keep a huge freshwater housing/shopping complex clean but I couldn't come up with any actual story for it so I dropped it

[Anonymous No.]

Need clunny

[Anonymous No.]

>>43023479
That's actually an interesting idea, would she be getting paid with getting a husband or something? I could think of a kind of short slice of life type of thing for it

[Anonymous No.]

>>43023462

[Anonymous No.]

>>43023485
Feel free. I'm not using it

[Anonymous No.]

>>43023498
Nice, I probably won't do much with it for awhile. Still working on the Eros re-education camps

[Anonymous No.]

Why do we never see Doppler potions used in stories? Seriously they have so much use, you could just tone down the horny effect If you need to have the girls act somewhat lucid after using it

[Anonymous No.]

>>43023512
the only utility i could think of is if a chimera downs one and splits into separate individuals of each of her composite species

[Anonymous No.]

>>43023512
To be plain we rarely write stories. The winner of the writing contest just wrote one more, for example.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43023552
wheres the dragons? all i see is a lizard

[Anonymous No.]

>>43023557
must be a servant or maid

[Anonymous No.]

>>43023557
but all dragons are just lizards

[Anonymous No.]

>>43023569
Talk like that will get you tossed into the rape room by a malef

[Anonymous No.]

>>43023526
That would be real cool, but I was thinking of using it for ""punishments"" from more dominant monsters
Imagine a hellhound gangbang, or manticore gangbang. You'd be nearly mindbroken

[Anonymous No.]

>>43015367

[Anonymous No.]

>>43023573
I'm not locked in there with her. She's locked in there with me

[Anonymous No.]

>>43023596
I think you're biting off more than you can chew anon

[Anonymous No.]

No thanks, all lizards have terrible breath ... weapons.
Gimme a nice undead mamono--they don't breathe at all!

[Anonymous No.]

God I love the idea of an evil greenworm who just steals veggies from every store she can

[Anonymous No.]

>>43023627
>and suddenly everyone was very cold to evil greenie when she looked at the very old cat's personal garden.

[Anonymous No.]

>Learn the most unforgivable curse in all schools of magic
>Just the mere mention of it gets you expelled
>Cast it on the Lilim class prez
>Nothing happens till she opens her mouth
>She is now forced to speak in rhymes

[Anonymous No.]

>>43023627
>steal
>grocers thinks she is being a chunni and gives her veggies since she's cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>43023557
MERE

[Anonymous No.]

>>43023643
>Annoyed Mwee

[Anonymous No.]

>>43023643
That belly is wide open for attack.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43023640
The old cat would give her veggies for free, redeeming her a little

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

I'm tired of having to refresh my ban. Look at this bapho and make it permanent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43023643
>Imagine hearing rummaging in your veggie garden.
>You start digging around, then grab something something squishy.
>"Eeep!"
>Pull it out of a dense patch of lettuce.
>A very large greenworm is hanging from your grasp, thrashing around hopelessly.
Not this time, veggie bandit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43023760
that baph in the back needs help

[Anonymous No.]

>>43023760
>>43023764
I think she's just jealous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43023760
I would like to impregnate a bapho and take responsibility

[Anonymous No.]

>>43023760
when will this be me?

[Anonymous No.]

Familiar needs some love too.

[Anonymous No.]

LOVE HER

[Anonymous No.]

>>43023779
w-who's in the tree?

[Anonymous No.]

Witch says: "BEHEAD NIGGERS. IMMOLATE KIKES. DISEMBOWEL FAGGOTS. CASTRATE AND CRUCIFY KEKS."

[Anonymous No.]

>>43023798
And here is the other version.

[Anonymous No.]

I love cunny

[Anonymous No.]

>>43023643
Banned from Olive Garden in three states, Farmers weep before your fields are rendered bare, serves you right for leaving out all of those vegetables out helpless submissive and edible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43023471
I've climaxed to both a vacuum and shower water so I'm already close to being mge captain planet

[Anonymous No.]

>>43023853
Anon don't say that to elementals they will take it as a proposal

[Anonymous No.]

Shitposters would become so, so much worse if the portals opened. Hell I'd become one and troll on /ef/ until a demon deicided I needed to be claimed and corrected

[Anonymous No.]

>>43023875
i think it'd be a ghost town but without the ghosts

[Anonymous No.]

>>43023875
ef?

[Anonymous No.]

Join the Sabbath.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43023902
No

There's less than nothing there for me

[Anonymous No.]

How do you politely tell a monster that her boss theme music is cringe?
She seems really proud of herself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43023930
it's a good stage theme at least

[Anonymous No.]

>>43023930
imma take my time to actually make it good

[Anonymous No.]

>>43023930
>tries for a "retro" theme
>it's just a really shitty blend of 16 bit and 64 bit samples
>stuns you at certain points so that you can listen to the music together

[Anonymous No.]

>>43023912
what about the crossing guard outside?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43023868
I also fucking love fire so I might be marked by 3 elementals

[Anonymous No.]

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that oneesans don't just rely on age, physical size and thickness is important.
Mostly because no one would believe a tiny familiar is your older sister.

[Anonymous No.]

Gato sexo

[Anonymous No.]

Why are fox milfs so powerful?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43024185
I get what she's implying with the grip, but what is she implying with the middle finger of the other hand? Is she going to juggle my balls as well or something?

[Anonymous No.]

I want an evil fox to drain me until I am a husk! Hopefully I will be able to offer her enough vitality to give her another tail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43024197
I think that finger goes up/on the pooper. Fox MILFs are powerful because they've had a lifetime of studying perversion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43024197
prostate massage

[Anonymous No.]

>>43024208
>>43024210
That's gross and seems like it would hurt a lot. The pooper is a one-way street, so don't go poking around there you dirty old fox!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43024103
>Love is stored in the kot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43024307
That's why they're so huggable.
Among other things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43024307
What do jinkos mean by this?

[Anonymous No.]

need spooky clown gf

[Anonymous No.]

>>43024307
but how much love can be stored?

[Anonymous No.]

Shog can't rape me now that I've managed to condense and trap her inside a jar. How do you like them apples you goopy bitch? Hah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43024438
I don't think their is a hard limit, hence the existence of garfieldesque big chungus kots.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43024438
Would you like to find out?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43024442
As punishment you should totally use her like an onahole, that’d really show her

[Anonymous No.]

>>43023898
Extremist faction

[Anonymous No.]

>>43023892
Nah man, Cheshs and shit would love this place. I could also see some monsters becoming obsessed with it, I do think Chan culture would change exponentially though probably for the better considering how much of a hell site this place is

[Anonymous No.]

>>43024442
Anon is just asking to get turned into a shog cumpump for a while

[Anonymous No.]

>>43024509
>make post in the style of a maelf talking about how humans are inferior creatures and that dragons are a gift to the world
>pissed off mamono rush to defend humans and put down dragons
>more dragons enter the thread to fight the scurrilous rumors that they aren't the greatest monster
>archived with 1300 posts
It's almost too easy

[Anonymous No.]

>>43023997
Careful you don't say anything cool about the earth or rocks, you wouldn't want 4 elementals would you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43024549
>Some anons start to wise up to your shitposts after awhile
>Some gremlins look into all your personal information
>You now have some neet slightly autistic monsters hunting you down
Was it worth it anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43024524
She can't escape the jar. I'll be fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43024573
This is why I only shitpost from the public library computers

[Anonymous No.]

>>43024576
ah, yes, the one thing shog can't assimilate or mimic:
pyrex

[Anonymous No.]

>>43024577
>not a shitposter
>functional member of society
>use computer for its intended purposes
>crow tengu has a crush on you
>she shitposts from the library, larping as a dude
>gets doxed
>you're the only man on the security cameras, so they assume it's you
>live feed put up in the thread, monsters cheering as basement dwellers leave their caves to hunt you down
>crow tengu nervously approaches you and informs you that a mob is coming to fuck you for heinous internet crimes
>the only way out is to marry her on the spot
>crow tengu posts a lengthy greentext later that week proclaiming her victory, along with the smuggest anime picture she could find

[Anonymous No.]

>>43024549
>Post an extremely shitty photoshop of (You) with your arm around a human girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>43024610
>smuggest anime picture she could find
>its (you) stand over a stuffed birb

[Anonymous No.]

>>43023761
>hopelessly
Anon a caterpillar is pure, solid muscle. I've seen caterpillars escape spiderwebs. When they trash around they even escape from the beaks of hungry birds. What hope does a mere human have?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43024711
>What hope does a mere human have?
A firm grip on the fat wriggler and she won't be going anywhere!

[Anonymous No.]

Stop having sex with the local water supply

[Anonymous No.]

>>43024729
Who you calling fat? I told you it's pure muscle

[Anonymous No.]

>>43024760
Sarasvati?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43024666
>sup nerds?
>my name is tengu, and I hate every single one of you

[Anonymous No.]

>>43024761
Strongfat at best. She's bulking to become a cocoon.

[Anonymous No.]

Onis make the best shrine maidens, much better than those lame white snakes

[Anonymous No.]

>>43024866
but are oni long?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43024866
The foxes are the top and everyone knows it.
All the others are fighting for second place.

[Anonymous No.]

Oh no

I've been captured

[Anonymous No.]

>>43024866
>ryu is ecstatic because shrine donations have tripled since she hired an oni to be a maiden
>less enthused when she sees the oni shaking some poor guy upside down to empty his pockets into the offering box

[Breathfag No.]

>>43024876
How much do you think the averge shirohebi weighs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43024950
How easy are (you) to capture?

[Anonymous No.]

Ms. Ryu needs to hire Ushi-Oni shrine maidens, it's discriminatory to not hire perfectly good and hardworking spider cows

[Anonymous No.]

>>43025130
>boss, the new girl wove a web in the torii to catch guys visiting the shrine
>again
>thank you, hebi
>I'll get the scissors...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43025117
All the monsters I like are big so I'd imagine they could just pick me up by the back of shirt like one would pick a cat up

[Anonymous No.]

>>43025094
never ask a shiro-lady about her weigth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43025130
Just hire more hebis
Why fix what isn't broken?

[Anonymous No.]

ded

[Anonymous No.]

>>43025151
>Hebi is allowed to drug and rape a traveler to the shrine
>But when Ms. Ushi lays an obvious trap for that cute Anon who leaves food offerings she gets chewed out
>>43025194
To give every monster a fair chance of being a shrine maiden and not just let Hebis shoot down some poor monster’s dreams of doing shrine maiden stuff

[Anonymous No.]

>>43025332
Do not slander hebi, she is the best wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>43025332
>the virgin yandere stalk
>the Stacy brutal sexual assault
No wonder hebis don't like competition

[Anonymous No.]

>Visit the Ryu shrine
>Tell a hebi she'd look cuter with a red miko outfit
>Come back a week later
>All the hebis are now wearing red
>Ryu-sama is very upset about this

[Anonymous No.]

>>43025352
hehebi dick

[Anonymous No.]

How would a malef dragon react if they found out I liked dragons a lot and thought they were cool as fuck?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43025383
carry off a hebi if you can

[Anonymous No.]

>>43025436
But snakes that big likely weigh a few tons...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43025442
cast reductio then shove her in your coat pocket.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43025442
>telling a woman her weight
you gonna get snekked

[Anonymous No.]

>>43025117
I'm the one who knock

[Anonymous No.]

>>43025480
I really this OC, no drama, only cute things ( Also because he is bald like me)

[Anonymous No.]

>>43025500
>Also because he is bald like me
Anon I don't know how to tell you this but a buzz cut is not bald

[Anonymous No.]

>>43025488
Put those monsters in their place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43025510
>>43025500
Bald men are for manticores.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43025647
No im not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43025671
> You in the back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43025117
There's no way I'd allow myself to be captured, especially by a stupid Hellhound!
Do you think it's working?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43025647
>suction cups your head with her tail

[Anonymous No.]

>>43025689
Tsundere boys are the most enjoyable to rape, right after insecure ones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43025691
baldness solved, now we just need to open portals.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43025691
Sounds both weird and pleasant.
Hope her tail doesn't leak too much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43025687
I like onis, not beast types.
>>43025691
Ugh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43025698
Nah, tsundere boys are made for boke-tsukkomi routines with baka mgs like zombies and wurms. That, or to be hassled by cheerful, outgoing mgs like mesugakis and gyarus
Tsundere-tsundere pairings however.......

[Anonymous No.]

>Here, the chimaera's goat personality can be seen. Her breasts have become more pliant and her expression syrupy-sweet.

I'm still not sure how to write dialoge/present multiple personalites.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43025829
Onis, eh? Say no more!
> "Ushi" is Japanese for "Best"

[Breathfag No.]

>>43025691
>Typical manticore holds you down with her arms and legs
>Gives you some speech about how she's gonna eat you
>Lets the tail do the work in milking you

>Feral manticore's tail is so big she holds your head with it
>Doesn't speak, just heavy panting
>The fact that your entire head is in her tail is enough to make you think she'll eat you
>Milks you with her mouth and/or love hole

In both cases, you get a lovely bat cat wife. The latter is gonna need some guidance in how to live domestically.

>>43025730
It leaks a ton when she's honry

[Anonymous No.]

Face it, tiger. You hit the jackpot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43025856
Doesn’t ushi mean cow?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43025985
> Don't be silly, Anon.
> It clearly means "Best!"
> Let Miss Ushi show you in detail...

[Anonymous No.]

In Greek mythology Arachne was a chick who embroidered a tapestry so good Athena got pissed at destroyed it. She then turned Arachne into a spider.
So basically spiders are better than the gods themselves and you should try one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43025405
>malef brags to all her friends that her husband didn't even need to be shown his place
>he just looked at her and automatically knew where he belonged

[Anonymous No.]

>>43024859
>to become a cocoon.
Disgusting, I came for the worm and am staying for the worm

[Anonymous No.]

>>43026072
really anon? crushing her dreams of flying and having hands?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43026072
>you WILL get in the worm pod

[Anonymous No.]

https://imgbox.com/g/07lvpFTixX
Wikifag here, this week's new additions add up to 53. This concludes the weekly report.
New Images start here: https://imgbox.com/z6lC7G1D

Search schedule is at the bottom: https://mgearchive.neocities.org/fanartgalleries.html

[Anonymous No.]

>>43025837
Well if she acts like a goat she might try to eat his underpants and enjoy being milked

[Anonymous No.]

>>43025833
>Tsundere anon with tsundere pyrow
>They both find excuses as to why they're living together, fucking like animals and planning for no less than 3 children

[Anonymous No.]

>>43026030
The only good arachnes are fluffy ones.

[Anonymous No.]

>get portal'd
>homeless without money or food
>painstakingly hitchhike until you reach hagville
>no longer homeless, get an allowance and get fed every day
Its just that easy boys

[Anonymous No.]

>>43026612
> Acting as if Miss Best Oni is NOT fluffy
> Shameful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43026657
Do you tolerate a violent sexual predator just because she's fluffy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43026612
That's one of those spiders that does the cute dances!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43026679
Unequivocal Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43026679
yes of course

[Anonymous No.]

>>43026711
/dance

[Anonymous No.]

>>43026711
>>43026728
You can't say no to a spider after she does a mating dance.
Men are sluts for mating dances.

[Anonymous No.]

Gonna solo the Kitsune raid
Got 100% mofu resist, should be easy

[Anonymous No.]

>>43023661
>say this to your greenworm wife
>"m-mwehhhh i-i wanted to fly... a-and have hands..."
>"b-but if it makes you happy", she says while sulking
gawd damnit anon you made her sad!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43026770
Not gonna lie it'd work on me. Especially if she puts lots of emotion into it.

[Anonymous No.]

Drive spoder, or get pulled over.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43026829
oops meant for >>43026072
have no clue why it responded to you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43026679
Do you not?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43026777
>enter kitsune raid dungeon
>loading screen tip: "100% mofu resist is counted as an injustice"
>confused by what that means, did you break a law?
>upon loading into the dungeon you see one of the ancient justices mentioned earlier in the thread
>every time her mofu attacks land you gain a "ordered" debuff that slowly equalizes all your stats for every stack, this means that your mofu resistance is going into other resistances
>she's really fucking fast so your low speed is useless.
>helplessly watch as your restraint meter drops more and more with every attack
>restraint breaks as mofu resistance drops below the addiction prevent threshold, her next attack will addict you no matter what.
should have gone for dodge chance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43027280
i just go for the push down and rape build, works amazing well in the kistune raid dungeon, down side i now live here

[Anonymous No.]

>>43026276
>pregnant nightgaunt
This is relevant to my interests.

[Anonymous No.]

Where's dormouse gang?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43027370
Sleeping

[Anonymous No.]

>>43027370
asleep

[Anonymous No.]

>>43027370
Living in the city~

[Anonymous No.]

I can barely post more sith art, we've hit the limit in this thread for sfw art that exists of her. What a shame.
Now i just have this cheap knockoff with no appeal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43027370
Walking around Kingston town

[Anonymous No.]

>>43027454
she should be asleep tho, what i wonder is where the apache frog gang are surrendering at

[Anonymous No.]

>>43026837
That spider is adorable.
I hope KC does a dancing arachne someday.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43027459
thats literally just a better version of the sith.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43027454
If the portals opened new yorkers would All be claimed by rats and devil bugs

[Anonymous No.]

>>43027669
nah, they would be claimed by pigeon harpies and ookumades as well as tanukis if you find yourself in manhattan

[Anonymous No.]

Kc posted the answers to his qna and he has some really neat answers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43025117
I am very, very sensitive. All she'd have to is hug me and maybe lick my neck, I would actually collapse into them. This has happened before

[Anonymous No.]

>>43027742
post them

[Anonymous No.]

>>43027708
>Pigeon harpies
I need, I love pigeons

[Anonymous No.]

>>43027799
also a shiny rare white dove harpy as well

[Anonymous No.]

around lilims be careful

[Anonymous No.]

>>43027992
y tho

[Anonymous No.]

>>43028054
the ultimate attack of every lilim! a 5 hour speech.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43027992
Around Lim
Virginity is slim

[Anonymous No.]

>>43028069
>anon fell asleep
>Anon is dreaming of milk

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>>43028069
I need a Lilim to give me an evil speech about how every man will learn his place under monsters, and how my leaders will be raped in the streets

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can someone give me the cliffnotes version of what kc said about you know what?

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tfw no gob wife

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Would you a dragon bogie?

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>>43028209
He said that your mom's a ho.

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>>43028247
dragons are too prideful for this. did she pick up a strange looking mask?

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>>43028308
U sure? I heard of dragon bogies but ther are werid clownish masks near the dragonia outskirts. They are given by older robed monster with big hands dripping with red liquid. They challenge anyone who wants the mask to a contest

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Gonna farm levels until I can get full monster immunity.
If they're gonna cheat so will I

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>>43028350
Monsters scale to your level
t. Hodd Toward

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>>43028350
Anon there's a fast way of grinding levels, go to the imp dungeon with no weapons. I promise they have sense of honor, so you can loot as much as you want

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>>43028247
Yes but I would feel a deep sense of shame afterwards.

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>>43027742
Let me guess, 80% of the replies are just him confirming stuff we already know indirectly.
10% non answers
10% actual neat replies

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>>43028425
Should've bought those centaur armors while I had the chance

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>>43028429
Anon you aren't lying to me right now right?
These aren't monster hands that typed this post right?

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>>43028446
I hope people weren't trolling when they said they were gonna ask questions about cait sith

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>>43028429
>>43028487
Nah, go to French towns/dungeons, they always wave the white panty
>>43028441
But why? She’s very cute

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>>43026276
hebi hebi

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>>43026679
Where do you think we are

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>>43028446
Surprisingly, no. There are some answers that we already knew due to the question having been asked before or simply being obvious, but many of them are fairly detailed and/or reveal new information. Like, for example, what the Malef Dragon's breath actually does. Kinda surprised by how in-depth KC went for some questions, to be honest, since I was expecting much less.

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I just find the cosmic horror of eldritch abominations to be comforting and cozy and I want to live as a lighthouse keeper for a community of Deep Ones, is that so much to ask?

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>>43028538
The fact you aren't posting the answers says all we need to know about your trolling.

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>>43028504
>they always wave the white panty
You've never come across a group of Old Guard soldiers then, they fight until everyone's dead or married.

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>>43028538
I see. Please post the answers then.

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>>43028544
ok

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>>43028540
Are you slowly going insane while refusing to leave the lighthouse? Or are you just okay with all the madness and shrug it off like it's an everyday occurrence that you live in a town full of eldritch beings?

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>>43028548
So their white panties became beige with dust then

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>>43028558
That depends on whether my assistant (hopefully female) likes my lobster or not.

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>>43028577
But you make the same lobster dish everyday!

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>>43025155
Really hope a big, tall monster doesn't just pick me up off the street and bring me back to her house, haha

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>>43028588
>Anon slowly drives his assistant insane with his cooking

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>>43028588
HAAAAAAAAARK

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>>43024562
rocks are boring unless you're bored and skipping rocks

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>>43028571
They better not hear you say that

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>>43028627
Rocks are not boring. You just don't know enough geology to recognize the stories they tell.

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>>43026635
Hardest part is getting to hagville unmolested, monsters of every level and experience love camping along all the main roads just outside the starting area

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>>43028236
>Goblin slaps your ass
>Says you have good gobo compatibily
>Hands you her number

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>>43028671
>>Hands you her number
the number is one

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>>43028631
everyone can see those beige panties, those mail skirts are too short

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>>43015367

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>>43028487
Of course not Anon, I'm not a monster. I'm not being paid by imps either to lure helpless men into their lair. You can trust me

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>>43028593
>his assistant is a Shoggoth in disguise
>she keeps telling him she can make other dishes and that he doesn't have to cook
>nope more lobster

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>>43028446
Believe it or not most of them were actually neat a solid 40% were neat. The rest people might have known but I didn't actually know myself, I'm most interested by the implication of the game trial, and he actually commented on the portals which I was not expecting to see

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>>43028236
Here's the thing: the Goblins in the forest are free, you can just pick them up and take them home! I have 278 gobbos at my home right now!
Please help, they ate all of my food, and they have been tearing apart my washer and dryer to make battle bots.

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>>43028754
Wow sounds neat. Maybe you should post it. Or stop talking about it.

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>>43028544
No, leaking is gay. Just go to the Patreon and pay yourself.

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>>43028768
kill yourself faggot.

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>>43028627
Rocks are cool, now you're going to get an angry gnome that will correct you anon

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>>43028703
>>43028571

You know nothing about Napoleon and his guard. They'd wear bearskin panties not beige.

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>>43028779
so kuma panties that are tinted beige then?

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>>43028760
>>43028771
Meanie

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>>43028776
my undine, sylph and ignis will protect me though, right?

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>>43028768
KC now only does a few profiles a year while not showing any progress on the game.
I used to support him on Enty but now there is no remorse to be had by relying on leaks.

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>>43028797
No they'll join in, especially if they're dark elementals

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>>43028803
but at this rate i just need heart to become captain planet

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>>43028768
Yeah let's reward his abysmal pace by giving more money, surely this will motivate him to work harder or sort out the issue with game production, right?

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>>43028828
But anon. He talked about the game trial!
you just have to pay to see but all your fears are answered for only 5,99!

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https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/106559364
chocolate

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>>43028828
you waited this long, what's a little longer?
take it easy

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I see we're going through this rerun again.

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>>43028828
But it's not like he's doing literally nothing, he's clearly expanding with the chesh figures and shit.

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>>43028865
It was headed off last time by the malef leak but holy shit do I hate the mge fandom.

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>>43028768
>>43028856
You're glowing fedboy.

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>>43028690
Dumb goblin missed her chance at a husband yet again.
I bet she has one of those old flip phones with snake on it.

>>43028847
>Bangs covering her eyes
Traits of a great monster, especially when paired with plush lips.

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>>43028847
perfection, if only she was a nun

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>>43028885
Maybe I just have too much faith in KC, but he seems to be autisticly defending his IP and brand
I feel like he actually cares about it a lot probably because it's his own little escapist fantasy

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Fellas
I love boobs of entirely unrealistic size.

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>>43028995
Based

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>>43028995
My man.
I need a genki salamander with an immense pair of tits that get in her way.

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>>43028865
Don't care about the drama. I'm here to look at pictures of cute monstergirls. And maybe write a greentext or two. Simple as that.

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>>43028995
it's a delight to not be beholden to the constraints of reality
3d could never

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>>43028995
>>43029023
Massive, even.
I also like lolis, but not oppai ones for some reason.

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>>43029030
They’re impact protection, okay?

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>>43029030
This is always so cute:
>genki MG with enormous tits dancing around her house while vacuuming
>knocks her lamp over for the 28th time today
>at least she's smart and put extras in her closet for when she breaks them

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>>43028995
i love to see them bounce to a beet

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>>43028995
Praise the lord for this bountiful bosom!

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>>43029051
>"My teacher said it was aggressive protection. She also never let me into her home for some reason."

>>43029054
>Casually snaps bras
>Accidentally boob slaps her childhood friend anon with increasing frequency.
>Is unaware of just how oversized her tits are.

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>>43029067
Be careful around them.
They have a lot of momentum.

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>>43028995
Is it better when they obey or defy gravity?

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>>43029040
Feel like Lolis are better when they're heavy bottomed

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>>43029104
yeah but that's all women

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>>43029088
>Accidentally boob slaps her childhood friend anon with increasing frequency
>boob slaps anon so much that he has grown resistance to head damages
>freaked people out when a brick fell on his head and he didn't notice
>genki mg just smugly claims that her anon is the toughest

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>>43029104
Lolis are better when grow up and mature into adults.

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>>43029119
>"He he, Anon is the toughest! As expected of my best frie-"
>She turns to slap him on the back but her breasts catch him in the chest, sending him tumbling across the ground before smacking into a wall.
>Casually picks himself up and dusts himself off.
>Has a casual DR10 against physical damage as a result.

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>>43029099
I prefer them somewhere in the middle.
>not weightless
>not fucking 1:3+ saggers
>probably support themselves more than they ought to

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i want a slime dragon

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>>43029099
It doesn't matter to me, but I do prefer huge saggy tits.

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>>43029080
all healer monsters should have massive milky tits so anon can drink from them and be healed
>>43029095
k, dont care
>>43029099
>>43029155
i personally like them when they have weight and sag but still aint so saggy that they become flat but still are round

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>>43029166
:)

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>>43029171
>big hag saggers constantly leaking milk
yes

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>>43029166
Carrier Slime Dragon?
>looks like a lizard girl
>then her slime unfolds into wings and carries her away

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>>43029196
Stop I can only get so erect!

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>>43029198
that also works

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>>43029099
i don't want them on the floor but i do like when the shape and strained clothes emphasize the weight

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>>43029191
i don't remember this thing but it seems like it yields a slime dragon

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>>43029196
I would latch onto a hags saggy milkies, even in the middle of combat

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>>43029227
Exactly.

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>>43029227
Nice sag 8/10

>>43029184
Good heft 7.5/10

>>43029155
Great coloring 8.2/10

>>43029133
Children aren't allowed in this competition, please leave before we call CPS.

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>>43029256
now this is perfect tits