Monster Girl Thread

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Take in dog now, how could you say no to her?

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[Anonymous No.]

need pink griffon wife

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>>43067798

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>>43067798
IT SMELLS LIKE WET DOG IN HERE

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>>43067798
she has no ass

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>>43067809
Is it a cool rock, or some meat?

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How do I let a Shog down the easy way? I don't want to hurt her feelings too bad rejecting her and explaining I prefer lizardpeople.

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>>43067798
foxwife says i take in too many strays as it is

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>>43067809
Getting underneath that coat.

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>>43067829
Miss Shog will just shapeshift into a lizard woman to satisfy your needs.

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>>43067841
Okay.... how do I let her know I prefer solid girls then? I don't want to hook up with Shog. She's not my type.

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Luv succs

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>>43067829
>She takes it really well
>The next day a lizardman shows up at your door
>It's weird how she is purple with yellow eyes though
>Must be one of those exotic lizards

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how to defeat sexomancer?

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Y'know there's something about being called someone's mate that's really nice, better than husband imo

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>>43067884
Sexo the sexomancer before she can cast a spell

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>>43067885
Beastial breeding with charcoal wolves in heat!

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>>43067923
>more Christian hound
Excellent

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>>43067923
Jesus puffs
But yes animalistic borderline feral fucking is 10/10, love hellhounds for that reason alone

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Dragon butt

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>>43067885
g'day mate

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>>43067862
I don't know of that's a statement or a demand, but yes.

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>I'll let you go if you can tell me which came first: Ranch or Cool Ranch.

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Another shy and awkward boy is lost to the pyrows, what will stop this menace?

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>>43067945
Ooooo she's a good girl too, honestly a bunyip with an extremely aggressive personality would own me, soft plush, snake coils is too powerful

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>>43067955
Both

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Prolonged eye contact with a superior being known as a gazer! My head is feeling fuzzy...

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>>43068070
For a second I thought that was something else before clicking on it to enlarge it.

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>>43068070
>>43068083
That's Astolfo cosplaying as Shuten Douji.

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>>43068037
What's the difference?

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>>43068113
Yeah I was gonna say that, it did give me femboy vibes.

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I'm going to prank Druella by sending handwritten love letters every month without a return address!

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>humans: I sleep
>humans, but with pointy ears: UOOOH ELF EROTIC I WANT TO SEXO ELF UOOOH
Why are human boys like this?

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Lilim appreciation post
>>43068162
This

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I really like vanilla succs

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>>43068178
Dark elves make me horny.

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>>43067798

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>>43068179
Lilim cool

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Need lolim

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>>43068243
everyone likes lilims

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>>43068267

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Oops, didn't mean to reply.

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>>43068267
Do lims give birth to other lims? Is there a point down the lilim family tree where the DL energy is so watered down that they're just above-average succubi?

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>>43068255

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>>43068296

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>>43068125
That hand was black before. Stop whitewashing our art.

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>>43068310
stop eating my cows you fat lizard

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>>43068330
Why are you replying to an anon posting monster boys?

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>>43068296
>>43068308
I love lolims

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I wonder which monster girl gives the best massages. Maybe a witch? Those little hands have to be dexterous for somatic elements of spellcasting, and will be able to reach in areas where big meaty paws cannot.

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43068325
>giantess shit, faggotry and blackedshit show up at the same time like clockwork again
Reminder that it's the same couple mentally ill discord freaks raiding and shitting the thread. Do your part.

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>>43068267
Nevereverina (>>43068243) needs to be added to that pic

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>>43068417
>giantess monster girls
Isn’t there a specific thread for that shit on /d/ I don’t understand why he can’t go there to post that stuff.

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I want to become a dark mages mana pump

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>>43068449
Is that actually her name? Finally I was wondering when she was going to get a name

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>>43068561
Read the name carefully
MGERPG update never ever

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>>43068346
NTA but I thought that was a girl as well

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>>43068552
Because he's a brain damaged subhuman that just wants to keep raiding us, since this thread's existance is an insult to cockroaches like him.

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>>43068399
Slime mages, they will massage you everywhere on the outside and use magic to soothe your soul.

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Local Lich not so tough after being patted on the head.

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>>43068575
I might have the reading comprehension of a wurm

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do you think monsters would ruin vidgames with any sort of social element? spam text/voice chats and such

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>>43068648
>raiju loudly masturbating on open mic
>cheshire blasting shitty low bitrate soundboards
>cringy dhampir whiteknighting and going full m'lord on you
>baph using loli sprays and getting banned from every server
>discord hags trying to rope up young buys and groom them
Sounds like a massive improvement from the current absolute state of gaming

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>>43068620
When the portals open you'll be a wonderful himbo.

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>>43068588
I did say before he probably doesn’t even care about monster girls for his posts don’t feel genuine and is just there to piss someone off, that he most likely doesn’t even fantasize being with monster girls.

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>>43068325
no, fuck niggers

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dogs dont exist

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i love meaty tails

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>>43068875
I want to do potion experiments with her.

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>>43068891
what potions you gonna try anon?

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do you like monkeys?

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When the portals open you will be coiled by snake

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>>43068903
potions that will make the abyss proud.

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>>43068925
I'd rather kill myself than end up with some EMG trash like her.

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how hard is it to collect wives without the help of a bicorn or a nurarihyon?

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>>43068942
I actually just noticed that, damn it. I choose to believe it's just a regular lamia from some random ass village

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>>43068923
>Yandere Monkeys
Still trying to find the story behind why this pic got the yandere tag on gelbooru. That was there a green text about a yandere kakuen here or elsewhere.

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>>43068957
Probably not too hard, keep in mind with the whole soulmate thing you probably can have multiple

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>>43068970
The artist just probably wanted them to be a yan
I'm going to assume there's no other reason

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>>43068296
Lolis from powerful and noble species are incredibly erotic.

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I'm going to enter the Pharaoh's pyramid.
What's the worst that could happen?

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>day 14 as a knight of the realm
>Your charge is going to the earth portal entry town where you came from
>She's surprised nobody else has become a knight like you and is investigating.
>Naturally you are to go with her.
>Some regular catgirl guards come with you too
>When you arrive she instantly finds the problem
>The poster for your knightly order is gone and a new group is advertising in its place.
>Deceptive children are luring potential squires away with the siren song of magic!
>Diplomacy fails and she starts a loud verbal confrontation about "lolis on her turf"
>A crowd gathers as things start to heat up.
>You intervene. And explain that if they don't comply they will feel the full might of your two weeks of knightly training.
>They start laughing. Some of the crowd does too. You suppose you could have worded it better. And you still weren't allowed full knight gear so you do look a little shameful in an outfit covered in cat heraldry.
>A fight breaks out. The regular witches attempt their sorcery but nimble cats knock them over as they had snuck up while they were distracted by laughing at you.
>You round them up and your lady, a powerful mage herself, teleports them far away to the disorienting realm of wonderland.
>She says it will be weeks before they get out of there. But now it's time to regroup and rally before a baphomet shows up.
>She cursed a few of the onlookers who laughed at you. They'll be returning to the kingdom with the group for reeducation.
>The rank and file catgirls look especially happy about that.
>A few are left behind to defend the town as you leave.
>The battle for the starter town might be won but soon enough the sabbath will return, and in greater numbers.

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>>43068973
ill never not think soulmates be weird, even if i et why they have it in the setting, to assure nobody gets a "bad end".

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>>43068999
random anon steals the pharaohs daughter takes her on a adventure, wanted in 8 continents.

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>>43069032
You accidentally call her a nigger and it gets really awkward?

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>>43068925
snakes are fairly rare here

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>>43069052
>call Pharaoh a sandnigger
>call her Anubi guards autistic sandniggers
>leave and refuse to elaborate
That's how you do it

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>>43069040
I think it's fine, I like to think of it like The Force in a way. You won't notice it's there but you will be ultimately pushed to something or someone via unusual coincidence, let's just say you're getting chased by a dark elf and your soulmate is an Amazon, You might trip on a branch and fall down a ditch right into an Amazon camp or something.

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>>43069071
>proceeds to never find love because they can all sense that your a bitter and resentful person

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>>43069086
So I get to explore a cool world and don't have to worry about getting snatched up by someone awful like a Trumpart or any of the Chaos girls? I don't see how this is a bad thing.

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>>43069086
>Implying he wouldn't get a "I can fix him" flayer

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>>43068925
Sounds nice

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>>43068923
not really

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I updated my foxhag cuz her lips were crusty, also made her eyes glowy-er

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>>43069086
sounds like a win for orderfag anon

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>>43068923
They're in my favorites

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>>43068925
>>43069114
here's the dark truth: being coiled would be uncomfortable at best

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>>43069139
why

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>>43069148
Got them dick sucking lips.

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>>43069148
Good job, the lips are a lot less niggerlicious now. Would bed that hag for sure.

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>>43068925
i only have tiny snakes around here

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>>43069168
I need big brown cows
big brown cows with massive milkers

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>>43069162
Nice try, demoralizer.

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>>43069163
i've only ever seen maybe 1 design i thought was attractive and it isn't mge's, beyond that they don't meet tail needs.

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Trustworthy adult monstergirl is an oxymoron

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>>43069193
It is past your bedtime, Momonika.

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Very tempted to ask KC about the Ocelomeh version of the Flower Wars:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flower_war

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>>43069193
i like big woman

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>>43068923
Not among my favorite, but certainly acceptable.
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>>43069161
Why is spanking an huge asses such a common thing with monkey girls?

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post gallant MGs

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>>43069250
because in this world gone mad we wont spank the monkey , the monkey will spank us.

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>>43069251
Kill yourself.

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>>43069148
nice anon, tip for next time, think of like donuts when you draw them and shade them.

also what monster you'd think would really be into retrowave and synthwave as well as the color palette

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>>43069251
She's noble, heroic, and willing to save all the dirty unwashed humans. Sounds gallant to me.

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>>43069294
I don't want to be saved. I want to be left alone.

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>>43069294
I want to do terribly wholesome things to this dorky lim

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i want to be saved from the thing i caught, it messed me up and basically shit water. where is dr. lich wehn you need her

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>>43069301
>doesn't want to be with monster girl(s)
what are you even doing here, you absolute faggot

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>>43069301
too bad

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Dumb fat Hell Ravens.

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Just how bleach kills filth, bleached art kills discordtroons.

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>>43069310
I want to look at them. I don't want them to touch me.

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Fuck off back to /trash/

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>>43069313
where tho?

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who tho? also bleached is from /trash/ as well tho too

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>>43069338
>giantessfag outs himself

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>>43069323
Homosexual alert.
But it doesn't matter anyway, monster girls WILL touch you.

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so what the heck is happening to these threads?

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>>43069313
This the raven you looking for?

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>>43069345
no, I am not. I like fatties t b h but i keep those thoughts away from here. So please try stop making yourself such a blantant newfag who has no life and wishes to make others angry, you already make yourself angry when you look in the mirror. No need to make your blood pressure higher

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>>43069050
>steal the pharaohs daughter to take her on a adventure
>whenever you start to get second thoughts and wondering if you should return her already, she gets especially seductive and makes sure you want to keep her for a lot longer

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>>43069347
If I was a homosexual I never would have had to deal with my batshit ex. If monsters want to touch a guy they can touch someone else, I'll be building a nice little rest stop and that's it.

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43069364
No one want to see niggers here, now fuck off to your discord, stupid tranny

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>>43069364
When will you back go back to discord?

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>>43069353
Shitposters, obviously. Possibly more than one group.

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>>43069353
Discord shit I believe I’ve been mostly ignoring it and posting about monster girls, also what do you anons think of primal shogs.

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>>43069385
I want to to give her a primal snog on the cheek

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>>43069333
Checked and based

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>>43069377
Nah, dont really go there all that much. calm down im not the boogieman you wish to pin the blame on, unlike yourself who did the crime and wishes to make another
>>43069375
Damn, really projecting there but i have nor dark skin nor a wish to be a woman.

so both of you, go make out with each other in your discord

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>>43069385
I think they're shit just like regular shogs.

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>>43069395
Abyssal Anubis?

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>>43069399
what monster girl do you like

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>>43069400
i could see that or I also see that she could be the royal creepy occultist Anubis that every good pharaoh should have

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>>43069353
Tards
Probably newfags/crossboarders too
Last thread had over 140 IPs, it used to be more around 100. It would explain a lot of the retardation lately.
Reminder to everyone that feeding shitposters makes you just as bad.

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>>43069407
I don't really like anything anymore. But if I had to give an answer I'd go with Demons.

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I just wanted to talk about old foxes...

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>>43069400
also dont respond to that, seems like the other shitposter, bleached and blacked are the same shit, just switch the colors

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>>43069415
if you dont like anything then why? if it is mostly femdom, just grab the good old raging shroom and fuck 'em retarded

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>>43069407
Well why I say abyssal has to do with how the book looks since it looks like some fan designs of the necronomicon.

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>>43069429
>if you dont like anything then why?
Because I remember when I used to be able to like things and I remember thinking Demons were nice.

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I wonder if they do any weird religious stuff with bastet like orgies or something.

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>>43069206
Momonika is right, monster girls that are 8 (out of 5 stars) are very trustworthy.

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>>43069433
so would she be in service to nyarlothept since she would be the one other god that reigned there
>>43069439
Anon, are a cycnial or something, if you think life is shit or something, i find beauty in that, why? Everything good or bad colors the world in new shades, changing everything and this constant change allows for new ideas, also new art and concepts are found. Also, space is cool

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I just want KC to stop blueballing us with the Lioness MG, I just have the feeling she is going to be the top #1 waifu, maybe even become the new fandom's hellhound.

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>>43069466
i want a leprechuan
so i can make lucky charms jokes

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>>43069162
Jealous non snake monster girl hands typed that
Why do you think it would be uncomfortable? It's not the exact same but I've wrapped myself up really tightly in stuff before and it's pretty nice

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>>43069466
>tfw shes a quickshot

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>>43069466
>"Queen of the savannah"
>fashion herself as the peak domina
>begs you to let her rest before you're even done with foreplay

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>>43069463
>would she be in service to nyarlathotep
Yes also nyarlathotep is a hag.

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>>43069466
I'd go on a safari to laugh at lion monsters from the safety of a car

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>>43069323
You will be hugged, you will be loved. Resistance is futile, submit to monster love

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>>43069385
I actually really like them as a concept, although I do think they would forgo the whole servitor thing. If anything, they would probably turn you into their pet or something. They'd be way more dominant since in the og mythos ancient shogs attempted a rebellion

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>>43069471
I feel she is going to divide the fanbse because 99% she is a harem. But if what that anon said, that he talked about that with KC and it seems to be a musclegirl harem, then it might have more acceptance than usual harem girls.

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>>43069494
i dont like reverse harems unless its shotas

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>>43069471
>cums from headpats
>cuddle and overstimulate her

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>>43069484
>tfw they have the lifting strength of 3 tons to flip a car
Well I hope you have a happy life with your lion wife you dummy.

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how's your neck?

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>>43069487
No thanks

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43069499
anon, he never said that? also you are a homo
>>43069503
>Put it in her
>She is mindbroken
>Do till i completion
>Complete domination of the harem

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>>43069400
>>43069407
I could see her having a nice shog friend who she preforms rituals with
>>43069421
Not a shitposter. Years ago bleached was all around good because it denounced ntr shit and was about being a good father for nonwhites. I will admit now it's mostly colorswapped blacked but people like me still hold on to what it once was. Also I'm racist and like raceplay. The constant shilling of blacked and ntr shit has made me want to start a family and be a good father for a chocolate skinned woman's kids.

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>>43069516
k, i get that but last itme i went there since i was bit curious, i saw homo shit so it fell off hard

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>>43069510
>cum
>she's completely out of it
>can't muster more than weak hugs and licks
>too dazed to kiss properly

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>>43069499
reverse harems are against the rules in this setting, KC literally said it

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>>43069537
>Once shes outta of it, she tries to put on that same arrogant, smug front she approached with
>Just pinch her nips in front of her pride and she changes her tune real quick

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>>43069548
I wonder what belly rubs would do to her

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>>43069543
I love KC, but it isn't it kinda hypocritical that a harem of monster girls is allowed but not a harem of men?

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>>43069516
I’m in the same boat with it too, that I do have a bleached fetish as well but I know that stuff shouldn’t be talked about in MGE it gets silly at best.

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>>43069581
Maybe it’s because it was made by a straight man and not made by a woman.

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>>43069543
woah, friend, we only post monster girl images in this thread as much as possible.

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>>43069581
Yes, but it's a setting made mostly to comfort men and stuff. It's part of the reason I dislike harem stuff

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>>43069168
>>43069176
ya thanks!
>>43069289
Ty. It was hard because I always just drew a line, also tried to change the expression from before, as I think that somewhat visible teeth is better. I definitely want to tackle fur later for example, because I have absolutely no idea how to draw that.Thats why the tails are so dogshit kek. Maybe I'll redraw this whole later.

>>43068449
Those were the lims I knew, damn there is so many of them.

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>>43069608
drawabox lesson 2 on texture will help alot, also steal medmaps vids for painting digitally. it will teach color shading
But i like your progress!

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Need a girl who's twice my size and could wrap their hand around my chest and back

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>>43069586
Old bleached I feel like would definitely be fine within MGE, but the past couple years its become horrible. Also you have nice taste posting anubis ass.
>>43069603
Sorry I am a KC loyalist and the main reason I like his setting is due to his rules.

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Remember to make sure your cows get along.

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>>43069630
Gonna be real, it was bad even back then. It was just a reaction to blacked shit which is just as fucked up imo

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>>43069636
Good to know the anon raging about ELMG posting was right all along, now you moved onto open shitposting

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>If a human woman is earnestly torn between two men that she both feels love (and lust) for and cannot make up her mind, how will she be able to make her decision when she becomes a monster girl who devotes herself fully to one man? What if both men are trying to woo her and love her both equally? I love complicated dramatic love!

I really dislike these sort of questions and this is the danger of KC comitting to answer them to a paying audience. In the nebulous "sure whatever makes you happy" we can just assume whatever makes us happy. Shit like this might make true MG rejection absolute canon.

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>>43069643
Congratulations the splits in two answer is finally going to be canon.

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>>43069641
Yeah a “reaction” when it’s been a thing for hundreds of years of course it wasn’t called bleached back then but this is getting off topic so let’s move on.

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>>43069643
I doubt he would answer such a question, as it's likely asked in bad faith.

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>>43069643
Would probably split in half like in that fallen maiden's game or somethin

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>eat it boya, be grateful

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>>43069663
Asexual duplication?

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>>43069666
I see where all that fried tofu is going.

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>>43069581
Femoid opinions are not important

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>>43069668
More like doppelganger type shit

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what monster would you wake up next to if the portals opened and the place was flooded with mamano and everything got monsterized

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>>43069676
Nigger I don't know

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>>43069666
>k
>Pulls on her top
>go limp while mouth attached to boobi
>drink fox milk

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>>43069678
what monster would you wake up next to if the portals opened and the place was flooded with mamano and everything got monsterized

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>>43069676
Wendigo or Anubis.

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>>43069657
Agreed, I hope he doesn't answer it honestly. There's no good answer

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>>43069681
why anubis? do you live near a place with lots coyotes and has deer? are there places like that?

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>>43069676
Depends, I legit don't really know for sure what I want. Could literally be anything

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>>43069643
Holy fucking shit why are you people so obsessed with looking with a way to be miserable? How many times does KC have to reassure you?. It is escapist setting stop going out of your way to make yourself miserable.
KC: Mamono don't reject men.
>Yeah, but what if *convoluted scenario*?
Besides, doppelgangers are a thing

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>>43069586
gold dog butt

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>>43069685
Well Wendigo probably makes more sense for me since I live in a temperate area that does get cold while with Anubis I just like them.

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>>43069688
*looking for a way

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>>43069687
what im asking is more along the lines what ould be the first thing you'd encounter first? mold girls, a large mouse girsl, maybe an ookumade if you sleep in the basement
>>43069692
i could see that

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>>43069696
>what im asking is more along the lines what ould be the first thing you'd encounter first?
lots of devilbugs

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>>43069702
apartment? so maybe also a spider girl as well

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>>43069696
Ahhh, hmm I feel like it would probably be the cloth girl? Ittan momen I think her name is, I strongly suspect my blanket might monsterize because I love the thing, plush blanket waifu

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>>43069676
I trust fate and the DL to give me a woman who will love me for who I am.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43069696
I forgot to write Spider girl, I used to have a really big issue with spiders showing up in my room.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43069730
you get a werebat cause only a blind girl would marry you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43069744
Well that’s just mean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43069730
I'm sure you will, Omar.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43069742
>I used to have a really big issue with spiders showing up in my room.
I use to ignore them but then one spider bit me in the face and i got a staph infection,
every spider in my house died later that week.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43069744
Don't be a dick anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>43069752
>>43069760
s-sorry

[Anonymous No.]

>>43069760
I can say a lot worse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43069756
Valid response

[Anonymous No.]

>>43069765
You didn't really do anything
>>43069769
Ok and? That just makes you a dick, this place should be nice for fellow monster girl lovers

[Anonymous No.]

>>43069744
I hope you get a girl who loves you, anon.
>>43069753
Who the fuck is Omar?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43069794
>nice for fellow monster girl lovers
Fuck that. Furniggers and LITERAL niggers that post here need to fuck off and die.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43069809
Sorry, guess it's Tyrone or something.

[Anonymous No.]

Vampire monogamy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43069616
thanks I'll check it out later.

[Anonymous No.]

>talking about the irish
>talking about blacks and ntr
Gee, I wonder who could be behind all this. Clearly ntr lovers on an epic false flag

[Anonymous No.]

>>43069817
Alright, not going to lie, you got a genuine chuckle out of me from that. I walked right into that one. Still kys

[Anonymous No.]

Dhampir polygamy

[Anonymous No.]

>>43069833
I don't care if I made you laugh, nigger.

[Breathfag No.]

I wanna sniff danuki breath all day everyday!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43069809
>Who the fuck is Omar?
general during world war 2

[Anonymous No.]

>>43069812
I don't care if they're black, but blacked fuckers need to fuck off. The guy you responded to though did literally nothing to warrant that type of response

[Anonymous No.]

i just to make edge posts back in the day

[Anonymous No.]

>>43069819
More anons need to understand that vampires are superior

[Anonymous No.]

>>43069854
hes shitposting and lashing out to falseflag

[Anonymous No.]

>>43069840
You're the one inserting your blacked shit into the threads. You're the nigger here.
>>43069854
While I wish it wasn't the case letting blacks into the community warrants this type of behavior. They ruin everything they touch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43069854
There is objectively zero difference between those two groups. Remember when you cunts sucked up to that watermelon eating nigger Wightfag only for him to get outed as the porch monkey he is? I don't fucking care if they're not posting anything as of now. Any and all niggers still posting here need to fuck off along with the retards posting siths, giantess or monster boys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43069879
you are the one talking about it.

[Anonymous No.]

"you...you know too much, I can't afford to let you leave. "

[Anonymous No.]

>>43069883
Kill yourself, nigger. Go die in a gang war you fucking jigaboo.

[Anonymous No.]

Jeez, people, let's take this back to monster girls. What monster girl would you marry in a heartbeat?
For me, it's Miss Echidna.

[Anonymous No.]

>this guy showing up around the same time the other shitposters show up
oh wonderful

[Anonymous No.]

Money but you must sleep with a jumping shroom gal, would you

[Anonymous No.]

>>43069910
Like the other anon said you’re not helping how can you be this dumb straight up clown behavior.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43069925
anon, you responded to the shitposter, you are not the clown, you are the fucking circus

[Anonymous No.]

>>43069932
Yeah I am bogie bait.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43069918
Myconids? Fuuuuuck, no. The way they're constructed has those weird folds and my brain processes it as basically her body being partially extruded--like she's a bunch of prolapsed holes.
I'm sorry, I'm sure they're cute to some people, but they just ping as Body Horror with a capital BH.
Now, Miss Hatter on the other hand is a classy, sophisticated lady with whom I would love to become acquainted.

[Anonymous No.]

Other than mind flayers who is the best girl for controlling my extreme autism

[Anonymous No.]

>>43069925
>>43069932
Not my fault y'all are the way you are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43069946
Anubis

[Anonymous No.]

>>43069946
Anubis-chan's autism was heat-cured in the desert sands for over a hundred years, and she will rule you with a fluffy fist.
She even got you a wedding ring to wear... around your neck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43069955
>Autism anon marries Autismdog creating weaponized autism

[Anonymous No.]

Adventurers are hired to go out and rape monsters so they cant rape us first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43069952
Anon, all you do is shitpost to get attention, failing for any crumb of attention, I talk about what I like, not let the things I hate live rent free, we are not the same, and posting Cheshire does not make your trolling any better

[Anonymous No.]

>>43069964
>2015
Holy shit
Also I wish there were more stories about dominant Anubis

[Anonymous No.]

>>43069964
Big meaty paws...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43069973
>Also I wish there were more stories about dominant Anubis

[Anonymous No.]

>>43069970
>The contract giver was a Cupid basically playing Matchmaker

[Anonymous No.]

>>43069987
Cupids run all the big adventuring guilds cant get a quest anywhere without going through them

[Anonymous No.]

>>43069972
Oh, you got me! I'm a goner!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43068284
>Do lims give birth to other lims?
no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43069997
K, lovely. Now leave. And go bother some other place

[Anonymous No.]

>>43069981
Yes, I want to be enslaved by a autism hound

[Anonymous No.]

Going outside in a shirt in the middle of winter.
What could one possibly encounter?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43069997
You really poison the well against siths.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43070011
How to get napped by bogies and bogies

[Anonymous No.]

>>43070019
Bogies AND Bogies?
In the middle of winter?

[Anonymous No.]

I will marry a gazer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43068923
One of my favorite spiceies

[Anonymous No.]

>>43070024
Double the bogie all the way with the bogie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43070043
But clowns are terrifying...
I'll stay inside.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43067798
Stinky sabbath! So many diapers...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43070014
Furshit has never been welcome.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43070014
like poisoning anthrax

[Anonymous No.]

>>43070014
First of all, I haven't even sith posted today >>43069450 > is someone else.
Second, here's a cat mage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43069973
>Also I wish there were more stories about dominant Anubis
But they're so fun to dominate, the grown up ones being the super serious class president types and the lolis being like easily flustered servant girl or student types.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43068923
They're one of the few girls with round ears, and I can appreciate that. Solid 3/5 girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43070047
but thats miss bogey is right there to make sure the clown behaves

[Anonymous No.]

>43070051
Please let’s not go through this again.

[Anonymous No.]

43070063
might as well as be part of them since you like to shit up the place like one

[Anonymous No.]

Why would a distinguished monster of nobility or royalty care for a low class, filthy poor commoner like you? Don't be preposterous. There is nothing in a dirty, rotten commons like you that a Pharaoh, a Wight, a Creeping Coin or an Ice Queen could see. How delusional, how asinine, how utterly foolish to think a commoner of no renown like you could ever seduce a graceful, refined figure of the upper class born into wealth while you inhabit a hovel fit for a serf, hohohoho. What balderdash. Tend the crops of your filthy farm, serf. You will NEVER attract nobility.

[Anonymous No.]

>43070051
Fuck off.
>>43070074
I agree. I never should've brought it up. The fag threatening to actually ask KC about it seemed to back out at least.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43070073
Maybe if I close my eyes they will go away

[Anonymous No.]

>>43070063
That cat looks a little strange

[Anonymous No.]

>>43070085
Yeah, you're right. Guess it was a dumb idea to think someone high-class like a Succubus noble would be interested in someone so lame like me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43069643
Well, at least this involves a human woman. KC said that monsterization is not brainwashing, so monsterized human women would be excempt from things like the "no rejection" implied rule. So even if the answer to that question is bad, at the very least natural born monsters are still safe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43070064
You won't be saying that once you get mummy cursed and dickthroned by a powerful Anubis

[Anonymous No.]

>>43070085
tsun tsun hands typed this

[Anonymous No.]

>>43070092
I thought so at first, too, but upon closer inspection she is normal.
Totally.
Normal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43070085
I'm going to suplex and mating press the haughty corpse that wrote this post!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43070089
why don't elves wear panties?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43070107
This isn't the jiangshi I ordered, but a gazer is fine too.

[Anonymous No.]

How can Bapho-sama be so old but still have no boobs to speak of?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43070128
> Wants a busty Baph
> No hope for this one

[Anonymous No.]

>>43070107
Oh no anon did you look into her big red eye?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43070097
That's right, you're less than dirt you filthy commons. Take it from a vampire noble like me living all alone here in a giant castle surrounded by all these riches I never spend.
If I were down there with you right now I would suck you dry. Of blood, I meant of blood. Because you're a filthy commons nobody would miss you, that's what I meant.

>>43070104
How inane, how deluded. You see a post like mine besmirching filthy commons and assume it is actually a ploy for my real desire is to snatch a man from among them. Couldn't be further from the truth you filthy commoner I should suck you dry as well for implying as much.
OF BLOOD I mean, I meant of blood. That's what I meant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43070135
Who are you quoting?

[Anonymous No.]

I hope this furry niggerfaggot dies tonight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43070142
>unironic RPshit
what the fuck happened to this thread?

[Anonymous No.]

how does a legitimately young baph act in comparison to normal ones?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43070138
Oh, I don't think Gazer-sama, I mean, Miss Cat Mage would do anything tricky to me.
She's clearly harmless!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43070142
This overgrown leech needs a husband NOW.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43070151
Like any other kid!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43070151
We do have a canon one (Momonika) but I'm not sure how much stuff KC wrote about her in total.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43070153
I can tell where this is going. Be sure to ask if the gazer in >>43070038 is her sister after you've signed the marriage certificate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43070159
Cool frog

[Anonymous No.]

How does a centaur wipe after they've used the toilet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43070184
What do you think their husbands are for?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43070184
Girls don't poop, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43070184
They don't need to.

[Breathfag No.]

>>43070151
A young baph shits her diaper because she doesn't know any better, but a regular baph shits her diaper because she thinks she's being cute when she says "Onii-chan, I made a stinky!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>43070184
marvel of engineering

[Anonymous No.]

>>43070204
thanks for the info, breathfag.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43070213
I'm gonna grab those boobers

[Anonymous No.]

Monstergirls don't poop.
Neither do their husbands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43070213
ah yes the undead cow i ordered has arrived

[Anonymous No.]

>>43070221
but then no more toilet breaks

[Anonymous No.]

Which monster would be most likely to go Senator Armstrong mode on you?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43070239
Your momster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43070234
>43070204
Oh, no, once you and your wife get going on one, the toilet breaks.
I guarantee it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43070246
Too fertile. I don't want to raise whelps every time I she gets horny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43070263
That's a 50 DKP minus!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43070263
>I she
?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43070263
>>>>>>>>>too fertile

[Anonymous No.]

>>43070246
God imagine having a dragon zombie chase you and being offered up to her to make sure she doesn't monsterize the village

[Anonymous No.]

Where is mana stored in for mages? Breasts, hat, or tummy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43070252
Getting disciplined by your troll mother for talking that mad shit to her and no I’m not talking lewd shit just straight up ass whooping time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43070272
I thought about saying whenever I get horny, but realized that she would likely be the one that initiates and failed to completely correct my post. Even I can't keep up with 1000+ years of pent up desire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43070279
Breast
Sabbath btfo

[Anonymous No.]

>>43070279
mostly they channel ambient environmental mana

[Anonymous No.]

>>43070279
In her husband's balls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43069162
>>43069469
Non-lamiae women can't compete with the comfy of your waifu coiling around you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43070279
It's clearly stored in the ass.

[Anonymous No.]

Guys can I join a sabbath?

[Anonymous No.]

How can one defend against a yandere pharaoh? Asking for a friend

[Anonymous No.]

>>43070291
ms scylla, ms kraken and the various slimes have more optimal coverage

[Anonymous No.]

>>43070291
Why do all snakes dress like strippers? Wear something more modest you big pool noodle!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43070279
tits, thats why they can have such massive tits

[Anonymous No.]

Need Hinduist Monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43070303
Use the power of friendship with apophis

[Anonymous No.]

>he's not even posting monster girls anymore now
The mask has come off I see.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43070301
Only if you're a girl
>>43070303
Just plug your ears bro

[Anonymous No.]

>>43070303
use your powers as a man to tune out her voice and she'll have no power over you

[Anonymous No.]

>>43070320
That selective hearing super power the true weakness to the pharaoh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43070279
>mages argue about where the mana is stored
>get together to settle it once and for all in a massive population wide study
>turns out it's evenly distributed
>despite the rigorous testing methods, the results are swept under the rug because each faction would have to admit that they weren't as gifted as they thought
>skirmishes continue to this day

[Anonymous No.]

>>43070303
pretty easy, just fuck her until her scrambled minds forms itself sane

[Anonymous No.]

You want an easy way to defeat a yandere monster? It's easy, just make yourself believe that no monster girl could EVER be that interested in you and none of their tricks will even phase you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43070306
They have more coverage but they're different levels of snugglebunny coverage, ya dig?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43070279
Forehead. Big brains to remember the spells, big foreheads to store the mana to cast it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43070334
>see inside a hebi's locker one day
>it's full of selfies of you in the distance with her pointing at you
>what a weird coincidence you happened to be in all her photos
>you'd figure a narcissist would photoshop an ugly guy like you out

[Anonymous No.]

>>43070334
Anon...that just means they're gonna lock you up in your room and rape you until you're dependent on them

[Anonymous No.]

>>43070331
So this is why the huge meaty hags are so powerful...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43070344
>confront hebi about the pics
>lecture her that she needs to have better picture taking since (you) are in all of her shots
>finish by telling her that bathroom selfies are the best since they won't have your ugly frame
>hebi is biting her lip trying not to scream
silly hebi

[Anonymous No.]

>>43070334
this is all fun and games, until a hound wonders why you aren't running and just walks off with you

[Anonymous No.]

>>43070361
>tell hebi to stay away as being seen with you might tarnish her reputation

[Anonymous No.]

Wait... do dragons lay eggs? Do they take forever to hatch, since powerful dragons and can't over saturate the world with them? Are my dragon wife and I going to be sitting on a pile of a hundred dragon eggs for a century, waiting for them to hatch?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43070361
>"W-why do you think you're ugly, Anon?"
>oh hebi none of the other girls give me the time of day
>men are supposed to be irresistible to monsters, but they all avoid me like the plague
>I must be the ugliest guy in the whole world...
>"I don't think you're ugly, Anon."
>thanks hebi, you're a good friend
>hebi cringes
>every monster outside the "danger zone" around Anon has to turn away lest they be killed for laughing

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43070373
nah, i'd imagine they hatch rather like in 9 months, the reason they are kind arare is that they are not too fertile

[Anonymous No.]

>>43070344
>>43070361
>Hebi goes home to her family of 73 sisters all crowding around her demanding to see new pictures of their sister and her boyfriend
>As she flicks over to the one she's most excited over, that being one where she got to take a group assignment with Anon as you look confused and try to duck your head out of the frame her mother slithers over and coos while reminiscing over how she met her husband

[Anonymous No.]

>>43070380
Oh, I get it. So we'll be having sex every night for a century before she lays an egg. I imagine the day she lays one would be a very exciting day.

[Anonymous No.]

https://litter.catbox.moe/wwylu8.png
Here, I tried to draw something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43070147
Just chant soggy shoggy three times and throw a Trojan condom over your shoulder and he'll be gone

[Anonymous No.]

>>43070384
>trying for an egg for decades
>when she finally does get pregnant she lays two

[Anonymous No.]

I love my Basilisk wife so much! She's the prettiest snake of them all!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43070401
Why does she wear the mask?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be physically and psychologically dependent on hebi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43070403
You know how Cyclops has the punch lasers that come out of his eyes? Basilisk has those, but horny lasers instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43070382
>73 hebis
Oh fuck. They probably work like a swat team. Imagine chilling with your wife one night when she gets a call to go help her sister. Next thing you know she's piling into a van with her siblings and a tranquilizer gun to go help her imoto get laid. Mom probably acts like the big boss who coordinates everyone from base since she has the most experience.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43070403
She's a big girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43070421
>Mom probably acts like the big boss
>hubby just pampers the "troops" with hot chocolate and snacks

[Anonymous No.]

>>43070363
Hellhounds have better guys to go after.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43070424
>>43070424
>>43070424
>>43070424

[Anonymous No.]

So how do dragons work with sons if they normally laid eggs for daughters? Do dragon sons get special eggs or do they get born the "human" way?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43070441
Male eggs come out covered in armor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43070427
>bound and gagged in the hebi mobile getting driven to your new wife
>they call in to HQ (their basement) to tell tell the boss (mom) that the package is secure
>they hear their dad in the background
>start gushing immediately and demand that the hebi holding the phone put it on speaker
>dad starts addressing each one by a cute nickname while he tells them what a good job they did
>realize that these are going to be your in-laws
>struggle harder

[Anonymous No.]

Is this depression hour again.

[Anonymous No.]

Rata mofu>fox mofu

[Anonymous No.]

>>43070441
Imagine if the first mamano to give birth to a male was a dragon that laid an egg. Would be quite a shock.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43070469
context?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43070479
>Anon was born with extra cursed teeth

[Anonymous No.]

>apologize for being unworthy to every monster who approaches you
If the hellhounds or jinko's don't get you, the hags will

[Anonymous No.]

>>43070480
It's a gachashit character that really likes fluffy tails.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43070429
why would they? there's a perfectly fine chew toy right there they can just take with them, what're they gonna do, resist?

[Anonymous No.]

im just going dress like a clown and for piece of food and money, i'll do a silly dance and act the fool

[Anonymous No.]

>>43070461
>every hubby to be thinks that dad was brainwashed into loving boss mom
>in truth it was him that confessed to momma hebi to her delight
>it is only witnessing the lovey dovey act between them that you would understand how they have 73 daughters

[Anonymous No.]

>>43070484
Great, you ruined it. Thanks anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43070491
Don’t do that you will get bogies after you, that if you become a clown you will fuck the clown.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43070497
how else would he leave the egg, lest the parents bust him free

[Anonymous No.]

>>43070502
>how else would he leave the egg
casting fist

[Anonymous No.]

>>43070490
>what're they gonna do
Politely and calmly inform the hound that you think she picked up the wrong guy.

[Anonymous No.]

Uh, based?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43070502
gator moms will help their kids hatch

[Anonymous No.]

>>43070513
She'd do a big roaring laugh and tell you she sure picked up the perfect little pup to mold into a husband

[Anonymous No.]

>>43070506
hes a baby, he can barely move

[Anonymous No.]

>>43070516
Kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43070496
>get hebi'd
>coiled and drained for days
>she finally lets you go, kissing you on the forehead and telling you that you can relax
>goes to celebrate with her sisters for a bit
>her dad comes in with some food and a beer
>welcomes you to the family
>he's a total bro
>easy to get along with
>sisters are all sweet as can be now that they aren't kidnapping you
>best holiday meals you've ever had
>still cringe when you see her mom and dad slobber all over each other when he comes back from running whatever 10 minute errand he was on

[Anonymous No.]

>>43070496
>73 daughters
Anon that's 73 SISTERS, plus the one trying to get Anon that makes 74

[Anonymous No.]

>>43070526
thats why he casts it dummy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43070524
but you dare compare a lazy water lizard to a proud dragon

[Anonymous No.]

>>43070529
Not him but didn't KC contribute some art to that book?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43070502
I would more think he would have pointed claws/nails to help him get out of the egg that his nails would be similar to a evil warlock’s and when he grows up his nails would start to shorten, but if anything I’m pretty sure the dragon mother would just give birth instead of laying eggs if she had a son.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43070543
woops, papa has 74 daughters then
truly an example for us all

[Anonymous No.]

>>43070555
Yeah, he also contributed some art to MGQ. Doesn't mean I'll play that trash.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43070552
Seems the "lazy water lizard" is a better mom to a human son being born.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43069353
Low effort trolls, just report and ignore

[Anonymous No.]

>>43070516
is that any good?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43070559
>I would more think he would have pointed claws/nails to help him get out of the egg
Alright you can fuck off now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43069439
Anon-kun you are just bored, get off the internet for a week and go outside. You don't even have to talk to people, just go outside in the sun and relax for a bit. Maybe read a book?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43070563
>house is more like a hotel
>each room is the size of a large apartment
>communal pool, gym, spa, lounge etc
>someone is always cooking so there's tons of food available whenever
>hebis don't get jealous of each other so there's never any drama
>biggest spats you've seen are who gets the middle seats in the movie room, and hebi mama always swiftly resolves them
>lived there for a month and still can't tell them apart

[Anonymous No.]

>>43070563
>tech savvy hebi
>trying to mind your own business in class as she sends you texts about if you want to go check out that Mist Continent restaurant you saw on the way home from school yesterday
>you took a public bus home that day, how would she know that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43070559
thats what i think, its better for them to be given birth too, so the dragon in question would be very special since most don't stay pregnant for too long before laying their eggs
>>43070567

[Anonymous No.]

>>43069471
100%
Lions are absolute quickshots but they also mate about 100+ times a day
another fun fact: If the lion fails to mate enough with his pride the lionesses will start nipping at his balls as punishment

[Anonymous No.]

>>43070583
I've done that on a regular basis. Hard to do that while chained down to a soul sucking vampire of an ex that won't leave you alone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43070594
>don't fuck your lion wife 10 times before breakfast like you'd usually do
>she starts sucking at your nuts while you attempt to eat your food

[Anonymous No.]

>>43070559
Why are you trying to drag monster boys into MGE?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43070619
This is the only monster boy I need.

[Anonymous No.]

Mutate.
(Captcha: HAGPV)

[Anonymous No.]

oh of fucking course it's this fucking guy trying to dragon monster boys back into this thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43070619
deep dark fantasies

[Anonymous No.]

>>43070628
>trying to dragon
trying to drag*
whatever, this thread sucks now and there's no going back

[Anonymous No.]

>>43070628
Chaos girls are a thing, the Dragon comment was uncalled for though and I changed my mind with it saying they should just give birth normally so stuff like that doesn’t happen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43070628
>>43070634
So, do you want me to start sith posting, then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43070648
>Chaos girls are a thing,
By that logic druids are monster boys. But you don't care because you're a cocksucking faggot trying to shove something that doesn't belong into a setting it's not made to support.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43069643
>>43069648
>>43069663

>Chief God: Bwahahaha! Its over whore lord! I have absorbed Fate itself! You can't take me down now! Not even your ability to whorize every female will save you, my body is now extremely resistant to your mana! Even though I am technically a disgusting monster, it will not avail you. I am no Valkyrie and now not even like any of the other goddesses, its effect is negligible on me and I will purge it from my body along with all such mana after I destroy you!
>Mamono Lord: I know.
>Chief God: Come on! Face me if you want with all your daughters and the traitor hero!
Mamono Lord: We can't defeat you.
>Chief God: Then I will exterminate all of you!
Mamono Lord: But he can...
*Pulls out scrawny looking man wearing a Chief God hoodie filled with ahegao images*
>Chief God: What sort of sacrilege is this?! What is my face doing there?! Ugh... is this your final joke? Whatever I-
>Man: Beautiful Chief God, I love you! Please marry me!
>Chief God: Ugh!!! W-what is this feel- Kyaaa!!! N-nnooo!
>Chief God: [Fate Overwrite!] *panting*
>Chief God: Of course not! Why would I ever marry someone as pathetic as you?! You are disgusting! *panting*
>Chief God: Was this your final strategy? Bwahahaha, I admit I was a little bit worried, but not even that worked! I won!
>Mamono Lord: And here it comes...
>*Monster Chief God.jpg spawned*
>MCG: Of course I want you! Let's mate now!
>Chief God: W-what?! What sort of illusion or trickery is this?!
>Mamono Lord: It is no trickery or even a doppelganger, it is an exact copy down to its abilities and all. It is also stronger than you because it is fully monsterized.
>Chief God: H-how?! You can't just create something like this out of thin air! It violates all rules of physics and magic!
>Mamono Lord: I don't know, it is something I discovered when portals to that world started opening and them 2 guys came at the same time asking for my buff tomboyish daughter for marriage.
>Chief God: But... this just isn't fair!

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>>43070149
Normal for /jp/ standards

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>>43070657
Genuinely one of the lowest quality posts I've seen in years. Fucking kill yourself.

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>>43070666
Eat shit, nigger.

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I will trust foxes

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>>43070628
>it's this fucking guy trying to dragon monster boys

No monsterboys. But in the Patreon a guy asked if a guy that is into dragons dragon form could have a dragon be able to change into a kemono repitlian dragon, like a sith dragon. He also asked about Anubis with actual jackal head. It will be interesting to see how KC resolves this.

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>>43070654
Druids aren't monsterboys but if you go by most media they definitely qualify for furries.

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>>43070691
Kill yourself.

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>>43070696
You seem obsessed with suicide. Maybe finally throat the glock?

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>>43070700
>faggot trying to shove his aids inducing fetish into a series about monster women
You should have been aborted you monkey pox riddled faggot nigger.

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[Anonymous No.]

You won't treat her like a mechanic would his car, right? Barely functioning with minimum maintenance?

[Anonymous No.]

Posting monsters and their incubi brothers.

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>>43070502
Probably really long nails hard knuckles or the mother will help

[Anonymous No.]

Praise the Fallen God.

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>>43070740
lets stop that talk

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>>43070549
This made me laugh, fuck you

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>>43070564
MGQ was a lot of fun with a good story, you shouldn't hate it before you play it

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>>43070696
Bud I was just giving you an honest answer. I don't care for furries being outside of /trash/ any more than you do but given how Druids tend to shape shift into various animals in shit, that's basically how they'd be handled in MGE safe to say. No males, just a bunch of human-like ladies able to wild shape into Grizzly or Werewolves or whatever the fuck.

Furfags can go and stay fucking go just like the monsterboy fags and the raiders. Jesus it's so fucking tiresome.

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>>43070597
I'm sorry to hear that and I can't offer you any advice without knowing you personally. In time it'll all pass, stay strong friend

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>>43070740
Nvm just have the mom help the kid or males are born normally

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>>43070752
Fuck off. MGQ is complete trash made for faggots that want monsters who murder them or fuck other men behind their backs just like the cucks that like EMG.

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>>43070753
false flag divide and conquer.

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>>43070743
Yeah My bad I didn't refresh sorry

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>>43070753
>says this while directly feeding into chaos husbands are monster boys faggotry
Fuck you, not like you're any better.

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>>43070763
no probelm, i really wonder
would you a german clockwork automaton knight

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>>43070760
I don't like monster girl quest, but it's objectively not bad narratively at least. The gameplay is mid and I genuinely don't really care for anyone in the game except for Luka, and Gabriella. Everyone else is just kind of a shit head imo

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>>43070675
No thanks, maybe go to another board?

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>>43070766
Except I don't view the husbands of Chaos girls as monster boys, nor have I ever. If anything I've always considered them 'Transfigured Incubi' given they can change to and from at their leisure ( Despite the fact that the moment spider husband did it in one of the MGE volumes his wife berated him and rode his rod ). You're free to disagree but I'd appreciate it if you didn't put words into my mouth.

>>43070762
?

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Remember to help your monstr sisters when they get a job. It's just the right thing!

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>>43070770
I would, automatons and living dolls are really cool, living dolls are underrated.

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>>43070760
You're retarded, its distinctly not in line with with MGE because... surprise surprise it was made by someone else
Its fun, lewd, the story is good, and despite the generic gameplay it really shines. Maybe you should stop being autistic and play it anyways, you might just like it

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>>43070776
You first, RPshit was always looked down on in these threads. If you can't accept that go to wherever the fuck you came from.

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>>43070775
>but it's objectively not bad narratively at least
I don't care if you like it's dogshit story, cuck.
also
>Gabriella
>HE THINKS THE DYKE USED GOODS SLUT IS A GOOD CHARACTER
Holy shit how fucking hilarious

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>>43070786
>its distinctly not in line with with MGE because.
Since when was this the mge thread?

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>>43070787
I'm from /jp/ so here i'll stay
If you don't like the board's culture perhaps you should start making threads elsewhere? I hear /a/ is decent this time of year, or maybe even /vg/ would be your speed?

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>>43070786
Not him but no you don’t have to play something to know it’s shit.

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>>43070786
>Its fun
wrong
>lewd
If you like vore faggotry, NTR and absorption
>the story is good
also wrong
I played that trash. Biggest waste of my time since reading your posts just now. Kill yourself.

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>>43070797
He's a /v/tard who blew in.

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>>43070797
>>43070804
Would the discordfags please stop pretending to be anything but tourist scum? Thanks.

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>>43070796
since MGE is listed in the OP and its obviously an MGE thread
>>43070800
normally i'd agree for most western trash or adaptation games, but in this case he's wrong. MGQ is genuinely fun. Everyone should give it a shot at least once.

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>>43070795
>>43070775
Her name is granberia, I think? The only grabelia I can see is an unreleased angel character.
It's really odd that both of you would make this mistake.

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[Anonymous No.]

>playing visual novels for the gameplay
Who does this? Not every VN is Professor Layton.

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>>43070780
I always saw them as mutated humans which from the things KC has said about them in QaAs I believe that is true.

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>>43070813
Why do you expect me to remember the correct spelling to some dyke's name from a shitty monster girl VN I played back in 2014?

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>>43070801
maybe you should get better taste, I don't even like vore, there was no NTR, and aside from the weird zombie arc it was mostly good and catered to good fetishes

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>>43070796
Oh shit he actually is insane and thinks this is MGE-only

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>>43070812
>since MGE is listed in the OP and its obviously an MGE thread
Tell that to the antifur false flaggers from /monster/

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>>43070810
Is the discordfag in the room with you retard-kun?

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>>43070821
>there was no NTR
So you didn't play MGQ and yet you're trying to grandstand to me? Fucking kill yourself holy shit no wonder you have such shit taste.

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I really hope this is just an autist replying to himself. It feels rather repetitive.

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>>43070829
Unfortunately since you're in this thread. Go back to crying over KC telling your pet nigger Wightfag to fuck off in your discord instead of shitting this place up more than it already is.

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>>43070831
Alright, tell me where the NTR was.
I may not have played it on over ten years but I distinctly don't remember any NTR arc or endings

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>>43070835
Remember anon, help is only one visit to the pharmacist away! Go ahead and buy up your anti-psych pills!

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>>43070836
>tell me where the NTR was.
The mermaid you retarded faggot. Holy shit please fucking kill yourself.
>inb4 hurr that's netori that doesn't count!!!!!!
fuck OFF

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>>43070818
Fair, that makes sense as well. Again, if I wanted to push Chaos husbands as monster boys I'd have explicitly stated them to be such. They are, if anything, just kinky transformations/temporary mutations with the wife.

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>>43070847
I genuinely don't remember her encounter, but it seems you've just disproved your own point in your post

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>>43070834
It is. He got granberias name wrong then replied to himself and has already cycled back into wightfag niggercuck shit. He is one of their main bogeymen for some reason still.

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>>43070853
Holy shit you're actually defending cuckoldry. Fucking hang yourself you aids infested nigger.

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>>43070844
>visiting the green part of town
For what purpose?

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>>43070858
For the all the discordfaggory you're so enthralled in revealing you sure sound like one of those teens that frequents discord and endlessly rants about what he doesn't like

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>>43070855
>defending Wightnigger
Well that's an easy way to spot a discordtroon raid. Guess /v/ had a monster girl thread that dragged you cocksuckers back here.

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automatons

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>>43070865
Fuck off back to /vg/ and post about MGQ all you want there, cuckold.

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>>43070870
more robots

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>>43070870
I prefer my automatons to be rather janky and uncanny. Its all the more sweet when they warm up to you.
>>43070876
No i'll stay here and keep you company schizo-kun

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And soiled.

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>>43070890
I hate it.

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>>43070879
so why robots so much better than any other monster girl anon?

Also fucking jannies dont pay attention, fucking posting monster boys is offtopic

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>>43070849
Yeah how KC puts it they’re just temporary mutations in all his QaAs about it to the potion stuff to the chaos stuff that I’m pretty sure KC has a TF fetish.

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>>43070899
>complains about off-topic shitposting when he's posting something that isn't even a monster girl
???

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>>43070907
An android/robot girl is just a automaton with extra steps

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>>43070899
Jannies and mods either don’t give a shit or one of them is the shitposter, doesn’t matter how many rules they violate nothing happens to them but if you post a single censored loli picture you’e banned.

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>>43070916
No it's not, it's off-topic. You literally have zero place to complain if you're doing this.

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>>43070907
>clearly an automaton
>>is not
you should go shitpost on the /vg/ monster girl thread

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>>43070813
In my defense, I am very, very dumb and bad with names. It's been ages since I've done anything with monster girl quest
Sorry

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>>43070907
Oh man you're just insane. Great

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>>43070931
I dunno, he's posted what is clearly an automaton

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>>43070849
I mean I don't think the shog change is temporary is it? It seems kind of permanent, not saying they're monster boys as a matter of fact I really like shogs but still

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>>43070903
Kind of figured. Don't really have a dog in the fight so long as fuckers stop using it to push MB shit or furfaggotry when it's literally just "Anon and his wife spice up the bedroom".

>>43070949
Shoggoths are a special case but the husbands of Nightgaunts, Wendigo, Atlantis-Nacho, and Mindflayers can all turn back and forth at will if memory serves. It's just 9/10 they don't want to or get their kicks from doing lewd shit out in the open, like with Gaunt and Flayer husbands.

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>>43070935
>>43070944
>>clearly an automaton
But not the MGE one which has a clear justification for counting which doesn't apply to posting literal robot girls which are off-topic. Why do you both sound like the guy that used to spam that girl from Girls Frontline?

>>43070943
Prove me wrong. By this logic is posting Haydee fine if I vaguely reference automatons in my post? Robots objectively aren't monster girls and you just want to justify off-topic shitposts you agree with.

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Hey you! Tell me what cool stuff you'd do with your wives if the portals opened! I'd want to take them to an aquarium

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>>43070963
Ah I see, yeah no compliants. I really hope the chaos girls don't get a negative reputation because of all the monster boy drama fuckery, shits really annoying. Just want a flayer/shog wife

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>>43070969
I'd take a month long vacation to see their homeland or take them around the state.

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>>43070979
Sounds nice, got any museums or tourist attractions in the state? There's a few near me but one of them is just kind of goofy It's just a giant duck, it's really funny.

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>>43070977
They already have a negative reputation. This stigma has been attached to them since day one.

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43070964
Anon cannot believe automatons might not look all the same, and might look very different from the profile,
both robots clearly had mechanical pieces to them and yet he wants to equate that to tdoll shit

please fuck off

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>>43070988
Seeing as we're hitting spring/summer, I'd probably show them the great lakes and maybe the Dunes.
There's a number of parks and museums to show them but the natural parts of the state would have more impact.

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>>43070992
Really? The shog is really popular though, huh. I feel like the only one that has a really bad rep is the spider

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>>43070969
I don't have a wife, when the portals open i'm gonna go adventuring around and find one

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>>43070999
Yeah, It would actually be interesting to see autonomatons in a style that's not clockwork steampunk stuff

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>>43070999
>posts off-topic images while complaining about other off-topic images
>get this pointed out to him that just because he lazily attaches the name of an MGE girl to his post that doesn't make it on-topic
>gets mad
Why are you like this? You're just complaining about something you yourself are guilty of.

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>>43071005
>The shog is really popular though
Because it's easy to ignore what they do to their husbands. Every other chaos girl has what they do right there in the profile art so it's harder to ignore with the spider being the worst example.

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>>43071020
Did you not get accepted as a janny and decide instead to manually ruin threads?

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damn cat...

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>>43070969
i'd love to go to a museum with them, the three of them are older than 10000. so they can tell me alot more about the weird pieces in the place and why they made them

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>>43071020
NTA but if it looks clearly robotic or has non-human parts onto it like elf ears I would say it counts. 2B for example doesn't count

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>>43071031
Just ignore him, he's probably another faggot who posted gay shit and got pissed when people shat on him so he's now false flagging.

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>>43070977
They already have a plenty bad reputation purely because of the mutations but that won't stop me from loving Atlantis-Nachos. They're cute.

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>>43071053
I'm curious why do you like them? They're like one of the only monsters that actually like viscerally repulses me

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>>43071046
Old wives are good wives, although I don't think they would have much information on our world's history you might actually be able to educate them better if you go to a museum here.
>>43071027
True, I think I'm just really biased in favor of them because I actually do like the abilities and transformations they give you, and they also hit a lot of the kinks I got. Luv em

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>>43071031
>calmly pointing out an anon's hypocrisy is "ruining threads"
How is this not getting to you? Either all off-topic posting is okay or you're just being a massive hypocrite about it.

>>43071047
I understand, I just don't agree. Just because it isn't a robotic skeleton with human skin on it doesn't mean it's a monster girl. Again by this logic you could just post pictures of the robot girls from Fallout 4 and try to say that counts.

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>>43071068
I've just always liked the whole schtick of a domineering petite woman similar to Yupiel and I've always liked Arachne types, even if in this case I have to be the spider half.

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>>43071076
The whole thing with the logic thing is that there isn't a lot of logic behind it It's just vibes and feelings, like dark mages for example basically pass as human, but we still accept them.

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Sand wan demands paw rubs.

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43071076
you are taking it to the extreme, there has to be balance and those would not be a monster girl.
A pic like this is okay
but tdolls are not good, and fallout 4 bots are not good.
So dont let the door hit you on the way out

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>>43071087
Yes but again when people come in posting fucking Lisa from Genshin Impact people typically have a problem with that even if you tack on a "oh but it's a dark mage!" to your posts. Dark Mages have a descriptive justification for them counting as a monster girl even if I think their design really doesn't do them any favors, same with Witches.

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>>43071094
>A pic like this is okay
Barely. I think you just want to justify posting your gynoid fetish in a thread it has no place in because Automatons give you a slim justification.

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43071106
Anon, an automaton is a gynoid. You are not making yourself look good at all. but the thing biggest thing is that still have human feature and balljoints, and are mostly mechinal, so fuck off and go falseflag else, bet you are the same dude who got shat on for talking about males with dragon claw shit.

[Anonymous No.]

I love the nightmare purity spiral we're in right now

A combination of outright trolling and autistic freakouts over what qualifies as a monstergirl are causing a snowball effect

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>>43071139
Is that a...
ANON NO THINK OF THE ADVERTISERS!!!!

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>>43071139
it s just a single tard who cant fathom that automaton is magic robot

[Anonymous No.]

Look at this dog
Think about this dog
Submit to this dog
Overthrow both the pharaoh and the Apophis in the name of this dog.

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>>43071145
nah, desert sucks, i live in the summervile isles

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>>43071138
Naw I don’t care for automatons so that isn’t me.

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>>43071141
It isn't, but fine

I'm not psychic and can't tell what the mods think does or doesn't qualify as camel toe, the illusion of camel toe, or an actual pussy

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>>43071138
Again, this isn't a monster girl. Why do you keep posting off-topic images like this and waste image slots? Are you just incapable of admitting that you don't mind off-topic shitposting so long as you like the content being posted?

>>43071144
>automaton is magic robot
Which you aren't posting. You're just posting random completely unrelated robot women who have zero connection to the MGE Automaton.

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>>43071145
Anon no, that will just create a power vacuum in which the Kephri will rise!

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>>43071155
THIS ISN'T AN MGE ONLY THREAD

GET

FUCKED

[Anonymous No.]

MONSTER FIGHTS!

[Anonymous No.]

Behold, Jabberwock butt

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>>43071166
Fun fact, excess tea times is why wonderland is so soft.

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>>43071097
Once again, vibes. People recognize her as human from a different series so she gets treated like that, If you posted someone's random witch OC that was human but relatively unknown I don't think anyone would really freak out.

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43071155
not all automatons look the same. they can be higher end models and lower ends one as well also, the profile pic is just a general image of how they may look, so read some books, and go fuck off.


>>43071166
man i love jabbers as well

[Anonymous No.]

Anubis = good
Mummy = good
Therefore AnubisMummy = good²

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>>43071160
>THIS ISN'T AN MGE ONLY THREAD
Yes, that's true. So why did you just try to justify posting non-monster girls by using the MGE Automaton? Were any of the "monster girls" you've posted so far tagged as such in the places you found those images? If you went to a monster girl thread on /h/ or /d/ or even /e/ would you find them there? If the answer to these questions are "no" then I'm sorry to say but they aren't monster girls in any capacity and it just proves my point that your original complaints were about how you only dislike off-topic shitposts when it's featuring content you personally find distasteful instead of being objective about it.

For example, I could post various women from Cyberpunk Edgerunners and call them "Automatons" while justifying it as this not being a MGE thread but this would still be off-topic. So why do you think you get a pass when you do the same?

>>43071174
>the profile pic is just a general image of how they may look
So what's stopping someone from posting 2B by your own justification? Surely that just means she's a very high end model made to look like a human then right?

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Need loli jabberwock with blunt bangs

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>>43071184
The problem is that she's now twice as weak to tum attacks.
Mummies come with a few weaknesses.

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>>43071184
Love her
Do you think she can still cast the mummy curse

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>>43071174
Just stop engaging with the wannabe janny, post what you want, and ignore him when he throws a fit again

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>>43071198
k, my last robot

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>>43071198
>acts like a wannabe janitor in the first place by complaining about off-topic posts while doing the exact same
>now has a fit and tries to act innocent when his argument is flipped back on him
Anon it's fine to be a hypocrite, everyone is. Just stop trying to act like a victim when you're mildly criticized kek

[Anonymous No.]

Best Disney princess coming through

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You really didn't have to go mask off that fast, anon. But I guess you really just wanted to post your robots.

[Anonymous No.]

I NEED

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>>43071229
Different person, take meds and watch Fireball.

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43071205
go and actually think what are you doing in your life, making trouble cause you got mad with people that are online then make others look bad

lmao
lol
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>>43071222
fuck off, that aint an automaton anymore. it lost the human face features
>>43071229
nope not me, probably him trying to make me look bad

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>>43071251
>it lost the human face features
So? By your own logic >>43071174 it's just a lower end model and they didn't put a faceplate in. See how easily your entire argument goes to shit once it's put into practice?

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this is what the robotfag wants

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>>43071260
anon, it still will have human features, read my previous points or did you forget, fucking faggot

>>43071262
nope
fuck off homosexual

[Anonymous No.]

There are multiple levels going on here

1. The schizo who freaks out whenever anyone posts something that "isn't a monstergirl" by his standards
2. The schizo who freaks out whenever anyone posts something that is clearly a monstergirl he doesn't like (EMG and such)
3. The people who get angry at giantess, furry, and guro

A. The people who post things they think should be fine but aren't
B. The people who post stuff to piss off 1 and 2
C. The people who post stuff to piss off 3

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>>43071269
>it still will have human features
It does, it has a humanoid body with a feminine figure. It's just a lower end model in the face which is fine by your own points.

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>>43071269
once the humanlike head is gone it's not a monstergirl and just a sexy robot
which is valid but not on topic

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>>43071275
Go back to spamming siths and the cuckcow you turbofaggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>physically stronger than me
>magically stronger than me
>smarter than me
>more perceptive than me
>superior to me in every way
By all accounts I should be the one serving her.

[Anonymous No.]

I hate all of you
>Inb4 reeing
Sorry but according to the people who take care of this board this image is completely on Topic since it has a male furr- I mean a monster girl

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>>43071292
What makes you think you're in control anon?

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>>43071284
>>43071280
nope, the face isnt negotiable. that is what separates a normal feminine bot from an automaton when i mean features, simple hands, maybe mitten hands, big hands, maybe gun for a hand, maybe no feet, and stuff like that, but lower-end models with still have a human face and a human figure. stop trying to be a fucking janny. and go back to bitching at something else or better yet touch grass
43071316
fuck off

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>>43071292
But when you mutate you will be as powerful as her, which I think i’m gonna give the chaos incubi a new headcanon name and call them chaos humans similar to something like meta humans or super humans.

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>>43071316
Yep, that looks on-topic to me. I'm just seeing some incubi husbands playing games together.

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>>43071330
stop with that shit, that is going towards monster boy shit and fuck off

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>>43071329
>fuck off
You can start acting superior when you and the troll stop ruining the thread

[Anonymous No.]

Stop responding to this shit and kill yourselves "all" of you.

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>>43071326
Then I prefer her to be upfront about it. Completely normal relationship with a Shog, except she's the one that gets called Master.

[Anonymous No.]

If this shit continues, I will become so deranged I will have to move to wonderland when the portals open, please for the love of Druella's tits

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>>43071329
>complains about people trying to be a janny
>when he's having a meltdown trying to justify the specific flavor of off-topic women he's posting while attempting to act like a janitor when people post "monster girls" he feels DON'T count based on his very specific guidelines

[Anonymous No.]

>>43071340
got that out.

So what Monstergirl you'd most likely end up bumping into the library via the old reaching for the same book method, and would you able to talk to her and ask her name and maybe get number

[Anonymous No.]

>>43071356
Wonderland is saner than this place now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43071339
Yeah they're totally just a trio of chaos incubi and not something completely off topic to the thread. You can tell because I put a vaguely mge sounding word in the filename which means that jannies won't bother to delete it.

[Anonymous No.]

so jiangshis are very cute and perfect for being wives

[Anonymous No.]

>>43071377
Second softest undead next to ghosts.
100% proved.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43071356
GAZE UPON THE HEALING BUG BOOTY.
Feel yourself becoming saner as Miss Ant offers you her honeypot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43071287
I don't like furries. I like big cows, though

And I really enjoy pissing you off

[Anonymous No.]

>>43071354
Based, I love the idea of primal shogs for that exact reason. Might com one soonish, just a little conflicting on what I want them to look like. I don't want them to be a maid

[Anonymous No.]

>>43071380
also are very good massusses and have very good jiggle physics

[Anonymous No.]

>>43071361
I dunno probably an autism dog since we share some interests and she'd be more likely than my other favorites to be in a Library

[Anonymous No.]

>>43071382
>giant monster with tiny girl for a hat
the absolute worst kind of "monster girl"

[Anonymous No.]

>>43071338
I didn’t say anything with that for you still keep your form the only thing that changes is the stuff deep inside you that can’t be seen unless you really hurt yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43071377
Gonna troll her by dropping rice everywhere

[Anonymous No.]

>>43071374
Not him but considering one of the wives is from there, it would be good to pay her hometown a visit.
Even if it leads to degenerate fun times.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43071380
I feel like wights are softer than ghosts. Something about ghosts-type mamono just seems more edgy and scary than "soft."

Like, take Miss Wisp here. She's way scarier than some thicc broad who likes to give handjobs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43071354
>>43071390
>take a girl entirely known for being a submissive and trying to bolt femdom onto it
God you people are so annoying. You're like those guys who cried their asses off when people talked about Hellhounds being subs but gleefully made Kikimoras a dom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43071395
How can she be so stiff but so soft at the same time?
Truly jiangshi are mysterious creatures.
Also turn into puddles of moaning mush from hubby massages.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43071397
What can I say? I like big butts and I cannot lie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43071407
What did she do to get put in the jacket??

[Anonymous No.]

>>43071396
anon, you bet your ass you can find a ookumade, a haku, greenworm, and even a blue dragon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43071418
When I asked if she wanted to go watch a bear ride a motorcycle, she said 'no'

[Anonymous No.]

>>43071401
>She cant bend over easily
>So she has to count while standing straight
>Next time shes limber, you better sleep with one eye open

[Anonymous No.]

>>43071407
Anon please, I'm talking physical softness, not caring softness.
Ghosts are exctoplasm, you can't get softer than that!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43071418
> Miss Phantom is trying to organize a sexy date at the cemetery.
> Kicks out all the other undead.
> Mostly zombies milling around.
> Miss Wisp just floats back in and catches Miss Phantom preparing her D&D session.
"I thought this was a *date*--you made me leave!"
> "IT IS A DATE! GET OUT! GET OUT! GET OUT! GET OUT! GET OUT!"
> Miss Wisp is ejected from the game while all bound up to keep her from wandering back in.
"She's never going to score at this rate."

[Anonymous No.]

>>43071423
I could but I never said that they were one of my favorites well okay I do like dragons but I don't really subscribe to the dungeons and dragons color coding stuff

[Anonymous No.]

>>43071434
See, I can't help but think that ghosts feel cool to the touch, like they're often depicted in movies. It just makes them feel like they'd be physically unpleasant. I get they're mamono so it's probably fine, but not my thing.

Gimmie corporeal undead, or at least undead that're on fire somehow--dragon zombies with their breath weapons or wisps with their literally being on fire.

[Anonymous No.]

How much does the average Creeping Coin weigh?

[Anonymous No.]

Goodnight Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, Subscribe to the new Dragon Smut magazine and website.
Its got pictures of dragons, lets you apply for a date with them, a cousin of theirs, or some other family member or even subspecies if you aren't looking for the 'full blooded' experience.
You can also see what their homes look like with pictures of key hoard prices.
The name of this site and magazine?
Dungeons and Dragons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43071408
I'll be totally honest, I have an insecurity about being submissive so yeah seeing a hellhound being submissive in MGE specifically made me anxious. Would never cry about it though Just kept it to myself, for the most part. I did like Beris from MGD though, a lot.
Sorry that you gotta see femdom everywhere though if you're not into femdom. I can understand why that would get really annoying especially if they put it on normally subby girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>43071450
She's thousands of pounds...
GET IT? Because she's coins!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43071441
>She actually was planning a date and is the DM for a single person session with her hubby
The good end

[Anonymous No.]

>>43071434
i think you cant really touch them at first
>>43071456
i much rather look at the holy wurms

[Anonymous No.]

>>43071449
Well, Dragon Zombies have a miasma breath and a Wisp is gonna shove you into the cage.
Not to mention most undead will be cool or at least room temp.
Doesn't make a ghost seem all that colder.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43071432
Pfft, I'm not scared of some limber zombie, I'll just keep leaving rice in my house. Surely that will protect me

[Anonymous No.]

>>43071469
Anon you fool
You foolish, foolish fool.
Wurms ARE dragons.
Their hoards are just uncut gems and raw minerals, along with the occasional Dino skeleton.

[Anonymous No.]

What does Wisp-win for beating you best of three in Tekken 7?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43071479
>-win
-chan, I meant -chan.
I need a Hakutaku to discipline me every time I make a typo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43071457
not but the real problem is when bad actors start flinging shit at either side to cause conflict since otherwise both maledomfags and femdomfags generally just stay in their own lanes and things are fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43071483

[Anonymous No.]

>>43071490
Wait a minute, hold on just a second... what kind of 'discipline' needs a tool like that?! I don't like where this is going!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43071490
She’s broken in you won’t escape you’re her husband now.

[Anonymous No.]

Is it still considered cucking if you fuck a doppelganger's true form instead of the fake body they made for you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43071500
Don't worry about it! Miss Haku can be silly sometimes, especially when Anons try to lock her out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43071486
Yeah, I want a muscular gentle dom wife and I can respect maledomfags.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43071486
Oh yeah I remember seeing posts about being a ""real man"" and shit since like 2017, was really weird.
But shogs are kind of in a gray area, they will not let you deny their service. They're unyielding and relentless, plus with their lore I could actually see some really ancient ones being dominant because they attempted a rebellion against the elder gods in the past y'know?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43071490
Her glasses may protect two of her eyes, but I can still poke her forehead eye!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43071474
Anon, all she needs is a single slip up from you
and she doesnt need to sleep

>>43071490
Damn, shouldn't have teased Haku sensei, you know what they say "Dont touch the bull or you'll get the horns"

[Anonymous No.]

Would drinking learncow's milk help me retain the information she taught me during my private lessons with her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43071538
very much so

[Anonymous No.]

>>43071490
>let's talk about all that missing homework, Anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>43071525
I guess it's just made so they have room for multiple leanings in the species to make everyone happy

[Anonymous No.]

>>43071377
I want to take a stiff and feral jiangshi and cuddle her until she's loose and affectionate!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43071547
>Tfw that was me in highschool

[Anonymous No.]

>>43070285
sabbath are better magic conductors, they just need their battery plugged in for better performance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43071559
>haku fantasizes about correcting a mouthy delinquent Anon who never does his homework and fails all his tests
>also fantasizes about having the tables turned on her

[Anonymous No.]

>>43071520
In the same vein as you I want a big muscular submissive wife but I have nothing against femdomfags so it's not like it has to be some kind of autistic tribalism shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>43071569
i didnt really fail any test and in fact was one of the kids who'd blurt out the answer to the point i would get scolded for it often

[Anonymous No.]

>>43071547
>Hakutaku has to restrain herself from slapping Anon across the face after he says he doesn't feel like he's smart enough
>Leaps across the desk to rape correct him after the only answer he can give for where he sees himself in the future being "homeless, I guess."

[Anonymous No.]

>>43071490
All the teachers I had were old and out of shape. If haku goes crazy, I will simply use my young and healthy body to run away!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43071580
>NEEEEEEEERD

[Anonymous No.]

If gremlin is so good, why does nobody talk about her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43071609
Same reason nobody talks about Krampus but I've had her profile as my phone's background ever since she came out on a whim

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43071598
Nice implants, fleabag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43071585
>Anon is a delinquent who lashes out because he feels dumb
>haku obsessed with fixing him
>loves him and wants to make him understand he has value
>is still a turbo nerd herself
>enlists the pywos to help her seduce Anon
>they give her some tips, tell her that she has to make her interest known
>days later she's lecturing math
>asks Anon a question
>he calls her a dumb cow and to stop bothering him because he doesn't know anything
>haku snaps
>blurts that the only thing he needs to know is that her plus him equals love forever
>entire class stunned
>pywos awestruck
>haku flees the school in embarrassment
>principal lilim has to bring her to work the next day
>forces her to confront Anon
>it turns out the feeling was mutual
>part of the reason Anon had such bad grades was because he was hypnotized by haku ass all day

[Anonymous No.]

>>43071598
If she doesn't apologize I won't do her homework later tonight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43071624
This might be the most dangerous thing you can say to a monster. After you say this, not only will they be incensed, they'll also demand that you feel their boobs/ass/horns to see that they're real. This will inevitably lead to them getting aroused and claiming you since you're clearly into them or you wouldn't be fondling their assets.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43071574
>big muscular submissive wife
That sounds nice. Does she play tough normally and shows her true colors in private, or is she open about it all the time?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43071633
All part of the plan.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you trust a succ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43071647
Never.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43071633
>Call a monster a loose, barren whore
>She starts taking her pants off

[Anonymous No.]

>>43071647
To use and discard me when someone better comes along? Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43071640
Bit of a mixture since she would have a pretty tough personality but also pretty easily flustered by affection and the like, and blushing and virginal in bed. sorry for the low image quality I had to reset my phone and lost my images in the process so this is what I could find on short notice

[Anonymous No.]

>>43071647
No. The last time I did, she took me hiking on a cliff that was prone to rockslides and collapses. I ended up sliding off a cliff when the ground collapsed under my feet. She managed to catch me with her tail, but then it got weird. When I first grabbed it, she moaned REALLY loudly. She was standing at the edge of the cliff, but it didn't look like she was trying to walk forward. All she did was stand there in a sort of squat. Then she said that I was too heavy and she couldn't move. I know that's a lie because she's carried me down an entire mountain after I "hurt" (scraped my knee) myself. The whole time I'm hanging there she's just grunting and moaning. In fact the only thing she said after I was too heavy was an occasional order to pull harder. When other travelers did show up, she sent them away to "go get help." I head them all high fiving and congratulating her. After about an hour and a half of the nonsense, she managed to find the strength to pull me up. The ground where she had been standing was mud, and I don't think it was all sweat like she said it was.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43071633
I'm going to call a holstaur's boobs fake so she gets mad and paizuri me until I can't walk.

[Anonymous No.]

Cheshire ass worship

[Anonymous No.]

>>43071694
Cheshire needs to be stopped!

[Anonymous No.]

>Get caught in lilim's hold person spell
>Forced to listen to her monologue for the next hour about how much of an adorable fool you were to oppose her

[Anonymous No.]

>>43071694
Cheshire ass might be big, but it will never be as shapely and majestic as a royal monster's ass. Those girls are meticulously groomed to have the finest throne-sitters in the realm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43071694
How do you escape when Chesh sits on your face?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43071737
Shame they're all insufferable cunts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43071757
Escape from what, when you're exactly where you want?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43071761
It is the responsibility of lowly commoners to correct the nobility with their dicks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43071757
Slap it as hard as you can. I promise this will work and will have no negative consequences.
>>43071737
Royal monster groomed to have the ultimate ass for sitting in throne
Chesh chaotically formed to have the ultimate ass for sitting on (your) face.
The winner is clear

[Anonymous No.]

>>43071774
Well I really don't want anything to do with women who would treat me like crap. Had enough of that in my life as it is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43071772
But anon, if you don't escape from Chesh's bubbly butt, it won't be long before it suffocates you down there!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43071622
>What are you planning you damn cat?!

[Anonymous No.]

think i'm finally gonna get adopted, guys
no other reason she'd look at me like that

[Anonymous No.]

>>43071786
>Slip out from underneath chesh
>Her ass detaches from the rest of her body and follows along
There is no escape

[Anonymous No.]

>>43071791
Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43071796
So this is how it ends... dying to Chesh butt of all things...

[Anonymous No.]

>"That's right. I'm Belkan, born and raised."

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43071803
Should have listened to the warnings that Wonderland is an endgame zone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43071222
/m/ is more your speed

[Anonymous No.]

doge

[Anonymous No.]

Mindflayers aren't special. They think they're better than everybody else just because they have someone constantly on their crotch? I can get the same results by going to a fairy kingdom and shoving one of the locals in my pants.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43071791

[Anonymous No.]

>>43071816
No ass and all boob.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43071809
Hi Belkan, I'm Dad!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43071685
Based big shy enjoyer. Even better if she gets into it after a few rounds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43071823

[Anonymous No.]

>>43071791
>>43071812
>>43071823
Why are you like this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43071691
>Ora!
>not so tough with a mouthful of cream you dumb human!
>Anon is nearly comatose from consuming six times the daily recommended intake of dairy

[Anonymous No.]

>>43071813
That won't stop me from sneaking into Wonderland, collecting special Wonderland herbs, plants and ores, then running back to sell them on the auction house.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43071831
>Osean monstergirl has dumb jokes and poor humor

Such as many cases.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43071813
>hit tripwire in wonderland
>two chesh butt cheeks swing down like log traps and smoosh your head between them
>it doesn't hurt but it drains most of your sanity bar in one hit

[Anonymous No.]

If a Monster is keeping you as their pet, isn't it wrong for them to force you to impregnate them? Getting impregnated by your pet is wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43071840
Well, just remember that Wonderland Cattails are going for a premium right now on the auction house.
Just be careful not to pull on the wrong one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43071853
the only two things loose on a monstergirl is their head and their crotch

[Anonymous No.]

madcat
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[Anonymous No.]

>>43071863
Pull the tail

[Anonymous No.]

>>43071837
it's curious to see him having such emotional reactions lately. maybe there is a human under there after all

[Anonymous No.]

>>43071647
With my soul

[Anonymous No.]

>>43071720
>Not listening intently and enjoying every second of her monologue
Weak

[Anonymous No.]

>>43071776
Hmmm anon you wouldn't happen to be paid off by a Chesh would you?

[Anonymous No.]

>Sleeping comfortably
>Dreaming about going to a fast-food restaurant
>A Cheshire cat is the only worker there
>Get an overwhelming urge to pee while ordering
>Beg to go to the toilets
>She leads me to a literal hole in the wall
>Refuse to stick my dick in it
>Start pissing myself
>Actually pissed myself IRL too
GODDAMN CAT, she trolled me across dimensions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43071946
Why did you start pissing yourself and not go outside anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43071944
Of course not. Here is another piece of advice if you ever find yourself fighting a Chesh:
You can absolutely outrun her teleporting if you run fast enough. It's got to be a sprint though, the kind you need to take a few minutes to recover from afterwards. Promise.
Also you have to run with little to no regards of where you are going. She can't teleport ahead and cause you to run face first into her ass or breasts if you don't know where you are going. Besides, a seasoned adventurer like yourself will be able to make your own way out of wonderland on your own, Right?

[Anonymous No.]

i love my jub

[Anonymous No.]

>>43070442
is this a way to say 4 (you)?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43072017
Your wife has good taste in chips

[Anonymous No.]

>>43072032
she loves em. but not as much as she loves me

[Anonymous No.]

You are not prepared for this hunt.

[Anonymous No.]

>wake up
>scroll up
Holy hell, what did you fuckers do this time. The idea with burning shit down to get mod's attention is starting to look valid

[Anonymous No.]

>>43072112

[Anonymous No.]

>>43071978
I took your advice and now I'm a tom to a very mean chesh who bullies me for being so dumb and weak
I hope the money was worth it anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>43072115
How about you try to ignore it until at least the autistic shitfit fires up again because someone is intentionally baiting or someone else gets irrationally angry at a picture for stupid reasons rather than trying to resurrect the bullshit

[Anonymous No.]

>>43072038
Nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>43072138
Borger wan

[Anonymous No.]

Would you lead the Mongol empire with centaurs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43072159
I'm not much of a leader

[Anonymous No.]

deds

[Anonymous No.]

>>43072138
>>43072156
All I want is some fat monster tits to suck on and a nice burger to eat, why is that so much to ask for

[Anonymous No.]

>>43072159
Statistically I'd be more likely to be in a village that gets raided by them.
If only we had a way to counter Centaur Archery.

[Anonymous No.]

I have injected four raging mushrooms stimulants and I'm driving to the nearest single CC chesh. I feel like driving was a bad idzushsowbwo

[Anonymous No.]

would you rather a cait or a Cheshire

[Anonymous No.]

>>43072243
A chest everyday, I love them, big fluffy ears to molest

[Breathfag No.]

>>43072243
Cheshire, it's not even close.

[Anonymous No.]

Since I get a fur like plaid, I dream about bunyip or really fluffy kits(except the furry one). Every night I roll my self into It and feel loved and warmed. Sadly, late spring and summer will be too hot to continue. With a real mamono I wouldn't have this problem

[Anonymous No.]

>>43072333
I understand it's not for everyone but cat poo is extremely pungent.

[Anonymous No.]

>hfw you start running

[Anonymous No.]

>>43072360
Kots*

[Anonymous No.]

>>43072377
Ok, now post her face when I outrun her because She eats too much tofu and have a bad cardio

[Breathfag No.]

>>43072368
That's gross.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43072377
>Anon steps into a Mofu Snare
>"Fufufu..."

[Anonymous No.]

>>43072159
I'd rather meet them in battle and by meeting them in battle I mean hide in my nice walled city. Dumb horses can't get me there

[Anonymous No.]

>>43072377
>>43072412
no pls I don't want to be fluffed

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43072445
What sorts of things do little liches learn?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43072453
How to raise their first zombie. It's how they make their best friend for unlife!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43072488
now now, that's very unethical, she should just summon a familiar or something

[Anonymous No.]

>>43072505
Sorry what was that? She just got done raising her new zombie buddy. She named her Victoria.

[Anonymous No.]

The elves are DONE asking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43072614
No one care about this disgusting human girl. Pointy ears are the same as 3D. Especially this one who looks like a tranny taking to much steroids.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43072622
I also prefer 99% monster with my girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43072622
>Pointy ears are the same as 3D
Elves are valid monster girls, unless you prefer to leave room for furfags and /xen/tards to constantly try and muddy the waters around the definition.

[Anonymous No.]

might start reading potato elf

[Anonymous No.]

>>43072637
Kill yourself
>>43072639
No, They have the exact same behaviors as 3D. Being arrogant and using You until You become useless.

[Anonymous No.]

There should be more mamono office ladies, ideally looking stressed-out.

[Anonymous No.]

Also, ideally in tight-fitting clothing that is safe for work, but questionable as to why you'd wear it at all. Don't you know your sizes?

[Anonymous No.]

But they're mostly depicted as relatively happy.
I want to be the Dragon-Maid to their Miss Kobayashi!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43072738
>>43072743
>>43072748
What kind of office is this? Why is everyone dead?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43072754
Seems normal, no one sain wants to stay there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43072754
Miss Hebi is still alive! And again, very happy to be there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43072754
Lich labs

[Anonymous No.]

>>43072754
this is a mortuary

[Anonymous No.]

>>43072774
She got this job to be closer to someone. It's why she picked the corner office and has a telescope aimed not at the sky but at a certain apartment building.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43072777
I hope my internship application goes well

[Anonymous No.]

>>43071809
>"I would like to thank Fundamentalist Imam Vincent Harling for this video game award!"
>t.Chechsire Cat who snuck into the stage of a video game awards ceremony

[Anonymous No.]

Drop of a bleached a day to keep the xem/xir's away

[Anonymous No.]

>>43071809
Well that settles it, clearly you've done nothing wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

I am starting to doubt these threads will ever go back to being nice again. 2023 sucks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43073221
Yeah, in less than 2 years almost all writefags have disappeared. The writing tournament has made even more damaged.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43073221
and you're sure as fuck not helping by feeding the concern trolls unless you're one yourself

[Anonymous No.]

>>43073221
It's only a matter of time the monsterboy spammer joins the 42%

[Anonymous No.]

>>43073238
The writing competition itself caused nothing. It was poorly timed as the crazies were roused into a frenzy

[Anonymous No.]

Don't forget your childhood friend

[Anonymous No.]

I need a heroine
I'm holding out for a heroine 'til the end of the night
She's gotta be strong, and she's gotta be fast
And she's gotta be fresh from the fight

[Anonymous No.]

>>43072159
nah, would crush under dark matter nuking until moral improves and they behave

[Anonymous No.]

>>43073511
I think we need to have a talk about your heroine addiction. It's unhealthy

[Anonymous No.]

>>43073492
I had one. I wonder how things would've turned out if her family didn't move away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43073549
Worst, You would be stuck in the frienzoned while She get railed up by Tyrone and/or Chad. All of them are whores who feed themselves on the pain of others.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43073536
I am no more addicted to heroines than a starving man is addicted to food. The world is a bad place it needs gallant and cute heroines to save it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43073570
>frienzoned
I was her first. She moved away when we were 16 and we drifted apart after talking online for a few months and realizing that long distance isn't going to work. I suppose it doesn't really matter who she hooked up with afterwards because they're all second to me.

[Anonymous No.]

You will be breeding with this bull while your cuckhorse wife watches.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43073661
Wrong. I will be monogamous with my horse.

[Anonymous No.]

nah, imma just sleep on the bed of dolls in this weird manison

[Anonymous No.]

>>43073641
Too much copium will hurt you anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43073549
Do not talk to the other fag,most likely the same faggot who started shit yesterday

[Anonymous No.]

>>43073672
Wouldn't she still be a unicorn if that were the case?

[Breathfag No.]

>>43073661
Imagine getting to massage that mino's legs and back

[Anonymous No.]

>>43067798

[Anonymous No.]

tail fluff

[Anonymous No.]

>>43073840
cute cat

[Anonymous No.]

>>43073855
that is very clearly a kejourou

[Anonymous No.]

They're in the fucking trees!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43073966
You're fucking trees.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43073966
correction
They are the fucking trees!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43073966
Beware the Dryad Orchard, they have a bevy of fruit puns to level at you.

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Hellhounds tongue my angus.

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>>43073979
They're fucking in the trees!

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>>43074028
the trees are fucking them

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[Anonymous No.]

>'sup bro? Wanna try the new Counter Strike?
How do you respond?

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>>43074091
probably to try and do a co-op shooter.

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>>43073191
Do not bring up or mention Dr. Schroder though...

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>>43074091
I'm always down to play counter strike with my bros

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>>43074091
No, here we good full deep dark fantasy with the dwarves. I want to crush insects and mine as much as possible gold in deep rock galactic with my "not mamono" friends.

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>>43074121
i want a taste

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>adoptive momster tries on her old outfit
gets me every time

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>>43074091
Sure thing, but why do I need to play on your second setup? Can't I just play at home?

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>>43074158
>tfw she barely fits and one wrong breath pops all her buttons

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>>43074121
Really cute but need 6-8 more years in the oven to get some bigger booba

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>>43074158
She's too chubby to wear such a skimpy outfit!

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for the gremlim, no
for others, yes

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>>43074158
>"T-this is really embarrassing dear, even if it does bring me back to my days in the ravening depths."
>"....I do wonder how old Thousand Screams is doing."

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>>43074130
Ahah yeah only manly men, no mamonos on the game, ahah no, my voice is not weird, rock and stone brother

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>Isekai ate the monster girls genre.
is that really true?

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>>43074158
>adoptive mom suddenly gets very touchy
>trips and falls on you in a very awkward way
I guess there's a reason why MGC orphanages hand out marriage form along with adoption papers

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Beware as there have been Nurarihyon sightings in the neighborhood. They sneak into houses and make themselves at home while fooling you with their natural charisma and magic to make you think they’ve always been there. A bunch of lousy freeloaders they are. If you’re experiencing alzheimers-like symptoms especially if you’re a young male, remember to report the activity to, uh, something. I forgot the rest of the message. My wife can tell you the rest. Honey, you were gonna tell these kind gentlemen not to, uh, darn I forgot what it was. Well anyways, my wife made dinner, I’m starved since all I had was cereal in the morning, and some uhhhh, I don’t remember. Someone was at my door and then I ate something? Uhhhh well nevermind I’m gonna have sex with my wife, that should jog my memory

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>>43074243
Living with a wife in the monster girl yakuzis must be quite the show whenever that one ryu shows back up in town.

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>come home from work one day
>notice something off about your Kiki maid when she greets you
>she has an awful suspicious amount of black eyeliner on that she doesn't usually wear since it isn't her style you'd think
>couple that with some noise complaints you'd been getting from the neighbors and you're curious, very curious....
>Kiki isn't loud, she doesn't make a ruckus so why would that darn neighbor of yours and his shog maid be complaining about noise unless it was just that shog putting it into his head out of jealousy of how much better Kiki is?
>time to find out
>you set up some indoor cameras to record while you're off at work
>come home to the usual routine, eat dinner, have a bath with Kiki and then tell her goodnight as you both go to your own bedrooms
>you wait until you're sure she's asleep in her own room before you sneakily flip up your laptop and put on your headphones to review the findings of your secret cameras
>you start watching the footage
>day is going absolutely normal for the most part
>Kiki is just cleaning and doing maid things
>all of sudden Kiki enters the living room dressed much differently than her maid outfit
>wearing all black, tight leather shorts that might as well have been panties, black t-shirt with a red slashes dripping blood design across it torn in some places, a black leather vest with tiny silver spikes defined along the trim and shoulders, studded wristbands and a thigh strap
>she's let her hair down and has black and white face paint
>you see her plug in an electric guitar to some speakers and go "1... 2... 1, 2... 3... 4"
>starts shredding and screaming absolutely trembling black metal and playing away, even goes for a running into a slide across the floor on her knees while playing away on the guitar
>she's actually pretty good, even made her own lyrics
>the song she's practicing that she wrote up seems to be about achieving dreams... so maybe your Kiki wanted to be an awesome black metal rockstar this whole time?
>suddenly you have to stop watching the footage and slam your laptop in a panic when your room door opens and light from the hall pours in, Kiki standing there looking at you in concern
>"Master, why must you stay up so late? Is your job forcing you into another deadline?"
>you just go with that and stutter out a "Y-Yeah, that's it!" and assure her you're done and going to bed now

Whatever are you going to do with Kiki? She has such a strange, un-maid like hobby she keeps to herself...
Are you to confront her about it or what...? You just don't know yet! Kiki's don't usually want to be the star of Norwegian black metal artistry!

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>>43074243
>smoke hobo with full body yakuza tattoos

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>>43074388
I need a strong thick smoke hobo with those tats.
The sort that comes home with a few of her underlings after some drinks and grabs me to go into the sauna.

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Reminder that according to the poll we did some time ago, the Shoggoth outbreak will start in Kyrgyzstan. We can only hope it stays contained and doesn't spread into kiki territory.

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>>43074158
Loved her in succubus affection, as much as mage kot

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>>43074412
?

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>>43074382
Haha! Kiki is a dork! A DORK!

[Anonymous No.]

Heard that you boys like Parasite Blades

[Anonymous No.]

>>43072115
90% chance of it just being some massive faggot like bollocks and his discordtroon posse pulling an autistic Tombstone

[Anonymous No.]

>He looks so lovable, what anine
>*She
>No
>NO
>NOOOOOOOO

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>>43074590
>Mofurabia

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>>43074590
One fluff huff and you’re fucked

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>>43074559
cute!

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>>43074382
>his first reaction wouldn't be to immediately become her drummer and help make her dream come true
How much of a faggot would mastah have to be

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Love me some evil

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>>43074674
cute hound

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>>43074662
Is the evil stored in her chest?

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>>43074698
Yes, evil is stored in the chest so you should only trust the Sabbath

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>>43074698
no its stored in the flat hills, only good is stored in tits

[Anonymous No.]

>anubi rioting the moment they learn about the 400m golden Mukaab cube some dumbass wants to builf

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>>43069358
that's a nice big bird

[Anonymous No.]

Are griffins harpies?

[Anonymous No.]

I will make my Mamono wife wear a hijab when in public. By Allah I will not allow immodesty in any form.

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>>43070594
>only had sex with the lioness wife 83 times today (it's 11AM)
>feel a fluffy paw grab my nuts
help

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>>43070555
>That text under KC's art
>genius wizard
Is that a codename for baphomet?

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>>43074590
This fox is too much for me.

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>>43074933
>Sex is just putting dick in pussy for her
> Thats why it hurts when shes paws your nuts

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>>43074927
No, they're angels.

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>>43074559
Backwards grip is for true chuuni

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Dark mages disguising white mages to get into an adventurers party to get the cute level one wizard

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>>43075009
wizards are lame at most i'd be a spellblade or somtheing

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>>43070279
the MP bar
that's why all the single mage girls are alcoholics

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ded

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>>43075095
Wight-chan will never truly love you, she will only treat you like a pawn. What a snobby monster she is...

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>>43074933
Just give her the finger, she'll pass out for an hour or two after and let you get things done

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Anyone familiar with the Battle Through the Heavens series? Only found out about it today, but it has some gorgeous AMVs chronicling parts of the novels. The big attraction regarding monster girls is medusa queen Cai Lin, who after a lot of adventures has a child with and becomes the first wife of the main character.

Regardless of how much you like the main story, I'm thankful it led to some awesome depictions of extremely powerful lamia. I love how in this one she bats his hand away as he tries to stop her from sucking his finger. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bTdu8V4L974

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>>43075095
Yes but you see today is the day

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>>43068308
What a nice normal human girl. I will give her candy for being such a good helper around the neighbourhood. Shame about her eye condition

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>>43069373
>it was really the daughter taking anon on an adventure
I'd watch the romance-adventure-comedy movie adaptation

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Did anyone ask KC the question about Cait siths yet

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>>43074091
>meet up with your childhood bro after over a decade
>he looks like this, and is completely oblivious to what changed
what would you even do?

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>>43075109

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>>43075316
If she doesn't bring it up, I won't either. Make it a Mechazawa sort of thing

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>>43075332
what about the gym locker room

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>>43075348
You spend a lot of time checking out the long, blackish-purple things swinging between people's legs?

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>>43069373
How do I resist?

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>>43075359
i mean even just changing shirts anon.
even seeing something as small as that might make you think of doing something you might regret.

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>>43075393
Alps are indeed dangerous.

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>>43075393
if you do it in the gym locker room you were simply making a gachi reference and therefore it didnt count

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>>43075466
Thats true, if you aren't recreating gachi scenes in the lockerroom with your bros than are you really friends?

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>>43075498
Even better with monsters

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>>43075529
dude, that'd be gay

[Anonymous No.]

Is having sex with an alp gay?

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>>43075574
Nah man, it's got a legit pussy don't it?

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>>43075574
Are you an alp asking that to test the waters?

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with the power of excessive dieting,highly specific training routines,500 dollars worth of makeup, and also a 10 dollar pair of plastic horns and wings, i have successfully infiltrated an alp colony
now to find out what evils these beings do in their own Territory!

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>>43075596
>500 dollars worth of makeup
I feel called out

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>>43074091
XCom. Legend with ironman on.

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>>43075613
WTF
you use fucking makeup, damn homo

[Anonymous No.]

Hey speaking of Alps I finally made an AO3 account, what should I write for my first story?

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>>43075621
this>>43075596

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>>43075621
dont do that, you should write about an Anon who took a dare to go to the abandoned funhouse at night

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>>43075620
And I look GOOD. When the portals open, I'll be a cute demon's femboytoy and who will be laughing then? That's right, me.

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>>43075621
An anon who leaves his old life to become an adventurer, he enters into the order's lands where they send him as fodder against a high tier monster girl. He learns to live with his new wife.

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>>43075669
That's a perfectly legit plan

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>>43075678
Absolutely nothing wrong with the classics

[Anonymous No.]

>filename
would you be outraged?

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>>43075717
No.
Flat is justice so nothing that succ did was wrong as she is justice

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>>43075682
I've got it all figured out. The over one year of laser on my face really sucked tho.

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>>43075717
yes

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>>43075387
you can't, she'll come up behind you and use her godvoice to whisper in your ears and it'll be all over

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>>43075717
what's next, kobolds using hair growth serum to pretend to be Cu sith?
these are troubling times.

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43075669
43075717
fuck off faggots

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>>43075763
You first. My waifu can beat up yours.

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>>43075772
>demon vs three massive monsters tallest biggest more than 40 feet long, one 9 ft tall dark mage fo dragonia, and another a 7ft tall ophanim bogie
>He thinks that a small little demon wont get get j, jumped ir outright just koed with a single hit by just one of them

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So let’s talk about Wurms are better than another monster, like Theresa massive gap between Wurms and the rest of the girls

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>>43075876
bigger tails too

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>>43075879
Theresa Massive Gap?

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>>43075888
She’s a nice wurm, sucks her mom is part cheshire

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>>43075792
>Your wives roll nat 1s and trip over each other like a slapstick comedy

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>>43075906
>demon counterattacks but rolls below DC and misses as her attack hits the previously occupied air where they once stood

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I like it when monsters act big and scary, kinda like what the manticore profile does. Bonus points if they're really into lovey dovey affection

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>>43075922
>image
As a 2hu lover this is part for course of loving the inhuman

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>>43075920
>It just ends up becoming a big cartoon slapstick fight where nobody even manages a single blow
>Both parties go home to their hubbies and pretend they had a grueling and terrible battle

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>>43075937
>demon gets cuddles anyways for defending my honor

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>>43075906
Took you real long
>>43075920
>all they do is tire each other out, whiffing all their attacks
>the bogie is doing it on purpose and is being a silly angel clown

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>>43075935
Y'know I like the gals from 2hu but I've never even known where to start to learn about the lore and shit

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>>43075883
Still not a meaty tail

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>>43075954
Aside from the games, read the manga.
I suck at bullet hell but am more than at home lurking lore threads and reading the print works.
I'm comfy enough with sections of the lore to writefag and not have my works seem anymore out of place than any other doujin work
https://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Touhou_Wiki

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>>43075678
Inspired as always...

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>>43075935
Did you know that female youkai are predatory towards man they deem fit to be husbands? It's true!

You may not know this, but women have an innate desire for romance and love, and of course reproduction. This is true even if those women are monsters. Age has made this worse in some youkai, as they've gone for centuries alone, frustrated and bitter. Eventually, something gives, and they decide to snap and kidnap the suitable man they can find!

The tactics they might pursue can vary between youkai, there's no standardized method. Some might act amicable, and offer you in their abode for tea. You take the sip, and at first you have a good time. But slowly, things start to blur, something is amiss. By the time you realize this isn't right, you've passed out on the ground, and you'll next awake to a needy and creepy youkai atop you, having bound you hands and feet to her bed, as she explains that you're married now.

Other youkai might not be so sly. They might be aggressive and sudden. You'll mind your business, maybe you're walking somewhere you shouldn't be, or you might even be in your room alone. Then BAM, the youkai breaks in and decides to kidnap you and carry you back to her lair, ignoring any complaints you might have. Now trapped in her domain, you've no choice but to adapt to your life as a youkai's husband.

These youkai are dangerous indeed, but in Monsokyo these actions can spread to even gods and humans! Powerful humans, whether their power comes from their roles as youkai exterminators or wealthy matrons of the human village, can still use underhanded tactics to trap a man into marriage.

If you're a single man and you're in Monsokyo, be careful and be vigilant! If need be, escape! As you won't stay a single virgin for long!

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>>43075988
I greatly enjoy classic stories if you can't tell. I also believe that its a benchmark test for how good a writer is precisely because its so generic that being able to make something good out of it is a mark of a good writer.

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>>43075999
Nobody wants to write that. This is why all the creatives abandoned the thread.

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>>43075990
Its true!
My buddy and I were hanging out around the local lake a little late as we were doing some night fishing. Everything was calm and we were having a few beers around the campfire when suddenly I heard a yell and a loud splash only to see the local mermaid taking off with my buddy!

I was powerless to stop her sadly, and had no choice to finish all the beer myself. It was truly a tragedy... We're gonna hang out again this weekend and he's gonna tell me how much of a tragedy it was over a few cold ones.

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>>43076016
As someone thats been hanging around these threads only recently I can tell you that, despite my newness, that is not the reason the creatives are jumping ship.
In fact i'd imagine that the reason creatives are fucking off might have to do with your pet schizos instead.

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>>43075990
I just bust down yukaris home and fuck her

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>>43076031
Well said. You want proof? Just look at the attempt to shut down the writing contest with shitposting.

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>>43076044
>>43076031
It’s more shitposting

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>>43076066
Shitposters that are doing that shit

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>>43076044
I'm an aspiring writefag and there's a few reasons for me, one it takes a massive amount of time and I was busy for a while.
Two, shitposters drive me insane.
Three, it's really scary to put yourself out there like that if you're not used to it.

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>>43076031
If you just showed up why would you even make a judgement on this? It certainly wasn't shitposting that made the harpy anon leave.

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>>43076076
idk but in the recent threads these faggots multiplied. I bet discordtroons are now going wild since that school shooting.

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>>43075717
>that pic
lmao
wow these "people" fap to a guy who looks like a girl but they get mad when that said guy is a actual girl?
How does this shit even work?

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>>43076076
Take advice from an old writefag: paying attention to obvious shitposters is pointless. Someone's going to read your stuff, someone might even like it even if they don't say anything.

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>>43076098
It's a fetish, it doesn't have to make sense.

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>>43076098
This>>43076114
Those people think with their wiener head

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>>43076085
Because the shitposting is pretty terrible anon. I writefag in other threads and while i'm not comfortable enough with the lore just yet I can tell that with this many shitposters the incentive to write for others to enjoy it is rather low sadly.

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>>43076145
The shitposters will say you contradicted canon no matter what you write. On a normal day nobody actually cares what you write as long as it's not gore.
And by nobody cares I mean you'll post it in the thread and get no (you)s or acknowledgement anyone even read it so prepare for that one. Don't expect any feedback.

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>>43070516
Has any of this eve been translated?

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>>43076145
What anyone that's been here for even a moderate amount of time understands is that the shitposting isn't organic. These faggots are coming from /trash/ or some discord to shit the thread up, because we don't tolerate their retarded fetishes here and they just can't have that.

Getting productive people to cuck out by creating an illusionary hostile athmosphere is exactly what they want. Don't get scammed by the raidtards that the mods are for some fucking retaded reason refusing to deal with.

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>>43076184
ah yes, the og demon

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>>43076216
Does anyone actualy know the plot to shinra bansho?

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>>43076227
nah, but sexy tho

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>>43076199
I wonder if something triggered the waifufags circle to make them feel the need to shitpost here.

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>>43076199
Like I said earlier it’s probably that faggot and his posse since he’s had it out for the threads for literally years and loves to play innocent when called out.

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>>43076174
I don't, only reason i'm not writefagging for this thread is because i'm still learning the lore. Did the same for 2hu.

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>>43076227
All I know is that what counts for plot is sold as a side thing to chocolate wafers

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>>43076256
I never really learned the lore, I started writing for Monster Girl threads on /a/ when MGE was just one of many settings so it didn't matter. Most people just made shit up according to their own whims in those days, picking bits and pieces from wherever they felt like.

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>>43076179
by that, I mean has a substantial amount been translated?

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>>43076227
4 clans of super beings protect humans but have been turned against each other by the scheming of the antagonist. Astaroth is a general of the antagonist's Imperial Demon Clan which was summoned from the Demon Realm.

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>>43076256
You've fallen into the trap. There is almost no lore and nobody follows it. Half the stories are set in modern time.
The biggest shitpost around is pretending that mge has thousands of pages of lore and shit when it came he summarised in a single page about not doing ntr and monster girls getting a single husband. Almost everything else is secondary and barely even touched on unless you really feel the need to write about the chief god conflict.

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>>43076267
it was a tad more fun back then
Now people cant have fun anymore with the lore,

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>>43076297
I do wish items and food where mixed more into the stories people write

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>>43076267
just honestly follow the rules and i think you are good
the lore helps to build the scaffolding
but thats if you chose to you use
>>43076309
me too, i want an anon ordering a dragonia burg and the dragons near him teach him how dragons eat it

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>>43076297
>>43076267
I see i've been memed, well thats fine. I enjoy a good prank.
Actually kind of refreshing its mostly just "anything goes" as long as it doesn't stomp on the toes of no cuckshit

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>>43076309
I started doing that, but its with small things
like caracters drinking dragonia wine or a vampire using a dark lantern

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>>43076309
Ironically this reminds me there is more lore stuff Anons would get angry over including than someone missing some lore.

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>>43076031
>reason creatives are fucking off might have to do with your pet schizos instead.
Bullshit, 4chan as whole is dying when it comes to creativity and its culture is no longer distinct from plebbit or other trash. New generations of posters are no longer invested in anything and just bounce between tabs to drop low-quality bait for lols, not the best grounds for quality OC to appear.

If "schizos" were the cause you and other newfags claim, then /monster/ wouldn't have so many writefags and drawfags in comparison, which is the only good thing you can say about that absolutely insane asylum.

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>>43076344
>wouldn't have so many writefags and drawfags in comparison
It doesn't. Go home, aux.

[Anonymous No.]

love love monsters

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw your holstaur little sister is so big and grew so fast people think she is your mom.

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>>43076582
Dumb heifer

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>>43076368
>Bringing up Aux out of the fucking blue
Hi Shoggocks how are you

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>tfw you are a father on a pious journey to go to the temple of eros and you often work in the confessionals of the towns you stay at
>And every monster says,"forgive me daddy for i have sinned" when they enter and start talking to you
>Sometimes you wish they just called you anon

[Anonymous No.]

so many good monsters i'd feel bad saying no for not having a fat tail but otherwise nothing wrong with them

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>>43076665
You should be glad they enter the correct side of the confessional and haven't broken through the wall. I hear churches have had issues with monsters insisting that they sit on daddy's lap when they "confess" all the lewd things they've been thinking.

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There are only a handful of monsters I don't like (and by don't like I mean not sexually aroused/attracted)

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>>43076101
Thanks, I just kind of want to build up my skin first. Always had an issue with turning in art and stuff when I was in school

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>>43076184
Black serlcra erotic

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>>43076703
so they are some towns where the monsters wear somthing on their face and sit on the priest lap while they confess

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>>43076713
i feel the same but big tails is an important thing for me to consider marriage

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>>43076751
i was about to say i wish there was a black sclera fish then i remembered shark but i want legs fish

[Anonymous No.]

>>43076297
Idvargue there is one more important aspect, everyone ultimately gets a happy ending. Even if we don't see it

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>>43076757
Magic can give her legs I think

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>>43076772
not during intimacy, and the important part is that not having full legs means no ass.

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>>43076772
>at the beach
>see a fin heading towards you
>scuttle out of the water
>shark is pissed you got away
>start taunting her
>she ducks under the waves
>see a flash of light
>shark flops onto the beach
>what a moron, she'll need someone to push her back in now
>pushes herself up
>legs that look like they could crush your skull
>too scared to move when she starts strutting towards you

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>>43076783
Wait Why couldn't you have legs during intimacy?
>>43076795
The dreaded land shark

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>>43076835
they can't keep magic like that up when they start touching their husband

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Animan Studios Cheshire Cat?

[Anonymous No.]

butler anon to a vampire household who uses special magic to delay his transformation into a incubus as a way to troll the heiress.

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>>43076849
I mean it doesn't have to be a concentration spell, could be a fire and forget type thing. Don't forget you become stronger the more you ""bond"" so you and your wife could be demigod tier in like I dunno 20 years or so

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>>43076795
It would've been better if she whined to Poseidon and he threw her at you using a tornado.

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>>43076861
Very based, I love vampires but fucking with one and pranking them would be hilarious.

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>>43076835
>The dreaded land shark
It's ok, she's a dork.

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>>43076888
tail...

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>>43076888
Curved sword erotic, also help her she's drowning

[Anonymous No.]

>>43076795
Beach Bully time.

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>>43076888
That's the bitch who keeps mugging me in the market! She's taken my coin purse three times!

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>>43076916
she needs correction

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43076914
kiss her scars
>>43076925
Call her a dork and laugh at her >>43076907

[Anonymous No.]

>>43076916
>Wahahaha! The sand bandits strike again!

[Anonymous No.]

The ocean is terrifying, so I stay far away where the nasty sea monsters can't get me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43076925
The guards won't help me. They say that it's "flirting" and that I'll get it back when she's done toying with me. Fortunately, the brat dropped a map to her secret lair in a desert cave. I'm going their tonight to ambush her and get my money back. Wish me luck fellas!

[Anonymous No.]

>No one:
>Elves:

[Anonymous No.]

>>43076943
You'll miss out on the cool sea snakes though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43076955
How does she make her hair flow like that when the air is still

[Anonymous No.]

>>43076948
You go get her anon. I'm sure everything will go exactly as planned

[Anonymous No.]

>>43076948
Anon wait it's a trap! If you go there you might get rape corrected instead!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43076943
>Your mereshark soulmate comes out of the water on legs
Silly Anon, If you won't go to the ocean the ocean will go to you

[Anonymous No.]

>>43076885
they will hit a breaking point eventually

[Anonymous No.]

>>43076914
She looks like she wrestles Sea Monsters for fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43076969
>alright, let's see...
>three kilometers out, check
>past the hoodoos, check
>look for plateau in distance... check
>wade through deep, loose sand DO NOT GO AROUND
>ok, simple enough
>Anon starts wading into the sand
>he sinks in up to his ankle with every step
>shark is sipping her mint tea, watching him plod closer to her strike zone

[Anonymous No.]

>>43067798

[Anonymous No.]

there isn't enough fish lewds

[Anonymous No.]

>>43076999
Gyaru shortstacks are a menace, especially when they have handlebar horns.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43077006
Then draw some.

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/106711008
wyvern lewds

[Anonymous No.]

>>43077078
Thank you anon

[Anonymous No.]

Bow before her and repent your sin of not going straight after the best cat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43076959
Snakes are scary too!
>>43076979
I'll go live in the desert if I have to!

[Anonymous No.]

I want to kiss a loli Wight on her exposed cool back and see her moan and jolt from surprise

[Anonymous No.]

It's all so tigersome...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43077122

[Anonymous No.]

>>43077112
i want to be clawed

[Anonymous No.]

>>43076996
He's got her right where he wants her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43077112
Wight on white.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43077130
I thought tigers had to be swift predators.
She looks more like those cows lazily crazing grass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43077143
they're more about ambush

[Anonymous No.]

>>43077143
Don't underestimate her, there's plenty of muscle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43077133
If I had a loliwight gf, I'd probably get clawed on a regular basis due to teasing her, surprise kissing her in sensitive spots or grabbing her butt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43077143
her grandmother was a holst

[Anonymous No.]

>>43077122
it'll all be orge soon

[Anonymous No.]

>>43077169
she'll attract Wendis with all that meat

[Anonymous No.]

i want a monster thats twice as big as me

[Anonymous No.]

>>43074091
>"no I don't really like Counter Strike"
>turn 360 degrees and initiate mating press

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43075922
fuck yea
monsters that make playful threats like that get the almonds activating

[Anonymous No.]

so space captain anon how are you going to escape your massive cargo freighter now that your automaton crew has now all gone space crazy and are hunting you down?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43077291
Find out next week!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43077291
have you heard of the hit game among us?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43077291
w-what happened to them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43077291
Anon Sends a SOS beacon as he enters cryo-sleep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43077169
HNNGGGGGG BIG HUGE TIGERS

[Anonymous No.]

>>43077305
Downloading suspicious program updates

[Anonymous No.]

>>43077291
Probably the escape pod

[Anonymous No.]

>>43077296
I don't get the appeal of this SOA spin-off, who wants to watch a guy do space trucking once a week?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43077281
Too close to giantess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43077305
they want to see you so badly anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>43077305
a bogie removed law 2

[Anonymous No.]

>>43077315
sorry anon but they already jettisoned them all

[Anonymous No.]

>>43077332
They can't do that. That's an OSHA violation

[Anonymous No.]

>>43077316
It's a more adult drama.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43077340
first they violate OSHA
then they violate Anon
They'll be kissing you on forklifts before you know it

[Anonymous No.]

>>43077291
The space captain's handbook states that in the event that I encounter a rogue automaton I should loudly state a paradox and then attempt to flee as she is momentarily stunned trying to make sense of what I said. With this strategy I should be able to escape any automatons I might come across while I wait for someone to respond to my distress signal.

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>>43077291
>>43077324
>>43077332
>drives: dead
>ship: drifting
>escape pods: sabotaged
>crew: so very happy to see you
make it dark and humid for the extra fear/stress factor

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>>43077341
>season finale is anon muttering to himself that sometimes he wishes he never hired those automatons not knowing his elbow has been accidentally nudging the intercom button the entire time
Guess it makes sense as to why they went crazy...

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>>43077353
>emergency light strobing while sirens blare
>see automatons at the end of the hall
>every time the light flashes they're a little closer

[Anonymous No.]

>>43077329
Fuckin-, where was Sec?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43077368
you replaced them with robut

[Anonymous No.]

>>43077375
Oh great, Sec borged themselves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43077281
Based, and love that big oni would get my pelvis shattered to dust by her 10/10

[Anonymous No.]

>search for fish girl lewds
>95% is gura
i mean i don't hate her but i want some variety, especially with more monstery bits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43077396
Welcome to unpopular girl hell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43077405
i have this habit of liking very unpopular stuff in everything so it never gets much attention

[Anonymous No.]

>>43077353
>covered in sweat and gripping a small emergency glow stick you make your way down one of the ship's maintenance corridors
>some of the containers have life support , if you can salvage enough parts to make a distress beacon you can use one of them as a makeshift escape pod
>suddenly the corridor is bathed in red light
>you turn to see two bright lights gazing at you from the darkness
>"~captain"

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>>43077411
>Anon having to fight his way through the ship looking for an escape as he's hounded by hordes of Automatons and cybernetically enhanced monster girls
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JiQHBGfYr0g

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>>43077411
I for one would welcome my autonomaton wives

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>>43077472
Same.
We can make an AI supership together and cruise the stars, creating new automaton foundries on new worlds and making new children to build and take to the stars in their own ships with their artificial wombs.

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>>43077482
Truly a house of suns

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>>43077472
yeah but the fear and the hunt makes it hotter

[Anonymous No.]

Welcome to your first lesson in Hakutaku sensei's class. She has much to teach you and is very eager to do so.
Please open up your pants to page 8=D please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43077522
Senzei, my pands only have bage :DDDD

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>>43077522
no but I will deploy the GremTech auto-milker 90,000 deluxe on ultra drain setting

[Anonymous No.]

>>43077386
big and strong, that's how we like 'em

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>>43076582
no incest

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>>43077544
how will she deal with that?

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>>43077544
Wonder how many smart cows have a deep fetish about getting milked until they're just mere cows

[Anonymous No.]

>>43077552
>tfw no big Mclarge huge strong fat oni shogun gf

[Anonymous No.]

>>43077603
The concept of being used as mere female livestock would probably make a lot of beastgirls secretly wet. Sensei not excluded.

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>>43077603
Probably about the same as Kunoichi who have a fetish for being captured and dominated by their 'target'

[Anonymous No.]

>>43077646
>succubus learns ninjitsu
>kunoichi seething because their entire gimmick being stolen

[Anonymous No.]

>>43077646
>tfw want to actually have fun raping the kunoichi sensei
>build is complete shit so it's not fun at all to play

[Anonymous No.]

>>43076267
The majority of the lore is world building that you are free to ignore as long as you don't do the shit that other people have told you are verboten

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>>43077674
Go with allure, and int mage, and maybe power so you can get the Beris stuff. I love her

[Anonymous No.]

>>43077621
Yes but it's gotta hit harder for a smart cow, imagine being one of the smartest monsters and fucked so hard all you can think about is being a mere cow, gotta add to it

[Anonymous No.]

Gonna airdrop deep behind enemy lines, in the middle of the cowlands
Wish me luck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43077613
Every day without being pinned down by a big huge strongfat oni is indeed pain

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>>43077726
You know that's all rolling fields and pastures, right? There's going to be a cow circle a hundred feet in diameter by the time you hit the ground.

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>>43077552
And slightly mean but loving

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>>43077725
Heck, isn't that their thing anyway? Teaching couples (and their husbands) how better to love one another? "The student becoming the master" and absolutely breaking them for hours at a time has to be a common fetish.

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>>43077720
You can just take sadist to get the Beris stuff.

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>>43077732
Then I must dive and land before they see me.

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>>43077731
>lying on her while she reclines in a hot spring after coming back from a long campaign
>watching her drink more and more sake knowing that you're going to have to come back to the spring to rinse off once she gets drunk enough

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>>43077737
Really? Goddamn it, never took that perk because I rarely use pain skills. Tech would probably be better than

[Anonymous No.]

>>43077731
Such Oni are incredibly weak to affection
A kiss on the cheek will surely stun them

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>>43077748
Pretty sure the only reason you'd have to put points into power is if you want to give the blue oni a good massage.

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>dime-a-dozen F2P mobile game pops up on phone
>Typical Zipangu app with cheesy animations and big titted ninja girls
>Game revolves around capturing and 'breaking' enemy Ninja girls I to your loyal servants/warlords/breeding factories
>Start playing the game in free time, it's pretty fun
>Lots of ways to break the girls on, from seduction to mind control, with tons of unique dialogue and plenty of hot animations
After they're loyal you use them as pawns to fight other warlords armies, leveling them as you go
>Dialogue is so realistic it almost feels like talking to a real person, the chatbot they implemented is pretty immersive
>One day after having thoroughly pleasure 3 high-yield ninja girls into your personal servants, you get a letter in the mail
>All-expense-paid trip to Zipangu to promote the game
>Tfw you are greatest by your three heroines at the guest house
>Tfw they're looking forward to being "broken" again

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>>43077823
nice

but what about the dragon

[Anonymous No.]

I'm not sure if it's healthy for a tail fetishist like me to go around looking at fat tails because I just end being pent up

[Anonymous No.]

>>43077823
I wish I had 5 million power in this game.

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[Anonymous No.]

I hate the shitposters, but I must say if the portals ever open, I will shitpost on 4mon and try to get correction from a bunch of neet dorks

[Anonymous No.]

>>43077848
Just embrace it.

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>>43074559
>>43075007
>A fine piece of jailbait, from a more civilized age. We taught her to grip her weapon backwards like a dildo, and since she was constantly doing acrobatics (part of official warrior "training" of course) you'd get a glimpse of her pussy mid-fight as she'd do a flip while slicing a Dark Beast in half, it was ridiculous, like a constant porno, you have no idea.
>And she was a good friend.

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>>43077112
I want to do the same to a zombie and see how long it takes her to react

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>>43078148
She would probably just groan happily, at least until you fuck her way more

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>>43077848
Take a big bite out of one

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>>43074674
what did you do with her paws??

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>>43078148
Man, that Tanuki wasn't kidding when she told me that she had some secret zombie program to show me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43077761
>single onis brooding while they watch their battle-scarred companion Eskimo kiss her husband while she holds him up to her face

[Anonymous No.]

>>43078005
mge gator when

[Anonymous No.]

>travel the world with your cait sith wife
>have to stop at all the sushi restaurants
>get cut off from cat kingdom funds
>turns into a river boat trip where you have to learn to fish
>she doesn't
>she's just going to be eating the entire time
>whether that's fish or you depends on how much fish you catch

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>>43078351
I'm going to the Oni village right now.

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>>43078434
>hello, yes, I'm here to find a cute wife and do cute things to her
>cut to Anon tied to a post while the village holds a savage martial arts tournament for his hand
>the winner yanks the pole straight out of the ground and takes her Anon kebab back to her house

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>>43078450
Cry at any point and the tournament is in shambles

[Anonymous No.]

>>43078000
Most of the shitposters are just tourists, a bored namefag, and discordtroons not even worth giving attention to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43078450
>winner goes up to anon and proudly claims her victory for his hand
>"Wow! I sure am lucky for getting such a cute wife!"
>blushing oni runs off with anon

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>>43078466
>there's only one way to settle this
>yeah...
>you guys aren't going to fight, right? I don't want anyone to get hurt
>...n-no
>we were going to...
>play shogi!
>yeah, shogi
>oni have to pretend like they know how the game works while an increasingly skeptical Anon scrutinizes their play

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>>43078493
Go back to /v/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43078450
Im going to instead, say i want a wife and im willing to fight for her
All im going to do is dodge until the poor oni gets exhausted

[Anonymous No.]

>>43078497
>oni are characterized a certain way
>ignore that and write this
Does the submissive hellhound pop out soon?

[Anonymous No.]

what if anon became evil lord of the land? would there be a monster hero party to take him down?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43078523
>blubbery sumo oni on the verge of collapse
>dodge roll chad Anon starts emoting at her

[Anonymous No.]

>>43078533
>oni falls over exhausted
>crawl on top of her, kiss her on the cheek and cuddle
>oni is now paralyzed

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>>43078547
You sick fuck. I'll bet you're going to let her use you as a pillow too while you play with her hair

[Anonymous No.]

>>43078553
Yes, but she has to live with the shame of the whole audience still watching her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43078527
I hope so, she's my favorite.

[Anonymous No.]

Small loli oni

[Anonymous No.]

>>43078493
I mean agreed, but still. Does not change the fact they're annoying, and that I want to be gangraped a angry neet dark mage

[Anonymous No.]

>>43078516
You first.

[Anonymous No.]

>Anubis daughter goes to elementary school
>Teacher mentions she's not feeling well because she blew out her back
>"But Mrs. Stackler, my mommy says that my daddy blows out her back every night and she seems really happy about it!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>43078582
It's been four days. I don't understand how they're still going.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43078527
Did KC ever actually ask what happens when you use a raging shroom on a hound? Always wondered.
Hellhounds and onis are very different though, I could see a submissive oni being a thing, but I can't really see a super dominant lizardman for example.

[Anonymous No.]

clingy flowkelp gf

[Anonymous No.]

>>43078570
>Anon becomes the onis defacto defensive teahcer along with his wife being the offensive one
>Every trainee wished to have the skills of both to get their man in the future
>He also has many kids, most of his duagthers went the way of their mother but the runt of the family, Little Sona took up the mantle of the dancing wind of the oni tribe

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>>43078596
Just tell bollocks to fuck off and he'll cry about it in one of the discords

[Anonymous No.]

>>43078596
Zoomers are the worst thing to happen to the internet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43078637
I don't know who that is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43078600
>ninja Anon specializes in taking down larger foes
>has defeated dozens of oni
>dex 2 stronk
>gets confronted by an oni from dodge Anon's tribe
>thinks she's going to be a pushover like the others
>oni winds up an attack
>easy dodge, could see the swing coming even if he was blind
>ninja Anon rolls to avoid the attack
>oni doesn't swing
>wut
>brings her club down for a frame-perfect hit just as the ninja's i-frames run out
>k.o'd instantly since he has 0 vitality (lmao)
>yet another arrogant dex goblin claimed for the Shogunate

[Anonymous No.]

The thread that never dies

[Anonymous No.]

>Oni wife gets uppity
>grab pudge and kiss cheek
>Oni wife pacified

[Anonymous No.]

>>43078758
Why no throw beans at her as punishment

[Anonymous No.]

give me story recommendations

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw no fat bogie wife

[Anonymous No.]

I maintain that tubby cheshire wife and strongthick jinko wife is best combo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43078771
Because she is your wife, be nice to her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43078773
Bogie and Bogey compete over who can most effectively "fix" anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43078773
Buddhist monk vs Shinto foxgirl after portals open.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43078771
BEAN HER WITH BEANS

https://files.catbox.moe/7pytxx.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>43078773
Burning edge

[Anonymous No.]

After this oni greentext fiasco I desperately hope it's a troll or I wonder if some of you are genuinely mentally retarded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43075621
Seconding >>43075596

[Anonymous No.]

>>43078805
?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43078773
Griffon fighting with Dragon over a man's hand in marriage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43078805
What the fuck are you talking about?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43078805
>anon doesn't know what gap moe is
buddy...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43078811
>>43078816
>>43078822
why do you still reply
it has been MONTHS of his autistic schizo ranting

[Anonymous No.]

>*grabs her pudge*
>*smooches her*
teehee uwu

[Anonymous No.]

>>43078825
Nigga, WHO. Stop these schizo accusation posts.

[Anonymous No.]

we're all mad here

[Anonymous No.]

>>43078889
>t. redcap

[Anonymous No.]

do you prefer no ass big tits, or no tits big ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43078910
Neither, obviously.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43078889
I am the madness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43078910
2nd

[Anonymous No.]

>>43078910
2nd, tits are nice but no ass makes an anon sad

[Anonymous No.]

>>43078910
BIG TITS. no ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43078931
why, that looks horiblle

[Anonymous No.]

>>43078934
I like boobies! And I've just never really been an ass man.

[Anonymous No.]

i need milky tits with inverted nips and massive thighed monsters

[Anonymous No.]

Fuck MGE's rules if I saw an absolute piece of shit who treated me like crap get a hot wife while I got nothing I'd put a bullet in him and his wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43079061
by the rules of MGE you wouldn't "got nothing "

[Anonymous No.]

43079061
damn, bet you never had a father

[Anonymous No.]

>>43078756
Has it just been a really slow day on /jp/ or did the vtumors sperg out and get half the catalog purged again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43079074
Probably the latter, we are even this far down just because there appear to be some low post count 2hu threads.

[Anonymous No.]

>43079061
What are you going on about now, you know what why do I bother I’m just responding to a possible shitpost.