Monster Girl Thread

[Anonymous No.]

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[Anonymous No.]

i require hag wolves

[Anonymous No.]

Begone chesh, this is a serious monster thread for serious monsters

[Anonymous No.]

Hebi rules all!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43090558
I am unrepentantly hebiphobic

[Anonymous No.]

>>43090558
hebi shall not rule me

[Anonymous No.]

>>43090563
>>43090560
hebi is good!

[Betty Fischer No.]

Tell more comfy stories about life in the trailer park.<div class="xa23b"><span class="xa23t"></span><span class="xa23i"></span></div>

[Anonymous No.]

>>43090575
the grill is always there and ready right outside

[Anonymous No.]

>>43090573
hebi is mean

[Anonymous No.]

>>43090575
be careful when the sandworm is coming and going or you might drop some dishes

[Anonymous No.]

>>43090575
I hear the owner of that there trailer park is a very tempermental, southern gator gal.

[Anonymous No.]

Automata are Humanity's future.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43090575
i'd live in a trailer park with a vamp mosquito wife and live that trailer trash life

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Now that the dust has settled, what was her fucking problem?

[Anonymous No.]

snek

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43090651
Ah! My desktop icons!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43090647
Long-nosed Wock is cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43090647
caloric intake

[Anonymous No.]

>>43090663
Your computer files aren't the only thing you are about to lose

[Anonymous No.]

>>43090686
no way ran hips fit through my screen

[Anonymous No.]

>>43090686
I won't accept any girl with breasts so small she's able to crawl through my monitor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43090573
good for nothing, lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>43090575
The gator in the trailer next door makes a mean gumbo, and she always gives me some when she makes it. She also floats around in her pool naked, and I'm pretty sure she knows I watch her

[Anonymous No.]

>>43090671
>everyone thinks that Mrs. Wock's blubbery body is the result of mamono mana sculpting her into her husband's ideal form
>it's actually corn syrup

[Anonymous No.]

Why does Ms. Cat keep staring at me like this. What did I do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43090760
Pinch the back of her neck

[Anonymous No.]

>>43090769
You now have a very large kot kept under control, but she's still glaring at you, the second you loosen your hold she'll pounce.
A "holding a tiger by the tail" scenario.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43090820
>living in Kitty City
>not carrying a binder clip to put on the back of kot necks
NGMI. You're going to be Molly'd in less than a week

[Anonymous No.]

>>43090844
>Get a nice mask
>Buy clothes pins in bulk
>Head off to Kitty City
>Proceed to paralyze every kot you come across so you may rob the city blind
Every Kot shudders in fear when walking past a dark alley, after all, they never know if The Deactivator lurks in the shadows
But none of them ever suspected their mild mannered neighbor Anon is behind the largest crime spree since the 'nip prohibition days

[Breathfag No.]

I wanna sniff danuki breath!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43090869
>wealthy cat is being driven back to her mansion
>a man runs out of an alleyway in a panic
>nearly gets hit by the car
>chafuer stops just in time
>man runs over to her window begging for help
>it looks like he's homeless
>explains that someone is after him and that they want to hurt him
>rich cat tells him to get in
>doesn't want him to get hurt (and he's easy on the eyes too)
>Anon gets in
>thanks her profusely and tells her a tale of woe about how he ended up penniless and homeless
>rich cat demands that he stay with her for the night (and maybe a bit longer)
>Anon flirts with her all the way back to her place
>rich cat puts on her best liengere and perfume while he showers up
>goes to "check on her guest" to make sure he's comfortable
>as she opens the door to his room, she feels a pinch on the back of her neck
>next thing she knows her servant is standing over her
>says she found her with a clothespin on her neck
>the guy robbed her blind and escaped into the night
>the Cat Burglar has struck again

[Anonymous No.]

>>43090923
>giving older ladies hope like this and then disappearing
this man will have to take responsibility, sooner or later

[Anonymous No.]

I want to love the snake types but I am too much of a butt lover. If Lamia types have snake cloaca and that shit's positioned at the front, ho can I love them from behind?
What do I do, I am in great mental pain

[Anonymous No.]

>>43090558
In the future, all males will be married to Hebis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43090934
They would hunt him down but they're all too busy fantasizing about him returning in the night to slake his lusts on their helpless bodies or capturing him in their dungeons so that they can slowly break through his roguish charms and reform him into a gentleman (but not too much of a gentleman).

[Taylor Haley No.]

>>43090707
Its your job to get her pregnant and make them bigger, bakaanon
I swear.
Anons make posts like this and wonder why mons rape them.<div class="xa23b"><span class="xa23t"></span><span class="xa23i"></span></div>

[Anonymous No.]

>>43090978
Heh I like this April's fool event

[Anonymous No.]

>>43090938
congrats, showing the the one snake worse than alice

[Anonymous No.]

>>43090978
Show tits

[Anonymous No.]

>>43090987
No snake is worse than Alice

[Anonymous No.]

>>43090987
>worse
Nope, she doesn't kill anyone, unlike the vore snake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43090987
>Bitch snake that ate Luka when talking broke down
Vs
>Hyperslut futa snake that turns humans into futas and also rapes little boys in the ass

Fuck comparisons, both are shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43091006
Alice never ate Luka, they joined forces and traveled the world together as a lovey-dovey bakaouple. Any other ending is non-canon and not the true ending.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43091015
Remember anon
Its the fact that it exists thats the problem
its not that it happened, its the very notion that it could of happend that makes it just as bad as if it actually did

[Anonymous No.]

>>43090987
Anon It was just an example of a snake butt, now please, solve the initial problem

[Anonymous No.]

>>43090978
I really wanna make a monster girl chat bot but all the AI sites lobotomized their bots so they can say anything sexual or ""controversial"".

[Anonymous No.]

>>43091023
He's just butt hurt he got butt fucked

[Anonymous No.]

>Jojo part 6 six came and went
>Not a single KABUTOMUSHI during its run.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43091025
Keep an eye out. A couple weeks back gpt4 had a free and unfiltered trial. It was great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43091035
Good.
Part 6 had the gayest villian in every sense of the word.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43091041
i enjoyed the sfx for heavy weather, i wonder if there is a test to see what stand you'd have but trying to fill it out from the perspective of a monstergirl to see what they'd get.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43090978
Show us your metallic tits, Taylor!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43091022
Maybe for you, I like to think of it as a simple test. There is little happiness unless one completes their journey.
Alice is a good girl.
Also consider this: tail pussy

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

I am Robototron
Exoskeletitanium
I am cyborg champion
I am Robototron

[Anonymous No.]

Why do my salamander nemesis keep fighting me in progressively less and less armor?
She's basically naked at this point

[Anonymous No.]

starting to see a handful of hellhounds here and there as opposed to rarely seeing mge stuff unless i specifically look for it, some kind of popularity spike?

[Clare Perry No.]

>>43091172
She's taunting you anon!
She's saying "i can take you even without any armor cause you can't land a single blow on me anyways, foolish human!"
Are you gonna take that?!<div class="xa23b"><span class="xa23t"></span><span class="xa23i"></span></div>

[Anonymous No.]

>>43091178
Hellhounds were always pretty much the public face of MGE

[Anonymous No.]

>>43091163
Beeb boop
>>43091172
By lowering her defense, she increases her offense!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43091183
is being raped by a big wolfgirl the basic bitch male fantasy then?

[Anonymous No.]

it's so cute that Automaton-chan posts here with us today!

[Jason Reilly No.]

>>43091182
She already lost due to her going full glass cannon and now she's yapping on about how she needs even less armor to beat me now.
At least that what I think she's saying, hard to tell when her mouth of full of my cum<div class="xa23b"><span class="xa23t"></span><span class="xa23i"></span></div>

[Anonymous No.]

i love human women so much it's unreal

[Anonymous No.]

>>43090573
>hebi is good
But elves are better

[Anonymous No.]

>>43091403
you mean the worst race?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43091415
And they are still better than hebi

[Anonymous No.]

>>43091415
accept it elves mog all other monster girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>43091461
at being unlikeable

[Anonymous No.]

>>43091474
Jealous?

[Anonymous No.]

I'm gonna tell a malef I think she's alright, like not as good as a wurm but a lot better than a sith.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43091483
no but i'll compliment them for being such terrible people and managing to be so unworthy of respect if they achieved this without also being dishonest

[Anonymous No.]

>>43090558
Basilisk is best hebi

[Anonymous No.]

Snakes are scary though.

[Anonymous No.]

We need a less scary Eros hebi

[Jose Parsons No.]

>>43091962
Sounds more scary, If anythin<div class="xa23b"><span class="xa23t"></span><span class="xa23i"></span></div>

[Anonymous No.]

>>43091172
Most armors grant a defence skill penalty, making it harder to dodge attacks, at the cost of protecting from attacks you do get hit by. Your Salamander rival is basically going for a dodge-tank build, with clothes and weapons and trinkets that grant def.skill. Next time you see her don't be surprised when none of your attacks hit and she gets her sweet revenge on you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43091550
ha
what happened an elf rejected your fat ass?
Get to the gym and start eating healthy

[Anonymous No.]

Tell me about the soft cows.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43092175
No, I will tell you about smart cows. Like miss Haku that is still mad you haven't turned in your homework

[Anonymous No.]

>>43092253
And I never will, dropping out of school wasn't my choice.
She needs to let go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43092156
Needn't interact with them, they're garbage behavior is perfectly visible from observing.

[jo No.]

>>43092006
just wondering how do i pull that gpt-4chan off

[Anonymous No.]

>>43091172
Female armor gets smaller the higher level and stronger it is

[Clara Willis No.]

hellhounds and monsters like that have masssive bushes and a very pronounced treasure trail as well<div class="xa23b"><span class="xa23t"></span><span class="xa23i"></span></div>

[Anonymous No.]

>>43092561
Pretty hot

[Anonymous No.]

>>43092287
I feel like Ms Haku takes a drop out as a personal insult.
Hell, depending on how wine-drunk she is, she ight just say fuck it and come to your house and start teaching you algebra then and there

[Anonymous No.]

>>43092561
What about old foxes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43092625
they do too as well as being a bit flabby

[Anonymous No.]

>>43092561
This is why razors were invented

[Anonymous No.]

>>43092561
>>43092650
yuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>43092671
party pooper

[Anonymous No.]

She seems oddly excited

[Anonymous No.]

Just throw me in the middle of Raccoon City and forget about me

[Anonymous No.]

As an experienced runner, I have never been caught by any Mamono that has evee tried to catch me. The last time a monster tried to catch me it was a Hellhound and I ran 7 miles until she was exhausted and left in the dust. My body is the peak of humanity and my legs are each more powerful than an fully grown elephant individual. Even if a Mamono managed to catch me the sheer amount of sweat my body produces when running such lengths would make me far too slippery and they would slide right off.

Can't catch me whores, I'm the running man. Jogging is the point of my existence. No wives, no children, just running and nike gear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43092712
>He hasn't met a cockatrice
see ya future chicken butt chaser

[Edmund Mckee No.]

You can now drink mofu.<div class="xa23b"><span class="xa23t"></span><span class="xa23i"></span></div>

[Anonymous No.]

>>43092727
Think I couldn't outrun a Cockatrice? I'll show you fag.
I'm going to go find a cockatrice now and outrun her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43092769
>And thats how my pride and hubris got me laid and how i met your mother, kids

[Anonymous No.]

>>43092727
Ah, Chicken Chaser. The greatest hero Albion has ever known.

[John Carmack No.]

What's going on?

[Cameron King No.]

>>43092822
Oh hey it's John Carmack! Tell us about Doom's level design!<div class="xa23b"><span class="xa23t"></span><span class="xa23i"></span></div>

[Anonymous No.]

>>43091025
I thought AI source code got leaked already?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43091197
It's because they're strong, dominant, and protective anon. They were one of my favorites for those reasons alone, also the idea of a borderline feral hound dragging me back to their rape cave and fucking me until I'm their domesticated pet is hot

[Anonymous No.]

Kamaitachis need at least three times more love than they already have.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43092712
>Anon eventually runs into a basilisk
>Can't even move his big toe before he's writhing on the ground
I hope you like coils anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>43092830
The level design was mostly done by John Romero and Sandy Peterson. Romero leaving id was a big part of why nobody remembers Quake 2.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43092970
Nerd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43092867
Even if it did, you still need training data and ChatGPT and all who follow it have a head start, making them always better than any source code fork. At least that's how I understand it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43093006
Is that wan The same size as the basketball hoop

[Anonymous No.]

>>43093006
>no hint of treasure trail
is inferior hellhound

[Anonymous No.]

>>43093017
It's a kindergarten court

[Anonymous No.]

>>43092970
>>43093006
>Hellhound's About To Make You Her Bitch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43093006
Miss you're going to have to leave. "Dunking on" six year olds is frankly disgusting.

[Anonymous No.]

>try to kiss your cu sith wife
>If you go straight you hit her nose too fast
>Can't go in from the top
>Angling your head won't help much
>Approach from the bottom isn't very romantic
How do I tactfully bring up getting snout reduction surgery?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43092970
I want to play Quake with Gazer

[Anonymous No.]

>>43093081
You should fuck off to /trash/, that's what

[Anonymous No.]

>marry the smoke hobo who you found hanging out on the couch one day
>ask her if that hundred demon night parade thing she mentioned is literal
>she just smiles at you

[Anonymous No.]

>>43093221
It would have been better if the night parade was something she already had and not a harem of concubines you attract through force of your slimeball politician charisma.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43090573
There is no wrong way to enjoy hebi.
>Hebi shrine maiden
>Hebi transfer student
>Hebi childhood friend
>Hebi stalker

[Anonymous No.]

>>43093332
>>Hebi stalker
that's a tautology

[Guadalupe Conway No.]

>>43093332
Hebi transfer student who's been hanging out with the pyrows.<div class="xa23b"><span class="xa23t"></span><span class="xa23i"></span></div>

[Anonymous No.]

>>43093332
Even Hebi bully?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43093384
I never knew I wanted a gyaru hebi.

>>43093396
What can she do? Squeeze you with her tail and call you a nerd?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43093098
>Quake
lame and boring like gazer

[Anonymous No.]

>live in polluted part of city
>on the run from slimes again from the fourth time this week
>run through an alleyway to the rear entrance of a club and barge in for shelter
>jazzy muffled music in the background
>open door and a gooey purple glob instantly fills your view as you plow directly into a dark slime’s bosom
>her face contorts into a smug grin as she starts singing while you’re trying to claw your way out of her sticky grasp
>slime band starts a theatrical piece as you’re utterly squeezed and sucked and fucked dry in an almost comical manner
>she starts singing too
>OIL AND GRIME, POISON SLUDGE, DIESEL CLOUDS AND NOXIOUS MUCK, SLIME BENEATH ME, SLIME UP ABOVE, YOU’LL LOVE MY TOXIC LOVE

[Anonymous No.]

You get Cheshire wife but she fat hairy old and a total neet virgin

[Anonymous No.]

>>43093562
Wouldnt I get sick?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43093758
Mamanobama my man
You’ll be immune as long as you’re balls deep in slime pussy

[Anonymous No.]

>>43093758
don't worry, any form of succusex cures sepsis

[Anonymous No.]

>>43090650
I read "Fortnite" as "Fornicate" and I am disappointed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43093744
I dunno, sounds too good to be true.

[Myron Bean No.]

>>43093941
She also loves synthwave<div class="xa23b"><span class="xa23t"></span><span class="xa23i"></span></div>

[Anonymous No.]

My automaton is powered by GPT-4

[Anonymous No.]

>>43093941
Anon? do you have something to tell the class?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43090542

[Anonymous No.]

Being a undead incubus sound nice. Not having to worry about eating, sleeping or even breathing.
How do I explain to my wife I want her to kill me?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43094148
I don't care who the eros cult sends. I'm not falling in love

[Anonymous No.]

>>43094164
something about that smile

[Anonymous No.]

>>43094121
To this day I just can't deal with AI images. I just hate this so much

[Anonymous No.]

>>43094256
In ten years the machine will replace most art so get used to it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43094256
It's shit because after the first 20, the novelty wears off and it all looks the fucking same with that glossy texture on everything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43094186
>Eros is getting more an more frustrated that anon just won't dick a monster girl already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43094121
post this shit on /g/, or somewhere else where it belongs

[Anonymous No.]

>>43094246

[Anonymous No.]

Morning, worms!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43094297
My biggest frustration was that I tried to use it and I quickly realized how limited it is.
Sure, solo pinups works pretty okay, but if you want a specific character you're gonna spend so much time just trying to get it right. And god forbid you try to do more than one character or have them interact with another character.
I'll give it around 5 years before it really starts to get good, but right now it's just to limited and too generic to be of any real value

[Anonymous No.]

Missouri has decided to stop funding public libraries. Now where will you meet cute bookworms?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43094357
At the library since I'm not american.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43094357
>Now where will you meet cute bookworms?
gotta do it the old fashioned way. Grab your shovel and pair of clothes you don't mind getting dirty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43094357
college and private library

[Anonymous No.]

>>43094332
Miss gazer isn't very nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>43094102
No, I'm not in school anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43094332
>>43094418
This is why Miss Wock is more popular, she knows how to greet someone in the morning!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43094464
Both are gross with gross tentacles.
Gross yucky ew.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43094464
Wocks morning frenching is a verty goofd way to wake up

[Anonymous No.]

On the DOTR you will be claimed by a snake

[Anonymous No.]

>>43094464
How does miss wock wake people up?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43094571
Snakes are scary!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43094585
By snoring really loudly

[Anonymous No.]

>>43094571
No I won't.

[Anonymous No.]

Your Hinezumi personal trainer has been putting you through oddly specific exercises for your training! She keeps making you work on your hips and legwork! And now she wants you to hit the showers up with her at the same time! Boys and girls aren't supposed to be in the same showers, right?! Aren't you starting to suspect this mouse is up to something devious...?

[Anonymous No.]

this fox is plotting something

[Anonymous No.]

>>43094148
well i'm convinced

[Anonymous No.]

>>43094627
it's just your imagination

[Anonymous No.]

>>43094164
Here’s a better snek.

[Anonymous No.]

I hear tales of the 3m tall cow...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43094667
that was debunked, it ended up being 2 cows in a trenchcoat

[Anonymous No.]

>>43094627
Hebis and Foxes working together to kidnap soon to be husbands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43094611
hey, she's the boss - why would she train me wrong? she constantly says she wants to witness my top performance and go beyond that

[Anonymous No.]

>>43094691
No...
All hope is lost...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43094691
>The flattest one has the best proportions
Cows, man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43094627

[Anonymous No.]

>>43094148
I really wish you had given me time to post this myself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43094627
There is only one thing to do with boobs that big.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43094627
You aren't so weak as to lose to the fox paizuri, are you anon? Only pathetic men lose to the fox paizuri and if they do they belong to the fox for the rest of their life after!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43094715
>flattest cow on the ranch
>always self conscious
>doesn't have to order custom bras
>young girls training bras are bigger than hers
"flat" cows really love attention

[Anonymous No.]

My last commission. By the incredible Skai! Say hello to Voso! This time a surprise for Magus.

Thank you so much for all you bring to the community. It would be a much colder world without your stories.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43094332
Waking up to the wonderful cooking of my gazer wife! Gazer goo pudding, just like the last 7 times she's offered to make food for me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43094148
>>43094804
That's a scary knife

[Frank Mcmillan No.]

>>43094798
must be so hard for the poor moo moo
imagine only having an H cup, gonna offer her massage to make her breasts grow, so she can stop being a pettanko<div class="xa23b"><span class="xa23t"></span><span class="xa23i"></span></div>

[Anonymous No.]

>>43094804
while not in line with most of demons conventional forms of persuasion, knives work pretty good

[Anonymous No.]

>>43094829
You go Frank! Everyone knows your breast massages are the best! You're a legend across the entire holstaur plains.

[Lowell Wilkerson No.]

>>43094804
Kek, this was already posted.<div class="xa23b"><span class="xa23t"></span><span class="xa23i"></span></div>

[Anonymous No.]

43094777
kys giantessfag

[Howard Greene No.]

>>43094813
Your Gazer must be faulty. Mine is a terrific chef.<div class="xa23b"><span class="xa23t"></span><span class="xa23i"></span></div>

[Anonymous No.]

>>43094798
Ah, another insecure bangin' hot chick. Marvelous.

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine PTA meetings with a naked lamia mom.

[Anonymous No.]

The mask stays on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43094897
Wearing the mask isn't going to be enough to stop the spread of human-fox couples.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43094897
Nice ass. Shame she's an evil fox.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43094897
But I can't kiss her with the mask on.
>The mask stays on the other side of the room

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43094922
there's plenty of other spots to kiss

[Anonymous No.]

>>43094894
It’s probably not considered that odd for monsters.

>>43094916
Even better

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

I lost to the new world boss in the starting zone! Our marriage will be happening in two weeks, and you're all invited.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43094894
Why is snek nekkid

[Anonymous No.]

>>43094816
>knife
Don't worry, anon. It's demon silver

[Anonymous No.]

>>43094916
evil just makes it better. the penis will get bigger as she lists off all her evil deeds

[Anonymous No.]

>>43094693
A fragile alliance, they shall tear each other apart in paranoia before they kidnap their soon to be husband

[Anonymous No.]

Monster girls stink!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43094897
but the panties come off

[Anonymous No.]

>>43095027
Of course they do. Monsters never invented soap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43095027
stink good

[Anonymous No.]

>>43094976
I feel like this is a trap for single anons to get married to her underlings

[Anonymous No.]

>>43095027
High orc bait

[Anonymous No.]

>>43094997
>The evil deads in question
>She didn't put the shopping cart back in the rack
>She doesn't look both ways before crossing the street
>She will use your phone until it's dead and not charge it for you
Truly a vile monster

[Anonymous No.]

>>43095070
marriage ceremonies are considered S-rank for single male adventurers

[Anonymous No.]

Have to do fetch quests in the starter town because the gates are being camped.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43095116
well atleast they are polite enough to wait outside and not barge into your room

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43095130
I'll take the blue eyed elf.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43095145
love a happy ending

[Anonymous No.]

>>43095127
Only because orcs are not allowed inside at all anymore.
Quests here are no longer giving decent xp, guess I'll take the portal to the zipangu town, maybe they're faring better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43095145
Thats a lotta babies

[Anonymous No.]

>>43095127
>porcer when I say "come kiss me, if you're my little oinkin piggie"

[Anonymous No.]

How do I explain to the nice succubus officer that I'm not harboring any virgins in my appeasement?
It's actually me but I falsified all the records so they don't find out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43095161
>take the portal to zipangu town
>first thing you see is mofu as you get abducted
never stood a chance

[Anonymous No.]

>>43095185
Couldn't they be able to smell it on you, your virginity? I feel like lying about it to a monstergirl wouldn't last very long at all.

[Alma Parrish No.]

>>43095161
Anon no! It's an endgame area not just physically but mentally too! You'll get tricked and claimed by sneaky monsters, let alone the more powerful ones!<div class="xa23b"><span class="xa23t"></span><span class="xa23i"></span></div>

[Anonymous No.]

>>43094986

[Anonymous No.]

>>43095190
>Fox hags camping the very portal
I should've known...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43095190
oh noooooo

[Anonymous No.]

>>43095185
Anon you didn't hear? They have a flayer employee that they send people like you too just to check if you're lying

[Anonymous No.]

>>43095220
>smugcubus watches and her smile gets bigger the longer the interrogation process goes on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43095220
But I like it when officer succubus comes around...

[Anonymous No.]

I want to pet a shark.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43095256
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vNkK80CXPA

[Gerardo York No.]

>>43095198
make up a story about having a childhood friend and show her your purity ring. she'll have no recourse<div class="xa23b"><span class="xa23t"></span><span class="xa23i"></span></div>

[Anonymous No.]

>>43095204
should i watch jashin chan dropkick?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43095253
>being a naughty boy on purpose just to see officer succubus
jeez just ask her out already

[Anonymous No.]

>>43095326
she keeps confiscating my levels

[Anonymous No.]

>>43095366
You were holding on to illegal levels anon, everyone knows human boys are only allowed to be level 1

[Anonymous No.]

>>43093332
Anon, it's all the same girl. You can't keep falling for this. Even she's starting to question if you're actually this dumb, and she knows more about you than you do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43095244
Need a smugcubus
>>43095253
The flayer can tell, she's already planning a date for you two

[Anonymous No.]

You guys are lucky, losing to starting zone monsters. I ended up losing to the angel in the tutorial level!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43095389
This is outrageous, I'm starting a rebellion against monsters! Men deserve freedom and rights!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43095493
Wow anon, now how did that happen?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43095496
you have freedom and rights
the freedom to be spoiled by monsters and the right to be loved by monsters

[Anonymous No.]

>>43095524
Her wing hug grapple did so much pleasure damage when it hit, I assumed she was an enemy you were supposed to lose to!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43095525
Those boobs are too big. That succuslut needs constant levitation magic on her tits just to stay upright.

[Sophie Whitney No.]

>>43095525
such tyranny<div class="xa23b"><span class="xa23t"></span><span class="xa23i"></span></div>

[Anonymous No.]

>>43095493
is that the girl from angel beats?

[Anonymous No.]

I know this may garner hate from the community, but I've decided to take my content in a different direction. Monster girls are simply past their prime, and I need to move on to new things if I'm to survive as an artist.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/46174033

Fist chapter is out, more to come soon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43094395
Sorry anon, but you ARE going to Missouri

[Anonymous No.]

>>43094804
Thanks man! She looks great. I saw the one earlier and thought, "Is that her? Nah, no way." Lmao. What a cute little sadist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43095657
kek, quality shitpost

[Anonymous No.]

>>43095657
Can't believe we lost another one...
Hey, at least the action is good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43095657
oh no no no no no incubus bros, this can't be happening...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43095657
that's too long, i can't read all that

[Anonymous No.]

>>43095256
You should. Sharks are good girls and deserve pets.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43095657
Writing this in Wurmtongue was a bold choice

[Anonymous No.]

>>43095674
Without monsters we all live in miser-, I mean Missouri.

[Anonymous No.]

>extremist monsters are shown a video everytime a disaster happens here
>a riot afterwards everytime

[Anonymous No.]

>>43095865
Let's show extremist monsters how much microplastics we consume and the lowered sperm counts they cause.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43095865
might be fun to corrupt ms undine that happens to be upstream of an order settlement

[Anonymous No.]

>>43095900
>Anon is cooking dinner at 5am
>his hellhound wife crawls through the front door exhausted after her riot police shift
>crashes into Anon's chest and refuses to move
>"it was microplastics this time"

[Anonymous No.]

>>43095900
>portals open
>get snagged by a lich
>she's so excited to finally get some dick
>freezes up when you cum inside her
>scoops some of your semen out and takes it over to a microscope
>makes a call
>you can hear shouting over the phone
>turns out mamono can sense the change in sperm count
>and they are NOT happy
>monsters start dumping sperm steroids into the water
>side effect is that you're always erect and on the verge of jizzing your pants
>monsters insist that it's working as intended

[Anonymous No.]

>>43090542
Combining hebis

[Diego Jones No.]

>>43096046
That is not a solution. We're still getting poisoned by plastic.<div class="xa23b"><span class="xa23t"></span><span class="xa23i"></span></div>

[Anonymous No.]

>>43095525
Sh-shut up...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43095960
Marrying a riothound was not the wisest idea, she's gonna want plenty of massages.

>>43096146
>Monster girls ban the usage of plastic for anything related to food
>Good old wood, glass and ceramic everywhere instead
>Glassblowing tanukis are overjoyed about the whole ordeal

[Anonymous No.]

>>43096046
>Also most men end up lifting as well as getting to sleep for longer

[Anonymous No.]

>>43096183
these monsters don't seem very conscientious of personal space

[Anonymous No.]

>>43096231
Well duh, you can't share bodyheat if you're not close together.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43096231
Have you tried getting a restraining order?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43096262
she hasn't done anything illegal

[Anonymous No.]

>>43096231
>tfw no march hare gf whose 4 times your size with massive fucking thighs
>tfw ywn fuck like bunnies everynight and get cuddled by her after you get tired

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43095908
It still baffles me that there hasn't been a single story on 4ch yet featuring one of the elementals as the main girl to my knowledge.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43096273
It never hurts to try

[Anonymous No.]

>>43096262
>Go to the cops
>They tell you that they can't help with such a case if you're single
>The P'Orc sheriff munching down on donuts is down to go on a date though

[Anonymous No.]

>>43096343
she's always pulling the 'mans best friend' card

[Anonymous No.]

>>43096409
Just say you're too young to be a man so she can't be your best friend

[Earnest Marshall No.]

Remember, never trust evil dragons when they offer you half the world if you agree to work with them.<div class="xa23b"><span class="xa23t"></span><span class="xa23i"></span></div>

[Anonymous No.]

Is it rape if your onahole turned out to be shog all along?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43096498
yeah so you better take responsibility

[Anonymous No.]

Cheshy is sad, becauase the 4chan's April Fools' joke this year is lame.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43096520
you could the joke was a joke

[Anonymous No.]

>>43096496
>they offer you half the world if you agree to work with them.
>they need your help building a temple to their greatness
>in Minecraft
>the half world she promised you is also in Minecraft
Damn nerd evil dragons, too lazy to conquer anything outside their cave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43096520
Chesh GPT

[Anonymous No.]

>>43096507
Top 3 horniest monsters:
1 - Succubus
2 - Elves
3 - Dark Elves

>>43096520
I headcanon that cheshires get extra powers on April Fools'

[Anonymous No.]

>>43096496
how would you even help an evil dragon conquer the world? and half as a reward? this is too fishy i aint going with her

[Anonymous No.]

>>43096496
i feel like the most challenging henching gig would be working for a chimera. especially if she's only 3/4 evil

[Anonymous No.]

>>43096496
That sounds like a bad deal. Either she ends up getting your half back in marriage or she goes off to rule her half and another evil monster conquers your half since you're just a frail human

[Anonymous No.]

>>43096583
>good quarter undoes the work of the evil ones while they sleep
>her plans always backfire because of this

[Anonymous No.]

>>43095321
Personally I dont like it
Too mean spirited

[Anonymous No.]

Huh how many non isekai anime are there ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43096748
2 or 3 i think

[Anonymous No.]

>>43096583
What's the other 1/4?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43096758
goats seem pretty chaotic

[Anonymous No.]

>Why do they keep offering me breaded chicken tenders?

[Anonymous No.]

is it possible to make automatons?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43090542

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43096904
What the hell man don't steal your daughter's milk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43096872
What's the use in buying a car if you won't buy gasoline?

[Shirley Payne No.]

>>43096917
I am the senate<div class="xa23b"><span class="xa23t"></span><span class="xa23i"></span></div>

[Anonymous No.]

>>43096917
First come, first served. Snek milk is a rare delicacy, If she doesn't like it she can hip on that nipple before I do. Otherwise, it's a bottle of warm Holst milk for her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43096917
further proof anons are terrible fathers

[Anonymous No.]

>>43096917
thats why my first wife is a massive wurm, wurms are basically holst dragons

[Anonymous No.]

>>43096918
to stare at it and flex on people who dont have a car while i pretend i drive it everyday.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43096817
Eat them, you need to regain your strength.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43090542

[Anonymous No.]

>>43097024
I'd choose Yuugi any time.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Touch the cow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43096917
>drink your wife's milk
>her body starts to produce twice as much
>child now has even more food available to her
What's the issue here?

[Anonymous No.]

Foxes are dangerous

[Anonymous No.]

>>43097164
i am more an ass man

[Anonymous No.]

>>43097178
there's nothing wrong in trusting foxes

[Anonymous No.]

Okay anon, it's your birthday and your Kikimora maid has given you two options for her outfit today.
>Latex nun
>Reverse bunnysuit

[Anonymous No.]

>>43097251
Normal nun habit but shes so meaty that it might as well have been made from latex
also has a blindfold and her lips are black

[Anonymous No.]

>>43097251
how about a nice hike instead

[Anonymous No.]

>>43097227
keep putting your full trust in them. be as dense as possible.
foxes only resort to physical assault when they think they have been found out.
this way you can halt a foxes advances for months and even years in some cases.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43097164
I'm being invited to touch an awful lot of cows, I dont think I can handle this many.

>>43097251
Reverse bunny suits are dumb, I'll take the latex nun. If its my birthday I'd like to request a belly dancer outfit, though.

>>43097272
Only if she has to wear a collar.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43097024
You have chosen to remain a frog in the well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43097251
>Reverse bunnysuit
It's the best so that one

[Anonymous No.]

>>43097251
reverse bunny suit is shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>43097276
Found of what? What is the fox hiding? Surely the nice fox is not thinking anything bad, right?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43097414
just like that! theres no way youre ever gonna be tempted by a fox thinking like that. good job Anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>43097134
the last couple times i fell for that sign i got raped in an alley
but maybe this time...

[Anonymous No.]

>Living in Mofuceania
>See the face of Big Sister everywhere you go

[Anonymous No.]

[Lynda Church No.]

>>43097251
regular bunnysuit but with pasties<div class="xa23b"><span class="xa23t"></span><span class="xa23i"></span></div>

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Sophie Arias No.]

I'm going to Japan in 1 hour, I hope that portals open and swallow my plan.<div class="xa23b"><span class="xa23t"></span><span class="xa23i"></span></div>

[Anonymous No.]

do you think monsters would be more likely to give in to human bandits demands in a robbery.

[Anonymous No.]

Why are vampires so gullible?

[Anonymous No.]

I've given up on finding love in this life. Just give me a succubus who will drain me to death in one pleasure-filled night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43097961
this one went to th bakery one too many hundred times

[Anonymous No.]

>>43097996
It's all just perspective.

[Anonymous No.]

Damn gal bitch fox
I’ll show her who gets the last laugh
Gonna correct her

[Anonymous No.]

>>43097959
Most bandits would be literal "needs rape correction" tier. They're a step or two away from being so shit even monsters won't take them. But she can fix him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43098033
monsters could see them like a charity case

[Anonymous No.]

>>43097986
Your words are a crime against Eros. Cupids are being deployed to your current location. Do not resist.

[Anonymous No.]

>threads get deader and deader
should i jump ship?

[Anonymous No.]

yo, that bogie infested town has some dope loot, i heard their objects that allow you to ignore all logic and replace it with cartoon logic

[Anonymous No.]

>>43098103
Jump to where? If you're looking for a place to discuss monster girls this is it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43098103
People show up whenever there's something new to work with. Everyone's waiting for the latest profile to go public or for any update regarding the RPG.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43098090
Cute cupid. Would engage in a sniper fight with. Loser confesses their love first

[Anonymous No.]

>>43098103
All the other places are either deader or shit and filled with cancer. Don't forget - you're here forever

[Anonymous No.]

Tail love

[Anonymous No.]

I've been trying to write a monster girl fic for a week now. I've written about 20 something pages across three different fics because the ideas just kind of fall apart for one reason or another. My biggest issue with one that I liked the most, is the dialogue in the opening chapter. I try to make the dialogue feel natural, but it comes out as boring. Especially when one character is very shy and withdrawn.
Does anyone else who writes fics have this sort of issue when they write exposition and dialogue? If so, how do you try to fix or mitigate it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43098163
You might actually be being too hard on yourself, It might not be as boring as you think. Do you mind sharing just the intro?

[Anonymous No.]

Tell me how many nipples your wife has.

[Anonymous No.]

tell me, why shouldn't i just suck on Officer p'orcs massive fat titty instead of paying a ticket?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43098163
You get better at it with practice. And fanfiction standards aren't too high. Some of the old stuff I used to like looking back was mostly carried by the premise.
>>43098188
as far as I know there are no multitit girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43098103
Fuck off soggy shoggy

[Anonymous No.]

>>43098163
Most people write in 3rd person as its a safe bet for telling a story, as you can have a more monotone x said y thing and xy happened, or a more "friendly" storyteller as you put your idea bits here and there, like: he did xy thing, why wouldn't he, as it as probably the best course of action.
You can use the dialogue between characters too, instead of writing everything what happens. The shy, meek character should act like one, as their actions doesn't need to be 100% logical. Just remember that flawed characters are interesting, flawless ones are not.

1st person is more interesting imo, but not everyone likes it, and you need to be able to be one with it which is not that easy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43098215
Getting sloppy from shoggy.

[Anonymous No.]

Is it weird to still drink your adoptive momster's milk?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43098273
>adoptive momster
She is wife now.

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine, A Shog Warrior.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43098273
those tits are grotesquely large wtf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43098278
i did say that when i was younger but I only exercise with her now, I need to go get myself a girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>43098289
desu only one i had on hand, help me out here and get something going
angels that are a little too holy for the average anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>43098273
Freshly squeezed, filtered fox milk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43098378
>Filtering the milk
weakness, i drink my fox milk straight from the tap

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Bully nerd birds

[Anonymous No.]

>>43098409
What about the Bully Birds?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43098403
>NO TAKE
>ONLY THROW

[Anonymous No.]

>>43098403
dont let her near your balls

[Anonymous No.]

>>43098183
I'm having to rewrite it so it's kind of in pieces right now, but I do hope to share it soon once i feel like it isn't total shit.

[Anonymous No.]

Praise the Fallen God.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43098443
>once i feel like it isn't total shit.
Just write your sick fetish instead and you'll never be unhappy with the reception.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43098417
They're all bullyable, that 7ft fall Griffin? Go up and smack her ass and threaten to steal her treasure, she'll turn to mush

[Anonymous No.]

>>43098409
Be careful they don't bully you back. Owl Mages have very powerful magic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43098443
Alright anon, Don't forget you are your worst critic

[Anonymous No.]

>>43098473
What are they mages of? Being unmarried at an old age? Hags!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43098473
Pfft-I'm not scared of them? What are they gonna do? Hypnotize me?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

April 1st must be hell if you're dating a Chesh

[Anonymous No.]

>>43098507
It's the one day a year they stop pranking you, but you wouldn't know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43098507
It's not so bad. Just be sure that you don't prank her first or she'll pout all day

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43098507
Pranking her by sitting her down and saying you want to take some time away from her, packing your suitcase and only returning at the end of the day. What a funny joke!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43098571
And then your Cheshire wife takes away your "going outside" rights.

[Anonymous No.]

Why is sister Maria so sweaty? And breathing heavy. And her eyes look weird. And she refuses to leave me alone. Something’s not right here…

[Anonymous No.]

>>43098687
sounds like a medical emergency, attempt mouth to mouth resuscitation

[Anonymous No.]

>>43098562
i like when it's business time

[Anonymous No.]

i need hag wolves

[Anonymous No.]

>>43098443
Have you asked anyone for help besides the thread itself? Just curious

[Anonymous No.]

>>43098765

[Anonymous No.]

Beware the two-tailed chesh. If you cant handle a normal chesh, you have no hope should you encounter one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43098811
>hear Ride of the Valkyries start playing
>two tailed chesh is tail-coptering towards you

[Anonymous No.]

>>43098811
I will pull on the second tail and see where it leads, I don't trust that kot.

[Anonymous No.]

New Wurm just dropped

[Anonymous No.]

>>43098848
yes, wurn nun, she makes holy milk

[Anonymous No.]

ded

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43098848
i love lizards

[Anonymous No.]

kiki who goes insane trying to serve a mage anon who has a house that through magic is always perfectly clean and never needs maintenance, anon also via magic got rid of his need for sleep food or drink.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43098848
neat

[Anonymous No.]

>>43098962
I've seen this comic and some of the other ones featuring this character I don't know how many fucking times now and it still elicits nothing but eye rolls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43098970
Need my a French maid Kiki whose skirt is so short that I can fuck her standing without having to move anything

[Anonymous No.]

>>43099008
>Anon senses a disturbance in his house
>teleports to the anomaly
>kiki is trying to wrestle a sentient broom for the rights to a dust bunny

[Anonymous No.]

I only accept goat mail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43098848
Nun?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43095679
Assuming this is Magus, I really hope you like it! I obviously wanted it to be a surprise, so I did the best I could with my request. I did try hard to capture the scene with "the business" to add some extra flavor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43098789
I've asked around a few places. Sometimes I get good advice..

[Anonymous No.]

>>43099130
poor kiki, deprived of purpose

[Dana Truong No.]

>>43099171
You did a good job. That's the first thing I thought of when I saw it. Ducked over to twitter and checked the artists profile because I thought I was having some sort of narcassistic delusion.<div class="xa23b"><span class="xa23t"></span><span class="xa23i"></span></div>

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43099236
Cats are okay, but foxes are fluffier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43099226
I'm very happy to hear that!

For everyone else, Skai was incredible to work with and just knocked it out of the park with the design work. I provided him a couple images to give him a rough idea of what I wanted (like a bandolier of knives) and he did the rest! I couldn't be happier with it, and wholeheartedly recommend him as an artist. I will FINALLY be commissioning the Eros demon that I've been hemming/hawing about for over a year in another month or two, and it's definitely coming from him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43099263
>Eros demon
Cute!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43099274
I can't wait! It took all my restraint to not immediately ask him to do another.

[Anonymous No.]

the fate of elf missionaries is to be raped

[Anonymous No.]

What part of cumflation do you not understand

[Anonymous No.]

>>43099347
ANON NO

YOURE ONLY GIVING THEM WHAT THEY WANT

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43099364
i understand it very much

[Camille Potts No.]

>>43099372
I don't get it. Something wrong with succubutts?<div class="xa23b"><span class="xa23t"></span><span class="xa23i"></span></div>

[Anonymous No.]

>>43099372
Gee, mister, how come KC let's you have TWO wine goats?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43099372
>guy with two satyros wives
Good thing he's no longer human, otherwise he'd drink himself to death.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43099372
I would be extremely happy with a vanilla succubus

[Anonymous No.]

>>43099372
Even with monsters present there are two guys that are alone

[Anonymous No.]

>>43099422
I wouldn't be happy with anything but my preferred choice at this point but you do you. I guess if you haven't hyped it up much the difference between anything with a normal adult shaped body is minimal, even if one might come with a cat tail accessory.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43099416
His liver will be 99% fat within a week

[Anonymous No.]

The best place to sleep is on top of a big monster

[Anonymous No.]

slimes are the hardest monster to cumflate

[Anonymous No.]

>>43099456
Just use a really small slime

[Anonymous No.]

>>43099447
1. A man's place is under his wife
2. Being held in someone's arms from above is really nice (or holding your husband as he falls asleep on top)

How is a poor MG expected to reconcile these universal truths?

[Anonymous No.]

Meanwhile in a Zipangese Mountain Side:

>https://youtu.be/gQaC2-GCsGA

[Anonymous No.]

>>43099476
humpty...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43099529
The only girl the entire thread seems to nope out of completely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43099557
i'm not gonna lie i don't have the mental hangups similar to how seeing something that would turn stomachs takes away an appetite i would still be eating. humpty is my favorite slime by far because of her features, i like the other slimes too minus bubble but dark would be my second unless wife slime is more intelligent.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43099610
Hag lovers are seething as brave anon seeks the antihag

[Anonymous No.]

>>43099438
Here's the thing I have so many different girls I like in MGE I do feel particularly attracted to flayers, shogs, and reg succs. Also manticores it's very weird
If the portals do open I do actually wonder how many people would end up with their preferred species, My preferred species is not the same as it was a couple of years ago So I wonder if the soulmate thing would be affected by future preferences

[Anonymous No.]

>>43099481
1 is a mistranslation. A man's place is INSIDE his wife. With that in mind, two is easy.

[Anonymous No.]

TF.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43099625
Lmao, fucking danuki owned press.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43099625
Where do you keep finding these?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43099802
brush the nuki tail anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>43099829
https://mobile.twitter.com/MamonoPost
That one is a pretty old one though.

[Breathfag No.]

>>43099802
>>43099953
Sniff the nuki tail, and her breath

[Anonymous No.]

>>43099953
Nope, Wanye was right about them shifty danukis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43099625
How would Sabbath react to uooohh posting?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43100003
Priority squirrel targets.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43100014
what if i uuoohh post but only in my head?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43095657
Finally some good content, the thread is saved orderbros.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43100074
I love the order. I think they are a lot more interesting than the latest variation of what animal bits do you want attached to your ideal vagina today. Unfortunately the amount of stories focusing on vagina far outweighs them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43100074
Yeah fuck them monster girls we don’t need them anyways.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43099236
Don't get me started on this FUCKING CAT

[Anonymous No.]

>>43099430
At least one of them is an Alp in the making.

[Anonymous No.]

Beware the gym rats

[Anonymous No.]

>>43100099
Big round ears = mice not ratos

[Anonymous No.]

>>43100101
I didn't know that.
Any other cool mouse facts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43100104
A mouse can hold their breath for 3 minutes

[Anonymous No.]

>>43098848
Just in time for church

[Anonymous No.]

>>43100089
I wonder how many homes get raided everyday by monsters who call in reports on Anons because they don't understand ironic shitposting

[Milton Lu No.]

Hot, steamy, black harpy breath!<div class="xa23b"><span class="xa23t"></span><span class="xa23i"></span></div>

[Anonymous No.]

>>43100131
I am going to bend over Officer Hellhound and use my dick to mindbreak her into a submissive little slut begging me to creampie and dominate her even more in Minecraft.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43100136
Did breathfag just get cockblocked by a generated name ha this is the best april fools day ever, which the night ends for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43100067
They'll still find out. You'll get your own loli mindflayer, your little face hugger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43100154
>Orderites using "in Minecraft" to hide their threats
>monsters think that they're serious
>Minecraft becomes the most popular game amongst monsters, thinking that they're in a game with tons of dudes
>quickly find out it's a total clam bake
>any guy that does get found out becomes the ruler of an entire server of simps
>cheshires larp as men to collect oodles of gifts and cash from their Minecraft gfs

[Anonymous No.]

>>43100158
How nice of you to help our friend and let everyone know it's the one and only "Breathfag"

[Breathfag No.]

>>43100158
I did.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43100207
They have a lot in common. Chaos fag is way too into the transformation, barely seems to consider the girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43099625
>Grizzlies and Minotaurs fight over dam employees
Bober kurwa

[Anonymous No.]

>>43100223
I like the yandere vibes they give off besides the Nacha, I always never liked the Nacha anyways when I first read about her profile way back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43100353
Ale bobry to ty szanuj

[Anonymous No.]

The dance of kelp in the waves and currents is so nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>43100099
>let a monster drink from your bottle
>she starts following you around like a creep
>wtf
>eventually get thirsty and drink from the same bottle
>she immediately goes "FINALLY"
>jumps at you and starts kissing all over
>ask her what the hell is she doing
>"we've basically kissed already so we're a couple now!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>43100569
>we've basically kissed already so we're a couple now
>we lived in the same house for a day, we so we're basically married anyway
>you looked at me in the eyes, we are practically lovers already!
hebi logic

[Anonymous No.]

>>43100619
>wear sunglasses
stupid yansnek got outplayed, gg ez

[Anonymous No.]

>>43100623
Sunglasses make you look cool, so that makes you more desirable to her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43100619
>omg you live in the same postcode as me!
>that means we practically live together!
>I'll move the rest of my stuff in later
>what do I mean by 'the rest?'
>don't worry about it, honey

[Minnie Harvey No.]

>>43100758
wait untill you hear about monster horoscope, it's 20 times as complicated as ours, but at the same time it seems like you're always 100% compatible with the girl who reads it<div class="xa23b"><span class="xa23t"></span><span class="xa23i"></span></div>

[Anonymous No.]

i will become a slime lord entirely immune to physical damage

[Anonymous No.]

>>43100879
Venom?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43100879
>puts you on the silk blanket
I'll come get you out once you admit defeat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43100863
>18 planets
>21 houses
>a bazillion systems of reinforcing and detrimental relations of the stars and planets based on their positions
>it actually works
>monsters who are skilled enough can tell the time and place that they'll meet their husbands
>other monsters pay a fortune to have their charts read
>eating a cheese Danish one day when a hebi comes up and gasps, saying it's just like her chart said and that you're such a Aethereain

[Anonymous No.]

>>43100886
>cover self in slime wives
>become unstoppable
at least i don't have to eat people to remain strong

[Anonymous No.]

>>43100923
if horoscopes for monsters work, unlike horoscopes for women, then imagine what horoscopes for incubi would look like, if it's the same for men's horoscopes (I mean this whole alfa/beta/sigma tradcel/gymcel/greencel/doomer/bloomer/wawoomer stuff)

[Anonymous No.]

>>43100963
>husband, why do you love me so much? people on 4mon say giant slugs are ugly...
>these beta cucks don't know about the true sigma snailpilled chad grind, your natural alpha slug girlboss aura synergizes with my primal chimp energy
I am sorry for writing this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43100923
>horoscope girls
Nope! Sorry Hebi, but I won't date a looney, time to book it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43100090
Reproduction magic.

[Anonymous No.]

magic cats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43101198
Only one pouch? She's must be an amateur.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43101215
it's for pocket sand, that she follows up with a hook
she's a rare fist-o-mancer and fights with punches

[Anonymous No.]

>>43099274
>>43099263
>Eros Demon
What about a Mara demon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43101382
What ho, muscle wizard! Might you cast us a spell?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43101516
pray that she's in a mood for some buffs, because if she casts an attack you might get afflicted with a status effect that teleports you to the next month

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43101502
>Mara
I keep seeing that name but I still don't who that is. MGE wiki only has info on Al MAr city

[Anonymous No.]

>>43101567
it's the former goddess of love, that was replaced by Eros, but is still around
she was mentioned in KC tweets: apparently she's much more radical and primal in her statements of love: not only she punishes ntrfags with cutting off their genitals, but she also ties sex and love in much, much greater extent than Eros
that's why those who revere Mara and do good deeds get blessed not only with pure, romantic and undying love, but also a huge penis (for them or their husbands if they are women), unsatiable apettite, masterful skills and undying stamina for sex
KC said something along the lines of:
>Eros will write a ronantic tale of two hearts falling in love and overcoming all the hardships to finally unite with each other forever, to live out in happiness. Mara will clap from the backseat and say "that is perfect, but it would be even better if the guy grew large dick and they had steamy, beastlike sex for hours every day.
Basically she's all Eros' romantism and passion for pure love, with the addition of coombrained thirst greater than all Jubs together.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43101630
Also Eros and Mara are friends, and while they enjoy their company very much. Eros is sometimes very angry with Mara when she chims in with her debaucherous remarks on large dicks, tits and rough fucking that Eros should grant onto a young couple along with her usual blessings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43099656
I didn't know sandworms could use the internet.

[Anonymous No.]

How would your favorite Mamono react if you used a spell that instantly destroys alo their clothes on them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43100192
>DRUELLA! I'M COMING TO RAPE YOU! IN LESCATIE, AT YOUR CASTLE!
>in Minecraft?
>no, in real life

[Anonymous No.]

>>43101702
https://monstergirlencyclopedia.miraheze.org/wiki/Monster_Girl_Encyclopedia_World_Guide_III:_Sabbath_Grimoire#Innocent_Wind_(p89)
basic air magic has a similar effect

[Anonymous No.]

>>43100192
>Join server
>Start making your base pretty far from everyone else
>Talk to people in chat
>A week in or so you offhandedly mention that you're a guy when someone brings it up
>Chat goes quiet
>Think you've DC'd
>Still seem to be connected tho'
>Suddenly get a ton of people asking where your base is and if you want anything and what your irl coordinates are (but as a joke, ha ha)
>You just wanted to play some god damn Minecraft and now people are already making pixel art of you kissing them

[Anonymous No.]

Nezumi

[Anonymous No.]

>>43102040
Nai desu

[Anonymous No.]

Need to know the most enclosed/protected from the elements alleyway in hagville so I know where to build my box fort home.
Cardboard doesn't insulate very well.

[Anonymous No.]

This feels like something someone would start as a hobby, and somehow turned it into a job.

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine raising a big happy Kiki family with your Kiki wife.
And then a tornado comes through and blows your house away and only you survive, leaving you to dig madly through the rubble in the vain hope of finding any of your kids or wife, but you know deep down they're all already dead.

Problems Shog enjoyers don't have to deal with because Shog wives and Shog kids can survive basically everything ever HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA

[Anonymous No.]

>>43102454
dude what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43102454
you have no friends for a reason, you know that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43102464
>>43102470
Kiki = can die
Shog = can't die
Shog is better
>b-but
Shog. Is. Better.

[Anonymous No.]

MGE is not Gayviet Union of American States, they don't build homes out of paper, because no one can afford housing and everyone has to rent it out from some New York based banking cartel. Tornado wouldn't do shit and fuck you miseryfag, your baits are getting weaker every thread. Go learn a new language maybe your IQ increases a few points.

[Anonymous No.]

A strong enough tornado can knock down even the sturdiest of brick homes. Your weak Kiki family made of brittle flesh and hollow bird bones are boned when a tornado comes through.
Deal with it.

[Anonymous No.]

no misery is to be found in MGE, your brain is damaged, normal people don't want to be sad
you need medication and therapy

[Anonymous No.]

This guy is literally denying that weather exists because he wants to be a Rockefeller pod person hooked up to tubes that directly feed serotonin and dopamine to his brain for a delusional hedonistic fantasy. Sad.
You know you can't make weather not exist just because you don't want it to, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43102521
>normal people don't want to be sad
i think this guy wants other people to be sad.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43102521
>normal people don't want to be sad
i think its more accurate to say that normal men don't want to be sad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43102560
well obviously - mental illness reproduces by dragging others with it, hopefuly this guy realizes it before he ropes himself
>>43102583
I doubt someone coming to shit up a thread about cute anime girls and cry how he wants everything to be ugly, unhappy and filled with sin could be considered normal by any metric. He needs help.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43102602
>I doubt someone coming to shit up a thread about cute anime girls and cry how he wants everything to be ugly, unhappy and filled with sin could be considered normal by any metric.
for men,
for women this seems to be fairly common for some reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43102602
>well obviously - mental illness reproduces by dragging others with it,
yeah i think this is more sadism rather than him being sad and wanting others to be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43102610
>for women this seems to be fairly common for some reason.
Please talk to an actual woman that's not your mom for once in your life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43102614
I guarantee you he's unwell and beating himself up every day. Misery loves company.
When someone likes feet, boobs, tomboys, megane, hags, brown girls - he goes on /a/ /c/ /h/ and makes threads about them, to post content, share his content and talk about what he likes.
When someone likes mentally ill shit, he goes to the threads made by someone else and shits it up, because he thinks that if he does it enough times, someone will magically start liking it and he won't be alone anymore.
These people need help, urgently.
>>43102610
I'm not really very well versed with how women operate, so I can't claim anything, you might be right, I don't know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43102628
>I guarantee you he's unwell and beating himself up every day. Misery loves company.
he's a troll dude, you are reading way too much into this.

[Anonymous No.]

This guy seems awfully upset over the fact that weather exists...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43102649
but isn't whather like mgs there?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43102521
I honest to God truly believe cucks like him want hell to be a real place as its their confort zone. They are so used to being miserable that they fetishize it, and being happy is a strange phenomenon to them, so they lash out. I noticed in the recent threads there are always this heavily off topic guys, trying to slide conversations too, like "KC never said its not possible" and shit like that. Maybe due to recent IRL shit too,

[Anonymous No.]

>>43102664
Ryus are good about weather.

[Anonymous No.]

>MGs that turn their associated animal calls into cute catchphrases
your ideas for something like picrel?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43102699
Cockatrice saying "cock-a-doodle-doo" would be silly.

[Anonymous No.]

https://imgbox.com/g/bV4yeLtGrh
Wikifag here, this week's new additions add up to 66. This concludes the weekly report.
New Images start here: https://imgbox.com/gfX3aJfk

Search schedule is at the bottom: https://mgearchive.neocities.org/fanartgalleries.html

[Anonymous No.]

give me sexy headcanon

[Anonymous No.]

>>43102743
thank you for your service, brother

[Anonymous No.]

>>43102800
Lizard girls hold gladiatorial games with some big prize money to try and lure random adventurers in there.
This eventually developed into a pseudo-mating ritual where a public fight is considered a marriage ritual.
They are also very open about alternative test of prowess so in modern day MGE you sometimes end up with a videogame tournament along side the more traditional stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43102800
Slimes love latex the most, it’s like wearing an xl shirt and shorts to them since they can just let go of their shape and let the bodysuit do the rest

[Anonymous No.]

>>43100003
>How would Sabbath react to uooohh posting?
Momonika sabbath members would very much agree they're erotic

[Anonymous No.]

marry fox coworkers

[Anonymous No.]

>>43102699
>Harpies makes cute bird sounds to make you like them
>Black harpies Just fucking caw at you until you give them what they want
Gonna give a black harpy all the fries she could ever want

[Anonymous No.]

>>43102969
>no qt OL foxes because all my coworkers are nurses
I have a sad

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43103084
>Gonna give a black harpy all the fries she could ever want
I'm reminded of I think a /k/ greentext where a guy instigates a crow gang war with fries. Good thing MG would never do that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43103170
>nurse foxes who nurse
imagine thats how you get better

[Anonymous No.]

>>43103347
Crow gangs are all too real in MGC, anon.
Just the other day I saw a young boy get raped by a crow gang member while all the other black harpies cheered her on.
I mean, yes, I as the one who tricked him into going there but I had to make it up to them for not giving them their fries tax.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43102800
Bastet's favorite form of deciding the husbandry between multiple cat mamano for men in the Cat Kingdom is "Trial by Tom", where the Nekomata and Werecats rub against him, lick him all over, and even give him the beans.

[Anonymous No.]

Your sure your manticore gets plenty of exercise, all the cum guzzling can make them chubby.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43101008
Made me smile at least, but yes. Feel bad

[Anonymous No.]

>>43100192
>>43101703
>>43101835
I don't know, this looks and sounds more like one of the rare but resounding successes The Order has. The Order has manipulated and Psy-OP'd monstergirls into invading, occupying and tarnishing Minecraft forever. Thus, so many men and boys who just want to game quit and abandon Minecraft to either avoid monsters or worse: Play and sign up for the Order's Equivalent of their version of Minecraft.

A Culture War victory for The Order this one is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43102579
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>Pharaoh plays strategy games online to feel powerful once again
>some Wurm builds stone walls around her base and wins the game despite having worse economy and lower ELO

[Anonymous No.]

>>43102579
I refuse. And I know that my demon neighbors is a deep agent spy. She's doing something to my flowers and I know it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43103428
Stop playing games and find a suitor already, lazy monarch!

[Anonymous No.]

Mindblowing sex with completely expressionless succubus! Somehow the fact she seems disinterested with the whole ordeal makes it even hotter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43103439
But anon, she has standards! One does not simply go on blind dates when she's the ruler of the Desert Kingdom

[Anonymous No.]

>>43102499
They might. Let me autism at you for a bit.
So the real reason we make houses out of wood and "paper" (wood products) is because like literally anywhere you use the resources you have to build.
In America almost anywhere you're at you have abundant forests filled with wood hence you build with it over other materials thanks the abundance of said materials.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43103345
Weird shoes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43103408
well, I guess it wasn't so bad then

[Anonymous No.]

>>43103428
I'm going to bully her for having such a flat chest!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43090542
>fishos
Is Cheshire retarded?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43102499
You only need to point at the books anyway. Natural disasters have a strong tendency to avoid hurting humans or monsters thanks to the will of all the elementals in the setting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43103619
>I have pretended to be mentally retarded for seven years.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43103620
>pictured here, an old monster has found and caught her prey, a young anon.
>She subduing her mate

[Anonymous No.]

>>43103748
>Boy, I've been single for 600 years, do you REALLY think I care about your consent?
>Now, either open your mouth or I'm gonna have to do this the fun way

[Anonymous No.]

>>43090542
Mana is stored in the ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43103769
>She is frenching her prey to reduce his urge to flee after
>The fear of the prey is so very delicious to the old monster, its like sugar
>And she is kissing him, she is undressing him, preparing him for the fierce mating the poor young boy will have to endure

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43102579
I actually forgot thanks

[Anonymous No.]

>>43103620
Holy shit I need a kiss rape like that bad

[Anonymous No.]

>>43102579
just woken up but i will! also i dont remember having a service wan.....

[Anonymous No.]

>>43103814
Imagine being so weak that a kiss makes you a monsters bitch, ha wouldn't be me, I'm strong

[Anonymous No.]

>>43103931
anon, she has a pretty long tongue

[Anonymous No.]

>>43103918
Oh she was assigned to you, something about being a silly man who can't take proper care of himself

[Anonymous No.]

>>43103955
i ordered a meaty service wurm with extra milk and cookies tho

[Anonymous No.]

>>43103942
And? I'm a strong independent man who can't be dominated and intalossed by a mere kiss

[Anonymous No.]

>>43103965
She got lost, she'll be there soon

[Anonymous No.]

>>43103996
im sorry, didnt know you are special, an older monster shall be assigned to you to protect you from others

[Anonymous No.]

Watch out for Cheshs today anons, and always check your drinks and food. She can't be trusted

[Anonymous No.]

>>43103796
cum is stored in the balls

[Anonymous No.]

>>43104008
Oh uh ahahaha- that won't be necessary I'm perfectly independent!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43104065
anon, your room is a pigsty, you only eat tendies and when was the last time you showered

[Anonymous No.]

>>43104076
>your room is a pigsty
I'll clean it eventually.
>you only eat tendies
I still get my daily nutrients with a multivitamin.
>when was the last time you showered
I don't smell that bad, it has only been 4 weeks.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43104292
>That poor older kiki is slaviating at shaping up anon to be a decent human being

[Anonymous No.]

>>43104315
Okay now that's exotic

[Anonymous No.]

>>43104345
more of a classical barometz

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43104315
Goatplant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43104451
sheepshrub

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43096318
Beast techically did udine for his roulette

[Anonymous No.]

>>43104592
I hate this

[Anonymous No.]

whose the heaviest girl in wonderland?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43104611

[Anonymous No.]

Date the energy being. Marry the energy being.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43104611
It's basically spam at this point since it's same dumb comics a lot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43104709
she's a cute vampire but there are only so many times I can see the comic before I stop caring. Is she unpopular or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43104637
probably wonderworm

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43104726
the gacha tax is a heavy one
for good reason

[Anonymous No.]

I want a big monstergirl with big wings to cover me

[Anonymous No.]

>>43104776
Where are her nipples?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43104849
Covered by very fine breast feathers. They only pop out when aroused.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43092712
>goes into a room with only one exit and falls asleep every night
Yeah cool story buddy. Your wife called she wants you to go back to spend so she can cuddle

[Anonymous No.]

>>43104863
ahh...miss merchant you truly are my greatest ally(love) alway there when i need you!
You truly are an angel in disguise!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43104332
>'I can save him', she thinks, frantically screencapping his posts to send to her sleuthy demon friend, in the hope she can track down his address so Miss Kiki can sneak inside his house while he's gone/asleep

[Anonymous No.]

>>43105021
Merchant Chan is bestwaifu, she’s always there when you need her

[Anonymous No.]

How do I stop old monsters from draining my mp?
I can't do anything!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43105088
Don’t worry, the bar gets larger after a good nights rest

[Anonymous No.]

>>43105088
Try to avoid the french kiss stunlock attack next time, maybe invest more points into agility

[Anonymous No.]

>>43105088
Should've classed into a nonmagical job. Everyone knows hags are bad at stamina drain and are even weak to it themselves

[Anonymous No.]

fucking legs, how do I draw them

[Anonymous No.]

>>43105215
Cylinder that tapers at knee joint and a ankle, aslo the femur is at angle inwards even when standing straight

[Anonymous No.]

>>43103620
holy fucking shit look at that tongue

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to take out a classified ad looking for human women willing to be flayed, and then I'm going to get my Mindflayer partner in crime to hit them with a monkey's paw by flaying them into prudish monster haters before corrupting them into monsters themselves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43105192
How was I supposed to know when they're so big?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43101835
>hebi dumps lava all around your bed and kills you so that you're trapped
>has a hole in the ceiling that she throws food through and watches you
Hebi please, I just want to find netherite

[Anonymous No.]

>>43102579
For the last time, you can't just snuggle me for 3 hours and call it "medicine"

[Anonymous No.]

>>43102743
Thank you wikiman

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw you are a blacksmithing streamer and its post portal
>somehow amongst the most popular streamers on your platform, all you do is make swords and take hot metal and pound into shape
>They seem to love the apron only streams for some reason
>Lots of MONOowned posts in chat
>Dunno but it seems kinda funny

[Anonymous No.]

Can slimes melt sticks and leaves?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43105315
Anon...I.......in what world would a big, old monster have lots of stamina? Do you ever find yourself relating to wurms a lot?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43105413
if they're hungry enough

[Anonymous No.]

>>43105380
>oneeyeloveyou is your top donator
>always in your streams, always throwing out tons of cash
>says she's into blacksmithing herself
>posts one of her creations, a tiny metal sculpture of you
>gives the dimensions of it
>realize that she must be massive since the model is a decent size and it looks like a plastic army man in her hand

[Anonymous No.]

>>43105466
Big = str build or at the very least physical damage build
Surely it is not so strange to think magic would be the obvious counter?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43105469
then that makes them the best yardwork helpers

[Anonymous No.]

>>43105548
consider the wind weasel (x3)

[Anonymous No.]

>>43105509
Most monsters have a pretty high passive magic resistance

[Anonymous No.]

>>43105473
>Well, she is a big girl you say on stream
>Chat spam of 4 u
>Also off handly mention that you love big meaty girls but you'll never find one
>Chat goes at million miles per hour

>>43105509
Str builds may be strong but waste stamina like a 1990 Lamborghini Countach, and its even worse when the gal is old, stamina gets slashed in half

[Anonymous No.]

>>43105574
they would still have to dispose of it

[Anonymous No.]

are monsters to weak to mental attacks?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43105647
that's where the wind comes in handy

[Anonymous No.]

>>43105622
>>43105623
Well what do I do?
Can't afford to respec

[Anonymous No.]

>>43105088
Honestly you never stood a chance. Most of those old monsters used to be raid bosses so you're looking at a minimum of three health bars.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43105662
give up and get fucked dumby, or learn skills that give dodge in cost of mana

[Anonymous No.]

>>43105657
what if i show favoritism to the middle weasel?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43105662
deposit your levels into fox and she'll help you respec

[Anonymous No.]

>>43105698
>foxes post bullshit guides online so that noobs make garbage builds and have to rely on them for a respec
Devilish

[Anonymous No.]

>>43105574
9 weasels?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43105215
this is already pretty good
>archive filename