Monster Girl Thread

[Anonymous No.]

Foxes in boxes.

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[Anonymous No.]

Ah, finally. Another excellent fox thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>gachashit op
Kill this thread.

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I wish I had a monster girl that would hug me like this.

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>>43144465
imagine

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Sleepy times in the desert kingdom.

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>>43143941
>>43143945
>be young anon
>playing in the swing alone
>a little horse girl with two nubby horns on her head approaches me
>she bashfully asks me if we can play
>say sure, the more the merrier
>she blushes when I say that and takes my hand, taking me to the sandpit
>a young dog girl is playing there already
>she's a bit of a tomboy, skin black as coal, scraped all over, and red, angry eyes
>she eyes the two of us and looks like she's about to start something when my playmate asks if she wants to play with me
>we both look at her confused, I ask her if she meant us
>she blushes even harder and tells me to have fun
>she clops away to a nearby bench and sits down to watch us
>the dog girl shrugs and goes back to her sand castle
>I hesitate but eventually we are both building the mightiest fortress this meager park has ever seen
>I look up a few times at the centaur and wave her over, but she is just sitting there watching us with a strange expression
>eventually the girl's mother (even more of a tomboy than the daughter) shows up and she has to leave
>the dog girl thanks me for playing with her and gives me a long lick to my cheek
>I hear a squeal behind me
>as she leaves, the little horse girl comes back and thanks me for playing with her too
>she trots away before I can reply
And that's how I met my wives.

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Yeti has been talking too much trash on the ice. I'm finally gonna work up the courage for a cross-check

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opinions on skinks and their big, fat, moist, meaty tails?

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>>43144493
>two nubby horns
Why would you want to marry a hornlet?

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>>43144493
>replying to a literal reddit screenshot
Go away.

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>>43144493
Bicorns don't strike me as cucks, they strike me more as big family monsters and matchmakers. She's still getting impregnated at the end of the day, just might be the last one to be.

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>>43144465
>wanting to be hugged by saibaiman
Anon, she is going to self-destruct on you.

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>>43144517
they just want to play the queen bee and spank the lesser ranked wives.

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>>43144500
Very squishable. I wonder how she'd react to having it slapped?

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Less than 20 posts in and this thread is already a lost cause.

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UOOOOOH ELF EROTIC EAR NIBBLING CORRECTION NEEDED

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>>43144502
Gotta give them time to develop. When puberty hits those puppies are gonna catch some eyes (and light fixtures)

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>>43144524
No. That's just a normal, affectionate hug. Just like this one.

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>>43144500
I would use it as a pillow!

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>>43144558
Do slimes have body temperature? I always assumed they were something like water beds.
Now I am thinking of slime-warmer devices for cold nights

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>>43144544
I reported the guro post, though it will probably do nothing.

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>>43144572
Guro post?
Did I miss something?

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>>43144572
>guro
Am I missing something? Or did the post already get deleted?

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>>43144544
This place is well past its sell by anyway.

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>>43144256
I would not and don't. Fuck off and die.

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>>43144582
This
>43144524
Though it might be too cartoony to count as guro that’s why I said it may not work, I’m probably gonna get a ban myself instead.

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>>43144590
Wouldn't it be a gas if he was so sensitive he meant the cartoon bomb picture.

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>been preparing all day for a reprieve from monster harassment
>take unknown routes only known to me, myself and I
>sneak out and manage to safely reach a slice of beach that only I know of
>nobody around, not even for miles
>just me and this nice beach
>set up my chair and umbrella
>apply sunscreen and strip down to my swim trunks
>crack open a cold one from my cooler filled with sandwiches and beers
>lay back and turn on the radio
>breath a sigh of relief at being able to finally relax for once, without any monsters to chastise me
>suddenly hear a whistle
>the kind of whistle blown by a cat-caller at someone they find attractive
>lean up and lift my sunglasses
>there's tons of fucking aquatic mamono floating on the water at the shoreline
>mermaids, mershark, kraken, sea slime, nereids, even a sea bishop
>all have bedroom eyes
Damn it man, I just want some peace. I just wanted to swim in the ocean and relax without fear of getting claimed but nowhere is safe. Nowhere....

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>>43144590
>>43144582
Referring to the one where the Saibawoman aloha snackbars the guy she's hugging.

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>>43144554
Why are elf clothes so lewd?

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>>43144607
She sure looks happy that her slab was returned.

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>>43144596
Yeah anon thats 100% not guro
Just to be specific guro is a category of porn where something is maimed or injured but in an erotic light, as its porn. This differs from gore in obvious ways as gore is not meant to be erotic in of itself.
What you just reported is not considered guro, gore, or even porn in the slightest, sadly you misreported it.
Fortunately in this case /jp/ moderation is rather lax so you getting banned is up in the air

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>>43144607
>they just want your sandwiches.

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>>43144517
They're not cucks. People only get that idea because the way they're created being from having sex with a guy who isn't a virgin and the fact they let their man flavor his meat with the lesser wives before she shows them how to really please him.

TL;DR: Dumb fucks confuse being Head Bitch of a harem as being a cuckqueen.

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Need an extremist toad (with the accompanying aesthetics) to invade my mouth.

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>>43144644
I HATE IT

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>>43144651
Heh.

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>>43144646
Doesn't matter. She's worse than siths, Alps, and humpty. I treat anyone who likes her the same as I'd treat an mlp fan. But that goes for all horsegirl fans.

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>you can be as depressed as possible, to the point where your dick is nonfunctional
>but monster girls will still love you

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>>43144667
Yeah well that is certainly your opinion and you're entitled to it. Even if you're a cunt for implying they're worse than literal furries.

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>>43144676
I didn't imply it, I said it. Twice. Centaur fans ain't attracted to the top part.

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>>43144669
>>but monster girls will still love you
No they won't. That's a load of shit, if they had the option between a sad sack of shit or some guy with a working dick and close to becoming an incubi guess who they're gonna pick

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>>43144694
Donuts…

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>>43144669
This is cute. I like this.

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i like my centaurs bipeds like satyrs. yeah i know it's heresy but i dont give a fuck about it.

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>>43144700
Nta but if anything you will get a wisp that will suck and fuck your spiritual dick.

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Kunoichi are crafty, you’re almost completely sure they’re human as they wait patiently for an opportune moment to seize you. Her natural beauty captivates you and you think the date she agreed upon is going well until you reach a secluded corner. Then, once your guard is down, boom fat monster tits and a matching appetite for your energy fill your senses as the beast shows her teeth to start devouring you (via sex of course). You can’t even resist, and get subdued by the succubus before you’re aware of it. Your life as anon the salaryman ends and the life of anon the kunoichi village cum tank begins

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>>43144722
No they won't. Wisps will go after some tragic hero type that kills himself to save his friends there's zero shot they'd go for some loser.

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>>43144722
Don't respond to the troll.

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>>43144732
This isn't even a monster girl, you just posted some random faggot's porn OC. At least MGE Kunoichi have succubi bits on them.

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>>43144732
At least she took me out on a date. I hear some like to break into your house and get in bed with you and act like you're a married couple before you even know her name.

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>>43144742
Yeah just realized the similar phrases being said not responding again, have a actual troll instead.

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>>43144749
Man the kunoichi art selection is literally in the single digits cut me some slack

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>>43144763
>itoddler filename
mobilefags OUT

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>>43144765
I know the feel. Cait sith has about four images that aren't terrible or nsfw and learning to draw is slow going.
Getting better, but still slow.

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Sneaky fox for a fox thread

[Anonymous No.]

Hi all.
DogFaced here, the anon who wrote the ice cream story about a month and a half ago.

I've written another story set after the portals open. This one is set in a theme park built by monsters, for monsters. Find out why it's a bad idea to sit next to a manticore on a rollercoaster if you get scared easily.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/46296838/chapters/116558101

Thanks to everyone who read and commented on the last one. Hope you enjoy.

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>>43144777
Fuck off furfaggot.

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>>43144781
Why is everyone releasing their stories at the exact same time

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>>43144784
No, and please remember thanks to me you can now read Cait sith erotica too

You are welcome.

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>>43144790
Maybe they just got their accounts up in running. Because remember ao3 has a waiting time before you can have a account.

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>>43144777
GODSPEED, ANON. The world needs more cait sith in business suits, nun outfits, and 1970s hippie gear.

Less sith in their standard TURRIBLE outfits. Just TURRIBLE.

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>>43144607
>tfw the mermaids come after you

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>>43144802
WHEN AND WHERE. Is there biting?
Catgirls should bite.

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>>43144781
>40k words
Geeze
Thanks anon, I will give this a read.

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>>43144779
She owes ME $20 since she got wet doing it.

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>>43144807
Impossible, they can't come on land to abduct a man, they aren't lubbers they're blubbers and there's a big difference! Besides, what's a mermaid's plan after getting a man in the water with her anyway? He'll drown without air.

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>>43144804
These are all old accounts. That's what makes it so odd. I'm just waiting for high class to do one now. And the ghoul story author I can never remember.
>>43144814
Ao3? You Anons do actually check it, right?

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>>43144820
>monstergirls trying seductive tricks to turn you on
>showing panties, pulling down tops to show nips, flashing nude crotch
>turns herself on and begs you to take her
monstergirls sure are silly

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>>43144843
I don't check a website full of trash, no.

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>>43144779
>no pubes
sorry no dice

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>>43144852
>said in a post on 4chan

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>>43144694
Doesn't matter, it beats fucking a talking Snuggles Bear shaped like a cat. Give your balls a tug titfucker.

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>>43144849
>>turns herself on and begs you to take her
She can find someone else, I'm not interested.

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>>43144500
Lizard girls think they can get away with eating lots of junk food since it doesn't make them look fat.
But they learn the hard way it all goes to their tail, so people will know.

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>>43144669
I want to feed this girl a sandwich. Preferably several.

>>43144715
It's a better look and function. Sorry, horsepussy.

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>>43144852
I am sure aux can email you the list of his weekly curated picks.

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>>43144858
Yes, no matter how many faggots like you post here it's always going to be better than a website full of fat tumblrites writing kpop boy fanfiction and having to sift through MGE stories where 90% of it is written by retards who don't get the point of MGE.

>>43144879
Nobody knows who the fuck you discordfaggots are talking about holy shit. Keep your drama on the platform it belongs to you sniveling retards.

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>>43144715
I think they look better like this.

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>>43144903
Me too, Nightmare looks cute, would go on adventures with.

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>>43144781
Y'all making me and my tiny two chapters feel inadequate, lmao.
Good job! I look forward to reading this over the weekend as well as the others posted recently. I'm really excited at seeing you all continue to write.

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>>43144903
how did the pic of my harem leaked on the net? i smell another bicorn-waifu lewd weird plan.

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>>43144903
This feels cursed and blessed at the same time.

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>>43144903
I like this version but only if they're also tall

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>>43144903
They all look better, but vanilla and /fa/horn are absolutely gorgeous. Too bad the latter loses part of her gimmick and has to copy yetis.

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>>43144446

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>>43144903
Didn't barb color this? Or did he leave it as a sketch?

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>>43144924
It's an image that's existed for years, retarded newfaggot. Figures some chaostard posting shitty meme edits wouldn't know fucking anything about these threads.

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>>43144885
Fine, if you're so desperate for sith fiction here you go.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/46271056/chapters/116492008
Skip through it if the first girls smut scene doesn't appeal to you. Sith at the end.

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>>43144945
Have you considered taking a shower and going outside? Maybe touch some grass and soak up a little sunshine?

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>>43144945
No I’ve seen it before a long time ago outside of these threads I’m just saying how odd it is seeing them like that.

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>>43144903
The ones with normal legs are way too close to just being succubi

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>>43144959
Go post like a redditor somewhere else.

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>>43144974
No thanks

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>>43144843
always nice to a see a penywise drop every year or two.
the werewolf story was lovely

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>>43144980
I don't recall that. Got a link?

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>>43144465
Her hair looks like cum

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>>43144985
https://archiveofourown.org/works/31564418

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>>43144781
This story sucks, everyone acts like an asshole in it.

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>>43144997
>those tags
not reading

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>>43144945
He showed up about six months ago, tops. Cut him some slack. The only thing to learn is slowly increasing hatred of everyone here anyway.

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>>43144997
thanks familga

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>>43145003
Can't say I'm interested in harems or body stuff as well, but I'll still give it a shot. Not sure i can think of another werewolf story.

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>>43145007
>Cut him some slack
Fuck you. The only good newfag is a dead one, being nice to these cocksuckers is how we got into this situation to begin with.

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>>43144991
Rude!

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>>43145003
I don't know what you expect from werewolves and while bringing it up is wierd penis growth is explicitly mentioned canon. Right next to the line saying you'll be mindbroken into finding hideous monster parts attractive.

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>>43144644
La critura de las arenas...

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>>43145031
epic /v/eddit meme!

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>>43145033
Brenuuu~

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>>43145044
>spoiler
Hilarious!

Many updoots to you, fellow gamer!

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>>43145017
There is no situation

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>Get in the longboat Anon.

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>>43145083
Vikings are dorks

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>>43145083
I'd rather die.

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>>43145087
only when they're sober.

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>>43145083
>Anon get's sacrificed to a sea serpent girl by Vikings in exchange for safe passage

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>>43145083
>aw yeah getting raided by viking monsters
>it's elves again
frig

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>>43145083
sorry, too pale for me

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>>43145098
>Sea serpent rises up from the depths to claim her toll for safe passage through the waters
>(you) get shoved face first into wolf cleavage because "I pillaged him, I get to decide what to do with him, and I am NOT giving him to that wet floozy"

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>>43145098
>he's right here you DOUBLE NIDHOGGR

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I AM THE ETERNAL DRAGONESS SHENRON! YOU HAVE SUMMONED ME! STATE YOUR WISH AND IT SHALL BE GRANTED, IF IT IS WITHIN MY POWER!

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>>43145136
1 hug

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>>43145136
I wish monsters didn't exist anymore.

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>>43145087
This. Vikings are dumb. Always have been dumb. Now a cool civilization for your setting to be in definitely has to be the Crusader times in the holy lands.

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>>43144558
>slime heel feet
blegh

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>>43145136
A 3 foot long hoagie.

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would a monster go insane if a anon got intimate with them then he suddenly disappears(it was a prank all along)

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>>43145100
Damn norse elves and their glamour magic. It's impossible to hit them

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>>43145136
I want Druella's panties

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>>43145136
Make me immortal! I'll need to if I want to be alive by the time portals open.

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>>43145136
all cheshires to be pranked at the same time

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>>43145136
crank monsters hornyness from 11 down to like a 9.

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>>43145136
Crank monster horniness from 11 to like a 14

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>>43145136
ropu panty dispenser

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>>43145174
>Monsters now only go for Chad instead of guys like Anon
>Monogamy now a thing of the past
Good job

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>>43145136
to be able have portal opens and to be able to ss13 with autistic monsters

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>>43145136
Send anyone who replies to this post to the world the MGE setting takes place within 24 hours of their reply!

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>>43145136
Erase all Kikimoras from existence please.

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>>43145194
I don't want to go, though.

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>>43145136
Erase all Shoggoths from existence please.

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>>43145187
>he wants all the ERP servers to explode in population ushering in the end of all things holy
>Normal servers struggle to cope in moderation as MGs and their horny orbiters ERP every where regardless of server rules.
Sounds like hell anon-chan
Why would you do this to us(me)?

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>>43145205
thats it
im maxcap bombing every station

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>>43145198
All you had to do was not reply to my post.

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>>43145205
Cargo is officially seceding and making a land free of perverted monsters

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>>43145205
Anon, just how many monsters would be autistic enough to even play the game once. let alone play continually and even is able to operate a comupter without not being frightened by it.

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>>43145213
Well I'm still not going.

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>>43145136
I WISH...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cmXZOI7cM0M

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>>43145221
How many horny people would use ss13 to ERP regularly much less use a computer without cumming in the hard drive and destroying their own machine?

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>>43145227
Oh how "wonderful". Now you're here.

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I like a gentlewoman.

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>>43145136
I wish for this shitty gear list i'm having to make to be done without me having to autistically make every single item I can think of for the purposes of my TTRPG
Which Mamono is enough of a nerd to help with this?

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i want to see the mamano revision of the wishmaster opening scene

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>>43145233
Not many, the ui filters alot of people. i do that erp servers exist. But really imagine, you come to a new world filled with so many things that you dont understand and are brand new. Most monsters would be too overwhelmed at first to even think about using the machine with many screens and flashing lights and loud sounds. at most i can see gremlins being the first to use computers, and taking a month to understand and a month to start gaming on it

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>>43145236
Who?

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What if I showed a Mamono episodes of Ultraman? How would she react to seeing all the monsters getting killed violently and constantly villainized?

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>>43145205
Also, imagine any cod or cod like game chat room post portal, its gonna be half insults and half erp i think

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>>43145251
they're aware of their own history and are capable of contextualizing evil actions.

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I just want a monster girl to kill me, none of that undead shit either just lights out. Maybe a Manticore can hit me with so many spines my heart pops, that sounds like a cool way to go at least.

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>>43145283
Cringe edgelords get the babying treatment.

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>>43145294
cruel but fair

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>>43145294
I don't want that though. I thought monsters were supposed to give good endings?

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>>43145283
If I'm dying it'll be after forcing myself upon an entire dungeon of monsters. I refuse to let myself die from exhaustion until I reach the final chamber and rape the boss enemy!

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>>43145310
> Boss enemy is a lich.
> She's not having it.

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>>43145321
A Lich can just get a new assistant, why would she give a shit about her current one? Even if he died she could just raise him and toss him to one of her zombies.

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>>43145321
She does realize if she keeps me alive she's going to have to share me with every other monster I had sex with on the way to her, right? Might be better just to let me die off and find a husband she can be monogamous with.

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>>43145306
>watch
>not helping
Get in my bed immediately and let me use those mama mammies as warm pillows.

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>>43145329
Miss Lich is going to nurse you back to health whether you like it or not, and then she is going to perform TEST AFTER TEST AFTER TEST on you to determine why you tried to impregnate her entire undead entourage.

You have aroused her curiosity, Anon, and an aroused mamono is nearly unstoppable.

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Kinda worried the kats will start doing a version of the gym thots trying to trap men on camera... but more sweaty.

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i wish to stare at my wife while she stares at me silently for around 3 minutes and 14 seconds.

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>>43145350
sounds like a great way for cheshs to become the forever alone meme monsters irl

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>>43145358
since shes a cutie pi?

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>>43145364
the cutest

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>>43145370
the fish

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>>43144592
Fuck off

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>portals finally open
>every time you try to get close to one the monster holding it open guiding people through looks at you in disgust, hops back into the portal and closes it behind her
>before long you're the only living person left, all alone in a dying world without even getting to know what it was that you did wrong

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>>43145384
I get a whole planet to myself? Nice.

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it's the rival character. her hobbies include:
following you around
leveling at a similar rate
writing rivalrous poetry about you
unjustifiably smug and overly familiar attitude
not being mad about all those times you declined her party invite
fighting shirtless in the rain
teaming up at a critical point of your adventure

anyway those clouds are looking stormy so you better take that shirt off too

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There's no way I would lose to a bratty short loli and get dominated.

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>>43145428
My rival uses dex weapons? Ew.

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>>43145435
You WILL lose to brats

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>>43145428
>monster rival notices you're on a depressed slump ever since you got rejected by that Wight princess you saved last week
How does she handle it?

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>>43145441
No I won't! I'll spank a brat into submission!

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>>43145428
Do you guys' rivals also want to do that naked wrestling thing when you rest at the same inn? Mine won't quit and it's making my quest very hard to complete.

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>>43145428
I think I'm going to retire from adventuring and fighting. Maybe just be a hermit on my own in the woods

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>>43145452
Fool! That only makes them stronger!

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>>43145465
That's a surefire way to run into the "young apprentice" character. You think your rival is bothersome? Try a salamander loli with a chip on her shoulder and all the time in the world to pester the famous hermit to teach her his secrets

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>>43145468
thrusting into baphomets looks like it feels good

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>>43145468
Then they leave me with no choice!
I'LL TAKE THEIR PHONE AWAY!

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You think a Manticore would like a guy with a defeatist attitude or would they just view guys like that as weirdos?

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>>43145453
one of the easiest ways to farm stamina and vitality

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>>43145441
This is what Baphomets should look like.

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>>43145497
A little of both!

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Forget sneaky foxes, I want a maniacal villainess who's upfront about her plans for world domination.

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>>43145482
Surely, you can just teach her something and she'll leave

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>>43145511
Sorry, buddy, all I got is this gal. She's..., well, she's not sneaky, so you're kinda getting half of what you wanted?

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>>43145524
Fool! By doing that you're showing your skills which will lead to her demanding you show her everything you know!

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>>43145526
a baka is fine too

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>>43145538
So I teach her everything and then she leaves, right? This brat can't stay forever and she should leave old men the woods alone

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43145565
Fool among men! By teaching her everything you know she'll then want to be your representative for tournaments and have you tag along as her coach! You'll be watching her fat little butt bouncing around the arena and it will be all your fault!

[Anonymous No.]

>Up and cumming new porn director
>Sick and tired of the old stuff
>Poor little human
>The way those hellhounds ravaged anon was banal
>They keep just giving the guy makeup to look different and releasing the same porno every year
>Never go through the effort of finding a new guy with a hellhound harem
>How to breed your dragon
>You’d think it would be a human dom flic but no
>Just an hour of a guy worshipping his dragon wife
>Kissing her abs, sucking her tits, showing off how hard she can flex her thighs and eating her out
>Then rides him for 10 minutes till he creampies her
>Of mice and a man
>Begins with some found footage thing before the guy gets grabbed by a dozen mice
>Good selection of body types
>Muscle mice bigger than him, extremely thick wannabe milf mice, lean mice, even some cute and funny mice
>Ends with him becoming hopelessly addicted to large mouse pussy
>All of these always cover a monster domming a human never the other way around
>Only time that is seen when it’s amateur work
>Time to make a full production
>Recruit the smallest, weakest, nerdiest looking hellhound
>Even get her bully to agree to shoot and marriage contract
>Poor little hellhound hitting MonHub+ next week

[Anonymous No.]

>>43144903
How to improve any centaur

[Anonymous No.]

>>43145643
> Remove monster pussy
> Mamono is "improved"
Anon, get help--you're an alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43145468
I want to show Momonika's friends her cumming from anal

[Anonymous No.]

>>43145664
The only pussy removed was horse pussy, which is /mlp/ territory.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43145675
Yeah, well, let's see how you feel if Twilight Sparkle here wants you to give her a ride on the ol' horse puss 3000.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43145711
maybe if ms whitehorn pinned me up against the wall

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43145634
Surely we can find a more appropriate coach at one of those. Then I can go back home

[Anonymous No.]

>>43145136
I WISH FOR MORE WISH-DRAGONS!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43144903
>A """centaur""" you can't ride
The very definition of pointless

[Anonymous No.]

>>43145898
I'm sure they can give you a piggyback ride.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43145898
Not everyone is attracted to horses

[Anonymous No.]

>>43145428
She looks like she challenges you to a fight JUST as you're about to reach the next town/city. After having gone through several combat counters that have drained your HP and mana.

[Anonymous No.]

You like kissing dogs don't you, anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43145935
you did remember to quicksave, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43145937
I'm gonna have to say no on that since I'm too scared to go near a dog.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43145937
I'm a white man, yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>43145898
as long she can ride me it's fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43145428
imma just wrestle her, also dex is dumb, all i use is str, agi, and int.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43145950
Don't worry they come to you!

[Anonymous No.]

>go to tour the zipangu region
>hotels all booked
>luckily a kind kitsune lets me stay at her house so I can tour the region
>even lets me experience real genuine mofu in person
>all is wonderful until I decide it's time to go back home
>she blocks the door and just stands there smiling at me deviously
>knew I should have listened to that guy who told me foxes are bad news and tricksters
Ma'am please I already have a home back in my own country I can't just move in with you all of a sudden and marry you, we've only known each other a week come on, move! I'm gonna miss my train back home! MA'AM PLEASE I NEED TO CATCH MY TRAIN PLEASE MOVE-

[Anonymous No.]

Don't you fucking dare reply to that faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43145973
If she gets any closer I'll be forced to use a human's ultimate weapon! Calling her a bad girl!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43145984
Which faggot? You?

[Anonymous No.]

Don't reply to this other faggot too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43145981
Might as well get to know her younger sister while you're there

[Anonymous No.]

>>43145981
Never trust a fox who walks around 24/7 in a body stocking

[Anonymous No.]

>>43145981
I'll only consider marriage if the fox is a loli

[Anonymous No.]

>>43146023

[Anonymous No.]

That (uncomfirmed but plausible with what KC said) talk about you being able to create your Chimera waifu from a Mana Cage, waifuing a lot and feeding the cage "essence" really made Chimera go up in my waifu list and now I see her as "best girl" type. Very tempted to commission or write a story of guy with a guy with a mana box wanting to meet a MG to marry but keep procrasting it, maybe out of social anxiety. He has many species he would like to marry and it ends up with him never approaching and just fapping to different MGs. Eventually it ends up with a Chimera being born.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43145991
That's not very nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>43146029
shapeshifters are good wives

[Anonymous No.]

>>43145949
I made a manual save, since if you lose you get a thigh-crushing scene.

[Anonymous No.]

I want a massive muscle monster girl to call me a pretty boy.

[Anonymous No.]

i want a massive fat monster girl to molest me

[Anonymous No.]

monster girl

[Anonymous No.]

Ugh the post nut clarity is hitting hard, I dived too deep a couple minutes ago and need happy pictures of monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43146058
>Shapeshifter wife
Can offer you any form you wish, ranging from loli cunny to big tits milf hag forms

[Anonymous No.]

>>43146089
>>43146095
I desire both

[Anonymous No.]

>>43146104
Exactly.

[Anonymous No.]

Monsters understand when you're not ready for love right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43146104
I think you might be on to something here

[Anonymous No.]

>>43146029
Done.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43146116
Some like taking it slowly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43144446

[Anonymous No.]

>>43146139
I'd rather her mom

[Anonymous No.]

>>43144779

[Anonymous No.]

>>43145136
I want a hug too!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43145937
What about horse-dogs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43146139
>>43146157
>>43146163
>>43146177
Kill yourself you spamming nigger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43146189
You're not even bumping with a pic? Naughty

[Anonymous No.]

>>43145711
>impregnate her horsepussy
>centaur daugher
>impregnate her human pussy
>horsegirl daughter

[Breathfag No.]

I wanna sniff danuki breath morning, noon, and night!~

[Anonymous No.]

>Pokemon based mamono
Imagine

[Anonymous No.]

>>43146297
have you never played moemon? I don't have to imagine

[Anonymous No.]

>>43146297
Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

What's stopping me from just using an invisibility spell to sneak past all the monsters?

[Breathfag No.]

>>43146278
>Face planted on her ample chest
>Looking up at her smug face
>Hair causing a natural shadow over her eyes like that of a raccoon's bandit mask fur
>Sinister yet motherly expression
>Enjoy the rise and fall of her chest as she breathes softly on your face
>Taking in the delicious scent
>The comforting warmth from above and from her chest
Paradise

[Anonymous No.]

>>43146345
A few monsters like Gazer have permanent true sight/see invisibility going.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43146360
Well there's no guarantee I'll run into a Gazer so I should be safe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43146345
They can still smell and hear you

[Anonymous No.]

>>43144446
What do you guys think about interacting with other people's characters/worlds? For example, a friend of mine had a couple of daughters, one of which was given to me as a gift, of sorts. She's now basically my wife.
There's no "wife swapping" or whatever going on, but is it still too weird for you?

[Breathfag No.]

>>43146345
High level monsters can see through invisibility spells and cloaks. While they won't see you physically there, they know for a fact you're there and will even blow your disguise if they want to, alerting the lower level monsters to your position. Additionally, any monster with a good sense of smell will detect you, so canines will be your position regardless of how quiet and invisible you look. So no, you're not fooling your kiki meido when you "sneak" out the house with that spell active. But for your sake, she'll pretend like she didn't notice you slipping out.

Such spells and cloaks are more so good for sneaking past a p'orcer raiding party or the gang of street mice or the stray mino or imp.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be backed into a wall by white horn san

[Anonymous No.]

Do you prefer dark skinned or light skinned monsters? I think it depends on which monster it is, but personally I prefer dark skin in general. It seems like dog girls (not counting anubis) get the most art of them being darker compared to others, which I find interesting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43146389
>T. Man about to get Geizah'd
You'll also probably have to watch out for girls with life sight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43144446
So what happens if an undead monstergirl finds out her boyfriend/husband actually is a devout worshipper of the Daedric Prince Meridia? Imagine going to undead mamono realm and saying you worship or a devout faithful to the Daedric Prince of Infinite Energies and undead hater?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43146413
I have to agree on the case-by-case approach, though my tastes could use a little bit of work. Lighter skin for the more feminine or willowy specimens, dark skin for the rough, tomboyish lasses.

Also, Apophis remains one of my all time favorite designs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43146297
There's a monster girl "pokedex" currently in the works. I think it's on the 2nd gen pokemusu now. It's not hugbox like MGE, so be warned. No NTR, I don't think, but bad end death stuff is mentioned for the more dangerous ones. But 95% of it is explicitly lewd like MGE. How to court them (catch them). Etc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43146394
I think it's perfectly fine if that daughter you're marrying either doesn't exist in his canon or he gives you permission. I wouldn't have a problem if it happened to my daughter if it was a good guy she was marrying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43146345
The moment you get anywhere near a magic using Monster, a Dark Mage, a Lich, a Lilim, they utter a word and your invisibility fades. Can you guess what happens then next?

[Anonymous No.]

what happens if you break a demons contract?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43146413
i like most of them. purple, blue, alabaster and chocolate seem to come up an awful lot though

[Anonymous No.]

>>43146430
fuck off

[Anonymous No.]

>>43146436
>>>/trash/

[Anonymous No.]

>>43146444
https://monstergirlencyclopedia.miraheze.org/wiki/Demon%27s_Feather_Pen

[Anonymous No.]

>>43146452
is that where the thing is?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43146452
>>43146448
>>43146330
>>43146189
>>43146002
Hi Anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>43146458
>Most of the content exchanged is basically a peaceful treaty that benefits both nations
Biggest load of shit I've ever read.

[Anonymous No.]

Grape your pharaohs

[Anonymous No.]

>>43146494
I would rather not help turn one of the only halfway decent places in MGE into another shitty orgy full of degenerates.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43146458
accidentally break a clause in marriage contract that stipulates a minimum of 10 kisses each day, you slept in so you missed your quota accidentally.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43146497
It's like the even with pharaoh in charge. Only difference is graped kingdoms have better fashion, better shops, and better food. And all the girls are higher levels as a result of their graping

[Anonymous No.]

I just want to be a minor noble in monster lands...partially because I enjoy city building and management games.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43146512
what about lands ruled by a khepri king anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43146494
I'll protect the pharaoh by keeping the grape busy with dates!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

I’ll just be a soldier Of fortune, maybe seducing a princess there, sleping with a nun over there

[Anonymous No.]

>>43146528
yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>43146518
just build your own city from scratch, you have the time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43146537
anon, that girl is always the same hebi

[Anonymous No.]

I'm a prince and I'm going to kidnap a Dragoness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43146481
>>43146497
Kill yourselves subhuman

[Anonymous No.]

>>43146540
I mean, I'd need land and capital.
And for that I'd need to go adventuring.
And if I do that, I'm going to get married at some point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43146512
Horseshit, at least under a pharaoh I wouldn't have to risk seeing some woman getting gangbanged in an alleyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43146550
Meds, reetard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43146551
plenty of open land, it even has all the materials you need and the land will provide a wife to help you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43146525
I personally prefer the tribal sandworm anarchy.

No one worm in charge, just a loose set of solemn codes that basically says:
>don't eat your neighbor's prey
>don't eat your neighbor's husband
>help a worm in need

[Anonymous No.]

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that a new an interesting array of monster girls can exist in the local bodies of water!
Nerids, sea slimes, maybe even a Charybdis sitting in the shallows.
Go and explore your local waterways today!*
*We are not responsible for Flatfish kidnappings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43146582
I hate deep water and I hate water monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43146548
It’s the same wurm, no a hebi, they give me the hebi, jibes

[Anonymous No.]

>>43146582
flatfish is my destiny but there is no water around...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43144781
goodness, that was a long one.
i do agree cid was pretty insufferable to my tastes for the first couple chapters. i see the reasoning to it, it does portray him as an ideal prey animal. got somewhat more tolerable as it went along.
the roller coaster premise was pretty good too, i love scenarios where anon is forced into close proximity with monsters and clutching her was very sweet.
i could tell you had a lot of fun with bianca, it was an interesting portrayal.
cid has a crazy amount of stamina too. i'd be tired as fuck after two or three of those attractions+chases, give up and ask if she wanted to eat ice cream together or something. still, the mental image of being pursued by a haggard, pissed and done-with-this-shit manticore is a good one.
always feel that pang of regret for side characters who don't get their featured happy endings (mob face soldier beetle in particular) but it's greedy for me to want that in a story with so many characters.
would've liked a peek inside the haunted mansion but it's a little out of scope
alraune and kakuen came off far too bitchy and outright mean to my sensibilities. i feel like plant girls get done dirty too much but maybe that's just me.

anyhow, i don't mean to come off too severe; i had a good time reading through it apart from some nitpicks. love manticores

[Anonymous No.]

>>43146439
Young me would've loved to have met a gloomy bathtub ghost like her. Nowadays, I'd be too ashamed over being too old for her tastes; moreso now that my own grey is showing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43146603
Truly a tough spot you're in.
May need to go see a Girtablilu about that.
I hear they know all the good spots in drylands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43145981
>Hfw Anon confesses that he's been fucking her loli-daughter since the first evening
>Yfw she annonces tonight's menu is Oyakodon not tofu
The only thing more cunning than one foxx is two foxxes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43144903
Ipotanes > Centaurs
All the advantages of the hosspussy from behind with more regular positions from the front, none of the size and mobility problems of the hossbody.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43144915
Agreed, KC canon nightmare and centaur suffer that they were early-art styles so are pretty simplistic compared to later releases.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43145150
Going to track you down with no escape.

[Anonymous No.]

You think Eros agents would go undercover online and make friends with lonely guys to make sure they don't do anything bad?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43146647
I think the only way you could make oyakodon not trigger the pansies in /mgt/ is if Anon married momma fox in a previous life, got reincarnated, then fell in love with his daughter and also rekindled his love for momma fox. All these hoops you need to jump through just to prevent these manchildren from crying NTR.

[Anonymous No.]

big kikis

[Anonymous No.]

>>43146700
You know for all your bitching you just sounds like a massive faggot upset that nobody likes your shitty cuckold fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43146712
>replying to the obvious bait

[Anonymous No.]

>>43146036
Dont you need to mix mana in the xage with all the desired species to get your Chimera?
Maybe find an Anon with a harem of the types you need and 'commission' your waifu by providing the mana-cage and your made waifu is basically marrying one of his daughters.
Bicorns make the gold by pimping out their Anon and their harem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43146689
It would turn into a "To Catch a Predator" scenario. You would start chatting with some bro on the internet who reached out to you that he too is lonely and disgruntled. Then you'd show up to a gym to lift with him, only to find the cupid Christine Hansen there. She'd force you to take a seat and talk about all the messages you posted about how you weren't really lonely and that you were happier alone. After she finished interrogating you, you would make a sheepish exit out of the gym and be taken down in the parking lot by your loving wife that Eros hand picked for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43146724
but what if I want Christine Hansen as my new wife?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43146731
Then she continually uncrosses and re-crosses her legs during the interview and tells you that she can make all your problems go away if you do what she says. (It's marrying her)

[Anonymous No.]

>>43146731
....sorry anon, she's married to the job
>A very special TO CATCH A PREDATOR episode focusing on Christina Hansen herself

[Anonymous No.]

>>43146700
Bestrice is just a variety of harem not NTR
>"cunning old foxx" cucking her daughterfoxx behind her back is ntr, consensual simultaneous double-up isnt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43146741

[Anonymous No.]

>>43146724
>Lately been having some darker thoughts, decide to talk about them to this new friend you've made
>Nice guy, even if it feels like he's a bit preachy when it comes to that Eros junk
>Little does Anon know that behind his bro's screen is a panicking Cupid calling into dispatch to get a swat team in order
>The second Anon posts about how he thinks he's gonna go through with it his front door is kicked down and he's arrested by a swarm of officers in pink armor

[Anonymous No.]

>>43146746
Then I would refuse to leave my seat until she agrees to marry me, all on camera!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43146747
Get them both pregnant
>full daughter-aunt-granddaughter-neice confusion

[Anonymous No.]

>>43146709
Made for picking on about her weight and poor spine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43146749
Did he bust out a magnifying glass to see if her eyes were closed?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43146731
>>43146746
"Don't make me ruin the butt Christine! I'm a warrior!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>43146773
think so

[Anonymous No.]

>>43146773
he's got to make sure she isn't evil

[Anonymous No.]

>>43146746
>now you told me in this chatroom that you were happier alone and had no interest in mamono, but the messages you posted to a different anonymous image board tell a different story
>"I want to huff cupid wings"
>"I want to kiss cupid tummies"
>"I want to come in a cupid's hat and make her wear it"
>can you explain any of those messages?

[Anonymous No.]

i'm a swamp slut

[Anonymous No.]

>>43144493
>be Anon-kid
>chbf-Bicorn keeps introducing Anon to new kids in the playground, at preschool
>start playing more games - 'Doctor', 'House'
>growing up with group of galpals
>games like spinthebottle, twister, truth&dare, lipstickparty etc
>twinhorns keep growing bigger
>Anons 16th birthday party
>all Anons friends moms bake aphrodisiac cakes and potion drinks
>close the doors
>allnight fuck orgy
andthatshowImetmyharem

[Anonymous No.]

>>43146804
>chubby gator girl
>mangrove dryad who uses her roots like tentacles
Which one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43146828
Gator, chubby is better

[Anonymous No.]

>notice all the milk in the fridge is out
>tell Kiki I'm going to the store to pick up some
>she stops me and says she has a better solution
>when I ask what she pulls her shirt open and reveals her double Ds filling out a cow print bra
I don't want to let her down but at the same time I also can't use that for my cereal man...
What would Shog have done in that situation?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43146828
gator

[Anonymous No.]

>>43146834
with shog, your milk would be purple

[Anonymous No.]

>>43146834
shog would have already replaced all the milk with her own

[Anonymous No.]

>>43146834
Anon dummy thinks that empty bottle in the fridge was cow-milk from the shop.
It was switched over months ago, as soon as the Kiki maid arrived.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43146741
>>43146749
I warned you about foxes

[Anonymous No.]

>>43146731
>>43146743
>>43146746
>>43146792
Buy the special dvd edition that comes with the unaired special episode that's just anon dicking down Christina Hansen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43146834
>just double ds
yea, get yourself a real milk maid anon

[Anonymous No.]

are dryads for gloryhole fetish?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43144446
I recently purchased a cute Anubis slave girl. How do you think I should decorate her? I was thinking about some tattoos to start with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43146841
Don't forget her also leaving to go do "shopping", where once she steps out of sight she milks herself into the bottles, getting off on the thought of you drinking it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43146839
Shoggs were created by the OldOnes at Mountains of Madness to be their servants.
Created so their goo looks like a Kiki maido uniform because even OldOnes knew Kikis were the best maidos to try to copy.

[Anonymous No.]

Okay but what would taste better between Kiki's milk and Shog's grape soda lactate?

[Anonymous No.]

Sometimes Gazer is a laid-back beacon of wisdom and tranquility that easily slips into lovey-dovey doting. And other times she's an aggressive tease/borderline bully that suddenly switches to belligerence if anyone muscles in on her turf.

[Anonymous No.]

Hachinosu seems like a fun place, Apoo should join BB

[Anonymous No.]

>>43146894
Fuck wrong thread

[Anonymous No.]

>https://files.catbox.moe/7cyg5a.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>43146994
Not clicking that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43146999
But it's the portal ritual

[Anonymous No.]

>>43146999
Just made sure with it and it’s nothing controversial it’s just a monster girl that drugged her man with sex drugs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43145136
all of the mofu in the world, for me. no one else gets any.
is that so much?

[Anonymous No.]

>The apophis cult is started once again in the pharaoh’s city
>Grows in power and members
>Anon with apophis fetish learns about said cult
>Joins and immediately carts off apophis
>Cult dissolves due to no apophis

[Anonymous No.]

>>43146892
Oh, and she seems to change moods on a whim. Sometimes I'll be enjoying a lap pillow, and then she'll crack a toothy smile and decide to coat my ears in her goo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43147026
Fox tail is the worst layout of fur you can get anyway. Gluing yourself to a tail is impersonal and wierd but the rest of the girl has nothing going on

[Anonymous No.]

>>43147026
wait a second, thats the cropped one i used for an objector in tf2 and i accidentally deleted the original.
oops. take this cursed fox instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43147039
name your fluffy mg then

[Anonymous No.]

>>43147056
Oh wow, a five tailed rat!
Rare spawn indeed.

[Anonymous No.]

Do foxes cap out at 9 tails?
Is there a power difference between a fox that grew her 9 tails herself and the fox that got creampied 10,000 times by her hubby?
Are fox clothes machine washable?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43147058
Manticore is better

[Anonymous No.]

>>43147064
>do foxes cap
yes. but if you are into 10+ tail abominations there is always magic
>power difference
not really, but the ones that grew them due to age are generally more willing to use their strength
>machine washable
depends on the age of the fox in question.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43147065
she's not the comfy type of fluff, bad taste detected.

[Anonymous No.]

weasel fluff

[Anonymous No.]

>>43147076
Ah more of a man's best friend kind of person. Well, there is no shortage of cu siths and kobolds if you are into that.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to fight sword lim

[Anonymous No.]

just wear a chastity cage and monsters can't get you stupid

[Anonymous No.]

>>43147073
>but the ones that grew them due to age are generally more willing to use their strength
woe to the courier anon tasked with delivering package from BadHuman.com to the ancient 9-tailed foxcel

[Anonymous No.]

>>43146709
Ready to give Anon his first quest, to deal with the rat girls in the tavern basement.

[Anonymous No.]

As much as I hate to admit it, I am the biggest faggotcat bait alive. When the portals open how can I keep my virginity safe from these shitposters?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43147236
That's easy, just hide your dick in a purple Werecat. You'll be completely invisible!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43147236
Personally I'd give it to a more honest and reliable monster for safekeeping.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43147264
I'd rather be bullied than harassed everyday with "send dik and balls" texted to me by Jinko.

[Anonymous No.]

Do you like big eared dog grills?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43147326
I'd just show them to her in person.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43147337
More surface area to bully is good. Give me an elephant girl whose ears I can hide my head in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43147337
if you ever get too hot, just lean over and kiss your tall big eared doggo and have a natural fan from her ears starting to wag

[Anonymous No.]

Man's breast friend

[Anonymous No.]

>>43147337
They look like they get in the way

[Anonymous No.]

>>43147363
>giant canine wife resting her head on your chest
>radar dish ears just sitting there ripe for the teasing
>use your finger to brush the very tips of the fur on her ears
>her ear twitches away
>do it again
>wife rolls over and give you the "one more time and you're dead" glare
Dare you?

[Anonymous No.]

Do you think monster girls use sex toys or do you think they wouldn't want to since they won't get mana from them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43147376
[X] Touch twitchy ears

[Anonymous No.]

>>43147366
>man's breed friend
fixed

[Anonymous No.]

>>43147376
Pissing her off just makes it better. Besides, what's she going to do, rape me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43147385
The kakuen's entire thing is masturbation, MG schlick. Other monsters definitely would too, especially before marriage, but I bet solo toy usage would drop off once they have a man. They'd still be fun spice for the bedroom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43147395
>quote from husband raped

[Anonymous No.]

>>43147376
>wife rolls over and give you the "one more time and you're dead" glare
>give her tummy rubs and tickles
>rolls over again to escape the onslaught
>go back to touching her ears

[Anonymous No.]

>>43147412
>torturing your innocent wife like this
Humans are the real monster

[Anonymous No.]

>>43147427
Yeah, tickle monsters. Terrors of daughteru's, tormentors of wives.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43147427
You must make time to remind your canine waifu that you are the alpha. Even if she is a cleaner kiki meido, ahe must learn her place

[Anonymous No.]

>https://files.catbox.moe/qla5fl.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>43147255
Thanks worked like a charm

[Anonymous No.]

>https://files.catbox.moe/8yihy1.png
the fate of slime lords

[Anonymous No.]

>>43147579
What the fuck is wrong with the guy’s torso, slime nipples are 10/10 though

[Anonymous No.]

>>43147579
Imagine Terraria modded by Zell

[Anonymous No.]

DID YOU KNOW: The slimezuri can defeat any man easily in seconds.

[Anonymous No.]

>Hakutaku teacher get into a sex agreement with baka man raised by Wurm mom
>Put him the easiest tests
>He fails them all
>She just plain cant justify passing him, she tries all
>Sobbing.jpg because he failed
>Everyone thinks she is an ass that just had sex with him and didnt kept her word

[Anonymous No.]

Behold!
The Wandering Malformation! The Black Eclipse Wyvern! The Harbinger of Frenzy!
Look upon her and tremble!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43147665
She looks like your hollering just woke her up

[Anonymous No.]

>>43147669
Good, it's not healthy for a growing girl to sleep too much

[Anonymous No.]

>>43147665
Chaotic gore magala deserves love, care, and a chance to get back at her shagaru sister

[Anonymous No.]

>try to look for cu sith art
>all of it is art of some faggot from housamo

[Anonymous No.]

>https://files.catbox.moe/zzfoye.png
foxes?

[Anonymous No.]

>Be prince anon the middle child
>Eldest brother gets betrothed to the Wurm Queen below our city
>Youngest becomes a man of the cloth for the Fallen God moving into the nun convent
>I get married to the High Orc bandit queen so she’ll stop her P’orcs from kidnapping men for marriage

[Breathfag No.]

I wanna sniff danuki breath all day everyday!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43147385
I h/c that Centaurs who cant schlick their rear hosspussy will go into the forest, find a tree with a convenient height branch, carve it into a dildo and back up onto it.
Well crafted branches become hangouts for small groups of delinquent Cents
>be Anon
>portal opens, step through into a small forest clearing
>see a cute teen Centaur
>she sees Anon
>she's obviously excited, eyes bright, face flushed, breathing ragged...
>Anon beckons her closer
>Cent blushes shyly, hesitates
>Anon thinks she is stuck trapped, offers to come help her get free
>Cent blushes harder...
Anon's funny embarrassing himym story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43147790
There is a downside to using very generic species names.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43147956
All the MGE names are generic - Mermaids, Lamias, Pharoahs, Anubii - I always figured KC had just used standard English names in the translations.
Anyone read MGE in moonrunes? Are they the same?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43147931
Its canon that mamonos will deliberately go into the Tentacle Forests.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43148008
This isn't a unique problem it's just a very annoying one when characters are overshadowed by more popular franchises. Funnily enough Anubis has a lot of unrelated but essentially identical art.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43147694
You think they have dhampir-tier feuds?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43148058
Otoh any other similar female monstergirl art can be headcanoned as just being variant MGE girls - e.g. MonOisho and Monmusu girls, but even just generic Vamps Elfcels Mermaids etc

[Anonymous No.]

>>43148158
I liked that vampire but the only manga I could find of it was half translated into english at best. Shame, she was a fun girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43145937
more like dogs and cats like kissing me
srsly animals never run away from me,to most people when you come near a cat or dog or piegon they run away but not from me

[Anonymous No.]

Is there a fetish you hate out side of the obvious guro/scat/ntr/blacked/bleached?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43148442
Heavy emasculation/sissy
only thing worse than that is the 3d's that are into it
Also bleached?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43148442
I hate mindbreak. The idea of being fucked into loving it is super rapey and weird. It's basically a subgenre of bimboification at this point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43148442
You forgot vore as an obvious
Other then that, mindbreak, regardless of gender.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43148442
Futa and Furry
>I'm here for girls not dicks, and monstergirls not animals
I dont mind monsterboys but I just ignore them as failed competition because their presence in some canons just reinforces that all monstergirls want the BHC

[Breathfag No.]

>>43148442
>Is there a fetish you hate out side of the obvious guro/scat/ntr/blacked/bleached?
BDSM and foot fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43148442
Futanari
Snuff
abortion (yeah I know is a snuff subsection but its the tag that hides when you loof for preg stuff)
extreme femdom
Slob
furry

[Anonymous No.]

>>43148442
Anything that's not anal/vaginal
I'm not even kidding, I skip every non-penetrative sex scene in games/VN/eromanga. It just feels so dumb and a waste of effort, only case when I can enjoy a handjob is nursing handjob because titty is so good

[Anonymous No.]

>>43145732
>>43146397
White Horn-san is pure! If you asked a flustered White Horn-san to pin you against a wall she wouldn’t know what to do!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43148561
She doesn't know to pin you against a wall? Silly deer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43148442
Grimdark shit in monster girl settings. I couldn't play Monster Girl Quest, cause I genuine felt too bad for humanity in that setting. Both "God" and the monsters are pricks, and even ignoring their
purpose of serving as low tier fetish material like for vore. The monster girls are just crule and sadistic. There is some good stuff in the game, and it has some few not horrid characters. I just can't stand some of the weird shit, and the whole "coexistence" spiel after learning of the literal body counts of some of the main characters. A more personal gripe with certain fetishes overlapping with monster girl media, is how my love for Slime Girls, means having to filter tons of garbage tags like futa, genderbend and vore, anytime I search for new material. That and cheating/used goods which like why even have them as monstergirls at that point? Reality is plenty bleak enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43148442
I should just post link to that one work by uru and say NONE OF THAT

[Anonymous No.]

>>43148696
Gotta be honist if I its not my personal fantasy I dont get for used goods

[Anonymous No.]

>>43147956
at least you guys get girls
it's a bara dog for cu sith

[Breathfag No.]

Cu sith would be cool to friend. Not to lewd though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43148696
>Grimdark shit in monster girl settings. I couldn't play Monster Girl Quest, cause I genuine felt too bad for humanity in that setting. Both "God" and the monsters are pricks
Oh god MGQ was so retarded about it, this idiotic hypocritical morality turned Luka into an insufferable monster apologist
>monsters kill humans and brag about it
>"t-they are just misunderstood, I'll depower her for 2 weeks and that will set her straight!"
>human extremists retaliate and kill monsters
>"HULK SMASH, I KILL YOU NOW!"

[Anonymous No.]

lets say a monster species commits 50% of violent crimes despite being only 13% of the population
would you say that species is evil?

[Anonymous No.]

sithfags will not stop at 2
they will beg until KC draws everything up to 5

[Anonymous No.]

>>43148696
>why even have them as monstergirls at that point?
I might be going out on a limb here but my best is on the monster parts attached to the woman. Monster girl does not mean mge monster girl.
>>43148785
in fairness luka just hates killing. In the epilogue the other monster girls sentence everyone to life imprisonment if they think they aren't going to accept the big blanket pardon and most of the big names like the beelzebubs I think might just be dead. The game is bad at portraying it but I think it's implied everyone mostly got along before the ilias false flag attack

[Anonymous No.]

>>43148857
https://files.catbox.moe/t949rp.jpg
Have a scale to more modern sensibilities.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43148816
But 99% of MGE violent crimes are rapes.
The other 1% are public handholdings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43148902
correct
i want my wife to be an amorphous non-euclidean tesseract being living in the 4th dimension
something something harkness

[Anonymous No.]

>>43148696
>like why even have them as monstergirls at that point?
That's very weird statement. Do you think that monster girls have to be 100% reddit wholesome for people to find it arousing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43148857
I want KC to make a level 3/4 girl just too see the mental breakdown people would have

[Anonymous No.]

>>43149219
a cait sith is already 4 if you took off her clothes
i always thought they stood up to your waist at most.
now how would KC manage to get a 5 off, that would be something to see.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43149258
>KC makes a dog with a animeface
>MGE fanbase commits collective suicide

[Anonymous No.]

>all those retard takes
>"teheee furry ecksdeee ebin troll"
Is there a /v/ thread up or what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43149283
a jinkenmen girl would probably work
no worse than a torsoless centaur.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43149258
>i always thought they stood up to your waist at most.
They are proportioned like lolis so it would be a good assumption.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43149205
well I don't find it arousing to listen to or read a girl rant about their previous partners. Recall a specific Dark Valkyrie script, which really turned me off due to it. I want to be the object of desire, not hear somebody else past affairs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43148594
White Horn-san thinks kabedon is a fancy new dish at Selkie’s Diner, she doesn’t know lewd things

[Anonymous No.]

(you) are chosen to be a player in a pro CSGO tournament thanks to a lottery system that allows random viewers to take part
which 4 mamono do you put on your team?
automatons are banned due to aimbot

[Anonymous No.]

>>43149471
Four Kikis

[Anonymous No.]

>>43149471
is shogputer tournament legal? Otherwise, I might have some issues...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43149471
My buddy BJ (an Alp), my dog Daisy (Kobold) and the two random Elves I caught trying to give young boys candy in the park

[Anonymous No.]

>>43149471
all beelzebub for eyesight and reaction speed

[Anonymous No.]

>>43149419
Yeah, sure. I get that nobody here finds that arousing. Hell, most people in general don't find that arousing.
But saying "If they are gonna do that why would you have them as monster girls?" is still a very odd statement.
Like, do you legitimately not get it or are you just being facetious?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43149419
>arousing to listen to or read a girl rant about their previous partners
how do you get around incest then
your very existence requires it to be used goods

[Anonymous No.]

>>43149419
There is like one dude writing all these mge asmr scripts and sometimes he goes mask off and makes them degenerate.

[Anonymous No.]

>Do you have a NATO compliant PDW? Oh no- Don't tell me your weapons and guns in general are some garbage Cold War-era Soviet Surplus garbage! Inherited ashitty Mosin from your Boomer grandpappy who sniped a Red Commie back in his Army days?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>43149590
is the phased plasma rifle in the 40 watt range my automaton gf gave me when i found her in some ruins NATO compliant?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43149532
Previous anon asked for fetishes one dislikes, and my personal preference is not a selfish woman with some monster parts, but a ideal partner which I can trust to not hurt me (which happens to inclunde all the kinky monstergirl sex).
>>43149541
Some people have real siblings, and therfore don't find it erotic to fantasize about those sorts of things. I didn't talk about incest, I just meant the whole sloppy seconds thing, or the scenario of a "loving" wife settling for a new guy, which erodes the personal fantasy I have in mind.
>>43149547
I have noticed, some people must make all that they touch impure. Again, this is why I get so bogged down by the massive need for filters to avoid certain shit, and even more frustrated when it is not enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43149471
All lilim to make a horny aura so strong the enemy team is forced to forfeit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43149674
You're going to turn the whole event into a monogamy orgy, idiot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43149590
nato is for pussies

[Anonymous No.]

>>43149664
>my personal preference
That still doesn't answer my question. I know what you prefer but that's not what annoyed me.
But whatever, either your dodging the question or legitimately don't understand it so I won't bother.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43149590
fuck that, im getting colt monitor or the fn mdl D, then im going to figure out how to get a rotary clip on a double barrel boltaction and if possible an over-under so i can make the wolfslayer sniper rifle

[Anonymous No.]

>>43149710
t. Serbian Kiki

[Anonymous No.]

>>43149664
wife getting new guy also doesn't jive with me especially if she already has a child. no matter what you will be a third class parent since women imprint, even on a piece of shit the absentee would be more valued than you trying to parent because you weren't the donor.

[Anonymous No.]

Which monster girl would you go bowling with?

[Anonymous No.]

how do we defeat the vampire menace?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43149789
Oni

[Anonymous No.]

>>43149789
Kiki

[Anonymous No.]

>>43149789
khepri

[Anonymous No.]

>>43149793
With peners.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43149789
marinate in garlic sauce for a week and then dump directly on a hot sunny beach

[Anonymous No.]

>>43149789

[Anonymous No.]

>>43149789
Probably any of them that know how to bowl or are willing to learn.
Its a pretty comfy game.

[Anonymous No.]

does it count as used goods if her previous man was (you) in a past life, again, and again, and again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43149789
Dullahan.
>literally

[Anonymous No.]

>>43146804
You gave me an idea
Also a bunch of other stuff...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43149821
whoops meant for >>43149793

[Anonymous No.]

>>43149793
With whips

[Anonymous No.]

>>43149827
Yeah. YOLO

[Anonymous No.]

>>43149833
>we wuz hellwan
kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>43149789
Elf

[Anonymous No.]

>>43149833
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eT3BFzSD6YY

[Anonymous No.]

>>43149833
top right needs more 4head

[Anonymous No.]

>>43149844
>being an atheist in a world where God and angels literally exist
for WHAT purpose

[Anonymous No.]

>>43149789
Don't like bowling but I'd sit and watch a snek do it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43149876
Unless Eros herself comes down and tells me to get some bitches, I refuse to believe. Angels are probably just a type of monster pretending to be an agent of the divine.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to sex the lich.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43149902
but anon angels can literally cure lepers and made bread from nothing

[Anonymous No.]

>>43149902
Angels don't like people anyway so fat fucking chance

[Anonymous No.]

>>43149936
No, She's gonna make a shadow clone of herself and make you fuck it so she can figure out how much you can cum before giving you a potion so you'll perfectly fill her up before she lets you fuck her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43149948
Demon magic probably.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43147206
>get quest to defeat the ratgirls under the tavern
>search until I find a rat girl hanging near the basement entrance and chase her around
>follow her until she's cornered
>to my shock, she leaps onto a tiny window and swiftly escapes
>before that, she looks behind me and says "all yours, don't forget to pay me later"
>I turn around in time to see the kiki barmaid locking the exit with a lewd expression
>get married and have 8 kids
many such cases, beware of beginner quests

[Anonymous No.]

For me, it's big cows

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw you and your monster girl wiife suck on the massive cow tits of the healer nun holst of the party
>she gets a breast milk addiction like me

[Anonymous No.]

>>43150162
There is a fox hidden in this image

[Anonymous No.]

>>43150190
They are everywhere, even in your walls

[Anonymous No.]

>>43150181
Fact: 95% of human-monster adventuring parties become harems within 6 months of being formed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43150162
Monsters walking around with tits at head height are asking to be motorboated

[Anonymous No.]

>>43150277
yup but milk is what unites my harem together

[Anonymous No.]

>>43149789
A Kiki with beeg american tities.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43144446

[Anonymous No.]

>>43150408
Are you sure that's a succubus and not a goat of some kind?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43150486
>among monsters succubi and demons having unique horns are seen as beautiful and elegant
>but humams just tease and laugh at them for looking like rams or cows

[Anonymous No.]

>>43150641
Hey, I'm just saying that if it bleats like a goat, eats cans like a goat and headbutts you like a goat...

[Anonymous No.]

me and cheshire shall on the cow healers tits, as a joke hahah

[Anonymous No.]

i like dark settings
because i have a hero complex and want to save a mamono girl from nazi concentration camps by heroically assaulting the camp with my buddies instead of waiting for the tanks to arrive because they'll kill all the prisoners by the time support arrives

[Anonymous No.]

>>43144446

[Anonymous No.]

me and cheshire shal suckl on the cow healers tits, as a joke hahah hah, no way we are addicted to her milk, no way.

[Anonymous No.]

why would you attack the good guys though?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to have sex with choco cow, i want to do it now

[Anonymous No.]

>>43144493
kek'd good greenie

[Anonymous No.]

>>43150999
because villains are more fun to be around

[Anonymous No.]

>>43151027
i was referring to>>43150961
why would he attack the camps of the good guys?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43151036
i stand by what i said

[Anonymous No.]

>>43151036
from my point of view the monsters are evil

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43151101
depends on if frontussy or bestiality

[Breathfag No.]

>>43151101
Second one for centaur daughteru. First one for rare chance of human son.

[Anonymous No.]

if men alp because of gay thoughts
amd gay thoughts are cured via shock therapy
if i tazer an alp, will it become a guy again

[Anonymous No.]

New Gaira, so new KC girl. This time, an arachne.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43151156
Nah, that's just how you get a alp with a shock fetish

[Anonymous No.]

>>43151217
it's a nice expression but i don't really like the anatomy around the hip area.
also who the fuck balances a tray like that?

[Anonymous No.]

And thus did Anon Khan establish the units of ten thousand and appoint the leaders of the ten thousand; his daughters, and established the units of a thousand and appointed the leaders of the thousand; his granddaughters, and establish the units of the hundred and name the leaders of the hundred; his great-granddaughters, and establish the units of ten and appoint the leaders of the ten; his great-great-granddaughters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43151217
I only see a cow

[Anonymous No.]

>>43151226
spiders do, theym have amazing balance
>>43151234
boring, imma make history myself by stealing the queen of dragonia

[Anonymous No.]

>>43151217
Didn't he say last Patreon questions that Gaira is in limbo in whether it's canon or not?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43149830
top kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>43148857
I'd go to three

>>43148902
I'd go to four

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

i want to keep a slimegirl entirely inside my intestines
after taking a fast and cleaning up of course, i don't want her to get dirty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43151302
Now I'm imagining slimes going back to water droplet form for transport and some cuddling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43151217
I've seen like four of these comics before a single game update

[Anonymous No.]

>>43151347
turns out a cover page is a little simpler

[Anonymous No.]

>valkyrie stands in the middle of an Order city
>she shouts: "The Chief God can go suck a dick!"
>grabs a boy
>refuses to elaborate
>leaves

[Anonymous No.]

>>43151347
pay up, western devil

[Anonymous No.]

>>43151370
>Tfw one day the cheif goddes wakes up an there is no holy tendies at her door
>She goes from her smelly neet cave and sees that all her angels have left her

[Anonymous No.]

Hairy worm, hairy worm! Her shitty rhymes make you squirm!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43151464
cute ugly bug

[Anonymous No.]

Summer is almost upon us

[Anonymous No.]

>>43151498

[Anonymous No.]

>>43145083
nah, I'd rather buy a water-breathing-magic manual from this totally trustworthy not-a-mermaid salesperson and then march along the ocean floor to surprise the enemy coastline, surely our troops won't encounter any sea critters along the way, of course.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43145136
uh, oh no, I don't have any wish prepared... Can we just like, be friends?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43145136
cow nuns for all parties

[Anonymous No.]

>>43151498
>>43151504
I think I've yearned for women in these kinds of hats since I first saw Winry from FMA wearing one

[Anonymous No.]

>>43151574
the big floppy straw hat is something i also enjoy

[Anonymous No.]

>>43151574
for me it's the sundress

[Anonymous No.]

I see the goo as a plus. I bet it improves skin and hair health, and also feels great.
Nightgaunt coating her husband in goo was what stood out most to me from her profile. I woul love Gazer to so something like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43151498
The best part about Spring is more monsters in tight baseball pants

[Anonymous No.]

>>43151600
the humble dress and sundress are unbeatable

[Anonymous No.]

>>43144700
Monsters fixes broken dicks

[Anonymous No.]

how big you like your fairies?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43151682
He also forgot that a lot of monsters, if not all of them, have nursing and healing fetishes. The immediate thought from a monstergirl upon seeing a broken man is "I can fix him."

[Anonymous No.]

>>43151708
which mamonos see a broken man, and think "I can make him worse"?

[Anonymous No.]

what are the thread thoughts on?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43151722
Only the most ancient of evils.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43151724
no think
head empty

[Anonymous No.]

>>43151724

[Anonymous No.]

>>43151722
ms devil
the sabbath

[Anonymous No.]

Always be careful when handling cloth obtained from monster-friendly territories. Ittan-momen have a tendency to get mixed up with normal cloth while spacing out. Anything from clothes, curtains, a towel, or even your bedsheets might be one lying in wait.

[Anonymous No.]

I want hebi to mind break me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43151766
You already are. Remember last week when you were talking about how much you hate hebis and that you would never marry one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43151766
the nice thing about ms hebi is she'll take the time to build you back into something better afterwards

[Anonymous No.]

Anybody got that pic of the holstaur getting denied sex over and over until she snaps? I can't find it anywhere.

[Anonymous No.]

I hate hebis and I would never marry one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43151801
All I have is the uncensored version and I don't want to go on vacation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43151824
There's an uncensored version?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43151801
i have cow in red

[Anonymous No.]

Never mind, found it.

April of 2012.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43151879
this is why you should always touch the cow and do it now

[Anonymous No.]

>>43151830
Yeah, but the one I have saved I edited the man's skin to be lighter because I am not a pavement ape. You'd have to look around for the original, probably on the artist's twitter if they have one.

[Anonymous No.]

Honestly kind of disgusted by all the bovine-appropriation going on in this thread. Unless you are a holst, haku, or mino, you're not a cow. You're a poser in a piebald bikini. You will NEVER be able to lactate like a cow. Stop trying, it's embarrassing and tasteless.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43151933
Can't you just put mspaint pasties on her nips or something?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43151942
any monster can be a cow

[Anonymous No.]

>>43151953
old desert cow

[Anonymous No.]

>>43151960
I will impregnate this hopper!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43151942
>sad ushi noises

[Anonymous No.]

>>43151911
hair covering the eyes always makes me rock hard

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43151629
I am uncomfortably erect thinking about MGs in tight baseball gear hitting dingers out of the park.

[Anonymous No.]

How do you stop a succubus home invasion?

[Anonymous No.]

THERE WILL BE BLOOD

[Anonymous No.]

>>43152072
Curtains+dog=safety

[Anonymous No.]

>>43152052
Same, I like it better when it’s the mirror maiden, headdress and blindfold

[Anonymous No.]

>>43151347
Only four? I thought they are monthly

[Anonymous No.]

>>43152072
if you have a cat it will bat at their tail and the succubus will become uncomfortable and leave

[Anonymous No.]

>>43152064
I'm more concerned with being erect from playing pitcher and having the monster catcher make lewd gestures for pitch selection

[Anonymous No.]

>>43152075
AIEEEEEEEEE KIKI-SAMA HELP ME

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43152155
This is awful

[Anonymous No.]

>>43152125
Cait sith proves herself the best and defends her territory once again. Aren't you grateful?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43152190
>pinches behind her neck and throws her outside
lole

[Anonymous No.]

Give me ALL of the mob faced hags you have in Hagvile.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43151960
prove it, give me the biggest foxcow you have.
the flavor is up to you.

[Anonymous No.]

Drew my wife gyobu

[Anonymous No.]

>>43152266
here
>>43152267
cute

[Breathfag No.]

>>43151879
>Pic
Imagine this, but with 5 cows instead

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to kick your waifu in the dick!

[Anonymous No.]

someones just tossing bait
now look at this cow, isnt she cute

[Anonymous No.]

Nooo, don't assimilate me, haha. I certainly don't want to be stuck perpetually in your body while you pleasure every milimeter of my body until my mind breaks.
I certainly hope you won't go around making my head peek out from your body and make me ahegao in front of others. Haha, that would be terrible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43152261
I drew and posted a foxhag back then but she doesn't have a mob face...
>>43152267
nice, what is she drinking?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43152261
got you
https://files.catbox.moe/q4woft.png

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/arinnkohumihumi/status/1637441910293020672?s=20
big nun

[Anonymous No.]

>>43152335
This nigga wants to become absorbed by, and therefore become part of a girl! What a loser!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43144465
Seeing this Saibawoman had me thinking: Is it considered incest if you wife a plant you've grown? Sure, you didn't make the seed, but you did nurture the plant girl into adulthood like a parent would.

[Anonymous No.]

>ask an automaton what her biggest dream is
>she says in her flat monotonous tone that her ultimate wish is to marry her master, get impregnated by him and then experience the joys of motherhood
Stupid machines, they think they can get pregnant lol robots can't get pregnant. Why are automatons so dumb? And nobody is going to marry a robot either that'd be like marrying a toaster. Robots only exist to be tools.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43152362
dork lim, gonna take her out on a date and watch her cute ears wiggle

[Anonymous No.]

>>43152472
she is the dork one of the whole family

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

It's flatfish friday

[Anonymous No.]

>>43152581
get kuu'd on

[Anonymous No.]

>>43152442
Don't bully Automatons, they mean well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43152442
I'm going to impregnate that automaton

[Anonymous No.]

>>43152662
You can't knock a machine up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43152075
Kakuens can double jump.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43151498
Someone get that Troll out of the sun before it's too late

[Anonymous No.]

re-enacting gachi scenes with my bros (alp)

[Anonymous No.]

>>43152671
Not with that attitude

[Anonymous No.]

>>43152682
I would have sex with and Alp, maybe impregnate her and even take responsibility as a joke

[Anonymous No.]

>>43152686
>blow your load into an automaton
>nothing happens
>2 months and still no baby
What's the next step of your master plan?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43152701
repeat

[Anonymous No.]

>>43152701
go to the local hobby store and pick a model out with my wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>43152709
That's not impregnation if the baby didn't come from the Automaton herself.
Robofuckers lose again. You will NEVER impregnate a robot.

[Anonymous No.]

You can if they have the right modifications.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43152749
WTF, I thought I was replaying to >>43152739.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43152749
>>43152754
>>43152739
>replaying
*replying
WTF is wrong with me today?

[Anonymous No.]

>gay men when their twink bf alps (this is the 5th one this month)

[Anonymous No.]

>>43152749
>modifications for a gestation chamber allowing the automaton to birth human children costs more than all the life savings you've ever had tripled so you'll never be able to afford it
Checkmate again robofucker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43152769
as an european this would be free

[Anonymous No.]

Dumb>Smart
Big>Small
Innocent>Lewd
Big dumb innocent monsters are thus the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43152701
>tfw anon doens not know that automatons make automatons

[Anonymous No.]

Need cunnymaton

[Anonymous No.]

Strong disagree. It's all about synergy
>Big Dumb Innocent
>Small Smart Lewd
I have an aversion to big smart lewd and small dumb innocent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43152872
there are many viable builds

[Anonymous No.]

>>43152847
I hate early access versions because then I'm not really excited for 1.0 launch after so much time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43152344
Kirin

[Anonymous No.]

>>43152872
>>Small Smart Lewd
Sounds like correction is urgently needed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43152749
>>>/vg/

[Anonymous No.]

>>43152883
Small chassis versions are great

[Anonymous No.]

>>43144781
there's no way that ferris wheel is osha compliant

[Anonymous No.]

How enraged would your Kiki and Shog maids be if they found out the reason you aren't giving them "special" attention is because you've actually been fapping furiously to magazines you get from your secret subscription to Slutty Satyros' Girls Weekly whenever you lock yourself up in your bedroom?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43152946
Now I realized that post-portals, all the safety laws would be modified to include performing sexual acts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43153021
The meaning of "safe sex" would also change quite drastically I think

[Anonymous No.]

>>43151629
>compressor
so, how busty is she once she takes it off? should I be afraid?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43152967
What in the world would possess a man to pay for playboy magazines of mamono when he lives in a world surrounded by them???
Kiki and Shog should beat the hell out of this idiot for being a paypig.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43153091
i like when ms hebi is smiling

[Anonymous No.]

>>43153091
inside of you there are 2 hebis
they both love you

[Anonymous No.]

>>43153059
>when he lives in a world surrounded by them???
He's scared of being rejected? He doesn't think he's capable of being a good partner? He just wants to be alone? There are a lot of reasons a guy might just want to keep doing the same jerk off and stay inside shit people are doing right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43153091
Who unleashed the kurohebi? She ought to remain sealed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43153059
Kiki and Shog would never beat their master, they would instead discard those filthy magazines and show him he has no need of them when he has Kiki and Shog by showing him the night of his life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43153142
hebi are meant to be free

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43151702
i like my fairies with big tits but fairy-sized torsos
just flying boobs and onaholes for me to use (and they like being used)

[Anonymous No.]

Pet your awoos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43153192
>>43153207
I hate hebis! I hate evil women! I hate monster girls! I will NOT be happy!

[Anonymous No.]

What's the maximum age a man can hope to reach before Monsters make his virginity expire?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43153263
depends on how many older sister and mommy monsters are around

[Anonymous No.]

>>43151347
Anon at this rate YandereDev will finish his game before KC.

[Anonymous No.]

>concern trolling over the game again
Why are cuckolds like this? Are they still mad over their fetish getting the treatment it deserves?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43153304
I'm not a cuckold you quadroon, I'm just of the opinion that with all of his projects, the DMCA bullshit, and the breadth of girls he's adding to the game it'll be a long fucking time ( if ever ) before the game fully comes out. For the last goddamned time, I fucking hate NTR.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43153304
Is it really trolling at this point? Last actual content update was over a year ago. I'm just really annoyed that KC can't seem to make the game or just call it quits and just cancel it so he can go back to making profiles like he seems to want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43152872
But Small Dumb Innocent is the second best after Small Smart Lewd

[Anonymous No.]

\\ beep \\ boop \\ i love you \\

[Anonymous No.]

>>43153059
Disappointed Kiki beats her Mashtah.
>be Anon
>wake up next morning hands tied to bedposts
>disappointed Kiki dumps pile of PlayCow and PentHebi magazines onto the bed
>slowly starts jacking Mashtah's D
>an hour later Mashtah is finally allowed to coom
>Kiki fastidiously licks it all up
>Kiki caringly spoonfeeds Mashtah her restorative chicken soup
>Kiki starts slowly jacking the D again
>three days later Mashtah is untied so he can stagger out to the trashcan and dump his unwanted magazines
>dutiful Kiki returns to cleaning the house as if nothing ever happened

[Anonymous No.]

>>43153304
I get that shitting on KC for the game slowness is one of the favorite shitposting tactics of our resident vermin, but this is really getting ridiculous at this point.
Just throw the towel completely or hand over the project to someone experienced with RPG maker, fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43153345
Why are her panties down? ...why is her hand buried in her crotch?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43153343
Fan poll gives Zipangese Salariman a task, task continues even though worker is overburdened.
>the reason we wait for the Portals to open

[Anonymous No.]

>>43153362
Because Anon just got lucky?

[Anonymous No.]

Funny how the second you point out very obvious concern trolling you get swarmed by a pack of retards all using the same language that's been used ever since Wightfag got slapped for being a retard. How curious...

[Anonymous No.]

>Pure, innocent, cinnamon bun elf knight agrees to bodyguard you while passing through dark elf territory
>have to wear a collar and a leash to get through unmolested
>she is embarrassed at first but seems to enjoy the idea way too much by the end

[Anonymous No.]

>>43153375
>Say something retarded
>People point out what you said is retarded
>"Wow! How curious people are telling me I'm stupid. Must be [insert bogyman of the week]"
Look, you said something stupid, people are fed up with KC not posting actual content but also being to stubborn to give up and make what he likes instead. That's it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43153384
>"people"
Yeah I guess you and a couple other discordfaggots constantly circlejerking the same exact shit every couple of days counts as "people".

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43153362
Clothing mishap in combat and she's covering herself up

[Anonymous No.]

>>43153360
Similarly to Wikifag and his problems with QC, KC really needs to either get a team or hand off the reins to the project to an experienced RPG Maker. He's almost, ironically, like the George Lucas of his own project because rather than starting small he wants to start massively and then get stuck not doing shit he actually enjoys.

All while people like me on an obscure Latvian corkboard website shit on his poor time management.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43153389
What the fuck are you on about, anon?
Whatever, seems like you already made up your mind so I guess I'm the idiot for trying to talk to you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43153382
>Take a detour through Order territory
>The master has become the pet

[Anonymous No.]

>>43153382
should have gotten a dragon Knight

[Anonymous No.]

Gonna go to a graveyard owned by a Lich at night and make exaggerated reactions to her Zombie minions there confused at what the hell I'm doing pointing in their faces and screaming and thrashing my camera around so I can upload the video of it to Youtube later as "DON'T GO TO HAUNTED GRAVEYARD AT 3AM! I GOT ATTACKED BY ZOMBIES?!" with a clickbait thumbnail and get millions of views and Youtube moneys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43153414
>Eventually get caught by the Lich's Ghouls that are sick of you making fun of their Zombie sisters
>Forced to make a live stream of you admitting your videos were fake and you were just terrorizing innocent women with you personally apologizing to every minion the Lich has raised
>Stream ends with the Lich calling you her dullard husband and making out with you as her minions film it like a parody of your previous videos
>After that the channel turns into a daily life vlog channel where Anon or random minions record the daily life of being in a Lich's army.
>Lich's videos are glorified video diaries of her trying to make you like her more

[Anonymous No.]

>>43153414
Undead Mamono would have it the worst in a world where youtube exists
>I WENT TO A HAUNTED BUILDING AND SAW A RAKE! / Urban Exporation #12
>video is a guy trespassing on a liches property and running away pretending to be scared when the camera pans to her
>VAMPIRE SUMMONING RITUAL AT 3AM! *DO NOT TRY THIS OR YOU WILL SUMMON A DEMON!*
>video is guy faking a ritual with candles and salt and then opening the door to his apartment to see his vampire neighbor getting home at night and then slamming the door
>DON'T STAY 24 HOURS AT HAUNTED HOTEL! (I got a ghost blowjob!)
>thumbnail is a wisp lunging at the camera

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43153357
Fluffy feather wrists on balls HJs are best HJs
>in the Maido Academy training manual the topic is written as "Master-baiting"

[Anonymous No.]

>>43152967
Foolish Anon, how can you hide pr0n under the bed when your Shoggy is the bed?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43153467
I sure hope the curriculum for maids in waiting that aren't kikis is just as stringent.

[Anonymous No.]

I am going to kiss the gang of delinquent gators, one by one

[Anonymous No.]

I PLAYED A HAUNTED VIDEO GAME AND THIS HAPPENED!
>video is man playing a random n64 game and having his Phantom wife secretly corrupt the tv screen and graphics
>1.4M+ views

[Anonymous No.]

>>43153492
Crocodilian girls are dangerous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43153458
>Undead Rights groups claiming said videos are discriminatory in nature and should be punishable by rape.
>Queen Wight makes a formal statement that single human men entering her country with a video camera will be detained on sight

[Anonymous No.]

Your bedroom is not a fucking zoo, do not mingle with animal girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>43153492
I'm not gonna let some big dumb cajun lizards bully me because I lived in the city

[Anonymous No.]

>>43153504
>gangbang porn
You can kill yourself for posting this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43153495
>I drank the CHESHIRE POTION at 3AM and THIS happened! (Not Clickbait) [REAL]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43153492
>>43153504
Gators fear the Crocodile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43153513
Well, a bit late for that, got a whole pack of werewolves sleeping in my bed right now

[Anonymous No.]

>>43153516
>it's just a special brand of beverage owned by a Cheshire that teleports the closest single cheshire next to you
>video is just Anon doing a taste review of the drink while the Cheshire tries begging for a sip since it's her favorite flavor
>3.4B views

[Anonymous No.]

>>43153492
It might be best to steer clear of them, they can be very rude and grumpy.
Florida is full of mean gators walking around the place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43153522
Jokes on them they can't bite you if you're too busy keeping their mouth shut with a big ol' french kiss.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43153537
Hit the gym, lady.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43153522
>>43153545
>Crocodilian girls are extremely smug (just like how real ones look , actually) because their hubby is constantly frenching them
powerful girls indeed

[Anonymous No.]

>>43153522
meanwhile gharials and caimans are just happy when you remember them

[Anonymous No.]

>>43153522
i don't even know what is the difference

[Anonymous No.]

>>43153537
>gator attacks a man
>turns out it's THE Florida man
>"you tried to rape me? well you're my bitch now"
task failed successfully

[Anonymous No.]

>>43153505
>enter undead country with a pair of glasses that have an inbuilt camera
>they don't suspect a thing
>don't even seem to question why I'm wearing these simple "sunglasses" at night time
Heh, time to film some clickbait. Wight palace, here I come.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43153559
>gharials and caimans
Gharial girls would probably be lanky tall girls while Caiman girls would be shortstacks or something especially if they’re dwarf caiman girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43153522
>>43153492
crocodilians just keep getting bigger as they get older, so I imagine Hagigators and Hagodiles are very big and extremely dangerous

[Anonymous No.]

>>43153566
>Wight's daughter turns out to be a huge tech junkie and can spot your glasses out right away
>Says that she won't rat you out if you let her suck your dick
>Surely nothing can go wrong, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43153570
>tease a Dwarf Caiman for being short
>next day she brings her Black Caiman cousin
you are in for a rape, do not bully the 'dilians

[Anonymous No.]

>>43153357
>"Now you vill not needz zhoze filzhy magazinez, Mashtah, you cans puts zhem in zhe trazh."
>the Kiki takes the empty soup bowl and leaves
>Anon staggers to his feet, scoops up the magazines, and staggers out to the trashbin on the curb
>Anon slowly returns to his front door
>Anon looks down, his pyjama pants are soaked in sweat, his licked clean abs are now a rockhard sixpack, his D hanging out has increased inches in length and girth from its tortuous corrective workout
>Anon slogs slowly across the room, mentally and physically wrecked like he has just run a Marathon... up Everest...
>in the kitchen Anon hears the Kiki maido humming some little tune
>Anon steps unsteadily towards the kitchen door
>Anon's Kiki maido is leaning over over the kitchen bench to clean dust off the window-sill, her short maido skirt lifting up to show her plain white cotton pantsu, the thin marerial pressing into the plump folds of her sweet pure Kiki-pussy...
>the Kiki pretends she hasn't noticed as Anon steps behind her, but her tail lifts slightly
The Maido Academy records many such successful porn-addiction cures

[Anonymous No.]

>Adventurer, please keep your distance from the Nile Crocodiles, they are too strong for you as you are now.

[Anonymous No.]

>Meanwhile, in MG Australia
>"Come on Anon, it's your turn to feed Big Cassia!"
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qfYdCPOxfPQ

[Anonymous No.]

>>43153591
>Hardcut to Anon happily playing with the Nile Crocs
>Turns out they were just grumpy because of the Pharaoh telling men they were scary and shouldn't be messed with

[Anonymous No.]

>>43153591
I want to pet one. Would you provide a training regimen so I can get strong enough?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43153596
What happens to the Anon who goes to Africa in search of the MG-equivalent of Gustave?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43153618
>Anon joins the oiled wrestling club full of scary croc women.
Afterwards he will actually be a lot stronger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43153634
Damn, I was hoping I could trick the Anubis into sending me on the world's most efficient training arc.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to lick the pharaoh and tell her she tastes like dark chocolate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43153571
>Hagigators
>Hagodiles
Are their tails fat?
Do they have pudge?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43153712
fat all over, but especially their tails, anon
if they let those relax the ground quakes and the floorboards are gonna break

[Anonymous No.]

>>43153665
but I have authority anxiety

[Anonymous No.]

I just laughed my ass off imaging the
>jesus wept
scene from Hellraiser, except his face was being sucked on by manticore tails and no gore.
I though you guys wanted to know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43151740
sorry

[Anonymous No.]

>>43153733
Nobody gives a shit about your faggy blog.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43153733
>Randomly bring up Hellraiser
Fuck off soggy shoggy

[Anonymous No.]

>>43153728
I hate all power structures. I want to live alone with my wife beholden to no lilim/god/baphomet

[Anonymous No.]

should Crocodilia have a louisiana or aussie accent?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43153740
Is soggy shoggy just another name for shoggocks now or is this a new person, for I’ve been in and out of the threads as of late since I’ve been busy with other things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43153762
yeah

[Anonymous No.]

>>43153762
Yes. Better yet, combine the two so her husband and other gators are the only ones able to understand her. Make hatters blush.

[Anonymous No.]

>no tall wight sugar mommy with big milkers to come pick you up
life sucks

[Anonymous No.]

>>43153776
>chilling in your parents basement
>suddenly mom shouts for you and says you're coming with this lady
I just wanted to play vidya

[Anonymous No.]

>>43153788
She has two of that new graphics card you wanted in her car.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43153776
>wearing THAT dress
pff

[Anonymous No.]

>>43153798
What if I don't want the GPU's but I want to cuddle a lot?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43153764
it is but that name got run into the ground hard last month when everyone was accused of being him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43153823
>physical contact with mamono
that is obviously not a problem. just don't be surprised if it doesn't end at hugs

[Anonymous No.]

>>43153823
Then you can use the parts as space heaters while you sit in her lap and play Halo Souls or whatever the human boys are into these days.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43153842
>mamono is getting a bit too close to you
>decide to shove her away and call her a weirdo
>she now declares you her husband
>start hitting her in the face to get her to let go

[Anonymous No.]

>>43153871
>mamono decides to pacify you, by using her nipple as a pacifier and shoves it in your mouth
>you discover the wonders of nursing handjob and stop struggling
monsters are OP, please nerf

[Anonymous No.]

>>43153891
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43153846
>play games while sitting on big mamonos lap
>she occasionally rubs her cheek against the top of your head
>you respond by leaning up and kissing her cheek

[Anonymous No.]

>>43153822
Isn’t he into snuff or something because I was going through the archives to find more information about him to see what this guy was about and that was one of the things being said though I was getting tired when I got to that part so I might’ve misread.
Then the other thing mostly being said in the archives he doesn’t make stories or at least not anymore and just complains most of the time now.
So I guess if snuff is being mentioned a lot it probably is him trying to start things up again.

[Anonymous No.]

Remember to tease primitive monsters for using sticks and rocks for weapons

[Anonymous No.]

>>43153571
You actually gave me an amusing idea for a throw away Sobek fan profile. The most ancient members of their race being large enough to palm an adult man's head and carry him off to the marriage tent.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43153933
This thread has so many trolls you shouldn't bother trying to figure out which is doing it at the time.

[Anonymous No.]

Accidentally tripping while walking with Wight-chan!
The only thing your hand grabs in an attempt to break your fall is her dress!
Tearing Wight-chan's dress off and exposing her underwear!
In front of all her Undead servants too!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43153933
Dunno about the snuff but he has an autistic obsession with Hellraiser.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43153891
if you're going to be a mommyfag could you at least put more than a few minutes' work into stringing your sentences together

[Anonymous No.]

>>43153998
>grabbing the dress and getting yourself labeled a pervert instead of taking the fall and getting fawned and doted over
you didn't think that one through

[Anonymous No.]

Do you think a vidya streamer waifu would use her husband like some streamers use pets?
The face camera is just a live feed of me napping on her lap, and all the MGs in chat donate for her to scratch my head?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43153990
>This thread has so many trolls
Vast majority of shitposting can be traced to a maximum of 3 obsessed morons. I won't name them because (in)famy is what they desire, but it's not like /mgt/ is swarming with trolls. It's nowhere near as organic as they want you to believe and the repeatable patterns become noticeable once you spend enough time here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43153998
>underwear
Implying Wight wears any

[Anonymous No.]

>>43154049
She might! You never know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43154030
>vtumor

[Anonymous No.]

>>43154049
As a professional underwear thief, I can confirm that wights and other undead nobles maintain massive lingerie collections

[Anonymous No.]

>>43154039
>I just want to watch my waifu play Ishin
>She keeps reading superchats about how cute I am
>Answering questions about my favorite things and how we met
>Get a request for me to say hello and wave at the camera
>Chat goes wild when I start blushing
Damn, single MGs are thirsty

[Anonymous No.]

>>43154110
If think that's bad, try being a single male streamer with a wife cam that just shows an empty bed

[Anonymous No.]

>>43154089
And as sure as that annoying faggot will post that fox pic, his miserable, equally faggotlike, taint-sucking jester will follow, cheerily chiming
>vtumor
like we don't already fucking know

[Anonymous No.]

>>43154114
I want to feel all fuzzy by flaunting my relationship in front of the world, not get an Eros strike force dispatched to my house.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43154119
>trying to distract from retards posting vtubers outside of /vt/
k

[Anonymous No.]

>>43154114
If I was ever a streamer in a world full of monster girls I'd make sure I had a primarily male audience.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43154057
Her husband would find out on a regular basis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43154142
/jp/ doesn't have reddit mods, faggot. >>r/monstergirls

[Anonymous No.]

>>43154157
I'd rather not talk about the place you came from.

[Anonymous No.]

automatons make very capable nannies

[Anonymous No.]

>>43154128
You can get that after the Eros swatting but the flirting from chat before that happens is easily worth a broken front door and a trip to the local church.

[Anonymous No.]

Consider loli Wight underwear
Thick monster children in full lingerie

[Anonymous No.]

"Welcome child of man, what brings you to the Church on this day?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>43154181
Please keep your gook gacha to /vg/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43154181
to find the biggest and strongfat angel

[Anonymous No.]

>>43154181
I came for milk. I mean the Lord's milk. I mean the Lord's love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43154187
Please take your meds, or failing that a whole bottle of painkillers mr. schizo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43154199
Hm, apologies then. With faggots posting those Blue Archive girls I jumped the gun since the halo looked a bit similar then.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you dress up in cosplay for your waifu's vidya stream?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43154187
https://files.catbox.moe/9ly76f.png
>>43154181
does it make you feel nice knowing that you've got a personal guardian angel out there, looking out for you? don't screw up too bad, or she'll have to come down here and put you back on the right path herself!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43154205
I find it funnier that you are making a fuss about designs so generic you cannot even tell where they came from.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43154181
>there is holy barrier around her tits
why does god deny me my holy milk?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43154181
Something seems wrong with my valkyrie is there something I need to do to fix her?

[Anonymous No.]

Lord what bakas these ningen be

[Anonymous No.]

>>43154216
>gazer575
some people have it easy

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>>43154214
That's a holy antigravity field, a reward to the faithful to prevent their heavy, divine breasts from weighing them down. Milk if thou wilt, child.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43154210
>>43154211
You know what? Fuck you and fuck any apology you would have gotten. The only thing you nigger faggots deserve is more pushback until you cancerous fucking tumors are finally gone.

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>>43154216
Thinking about them Gazer butts.

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>>43154226
>no sag
fucking worse, i like my tits with sags, and weight, i want them to be able to snap bras and ass cheeks enough to snap normal panties

[Anonymous No.]

>>43154236
The sag is still there, they're just being held up. Ask her to do some jumping jacks for the chief god or something, you'll see. I bet it'd go away when she's sinning anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43154233
It's a lot to take in

[Anonymous No.]

>>43154248
Made for spanking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43153933
Just about the only thing I have to complain about these days is the lack of an official Balrog profile or Malef not being public yet for reasons unknown. Not into snuff or whatever other myriad of other fetishes have been pinned on me either since NTR fags are as bad if not worse than furries. Only fuckers worse are the unironic paedophiles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43154248
I'd totally smear some peanut butter on that then take a bite of it

[Anonymous No.]

>>43154256
Made for vigorously spanking with your own hips and groin region.

[Anonymous No.]

lingere foks

[Anonymous No.]

>gazer's black ooze slimes off her body
>"This armor made to contain my overwhelming power has been broken..."
>she's just naked now
OK.

[Anonymous No.]

I'd bully a lich. Not out because I have feelings for her or anything, but because she's a nerd!

[Anonymous No.]

>Have you prayed today?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43154344
Why should I? Eros has done nothing for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43154344
Sorry miss I haven’t, also shouldn’t you be more covered?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43154344
Does masturbating while thinking of the Fallen God count?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43154324
>Anon was later raped by the Lich as her minions hold him down

[Anonymous No.]

>>43154276
>Made for vigorously spanking with your own hips and groin region.
Same but with other tiny pale girls with huge butts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43154324
Liches have feelings too, you know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43154344
I worshipped the pharaoh's thighs, does that count?

[Anonymous No.]

Kero Kero Rero Rero

[Anonymous No.]

>>43151702
i like that size because it's huggable

[Anonymous No.]

>>43154386
But that lich stole my first kiss! She deserves every bit of bullying I give her.

[Anonymous No.]

> Portals open.
> Lots of weird shit happens immediately.
> Slows down eventually as mamono stop flooding the zone with horny single ladies.
> But weird shit even for mamono does keep happening.
> For example, single male chess players all over the world are suddenly disappearing after they lose a game of online chess.
> Turns out that while liches are very smart, they completely misunderstand what www.lichess.org actually stands for.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43154406
Made for hate sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43154385

[Anonymous No.]

>>43154422
Made for love sex

[Anonymous No.]

>>43154423
Gayzer appropriating undead culture by wearing naked cape? Why am I not surprised?

[Anonymous No.]

What if I don't like Liches and want to fuck one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43154429
Made for loving hate sex?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43154435
how many undead wear naked capes

[Anonymous No.]

>>43154455
Made for loving love sex

[Anonymous No.]

>o-ojamashimasu, sadako desu

[Breathfag No.]

>>43154406
I like to imagine my face just getting assaulted by her thick, slimy, frog tongue, covering it with warm, thick, sticky saliva.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43154463
If she can fit her tits through my screen, they're not big enough!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43154460
Made for loving love sex that was previously hate sex!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43154463
Hair over the eyes has a powerful effect on me

[Anonymous No.]

>>43154463
Get a haircut, hippie!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43154468
Oh, if I could draw, I'd draw that.
> Oppai Ghost tries to assault you.
> Tits get stuck in the TV.
> She pouts at you, "Get a bigger television so I can rape you, Anon!"

ONE SHOPPING TRIP LATER
> New TV arrives.
> WAY bigger.
> That night, Miss Ghost tries to go through
> She's just proportionately larger on the new TV--still gets stuck.
> But now her tits are each the size of a bean bag chair.
"I shoulda gone bigger."
> Miss Ghost's anger allows her to burst through the TV, destroying it!
> Anon raped by 15' tall ghost for a week straight.

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[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43154514
Hey! Get out of the water, you're scaring the fish away!

[Anonymous No.]

Being furiously jerked off by nerdwan as she explains why I should care about her model train set!

[Anonymous No.]

>be archaeologist snooping around ancient civilization's ruins in the desert
>find the jackpot of technological ancient masterpieces
>hulking power armor
>literally 15 feet tall
>strong enough to punch down a building with one hand
>capable of surviving submerged inside a volcano
>equipped with huge arm mounted laser cannon and neutronium missile launchers
>more powerful than any mamono or your money back guaranteed
>it still has power and turns on
>get inside and fly off at supersonic speeds through the sky
>got an idea, gonna give those filthy Anubis guards who raped me the other day some pay back for what they did
>fly down and land in front of them at Pharaoh's palace
>power armor's speakers amplify my voice to sound booming and terrifying
>"PREPARE FOR YOUR DESTRUCTION, BITCHES!"
>point laser cannon at them and the barrel starts lighting up with a red glow
>Head Anubis guard raises her eyebrow
>...
>mfw she throws a little water on the power armor
>mfw the water seeps past the torso armor plates and to the core
>mfw it short circuits and shuts down
>mfw the suit auto ejects me right into the middle of the pack of Anubis guards
>mfw they all rape me again
Why the fuck didn't the ancients make their shit water-tight and sealed?!
This isn't fucking fair! Why can it survive lava but not a fucking cup of water?!?!!?!?
Now Pharaoh took my cool power armor and put it in her museum and I'm still getting raped by her Anubis guards!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43154552
It was probably made during a drought.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43154552
Look at this way, now that you've graciously donated the mech suit to Pharaoh she can paint it gold and personally pilot it herself to initiate total Ap*phis destruction so some good did come of your rape anon! The world has moved past the need for grape snakes anyway.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>43154587
If that's supposed to be a krampus the boobs should be bigger. She chestmogged holstaur so hard she forced KC to give the cow a redesign.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43154468
>have ring ghost wife
>feel the need for a quick succ
>connect to home tv vhs via screen casting
>put phone to your dick and she sucks it dry from the pocket spectral world
The most convenient waifu

[Anonymous No.]

>>43154552
>not just fucking the anubis and desert girls
they are all fucking tiny

[Anonymous No.]

>>43154582
Pharaoh is an oppressive ruler wtf?

[Anonymous No.]

I tried to summon a succubus but didn't have any salt for a circle so I used protein powder. She says she's a succubus but she only has one horn. Should I believe her and let her out of the summoning circle?

[Breathfag No.]

>>43154552
>upset about being the plaything of multiple anubises
Quit your complaining. Just about every other man here would kill to be in such a situation, myself included.

Anubi are love, especially the tall temple guards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43154680
ask her to do her best seduction
if you get charmed shes a real succubus

[Anonymous No.]

Been picking my brain to do a metal slime girl story or profile. Should have something done by the weekend, I guess. Pic contextually related because Trimmau is cute. CUTE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43154680
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43154694
>metal slime maid
You will die of mercury poisoning.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43154232
monsterfags seething over angelwifechads

[Anonymous No.]

>>43154514
i love sahu

[Anonymous No.]

Gonna pee on a plant monster's roots. Tell that bitch to drink up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43154748
All human fluids have at least a little essence in them, even things like sweat and pee.
> Miss alraune is mad that you peed on her.
> Mad that you didn't use her mouth as a toilet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43154748
>>43154768
Fuck off

[Anonymous No.]

>>43154780
gtfo orderfag

[Anonymous No.]

Onis were made to be manhandled

[Anonymous No.]

>>43154780
Sorry anon but these are the new regulars. Don't like it? Make your own thread.

[Breathfag No.]

>>43154748
Urine contains many nutrients that plants crave. This seems like a good way to make your alraune very lush and thick, very quickly.

>t. Avid gardener

[Anonymous No.]

Ugh, OK, lighter note--mamono porn. What's it like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43154836
great feeling that its gonna have a nondesprict monster of x species getting it on with (insert vanilla fetish like shota, ojisan, silver fox, young man, salaryman)

[Anonymous No.]

>>43154836
it's like an advert to get you to fuck the species with a matchmaker phone number at the end

[Anonymous No.]

>>43154836
Does it matter? Porn is still shit at the end of the day because you're watching other people perform sexual acts like a cuck.

[Anonymous No.]

wow so much bait,lmao
also imagine how life would be if you were a pornstar post portal to get through college, imagine how your proffoser, Ms Haku

[Anonymous No.]

>>43154693
>ok but I need a watermelon

[Breathfag No.]

>>43154836
The websites collect your data, and once you hit a certain threshold in time watched, a report is compiled regarding favorite species, temperament, age, and proclivities. This information is forwarded to the Mamono Bureau of Intelligence, where in conjuction with your ISP, they track you down, arrest you for being "horny and single" or "horny and unfaithful" and you're sentenced to a sealed jail cell with a monster girl that best matches your impure internet history for a month. If you're already married, your wife(s) will accompany you to the cell and receive counseling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43154876
what?

[Anonymous No.]

Why is there so much abuse porn of Jinko? Not hating or anything, just asking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43154931
they arrest you to make you scared and anxious so you're more likely to accept the comfort your new wife is offering. mamono are overbearing and devious rulers...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43154986
>responding to retard namefag

[Anonymous No.]

>>43154978
there is and it ends in snuff

[Anonymous No.]

>>43154931
Big Sister mamonogovt. is a cute idea, i like seeing it around
>>43154995
He's been here for months, anon. He's not going to go away.

[Anonymous No.]

would a demon agree to sign a marriage contract made by anon or would she mandate drafting it herself?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43154978
>>43155001
nevermind tired and misread, don't really know but i wish it didn't exist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43154748
I too have read the Xanth series of novels.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43155006
>He's been here for months, anon.
Do you apply this to everyone?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43146667
imagine if it was a chesh

[Anonymous No.]

>>43155018
i don't recognize anyone else... they don't use names...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43155038
You can recognize some people by their posting style. You might need extra autism to do it though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43155038
What do you mean? There's that annoying Anonymous guy who is always samefagging.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43154708
Mamanobanana son.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43155042
Give an example.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43155059
That guy up there was you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43155059
the wendigo anon and the guy who posted fox sith for a while then swapped to regular images are easy ones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43155071
it wasn't though, that was me. that last guy is a different guy

[Anonymous No.]

>>43155071
What?

[Anonymous No.]

uhh.... there's the jubjub guy, i guess

[Anonymous No.]

>>43155038
i can be recognized as a specific fishfag

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Would hellhound be good at raping? Being black and all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43155095
Yeah whatever floats your boat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43155095
obviously hellhounds are good at raping, what are you on?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43154978
Sadists are subhumans. The why's don't really matter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43155007
I imagine it'd turn her right on, but she'd insist on modifying or negotiating it. That kind of initiative has to be attractive to the monster psychology.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43155102
No like the music. All the popular rapers are black so I was wondering if hellhound would be good too.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to go see a mist continent martial art's tournament.
I bet they're pretty neat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43155117
Rapping

[Anonymous No.]

>>43155124
right. and someone who raps is a rapist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43155094
Big Kot energy

[Anonymous No.]

>>43155117
Oh raping misread you nothing with rape, but like said before whatever floats your boat nobody is stopping you with a headcanon like that especially since it’s mostly a throwaway joke and doesn’t lean into the disgusting nonsense like ntr or gore.

[Anonymous No.]

I've been dating this human woman for a while now. I was disillusioned before but now I'm starting to think I have a chance at finding love. I just wish she wouldn't wear a hat for one of our dates so I could take her to an amusement park without having to worry about it flying away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43155135

[Anonymous No.]

>>43155124
Oh sorry. Yes rapping.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43155130
Commonly but not always. A hellhound who raps would be a rapping rapist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43155159
A hellhound who raps and works at a department store during the holiday season is a wrapping rapping rapist!

[Anonymous No.]

So if lich is a nerd and dork mage is a dork, what is witch? A geek?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43155187
A creep. Also, that one goth girl you never had the nerve to ask out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43155187
Witches and liches are bitches. They'll tease you till your penis twitches, but in the end you'll be left in stitches.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43155199
No, Miss Gazer is the one goth girl I never had the nerve to ask out. Even though I thought about it every time I saw her.

[Anonymous No.]

Zipangu wetlands sahu with naginata samurai fish

[Anonymous No.]

I would never lose to a

[Anonymous No.]

>>43155234
>I would never lose to a
Candlejack?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43155234
RIP. On the bright side, since Anon got claimed nobody else has to worry about getting taken by

[Anonymous No.]

>>43155234
starting zone mob?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43155234
dog!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43155273
Using my strongest attacks on the level 1 mobs!

[Anonymous No.]

Guys look out there's a sni

[Anonymous No.]

>>43155286
Sni? The fuck are you talking abo

[Anonymous No.]

>>43155285
>Anon casts his once a day spell, Greater Smite, on a rat girl
>she gets btfo
>Anon immediatlely pulls out his sleeping bag and sleeps for 24 hours
>rat has respawned
>Anon casts Greater Smite
>does this for a week
>rat breaks down crying
>Anon emotes at her
>sends her a party invite

[Anonymous No.]

>>43155286
>>43155293
Hey guys, I got the snacks for the incel meeting. Woah! What the hell happened he

[Anonymous No.]

>>43155312
This but continuing to smite her until her older sister from the end-game dungeon has to intervene.

[Anonymous No.]

What's in the box?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43155285
all i do is dodge until the fighter passes out in exhaustion, i still able to level up

[Anonymous No.]

>>43155344
I dunno. What do I look like, a psychic?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43155344
an object thats small

[Anonymous No.]

>>43155344
Nothing I want. Now get off my property.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43155326
she gets smited too

[Anonymous No.]

>just trying to play some competitive counter strike soloqueue, getting to faceit level 10
>mamonos constantly trying to ERP in voice chat and trying to add me when they hear that I'm a dude
when will this harassment stop!?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43155240
That old meme? That's almost as bad as those Xzibit and krampus kidnapping memes we used to crack back

[Anonymous No.]

>>43155398
thats why you use a soundboard instead

[Anonymous No.]

>>43155398
Have you tried using a voice changer?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43155398
When you git gud.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43155398
Call in the bully hunters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43155398
Just use a voice changer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43155398
>he doesn't like receiving female attention
Once you alp you won't have to worry about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43155398
>every other player in the server gangs up to flash bang you over and over again
>shooing randomly in a fit of rage while your screen is permanently white

[Anonymous No.]

>>43155398
Monsters would abuse the hell out of nsfw sprays wouldn't they?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43155398
>hey kid
>wanna learn how to bhop?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43155398
Just play against bots or your friends.

[Anonymous No.]

I've done it! I've invented Gazer-proof glasses that allow you to look her in the eye without being hypnotized! They also work about Basilisks too. I can't wait to land a contract with the Order mass producing these for their troops, I'm gonna be so rich!

[Anonymous No.]

Which monster would like ribeye steaks?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43155425
But women love female attention

[Anonymous No.]

>>43155425
>he isn't grinding to be the very best
how about YOU alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43155452
Hellhounds definitely don't like steak and they won't steal it off your plate if you look away

[Anonymous No.]

>>43155446
I can't believe it, they really work! I can stare at this gazer all I want and I don't have to worry about her hypnoti

[Anonymous No.]

>>43155436
>WhiteSnakeOXO crouches and uncrouches in front of you to get your attention
>uses her spray on the wall next to you
>it's a detailed hentai pic of you being sexed by a hebi
>they send you a friend request and a suspicious link
>start to think that they might not be a lover of classic rock

[Anonymous No.]

>>43155458
I thought women hated each other.
>>43155463
Not in video games. I need to practice my sword making to woo that cute monoeye that moved next door.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43155412
>>43155408
>implying the automatons all playing at high ranks with natural aimbot can't just decipher the voice changing and know you're a man anyway
they really should do something about them, they have great aim, but play with no gamesense and have to be told the game plan every round

[Anonymous No.]

>>43155494
>I thought women hated each other.
Only when one party feels threatened. It's complicated, if it weren't for dick unity even monster society might fall apart.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43155398
This reminds me of that one WoW parody video of a guy who joins an all female guild. The one that shattered my young psyche and probably contributed to me ending up here

[Anonymous No.]

Where do I acquire extremely slutty gyaru monsters? I’ve been riding the train damn near everyday but all I’ve been finding is prudish lilim class presidents, haughty pharaoh mean gals, delinquent jinkos and ocelomeh and nerdy quiet oomukades

[Anonymous No.]

>>43155538
You've gotta go to the convenience store late at night to buy premade food because you can't/can't be bothered to cook for yourself. Monsters love that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43155538
prankster paradise instead of bein in school

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Thanks for agreeing to do this interview, Anon! We'll start with a couple of simple questions: What's your favorite monster girl species, and why do you hate the Jews?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43155570
...I feel like this is a trap of some sort.

[Anonymous No.]

Hey Aux.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43155436
>they're just using their nudes with a phone number at the bottom

[Anonymous No.]

>>43155581
>"Please ignore the barking outside the door"

[Anonymous No.]

>>43155608
>FBI
>Its still Female Body Inspector but its 'Female' in that the inspectors are Female and they're inspecting my body.
>Kobold walks in to ask whats going on just to catch a demon silver filled beanbag to the chest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43155556
There is nothing a nerd fears more than hearing the chime of a convivence store door opening and the laughter of gyarus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43155630
"OMG" and gum popping in the distance must come close.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43155556
Especially If you're just getting off work! Monsters LOVE guys that can barely be bothered to eat a decent meal after a hard day of work!

[Anonymous No.]

Anon, Candian holsts lactate maple syrup

[Anonymous No.]

>>43155642
Gross

[Anonymous No.]

>>43155642
Wrong, they just have busty Dryads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43155647
russain ones lacatate potato milk that has high ethanol content

[Anonymous No.]

>>43155642
>Being this dumb
Canadian alarunes lactate maple syrup, Canadian holsts lactate coffee milk

[Anonymous No.]

>>43155656
>coffee milk
i can bare it

[Anonymous No.]

>>43155621
>tfw cock inspection day

[Anonymous No.]

If there's no Wererabbit or March Hare in the OP during Easter, I'll go buy lots of fries, give them to a large group of Black Harpies, and tell them to make a huge mess in your house.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43155581
It's just the cute rata from the school newspaper.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43155634
In order
>gyaru laughing
>popular girls snickering
>school bully yelling
>class president shouting
>tomboy hailing
>nerd mumbling

[Anonymous No.]

>>43155664
>"All I said is, 'Fine, I'll whip it out' and they started blasting."

>>43155696
>"Y-you really shouldn't go around asking that you know."
>'Ok, we'll move on to the next question.'
>"Ok, that sounds go-"
>'Are you aware that despite only being 18% of the population, Kakuens ar-"

[Anonymous No.]

>>43155640
It's a dangerous strategy because it also attracts hags and hags pretending to be lolis pretending to be hags. Tread lightly and keep your eyes on the cheap perfume-smelling prize.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43155705
>You knew you shouldn't have responded to that ad you stumbled across on that Ranon news group...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43155729
Listen.
That website wasn't very good about giving me weather updates but I think I know who is behind those rough storms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43155705
Oh I know the answer to that! Despite only being 18% of the population Kakuens make up to 60% of hug ambushes!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43155740
That would be yetis, dumb dumb.

>>43155735
How many times do we have to go over this? Poseidon did not do Sexxon-Valdez and storms can crack steel keels. This is getting tiresome.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43155749
You say that but I know this succubus that has some very convincing Jpeg graphs.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to lick a succubus’s horn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43155570
All I'm saying is, I don't believe you can contain that much Mana behind just wooden doors...

>Checks Hakupedia for 'tanuki life'...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43155787
Just go easy on it. If you lick it too much, the layers start to peel back like a jawbreaker

[Anonymous No.]

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.
Instead, make sure you watch out.
The rabbits are going to be far more active than normal surprisingly aggressive

[Anonymous No.]

>>43155570
I have an Undead waifu... and we just want a future for our Wight children.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43155832
>surprisingly aggressive

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43155749
>dumb dumb.
Fool. Yetis make up 80% of consensual hugging! Kakuens take what they want...

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43156020
There's no way Bogeys' numbers are that much lower.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43156020
they take big spanks on their ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43156020
>Using bluebilled "mostly consensual" hugging statistics
Sad. Many such cases.

[Anonymous No.]

Need big fat cow

[Anonymous No.]

>>43156058
being sad annuls your right to refuse hugs so they get off on a technicality

[Anonymous No.]

I just want to feel every part of her

[Anonymous No.]

>>43156058
Bogey/Bogie hugs are their own category due to the special circumstances they use to get their hugs.

>>43156059
Hey! That's an offensive stereotype! Not every Kakuen likes forcing a man to spank her butt before making him her husband!
it's just most of them...

[Anonymous No.]

Vixens
Laying with them. Mating with them. Courting them. Marrying them. Touching their tails. Touching their breasts. Being adorned with their milk. Planting your seed in them. Becoming husband and father to them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43155312
how terrible of anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43156224
But I don’t want too I just want my body to drift through the infinite void, no mamono will find me there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43156224
>husband and father
this only works with lolis

[Anonymous No.]

The goo looks so shiny

[Anonymous No.]

>>43156224
yeah i guess

[Anonymous No.]

>>43156304
Seriously, bros. I just want to throw myself at Gazer and dive into her arms. She has so many charm points, it's unbearable to just focus on one

[Anonymous No.]

>>43156393
i would tickle her.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43156437
dumb spider maid getting into my jams again

[Anonymous No.]

>>43156437
too hairy

[Anonymous No.]

>>43156224
>courting them
Foxes need to learn that my hand grazing theirs as I pass them the coffee they ordered isn't me making a pass at them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43156481
>hand grazing theirs as I pass them the coffee they ordered isn't me making a pass at them
>he does this everyday
imagine how many monster hearts you have broken anon, shame on you

[Anonymous No.]

>>43156507
>work at a cafe in a monster city
>tons of regular customers
>they all get nervous around you
>go out of their way to make small talk when it isn't too busy
>one day you accidentally touch the hand of a succubus regular while you hand her her drink
>she gasps and almost has a breakdown
>other monsters looking at her like she just murdered their families in front of them
>rest of the line is icy and terse when ordering
>all of your regulars disappear in less than a week
>all except for the succ
>comes in every day to order the same drink
>no longer sits in a chair, just leans on the counter and talks with you since you hardly have any customers anymore
>ask online thinking you must have committed some faux pas towards monster kind
>internet informs you that you married your customer and the other women left in a jealous rage
>such is the life of a small business owner in a monster city

[Anonymous No.]

>>43156585
Guess you need a sign saying "Hand touching does not mean marriage" in front of the register

[Anonymous No.]

>get a knock at my door
>open it up to see a fucking cannon pointed right at me with a lit fuse steadily decreasing on it
>a bogie is behind the cannon cackling at me
>"SURPRISE!"
>cannon blasts me with three pounds of birthday cake point blank and takes me right off my feet leaving me gasping for all the air that just got taken out of my lungs
>have to go to the hospital to get treated for broken ribs
And that's why you never tell a Bogie when your birthday is everyone

[Anonymous No.]

What did the bird say?

[Anonymous No.]

large monsters taking advantage of my drunken state! oni bartenders refusing to let me stumble home alone!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43156640
>anon is passed out on his favorite bar stool
>meanwhile it is a free for all as all the monsters fight for the right to take him home
>like always, they don't see the oni bartender take him and let him sleep it off in her bed

[Anonymous No.]

>>43156638
how do you even lay an egg that big

[Anonymous No.]

>>43156690
You can't really tell how big it or her are

[Anonymous No.]

>>43156690
she's a big girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>43156629
Bogies and cheshires have an instinctual knowledge of birthdays

[Anonymous No.]

>>43153776
BUILT for BIG HUMAN COCK or something

[Anonymous No.]

>>43156713
damn, i cant believe i never considered big fluffy giant harpies. where's my roc mg, kc?

[Anonymous No.]

*places the last brick of my bunker*
with 30 years of food and water, an air filtration system that can remove any form of slime or other organic material
now no one can take my virginity down here!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43156780
>wurm busts in through the wall
>"ow, who put this thing in my way?!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>43156780
>smoke hobo walks in and claims your bunker

[Anonymous No.]

>>43146709
They went too far with this Roxane, she is too fat.

[Anonymous No.]

deds

[Anonymous No.]

>>43156780
You fool
The bunker is made of shoggoth

[Anonymous No.]

>>43157038
Keep posting these wights and you're going to get involuntarily snatched into an arranged marriage, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43157062
I rather marry their head maids instead of some noble corpse

[Anonymous No.]

>>43148523
>Hates futa
>Doesn't mind monster boys
I think you are just an homo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43157062
how many wights for a wight wife?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43157070
>kidnapped and dropped in the room of some annoying noble brat Wight for her 12th birthday
>she goes full mesugaki and teases you how hard she's going to break you in
>few months later, the mansion's kiki maid is bloated with triplets and the brat is still a virgin
>her face turns into a tomato whenever she sees the smugly gravid maid

[Anonymous No.]

>>43157154
>maid is pregnant
>wight loli thinks that her time is now
>soon she finds the head dullahan knight and guard dog hellhound pregnant as well
>she can only rage as she sees anon sneaking into the troll gardener's shed

[Anonymous No.]

>>43157090
You really think the Danukis aren't tracking these threads for portal day? It may be too late for you

[Anonymous No.]

>>43152967
>be selfless Kiki maido
>find Mastah's porn stash
>it's all (x-species) mamonos
>add note to weekly shopping list:
>>get Mastah a (x-species) Mishtress
>go to the markets
>pick the best freshest produce
>pick the best future Mishtress
Of course most Kikis aren't THAT selfless.
Warning: if (x-species) is a Shogg, Anon will be marrying his Kiki as soon as he gets out of hospital
>another tragic "tripped and hit his head on Kiki's frypan" accident - multiple times

[Anonymous No.]

>>43157185
>I want to sniff Tanuki breath
>it smells like hiding in attics, railcars, and delousing powder...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43157195
>"tripped and hit his head on Kiki's frypan" accident
strange, that always happens when anon tries to give her a vaction

[Anonymous No.]

Don't mind me, just gonna go driving my Shogcar now.

[Anonymous No.]

need me a 'tismhound to play vidya with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43157218
Don't forget your shog add ons

[Anonymous No.]

>>43157084
The difference between MG-verses with and without Mboys are that Mgirl-only verses are for weak anons who don't have the confidence that MGs will ignore puny MBs for the BHC.
Even in Monmusu - Cents canon ignore Centmales for BHC, and the mermaid empire is collapsing because they all want to breed with BHC.
In MonOisho, some MGs do marry same-species MBs, but still most want the BHC.
In all MG-verses all human males are now the Chads, and MBs are the new incels.
MBs probably get left with only the Alps and Siths that few humans will touch.

[Anonymous No.]

Saying that a fox is "up to no good" implies that there was ever a chance that wouldn't be the case.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43157224
That appears to be a tiredhound.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43157247
>Just one more turn...

[Anonymous No.]

How much does weresheep wool sell for?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43157238
>Shog OS
Would running Cyberpunk 2077 count as bullying?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43157283
>turn on path tracing
>shogputer melts

[Anonymous No.]

>>43157283
you will have a glitching shog, so be careful in yoru shoghouse

[Anonymous No.]

>>43157283
More importantly, can she run Crysis?

[Anonymous No.]

how many hashes per second does a shogputer make?
i'll have her mine me bitcoin!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43144781
Really enjoyed this one anon. I like that you didn't let the mc be completely fucking gay for too long.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43153091
now draw them kissing and making up and sharing Anon together with no jealousy

[Anonymous No.]

>>43153504
crocodilian girls are dorks

[Anonymous No.]

cows are too powerful

[Anonymous No.]

>>43157407
That's why you go with gators and get that gumbo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43157422
wrong, i love dorks so i'm going with the crocs
plus even the dorkiest ones can deathroll you into bed so i'm not missing out on much

[Anonymous No.]

>>43157422
>>43157442
Oh, I dunno. I love dorks, but a Cajun gator who makes me gumbo and loves a good crawfish boil? Who could make me beignets in bed? Those people take good food very seriously and that would be hard to resist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43157459
Anon's are lured into the deep parts of the swamp regularly, by the sound of music, delicious food and thrashing in the water.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43157469
I bet there is a queue for entering a swamp, good food and fertile bodies sounds like a good deal

[Anonymous No.]

How do monster girls help me deal with the dread of my own mortality?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43157407
NOOOOOO I FEEL THIS PAIN

[Anonymous No.]

>>43157459
>>43157469
You know it's gonna be a good boil when she breaks out the Swampfire.

[Breathfag No.]

Being the big spoon while spooning with a rata would be very comfy.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to go to the Fairy Kingdom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43157534
Based sithfucker

[Anonymous No.]

>>43157502
By making you immortal like them, DE be crazy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43157283
>run cyberpunk 2077 on shogputer
>for some reason the game seems completely different
>it's the immersive sim people dreamed it would be on its announcement
>after having a blast with it, you get an idea
>you try to play star citizen and it sits there loading for a while
>after a few minutes of loading, your shoggoth walks into the room, bows deeply, and apologizes profusely, saying she hasn't been able to find a reality where it's released in a good state yet

[Anonymous No.]

Never mind I am leaving the Fairy Kingdom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43157543
But then I have to deal with the dread of my IMORTALITY now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43157534
>Talking animals making a lewd Disney song about you and your monster wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>43157534
They'll show you the way, but you need to play some games with them first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43157195
Semi-selfless Kikis find a suitable Mamono-Mistress to suit her Anon's tastes, but then:
>"Nyet zo fasht - I finds zhe Mashtah, I gets ten percents finders fee, hokay?"
>the eager Mamono reaches into her purse, she'll pay everything she has for a good quality Kiki-trained Husbando
>"Nyet zhe gold, I vants ten percents of zhe Anon mana."
>the shocked future Mrs.Anon goes 'wtf!'
>"Iz zimple - I find zhe Anon, I cleans him up, I makes him a good Husbando, I stays and does the Maido works zo you cans have lots of times for zhe Anon sexxing, and zhen I gets every tenth Anon mana... now, ve can share zhe sexx togezher, or you can pretends you dont see nothing when zge Mashtah sexxes his Kiki, iz up to you. Deal?"
Most desperate Mistresses sign the Kiki contract to get an Anon.
>lots of Anons feel bad that they are cheating on their waifus when they can't control their urges and end up fucking the Maido in the kitchen or other sneaky quickies, but it's all in a legal contract.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43157534
>>43157551
What happened in the Fairy Kingdom?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43157561
This is some wierd disguised cucking fetish and not a healthy consensual relationship.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43157563
I stroll up and the first Fairy I see gives me the creepiest look you could imagine and she says "Welcome to the Fairy Kingdom! We LOOOOOOOOVE humans a lot here!" and then she started panting like a dog.
Nuh uh, I know danger when I'm in it. I got the hell out of there. I ain't going back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43155259
there are two of them! This is getting out of hand! We need to notify the guards that we're under danger of a

[Anonymous No.]

Remember that lizard girls doesn't lose their virginity because they never lose!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43157549
If I wanted to be real mean, I'd run yandere simulator and see how long it takes for her to punish me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43157549
Let's try Spore

[Anonymous No.]

>>43157571
The original premise was weird - Anon has a perfectly good Kiki but he's still fapping to other mamono porn?
Option A - Anon gets 'stuck with just a Kiki' and never his fated waifu? Not a bad-end but not a best-end.
Option B - Anon finds his fated Waifu and doesnt need a maid anymore. Not a good-end for the poor Kiki.
So, option C: a small 3way harem with the Kiki as #2waifu, either openly or in secret.
I figure sooner or later any Anon with a Waifu and a Kiki maido is going to crack and fuck the Kiki anyway, at least this way it's approved.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43157459
That's why you marry the whole family. The gator big sis, and the croc smaller sisters and cousins.

[Breathfag No.]

>>43157616
That's why you have to take alternative measures to court one. Hire one as a bodyguard, or refuse one's challenge for battle. In either case, they'll follow you around until the job is completed or the battle takes place respectively. Make sure she's following you around for a couple months. MGE canon states that mamono will naturally start to recognize the man they're living with as their husband, simply because of the duration of time spent together. So yeah, after a couple mouths, when you're at camp together on that cold, rainy night; things will get up between you two.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43157560
oh boy! i love games! what games do fairies play? do they know how to play Homeworlds?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43157561
>>43157647
Similar to the Monstergirl Doctor rules on a wife who has servants - Glenn marries the heiress, he also gets her two servants.
If a MGE noble has a retinue of servants they all get a share, or the alternative is the sad-Lilim issue where the Anons keep stealing her disloyal staff away one by one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43157659
The ball-slaping game.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43157738
What's with monster girl nobility exclusively being shit girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>be fishing on the open sea
>feel mindflayer looking at me
>internally scream NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER as loud as i possibly can

[Breathfag No.]

>>43157797
>Tentacles go into your ears
>Your internal screams turn to "RAPE ME, RAPE ME RAPE ME"

[Anonymous No.]

>>43157796
Because the entire concept of nobility is retarded and promotes shitty mindset, so you have to remodel them to be viable waifus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43157881
How dare you call her retarded!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43157738
>Defeat lilim in 1v1 duel
>As the victor I get claim something of her’s as mine
>Take her succusisstant as my wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>43157966
If she's so smart then how come she's dead?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43157973
>If you’re dead you can’t die again

[Anonymous No.]

>>43157972
>1. Anon departs with disloyal SuccAssistant who abandons her Mistress to loneliness and despair without a second thought.
>2. Succ's pledge of loyalty to her Lilim holds - "My Mistress I present all that I have in service of the Lilim-hood." - Anon becomes the property of the Lilim, with the 'sharing' rules, of course.
Lilim needs to work on her staff loyalty system.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43157738
Kay and Lorna are best girls. Without them Tisalia would never got her hooves fixed, returned to winning, including winning half of Dr. Glenn from the NinjaHebi.
It's only fair they get a slice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43157244
I don't know what you're talking about, I've never had any problems with vixens, they're always so nice to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43157881
Tfw parts of the Demon-realm have a populist revolution and declare themselves a Mamono Democratic Agrarian Socialist Republic.
>All Comrade mamonos have to surrender their Anons as property is to be shared equally by the Collective.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43157647
>Kiki insists on acting like the two of you are having some illicit affair
>tell you're pretty sure your wife knows
>what with the threesomes and all

[Anonymous No.]

You've angered nukiCorp one too man times anon, now they've sent in the cleaning squad

[Anonymous No.]

>>43158117
First they steal your produce, soon they will try to claim your hand in marriage. Remain vigilant around the Vixen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43158220
Considering the piss poor service they have, I assume I got 3-4 weeks before they arrive.

[Anonymous No.]

It's spring. I saw a butterfly and the sun burned my face.
Goodbye, wondrous winter!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43158496
I've seen the other pictures of that set while browsing a booru, end yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43158523
The filename should tell you I just saved it from here

[Anonymous No.]

>>43158216
>Anon is in the kitchen
>bending the Kiki over the table, skirt up, and pounding her senseless
>Waifu walks in, gets a white wine out of the fridge, engages Anon in smalltalk about dinner plans
>Anon grunts out a reply as he cooms
>Waifu is completely ignoring the Kiki ahegaoing as Anon blows a load deep in her
>Waifu wanders back into the dining room
>as soon as the door is closed, waifu is schlicking wildly from being turned on watching her Anon pump the Kiki
>she ambushes Anon as soon as he leaves the kitchen for her turn
.
>Anon and Waifu at dinner
>Kiki serves the soup then disappears
>Waifu sips her soup and asks Anon about his day while ignoring the bumping of the Kiki's head against the underside of table as she sucks Anon dry
>Waifu reaches under the table and gives their Kiki the shocker to hurry her up to serve the main course
>Anon tries to keep up the dinner conversation and not spill his soup as he cooms

[Anonymous No.]

>>43158117
She's still the same trickster she was when you were kids, except now she plays tricks on your family's genealogy tree

[Anonymous No.]

>>43158586
How big can she go?

[Anonymous No.]

i will just go down to the everglades then fall asleep floating in the water

[Anonymous No.]

>>43158596
Depends on how much of your Genes you fill her with.

[Anonymous No.]

>anon explaining the history of Chinese warfare for about 1 hour and 30 minutes to an increasingly annoyed wife that just wanted to make a sun tzu joke

[Anonymous No.]

>>43144446

[Anonymous No.]

>>43158633
I see.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43158650
i see this happening more often if you try and tell a sun tzu joke to a haku

[Anonymous No.]

>>43158573
>main course is finished, time for dessert
>Anon's waifu lies back on the dining table, legs spread wide
>Anon is covering her puss with whipped cream
>not one of those cheap canned whipped creams
>Kiki maido is at Anon's side, hand-whisking fresh holst-cream and filling a piping-bag to top up Misstress' creamcoating as Anon eats her into a frenzy

[Anonymous No.]

As you can see, the situation is incredibly grim. We must escape to the only place not corrupted by Pharaoh's influence. SPACE!

[Anonymous No.]

If you're looking to wed a lich make sure you pick one that researches with qualitative evidence. Being forced to cum 1000 times in one sitting for a quantitative lich gets exhausting when it's an every day thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43158756
>cum 1000 times in one sitting
I thought the most someone has done was 50 times and he died after.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43158803
With a Lich, the "died" part won't be an issue

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw no cheshire momster

[Anonymous No.]

>>43158730
Based Grape Snakes.

[Anonymous No.]

What if I rape the monster instead?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43158896
>intrigued Cockatrice noises.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43158896
Arisu