/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Paul No.]

I'm newer to 4chan, so forgive me if this is the wrong place to post this.

but that right there.. is the first box of Pocky I have ever tasted.
I just had them today, and I want moar.
So.
much.
more.

[Anonymous No.]

You better be a troll. And if your not, you should kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>forgive me if this is the wrong place to post this
You are not forgiven

[Anonymous No.]

Reported.

You're not even wearing a Nevada sweatshirt.

[Anonymous No.]

Try /b/ instead.

[Anonymous ‮.tahw ‪‪‪‬ ‪‬ ‭‬ !Jones4ZrPA No.]

I've never tasted Pocky because I am not a faggot.
Also because I've never seen it in a store, but mostly the not a faggot thing.

[Alicia Melchiott !ALICia.JPo No.]

[Paul No.]

>>4317550


Ah.
Dang it.
I'm not a troll.
v__v

[Paul No.]

>>4317574

Walmart.
:3
4chan as a whole dislikes me I think.

[Anonymous No.]

Cool story, bro.

[Paul No.]

>>4317575

I am a disappointment.

[Dedicated Kahimi Karie-sama Fan !wQIudqh1es No.]

Pocky is an OK snack as far as japstuff goes, but I don't know why you'd buy it in the United States of America. We have much more hearty chocolate-covered pretzels.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4317581
Well in that case, you should get right to it. If you really like Japanese culture, be cool like them and either jump in front of a train, or into a volcano. がんばって!

[Anonymous ‮.tahw ‪‪‪‬ ‪‬ ‭‬ !Jones4ZrPA No.]

>>4317592
Not at the Wal*Mart here, which carries meronpan and choco coronets (so good).

[Anonymous No.]

>>4317592
>4chan as a whole dislikes me I think.

It's not hard to see why.

[Anonymous No.]

I have a single box of Pocky from the time I was to Japan. Imported stuff sold locally just won't cut it, it has been tainted by disgusting gaijin hands. Once a month, there is a week when I refrain from masturbating. When that week is over, I take one stick of Pocky, lick it thoroughly and insert it in my urethra. I proceed to masturbate furiously to scat JAVs. The orgasm is so vastly superior to anything attainable through gaijin means, and it mantains my Japanese spirit.

[Paul No.]

>>4317635

I'm just learning... I won't be so annoying once I've felt my way around.

[Paul No.]

>>4317607

I do like Japanese culture...

[Anonymous No.]

>>4317680
You want to know how to learn?

Lurk more. That's right, LURK.
That means: don't fucking post, just read boards. This is how you behave. You don't run into a meeting or party and start running your mouth about Magic the Gathering until you know everyone around you is a loser too.

[lilalecks No.]

i like pocky!

[Anonymous No.]

>this thread

[None !gUxA0qf6Nc No.]

the fuck you doing on /jp/ son

[Anonymous No.]

Pocky and ramen doesn't make one more japanese.

However, if you ever see a box of Pretz, buy that shit. It's heavenly.

[Anonymous No.]

protip to Paul, dont write your name on the name field, lurk moar and post only after one or two weeks of lurking

[Anonymous No.]

If you like Pocky, fine. I like it for a quick chocolate fix, and it's not too calorie-heavy. Eating it doesn't make you more Japanese, though.

[Anonymous No.]

Dear Paul:
I see that you're new to /jp/, and as a further extent, 4chan in general.

Well, I am sorry to say that your visit here has been a mistake.

You see, /jp/ is one of the only boards on 4chan enforcing quality control through strict elitism. Generally, unspoken rules like "do not use emoticons", "do not use your name", "do not talk about how long you have been around 4chan" are firmly in place at all times.

While it is unfortunate you decided to post here, you can make reparations by simply ceasing to post here, or at the very least removing your name used, and avoiding other violations.

I am truly sorry for any inconvenience you have made to the users of /jp/.

[Shinji Matou !!WkywU9y+p7k No.]

>>4317574

>Haven't tasted pocky
>Not a faggot.

Does not compute.

[Anonymous ‮.tahw ‪‪‪‬ ‪‬ ‭‬ !Jones4ZrPA No.]

>>4317870
You've tasted pocky before, you probably just repressed the memories.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4317822
>one or two weeks
I consider 2 months a minimum. Of course, that was a long time ago in 4chan's history, when it would actually take you that long to learn the unique culture and clever, witty humor (supported by memes, rather than dominated by them as now)

Oh well, that was a golden age come and gone.

[Mii No.]

Huh... that didn't go very well for you, did it, Paul?

[Anonymous No.]

http://translationparty.com/#5913610

I like to eat pocky while watching anime.
I like watching anime while eating Pocky.
I was watching cartoons while you eat Pocky flowers.

While odd people eat flowers I saw the bizarre world of comics.
I have a strange other people who also eat the flowers of the strange world of comics.
I also wonder other people eat the flowers in the world of comics people are strange.

Strange bedfellows in the world of comics, others are strange bedfellows are eating the flowers.
In the world of comics strange bedfellows are strange bedfellows, other people are eating the flowers.
Strange bedfellows in the world of comic books are strange bedfellows, the other people are eating the flowers.

In the world of comics is a strange person strange people are eating the flowers that other people are.
In the world of comics strange bedfellows, strange, other people, I have to eat the flowers.
In the world of comics strange bedfellows, strange, other people, I must eat the flowers.

[Anonymous No.]

Give this a paul, it might be the paul of your life.

[Anonymous No.]

Got some man-flavor pocky at an asian market here as a gag-gift while getting delicious curry paste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4318029
Thats quite lyrical.