Monster Girl Thread

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[Anonymous No.]

>>43276840
Tell me about bober. Why does she build the dams?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43276840
dominant mamono do that all the time
>>43276856
don't show the beaver girl to slavs

[Anonymous No.]

>>43276856

[Anonymous No.]

>>43276938
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43276881
>don't show the beaver girl to slavs
You can show them to me, trust me.
>>43276938
No.

[Anonymous No.]

The portal will open soon...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43276967
>NYC
No don't do it!
Its a trap!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43276967
Too many of these are tainted by severe mental illness. It's like wights but worse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43276976
Don't let shitposters win by letting them taint perfectly good girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>43276938
No.
>>43276959
slavs loose their minds seing beavers, a beaver girl would be too powerful for them
proof: https://litter.catbox.moe/la0r03.mp4
>>43276967
>Portals only open for urbanoids in developed countries
it's over for us, second world bros...

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that if your monster waifu is a vore type of monster (e.g. lamia, kraken, possibly any with big tails like manticore) and doesn't vore you regularly, she doesn't truly love you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43276987
>https://litter.catbox.moe/la0r03.mp4
>aaa kurwa ja pierdole
Need polish kiki with a foul mouth

[Anonymous No.]

>>43276999
Fuck off back to d or v.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43277009
if a Kiki swears when her mashta can hear it - the academy considers her a failure fit for reeducation

[Anonymous No.]

>>43276967
Unfortunate and tragic plot twist. Or a form of darkness and seriousness: The Order also gains a prescense and foothold in our world and starts to spread the word of The Chief God and how monsters bad, and it works. And unlike the incompetent humans and anti-monster forces in the MGE world, many humans especially Christians and Islamists. Take the threat of monsters seriously and join forces and form coalitions with The Order. The Order gains new followers and strength, manpower and technological and scientific edge and strength with the religiously faithful and devout Christian and Islamic peoples of Earth.

This causes monsters taking over the more poorer and developing and uneducated places of Earth. While Humanity Fronts and The Order populate the more developed First World Nations of Earth. Thus beginning a new Cold War...

Perhaps this is what happens when Portals happen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43276972
The Leftism, Leftists and Democrats will pretty much drive away a d disgust the monsters. Not worth it indeed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43276985
It's not like he drew it but still. Half the bapho gallery is this one OC.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43277027
order can't open a portal from the fridge to the living room, to save their lives

[Anonymous No.]

>>43277062
>still mad about the baph waifufag
go back to your cuckshed at /trash/

[Anonymous No.]

>>43277084
I have no idea what you are talking about.

[Anonymous No.]

why are there only mixed gender onsens in zipangu? also why are there always 3+ foxes in every single one? i just want to bathe and relax in peace dammit.

[Anonymous No.]

You will live a happy life after the portal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43277177
B-but fake smiles painted upon the souls

[Anonymous No.]

Unfortunately for the grimfags who has never experienced happiness once in their miserable life, the portal will occur without any accident, we will live happily ever after.

[Anonymous No.]

Why do foxes keep showing me their teeth?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43277369
>those fucked up teeth
dentist bill for fixing that is going to be enough to send your child to the Uni unless you live in a civilized country

[Anonymous No.]

>>43277017
It's okay, I can take her anyway.
>>43277369
They want to show they have good dental hygiene.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43277037
>20 years after the portals
>NYC is a walled maximum security prison
>breaking out is impossible
>breaking in is insane

[Anonymous No.]

>>43277177
We can only hope
>>43277409
I'd do it for her, even if it means going to the shittiest city on earth

[Anonymous No.]

>>43276938
>>43276856
>human ears

[Anonymous No.]

>>43277489
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43277409
>>NYC is a walled maximum security prison
>>breaking out is impossible
Time for Snek Plissken

[Anonymous No.]

>>43277489
Only on girls who dont have distinctine animal ear styles - the cats etc.
An irl beaver has no external animal ears so having human ears as part of their human face makes sense.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43277568
>An irl beaver has no external animal ears
Yes they do, both American and Eurasian species have visible ears.

[Anonymous No.]

Your loyal kiki maid is not happy you let your "pets" destroy the estate garden. Now you would have to hire an alraune.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43277866
>snout

[Anonymous No.]

>>43277866
why is that nignog dog naked?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43277898
Typical of hellhound brats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43277898
Why aren't you naked?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43277898
Dude it's summer

[Anonymous No.]

>>43277879
comedy gold, retard-kun

[Anonymous No.]

>>43277629
I meant that the beavergirl in the water doesnt have both 'fur-ears'&human-ears like cosplayers with a set of fake headband ears, and irl beaver ears are small and round similar to human ears so the two are combined.

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>>43277177
>30 years later
I don't even know if I'll live for another 30 years.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43277537
Anon referencing Miia referencing SolidSnek referencing SnekPlissken

[Anonymous No.]

>>43278066
I don't know if any of us will live for another 10 years.
Part of me hopes not.

[Anonymous No.]

Ceaseless coitus with loli vampire!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43278066
Dont worry, we'll fuck your daughterfus by then.

[Anonymous No.]

vampires in space

[Anonymous No.]

*intense pipe hitting noises*

[Anonymous No.]

>>43278113
But there's sunlight everywhere in space

[Anonymous No.]

why is a sith veterinary hospital next to a chinese restaurant

[Anonymous No.]

Why are big muscle gals also the softest gals?

[Anonymous No.]

Yes, I will make a ton of dhampir and kikimora daughterus for other anons to enjoy in the future.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43278166
Imagine being single, minding your own business, then suddenly being carried away by a 9' tall muscle monster because she decided you're her husband now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43278181
>dykes
/lgbt/ that way

[Anonymous No.]

>>43278166
Heart is a muscle too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43278126
they're inside spaceships most of the time, so it's fine

[Anonymous No.]

>>43278181
AI has come so far

[Anonymous No.]

>>43278202
They are just waiting for hubby to come home from work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43278198
Imagine a 9 foot tall harpy swooping down on you like a bird of prey.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43278238
Cuddling with her in the nest! She's like a giant feather pillow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43278238
thats why you carry an umbrella with eyespots
>inb4 karakasa-obake

[Anonymous No.]

>>43278202
It's not a problem if yuri isn't a replacement for relationship with man

[Anonymous No.]

>>43278113

[Anonymous No.]

>mamono bullies shove you into a locker without your clothes, covered in lipstick marks and with their panties stuffed in your mouth

[Anonymous No.]

>>43278097
I'd rather a mature vampire with massive bloodbags, but I guess some people prefer unripened fruit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43278352
>their
I'm calling bullshit. I was never bullied by more than one person at a time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43278352
used mamono panties get!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43278369
Well, then you will be

[Anonymous No.]

>>43278166
awwww what a little cute cutie, I would be horny for her 24/7 if she looked at me with these puppy eyes
I can't get over how cute she is
>>43278198
time to kiss her and thank her for choosing me

[Anonymous No.]

>>43278352
I'd rather a holstaur bully that steals my lunch money so I have to drink her milk instead.

[Anonymous No.]

Remember to tip your rapist

[Anonymous No.]

>>43278454
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43278454
Cow tipping!
>POMF
What are you going to do on the pasture?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43278543
kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>43277037
i forget most people are into this because they're incels / /pol/tards sometimes

[Anonymous No.]

Monster meat

[Anonymous No.]

I don't think any Monster would like someone who has heavy smoking habits like me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43277172
sex with the 'mamo

[Anonymous No.]

>>43278788
Well, you don't need to reply to it, retard.

>>43278846
They would like to cure you though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43278846
smoking is unbearably attractive
you might have to switch to demon herb cigarettes, though

[Anonymous No.]

>>43278856
Anubis is too stressed from micromanaging her mummies, all of her hair has turned grey!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43277866
! !

[Anonymous No.]

>>43278788
It's much worse in other places, usually.

[Anonymous No.]

Master Blaster but it's a big monster and lolibaba

[Anonymous No.]

>>43278788
Thanks for the input reddit

[Anonymous No.]

>>43278926
k

[Anonymous No.]

>>43278916
little shota and giant kiki

[Anonymous No.]

>>43278798
wanna grope and knead troll meat

[Anonymous No.]

>>43278942
One of these girls deserves affection, the other deserves a mercy killing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43278986
i know you don't like kobold but that doesn't mean you can kill her

[Anonymous No.]

>>43278986
Please don't old yeller my wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>43278798
Smelly troll brapper.

[Anonymous No.]

kots love cheese

[Anonymous No.]

I'm scared of the woods, especially at night. There's things that stalk the trees, things that'll see you a mile away before you see them. Things with large claws like steak knives, blue eyes and a coat of fur as dark as shadow. They could tear you apart in a second. Werewolves...
If you value your life, you better stay away from them woods, boy!

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[Anonymous No.]

>>43279156
How does a floaty cube turn into a lady in a wedding dress?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43279191
>How does a floaty cube turn into a lady in a wedding dress?
with love

[Anonymous No.]

>>43279191
couple drops of mamano mana

[Anonymous No.]

>>43279191
The power of love and demonic energy

[Breathfag No.]

I wanna sniff danuki breath morning, noon, and night!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43279156
A ghast girl would just be a banshee that's rapey and breathes fire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43278798
Well fed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43279150
Brb, going out deep into the woods at night.

[Anonymous No.]

those ladies you sometimes see at the fish market on sundays sure are pretty...

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>>43276840

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>>43279330
that's a good artbook

[Anonymous No.]

>>43279360
Soulless. Nothing goes on behind those eyes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43279328
No anon! Don't do it! The werewolves will eat you alive!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43279330
>marry kraken
>have daughters with kraken
>receive letters from shipping companies asking you to ask your daughters to stop destroying their ships

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43277866
>Hellhound
If you want a hellhound in your household you should probably get a young one. They are rowdy like any hellhound, but you have a higher chance of outlasting them in bed and you can aquire some control by fucking them silly. You will never fully tame them, but you can teach them to respect your property at least.

>Anubis
A bratty and bossy anubis just needs a good dicking as well. That will usually keep them in line.

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>>43279101
End yourself immediedly mentally ill retard

[Anonymous No.]

>>43279597
>fetish thread
>not allowed to have fetish

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>>43279479
Listen, if they don't want their ships destroyed, they should stop putting single men on them.
Or better - just pack the single men and send them out on a dinghy or something.
I would never keep my daughteru from seeking happiness.

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>>43279156
How do I tell if a jap or gaijin made it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43279632
???

[Anonymous No.]

>>43279614
>subhuman failed abortion
>doesn't stay on /trash/

[Anonymous No.]

>>43279614
we draw the line at kemono hmofa here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43279669
Go join him in the aids pit furtrash

[Anonymous No.]

>>43279669
>we
There's no we, you are nothing more here than an unwelcome guest who fails to stay on /trash/

[Anonymous No.]

Stop giving these retards (You)s. They're mazos who love to be degraded by strangers for their horrible tastes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43279742
You need to go back where you came from.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43279782
Post monster girls or fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

Bears should be awake now. You know you're lucky when one calls you "honey."

[Anonymous No.]

>>43279669
yeah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43279827
Literal sugar momma bear cc fresh out of hibernation that owns a honey farm to call me sugar with an accent that sounds like thick molasses rolling off her tongue

[Anonymous No.]

Religious conflict in Zipangu!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43279922
I prefer frog.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43279853
Cheshire would do some shit like that to fuck with people’s minds. That she tricks anons into thinking there’s wonderland siths now.

[Anonymous No.]

Weekly reminder to go to church and expand your bloodline!

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>>43279922
What's the conflict?

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>>43279949
I thought nuns took a vow of chastity.

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>>43279971
Maybe h*man ones, these? it would be sinful to NOT knock em up regularly

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>>43279969
Hard to know. It is the land of the 8 million gods after all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43279971
It's okay if it's for the sole purpose of procreation. Just don't try to suggest a condom, unless you like doing it the hard way.

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>>43279949
There's a line in the bible about true believers being able to pick up snakes without being bitten. Some churches take that in the most literal way possible, and keep live snakes in the church that people pick up and hold to show their faith.

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>>43279971
In monster girl culture becoming a nun is a way to build up romance with the man they love. That it’s temporarily chastity which the monster girls that become nuns the most are Hebis.

[Anonymous No.]

Gonna team up with the pharaoh mage and go questing!

[Anonymous No.]

Spending summer vacation with your auntster

[Anonymous No.]

>>43280046
>>43280007
How about some cultural exchange between these two?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43280046
>haughty divine caster
>is her own deity
Somehow, this doesn't seem like an entirely fair build.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43280071
Summer is for the young stop hanging out with old ladies

[Anonymous No.]

>>43280071
knocking up your auntster so she can brag to her single friends

[Anonymous No.]

>>43280105
Imagine the power boost if I start worshipping her as well. Good party synergy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43280112
But the young belong with the old ladies we are made for each other.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43280112
As a wizard I can hang out with a lady my age.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43277335
This face always makes me giggle, she looks like she has to listen to the guy she's into ranting about fallout New Vegas or some shit when all she wants is to suck him dry

[Anonymous No.]

>>43279922
https://youtu.be/KtvNU4hH_Gc

Another week, another incident.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43280156
Well ain't that a kick in the head

[Anonymous No.]

>>43280071
>auntster
I'm sorry that your family was dysfunctional.

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>>43280046
>pharaoh takes you back to her kingdom
>tells you it will be the greatest thing you've ever seen
>all you find are the broken remains of a huge statue in an empty patch of desert
>pharaoh looks shocked and asks what could have caused such destruction
>remind her that she was in her tomb for thousands of years and the world has moved on without her
>pharaoh starts crying

[Anonymous No.]

>>43278788
It's sad, you'd think a setting about unconditional love would make people less hateful towards each other

[Anonymous No.]

>>43280239
The only thing dysfunctional is how hot auntsters are. It's not right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43280253
Love for me and not for thee.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43280252
This is where the quest rewards come in. Gonna make sure we get a ton of cash and then help her rebuild her kingdom. And if she wants, maybe find a cool new location for her kingdom while adventuring.

imagine a "ashlander" pharaoh kingdom

[Anonymous No.]

How do I tell my dragon wife that sleeping on a pile of gold is horrible for your back?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43276840
Anon: Has digestive tract
Akaname: WHIIIIIRRRR
Anon: Oh no not again
Anon: PLEASE NO LAST NIGHT WAS CURRY NIGHT
Akaname: GLRPP GLRP GLURP
Anon: NOOOO TOO DEEP! AAAAAHHH I STOLE THE LINDBERGH BABY AAAAHHHH
Akaname: HUSBANDO GO BRRR

And that’s why you can’t prop up the lagging laxative sector with economic buybacks. Druella’s economic and tax policies are amateurish at best. A Curry Tax would be a better policy, given the stability of spicy foods in this quarter’s economic downturn. Druella can’t prop up laxatives and expect the influx of Akaname will switch away from their long-standing preference for “searing intestinal orgasms”, all of which are so commonly featured in their song and dance. Druella will get married long before her garbage ‘plan’ helps anything.

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>>43280331
It's all about your state of mind. How valuable is a mountain of gold to a man with nothing to spend it on? Less than dirt. Allow it to grow soft grasses, and you will rest well...
Or - y'know, given your literal mountain of gold - you could buy a mattress.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43280253
Not him, but right?? MGs should encourage us to be the best person we can be. I keep feeling like I should be more active in my community, that way even if the portals never open at least I can die and say I tried to make this shithole a better place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43280374
Same, although I am focusing on myself right now but I am trying to improve myself to get to the point where I can start to help others. I just want everyone to have a happy ending you know

[Anonymous No.]

>>43278788
People are bags of crazy, who knew?rmparg

[Anonymous No.]

>>43280331
That's okay, she sleeps on her stomach

[Anonymous No.]

>>43280430
>I just want everyone to have a happy ending you know
Yeah. Good on you for taking care of yourself. It's important to love yourself. Hopefully we can all (the ones that aren't shitters at least) find someone to love us too.

I need to get off my ass and see a therapist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43280362
She won't let me, she's a hoarder!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43280469
Probably should see a therapist, they can be helpful. Although in my experience it can take a decent amount of time to find a good one
Damn shame flayers aren't real

[Anonymous No.]

CHAOS!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43280531
Okay it’s funny how you posted about flayers when I said chaos, the abyss is uniting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43280533
MAY CHAOS TAKE THE WORLD! MAY CHAOS TAKE THE WORLD!

[Anonymous No.]

The only way to beat a Bogie is by playing by their rules and adapting to their sense of humor to outwit them at their own game.
So in order to avoid getting raped by this clown, I'll simply show her this yellow sticky note I've written on with crayons and explain it's my rape immunity card that expires in never and that if she tries anyway, she goes to clown jail.
Now Bogie is beaten.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43280590
anon... that's stupid. she's just going to rape you...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43280590
>bogie proceeds to pull out a get-out-of-jail-free card from monopoly

[Anonymous No.]

>>43279444
I never knew I wanted a sharp teeth gyaru blue oni this badly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43280590
nah, put on the funny mask anon, you know you want to, its right there, you 'll have power beyond human comprehension, all you have to is wear it and become the new king of clowns

[Anonymous No.]

Too hot, I hate it. Being with someone in bed would be hell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43276840

[Anonymous No.]

>>43280533
>>43280543
>>43280575
Chaos girls are best girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>43280610
>>43280619
Alas, you think I didn't have backup plans in case the rape immunity card was countered? I immediately employ plan B, doing a mime act.
Now there is an invisible box surrounding me, preventing the Bogie from being able to reach me less she bumps her head against this mime wall.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43280645
Glacis/ice queen bait

[Anonymous No.]

>>43280649
>inb4 she mimes a door into the box you made and locks it shut

[Anonymous No.]

I warned bros in the last thread that if she kept eating borger she'd ruin her abs

[Anonymous No.]

>>43280649
>bogie proceeds to "knock" on your mime wall like she's knocking on a door
>she then twists a doorknob you can't see and opens a door, bypassing your mime wall
>backs you up against the invisible mine wall and squishes her large body against you because you've trapped yourself for her
Anon.....

[Anonymous No.]

>>43280648
Oh no they’re adapting beware of Kiki Shog.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43280679
too cute. gonna keep feeding her burgs

[Anonymous No.]

>>43280679
Just as i predicted

[Anonymous No.]

>>43280648
Agreed, love their yandere vibes they give off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43280646
I don't trust fox seniors. No way a supposedly 18 year old kitsune would have that many tails.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43280649
>bogie places invisible dynamite and puts her hands on an invisible plunger

[Anonymous No.]

>>43280670
>>43280681
Damn it. Fine... I have no choice but to use my most drastic, final resort to beat Bogie at her own game.
I'll cock my thumb and point my finger gun at her threateningly and demand she back off. I'll tell her I'll do it! I'll shoot! I mean it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43280713
>She sucks your gun off before playing with your pocket pistol
or
>She gets off you and starts stripping while fake crying and mouths that to not hurt her and use her body sexually instead

[Anonymous No.]

>>43280637
Having a clown career of being the great jester makes you prime Bogie bait.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43280679
Abs are meant to be ruined by pregnancy, not burgers.
No sex until she loses weight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43280737
shes way more fertile now, ya know

[Anonymous No.]

>>43280610
Is boogie the type of big gal who will tie you to her body and hide you under her clothes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43280713
>Bogie acts shocked
>the flower on her chest then squirts water into your eyes, blinding you and giving her enough time to reign you in with the lasso she mimes

[Anonymous No.]

>>43280679
Fat fuck are disgusting

[Anonymous No.]

>>43280648
>>43280703

[Anonymous No.]

>>43280732
and the mask doesnt come off as well till you become a king worthy of its power and remake the kingdom of pranksters and wellread fools

[Anonymous No.]

>>43280714
>>43280730
>>43280749
I give up. Bogie is too OP...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43280774
You were a clown for thinking you could out-clown the clown anon. You and Bogie are a match made in heaven, hope you like getting raped to the sound of honks every time she makes you thrust into her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43280645
You're telling me all it took to get chesh to respect personal space was a little heat?

[Anonymous No.]

>Beating nig nog dog

[Anonymous No.]

>>43280822
That means get a lot of heaters and turn into a beam weapon against Cheshires to stop their stupid pranks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43280761
mastah's toilet

[Anonymous No.]

>>43280648
The Thing but it's a Shog hiding among the Kikimora ran Maid Academy.

[Anonymous No.]

Do monsters not know that sexual addiction is a thing? Sex is fun and all, but like everything else in life, too much of it is bad for anyone.

[Anonymous No.]

Looks like anubis dot moe isn't working properly

[Anonymous No.]

Have a drink with aunt Satyros and share your dumb story ideas

[Anonymous No.]

>>43280888
Monsters know moderation; no more than 8 hours of sex a day.
Disregard Fallen God worshipers, they're religious nutcases.

[Anonymous No.]

How does a monster react to being sniffed and then asked if she's ovulating?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43280934
"Yes"

[Anonymous No.]

>>43280934

[Anonymous No.]

>>43280934
If she’s a dog mamono that’s normal for their way of life, it’s even encouraged for husbands to smell their dog wives.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43280909
Anon visits Zipangu
Fall in love with Hebi
They don't speak each other's language
Shenanigans ensue

[Anonymous No.]

>>43280909
anon wakes up in the church of honk
is given a weird mask
Causes an entire kingdom fall to clowns
many honks were heard that night

[Anonymous No.]

>>43280909
A dark mage decides to go full super villain mode to get herself a husband
She boots up the old chimera machine starts to turn herself into a chimera, to add bunyip, weresheep, and yeti to herself. She will be the ultimate cuddler, once she gets her claws on her new hubby he'll be puddy in her fluffy sleepy coils

[Anonymous No.]

>>43280745
Shh, let him enjoy the challenge. Not that your particular bit of biology would apply to monsters anyway, but...

[Anonymous No.]

nun bogie pussy is extra sexy

[Anonymous No.]

>>43280909
Perfectionist Pharaoh can't find a husband and decides to groom/raise a boy into her perfect consort but finds it's more trouble than she expected. Happy ending family epilogue preferred

[Anonymous No.]

>>43281042
No clowning around in church.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43280965
Give anubi surprise titty grabs while they're working to keep them on their toes

[Anonymous No.]

>>43281049
but honks are sacred in the church of honks

[Anonymous No.]

>>43280934
"I am now."

[Anonymous No.]

monster girls are so hot <3

[Anonymous No.]

>>43281043
Pharaoh momster sounds nice

[Anonymous No.]

This is the fate all foxes deserve

[Anonymous No.]

>>43281004
>Having sex with dropdead gorgeous bogie
>She honks whenever you thrust your hips
>It's funny but it feels too good to stop
Is it rude to laugh while you creampie a mamono?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43280316
>Dungeon delving/Adventure/Village building/Management sim with a normal anon and his pharaoh wife
I would pay for that game

[Anonymous No.]

>>43281043
imagine being some random orphan and getting adopted by the ruler of a kingdom

[Anonymous No.]

>>43281175
God, that sounds comfy.
>Pharaoh is a genius when it comes to building and running a domain, but she is used to delegate tasks.
>You are used to more hard labor though so you have to teach her.

>>43281191
That's a lot of "aunts".

[Anonymous No.]

>>43281166
>Finish cumming inside your bogie wife in the missionary position as Eros intended
>In the glow of orgasm look deeply into her eyes and lean in for a kiss
>Her fake flower squirts water in your face
https://youtu.be/uPbgmrEty8o

[Anonymous No.]

>>43281258
>Fill your realm with monsters and experts
I always felt that in an mge game a good way of having the player experience every mamano while remaining monogamous would be stuff like matchmaking and experiencing other character's stories through flashbacks

[Anonymous No.]

>>43281175
>If a dungeon is too hard you can ask your Pharaoh wife to clear it for you
>If you use this feature too much you get locked with the "househusband ending" where she won't let you go to the last dungeon because it's too dangerous
>Using it a few times gives you the regular ending where you retire after defeating the apophis final boss
>True ending only happens if you never use the feature, it sees you becoming the king of the region

[Anonymous No.]

Two threads later, Ocean Titslug is finished

[Anonymous No.]

>>43281418
She's cute! Love your art style

[Anonymous No.]

>>43281418
Nicely done! She's not the easiest to pull off with all the slug bits.
Would fall asleep in her cleavage and have sweet dreams.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43281418
even though it came at a snail pace, her arrival is an event everyone awaited

[Anonymous No.]

>>43281418
cute and she sexy

[Anonymous No.]

>>43281418
>Ah, so this is dry land!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43281435
>now where are all the cute boys 4mon promised?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43281418
Ocean slug,
Take me by the hand, lead me to the land,
That you understand

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43281418
The cuteness and softness of the ocean!
>>43281463
She has to keep looking, those boys are hiding in their homes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43281480
Shame this isn't a gif. When you see images like this, helpful instructions usually follow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43281418
Tritonia-san is so pretty and soft... I want to marry her someday...

[Anonymous No.]

The super rare royal dragon subspecies is hot

[Anonymous No.]

>>43281175
And I'm willing to come close to infringement to make it.

[Anonymous No.]

Which monster girl would you fuck?

[Anonymous No.]

Is dragonia safe to travel through?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43281502
mere. lizard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43281548
Of course! Who would threaten you where Wyverns dare?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43281546
"Their bodies are so soft that when touched by another person their hands will sink into it [...] They have a habit of recognizing things that have sunk into their own body as belonging to them. In the case that a man buries himself in their body, or even if they themselves, to look after him, embrace a man who was violated by their tentacles; in either case they'll recognize the man as their husband and seek to copulate. When having sex, they'll embrace a man to hold him inside their soft body and do it while gluing each others' bodies as closely together as possible. They like to have their husband's body sink inside their own more deeply. Besides just deeper pistoning, such things as deep kissing and burying one's face in their soft breasts are also likely to greatly please them."

[Anonymous No.]

>>43281546
All of them

[Anonymous No.]

>>43281575
I wanna be a tritonia's snuggle buddy... I want to bury my face in her soft breasts...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43281558
>Malef Dragon overhears this discussion
>Starts scheming
I like to imagine they can develop an innate sense for when dragons are being pussies about love. Or maybe they make spies out of bartenders, guild receptions, arena masters, etc.

Actually, you could probably make a lot of money as an informant for a Malef.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43281606
Bet you wouldn't fuck that one bookworm nerd dark matter from the world guide.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43281625
>>43281575
Y'know I like her a lot more than I thought I would, I forgot what the hell she did.
When the portals open I'll be very happy to be claimed by a sea slug

[Anonymous No.]

>>43281546
Chaos girls and Desert Kingdom Mamonos. One of my greatest fantasies is a fusion between the two of a eldritch choco monster who indulges in TF with her husband(Me).

[Anonymous No.]

>>43281642
Based anon, I like them but I also really like plant girls and demonic types too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43281639
ALL OF THEM

[Anonymous No.]

>>43281642
Ancient Egypt and eldritch mythos go wonderfully together.
Need chaos anubis, no less than 7 feet tall and she must wear a scary mask even though her face is adorable underneath.

[Anonymous No.]

>Your Cheshire friend decided to spread a rumor on 4mon about you
>She said that you only like human girls, and want human kids
How do you avoid getting captured and taught the ""error of your ways"" by angry mamonos?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43281102
At least post monster Karin or Abella instead of a troon

[Anonymous No.]

>>43281672
Don't respond

[Anonymous No.]

>>43281672
I thought she was cute...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43281548
Avoid locations known for dragon undead, dragon slimes, dragon plants, or other hybrids.
Don't buy any jewels you do not recognize.
Don't carry rare treasure on you unless you intend on selling it to the nearest dragon-owned shop.
Don't look too helpless or a dragon will insist on being your bodyguard.
Don't look too strong or a dragon will try to provoke you into a fight. Do not accept the challenge under any circumstances.
Don't insult a dragon's pride.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43281672
>abella
... you'd prefer this one?
https://files.catbox.moe/y6u4l0.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>43281692
when does that ever work?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43281546
Hellhounds, I want to be ridden hard and be put away wet with sloppy hound kisses.

[Anonymous No.]

love for big girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>43281814
But I like girls that are smaller than me. They could bully me if they're bigger.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43281852
Smaller girls are fully capable of bullying you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43281814
large dolls are sexy

[Anonymous No.]

>>43281859
No they aren't. Any attempt is shut down with the with height-based counterbullying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43281887
>with the with
Hell yeah, it's CVA time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43281859
Maybe, but it's not really believable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43279853
her face is all wrong
and too fluffy
what is going on!?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43281651
best I can offer is a mindflayer/sandworm hybrid

[Anonymous No.]

>>43281912
Don't respond.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43281935
i wanted to post the assburgers image on a post that deserved it

[Anonymous No.]

>>43281935
Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43281859
That may be so but small girls automatically have the "imagine" trait which gives them -15 resistance to the "bent over furniture" and "mating press" techniques

[Anonymous No.]

>>43281951
You want furshit to be normalized? Go to /trash/.

[Anonymous No.]

>interrupts your conversation to bring up her mommy issues

[Anonymous No.]

>>43281999
Go away Dampe.

[Anonymous No.]

current WIP splice of the chronicles of the Black Knight, I'll add in the pics once anon wakes up and finishes his story

[Anonymous No.]

>>43280909
Lilim trying to pay anon so she can suck his dick, can be a silly story or smut, idc

[Anonymous No.]

>>43282008
>mamono magi
who makes up the team?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43281859
I want a nurari shortstack to bully me.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43282006
You should hear her out. Her mother's a terrible person, her crimes consist of
>not letting her stay up past 10 on school nights
>making her do the dishes
>making her clean her room
>forcing her daughter to have at least a C grade in all her classes
>not letting her go to that concert one time
Truly a despicable character.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43282048
Why do you all want your girlfriends to bully you... Why don't you want them to be nice to you...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43282058
yeah she goes on and on about it, but that one time on our date when I snapped and said her mom is a real bitch she got mad at me and started defending her

[Anonymous No.]

>>43282058
truly dhampires with no real problems in their life are the most oppressed

[Anonymous No.]

>>43282058
Tough love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43282062
Cupid is mean and shoots her boyfriend with arrows.

[Anonymous No.]

I wish we had a super powerful plant girl, like an ancient alarune or something. I'm a bit of a powerfag

[Anonymous No.]

>>43282062
Bully as in sitting on my face while kiki wife is giving me a blowjob

[Anonymous No.]

do not get a vampire gf
i am now on a permanent diet of gatorade and spinach

[Anonymous No.]

>>43282097
What do you mean? There's already a powerful plant girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43282062
Being lovingly bullied is my dream
>>43280761
Did you draw her? I love this style

[Anonymous No.]

>>43281418
>>43281575
>>43281625
!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43282113
These are not mine, but yeah the style is pretty cool.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43282112
Who?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43282008
Thanks. I really like this story. It's nice. Hope things work out for the MC

[Anonymous No.]

>>43282097
wonder how powerful that dragon tentacle is

[Anonymous No.]

>>43282151
Owl mage is not a plant, idiot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43282058
What a dork

[Anonymous No.]

>>43281175
And then you have the sci-fi sequel

[Anonymous No.]

>>43282246
pyramids, in space

[Anonymous No.]

>>43282176
Weak to weedkiller.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43282246
Moon Pharaohs.
Supposedly there’s pyramids on the moon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43282177
Bad jokes lead to rape anon

[Anonymous No.]

I love the concept of a super smart wurm, just 2000IQ unstoppable force of intellect

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43282331
I mean Dragonia has 2 Wurms being owners of a bar so it's possible.

[Anonymous No.]

Cow + snake = cake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43281955
Don't forget "uppies" and the Forbidden Windmill.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43282343
I like to think wonderland wurms are mostly giga brains

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43282425
I'm tired of small foxes who are more mofu than girl.
Next time I see one I'm telling her to go home and drink some milk.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43282500
Need to attend the next meeting of Hornfondlers Anonymous

[Anonymous No.]

>>43282499

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43282058
You forgot the time she embarrassed her in front of a boy

[Anonymous No.]

Lilim appreciation post, need me a lim with some Xtra large assets

[Anonymous No.]

>>43282499
Yeah! I want a big fox that's still more mofu than girl!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43282558
Not the intended results but still acceptable.

>>43282613
I'm picturing the kind of megamofu fox who easily fills half a small a room with her tails when they're fluffed up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43282604
What do they say about lilims with small feet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43282028
>filename
Very true

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

shitlim

[Anonymous No.]

>>43277027
Nah thats just stupid, the majors would dismiss the order as heretics and fools. The only monsters that would be outright hated are the abyssals, demons, succs, and others. Hell the pope himself said aliens would welcome into the church and the islamists have the concept of the djinn, non demon supernatural creations of allah. Plus if ite proven monster have at least half of the human genome they'd be protected and have human rights in the USA.
The other monsters would face some bigotry for sure but nothing they're not used too. The only real opposition they'd face would be from feminists and other retards while most non-gay men would embrace them. The mentally ill types would embrace monsters once they find out about alping.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43277177
>monsters in wage slavery
Nooooooo say it ain't so!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43282853
What about /tg/tards what happens to them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43282901
rape correction, duh

[Anonymous No.]

>>43282865
Monsters aren't suited for wage slavery
They'd work short hours, keep missing days because "too horny" and wouldn't care enough profits to grow the company.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43282865
It would be like with taliban fighters complaining about 9/5 wageslave life after they took over
>the AC is set too cold
>this meeting is boring
>I wish I was back in MGE world, hunting for my soulmate

[Anonymous No.]

>>43282865
>Monster girls getting stuck in wageslavery after fantasizing about our world.

[Anonymous No.]

Undead lolis are for filling with warmth

[Anonymous No.]

>>43280681
>bogey opens the mine door
>anon put his hand to his mouth making a cylinder
>he then mimes blowing away the bogey to give him some space

[Anonymous No.]

Give me you mg smash or pass list?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43282865
we have seen that they are able to do work in the books and the demo. If there are issues, they likely adjust things to make it work. But they do work

[Anonymous No.]

>>43282973
There’s over 200 girls man I an’t giving a full list of that so keep it to five for each. Five girls you would fuck and five girls you wouldn’t.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43282973
>pass
Troll, Devil Bug
>smash
everything else

[Anonymous No.]

>>43282901
They will be the weakest prey for their monster wives

[Anonymous No.]

Need casual cow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43282974
Wageslaving is a fate i wouldn't wish upon any monster

[Anonymous No.]

>>43283030
Well they probably would fix it so it's not wage slavery.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43283044
>offices turn into glorified love hotels for couples to form and fuck
>still turn a profit because they are owned by ((Danukis)) and mamono bullshit magic makes it work

[Anonymous No.]

>>43282973
(Smash)
1. Wendigo
2. Anubis
3. Hellhound
4. Shirohebi
5. Wisp
(Pass)
1. Nacha
2. Dark Elf
3. Dragon
4. Kejourou(Too Human)
5. Mantis(Don’t like the emotionless side of the monster)
There that’s my smash or pass list some of these might change, but I never could get into the dragon or the dark elf, they’re too prideful for my liking.

[Anonymous No.]

Elves in latex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43283065
Nah, they would make it functional like more salary and benefits is what I was thinking. More time off if needed. Stuff like that. They actually do do work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43282644
So much fluff she has trouble with doors not meant for a centaur. Other foxes roll their eyes in jealous disgust at her presence. Shampoo salesmen weep tears of joy when they hear her name.

[Anonymous No.]

I love lamias

[Anonymous No.]

>>43283010
Why troll?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43283119
Fat snakes give tight coils

[Anonymous No.]

>>43283121
Uncanny valley hands and feet are a total killer. Either make them normal or full inhuman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43283147
Refenrebxe?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43283147
>that vamp
Imagine being such a fucking loser that you don't have a human bf to feed you while having sex and have to instead drink hobo blood from bags, lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>43283153
That's fair. I feel like the giant man grabbers may have shrunk a bit in some more recent art though.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

How to respond to this?

[Anonymous No.]

How do I explain to the over enthusiastic succubus that I like her but I also just want to be left alone from time to time?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43283223
Drink beer
Fall asleep

[Anonymous No.]

>>43283229
promise 5 minutes of sweaty hot succusex for every minute she leaves you alone

[Anonymous No.]

>>43283229
You can't
You'll just need to keep tricking her into the cryogenic statis pod.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43283223
I'd be ok with a succ who just wants to hang out, chat and play games.
The sexual frustration will blow up eventually, until then we can enjoy the comfy times.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43276840

[Anonymous No.]

>>43283261
So what do you to do in time with her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43283243
>She leaves for a while week
>Comes back with a treasury worth of aphrodisiacs and stamina enchanters potions

>>43283245
She stopped getting fooled by that after the 3:rd time. Now I have to use hypnosis to make her think that letting me play videogames is equal to sex

[Anonymous No.]

>knocks down your door
>"It's paizuri-o-clock, human!"
How do you deal with a Hobgoblin that wants to Hobgobble you? They seem so strong and overwhelming...

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43283261
Those are not mutually exclusive
>hang out
no better way to finish sightseeing than a round of outdoors sex
>chat
talk while doing mutual masturbation
>play games
quick blowjob while waiting in the lobby

[Anonymous No.]

i am 5 foot 1
what mamono is right for me

[Anonymous No.]

>>43283287
Place your hand on her head and extend your arm. Shorties never learn

[Anonymous No.]

>>43283295
>her right hand
Why do AIniggers insist on wasting our image limit with Escher's stairs tier bullshit

[Anonymous No.]

>>43283287
They're slow, clumsy, and simpleminded. The issue is when they bring in other goblins or members of Marune's branch as backup.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43283307
Holstaur who will rest her tits on your head.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43283308
>she grabs your wrist and starts dragging you to the bedroom
Not a good idea to get within reach.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43283307
All of them

[Anonymous No.]

>>43283321
they don't want to show their "art" they just want to make you mad

[Anonymous No.]

Fuck vampires, profess your love for vampires, impregnate vampires, mating press vampires into the bed, lovingly raise dhampir babies together, deepthroat slutty vampires, pour your blood into a vampire’s glass, fuck vampires in the sunlight, bend vampires over furniture and fuck them, cuddle vampires in their coffins, creampie every vampire’s holes, full nelson vampires, pronebone vampires, marry single vampires for tax benefits, go on dates with vampires, have gentle sex with pregnant vampires, trap vampires into marriage, gape vampire ass with your dick, sloppily make out with blood-drunk vampires, eat vampires out, share a bed with vampires, go tanning with vampires until they have dark tan-lines, force shy vampires to drink blood from your neck, eat roasted garlic then french kiss vampires, have unsafe sex with vampire, mandatory impregnation for all vampires, spoil your vampire and dhampir children with love, try to drown vampires by deepthroating them, break ancient evil vampires hips, make ancient evil vampires feel young again, feed pigeons at the park with your vampire wife, let vampires gloat about getting married before their wight friends.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43283377
Vampires talk too much

[Anonymous No.]

>>43283377
>Fuck vampires
Yeahm they suck. Gonna go for the nice wight that lives in the mansion next door just to spite a vampire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43283407
If I marry a Dhampir, can she do that to me?

[Anonymous No.]

>Hellhound girl at school bullies you
>Cheshire elbows you in the ribs one day and whispers, 'Don't worry, I got you.'
>Less than a day later a video of the hellhound is uploaded online
>Looks like a blurry cellphone vid
>She's in a set of frilly magical girl pajamas
>She's facing her bathroom mirror and using her hairbrush as a microphone
>She's loudly and passionately singing https://youtu.be/93VQFexD5qE
>She ends up crying in class and going home early

[Anonymous No.]

>>43283499
got her ass. thanks chesh

[Anonymous No.]

>>43283499
Wife material. I'm skipping class to follow her home

[Anonymous No.]

>>43283377
Yeah, but I also want a kikimora maid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43283499
I wouldn't be able stand that hound crying, I would bring her a mixtape.

[Anonymous No.]

Gremlins deserve to be bullied.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43283592
Do you want her to fix your roof or not anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43283603
Fuck my roof, can she fix the buzzing sound from my Ender 3 V2 Neo printer fans? If yes then we're married

[Anonymous No.]

>>43283603
Yeah, but I also want to slap her butt, she's practically asking for it wearing those tight pants like she does. I'm torn!

[Anonymous No.]

I need a h'orc nemesis to bully shadow of war style

[Anonymous No.]

>>43283223
>That makes sense, no one would want to do anything lewd to me anyway. You can just use me and throw me away like everyone else...
Bam, pity rape. Once she's done you once there's no reason to stop, either. If only I were a bad enough person to actually employ the technique.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43283630
>RANGER!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43283377
All agreeable statements.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43283377
>gape vampire ass with your dick
Slowly spread loli vampire ass with fully grown penis

[Anonymous No.]

>>43283377
fuck a vamp until you jumpstart her heart.

[Anonymous No.]

Survival tips for escaping Dark Matters?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43283848
If you can outrun a nuke then I say you are a greater man then most.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43283848
Hide in a refrigerator, they can't reach you there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43283848
In case you got covered in that dark matter, here's some advice the lab boys gave me: "do not get covered in the dark matter".

[Anonymous No.]

>>43283848
Time your taunt correctly, you get I-Frames at the apex of the jump

[Anonymous No.]

>>43283940
Did you know you can block and parry any projectile or damage by pressing C before getting hurt?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43283981
>"In todays episode, Anon Royal Guard's a Dark Matter explosion."

[Anonymous No.]

how do you test an mg?

[Anonymous No.]

>hag keeps pretending to have computer problems so you have to come over

[Anonymous No.]

>>43283065
salarymen would quickly become an endangered species due to overhunting

[Anonymous No.]

Slime supremacy

[Anonymous No.]

>>43284068
Does she even have a computer?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43284068
That's a sure way to make me avoid her. She should have computer issues ONCE and then bait me back with food and booba. Are you reading this, demon lord? I'm giving you an Anonymous instruction manual, I hope it's helpful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43284118
She has one of the highest spec PCs anon
She actually plans on making one for anon and lying about it being from a garage sale

[Anonymous No.]

>tell shog I want her to bring me a star
>she nods and leaves the house, see her flying up into the sky from my window
>haven't seen since and its been 13 days
Finally.... I'm free! Shog is gone! I'm fucking FREE!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43284136
... I would tell you to run and hide, but I don't think there's any possibility that would work. Sorry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43284136
Silly Anon, she's your bed and the rest of your house. She's always with you

[Anonymous No.]

>>43284107
i like ms slime

[Anonymous No.]

>>43284149
>>43284151
But I saw the clingy bitch leave! She went to space! She's actually trying to follow my orders and bring me a real star. She'll be flying for millions of years to reach an actual star.
So I'm free then, Shog is finally out of my life. She can't still be here! I got rid of her...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43284151
But what's for dinner?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43284179
>he doesn't know about the byakhee

[Anonymous No.]

How am I supposed to respond when a centaur offers me a ride?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43284206
no way, friend

[Anonymous No.]

Azathoth, the great, dumb beast which dreams the universe into being! The writhing one, the dreamer of all dreams, the simple consciousness of reality! She squirms! She shakes! She stirs in her great slumber!
She needs a cuddle buddy right away, and *you're* the only one who can keep her napping!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43284206
Put on your cowboy costume, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43284211
Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43284195
The what...?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43284185
Same thing as always, shogloaf

[Anonymous No.]

>>43284242
>https://lovecraft.fandom.com/wiki/Byakhee
The journey doesn't take that long if you know the right people, and if anyone knows the right people it's going to be shog.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43284226
what? what was wrong with that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43284206

[Anonymous No.]

>>43284179
>You hear a familiar voice behind you
>"Master, did you think I would ever leave your side? I love you, I won't ever leave you, now get in the shogbed while I make dinner."
Can't escape the shog

[Anonymous No.]

>>43284271
He saw it as azaTHOTh and he just can't stand THOTs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43284271
Faggots dumping lovecraft mythos in these threads have always been bad actors.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43284107
Bones are overrated

[Anonymous No.]

>>43284280
Faggot reporting in!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43284253
Aw man...
I could really go for just a regular pizza.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43284270
>>43284274
Not again...

[Anonymous No.]

Can't wait until the scat posting starts again because you retards decided to start posting about Shogs again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43284313
how new?

[Anonymous No.]

So uh...
Are the fins just for decoration or is that their actual hands and feet.
And uh....
How do they breathe underwater....

[Anonymous No.]

>>43284317
Read the profile or shut up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43284301
Ask your wife, she can just store the shogloaf for later. She'll make you eat extra tomorrow and make you pay for it tonight in the bed

[Anonymous No.]

need big monster butts, I'm starving...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43284313
>you aren't allowed to post about a monster you like because....
>because it might attract this one gay faggot dedicated to a gig that can be easily ignored!
Fuck off thinskin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43284313
I'm not gonna stop posting about one of my fav girls cause some bad faith retards are being retarded

[Anonymous No.]

>>43284324
Cunt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43284313
"I'm Scat Man!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hy8kmNEo1i8
I'll use basically ANY EXCUSE to post this stupid wordplay

[Anonymous No.]

>>43284340
Cry about it. I'm not going to spoonfeed some newfag that can't read.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43284308
Get in the bed, or she'll drag you to it and trap you under molesting blankets anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>43284353
I know what the actual answers are, I literally got the image from the wiki.
I wanted to talk about turtles instead of nigwolf for the 11th time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43284369
>merely pretending

[Anonymous No.]

mgs for this feel?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43283287
all goblins have low magick resist, so
>Teleport Other
and you'll be free from gob-hassling for at least a week

[Anonymous No.]

>>43284337
Shogs rule all, all Mamonos will be like Shog. The Chaos Empire shall reign supreme.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43276967
Sauce?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43284179
Shog comes. Shog serves

[Anonymous No.]

>>43284410
you don't recognize the artist?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43276698
>>43276363
>>43275645
>>43273327
>>43272821
>>43272897
>>43272806
>>43272675
>>43272551
>It was the afternoon of the next day
>you were waiting in your trailer again after getting a text from Eilia that she'd be free this afternoon after doing producer stuff
>You don't remember giving her your number... but you supposed it'd be on the books anyways
>You were busy reading over the script to pass the time, reading the whole thing over to get a feel for what direction the writing team wanted to go in before revisions inevitably occurred
>It was honestly kinda good, you could tell the writing team must have had a fan or two in high places
>Hand picked by Eilia maybe? either way the dialogue was more mature and coherent
>hell the jokes were even funny as you can tell it was meant to appeal to an older audience without making the classic mistakes of being edgy or lewd for the sake of it
>You were engrossed as you made it to your parts and introduction into the scene
>it was after the girls got their powers to fight misery and the mascots were introduced and they were being battle tested by their first fight
>You couldn't help but vocalize your lines in the persona of the black knight
>"Ohhh...? Mamono shoujo? I could scarcely believe my suit's sensors when it detected your magical energy. It only makes sense you were able to defeat my familiars and change them into into "kindness""
>"Nevertheless, i'll find out here and now if I need to destroy you or let you children play around... Come!"
>you were caught up using the theater of the mind to follow along with the directions in the script the best you could
>you were sure you looked like a fool especially since choreography hasn't even gotten started in training the actors
>It was after your hamfisted shadow fight and closing lines where you foreshadowed your dramatic reasons for fighting before retreating with your minions in tow that you heard clapping
>Clapping?
>Clapping!?
>you turned to the source of the clapping
>Eilia was sitting on the couch, an open snack bag sitting on her lap while she started at you with earnest admiration as she excitedly clapped at your "performance"
>you wanted to die but were a better actor than to show it
.
.
.
>you two sat in the small trailer watching an episode or two of the classic show while Eilia was prattling off about how this scene was well captured and how part of the inspiration for the movie's story line was meant to be an expansion of this scene, etc etc.
>you listened intently, it was only polite after all and as an actor it gave you valuable insights into how the actual production was going to be
>you gave your input too when it was appropriate and were delighted to have her earnestly listen to your suggestions and experiences
.
.
.
>Eilia was using the restroom in the studio proper and the sun was getting lower in the horizon
>Despite your misgivings you felt a bit grateful for having met the director and getting her confidence
>You stood up to pace around mostly to move your body after sitting still for so long when you noticed a small CD case slip out of the bag
>it was a simple plastic case you can buy a hundred for with a dime but the contents caught your eye
>a blank faced DVD with the words 'Mamono magic live act. 5-27-xx'
>you knew it would be rude but something about that date made you curious and before you knew it you slipped in the disk into the disk player putting the old BD back carefully
>The screen shot to life and you saw what appeared to clearly be a home video recording
>it was taken from the perspective of someone in the stands filming the live show you performed in way back, the day you wrote that resignation letter you never turned in
>It seemed the recording was altered somewhat as it skipped ahead to your appearance
>you appeared stage left along with the "dark minions"
>the children and two or three professional actors there to pick up any slack
>you and the minions helped them by giving them a 15 minute crash course on what to say and how to act so along they bumbled out on the stage, nervous or energetic but either way they stumbled up
>As you were reminiscing about the mixed emotions you had back then a particular child catches your eye
>a small and overly energetic white haired demon girl with piercing red eyes
>Huh...
>must be a coincidence...?
>the video kept going and the kids stumbled and messed up their lines but the professional actors and you stepped up to cover their mistakes and keep things going
>The little demon was no different but during an action scene where everyone was supposed to comically jump out of the way the little demon stumbled and fell
>she scraped her knee and started crying
>You remembered now!
>you dragged the little demon back as the minions improvised and covered for you as you got out a bandage from a little pocket on your suit
>you put it on her while saying, "dark minions don't cry so easily! Lets show those mamono shoujo whose the boss huh?"

[Anonymous No.]

Found a Pharaoh. I like pharaohs

[Anonymous No.]

>>43284470
least favorite desert lady. which is still pretty good, as it turns out

[Anonymous No.]

I literally felt traumatized after reading the short story

[Anonymous No.]

>>43284481
woah, literally?
Like really?
Literally?
woah

[Anonymous No.]

>>43284475
I can understand why people think they are boring as "monster girls", but I still really like them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43284488
>some girls are too human
>some girls are too monster
It's unending.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43284488
I'd like them, but all the royalty ones feel out of reach y'know? It's like how I want to make a Lilim waifu but my brain is just "not even in your dreams, faggot." It's annoying

[Anonymous No.]

>>43284533
True. Time to enjoy some mamono.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43284533
i crunched the numbers and ms ushi is the ideal woman

[Anonymous No.]

>>43284533
The ideal girls are slimes. Submit to slimes and their slimey embrace

[Anonymous No.]

>>43284547
Fact check: TRUE

[Anonymous No.]

>>43282592
Oh yes, how could she forget the time she shouted "I love you!" out the window after dropping her off at school. Despicable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43284542
for me, i want to be that poor commoner that steals the royal and noble monsters and teaches whats life like outside of a gilded cage

[Anonymous No.]

>>43284418
No...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43284578
r u sure?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43284606
This physically hurts to read

[Anonymous No.]

>>43284440
This is why you should always be careful when helping little mamonos, anons. You'll never know if they'll come find you years later ready to repay the debt!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43284605
I'm bad at remembering names, do you know the artist?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43284544
Marry the child pharaoh and help her run the kingom

[Anonymous No.]

>>43284680
I do not

[Anonymous No.]

me gulp down some red red stuff

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

There are some monsters getting turned on from hearing from their doctors informing them about their nymphomania diagnosis getting worse and worse...

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43284572
I get it, I like the idea of a wight buying me myself. It's just that, man why would even a royal monster want me? So many other dudes who are better y'know?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43284728
at least the treatment options are pretty good

[Anonymous No.]

>>43276840

Isaiah 11:16

[Anonymous No.]

>>43284770
I don't trust that elf with that syringe, what's in it and why is it pink?

[Anonymous No.]

All of you with fish wives, this is how you two will be mating
https://youtu.be/9V-9eOppBkg

[Anonymous No.]

>>43284753
That Hebi does not look trustworthy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43284775
>Danuki trying to convert me to their religion again

[Anonymous No.]

>>43284787
All hebis are trustworthy anon, they would never be secretly insane and lock you in a basement until they mindbreak you with their love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43284787
she's super trustworthy, do a trust fall with her right now. she'll catch you and hold you and squeeze you and love you and hold you and squeeze you and love you and hold you

[Anonymous No.]

>>43284803
I'm running the other way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43284813
Uh anon, she won't let go...help I have to get home soon

[Anonymous No.]

>>43284823
just take her home stupid
GGEZ

[Anonymous No.]

>>43284819
The challenge only excites her anon, you can't run forever

[Anonymous No.]

Had a dream about twin anubises. They were whispering to themselves about how to make me their's when finally they settled on doing "that one thing that no man can resist." So they came up to me, hugged me from both sides, and started kissing and licking my face.

Then I woke up.

I've never dreamt about anubises before, so this was new.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43284830
It seems like a bad idea to take a strange hebi home with me

[Anonymous No.]

>>43284847
A premonition, marked by autism hounds

[Anonymous No.]

>>43284839
No, but I can hold out a knife to my stomach and threaten to commit seppuku if she doesn't leave me alone with her coilfucking business!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43284858
I'm not sure how I feel about being married to schedule dogs. They seem to strict and uptight to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43284882
If they ever get too strict just mating press them, and spoil them with affection. They'll fold

[Anonymous No.]

>>43284868
>Threatening your own life
Oh she'll leave you alone...for a while. Once the MGC police find out you'll be handed to her on a sliver platter hope you enjoy your hebi wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>43284894
Aren't monsters stronger than humans?
I doubt I could pin one down like that, especially when there's two of them of equal stature.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43284912
You underestimate the power of dick anon, also as an Inc you become fairly strong. Just watch out for the mummy's curse, they hit you with that you'll be putty in their paws

[Anonymous No.]

you go to be fucking kidding

[Anonymous No.]

who must be defeated in combat to attain sex lizard?

[Anonymous No.]

I will gain diplomatic and political immunity to monster rape by getting elected as the mayor of my city!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43284926
>who must be defeated in combat to attain sex lizard?
carl

[Anonymous No.]

>>43284917
That doesn't help me for the first few years that I'm still human. And by then, they're gonna know all my tendencies and be able to counter any plot I have to pin them down

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43284939
i'll fuck carl up

[Anonymous No.]

>>43284942
There is always the potion route but you’re probably too weak willed to go through with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43284942
Looks like you're gonna be pussy whipped by two Anubises then anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>43284606
What AI is this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43284963
>>43284983
Well I really don't want to disrespect or be mean to them. But I also don't want to be bossed around

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Priestess or guard anubutt?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43284933
Anon, humans don't get to lead, cause they might hurt themselves or do something stupid so only Mamono are allowed to hold leader positions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43285071
So we are literally just goo goo ga ga babies to Mamonos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43284992
Todd Howard's unidentified mysterious /g/ proxy (probably a variant of Claude's)

[Anonymous No.]

>>43285071
what if i trick her into saying her name backward

[Anonymous No.]

No regrets.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43285071
>chesire enters anon in the mayoral election
>he wins
thats a basic comedy/asshole plot

[Anonymous No.]

4 years later and I still can't get over the fact that no one remembers momiji.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43285071
Yeah, I call bullshit on this. FIRST of all, if you're going for the "mamono think males are inferior" angle, um, they fucking don't.

SECOND, even if it were how mamono think of us, it's still something where IRL history shows that men would still actually be able to win elections in that circumstance. For example...

>>43285101
This literally happened IRL with a woman in Kansas!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Susanna_M._Salter#Mayor

THIRD, here's a goddamn griffon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43285078
Not at all, sure there are probably some extremist mamano that like to treat 30 year old men like shotas but assuming you know your place you have relative freedom and even depending on the area you are in can go unescorted to the store if you are married. But really they know what is best for us, given how we keep trying democracy in the human realm and it's an abject failure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43284939
Carl's a little bitch, the lizards have really had to lower the standards. Remember when you had to at least beat Fred to get their attention?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43285101
>anon goes up to the podium
>"i don't know what i'm doing"
>monsters give a standing ovation while cheering "that's hot", "hell yeah", "i'm into that", "you cute"
>a griffon in a suit and an earpiece keeps knocking back monsters trying to jump at you
>she's not officially employed or anything and sort of appointed herself your guardian
record approval ratings inbound

[Anonymous No.]

>>43285131
the fox tengu 2hu?

[Anonymous No.]

ded hours

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43285136
Cute griffon

[Anonymous No.]

>>43285271
whats ang pao?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43285271
is arknights allowed?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43285279
God no, gachafaggots stay on /vg/ but unfortunately certain bugmen can't get the hint. This thread really started to go to shit around the time boatfox posters started posting here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43285181
mimiji a awooo

[Anonymous No.]

>>43285139
I want an old monster to claim me and make me theirs so bad, I'm such an extremist I make Druella look like a centrist man

[Anonymous No.]

>>43285286
>God no
why not?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43285265
Are best hours

[Anonymous No.]

>be me
>hunkered down in a ditch for my own safety in a field I was trying to cross
>suddenly peek out and see another guy coming
>try to warn him as best I can to take cover immediately before 'they' snatch him up
>he doesn't listen and has to ask too many questions, like 'who' and 'why'
>try to warn him but a huge griffon swoops down faster than the eye can see and takes him away in her talons in an instant
>curse at my failure and dive back down into my protective ditch
Another goner.... welp, I'm not ending up like that guy.
I ain't leaving this trench. Nope, I ain't leaving. Not even if it rains.
I'll make a break for it at night when all the avians are asleep and can't get me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43285300
Designs suck, posters are annoying faggots and contribute nothing outside of pure image dumps because they're mindless SEAfags that don't have fully developed frontal lobes..

[Anonymous No.]

>>43285276
>Ang pao or ang pow is the English translation of hóngbāo or red envelope. Inside is usually a monetary gift usually given at family gatherings, social events and special occasions like weddings or graduations and holidays like Chinese New Year. The Chinese use the color red because it symbolizes good luck and wards off evil spirits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43285313
>he thinks he's safe at night
You won't get caught by a Griffin. You'll get caught by something much more slimy.... and Gaunt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43285345
i must aid this malnourished slime

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43285295
Good to see another fellow Human extremist supporter, Mans place is under strong monsters paws and laws.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43254149

[Anonymous No.]

>>43285345
I just want to get home safely...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43285368
she's smol

[Anonymous No.]

>>43285300
>>/jp/image/KqDwtTFcf0yoVDQtFgVhvA

[Anonymous No.]

>>43285368
that was close, i almost Tom

[Anonymous No.]

>>43285317
I actually like Arknights' character design because it makes the girls look cute and badass without looking like they walked out of a H-game. Don't get me wrong, I'm not a prude, but sometimes you need a break from endless stripper designs.

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine being caught by a hag and claimed right there, tongue down your throat until you hang limp in her arms, then sweater snatched.
Haha that would be so horrible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43285368
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0cqX3UNAUeA
I'd gladly share with this cat. Thank you for the cute picture LN.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43285372
Atleast you're not stuck in the middle of hagville at night, where all law goes out the window

[Anonymous No.]

>>43285367
Maybe when the portals open we'll be rewarded brother

[Anonymous No.]

>>43285429

[Anonymous No.]

>>43285398
Hagville is perfectly safe at night, just make sure you don't fall asleep on a bench

[Anonymous No.]

>>43285313
>I'll make a break for it at night when all the avians are asleep and can't get me.
Oh, you poor fool.
>You won't hear her coming (somehow)
>If you do see her, she can stunlock and actually make you walk to her
At least she'll be gentler than some other birbs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43285448
>Hagville is perfectly safe at night
But that's when the drunk hags start prowling about

[Anonymous No.]

>>43285456
The safest place during happy hour is behind the bar due to being the only person that can keep serving drinks

[Anonymous No.]

>>43285470
Are you sure? I bet they tempt you with boob shots or drag you over the bar to do body shots on you

[Anonymous No.]

>>43285456
Hags are cordial, however if you fall asleep you will be claimed. Once they get you in their soft warm arms it's over

[Anonymous No.]

my face is merely a receptacle for wolf-girl titties

[Anonymous No.]

Zzap

[Anonymous No.]

>>43285514
>Hags are cordial
funny joke, they will go into heat when seeing a single male

[Anonymous No.]

>>43285513
The hag barflies have a mutual understanding that the barman is off-limits during work so the booze never stops flowing. At closing time he's fair game assuming any regulars can still stand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43285513
Man, it would probably feel bad to stuff your face into a Satyros crotch, it'd be like rubbing your face into a rug and getting rug burns. The friction against the fur would feel awful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43285470
but i'm the DD

[Anonymous No.]

>>43285530
>At closing time he's fair game assuming any regulars can still stand
>barman anon makes sure his serving was generous so the hags get drunk
>he can only survive when he boozes up his regulars to the point of blacking out
>he knows he is only buying time as those hags grow resistance to his drinks
>he dreads the time when they are drunk enough to pounce him but not enough to being easily fended off

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Trust foxes

[Anonymous No.]

>>43285595
alright

[Anonymous No.]

>>43285595
Never again

[Anonymous No.]

I want Monsters to stop calling me derogatory names like "meat dildo" and "cum dispenser". I'm a HUMAN damn it. I have rights.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43285646
I would be mad at her, but I am weak to freckles

[Anonymous No.]

>>43285646
Get revenge by shoving a kielbasa in your pants.

[Anonymous No.]

>opens door for you
>tips her fedora
>"m'lord"

[Anonymous No.]

>>43285666
Ask her to introduce me to her hot single aunt

[Anonymous No.]

>>43285456
Help! I woke up and was being lectured!

[Anonymous No.]

Small things that make a monster that much more lovable:
>Blue tongue
>Unusual pupils
>Naturally black nails
>Sharp teeth

[Anonymous No.]

>>43284440
>Eilia came in as you were watching the wrap up of that homemade disk
>She seemed mostly embarrassed and you felt compelled to apologize for messing with her things
>and on top of that for not remember her off the bat
>Eilia smiled however, and brushed aside your worries with a, "I'm actually a little relieved that you didn't remember me right off the bat. It liked getting to know you a stranger!"
>You couldn't help but smile as well, getting taken up by her energy
>You two chatted for a bit, not about movies or media
>the conversation flowed naturally into what you two have been up to in the last ten or so years since then
>She spoke about her parents, schooling, and ambitions
>you spoke about your lackluster career and lovelife
>she seemed keenly interested in your lovelife
>it was bit overbearing honestly but you humored her
>You explained that, "you had a few dates but you could just never seem to hit it off with any of them, besides I was focusing on my acting so I rarely had the time"
>the look of relief on her face was palpable
>By the time the chat died down it was already getting dark
>You did want to go home already, but you also didn't mind spending more time with her..
>Mustering all the charm you didn't have you asked, "Its getting late, why don't you and me head out to get something to eat? my treat"
>you were well aware she made more money than you but you said it with all the confidence your acting career gave you
>luckily for you she lit up like a light bulb at that idea and with an excited "y-yes! I'd love too!" you both were out the door
.
.
.
>Dinner didn't take long aside from the wait for it to be made in the first place
>even with the increasingly easy-going chatting
>before you knew it you both were chatting like old friends
>you even stopped by a bar on the way to the subway for drinks
>you both walked slower to the subway station, knowing that once you get there the time you'd have would be over for the night
>both of you lived at different stops after all
>Still you were practically two peas in a pod by the time you entered into the subway itself
>She was leaning on your arm, a little buzzed like you were but it seemed she was a bit of a lightweight
>You could feel your suspicion from earlier on your bare arm, that like most demons she didn't wear a bra
>you weren't trying to look, but you are a man after all you know
>soon enough the dreaded announcement came on the speakers
>her stop was coming up
>you squeezed her hand instinctively as if she hadn't heard the speaker
>instead Eilia looked up at you with her slightly misty red eyes
>"I was hoping that we wouldn't have to end the night here..."
>she squeezed your hand back
>by god if you weren't putty in her hands after that
.
.
.
>you awoke the next morning
>Eilia was there of course, sleeping happily from the looks of it
>your alarm went off waking both of you up
>you had a bit of a headache, remembering that both of you drank a bit more when you got home
>your memory was foggy but still there
>and as you got up slowly Eilia shot up before wincing
>she checked the clock as you said your good morning
>She muttered under her breathe, "crap! is it already this late!"
>you helped her find her old pants and gave her a new shirt as she freshened up
>she was out the door but not before giving you a heartfelt kiss and hug
>It was as you were getting ready yourself and rehydrating for the day that you found a small slip of paper sitting on the table next to some empty wine glasses and mostly empty bottle
>The paper was a normal piece of a4 paper that looked ripped out unevenly from a notebook
>it was weathered a bit, crumpled and crushed here and there, the penmanship and vocabulary was sloppy as well
>it looked like it was written a long time ago then forgotten about before being found again years later
>the header on the paper read, "Be my black knight forever!!<3"
>at the end of the paper was a stylized 'x__________' and your name was signed in your handwriting...
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.
.
>The movie was a big success, it wasn't the highest grossing movie but it was the movie that rekindled the franchise into getting its show rebooted online reboot via monflix
>The black knight got his due so to speak and his following got ever more popular
>yours did as well
>as did Eilia's
>Eilia already had offers to work officially for some big name studios who saw her potential
>You had an offer lined up for being part of the main supporting cast for a big budget show coming up
>All in all best acting gig you've ever had

[Anonymous No.]

>>43285300
Any form of ritual posting grows stale fast. Is the main reason I don't post here as often as in the past. Don't want every thread to feel the same.

[Anonymous No.]

Pet the cat
do it stat!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43285804
I'll pet the lvl 1-10 kot mobs to boost my headpatting lvls

[Anonymous No.]

>>43285647
Oh but anon, most you have rights, rights to be a monsters beloved cum pump husband.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43283287
Tiddy Twister, works every time on Hobs. I should know, I have 3 Hob waifus at this point.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43286072
Well alrighty then

[Anonymous No.]

>>43286072
Sorry, but you're incredibly low on my list of solace-sources

[Anonymous No.]

>>43285824
Are the extra belts just stat boosts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43286083
It's the 90's style. Belts and pouches everywhere!

[Anonymous No.]

Play DOOM with your demon wife as a bonding activity

[Anonymous No.]

>>43286207
Watching Freeman's Mind 2's new episode with Geizah!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43286207
I bet Doom roleplay would be popular amongst demon couples. Sure, the girl is usually dominant, but what monster could resist their husband going full RIP AND TEAR on that ass all night?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43286207
i don't wanna play games anymore, all my friends died and everything lost appeal. instead i'd rather focus on making a home and adventuring to keep me busy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43285744
Great stuff anon

[Anonymous No.]

Can you trust your veggies to worm?

[Anonymous No.]

sleepy cuddlemonsters are overpowered

[Anonymous No.]

>>43286217
I mean KC has an example of them a demon becoming a housewife cause the husband wants to be in charge or something like that I forget.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43286433
Can't beat the sleep

[Anonymous No.]

>>43286425
not even a little

[Anonymous No.]

>>43286433
i hate all sleepy monsters

[Anonymous No.]

>>43286467
Lol, what they do to make you hate them?

[Anonymous No.]

big cats

[Anonymous No.]

>>43286486
Big cats have the best tummies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43286486
big kots?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43285744
very wholesome thanks anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>43286493
Big cats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43286485
they don't have fat tails

[Anonymous No.]

>>43286500
cats need to be taught

[Anonymous No.]

>>43286500
>Fatalis
Hey ! That's trademark infringement.
She'll have to deal with dragon lawyers.

[Anonymous No.]

Just saw an article about elementary school gyarus. Ganbare, Momonika!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43286517
Cats cant eat veggies they get cat diabetes and die

[Anonymous No.]

>>43286546
that sounds like cat talk, eat your veggies cat!

[Anonymous No.]

Don't trust felines, they're all tricksters deep down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43286576
is this not trustworthy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43286589
nobody with a tail that small can be trusted

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>>43286589
She looks like the kind of dumb monster you could kidnap, brutally use as an onahole all night long and all she'd do is pout and demand you offer her a meal as an apology for your brutish behavior.

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>First class of the day
>Hellhound delinquents say they’re sick
>Teach always makes me take them to the nurse
>Along the way get dragged into the usual empty classroom
>Cum a dozen times
>Then they write messages on me
>Draw tally marks
>Put paw prints on me
>Have to spend the rest of the day smelling like hound and looking like a slut

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>>43286617
More like she'd pout if you didn't repeat it the next night

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Ancient evil tornado sylph?

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>>43285744
full splice

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>>43286725
goddamnit something went wrong, one moment

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>>43286673
Not all cats are cock addicts.

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>>43286725
alright fixed, seems paint bugged out

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>>43286738
Maybe delete the first one then?

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>>43286729
>t. cat

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>>43286739
aye will do

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>>43286493
Chocokots have a powerful effect on me

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>>43286870
Small chococats are weak though.
Their power exponentially grows the bigger they are.

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>>43286729
Nice try Chesh, nobody's believing that jape.

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Why do witches insist on living in houses made of sweets?

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>>43286893
Kidnap a bunch of choco cat lolis, train them for obedience, and raise them on the thickest of holst cream. Become the most powerful Tom.

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>>43287174
It's great for luring boys.

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Something I love about the mamono that are like
>look me in the eyes while I rail you baby, I want you to KNOW you’re my fucktoy, and mine alone~

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>>43287174
>I'll seduce the hero!

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>>43286433
Reminder that Minotaurs are sleepy cuddlemonsters too.

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>>43287454
Yeah.

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>>43287434
>>I'll seduce the hero!
How is that gonna work?
> Be you, sexy-ass witch.
> Decide to seduce the hero.
> But how?
> OF COURSE!
> You'll build a house out of gingerbread, frosting, candies and chocolates.
> Then when the hero arrives to defeat you for your obvious witchy ways, you will seductively eat your own home in front of him.
> Your plan is foolproof and you will show the rest of your Sabbath how a REAL witch works.

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>>43287338
>while I rail you
I prefer to keep the futa potion out of my wife's reach

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>>43287472
> The hero arrives, and it's finally your moment to shine!
> He says something about the children you're stealing.
> Almost start explaining your villainous plans to turn the local villages into refuges for bestial mamono, but you catch yourself.
> Instead, eye the hero seductively, and erotically lick the wall.
Hero is STUNNED.
> It's working!
> You bend down to nibble sensuously at the wainscotting, which is a hard cookie interior (for strength) coated in white chocolate.
> It is delicious, but more importantly, you continue to give the hero side-eye to ensure he is watching you.
> HE IS.
> Stick your booty out a little as you continue to work.
> Despite your mouthful of chocolate and cookie, you're starting to get hungry.
"Uh, miss, I think I have the wrong home."
"Do you have a parent who takes care of you?"
> Oh, he wants to be your daddy.
> You're so good at this!

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>>43287219
I don't think any man would willingly become a witch's mana pump familiar just because she bakes great sweets.

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>>43285744
Really nice, thanks for all those green text

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>>43287599
You do it for the cunny and child larp like >>43287518

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It's spring. Sneks will be waking up soon.

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>>43286517
She will eat if She wants sexo

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>>43287800
I only have to worry about grass snakes and asps here

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>>43287800
I'd be ok with a pocket lamia.
Would feed and treat kindly.

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>>43288129

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>>43288222
She's ready to fight!

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>>43284926
>who must be defeated in combat to attain sex lizard?
The sex lizard

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>>43288410
Relationships shouldn't start with violence.

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>>43288269
That is ADORABLE.

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>Called her a leaf-loving knife-ear
>She's 'into it'.

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>>43284760
Well with Pharaohs you can easily have a "rags to riches" scenario with you finding one sealed in a tomb and then help her regain her former glory.

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>>43288573
thats less "knife ear" and more "boomerang lodged in skull"

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>What is a man?

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>>43288573
>>43288823
>Anon is an elf lover
>Is expecting a noble high elf or an adventurous and or tenacious wood elf
>Instead gets an eeeevil dark elf Bleaksword

Enjoy moving into and living in Naggaroth with your new big buff dark elf girlfriend anon... Not like you have a choice, be prepared for spikes, edge and BDSM gear.

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>>43288903
>Niggeroth
It’s too easy to fuck with these dark elves.

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>>43288932
This is how Anon's adventure ends.
Drugged and abused by a fox.

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>>43288932
https://files.catbox.moe/pnlaon.mp4

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>>43288903
I want to turn a dark elf soldier into a broodmother

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>>43288129

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>>43288951
>>43289028
Eh, atleast those dark elves got dark plate armor drip. Unlike the brown skinned weirdos who look more like they got a bad Tan Job and are just eccentric weirdos.

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You've been tasked with being Bapho-chan's homestay for at least a full year. She'll need a bedroom but can use yours if you only have one. She'll need a space for her magic studies and practice. She'll also need chauffeured around for errands since she can't drive. She'll repay your generosity greatly if you do these things for her.

As far as we know, she's single but quite old despite looking like she's a child. She refuses to give her real age, so her documentation has her as 10 years old. Though we suspect her actual age to be somewhere between 500-700 years old, given her manner of speech.
Because of this, she's required to do homeschooling. Much to her chagrin. Though this is her own fault for refusing to give her real age.

Good luck, Anon!

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>>43289256
perfect monster girl would have a family with

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>>43289028
She is your mistress you impertinent slave!
Now procure the hot chocolate from the top shelf and bring her the wolf pelt planket.
Two cups.

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>>43289305
She knows hot chocolate goes right ot her thighs right?

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Making old ladies feel young again.

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>>43289375
yup imma make her feel like its the 80s again

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>>43289351
Are you implying that her WELL TONED and SUPPLE thighs cannot handle a bit of hot chocolate?
It seems you misunderstand the beauty of your mistress's thighs, lay your head upon them to see that she is NOT getting fat.

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>>43288531
Blame the lizards

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>>43289419
just bite their napes for 2 seconds they'll be waving the white panties after that

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I know there's no form
And no labels to put on
To this thing we keep
And dip into when we need
And I don't have the right
To ask where you go at night
But the waves hit my head
To think someone's in your bed
I get a little bit Genghis Khan
I don't want you to get it on
With nobody else but me
With nobody else but me
I get a little bit Genghis Khan
Don't want you to get it on
With nobody else but me
With nobody else but me

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Calling hags cute and then running away!

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>>43286589
does this lead to large groups of fat cats?

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Which girls would take the best care of a sick man? I feel like shit im pretty sure I have COVID

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>>43289542
>Implying they won't pounce you the second you call them cute
Anon this is a dangerous game. You wouldn't want to be claimed by a hag and spoiled until your brain is mush, would you?

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>>43281418
I think Tritonia might be one of my favorite ocean girls. Big boobie dummy that means well is cute to me.
I want to squish her.

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>>43289630
everyones spirits are lifted when they can cuddle with their dog.

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>>43289630
Just make sure they're licensed. A back alley doc might be able to help, but your legs won't work for a while after.

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>>43289656
Sorry, I don't speak war criminal

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>>43289674
W-why would my legs be messed up? Surely they wouldn't take advantage of me in a weaken state

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>>43289305
Dark elves more like comfy elves.

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>>43289746
Leather on the streets.
Leather lined with fur in the sheets.

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>>43289691
reddit

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>>43289762
That's how you get willing slaves

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>>43287800
Sneks overslept during winter

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>>43284571
Or showed a male (he's just a friend mom) her baby pictures when he came over to play videogames

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>>43289894
>That manticore in the back
I’m not going to say anything but /d/.

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>>43289952
It's a shame because she's got a nice design

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>>43289630

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>>43289952
hate to see it

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>>43289983
Sorry I love mad cow disease-chan instead. Yes she is based off a holstaur.

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>wake up one morning with a smoke hobo in your bed
>over breakfast she shows you her "Illicit Sexual Relations Permit" that's been signed by the Prime Minister of all people
What do?

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>>43290008
go back to bed

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>>43289983
Goddamn it feels weird seeing her

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>>43289952
It's the Manticore from Succ prison.

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>>43290060
Yeah vore so it’s /d/, that I just looked it up right now you can’t fool me.

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>>43286729
Yet.

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>>43284075
The gyaru + salaryman to househusband pipeline is real

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>>43284075
>Love sick
Need yandere mamono gyarus.

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>tfw my waifu is reading self-help and relationship advice books so she can improve my life
She's so thoughtful. She dotes on me constantly, even if she doesn't always show it.

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Reading the Incubus wiki page is kino

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>>43290141
What would a yandere pyrow be like

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>>43290205
she insists she's his real girlfriend insist of a practice one

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>>43287599
speak for yourself

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>>43290008
Ask my bicorn wife if she really had to go through all this trouble to get me a new wife

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The Greilia Sabbath would like to remind you that headpats and cuddles can be a valid medical procedure for treating various forms of physical and mental illness.
Whether you are a man or a mamono, whether single or in a relationship, please consider getting TLC (tender loving care) certified.

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>>43283229
I legitimately read that as "like her butt" at first and thought it was referring to a man who likes staring a succ's bum but doesn't want to commit to wifing her just yet

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Desu wa? I prefer death wa.

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>>43290240
>a man who likes staring a succ's bum but doesn't want to commit to wifing her just yet
Prime Pyrow bait

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I'm gonna grab the local newscaster's mic when she's speaking and shout netorare so she gets in trouble for the n word being said on air

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>>43290312
I'd prefer a girl who says "da ze"

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>>43290213
Terrifying, truly the scariest monster of all time

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>>43276840

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>>43290402
no panties , no thanks

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>>43290312
Can I get uhhhhhh "de gozaru" to go? Hold the

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>>43290402
Are you super sand legend to handle the mermaid pussy.

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>>43290473
It's "Super Sand Lesbian" you pleb.

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>>43290553
cat

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>>43290569
Let me check.

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>>43285585
We need to do this to all monsters

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>>43290641
i'd keep a dark slime chained up in the basement

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>>43290653
I see no issues with chaining up a slime

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>>43290641
We need monsters to do this to all human men

[Anonymous No.]

We are overdue some drama. I feel it in my bones.

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>>43290657
It's all ultimately roleplay. Maybe it could even work for real if the room is extra cold.

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>>43276840

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>>43290657
Stick her in a jar

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>>43290701
My Loli Vampire Wife Can't Be This Racist!
> Anon loves his Loli Vampire Wife, but her age makes her racism confusing.
> What the hell is an Ammonite?
> Why are they all slack-jawed faggots?

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>>43290234
>Anon is clinically paranoid
>Actually needs meds
>Gets cuddled by a wurm nurse 5 hours daily for 3 weeks
>His mind is now fully healed and functional

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>>43290701
Mamonos love the animalistic smell of transformed men.

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>>43290746
Normally I like smart, mean girls, but I gotta confess that I am rooting for wurms to be happy. Every last one of them.

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If I was, theoretically speaking, gonna do a Monster Girl version of Ted the Caver, what species would work best?

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>>43290701
Best I can do is argue that more anons should pick up on stable diffusion to produce art of favorite their underappreciated species.

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>>43290784
ew

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>>43290666
>tfw no human to subjugate

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>>43290701
Sounds like you are part of the problem

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>>43290856
An extremely funny visual is a femcel succ who thinks men should be slaves until they get some dick and simmer down

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>>43290856
>>43290987
>I caught this man, he is my slave!
>He's such a good man, no need to keep him in chains
>He's so kind and cute, I can't stop thinking about him...
>I love him so much; I want to protect his smile!
This is how you end up with a pregnant succ having a traditional human wedding with her "slave".

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>>43290987
sounds like the boisterous kind of thing the women dragons association would proclaim during their drinking party. until waiter anon comes by and they quiet down, get all nervous and their heart flutters when his hand brushes against theirs as he reaches for plates and empty mugs.

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>>43291198
That's a pleasantly wide snake. Too bad she can't fit into narrow places.

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>>43291198
I have come to the realization that snakes with big shakes are fat superior.

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>>43291330
>fat superior.
Yes

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>>43282029
Magi Red
>Salamander/Dragon halfbreed
>the pyromancer
>genki tomboy track & field team star in her local school
>signature weapon: Flabeau, a sword that's on fire and can help her toss fireballs with ease
>2/3ds into the show's run she also learned to explode stuff, mostly because showrunners and audiences got tired of just fire and explosive pyrotechnics are cheaper than fire
Magi Blue
>Slime
>the water and air mage
>cool class rep type, despite her simple worldviews is actually pretty smart
>defeats mooks easily because she's liquid and they just stab or punch her mostly, so she phases through attacks and then solidifies an icy fist to punch
>in latter episodes learns air magic for mist form that gets used exactly once and then forgotten about forever until the extra movies
Magi Yellow
>Jinko
>the earth mage / muscle wizard
>delinquent with a heart of gold
>favorite spells are Ironskin (grants protection with no need for armor) and Earthpower (get stronger and recover fatigue faster)
>also knows a bit of nature magic for Enlarge type spells that have spawned a lot of questionable fanart
Magi White
>Wight
>astral necromancer
>ojousama that ohohohs at least twice every fight
>her toy kit costs double because it includes all the zombie and skeleton servants she raises
>is a rival to the Lich from the bad guys team and in the final episode has a cool magic duel with her while the undead minions on both sides are evenly matched
Magi Purple
>Demon
>shadow manipulating trickster
>big sis to the team
>wields two daggers and powers of the shadows, so very useless during day or in a well lit area
>has the epic fight against Black Knight, racing against the clock as the night was turning into dawn

and note that i'm not the author of any of those posts in that collab pic, nor am I a tokusatsu watcher.

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>>43291414
Been a while since I've seen a KDF art.

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>>43291432
That pic was drawn in 2020.

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>>43291347
Overweight reptiles deserve daily sexercice.

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>>43291463
Sounds exhausting.

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