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Your drink could use a bit more Shog.

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>> No.43474469
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Groping and molesting a centaur while riding on her back so she can't stop you!

>> No.43474487

Drinking a can of Shog.

>> No.43474505

My asked me to stop drinking? I need a beer or three when I come back from work. How to explain that to her?

>> No.43474511

>>43474380
Miss Shog seems nice! I don't care for that.
Does she have an aggressively yandere sibling who likes to turn into scary things like knives and who uses her many, many tendrils to do indecent things to my body without my consent like handholding?

>> No.43474525
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>>43474469
Same, but use the superior half-woman, half-animal mamono.

>> No.43474531
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the ideal body for any feline

>> No.43474548

Is it just me or are the KC schizos now trying to go after /d/ again instead of here.

>> No.43474551

>>43474505
Homebrewing would be a pretty nice new hobby for her.

>> No.43474568

>>43474469
Centaurs are the only case in which I like the vanilla option. I just don't find their subspecies that appealing.

>> No.43474573
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Uoooohhhh!!! Dragon Cunny! Dragonia does have Cunny!!!!!

>> No.43474583
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>>43474568
Yeah, some of them are real nightmares.
GET IT? GET IT!? I AM MAKING A PLAY ON WORDS.
Come save the thread from me, Miss Cheshire. Please.

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>> No.43474598

>>43474583
This nightmare is mooning us.

>> No.43474611
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I wanna sniff danuki breath all day everyday!

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>>43474548
>KC schizos
I'm afraid you are not in a good company here, no matter how much you might believe otherwise

>> No.43474622

>>43474531
Too fat, fat is disgusting. Bad feline

>> No.43474631

>Deeply inhaling danuki breath first thing in the morning when you wake up together

>> No.43474632

>>43474551
Yes but my kiki start hiding away my booze. She wouldn't even let me go near a distillery

>> No.43474633
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>>43474616
go back to wherever you came from

>> No.43474648
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>> No.43474649

>>43474616
well yeah, he went to /d/

>> No.43474654

>>43474649
I like to keep track of what they are up to.

>> No.43474662

>>43474633
>also the faggot trying to force a shitty setting with whores and futas
like in a fucking clockwork

>> No.43474690

I need a hellhound so we can give each other headpats.

>> No.43474695

>>43474662
Don't care. it's a great setting.

>> No.43474700

>>43474690
I need a sandworm, so I can say I've been literally eaten by a monster girl.

>> No.43474704

>>43474662
Clockwork mamono who messes with time itself to slow you down and catch you. Would probably be a wonderland monster or something I don’t know.

>> No.43474712

I like my tomboy werecat friend. She has a nice black fur and helps me in my research about Lovecraft's work. Petting her is the best part. Sadly I don't think that She interested in me...

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>>43474616
stupid cat!
*throws a furrification potion*

>> No.43474752

>>43474548
Who knows and who cares. Not our problem

>> No.43474762

Imagine being covered in sandworm spit everyday. Erotic...

Downside is you'll be a permavirgin since every lewd act you do with her is technically fellatio. Upside is you can still become a wizard!

>> No.43474806

>>43474662
I never got futa it’s literally sexualizing a deformity or at the very least based off it.

>> No.43474818

>>43474806
it's either being deep in the closet
or just wanting a prostate massage while still being straight, but also wanting your waifu to enjoy it unlike a strap on

>> No.43474832

>>43474818
Well and that too they can argue all they want, but deep down majority of them are secretly gay and haven’t accepted it yet.

>> No.43474836
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It's summer. Consider a picnic.

>> No.43474849
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>> No.43474878

Post slippery slimy sandworms please!

>> No.43474953
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>>43474878

>> No.43474975

>>43474953
Something is wrong with that worm! She's purple and lacks a dopey smile!

>> No.43474985
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>>43474878
I will instead post superior smug sandworms.

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>> No.43474994

>>43474985
who made this?

>> No.43474999

I heard sandworms in the Far East have electricity powers is this true.

>> No.43475000

>>43474975
I actually like her a lot better than a normal sandworm. She's got Aubrey Plaza face and she looks gothy. Those are both compliments, by the way.

>> No.43475002

>>43474985
>devoured by a t-posing sandworm

>> No.43475021

>>43475000
I was never into the goth aesthetic. Never found it attractive. Plus, I'm a sucker of adorably dumb and happy girls

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>>43475021
We're basically opposites. I want my women smart and cynical. And mean. BUT. Nice to me. So I can see how she treats me okay-ish and everyone else like trash.
I'm sure that says terrible things about me.

But I do still find cute things cute!

>> No.43475051

>>43475021
What about adorably dumb and happy goth girls?

>> No.43475055

>>43475035
Nah, people just have different likes. Nothing wrong with that, brother. You get your smart goth wife. I get my dumb happy colossus of a worm wife

>> No.43475063

>>43475051
I just don't like the style, no offense

>> No.43475065

>>43474985
>T-pose to assert dominance over spice field

>> No.43475067
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>>43475055
Here's hopin'

>> No.43475097

>>43475067
AAAAHHHH DEATH

>> No.43475132

>>43474999
Dunno, my sandworm wanders the dunes of the !Sahara Desert.

Top quality Spice though! Always harvested and sold fresh. Finest quality, peak performance, 1 dose guaranteed to extend your lifespan by 5 years.

!Saharan sandworms also produce a more potent Spice as well. 10x the concentration. Insta-monsterization or incubization of consumed. Exquisite taste, super fine powder. Highly recommend if you wanna live a long time.

>> No.43475135

>>43475063
I understand I'm I like goths but the extremist aesthetic is a turn-off for me, that's why I prefer office lady demons.

>> No.43475206

Do you think there's frost versions of mge dragons? Including wocks and wurms.

>> No.43475236

>>43475206
If there is, I want a sandworm frost variant, the snowworm. Wandering the ice plains and tundra. White shell, red interior, light blue eyes on shell.

>> No.43475247

>>43475206
they are dragon varinat of all kinds anon, frost, wind, earth, fire, rocket, sand, and even uranium dragons
>>43475236
i'll be honest, its fine you like sandworms but calm down a bit

>> No.43475286

>>43474985
https://litter.catbox.moe/2eg2al.png

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>>43475247
>uranium dragons
Wouldn't that just be godzilla?

>> No.43475308

>>43475247
>uranium wurm keeps breaking into power plant to chew on used fuel rods

>> No.43475324

>>43475288
yes but godzilla wurm and godzilla wock would be funny and uranium in MGE works different, it does cause your body to melt way after being exposed, it corrupts you
>>43475308
>the workers set aside the rods for the cute wurm to munch on for lunch
>Shes so adorable while bitting depleted uranium

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>>43474531
I'm sorry but that kind of body is strictly reserved for hags

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>>43475324
>godzilla wock
Well, she's already huge so the only difference would having the ability to shoot lasers from her tentacle mouths.

>> No.43475536
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43475536

What we drawing this time?

>> No.43475554

>>43475536
Orc in a monster truck driving off a ramp

>> No.43475557

>>43475536
A Holstaur with her children celebrating mother's day.

>> No.43475563

>>43475536
Gremlins being told they're too short to ride the roller coaster so they make their own

>> No.43475566
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>>43474380

>> No.43475602

>>43475468
I want to stick my face in there

>> No.43475603
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>>43475536
Miss Oomukade salivating shyly over a delicious Anon.

>> No.43475608

>>43474587
I hope this is /ss/

>> No.43475618
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>>43475608
It is--they're all Nazis.

>> No.43475633

>>43475566
Cute MG is cute

>> No.43475650
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what do you do with monsters under your bed?

>> No.43475656

>>43475536
draw a red griffon

>> No.43475665
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>>43475288
Ghidorah in the case of wocks. Extra heads and all that.

>> No.43475712

>>43475656
A griffon... but red?

>> No.43475724

>>43475712
so she goes fasta

>> No.43475730

>>43475712
yes
red feathers
red outfit
red from blushing
all of it red

>> No.43475765
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you have to eat all the eggs

>> No.43475791

>>43475479
hey dont be mean, shes overweight but shes not fat!

>> No.43475836
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>>43474573
I like Bailu

>> No.43475852
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>>43475765
But why?

>> No.43475861

>>43475852
dont respiond to the furry poster

>> No.43475881

>>43475861
I didn't notice the snout at first, caught it after I posted.

>> No.43475895

>>43475765
Maybe a snout but there's no way you can kiss a beak.

>> No.43475917
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>>43475895
it'll be very awkward.

>> No.43475927
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>Cat maid didn’t do her chores
>Punish her with rough sex
>Next day she still hasn’t done her chores
>Punish her again

>> No.43475933

>>43475927
You're doing it wrong. You have to spray her with the water bottle.

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>>43475927
Oh, Anon. You have to *withhold the sex* to get her to change what she's doing. All you're teaching her is that she needs to never do chores again.

>> No.43475950

>>43475536
Dunkleosteus fishing.

>> No.43475971

>>43475950
>Dunkleosteus
how would they look like as a monster girl

>> No.43475984

>>43475971
Cavewoman mermaid?

>> No.43475991

>>43475917
Do all this guys comic follow the exact same format?

>> No.43476000

>>43475984
so the deal with their armored head?

>> No.43476011
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>>43475991
sorta
also lots of pastel horses drawn in the past
kinda surprised me

>> No.43476026

>>43476011
Kemono is suggesting to me that his tastes have changed.

>> No.43476029

>>43476000
Skull helmet like a Cubone

>> No.43476036

>>43476029
thats adorable, imagine them having their helmet makes sure they are very smug, animalstic, and arrogant but if they drop it, lose, get it taken\, or havent grown one yet, they get extremely shy and would run from you

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>>43476026
looks like kemono and monstergirls to me

>> No.43476051

>>43476044
I probably didn't say enough but I was suggesting he was into ponies at one point.

>> No.43476052

>>43475536
Auntie troll innocently asking her nephew what 'mating press' is

>> No.43476054

>>43476051
thats..
what i said.
pastel horses that he drew in the past.

>> No.43476058

>>43476054
oh, damn. I thought you meant he legitimately drew pastel styled centaur or actual horses. My bad.

>> No.43476075
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>>43476058
pastel horses is a euphemism i've commonly seen to refer to mlp

>> No.43476142
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>dreamed some girl was stupidly into me and would try to always do things with me
>kept trying to eat together, sleep together, take showers together
>always wanted to be around me
>was super fucking uncomfortable through the entire dream
I don't think I'm cut out for the whole monstergirl thing anymore.

>> No.43476165

>>43476142
Lucky you. I had a dream where I found roadkill and felt sad, then went into the grocery store and shoplifted something but my knees buckled and I couldn't walk home.
Dreams suck.

>> No.43476195

>>43476142
>>43476165
Lucid dreaming is a gamechanger, you should look into It

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>> No.43476234

>>43476217
Both come from shit IP

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>>43476195
I think the problem I've just learned is I'm not comfortable unless the people around me are indifferent to my presence.

>> No.43476301

>>43476044
anywhere to all download his art?

>> No.43476310

>>43474806
>Anon doesn't get "sexualizing deformity"
>In a MONSTER girl thread
Anon.

>> No.43476315

>>43476234
At its peak one was the most popular monster girl IP. And to those more in the know the other is generally considered the premier monster girl setting.

>> No.43476318

>>43474548
Nobody cares about the “schizos” past asspained losers like the Mick and Shoggocks

>> No.43476330

>>43476315
Emg is the default premier mg franchise at this moment in time. I can't think of anything more influential atm. Mge has dropped off a lot in popularity and I know very few people outside of 4chan who know anything about illias/Luka etc.

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>>43475618
o/

>> No.43476345

>>43476318
Seethe, schizo.

>> No.43476346

>>43476341
god, I spilled so much mana to this one

>> No.43476350

>>43476345
Moreso laughing at you idiots and your paranoia

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I want to be a mech driver

>> No.43476361

>>43476357
So you keep saying

>> No.43476365

>>43476345
>Seethe
Right, another telltale sign of a pest and/or outsider newfag.

>> No.43476370

>>43476365
fuck off, outsider.

>> No.43476374

i'd say emg is the most well known as nerdier normalfags would recognize the girls, with MGQ not far behind with most people that would entertain the thought of playing a japanese porn game probably having heard of it.

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>>43476346
A monster's natural state is kidnapping little boyas

>> No.43476383

>>43476330
EMG?

>> No.43476388

>>43476257
Perhaps all you need is a girl that's not super clingy. Two weirdo introverts can still have a very happy and sweet relationship.
Just for example
>have arachne gf
>she mostly stays in her corner, doing stuff on her laptop
>looks gloomy all the times
>most of the times It feels like we're just roommates
>whenever I sit down though, I can see her thread close
>so I take a strand and wrap It around my finger few times
>It's always connected to her and I can wrap It a bit more and give It a small tug
>and she will always tug back
>sometimes she's the one that initiates
>and whenever I would look into her corner, there would be that pale face, iluminated by the screen of her laptop
>and a tiny little smile

>> No.43476397

>>43476374
MGQ is probably more popular outside of the "weeb" circles, it used to be all over 4chan around 2012 yes, it's been over a decade
I still sometimes see characters from MGQ in completely unrelated forums.

>> No.43476399

>Druella hyper fangirl succubus
>extremly chunni
>dyes her hair white cause she wishes she was a lilim
>has a self-insert lilim oc that she cosplays as whenever she leaves the house
>writes fanfiction about anon in which her oc defeats him
>spends too much time getting into flame wars with orderfags online

>> No.43476400

>>43476361
Saying?

>> No.43476403
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>>43476383
You surely remember the anime.

>> No.43476411

>>43476383
It's short for Everyday Life with Monster Girls.

>> No.43476416

>>43476341
that poor mother

>> No.43476432

>>43476388
>Cupid both having diabetes and wishing they did more loveydovey actions while watching the two

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Be fruitful and multiply.

>> No.43476442

>>43476361
>>43476357
I want to die a in mech, forgotten by anyone even the cat girl who could have been my soulmate if I stop this nonsense

>> No.43476459

>>43476442
sounds homosexual, i think you need to have sex

>> No.43476468

>>43476459
You mean, like, with a dude?

>> No.43476471

>>43476459
What's gay about eternal sleep? Sound comfy

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>>43476357

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>>43476471
That does sound nice.

>> No.43476482

>>43476468
Anon i think you are too far gone
>>43476471
DYING IS GAY, you turn into gay skeleton

>> No.43476492

>>43476482
I won't decompose in the mech cockpit. The battery will melt everything before
>>43476477
It is but only if You're alone. You don't want to be disturb

>> No.43476495

>>43476403
>>43476411
Oh. I always thought of it as Monmusu so I just didn't recognize the EMG part. Thanks for clarifying.

>> No.43476511

>>43476492
bro, just y? you gain nothing from being in a tincan
I much rather have my wurm wife and kids by my side while i grow old not be inside a tin can my whole life

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>>43476492
Shog will form us an impenetrable cocoon, sealing both light and sound out, as we both sleep together for millennia.

>> No.43476517

>>43476513
>Shog will form us an impenetrable cocoon, sealing both fprever
fucking scorn parasite!
leave scorn guy alone!

>> No.43476523

>>43476495
This might be the only place that calls it emg.

>> No.43476525

>>43476511
Don't know feel fitting and I know that I would be happy like that so win win.
>>43476513
You do You

>> No.43476544

This guy is retarded
But aside from that, what would you teach kids?

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>>43474380
Is the monster girl dating service/maid service still around? I desperately need assistance. I'm down bad, worse than I've ever been before. I need to eat a monstergirl's ass asap, or else I might die.

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>>43476544
I'm not retarded

>> No.43476560
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>>43476549
Whhoooooa, there, Anon. Eating ass isn't safe--even for mamono!

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>> No.43476600 [DELETED] 

>>43476560
It's a drastic measure, but it's the only chance I have of surviving this terrible malady. There's no other cure, I HAVE to devour a cute mg's tailhole. The only question is, which one?

>> No.43476613
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>>43476600
THAT'S A PENIS, ANON!

>> No.43476618

You are not immune to genki oujo samas that mash you into their tits while laughing

>> No.43476617

>>43476613
You're a penis.

>> No.43476622
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>>43476560 #
It's a drastic measure, but it's the only chance I have of surviving this terrible malady. There's no other cure, I HAVE to devour a cute mg's tailhole. The only question is, which one?

>> No.43476623

>>43476617
Partly, yes.

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>>43476613
Male Body Inspector.

>> No.43476627

>>43476618
ojousamas are usually smug arrogant tallflats so that's very unlikely

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>>43476622
FOR YOUR SINS, YOU MUST ENDURE... CHALLENGE MODE.

>> No.43476670

>>43476643
Hmm nothing against ants but that ain't it. Not really eating ass if you don't have a nice pair of cheeks to get lost inside, y'know?

>> No.43476684

Once again a very high quality conversation from a shitposting furfag.

>> No.43476692

>>43476684
Why do you hate ant girls.

>> No.43476859

>>43475765
dipped the egg, which means under the chocolate layer is still the egg shell. You can't eat that...

>> No.43476884

>>43476357
I want to ride a mech with my automaton wife as copilot, fly above the clouds and travel the world with it...

>> No.43476918
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Centaurs are suddenly starting to grow on me. Have no idea if this has any relation to my facesitting fetish

>> No.43476931

>>43476918
Probably not since that wouldn't make you want horsepussy on your face.

>> No.43476936
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>He didn't apply for citizenship on the desert kingdoms
What's wrong with you?

>> No.43476945

>>43476931
nta but I would push my face into horsepussy

>> No.43476949

>>43476936
I live in a cave in the mountains and pay no taxes

>> No.43476950
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I want to worship Miss Wight.

>> No.43476954

>>43476936
It's a long list, if I'm being honest.

>> No.43476958

>>43476936
the anubis clerks intimidate me, think i'll just return home once my vacation is over instead

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>>43476936
I don't like the heat. Also, no internet. Would be willing to steal a desert kot, though. Then snuggle somewhere more chill.

>> No.43476972

>>43476936
I don't like the heat or the desert. Can't a choco wan just come to me? I'll get her a sandbox if I have to.

>> No.43476976

>>43476936
I prefer to live in a place where I'm not going to be red like an oni after going outside for a few minutes. I can't stand the heat and it's nice to have greenery around.

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>>43476950
I want to make living beings with the dead, if you know what I mean

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>>43476976
Have you considered settling by a lake formed along one of the many tributaries of the great river De-Nial? There's greenery and shade and swimming and crocodiles

>> No.43476986

>>43476982
You mean like Frankenstein?

>> No.43477004

>>43476966
>>43476985
I will bring back what's good from those forsaken lands into Europe just like my ancestors

>> No.43477009

>>43476950
I usually hate the mommy shit but wights or the only mgs I'd unironically call mommy

>> No.43477016

>>43476949
Men don't pay taxes the wives do

>>43476958
Then go for a nice desert cow follower of Hathor, or a desert kot, or a desert elf, or a desert succubus, etc you have many choices

>>43476966
>>43476972
>>43476976
The inside of Not!egyptian buildings are designed to have a very nice temperature no heat at all.
>and it's nice to have greenery around.
Oasis are very green!

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>> No.43477059

>>43477016
>intimidated by anubis clerks, try to leave administrative office under guide of "just taking a vacation tour"
>hurriedly exit front door while trying to feign ignorance on phone
>accidentally knock over tall priest of hathor onto her ass
>suddenly receive several glares from guard jackals/crocs
>try to help hathor priestess back to her feet
>she's a huge softie and just holds me and cries for a while when she's back on her feet
>babbles something about "repenting for my sins against priesthood" and "demands my education on hathor vows"

>> No.43477063

>>43477050
Looks like a high price whore + horse

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>>43477063
Whorse?

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>>43477059
You should definitely follow her to the temple and do what she says

>> No.43477103

>>43477091
Eheh funny cat with funny jokes

>> No.43477116

>>43477091
Please let this be a normal field trip

>> No.43477133

>>43477116
Nope. Today's field trip is a tour through sandworm-chan's digestive tract

>> No.43477156

>>43477116
With the haku?!
No way!

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how retarded should foxgirls be before it stops being cute?

>> No.43477174

Ill go to the snowzone instead

>> No.43477185

>>43476945
>>43476918
My MANS, gentlemen of thee most refined taste. I too want to bury my face and nose into a musty centaur donut and horsepussy.

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>>43476986
Yeah but one that comes out of a zombie's womb after 9 months, if you catch my drift

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>>43477222
homework is for nerds, I'm hanging out with the cool kids instead

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>>43477267
These delinquent gangs are getting out of hand

>> No.43477287

>>43477195
Do corpses are capable of gestation?

>> No.43477307

>>43477287
All monsters can have kids.
>According to one theory, it is said that zombies aren't human corpses reanimated by mamono mana. Instead, they're human corpses that have changed into a living race called zombies.

>> No.43477316

Walking into wintersville in a short sleeved shirt!

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>>43477307
Of course, Gotes can have kids twice over.

>> No.43477324

>>43477287
No, they are dead.

>> No.43477328

>>43477081
whoa, a fairy. i should let her in

>> No.43477347

>>43477173
Not just fox girls but the ideal amount of retardation is 'did whippets regularly in grade six and is now dumb enough to be a natural airhead' level of dumb

>> No.43477357

>>43477081
Surely the glass will keep me safe

>> No.43477359

>>43477091
It's a really nice pic, I like this cat a lot.

>> No.43477362

>>43477267
>>43477285
The kot gang is the only cool one.

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She told me I was trespassing Dark Elf territory and proceeded to tie me up. Now she's dragging me off somewhere and telling me I'm to be punished for my offense! Dark Elves are so mean! What's she going to do to me!? I don't wanna die!

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>>43477359
You do realize that it's a Rule 63 of Carlos from The Magic School Bus, right?
https://magicschoolbus.fandom.com/wiki/Carlos_Ram%C3%B3n

>> No.43477373

>>43477366
Why didn't you tie her up?

>> No.43477375

>>43477285
I'm going to join the kiki gang

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>>43477370
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah fuck. Fuck fuck fuck what the fuck I hate it. Why why why I just want a tomboy cat, is It too much too ask ?

>> No.43477396

>>43477379
tiny paws

>> No.43477406
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Cursed sword story/doodle

https://archiveofourown.org/works/47152939/chapters/118803481

Happy reading!

>> No.43477407

>>43476142
I think that's a normal reaction. A lot of modern men are so distanced from genuine affection that when they receive it they can't help but be unsettled at a potential catch, trick, or something else.

>> No.43477408

>>43477395
You can call him tom If you want

>> No.43477411

>>43477406
Nice, hope this femcel get a happy ending.

>> No.43477417

>>43476416
I can't truly enjoy that doujin because of that aspect. He focuses way too much on that

>> No.43477418

>>43477408
I going to bash You skull if You keep adding on this nightmarish mistake of mine, NIGGERWOMAN HELP MEEEEEEEEE

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>> No.43477421

>>43476142
Anon, just get a dog. It's basically the same thing in terms of affection.
Just don't fuck it unless it asks you to.

>> No.43477424

>>43476397
I saw a different version of that one LN Lilim handholding picture get over 100k likes on twitter once. Sometimes it's weird where MGs from MGE or elsewhere end up

>> No.43477429
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>>43477366
Just be a big goof and she will release you in embarrassment
No elf wants a deredere slave

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>>43477421
>Just don't fuck it unless it asks you to.

>> No.43477431

leaf hours

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>>43477431

>> No.43477464

>>43477443
Cute birdy

>> No.43477470

>>43477370
>Gyaru hakutaku explaining the female reproductive system to anon

>> No.43477472

>>43477429
Oh nice, someone actually drew my retarded request

>> No.43477480

>>43477431
Eurovision is on. Lots of alps

>> No.43477494

>>43477419
I thought this was a puzzle piece at first glance. Mostly because I saw an anubis.

>> No.43477497

>>43477480
>portals open up
>most European 'men' go Alp
Heh

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>>43477429
Imagine embarrassing your Dark Elf wife by wearing a shirt with her aheagao face on it in public

>> No.43477511

I pray the hags do not find me, I will not be able to resist

>> No.43477518
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>>43477472
Same person happend to draw one of my requests, too!
> Miss Ushi being maximum cute.

>> No.43477519

>>43477429
>ummm slavehusband, could you please TRY to look miserable and unhappy for ONE FUCKING MINUTE?
>all my friends are mocking me

>> No.43477551

>>43477519
>anon makes an attempt to look meek and subservient
>but then he puts on his 'Master <3' headband
>can't keep the grin off his face and keeps bragging to the other slave slavehusbands about how cute his master is
>Dark elf wife is dying from embarrassment

>> No.43477586

>>43477406
Gotta remember to check it out later, 15k is gonna take a while.

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>> No.43477660

>>43477407
Such a sad fate, for many tens of millions, if not hundreds.

>> No.43477673

I am done, MG waifus are one of the only things that keep me going.

>> No.43477684

>>43477657
I really dislike shogs but this makes me happy

>> No.43477688

>>43477657
How do shogs even give birth?

>> No.43477698

>>43477673
Get a new passion

>> No.43477713

>>43477660
way more than that, billions more like
Personally i'm the same

>> No.43477714

>>43477430
Blessed doggirls. Wish they'd be genetically engineered for domestic ownership already. Give me InuPara.

>> No.43477718

>>43477688
they have at least two options; the classical slime division or generating wombs as necessary

>> No.43477722

>>43477718
Shogs strike me as the kind to just... grow a womb. Or multiple.

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>> No.43477727

>>43477714
They're too good and pure for this world

>> No.43477739

>>43477713
>>43477660
>>43477407
>*anxious bogey noises.*

>> No.43477743

>>43477722
>Autonomous pregnancy
[ Shub Niggurath intensifies ]

>> No.43477744

>>43477739
Bogey has more men than she knows what to do with.

>> No.43477747

>>43477722
With a fractal womb, each sperm can be guided to its own egg.
>YFW every shog currently in existence is the result of one guy's load that won't even be shot for another twenty years

>> No.43477755

>>43477744
Literally. Send help, the poor girl doesn't know how to help them all...

>> No.43477767

>>43477724
very sexo

>> No.43477768

>>43477747
I feel pity for the man that was forced to breed a shoggoth before the transformation.

>> No.43477776

What would miss Bogie do if she found you trying to sneakily watch her circus show without paying for a ticket?

>> No.43477783

>>43477768
There wasn't one die to eldritch time shenanigans. I bet it could've made a fantastic onahole for him if it were necessary though.

>> No.43477797

>>43477406
I finish it, nice even if it's bitter sweet. I hope that things in your life go better

>> No.43477816

>>43477411
Ehhe, she's just grumpy. Very grumpy
>>43477586
Ye and its the first part only
>>43477797
Thanks!

>> No.43477842

>>43477776
Trying to watch Miss Bogie's show without paying for a ticket results in you being apart of her show.

>> No.43477848

>>43477744
>Bogey overhears some other monster girls talking about men from our world and interjects
>"Wait, they don't get hugs?"
>"Not from what I've heard. Apparently the few hugs they do get tend to not be very affectionate."
>"A pat on the head or shoulder? A compliment at the very least?"
>The monster girls exchange a troubled expression with each other before looking back at the Bogey...and solemnly shake their head, no.
>This stuns the Bogey into silence and number of questions flood her mind all at once, the main one being "How can they live like that?"

>> No.43477854

>>43477768
I'm sure they're happily married now, with several million children he's still learning the names of.

>> No.43477877

>>43477816
You will do something with the wan and Batcat?

>> No.43477878

>>43477768
>>43477854
>pre-transformation shoggoth simply desired to produce as many more of itself as it could
>post-transformation shoggoths tend to do it in a way where they have a thousand children over ten thousand years
>this way is better for hubby, don't want to completely overwhelm him

>> No.43477879

>>43477848
>How can they live like that
They can't

>> No.43477885

>>43477848
Fuck You, I drinking a few more glass now. It hurts to much

>> No.43477888

>stuck waiting in line at the MGC DMV
>standing behind a centaur
>have to stare at that for who knows how long
Why are they allowed to get away with this? Even jubjubs have enough decency to wear panties.

>> No.43477914

>>43477848
hahaha
i'm in pain again(it never actually left I was just ignoring it)

>> No.43477948

>cant even remember the last time I got a compliment
Yeah if the portals open so will the floodgates

>> No.43477957

I will aspire to use technology like a mad scientist to close the portals if they should ever open. I will go Dr. Wily on that shit but not because I'm evil or actually want to succeed but because I want to be foiled by heroic Monsters at the end of my villain arc where they defeat me while I'm piloting some giant battle robot or something and then given the worst punishment possible that Monsters can think of for having tried to close the portals.

>> No.43477963

>>43474531
>>43475468
I'm a simple man; when I see fat hag ass I have to start eating her out.

>> No.43477978

>>43477948
Suck it up

>> No.43477986

>>43477470
You had me at gyaru Hakutaku. I'd be teachers pet and proud of it.

>> No.43478009

>>43477978
I will suck up all the milk from whatever hag finds me first

>> No.43478014
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What would be the best opposite sex equivalent of the word "woman" when used in a sentence like "woman, get me a beer"? "Husband" is the best I can think of, but it has slightly different connotations. "Man" makes her sound like a dork or a stoner, and "male" doesn't feel right.

>> No.43478015

>>43477429
I want to be a deredere househusband to an ancient evil warlord MG!

>> No.43478024

>>43478014
Man-thing. Meat pole.

>> No.43478047

>>43478014
Establish dominance by telling the amazon to get you a beer instead

>> No.43478054

>>43478024
>Man-thing
What is she? a skaven?

>> No.43478061

>>43478014
"Husband" sounds pretty fitting for a monstergirl to say. I like to think they'd simply enjoy the sound of it, "husband."

>> No.43478067

>>43478047
You can take one for yourself from the fridge when you go bring hers.

>> No.43478074

>>43478014
Dude

>> No.43478081
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Would you go to a bed and breakfast ran by a big, freckly ole Troll?

>> No.43478083

>>43478067
I'd end up bringing one and drinking it myself. I'm all about having a slight rebellious streak when it comes to monsters like amazons

>> No.43478088

>>43478054
I see no clear distinction.

>> No.43478100

>>43478054
I wanna make a skaven monster girl joke but I feel like we would start entering furry territory since that's all the art of female skaven there is.

>> No.43478107

>>43478081
Isn't that usually more of a couple's thing? I mean, I guess I'd go, though. I bet trolls make amazing food.

>> No.43478110

>>43478081
My Troll neighbor told me she can show me how to bake such delicious pies like hers. She said we were going to start with creampies! I don't know how to make those but I'm excited to learn how to bake!

>> No.43478117

>>43478014
"Get me a beer, dick"

>> No.43478118

>>43477877
If you mean giving them a happy ending, inside the cursed sword story, yes. Giving them a whole new story would be too much, maybe much much later. I already have an another half-finished new story, a dark elf one, also I wanna continue Andy, then maybe take requests later.

>> No.43478119

>>43478100
>Skaven is just a tribe of feral Mice girls that infest the underground
Just treat it like that regardless of what most people think.

>> No.43478126

>>43478100
I have some cute skaven art.
https://files.catbox.moe/aeldfs.png
It's proper kemono, feel free to post it here.

>> No.43478137

43478126
I hate you. Die in a grease fire.

>> No.43478146

>>43478137
why

>> No.43478151

>>43478126
>tries to bait others into posting furshit
>too much of a pussy to do it himself and uses catbox
So schizo mick is now scared of getting banned, interesting

>> No.43478155

>>43478137
Anon, I don't want to be too crude, but you are very autistic.

>>43478014
This one is good. >>43478117 I feel like the implied alternative meaning is very natural. Buck or stud might be appropriate too. Implying a, he's property, and b, only valuable because of his cum

>> No.43478159

>>43478081
Whatever you do when around Trolls don't ask them if you could get a drink of milk. They won't bring you a bottle or glass, they'll start unbuttoning their blouse.

>> No.43478166

>>43478151
Oh my God will you shut the fuck up already
Also get a different insult, you stick out like a sore thumb.

>> No.43478174

>>43478166
>>43478146
Kill yourself furrypaddy
Go rape a pitbull and get your dick bit off

>> No.43478175

>>43478119
>Skaven is just a tribe of feral Mice girls that infest the underground
>Get told there is no ratgirls under the city
>One comes out just a few moments later
>"Man-thing want gold-shiny? Give-share some of man-thing let rat-rat use his dick-dick"
>Anon ended up as the father of a whole new brood after that night

>> No.43478186

>>43478118
I see, better like that
>Dark elves
I will pass on that one
>Andy
Nice, I like a lot this story.
Your drawings are nice too

>> No.43478190

>>43478014
Depends on the monster and how you two behave in the relationship.

>> No.43478225

>>43478166
>Oh my God will you shut the fuck up already
After you crawl back to /trash/, you unfunny shitposting faggot

>> No.43478230

>>43478186
Thanks. I made the OP pic too
the dark elf one will be gentle femdom at most because I'm unable do make a hard one, since I'm not into that either.

>> No.43478247

>>43478230
That's you? Damn you improved, good job anon.

>> No.43478262
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43478262

It's dinner time (ish) in the US. Post mamono with food? It's not a sex thing.

>> No.43478271
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>>43478262

>> No.43478274

>>43478271
Are those the bondage fairies? That takes me back. WAY back.

>> No.43478276

>>43478262
>It's not a sex thing.
Then why do I end up eating oysters, eel, turtle, chocolate and ginger nightly?

>> No.43478277
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43478277

>>43478262

>> No.43478281

>>43478271
I already saw this two fairy. Good shit if I remember well

>> No.43478287
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43478287

>>43478276
I don't know. Miss Hellhound just tells me I need to "carboload" and doesn't care about the details.

>> No.43478301
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>>43478262

>> No.43478304
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43478304

Imagine a loli Demon in a white sundress that lets you see her blue skin and white bra and panties through it.
Then imagine her taking the dress off and the white underwear being half see-through too.

>> No.43478309

>>43478304
I prefer my lolis to dress modestly thank you very much
it makes taking them off much more satisfying

>> No.43478312

This summer heat is way too hot, I feel like I'm going to die of a heat stroke, and there's no Monsters that can save me either because all the cold ones only live up north where it's snowy. I'm a goner...

>> No.43478314
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43478314

>>43478301
Ooooh, that lady snek has fruit. That's always a good thing and she seems really safe and I'm sure the fruit is, too.

>> No.43478318

>>43478312
Wurm can take you underground where it's colder.

>> No.43478320

>>43478247
Thanks.
My limit is probably that pink haired muscle wolf tho I posted some threads ago.

>> No.43478324

>>43478312
maybe you can find one in their summer home

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43478328

>>43478262

>> No.43478329

>>43478126
Those are pretty cute.

>> No.43478337

>>43478301
I can see the two bite marks, still gonna eat but men she's really taking me for a retard. Maybe It's her way to say fuck off You are too dumb.

>> No.43478341

>>43478174
>>43478225
>everybody I hate is one person
You are retarded and autistic

>> No.43478347
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43478347

>>43478341
Yes

>> No.43478354

>>43478337
Feel free to ingest apopis venom in front of her as she will not understand why doesn't it work. Cute dorks.

>> No.43478358

>>43478354
heh stupid sneks not knowing the difference between poison and venom

>> No.43478373
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43478373

>>43478262
Spicy BurgerWan.

>> No.43478377

>>43478354
Yeah the apple felt funny, must be spoiled too. I will now eat those shrooms that a chesh gave. Something about raging good or a a similar wordplay

>> No.43478386

>>43478358
Lick a red frog girl for a good time.

>> No.43478392

>>43478386
in more ways than one

>> No.43478395

>>43478358
The joke's on you because a 1000+ pound snake can easily overpower a human even without venom. The apple was just a trick to get close to you.

>> No.43478401

>>43478395
I'll pump myself up and myself look bigger so the snake will be too scared to attack

>> No.43478445

>>43478309
Consider that the dress would be mostly modest if it weren't for the strongly contrasting erotic skin color.
In my opinion lolis in modest clothes and lewd underwear is the top tier combination, it has some major fun of discovery to it.

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43478448

>>43474380

>> No.43478473
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43478473

>>43478401
I'm trying to imagine you doing this as anything OTHER than just masturbating while making eye contact and I can't.
[spoilers]That'll totally work, so do it.[/spoilers]

>> No.43478474

Me telling an Angel that I don't believe in the divine and am an enlightened atheist.

>> No.43478488

>>43478474
>the angle not even trying to debate you
>she just takes you Haku-sensei and declares she's 'got a real dumb one' for her

>> No.43478495
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43478495

Here's a English version of the Doujin

>> No.43478502
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43478502

>>43478474
> Miss Angel looks mad.
> Eventually smirks.
> Grabs you and flies off with you.
> Drops you onto an abandoned shrine.
> A weird-looking kitsune peaks out at you as the angel abandons you to your fate.
> "As your people say, Anon..."
"There's no atheists in a foxhole."

>> No.43478508

>>43478474
Me painting regular arrows to look like gold arrows and putting them in a cupid's quiver when she isn't looking,

>> No.43478551
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43478551

>>43478347
Big paws can't use computers!

>> No.43478577
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43478577

>>43478551
Lies! Big paws can computer it up just like the rest of us!

>> No.43478596

>go to the kiki /academy/ thread on 4mon
>spam pictures of broken vases, spilled milk, shredded couches, torn curtains, broken windows, tables smothered with spilled flour, coffee stains on rugs and chairs, wooden tables with sweat circles and webms of orcs splashing mud all over a nice house and messing it up
>the kiki posters grimace and raeg
>get away with it because there's no kiki extremists due to them all being very softhearted so I have no fear of any kikis trying to track me down and rape me for this

>> No.43478602

>>43478495
d's expression in the last panel
>what the fuck you said

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43478603

>>43478577
If someone makes a spelling mistake on 4mon, they get hit with "ok meaty paws"

>> No.43478604

>>43478602
don't samefag

>> No.43478641

>>43478495
haha yeah thats totally weird yeah... not having a GF by 16?! what a weirdo!
Not like me no
Nope not like me....

>> No.43478652

>>43478495
Druella looks so cute and erotic.

>> No.43478665

>>43476936
I'm white

>> No.43478695

>>43478665
So?

>> No.43478707
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43478707

>>43478596
>there's no kiki extremists
How innocent.

>> No.43478717

Remember: A succubus blowing a kiss at you isn't just playful flirting, it's also powerful charm magic.

>> No.43478719
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43478719

>>43478665
Pale skinned light eyed boys have a very high value in the desert kingdoms' slave markets anon. You may end as the husband of a high priestess, or the pharaoh's chief guard, or the pharaoh herself!

Totally not what I'd want to happen to me

>> No.43478728

>>43478495
I care not for the plot but GOD DAMN DRUELLA LOOKS SMOKING HOT AS FUCK UNF

>> No.43478733

>>43478707
She doesn't look extremist at all, look at that innocent smile on her face.

>> No.43478737
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43478737

>>43478728
Can lilim mind break you over the Internet?

>> No.43478738
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43478738

>>43478508
> Apparently some anonymous coward snuck normal wooden arrows into a cupid's quiver and she somehow failed to notice, so she spent half the day murdering people with perfect heart shots.
> There hasn't been a mass casualty event since the portals--everyone is freaking the fuck out.
> The skies suddenly darken as a wave of banshees descend on the city.
> And you're getting EVERYTHING on camera!
> You and your ace reporter are FINALLY going to be able to jumpstart their careers and move on to a real media market.

>> No.43478743
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43478743

>>43476936
I would rather live in Winterstown

>> No.43478753

>>43476936
Living in the desert isn't something I find appealing.

>> No.43478761

>No lim mad scientist that is making hybrid monster girl species and 'testing' them on the surrounding environment.
>Wyvern/Mantis that is whisper quiet before snatching men.
>Hellhound/Raiju mixes that have the ferocity and strength of the devil dog while generating massive amounts of electricity.
>Medusa/Gazer hybrids that don't just paralyze but can also shoot beams
>Some are naturally born, others are monsters that offered themselves up for experimentation for a chance at a husband.
>Even the lim herself shows the hallmarks of her experimentation with dragon scales for protection and the obvious muscle mass added from an oni.
>In fact, saying she's even a Lilim at this point is dubious at best.
Science may have gone too far.

>> No.43478770

>>43478733
She's embarrassed that mastah caught her trying on her old extremist armor

>> No.43478771

>>43478761
Tell me more about the medusa / gazer.

>> No.43478778
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43478778

>>43476936
>Welder in the Desert Kingdom
Yeah, no thank you.

>> No.43478786

>>43478771
>Medusa except her hair 'sneks' are now a nest of gazer eyes.
>Her own eyes have fuzed into one big one.
>Still tsundere and has the snake half.
>Aside from her petrifying gaze she can fire scorching rays, hypnotic beams, ice rays, can see through illusions or invisibility, and even put one to sleep
>Most importantly she has the gazer's shark teeth.

>> No.43478790
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43478790

>>43478596
> Most Kikis are nice and "domesticated."
> When you tirelessly shitposted, they had to call for backup from the Old Country.
> You awaken one morning to find your home has been violently broken into.
> And a Kiki with a Zweihander is grimly staring you down.
> "Your house filthy. Also, your front door is gone."
> "I fix."
> "Then I make pierogies."
> She waves the sword at you menacingly.
> "No run."
> "If run, no pierogies."

>> No.43478792
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43478792

>>43478761
I wouldn't mind having a Wonderland Hellhound, would love to be bullied by her physically while Cheshire bullies my mind.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-GhkfrfqZ0

>> No.43478796

>>43478786
Oooooooh, you had my curiosity at "still tsundere", but you kept the gazer teeth. You're a wise one, Miss Lilim.

>> No.43478797

somebody is being naughty on the internet

>> No.43478798

>>43478717
Magic not required

>> No.43478815

>>43478792
That sounds less like a hybrid and more like a regional variant of a hellhound.
Still good but not the same.

>>43478796
She knows what to keep and what to discard.
She also gets annoyed at people telling her to just hybridize everything with Holstaurs.

>"Not everything needs massive tits dammit! And mine were just as part of the experiment, thats it!"

>> No.43478823

>Hot, steamy, danuki breath

>> No.43478833
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43478833

Keeping cool on this hot day!

>> No.43478858

>>43478790
>Then I make pierogis
Fuckin' ringed.

>> No.43478885

In order to keep Vampires away from me when I'm out walking at night, I've started carrying around an ultraviolet flashlight, the ultraviolet light repels them just as well as sunlight. It won't make them crumble to dust but it's good enough to ward them off with a burning sting just until I'm able to get into some building they can't enter since I won't invite them in.

>> No.43478901

what are mg jails like?

>> No.43478903

>>43478885
Why are people so scared of vampires? Just become a shut-in, they can't enter your home without an invitation.

>> No.43478918

>>43478885
you could just eat Italian food.

>> No.43478921

>>43478901
The one where rape probably happens and the other where a cait sith absolutely does rape you.

>> No.43478928
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43478928

>>43478903
too much smug

>> No.43478943

>>43478885
>anon encounters an elder vampire countess hag so ancient and powerful she just walks right through the UV light and grabs the flashlight out of your hand and crushing it
Now what humie boy?

>> No.43478949

>>43478858
>Fuckin' ringed.
I don't know what that means.

>> No.43478951

>>43478943
throw a bunch of pennies while you run away, she'll be compulsed to count them

>> No.43478968

>>43478921
The cait sith doesn't rape you. She wanders into your cell and ACTS like she's going to rape you, then changes her mind and leaves. OVER AND OVER AND OVER.
Then at like 3 am she starts caterwauling until you wake up and then demands you pet her.
After a completely random amount of petting, she swipes at you with her paws, nips your nose with her teeth, hisses, and leaves.
Every fucking night.
> Cat Kingdom jail is suffering.

>> No.43478970

>>43478943
genuflect

>> No.43478981
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43478981

>>43478951
The only thing a Hagpire Countess will be counting is the number of sperm cells she'll force you to shoot into her guts in bed tonight anon.

>>43478970
Smart move. Hagpires are gentle when the man knows his place.

>> No.43478990

>>43478885
Why not just say no? Monstergirls can't do anything to you if you simply refuse anon.

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43479023

>>43478901

>> No.43479024

>>43479023
What's the hellhound in for?

>> No.43479028

>>43479024
Grand Theft Shota

>> No.43479047

My air conditioner went out. I can only suspect monsters are behind this

>> No.43479055

>>43479047
>Yukionna and Glacies outside watching Anon from behind the bushes.
>"I think he's onto us, we better make our move soon."

>> No.43479061

>>43479047
I had a power outage while I was browsing this thread a few hours ago. I can only assume it was a plan by a Raiju to get me outside

>> No.43479091

>>43478495
How outrageous does it have to be for a daughter of demon lord to make such expression upon hearing someone not getting a girl friend at 16?

>> No.43479118

Delicious, danuki, morning breath!

>> No.43479164

>always here about how wocks are fat asses
>always see this one wock with baggy clothes
>assume it's to hide her figure and bully her for it
>do this for months
>one day I call her fat again
>takes off her hoodie and shirt to reveal that she's built like an oni
>spend the rest of the day getting reversed mating pressed by a muscle wock

>> No.43479186

>>43478790
> "If run, no pierogies."
Damn, she got me. Sometimes I feel like a small animal: skittish, but bait me with food and give me somewhere soft to lay and I'm yours forever.

>> No.43479195

>>43478790
I really do need to make some Kielbasa this week.
I have some perogies to boil.

>> No.43479236

>>43479164
>after becoming her husband, slowly feed her sidemouths fattening foods
>encourage her to stay home and snuggle instead of hitting the gym
>feed her cakes and desserts with extra 'frosting' to condition her
>fatwock prophecy fufilled
>it is written so it shall be
Payback is sweet

>> No.43479255
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>>43478495
>>43478641
>>43479091
>tfw you have to go counseling because your mamono teacher and mom are very concerned about you not already having a girlfriend

>> No.43479272

>>43479255
That would've gone poorly.
>"Anon, were really worried, why don't you have a girlfriend?"
>"Because teenage girls are SHIT."
>I was wrong, it wasn't just teenagers, but rather most people with a vagina
>They exchange worried looks
>Then a determined look

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>>43474380

>> No.43479298

>>43479255
>Graduate high school without a girlfriend
>Inexplicably have to go to counseling in your thirties because you don't have a girlfriend.

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>>43476142
I understand that pain Anon, I will never feel comfortable with affection and love either. Just feels....wrong y'know? Pic unrelated

>> No.43479309

>>43479299
I want to give an anubis several shots of doppelganger potion so I can drown in autism.

>> No.43479310

>>43478502
B-but angels are pure! They'd never do that

>> No.43479322

>>43479309
That's too much autism anon! You'll never recover!

>> No.43479333
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>>43479024
Romantic loving in a rape zone

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>>43479299
Ah, the contradiction of wanting affection but also feeling repulsed by the idea of it, as though it was a right you needed to earn.

>> No.43479373

>>43479277
Ok body but her tail isn't fat enough

>> No.43479378
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>>43479355
Nah it's not just that for me, there's something deeply, deeply unnerving and wrong about it. I've done a lot of soul searching to try to figure it out, I thought it was fear of intimacy but I don't have any issue being super intimate with my friends whatsoever it's so weird
Maybe a MG marked me and is waiting for the portals to open

>> No.43479388

property is near dirtcheap in mgc so im gonna buy up space and rent out space in an apartment complex, maybe with implications that it will be filled with boys to have the monsters swarm in for easy money.

>> No.43479397

>>43479388
But boys will stop buying when they see the high ""turnover"" rates

>> No.43479420
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43479420

>>43479378
But what will do if the portals open, the MG who marked you finds you and it still feels wrong to you?

>> No.43479437

>>43479397
then turn that into free maid for each room

>> No.43479449
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>>43479420
I'm hoping my waifu would be a flayer

>> No.43479470

>>43479449
Anon I'm telling you, you really don't.

>> No.43479479
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>>43479470
I love flayers and shogs anon, a flayer shog chimera would be god tier.

>> No.43479489

>>43479470
Why do you hate flayers so much

>> No.43479507

>>43479437
anon didnt even have to pay the maids, they just show up knocking on each apartment door in search of a master, perfect business. would make a tanuki blush.

>> No.43479508
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43479508

>>43479470
Flayers are cute! Cute!!!

>> No.43479510

>>43479470
I've been starting to appreciate the monsters that just turn you into a mindless cum faucet more and more lately,
flayers...even matangos.
it just seems like such a trouble/stress free existence

>> No.43479515

>>43479508
i wish i could hug a girl

>> No.43479517

>>43479479
>>43479489
>>43479508
You will reduced to a catatonic state, blindly drooling with a mindlessly happy expression on your face as the Flayer drinks your mind. She will eventually turn you into a tendril laden inhuman abomination with no higher functions that can only secrete seminal juices. Is that really the fate you want for yourself? Flayers are pure evil.

Stop wanting to be reduced to fleshy offal.

>>43479510
STOP WANTING TO BE REDUCED TO FLESHY OFFAL.

>> No.43479526

>>43479507
then get some for kindergarten to 12 for their kids for a quarter of the price

>> No.43479529

>>43479479
"that's gross. i have now lost my apatite."

>> No.43479534

You cannot name one thing good about Flayers.

>> No.43479538

>>43479517
Only sometimes anon, as for the tentacles thing I think it would cool as shit to have a partial transformation, imagine have a shog flayer wife you'd be able to do amazing shit.

Also the RP we could do with her flaying would be godly

>> No.43479540

>>43479517
I want to lose all my higher functions and know nothing but my monster waifu. I will subsist on nothing but her bodily fluids

>> No.43479558

>>43479299
I feel you anon, maybe not in the same way but I find giving and getting affection all so tiresome. Not that i'm not lonely or have commitment issues but I just can't see myself loving someone as anything but a chore

>> No.43479560

>>43479538
>>43479540
I will burn every Flayer and their sycophants. You will drown in napalm.

>> No.43479564

>>43479534
they have a pure heart

>> No.43479568

>>43479560
I will drown in shog slime

>> No.43479571
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43479571

>>43474380

>> No.43479595

>>43479568
they wont let you drown

>> No.43479599

>>43478790
>sit down at table
>"How many pierogies Master want?"
>try to play it cool and ask "Tell me how many kids you want and I'll eat that many pierogies."
>Kiki almost spills the pot of water while blushing like a madwoman
>end up eating almost 50 pierogies that night

>> No.43479603

>>43479595
They won't run around and desert you

>> No.43479605

>I want a human husband but I also want him to not look like a human and instead cast off his perfect human form to become this blob with tentacles XD
Mindflayers everyone.
Burn em all.

>>43479564
>>43479568
Obviously just Mindflayers falseflagging to make themselves look better. I will burn you bitches for what you do to my race. Flayers get the Flamer.

>> No.43479634

>>43479534
They take away the bad thoughts.

>> No.43479638

>>43479605
Anon you can't win in your crusade against the flayers, give it up.

>> No.43479658

>>43479529
You'll be force fed then anon

>> No.43479663

>>43479534
They love me and want me to be happy and fill me with happy feelings

>> No.43479669

>>43479599
>end up eating almost 50 pierogies that night
>She would've gone back in and made more, but Anon had to stop her
>There's a growing sense that he's in danger...

>> No.43479674

>>43479638
I will never give up. I will salt the fields and drive these fucking creatures back into the sea where they belong by fire.
Flayers do not truly love you, if they did they wouldn't try warping you. Flayers must be destroyed.

>> No.43479677

>>43479674
They wouldn't warp you unless you wanted it Anon, give yourself to a flayer

>> No.43479708

>>43479677
Lies from an anon being mind controlled right now. Don't fall for it. Flayers are notorious liars. Burn them all.

>> No.43479726
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This is why I prefer simple beast girls and not elderitch horrors that do not make sense biologically, Conan was right to not trust magic users and dark cultists.

>> No.43479735
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>>43479726
Hmmph. Miss Hellhound is not simple. She is a cute lady with her own needs and wants.

>> No.43479739

>>43479726
Well I for one embrace the nonsense and chaos of abyssal women.

>> No.43479743

>>43479708
Flayers are always honest! They'd never lie to get a man and mind fuck him until he's their manwhore, as a matter of fact I was always with my wife!

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>>43479735
I would be interested in seeing what she wants and needs after I catch her wearing a pink dress.

>> No.43479751

>>43479735
Yeah, she needs and wants peanut butter

>> No.43479755

what did she whisper into your year?

>> No.43479758

>>43479755
omelette du fromage

>> No.43479760
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>>43479739
Based chaos enjoyer fav girl? It's a tie between shogs and flayers I can't pick between them

>> No.43479762

>>43479750
That man is trapped with no way out

>> No.43479769
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>>43474380
Robobunny.

>> No.43479770

I wish KC would make a chaos themed Matango...

>> No.43479773
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>>43479760
My favorite is Wendigo, but I sometimes get into Shog and Nightgaunt once in awhile.

>> No.43479777

Don't fall for Abyssal shills and falseflaggers and their tricks. They do not have your best interests in mind. Do not date Abyssal monsters, shoot fire at them instead. Do not allow Fl*yers and Sh*gs to take you over.
Date only normal non-eldritch Monsters instead. Love non-eldritch Monsters. Do not let yourself be warped.

>> No.43479778

>>43479770
Found these things that could potentially become a monster girl.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mi-Go

>> No.43479782

>>43479760
>>43479773
For me, it's shog and gaunt.

>> No.43479788

>>43479755
eyy bby u wan sum fuq?

>> No.43479791

>>43479773
What do you like about the Wendie? I don't like the gaunt cause I'm femdom fag, pretty sure she'd end up dropping me into a feral pack of werewolves or something.
>>43479777
Let your flayer and shog wife take care you anon, they'll treat you so well you'll never want to leave them

>> No.43479797

>>43479782
What you like about em?

>> No.43479798

>>43479778
Just did some more reading about them and they would be mushroom crab girls or something. Where they would have a large mushroom on top of their heads and crab claws for hands.

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>>43479777
Here's my abyssal

>> No.43479803

>>43479750
>grow up with a tomboy Hellhound next door neighbor who always bullied you when you were young
>calling you 'runt' and 'squirt' and pulling your hair and stealing your Big Hug juice all the time
>but she always hung around you
>playing video games with you
>skipping school to go to the arcade with you
>making sure your fever wasn't bad when you were sick
>but then it happened
>you don't know why but you figured you'd surprise her for her birthday at her window of her room with a $10 Rapestation Plus gift card
>and you saw her
>wearing a pink dress and crown dancing with her pillow
>she had the whole get up too
>gloves
>heels
>a pearl necklace (a real one you pervs)
>when she turned around you saw your face had been taped to her pillow with A LOT of kiss marks on it
>you were too busy staring at the pillow to realize she saw you looking through the window

>> No.43479805

>>43479800
Sir I think you're mistaken, that's a cow

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=

>> No.43479809
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If you are drinking, make sure to have your handy drinking pal goat with you!

>> No.43479810

>>43479797
I personally like the closeness of both. The merging aspect for the shog and the transformation into becoming the only locomotion for the gaunt, very intimate, much trust involved. Also the perpetual edging and molesting with the gaunt is pretty hot .

>> No.43479811

>>43479755
We've been trying to reach you regarding your car's limited warranty.

>> No.43479812

>>43479791
Well I like the design she has and some of the yandere vibes she gives off. Also the transformation she gives you let’s you keep your hands and mostly human shape, that I don’t like my perspective to be changed too much.

>> No.43479813

>>43479805
Rude

>> No.43479821
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>>43479800
This boat needs love and affection correction!

>> No.43479823

>>43479821
>horn rubbing
MODS

>> No.43479825
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>>43479823

>> No.43479828

>>43478833
god, some nice soft p'orc tummies to just squeeze and under a nice cool beach tent with a cooler at my side and a nice portable fan aimed at us would be fantastic. About two p'orcs is definitely needed for optimal squeeze factor, both slathered up in sunscreen and freckles.

>> No.43479829

>>43479821
>>43479823
>>43479825
if youre not at least thumbing her clit while rubbing her horn that makes you gay

>> No.43479839

cats > dogs
hp Lovecraft says so

>> No.43479840

>>43479839
save me niggerman

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>>43479821
>boat
That's a harbor. This is a boat.

>> No.43479852

>>43479809
I don't trust her, she keeps trying to make me drink past my limit and get super drunk

>> No.43479860

>>43479812
Nice, I can see the appeal if you're not a massive femdom fag I suppose

>> No.43479865

>>43479810
Based, I like the shog one a lot and the flayer a lot although partial flayer transformation would be rad, imagine making your fingers tentacles and molesting your wife with one hand and playing a video game with the other

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>>43479852
>he doesn't do the same
Gotes need to be loved and drunken

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Do electrical monsters take electricity puns well?

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would you shoot a cu sith out of a cannon?

>> No.43479881

>>43479870
But I don’t want to get drunk and have drunk sex with goat, I want to have sober sex so I can remember every detail about her body and how cutely she moans when I grab her horns and kiss her

>> No.43479932
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>>43479881
>how cutely she moans when I grab her horns and kiss her
She finds you cute when you grab her horns and get jiggy

>> No.43479936

>>43479870
But she makes me drink twice the amount she does and she has a much higher tolerance she's plotting something

>> No.43479946

Goodnight Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, celebrate mothers day the best way you know how.
Making the waifu a mother.

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>>43479946
I will make mothers

>> No.43479962

>>43479951
If she is already a mother, just impregnate her again so it stacks.
Mothers day comes with a passive fertility bonus for monster girls.

>> No.43479972

Haha, m-maybe if I just ask a Mindflayer nicely not to turn me into a squid she won't, right?

>> No.43479973
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>>43479962
how many mother stacks can I do?
I want to impregnate the hell out of a monster

>> No.43479999

>>43476936
Sorry, I just like mediterranean climates and architecture more than north african ones. That's why I'm doing a home stay with Ms. Cyclops!

>> No.43480010

>>43479972
They'll lie that they won't. Never trust Flayers.

>> No.43480031

>>43479973
Just keep going at it, you should see the results afterwards.

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>>43479972
I think a few mind melting sessions will have you addicted to her fully anon

>> No.43480046

>>43480010
Oh flayers don't force you to turn, it's just that they're such good girls and feel so nice you'll just want to do whatever they want eventually

>> No.43480050

I want to be ambushed in a dungeon by a cute flayer!

>> No.43480056

>>43479517
Will you shut up about your retarded grimdark headcanon for once.

>> No.43480059

>>43480056
I think he just wants flayer correction

>> No.43480062

>>43480043
y she cri

>> No.43480067

>>43480056
>headcanon
They literally do canon turn you into a squid though

>> No.43480074

>>43480062
Probably shock desu, I'd cry too if I was a human woman and became a flayer at first

>> No.43480080

>>43480067
And you can turn back at will.

>> No.43480081

>>43480056
Seethe Flayer sycophant. I will burn your octopusses.

>> No.43480082

>>43480067
But they don't leave you a mind broken mess and don't force you to turn, granted you'd probably want to after a while. I'd imagine fucking a monster would be so intense you'd probably be wrapped around their finger in a week

>> No.43480100

>>43480080
>>43480082
Lies spread by mind controlled idiots. False, all false and designed to trick more innocent people. Don't fall for it.

>> No.43480137

just started writing again for the first time in years and it feels good to be back

>> No.43480143
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Succ

>> No.43480165

I miss when /tg/ stayed in /tg/.

>> No.43480171

>>43480143
Finally they just come out and say it

>> No.43480180

>>43480143
broken english is such a turn on for me I don't understand it

>> No.43480193
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>>43480171
succ are scary

>> No.43480198
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>>43480180
Succ struggle in English

>> No.43480214

>>43477724
There's something strange about this children's entertainer

>> No.43480223

huh, did the trolls finally leave?

>> No.43480269
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>>43480223
trolls are too cute, gonna bring one home!

>> No.43480270

I will never stop hating Flayers.

>> No.43480280
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>>43480270
You love flayers, let's be real...

>> No.43480281

>>43480270
it's extremely unnecessary to pretend monsters would mistreat you. get over yourself

>> No.43480300

>>43480280
>>43480281
Fuck being a squid and fuck Flayers. Napalm correction is needed.

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>>43480300
flayer can help!

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>> No.43480385

>>43480300
Stop being a sperg.

>> No.43480430

>>43474531
Behold, the average physique of the domestic feline.

>> No.43480445
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Would you hug

>> No.43480484

>>43480445
(X) Shoot

>> No.43480585

>>43480445
maybe a sidehug

>> No.43480589

>>43480445
have the portals opened yet or no?

>> No.43480712

>>43480445
forest hallucinations have finally got to me... nothing to do in this situation but drop the gun, curl up on the ground, and wait for death

>> No.43480716

>>43480445
SPROINK

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ded

>> No.43480824

Excuse me for asking here but I loathe /vg/
In Monster Girl Dreams, what the fuck does sensitivity mean in terms of which way it goes? Am I making it more sensitive getting it higher than 100% or less? You spend points to decrease it and it doesn't make any fucking sense to me, am I making it less or more sensitive by spending points? Please help I just started the game

>> No.43480828

>>43480824
the higher it is the more sensitive you are; the more sensitive you are the more damage you take from attacks.

>> No.43480843

>>43480828
Oh. Okay, thanks.
I am retarded.

>> No.43480859

>>43480824
>Excuse me for asking here but I loathe /vg/
FYI /vg/ refugees made a monster girl altchan on capybarachan.org/mg/, with their own monster girl games thread, if you don't like the /vg/ one

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>>43480824
>sensitivity is high % means you take more damage, low % means you take less, 100% is standard
>resistances is 0% standard and how easy they are to apply
It's not as if there would be a convenient wiki hosted on the same site that MGE's is hosted on as well. That surely does not exist.
who am i to say anything, i cant even decide who is best girl because i'm just a fucking manslut

>> No.43480906
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>>43480874
bestgirl!

>> No.43480914
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Kiki!!

>> No.43480933

>>43480914
always so hard working and reliable, I should give her a pay rise

>> No.43480937
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>>43480874
>>43480906
For me it's the bun.

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>>43480933
I say we TRIPLE kiki's salary.

>> No.43480948

>>43480937
those are some big ears

>> No.43480949
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>>43478778
It’s not so bad when you get to escape the sun and cool down inside your sandworm wife at the end of each day

>> No.43480954

>>43480948
They're very fluffy and nice to the touch too.

>> No.43480958

>>43480874
>>43480906
>>43480937
gimme the run down in this game

>> No.43480964

>>43480949
imagine stepping out of sandworm gfs mouth, completely covered in saliva, and then falling face first onto a sand dune

>> No.43481019

>>43476044
hey wait a second why did this post get [Deleted]
there's a dragon maid front and center

>> No.43481024

>>43480964
I assume that sandworms can make pearls. So you'll have a truckload of pearls after you go back inside of her.

>> No.43481031

>>43480949
Sandworms are too OP.

KC please nerf!

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>>43480933
increase pay!
kiki can do it!

>> No.43481074

>All monster girl game contain femdom
Fugggg me no like

>> No.43481075
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43481075

>>43480914
kiki??

>> No.43481085

>>43481075
Fever make You said weird things I guess.

>> No.43481088

>>43481074
Try The Dungeon of Lulu Farea, has great porn and MC is a horny chad going around adding monster girls to his harem.

>> No.43481092

>>43481075
Kiki breath is top tier for sniffing

>> No.43481100

>>43481075
I said I was going to "tuck" you in, Ms. Kiki...

>> No.43481110

I'm gonna kidnap the wight queens zombie sister and she can't stop me.

>> No.43481115

>>43480859
That entire event made absolutely no sense

>> No.43481120

>>43480958
It's a semi text based RPG, but almost all of the girls have at least a naked standing pose for sex scenes, some are getting full CG scenes.
Setting is a western take on MGE, except not the shit kind. It takes place on an island with global "hugbox" spell that prevents bloody combat, so everyone fights by battlefucking.
A lot of the girls are lifted straight from MGE but some hugbox elements are toned down, like how girls are not tied to the first man they fuck.
It's one of the best western monster girl games if you don't mind those details.

>> No.43481139

>>43480958
Very few cgs, and from what I hear the devs hypnosis fetish meant a single character got a hell of a lot more content than anyone else.
It's basically text based porn.

>> No.43481178

>>43477370
Carlos has Alped?

>> No.43481180

The game with a witch cat in a swamp. She has green hair. I heard that's femdom can't be skip. Therefore I will never be able to see more of her.

>> No.43481189

>>43481180
Does she at least crush your balls?

>> No.43481198

>>43481189
No idea, an anon said that femdom couldn't be avoid so I never touch anything related.

>> No.43481203
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>>43481198
prime dark elf bait

>> No.43481204

>>43478271
Two fairies, One cup.

>> No.43481206

>>43481120
>like how girls are not tied to the first man they fuck.
I mean they're not in MGE either, but people ITT like to believe it do be like that

>> No.43481210

>>43481203
Why would You pair me something that I hate to the point where I would unironically blow head off if forcefully put with?

>> No.43481215

>>43481210
how about you just blow your own head off right now instead of acting dramatic?

>> No.43481221

>>43481215
Why should I, MGE as many tool to let me have my happy ending. Just look at raging mushrooms, if I can get one, I won.

>> No.43481225

>>43481221
Then do that instead of polluting this thread with schizoid ranting about blowing everyone's head off

>> No.43481229
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>>43481225
No, if You try to put me with a dark elf, I will only deliver this outcome. Now fuck off, everything has been said.

>> No.43481233

>>43481206
It looks like they are by retcons and soulmate stuff. Sure, one could bring up the Sabbath but the issue is that is old while soulmate stuff is new. I believe that's the reason. Ultimately, take it up with KC.

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>> No.43481243

>>43481233
>It looks like they are by retcons and soulmate stuff.
I don't put much stock into KC's handwave pateron stuff since its only meant for money milking autists.
That said I haven't finished reading all three main books plus other official canon yet so if its retconned via actual offical means then i'll accept it

>> No.43481245

>>43481239
>Only good if kidnapped and sell in a slave market for not!Europe

>> No.43481249

>>43481239
Her foods are so spicy...

>> No.43481257

I heard that Apophis can hypnotize you with just the swaying of their large breasts, but I doubt that's true. You can't hypnotize someone with boobies.

>> No.43481263

>>43481257
You can be hypno by boobies. You can also use You dick to hypno her. Make it spin, brother

>> No.43481265

the entirety of MGE proves that sigmund freud's madonna whore complex theory was right

>> No.43481273

>>43481265
Can You explain what is this theory?

>> No.43481332

>>43481239
>>43481249
Is it true that ocelomeh cuisine is among the best?

>> No.43481358

>>43481332
If You have no taste maybe

>> No.43481404

>>43481265
With the wild amount of mommy porn there is, both in general but especially in MGE should prove that he was right about a lot of god damn things.

>>43481273
Google exists my man

>> No.43481416

>>43475650
put her on the bed and use as cuddle pillow

>> No.43481427

>>43481358
t. can't handle spice

>> No.43481433

>>43476142
You need a lich or a mantis who appreciates you just being nearby but doesn't speak up or force her will on you or anything and is very chill about stuff

>> No.43481481

I'm going to lose to a weak, beginner area Imp on purpose but pretend to put up just enough of a fight that she thinks she won!

>> No.43481490

>>43481481
Does she speak like she has mental retardation though?

>> No.43481527
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43481527

Reminder to make your wife a momster!

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>>43481265
Shouldn't it be the complete opposite?

>> No.43481599

Me, a brave and not cowardly at all Knight of the Order when I encounter a powerful Dragon who I couldn't hope to defeat
https://files.catbox.moe/km7goo.gif
(I'm booking it cause I don't wanna be added to her hoard)

>> No.43481603

>>43481404
Mommy porn, the absolutely freakiest fetish I can find. Especially once nursing comes into it.

>> No.43481616

>>43481599
A good chase will excite her you fool, she'll enjoy this.

>> No.43481638

>>43481427
Kek, You couldn't eat what I make faggots.

>> No.43481692
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43481692

concerned about abyssal? Don't worry, just get one from a human family

>> No.43481695

>>43481603
https://youtu.be/-NYVZnDuQAc
>bogey fans

>> No.43481724

>>43481599
Most dragons wouldn't chase you, only the lonely and desperate ones.
Malefs too, I guess.

>> No.43481726

>>43481692
>eldritch goddess of madness vs slightly spoopy slime
kek'd hard

>> No.43481732

>>43481692
No, I want a shoggoth how switches between near-perfect human form with legs and everything and barely humanoid form eldritch shoggoth all the time.
One day I want to grab smile butt and the other see colors and forms of madness... and grab it's butt

>> No.43481789

tell me anons what are various monsters CO powers?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFw5AwVnM74

>> No.43481794

>>43481732
>near-perfect human form
What's the one thing she struggles most with?
Black sclera? Glowing bits?

>> No.43481838

>>43481794
They eyes and mouth. It takes a great deal of effort to hide the black sclera but also the insides of her mouth. You can't really see it while she's talking normally, but if look closely you can see thing not meant for man (except my dick of course).
Kind of makes me want to commission a story about a guy getting a normal looking but hot maid and slowly noticing stuff like this.

>> No.43481866

>>43481789
>nukis are just the power of money


>warnings for posts I never made
huh?

>> No.43481879

>>43479810
I'm a huge gaunt-fag to the point they are the only monster I would want. Besides liking latex and the transformation, I love the almost yandere nature that if you aren't constantly wrapped around them they are almost useless with anxiety. I like the idea of making her feel comfortable and safe. She make we want to protect her and make her feel good at the same time.

>> No.43482104

can mg make ajax calls?

>> No.43482109

>>43480180
I feel you, I keep having a reoccurring fantasy of a hebi speaking to me in engrish.

>> No.43482229

>>43478126
>It’s proper kemono feel free to post it here
Step on a fucking Lego on your way back to /trash/

>> No.43482236
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43482236

It's Mother's Day in the USA!
Post MOMono!
Get it? MOMono? It's a play on words.
Like Mamono. But with a MOM in it.

>> No.43482239

>>43478126
bro , you guys have your own board

>> No.43482241
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>>43474380

>> No.43482257

>>43482236
>When mom’s lump is huge because Lyzle’s father is a degenerate into re-enacting that one scene from King Kong while he gets a pawjob

>> No.43482264

>>43482241
i always found it funny how machine learning models are able to correctly tag pictures with the breast_envy tag.

>> No.43482347
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43482347

>>43482236
I want more pictures of mge girls with their kids. It really caters to my desire to start a family with one.

>> No.43482348

>>43481838
>Anon hires a gorgeous and surprisingly affordable human(?) maid
>She yawns, putting her hand over her mouth
>You see something through the gaps between her fingers
>You only catch a glimpse of it but you're shaken to the very core
>You also swear that the eyes "pins" she wears have been staring at you
This is why you should only hire from trustworthy maid offices instead of going on Cheshlist.

>> No.43482359

>>43482239
>>43482229
>bringing back posts from 24 hours ago

>> No.43482361
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43482361

>>43475656
Took me a while, but here's Red. As for the big effort pic, I'll do Oomukade since I've yet to draw her

>> No.43482365
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43482365

I used to have hopes and dreams you know

>> No.43482404

>>43482365
Nothing special monster. We all had. Go back through the portal if You're not happy or enjoy your drink and shut the fuck up.

>> No.43482405
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43482405

>>43482236
Still one of my favorite Holstaur pictures of all time.

>> No.43482417

>>43482361
Might be because I'm weak to griffons, but this is my favorite drawing of yours so far. Great job.
Red griffons are extra passionate when it comes to romance.

>>43482405
>Baby is smaller than one of mom's breast
It's ok if papa drinks some milk too then, there is more than enough for everyone.

>> No.43482421

>>43482404
Dreams die when they come true

>> No.43482439
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43482439

Hellhound mom.

>> No.43482447

>>43482421
Or when they become unreachable. Later case most of the time.

>> No.43482455

>>43482348
>trustworthy maid offices instead of going on Cheshlist.
But how else am I going to lick the color of madness?

>> No.43482464
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>>43482347
You better not stop at one, anon

>> No.43482468
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43482468

Momticore. Also, my head canon is that manticores really do reproduce via these little guys. Like a brood of fluffy baby scorpions crawling all over momma.

>> No.43482470
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43482470

>>43474380

>> No.43482477

>>43482347
I’m going to stick my dick in Shub-Niggurath and have 10,000 kids with her!

>> No.43482484

>>43482417
That's one of the best parts of Holstaurs, there's always more milk.

>> No.43482486

Don't mind me just uh, putting some links here for the scraper

https://archiveofourown.org/works/46553650/chapters/117228286
https://archiveofourown.org/works/46713640
https://archiveofourown.org/works/46770415
https://archiveofourown.org/works/47024158/chapters/118465960
https://archiveofourown.org/works/47103700
https://archiveofourown.org/works/47152939/chapters/118803481

>> No.43482490
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43482490

Imagine turning a horde of zombies into a horde of momsters

>> No.43482510
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43482510

>>43482486
Gentlemen it is my pleasure to inform you that anubis.moe is now, more or less, back together. Let me know if I missed anything.

Also one more link
https://archiveofourown.org/works/46553650/chapters/117228286

>> No.43482525

>>43482486
Poisoning it with tg shit too

>> No.43482533
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>>43482525
I see you are in a particularly foul mood today.

>> No.43482541
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43482541

>>43482239
kemono has a thread on /c/ and not much else
arguably since there's a Japanese furry subculture there should be a /kemono/ thread on /jp/ but there's not

>> No.43482548

>>43482510
Ah, those hacks at AO3 broke their wordcount display. Sorry magus, I will add your story later.

>> No.43482549
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43482549

>>43482439
Imagine having to Hellpup proof your house, curtains must be made of flame retardent dura weave, furniture must be made of steel so it doesn't get chewed up or scorched.

>> No.43482554

>>43482533
Yes...

>> No.43482563
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43482563

>>43482533
Miss Cockatrice is always in a FOWL mood.

>> No.43482566
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43482566

>>43482439
>>43482549
I want to father hellpups so bad

>> No.43482606

>>43482361
than you for you work

>> No.43482616

>>43482361
Nice griffon, good job , I hate griffon tho.

>> No.43482654

>>43482541
You can very, very barely argue that kemono is meant to share furry threads. In the same way that monster girls are meant to include ntr monster girl stuff.

>> No.43482706

>>43482236
Hate to be the bearer of bad news, but that mother manticore was engaged in furry NTR, cheating on her husband in front of her shocked daughter.

>> No.43482716

>>43482706
Lie or source?

>> No.43482718

Would you a potato fairy girl
They are short cute chunky frog girls

>> No.43482736

>>43482716
Ignore him, it was a pic of a manticore sucking a dick with her mouth and tail
Just assume it was Doppler potions

>> No.43482748

>>43482736
Ah, so he's right. Coping with Doppler potions won't help.

>> No.43482761

>>43482736
>Doppler potions
I don't date obsolete automatons, my jet waifu has a modern AESA radar
it's spelled doppel

>> No.43482763

>>43482361
pretty

>> No.43482770

>>43482761
your mig waifu anon?
even her most advanced sisters only have PESA radars.

>> No.43482789

What happens when you use a doppel potion on a doppelgänger would they become a super doppelgänger.

>> No.43482818

>>43482789
yeah

>> No.43482869
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>> No.43482879

>>43482869
Made me chuckle

>> No.43482902

>>43482869
Rassera, rassera, rasse-rasse-rassera

>> No.43482912
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>> No.43482942

>>43482869
Context? my first thought is back to the future but I don't think thats right.

>> No.43482945

>>43482942
Akira?

>> No.43482947

>>43482942
that's an Akira

>> No.43482948

>>43482942
It's from Akira, an iconic image

>> No.43482955

>>43482945
>>43482947
>>43482948
I've never seen the manga or the movie, I've heard of it, now I am gonna have to go watch it.

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>> No.43482985
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>>43482955
The anime is several phone books of manga condensed into two hours of animation. It won't make much sense.

>> No.43482988

>>43482985
Yeah, the character the whole series is named after doesn't even appear in the movie

>> No.43483227
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>>43482347

>> No.43483294

>>43482348
What happens if I buy a mail order bride from Cheshlist?

>> No.43483297

>>43482959
I hope she doesn't drop it like that monkey in the webm

>> No.43483323
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43483323

>>43483294
50/50 chance of it being a Cheshire or tv set when you just wanted an xbox.

>> No.43483337

>>43483323
>Tfw the xbox is just a midget automaton cheshire

>> No.43483348
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43483348

>>43482347

>> No.43483373
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43483373

>> No.43483375

>>43477848
This made me realize it's probably been more than 5 years since I've had any sort of romantic interaction with a girl

>> No.43483393

>>43482347
Des someone have that dreaming pregnant lizardman drawing?

>> No.43483409
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43483409

Come on anon. Just one last job and we're out of the business forever.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KoXHLiejS0g

>> No.43483474

>>43482490
The child support would give me nightmares

>> No.43483484
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>> No.43483519

>>43483474
it's not so bad after they wight and suddenly they're all drowning in money

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>> No.43483528
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>> No.43483534
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43483534

Riddle me this now, and riddle me fast! A, B, or C?

>> No.43483553

>>43483534
Your ass in my bed ?

>> No.43483570

>>43483553
Is ass B or C? I assume A is the mouth.

>> No.43483595
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>> No.43483599

>>43483534
Amazing big cats, Idk.

>> No.43483606

>>43482359
Furry has no place here you cunt.

>> No.43483611

>>43483570
Don't know, I just going to grab her hand and bring her with me.

>> No.43483693

>>43483606
>kemono
fixed that for you

>> No.43483698

>>43483606
Yeah and if you check the archives you'll see that furshit is getting deleted, no point fanning the flames and enticing retards to shit up the place again.

>> No.43483723

>>43483348
Sex with the one on the right

>> No.43483732
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43483732

>>43482347
Here's a portrait of two whole families

>> No.43483756

It's a raid again.

>> No.43483766

>>43483756
Yupp

>> No.43483770

>>43483756
By who?

>> No.43483774

>>43483756
Huh but the off topic spam hasn’t happened yet so relax, don’t try and call out to them it’s what they want.

>> No.43483784

Tell me about the cows

>> No.43483809

>>43483784
Well they chew very slowly and stare at you at the dinner table. They might look spaced out but they're actually thinking very hard and also can sense the magnetic north

>> No.43483860

>>43481019
report spam

>> No.43483872

>>43483732
Fuck off

>> No.43483917

>>43483872
>completely on topic image related to the original post
???

>> No.43483941

>>43483917
The mick has a particular vendetta against that guy for some reason. I'm not clear on the exact details of what happened between them.

>> No.43483943
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43483943

>>43483917
It is just the resident furry being butthurt about the baphofag who had it made.
As usual.

>> No.43483953

>>43483693
>Furry
:|
>Furry, Japan
:O

>> No.43483957

>>43483732
>Having your ocs being lovey dovey was not enough
>Give them a loving parents
This is beyond based

>> No.43483974

>>43483732
>tfw no monsterwife and family

>> No.43483975

>>43483941
It's either Mick or Shoggock.
Or worse case scenario, they team up together to sperg at any baphofags appear on the thread.

>> No.43483981

>>43483941
If I remember correctly he got told on by the guy in the pic to KC or some shit. Though I don’t fully care about the drama between them since it’s literally kindergarten shit of grown ass men fighting over a porn setting so I don’t worry about it too much.

>> No.43483989

>>43483975
I find it immensely amusing that those idiots could even get the idea that it would be possible to turn this thread against waifufags providing mountains of good OC.

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>>43474380

>> No.43484018
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>> No.43484033
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43484033

>> No.43484034

>>43483975
I literally do not interact with the Mick outside of telling him to take his furry shit elsewhere so I don't know why you actual niggers keep lumping me in with him.

>> No.43484056

>Anon makes the mistake of posting a picture of himself on a rating thread of 4mon
>Most replies are "would rape/10" and "Address?"
>Just a day later an oomukade artist posts cringe OC of herself, her imaginary husbando and her 5 future daughterus
>Her husbando looks just like Anon

>> No.43484057

>>43483989
I'm not into oddly detailed muscled men.

>> No.43484061

>>43483989
What's even funnier is that they are targeting not just any waifufag, they are targeting THE baphofag, the guy who single-handedly commissioned a whole fucking ass doujin, now making a new one with MGC theme, and he's going to release it FOR FREE.
Like, how in the fuck do you think you could even defame an absolute chad like him?

>> No.43484068

>>43484018
I would panic

>> No.43484079

>>43483732
thats adoarable

>> No.43484088

>>43483732
>Race: Succusbus

>> No.43484091

>>43484061
>new one with MGC theme
wait really? based if true

>> No.43484102

>>43484088
Suscubus.

>> No.43484107

>>43484091
Yes, he made an announcement about it.
https://twitter.com/AlexDoheny/status/1583523632113864704

>> No.43484132

>>43484056
>tfw anon posted his before and after pics on the wrong thread
>went from skinny to being a mass monster
>it was supposed to be for /fit/
>He posted on that rating thread instead
>at least he put on a silly mask on himself
>He embrassed himself but he brioke the thread and the board
>He swore off 4mon for a week but the whole board went wild
>fanarts of the silly masked man flexing
>Of him being a family man
>of him being shy
>even a full length doujin

>> No.43484136

>>43484107
>Age-restricted adult content. This content might not be appropriate for people under 18 years old. To view this media, you’ll need to log in to Twitter.

>> No.43484140
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43484140

Big.

>> No.43484146

>>43484056
No way there isn't a script running on 4/mon/ to passively steal your IP if you post a picture of yourself on there. You're doomed as soon as you post it.

>> No.43484157

>>43484061
>Trying to take down THE Baphofag
Funny because I believe the last interaction I had was telling him to fucking kill himself for blaming me for some shit that I wasn't actually doing. Other wise I don't give much of a fuck about him.

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43484159

>>43484140
Bigger

>> No.43484164

>>43484061
>>43484107
I do not understand the purpose of this. It almost feels like when Ace flanderized Raiju into being headpat sluts.
It feels like a weird joke.

>> No.43484181

>>43484061
>THE baphofag
I don't like micke either but do you really have to suck some baphofags dick this hard?

>> No.43484199

>>43484164
Ace did kind of flanderize them into being headpat sluts because true to his name he hates anything sexual. Meanwhile Raijus want you to lick their nipples, taste the battery, and ride the lightning in canon.

>> No.43484214

>>43484157
Are you still seething that KC laughed at you for crying about shitposters to him while your nemesis got OC of his waifu?

>> No.43484217

>>43484214
I'm not the Mick but nice shooting there Hondo.

>> No.43484251

>>43484199
>because true to his name he hates anything sexual.
MGE sure has some of the weirdest autists around.

>> No.43484291

>>43484217
Dunno what discordtroon name you're shooting off there, buddy. So you're shoggocks then?
Why did a simple family image image you seethe so hard? Be honest.

>> No.43484301

>>43484157
Isn't this baphofag can't post anything here because his IP is range banned? As I remember Hong Kong IP is banned by 4chan.

>> No.43484307

>>43484291
I didn't even see it at first and Hondo is the name of a cowboy character from 1950's cinema. If anything the misspelling of Succubus annoyed me more than anything else. Once again fantastic aim, Tex.

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>>43474380

>> No.43484318

>>43484308
what a lewd lizard

>> No.43484341
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>>43484251
Indeed
We have entire websites full of people who'd rather have autistic debates about the lore of a setting they have no respect for and are obsessed with writing murderfics. As disgusting as NTR is I at least get the point somewhat there is at least some "logic" to it and it is not obstinately avoiding the porny/sexual nature of the setting. Not that I would rate NTRetards as any better than grimderp/HFYtards on the whole.

>> No.43484347

Theme song for Hebis.
https://youtu.be/WJbqm4k5qoI

>> No.43484357

>>43484251
I can understand if the headpatting was used to generate some sort of electrical current but AFAIK it was done purely out of 'Headpat the dog/weasel' which is weird as shit.

>>43484341
HFYtards are arguably worse because they can't tell that certain grimdark settings started out entirely as satire and then forgot it was before skewing into full blown stupidity.

>> No.43484389

>>43482716
You can find it on the a/b/omination gallery on sad panda. It's got neon furries, etc. I think it's a 3 on 1 or 4 on 1, can't remember. I'm not going to look. Be warned. I don't know if you'll be able to find by perusing Buck Satan's socials.

>> No.43484402

>>43484132
>Anon jokingly posts that he's lifting so that he may princess carry a minotaur someday
>Full on rape doujin released about him the very next comiket
>Features a dozen tags including "Forced breastfeeding" "Facesitting" and "nakadashi (leglocked)"
>At least the last panel featuring him carrying his mino bride during the wedding is cute

>> No.43484403
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>>43484251
>>43484341
what you are experiencing is gatekeeping at work.

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>> No.43484410

>>43484403
Go back.

>> No.43484412

>>43484341
The fact that the MGE fanbase has a "NTR problem" makes way more sense than girmderp.
Every time someone has asked them why they want to use MGE and not some other setting a common answer is some variation of "because it's fun to corrupt a supposedly pure girl".
Meaning it's a taboo thing, and in MGE it's even more taboo than it is in out world, meaning that it's even better. And MGe is a porn setting so it doesn't take a whole lot of "changing" to make it NTR.
Grimderp just seem to hate MGE but for some reason can't stop talking about it. And they have to change to many things about it that it's barely even recognizable outside of some named characters.

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>> No.43484436

>>43484406
God I want to be that Gazer and get a buttjob from that chubby wock.

>> No.43484439

>>43484403
Well yes, gatekeeping will result in the most autistic people running the show. That's just how it works

>> No.43484440

>>43484402
>tfw it was actually about lifting a wurm
>And he then tells the author under a pseudonym
>I actually like chubby girls
>next wave of macho masked man x chubby neet girls doujins explode onto the scene
>got free hentai
>life is good

>> No.43484446

>>43484432
Now THIS is an intriguing plot.

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>>43484412

>> No.43484448

>>43484432
Is Druella mad that the hero who was supposed to end of her reign of terror ended up going on an adventure with a greenworm instead?

>> No.43484449

Chubby monsters are for extremely lovey dovey cuddles

>> No.43484451

>>43484432
100% more interesting.

>> No.43484457
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Don't care about drama, where can I found a sub tomboy childhood friend black fur werecat/chesh ?

>> No.43484466
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>> No.43484473

>>43484447
At first I thought this was in defense for the NTR fags.

>> No.43484475

>>43484432
Greenworms are more powerful than lilims I power scaled this using mathematics and I can say Greenworms are high level reality warpers from what I gathered about them.

>> No.43484494

>>43484447
Why do these people feel the need to form a parasocial relationship with whatever lowbrow hentai fantasy shit like MGE is out on the market instead of just focusing on things more important going ons in their life, whether they be hobby, career, spiritual, or family related? Is it just masochism?

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