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is it possible to find a girl like reimu, and then date her?
if so, where would one even find her?

>> No.43585728

>>43585683
That is one comfy smug Reimu. Do you have the full image?

>> No.43585744

>>43585728
this is the full image, to my knowledge at least. sorry.

>> No.43585749
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>>43585744
That's alright. I found it.

>> No.43585752

>>43585749
woa thank you! ive been using the cropped image for about a year, not even knowing it was cropped.

>> No.43585763

>>43585683
How much do you make a year? How much property do you own?

>> No.43585766

>>43585763
i am as broke as reimu, all i can afford is a small home. i KNOW this looks bad on paper but, i could make myself useful to reimu. I would do literally anything for her.

>> No.43585778

>>43585766
Your best bet is to do a lot of Datura, Jimson, PCP and mescaline. Hallucinations are the closest you will ever get to it. Have fun!

>> No.43585779

>>43585778
but.. thats just kinda sad....
i wanna be able to hug the waifu :(

>> No.43585792

>>43585779
You can, Trust me. That shit could make you convinced that you have been hanging out with King Kong all day and nobody could tell you otherwise. Stop being a pussy.

>> No.43585795
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>>43585792
ive been living in delusion my whole life, i need something real. im sorry anon, but falling deeper wont make me better.

>> No.43585806

>>43585795
Well good luck.

>> No.43585820

>>43585683
Your best bet is to import a cute barely legal dirt poor and desperate SEA girl and groom her.
She becomes Reimu for you, you offer her a place in the world that won't have her die in the gutters in her mid-20s.

>> No.43585835

>>43585683
What do you like about Reimu, anon?

>> No.43585866
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>>43585683
I fucking wish. Let's be real with ourselves, it's never happening and if it was possible to date a girl like Reimu, we wouldn't have a chance.

>> No.43585891
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>>43585835
shes pretty, autistic, easygoing, lazy, aloof, smart, and strong. i also really like her hair

desu i could write an entire paragraph about why i like reimu but i am going to sleep soon so i wont. this is just the tl;dr version.

>> No.43585915

>>43585820
move to sea, places like malaysia have unironic 14 y/o age of consent and its barely enforced if at all

>> No.43585942

>>43585891
a girl who like reimu: simple. its rather common for a girl to be aloof and done with life. just dont be too picky
a girl who looks like reimu: difficult. work out, get a decent paying job, be an enjoyable person to be around, put effort into being the best version of yourself.
a girl who is both: good luck bro..

>> No.43589584

>>43585683
Are you a cute dwarf blonde witch?

>> No.43589731

when i go to the club and chake my ass it let mami noe it time to make baybay
we call him dayday

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Y-you like leimu?

>> No.43590223

>>43589807
i love reimu!

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>>43589807
Who the fuck is Ieimu?

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