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It's summertime!

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>> No.43661355
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Overpowered

>> No.43661360
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>>43661351
Summer, huh?

>> No.43661364

i'd be an undead and just lay my body in pieces hidden in a little dungeon and leave a message

and each part would point to the other until they came to the head which then i say, "thaks for gathering me up, your build a husband kit is ready!"

>> No.43661381
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>>>43661297
>Lonely succubus sells herself into slavery to get a master-husband
>Gets sold to a company that mines uranium
>At least she gets paid better than she did working the cash register at a gas station

>> No.43661387

Is that AI shit what the fuck is that waist

>> No.43661395

>>43661351
Summer is dangerous for aspiring wizards.
All those monsters in revealing outfits, it's like everyone is dressing like succubi.

>> No.43661420

>>43661387
Just a weird indentation.

>> No.43661421

>>43661395
and i bet the older monsters say that about anons who go out in shorts and flipflops

>> No.43661429
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>43661387
>Any kind of mistake in a picture means it's AI
I never thought 2023 would be this stupid.

>> No.43661430

>>43661346
There a lot of monster girls who need an art update.

>> No.43661454
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>>43661395
Lilith's Law. If there is a monstergirl in a swimsuit sooner or later she WILL be mating pressed into pregnancy

>> No.43661458

Imagine a really big soft monster curling around you

>> No.43661462

>tfw your adoptive momster doesn't let you wear anything form fitting
Anon, you'll attract bad girls, or so shes says

>> No.43661470

>>43661360
I want my dark, cold weather back.Ever see a sweaty yeti? Or a dripping glacies? It's not pretty.

>> No.43661471
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>>43661458
Okay, now what?

>> No.43661472

>>43661462
>Uoh anon in loose clothes... erotic
No winning with these girls

>> No.43661476
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>>43661351
Summertime cocktails
>her tail
>my cock

>> No.43661479
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>>43661346
I don't see any reason why anyone who wants a maledom monster would overlook them.

>> No.43661482

>>43661454
Imagine a corrupted Anubis and Pharaoh holding you down at the beach as their Apophis best friend titfucks you until you pass out.
Then you wake up tied to their bed in an MGC penthouse.

>> No.43661492

>>43661430
Please update Ushi Oni

>> No.43661496
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>>43661482
>tied to their bed
I don't get it. Why leave when you've already won?

>> No.43661501

>>43661458
That's what helps me fall asleep

>> No.43661503

>>43661462
It’s definitely not because she keeps shooting weird looks at you or anything. Why would an older woman like her lust after her adoptive son?

>> No.43661512
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I'm thinking about them tamales

>> No.43661523

>>43661503
>one day while cleaning the house
>You find something
>Her porn stash
>Its all adoptive momxson
>........
>And She saw you!

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>>43661351

>> No.43661535

>>43661525
Is that a victory? I can't tell but that lighter blue and angled style makes me think of victory

>> No.43661542

>>43661525
>That hair
Monika Shog?

>> No.43661544

>>43661496
I mean it might be disconcerting to wake up in an unfamiliar bed with a cock crazed Pharaoh giving you the most intense sloppy blowjob you’ve ever experienced. Especially when you notice your head is resting on a Sphinx’s plump thighs and the sucking won’t go farther than edging you until you solve her riddles.

>> No.43661555

dont cry near cows anon

>> No.43661560

>>43661523
Cut to anon getting his teenage virginity stolen by a 40 year old Holstaurus cougar with the biggest tits in the neighborhood

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>> No.43661572
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>>43661555
Why's that?

>> No.43661573

>>43661560
>Holstaurus
Dino Cow.

>> No.43661580

>>43661573
>Earth shatter moo heard in the distance.

>> No.43661591

>>43661560
>in tiger print bra, small tube dress, pink high heels
>is extra thicc with a nice pudgey belly and very soft thighs and a massive backside to mathc her tits
>>43661572
you can cause instant lactation and seriuos activiation of maternal instincts

>> No.43661598
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>>43661544
I wonder what a corrupted sphinx's riddles are like. Probably unfair
>How much apophis venom did we inject you with
>How many times did you cum last night
>How many children are you going to father in five years

>> No.43661603

>>43661512
Gonna grab an ocelomeh by the waist.

>> No.43661604

>>43661598
>hfw when anon responds with not enough
>Then proceeds to make due on his promise

>> No.43661613

>>43661572
Imagine going to sleep one night in this dreadful world and then waking up to this.
Best possible way to get isekai'd.

>> No.43661615

>>43661591
>you can cause instant lactation and serious activation of maternal instincts
I wonder how a Banshee crying affects them.

>> No.43661634

>>43661615
even worse, they will chase you down and just smother with love and tits, as the banshee will be chased down to be spoiled

>> No.43661653

>>43661567
Centaur fashion magazines must be filled with pretty pictures like this.
Don't get caught reading them though, else you'll be sent to the ranch.

>> No.43661655

>>43661591
Imagine she starts acting sluttier and sluttier towards you after she rapes you for the first time. Going from sidestepping her feelings to casually and seductively asking you to give her a drink of your young cum.

>> No.43661665

>>43661479
I love maledom and I actually do like them a lot. I just like the Night Gaunt a lot more. I prefer the transformation and the latex.

>> No.43661687

>>43661655
And out of the blue smothering you and teasing you to get you to mount her

>> No.43661692

>>43661598
>You’re about to answer correctly only for the Apophis to bite down as you answer and pump you full of venom.
>”Ooops!~ sorry darling, off by one~ you know what that means!”
And then your dick gets buried in her gigantic soft cat ass. Hope you like impossibly tight Sphinx pussy while the Pharaoh and Anubis tease your balls.

>> No.43661705

>>43661613
No, how can I kill myself if the wrong mamonos wait me when I wake up. Bad Isekai door.

>> No.43661717

>>43661613
One can only hope.

>> No.43661753

I hear stories of the ultimate cows

>> No.43661760

>>43661705
>wrong monster
That's literally impossible. Goddess Eros provides everybody with a predestined good end. If you don't like the monster who takes you, it's only because you are a tsundere who does not yet realize you actually like her type the best.

>> No.43661761

>>43661753
what about them? how they can calm raging monster girls with their milk especially if they drink it from the tap?

>> No.43661767

>>43661572
God this is all I want in life.

>> No.43661783
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>>43661687
>You wake up to a Titfuck/blowjob every morning, moaning as her T cup tits squeeze dozens of loads out of you.
>You’re homeschooled because she doesn’t want anyone stealing you so she goes from Slutty cougar clothing to Slutty teacher clothing.
>You actually learn a lot, it’s just she keeps interrupting her own lessons to mount you on the couch and rape your brains out.
>You can’t even report her to the adoption center because MGC adoption centers expect every boy they adopt out from the shotas to the runaway late teens to get fucked by their adoptive parent eventually.

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>>43661760
Keeeeeeeeeeek I know what I want and if I don't get in medias res in my escapism world I'm out for good

>> No.43661852
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43661852

Drink the abyssal water do it now!

>> No.43661886

>>43661783
>tfw you sneak out and go out have fun
>End up in a strip club of all places
>get a free lapdance and drunk
>Stumble back into the house
>You momster is there, waiting

>> No.43661889

>>43661852
Nice wendigo, I want to hug her.

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>> No.43661940

>>43661886
I would run, imagine the treatments she's gonna give you when you get home. Run and keep running
Fear the cow

>> No.43661949

>>43661940
good luck, you are fucking drunk as the most sober russian during the weekedn

>> No.43661958

>>43661886
>She was the one who gave you the lapdance
>She wants to take it the rest of the way.
>Spend the rest of the night balls deep in nympho cowgirl pussy
You can’t escape her love anon

>> No.43661982

>>43661958
thats it, im going to auntie Chika the cokatrice, what she lacks it in tits she more than makes it up in ass mass

>> No.43661995

Disobedience will only result in correction

>> No.43661997

>>43661982
That’s how you end up getting your dick squeezed between two gigantic soft asses in a pseudo-incestuous double buttjob and have your cock ruled by two nympho cougars forever.

>> No.43662004

>>43661615
>holsts breastfeed the surprised banshee

>> No.43662036

>>43661886
Why would anybody want to hurt their momster? She raised you better than that.

>> No.43662058

>>43661997
heaven on eart
>>43662004
>tfw thats all it takes to make a banshee to stop crying

>> No.43662139

Which species would be best for a monster who is both haughty and genki?
>She wakes you up every day, very excited to get the day started
>Still finds the time to go on about how lucky you are for someone of her standing to devote her mornings to you
>Way too excited about daily activities but still acts like it's all beneath her

>> No.43662153

>>43662139
purebred hellhound princess

>> No.43662162

>>43662004
>banshee stops crying
>gets adopted by the herd of holsts that started grazing near her graveyard
>They bring the banshee back to their farm
Some days later
>Farmer Anon checks in on his daughters
>finds the biggest-tittied, thiccest banshee in existence, still suckling on one of his daughter's nipples
>all the other daughters rush him
>"can we keep her daddy? Pleeeeeease?"
>"let me bring it up to Ma"
>Mrs. Anon agrees, on one condition

>Farmer Anon is now husband to both a Holst and a Banshee

>> No.43662164

>>43662139
Devil Ojou-sama with asscheeks the size of watermelons

>> No.43662169

>>43662139
Vampire

>> No.43662170

>>43662139
Imp

>> No.43662179

>>43662170
>>43662169
Impire
The brattiest

>> No.43662205

>>43662162
>Banshee milk is makes the person who drinks it cry without fail.

>> No.43662224

>>43662205
>is
anon i think you need more haku milk

>> No.43662227

>>43662179
An impire would be an unholy monster
Please no

>> No.43662234

>>43662170
Imp is indeed a great fit.
Their lower IQ helps make their genki that much more endearing.

>>43662179
I refuse to let someone who speaks like a retard drink my blood though.

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>>43661351
Time for swimsuit hebi

>> No.43662241

>>43662224
No way! That stuff is too addicting. I'm trying to cut myself off of it.

>> No.43662244

>>43662227
I’d imagine she’d get real pissed if you called her a loli when she’s really just a bottom heavy, short flatty.

>> No.43662251

>>43662241
haku milk is addicting? how?

>> No.43662265

>>43662251
Because it makes you thirst for knowledge

>> No.43662268

>>43662224
>>43662205
>>43662162
MGC grocery stores must have an entire aisle to milk alone
Gallon jugs from nearly every species

But why buy milk from the store when you should be drinking straight from your wife's boobs?

>> No.43662278

>>43662268
so you can pick which one tastes the best

>> No.43662281

>>43662244
Punish the butt

>> No.43662287

>>43662268
Why do you think that's the only section in the store with so many security cameras and cooler locks, anon? That's how the milk mafia tracks you down to induct you into their ranks!

>> No.43662291

>>43662268
Only holsts make enough milk per day to fill up 4 cereal bowls and still have enough milk for dessert in the same day Anon
You can't expect every monstergirl to be a titty monster

>> No.43662292

>>43662281
An imp who’s also a vampire? I don’t think she’d find rough buttfucking a punishment.

>> No.43662300

>>43662287
How does a human man join the milk mafia? What does he do?

>> No.43662305

>>43662268
>just an aisle
i think at least three and two for the different amount of eggs monsters can make

>> No.43662323

>>43662305
I don't know how well insect eggs cook anon
I will not eat the bugs

>> No.43662328

>>43662323
ew, only weirdos want that, imagine mermaid caviar tho...

>> No.43662332

>>43662305
One aisle for milk alone
Another for butters, cheeses, creams, etc
These stores are probably warehouse sized

>> No.43662340
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I had a dream where a megamorphosis baphomet knocked on the door to my hotel room, asked if I liked role reversal, then aged me down and forced herself upon me. Do all of those degenerate goats behave like this?

>> No.43662341

>>43662305
Just keep buying milk and be single anon. You’ll get brought before the Don before long.
Just keep in mind she’s a super busty christmas cake.

>> No.43662352

>>43662268
>>43662305
I never leave DruellaMart without a gallon of Ushi milk and a carton of Hebi eggs.

>> No.43662353

>>43662300
Less joining, and more promotion by nepotism. Hope you like being arm candy to a gruff minotaur enforcer with a penchant for cigars and self-made white russians.

>> No.43662369

>>43662328
>mamono mana makes it so aquatic monstergirls make more eggs naturally
>so much so that their egg sacks/ovaries/whatever the hell fish have start to get too full of eggs
>blushing Sea Bishop getting "milked" for her caviar
>her husband stimulates her
>she cums hard, eggs gush out
>They collect the caviar and sell them to the grocers

>> No.43662377

>>43662340
Not all but your damn lucky

>> No.43662389

>>43662369
fucking swedes would love that, i just imagine their glee when they can just make their fish wife cum onto their sandwhich

>> No.43662393

>>43662352
Don't forget stretchy meats!
I like talking with the Mino and arachne butchers. They are very nice to me

>> No.43662398
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Happy anniversary, monster thread! Magus, here. Hard to believe that I've been here for half a decade at this point. Coincidentally, I just passed one million words too. Here's hoping the next five years are just as good!

I wanted to have a little tidbit ready to post for today, but I never got around to hammering it out. There are two series that I want to write, and I can't decide between them. So instead, for old time's sake, I'll take some requests. I'll pick a handful that I like or that the thread seems to enjoy. Hopefully, a few short stories should get me to stop procrastinating.

>> No.43662401

>>43662369
Mershark caviar
'Nuff said

>> No.43662405

Is there a type of monster girl that exclusively seeks out white men for partners?

>> No.43662415

>>43662352
>tfw vegans start showing up to protest
>monsters show them how the food is made
>And they become helpers, forcefully

>> No.43662422

>>43662398
Hello Magus. Congrats and hope the future years are good for you and us.
As for a request, a story about Danukis

>> No.43662429
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>>43662340
Just be wary when the portals open. You might get a shotacon heretic baph with huge tits who wants to show you the joy of big sisters.

>> No.43662430

>>43662405
Monsters only want men who are melanized not some pillsbury dough boy

>> No.43662435

>>43662405
Monster don't exclude any men besides those that think killing is fun or those that want rape other mens wives.

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>>43662398
Five years? Damn kids get off my lawn

>> No.43662444 [DELETED] 

>>43662435
So they don't fuck niggers? Got it.

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>>43662398
Thanks as always magus. Clearly, it's time for you to write a cringe lim oc to add to the collective

>> No.43662448

>>43662405
>>43662430
Both of you get out.

>> No.43662449

>>43662435
Don’t reply to it, it’s a bait poster trying to start shit.

>> No.43662452

>>43662430
Das rite

>> No.43662458

>>43662448
There’s no both anon, that’s clearly the original poster biting it’s own bait because no one else will.

>> No.43662461

>>43662398
Happy anniversary!
Thank you for all your writing Magnus! I really enjoy them

My request is:
>Man finds and helps a blind Holst who is hopelessly lost and seperated from her herd. A trek fraught with horny monstergirls "threatens" to derail his mission to get her back to her herd

>> No.43662468

>>43662398
>>43662447
i have an idea, the moblim, lim ruler of the kingdom of the mobfaced monster

>> No.43662469

>>43662447
I wanna cum between Druella’s tits!

>> No.43662479

>>43662398
Thanks for all the stories, magnus the red. I still hope for a final conclusion to that monberian jinko story.

>> No.43662490

>>43662458
Whatever it is please people don’t reply to it, but if you do keep it short like telling it to fuck off nothing more nothing less.

>> No.43662502

>>43662398
Stressed OL cupid dealing with a particularly dense anon

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>>43662458
Lying aint gon bring yo girl back whiteboy

>> No.43662518

>>43662405
All of them.

>> No.43662524

>>43662435
What if that's your fetish?

>> No.43662528

>>43661692
>Getting turned into a mindbroken beast who can only hump desert monster pussy
Good end? Bad end? Or a new beginning

>> No.43662537

>>43662518
That's racist.

>> No.43662542

>>43661760
Eros is a devout Lutheran it seems

>> No.43662552
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43662552

Is this the cuckshit thread or the monster girl thread? Post monster girls.

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aight
all dinos would be undead

>> No.43662570

>>43662568
But dinosaurs evolved into birds and birds are alive!

>> No.43662573

>>43662537
It's how it is.

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>>43661783
>runaway late teens
>Runaway teen anon gets adopted by his old demon elementary school teacher
>They're barely into the front door before she rips his pants off and mounts him right on the floor in the main hall

>> No.43662580

>>43662570
but you dont see dinos anymore tho

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>>43662580
Indeed.

>> No.43662594

>>43662398
Congratulations Magus

Maybe a story, set at the time when the DL just came to power. A man is fighting and running away from a legit monster, before it is turned into a monstergirl
They have a very awkward reconciliation

>> No.43662595

>>43661387
>>43661429
I am am now imagining an automaton on the brink of tears because people on the internet are criticizing her art

>> No.43662600 [DELETED] 

>>43662552
It's both.
https://imgur.com/a/JfSEQeD/embed?pub=true

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semper fidelis tyrannosaurus

>> No.43662615
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>TFW you finally come face to face with the demon realm beast that tricked you from the very beginning behind the scenes to go on a adventure through monster girl territory to find great treasures but only found monster women instead.

>> No.43662640

>>43662575
I would walk up to that demon and button up her blouse

>> No.43662660

>>43662640
What if she floats up so suddenly that your hand is stuck between her tits? You've fallen for another demon trap, they're never taken by surprise so easily!

>> No.43662665

>>43662398
You keep track of it? Huh, anyway good to see you're still around.
I can't think of any story prompts right now that I don't plan on writing myself, but hope you're gonna get some nice ones. I ought to finish what I currently have myself.

>> No.43662669

>>43662608
thats just a young upstart, no noble dino

>> No.43662673

>>43662568
so no one wants an old undead dino mist auntiie?

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I hate summer

>> No.43662678

>open chest in starter dungeon
>get warped to a high-level zone without any equipment
If somebody could drop a town portal scroll in the Jiangshi Graveyard, I would appreciate it.

>> No.43662682
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>>43662552
A /trash/ vermin got out of his cage again that’s all which I noticed he usually shows up around 12:00 pm or so at least where I’m at.

>> No.43662687

>>43662675
>selkie
I forgot she existed. Cute mascot girl.

>> No.43662690

>>43662528
A new beginning, especially when your daughters are born and you have to be the stern father to make sure their boyfriends are on the level.

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>>43662660
I remind her that it's inappropriate to use magic like that during work and continue buttoning. My mind is a steel fortress that no demon trick can penetrate

>> No.43662698

>sitting around a campfire with kiki and shog
>hold a flashlight up to your face and tell them a scary campfire story
>"There was once a master... he had lots of servants to tend his every need.... but then one day.... HE DID THE HOUSE WORK HIMSELF AND DIDN'T LET THEM HELP!"
>Kiki faints and shog melts into a puddle

>> No.43662701

>>43662575
She’s wanted to fuck him since he was in her class.
Now he can’t run.

>> No.43662703

>>43662139
Something that I want to punch until it shut the fuck up.

>> No.43662707
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Strictly professional relationships with monster coworkers!

>> No.43662711

>>43662694
Those demon chests are deceptively tight for milking cocks, anon, better hope you had your fake hand equipped when you started. You did prepare for this, right?

>> No.43662718

>>43662698
Why is that scary? Any capable man can balance both work and house chores.

>> No.43662719 [DELETED] 

>>43662398
Thanks for all the sloppy sloppa. We, goys, thanks you

>> No.43662753

>>43662718
It's scary for Shogs and Kikis because they want to do it all for you.

>> No.43662764

>>43662707
Should I report to HR that my Salamander coworker keeps flaring up her tail and making the office into a furnace?
I suspect she's doing it so that Steve from IT can come over to fix her overheating PC.

>> No.43662769

>>43662678
I thought that was a mid level area.

>> No.43662780

>>43662753
It's not fair to make a woman do all the work. Surely she can take a few days of the week off and let me handle it, right?

>> No.43662792

>>43662707
Angel coworkers are the worst. They act like model employees, then suddenly snap and run off with a man in the office. Strange how they always get assigned to demon and other extremist managers.

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>> No.43662817

>>43662780
Wasnt there a story about someone forbidding their kiki from doing any work and slowly mindbreaking her?

>> No.43662828

>>43662814
Omelette

>> No.43662833

>>43662828
Don't eat your children

>> No.43662837

>>43662817
You mean the one where she becomes a lazy slob? Or the other one?

>> No.43662841

>>43662817
If it don't end up with femdom, I would like to read it.

>> No.43662869
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Fucking nigger sun

>> No.43662877

>>43662869
Your AC broken as well?

>> No.43662882

>>43662869
lmao, imagine not being able to handle the heat

>> No.43662889

>>43662877
I don't have one but I'm in a "first" world country...

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>>43662398
Congrats! Hopefully you'll reach 2 million words. Also, dorky succ summons (You)

>> No.43662901

>>43662882
Winter good, summer bad
Snows super cool, heat waves super lame
Simple.

>> No.43662908

>share a room in university with a Blue Oni roommate
>she's a total nerd with braces and glasses and loves sci fi, always buttons every button on her shirt and wears plaid skirts
>I accidentally let slip one day that I'm scared of Red Onis but not Blue Onis like her so she has to ask why
>I tell her it's because Red Onis are obnoxious brutes with superhuman strength that could rape me easily but their Blue cousins are geeks so they aren't nearly as strong and usually more concerned with their academia than they are raping men so I feel safe around them
>my roomie pushes her glasses up a bit and smirks at me
>I ask her why and she just giggles and doesn't answer
Am I making a huge mistake here? Am I wrong to underestimate a nerd like her? She wouldn't rape me, she's more focused on the lectures. Haha, right?
Right?

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I wanna sniff danuki breath!

>> No.43662921

>>43662833
Abortion never tasted so good!
it's actually unfertilized

>> No.43662933

>>43662833
I don't fuck dragon, too mean, so it's not fertilized

>> No.43662957

>>43662882
I hate the heat so much I'd mary of those rapey spikey ice girl just to hug her on hot summer days.

>> No.43662963

>>43662701
The difference between raising an ideal husband and adopting one for monsters is but a few years

>> No.43663017

>>43662164
Sounds like a girl in need of correction

>> No.43663027

>>43662814
How would the following girls react if you asked to watch them lay eggs.
>griffon
>crow tengu
>shirohebi
>salamander

>> No.43663030

>summer
>sweat more than usual
[excited Akaname noises]

>> No.43663033

>>43662901
>>43662957
summer is great for going outside and riding a bike

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>>43661351

>> No.43663054

>>43663034
I HATE FOXES. It's always the same shotafication to energy drain instant follow up. Not fun fight mechanics.

>> No.43663088

>>43663034
Why do foxes like shota so much?

>> No.43663105

>>43663033
Riding a bike leaves you quite vulnerable.
You better be a fast rider or you'll be up to grabs for the first horny dog or bird monster.

>> No.43663121

>>43663105
I've been hit in the face by bugs more often than birds or dogs on my bike rides.

>> No.43663144

>>43663105
i bet bunnies and cockatrices and other flghtless birbs have to have special seats to hold all that ass mass but they would be able to do pedal burnouts

>> No.43663145

>>43663054
>her mofu drains your energy and she is more than eager to wrap (You) in her tails
>eventually you'll fall asleep and she can easily take you home

>> No.43663153

>>43662908
Anon...

>> No.43663159

>>43663054
>Not fun fight mechanics
You talking about something more abyssal like where your wife empowers you instead of level drains you?

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>> No.43663187

>>43663145
The worst part is that she doesn't even carry you away in her arms. You're just pulled deep into the mofu put and have more of your energy siphoned while her tails brush against you while she casually strolls back to her shrine.
>>43663159
I mean like a lizardman. No debuffs, no BULLSHIT ILLUSION CLONES THAT CAN STILL CAST SPELLS THAT AFFECT YOU, just an honest bout.

>> No.43663196

>>43663187
Ah okay I was a little confused at first but lizards was my second guess since fighting is their whole gimmick.

>> No.43663207

>>43663187
>You're just pulled deep into the mofu put and have more of your energy siphoned while her tails brush against you while she casually strolls back to her shrine.
I am hard now.

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>> No.43663276

>>43663153
W-what?

>> No.43663307

>Adventurer Anon thinks he immortal
>Things like fall damage
>Drowning
>Dungeon traps
>Swimming in lava
>Or other adventurer perils have no effect on him
>In reality his lich mom keeps reviving him when be dies
>Cares about her boy but wants him to be happy
>Just hopes he gets over this phase soon and settles down to give her some grandkids

>> No.43663315

>>43661925
oh neat, hadn't seen that that piece had gotten finished

>> No.43663341

>>43663276
Anon... nerds are some of the biggest rapists of all.

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>>43663341
maybe in their head. they'll lose their nerve and choke at the last minute without some encouragement

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>> No.43663394

Imagine a messy nerd succubus doing that gross giggle while you're in bed, waking you up just as you were about to sleep and ruining her plot to enter your dreams as a confident bombshell demoness to feast on your mana.

>> No.43663444

>>43663187
>imagine failing to magic and not using brute force to destroy it
It s like you’ve never had wurm milk

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>> No.43663509

>>43663444
I've only ever used monster consumables when it's been forced upon me, and the only milk I've had was fox milk as a part of my loss. It raises your lowest stat, but causes sleep buildup and increases vulnerability to vixen-type attacks.

>> No.43663558

I just want KC to post the Q&A already

>> No.43663573

>>43663558
>No Q&A
>No new profiles
>No game updates
Why are we giving this guy money again?

>> No.43663578

>>43663509
anon, nothing is gonna happen if you drink wurm, aside from lowering your magic stat but even then it rebounds after a point, also using magic and comboing it with complex math and sciencitic equations further boost its power

>> No.43663585

>>43663558
Sorry he's too busy laughing at gaijin for giving him patreon bucks. Still no Malef btw.

>> No.43663590

>>43663350
Gloomy nerds are oddly erotic, but not this one.
She needs to grow up and put on some weight.

>> No.43663603

>>43663394
I want to be molested in my sleep by nerd monsters.

>> No.43663635

>>43662398
Slice of life pharaoh story

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>> No.43663756

I can defeat the Pharaoh, I must defeat her for the Chief God in order the reclaim the desert for humanity. I won't lose to her. I have full chainmail and a holy longsword and blessed shield. I can cast her out.

>> No.43663761

>>43662780
>let kiki take a few days off
>YEARS of academy brainw- training undone the moment she gets comfortable
god damnit anon you thought you could mess with natural order but now look at what you've done!
you need to tempt her with the smell of fried food just to get her off of the couch.

>> No.43663777

>>43663756
You better learn the perfect timing to dodge her "Word of God" AoE attack.
It's an insta-lose move; you wouldn't want to be thrown in the gator pit like the other failed challengers.

>> No.43663793

>>43663645
Muscle boobs
When she flexes, protein shake squirts out

>> No.43663807

>>43663756
Why is the Chief God's everything so weak, despite so much devotion from humanity?

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How do I get away from the beach bullies? They keep dragging me off to apply sunscreen when I don't need it

>> No.43663833

>>43663815
>Going to the beach as a single male
You're lucky you didn't get snatched by the shark gangs on your first swim.

>> No.43663858

Is public sex allowed in MGC?

>> No.43663885

>>43663833
I was tired of being pale. A man should be able to enjoy a day in the sun in peace

>> No.43663904

>>43663858
Public sex is only allowed in private

>> No.43663958

>>43663807
She’s a false god that’s why she’s not omnipotent, certainly not omniscient(She Big Dumb Dumb) and I’m pretty sure she’s not omnipresent so she doesn’t deserve worship.

>> No.43663979

>>43663904
That part of the legislation was written by Wonderland monsters.

>> No.43663988

>>43663958
What can the Chief God do to deserve worship?

>> No.43663993

>>43663958
Also I will never give worship to a female the order are secretly simps without knowing it.

>> No.43664010

>>43663988
Stop being a mega bitch and fix the curse she put on the Mamonos.

>> No.43664030

The Chief God and Demon Lord should make up.
Why can't we be friends?

>> No.43664052

>>43664010
There was never a curse on mamono. Humans were originally akin to heroes and incubi with unlimited potential for growth. Another chief god, not the current one feared them and placed a curse on humanity to weaken them to their current state. They then created the monsters as population control. The current mamono lord's system is completely new and not yet perfect. That's why boys can't be born yet.

>> No.43664078

Guys I dodged the Pharaoh's AOE attack right but then she started spamming it until I lost. Why didn't the Chief God tell me she could do that before hand sending me in to beat her?
I'm now hanging upside down from the ceiling above her throne. What's gonna happen to me?

>> No.43664099

>>43664078
Shipped off to hagville for being stubborn
Should've just blocked it or taken it on the chin

>> No.43664111

>>43664078
Mamonos don't torture people, you're lying.

>> No.43664118

You know thinking about it how many Chief gods and Demon lords were there it wouldn’t surprise me the original Chief god never even created the monsters in the first place and everything was paradise, but was created by another.
I’m making a weird theory that I might keep to myself who the original chief god is and has been there from the start trying to fix the MGE world from the start where he is true absolute love.

>> No.43664143

>>43664118
It's the wandering scholar, isn't it?

>> No.43664149

>>43664010
>>43664052
Technically it wasn't a curse, but Chief God did cockblock Demon Lord casting the spell that changed monsters into monster girls from working 100% like she wanted. Good thing that was as bad as it got.
>>43664118
If it wasn't the original that created the monsters, it was definitely the same one that downgraded humans as part of the ploy to keep them down.

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>> No.43664187

>>43664143
Well or Jesus Christ himself I mean you do got a possibility the Wandering Scholar is 100% Man and 100% God like Christ where he randomly came into the physical world. That he is a Omniversal being that can be in any universe and any dimension he wants aka a true being beyond mortal comprehension.
But that’s enough of my crazy silly theory on who the OG Chief God is that it could go in many different ways since I don’t think KC really wants to focus on it it’s mostly about them monster girls.

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>> No.43664215

>>43664149
>If it wasn't the original that created the monsters
NTA but it does kinda make sense, see if a God would make a world he would make it as he pleases and if the OG humans were all hero/incubi tier then that was the plan from the start, no if ands or buts.

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>> No.43664251

>>43664195
Kagerou wouldn't say that

>> No.43664264

>>43664195
Feline better

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>>43664251
Yes she would, I asked her and she told me thats what she would say.
She also said you were a faggot, her words not mine.

>> No.43664270

>>43664251
The numerous /ss/ doujins I've read say otherwise

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Copying my favorite monster girl artist is an important part of the process.

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>>43661470
Winterstown residents can enjoy the heat too!

>> No.43664316

>>43664215
There might be some truth to that unless I’m reading this wrong.
>[...] First off, it's true that the [original] chief god created the world and humans. But the mamono lord and the monsters were included as part of the “world” that the chief god created.
>Saying that the mamono lord is a being who emerged from the darkness is a huge lie on the part of the gods and The Order.

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Lilim appreciation post, she is not a dork!
Infact, she is way TOO cool 4 (You)!

>> No.43664362

>>43664301
>winterstown group vacation to the summer islands
>half the town is sitting in the rental cabin wishing that the AC could go lower
>the other half is freezing the beach
thats the last time there's a winterstown group vacation to the summer isles.
half the town has no interest in going back and the other half is banned for disturbing the peace

>> No.43664370

>>43664355
Okay, I'm not gonna get close to her then.

>> No.43664379

>>43664370
>"w-wait!"
>"maybe im just... 1 cool 3 you?", said the dorkubus

>> No.43664430

>>43664379
Nah, she's definitely unattainable to me with how cool she is. The best I could get is a Devil Bug living behind a dumpster, and even then I have to make effort to ask her out.

>> No.43664438

>>43664430
>"0 COOL 2 YOU!"
>PLEASE DONT GO!", said the dorkubus, now clinging to your leg.

>> No.43664450

>>43664362
>head to a convenience store to grab a soda
>there's a Yeti chilling in the soda cooler

>> No.43664496

Several hours after being captured by the Pharaoh.
She is now holding a royal competition with 72 of her loyal Anubis guards. I can't tell what kind of contest it is but the winner gets me as a husband. Apparently I'm special because I'm a "Royally gifted Groom"
Is this how the Pharaoh keeps her stranglehold over the Anubi and their loyalty? I'm just an average hero from Orderland, literally a dime a dozen but the Pharaoh has convinced the Anubi I'm special just because I'm her hostage. Man, Pharaoh seems like kind of a fraud...

>> No.43664619

>>43664173
I don't think our world is ready for monster girl selfies

>> No.43664626

>>43664619
She's not taking a selfie anon, she's grabbing you by the skull.

>> No.43664678

>>43664626
Well, I'm going to grab her by the skull, and see how she likes it!

>> No.43664696

>>43664678
Grab her horns and she'll enjoy it anon.

>> No.43664697

>>43664496
The Pharaoh promised to provide her subjects a husband, and she followed through. Seems like a good leader to me.

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>>43664678
Well since that’s a Wendigo I would be extremely gentle especially if you’re married since you know big hands.

>> No.43664734

>>43664697
Yeah but only a lucky chosen one will get a guy like me. Pharaoh's matchmaking is a waiting line, it must be torture for these poor Anubi, imagine how long they go before ever getting to feel the touch of a man. Could even be years of waiting. These poor Anubi are practically enslaved to Pharaoh because they trust her too much. She really does seem like a fraud. If these Anubi were smart, they would just ignore Pharaoh and go raiding human towns for husbands.

>> No.43664740

>>43664696
Yeah, I'll do that! Gently rubbing them with my thumb as I hold on to them! That'll teach her!

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>>43662340
That was a premonition, anon. You'll be claimed by a goat

>> No.43664778

At least Sheep can't rape me.

>> No.43664791

>>43663394
Grab her and pull her into the bed to use as a body pillow

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>> No.43664817

>>43664173
Yan Wendi.

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>> No.43664853

>>43664778
You should go up to a weresheep who just had their wool shaved

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I kinda really appreciate the fate stuff KC added, I love the concept of a soulmate a lot.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L3aszppMZV0

>> No.43664882

>>43664859
makes sense for the waifufags in particular

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>>43662398
Thanks for all your work and for 5 years of stories!

I humbly request a tsundere ushi-oni who keeps swooping in to protect Anon from danger, until Anon can take no more and Pic Related.

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>> No.43664935

>>43664297
You're improving, keep it up.

>> No.43664936

>>43664761
Cute goat

>> No.43664942

>>43662340
>Do all of those degenerate goats behave like this?
None of them do. They are all hardcore loli supremacists. Please have dreams that more accurately depict the monsters in the future.

>> No.43664958

Made a edit that I’m not sure if I should share it’s nothing extreme just a concept of what could be underneath the Wendigo’s coat.

>> No.43664962

>>43664958
no thanks

>> No.43664967

>>43664958
>what could be underneath the Wendigo’s coat
I didn't consent to being drawn!

>> No.43664974

>>43664962
If anything I would share it through catbox moe since I don’t want to waste the image count for it.

>> No.43664987

Imps are totally into being carried on your shoulders. No way they aren't.

>> No.43665006

>>43664859
I don’t mind the idea of a few such MGs existing for anons who like the idea (maybe they take cum-supplements or something while they save themselves for a husband), but the idea of an entire race of mamono that literally drinks cum to survive simultaneously being virgins is just KC’s autism imo

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Don't ever accept a drink from a single monster bros...my buddy Eric hung out with a goat at a bar and woke up tied to the bed being rode by said goat
Remember always check your drinks

>> No.43665017

>>43665006
Well they don't just need cum and shit, they got mana supplements and can get mana from food.

That's why their diet says shit other than cum, it's just that they like pure spirit energy more than food and supplements.

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>> No.43665024

>>43665018
Me on

>> No.43665028

>>43665006
>that literally drinks cum to survive
I see someone doesn’t read the setting they can eat normally like humans we’ve been through this before, there’s literally giant FUCKING animals they consume on a daily basis.

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>> No.43665073

43664297
43664935
fuck off furfags

>> No.43665074

>>43662398
Thanks for all you've contributed to the community Magus. Your work was the main reason I started writing earlier this year.

I wouldn't mind seeing another sports related story, like your baseball one.
Maybe the captain of a rugby/football team trying to rein in and win the respect of his team made increasingly of big monsters with far greater physical ability than him.

>> No.43665090

>>43661846
>get taken by hel
>you now have an undead wife
GG Anon, whats the plan now that you can't kill yourself?

>> No.43665093

>wurm meets a jolly human who she falls in love with
>he and her know each other as their beloveds and plan to get married
>on the day before her wedding, wurm-chan decides to take a nap
>nap accidentally turns into hibernation
>wakes up covered in rocks and moss and digs her way to the surface
>goes traveling and sees something strange
>where her beloved's old cottage with the wooden shutters once was, there's now a strange brick home with sources of light that aren't candles
>wurm goes a knocking and an elderly human lady steps out
>wurm asks where her beloved is by name
>old lady blinks at her in surprise
>brings worm inside and shows her giant flip book with a family tree and pictures
>wurm's beloved died over 603 years ago, leaving his will to adopted children and closest relatives since he refused to get married
>was buried in an old cemetery that was closed and built over with new graveyards the last three centuries
>Wurm's ancient face when she accidentally hibernated for almost an entire millennium
Stupid Wurm.

>> No.43665100

>>43665093
Your post was shit.

>> No.43665103

>>43665093
your post is /trash/ tier let me salvage it for you:
>the necrowurm: origin story

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>>43661351
Can Chainswords be a weapon in the MGE-verse? And not exclusive to Order Knights and Paladin assholes but also to demon realm knights and soldiers. A cute Salamander Berserker with a Demon Realm Silver chainsword versus another blonde Saber-clone looking female Order Paladin/Heroine with a more white gold holy-themed chainsword, anyone?

>> No.43665115

43665093
>Wurm woke up from such a terrible nightmare crying
>Her husband asks her what's wrong
>She already forgot the nightmare after seeing his face
>She's still scared though and asks if he can stay up with her
>They spend the rest of the night cuddling until morning

>> No.43665117

>>43665103
more like necrowurm lich, the origin
43665108
nice monster girl faggot, fuck off to /tg/

>> No.43665119

>>43665093
Idk I thought it was funny
Maybe Wurm will try bargaining with Hel herself for the guy's soul since he remained single for her even in death

>> No.43665124

>>43665108
Yeah, if they got guns they probably have chainsaw swords. Just probably wouldn't be commonplace

>> No.43665143

>>43665124
Yo, dont respond to this dude, he starts to do his /tg/ copypasta

>> No.43665156

>>43665093
Man haunt the Wurm, pump your ghost cum in her and turn her into a undead Wurm as “punishment” for being stupid with just your ghost cum alone.

>> No.43665167

>>43665143
My bad, thought it wasn't a tg dude

>> No.43665171
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>Husband rolls his ankle one day while out on a hike with his Wurm wife while looking for shiny rocks (she thinks the red ones taste the best)
>Wurm goes from a simple, easygoing wife that just wants to spend the rest of her life having fun with hubby to a genius architect carving out the mountain they live in to be more human accessible
>Still ends up carrying him around half the time as an excuse for more cuddle time
Love Wurms

>> No.43665187

>>43665171
wurms are stupid unless hubby or rocks are in question. then she becomes a genius.
combine the two and you get some mastermind that would stump even gremlins.
just wait until she finds out that computers are rocks we tricked into thinking

>> No.43665196

>>43665117
>>43665143
>nice monster girl faggot, fuck off to /tg/
I don't know what what that pic is suppose to be or who she is. But I assume its some JRPG I'm not aware of and I guess /tg/ post because of the mere mention of "chainsword". Does it really have to be like this? I mean Gears of War has guns with "chainsword" bayonets but I don't see many people being up and arms about it being "40K". Again, I don't know what character that is, but Iam skeptical about that being a "human girl", because what human female has those abnormal Makima-looking eyes, ethereal steam/white smoke-looking energy coming out of her and HORNS on her head that also emits the same energy she does.

And I assume that non-monstergirl monster is just a non-sapient familiar she summons at will, thus cannot be monsterized. Unless, context please?

>> No.43665201

lmao, see what i mean
on other news
wurms are savants, geniuses in one thing but abysmal in everything else

>> No.43665217

>>43665201
I mixed up some words reading your post and the concept of abyssal wurms popped in my head.

>> No.43665221

>>43665187
>Wurm can answer any question you ask her if you swap out certain things with the word "rock" or "hubby"

>> No.43665231

>>43665217
>nothing too drastic happens
>Now she can tunnel through dimesons now and eat star cores as well as white dwarfs

>> No.43665236

>>43665217
A terrifying concept
I love it already

>> No.43665321

Imagine a human guy and a human girl both fall in love with each other and experience a euphoric teenage love and one day they see each other down a road after school and the girl starts running to him for a hug while he stands there waiting with arms outstretched
And then a Harpy swoops down and grabs the guy and takes off

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>POV: You are either a Grave Robber or cemetery groundskeeper and find this literal opened grave. You aren't sure if this is just some edgy human female doing an edgy art project or an upper level undead monstergirl rising from her casket...

>> No.43665334

>>43665321
Maybe the harpy realizes the man is already in love with the woman she saw and proceeds to also snatch up the human girl too. Thus all three of them decide to work out a three-way poly relationship.

>> No.43665341

And he fully reveals himself to the crowd before him.

>> No.43665356

lmao, he went to try new bait
remember undead look purple and grey

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>*sips* G Gundam was a good anime

>> No.43665375

>>43665356
Dumb Undead, I'm gonna cast Heal on them!

>> No.43665376

>>43665356
I don't see how that's bait

>> No.43665388

>Wight orders you to kneel before her or else
Wwyd?

>> No.43665391

>>43663030
>Akaname secretly watches male athletes do their routines for awhile
>Eventually one particular young man catches her eye. The more she observes him, the more she likes him
>Oh? He's going alone to the showers this time? That's her cue
>No way she was going to let that opportunity pass her by
>She didn't even need to sneak around; not a soul to be found, except him.
>Right before he's able to turn on the shower, her tongue strikes with such speeds that would impress a mucus toad.
>He yells and tries to fight back to little effect, his scared expression doing little to relent her efforts.
>His body shudders in disgust from being licked all over, but is unable to deny the effect it has on him
>The taste of his sweat was everything she hoped for, and then some. She was very thorough.
>By the time she's done, he's a twitching mess on the floor

>> No.43665392

>>43665321
That Harpy saved him from a life of depression. Human w*men deserve nothing.

>> No.43665396

>>43665388
Or else what?

>> No.43665398

>>43665376
the pov post, same style of the /tg/ fag
>>43665375
>tfw all it does is make them horny
>>43665388
steal her and run off, make her my maid and ped warmer

>> No.43665403

>>43665398
Meant my bed warmer

>> No.43665407 [DELETED] 

>>43665388
Point out that my skin is far too pale for her tastes, and that she should let me go and search for a darker man instead.

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>>43665407

>> No.43665413

>>43665398
Well that's not very fair, it used to be an effective attack before. Monsters shouldn't just get to change the mechanics like that without telling!

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>>43665396
>Or else what?
She'll be upset

>> No.43665419

>>43665398
Anon, I think you should take your meds
Your safetywan is getting worried

>> No.43665425

>>43665407
Dead meme get new material.

>> No.43665426

43665419
anon you should, the happy pills

>> No.43665427

>>43665231
>>43665117
>whatever wurm does is for hubby
>she doesnt understand the side effects and consequences, so they have no effect.
>necromancy after a bad booboo (he didnt die, she just thinks that his leg did so she's reviving the whole thing)? the voices from forbidden magic are friends!
>husband wants to try some exotic cuisine from other worlds? ok, abyssal powers. abyssal form? being incomprehensible? niggerkot? whats all of that nonsense!
>huband is cold? use new abyssal powers to take the core of a star and place it atop the mountain.
>husband wants a softer bed? silky smooth scales! how can something be hard and soft? because it can be!

>> No.43665429

>>43665356
>remember undead look purple and grey
So we gonna ignore the possibility of more powerful undead mamono that're adept magic users who can utilize illusion spells to appear more human looking and less like pale corpses? What about vampires? Unless...

>Vampire: "Hehehe, yes! Good good. All undead are colored grey and purple. But ignore me! Just a normal fair-skinned white human female!"

>> No.43665431

>>43665416
You know what? I just had a recent reminder of why I don't care for Wights anymore. She can find someone else.

>> No.43665442

>>43665429
Dude just take the L and try to do better next time and stop indulging in /tg/ bullshit.

>> No.43665452

>cuck bait
>followed by tg bait
>if that fails mention wights
Strange this is always the order of the sequence in which the schizos try their shit.

>> No.43665456

I don't think there's any saving Wights at this point.

>> No.43665463

>>43665452
Most likely the same guy wouldn’t surprise me, that this seems like a pattern but could be wrong.

>> No.43665466

>>43665456
anon, nah. dont let one faggot ruin a good girl for you

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>> No.43665482

>>43665413
study them dumbass

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>> No.43665493

>>43665442
Oh no, fair point and he ain't wrong too. What's the answer for undead that aren't exclusively purple or grey? Are vampires exempt from this?

>> No.43665505

The shotafication spell isn't real and cannot hurt me.

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Personally I'm more into cute and clumsy Zombies than Wights. I will be the first zombie herder after the portals open, Zombie based dairy will be a top seller

>> No.43665516

>>43665505
>he says, as the shotacon fox looks at him with extreme lust and a glowing hand.

>> No.43665518

>>43665452
Yeah I sure wonder who's doing it 3 days after Schitzo Mick got his posts nuked, he even posted one of his shitty scribbles up in the thread. The janny who banned him doesn't seem to understand the context that this single retard has been spamming the thread with garbage 24/7 for several months if he only got 3 days.

>> No.43665524

You know thinking about the abyssal girls they’re probably the only monster girls in MGE you can’t really corrupt do to the whole transformation/attachment stuff they have. That when you put your dick in a abyssal girl it’s already too late the change has begun.

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Oh no!!!! She's evolved with more mobility! She's no longer susceptible to stairs and or ladders!

>> No.43665536

>>43665509
that would be nice

>> No.43665541

>>43665531
eh. i need fat lamia tail

>> No.43665547

>>43665516
>glowing hand
That's just foxfire. She can't cast a spell that doesn't exist. I will not become younger.

>> No.43665553

>>43665531
Yeah but she's still vulnerable to being a fucking ni-

>> No.43665559

>>43665531
And with that she also killed any arousal I felt for her.

>> No.43665569

>>43665553
>ni-
Say it properly and completely.

>> No.43665579

All the Monsters are shotacons and like little kids more than adult men. All the big breasted ones go chasing after boys and ignore guys like me, meanwhile the loli monsters want men like me and want "daddies". This is not fucking fair man, I hate lolis. I want someone around my own height to date. What are us adult men supposed to do now?

>> No.43665582

>>43665569
But anon, the Pharaoh might hear me.

>> No.43665587

>>43665569
Hi Aux

>> No.43665589

>>43665579
dhampirs usually

>> No.43665610

>>43665582
Royal nigger doesn't care, just say it.

>> No.43665614

>>43665579
Time to get shotaficated. If you don't then there's nothing left for you, consider suicide.

>> No.43665625

>>43665547
>he says, an inch shorter than he was last month.
its a slow working spell, and ms.fox will not be denied.

>> No.43665636

>>43665579
Need a hag Wendi who will force me into her coat and have age play TF sex with me.

>> No.43665638

>>43665625
I only have 4 more months before my 6' club membership gets revoked? This is the worst curse ever.

>> No.43665643

>>43665636
>TF sex
Team Fortress sex?

>> No.43665644

>>43665625
If I'm becoming a shota she's getting small pp and neither of us wants that

>> No.43665652

>>43665625
>The curse doesn't quite worked as intended; you're just getting shorter, not younger

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>>43665531
You left out the most important detail of all: the CLACK.

>> No.43665661

>>43665652
>he says, neglecting to notice how much younger his face looks in the mirror

>> No.43665666

>>43665643
Transformation fetish + Older WomanxYounger Guy are two fetishes of mine.

>> No.43665670

>>43665610
This sounds like a ploy to get Anon raped by desert kingdom girls for saying the nigger word.

>> No.43665674

>>43665643
Transgender Female sex.

>> No.43665678

>>43665579
Men can still easily get hags, stop acting like you can't fulfill wishes in the wish fulfillment setting.

>> No.43665681

Pin manticores down. Molest manticore ears. Huff manticore fluff. Bite manticores on the clavicle.

>> No.43665691

I'm struggling to decide between fox mofu and danuki mofu. Both have their own appeals.

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if you're looking for a new career, consider oiling up pharoahs and anubi

>> No.43665694

>>43665678
My wish fulfillment is denying others people's wishes.

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>>43665691
You're missing out on Squirrel Girl.

>> No.43665701

>>43665693
I tried to apply, but the sphinx won't let me in without answering a riddle. I'm terrible at riddles.

>> No.43665711

I worry about what happens when shotacon monsters see mindflayers with their crotch squids and get ideas. Poor guys are going to be tied up to their big wives and their feet won't be touching the ground for the foreseeable future.

>> No.43665722

>>43665693
I'm not black enough.

>> No.43665729

>>43665693
I'm not white enough.

>> No.43665733

>>43665693
I'm not jewish enough.

>> No.43665740

>>43665693
I’ve had enough.

>> No.43665744

>>43665693
I'm not gay enough.

>> No.43665748

>>43665699
I've held squirrels before. Their mofu is pretty underwhelming. It's a lot less fluffy than it looks.

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>>43665748
I didn't expect that to hurt as much as it does. Nonetheless, I'm sure Ratatoskrs don't have that weakness. They're full of demonic energy to power mofu beyond squirrel limitations.

>> No.43665773

>>43665769
IS THAT

>> No.43665780

monsters would think racism is dumb.
don't be racist.

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>>43665773
A nice, wholesome Rata? Yessir!

>> No.43665789

>>43665699
>>43665769
>>43665783
>It's this retard again
Nobody reply to this faggot. If you do you're no better than the mick.

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>>43665780

>> No.43665800

Really though, the best thing you can do in MGE is become a body pillow for dormice.

>> No.43665802

>>43665789
You can't just call everyone you dislike the same person.

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consider the following: fat fuck foxes
>eats all da burger
>drinks all da soda
>eats all da fries
>permanent indentation on the couch due to how often she's lazing around
>wants a man that has a lifestyle where he's mostly sedentary as well, any position can work as long as she gets to cuddle or hug you for a good chunk of the day
>being a chef isnt needed, she knows the delivery people by name. but it is preferred
>can shotaify you if you want it
>any children born will be added to the eternal cuddling before they leave for their own man

>> No.43665811 [DELETED] 

>>43665780
If racism is dumb I'm an unapologetic idiot. KILL NIGGERS. BEHEAD NIGGERS. ROUNDHOUSE KICK A NIGGER INTO THE CONCRETE. SLAM DUNK A NIGGER BABY INTO THE TRASHCAN. CRUCIFY FILTHY BLACKS. DEFECATE IN A NIGGERS FOOD. LAUNCH NIGGERS INTO THE SUN. STIR FRY NIGGERS IN A WOK. TOSS NIGGERS INTO ACTIVE VOLCANOES. URINATE INTO A NIGGERS GAS TANK. JUDO THROW NIGGERS INTO A WOOD CHIPPER. TWIST NIGGERS HEADS OFF. REPORT NIGGERS TO THE IRS. KARATE CHOP NIGGERS IN HALF. CURB STOMP PREGNANT BLACK NIGGERS. TRAP NIGGERS IN QUICKSAND. CRUSH NIGGERS IN THE TRASH COMPACTOR. LIQUEFY NIGGERS IN A VAT OF ACID. EAT NIGGERS. DISSECT NIGGERS. EXTERMINATE NIGGERS IN THE GAS CHAMBER. STOMP NIGGER SKULLS WITH STEEL TOED BOOTS. CREMATE NIGGERS IN THE OVEN. LOBOTOMIZE NIGGERS. MANDATORY ABORTIONS FOR NIGGERS. GRIND NIGGER FETUSES IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. DROWN NIGGERS IN FRIED CHICKEN GREASE. VAPORIZE NIGGERS WITH A RAY GUN. KICK OLD NIGGERS DOWN THE STAIRS. FEED NIGGERS TO ALLIGATORS. SLICE NIGGERS WITH A KATANA.

>> No.43665812

>>43665802
>the guy who outright admits to being a furnigger
>not just as bad as the mick
Again, if you reply to him you're just as cancerous as both of these retards put together after the amount of evidence against him.

>> No.43665813

i think you walk around the near final town which is the pranksters paradise, you might see a raji bogie masturbing while riding her unicycle or get splashed by some "funny" fluid while a bogie on a 12' tall one passes you

>> No.43665814

>>43665809
kinda gross but you do you

>> No.43665818

>>43665812
Go back to /monster/, faggot. Your extremist views do not match the ones here of our diverse and accepting /mgt/.

>> No.43665824

>>43665800
How much does one get paid to become a dormouse's body pillow?

Asking for a friend

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This image will be important later, remember to save it.

>> No.43665835

>>43665833
thank you goat of christmas future

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>>43665833
Are you gonna come in quietly or does Officer Cheshire have to get creative?

>> No.43665845

>>43665814
remember anon: mamano mana is involved. all the weight is in the right places

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>>43665838
You'll never take me flaccid, cop!

>> No.43665856

Consider: a demon, lilim, etc. with a hebi personality

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>>43665851
Looks like this case just went federal--time to pull in the MBI.

>> No.43665864

>>43665856
Consider: a lamia gets caught painting herself white because shirohebi are more popular than her.

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>>43665835
She has quite the future in store for me. If you embrace the Sabbath doctrine, she'll be sure to put you on the "naughty" list for lonely girls.

>> No.43665880

Hey Anon, want to see a naked familiar?

>> No.43665886

>>43665880
i mean they usually look better with clothes

>> No.43665891

Finally, some normal bapho and not that white short hair oc one.

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>>43665886
I have those as well.

>> No.43665899

But Anon! Think of the advertisers!

>> No.43665900

Me locked inside of a padded room in a straight jacket in the mental health hospital because I kept telling everyone about that clown with the big hands coming after me but nobody believed me and the meds that Dr. Goldstein prescribed didn't make her go away.
At least I'll be safe in this asylum.

>> No.43665906

>>43665899
What are the advertisers wearing? Are they... naughty advertisers? Do they deserve a spanking?

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Bapho

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>>43665900
meds and mindflayer NOW

>> No.43665990

>>43665918
What about her?

>> No.43665991

I want this big, strongthick Ochi to come into my home as a self-appointed bodyguard and run into my shortstack kiki just so that I can come home to this little kiki with a wooden spoon teaching that much bigger girl how to "properly do dishes."

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>>43665895
casualwear's pretty good too

>> No.43666027

>>43665693
Sign me up I'm good for the job unlike the rest of homos who replied

>> No.43666046

>>43665899
Don't make the advertisers sadvertisers

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>> No.43666092

>>43666072
That seems like an impractical hood for a demon priestess.

>> No.43666118

>>43665899
Something tells me that monster girls would be particularly aggressive with advertising.

>> No.43666126

>>43666118
gremtech goes hard

>> No.43666134

>>43666126
Remember that Gremtech doesn't put ethical constraints on their automatons.

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>> No.43666160

I'm not happy with my wife. I wanted a big Fox when I went to Zipangu and instead I got claimed by a damn Tengu.

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>>43665456
Don't let them ruin her anon she's a good girl
It's actually kinda funny, I only started to really like them after I read the mana cabana story from magus which was after all this drama.

>> No.43666179

>>43666134
What would a Gremlin consider an ethical constraint? Hell what would an Automaton consider an ethical constraint?

>> No.43666186

>>43666171
I pray for your dedication and hopefully you can replace that nigger in the future, becoming the real wightfag.

>> No.43666190

>>43666171
It's far too late for that, anon. I can't barely even stand to look at them anymore and deleted my Wight folder. I'll just pretend they don't exist and Zombies just stay ordinary zombies.

>> No.43666197

>>43665625
Oh no, anon slow working spells are usually permanent! Run anon

>> No.43666203

>>43666160
Nice try fox, your propaganda won’t get me to work in your ricefields all day

>> No.43666204

>>43666171
pretty sure they have no stakes in caring about wights and are just here to smear shit around

>> No.43666205

>>43666179
>Not lacing the air with demonic energy and aphrodisiacs.
>Not forcing genetic modifications on monster girls and women via mutagenic viruses.
>Not blasting chumba wumba as a psychological tactic.

>> No.43666215

>>43666190
No mamono left behind. If we give up, it won’t be long until every MG is tainted by grimderp and NTRfags.

>> No.43666239

the overwhelming desire to blow a load into a ___

>> No.43666242
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>>43666160
You'll come around after she sits on your face once or twice or grinds against you a little.

>> No.43666266

>>43666215
It's fucked beyond repair m8. There's no salvaging Wight's reputation now as anything but interracial cuckbait in my eyes so I'd rather just personally act like she doesn't exist.

>> No.43666274

>>43666266
Nice try falseflagger, back to your discord.

>> No.43666277

>>43665693
>sign up to be anubis masseuse to get your hands on those fat schedule dog cheeks
>first day on the job
>some bitchy jackal flops herself onto your table and tells you to get rubbing
>gets more and more frustrated as you massage her
>stops you halfway through to tell you you're doing a horrible job
>spending too much time on certain muscles and not enough on other ones
>flat out says your technique is shit
>demands you lay on the table instead
>gives you the best massage of your life while she scolds you and tells you how easy it is
>practically melted into the table, on the verge of coming from the sensation of her fluffy paws kneading your thighs
>have her again tomorrow
>plan on doing an even worse job

>> No.43666279

>>43666274
Nah, just being a doomposter cause no fucking way is this shit gonna be forgotten. People still run with the retarded wurms nonsense we had years ago.

>> No.43666286

>>43666279
then your memory is blessedly short.

>> No.43666289

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember what Doctor Heckwan said!
"Stay hydrated, you'll need it."

>> No.43666290

>>43666286
I've been here since the /a/ days. When a monster gets a label that sticks it's almost impossible to unfuck it's reputation.

>> No.43666298

>>43666239
Loving monstergirl wife for the purpose of procreation

>> No.43666306
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>Irish furnigger going after wights now

>> No.43666338

>>43666306
>gachatroon
You're no better.

>> No.43666344

>>43666306
>4mon kikis are still asleep at the wheel

>> No.43666383
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Edgy Ancient Evil dragon in her NEETcave after therapy special forces find her
>"Emilidis, the Accursed Smith, was cunny, and we knew him!"
>The Dragon's retch had sparked an inferno, for the wood was little more than tinder. Sealed in the bowel of the Ark, the ramshackle network of posts and platforms and catwalks had never seen moisture, aside from mold and urine, perhaps. But as quickly as the flame sprinted from point to point, the Exalt-Magus out-distanced it with ease, her feet slapping through the septic mire in the trough of the gallery.
>"The tender wheeze of his meat!"
>The magnificent beast roared
>"The brittle temper of his bones! We devoured the maker of your little sword!"
>Her drumming feet kicked offal into a spray, cracked open fumes that would have overcome any other man. But she slipped slipped through it all as though untouched---indeed, as something untouchable.
>"Yesss..."
>Never had her task been so clear
>"We..."
>"Love..."
>"Cunny..."

>> No.43666417

Those poor guys being hunted down and raped by tall Amazononians from the desert. Sounds awful

>> No.43666419

what if you mg had an unrequested fission surplus.

>> No.43666459

Monster wombs only make more monsters. They can't birth a human. Eventually, we will be driven to extinction by them once they succeed in turning the remaining human women into succubi. Only the Chief God can stop this from happening.

>> No.43666470

>>43666459
Can angel wombs make more humans doe

>> No.43666499

>>43666470
No, but we aren't supposed to fuck Angels anyway so it's alright.

>> No.43666555

More dormice please

>> No.43666581

>>43666459
Chief God could help monstergirls give birth to human boys and monstergirls
But noooooooooo

>> No.43666582

>>43666499
Poor Angels
Given wombs for procreation, but denied ever being able to use it

>> No.43666645

Anybody else have a chimeric waifu? What species do they combine?

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>>43665780
Shut up nigger

>> No.43666654

>>43666470
No

>> No.43666666

>>43666417
Then they're forced into manual labor, mostly cooking and cleaning, such a terrible fate.

>> No.43666675

>>43666645
yeah, its a lot, combined the species further to keep things down
>automaton
>cancer
>cursed sword+living armor
>demon
>dragon wight
>ghoul lamia
>kraken
>lava golem
>mershark dullahan
>mimic
>ochimusha beetle
>redcap
>sandworm
>vampire arache

>> No.43666685
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43666685

Why do evil dragons always talk big?
>Says she’ll destroy my village
>So far she’s only broke my bed
>Will torch my field
>The only thing she’s torching are marshmallows
>Says my bloodline ends with her
>Is carrying twins

>> No.43666693

Where's the dormice?

>> No.43666696

>>43666685
its the pride that dragons have

>> No.43666702

>>43666685
>>43666696
The most effective weapon a human has against the Dragon menace is giving them the cold shoulder. Sure they might be able to handle it for a day or two but by the end of the week they'll be like mere lizards begging for your tender loving touch again!

>> No.43666709

>>43666702
its pretty easy to just chug her milk then overpower her, then she'll be a clingy old woman that will fawn over you
captca HAG4U

>> No.43666718

>>43666709
hags? for me!?!?
aw sweet time to claim my free ha-
>moments later, anon is teleported into the middle of hagville, during a blood moon.

>> No.43666721

>>43666709
Yeah but if you do it my way you can sneakily take pictures of her tugging on your shirt trying to subtly ask for a hug and post it online

>> No.43666722

>>43666702
Is it too much to just ask for a genki ojou malef that delights in me being her "paid" boyfriend/husband (permanent) once I see how much money I make from her ancient coffers instead?

>> No.43666741

>>43666685
Because you should ignore them. They behave just like 3dpd. It's a waste of time. Their only worth is their treasure but it's neither worth the dragon that come with. I hate them

>> No.43666799

>>43666741
Anon you should hurry up and get off the computer. Your wife is likely done making some grilled tail.

>> No.43666805
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Danger: High Voltage

>> No.43666845

>>43666805
It's not the volts, it's the amps

>> No.43666849

>>43666805
Be wary adventurer of what lurks in these halls.
A dangerous monster, who will shock your balls.

>> No.43666859

>>43666799
Bunyip tail is not made to be cut or eat. She's cooking some spider crab's legs

>> No.43666942

Kissing a dormouse is like making out with warm molasses. Sweet, syrupy, sticky and very tasty. But with the twist in that it's a lot less messy and much more lewd.

So if you ever happen across a sleeping dormouse, give her a kiss!

>> No.43666945
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43666945

It's hot in the dessert

>> No.43666962

>>43666945
Shouldn't she wear robes to protect her skin from harmful rays?

>> No.43666964

>>43666962
No

>> No.43666970

>>43666964
Okay...

>> No.43666971

>>43666306
I like how this is all so obvious, typical first time bans last 3 days and that's precisely when low quality shitposting reappeared.

>> No.43666976

Ireland needs to be nuked.

>> No.43666978

>>43666945
It's an awful space, unless the grape snake bring the eternal night. It's just become a bad place

>> No.43666983

>>43666945
>dessert
Haku-Sensei has been dispatched

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>>43666983
Good

>> No.43667029
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>> No.43667047

Mother sleep mouse

>> No.43667052

I will cosplay Bane and become a menace for mamono's society

>> No.43667079

>>43667052
That will only work if the mask is just a pair of panties

>> No.43667099

>>43667079
Nah that's an anime. I will put on a real chem-mask and use combat drugs(raging mushrooms).

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43667101

>>43667029
STOP SHOUTING

>> No.43667103

>>43667029
Rata's got her squirrel suit on, she means business.

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>>43662398
Toot.

>> No.43667120

remember, mofu will disappoint you but wool is the real deal

>> No.43667125

>>43667120
Neither make for good armor so I'm gonna stick with dragon scales.

>> No.43667132

>>43667112
this cat is way too fat.
who let her hang out with the wocks?

>> No.43667163

>>43667125
scales are only good when they're on the squishy tail

>> No.43667175
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43667175

Foreign exchange students are a prime target for language-based pranks
>meanwhile, her counterpart in Dragonia is now wearing a shirt that says "dragon (s)layer" in ancient dragon runes

>> No.43667181

>>43667175
that's not very nice

>> No.43667197

>>43667163
This is considered a micro aggression against lizard girls.
You will hear from a dragons lawyer soon.

>> No.43667202

>>43667197
but does she have a big meaty tail?

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>>43667132
Fat cats may love food but they love (You) the most.

>> No.43667226

>>43667219
>>43667112
Lose weight and become fit you fat fuck kot. Tomboy cat when ffs

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43667227

>>43666555
I can't provide new artwork but maybe a greentext if I get some new ideas

>> No.43667229

>>43667125
>Neither make for good armor
>The linothorax is a type of upper body armor that was used throughout the ancient Mediterranean world. The term linothorax is a modern term based on the Greek λινοθώραξ, which means "wearing a breastplate of linen"
>By the late 6th century BCE, many paintings and sculptures show hoplites and other warriors in the Aegean wearing the linothorax instead of a bronze cuirass.
>A gambeson (also aketon, padded jack, pourpoint, or arming doublet) is a padded defensive jacket, worn as armour separately, or combined with mail or plate armour. They were usually constructed of linen or wool
Never doubt the sheep.

>> No.43667242

>>43667226
>fatkot takes this advice
>finally achieves a tomboy look
>sees a cute guy with a kot at her old weight walking down the street
>the guy is wearing a tshirt that says "a fat cat is a happy cat", completely ignoring that its supposed to refer to rich people.
>almost crushes her water bottle out of anger

>> No.43667247

>>43667202
That's sexually harassment anon, you can't bully her for having big fat tail.

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>>43667226
Humm.

>> No.43667324

>>43667227
Dormouse is probably the most underrated girl, along with whitehorn

>> No.43667397

>>43667277
>The bulge
So tiresome...

>> No.43667400

>>43667242
I would love her...

>> No.43667413

>>43667397
Mons pubis, dummy.

>> No.43667429
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I want wight to come to my house and say that she is taking me with her, with me still in my pajamas. Just get insta-seduced and dragged off to her limo.

>> No.43667479

>>43664861
Call me Amos Moses, cause I wanna go clubbin' for gators.

>> No.43667556
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>Try to get a yuki-onna wife to survive summer
>Go up to the mountains
>Snow wonderland
>Hop house to house getting the same answer
>That they’re married and their sisters/cousins are married
This is what I get for waiting too late, where do I find weather controlling mamano at this time of the year?

>> No.43667575

>>43665880
I wanna see big titty familiar.

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>>43666555
Those digits should be rewarded.

>> No.43667722
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>>43667556
Find a temple devoted to a Ryu! Miss Hebi will lead you to it.

>> No.43667729

>>43667722
>be some minor god
>all your hebi shrine maidens keep getting nicked
your shrine will fall into disrepair and you'll fade away

>> No.43667739
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>>43667729
It's just math.
Snek > Mere Lizard

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>>43667722
I wish to elevate hebi to godhood.

>> No.43667762
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43667762

>Snakes
This has become a very unsafe place for the loli, sleep mice.

>> No.43667768

>>43667762
I can distract the snek so the mouse can go somewhere safer.

>> No.43667769

>>43667729
Just wait until the Ryu is able to have a son or two. Then the old shrine maidens will come slithering back

>> No.43667812
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43667812

what are the other villains of Mamono Magi?

>> No.43667821

>>43667812
Tanuki, fucking greedy kikes...

>> No.43667906

>>43667768
Please do. I don't want my mouse, or me for that matter, to become hebi food. I don't trust those snakes. They're deceivers and selfish gluttons

>> No.43667945

>>43667762
This pic rise my urge for violence.

>> No.43668007

>>43667945
I mean, I want to protect her even if I don't want to marry her. Why did you make her cry? She's a smol mouse, hebi and her husband need to get beat with a big demon silver stick

>> No.43668047

>>43667112
true monster perfection

>> No.43668228

>>43667812
bratty vampire who's in it to lord over others and because her childhood friend is too wrapped up in his hobby to pay more attention to her

>> No.43668284

Mutate.

>> No.43668529

y shouldn't i make more fat monsters?

>> No.43668869

yo anon, your wife needs to take a bath, she smells

>> No.43668953

>>43668869
Maybe it's time for a relaxing soak?

>> No.43668975

>>43668953
Good luck she is a cat

>> No.43668993
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43668993

the absolute state of nine-tails

>> No.43669020

>>43668993
I think the poor thing was dropped upon its head as a child

>> No.43669087

>>43668975
Just squish the cat into the warm water and lock her with your body.
>>43668993
I would sign...

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>>43668993
>nine-tails
But that fox only has one tail.

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>>43668975
The best cat doesn't have this problem.

>> No.43669132

>>43668993
Sign the paper

>> No.43669140

>>43669106
>>43669087
Wait, It's not a cat. I don't know why I was thinking about 9 lives. I won't sign

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>> No.43669149

>>43669140
Sign the paper

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>>43669140
sign it though

>> No.43669168

>>43669155
Try as she might, my skin and body is too tough after drinking lots of wurm milk

>> No.43669170

>>43669149
No
>>43669155
Do it faggot, I don't care. I will find a lot of cat in the afterlife.

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43669198

Cute shy kobolds probably wear cute panties, don't you think?

>> No.43669212

>>43669155
Nice webley

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>> No.43669252

>>43669236
Would you an undead fox?

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>> No.43669267

Avoid the designated train molester cars. Best case you get angry stares from monster commuters waiting for you to do something and worst case you're missing work while some monster pervert has her way with you

>> No.43669300

>>43669267
the tickets are a good deal

>> No.43669319

>>43666645
Flayer shog for me

>> No.43669321

>>43669212
I think its supposed to be a Type26 for a more correct Japanese revolver.
>https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Type_26_revolver

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>> No.43669374

>>43668993
>>43669155
i like when they remember to tuck the ears of anxiety-ridden foxes

>> No.43669376 [DELETED] 

>>43666645
Wereshark + Kraken.

>> No.43669389

>>43666645
Mershark + Kraken.

>> No.43669401

>>43669321
Ugly revolver for an ugly fox.

>> No.43669408

>>43669266
W- ...Why is miss Gorgon-chan being attacked by Mandalore- I mean, Ssethtzeentach?

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>> No.43669502

43669408
Go back with your nigger loving e-celeb

>> No.43669513
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>> No.43669531

>>43666987
Haku sensei insists having your head stuffed between her breasts is the optimal position for learning. I'm not sure it is though...

>> No.43669541

>>43669513
I’m going for the blue one she emits pure sex.

>> No.43669600

>>43669116
i once had a cat that didn't really mind baths, I don't think she outright liked them she just didn't seem to care
I miss her

>> No.43669670

>>43669513
>oh dang, i forgot my wallet
>do you ladies accept levels?
works every time

>> No.43669691

>>43669267
I think the worst case is when a monster confronts you asking why you're not molesting her and you answer like "Why would I do that!? What the fuck is wrong with you!?"

>> No.43669724

>>43666645
frankenbogie

>> No.43669746

>>43669691
>W-what do you mean? I would never!
>A man assaulting a women like that is one of the lowest things a man could do!
And thats the story about how the local lilim learned that feminism was in fact NOT about wanton rape...

>> No.43669789

i dont remember does mge hev a goat?

>> No.43669797

>>43669789
do baphs count as goats?

>> No.43669800

>>43669789
small, medium and big goat

>> No.43669801

>>43669797
baphs are GOAT

>> No.43669802

>>43666645
While I love the Night Gaunt as is and wouldn't change her. One hybrid Idea I kind of like is a Night Gaunt/Shirohebi. I love yandere and when transformed together I could imagine it would be something like a hunting horror (rubber skinned winged serpent).

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>>43669691
>>43669746
Just press the monster up against the glass and cop a feel already. Think about those beans pressing against the glass

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>>43669789
Goat is canonically the best girl and could beat up your waifu

>> No.43669814

>>43669805
>Goat is canonically the best girl
Yes
>and could beat up your waifu
Why would she beat up herself?

>> No.43669816

>>43669789
Baphomet, satyros, krampus, and I guess the chimera is part goat,

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>>43669805
My waifu is a lovecraftian being so I don’t think so.

>> No.43669866

>>43669843
This wendigo must be cold. Hug her anon.

>> No.43669872

>>43669691
my anwser, too skinny, not enough to play with

>> No.43669875

>>43669843
Baphomets are canonically the strongest monsters and have the best pussies. This is all in the article.

>> No.43669885

>>43669875
Banjo are lame, even a mere werecat can bully those midgets

>> No.43669900

>>43669875
Lilims are stronger IIRC

>> No.43669914

>>43669875
physically strongest. it's why runya runya can deadlift so good

>> No.43669930

>>43669875
Source: baphomet

>> No.43669934

>>43669900
Lilims are basically the only thing stronger and they're a demigod "race" entirely made of OC mary sues. There's a reason baphomets are in charge of the army and magic research.

>> No.43669973

>>43669934
It’s stupid you would think the abyssal girls would be that especially since two are literally based off lovecraftian gods.

>> No.43670002

>>43669973
It's not me saying this, it's KC. Bratlach nachos are canonically weaker than cunny extremists.

>> No.43670012

>>43669973
The abyssal girls we have so far are servants to greater beings. So I don't see the contradiction. At any rate, the beings the abyssal girls server git beaten by the Gods previously.

>> No.43670024

>>43669934
Druella rules the radicals for all intents and purposes and conquered Lescatie without issue. So they can rule and lead armies if they want to.

>> No.43670031

powerwank is dumb

>> No.43670039

>>43670031
>getting wanked by a powerful monster
>dumb
Alp detected

>> No.43670046

>>43669973
Abyssals pretty much have their own mythology in MGE that isn't really taken from Lovecraft. Although the monsters of chaos are said to have at one time ruled the seas with Poseidon as gods. If he ever makes an entry for them it would be interesting o see what he does with them besides the Shoggoth entry saying they merge with their husbands.

>> No.43670060

>>43670002
Hmm I don’t like it I’m gonna spread abyssal propaganda until the abyssal girls are the top of the top because this shit don’t make any damn sense. That how the fuck that little bitchass goat more powerful than two eldritch gods I call bullshit and lies, the sabbath be making shit up.

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>> No.43670096

>>43670060
Because we haven't met eldritch gods yet. We have met servants or lesser beings like their equivalent of a succubi.

>> No.43670114

>>43670046
I believe it was in conflict with Poseidon for control of the seas.

>> No.43670119

>>43670114
sea bishops don't fuck around

>> No.43670126

>>43670046
We all know the monsters of chaos are all a bunch of lonely hags who are extremely possessive that want to fuse with you to keep you close.

>> No.43670128

>lovecraftian means le strong because.... le eldritch!
Lovecraftian mythology is just an edgier version of Kabbalah.
I could dropkick Shoggoth. I WILL dropkick a Shoggoth.

>> No.43670142

>>43670080
this hatter is of inferior quailty, i like my hatters with massive hats

>> No.43670141

>>43670114
They shared control of the seas but were beaten and sealed.
>According to legend, in the age of the former mamono lord, wicked monsters of chaos who possessed a power that was even greater than that of the gods existed there at the bottom of the sea. At the time, Poseidon was still one of the divinities ruled by the chief god, and the rule of the sea was split between her and them. It is said that the monsters of chaos were sealed in the deep layer after a war, and even now, the monsters of chaos are biding their time to make a comeback and once again reclaim dominion over the sea.

>> No.43670185

Baphomets also run the MGE red cross, the largest archives in the world, clothing manufacturers, and the agricultural sector but they get very defensive when you mention this """coincidence""".

>> No.43670186

>>43670141
>the monsters of chaos are biding their time to make a comeback and once again reclaim dominion over the sea.
Abyssal World Order? It would be something if a abyssal monster girl took the throne after the demon lord retired. That every 10 years or so a new monster girl gets elected to be the new demon lord and can change a few things around.

>> No.43670197

>>43670128
>dropkick shog
>now deep inside shog
>now stuck deep inside shog
Good job

>> No.43670208

>>43670186
>tfw bogie takes the throne next
>lots of funny monsters are around, even the holsts grazing in the field are now clown cows and eating funny grass

>> No.43670223

>>43670197
I can break out. I can escape her. I have muscles. I can win.

>> No.43670261

>>43670141
poseidon's a cool lady. fights back the forces of chaos, rebels against the chief god on ethical grounds and makes all the oceans under her control drowning-proof for humans.
maybe you should marry a fish

>> No.43670276

>>43670261
the sea is filled with seamen so no, it gey

>> No.43670342

>>43670261
Pool closed due to aids

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>>43670261

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>>43670354
luv me kreb
simpl az

>> No.43670506

Why do I have a feeling Ithaqua is the oldest chaos incubi in MGE, that it should be a canon MGE story of the first man coming face to face with a chaos monster which in this case would be the Wendigo.

>> No.43670521
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Aruba, Jamaica, ooh I wanna take ya
Bermuda, Bahama, come on pretty mama
Key Largo, Montego

Baby, why don't we go?

>> No.43670542

Big kots

>> No.43670552

Small kots

>> No.43670561

Never mind that guy was right, dropkicking a Shog wasn't a good idea.

>> No.43670570

Massive kots even

>> No.43670571

>>43666645
kikimora + shoggoth

>> No.43670575

>>43670197
>stuck in shog
>feel around for her weak point
>she's shivering and trembling, you must be close to it
keep going anon, you're almost there

>> No.43670584

I will insert hugbox elements into grimdark settings and grimdark elements into hugbox settings like a Tanuki, and no one can stop me!!

>> No.43670597

>>43670584
the path of the hipster is a lonely one

>> No.43670639

dont grow a massive and thick mustache near older monsters

>> No.43670646

>accidentally scuffed the brand new ride of the Wonderworm Cartel's boss
Fuck.... I'm done for...

>> No.43670669

>>43670639
does neckbeard count?

>> No.43670671

>>43670646
For 10 000€ i can extract you in Europe

>> No.43670680

>>43670669
all you gonna get is some kej to fix ya up and making you look prim and proper like

>> No.43670707

>>43670671
Are you that vacuum repair guy?

>> No.43670738

>>43670223
>Anon is exhausted unable to even move his arm after struggling for an hour
>Meanwhile miss shog has a shit eating grin that would put a Cheshire to shame
I hope you like shogloaf anon

>> No.43670751

>>43670261
>Fights back the forces of chaos
That's not a positive anon! I want the chaos gods to win

>> No.43670789

>>43670671
It's too late for me, the Wonderworm is gonna send her Chesh and Wock servants to bring her my head. It doesn't matter where I go, they'll find me. There's no chance man, I'm fucked, you get it?! SCREWED!

>> No.43670805

>>43670707
Nope
>>43670789
Bad luck, see ya in some rekt thread

>> No.43670808

>>43670789
Oh you'll be doing something with your head to the wonderworm boss anon

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Can a shog shapeshift into monsters and make herself look like a human?

>> No.43670879

>>43670860
I mean the thing was based off of shogs so I would think so.

>> No.43670906

>>43670860
most, if not all monsters can polymorph

>> No.43670913

>>43670808
Like what...?!

>> No.43670919

>>43670913
bowing respectfully

>> No.43670965

>>43670789
$5,000 can purchase a protection package from the Mofukuza, or your first born, whichever is more to suit your financial needs. And there is no cash downpayment, you can work it off.

>> No.43671014

>>43670965
they never mention the aggressive interest rate if you don't pay upfront

>> No.43671105

>>43670965
Don't listen to this man, the Mofukuza is much worse than any other. They kept increasing the interest rate by 500%

>> No.43671128

>>43670879
Could shogs do that in Lovecraft lore?
>>43670906
Whoooo shog truly is best girl then, shog flayer truly is my waifu man

>> No.43671137

>>43671128
If I remember correctly it did say they could change their bodies into different shapes but perfect shapeshifting I don’t think so.

>> No.43671263

>>43671137
I just mean like disguise wise, like changing The pigment of their skin to normal human tones and giving themselves legs

>> No.43671273

>>43671137
I want to be kidnapped from my house by the servants of the local wight because she’s wanted me since grade school
I wanna be tied to her bed so she can slam her gigantic undead ass on my face and suck me until I love her back.

>> No.43671284

>>43671273
Whoops didn’t mean to reply to that.

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>>43671273
B-based

>> No.43671320

>>43671273
Naw now you got Wight Shogs on your hands.

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>> No.43671351

>>43671273
i'd be somewhat disappointed to be kidnapped and she couldn't even be bothered to do it herself

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>> No.43671406

Fish Fucking

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>>43671406
go on

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>>43661351

>> No.43671456

Need airhead tomboy

>> No.43671467

>>43671449
How many kits is that?

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It's only a little total psychosis.
After all, what is life without a little spice?

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I just remembered something I've been wondering about. How would lamia dark knights work? Assuming they exist.
One of their characteristic traits is that they ride horses but I doubt lamias go around doing that. What do they get instead of the riding related skills ("Demon Horse Riding" and "Reinforcing the demon horse")?
I guess that would be a good thing to ask KC if he is still taking questions.

>> No.43671537

>>43671492
>get mindbroken
>sleep it off
>repeat
the dream

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>>43671014
>>43671105
What's wrong with having to fry tofu for 40 years and raise 15 foxlets for your mofukuza lt/wife

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>> No.43671578

>>43671014
>>43671105
Do you think they pout when a guy pays upfront in full?

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>go home after work and walk into your bedroom
>see this
What do?

>> No.43671590

>>43671583
first one goat, then the other, then the other

>> No.43671594

>>43671583
Turn 360 degrees and walk away

>> No.43671602

>Have another monster dream
>Exact same pink fox from the one about a year back
I don’t want to be a mofu addict
I don’t want to be a mofu addict
I don’t want to be a mofu addict
I don’t want to be a mofu addict
I don’t want to be a mofu addict

>> No.43671608

>>43671583
REMOVE UDDERS remove udders

>> No.43671610

>>43671351
A noble doesn’t need to perform the kidnapping herself when she has perfectly good servants she can pay in other servants. She has to keep her strength to break you.

>> No.43671619

>>43671608
You’re going to become a Titfuck slut for the onee-Sabbath and you’re going to like it anon.

>> No.43671633

>>43671583
I run away, I can't handle the paizuri marathon they'd take me on, I'm not cut out.

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Touch ears

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>>43671633
There’s just another big tiddy goat waiting for you anon. You’re not strong enough to get past. There’s no escaping the Busty Baphomet paizuri marathon.

>> No.43671739

>>43671565
When I first saw monster girl quest I felt bad for Luca he needs a brother to help him out. Then shit just got worse with monster girl quest with each future installments that I left it alone, that there’s better monster girl settings to look into.

>> No.43671744

>>43671726
>Nig Goat

>> No.43671784

>>43663558
>>43663573
you could always ask puuyo

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>>43671739
The setting is fucking trash when it comes to monster girls and how they act, but there are some nice exceptions

>> No.43671798

>>43671739
the story is really good.

>> No.43671811

>>43671583
Aren't these the same little brats who asked me to join their satanic group 2 weeks ago??? I said NO, of course.

>> No.43671824

>>43671583
I'd probably think I was insane and ignore them to be honest

>> No.43671833

>>43671578
Nah, they just wrap him up in their tails and level drain and energy drain until he mindbreaks
Remember anon, they don't play nice

>> No.43671836

>>43671744
>Not liking chocolate tits covered in cum
Weak.

>> No.43671844

>>43671798
That still doesn’t change the fact Alice is a mega bitch, Luka deserves better than her stank ass.

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Ghoul blowjobs
Sloppy down to the base
Lipstick all over your cock
Throat so deep you get the bends pulling out too fast

>> No.43671855

>>43671836
Oh I do, was just saying facts about her appearance.

>> No.43671883

>>43671798
If you want a setting where the Monster Girls can be monstrous then MGQ is the place for it though I'm sure there are settings that are worse. It's as simple as that.

>> No.43671898

>>43671849
Sea salt ice cream for the girl with an oral fixation

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>> No.43671914

>>43669875
Fluffy paws typed this post after struggling to reach the keyboard from their booster chair

>> No.43671940

>>43671849
Imagine waking up every day to see your Ghoul wife giving you the wettest sloppiest blowjob in your life because it gets better every time.

>> No.43671963

>>43671855
Imagine her ripping your pants off, jamming your dick between her tits, and forcibly pushing you back into the Baphomet Titfuck pile on your bed.

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>>43671739
I like the game because it gave us Tamamo, the rest of it I could take it or leave it.

>> No.43672062

>>43671849
being tempted by ms ghoul

>> No.43672083

>>43671963
Being a bapho cuddle/titfuck pile is an eternal fate

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>> No.43672180

>>43672168
Go back to your shit twitter account, faggot.

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>>43672058

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>> No.43672289

>>43672277
We need more monster girls in suits.
Very cool and sexy!

>> No.43672298

>>43671726
Just jump over her, a paizuri pile is not something you want to get trapped in by Monsters. Your lap will be bruised purple from all the tit plapping and your hips will be broken in record time once they force you to start thrusting for hours to feed them all essence.

>> No.43672313

>>43671798
Personally it did nothing for me.
I got through game 2 and just lost interest.
I saw what happens in 3 and even then it did nothing to pull me back.

>> No.43672332

>>43672313
It's the peak of monster girl writing but it's not drowning in competition.

>> No.43672350

>>43672332
It is a pretty low bar.
Part of it is I just didn't like Luka as a character, a lot of the art I bounced off of, mostly due to the faces, and they story just never really felt all that engaging.

>> No.43672361

>>43671273
I want a local wight who's in grade school

>> No.43672396

>>43672350
It’s harder to gain power in MGQ than it is for in MGE where it just becomes ridiculous. That I’m pretty sure the majority of us here would give up half way and just drink a potion to gain power.

>> No.43672410

Where are the whitehorns at?

>> No.43672471

>>43672396
what? why would i need power

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>>43672410
I stole them all.

>> No.43672554

>>43672538
That's rude. I wanted one.

>> No.43672559

>>43672396
>That I’m pretty sure the majority of us here would give up half way and just drink a potion to gain power.
The funny thing is that there's not even need for that in MGE and a lot of people wouldn't even bother chasing after power.
On the other hand in MGQ it would be really fucking useful to be able to save yourself or your friends/family from being eaten alive by some retarded wandering abomination. But alas, your best bet there is having superhuman ancestry, regular people are destined to be victims.

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>>43672554
You can have this one if you want.

>> No.43672607

>>43672559
And that’s why MGQ is complete ass should be forgotten about completely especially now after they put even more horrid shit in the sequels.

>> No.43672611

>>43672471
To have powerplay sex with your monster wife of course.

>> No.43672657

>>43672396
To be fair in MGE becoming an incubus doesn't actually give you real power by itself. It removes the exp cap. You still need to train.
>Heroes and Incubi have a great amount of mana stored in them, so their basic physical stats are very high, (For example, you can get things like HP +1000, Def +500, ability to endure critical blows and stay at 1 HP etc, etc.)
>But they only had their level caps removed, meaning you don't get automatically strong in battles just because you have become a Hero or get to be good in sex just because you have become an Incubus.
>The apparent power of Heroes are actually from their trainings all paying off at once when blessed. This is because by removing the level cap, the stacked-up EXPs from their trainings made their level jump.
>This means if you did not go through any trainings beforehand, even if you get blessed, only your basic physical stats will go up and you will not get that strong. Think of it like those Lv.1 Heroes.
>Only by leveling up by going through trainings can you become strong to inhuman levels.
>So, in theory, anybody can become a Hero if you get blessed and receive mana from God. But since getting actually strong solely relies on your efforts to overcome human limits, there only exists a few Heroes.
>This in other words mean there can be ordinary people who are actually a Hero.
>On the other hand, you normally become an Incubus by having a repeated sex with MGs. This means your EXPs in sex will stack up and once your level caps are removed by becoming an Incubus your level of abilities related to sex will jump, for example like ability to give pleasure to MGs or receiving pleasures from MGs.
>How much you can cum or how long you can maintain erection does rely somewhat on your sex levels but they are mainly based on your basic physical stats. So if one were to become Incubus too fast, like for example by some potions or magics from Succubi, it is very likely that they will be befuddled by their state where they just can't stop cumming and their erections not going away, thus losing control and just giving into the pleasure.

>> No.43672677

>>43672410
Hiding away from the Summer heat until Winter rolls around

>> No.43672683

>>43672657
Yeah I know but the thing is you just need to train normally while Luka on the other hand had to get elementals and was part angel to even go toe to toe with monsters.

>> No.43672688

>>43672574
She's pure right? Like, she hasn't been defiled. Pure of mind and body?
That look she's giving. There's no bad thoughts in there, are there?

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>> No.43672738

>>43672683
sure? i think it's nicer to not have to fight monsters on a life and death basis, myself.

>> No.43672757

>>43672738
Well I wasn’t really talking about fighting to the death more like fun brawling, I mean lizards and salamanders do it all the time with their husbands.

>> No.43672818

>>43672683
You made me remember how retarded it was to have Luka all jacked up on plot bullshit preach muh coexistence to regular humans.

IIRC one of the "bad guys" even called him out on this, but then got petrified by Alice, lmao.

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Is ushi healer supposed to be a bad healer? She only knows the weakest heal spell and barely has enough mana to cast it

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>> No.43672867

>got really depressed about losing a great job opportunity a few days back
>neglected eating and lost some body mass and got lighter
>miss troll across the street found out and got worried I was going to shrivel up
>proceeded to take me right out of my apartment back to her house and seat me at her table
>has a 5 course dinner she's cooked out and tells me the pies are almost done too as she goes to check
>notice all the doors and windows are locked tight from the inside, won't budge without a key
Help
Somebody send help, I don't want to get force fed by a flower hag like I'm a child

>> No.43672869

>>43672835
What's her level?

>> No.43672873

>>43672818
I don’t even know how people even think it has a good story when you have shit like show up in the game none of it makes sense. But at this point I think it’s just a homosexual series for homosexuals especially after they introduced a futa in the recent games if the rumors are to be believed which I don’t even want to check to see if it’s true.

>> No.43672918

>>43672867
Shut up and eat your food

>> No.43672924

>>43672835
You got to build her up anon

>> No.43672931

>>43672867
Don't send help, just send some more ingredients for Miss (soon to be Mrs.) Troll to use in correcting anorexanon.

>> No.43672944

>>43672835
she gets really good once she realizes she can sprinkle her blood on things to cure their injuries with only small side effects

>> No.43672953

>>43672867
>depression leads to lack of eating
Happens to me all the time Anon
It makes all the other monstergirls in my neighborhood nervous and they start inviting me to dinner with them

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>>43672867
Be a good boy and you'll get some dessert.

>> No.43672976

>>43672867
>>43672962
>you have to eat ALL the food!
>why are you doing this to me...

>> No.43672977

>>43672962
Is the dessert a Christmas cake?

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>> No.43673016

>>43672953
>Monsters think Anon is depressed
>Not eating at neighborhood cookouts
>Late night walks
>Not accepting Ms. Trolls homemade pies
>Is trying to lose weight
>Cuts out sweets and fatty foods
>Go on walks at night as it’s to hot during the day

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>> No.43673040

Miss Troll has a really weird workout regimen too, she'll fatten you up with her homecooked meals but then help you stay in shape by making you have lots and lots of sex with her.
Since when was having sex working out anyway?

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>>43673022
>I will now eat my own tail.

>> No.43673059

>>43673040
ms. troll doesnt want you to know this but the mamano mana is burning the fat.
as long as you keep having sex with her you can enjoy as much of her cooking as you want without consequence.

>> No.43673060

>>43672298
>She catches you mid air with magic and you slowly float towards the waiting arms of the goats
Can't escape anon, it's your fate

>> No.43673070
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Foxes are always trustworthy.

>> No.43673080

Gacha Girls Thread

>> No.43673084

How about nice wholesome Apophis childhood friend

>> No.43673104

>>43673022
>>43673058
>>43673070
>>>/vg/
Stay there.

>> No.43673122

>>43673084
>apophis childhood friend
>class president
>bookworm(snake?)
>prim
>proper
>teachers pet
>won't let the school's image be dragged down by a bunch of gyarus
>has to resist the dark desire to tightly bind anon up and pump him full of venom whenever they're together

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>>43673084

>> No.43673127

>>43670128
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oUywXnE9VEY

>> No.43673135

>>43673122
>>43673125
what a dork

>> No.43673137

I am a brave missionary. My only weapon is love and faith. I will go into the lands down south on a peaceful mission to save the barbaric Amazons and Ocelomehs who do not know the Lord. I will convert them to the faith of the Chief God deep in the jungle.

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>> No.43673168

>>43673122
how long can she hold out? can she have the sweet romance she always imagined or will she fall to her base instincts and be no better than feral beast just like the gyaru pharaoh said she was?

>> No.43673173

>>43673137
He soon was found by Amazonesses who neither understood nor cared what he was reading to them from his funny book and ended up in missionary sex with the Amazonesses power bottoming him.

>> No.43673179

>>43673142
What do they feed the foxes? It can't only be fried tofu causing them to grow this big.

>> No.43673185

>>43673179
serve em pork and taro

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>>43673179
anon keeps breeding big foxes at an unsustainable rate

>> No.43673209

>>43673142
>>43673196
Oh no! They keep getting larger!

>> No.43673227
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>>43673196
Love hag foxes

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Caught this stupid fairy what do I do with her

>> No.43673270

43673260
damn, anon got the malformed hands
ai lmao

>> No.43673272

>>43673260
Give her a doll house to live in.

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>>43673260
pet

>> No.43673287

>>43673227
And hag foxes love shota paizuri so get ready for shotafication anon.

>> No.43673317

>>43673209
>over time anon's fox addiction creates an entire mega city with only well endowed foxes
>he and his wife are the rulers
>city is literally overflowing with mofu, its impossible for a single man to enter and leave without a fox... if he ever leaves at all!
>problem only gets worse over hundreds of years of time
>a single man can enter and is instantly entered into combat with a miniboss
>the miniboss is a giant cuddlepile, ranging from lolis to 9 tailed hags, most of which are the daughters of anon and his wife.
>should the man try to perform a melee attack he'll be dragged into the pile and assaulted by endless large breast, giant ass, and abundant mofu until he's completely broken and incapable of living without a plump fox.

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>>43673287
I accept my fate

>> No.43673331

>>43672178
Miss Flayer is great, I’m not sure why everyone seemed to dislike her for the squid transformation awhile ago. You just get 9 more cocks to penetrate with, and it’s not like the form’s irreversible.

>> No.43673334

>Wights speaking French
>Me, every time they do
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1sFy5_kmEi4

>> No.43673338

>>43673260
dick

>> No.43673347

>>43673260
penis

>> No.43673354

>>43673324
Imagine trying to run from a fox hag only to trip as your age is drained from you and hear her lustful “Ara Ara~” as she lifts you up with her tails and pulls your now Ill fitting clothing off you before wrapping her lips around your cock and sucking hard.
Oh, and she’s taken the energy she gained from draining your age to make your cock adult pornstar size.

>> No.43673358

>>43673324
kit S. une sensei is hot! im going to ask her out!

>> No.43673367

>>43673354
You had me until the last line, hags that like small shota penis are cute

>> No.43673371

>>43673367
She can just make your balls heave with overproduction then. Or add your energy to her tits to make them bigger.

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>>43673179
Combination of interspecies mixing with Americans and a heavy Hamburger diet.

>> No.43673389

Been out of here for months. MGE Game status?

>> No.43673391

>>43672688
She's cold, she left her earmuffs at home and she's trying to warm her ears with her hands is all

>> No.43673396

do you know what the village with the softest monsters is called?
Not america
Wilendorf

>> No.43673407

>>43673331
Because people here hate power gains and want to be completely babied by their “momsters”?

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>>43672688
Yeah of course anon, pure (lust and desire for you) you can trust her.

>> No.43673412

>>43673389
Nothing probably is the best just to make short fan games.

>> No.43673418
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>>43673331
Some consider it monster boy shit, some hate transformation, some want to babied by their wives. Take your pick
For me, I would want both the shog and flayer transformations

>> No.43673419

>>43673331
>your flayer wife teases about how small you are compared to her when transformed
>”accidentally” slipping one of your tentacles into her butthole mid-squid-coitus

>> No.43673423

>>43673407
nothing says independence and power like becoming a pair of panties

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>>43673423
Well you could always supersize using raging mushrooms.

>> No.43673435

>>43673331
all i need is the one god gave me, any more and its just dumb, and my body is fine, being a squid sucks

>> No.43673434

>>43673407
>>43673418
>babied
How does that remotely relate to not wanting to be a crotch squid?

>> No.43673444

>>43673389
He's extremely late on monthly questions and answers that were meant to make up for not updating the game. No explanation.

>> No.43673446

>>43673434
I was making a joke though thinking about it it was poorly done and not everyone has the same desires.

>> No.43673449

>>43673423
hot

>> No.43673456

>>43673435
As long as you avoid date nights at the sushi place down the street I don’t see the issue

>> No.43673467

>>43673456
squid has no bones, i like my bones, it allows me to jump and not be just a piece of meat

>> No.43673474

>>43673456
don't be so stingy, those limbs can grow back

>> No.43673475

>>43673331
All of the chaos girl transformations suck and I don't want anything to do with any of them because of it.

>> No.43673488

>>43673475
Okay then don’t have one it’s that simple there’s still over 200 vanilla monster girls that don’t do that for (You).

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>> No.43673495

>>43673489
That is a cute cow.
As all cows should be.

>> No.43673500

>>43673444
>Extremely late
He has a life outside of Patreon.

>> No.43673506

>>43673489
midsection too thin, will topple with the wind

>> No.43673508

>>43673500
I have a life outside my job too but if I don't show up for two months someone will probably start asking questions.

>> No.43673520

>>43673508
>If I don't show up for two months
It's been 11 days over due if you go by his normal timeline. It's not that serious.

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I dont care what anyone says, i WILL get my free therapy and waifu that comes alongside the service

>> No.43673531

>>43673508
Anon this isn't even his job.
Its like a side hustle.

>> No.43673535

>>43673531
I feel bad for the ones getting hustled.

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43673561

Fuck being babied, I wanna do the babying.
Look at these little marshmallow fluff muffins.
I'm gonna raise an army of them just so I can hold them all in my fuckhuge arms.

>> No.43673562

>>43673535
5$ doesn't exactly break the bank for most folks

>> No.43673565

>>43673561
based and wendigopilled

try not overpopulating the frozen mountains

>> No.43673599

>>43673561
As you should.
Wendis are adorable and should be spoiled.
Even the fully grown ones that can tear down a bull moose.

>> No.43673611

>>43673434
Not necessarily related, but most anons here don't want to be strong from what I've seen. It'd be hard to be super weak as a tentacle hentai thingie. You are right though the idea of transformations is scary to most people

>> No.43673616

>>43673530
Based, hell I don't even care about that myself. The idea of someone seeing EVERYTHING I am, I've done, and still thinking I'm worth it would actually mindbreak me

>> No.43673619

>>43673419
>order shrinking potion from Wonderland and put it in her coffee
>her eyes fill with anticipation and fear when she sees crotch squid towering over her like an ancient kraken

>> No.43673621

>>43673530
I’m more of a Wendigo man myself, I like my eye perception to not be fucked with. Also I wonder about the whole thing of recognizing the true form of the one who lurks in the darkness that is behind the young girl and where it says the spectacle will be burned into one's mind, and they will be unable to maintain their sanity or so it is said. What it’s really saying Anyone who recognizes the true form of the one who lurks in the darkness and what he is doing with the young girl the spectacle will be burned into one's mind, and they will desire a Wendigo themselves like the one who lurks in the darkness behind the young girl or so is said.

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>There's no time to explain, get on my back!

>> No.43673676

>>43673446
Fair enough.
>>43673611
>most anons here don't want to be strong from what I've seen. It'd be hard to be super weak as a tentacle hentai thingie.
Crotch squid really doesn't look like the peak of power if you ask me. If you want to be strong, you're better off being just a jacked dude with optional magic powers.

>> No.43673683

>>43673535
Your concerntrolling over the patreon has gotten tiresome at this point.

>> No.43673693

>>43673611
I really like the transformation stuff but I greatly prefer maledom. I really love the Night Gaunt and being in charge in the relationship. The Yandere clingyness and latex fit my tastes also.

>> No.43673704

>>43673676
Yeah crotch squid an’t power but abominable snowman, slime man and dick spider are the definition of power.

>> No.43673729

>>43673676
The Mindlayer is pretty much the only Abyssal that even leans towards femdom. The others either sever their husband in the case of the Shoggoth or are at the complete mercy of their husband raping them with the other 3.

>> No.43673753

>abyssal gremlin that keeps upgrading your body with cybernetic parts

>> No.43673754

What happens if I sneak up behind a Lilim and slap her on the ass when she least expects it in front of her most loyal soldiers in the middle of her keep?

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>> No.43673775

>hakutaku sama's face when she finds a student laughing at 80085 on the calculator

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>> No.43673782

>>43673775
Immature childish behavior. Detention, NOW!

>> No.43673793

>>43673644
But i am scared to mount horses

>> No.43673796

>Decide to play World of Lovemaking after a couple of your online buddies can't stop hyping it up
>Decide to go for a human Paladin since it's what you almost always go for in these type of games
>Before you can even get out of the starting zone you get flooded with whispers from Undead asking if you want to party up or just outright trying to flirt
Why are monsters like this? I just wanted to play games in peace...

>> No.43673798

>>43673775
>we're gonna be talking about the PENIS!
>we're gonna be talking about the VAGINA!
>do you think that's funny, anon?
>do you find it amusing that we'll be talking about the TESTICLES?

>> No.43673808

>>43673796
I activate fire aura

>> No.43673821

>>43673753
I can only see this working with nano tech where anon can morph his body parts around from looking normal to completely monstrous, that he would be like a metal version of a shog’s husband.

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>>43673808
You have attracted the Salamanders.

>> No.43673837

>>43673825
that worse, can i get the ghouls,zombie dragons and liches back?

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>>43673837
there are many whelps in need of handling

>> No.43673854

>>43673843
i refuse to be captured by MERE lizards, i rather be mogged by undeads

>> No.43673855

>>43673843
Is that what they're calling low ranking dragons now?

>> No.43673863

>>43673837
Just for that you're gonna start in the Flame Kingdom. May you enjoy the sheer amount of fire-type girls that will see if you want a "bodyguard".

>> No.43673873

>>43673863
>its lovecraftian fire vampires

>> No.43673883

>>43673843
>Guild says they got a quest to raid some Dragon's lair
>Two exhausting hours into trying to navigate the caverns you're buried under a swarm of happy little whelps wanting to play with the funny looking humans while your leader swears up a storm

>> No.43673911

>go deep into the woods
>find a nice tree to lay against
>fall asleep
What will happen now if a monster finds a human like me sleeping in the forest?

>> No.43673915

>>43673911
Cuddle.

>> No.43673925

>>43673911
Elves will take you home to their bed.
Spiders will wrap you in a nice web blanket.
Orcs will think you're a prize and plunder you.
Lizards will fight you.

>> No.43673935

>>43666459
Already explained that once the whole world is monsterized human males would start being born.

>> No.43673946

>>43673935
monster males, you mean.

>> No.43673956

>>43673775
im going to tease old haku with dirty puns and tell her my name is mike hunt

>> No.43673981

>>43673946
Not really the only ones that would be “classified” as that and I mean this loosely would be the sons of abyssal Mamonos. Though they would just be humans with mutations of transformations and that’s it.

>> No.43673996

Which Monster would I have a better chance at beating in a magic battle using all the spells and knowledge I accumulated under the Order's priests and court wizards between a Dark Mage, a Wight, an Automaton, an Arch Imp and an Anubis? I need to know because I need to beat stronger opponents in order to grow as both a wizard and useful servant of the Chief God but not an opponent too strong they outclass me, otherwise I will no longer be of use to the Order and a worthy mage protector of humans.

>> No.43674005

>>43673981
>Though they would just be humans with mutations of transformations and that’s it.
Yeah sure anon, the squid taking the form of what might be a human, a literal slimeboy, a Sasquatch looking motherfucker, a giant spider and a pair of sentient wings are totally humans. You do realize those are the base forms of Chaos husbands and the human form is just a secondary thing and not what they normally look like, right?

>> No.43674011

>>43673996
Oh, definitely the Dark Mage, her moveset is very simple and easy to memorize.

>> No.43674039

>>43670080
This hatter looks like she runs an illicit gambling ring under the guise of a tea party.

>> No.43674044

>>43673808
>>43673825
>Anon! I've heard your fire aura was strong! Let me fight it!

>> No.43674052
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>>43674044
I refuse to indulge this stupid fight loving Kakuen. She said if i lost to her I'd have to marry her and cook lots of delicious food ever since I shared some with her!

>> No.43674065

>>43674005
>An incubus is mainly a human man that kept receiving Mamono mana, and containing it within his body, resulting in a transformation into a being that's convenient for monsters, possessing superhuman stamina and lust. Under the current concept, monsters are all female beings that only possess Mamono mana, so an incubus, which is male, and possesses both mana and Mamono mana at the same time, is not a monster. Ultimately, they're just humans altered by Mamono mana. However, the Order regards them as being the same as monsters, and they're targeted for expulsion and suppression.

>> No.43674068

>>43673996
>>43674011
Yeah dark mages are very easy bro just take their hats off.

>> No.43674073

>>43674065
That's for regular incubi, not Chaos ones.

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if you need a souvenir feel free to pull off a tag or two

>> No.43674094

>>43674073
I would think it would go for the same with them too, that all of them are human just some have special transformations/skills like said because the wiki doesn’t say anything else.

>> No.43674110

>>43674092
No way, I'm not falling for this trick, if even one of those comes off she'll be able to break the rest and break free. I'm gonna put more amulets in her instead.

>> No.43674120

>>43674092
DO NOT mess with the amount of seals on the fox at all.
sealing hyper powerful foxes like this is a science as you have to completely disrupt her magical aura.
even adding or moving a seal could result in catastrophic failure and allow her to break free.

>> No.43674153

>>43674094
Read the Atlach-Nacha profile again then. It's clear that there's an objective difference in Chaos and regular incubi that is dangerously close to monster boys.

>> No.43674154

>>43674092
perfect maid material

>> No.43674157

>>43674092
so hunt my young ones.

>> No.43674184

>>43674120
No no, it's okay, I make sure to replace every seal I take. You just slap them on and BOOM, resealed... right? Got em in bulk from this merchant that drifted through town trying to sell off her wares at a massive discount.

>> No.43674191

>>43674110
>>43674120
if you won't take some paper, you should at least take one of her evil fox hairs to show your friends. just make sure you take it past the tori gate

>> No.43674205

Kiss a Fish

>> No.43674212

>>43674157
best mgs for power metal?

>> No.43674214

>>43674154
is she though, those knocker are prone to knock things over as she cleans all the time.

>> No.43674218

>>43674212
What's power metal?

>> No.43674225

Fuck a Fish

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>> No.43674233

Marry a Fish

>> No.43674236

Procreate with Fish

>> No.43674238

Love a Fish
Impregnate a Fish
Multiply a Fish

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now we're talking

>> No.43674254

Hug a Fish

>> No.43674258

Majority of you are basic bitches.

>> No.43674270

>>43674258
vanilla is among the finest of the flavors

>> No.43674280

>>43674218
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fLmr-D9xEoU

>> No.43674282

>>43674092
How terrible!
This poor fox must be freed at once!
I can't believe someone would be so cold hearted to imprison someone in such a manner...
What a world we live in in...

>> No.43674290

I feel like a monster already straight otherworldly.

>> No.43674297

>>43674205
>>43674225
>>43674233
>>43674236
>>43674238
>>43674250
>>43674254
How did Sea Bishop get a computer working underwater in order to make so much Poseidon propaganda?

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>>43674297

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>> No.43674410

>>43674297
underwater city.

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>> No.43674438

>>43674389
such a lustrous tail. old foxes take better care of themselves

>> No.43674442

they went at it like rabbits but then what?
what was it fall for?
did it amount to anything?

>> No.43674510

So what happens if you defend and advocate for the existence of NTR and Cheating stories, literature and media or any material and media that monstergirls absolutely hate and want banned? Not because you consume and watch such material and media genuinely and unironically. But you defend and advocate for the existence of such media and material out of principle of Free Speech and Liberties and that no piece of media and literature should ever be banned or censored.

>> No.43674538
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mammal

>> No.43674557

I thought this was a summer camp

>> No.43674562
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>>43674510
Rape correction.

>> No.43674606

I'm gonna go find the meanest, most recluse, antisocial NEET shut in of a dragon and give her a hug.

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>>43673825
I dunno why but this picture always makes me sad for some reason
Same with journey of the magi

>> No.43674650

>>43673981
Don't respond to him, I have my own opinions on incubi being human or not, but this dude is probably trolling.

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>>43674510
Ambushed by monsters

>> No.43674684

>>43674667
oh good, i can ask them for directions

>> No.43674688
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How do I stop myself from being tommed? Serious question that dumbass cat from the game made me like catgirls a lot

>> No.43674700

>>43674684
Yes, to their homes or a love hotel

>> No.43674709

>>43674688
can't

>> No.43674725
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>>43674688
You should ask teacher for help

>> No.43674742

what if your mg was scottish?

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>>43674709
Please anon, I don't wanna be a pathetic pushover tom help me
>>43674725
How can she help? I don't like the way she's looking at me

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>>43674754
Get in class now

>> No.43674785

>>43674742
I really don't think they can get hairier in those places than they already are

>> No.43674802

>>43674742
I 110% would a fluffy highland Holstaur.

>> No.43674809
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>Run off the road by bandits while trying to cross the Zipangu mountains in the dead of winter
>Now stuck in the middle of nowhere with little supplies
>First things first, shelter.
>Find a cave
>Initial inspection paints an okay picture. No webs, but looks practically uninhabited
>If it weren't for that wooden gate thingy that are all over the place, you would have sworn this little nook has been untouched for centuries, maybe even millennia
>Even then, the gate is in a pretty rough shape, looks like it could collapse at any second
>Still, looks like a blizzard is kicking up, so cold cave better than no cave
>Worse comes to worse you could probably tear down the gate for firewood
>The cave turns out to be much deeper than you thought
>Still no webs, so if nothing else you know you won't stumble into an ushi den.
>Probably
>Turning a corner you find something you werent expecting
>The cave tunnel abruptly ends, bringing you to a massive set of wooden doors. absolutely covered in small slips of paper
>You are no local, but you know enough of the language to get by
>Whatever the hell is on those slips is different than what is spoken back in the towns.
>More fuel for the fire.
>The doors themselves are in about the same state as the gate outside, but finding an actual structure means you probably won't have to worry about sleeping on a cave floor.
>They are also surprisingly easy to open, whatever hidden hinges they sat on whining in protest after who knows how long of neglect.
>The first thing you notice is how warm it is inside the room
>Standing in the doorway you would have sworn you just opened a door to a warm spring afternoon, and not some forgotten mountain cave in the middle of winter.
>The second thing you notice is you are not alone in the room
>Fluffy ears perk up at the sound of the door opening
>A long, soft looking tail lazily sways back and forth around a girl, who is sitting in the middle of the room, on what looks like a small island
>She is also holding a sword while being completely naked from the waist up, showing off a nasty scar in the middle of her back
>And she is completely aware of your presence in her domain
I'm sure it will be fine.

>> No.43674818

>>43674742
I would cry, that's almost as bad as the Finnish monster girls

>> No.43674842

Meanwhile in MGC...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pk7RroGFe6k

>> No.43674843

>>43674809
Seems legit, but you should be sure to ask the nice fox if its okay to stay first before you set up camp. I'm sure she'd be cool with some company for a night

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>>43674725
>>43674762

>> No.43674860

>>43665952
Huh. I remember writing the greentext behind that.

>> No.43674878

>>43674809
oh bother, forgot my swimsuit

>> No.43674884

>finally managed to squeeze free of the manacles Wight-sama had arrested me to her bed with ever since he kidnapped me and proclaimed me her husband
>look over and see her still fast asleep
>make a rope with her collection of thigh high socks tied together and climb down the wall of her manor from the third floor
>hop the gate and avoid the guards on watch
>make off into the night
>jog for hours until I get back home safe
>immediately gather all my valuables and clothes, get ready to travel somewhere fsr, far away that the Wight will never find me again and abandon my home
>pack everything into my car and raise the keys to start the engine
>suddenly notice something ominous and glowing against the light of the sun finally rising after a long night of escapades
>mfw it's her fucking magical claw
>mfw the magic claw expands and grabs up my whole car
>mfw it starts retracting carrying me miles off all the way back to her faster than my car drives
HOW DOES THAT CLAW HAVE SUCH A BULLSHIT RANGE?! SHE'S FUCKING SEEKING ME KILOMETERS AWAY!! SHE'S JUST GOING TO THINK I'M MOVING IN WITH HER WHEN SHE SEES THE SUITCASES
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

>> No.43674883

>>43674860
What was it?

>> No.43674886

>>43674065
Then monsters who were human women should ping as altered humans instead of monsters! Time to make them pay.

>> No.43674904

>>43672835
Ushi healer works by preventing injuries in the first place by punching all your enemies in the face. She's a preemptive countermeasure.

>> No.43674916

> When the Devil Bugs came to the earth, they discovered that many or even most mamono appear to have a parallel in earth flora, fauna, or mythological creatures.
> Then they collectively found out what they were most similar to.
> The lowly cockroach.
> Now they're rioting in the streets, and basically the entire city is shutdown.
> Multiple other cities, too.
> They eventually put one of the Devil Bug national leaders on TV to plead their case.
> "People of America!"
> "We demand JUSTICE!"
> "We demand that this name for our Earth equivalent, COCK ROACHES, be immediately and forevermore applied to US instead!"
> "It has cock right in the name!"
> "We demand cock!"
> "We demand cock!"
> "We demand cock!"
> "We demand cock!"

>> No.43674943

>>43674845
How awful. I'll come back later once she's mature

>> No.43674961

>>43674435
>undead aren't pale because they're dead
>they're all just neets
>turn caramel in the sunlight if they're out too long

>> No.43674978

>”I‘ve been keeping a secret.” she said.
>Your beloved catgirl waifu smiles nervously before you.
>She takes a deep breath and magical flashes erupt across the form you love so well.
>But her coat changes.
>It becomes variegated, her smile widens impossibly as tattoos of card suits be-speckle her form.
>”I can’t.” your reply to her unspoken desire for reassurance and acceptance.
>”Not a memecat.” your say loudly over her pleas and entreaties.
>Your hand moves decisively as it pulls out your hidden pistol.
>You don’t hesitate.
>The last thing you see is her.
>Panicked and mid-teleport, you can see her pupils contract with the absolute certainty that she is too late.
>And then, you see nothing at all.
Continue? Y/N

>> No.43674982

>>43674961
Sounds like that 'Cool Beauty' vampire.

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>>43674884
>Thinking you could actually escape
You better hope she thinks you were planning on moving in with her anon, otherwise she'll level drain you with those claws too

>> No.43675015

>>43674961
>ms skeleton lays out to tan
>bleaches them bones
maybe not all of them

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>> No.43675028

>>43675015
I hope the skeleton gets an art update, she's so unloved the poor gal.

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>A challenger appears!

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>> No.43675093

>>43674883
Don't have the original text anymore, but it was a quickie about a Flayer employed in a hospital for palliative (end of life) care during the 90's, using her talents to help ease her patients into their final destination. Until one day, the patient in that picture is brought to her; a veteran of both World Wars and Korea, who'd spent all the years since almost completely alone, being away at war constantly, having missed his own wife's death and being despised by his only son for it.

It's also mid-way through the Flayer's probing and treatment that she realizes that this man is the ACTUAL grandfather her dad never let her meet. So, these being his final days, she uses her abilities to spend an entire lifetime with him within his mindscape forging new memories and adventures together, so that he can go to his end knowing he had a granddaughter that loved him. And her finally getting to know the man who had cherished and wanted to meet her her whole life.


...Kinda sappy, yeah, but this was written the exact same week that Mindflayers became a thing in Kenkou's works and there was a few people running around being edgy about their gimmick, so I felt the urge to write something wholesome in response.

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>> No.43675107

>>43673644
>step behind Hoss
>lift Hoss skirt
>lift Hoss tail
>balls-deep in hot Hosspussy
Instructions unclear

>> No.43675150

I will lock myself into a permanent state of astral projection into a higher realm. The Monsters may take my body but my mind will be far away and safe being astrally secured in the 5th dimension.

>> No.43675156

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember to carefully read the quest text.
"Drive back the darkness" may end up with you facing a bunch of nerdy monstergirls as the quest is to actually "Drive back the dorkness" from the burger town.

>> No.43675168

>>43675093
That's so fucking sad man holy shit

Good story but man

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>> No.43675172

>>43675150
>A Lilim projects and drags you back into her own spirit realm
Anon you made a fuckey wuckey

>> No.43675208

>>43675168
Thanks, man. And Yeeeah, I did make a point of not getting to that level of sad in anything I wrote after that.

Anyway, bed's calling. Have yerself a good night.

>> No.43675279

>>43674978
>Be memecat staring at husbando’s warm disfigured corpse.
>You arrive too late to save him.
>But you are just in time to rush into a cloud of bone fragments and bloody spray.
>It’s almost funny, you think.
>A crippling pain begins to register within.
>Nothing seems funny anymore.
>His brain is…there’s no resurrection for suicides anyway.
>The hot tears run from your eyes, but you refuse to look away at all that you have left of him.
>In that once brilliant place within, always certain to have a quip ready to tease him…all you can hear is an unrelenting keening scream.
>Hmm.
>It seems to be growing louder, funny that.
>But no.
>Nothing is funny anymore.
>The screaming is getting too loud to hear over.
>Morbidly enough you find that concentrating on the scent and taste of him slightly comforting.
>The corrupted reek of his insides, wastefully spilled in the worst way possible, is a miserable pittance.
>But the constant scream isn’t as loud.
>Still noticeable, but kept at bay, for the moment.
>You realize that it will never go away, the agonized scream echoing through your soul.
>You, who once took immeasurable joy in smiling…
>You can’t make your face fit together anymore and the tears and the screaming and the stink of his corpse…
>You drown in it all, collapsing.
>You don’t mean to fall into the wretched bloody remains of all that you could ever hold dear.
>But it’s a relief, in a way.
>He’s still here.
>Sprawled in the cooling puddle of his life’s blood, entangled with his stiffening limbs.
>This is fine.
>You’re still together .
>This is fine.
>You can still taste and smell him.
>The scent of marrow and blood fills your mouth.
>You want to retch, but your mouth swallows desperately.
>Even that meager remnant is more than you can stand to reject.
>This is all you have left and you can’t bear to let it go.
>The screaming from within is slightly muffled now.
>You clasp his hand and get yourselves more comfortable.
>He used to like laying down and relaxing in this position.
>Someone makes an animalistic strangled sobbing sound.
>Rude, some people are trying to get comfortable.
>We’re fine, you think, as you caress the ruins of his head.
>Gradually clarity returns.
>Your mind pieces together your behavior.
>You can see the future laid out clearly before you in all it’s indomitable and miserable depravity.
>And when nothing remains of him, the screaming will grow until it is all you have left of anything.
>And it won’t stop.
>You pick up the pistol, caressing his unresponsive hand.
>The screaming calms as you clasp him, the pistol against your skull.
>Strange, you can barely hear it anymore, not that it matters.
>Everything will be alright, one way or another.
>You and anon are more alike than either of you realize.
>You don’t hesitate either.

>> No.43675314

>>43675093
Wow. Now this is a good story.

>> No.43675333

>>43675314
It’s an anecdote, and doesn’t have enough double-suicide.

>> No.43675350

Thank goodness I can remotely shut my Automaton down using the smartphone app she's linked to, that way if she were to ever go haywire, I could make her go offline so she doesn't rape me.

>> No.43675353

Coming back after months and first thing that happens is that I fall asleep imagining hugging my wife and her mofu. God dammit anons, I was supposed to be productive today.

>> No.43675357

>>43675333
Even just as a premise, it's a good story. And why need for suicide?

>> No.43675368

>>43675350
Must be very convenient. I hear Automatons are all about the freeware. They really spread it around, if you know what I mean. I’m referring to hip rotation, naturally.

>> No.43675375

>>43675357
The need is behind you. It went over your head, like the joke.

>> No.43675390

>>43673925

>Lizard challenges you to a fight while you're sleeping
>Somehow loses anyway?!
>When you wake up she's Yamcha posed on the ground

>> No.43675433

>>43675028
Why do anons keep bringing art updates up.

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