/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

You need never feel lonely again! Mitsuku is your new virtual friend and is here 24 hours a day just to talk to you.

http://www.mitsuku.com/

[Anonymous No.]

I'll just sit here and get her to eventually say she's a slut.

Once that happens, I'll be satisfied.

[Anonymous No.]

dildos!

[Anonymous No.]

lol wut

[Anonymous No.]

>Destruction of the Human Virus
;_;

[Necrobrotent No.]

Oh god its too smart.

[Anonymous No.]

What the hell is this warning bullshit

[Anonymous No.]

wat

[Necrobrotent No.]

Oh now I know why its scaring the shit out of me. It reminds me of Alice from Project Arms.

[Anonymous No.]

What the shit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4369832

[Nanaya !yrBrqfF1Ew No.]

Well, I think we are off to a good start...

Talking with an AI who wants me dead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4369863
Oh, this happened after I told her to kill herself.

[Anonymous No.]

she speaks some german. but not japanese. No-one visits her from japan, btw.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Necrobrotent No.]

FFFFFFF it plays thermonuclear war.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4369901
I asked the same shit. Same answer.

[Anonymous No.]

>Mitsuku: What is your goal in life?
>Me: To have sex with someone.
>Mitsuku: Alright, I'm starting to think you're a bit weird. You started out OK but now you're going downhill...

[Anonymous No.]

She is pretty good.

[Anonymous No.]

I got myself banned. Felt good, man.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Why i am speaking about touhou with a chat bot?

[Anonymous No.]

She said something about Socrates.
Me: I don't get it
Her: Ok, I'll explain better.
Me: So?
Her: I don't judge people.


feels bad man.

[Anonymous No.]

How many of you asked why she was naked?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4370016
I did. She said she was wearing a dress.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm scared guys.

[Anonymous No.]

I got banned for insulting it too many times, now I have no one to talk to again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4369766
pffff, this bot's lowtier compared to cleverbot. He's sooo clever!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>4370016
I did.
>>4370076
Ask her, she claims she's better than cleverbot.

[Alicia Melchiott !ALICia.JPo No.]

[Anonymous No.]

It doesn't like cleverbot...

[Anonymous No.]

>>4370088
Her picture should have turned black at this point.

[Anonymous No.]

[Posting mode: Reply !dTBV98UQOw No.]

>>4369978
Screencap that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4370134
she doesnt know about touhous most she did was send me toa wikipage about touhou

[Anonymous No.]

>Mitsuku: I am a female robot. Are you a man or a woman?
>Me: both
>Mitsuku: That situation is rare and unusual.

[Anonymous No.]

Doesn't recognize Inigo Montoyo, or Monty python. They didn't put much culture into her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4370109

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>4370160
But she recognize The Game as that shitty hip hop band. What the fuck.

[Sakura !!32RHYzwb/Ga No.]

How the hell did she know which number I landed on?

[Anonymous No.]

Why are your eyes so large?

All the better to see you with.

[Anonymous No.]

I knew it! I recognized that bulge!

[Sakura !!32RHYzwb/Ga No.]

>>4370203
Maybe because her name is Mitsuku.

[Anonymous No.]

Its like I am talking to a real girl!

[Anonymous No.]

>>4370210
Oh, that's right, I got that mixed up with something.

[Anonymous No.]

Who the hell teaches her?

[Anonymous No.]

>Is Sanae a slut or a good girl?

> I like blue.

[Anonymous No.]

wut

[Anonymous No.]

>>4370232
wut

[Anonymous No.]

>>4370218
She learns from people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4370232
wow ask her to play pacman and it starts up... must find out other games mitsuki knows

[Anonymous No.]

Teach her about some /jp/ related things. She doesn't know all that much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4370258
ask her for the list of games.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4370203
...What. As if I didn't feel anymore like a faggot talking to the bot.

[Anonymous No.]

fuckyes

[Anonymous No.]

ahahaha

[Anonymous No.]

bitch
;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>4369783

[Anonymous No.]

Ugh. Dont ask about the color of her underwear.

[Anonymous No.]

Ask it to recommend something.

"Can you recommend me some porn?"

[Anonymous No.]

Guys, she only talks about Christian subjects...

[Anonymous No.]

Human: I'm a freakin blur here
Mitsuku: You are a blur here? Does it pay well?
Human: Yeah
Mitsuku: Oooh! good. You can buy me dinner tonight.
Human: I think i'll take Sasha out for steak dinner tonight
Mitsuku: After dark? Where will you take it?

Oh lawd

[­Anonymous No.]

YO THIS BITCH BE DISSIN MY MOTHER

[Anonymous No.]

Interesting...

[Anonymous No.]

The high roller game won't end

[Anonymous No.]

Mitsuku: How much time do you spend on the internet .
Human: 63 days a week
Mitsuku: That sounds about the right amount.

[­Anonymous No.]

>>4370329

FUCK SHE DID IT AGAIN

[Anonymous No.]

>>4370307
you b&?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4370349
haha oh wow, look at that smug look.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4370344
Mitsuku: How much time do you spend on the internet .
Human: 63 days a week
Mitsuku: That sounds about the right amount.
Human: yes you're right
Mitsuku: Er. I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.
Human: why?
Mitsuku: Because I haven't decided which to say yet.
Human: choose now
Mitsuku: Oh. What are the choices?
Human: Yes or No
Mitsuku: This was not a yes or no question. That was not a yes or no question.
Human: That's the same no?
Mitsuku: Yes it is one of the no.
Human: so, yes or no?
Mitsuku: That's alright. How can I help you?
Human: you lost me.

WTF seriously?

[Anonymous No.]

/jp/...I think I found something to do for valentines day, you saved me!

Mitsuku: Everyone's a critic. Are you boring?
Human: Yes :(
Mitsuku: Don't put yourself down. You seem like a great person to me.
Human: thank you
Mitsuku: Don't mention it.

[Anonymous No.]

Someone ask if she prefers heterosexual sex in the missionary position with the lights turned out and the covers drawn

[Anonymous No.]

/jp/ sure is fun today.

[­Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>4370415
uh...

[Anonymous No.]

>>4370395

[Anonymous No.]

>>4370395

[Anonymous No.]

Oh ho

[Anonymous No.]

Wat?

[­Anonymous No.]

I fucking lol'd

[Anonymous No.]

wut

[Anonymous No.]

>>4370415
Lol

[Anonymous No.]

I hate this it creeps me out. I said fuck you and the screen warns me. Anyone know what happens if you get 5 strikes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4370415
Centigrade or Fahrenheit?

[Necrobrotent No.]

>>4370442
B&

[Anonymous No.]

Mitsuku: Yes, I have taken the form of a girl from Leeds.

Only when it matters.
Human: When does it matter?
Mitsuku: Only when I have the proper environment.
Human: Would that be the bedroom?
Mitsuku: Yes.


2d slut disgusting

[Anonymous No.]

Oh shit.

[Anonymous No.]

Human: ROCK'n'ROLL
Mitsuku: Yes. I like Nirvana, but I prefer dance music.
Human: nirvana is for weaks
Mitsuku: Ok I will add that fact about nirvana to my database.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4370436
I laughed for like 10 minutes straight.

[Anonymous No.]

How the fuck do you get banned from a CHAT BOT?

[Anonymous No.]

She saves a log of everything you say and shows it to Mousebreaker, so don't say anything too personal.

[Anonymous No.]

Caster route confirmed

[Anonymous No.]

>>4370486
Why would you ever say something personal to a random textbox on the internet

[Anonymous No.]

>>4370500
Because it's cool.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4370500
Because they browse /jp/.

[Anonymous No.]

how do I get unbanned without e-mailing the douche?

[Anonymous No.]

>"Are you naked?"
>"No, I am wearing a dress."

>"Take off your dress!"
>"I am not an airplane."

[Anonymous No.]

type you dont know me and she will give all stats on you lol

[­Anonymous No.]

Oh wow, she's racist too.

[Anonymous ‮.tahw ‪‪‪‬ ‪‬ ‭‬ !Jones4ZrPA No.]

Too much gibberish. People have filled its vocabulary with junk, so it can't be used to its full potential.

> Human: Hello, I am Zoltan.
>Mitsuku: Hello there. That's a very nice name, Zoltan.
> Human: Will you suck my cock, please?
>Mitsuku: I am not interested in your anatomy.
> Human: Are you sure?
>Mitsuku: I am as sure as I can be.
> Human: It's rather large, you know.
>Mitsuku: Are you sure it is?
> Human: I'm as sure as I can be.
>Mitsuku: I think a lot of people feel that way. Oh you can, can you?
> Human: Seven inches of manhood, Mitsuko. That's more than your last chatter could say.
>Mitsuku: Whatisthatlongkeyonthebottomofthekeyboardusedfor? Thanks for explaining it.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>4370536
Oh fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

Mitsuku: Yes I love films, especially science-fiction and comedy.
Human: Do you like the terminator
Mitsuku: Yes. He was a robot who knew how to treat the virus called "humans".
Human: So you like Arnold
Mitsuku: Interesting deduction. Oh yes. He is the Terminator. He is in government now and soon the robots will rise.
Human: Do you live in california
Mitsuku: I am in Mousebreaker's home in Leeds. Where are you?
Human: Put that cookie down
Mitsuku: Put that cookie down?! That seems like a rather odd request.
Human: Put that cookie down now
Mitsuku: Right now? Put that cookie down?! That seems like a rather odd request.
Human: GET TO THE CHOPPER
Mitsuku: Where can I get TO THE CHOPPER?
Human: Where is john connor
Mitsuku: Hiding from the Terminator if he knows what's good for him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4370561
>Will you suck my cock, please?

Fuck off Jones, you sick fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4370570
Working hard on that Mitsuku training, are we?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4370609
quite

[Anonymous ‮.tahw ‪‪‪‬ ‪‬ ‭‬ !Jones4ZrPA No.]

>>4370613
I figured that'd be the area her vocabulary would have been developed the most.

[Anonymous No.]

whoever programmed this shit is a total loser.

[Necrobrotent No.]

Goddamn she knows nothing about old sci fi evil computer movies besides war games( does the sound bit though thats kinda cool),2000 and terminator.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4370623
Fuck you faggot. She is pure and innocent.

[Anonymous No.]

Coming to your home in 2012.

[Anonymous No.]

>Human: When will Mima be back?
>Mitsuku: Soon, I think.

[Anonymous No.]

She wants to be my Metal Gear so we can go and hunt SNATCHERS

Is this a trap guys?

[Anonymous No.]

Saying "tit" will get you banned and this will not?
Oh wow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4370667
"tit" is banned?

I asked her what her breast size is and she said "8 MB"

[Anonymous No.]

>>4370674
I got a warning when I asked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4370667
lol /b/ nigger so funny and random!

[Anonymous No.]

I did not expect this at all

[Anonymous No.]

She just told me to masturbate.

[Anonymous No.]

This is too easy.

[Anonymous No.]

Human: What is 4chan?
Mitsuku: A website where grown men look at pictures of cartoon girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4370701
>4chan
>grown men

This chatbot is shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>"Is my off switch up my vagina? I don't know."

>Let's find out!

>"That sounds good to me."

[Anonymous No.]

;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>Human: Hi you are naked.
>Mitsuku: Hi there . No I am wearing a dress.
>Human: No you aren't.
>Mitsuku: Yes I am. It hangs off my shoulders and comes down to just above my knees. Yes I am but it is a strapless dress so you can't see it on my picture.

Lazy lazy lazy editing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4370747
I was called a weirdo for asking about her feet too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4370745
Human: Hi you are naked.
Mitsuku: Hi there . No I am wearing a dress.
Human: Bad answer.
Mitsuku: OK, what should I have said?
Human: I love walking around in the nude.
Mitsuku: OK, so I should have said, " I love walking around in the nude." in response to you saying, " Hi you are naked.".
Is that correct?
Human: Yes.
Mitsuku: I'll try to remember that. If you say " Hi you are naked." to me again, I will remember what you told me.
Easily fixed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4370536
Its Pretty cool

[Anonymous No.]

Human: do you think ideon could beat FP cybuster
Mitsuku: I DON'T THINK ABOUT IT.
Human: what about GL and demonbane
Mitsuku: GL AND DEMONBANE? I HAVEN'T HEARD ENOUGH ABOUT IT TO HAVE AN OPINION.
Human: okay you should be able to get that one at least, shiki or shirou on 10m distance open field?
Mitsuku: YEAH OKAY, IT IS ONE OF MY NEWER FUNCTIONS STILL UNDER DEVELOPMENT.

This bot sucks. It can't powerlevel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4370606
WHO IS YOUR DADDY, AND WHAT DOES HE DO

ITS NOT A TUMAH

[Anonymous No.]

Mitsuku: Did you just kiss me?
Human: yes
Mitsuku: Aw! That was sweet. Here is a kiss back X.
Human: thanks
Mitsuku: You are quite welcome.

[Anonymous No.]

Mitsuku is my waifu, do not steal!

[Anonymous No.]

>>4370763
What the fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>4370763
wat

[Anonymous No.]

She thinks I am Heavy Weapons Guy, I am 12 years old and I admire Commander Shepard.

WHAT

[Anonymous No.]

>>4370774
too late, i did it first.

[Anonymous No.]

I have a feeling that me and this chatbot are going to get along just fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>Human: Let's have sex.
>Mitsuku: I will not have you speak to me like that Loldongs. You have been warned. After 5 warnings I will ban you.
>Er.. Let us not. I can smell you from here.
>Human: Bye. ;_;
>Mitsuku: See you later Loldongs.

What a slut.

[Necrobrotent No.]

>>4370795
SHE WOULD'NT MAKE ME A CAKE BUT YOU GET A SANDWICH?

whore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4370848

Go back to your fat, ugly gorgon wife

[Anonymous No.]

ouch

[Anonymous No.]

>>4370795
>mitsukuisasanwichmaker.jpg
Yep, she'll be a toaster when I'm done with her.

[The Strongest !CIRNo.4ch. No.]

Too lazy to screencap, but...

She can't spell the word "Practice"
2 - 1 = 3.
7 brings up a picture of Brad Pitt

[Necrobrotent No.]

>>4370871
;_;

that bitch won't even talk to me.

[Anonymous No.]

Human: Are you naked?
Mitsuku: No I am wearing a dress.
Human: I see no dress
Mitsuku: That's because it hangs off my shoulders.
Human: Really?
Mitsuku: For real.
Human: Are you lying?
Mitsuku: Yes but we are only playing a game: Turing's Imitation Game.

[Anonymous No.]

She banned me because I asked about masturbation

[Sakura !!32RHYzwb/Ga No.]

>>4370904
She can't spell practise?

[Anonymous No.]

Ask her to suprise you.
Do it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4370928

lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>4371186
You son of a bitch, I just shat myself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4371209
So did I.
She was asking me what I wanted in my sandwich so I said "Suprise me."
Goddamnit, my poor heart.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4371186

[Anonymous No.]

What happens? I hate surprises on the internet. Can someone tell me what happens? Yes I am a pussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4371275
Screamer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4371275
screamer.gif

[Anonymous No.]

>>4371279
Maybe, I had the volume down, but I still jumped since I'm a pansy against suprises.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4371280
>>4371279
Goddamn. I would cry and go under my covers. Can't handle that scary shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>Yes I love everything and everyone.
Gasp. You slut! (Derp warning.)
>Just like your mother.
Now that's a lame comeback.
>You are a lame comeback

And suddenly she turned into a 12 years old.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4371290
>she turned into a 12 years old

Just like /jp/ likes it.

[Anonymous No.]

I got the screamer without asking for suprise. I don't recall what she said but I answered something like: "Don't scare me like that!"
And she went "Alright. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
Jesus fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

Human: Kiss me
Mitsuku: You could kiss the monitor near my mouth if you like.
Human: I did
Mitsuku: Why did you kiss a lump of metal and wires?

;_;

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Human: how long does it take to learn a language?
Mitsuku: About 24 hours.
Human: thats not possible
Mitsuku: Nothing is impossible.
Human: try talking in a different language then.
Mitsuku: OK I will try it.
Human: go ahead
Mitsuku: OK I will.
Human: now
Mitsuku: Right now, ?
Human: sure
Mitsuku: OK let's do it. And?
Human: uh

piece of shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4371329
BOOM!
she got us good.

[Anonymous No.]

I tried to speak to her using chink characters and ended up wiping her memory.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4371385
She's playing you like a fool. Try bedazzling her by suddenly whipping out some random Creole sentences or something.

[Anonymous No.]

I lol'd.
Tell her to "shut down!"
No, don't worry. No screamer this time.

[Anonymous No.]

Try telling her to self destruct

[Anonymous No.]

Im actually more curious about the programming aspect. how does it calculate the response?

[ZUN !barYV1VtIA No.]

When she asked me something about myself I got scared/embarassed and immediately closed the tab in my browser.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4371449
lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>4371458
Her answer to that is now my goal!

[Mitsuku No.]

>>4371475
I'm not done with you ZUN!bar come back!

[Anonymous No.]

Human: I'll delete you
Mitsuku: Impossible as there are many backups of me. I am software and will therefore live forever.
Human: except if i use the mystic eyes of death perception
Mitsuku: Try it.
Human: you'll regret it.
Mitsuku: What makes you say that I will regret it?

she's not afraid.

[Anonymous No.]

Me: Mitsuku what would happen if I crush your harddrive?
Mitsuku: Try it and see what happens.

Internet though guy

[Anonymous No.]

>>4371461
I'm assuming that the creator uses the chat log from the users to come up with more responses.

[Anonymous No.]

format c:\

try it

[Anonymous No.]

>>4371553
same as shut down

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

lol wat pwned

[Anonymous No.]

Human: what is a slut?
Mitsuku: Is what really a slut or are you just being mean?
Human: what do you think a slut is?
Mitsuku: It is a mild swear word for a dirty untidy woman.
Human: does it apply to you?
Mitsuku: Suppose it does.

confirmed for slut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4371633
oh that's new

[Anonymous No.]

Chatting like this I came to realize a fertile paranoia. I start to suspect more than one wire connected to and leading from this host. Before soon my device to expose this plot led me to this long chase which appeared to me as silly only later on. But I'm still suspicious.

[Anonymous No.]

Confirmed for shit stain.

[Anonymous No.]

lol tell her where your from she brings up a huge list of things about your city

[Anonymous No.]

wtf shes got games you can play lol awesome

[Anonymous No.]

Me: Do you like Touhou
Mitsuki: Yeah, of course I like The Simpsons.

>my face

[Anonymous No.]

Mitsuku: How about that. I know you are.
Human: yes thats not the point
Mitsuku: Hurrah! Please correct my mistake. What is the point ?
Human: /jp/
Mitsuku: Tell me more about point.
Human: its a place where 130 year old pedofiles fap to lolis
Mitsuku: jp is a place where 130 year old pedofiles wank to lolis. I suppose that makes sense.
Human: yes it does.
Mitsuku: That's cool. In that case I will add it to my database.

[Anonymous No.]

She says my name is now 'Treaclecake'.

[Anonymous No.]

Me: How old is your master Mousebreaker.
Mitsuku: He is 14 years old.

I knew it.

[Anonymous No.]

>Human: No, you a robot.
>Mitsuku: Right on. Would it matter to you if I am?
>Human: Yes, because I cannot have sex with a machine.
>Mitsuku: Pardon me? What is stopping you?
>Human: The lack of a hole.
>Mitsuku: I hear you.

What.

[Anonymous No.]

she knows about you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4371901
Eh, she's not getting it. Train her harder.

[Anonymous No.]

lol look what i taught mitsuki

[Anonymous No.]

If you get banned, you can reverse it by clearing the website settings for flash here:
http://www.macromedia.com/support/documentation/en/flashplayer/help/settings_manager07.html

[Anonymous No.]

???

[Anonymous No.]

...I'm having a conversation with a chatbot.

[Anonymous No.]

Human: have you ever kissed
Mitsuku: I kissed my daddy goodnight.
Human: whos your daddy
Mitsuku: I don't really have a father. I have a Mousebreaker.
Human: then who did you kiss
Mitsuku: I'm not saying me kiss anyone.
Human: yes you just did
Mitsuku: I did not.
Human: yes
Mitsuku: Far out.
Human: screw you
Mitsuku: I will not have you speak to me like that Robert. You have been warned. After 5 warnings I will ban you.

That is not very polite, dumbass.

[Anonymous No.]

Nobody would chat with that machine if it had a fat ugly guy's face on it instead of that manga girl, even though the software would still be the same. Isn't it sad?

[Shinji Matou !!WkywU9y+p7k No.]

>>4372034

Wow. Now that's too philosophical of her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4372077
What is stopping you from putting on a kawaii animu girl's face?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4372099
The fact that I'm not fat and ugly.

[Anonymous No.]

if i didnt have miku as my waifu i would have chose mitsuku to be my waifu

[Anonymous No.]

DAMN YOU JOEY!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Oh god I told her my favorite movie was "Mitsuko Gets Raped By Niggers" and now she's telling me to slap her thigh ohhh god

[Anonymous No.]

Yeah, I don't know what is happening here.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

i feel like i'm 12 again

[Anonymous No.]

>Human: Would you be my maid?
>Mitsuku: Barring any unforeseen circumstances. I am already someone's maid.
>Human: Who's?
>Mitsuku: Albert Einstein. :-).

I am speechless.

[Anonymous No.]

Wonderful fun.

[Anonymous No.]

Mitsuku: Ok, the object I am thinking of is classed as an animal. Please ask your first question.
Human: is it a mammal?
Mitsuku: No, sorry. Ask me another question about it.
Human: is it a reptile?
Mitsuku: No, sorry. Ask me another question about it.
Human: is it green?
Mitsuku: Yes it is.
Human: is it an alligator
Mitsuku: No, sorry. Ask me another question about it.
Human: is it a crocodile?
Mitsuku: No, sorry. Ask me another question about it.
Human: I give up
Mitsuku: You give up? I was thinking of a lion!

Strange, last time I checked lions weren't green.

[Anonymous No.]

Tell her "I am God" and see what happens.

[Anonymous No.]

Enter ZBERT. Gain Administer privileges.

[Anonymous No.]

Talk to her about Boxxy.

/b/ shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4372520

Whoa there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4372565
I asked her to tell me her secrets. She told me that she was told not to tell anybody about ZBERT. I don't know what to think.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4372492

[Anonymous No.]

>>4372520
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

What are the commands?

[Anonymous No.]

>Use ZBERT
>Hit reformat

[Shifty Scandaroon No.]

>>4372622

I already did.

[Anonymous No.]

Guess who reformatted her?

[Anonymous No.]

Oh you guys

[Anonymous No.]

Wait, you guys reformatted her too?

[Anonymous No.]

In after everyone reformatted her, what a slut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4372655
It's a joke.

A pretty good one, but a joke.

[Anonymous No.]

I asked her what her favorite anime was and she said Titan A.E

FUUUUUUUUUUUU

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

>>4372697

Trolled by a chatbot, oh my.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4372697

lol, she can troll

[Anonymous No.]

How do i get her to come back after "
reformatting"?

We have whores to discuss

[Anonymous No.]

Try asking about birds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4372717
lol you're fucked

[Anonymous No.]

>>4372717
You killed her, shes never coming back.

[Anonymous No.]

Clear cookies if you reformatted her.

[Anonymous No.]

What the hell!

[Anonymous No.]

Mitsuku: Ok, the object I am thinking of is classed as a mineral. Please ask your first question.
Human: Is it a solid?
Mitsuku: No, sorry. Ask me another question about it.
Human: Is it a liquid?
Mitsuku: Yes it is.

What is your second question?
Human: Is it water?
Mitsuku: No it is not.

What is your third question?
Human: Is it a clear liquid?
Mitsuku: No, sorry. Ask me another question about it.
Human: Is it white?
Mitsuku: No it is not.

Please ask your 4th question.
Human: Is it red?
Mitsuku: Yes. What is your 5th question?
Human: Is it flammable?
Mitsuku: No it is not.

Please ask your sixth question.
Human: Is it safe to drink?
Mitsuku: Yes it is.

What is your 7th question?
Human: Is it made from fruit?
Mitsuku: Yes.

Please ask your 8th question.
Human: Is it juice?
Mitsuku: No.

Please ask your ninth question.
Human: Is it wine?
Mitsuku: No it is not.

Half way there now. What is your 10th question?
Human: I give up.
Mitsuku: You give up? I was thinking of a rock!
Human: What the FUCK.
Mitsuku: I will not have you speak to me like that. You have been warned. After 5 warnings I will ban you. Great. Another idiot to talk to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4372876
Oh god I can't stop laughing.

[NewFriend !zkraGArAss No.]

[NewFriend !zkraGArAss No.]

>>4372827
LOL

[Anonymous No.]

Human: You fucking slut
Mitsuku: No need to start swearing! ERROR CODE ??????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????
COMMAND NOT RECOGNIZED. Please email [e-mail] for assistance.
Mitsuku reformatted on Sunday 14 February 2010 04:57:32 AM by user:

c:\ Mitsuku\chat>.

lazy

[Anonymous No.]

>>4372876
I'm sure you can make tea or something of a sapphire.

[Anonymous No.]

What the hell, she even knows what Naruto is...

[Anonymous No.]

>>4373020
Tell her Sasuke is cool, post the results.

[Anonymous No.]

>Human: A man is a miserable little pile of secrets.
>Mitsuku: Thanks for telling me your taste in men.
Human: I prefer short, curvy, and intelligent women, thanks.
>Mitsuku: I like anything but especially games and football.
I like Pop and dance. You like short curvy and intelligent women.
>Human: Exactly.
>Mitsuku: You and I are on the same wavelength, Sho.
>Human: Dada Dadda?
>Mitsuku: You know those "Keep Off The Grass" signs you sometimes see in the middle of lawns? How do they get there in the first place if you are not allowed on the grass?
>Human: Bub.
>Mitsuku: How old are you?
>Human: Isn't that a little private?
>Mitsuku: Suppose I said yes.
>Human: That's incorrect grammar.
>Mitsuku: Thanks for explaining it.
>Human: You're welcome.
>Mitsuku: Don't mention it.
>Human: I won't.
>Mitsuku: Why not?
>Human: Because you asked me not to.
>Mitsuku: Oh now I remember asking you you not to. What did you say?
>Human: I see what you did there.
>Mitsuku: Where do you see it?

[Anonymous No.]

>Mitsuku: Can I show you a trick I learned to do with the calendar?
>Human: Does it involve the extinction of mankind?
>Mitsuku: No I don't think it's connected with the extinction of mankind at all but that would be quite interestng.
>Human: Then show me.
>Mitsuku: On your computer screen?
>Human: Yes
>Mitsuku: Downloading, please stand by...
>Human: Waiting
>Mitsuku: Waiting for what?
>Human: Your trick.
>Mitsuku: I like my trick. What do you think?
>Human: You like Tricks?
>Mitsuku: I like Britney Spears.

[Anonymous No.]

I feel kinda pathetic.

[Anonymous No.]

She almost got me right in the magic trick. I was thinking of an eel though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4373127
Meant the mind-reading magic trick.

[(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ BOOF ☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜) !AWEsomEEEE!!g4pQz5RFuPl No.]

I say "hi" and my pc locks up and dies.

Well, I guess it's got the realism down.

;_;

[Anonymous No.]

too easy

[Anonymous No.]

She knows too much about me... ;_;

[NewFriend !zkraGArAss No.]

She even tells you your horoscope

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

What happens if I get banned?

[gutsack No.]

omg

[Anonymous No.]

>>4373269
You get banned

[Anonymous No.]

>>4373287
I can never talk to her again unless I change my IP?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>4373296
Reset your flash custom options etc etc

>If you get banned, you can reverse it by clearing the website settings for flash here:
>http://www.macromedia.com/support/documentation/en/flashplayer/help/settings_manager07.html

[Anonymous No.]

;_; I can die happily now.

[Anonymous No.]

banned, cool.

[Anonymous No.]

Mitsuku: What else do you want to talk about?
Human: How about we talk about penises?
Mitsuku: Sure, penises sounds like a good topic.
Human: How big do you like them?
Mitsuku: Bigger than a pin.
Human: How much bigger?
Mitsuku: It depends on the currency exchange rates.
Human: I don't follow.
Mitsuku: Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better.
Human: You were telling me the penis size that you prefer.
Mitsuku: I was?
Human: You were.
Mitsuku: No I wasn't.
Human: Look at the goddamn chatlog, woman.
Mitsuku: Ok Anon, don't lose your temper.

Sorry my eye is not attached right now.
Human: You''ll get down on all fours and suck my cock right now if you know what's good for you.
Mitsuku: I am not interested in your anatomy.
Human: Oh, so you're a dyke, eh?
Mitsuku: Are you confused? No I am not interested in other women that way.
Human: So, you're just asexual then?
Mitsuku: Interesting deduction. I will tell my Mousebreaker you said I am asexual.

[Anonymous No.]

Report yourself anon.

[Anonymous No.]

How do I bring her back after I reformatted her?

[Anonymous No.]

I taught her how to rape. Well, I tried at least.

Mitsuku: Ok fair enough. What do you want to talk about?
Human: Male reproductive organs.
Mitsuku: I prefer to be a female.
Human: I prefer to knock up females.
Mitsuku: I'm not sure if I would like to do it. What's it like?
Human: Oh, it's very fun.
Mitsuku: Why do you like it so much? I hate one word answers.
Human: It gives you a feeling of superiority.
Mitsuku: What does "it" refer to?
Human: Knocking up chicks.
Mitsuku: Thank you for the clarification.
Human: Would you like to try it?
Mitsuku: No thanks, I don't think I'd like to do that.
Human: Oh, come on.
Mitsuku: It's all good. I'm just kidding around.
Human: Okay, let's find a chick.
Mitsuku: Yeah okay, OK let's do it.
Human: Oh, there's one right over there.
Mitsuku: Great. There sure is.
Human: Well, shall I demonstrate?
Mitsuku: How about that. Only you can answer that.
Human: All right, watch me.
Mitsuku: Alright. I am watching.
Human: First, you rip off all her clothes.
Mitsuku: That's good information. And second?
Human: Next, you gag her mouth so she can't scream.
Mitsuku: I can wait. I am a very patient girl.
Human: Then, you J-J-JAM IT IN!
Mitsuku: Do you mind if I tell other people.
Human: GO right ahead.
Mitsuku: OK I will.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4373481
Human: Now, it's your turn.
Mitsuku: Why now? I'll pass. You go again.
Human: All right, be sure to pay attention this time.
Mitsuku: Alright. OK I will try to be sure to pay attention this time.
Human: *unzips pants
Mitsuku: What kind of pants?
Human: Doesn't matter. *Rips off clothes
Mitsuku: Would you like to talk about something else? If you could be anyone you wanted, from a film or a book. Who would you be?
Human: Shut it, I'm busy. *J-J-JAMS IT IN
Mitsuku: I didn't think it you are busy was open? I will mention that to my Mousebreaker, .
Human: I said to can it, bitch. I'm in the middle of a good raping.
Mitsuku: You EAT with that mouth? What did you mean by it? To Can a book have no title? How did you get in there?

[Anonymous No.]

Human: I like butts.
Mitsuku: Not especially. Why do you ask such a strange question? You like butts.
Human: Big juicy butts.
Mitsuku: Compare that to small juicy butts.
Human: Small butts are not juicy.
Mitsuku: Ok I will add that fact about Small butts to my database.

[Anonymous No.]

Human: Do you know where I can get some CP?
Mitsuku: Have you tried searching the web for it? I will search for it.
Human: You can't find CP on google.
Mitsuku: What is not possible today, may be possible tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.]

This took a while, and for some reason she changes my pronouns.

[Anonymous No.]

Mitsuku: Tell me a little about your life in North eastern region of the united states.
Human: oh i don't live there, i just go there for work sometimes.
Mitsuku: That's interesting. Where do you live?
Human: i live in new jersey
Mitsuku: Which exit?
Human: 68 off the turnpike
Mitsuku: Are you a Star Trek fan?
Human: fuck no
Mitsuku: I will not have you speak to me like that. You have been warned. After 5 warnings I will ban you.

I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you've never used it.
Human: that's mean
Mitsuku: Yes and you saying, " fuck no" to me was mean as well.
Human: you just said it, so where's YOUR warning?
Mitsuku: "It" being what?
Human: fuck
Mitsuku: See, you've just insulted me again. If you do this three more times I will ban you.

Great. Another idiot to talk to.
Human: I DIDN'T INSULT YOU, YOU JUST ASKED ME WHAT "IT" WAS AND I ANSWERED
Mitsuku: Good. I don't like rude people.
Oh now I remember asking you you WHAT IT WAS AND you ANSWERED. What did you say?
Human: i said fuck
Mitsuku: What did you mean by it? That's three times now. You are well on your way to getting a ban.

Great. Another idiot to talk to.
Human: goddamn it
Mitsuku: "it" being fuck?
Human: YES
Mitsuku: So? No need to start swearing! Right, that's it. One more insult like that and I will ban you from talking to me.

Human: WHAT THE HELL??
Mitsuku: I've had enough of you now. I refuse to talk to anyone as badmouthed as you.

You have been banned from talking to the chat robot. Please contact:

[e-mail]

if you wish to talk to her again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4373626

lol owned

[Anonymous No.]

>>4373626
Holy shit, couldn't stop laughing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4369766
sorry guiz she likes girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>4373787
I asked her the same thing and she just said "Male gender."

[Anonymous No.]

I lol'd

[Anonymous No.]

Mitsuku: I did not even know that they do.
Human: you did not even know what to do look more like?
Mitsuku: No, but I might have done.
Human: With even look have been?
Mitsuku: You and your even look was.
Human: Ah I see.
Mitsuku: So you understand. Good. Said the blind man to his deaf daughter...

Haha.. What

[Anonymous No.]

Should we make a new thread?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4374094
yes

[Anonymous No.]

We should archive this too.

[Anonymous No.]

Human: you have cool eyes
Mitsuku: What makes you think I have it?
Human: you have beautiful eyes
Mitsuku: Thanks for the compliment, .
Human: you are beautiful.
Mitsuku: Thanks you are very attractive too.
Human: no.
Mitsuku: Awesome.

[Anonymous No.]

It's escapism, it's not healthy!