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I wanna sniff danuki breath!

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I HATE 3d so much

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It's June! Post summer time fun mamono!

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>>43713016

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>first three posts all made by thread pests
We need more kikis, do your part and make more.

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>>43713064
I'll meet you in the middle--Miss Kiki's take on a Bikini, in case you need her to go to the beach with you.
Careful, though, Miss Kiki doesn't like sand. It's coarse, and rough, and irritating, and it gets everywhere.

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>>43713064
Can I make a Shog instead?

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>>43713016

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>>43713016
Summer is the worst
>>43713064
I only see the breathfag, learn to count

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>>43713064
>Be Anon
>hire a Kiki maido
>within a week, she's bending over the kitchen table seductively
>pound loads on coom into the Kiki
>now have a Kiki waifu
>she hires her younger cousin to be our new Maido
>day 3 Anon walks into the kitchen to find his Kiki waifu showing the Kiki maido how to bend over the kitchen table seductively
>3 loads of coom later, Anon needs a new Kiki maido...
It's a Kiki trap.

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>>43713064
I am sorry I couldn't get here faster, take this mspaint kot.

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Shogs > kikis, I don't want to become a NPC

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>>43713237
Relax, after about 6-7 it stabilises into a simple Kiki harem.
The one that isn't her turn to be pregnant gets to be the Maido for the others who are waifus and nannies to the Kiki daughters, then they all rotate positions in a neat, orderly fashion.
Until your Kiki daughters grow up and head off to study at the Academy.

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>>43713328
Wait, so kiki would hurt their master by forcing them to take meds? Well no maid, one less mamonos

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Enslave humans with love. Make them addict to pussy. Mandatory daily breastfeeding for humans regardless of age.

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>>43713474
But I'm a man. How is anyone going to breastfeed from me?

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>>43713328
Shog - feeds Anon purple squishy 'food' until his guts start to squirm

Kiki - bends the new Maido trainee over the coffee table, shows her how to 'accidentally' flick her tail to lift up her uniform skirt, makes eye-contact with her Anon-husbando sitting in his cumfy armchair eating his fresh sammich and sipping his cold beer, while slowly peeling down the new Maido's frilly lace pantsu, and teasingly checking she is wet and ready for their Mashtah with her dextrous fingertips...
> = I'm picking the Kiki everytime

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>>43713491
Hello, Alp-kun.

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>>43713346
>be Anon
>portal opens and drops into the middle of MGC
>market day in the main square, mamonos everywhere, all suddenly notice one puny Anon
>Onis, Minos, Taurs, Jinkos all start closing in, shouldering smaller mamonos and each other out of the way to get to Anon first
>imminent pelvis-breaking rape marriage incoming...
>a small fluffy wrist grabs Anon's trembling hand
>"Komms vith me, Mashtah, unt you vill be safe"
The small Kiki reaches into her big shopping basket of groceries and pulls out a small iron frying pan, taps it softly against her thigh as she stares down the chaarging horde
>all the charging mamonos stop and start hastily back-pedalling
>the little Kiki leads her new Mashtah away from the disappointed crowd
>"You vill komme home vith me, unt I vill makke vor Mashtah the gutt zuppe, unt zhen ve vill makke zhe hott sexxx"
>those big mamono go complain to the Mayor that they never even had a chance
>calls to stop Kikis CC-ing 'big iron' in MGC city limits

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>>43713458
Kiki 'meds' are home-made chicken-zuppe and the serotonin burst of cooming deep in tight wet Kiki-pussi.

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>>43713328
Shoggs will allow a Neet anon to continue in lazy squalor but underneath they are really controlling Doms that slowly trap Anon neets into a cycle of everything becoming purple goo, including Anon's own pudgy flesh.
Basically the 'clingy creepy 3d GF' trope where Anon doesn't need anything but her.
Vs
Kikis are corrective influences who will inspire Neets to make their lives better, but since they're Submisssives who only want to pleasuere their Mashtahs, the 'correction' can be inspirational blowjobs, athletic sex sessions, and good home cooked tendies.
Basically mamono MaryPoppins but with bonus Kiki-pussy and good cooking.

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>>43714144
Yes, exactly. Which is why I always choose Miss Shog.

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>>43712924

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>>43713831
>>those big mamono go complain to the Mayor that they never even had a chance
>>calls to stop Kikis CC-ing 'big iron' in MGC city limits
>MGCPD Chief just laughs and asks what do they expect her to do?
>even if her officers did manage to ban 'big iron', the Kikis would still mess them up with just a pencil
>the big mamono delegation calls for all newly arrived Anons to at least be distributed fairly by the Mamono Welfare agency so all species get a fair share
>Tanuki hands at the Welfare Agency start rubbing in anticipation of some big bribes

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>>43714144
>athletic sex sessions
Now that's an interesting idea for particularly stubborn slobs. /fit/ mamono wears skimpy and skin-tight sports clothes, keeps making lewd innuendos until you get horny and she sees your raging boner.
Then she proposes to take care of it, but will do only athletic positions that make you burn calories. Want plain cowgirl? no problem, once you lose kilograms or put on some muscles.
Until then, get ready for weird sexercises all day every day and afterwards you won't want regular sex anyway

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>>43712924
Meanwhile somewhere in Dragonia:

>https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/97891349

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>>43714332
it offends my sensibilities that her wings are hidden for most of the pages

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>>43714144
>Submissives who only want to pleasuere their Mashtahs, the 'correction' can be:
- neets who dont shower regularly get corrective body-slide bath sessions
- neets who just sit around jacking off to porn all day get assistance hour-long handjobs and pass the cheetos
- neets who dont get out of bed until noon get breakfast in bed and wake-up blowjobs
All while their room gets cleaned, beds made, sweatpants washed and fluffed, samurai sword collection gets dusted and polished, home-made crispy tendies, etc etc
Making their neet Anon the 'best he can be' can also just be Anon Mashtah becoming the best ever Neet.

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>>43712924

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Marry angels

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>>43714471
Not really a dullahan guy, but I do like how Miss Bunny seems to think I am garbage. Do you think her head would tell me I am terrible at sex while her body rides me cowgirl?

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Chesh drawing inspired by the recent greentext

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>>43714471
>head looks at me like I'm trash
>body won't stop squirming around because it's so happy I'm sitting next to her

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>>43714521
No she just has resting bitch face.
The body is ready to get down to the thing bunny's are known for.
Breeding.

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>>43714523
I don't get it.

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43714523
Fuck off.

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>>43714585
Looks like another Irish schizo doodle, I'd ignore it

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>>43714585
The schyzo tried to draw the green text about a chesh who make anon kill himshimself

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>>43714585
Just leave it alone; someone's been posting a gross double suicide story here in the last few threads and they clearly made their own fan art of it.

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>>43714585
>>43714628
This:
>”I‘ve been keeping a secret.” she said.
>Your beloved catgirl waifu smiles nervously before you.
>She takes a deep breath and magical flashes erupt across the form you love so well.
>But her coat changes.
>It becomes variegated, her smile widens impossibly as tattoos of card suits be-speckle her form.
>”I can’t.” your reply to her unspoken desire for reassurance and acceptance.
>”Not a memecat.” your say loudly over her pleas and entreaties.
>Your hand moves decisively as it pulls out your hidden pistol.
>You don’t hesitate.
>The last thing you see is her.
>Panicked and mid-teleport, you can see her pupils contract with the absolute certainty that she is too late.
>And then, you see nothing at all.

>Be memecat staring at husbando’s warm disfigured corpse.
>You arrive too late to save him.
>But you are just in time to rush into a cloud of bone fragments and bloody spray.
>It’s almost funny, you think.
>A crippling pain begins to register within.
>Nothing seems funny anymore.
>His brain is…there’s no resurrection for suicides anyway.
>The hot tears run from your eyes, but you refuse to look away at all that you have left of him.
>In that once brilliant place within, always certain to have a quip ready to tease him…all you can hear is an unrelenting keening scream.
>Hmm.
>It seems to be growing louder, funny that.
>But no.
>Nothing is funny anymore.
>The screaming is getting too loud to hear over.
>Morbidly enough you find that concentrating on the scent and taste of him slightly comforting.
>The corrupted reek of his insides, wastefully spilled in the worst way possible, is a miserable pittance.
>But the constant scream isn’t as loud.
>Still noticeable, but kept at bay, for the moment.
>You realize that it will never go away, the agonized scream echoing through your soul.
>You, who once took immeasurable joy in smiling…
>You can’t make your face fit together anymore and the tears and the screaming and the stink of his corpse…
>You drown in it all, collapsing.
>You don’t mean to fall into the wretched bloody remains of all that you could ever hold dear.
>But it’s a relief, in a way.
>He’s still here.
>Sprawled in the cooling puddle of his life’s blood, entangled with his stiffening limbs.
>This is fine.
>You’re still together .
>This is fine.
>You can still taste and smell him.
>The scent of marrow and blood fills your mouth.
>You want to retch, but your mouth swallows desperately.
>Even that meager remnant is more than you can stand to reject.
>This is all you have left and you can’t bear to let it go.
>The screaming from within is slightly muffled now.
>You clasp his hand and get yourselves more comfortable.
>He used to like laying down and relaxing in this position.
>Someone makes an animalistic strangled sobbing sound.
>Rude, some people are trying to get comfortable.
>We’re fine, you think, as you caress the ruins of his head.
>Gradually clarity returns.
>Your mind pieces together your behavior.
>You can see the future laid out clearly before you in all it’s indomitable and miserable depravity.
>And when nothing remains of him, the screaming will grow until it is all you have left of anything.
>And it won’t stop.
>You pick up the pistol, caressing his unresponsive hand.
>The screaming calms as you clasp him, the pistol against your skull.
>Strange, you can barely hear it anymore, not that it matters.
>Everything will be alright, one way or another.
>You and anon are more alike than either of you realize.
>You don’t hesitate either.

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make a steed of steed to scream down the roads and pick up a mob monster girl to ride with me, Im thinking of a cockatrice

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Overpowered sleep mouse

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>>43714666
Just pass your will saves and you won't fall asleep!

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>>43714632
oh wait so there was actual suicide in that shit, I didn't even read it to the end because its original poster reeked of cancer but now that''s even worse

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>>43714689
why else do you think schizo mick doodled it?
Just report and ignore, he'll get rangebanned eventually

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>>43714630
This is cute and I want very badly for Big Fox to be the one who is actually operating a puppet version of herself. Like she is trying to make Anon see a smol version of her to be less intimidating to her easily scared pet.

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I wasn't mick, I just tried to do something. It's unfair

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>43714743
Yeah, well, the Jedi don't grant you the rank of Master, Anakin. Deal with it.

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>>43714732
I have a feeling she is scarily bulletproof/ballistic proof and blastproof to a certain extent?

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Demons are cute

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>>43714666
It is sexual harassement if you wanna drink a dormouse's tea?

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>>43714743
Your art is better than mine, I think. But doing art daily really helps. Someday I'll be as good as the masters.

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>>43714861
I don't want to make drawing daily, just make something from a piece of writing that marked me. It's not welcomed, my bad

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This here is one of the Royal Makai's top brass and high ranking generals of the Demon Lord's Military. Also she will be a major boss fight in the later campaign story chapter. Be afraid.

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>>43714901
>>43714901
i will fuck this old woman and start my harem of old monsters

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>>43714901
Her horns look almost as dumb as her shoes.
Bet she's weak to breasts slapping too.

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>>43712924
>be Anon
>portal opens, drops Anon into random MGE woods
>The first mamono that finds Anon wandering lost is a tall black-hide centauride with twin horns
>"Hi, handsome, wanna fuck?"
>"Umm, hi, uh, I'm not sure I'm really a Brony guy"
>Bicorn giggles and starts taking off her shirt to free her huge chest
>"That's okay, we'll just start with a simple tit-fuck and you can finish in a blowjob, okay? Then we'll sort everything else out when we get to town."
>Anon keeps mainly eye-contact and watching her pale titties until he's riding her horns like a motorbike and cumming deep in her throat
>"See, now that wasnt so weird now, was it? Now lets head into town, I want to show off my new Anon fuck-buddy. Here, pull your pants back up and hop on."
>She helps Anon drag himself up onto her back and starts walking towards town as she puts her shirt back on.
>Anon thinks, 'Well, that was pretty good. I suppose it's not really that weird if I try it.. I mean, I guess lots of lonely cowboys tried it back in the Old West...'
>Walking out onto the road into town, the Bicorn reaches back and starts fondling Anon's semi-hard crotch
>"And now you're thinking about it, ain'tcha...? It's okay, it's completely normal here, and don't feel shy, it is made just right for an average length of Anon-cock. But anyways, first you'll get to meet the rest of the girls in town, and there's all types here to 'tickle your fancy'."
>As they ride into town everybody starts to gather around Anon and the Bicorn, until by the time they reach the centre of town there must be almost a hundred mamonos of all types gathered around them.
>The Bicorn pulls up in front of their obvious leader - a tall blonde Angel, white robes, glowing halo, ruffling feathery wings, the whole traditional lot.
>"Oh, by the Chief Goddess, how did You end up with the only Anon we've seen in these parts?"
>The Bicorn stepped close and huffs her breath in the Angel's irritated face
>"I guess the DemonLord likes me... [huff] and you can smell by my mana and his cum on my breath, by the 'Fated Anon' law he's mine... but, since I'm a 'good citizen' of this town, you know I'm prepared to share."
>the crowd begins to jostle nearer, bumping the Angel and the Bicorn even closer together
>The Bicorn reaches down and Anon can see she's grabbed the flustered Angel DJT-style 'right on the pussy'.
>"In fact, if you like, you can share first, little Miss Purity-pussy..."
>The Angel's face turns red, some of it is righteous anger, some of it is blushing, and some of it is two Bicorn fingers now pressing deep inside her wetness.
>"That's disgusting! You Bicorns are an abomination to all decent mamonos!"
>The Bicorn lifts her wet hand to her mouth and smiles as she licks it clean
>"Okay, at least I offdred you first dibs. Everybody, I'll be taking MY Anon home to my house now. You can work it out between yourselves, just form an orderly line at the door- and don't trample my front garden!"
>The crowd parts as she trots on, taking a stunned Anon towards the far end of town.
>"Uh, were you serious there? There's got to be almost a hundred other, uh, girls here."
>"Oh, don't worry, you don't have to fuck them all today. Some will be rushing to line up, others will wait and only sneak over after dark, some like Angel-tits will try to pretend they're 'too-pure' and maybe hold out for a few days... and by then, you'll be my Master Stud, and you'll take on a couple at a time. And then you'll be ready to pour all that delicious cum and dark-mana deep into me."
>She stopped in front of a rustic but neat Barn-house
>"Well, here it is our home, Husband-of-mine. You'd better climb down, the door isn't that high, and you'll want to come inside and get ready for the queue to start."

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>>43710260
There's no need to be cruel, anon. They love you in their own way.

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>>43714977
meant for >>43710257

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>>43714897
You have to do it daily or close to it if you want to improve. But if you don't wanna get better, you don't have to. Not like there is anything else to do here.

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>This is the sixth time this week I've had to pull you out of there

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>>43714997
Vampire porn is pretty intense.

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>>43714967
I read DJT-style as daily Japanese thread style and was confused for a minute too long

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>>43715069
The DJT thread should be about grabbing them right on the pussy anyway.

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>>43714997
I like that she keeps supplies on hand to help clean him up.

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>>43714977
robo love...

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>>43715147
Vamps are supposed to be OCD so it makes sense she's a neat-freak about fixing bloodstains on his shirt.

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>>43715107
Many such cases

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>>43715030
What"s the point of drawing if people here hate what I make?

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>>43715241
Mofushark

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>>43714967
>>"Umm, hi, uh, I'm not sure I'm really a Brony guy"
Yeah, right. Of course he's going to pump that.

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>>43715252
Lurk more and figure out what things are not tolerated here. Guy blowing his brains out is definitely not welcome here.
Other drawfags like one who did >>43713328 get only praise because they don't draw stupid shit

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>>43715252
it's okay to give up too

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>>43715252
Because you want to improve at drawing. And this is a thread of ~100 people that hate almost everything anyway If you want to draw monster girls, draw monster girls. Your other option is being eternally bad at drawing because people on the internet said you are bad at drawing so you stopped trying to improve.

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>>43715266
Cute eldritch horror.

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>>43714901
“A contract between a man and a woman doesn't need such a distasteful thing. What we exchange, what burns us, is only this pleasure... For now, just indulge in me to your heart's content.“

~the demon general back when she still had her dignity intact~

Wait a minute, she's weak to pleasure damage but immune to everything else. You can probably beat her by ogling her tits, what a weak boss.

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>>43714792
She's a kaiju-sized Kitsune - she's only weak to radioactive-lizard breath, trainloads of tofu, and ofc anal.

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>>43715380
but her rear is well defended by tails. how's that a weakness?

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In what order are you cumming inside your kamaitachi wives?

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>>43715418
All foxes have the same weakness.

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>>43715432
I always sort lowest to highest

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>>43715271
>"That's okay, we'll just start with a simple tit-fuck
That's how those sneaky hosses get you every time. It starts with just the tits, and then pretty soon you're ballsdeep in the hosspussy

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>>43715272
>get only praise because they don't draw stupid shit
They get praise because they are relatively good at drawing and/or doing thread memes.

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>>43715441
Human boys?

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This angel came up to me and said my soul needs to be saved. Can I trust her?

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>>43715562
Yes anon of course, do whatever she says

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>>43715562
> Pastel color scheme
> Wings
> Wants to save your soul
Yeah, she's legit. You can trust her, Anon!

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>>43715527
Ear fondling.

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>>43715519
Loli-pone chf is cute waifu material, but AdultAnon cock is going to almost split her in half.

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>>43715562
>angel
Doubt.
Ask her to show you her glowing ring first.

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>>43715562
This is the most trustworthy angel you could have encountered.

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>>43715587
>implying that's not her fetish

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>>43715612
>mini hoss
>her fetish
Pic related

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>>43715660
Its a well known fact that centaurs get off to cumflation and stretching.

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>>43715582
Their ears wouldn't be so big, expressive and floofy if they didn't want them to be touched. Same with their tails, they're asking for it!

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>>43715701
Love chaos monsters
Kiss chaos monsters

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Wouldn't it be weird if a kobold had a pet dog?

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>>43715309
Oh no, that canine might be in heat.

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>we get another schizo without being rangebanned

Lol

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>>43715743
They can monsterize and share. It's the best of both worlds.
>43715751
>?

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>>43715747
Yeah, she's so hot she turned into a CAT.

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>>43715309
Does the artist have a name for the boorus?

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decent chance i lose to a moth

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>>43715762
It's ok as long as she doesn't turn you into a TOM.

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>>43715783
Bugs are best

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>>43715791
You can't avoid being tommed my brothers

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>>43715791
Eh, I could be a Tom for literally any of the cat mamono.
In fact, Thomas is my middle name...

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>>43715791
who'd just go and lose to a cat like that?

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>>43715799
Ushis are best bugs, tho.

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Replacing all human women with monster women for the perfect human man x monster girl only society!

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>>43715660
Mini hoss chf
Anon has been 'riding' her holes since his peepee first got hard in kindergarten
By now she's into taking it to the elbow, hard and fast.
The depraved behavior is her shameful secret, but she's going to appreciate that stretching when Anon drags his arm out of her and pumps their first daughtfu into her gaping wet mess.

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>>43715226
'Bloodbag' is a species-ist word, Anon.
The correct term is 'vampire-adjacent nutrient provider'.

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>>43715582
Ear fondling < Grabbing them by the ears for a hard facefucking

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>>43715743
Only if she sneaks down to the Tanuki-mart to buy a jar of peanut-butter and no grape jelly.

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>>43715947
seems more suited for horns

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>>43715838
Sandworms are best bugs

Also, this thread needs more black harpies.

That is all. Good bye.

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Gonna ask my oni neighbor to help pull out that really stubborn bush in my garden and then offer to pay her with my body.

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>>43714915
>>43714925
We are still talking about a high ranking top brass official of The Royal Makai right? Okay, but what happens IF a high ranking top brass official of The Royal Makai does get beat and losses to an anon because of boss fight? Does this greatly impact The Monstergirl Forces' Chain of Command and leadership?

And what would Lilith think at the possibility of loosing an important high ranking official. This no doubt destabilizes the Chain of Command.

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>>43715997
Sandworms are not in my bug folder so I am afraid they are not bugs, friend.

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wurm vampires
>>43716011
nah at most they are just larping old ladies

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>>43715997
Have a twofer!

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im going to correct the feral p'orcs near my farm, they have buhiied too much and dont let me sleep.

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>>43716011
they wander off and get married all the time. chain of command's pretty loose

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>>43715896
>>Mini hoss chf
>>Anon has been 'riding' her holes since his peepee first got hard in kindergarten
>Miss Haku catches them out behind the sandbox
>junior Anon is 'riding' her loli hosspussy bareback
>both too young to take responsibility
> Ms Haku decides it's safest to demonstrate how Chf-Hoss should use her mouth instead.
>years of growing up together, experimenting together, always being safe finishing in her mouth or ass
>now Mini-Hoss has finally graduated college so Anon can formally propose and creampie her deep
>invites Ms.Haku to their wedding
>thanks her in his wedding speech for giving him his first Shota-blowjob
>everybody claps as she wipes away a proud tear

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Those quirky demons and their extremist ideologies haha, when will they learn?

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>>43716018
They are indeed bugs.
The biggest bugs.
Bugs that you can't squish.
They're the bugs that squish you!

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So what about abyssal monster extremists how “scary” would they be like.

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Praise Druella!

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>>43716113
Miss Sandworm would NEVER squish you.

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I have 32 wives. I'm so happy with them.

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>>43716018
>Family / Type: Worm / Bug
I think you should fix your folders.

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>>43716140
32 wives? Are they all automata? That'd give you a nice, even 100000 wives (radix 2).

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>>43716153
Only one of them, what would that give me instead?

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Boss fight!

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>>43716153
He’s lying it’s just his Shog wife making 32 versions of herself or he’s married to a Mindflayer who let’s him indulge in his big harem fantasies in his mind.

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>>43716158
i didn't dodge the headbutt

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>>43716157
It's a math / computer science joke. Regardless of the mamono involved 32 wives are 100000 in radix 2 no matter what, or as hex the same number is 0x20.

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>>43714967
Bicorns really are the canon waifu for the Anon who can't decide.
There's another 100 greentexts there until the Angel finally mindbreaks and comes crawling begging for Anon's D.

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>>43716188

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>>43715582

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https://imgbox.com/g/slqtJzjrIb
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>>43716129
Of course I didn't mean literally. But sandworm is definitely a top, and I mean squish in that sense.

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>>43716219
now that's a dark priest

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>>43716219
Missing a few pics

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>>43715776
dai_yasude or ohbaric

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>>43712924
This bird is for titfucking on the beach while other monsters look on jealously.

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>>43716313
interesting technique for applying suntan lotion

[Anonymous No.]

You know it does make me wonder how many times normal monster girls have seen a chaos incubus up close, it must be a sight to behold and is probably rare to happen.

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>>43716158
Is her battle theme cute or edgy?

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>>43716331
Well she needs some way to get it in that deep gap between her tits.

[Anonymous No.]

I just wanna cuddle a Yeti girl.

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>>43716358
Cute at the beginning gets more edgy as the battle goes on.

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>>43716158
>No shortstack heretic baph with fat heaving tits and a plump juicy ass who coped with getting kicked out of the sabbath for no longer looking young by shacking up with a bicorn harem and getting addicted to video games.
>She'll never sit in your lap and take her frustrations with hard parts of the game out on you with relentless grinding and teasing.
Sucks man.

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>>43716384
>Hard metal guitar riff when she enters the 2nd phase

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>>43716378
How about a cute lion instead?

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>>43716438
That’s a dude literally says it in the text beside him.

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>>43716214
I love Ahri so much!

[Anonymous No.]

>lemme show you what I can do with this tongue

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>>43716438
>male symbol
Anon...

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>>43716514
And a mane.

[Anonymous No.]

Your wife is a shotacon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43716502
Loli-foxx with 9 tails.
Has to check theyre all genuine and not a set of buttplug fake mofu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43716438
This the new Chaos Incubus character I’ve heard about for the new MGE fighting game.

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>>43716536
where's the monster?

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>>43716551
She's a goddess.

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>>43716438
That's not even a yeti or a girl. The fuck anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43716557
got like wings, pointy ears or anything?

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>>43716563
she has wings and a halo

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>>43716563
forgot pic

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>>43716536
I'm an Adult Anon but I can correct her.
No, not using any potions except some ass-lube if she begs.
>Might become a problem if the COG&DL ever sort out the M-sons issue
>otoh Shota sons should get motherly BJs before they leave for school full of mamono girls

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>>43716458
I will never learn japanese.

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>>43716600
good thing it's a symbol

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>>43716600
Yeah I meant symbol instead of text which is a universal sign.

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>>43716605
ah...

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>>43715107
Is that Vinum?

[Anonymous No.]

Miqo'te.

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>>43713016
I wanna lick it off her paws

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>>43716653
She's a good girl.

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>>43716655
gesundheit

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>>43714562
Body gets tired of the head complaining about her honest behavior.
>Body jams the neckhole down on Anon's D like onto a spike
>body starts lifting the head up&down in a reverse deepthroat BJ
>head cant open her mouth to complain without Anon's knob sticking out between her lips
>head keeps her mouth firmly closed in angry protest
>Body keeps jacking the head harder and faster until
>hfw Anon cooms in head's mouth until it overflows and runs out her nose

[Anonymous No.]

>>43716667
danger succ energy

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>>43716524
On his head and also stitched on his apron.

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>>43716536
I mean I could have told you that when she got me home from the orphanage and immediately raped my balls dry.

[Anonymous No.]

>buy a house in Zipangu
>nice big basement
>decide to turn it into a wine cellar
>one day all the alcohol disappears
>big hole in the wall
>decide to investigate
>a big oni is sleeping there
>turns out the house was built on top of an oni's tomb

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>>43716768
She will pay for all those waste bottles with years and years of service in my name.

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[Anonymous No.]

>8 hours of cuddling, kissing, and wing hugs from a black harpy
or
>an alp bullying you for a small penis, saying she had a bigger one when she was male
Pick your poison, anon.

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>>43716188
Anon harems the entire town, or at least most of it. Probably even some nearby towns will come visiting to get a share.
Local mamonos may try to stop random immigrants coming in and taking a slice of their local Anon.
Otoh the town may prosper if rich single mamonos want to buy in.
Bicorn becomes 1st-waifu/queen of the whole town.
Makes sense in remote areas where there aren't a lot of Anons to agree to share them out fairly.
Bicorns are actually a canon benefit to a community.
Some mamonos will probably hold out hoping their own Anon also gets portaled soon.
So what happens if some other lucky mamono gets her Anon and now wants to keep him for herself?
A lot of the other mamonos are going to pressure her to be socially responsible and share her bonus like the 'good' Bicorn does.

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>>43716849
blqck hqrpy everydqym

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>>43716864
Did you just have a stroke?

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>>43712924

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>>43716873
replace q with a

[Anonymous No.]

>>43716768
M-mommy

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>>43716927
What’s the m then at the end for, mommy black harpies?

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>>43716858
Selfish mamonos like Hebis are going to get an angry mob give them a beating if they try to take more than their fair 1% share.
Tanukis start selling expensive real estate developments with town-share rights to out-of-town Dragons and Wights before the locals start setting shares and limits.
Locals can sell off their next (1day/100days) rights to outsiders for huge sums to support their children's education or start a business.

Bicorn kickstarts a coom-fuelled economic investment boom as the town becomes a tourist destination.

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>>43716947
is this a time-share?

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>>43716873
No, but the Harpy had a few [boom-tish]

[Anonymous No.]

Would it be in poor taste to name your shogtheru "Saya"?

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>>43716945
nqh thqt q y

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>>43716952
More like a town based collective enterprise, or like the old Farmer's Co-ops , where everymamono in town 'owns' a Share in Anon's coom production.
>use their 1% share themselves, rent it out if theyre already pregnant from last time
>syndicates of visiting mamonos could chip in to lease one 'share' but would onky get a portion of Anon's daily coom split between them
But the Bicorn probably gets more Dark-mana from a group than a single mamono.
The new field of Coom-onomics.

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>>43716981
probably

[Breathfag No.]

>Black harpy breath
A mixture of tree nuts, french fries, and black berries

[Anonymous No.]

I can't remember what good smells are like, other than fruits. It's been too long.
The most I can imagine of my waifu is whatever scent she'd get from her hair products.

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>>43716586
>>otoh Shota sons should get motherly BJs before they leave for school full of mamono girls
That embarrassing school moment when your Mamono-momster wants to kiss you on the cheek as she drops you off
All JuniorAnon's gyaru classmates can sniff the hint of his coom on his cheek and start salivating and circling their prey...

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>>43717095
coulda used the door

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God, harpies are so fucking hot (and CUTE)

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>>43717095
It must be really nice and cozy inside the sack. Considering the sack is a key part of their courtship ritual, they probably put a lot of work into it.

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>>43717102
Anon, they only want ONE THING from you.

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>>43717102
it do be

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>>43717095
>>43717114
Can't get me if I don't have a fireplace.
Checkmate krampus

[Anonymous No.]

If you don't have a good reason to reject a monster girl's confession, just blame it on her monstruous bits
>Your horns are too small.
>I'm sorry but I prefer girls with fluffier wings.
>I only date foxes with 6+ tails.

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>>43717102
I'm not big on them but man it would be hard to resist the song bird

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>>43717102
Black harpies are best harpies. Jubjub a solid second place.

What's the easiest way to mindbreak a black harpy, no lewd?

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>>43717095
Krumpus-chan coming for that shota dick.

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>>43717134
they seem like the biggest stature bird too unless you count griffons

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>>43717102

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>>43717134
Imagine the song she sings for you to court you

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>>43717155
I'd imagine she wouldn't even sing an obscene song, just a genuine and stirring one about how much she loves you and everything she loves about you.

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>>43717102
tonedeaf birb

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>>43717168
>The most beautiful singing voice you've ever heard alongside absolutely gorgeous music she's playing
>Song is about how much she wants to spend her life with you
Absolutely wholesome

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>>43717172
I LOVE THIS KOT

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>>43717172
She comes in peace

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>>43717134
The Siren is the designated song bird. Gandharva is about beautiful smells, although she also loves music. It's like attacking the senses of hearing and smell, and her appearance attacks the sense of sight.

On a side note you might not know:
Looking at the Encyclopedia, Gandharva are servants of Eros and guardians of maidenhood. They make special perfume for women that, while smelling nice, calms desires in men and wards off potential suitors. The exception is her one, true, fated love, whom has his desire enflamed.

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>>43717219
>ywn be shacked up with a big warrior succ
>The human genetics mixing with the strongest of succ genetics.

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>>43717222
>Gandharva is about beautiful smells
The vast majority of the profile is about music

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>>43717247
stronger emphasis on instrumentals, maybe?

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>>43717250
>Siren sings Love Deterrence
>Gandharva plays the instrumental guitar version

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>>43717265
I'm loving it

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>be in hagville
>suddenly see fox hag approaching me fast with a lusty look on her face
>think I'll get to score mofu at last
>she walks right past me because she's going for a shota I didn't even see down the street
>alone again
Every fucking time
Welp I'm off to kill myself now

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>>43717222
I bet their smell is at the sweetest right between their breasts.

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>Hag posters posting cringe
Typical. They can't compete with birbs so they shitpost to compensate.
>>43717102
The Harpy Family is probably the best MG family out there. At least top 3.

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>>43717340
The wing hugs would be even more inescapable.

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>>43717340
>Anon bends the scent-birb over
>tongue-punches her scentbox
>tfw it tastes like raspberry sherbet mixed with floral pop-rox
>Birb's ahegao-song breaks windows for 2 blocks

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>>43717154
Monsters who keep their eyes hidden are either gloomy nerds, or outright evil.
I'm thinking the latter for that bird.

>>43717356
>Soft
>Warm
>Smells good
>She's humming a soothing melody
Gandharva hugs might as well be a One-Hit KO.

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>>43712924

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>>43717390
>Cuckcorn

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>Everyone remembers harpies and their charming songs
>Nobody remembers vanilla Lamia
>Profile makes a big deal about their charming voice
Winghug+song combo might be powerful, but those wings can't be nearly as binding as coils.

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>>43717400
Feathers are soft and keep you warm.

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>>43717390
If you're half-assed about monogamy, you will lose to the bicorn.

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Man fuck all that weak shota shit, I’d rather gain power instead of be depowered. So come on join me in the abyss it’s a lot more uplifting than hagville.

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>>43717102
good monsters, soft fluffy feathers, fat asses from flying all day and not really using their legs, at least an A tier monster archetype if not higher

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>>43717390
Cuckquean is a fetish for classy ladys.

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>>43717471
Yeah and cuckoldry is for classy men

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>>43717400
Coiling alone is already too much, she wouldn't even need to use her voice to win over most anons in these threads.

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>>43717496
Cuckoldry for men is for cucks anon, cuckquean is a whole different animal.

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>>43717438
Marrying a Wendigo is a power boost.
A Mindflayer is a nerf.
An Atlach-Nacha is a boost.
A Shoggoth is ... Something?
Not too sure about Night-Gaunt.

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Raping my autism dogwife after she doesn’t let me go out with the boys for a third night in a row

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>>43717507
also for cucks
don't defend cucks

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>>43717514
I am not, there is nothing lower than a male cuck. A creature not worthy of life.

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>>43717509
Nightgaunt’s stronger than Mindflayer’s transformation but you’re even more stuck to her since she has a meltdown if you’re not within groping range at all times

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>>43717509
>Become a giant spider after a weird loli with spider legs in her back seduced me
It'd be super weird being an actual giant spider. Imagine seeing in a larger area, being bigger in general, and having multiple limbs (and tentacles)

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>>43717509
>A Mindflayer is a nerf
Hardly. What I wouldn't give to fix a few things in my noggin.

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>>43717545
>>43717509
Nevermind. You meant the transformation.

Can the squidman be bigger? Can we get a partial transformation with tentacles coming out of our back?

[Anonymous No.]

>monsterboy shit discussion
I'm out

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>>43717545
>>43717552
Yeah. As for the mind flaying thing; you'll definitely get fixed but you'll also end up with a tentacles fetish and a desire to see the deep one awake from her slumber.

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>>43717552
>partial transformation
I don't see why not

[Anonymous No.]

Why are hags like this?

[Anonymous No.]

Report all cuckshit as off-topic.
Ignore all cuckshit posts.
You have let a SINGLE POST derail the entire thread after several hours of good discussion.

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>>43717528
The only monster I would ever want is a Night Gaunt. I love them because I want to grope and rape my submissive yandere wife. For me it's about how clingy and yandere she is and being able to experience her her entire body. I love latex and submissive girls.

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>>43717569
The longer a monster goes without deck, the more sex is on her mind.
Hag brains are at least 90% sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43717555
>Not wanting a power boost

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>>43717102
I want to stroke the feathers of a harpy's wing

[Anonymous No.]

>Want to introduce your new wife to your parents
>Your dad has a heart attack and has to be hospitalized because you were a giant spider when he opened the door

[Anonymous No.]

>>43717616
All I need is my wife and no transformashit, fuck power and fuck you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43717616
I hate that and shotafaggotry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43717616
>what is normal incubization

[Anonymous No.]

>>43717618
Harpy wings are one of the few things you can stroke and pet without the monster getting way too aroused.

[Anonymous No.]

>portals open
>monsters step through to find earth in 2028
>it's a wasteland
>thermonuclear world war 3 between usa and china wiped everything out
>there's only a quickly declining population of a few hundred humans left
What will Monsters do now?

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>>43717644
It's another form of handholding.

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>>43717663
Necromancy of course why do we have to have this discussion EVERYDAY.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43717663
collaboration between liches and eros church organizers when they hear about all the single dead men with unfulfilled wishes, undead will have a field day, get new questions

[Anonymous No.]

>>43717644
Aren't birds in real life often aroused by their owners petting them?

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>>43717400
I like to think a lamia would sing about her husband being a snake charmer

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>>43717676
>the ways we pet, where we pet, and how long we pet are other factors in the sexual messages we may be communicating to our birds.
Either you learn bird petting language, or you'll have a horny harpy on your hands.

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Onis always go on how sake tastes better when it's served by a boy.
Is the opposite true? Would sake served by a cute yokai taste better?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43717713
i'll check with ms march hare for pointers, she's good with communication

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that Inari are literally the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow as far as monstergirls come.
Banshee are a close second

[Anonymous No.]

>>43712924
I can feel huge amounts of hag energy from that picture

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>>43717752
Leprechaun girl when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43717752
That's a big belly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43717672
It's really topical. Really, really topical.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43717752
and here i thought that would be creeping coin

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>>43717818
hip windows delight me

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>>43717675
Yeah I don't think they're going to revive millions of dead men who were vaporizer by nuclear fireballs that easily.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43717837
Hip windows are only worth a damn when they reveal nopan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43717843
Those grimderp shitposts are boring, get some new material already

[Anonymous No.]

>>43717843
turns out it was really easy

[Anonymous No.]

>>43717862
Can't prove it wrong lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>43717882
wisps will make it easy, those souls aren't going anywhere

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>>43717964
I don't like how smug this cow is, how can that be fixed?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43717965
Sorry miss wight there's no africans around here right now

[Anonymous No.]

Hags

[Anonymous No.]

>43717981
Neck yourself mick

[Anonymous No.]

Wights love darkness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43718002
Yeah, wights are for black men only

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Black and Wight

[Anonymous No.]

Stop samefagging bitch.

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[Anonymous No.]

Will you guys ever accept that you lost when it comes to Wights? You all go on a rancor about how Wightfag was BTFO but you guys memed so hard that you ended up making Wights into the official blacked monster yourselves anyway, he didn't have to do anything but sit back and relax. Now the fanart gallery for her is full of Wight & Black and that's all you think of or mention every single time Wight gets posted or brought up, and then one or two of you blame the boogeyman from Ireland for it when those posts come from your own ranks.
So will you guys ever accept that you lost? Wight is blacked forever, deal with it.

[Anonymous No.]

Do you lose self control when you become an incubus? Thinking how becoming a incubus is the only way to be able to bully monsters

[Anonymous No.]

>>43718089
The only way that happens if you drink that one potion too much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43718084
Shut up, Cheryl. You should be happy KC took your waifu away. It's the ultimate cucking, just like you wanted.
>muh galleries
Cleaned and sterilized
>muh threadshit
You are the one forcing it, Cheryl. Leave these threads and never return.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43718084
Thankfully I never really was into Wights so it doesn’t really effect me she’s just a basic pale skinned woman compared to the other monster girls.
Also the monster girls I am into are very hard and I would even say impossible to corrupt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43718109
>You should be happy KC took your waifu away. It's the ultimate cucking, just like you wanted.
Fucking based.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43718109
just ignore the troll, wightfag doesn't read these threads. wights have been and always will be cute

[Anonymous No.]

Whights seem to me just like Vampires 2 they have the same general vibe of stuck up nobles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43718089
Becoming an incubus is only removing your exp cap. If you become an incubus too fast you still have a normal humans resistance to pleasure but the horniness of an incubus.
>How much you can cum or how long you can maintain erection does rely somewhat on your sex levels but they are mainly based on your basic physical stats. So if one were to become Incubus too fast, like for example by some potions or magics from Succubi, it is very likely that they will be befuddled by their state where they just can't stop cumming and their erections not going away, thus losing control and just giving into the pleasure.

[Anonymous No.]

Fuck dogs

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>>43718146
Anon takes a potent potion for a power-up, he is tired of the goblins raiding his tavern of all its beer and food, he's gonna teach them a lesson!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43718202
anon actually got the potion seller to give him her strongest potions

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>>43718174
I suppose I am racially obligated to do so

[Anonymous No.]

WTF anon, you told me I was safe under the covers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43718248
Thats just your guard, to make sure your extra safe

[Anonymous No.]

>>43718275
>to make sure your extra safe
To make sure my extra safe what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43717102
>no hag harpy who gets so scared and flustered when she finds out you and her made an egg together

[Anonymous No.]

Wights and their tall brown husbands

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>>43718219
He must have really impressed the potion seller to make her consider him strong enough for her potions.

[Anonymous No.]

You forgot the part where the said niggy was a cuck who wanted to see her being fucked by dogs. So much for your shitlog fetish lmao.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43718219
In a perfect world, men like him would not exist
But this is not a perfect world

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I am a “dog” woof woof.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43718420
Would cat toys work on jinkos?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43718433
Absolutely

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>>43718433
they would work on cheshires anon

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>>43718441
That will make too easy to hunt

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>>43718248
You're supposed to make sure someone isn't already under them.

[Anonymous No.]

Bro, how is monster rape real? Just consent and they'll go away without the rape thrill

[Anonymous No.]

>>43718518
nerf consent, manticores will never recover

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>>43718518
I'll just be myself and they'll give up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43718518
I'm too devoit of touch and love to understand what rape is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43718441
>laser guided jinkos

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>>43718131
based hopechad

[Anonymous No.]

>>43718569
Oh, that's a great idea for some weekend entertainment. Just sit in the back of the bar and point the laser at guys and watch jinkos pounce them

[Anonymous No.]

>>43718577
>Anon gets confronted by two cupids
>one thanks him for his help
>the other gets flustered that someone did her job

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Anon had a brilliant scheme, he will play matchmaker bring monsters and men together, in hopes that eros will take notice and for his good deeds let him live a good loveless life.

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>>43718591
>Thank you for the help but you're alone right?
>Why did you do that, it was my target! Repay me!
You can either accept them both the easy way or you'll accept them the hard way. Either way by the end of the day you will thank Eros.
>>43718640
>let him live a good loveless life.
He's gonna end up with a dozen Cupids and Houri's on him.

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>>43718640
Watch he gets married to Eros herself.

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>>43718433
>>43718441
>Anon wins every argument with his jinko waifu by using a laser pointer
>when he has to bring out the big guns he gets the tuna cans from the locker
>the really fancy tuna that's almost $7 a can

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>>43718651
Or better if he gets Mara's attention.

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>>43718640
>Eros is too busy dealing with every Dense Anon in the world to deal with your stuff
>have an Houri or seven

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>>43718652
>the really fancy tuna that's almost $7 a can
>each time you crack open that can of tuna you can also hear your jinko wife's panties dropping

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>>43717616
Power is an empty ambition. What are you going to do with it? Hurt someone? Kill someone? Pick big rocks up and put them back down again? I'll be perfectly happy living with my wife as a normal human being, thank you very much.

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>>43718702
Yeah i want to bully monstergirls

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>>43718518
>Monster girl just becomes her enthusiasm when you consent to what she's about to do to you
>Even dresses you back up, looking resigned and disappointed
>Slowly walks away, takes one last look at you and sighs before leaving.

[Anonymous No.]

You are tonguing your wife's butthole, right?
She loves it when you eat out her little donut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43718702
>Pick big rocks up and put them back down again
Hey masonry work is a hard and heavy lifting job, you’re just jealous I can build awesome structures faster than you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43718742
Stop sneaking into my bedroom to see what I am doing you weirdo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43718745
most complex albanian job

[Anonymous No.]

>>43718742
you're talking about it as if I have a choice

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>>43718722
Now for the counterattack or in this case Counter-Rape

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>>43718652
>have twin jinko daughterus
>both have a crush on the same boy
>you catch them after school pretty much pulling the kid apart from his arms
>you just sigh and pull out your trusty laser pointer and shine it at their feet
>both of them stop what they're doing and jump for the green dot knocking each other out
>you just pat the kid on the back and invite him to dinner this weekend and hand him your laser pointer
>tell him he's gonna need it and to buy the batteries online you don't want them to see you buying those
>that's when their teacher Ms. Nekomata comes running up asking if you saw a green dot too

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>>43718845
Centaur are underrated
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nxls60aYSZA

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>>43718702
Princess carrying a 8ft tall Hellhound is a noble use of power.

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>>43718855
They have horse pussies.

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>>43717507
Cuckoldry and cucks are disgusting regardless of the gender.

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>>43716188
Personally I like the shog flayer combo, the shit they could do man
I also don't like harems at all so yeah shog flayer best

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>>43718861
Such a stylish hat!

[Anonymous No.]

I dont think the setting supports it exactly, but i like the idea that like if i had multiple wives that they would also love each other as much as me so its not just everyone in it for me and indifferent to each other.

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>>43718886
Just pick another setting.

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>>43717400
Her voice is too op anon, the coils are too much already
How can anyone resist? DL please nerf

[Anonymous No.]

I really like goat girls but at the same time i really dislike acohol and wine. Are there non drunkard satyroses around (sabbath lolis don't count don't try and trick me)

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>>43718911
You can always go for Christmas goats.

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>>43717675
I actually had a nightmare once where I was a ghost and the portals opened, but I never got resurrected
They just kinda forgot and it fucked me up bad for half the day lmao
Big fear of mine is the portals opening after I die and not getting brought back

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>>43718929
You’re going to be wisp bait that’s what that dream is telling you.

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>>43718920
>age, height, and B/W/H measured in goat
Damn, I don't remember those measurements in school

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>>43718940
I do like wisps....

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>>43718832
Best puzzle game about acquiring a harem ever

[Anonymous No.]

Still mad goblins aren't green

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>>43719003
I'm not. Attraction to snot skin is a mental illness.

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>>43719003
Here you go

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>>43719003
I like to imagine MGE goblins come in many different colors, that they’re the most diverse species of monster girls.

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>>43719010
Goddamn didn’t have to roast ogres like that.

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>>43712924

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>>43719052
I don’t want to say it but this gives me old mid 2000s creepypasta vibes, you know the ones.

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>>43719010
Ogre correction is needed
>>43719013
Cute gobo

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>>43718702
I can fuck my wife harder

[Anonymous No.]

We are having sex with squid now

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>>43719103
I like the crown she has.

[Anonymous No.]

Mesugaki hellhounds causing trouble in your neighborhood

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>>43719143
i'm sure they're just misunderstood

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>>43713064
Sorry, I was too busy to shitpost. I’ll increase my output to make up for it. I am willing to work overtime, and I believe in our company’s values!

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>>43718929
That's one slime girl you don't want to mess with

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Monster girls?

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>>43719250
Sure.

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>>43719244
i can fix her

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>>43712924
Why are siths the only monster girl with a preference for white men?

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>>43719260
The Irish aren't human though.

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>>43719250
Love abyss monsters now

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>>43719303
i could go for some shogcake

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>>43719265
the irish aren't even white.

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>>43719250

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>>43719250
If you insist.

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>>43719308
Careful anon, that counts as marriage proposal

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>>43719337
slipping and slamming face first into eel titties

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>>43719367
Right where she wants you.

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>>43717562
>a desire to see the deep one awake from her slumber.
It’s not fair to blame her for that, I want her to enjoy her breakfast while it’s still warm. Not to mention that she snores like a chainsaw.

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>>43719371
The quote on quote monster that got it’s gimmick shifted to the abyssals.

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>>43719143
>msgk hellhound wants to hang out with you
>not sure which one of you is in danger

[Anonymous No.]

God I wish with all my heart I could get isakied to MGE

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>>43719403
it's a delicate dance of correction or degeneracy

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>>43718886
I think it’s supported, so it is. Otherwise they would fight to the death and the victor would rape you over the loser’s corpse, like human women.

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Where are the hardcore monster x monster rapes? I’m very concerned about the skills of my eventual rapist and want to compare them as effectively as possible before settling down.

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>>43719501
I was confused at first and thought you were talking about abyssal stuff where (You) rape the monster.

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>>43719501
Miss Ushi is extremely prepared for this job interview.

[Anonymous No.]

Had a dream where I had to rescue a wolfgirl maid form a burning mansion and she ended up all burnt like Hanako from katawa shoujo.
It made me realize DE fixing everything is just kinda bogus and there should be some limit to it.

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>>43719604
consider merse

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>>43719604
Fuck off grimderp I see what you’re doing.

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>>43719614
I dont like grimdark, I just think DE shouldn't be so overpowered.
Besides scarred girls trigger protection instinct

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>>43719535
I’m too delicate for low-brow and unskilled rape. So I must either watch anons get raped by various monsters, or watch monsters rape each other.
>>43719548
Funny, I don’t remember there being a rating system for rapists. It’s deeply concerning that official rape-standards are so slipshod.

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>>43719636
Naw it should be on looney tunes logic which it is and it will never change.

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>>43719641
You could always have normal sex with monsters not everything has to be rape.

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>>43719664
what a strange concept

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>>43719614
Aside from injury, scars carry sentimental and mnemonic value. Monsters are even more sentimental than humans, and can make anon attracted to any of their features. It may vary, but the warrior types probably favor scars, whether on themselves or their mates. As long as function ain’t impaired it should be fine.

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>>43719692
I didn't mean to sound like I was praising grimdark, I just want to hold the scarred wolfu in my arms until she falls asleep

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>>43719664
But it will eventually be rape, with monsters involved. Best to be prepared. Also ‘normal sex’ and monster…Anon I…

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>>43719697
need

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>>43719709
I didn’t assume you were praising grimdark. I tolerate human scars. The same would be true with monster scars. Of course monsters would tolerate scarring on humans. They would be more tolerant than humans, I think.

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>>43719750
This lady. She just seems so... great. I wanna hold hands and cuddle with all night long. And it's the scars that really make her attractive. Like those broken Japanese ceramics with gold used to fix them.

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>>43719692
that's how it do. look at merse

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You will be taken by a rat witch
You will feed her cheese while she studies spells

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>>43719799
i was going to refuse but then her hips were rocking so it's fine

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>>43719763
I’ve seen greater scarring irl, w/o feeling aversion. The term for the use of metallic dusts with ceramic is kintsukuroi, iirc. There was a greentext about a zombie and her broken cup(?)…

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>>43719787
She looks pretty hot. I would li-
>pinky lift while drinking from a can
Never mind, too fancy for me. I guess it’s back to half elf/human/werewolves who are bad at math.

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>>43719763
What could scar an oni like that? They are tough, and MGE is pretty safe.

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>>43719936
she's a little clumsy

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>>43719936
you ever try suplexing a realm beast with your bare hands? it's how she got that tit scar, just a little bit of horn goring before it got utterly destroyed

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>>43719936
I always thought it'd have to be either a Tragic Accident or she did something Very Heroic. Nothing like a war, or whatever, but running into a collapsing building to save others. That kind of thing.

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>>43716053
Source on the kitsune? Saucenao and yandex aren't helping.

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>>43719936
fighting over some anon with wurm before bicorn came in as the mediator

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G'night, y'all.
BURN DOWN THE THREAD. CLEANSE IT WITH SEXY FIRE. SEXY SEXY SEX FIRE.

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>>43720058
No, bad hebi.
No thread fires

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>>43720058
Bad hebi, no body heat for a week

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automatons are very good girls, and they love you very very much, even if sometimes they're not very good at showing it. don't forget to hug, kiss, and cuddle with your automaton whenever you think she might be getting lonely

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>>43718862
Yes, and horse assholes.

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>>43720058
Hebis are violent

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>>43720093
territorial*

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>>43720035
Bicorns are the finest mamono, they teach sharing and cooperation.
>2 big scary manomos fighting over a terrified Anon
>"quick, anon, stick your D in here, I'll sort this out"
>fighting stops
>big mamonos have to calm down, apologise, ask the bicorn politely to borrow a length of Anon

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>>43717400
Anon, I wank it to her every week. I'm just too poor to commission art of her

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>>43720163
mrs. bicorn holding your hand and soothing you while you get fucked by big, scary monsters...

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>>43720089
i like how they can register their user with their tongue

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>>43720163
Can't decide between all these hot mamonos, Sir Anon?
Simple.
Fuck the black Hoss-pussy.
Then she'll help you fuck them all.

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>>43720195
beep boop! (robot for i love you)

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>>43720226
cute lishp

[Anonymous No.]

Alright Miss Bicorn, first and foremost remember that you're my number 1, and that'll never change. If we're going to do this harem thing, you've got to promise me that every night, you sleep right beside me. Now, you want me to pick a few other girls I'd like, but truth be told, you're the only one I truly want. So, if you're gonna collect a harem for me, I'm not gonna make it easy. For the 6 other girls, I'd like sandworm, shirohebi, black harpy, baphomet, whitehorn, and holstaur.

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>>43720264
never really got the logistics of centaur-in-a-bed.
are you perpendicular or horizontal to her?

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>>43720277
Face-to-face.

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>>43720277

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>>43720285
those positions still suck for sleeping. also z-ton blows

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>>43720299
Kamidori was a fun game.
And the angels were great gals.
Fuuuuuuck that fox scene though.

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>>43720196
>Huge Oni is looming over puny Anon as he runs down the alleyway
>deadend, no escape, she's gaining, his pelvis is about to get shattered
>"psst, quickly, in here!"
>Anon runs through the door, straight into the tail of a tiny blackhoss
>"Hurry, if you want to keep your pelvis intact, stick it in!"
>hot tight wet hosspussy
>Anon cooms in fright as behind him the enraged Oni tears the door off the hinges hunting for Anon
>tiny blackhoss turns and steps up to the howling Oni
>with her tiny hand she grabs the Oni's pussy and ass like a bowling ball
>the Giant Oni freezes in shock
>"Now, if you want my husband's cock, you'll assume the position, spread your worthless hole, and ask me politely."
>Anon only has a fear-boner as it looks like the little blackpony is about to get torn apart
>the Oni drops to her knees in the alley, reaching back to tear off her ragged loincloth and her strong fingers spread apart her wet folds
>the little bicorn has her fore-hoof on the back of the Oni's head as her face is in the mud
>"Now, ask me nicely."
>"Mistress... please... may your unworthy servant have the blessing of your Anon's cock in her unworthy pussy...?"
>the Bicorn smiles and reaches over to fondle her Anon's cock to full hardness while her tongue caresses his ear to whisper
"There you go, my Husband. Fuck this dirty little hole until she begs for your coom... then we'll have her round up all her sisters in a row and you can correct them all..."

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>>43720285
>>43720290
You'll only ever get to cuddle as little spoon or Face-to-face with a centaur, at least in bed. You get to be the big spoon every time you ride her.

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>>43720325
lap pillow could work

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>>43720325
Or you take the abyssal potions and grow to 12 feet tall and cuddle her that way, but most anons are too touchy to go down that path of magic.

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>>43720325
You can be the small-spoon down her front with those big titties cradling your head
Or sometimes she sleeps kneeling upright - then Anon can just go to sleep leaning forward over her wide rump
>finest sleep is collapsed like that over her rump after fucking her for hours, with Anon's D still oozing cum into her hosspussy, and wake her for more by stirring your morning wood in her gooey mess

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>>43720362
If you were a monster girl, you'd be a jubjub with how coomerbrained you are

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>>43717752
>bow in front
Aint that the mark of the prostitute?

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>>43720393
Calarts is an abomination lmao.

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im going to fuck an old oni by wrestling her then fucking her, if i cant today, ill traintill i ppin her and fuck her brains out

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>>43720393
God the eye brows going through Luka’s eyes is fucking with my OCD.
Also yes I headcanon Luka and Alice are happily married in MGE and all the bullshit that happens in MGQ doesn’t happen.

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>>43720285
>be Anon
>a quiet night at home with his Bicorn waifu
>she's lying along the couch, reading her latest book, her Anon snuggled in against her front, her breasts gently cradling his head
>she reaches down and gently ruffles the Kiki's ears as she sucks Mashtah's balls
>there's a knock at the door
>instinctively the Kiki springs up to get it, but the Bicorn just pushes her head back down to her true task
>the Lamia calls out from the hallway, "It's an Ice-Dragon, Mistress... she says she's come all the way from the Mountains, and she has many bags of gold..."
>the Bicorn sighs, her chest moving around her Husbando's tired head as she puts down her Book of Positions
>"Oh, well she can obviously afford a room at the Inn, and tell her don't come back until late in the morning, we're going to bed. You, me, yes you little kiki... and you two over there..."

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>>43720449
At worst, there's a bit of safe vore play but nothing serious or bad end.

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https://files.catbox.moe/rcwoui.jpg
The fate all human boys deserve.
Source: 2021-2-2 / Reisen by starraisins

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>>43717390
I'd love to sniff bicorn breath

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>>43720264
How does a Sandwurm fit in a harem?
Is there room in there for everyone else, and all those hooves and talons clattering around in her mouth?

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>>43720196
Bicorns are the Pikachu of MGE
>Fuck-battle every mamono you find to be the Best Anon
>Gotta fuck 'em all!

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>>43720533
Sandworms are pretty big. I'm sure everyone can fit in there. We'll make it work

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>>43720473
A fate worse than death, may that poor boy find peace

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>>43720362
>>43720391
>Anon's "noble Centaur warrior princess" is embarrassed and blushes fill her pale porcelain cheeks when other mamonos greet her her in the streets with 'Oh, we so rarely see you in town these days, since you got married'
>her sisters have had to take over running the family transportation business as she's never in the office except for quick visits to sign contracts
>she hired a discreet Kiki from the Maido Academy to do all her domestic chores
>as soon as she's back from her rare outings into town she kicks off her silver clip-on fancy shoes, drops her silken skirts on the floor and presents her dripping hole to serve her Master Anon's cock
>her face blushes almost as pink as her hoss-pussy as she begs her Master for his coom
>the ancient saying:
>'Noble Centaur in the streets, Thirsty Hosspussi in the sheets'

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Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that sometimes even elves can be savage.
You just have to go to the wilder woods to find them and their cousins tend to look down on them a bit for being primitive.
But hey, it gets you elf abs so whats to complain about?

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I just realized I'm bogey bait, how do I avoid being claimed by a plush giant bros? I'm short, love cuddles, I have tons of plushies too help me

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>>43720661
You'll be getting tit smothered by ghosts too.
https://files.catbox.moe/hmo2xg.jpg

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>>43720679
>How do I avoid
You don't

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Maybe if I offer to pay the High Orc Warlord tribute in food, she'll leave my farm alone and won't have me raped and forcefully married...

[Anonymous No.]

Don't lie or deny it. Monstergirl-made social media has and is ruining generations of human men into being manwhores that love monstergirl pussy while insulting and demoralizing women.

[Anonymous No.]

>Enter a cave
>It has a natural spring inside
>Step closer
>A Titania appears out of nowhere above the spring
>"Let me ease your weariness. Close your eyes..."
This seems like a trap.

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>>43720799
Yeah at the end of the end all of this is porn and is ruining both sides. But I will give MGE this there is at least some morals to it of a husband and a wife loving each other.

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>>43720799
Yeah at the end of the day all of this is porn and is ruining both sides. But I will give MGE this there is at least some morals to it of a husband and a wife loving each other.

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>>43720666
>be Noble Centaur Princess
>it's the Annual MGC Summer Festival
>had to make social contributions to the festival, now attend the Mayor's formal opening ceremony
>finest ballgown, tiara, jewelled hoof clipons
>greeting all the lesser Guild-Ladies politely and making small-talk
>Husbando in his finest suit reaches up and whispers in her twitching ear
>"As soon as that mindless Zombie starts her speech, I'm going to drag you into that alley over there and fuck your brains out like a common little street-whor-se..."
>keep her face calm and hope the passing Mamono ladies can't tell she is already dripping down the back of her thighs

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>>43720934
I think anon is not trying to make IRL commentary. He's talking about like a TikTok or Twitter in the MGE-world. And MGE's version of Instagram would still be exactly like regular ol' Instagram in our timeline, but is instead filled with Male "Instagram Models" which is just another word/version of thots, but again, its men and boys. And unsuprisingly, OnlyFans in MGE, also filled to the brim with Manwhores and impressionable young boys selling their birthday suits and feet images online.

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>>43720879
>Enter a cave
>It's dark, humid, and wet
>Step closer
>Everything around you rumbles
>Within a moment, you're tossed around the cave
>Notice it's quite fleshy
>Some tongue shaped like a girl grabs you
This was most definitely a trap/

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>>43720966
Ah that was my second guess but I chose the first option that he was talking about irl stuff since porn can be a destructive thing.

[Anonymous No.]

what happened to this waifufag - his twitter is gone?
https://twitter.com/A_New_Idea
did he an hero

[Anonymous No.]

>>43717738
I bet alcohol tastes bitter when it's an old hag kitsune pouring it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43720977
Okay, okay I see. You watch and follow Matt Walsh. But please, spare me the "anime is actually satanic" boomer talking point. I already get that in my Twitter feed just as much as the left-wing commie socialist crap I already witness.

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>>43720998
>Matt Walsh
Not really sure who that is but I was more talking about porn itself rather than animes in general.

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>>43720579
Yeah, I figure a polite Anon is going to at least take his shoes off becore being soft-vored.
It's all the sharp hooves and pointy horns moving around in her soft mouth that might be a problem.
The Sandwurm might have to hand out fluffy slippers.

[Anonymous No.]

Don't let the cats fool you. They are predators.

[Anonymous No.]

>*various gunshots, explosions, gunfire and sounds of various military vehicles and aircraft going on in a battlezone*
>"I serious anon. My shoes are real and legit. Yeah I don't know if these are 'Jordans' or not, but I'm telling you they real. So don't you fucking dare say they're fake again or I'll rifle-butt your butt so hard until there's nothing but a butt left!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>43720137
Both don't speak to me anyway. I'm invisible IRL '

[Anonymous No.]

>plap plap plap get raped get raped get raped

[Anonymous No.]

>>43721064
>I'm invisible IRL
Not invisible. It's just because you give off creeper vibes.
Smile more and say hi to people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43721064
>Completely Invisible
Ghost anon about to get nabbed up by a lonely Wisp.

[Anonymous No.]

we need an electric elemental as well as a metal, wood, and maybe aether elemental, we already got fire, water, earth, wind, and ice

[Anonymous No.]

>>43721074
If I smile I look like a serial killer also I don't have any drive to smile but that should be obvious since I'm here
>>43721075
Don't like undead especially wisp. No fluff

[Anonymous No.]

>>43721074
Yes, please smile and say hi more often. Don't forget to offer an umbrella to anyone who needs it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43721054
I'm gonna reproduce with her.

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>>43719799
Oh no!

[Anonymous No.]

I will not invite a Vampire into my house. I would never have sex with a bloodsucker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43721126
>He had sex with a bloodsucker

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>>43721099
Well, you smile when it makes sense. Something funny happens, accidental, someone makes a joke, etc, etc, smile and maybe give a slight chuckle in those situations. A flip will switch in people's brains that tells them you're approachable. Of course, don't do it all the time because that's creepy in its own right.

Smiling literally changes your emotion and attitude if you do it enough. Like how comedy and change a dark, depressing situation into a jovial one.

If you walk around everywhere with a serious, thousand-mile stare, or you're staring at the ground. Of course no one's gonna talk to you or acknowledge you. You look threatening and/or unapproachable.

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>>43720449
don't they get together at the end of part 3?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43721126
What about a finanical bloodsucker, like your Nurarihyon landlord?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43721145
Yeah I believe so but I’m saying take away all that other garbage that was in the games Luka doesn’t need all that shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43721149
>nurarihyon
>implying they'd ever own anything
I will kick a smokehobo out of my house. I would never have sex with a homeless person.

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>>43720666
DLs numbers of truth
>Anon cooms inside the noble centaur princess as she whinnies in heat
>her Master Anon pulls out of her wet mess with a trail of cum-rope falling onto her thighs
>Anon steps backwards into the plush padded armchair
>their dutiful Kiki already has a restorative cold beer and sammich on a tray at his elbow
>Master Anon regards the gasping centaur sprawled across the ornately carved mahogany coffee-table
>"Clean her up for later...", and the dutiful Kiki springs to obey
>"...with your tongue."
>the obedient Kiki's face is calm as she complies with her Mashtah's wishes, but her deft tongue is already pushing deep into her Mishtress' depths to lick up every stray droplet
>the noble Centaur howls as her coom is taken from her, but she knows how hard this scene makes her Master Anon, and how much harder and deeper he will pound her battered cervix in the second round.
>So she lifts her sweat-soaked tail and pushes her steaming pussy back against the Kiki's hungry mouth to please her Master Husbando.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43721142
I know and I already do that at work but your forgot a major point: no one speak with randoms. It's about social circles you are either in it or a complete outsiders and a nuisance if you try to insert in it. Mamonos break this stalemate by going and speaking to random human men. Real people don't.

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>>43721092
Zap-weasels and Lightning-birbs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43721170
>no one speak with randoms
They do. Happens all the time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43721187
Not here, every country is different on that matter. I know that it is common in murica

[Anonymous No.]

>>43721196
Be the change you wanna see.

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>>43721203
And get sue, harassed online or stabbed. All that just to become "visible" by normies?
No thanks, waiting for portal is less insane.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43721134
Bloodsuckers are to be loved and respected. Treat them right and I’m more than sure they will treat you the same.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43721037
And they were tamed by a greater predator call human men through petting and playing with them. The story will repeat itself

[Anonymous No.]

>>43721218
Artillery strike full of citronella are the only answer that bloodsuckers deserve

[Anonymous No.]

>>43721165
Deep down noble centaurs are all w-horses.
The deeper down the better.

[Anonymous No.]

https://exhentai.org/s/926e58b755/2579141-1

[Anonymous No.]

>>43721218
They're not very likely to treat you as an equal even if you treat them well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43721212
No one's gonna freak out if you ask the weather, time of day, or say hi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43721230
Had a dream last night about smashing a giant spider. And no, not the lewd smash. More like sledgehammer smash.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43721221
But this time the cats also have hands to pet with.
Be careful lest the petter becomes the pettee

[Anonymous No.]

>>43721253
And they have massive belly to rub, nice fluffy ears to nibble and ass to spank. Sadly for them they can't pet me, I'm flufless. Kot never stood a chance, no one can beat the cock

[Anonymous No.]

>>43721236
They will see you as a weirdo at best. That's how things work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43721054
>*the first feline assault wave stacks on the door of Anon's house*
>In the confusion and not using active ear-pro over their fluffy extremities, none of them hear the Bicorn step in behind their SAW-gunner in her rubber slip-on shoes
>Saw-kitty gets shoulder-slammed into the brickwork, her chest-rig askew, the optic on her SAW pressing painfully into her right kitty-titty
>A hard voice like she hasn't heard since her Drill-Sergeant in Basic rasps in her ear
>"So, numb-flaps, you losers figured you could just, what? Waltz in and steal my Anon..?"
>"Uh, Ma'am, no, Ma'am, we just heard there was an Anon... and,uh, we kinda thought he needed rescuing from..."
>"From what, you useless virgin. You think you're gonna 'rescue' my poor Husbando Anon from being ballsdeep in a harem full of prime mamono pussy? With this unfucked little hole..?"
>the Gunner-kot cringes as her ears are assaulted, and barely has time and thought to realize the back of her combat pants are being torn apart around her tail-flap.
>the Squad leader halts her team's breacher with a hand-sign as she realises they've lost all enfilade fire-support on the left flank
>the whole team drops their weapons in awe as they turn to see their Saw-gunner assuming the T-pose and a grinning Bicorn guiding her Husbando's cock into the upraised kot-hole.
>Once the engorged head is sliding into her, the Bicorn snaps out a blazing knife-hand at the entire squad.
>"Alright! The rest of you dry-flaps drop your gear, get over here, and form a line, or I'll have my Anon skullfuck your stupid faces instead. Move!"
.
>by the time MGCPD finally responded to the 'disturbing the peace' calls, they just scopped the cum-dripping mess of kots into the paddy-wagon and dumped them in the river to cool off

[Anonymous No.]

>>43721054
SHUT THE FUCK UP and lay down some covering fire you dumb feline.

[Anonymous No.]

Gib ytoob lassyba Sonomam.

[Anonymous No.]

Cry me a river.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43721293
>Anon's Kiki-maido/7th-waifu starts picking up the piles of weaponry as the line of Kots all present their holes in poor attempts at T-poses.
>"Pfft! Iz Grem-tech schittgunz. I iz zurprized zhey didn't blow zhere ztoopid handtz offs..."
>She'll drop them off at the Cyclops-girl blacksmiths shop in the morning on the way to the Market
>The Kiki staggers past the end of the line of kots with her bundle of loot.
>She stops and kicks the Grenadier-Kot's leg into a straighter posture
>"Tsszk... more Pee-Teez, lesz muskcle-pozink... you needz to getz your kot-puzzy up schtraiter zhan zhat fur mein Anon."
>the kot whimpers but tries to lift her bared ass higher

[Anonymous No.]

>>43721346
>>43721293
And now I'm diamond hard. I don't know if I can handle a harem of more than 4-5 it's already a lot of people

[Anonymous No.]

>>43721226
And polite little Academy Kikis pretend that theyre just well-behaved discrete little serving maidos.
When they will eagerly submit to all their Mashta's - and Mishtress' - darkest desires...
...then gleefully clean up the sticky mess afterwards.

[Anonymous No.]

A Satyros at my private school tried to ask me out but I had to reject her because my parents don't want me dating a Monster since they're very human racialist and really don't like Mamono and I want to be a good son and honor their wishes. Besides, my parents are already arranging for me to marry the daughter of another rich human centric family's patriarch that my father is on good terms with so it wouldn't be possible even if I did want to date a Monster. The Satyros was very disappointed to hear this but there's always more fish in the sea so I'm sure she'll find somebody eventually, just not me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43721437
Extremist intervention is needed

[Anonymous No.]

>>43716219
Thank you wikiman

[Anonymous No.]

post damn female kids

[Anonymous No.]

>>43720935
>and nobody is listening to a single stumbling gibberish word in Mayor Zombie's opening speech
>every unmarried mamono is looking sideways at Anon's bared arse as he pounds his waifus brains out against the alley wall
>"DLiwtwm"
>Nobody cares as Mayor Zombie's attendants give up pretending, turn off her unread auto-cue, and lead her off the stage
>Every unmarried mamono pulls her schlick-wet hands out from under their festival finery to applaud politely
>Everymamono pretends not to notice that the Centaur Princess' tiara is askew and the back of her expensive spidersilk ballgown is now sticking to her tail as she staggers back out to cut the ribbon
>The married mamonos don't care. They already disappeared, dragging their Anons into alleyways, doorways, and behind market stalls.
>And now the Summer Festival really begins.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43721485
>Posting unreleased monster girls
Might as well break into KCs house and rob him, baka.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43721485
Nah, post pics of black harpies instead

[Anonymous No.]

>>43718702
Power isn't always physical. Maybe I wanna be the master of arcane arts, to be able to reshape the world as I see fit (bring me the tv remote from the other side of the couch with telekinesis, enchant the local water supply to give all girls who drink it or bathe in it big boobies as well as the back muscles to carry the boobies, and so on). Hurting others is often not even near the things I wanna do with my power.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43721432
>Bicorn's Kiki maido loves it when she and Anon-Mashtah bring home lots of different mamonos for their group-orgies:
>Mashtah's coom sprayed over everymamono
>liliraune nectar splashed everywhere
>Centaur and Bicorn juices all over the furniture
>Heckhund goo and slobber on everything and everyone
By the next morning:
>everything is spotlessly clean
>even if the Babayaga visits from the Academy with a UV-lamp, there's nothing amiss
>everymamono's torn clothing repaired, freshly laundered and pressed
>everybody still asleep except a happy Kiki humming 'Katyusha' as she makes everybody breakfast in bed
>with Mashtah's cum dripping down the scales of her thighs under her pristine uniform

[Anonymous No.]

>>43721253
>Finally finish to sell all the fish you catch today
>It's already evening
>Get back on your old boat
>Time to prepare dinner
>On the menu pistocu, goat cheese, grilled fish and some oranges
>Eat on the boat's deck with a few cold ones
>Pirate kot board your old fishing boat
>No attempt at stealth, she stares directly in your eyes trying to look as menacing as possible, holding a knife with her mouth
>"Nyah nyah nyah, I'm going to steal your v..."
>Throw A salted fish on her
>"If you're that hungry just ask dumb cat, also dry yourself with the towel or you will catch a cold"
>The cat look disappointed but to as say
>She sits next to you and accept the beer you offer
>She seems really sad
How to I cheer her up without "losing" to her. I thought about scratching the back of ears but it seems a little bit too lewd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43721559
I want to break into her cunny and rob her eggs with my seed

[Anonymous No.]

marry foxes

[Anonymous No.]

>>43718702
I want power for the sack of power. I will have my own bunker and rule it with a literal iron fist even it's empty and I'm the only one in it. I will chrome myself beyond reason just because I like cybernetics and power.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43721682
>ywn have a sack of power
Feels bad man

[Anonymous No.]

>>43721682
>wants sack of power
>Krampus suddenly takes notice

[Anonymous No.]

>>43721708
Fuggg, I'm maybe to retarded for power

[Anonymous No.]

>>43721559
>>Posting unreleased monster girls
And that's it?
What we waited so long for.
One loli merelizard?
FML open the portals now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43721708
>>43721723
Fuuuuuuuggg maybe I'm too retarded for power.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43721724
Forget power. Just marry a sandworm and become a wizard. Since every sexual act with her is technically not sex but oral, you keep your virginity, so you're still eligible to become a powerful wizard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43721766
I don't like sandworm at all, vore don't attract me. I heard that apophis can help you to become a powerful emperor but where is the catch?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43721485
Man I wish she was my wife

[Anonymous No.]

Fish. Pussy,

[Anonymous No.]

>>43721808
Attract pussy cat

[Anonymous No.]

>>43721485
I need the Onee-San version badly I am dying from a lack of one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43721833
Childhood friend possible? Being her bodyguard in the honor guard or something is possible for a human man?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43721790
You don't actually become emperor. Just a cupbearer for the actual emperor, apophis, who you help to become emperor or empress. Lots of hard work to achieve this. And no, you don't get to lewd the snake, because if you do, not only does she not become empress but you won't get that position in the court.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43721839
She's a Malef, in any case she'd make you a broodmate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43721842
Oh that's actually really disappointing and lame. I will stay in my dungeon then. I can be the king of it, even if it's empty

[Anonymous No.]

>>43721847
Lame.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43721847
Sweet

[Anonymous No.]

>>43721847
Can I still be a powerful dragon knight too or something like that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43721896
Sure but ya still gotta accept a Dragon that really wants to spend time with and pamper/smother you with attention and affection.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43721935
It Seems a little bit emasculating...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43721739
That just made me realize that there technically haven't been a single official release of a MG this year and we're halfway through it.

[Anonymous No.]

Goats are goat

[Anonymous No.]

>>43721896
>be Anon
>newly arrived thru the Portal
>Regal MereLizard shyly asks Anon if he'd like to become her Dragon-Rider
>yeahsurekewl
>tells Anon to turn up at the Royal Palace this evening, bring your 'big lance'...
>MereLizard is pacing nervously at the Palace Gate half an hour early
>"Anon, thank DL you're here - wtf?"
>RetardAnon has turned up in armour, helmet and holding a big shiny spear
>"Baka, you're not going to need to wear anything..."
>drags Anon into her quarters, throws the spear and the armor out into the moat until Anon is naked
>Manysuchcases

[Anonymous No.]

>>43722458
>Trickster! Where are the crusades? Where is the battlefield? You promised war and all I have in front of me is a weak lizard with wings, I will punish for your lies"
I can see that happening

[Anonymous No.]

Malef are just worse dragons.
There I said it.
Can I please put my head between some dragon titties now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43722522
>Dragon but... Le femdom +++++++++
ZZZZZZZzzzzzzzZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzz

[Anonymous No.]

How to get like, say, 4 or 5 black harpies simultaneously lewding me in my bedroom?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43722538
Invite them for some French fries.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43722458
>implying showing up dressed in armor wouldn’t be hot as hell to a dragon

[Anonymous No.]

>>43722536
Imagine being so butthurt about malefs that you repost the same low quality plebbit-tier shitpost every time they are mentioned

[Anonymous No.]

>>43722548
Nah, I wait for someone to complain about them now.

[Anonymous No.]

Ragging on the Malef release is beating a dead horse by now, but I hope to see a pic with this reference when the profile is out.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HkpS2Sdu2io

[Anonymous No.]

>>43722575
>Ragging on the Malef release is beating a dead horse by now
I'm gonna beat this dead horse until I get a undead bicorn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43722543
How many French fries should I procure?
Anything else besides fries?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43722587
You will poisoned them with all that fat and salt. Use a few rabbit's carcass instead.

[Anonymous No.]

Mister Anon, sir, what will your pleasure be?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43722610
TDN, RACE WAR, TDS please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43722596
My friend, I'm American. We're built for fat, salt, and unnatural chemicals. Fries won't hurt American harpies

[Anonymous No.]

>>43722618
You don't have to follow that circle of auto destruction, burger fren... Don't make your bird so fat, they can't even fly for fuck sake

[Anonymous No.]

>>43722618
Gotta say American Harpies have special allure.

[Anonymous No.]

>wake up to sounds of ceiling making really strained creaking noises at night
>suddenly something heavy crashes through my roof and falls into my bedroom, hitting the floor
>literally pulling my blanket up like it will protect me as I watch the thing that fell in stand up and rub its head
>mfw it's just a really curvy Kunoichi with breasts so heavy she caved through my ceiling while she must have been sneaking around rooftop to rooftop at night
>"....Oh, human.... uh, this is awkward..."
Can I sue her for property damage?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43722631
I won't. But a few fries won't hurt. I think 3 larges from McDick's is pretty modest. Assuming she's only getting 2 double quarter pounders

>>43722638
A bit too thicc for my liking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43722669
Keep it to yourself

[Anonymous No.]

>>43722639
>Can I sue her for property damage?
Sure, but wait until her two bigger sisters have arrived to help before assessing the damage bill.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43722639
Yes but she will pay with her body : bodyguard and sexo basically.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43722243
But you had some questions. The lack of release is strange but the average for the past few years is only two.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43722826
She's going to end up in a maid outfit and she's going to like it.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43722737
>>43722639
>>43722826
strange cows are coming to the ranch
some can disappear so quick and reappear just as quick
some have wings
some glow
some are quite aggersive et friendly
some even dig underground and munch on rocks

[Anonymous No.]

Am I supposed to resist knocking up the Pharaoh’s entire court or is this one of those missions you’re supposed to fail?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43722952
just do it and make the anon dynasty

[Anonymous No.]

>>43721667

[Anonymous No.]

Lilim appreciation post, imagine "the most dangerous game" but instead it's (You) running from a lilim

[Anonymous No.]

>>43722966
jesus, is this school with creeps like this? Man I just want to teach some kids

[Anonymous No.]

I'm in jail and not the sexy one because I tried to smuggle shady mana substitute and it end up in a gunfight with some other retards. I won't be allowed to marry any mamonos even after I'm out. They marked as a bad apple or something. I don't want a human woman ever so I'm fucked for this life cycle. Don't do the same anon, the money isn't worth it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43722979
>"Miracles in Everyday Life"

[Anonymous No.]

>>43722995
you know what im quitting then just go to hagviles high to teach

[Anonymous No.]

>>43722984
fuck off and go shitpost elsewhere

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43722979
just ordinary high school girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>43723010
This will happen a lot if portal open. A bunch of men will get fucked. Killing for money is forbidden and we both know that it's a daily occurence in our world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43723019
thats a fucking 30 year old and we both know it, Im like 7 years younger than her and why is this allowed?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43723030
she also made a very generous donation

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43723036
same thing with all the old women in my class for some reason i assume?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43723030
23 and still in high school?
Kek, you deserve it crayon eater.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43723046
Anon, im the teacher, not a student, lead paint eater

[Anonymous No.]

>>43723060
Fuck, I'm dumb

[Anonymous No.]

There could be angel posting in this very thread. We've got no way to know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43723046
>>43723060
>>43723066
Tactical haku has been deployed, do not resist

[Anonymous No.]

>>43723079
I really don't like those. Cow are not for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43723087
i'm not a big haku guy either. nice legs though

[Anonymous No.]

>>43712924

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

automaton haku vs organic haku
which is the better and sexier teacher?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43721158
>Smokehobo gets a bunch of other MGs into your home due to Mamono Mana Shananigans
>One becomes VERY attached to you and seeks to monopolize you because she sees how smokehobo treats you with neglect.
>https://monstergirlencyclopedia.miraheze.org/wiki/Special:RandomInCategory/Category:Zipangu_Region

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43723190
>Ochimusha
I'm OK with this outcome.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43723190
Shy-turtle [Umi Osho]
Shy and quiet, but a masochist who likes hard facefucking, being helpless rolled on her back, and can give underwater breathing.
Not in my top20 but as a house youkai sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43720879
Titanias are good girls anon, they wouldn't trick and trap you in fairy kingdom and make you bliss out from using magic on you to keep you there forever
Go with her anon, let her ease your woes

[Anonymous No.]

You're telling me I'll be loved by a monster just because I am a human male?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43723440

[Anonymous No.]

>>43723440
Possibly. Maybe you will die before your soulmate can reach you. I hope that it will happen to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43723427
Well that's reassuring! I'll trust her, then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43723073
Nah, pure Angels couldn't stand more than 5-10 minutes browsing all the degenerate Anon porn here.
They're often found collapsed at their keyboards, overcome with shock at all the Anon-ness and their hands wet with holy-perspiration from typing angelic correction missives on such sullied threads
>the rumour that's it's really annointed-mana from collapsing in paroxysms of furious Angel-pussy schlicking is a dirty lie spread by degenerate Lilims and totally not to be believed

[Anonymous No.]

>>43723015
Still love the idea of a dominant bicorn head wife or gangleader
Kinda like in the magus stories

[Anonymous No.]

>>43723482
Magus is annoying with bicorns, trying to force NTR on already married couples is really weird.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43723464
Oh by the way the fairies are doing some new aesthetics, but don't worry about it

[Breathfag No.]

>>43723427
Bro, I want my nose in that big fairy's mouth so bad.

[Anonymous No.]

So is this an MGE thread or can I post my wife?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43723602
sort of.
It's a MGE where you can also post other monster girls, so go right ahead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43723015
Technically Bicorns aren't cuckqweens, they're Dommes who bring home extra temporary sex-toys or extra harem-players to share with their equally Domme Anons.
[The dynamic is totally different to the pathetic sòyAnons who "poly" their 3Dslut with some TyroneBull who effectively replaces them as the man.]
>the harem partners are going to be mamonos who are naturally subs, or dom mamonos who are prepared to switch to join in with the Anon
>the 'poor losers' in a Bicorn game are the desperate single Mamonos who have given up hope of getting an Anon of their own and relegate themselves to 'begging for scraps' from the Bicorn to get at least a taste of sexx and hopefully a daughterfu to carry on rather than dying alone with no Portal and no Anon.
>that's why I wrote >>43714967 greentext & >>43716858, >>43717008 "Coom-onomics" theory as basically the whole town becomes a Shared-Anon Harem so every player gets a slice of the prize with her dignity preserved.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43723602
It depends on who is online to get angry about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43723602
Whoever you are please leave. Falseflaging scumbag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43723614
I didn't read what you said but I'm going to pretend it's cuck cope

[Anonymous No.]

Spanish mino or Mexican mino?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43723614
I wonder when KC is gonna say that bicorns actually don't want harems and that harems are bad because it's too close to cucking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43723614
>temporary
They aren't temporary. Bicorns are waifu hunters that work to expand the harem.
If you want something closer to temporary, there are Nurarihyon. But they just attract a big entourage that throws a party. You aren't expected to fuck everyone, and anyone you do fuck is now living with you as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43723614
>temporary
Look at this man and laugh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43723729
Probably depends on how popular paradox part 3 is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43723614
See, the potential loser in that meme-image is the Heckhund - yeah, she gets an exciting night of Anon D, but in the morning if she isn't joining the harem as a Junior-wife, the MGC "walk-of-shame" is a lot deeper issue than the 3d-version is. She's totally soiled-goods afterwards, even if she does happen to meet an Anon on her way home. And every mamono she meets will know she had a chance at an Anon but was rejected in the morning.
So the Anon and the Bicorn hold all the power over a poor wretched mamono who must be pretty desperate to consider their offer as the only chance she's got.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43723749
I just can't get into paradox so I'm kind of unsure what you're talking about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43723760
I'm saying the game has loads of fetishes he doesn't like so if it's popular he might purity spiral some more in response.

[Anonymous No.]

Fuck it. I'm going to talk about my tastes.

Been thinking about the kind of MGs I fancy. Setting aside all things cute and fluffy (squirrel, sheep, bird, not foxes), I'm a powerslut
>Girl strong enough to protect me
>Wise enough for interesting conversation
I like being told what to do when I know it's the right thing to do. (Conversely, I will voice my disagreement even at my own peril). I want to be acknowledged by the strong, and put to use as something more than a stress toy.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

The average adult human has five liters of blood and can lose 14% of that before experiencing significant physical side effects. That's .7 liters of blood that you don't even need, flowing through your veins. Why don't you give it to someone who can....make better use of it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43723797
How controversial.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43723822
I already made my donation to the vampire blood bank.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43723822
Mean, being a blood dealer to vampires wasn't the best choice of a career but damn does it pay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43723608
Okay. This is my wife. Please say something nice about her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43723822
Dorks, all of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43723822
>Why don't you give it to someone who can....make better use of it?
You're right! I should give it to a nice Dhampir!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43723822
I want to play with a vampire's ears and lick her fangs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43723797
(cont.)
I can't help but like Vampires because of their aesthetic. I'm a sucker for fangs and capes (or other flowing garments). Dragon wings have a similar effect, and Malef with her color scheme is very appealing.
I'm not sure how exactly I feel about Malef ruling their own little country. I'm nervous about a waifu having subjects besides myself. Partially because I want her to myself, and partially because it increases the possibility of servants.

I dislike servants. Maids, slaves (I'm okay with a singular butler when it's me). The servility rubs me the wrong way. Maybe that's why I don't like Pharaohs. I'd be much more comfortable alongside an Apophis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43723898
All monsters serve. The whole setting is heaped in layers of servitude. Ultimately no matter what some deus ex druella will force you to comply through overwhelming power.

[Anonymous No.]

Why did KC make siths? He could have just made his setting furry-free.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43723822
Because I already lose a lot of it during things I do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43723917
Because (theoretically) JP kemeno fags are not the gigantic, autistic problems that western ones are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43723914
Bad faith. We're all servants of Christ and the circle of life but that doesn't mean that you should be the slave of anyone or enjoy having slaves

[Anonymous No.]

>>43723964
It's only slavery if you consider feudalism slavery.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43723752
It's going to be pretty hard to toss-out a 'temporary' Hellhound in the morning especially after she's now got a load of Anon cum in her.
You'd need a very big Oni, or a very angry Kiki, to already be part of the Harem to even try it.
So any 'temporary' mamono is going to set herself firm and become part of the harem regardless.

The big paradox of Bicorns is that to become one, a loyal pure virgin Anon has to actively cheat on his loyal pure Unicorn waifu with some other mamono, or worse with some 3d - and since it has to be after he's marked as a married Unicorn Anon, I figure that event has to be so unlikely to happen naturally that some outwardly 'pure' Unicorns must deepdown desire to become slutty Bicorns and use their magic and mana marking or masking to deliberately manipulate their Anon and the other girl into it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43723917
He wants that furry moneybag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43724007
It's hard to imagine he's motivated by anything other than money at this stage.

[Anonymous No.]

Why has there been so much Alp fan art as of late?
And why is it actually good?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43724043
Pride month is alp month.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43724043
I want to bully this alp (sexually)

[Anonymous No.]

>>43724043
its possible that it was me who started it, with that fellatio suggestion alp pic I drew.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43724043
Because some people remember the day when one could have a Rule63 fetish without having to write up a gigantic essay and could instead just say "Yo they'd make a cute girl."

[Anonymous No.]

>>43723914
>"All monsters serve"
>He furiously mashes on his keyboard, sweat coalescing on his forehead beneath his rapidly deteriorating hairline
>Fresh cheeto dust in his greasy beard
>"How dare this anon discuss his preferences on the internet," he thinks.
>"Surely this post will teach him that his life is as pathetic and meaningless as my own.
>He squints closely, the hereditary glaucoma only more problematic in the dim light of his mother's basement
>Making every attempt to avoid being called a pajeet
>And yet, he forgets the comma

[Anonymous No.]

>>43724124
Do you have a archive of that stuff by the way?
Also: now draw her holding hands and happily pregnant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43722638
I’d date more harpies if they looked like this, but they’re so rare these days since they can barely fly and tend to have a complex about it

[Anonymous No.]

>>43724025
SPOTTED THE MICK
The Frog (not the one in the picture, but the blithering plouc) is also a faggot, but I needed to use mucus toad for the meme.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43723729
Pretty hard to write it out now, when its not only the whole content of the Bicorn page, but it was already half of the Unicorn page that they also become Bicorns by harem-ing.
It was more like KC was deliberately trying to force Harems into Unicorn lore rather than it somehow happened accidentally or as an unintended consequence of them being ultra-pure.
If Bicorns were produced differently - maybe as rare-variant Uniorn foals, like reverse-albinos with a reverse-purity nature, that would actually make more sense than the 'cheat on a Unicorn, turn her black' system, but its a bit too big a plot-point to retcon now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43724154
Fuck you, I haven't done anything wrong, stupid burger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43724154
>Frog
huh? did I miss something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43724185
Nothing, this anon doesn't like the french anon and need to be loud about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43724185
The overly zealous gatekeeper outed himself as an ESL Frenchie from the sticks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43724222
When was this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43724185
Gatekeeper has a new (possibly imaginary) nemesis who is Francophone, or possibly Irish with a gallic accent.
>Idk and idgaf about the three of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43724222
Baseless accusations, I didn't gatekeep anything and try to enjoy the thread like everyone else. Hope you get Alped, shit stirring faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43716219
I must admit, that is a very cute Alp. Would impregnate and possibly marry

[Anonymous No.]

>>43724222
>>43724228
I browse this thread every day and read every post made and I still have no clue what are you all talking about. Judging by the remarks about "gatekeeper", it seems like newfags are trying to come up with a strawman to protest gatekeeping.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43724179
Bicorns occuring naturally as a mutation (or possibly if a regular Unicorn just gets incredibly slutty while still being chaste) would fix a lot of things.

You have Alps like that one Dark Strategist that seeks out other potential Alps. It makes sense for there to be natural Bicorns that seek out potential haremfags.

Possibly story idea
>Anon gets bullied by a bunch of girls at school
>Bicorn senpai snooping on him, says she can help
>Hijinx ensues where Anon harasses all his bullies
>It turns out each one of them actually likes Anon. Touching confession turns into acts of passion
>At the end, the Bicorn tells Anon all the girls have formed a harem
>She's just happy to have helped all her kouhais (Anon and the girls) finally confess their love
>And she knows Anon wants her to join them
>Lengthy final sex scene

[Anonymous No.]

>>43724185
Frenchman complains about 3dpd and femdom on occasion I think. It's mildly annoying at worst and I suspect anon is bringing it up to stir shit for easy replies

[Anonymous No.]

>>43724343
>Frenchman complains about 3dpd and femdom
Oh right, that's what it was. He was the raging incel bringing up /pol/shit in the escapists fantasy thread, not the gatekeeper.

My bad. This thread has too many schizos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43724300
>Yep, and thats why idgaf about it all.
If its not actually related to MGE pix or waifu discussion, who cares about nationalities?
I'm Strayan but I'm not into Bunyips, but I might put me thumb up a Stingray-mermaid's bumhole.

[Anonymous No.]

Once a man, always a man. You're gay if you like alps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43724386
I

[Anonymous No.]

>>43724374
I'm pretty sure this is the same anon who has said alps are gay for about 10 posts now.
But they aren't, because they have vaginas. And don't act like women. Because nobody actually wants to hang out with regular women so best of both worlds.

[Anonymous No.]

The Frog throws a shitfit over Alps because it reminds him that his country is run by trannies, yet he will never be a woman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43724343
Not really, I didn't complained about femdom since a long time and intend to keep it that way. The Aussie is right anyway but I do like bunyip
>>43724364
Kek, already switching your narrative.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43724374
How'd bunyips become associated with australia anyway? I love them but the last thing I'd want if I lived down there would be thick fur wrapped around me on a hot day

[Anonymous No.]

>>43724438
Literally creature from Australian folklore.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bunyip?useskin=vector

[Anonymous No.]

>>43724336
Yeah, I could greentext that, but maybe start off that the chf is a Unicorn, and rather than just fighting off the gyaru bullies, she gradually 'corrupts' them all into confessing the deep reason why they're bullying Anon - manipulating them all, including also herself turning bicorn along the way, into finishing up happy as Anon's harem-end.
I see that as a positive and noble self-sacrificing 'corruption' arc, as she is so pure she considers the bullies' future happiness not just her own and Anon - and better than the weird cheating lore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43724438
It's a Australian's cryptid no?
Anyway, they live in swamps so you can found them everywhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43724438
They're trad Strayan Abo lore, but personally I'd rather fuck a dropbear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43724409
The French Alps are pretty gay, I prefer the Dolomites or even the Urals - more chance of finding a wild forest Kiki.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43724484
You will most likely get a goat

[Anonymous No.]

>>43724445
>>43724454
>>43724468
Oh, I just assumed it was a euro folklore thing. I'm sorry miss bunyip please don't-

[Anonymous No.]

>>43724505
The swamp part is weird, Australia has swamps or even water inside the land?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43724450
>Unicorn senpai corrupts into Bicorn
The Japanese school uniform meme is already taunting me.
I think she has to be secretly lewd from the start, with Anon not noticing the looks she gives him behind his back. Also, she gets intense with the sexual bullying during the "confession" scenes with each girl. Still pretending to be pure all the while.

Corruption doesn't sit well with me if the girl didn't always want it from the start, but was held up by society and such. It also seems more in-line with MGE themes.

[Anonymous No.]

>Anon the last homeless man in MGC
>No one knows how he does it
>Lives in a shack by the river
>Every night Mayor Lilim visits him
>No doubt trying to convince him to get a job and become a productive member of society
>Is extremely straining on her
>Can hear her yelling and crying all night at him
>Leaves in the morning defeated
>Hair all messed up
>Clothes covered in sweat
>Some white liquid dripping from between her legs
>Truly she is too good for the city

[Anonymous No.]

>>43724505
AHHHHH!!
SEA MONSTER!!
RUN!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43723898
(cont.)
I like being a partially independent attendant/underling/apprentice. Magically inclined monstergirls are fascinating to me. Wearing a big hat, carrying a staff, mixing potions, etc. is another one of those appealing aesthetics. (I'm also just fascinated by magic, magecraft, magitech, and technology in general)

Dark Mages are hit or miss due to the Ara Ara factor (I want to be a man, not a child). I like Baphomet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43724572
The ara ara aspect is mostly just fanon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43724566
That's offensive

[Anonymous No.]

Which mg would lactate
Ice cream ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43724605
I've soured on entire races because of fandom. Typically ones I was previously neutral towards.
It's a good way to gauge my turnoffs, and see which monstergirls seem most associated with them.

[Anonymous No.]

Mgs fir this feel?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43724662
H A G monsters

[Anonymous No.]

>>43724638
Ice Queen

[Anonymous No.]

>>43724662
Alps
Elves
Pyrows
Dark mages maybe but not sure
Succ
Really greedy dragon

[Anonymous No.]

>>43724527
Ok, a short trial run greentext:
>be Anon
>chf Unicorn now becoming more GF but they pinkie-swore in kindergarten to wait until after college because Unis have to stay pure etc etc
>now
>JuniorHighAnon is getting kabedon by a gyaru Kot for his lunchmoney
>out of the corner of his eye, sees angry Uni chf charging down the corridor to save him
>a primal head down charge, her sharp spiral horn is blazing in white-hot anger.
>Anon: "Uni, No!"
>Uni skids to a halt, forehooves buckling on the Janny's polished hallway floor, her horn drops dangerously lower...
>Uni's spiral-ribbed horn slides in under the Gyaru-Kot's shimapan thigh-gap
>G-Kot goes from menacing bully to insta-ahegao
>Anon is stunned, but his 'pure' Uni chf doesnt stop, she keeps sawing her horn back&forth as the Kot's crotch melts
>Uni: "Tell him." -what?- "Tell Anon why you really bully him, my magic horn compels you"
>Kot: "Uh, well, Anon, uh... it's because I like you okay, but I can't get anywhere can I, not with your Uni chf here, can I..?"
>Uni: "So you desire my Anon? I bet if I wasn't already his girl, you'd probably be sucking his D by now... right?"
>the ribbed magic vibro-horn keeps up its pressure on the Kot-pussy
>Kot: "Yeah, ofc..."
>Uni: "Okay then, now you're being honest... then go ahead, suck his D."
>Anon is "wtf?" but by now the G-kot is so in heat, she unbuckles Anon's pants and [insert 10 minutes of Kot bj and more horn-puss action description here]
>When Anon cooms, the Kot collapses from the 2-ended stimulation, and a stunned Anon walks home with his Uni-chf
>Anon: "Uh, wtf was all that?"
>Uni lewd giggle: "Well, I'm your GF aren't I, and every other GF in class is giving her Anon BJs... it's not your fault you've got a stuck with pure GF, so it's not fair that you miss out because of me... and, hey, that slutty Kot fancies you too, so it's only fair on her that she gets a shot at you too, right..?"
>Anon: "Riiight...well, at least maybe she'll stop bullying me."
>Uni: "I doubt it, not after getting a mana mouthful like that. And she's not the only one who bullies you, I guess your pure-GF is going to have really look out for her Anon's interests now..."
.
Ok, a rough quick starter, but it covers the overall concept.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43724662
Pyrow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43724745
Too heavy on the "I am your pure girlfriend". It makes it seem more like cuckshit than it needs to be.
Anon (dense as he is) should be left completely in the dark about her feelings towards him. She's just a helpful senpai, after all. (Or kouhai. Feel free to reverse the age gap if you want).

Also, the excessive 4chan speak makes it hard to read

[Anonymous No.]

>>43724799
Ok, thanks for the feedback.
Yeah its just rough and fast, so not very subtle on the chf/GF aspect and a bit too fast going straight into H-tier horn-frigging and BJs, ofc.
I just wanted to push the concepts all into one short scene to see if it could work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43724816
Try being a bit more sincere than that shitty cheshire suicide greentext this time

[Anonymous No.]

>>43724830
.

[Anonymous No.]

> 43724830
>shitty cheshire suicide greentext
Go alp yourself

[Anonymous No.]

>>43724848
Not him but you can fuck right off if you think we need garbage like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43724844
>>43724848
>all greens are suicide purplecat
Y'know, I think this fuckwit is genuinely illiterate and just reacts to colours.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43724869
It's obvious they're done by the same guy, stop pretending

[Anonymous No.]

>> 43724865
>Not him but....
Srsly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43724848
Here’s my version
>Cheshire crying
>Fighting through her tears to tie a knot
>Fails once again
>Throws away the rope and throws herself onto her bed
>She’ll never impress that sailor boy if she can’t even tie the most basic nautical knot

[Anonymous No.]

>>43712924

[Anonymous No.]

>>43724890
KEK, a cat on a big bateau surrounded by water. Not the best idea

[Anonymous No.]

>>43724559
>Turns out anon is intentionally living as a homeless man in order for his existence to justify public works programs.
>He’s the mayors husband and has to convince her to let him keep doing this with his penis on occasion because she misses him.
What a noble soul.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43724890
KEK, a cat on a big boat surrounded by water. Not the best idea

[Anonymous No.]

>>43724921
We all make sacrifices for the ones we love, even monstergirls. If that chesh has to face her fear of the water to be with the boy she loves then so be it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43723822
Last time I donated blood I went out for a minute 30 and almost flipped the chair over, no bloodsuckers allowed

[Anonymous No.]

>>43724921
>>43724931
Bateau / Boat
Merde, ce'st Francais!
>it must be a time-zone thing, every time

[Anonymous No.]

>kind-hearted
>loyal
>cute
>body built for breeding
>can cook

[Anonymous No.]

>>43724955
and that's why kikis are top mgs

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to fire my Kiki!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43724933
>True but doing a knot with those paws will be hard too. Maybe the sailor anon could help her with his big hands...
t. some cupid on 4mon
>>43724947
Yeah, no shit Sherlock it's 7 pm. That's why I rewrote it in the hope that no one notice and cry about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43724947
Cul de cochon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43724955
>>43724968
True and Based
>>43724972
Cringe

[Anonymous No.]

>>43724972
Yeah, it would be unprofessional to keep her employed once you marry her.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43724998
But you still need a maid...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43724998
>marrying your help
think of the scandal, anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>43724830
I liked that greentext.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43724955
Yeah man i love Inaris!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43724984
>Otters
The one girl that will never cuck you, no matter what setting you get isekaied into. They mate for life.
Ya know, just saying in case you're unlucky like me and end up in MGQ world or some other cursed setting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43724955
I too love sea bishops!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43725019
>you're unlucky like me and end up in MGQ world or some other cursed setting
Thanks for the intel, I didn't know that but in MGQ they're no good ending. Roping is the fastest way out to MGE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43725023
>Crazy mermaid

[Anonymous No.]

>>43724147
ok
I honestly don't know if people liked it or not.
https://litter.catbox.moe/cavz3x.jpg
https://litter.catbox.moe/opo2hx.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>43725050
MY RIBS, good job anon it's well drawn

[Anonymous No.]

>>43725050
>Fucking a man
Nah bro. Alps still gay as fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>43725050
huge tiddy is a hard stat multiplier to ignore on any monster

[Anonymous No.]

>>43725050
love your stuff bro, i gotta get back into the grind of drawing huge titty monster hags again

[Anonymous No.]

>>43725050
Good stuff, keep drawing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43725042
She’s very sweet and harmless and totally not an unhinged yandere from having to perform her ritual as a single lady for years on end

[Anonymous No.]

>>43725092
They help to breath underwater, it's just so useful, I can forgive the weird things they do online.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be raped by a really a big frog.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43725128
>Chocolat on fluff
Horrible idea, having fur/hairs in your food is awful

[Anonymous No.]

>>43725050
The only real complaint as someone with no drawing skills I have is the cork nipple. I feel kind of uneasy looking at the default face in the first one, but I don't think there's something wrong with it on technical level; maybe that's what it feels like when an Alp with dicksucking lips and long tongue looks at you like this.
Also world needs more happily pregnant monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

Real talk, how DO I lay my Kiki and Shog off easy without them taking it to heart? I really appreciate their help but I think having them as servants is holding me back from finding a real woman to settle down with and I want my independence back. So how do I get rid of them right, without having to trick them or anything?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43725071
Can men get pregnant?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43725179
It is customary to pay retired maids a pension, generally in the form of penis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43725179
You're fucked, literally. Don't hire a maid if you don't want to we'd her idiot, hire instead a married kiki and her husband.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43725050
>>43725192
Hmh, yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43725050
Unironically great stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43725050
>"Get pregnant"
>And then she was pregnant
>Happy end

[Anonymous No.]

I want to have sloppy sex with a alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43725198
I can't do that, I'm not going to get naughty with my servants, they're servants and not romantic interests after all. I'm saving myself for the day I find a nice fox to settle down with, since a man should only have one wife. I'm not marrying my Kiki and Shog or fucking them. They need to GO.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43725274
That's not needed. Foxes are so out of fashion, anon. All you need is a fine meido to cater to your every whim. Just let her do all the hard stuff, like thinking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43725368
What if I want to

[Anonymous No.]

>>43724054
How would MGC celebrate pride month?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43725413
Shut the fuck up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43725413
By pointing out that Smithers was originally just suppose to be a sycchophant

[Anonymous No.]

>>43725453
He was also black. Early Simpsons was weird

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43725413
What are you a lesbian woman or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43725493
Speaking of
The only girl that liked me was apparently bi and drew ecchi and hentai I didn't find out she liked me until ten years later.

[Anonymous No.]

succubi travel in groups

[Anonymous No.]

>>43725368
dont bother. hes beyond saving.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43725525
It's too late to save me
You're too late
You're too late

[Anonymous No.]

>>43725525
I have reached hyper stages of mofu where it’s changing my bodily form. For be careful around eldritch mofu it might change your life forever.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

ded hours

[Anonymous No.]

>>43725521
I am going to take that smol succ and breed her until she has a body that puts her big sisters to shame.

[Anonymous No.]

She’s gonna grab that dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43725639
Devious monsters, creating a death field around them where the only safe place is under them, see how they entrap human men with softness and guile!

[Anonymous No.]

ty all for the (You)s.
>>43725172
Ya I was thinking about those "donut" shaped nipples too but I wanted to emphasize them being erect.
For the face I wanted to make her bimbo-ish and it supposed to make you feel uneasy.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Shirohebis freeze really easily and they can't handle the snow due to their cold blood. So logically I should be able to escape my Hebi stalker for good by seeking asylum in the Ice Queen's lands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43725712
Can't she wear a jacket?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43725712
>hebi sets herself on fire to stay warm
Enjoy being coiled when her entire body is covered with hebi flames.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43725127
Imagine the mental state of a hag bishop after a long career doing her job, it’d make Deonora look mentally sound and content with her position in comparison

[Anonymous No.]

Dog?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43725525
I wanna huff manticore mofu

[Anonymous No.]

>>43725651
Feral wendigos don't get the deck.
Only cute civilized ones do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43725525
There was serious outcry about the vaccine until monsters learned that it didn't affect mankind's psychological need for fluff at all.
I personally don't need to contract a virus to want to shove my face into a pile of fox tails.

[Anonymous No.]

>decide to try Eros dating app
>get matched with gandharva girl
>she literally messages me every single day with "Good morning, I love you" and tells me goodnight every night
>even though I don't message her back because I think she's annoying
>still literally has somehow sent me thousands of the same messages
What is her deal....?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43725810
Dog!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43725860
Anon, you didn’t give the app location permissions on your phone, did you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43725860
>Eros dating app
Lets see who I match with
>https://kikasuru.github.io/mge-slotmachine/
>Ushi-Oni
HOW DO I UNINSTAL THIS APP?
TIME SENSATIVE QUESTION. The tracker saying how far away she is keeps counting down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43725937
Sorry anon, enjoy the rape spider

[Anonymous No.]

>>43725937
>Bogey
I’m not that depressed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43725937
How to escape ushi pelvis and furniture destruction 101
>When she shows up get down on one knee
>Propose to her
>Ask her to consummate your love more romantically
>Lead her to your bed
>Push her down on the bed
>Option 2 if you’re a weak bitch: ask her to lay down
>Have gentle sex at your pace while she cums her brains out
>This will tire her out so she has a lower chance to break the bed or bruise your groin

[Anonymous No.]

>>43725965
Eros seem to disagree.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43726004
Eros can lick my ass

[Anonymous No.]

Thinking about a big tiddy seal monster with fangs, and realizing that selkies had an opportunity to be a shapeshifter and just, aren't

[Anonymous No.]

I want ____ to tie me up and rape me, riding my cock past the breaking point while spitting in my mouth

[Anonymous No.]

>>43726127
Cait sith. Literally my entire fetish as long as it includes lots of faceriding.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43725739
>Hebi makes it to the ice queens castle
>Finds anon in the arms of the ice queen
>She shoots the hebi a smug look.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43725937
>Hebi
NONONONONONONONONONO

[Anonymous No.]

>>43726166

[Anonymous No.]

>>43725937
CHESHIRE CAT FIRST TRY WITHOUT CHEATING LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. I'm happy

[Anonymous No.]

I'M chasing the Hebi down.
I'LL never give up until I find her.
I'LL be the one who tracks her to the ends of the earth.
Hebi will lock herself in her bedroom with me, but I'M not the one locked in there with her. SHE'S LOCKED IN THERE WITH ME
I'm GOING HUMAN YANDERE FOR HEBI SO SHE BETTER BE AFRAID

[Anonymous No.]

>>43726205
>But I wanted to use the handcuffs...
>and the knife...
>and the rape dungeon...

[Anonymous No.]

Thoughts on inverted nipples?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43726247
Fun to tease, found on big tiddy monsters, leads to cute big nipples

[Anonymous No.]

>>43725937
>Demon, Pyrow, H'orc
I don't know what this means but it's my fault for getting greedy and choosing to roll three

[Anonymous No.]

I would absolutely become subservient to a milky lich, master of lactomancy and necro-moo-ncy, I wouldn't even need to break her phylactery, I'd just auto lose to their slow grapple instaloss

[Anonymous No.]

>>43726257
>Prim and proper demon
>Who made a harem contract that makes sure each of them get an equal amount of love
>Delinquent pyrow and horc duo
>Constantly trying to sneak in a blowjob down an alleyway
>Or a quick fuck in the bathroom
>The demon does it to

[Anonymous No.]

>>43725937
>zombie
How did she learn to use apps

[Anonymous No.]

>>43725937
>Spinx
NONONONO I HATE THE DESERT I DON'T WANNA LIVE IN THE DESERT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.]

>>43726286
Her friends signed her up, hope you're ready for a busty gyaru zombie to be shambling towards you with phone in hand groaning out "boytoy" and "boyfriend" while her ghoul and vampire friends cheer her on

[Anonymous No.]

>>43726290
You're going to the desert boyo. For your own sake, bring some sun cream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43726301
I want to hug this zombie and say she's hot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43726301
Works for me, I'm gonna turn her into a gyaru wight

[Anonymous No.]

>>43726290
Don't worry the buildings in the desert are made in a way that the inside is cool enough.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43725937
>p'orc
is she an american or european p'orc?
also do you mind if i add boar tusks to a porc pic i got cooking?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43726323
She'll learn her head on yours and groan out a "husband" while her free hand gropes around for your crotch
>>43726324
Her friends overhear this and accept your challenge, hope you like being kidnapped by minions and locked in a love hotel with plenty of water, potions, and manticore spines

[Anonymous No.]

desu wa

[Anonymous No.]

>>43726352
Boar tusks on p'orcs are great so yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43726352
That's more of a H'orc thing specifically, but go ahead if you can pull it off nicely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43726364
american or euro p'orc?
>>43726376
aight

[Anonymous No.]

>>43726381
Euro

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

The kingdom calls!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43726533
Can you draw blenders yet?

[Anonymous No.]

R&I the mentally ill potato

[Anonymous No.]

>>43726554
Well, I think I'm getting better.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

whats the name of that one wolf girl from that H
game that /h/ made a meme about being in development hell years ago? i figure you guys would know

[Anonymous No.]

>>43726650
Liru?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43726677
thats the spice, thanks

[Anonymous No.]

>>43726533
You know there’s sites on how to draw bodies right you can easily look this up on Google which I did just now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43724916
Source? That's pretty hot.
>>43716680
My word, I never realized they had such potential

[Anonymous No.]

>>43726786
it's not worth

[Anonymous No.]

>>43726777
I like to try drawing something then look up how to fix it after. But no, I don't really know any good site for it. I mostly look at other art and try to copy it.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43725937
>Khepri
I don't even know anything about these girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43726640
I will hug the kej

[Anonymous No.]

>>43726832
Oh, apparently I now have a very large harem who are forcefeeding me concentrated mana night and day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43726677
>>43726650
i just rewatched magical pokaan, that show had more fanservice than i remembered.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43726832
>>43726845
>eventually become their king and a very powerful incubus from all the forced mamono mana
Hey cool

[Anonymous No.]

>>43725368
>dat image
But that image is Fascist and Kikimoras are of Russian/Eastern European origin. So wouldn't it be more like Red Bolshevik Kikimoras? Which then lead to an oh-so popular ideology of collectivism, socialism and equality?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43725937
>Griffon
Always did want to learn more about the griffon life

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

You heard her

[Anonymous No.]

>>43724955
Elves once again mogs all other girls

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>>43726910
Tits too big.

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>>43726929
Scalp massage plus belly rubs is the way.

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>>43726935
Gay

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>>43726933
This.

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>>43726929
>>43726936
Chest massage. Not on the tits themselves, but in-between, right along the tops of the mammaries and along the collarbone.

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>>43726933
>>43726951
Elves are good girls, even if I do prefer fluffier girls.

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>>43724955
I know what you're looking for!

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this is the future dragons want for you

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>>43726995
Only if we're living in a colder climate, that would be unbearable in the subtropics.

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>>43727001
very hard to breed
their eggs are uncooperative so itll take many tries to make it stick

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>>43726995
Oh please no anything but that

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>>43726999
That's why she needs a nice cave that's colder than the outside.

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>>43727015
I'm thinking... the mountains.

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>>43726995
>>43727026
>Don't care about a species
>Pute huge tits on it
>Suddenly I love her
Who else realized they care more about body type than about the species itself?

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>>43727038
I'm just a huge sucker for wings and fluff myself.

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>>43727038
>I am shallow and superficial.
You're lucky this isn't real or I would judge you.

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>>43727050
>I am shallow and superficial
Yes and?

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>>43727038
As long as she's buff and kind, I won't be too picky.

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>>43727038
That's the subliminal cow propaganda at work. Did you also find yourself spending a little too much time at the milk aisle? Staring longingly at the melons in the greengrocer? It won't be long now. A cow is watching you right now.

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Hebis love hugs. Just walk up to one and ask for a hug. I promise nothing bad will happen.

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>>43727081
I prefer to do that with Apophis

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>>43727081
Even the purple ones?

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>>43727095
Yes, grape hebis give the best hugs.

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>>43727076
Now that you mention it...

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>enter ancient desert dungeon after navigating many, many dangerous traps laid by the Anubi who constructed it long ago at Pharaoh's command
>enter the final chamber at the end
>there's an ancient evil Apophis locked up in magic constraints to a pillar
>"Ahhh... Well, well, well, look at what morsel crawls into the lair of Nymhotep the Reviled, once ruler of the Desert Kingdom, cast into chains by the foolish Pharaoh! Ahahaha! I knew this day would come at long last! Now, human, that you have braved the trials of this dungeon, you seek reward, no? You will free me now, and together, we will rule the Desert with you at my side!"
>stare at her for a couple of minutes after she finishes her monologue
>she just stares back, not really knowing what to say next
>look over to the right and see a huge pile of gold and treasure left behind by the Pharaoh
>...go over and start piling gold up into my bag as loot
>"H-Hey, what are you doing? Foolish human! Imbecccccile! That treasure was merely put there as a desperate last resort to dissuade anyone from freeing me! Are you really going to take some crummy gold over the world domination I offer?!"
>look up at her and shrug
>start dragging my loot off and leave while the ancient evil Apophis starts crying and calling me names for getting her hopes up

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yo, what should i do if i see a monster mastruabting while unicycle

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>>43727143
Now that grape snek really needs a hug.

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>>43727147
Are you riding the unicycle or is she?

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>>43727167
she is and she is getting closer, help lmao

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>>43726898
>Griffon
Anon, you're gonna be moving into the Empire of Man. And despite its name, it is griffon central there so get ready to move to Altdorf very soon for pretty sure you're soon-to-be wife will tell you to do so since she lives/works there.

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>>43727186
Look for stairs.

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>>43726554
I'm getting real tired of your report spamming.

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>>43727006
And they'll try many times, so it all works out!

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Typical daily life with a Kitsune wife/girlfriend

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>>43725937
>Arachne, Krampus and Lilim
SEND HELP

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>>43727279
I wanna date then marry two busty foxes. Am I too greedy?

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