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I Iove /jp/ and I love being drunk!
It's narional bourbon day so get in here celebrate or else you're a faggot!

>> No.43743017

Is that Coco Kiryu? What happened to her tits?

>> No.43743054

lolis and something to drink, a true man need no more.

>> No.43743117

Fuck being drunk

>> No.43743526

forcing suiker to be teetotal!
making her drink pee instead of beer!
pouring all her sake down the drain!

>> No.43743553

>>43743526
>pouring all her sake down the drain!
You know how her sake gourd works, right? You condemned yourself to everlasting toil

>> No.43743557

>>43743553
im the drain addict my power over drains is legendary

>> No.43743559

>>43742995
I'm sorry but I can't love you, not only is it homosexual but it's cheating on my wife, however I will pour a glass of whisky in your name

>> No.43743565
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>>43743017

>> No.43743602

>>43743565
>Suika wasn't in a game for ages when Coco Kiryu debut'd
>Suika was suddenly in a game when Coco Kiryu graduated

>> No.43743641
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>>43743565
Having a flat chest is better.
I want to get drunk and sit on /jp/'s lap

>> No.43743869

>>43743565
unpopular opinion but i would vigorously mating press them both until pregnant

>> No.43744332

>>43743565
>to get taller and bigger tits, Suika shrunk her horns.

>> No.43744360

>>43743641
This, I want to get black out drunk with suika and wake with my cum in her and having her snoring besides me. Ideally I'd wake molesting her passively while rock hard

>> No.43744572
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>>43743602
Fell for the bait loser

>> No.43744669

Does she even need to wear the top piece of the bikini

>> No.43744723

>>43744669
That would be lewd.

>> No.43744746
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>>43744669
Rude
Even if she's flat Suika is still a girly girl

>> No.43744775
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>>43744746
Can an oni be a girly girl?

>> No.43744804

>>43744775
oni girls are weak to romance.

>> No.43744806
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>>43744360
Anon, he said he wants to be as drunk as Suika and sit on /jp/'s lap.
I think he'd rather be Suika in your scenario.

>> No.43744813
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43744813

is this a suika thread or a drunkhu thread?

>> No.43744816
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>>43744804
wait, really? i don't thinkwe are

>> No.43744836

>>43744813
This is a Suika thread, a drunkhu, and a drunk /jp/sie thread all in one.
So, a typical Suika thread.

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>>43744813
both.

>> No.43745198
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>>43744836
sounds good to me!

>> No.43745231

>>43744806
But thats gay!

>> No.43745306

>>43745231
/jp/ anons get a bit zesty while drunk

>> No.43745505
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>>43745306
Well, while I am flattered any /jp/non will have to look the part of the silly oni if they want me to molest them

>> No.43746313
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43746313

Suikute

>> No.43747973

>>43743869
At the same time?

>> No.43748006

>>43747973
Every 5 seconds you switch from one to the other and when you cum you make aure each vagina gets some

>> No.43748083

>>43748006
ONLY the vaginas?

>> No.43748723

>>43748083
If the intention is pregnancy, yes?

>> No.43748749

>>43742995
Can't drink anymore, but cheers to all you glorious bastards out there!

>> No.43751707

>>43743869
The only right answer

>> No.43752758
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Friday has arrived

>> No.43752781
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>>43752758
DUDE
IT'S FRIDAY
You know what that means, right? Right?

>> No.43752988
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>>43752781
Painful questions at the checkout?

>> No.43753071
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>>43752988
Well for me it means infusing ghee with ~7g of high-potency shake, drinking it, and being on cloud 9 before waking up sometime the next day, having at worst eaten too much food (not a problem, having a bad appetite normally).
I kind of forget why I kept on binge drinking for years if I'm being with you.

>> No.43753605

>>43753071
>I kind of forget why I kept on binge drinking for years if I'm being with you.
Alcohol tends to do that to you. You don't know why but you keep reaching towards the bottle anyway. At some point it stop being for fun but becomes habitual.

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43754392

Oh no, the oni is drunk what are you going to do?

>> No.43757269

>>43744723
For you.

>> No.43757619

She looks like she takes advantage of drunk men

>> No.43757833
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>>43754392
Go to bed, oni. I can barely handle myself when drunk, trying to deal with a plastered oni sounds like nothing but trouble.

>> No.43758514

>>43757833
This is a very good Suika image.

>> No.43758667
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>>43758514
She's not my favorite oni, but I've learnt to appreciate her over time. Mad cute drunkard.

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>>43758667
Angry drunkard.

>> No.43759275

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DkQ2JHB5cZY

>> No.43760295
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>>43759269
So, cute drunkard. Goot it.

>> No.43768094

>>43742995
The sex alcoholic.

>> No.43769971

suika get off /jp/ and be my wife NOW

>> No.43770168
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>>43769971
Yes hubby.

>> No.43770187
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43770187

No...

>> No.43774823
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>>43743017
bruh, i was just thinking that when i saw op

>> No.43775044

>>43742995
Now I know oni love alcohol but besides sake what type of liquor would oni have a preference for?

>> No.43778751
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>>43775044
Vodka

>> No.43778828
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>>43775044
Bulleit

>> No.43778966

>>43775044
Kilju. Or any other kind of homemade hooch.

>> No.43779215
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>>43778966
So stuff like moonshine?

>> No.43779222

>>43779215
If /jp/ made moonshine, it would probably become a commodity that people pay $300 a bottle for. 4chan has that kind of grassroots credibility with normalfags.

>> No.43783851

>>43770187
Yes...

>> No.43790977
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I bet half of you are just larping and don't actually drink alcohol

>> No.43791064

>>43790977
It's haram brother don't be silly we're all pure here

>> No.43791350
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43791350

>>43790977
im drunk right now

>> No.43792503

>>43742995
>I love being drunk!
Loser.

>> No.43793077

>>43790977
I actually don't, once I hit the point where my drinking was pushing 8L of wine a week I forced myself to quit. Luckily I can still drunk type on command to larp here.

>> No.43793145

>>43793077
1l of wine trough the whole day isnt that much, unless you're a featherweight.

>> No.43794275

Why does this website rightfully shit on dude weed lmao poster but never on dude alcohol lmao who are the exact the same?

>> No.43794786

>>43794275
because the dude alcohol poster isn't a real thing, most alcoholics here know they are and don't care, and you're a butthurt faggot, that's why.

>> No.43796628

>>43790977
Yeah I'll take this over my old habit of handles of vodkas through the week

>> No.43804010

>>43793145
1L a day regularly probably isn't a good idea anyway.
>>43794275
Most alcoholics don't claim the alcohol is completely harmless and makes them better people, and those who believe it and make it the core of their identity tend to be too inebriated to post.

>> No.43804210

Suika's light and easy to carry body.

>> No.43805043

>>43804210
Suika makes the perfect drinking companion because of that, once she gets so drunk that she's passed out you can just pick her up like a sack of laundry and carry her back home

>> No.43805079

>>43805043
i'm afraid suika can drink all jaypee down the table. still, being an oni, she can carry you back home. maybe maybe her home, that would be nice. then you discover she just needed someone to do her laundry.

>> No.43805130

>>43805079
This is why you don't compete with oni and drink with her not against her.
That way you get to scoop her up from her oni buddies before dawn and enjoy her drunken babble as you take her home to sleep it off.

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43805380

I'd like to get rat arsed with fairies. Who knows where it would lead?

>> No.43812494
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>>43805380
Some harnless fun I'm sure.

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>>43790977
I'm taking a 3 week break.

>> No.43812605

>>43812541
Once an alcoholic, always an alcoholic. You can't escape anon.

>> No.43812616

>>43812605
Now now, he might have drank away all his booze money for the month in one week, did you consider that??

>> No.43812749

>>43794275
Touhou was made by a guy who's the embodiment of "dude beer lmao"

>> No.43812809
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>>43812605
I've gone on a year break before. I typically take a break if I'm drinking more than 3 times a week, I don't want to be dependent on booze to have fun.

>> No.43812818

>>43812616
Even worse.

>> No.43812858
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Suika by oil lamp light

>> No.43815511

>>43790977
I try to confine my drinking to fri-sat by only buying vodka on fridays.
a normal 1l bottle will last me two days usually

>> No.43822547
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Alcoholic Anonymous, aka the Suika thread

>> No.43825014

oh nyo

>> No.43826351

>>43822547
Relapsing into alcoholism with suika!
Suika negotiating for you to take a sip from Kasen's special cup to heal your ruined liver!
Going out drinking with Suika again!
Eventually turning into an actual Oni!

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>>43743602
>>43744332
Who are you quoting?

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>>43743017
>>43743565
>>43743602
>>43743869
Fuck off, holoshitters!

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>> No.43841539

>>43790977
There is a certain romance to the idea of being an alcoholic but I am too old to start now.

>> No.43845441
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I wonder if a heavy drinker like Suika's sweat tastes different to your average girl.

>> No.43847929

>>43845441
She's an oni so it only enhances her sweat

>> No.43847942

>>43832655
>poke cute oni cheeks

>> No.43856338

>>43847942
Which ones???

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>>43742995
pits

>> No.43857133

>>43856338
any, every, cute one.

>> No.43861031

cute

>> No.43865833
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DRINK

>> No.43867133

>>43827288
Walter Matthau

>> No.43867140

>>43827297
The joke is Hololive stole Suika's design.

>> No.43870438

>>43867140
Fucking thieves

>> No.43870451

>>43867140
Can they get sued?

>> No.43870465

>>43870451
ZUN doesn't hold copyright on the concept of onis so no

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Do you accept her offer?

>> No.43871252

>>43871234
Of course, but with a normal sized glass.

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>>43871252
Wrong move buddy. You've insulted the oni and she is now furious.

>> No.43873016

>>43871234
The hakurei shrine maiden looks weird today

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>>43871234
i think, in the entirety of gensokyo, she is the one girl who is least likely to roofie my drink, so yes i accept. Praise be to the Oni and there honesty.

>> No.43874254

>>43873408
No need to slip flunitrazepam in your glass when oni sake can probably knock the average human out through its fumes alone.

>> No.43877297

prefer Russian vodka

>> No.43878951
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>>43874254
Oh no I'll dilute it somehow, besides suika is considerate and she will take care to prevent me getting knocked out, she'll preserve my dignity

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