Monstergirl Thread

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Fox supremacy

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gote

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white horns have strong scent glads used to attract men, that's why they will grab you by one of their deer legs to entice you.

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Remember to not let out a animalistic roar in the snowy regions for fun it might attract a Wendi.

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I didn't want to wake up

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dog.

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>>43807312
Cat

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>>43807193
>Age: Goat
>Height: Goat
>B/W/H: Goat
I am unfamiliar with this measurement system. Is it used in the mountains?

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>>43807352
Looks like metric or some ancient arabic system.

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>>43807193
Another addition to the dork collection.

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There's nothing wrong with hypnosis if it's with someone you can trust

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>>43807376
This image gives me a strong desire to lick the gazer in question.

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>>43807193
>>43807374
They think they're so hot but you know what they're not

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>>43807382
Can you get high from licking gazers like you can with toads?

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>>43807382
That's a strange reaction. This is the pic I usually think of when it comes to resting my head between her thighs. And even then, I wouldn't be so bold and shameless.

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>>43807397
I bet the goo makes you feel good and see colors.
>>43807410
Clearly you need to upgrade your degeneracy.

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>>43807427
It's just not my thing. My heart wouldn't be in it. I'm better with my hands. Brushing her hair or tail...her nice fluffy tail.

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>>43807177
Its not fair! Why must villainesses be so hot, sexy and way more beautiful than the heroines and female good guys!?

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>Living Armor - Nightgaunt Hybrid
>Parasite Slime Hybrids

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>>43807482
because 3D are the villainesses

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>>43807482
Because it's a hero's duty to lay the evil monsters and amke sure that thrnly can't do any more evil (because they're too busy being pregnant and raising a soccer teams' worth of kids)

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>>43807493
Speaking of living armor, I've had an idea in my head for a few days now
Living Armor Iron lung. It's like a mech suit that also breathes for you but doesn't chain you down to the hospital bed.

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>>43807482
Because I can fix her

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>>43807193
I will ask Krampus for coal and her head on winter solstice!!

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Adorable sleepy mice

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Absolutely not! If you're going to look human then we're not having sex!

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>>43806960
https://paste.bingner.com/paste/zrjcr
Fuck ((fakku)) and fuck the spam filters, can't even post a pixeldrain link now

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>>43807535
Go to /d/ or cripple chan, get a renty and post the links there. This isn't the thread, board or website for directly disseminating content you dumb fuck.

Do not reply to me. I am going to bed.

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>>43807177
>genshit OP image
Abandon thread

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>>43807528
okay? then she can find another guy

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>>43807543
2 hours late, retard.

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>>43807546
You know that she can't do that.

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>>43807528
Didn’t you post this like two times already in the past threads what do you want me to say? I’m not really a Nacha guy I am a Wendi guy.

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>>43807556
I couldn't care less.

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>>43807538
>this isn't the thread to post links to monster girl content
ok retard

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>>43807374
Always recruit dorks as party members.

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Don't you like Ratatoskrs? You wouldn't make a poor little squirrel cry, would you?

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Do you like hunting?

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I saw a real live fox last night. That is, this morning. At 5 AM anyway. Crows were bullying it.

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I wanna sniff danuki breath!

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>>43807696
I see foxes all the time. None have turned into foxgirls.

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How often do you think realizations like this occur in MGE?

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>>43807812
I don't know, but you need to stop posting off-topic images or webms or whatever

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>>43807812
I forgot about this anime, it was pretty good. And the rare one to have a full and complete manga behind it.

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the internal struggle between wanting to pamper a loli or a hag

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Sexy doggies!

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>>43807526
Sexy sleepy mouse

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>>43807177
Not a monster girl?

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>>43807937
I wanna shove my face in there and go bobbing for that core like it’s an apple.

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Worship snakes.

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>>43807849
Imagine comforting a grumpy old hag

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>>43808061
I already do that constantly.

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>>43808061
It really helps when you let her rest her head on your chest while you cuddle.

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snug

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Can you believe that there are men who willingly date these awful little things? How embarrassing.

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>>43808116
Many such cases!

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>>43807937
question
how do you preform cunnilungus on a slime....?

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>>43808221
That’s the best part
Just a kiss counts because the pussy is everywhere

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I am insane monster girls would be terrified of me.

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>>43808272
Like Cheshire says, "we're all mad here"

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>>43808199
>date
Its more like a protracted extortion scheme
Crafty lil green buggers

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>>43808272
oh look shoggoth bait

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>>43808199
It is embarrasing to date one. So I married mine right away!

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>>43808116
Shouldn't have underestimated the burg

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I will go back in time and MARRY the first Echidna from greek mythology

That way all manticores to ever exist will have no choice but call me daddy

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>>43808282
>Enter in Wonderland
>Scream against the sun until a chesh come see if you're alright
>Say "We live in a society" in her ears
>Sit on the ground and go back to screaming
I'm doing this right?

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>>43807177
What do her "X" eye pupils suppose mean other than kewl anime design? I assume the average demon realm and Royal Makai woman can have those type of monster eyes.

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>>43808525
Damn!!! Elf babes in Avelorn look like that!?

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>>43808523
Fuck around and find out!

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>>43808525
Wasn’t this the hentai where it was revealed elves could only have children with human males do to them only producing elven daughters.
But maybe I’m thinking of a different show entirely that has similar designs.

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>>43808523
>an entity whose existence is over, past, dead, and gone
It means you’re going to deal with a super undead aka a variant of undead that has most of her skill tree maxed out.

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>>43808525
God, I wish I could draw thrones.

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>>43808571
Kek. Why must hentai logic be like this?

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Fight cow or milk cow?

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it is now time for wurm

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>>43808764
spider cow

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>>43808764
Fight cow please, she's very cuddly.

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>>43808791
Indisputably the best time of day, Wurm Time

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>>43808791
>You too?
What is the secret behind this statement?

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>>43808764
Always the one with the bigger boobs

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>>43808617
Thrones are not comfy. Who needs one?

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>>43808894
Cait siths

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>>43808724
Doragon maid

>>43808791
It is always time for wurm

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>>43808882
>What is the secret behind this statement?
you too

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Goat butt.

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>>43809051
How did he upset her?

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mofuholics anonymous hotline

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>>43808724
She hasn't been eating from the load, has she?

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Cuddle bogey

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I'd take a cu sith over a human woman.

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>>43809120
What an odd resolution.

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>>43807177

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We still need a story of a former human monstergirl finding love

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I love hags
I love milk
and I specially love hags that produce milk
simple as

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>>43809127
I take loneliness over both of them

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>>43809120
>tell a bogie you're ready to stop cuddling
difficulty: extreme

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>>43809179
You're picky.

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>>43809179
What if cu sith was rich enough such that you didn't have to work and could support all your hobbies?

Honestly, I think it's a decent trade. Yeah it sucks your kids will be furshit, but at least your blood line continues, sort of, and you get to enjoy your hobbies. Plus, she might be cool. Not a romantic or fuckable way, but in a friend kind of way.

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>>43807177
>Anon! It's time for your daily sin-purging!

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>>43809227
>But I haven't committed any sins!

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>>43809206
>your kids
not the boys

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Man if the demon lord an’t gonna fix the no sons birth problem then I will, that this shit is wack and has gone on long enough!

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Lately I keep imagining some studying abroad scenario to a monster girl school and (You) got a scholarship because of mana research or something and start life following the cliché of helping some poor clumsy succubus that is bullied by a high class lilith pissed she dirtied her clothes.
… then it turns out awkwardly when you get to your room the Lilith is your roomate and the principal’s daughter.
And then her POV is that she actually had researched about you ahead and manipulated the systems so you’d be her roomate, she was pissed because she wanted to have the nest first impression but now her clothes got muddy and to make matters worse the dream prince charming scenario went to the clumsy girl

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>>43809248
Dressing like THAT is a sin enough

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>>43808764
I love all types of cows

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>>43809248
>hey ms angel, when do i get to go home?
>she pretends not to hear you and pets harder

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>>43808221
With a straw.

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>>43808764
Trick question, every cow is milk cow.

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>>43809322
Why are all angels so possessive?

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>>43809403
because they care. deeply.

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I hate Angels. Demons are better.
Couldn't get me to fuck an Angel at gunpoint.

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>>43809422
not even ms cupid?

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>>43809438
Heh, Miss Cupid.
More like, Miss STUPID.

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guys i think this angel is broken

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>>43809448
rude

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>>43809438
Ms. Cupid doesn't have a gun, bow doesn't count.

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>>43809471
don't be so sure. eros amorous armory is vast

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>>43809206
No, that's make the deal even more awful. Either way, marrying someone for materialistic reason is stupid and will make no one happy

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>>43809488
What if she was a centaur and not a cu sith?

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>>43809501
Your children will only look like you from the top up, old man.

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>>43809501
Same answer, I don't like centaurs and most 'taurs

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>>43809501
Not him and while I could see myself marrying a centaur, he still has a point. Wealth is a nice bonus, but it shouldn't be the deciding factor. I despise gold diggers and I don't want to be one.

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>>43809501
maybe ms whitehorn
or wighthorn

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>>43809525
This, I'm dumb so I couldn't write my thoughts that well

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Hag monsters with musky, hairy armpits!

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>I am the gooman, my goo is delicious
Said the husband to his Shog wife while he pumped his otherworldly seed into her.

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>>43809403
>>43809415
They are just trying to help humans. There are only two types of humans: the honest ones that want to fuck angels and the tsundere masochist ones that try to deny it. The former need protection so they won’t be sullied by monster girls and the latter need to be milked a bit so they learn there isn’t anything to be ashamed of.
>>43809422
Look at this poor childish human. He is probably not even 200 years old. We need to deploy angels to relieve his stress ASAP

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>>43809524
>Doesn't appreciate horse pussy
You're not a true monster girl enjoyer.

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>>43809596
We all have our lines. You're probably not a fan of cookies.

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>>43809524
>“My little pony, My little pony”

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>>43809607
I'm a slut for oatmeal raisin cookies

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>>43809524
Whitehorn is the only one I really like.

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>>43809607
>>43809646
>raisin
Or as I call them, mummified grapes.

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>Converting a bicorn into a unicorn
This must be possible, at least with those that were born as bicorns.

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>>43809607
Because we're men of taste.

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>>43807511
DrU.Nicorn prescribes Living Armors for Quads and Paraplegics
- go walking again wrapped in your new waifu

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Miss Kiki's fantasy
>Teasing mastah on his day off, wearing a skimpy meido outfit
>Mastah groping her
>Sensual kissing
>Princess carried to the bedroom
>Slow, passionate lovemaking all day long
>Falling asleep in each other's arms

What actually happened:
>Teasing mastah on his day off, wearing a skimpy meido outfit
>Mastah dragging her by the arm to the bedroom
>PLAP PLAP PLAP
>Mastah repeating "GET PREGNANT!" over and over again
>20 minutes of plapping
>Mastah rolls over and falls asleep

She did in fact get pregnant.

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>>43809763
This anon is a goujat

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I'm going to give the Shog cleaning service a bad review on yelp.

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These demons know way too much!

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>>43809501
Marrying a Centaur for her money is ignoble and unworthy.
You marry a Centaur for her personality, some paizuri, and her horsepussy.
>rides and any fortune are minor bonuses

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>>43809790
Demons are too overpowered.

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>>43809763
Somehow, I don't think the second scenario is that far off from kiki's fantasies

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Crazy things go on in a Azathoth‘s dreams with her husband. That her husband is too big to fit in the waking world.

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>post a cooking video on montube as a man
>next day get inbox full of messages from amazons, dark elves and other dominant mgs

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>>43809458
What is Ms. Cupid doing all the way in Winterstown?

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Lilim-sama has taken over for Ms. Cupid today, may God have mercy on our souls

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Foxes only want one thing and it's disgusting.

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>>43809763
>except it’s she doing the plapping

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>>43809923
>She's the one yelling GET PREGNANT too

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>>43809951
>She's the one yelling GET PREGNANT too
>she does this while looking and pointing at her womb
>mastah is just confused and is wondering where his sweet maid is

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I’m gonna anally assault Druella and then drag her down to the abyss making her all mine.

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>>43809916
Ah yes, time to become comatose from the concentrated demon mana shot at me instead of a normal love arrow

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Fucked up how maids are supposed to obey their masters yet they never do that

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>>43809885
>Having a cooking channel dedicated to how to cook all types of meat on different ways
>My followers are all onis, ogres and amazons

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Here's a story about a futuristic amusement park where a Dragon is brought to life through advanced sex techniques.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/48060955

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>>43810082
What hath science wrought?

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>>43810048
Monstergirls are always in charge, even when in a subservient role. This is for the good of humanity

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>>43810097
Fuck you tok Druella

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>>43810097
Fuck off faggot, my house my rules.

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Real dead hours

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>>43810285
Just fondle her.

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>>43809448
She heard you anon, and is displeased. You're going to be filled with lead arrows and tossed into a group of dark elves

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>>43810285
My favorite hours

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>>43810305
That doesn't sound like it'd improve the situation

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>>43810097
Lilim hands typed this

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>>43810332
No but it'll make her feel satisfied

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Any of you guys play the fallen maidens games? I liked them a lot, I think my fav scene is the flayer one, or the lesser succ one

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I can fix her.

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>>43810287
You can't molest vampires in their coffins! That's like a monster violating the sanctity of hiding under a blanket!

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>>43810375
It's cool the first one gave us a red hair Cheshire with a beret. Lesser Succ sequence in the sequel is really nice, and so is the Lamia.

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>Monster girl changes a human girl into a mamono
>"Awaken my child, and embrace the glory that is your birthright."

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>>43810384
They keep trying to bend that rule when they're not outright breaking it, so it's only fair.

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How do Cupids ever find BFs themselves if they're always so busy out helping other monsters find them?

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>>43810400
Red hair? Thought she still was a Blondie or looked kinda like garf
Didn't play the second yet so curious to see how it goes

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>>43810408
>"ms eros i have 100 matchmaking points! can i get a boyfriend now?"
>"what a good little angel, of course!"

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>>43810459
Eros has a special forces unit of cupids that have managed to get married and their husbands who track down and play matchmaker for cupids that are single for too long

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>>43810485
oops >>43810459

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>>43810496
>their idea of a date is a sniper duel
A match made in heaven alright

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>>43810465
I looked it up again to check and I'd still call someone with that carrot color hair a redhead.

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>>43810459
They find guys who play matchmaker for their friends and claim them ASAP

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>>43810599
Made to be capture and bring back home as a trophy maid

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Wurms are great diggers but they're not very good swimmers so I escaped her by jumping onto my canoe and rowing out to the local lake. I'll just stick here on the water until she gives up, maybe fish for a bass or catfish to pass the time.

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>>43810641
>pulls up a sahuagin

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>>43810641
Axolotl girls would enjoy your company.

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>>43810643
>No yandere Inari idol who found out you don’t know who she is and started stalking you.
>She’ll never release an entire album about how she’s going to rape you into loving her and have the fanatical support of her fans, who are mostly yandere monstergirls themselves.
>She’ll never break into your house in full idol regalia, fondling her own tits and determined to make your cock disappear beneath her gigantic fox ass

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>>43809885
What if I make a cooking channel where I do kitchen heresies also known as a bachelor student's average meal? Will I get loads of kikis angrily commenting on how I'm doing it so wrong it's not even funny anymore and that I'm a good example of how all men would be better off with a personal meido?

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>>43810716
They can lead you to wondrous underwater cave systems

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>>43810736
>and here, we're making some instant ramen
>I don't really have extra ingredients so we'll toss this day old cooked beef and some eggs I had lying around
>don't forget to add this cut salsa for some extra flavor
All filmed on a shaky android camera, just to add extra insult to injury. Angry kikis and a few concerned tanuki sugar mommas will be eating that program up.

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>>43809885
>>43810054
I have a giant offset smoker and a well-stocked kitchen ready for this. I plan to make plenty of comments about not being able to finish all the food I make alone or how I should get someone else to taste the food I make to really get the monster comments rolling in

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>>43810518
>the two are 500 meters apart. middle of the forest, 1hit-ko demon silver bullets, dead of night. but the scopes are designed to provide a glint like they would in day light
>a few lamps are placed around the area in would be good spots, shooting it with one of the DS-bullets will light up the spot and give away the position
>the silence of night is only occasionally broken by a suppressed sniper shot, one shooting at where they think the other is
>anon only has 2 bullets left but he's got the cupid down to 3 good sniper spots, considering the lamp he shot she should be arriving at one of them in a second
>he aims to win the duel
>suddenly he feels something in his back and he gets knocked out.
>later, he awakens in his bedroom with his cupid wife right next to him. both are already stripped down completely and she's playing with a pink pocket knife. his first word is...
>"CHEATER!"
>"haha, you know i always have the knife on me"
>"yeah yeah, did you do anything to me while i was asleep?"
>"you know i like it more when you're awake."
>the cupid sets down the knife and moves to get ontop of anon, whoever wins their duels gets to be the top.
>"well i heard that the engineers in eros' heaven have made a new frictionless arena, and we havent used the pistols in a while. it could be fun"
>the cupid stops for a moment to think
>"you know i dont like it up there.."
>"cmon we dont have to do anything else in eros' heaven, just check out the arena for one duel and back down"
>a smile crosses the cupid's face
>"alright fiiinnneeee you got me. but the day after is a 10 hour date lead by the winner!"
>the cupid kisses anon while she goes down on him so that he cant try to respond.

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>>43810979
Wardrobe malfunction?

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>>43810736
> Open a can of greens
>Eat from directly from the can
> Open a can of tuna
> Put a little bit of vinegar and salt
>Eat it
>One slice of bread
>One slice of Cantal
>One tea
Me right now, kiki wouldn't be mad since it's healthy

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>>43810736
> Open a can of string bean
>Eat directly from the can
> Open a can of tuna
> Put a little bit of vinegar and salt
>Eat it
>One slice of bread
>One slice of Cantal
>One tea
Me right now, kiki wouldn't be mad since it's healthy

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You're never safe around Elves.
Stick around too long in the forest and the curvy Wood Elves will titrape you.
Hang around the highlands too long and a High Elf is going to suck your dick like an airlock in space.
Venture down into the caverns below and a Dark Elf will capture you and squeeze your cock like a hydraulic press riding you and doing anal.
You'll father more Elves regardless of which variety becomes your captor.

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>>43809885
>that vulva squish

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>>43811086
>can of tuna and string beans
For me, it's a tin of 'deens in olive oil with a bay leaf and chili pepper, with a side of pickled vegetables from the local korean grocery mart and steamed white rice. I put the rice in a bowl and pour the tin's contents over the top, then put the veggies to the side of that. It's not so pathetic that I'm kiki/shog bait, but nowhere near luxurious enough that mamonos wanting a house husband would be interested. I'm 100% safe from being bothered by monstergirls while eating my meals alone, it's great.

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>>43808648
>Why must hentai logic be like this?
It worked for the asari in mass effect

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>>43811187
Nice, I avoid can with oil in it since I can find good olive oil easily. I also love runny omelets (I also put cheese and Espellet pepper in them) with rice on the side. Nothing to write home about but it"s cheap and good. Still, if a kiki wishes to cook for me, I will say yes.
They're also the forbidden meal but I stop doing that as soon as I could

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MGC's petting zoo is free for single males.
They even recently got a Jinko, you should really go there sometimes.

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>>43811187
>Anon goes to open up his fridge to get leftovers
>It's all shogloaf

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>>43811270
I have olive oil in my pantry as well, but nice thing about the can's is that it soaked up the flavor of the bay leaf and the pepper that's sealed in there with the fish. I like my eggs runny too, can't stand dry yolk.

>>43811331
>opens fridge
>sees shogloaf
Aw man, I wanted 'deens.
>closes fridge and leaves for the supermarket to buy more 'deens

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I need air head tomboy monsters with short hair

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>>43811322
A Jinko? I must hurry, she must be mine.

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>>43811322
Don't listen to this man anons, I went there with a friend and he got grabbed by some sheep, he almost instantly feel asleep in their arms

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>>43809166
I'm pretty sure that all monster can produce milk, no matter the size of their breasts.
So go ahead an enjoy drinking milk from sexy flatties.

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>>43811486
>drinking milk from a loli cupid's almost flat breast

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>>43809154
Feel like we definitely have some of them, magus has a parasite slime story. Then consensual corruption

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>>43811476
Nobody said the petting only goes one way.

[Anonymous No.]

A dark priest doing missionary (position) work in your area has started seeing you in her dreams, I hope you’re prepared for once the voices tell her your name and address.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43811543
Hmph, well I'm leaving before I get claimed by some dirty mut

[Anonymous No.]

>>43811451
Me too anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>43811611
imagine

[Anonymous No.]

>>43811322
Nah, going to the werewolf exhibit, I hear they've finally grown their summer coats so their fur will be nice and silky smooth! They're really enthusiastic about getting belly rubs though, they keep trying to move my hands lower and lower

[Anonymous No.]

>>43811474
Only the most skilled of pets can cause a jinko tu chuff

>>43811644
Damn horny dogs
They only think of sex and awoos

[Anonymous No.]

What If a monster wants to be a firefighter?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43811689
That one waifufag's Hellhound is a firefighter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43811689
Why stop them?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to visit the space Pharaoh of Mars

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43811715
What If she a fire type mg ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43811789
I thought this dude wore a helmet with no face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43811800
And then?

[Anonymous No.]

Need smug child Dark Mage gf

[Anonymous No.]

>>43808525
>that dark elf
It's like she is demanding me to eat her out

[Anonymous No.]

Why won't the MGC government stop sending succubi to collect my "cum tax"?
I don't care who they send , I'm not paying my taxes.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43811990
but only after we marry

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43812007
what was it about pink foxes again? dangerous? safe?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43811935
>I don't care who they send , I'm not paying my taxes.
So you say, but who would you prefer they send?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43811997
Goddesses these days, I swear

[Anonymous No.]

>>43812018
Nice elf. Have a dark one.

[Breathfag No.]

I wanna sniff danuki breath morning, noon, and night!

[Breathfag No.]

>>43810306
Ghoul breath erotic!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43811920
This, but gloomy sabbath witch that doesn't get enough sleep

[Anonymous No.]

>>43812024
very safe and gentle. they give you plenty of personal freedom and even let you take a break from lovemaking if you ask them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43812024
Depends on the number of tails.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43812007
Extremely fuckable gyaru fox

[Anonymous No.]

One of these foxes is a hag in disguise.

[Anonymous No.]

I am the Chaos Hero, I am the only one of my kind. That I have been empowered by a pseudo version of the abyss and the power of the angels.
Which I’ll be taking the throne from the demon lord and kick her and her husband out of the kingdom and take all the power for myself fixing the many problems with the Mamonos.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43812160
It's the one who looks the youngest

[Anonymous No.]

>>43812024
>>43812064
sorry, wrong pic. that was a blond one who dyed their hair for a cosplay.
this is how pink foxes usually look.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43812177
Global Rule 2.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43812196
I’m 22, I’m just having fun writing a what if story so nothing serious. Which the main character will most likely fail in the end and get married to a abyssal monster girl. Also I never said the demon lord and her husband die just kicked out of power.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43812234
>I’m 22
You're still a minor under Dragonia law.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43812063
>gloomy sabbath witch that doesn't get enough sleep
If the two met, I have a feeling she would get annoyed at the trueloli Dark Mage quite fast.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43812257
>visit dragonia
>some dragon hag walks up to you and says a young boy like you shouldn't be going out alone, offers to be your adoptive mom
>ask her wtf, say you're 32
>she starts mocking you in babyspeak
>"uwuu behbeh wants milkies?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>43812257
No point going to Dragonia to taste their wines, got it.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43812287
Oh don't worry, you can drink so long as you have a friend or guardian. The guardian in question will be a cock hungry malef who may or may not take advantage of you while you're drunk

[Anonymous No.]

>>43812301
Yuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>43812301
Why the fuck she eating so slow
Dissolve it already

[Anonymous No.]

>>43812274
Is it bad that this would probably work on me

[Anonymous No.]

>>43812304
That Malef guardian better be large and ripped as hell to make me feel extra safe.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43812257
This is going to stop working when someone manages to snag magic powers and live a few centuries as a virgin

[Anonymous No.]

>>43812274
Sure, I'll take it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43812274
God I wish that happened to me

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

I'm not sure how much more I can actually improve.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43812464
Would an oppai loli bogey work?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43812488
I don't see why not.

[Anonymous No.]

i wanna marry a holst farmer...
https://files.catbox.moe/r5q2of.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>43812501
Big soft pillow matress cuddlewife

[Anonymous No.]

>>43812530
Smol Bogey still makes for an excellent pillow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43812477
It's too wide. my bad. Not fixing it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43812322
It's to be expected. Boys shouldn't be let to wander around the streets unsupervised- it's dangerous.

[Anonymous No.]

At what point is a man "old"? When is it too late for you to get a monster wife?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43812570
Well since there is such a thing as undead incubi your question kinda becomes redundant. That you could be 5000 years old and still get a monster wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43812570
To a 1000 year old hag, you will always be a boy to her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43812570
age is just a number.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43812274
That'd just permanently cement her in my mind as an unlikeable person since anyone who talks down to someone like that in public no less is the kind of person to be unbearably egotistical and overbearing. Mamono mana would kick in and generate a marker on me that would practically be yelling at her "THIS MAN LITERALLY HATES YOU NOW, GOOD GOING YOU STUPID CUNT". It would be so strong a magic signal that every other energy-sensitive monster in the area would be able to detect its mesaage and leave the area out of a sense of embarassment for that dragon. Piss off, scaly bitch.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be a husband of a loli malef dragon

[Anonymous No.]

>>43812570
If you're a wizard, it's too late. Join me in solitude, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43812676
That's okay. It would make *me* like her, so everyone gets away happy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43812694
I turn 28 in a day so I still have two whole years before I become an hero

[Anonymous No.]

>>43812694
Nonsense, the Sabbath is always seeking big brothers with magical potential.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43812713
Good for you, I'm passing on through to GobboTown instead, where the local girls are friendly and down to earth if a bit crude, and enjoying a nice leg of roasted mutton at their local inn with the cute barmaid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43812740

[Anonymous No.]

>>43812692
Please reconsider if you can handle this much smugness when you look down.

[Anonymous No.]

How sleepy can they get? Is it even possible to quantify such large amounts of sleepiness???

[Anonymous No.]

>>43812792
Don't bother quantifying anything from Wonderland.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43812774
She will be incredibly smug because she'll get a husband that really likes dragons and thinks they're cool as fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>43812727
I'm gonna learn telekinesis and use it to throw rocks at the Sabbath.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43812792
You mind if I eat that?
Also I did fix it up. It's too late to delete though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43812816
>a husband that really likes dragons and thinks they're cool as fuck
Very valid reason to be smug, and it shouldn't bother him at all in that case.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43812505
It ain't much, but its honest work

[Anonymous No.]

>>43812505
>Holst farmer milking anon
In soviet russia...

[Anonymous No.]

Me explaining that rape is no joke to Bogie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43812064
I would like this, I don't like rapey monsters

[Anonymous No.]

>>43812714
no an hero
go out swinging

[Anonymous No.]

>>43812833
I eat kittens for breakfast because they're evil carnivores

[Anonymous No.]

>>43812883
So hang myself?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43811990
Gotta love Studio62. LustFriend is probably the closest we got to a MGE game. It’s mostly a ton of succubus wanting to rape you until you relent and go live with them, or you succeed in befriending them so they all come to live with you at the starting town. Well, aside the morbid plot twist leading to the True End.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43812894
heh
but that falls under the category of an hero

[Anonymous No.]

>>43812892
Careful, engaging with mick's vore fantasies might send him on another autistic rampage.

[Anonymous No.]

If I managed to apprehend and rape a Cupid, would Eros be mad with me?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43812912
You're good as long as you take responsibility and make more Cupids.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43812913
Floppy cat tats

[Anonymous No.]

>>43812912
>Cupid is suspiciously enthusiastic for a rape victim

[Anonymous No.]

When monsters war against other monsters, what do you imagine they do with their defeated opponents(i imagine they wouldn't kill)

[Anonymous No.]

>>43812936
Draw on all your knowledge of MGE canon and take a fucking guess

[Anonymous No.]

>>43812920
>>43812932
What if I use a condom while raping her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43809898
In that game heaven literally crashed down to the planet and made a new snowy continent

[Anonymous No.]

>>43812936
I liked magus’s depiction where monster on monster violence is just beating the shit out of each other with demon silver, nonlethal magic, and hard contact until one side loses and goes home to swear vengeance and scheme their next keikaku.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43811990
What game is this from.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43812973
That's a really big spoiler to someone who didn't play it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43812968
Then the Cupid has the holy right to apply correction as soon as she's able to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43812928
For smug paizuri.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43812968
You're dealing with a high level angel so you'll know pretty quickly if she doesn't like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43812774
Loli wives are smug because they're so happy.

[Anonymous No.]

Why does white snake need to act so menacing? I lock my door to keep other whores out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43813022
That’s just how they are, they are very anxiety induced beings just like the Nightgaunt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43812991
Indeed

It was in the later parts of pt.2 iirc

[Anonymous No.]

>>43812792
>>43812806
Man I love Wonderland.
>“Not the same thing a bit!” said the Hatter. “You might just as well say that ‘I see what I suck’ is the same thing as ‘I suck what I see’!”
>“You might just as well say,” added the March Hare, “that ‘I like what I fuck’ is the same thing as ‘I fuck what I like’!”
>“You might just as well say,” added the Dormouse, who seemed to be talking in her sleep, “that ‘I cum when I sleep’ is the same thing as ‘I sleep when I cum’!”
>“It is the same thing with you,” said the Hatter, and here the conversation dropped.

[Anonymous No.]

Man I was just watching Pokémon card pack openings and other similar videos and I just remembered MGE had a similar thing. Which I wonder if it’s still a thing anymore probably not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43813083
MGE trading cards sounds incredibly awkward

[Anonymous No.]

>>43812806
That's just what jabberwocks say when you ask them about their weight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43813095
And they're right, human mind can't comprehend numbers this large.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43813089
I would lowkey get all the abyssals as cards though and maybe a couple not very well known monster girls in MGE that have almost been completely forgotten about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43813131
Man, she had a lot of cum in her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43813083
Another failed expansion attempt?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43813083
>>43813131
I use 'POT OF RAPE' which allows me to draw 2 cards!
And then I play 'POT OF RAPE' which allows me to draw 2 cards!
And then I play 'POT OF RAPE' which allows me to draw 2 cards!
Lilims on motorcycles are cringe

[Anonymous No.]

>>43813195
>about to lose the game
>invoke special rule "there are no bad ends"
>Game tied again

[Anonymous No.]

>>43813089
It would be funny one of them cards is 3,000 dollars now, but that’s just me joke posting mostly but who knows it could be a possibility.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43813195
What does Jinn of the Jar do again? I can never remember.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43812550
Older monsters are always looking for lonely wandering boys to grab and adopt. Onee-chan will keep you safe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43813228
horns

[Anonymous No.]

>>43813201
>banished to the shadow realm
>surrounded by cute shogs and mindflayers that will cure you of your children's cardgame affliction
Best end

[Anonymous No.]

>>43812945
What is lesbian GOR-rape for $100, Alex?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43812989
LustFriend, the sequel to LustGrimm. You get summomed to it to help save the world of Succubi, but most of them are obsessed with raping you and taking you home with them

[Anonymous No.]

>>43813155
It still somewhat a thing, though I don’t know how safe this site is for actual purchases since I never bought from here.
https://m.aliexpress.us/item/3256804217361955.html?pdp_npi=2%40dis%21USD%21%2499.52%21%2469.66%21%21%21%21%21%402101c5c216874742034341412e571b%2112000029054685381%21btf&_t=pvid%3Ac8a94c20-4cee-47da-b977-790fa50ebff9&afTraceInfo=1005004403676707__msite__c_ppc_item_bridge__xxxxxx__1687474203&spm=a2g0n.ppclist.product.0&gatewayAdapt=gloPc2usaMsite&_randl_shipto=US

[Anonymous No.]

>>43813083
I have seen those floating around on ebay, I assumed they were bootleg ie not authorized by KC.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43813227
Mimic, but brown, scared, and with an easily destroyed teleportation focus. Her clay-Tardis can get wrecked, because it’s made out of clay. Just what everyone always wanted! She is literally worse than Slimes now, due to KC tweet-madness. Imagine being defeated by random Slime in your own fucking specialty. It’s like an entire species made of Runya.

[Anonymous No.]

lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>43813345
I know there is YouTube videos showing unboxings of them so they were created by some company. But you’re probably right of them being unauthorized which is probably the reason why they’re on random websites and eBay instead of a main site to buy these cards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43813388
I think the only problem they had when it comes to the controller was using the wireless version. I have F310 and I stand by it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43813388
Genuinely can't believe this story actually was something that happened

[Anonymous No.]

>>43813388
>Now it's at the bottom of the ocean in pieces.
>No, not "sprung a leak" pieces or "hit a rock" pieces. Something tore it up

[Anonymous No.]

>>43811331
Shogloaf for breakfast, lunch, dinner... It's enough to drive someone mad.
Maybe Anon can try to stealthily order actual pizza.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43813450
Wonder how a shog would react to her man sneaking stuff like that

Same visual gag as a hellhound wife who went "vegan" for her hubby sneaking jerky or something

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine how horrifying it would be if Krakens disguised themselves as human and came ashore to our harbor towns to snatch men and seduce them back into the sea with them. Haha, good thing they can't come up here with us landlubbers, right? Right guys?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43813411
you cant believe that a bunch of rich billionaires, who think they are gods among men, completely ignored any and all safety regulations?
the glass on that sub was rated for a depth of 1300 meters, the titanic is down at 4000.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43813479
Hand over the banana pudding kakuen

[Anonymous No.]

>>43813450
She can learn to make shogpizza for him.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43813467
They could be snatching up all our seamen, defeating our navies without a single shot. Spooky

[Anonymous No.]

>>43813517

[Anonymous No.]

>>43813525
Oh shi-

[Anonymous No.]

>>43813517
>>43813525
big titta

[Anonymous No.]

>>43813479
>rich dude refuses to listen to experts and ignores advice
>Hires a diverse team to run his company and such
Hubris is a hell of thing. Nothing but yes men around and never told no you are wrong and you start believing you are a god and then nature tells you the truth the only way it knows how.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fhIPW2KDkVg

[Anonymous No.]

Many love the Kraken but I don't see love for the Scylla. They're basically octopus krakens!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43813517
Boring.
>>43813525
You have my attention!

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/109209281
welcome to heck

[Anonymous No.]

>>43813563
Now you're playing with the big dogs

[Anonymous No.]

>>43813083
this wasn't something kc sponsored.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43813551
The sea is a sailor's only mistress, flirting with others in her domain is inviting disaster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43813517
What? She's just a normal, trustworthy fo-
>>43813525
AH NO STAY AWAY FROM MY LIVER

[Anonymous No.]

i crave monke

[Anonymous No.]

>>43813551
They're a sidegrade and to most they're pretty much interchangeable. I do prefer looks of profile Scylla over profile Kraken.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43810599
>>43810613
Made for Big Conquistador Cock

[Anonymous No.]

>>43813639
they could lean more into the color-changing gimmick

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43813507
But can she make shogdines in shoglive oil with a shog leaf and shoggy pepper thrown in?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Harpies don't have hands so they can't pick the locks on my house and get in. I'm safe from them indoors.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43813597
awesome

[Anonymous No.]

Do monsters act as though human men *owe* them sexual favors?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43813808
Well, that's the thing. If a stranger monstergirl is suddenly interacting with you, that means she plans on making you her husband.

So I guess yes, in a roundabout way.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43813808
I hope so.

[Anonymous No.]

>Heed my words sweetie! That boat you see behind me has the means to end that hideous war. In a definitive and elegant manner. We seek not conflict, but rather a restoration of balance. A romanticization... A million human boys are about to be raped and loved out in senseless romance. The world shall be horrified by the number of human boys my sisters will love! Only then the will let go of their weapons... Weapons that would've taken the lives of ten million!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>43813971
"Okay."

[Anonymous No.]

>>43813971
>"If I came inside you, would all the water wash it out?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>43813808
do not resist

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43810496
>Go to airsoft field for some fun bb shooting action
>70% of the field is tryhard Cupids in cod modern warfare tier cosplay insisting demon silver bullets should be the new norm and how "love bomb grenades" should be usable since they don't actually hurt anyone
I just wanna larp as a WW2 army soldier how do i get these losers off the field

[Anonymous No.]

>>43814032
I'm going to deny a Dhampir. Since they're wimps compared to actual vampires, all she'll do is cry. She won't rape me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43813808
No they are not angels

[Anonymous No.]

>>43814134
>thinks a dhampir won't rape him
She'll do it especially hard if she thinks you're a Vampire lover.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43814205
Imagine corrupting a Dhampir

[Anonymous No.]

I just want a vampire wife is that too much to ask?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43807177

[Anonymous No.]

>>43814254
there i go accidently getting my blood into her mouth again
such a klutz

[Anonymous No.]

Which mamono would be best to judge a farting contest?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43814278
This image wants me wanna throw a guy with arachnophobia in there, close the door, lock it from the outside, and let him there with the ladies in the darkness.

What do you think would happen to him?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43814319
appreciate their irreconcilable differences and then phone up her single succ friend to set up a date and see if they can hit it off

[Anonymous No.]

>>43814319
One of the nicer spiders bends down real low so he can focus on her human half, and just quietly tells him everything is going to be ok.
He's safe with her.
> All her sisters SEETHE with jealousy when she persuades him to let her lead him out.
censored for incredibly lewd following scene of hand holding and a cute blushing spider lady.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43814319
Lots of lots of love no but really also gangrape

[Anonymous No.]

>>43814095
>I just wanna larp as a WW2 army soldier
I think you’re confused on who the loser is

[Anonymous No.]

>>43814381
The tacticool operator mall ninja cupids covered head to toe in molle and morale patches?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43814278
I want this but with ushis. And maybe some nice buff girtablilus.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43814426
Miss Ushi's rape move is trivial to interrupt.

[Anonymous No.]

What if I ran up from behind and jumped on an Ushi's big abdomen like she's a horse and told her to 'geddyup'? How would she react?

[Anonymous No.]

How hairy do you like your monster girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43814433
why would you though?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43814447

[Anonymous No.]

>>43814444
>Freaks out tipping herself over
>Crushes you with her fat spider butt
>Apologizes and promises to make it up to you
>Makes you a hammock from her silk
>Rapes you gently

[Anonymous No.]

>>43814449
Because my love language is annoying people.
And because Miss Ushi is cute and I want to cuddle her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43814447
Perfection

[Anonymous No.]

>>43814447
anything more than that amount of crotch mofu is probably too much, not counting the mofu in other places

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43814447
As hairy as they can naturally get, why get rid of something god gave to them to protect against unwanted bacteria on the skin?
That pubic hair in that pic is perfect btw, she should never get rid of it.

[Anonymous No.]

Greetings Doctor anon. You've been recruited for a very special task researching this specimen. It was captured following the opening of a strange portal in the Nevada desert due to the testing of experimental technology in Area 51.

Please be advised to ALWAYS wear the provided eye protection when entering the subject's chambers, as several high class personnel have apparently been "hypnotized" by her gaze and had to be removed immediately. And remember now to walk too close to the glass, as from that range the eye protection will not help against the glare.

We want you to interrogate her, Doctor anon. Find out what the sentient subject knows and possibly find a way to get her to put on clothes as well. After that, the government plans on dissection so do your work fast and diligently, Doctor anon. Remember, in the event of subject breaching the holding chamber, the Marine cleanup crew is always on alert just outside the complex, feel free to request their assistance if subject becomes hostile.

DO NOT ENTER THE CHAMBER EITHER. The CIA does not want you doing that.

Good luck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43810082
>drunk dragon staggering around an amusement park (that she came to alone) loudly ranting about her love life to any passersby
>monster children are probably pointing at her and asking their parents about her behavior
incredible visual

[Anonymous No.]

>When Lescatie became a mamono realm, the Mamono improved these amulets by beginning to make them from the demonic ore "Druelite”
Of course she has a ore named after her why wouldn’t she.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43814587
she's also decked out from head to toe in it

[Anonymous No.]

>>43814447

[Anonymous No.]

>>43814447
The hairier the better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43814617
I bet you don't mean that...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43807177
>No! NO! NNOOOOOO!!!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43814617
Conceptualize the aroma

[Anonymous No.]

>>43814625
>>/v/

[Anonymous No.]

>Among the Lilims, daughters of the Mamono Lord, it is whispered that in fact, by drinking this magical medicine, a human woman can become a "White Inma" with powers equal to the Lillim, and there exist those adopted by the Mamono Lord herself.
What the hell is a Inma I got to look this up.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you watch two rich powerful lilims spar in an intense kickboxing match to see who gets knocked out cold first?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43814675
essentially a succ but not sakyubusu

[Anonymous No.]

>>43814683
yeah, it'd probably be pretty cool, would I have to be at the match live or could I just watch it at a sports bar?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43814683
what about a familiar and a witch having a pillow fight?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43814683
No, but I'd challenge a lim or two to a fight just as an excuse to flirt

[Anonymous No.]

>>43814712
She doesn't look happy. What's got her so upset?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43814716
a contact fell out and she can't find it

[Anonymous No.]

>>43814716
Anon lied and said he only liked her as a friend

[Anonymous No.]

>>43814687
>incubus, succubus, demon appearing in a dream
Well this is the real world definition I found for it anyways. So essentially what I’m imagining for the Inma is a albino lilim/succubus who can enter people’s dreams and make them possibly come true in the waking world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43814683
I have an iq higher than room temperature so no I don’t care for fighting sports.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43814759
purrjob

[Anonymous No.]

How many magical seals and holy chains would it take to restrain a Lilim completely? I want to beat one so I have something to brag about to my fellow Order mages.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43814759
Aaah fuck I’m gonna blow!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43814743
You are weak and will be cucked when the portals open.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43814769
777 chains and 888 seals got to keep those holy numbers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43814639
What a grand and intoxicating innocence, come and look upon the bush.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43814780
moses pls go

[Anonymous No.]

>>43814783
Wrong religion/story anon, think about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43814777
Trips confirm. Brb, gonna go start building up a lot of magic so I'll be able to pull it off. I'm gonna embarrass a Lim in the name of the Chief God!

[Breathfag No.]

What's your monsterfu's battle theme?

[Anonymous No.]

M.

[Anonymous No.]

Dumb dogs can't handle my spicy recipes

[Anonymous No.]

>>43812505
>link
god i need this so badly i need it i need it, god, please, portals now please god

[Anonymous No.]

Did anyone ever take a break from monster girl stories? I feel like reading them has the opposite effect they intend to have since they always make me very sad while reading

[Anonymous No.]

>>43814887
can't say i have

[Anonymous No.]

>>43812505
Need pussy that mindbreaks me like this

[Anonymous No.]

>Cockroaches are gaining insecticide resistance
Devilbug supremacy

[Anonymous No.]

People who want to escape from Monsters always think that going somewhere unpopulated is the right idea, but that's wrong as Monsters routinely delve into no man's lands in hope of finding some stray human.
See the right trick is hide in plain sight amongst the population center where all the human men will already be taken up, so Monsters will never expect there to be a vagabond guy scavenging off society in secret there.
That's what I do. I live in the dark and abandoned metros of MGC, I've become like a rat, I stalk at night. I steal pizzas from the delivery girl when she isn't looking at the nearby pizzaria. I sneak into the back of trucks stocking up the convenience stores and pilfer drinks and anything else I need. I warm myself with comfy barrel fires.

I am the ratman. I am the night. The metro subways are my kingdom. They will NEVER find me among them...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43815052
Oh anon, they know what you're doing, they simply let you get away with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43815052
i hide behind ms tritonia. nobody looks there

[Anonymous No.]

Good night anons, and remember to cuddle bogey at night, she's very soft and loving

[Anonymous No.]

>>43815052
There is little difference, symbolically speaking, between abandoned areas far from people and abandoned areas close to people.
I give you a week before you get attacked by a pack of Large Rats. And I'll give yoh 5 hours afterwards before you're overwhelmed by a hoard of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43815052
Nah, that sounds like too much work. I'm just gonna go hide in the ancient ruins that nobody would dare to delve. Also gonna put up a keep out sign and spread rumors that they are cursed. Not like a sexy curse that you usually see nowadays but an actual curse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43814683
nah, id just bend coins and eat steel beams with wurm chan

[Anonymous No.]

>"Yeah, it's one of the old ones. I got it to run with my fightstick. I just like using it for everything, okay?"
>"The new one? It seems okay."
>"I mean, it's basically just an action game at this point"
>"But not like DMC or MGR. It's more grounded, but I'm not sure if that's good or bad."
>"What? You still want to play? That's fine."
>"...can I watch?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>43815126
>"Sure. Maybe I'll play some vsav after awhile if that interests you."

[Anonymous No.]

>>43815135
My wife only plays co-op with me in fighting games, or training mode with her as coach. It's better for my self-esteem, and our relationship.
Someday I'll be ready to face her. Someday.

[Anonymous No.]

NEET Monsters can't claim you because they never leave their house. It's basically impossible to get claimed by a NEET Monster isn't it?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43815169
their mom can dump you in her room but your odds of evasion are still pretty good

[Anonymous No.]

>>43815169
>want to buy some land in the mountains and build a cabin
>have to get permission from the local ice queen
>she says you can have it on the condition that you marry her neet daughter and her friends so they move out of the basement

[Anonymous No.]

Fun fact you can stunlock monster warriors by tracing your fingers along her battle scars

[Anonymous No.]

>>43815209
That's a great way to get caught in a submission hold

[Anonymous No.]

>>43814555
started as a short thing, turned into a full portal opening story
>dont use eye protection, close my eyes, and sit right next to the window. to establish that i know her tricks
>start with non intrusive, yet abstract, questions about the mge world and personality of monsters
>once a mutual understanding has been achieved begin proper conversation
>"so. the portals, how are they on your side? "
>"unfinished, but close and we've been stuck on the last part for decades. i heard what they were saying here. if i had to guess whatever happened on this side 'completed' the portal and pulled me through."
>"do you think that with some tinkering you could make the device establish a proper connection?"
>"probably, based on what i know the device here was just sending out random signals to a reality barrier. if we fine tune it then we could make a stable breach between worlds."
>"have you just been playing along to avoid trouble?"
>"what do you mean?"
>"the natural strength of monsters. you could easily break out"
>"yes... but im almost out of mana. there is no natural generation in this world, id only be able to get through a wall or two"
>"would you object to using me?"
>"but i can still read you, you're not into gazers and my beloved is someone else here. such a thing would be-"
>"its one sin to save and improve the lives of billions."
>"... you're right. whenever you're ready"
>my only response is opening my eyes
>by the time special forces get to the chamber its too late, she's already charged on mana, enough to break both of us free while shielding from all harm
>we get a few dozen miles away and find an abandoned but usable vehicle
>while im making sure its in good condition she tries to start some small talk
>"so we havent had a chance to talk yet"
>"well now's a good time"
>"alright... so whats it like here?"
>"absolute hell."
>"the rumors on our side are true?"
>"from needless suffering, greed causing entire countries to starve, and a complete lack of love. all of it"
>"..."
>"there are a few good things, but those are mostly distractions..."
>"its worse than we thought."
>"... we'll be on the road for a while. it'll be a good chance to talk about the good of our worlds some more"
>for the next few days we drive across the country, using the money i have on hand to buy necessities for the trip
>the entire time we have fun talking about good things in our worlds, some memes/jokes from both sides, talk about culture, and so on.
>"that place looks interesting can we stop and get food there!"
>"we already had lunch today and its only 2!"
>"i know that but all of this fast food is so good!"
>"that would be the grease. too much of it makes you fat"
>"o-oh..."
-------
meanwhile, in mge
>"i wonder how that gazer is doing... HOLY SHIT DOC COME LOOK AT THIS!"
>"hm? what is it."
>"she managed to escape with someone, and it looks like they are going to reactivate the device on earth's side. if she does then that means..."
>"HOLY SHIT"
>"we need to tell the demon lord, we have to prepare on our end for a full scale invasion. if we arent able to support those two the moment they get it open then our one chance could be ruined"
>"yep already signaled her, we need to make some final reinforcements to the structure here."
---------
>eventually we get to the border of area 51's desert
>"well, this is it. need a topup on mana?"
>"no but im still nervous, what if we fail?"
>"we wont"
>the gazer makes us invisible and floats over the minefield
>'should have done this sooner, psychic connection. so they cant hear us'
>'thats useful, nobody knows the layout of this place so we will need to explore.'
>we explore for a while, finding many strange, mundane, high-tech, and even magical things
>'oh hey i know this one'
>'it looks like a regular diamond?'
>'its a mana diamond, empty right now but if we need more mana we can fill it while having sex. had one on me when i got teleported, this should be mine'
>'oh- hey wait we should be close then'
>a few minutes later and we stumble into a massive room
>'there is some mana in the air here, this is it.'
>'i see two guards from down here, any more from up there?'
>'just the two'
>'you can hypnotize both of them at once it looks like'
>'lets take some more notes, the one entrance here is a blast door. see a switch for it?'
>'two of them, one on both sides of the door'
>"i see the- oh. oops."
>the two guards are startled for a moment before the gazer drops down, removes the invisibility and hypnotizes them
>"alright you two. close that blast door first of all, after that arm yourselves and prepare to fight... also just enchanted all the bullets here to be non-lethal, they'll just make the target fall asleep"
>"i found the tools they used to work on the machine and the maintenance panel. seems like they are targeting specific frequencies now. do you know which one is needed to connect to MGE"
>"yep, give me a moment"
1/2

[Anonymous No.]

>>43815246
2/2
>"HOLD IT YOU TWO!"
>"shit"
>"i thought you said you didnt need a topup on mana!"
>"i didnt then but now im out"
>"what do you think you're doing!"
>"trying to give you a better life thats what"
>"but you're a demon!"
>"uh no, im a monster. the demons are succubi, baphomets, lilims, and so on. even then they arent evil either."
>"you're still evil"
>"no im not! i come from a land of love where we just want everyone to be happy"
>"explain the hypnosis."
>"you two would have shot me on sight if i didnt do that, can i cant bring love to this world if im dead."
>"thats uh..."
>"well you got me"
>"DUDE!"
>"look, doctor anon is next to her. he literally had sex with her two weeks ago and he very clearly hasnt had his life force drained"
>"but... that... he could... FINE! i'll just go sit in a corner."
>"hey gazer, shouldnt the portal be open?"
>"yeah... seems like the device on their end isnt active.
>suddenly banging is heard on the blast door
---------
>"GOD DAMNIT I TOLD YOU WE NEEDED THIS ONLINE AN HOUR AGO"
>"AND I TOLD YOU THAT ITS NOT THAT EASY, WE NEED TO TRIPLE THE FLOW INTO THE PORTAL ON OUR END BECAUSE THERE IS NOOOO MAGIC ON THEIR SIDE! ZERO, NONE, ZILCH. DO YOU UNDERSTAND THAT YOU SLUT?"
>"IM THE SLUT? YOU'RE THE ONE WHO CAN BARELY GET OFF OF WORK WITHOUT DIVING INTO YOUR HUSBAND'S PANTS!"
>"AND YOU DO IT WHILE STILL IN THE WORKSHOP! DO I HAVE TO BRING OUT THE PANEL REPAIR BILL AGAIN?"
>"FUCK YOU! AND EVEN WITH QUADRUPLE THE FLOW THIS SHIT STILL ISNT OPENING! SO WHATS WRONG NOW?"
>the demon lord steps in, "have you two considered that we need some kind of pressure?"
>"and why would THAT work?"
>"the portal is clearly formed, but its not opening. with some magical force it should be able to connect."
>the two scientists go silent, the DL rolls her eyes
>"alright give me a moment."
-------
>"why isnt the portal open? you said that they can watch us right?"
>"yes... they probably encountered an issue."
>"..."
>a plasma beam cuts through the door. they are trying to make a hole
>"so this is it then?"
>"yep."
>"it was a good attempt"
>suddenly a blast comes from the portal
>"stop sulking you two. come on through to our side"
>a few hours later and area 51 is taken by monsters, you're out of the way in the portal workshop on MGE's side with the gazer
>"i still cant believe that we did it"
>"and i cant believe that MGE is actually a real thing"
>"hah! yeah it would be easy to believe that there"
>the two are approached by the demon lord
>"i wish i could congratulate the two of you better but now's just not a good time. things should settle down in a few months, id love to have a feast in your names when the time comes"
>"id be honored, anon?"
>"dont think i'll have anything better to do..."
>"perfect, anyways. anon, your wife is waiting outside of the facility. gazer, your husband was one of the guards in the human facility and we've got him in their portal room along with your diamond. a shame you two must split ways because i think you would be a lovely couple"
>"afraid we just dont click like that, there was no passion when we had to have sex."
>"yeah. infact it got very annoying. but we can still be friends, right gazer?"
>"of course, the gremlins should have cross world internet set up before the feast, and those phones looked cool."
>"so, do you intend to stay on earth or come back over here?"
>"i'll come back eventually, but i want to go on a food tour around your world first!"
>END
really hope i didnt make any mistakes

[Anonymous No.]

>>43815248
>can i cant bring

[Anonymous No.]

I ain't reading all that just for Gazer-chan. I'm a very discerning critic for stories, even though I love Gazer. It's not you, it's me.

[Anonymous No.]

Mushroom ass!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43815083
i have that exact shark stuffie

[Anonymous No.]

>>43815276
dw that greentext is the usual edgefaggotry, you're not missing anything

[Anonymous No.]

>>43815291
explain how its edgefaggotry, who died in that greentext?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43815294
It's ok retard, you dont need to pretend. Try writing about mgs instead of whatever millitary edgeshit that is next time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43815303
>someone writes something that fits mge's rules but doesnt boil down to a "and then they sexo, the end!"
>"HUR DUR ME NO LIKE! ITS EDGESHIT!"
and then in the next thread you'll wonder why nobody likes to make content anymore.
the moment they try to write anything with substance people like you just shoot them down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43815248
I liked it. Don't let the butthurt faggot crying discourage you from writing, he shits his pants over anything remotely military related regardless of context because he still hasn't gotten over the /tg/ boogeymen that don't come here anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43815313
>B-BUT IT FOLLOWS DA ROOLS!!!
See? It's that easy to identify shitposters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43815318
it still keeps the spirit of mge in mind, everyone is happy in the end, nobody dies, and it follows (you) and a gazer who are going to help open the portals.
what more do you need?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43815393
oops >>43815374

[Anonymous No.]

>>43815393
>>43815397
>>43815303

[Anonymous No.]

>>43815415
the military stuff isnt the focus, its there to drive the plot.
there is a pretty big difference here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43815422
Don't bother trying to reason with it, he acts as arrogant as the Mick does when it comes to this stuff, you see him constantly lashing out at pics of monster girls just because they're holding a gun or wearing a tacticool helmet. Let him sink in his tear puddles and just enjoy Gazer greens in peace.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43815248
No one say anything about the fact the fact that the gazer fuck someone else before her "soulmate"? For fuck sake, it was a nice story until that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43815313
It doesn't follow the rules since you put a hint of NTR shit in it.

[Anonymous No.]

>lost the military shit argument
>moved to his mobile device to look like a new person
>"HEH... ITS ACHUALLY NTR, IM GOING TO IGNORE CONTEXT ENTIRELY!"
really?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43815479
sure, maybe i wasnt thinking when i wrote that part. but its really not as bad as ntr.

[Anonymous No.]

>everyone is the same guy
Yep, troll confirmed. R&I

[Anonymous No.]

>>43815479
Leave and kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43815479
I'm not the same person retard. Personally I love military/gouv agency theme in stories but the NTR aspect in it killed it for me. At first I thought that they would still stay together but sadly no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43815248
It was mid. Not great, not terrible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43815458
Yeah, I agree that the ending was pretty terrible. A better one would be Anon and the Gazer connecting and Eros getting involved for the other two to find their perfect lovers, perhaps even uniting the two.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43815492
I see what you mean since you characters where in a do or die situation but I personally find it unsavory and non-necessary (that's just my personal opinion). Anyway, keep writing if you haven't been disgusted by us and enjoy it

[Anonymous No.]

>>43815246
>>43815248
>story explicitly references mamono mentioning that she has a soulmate before fucking someone else
This was absolutely not written in good faith, anyone defending this shit is just enabling further shitposting.
God I hate summer on 4chan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43815518
>>43815524
>>43815525
fair enough. i wrote it like that because i personally dont like gazers but fixed ending since looking back, yeah its very distasteful:
>"i wish i could congratulate the two of you better but now's just not a good time. things should settle down in a few months, id love to have a feast in your names when the time comes"
>"id be honored, anon?"
>"dont think i'll have anything better to do..."
>"perfect, anyways. anon, gazer, ive prepared transportation for both of you. you'll be able to go wherever you want in either world to find your soulmate. a shame you two want split ways because i think you would be a lovely couple"
>"actually i was thinking-"
>"!"
>"-gazer. we've spent so much time together, and that road trip was probably the most fun ive had in a while. i just dont think my soulmate is anyone else now"
>"b-but in that military complex i read you, you arent for me!"
>"gazer, look into my soul again. we changed the fate of two worlds together, perhaps our own fates shifted too?"
>gazer takes a moment to read him and becomes teary eyed
>"a-anon you r-really mean it!"
>the two embrace eachother, no more words can escape beyond the kissing.
>the demon lord smiles, and goes back to help on the earth side.

[Anonymous No.]

This faggot is really going to use the one flaw in this green (now rewritten because it doesn't fly around here) to galvanize his little jihad against the baddie military mamono content while decrying anyone who disagrees as le summerfag. Kek what a bitch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43815561
what

[Anonymous No.]

>>43815564
He's just really upset someone called him out on pushing his millitary shit here so he's lashing out

[Anonymous No.]

>>43815574
>I-Is that a p-picture of a monster girl holding a g-g-gun?!?!?!? AAAAAAAAAAIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE NIGGERMAN HELP MEEEEE IM GOING INSAAAAAAAAANE THE TROLLS ITS THE TROLLS AAAAAAAAA
Stay a little bitch, schizo-kun.
Your last pity (You)

[Anonymous No.]

>>43815561
just drop it man, he posted that before i posted the fixed ending.

[Anonymous No.]

Nice, now it's burger's bedtime, shitpost should end soon

[Anonymous No.]

>>43815561
>This faggot
>jihad against the baddie military mamono content
Keep crying about your boogeyman, I stopped reading at that exact fragment, don't care about the rest.

[Anonymous No.]

>sir, we're a publishing house, not the post office
>but I thought you were mail squirrels

[Anonymous No.]

>he says while /tg/, warhammer and the ace combatfag still live rent free in his head long after they stopped being a thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>43815584
So where are the mail squirrels?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43815577
how the hell can you possibly think you can win an argument here by making yourself look like a rabid /v/tard

[Anonymous No.]

>>43815584
Absolutely SCREAMING to be fluffed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43815584
If you're a publishing house, where's all the beer and peanuts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43815595
There's no point trying to win arguments with retards who intentionally refuse to see reason in anything. Jumping up and down and going "UMM YEP YOU'RE A TROLL CUZ I DON'T AGREE!!!" is also /v/tard tier. He deserves to just be mocked for how he sounds and nothing more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43815587
There are so many easily triggered people here it's really pissing me off

[Anonymous No.]

>>43815600
What kind of degenerate wear this outfit

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43815607
Jealous ones

[Anonymous No.]

>>43815609
Yes, let's watch again dark knight rises. I want to be like Bane

[Anonymous No.]

>>43815607
The kind of degenerate looking for a milking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43815621
Freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaks

[Anonymous No.]

>>43815621
>>43815613
Can you milk a rata? She seems too flat to produce anything...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43815621
>>43815624
A milked monstergirl is a happy monstergirl

[Anonymous No.]

>>43815630
You can technically milk any mammal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43815602
>literally no u
Just go back already

[Anonymous No.]

>>43815630
Sure, either get her pregnant or go through the process of massaging her breasts daily for months at a time to induce lactation. Whichever is more convenient.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43815640
oh for fucks sake just drop it.
the ending is fixed, and we've already established that the military shit is only there to drive the plot, it isnt the main focus. just focus on the fucking ratas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43815643
>we've already established that the military shit is only there to drive the plot
90% of the greentext is military shit buddy, nobody's buying it

[Anonymous No.]

>43815640
Yes, screaming 'muh troll' at anything you dislike is the same as going no u. Now fuck off, sperge.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43815647
no, most of the greentext is talk between (you) and the gazer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43815643
I'm not going to comment this green any further and I really did not care for military themes, I'll just wait for his next greentext to have another "easter egg", that's all from me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43815642
I think that Rata is asking for a popsicle on a hot summer day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43815698
Nah, I think she's asking for a shot of mana.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43815705
I don't have that, I only have vodka and tequila right now

[Anonymous No.]

>>43814716
>"You seem nice and all but I'm just not into alps. Sorry."

[Anonymous No.]

What do you do when you meet a Lizardman who isn't enthusiastic about fighting like her kin, and doesn't even want to try fighting you because she believes she'll lose no matter what and be forced to become a housewife after you rape her for being submissive?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43816072
See if she likes chess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43816072
Nothing, why should I care if it's what she likes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43816072
>challenge her
>fight
>drive her into a corner
>about to land a finishing blow
>her mind fills with scenarios of how I'll rape her and put her in embarrassing outfits
>sheathe my sword, gg, and walk away

[Anonymous No.]

>>43816072
Rape her and turn her into a housewife duh, it’s not like I wont love her or make her feel cherished.

[Anonymous No.]

need more confy dragons

[Anonymous No.]

>>43816235
>embarrassed about the size of her tail
obligatory webm

[Anonymous No.]

I think I just found Anubis’s dream man.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=CqO-hWlNBr0&feature=share9

[Anonymous No.]

City life was getting us down
So we spent a weekend out of town
Pitched a tent on a patch of ground
Down by river

[Anonymous No.]

>>43816544
>a 'tism wan has fallen into lego city!
>build the rescue husband to save her.

[Anonymous No.]

ya know, i like hags and all that but the sabbath could probably trick me into a cuddle pile by acting cute, innocent, and in minor need of someone to take care of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43815090
I like to believe that every Elite version of a monster has the "Cool Onee-san" personality to them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43816680
Sabbath shouldn't be so devious to exploit men's paternal instinct.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43816544
I prefer Minecraft obsessed anubis over lego obsessed anubis

[Anonymous No.]

>>43817061
I prefer Anubis who is obsessed with model trains. Just, hundreds and hundreds of hours of building out increasingly elaborate model train routes throughout...
> The basement.
> Then the first floor, via tunnels from the basement she learns how to build into the house.
> Finally extending into the neighbors' houses, treating the outdoors as "ocean" she needs to tunnel under using increasingly elaborate tiny tunneling equipment.
> Lost her job months ago, because trains.
> TRAINS.
Demands you take doppleganger potions to run trains on her.

[Anonymous No.]

So how is Midsummer celebrated?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43815052
Nice job anon but be careful you're not the only one in the undergrounds. We will maybe meet

[Anonymous No.]

>>43817117
Creampies and creampies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43817117
Like that shitty recent leftist movie about swedish midsummer, except with less death and more ritualistic sex

[Anonymous No.]

fear the ochimusha that learns judgement cut

[Anonymous No.]

>>43815052
That a good idea and you can really easily trap your base.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43817197
Yelling things while swinging your sword doesn't make your sword swing harder

[Anonymous No.]

>>43817115
>its anubis-vill
>the others are perfectly accepting of having their homes invaded by trains
>but they MUST integrate their own autism into the structure.
>the lawns become actual oceans, filled with miniaturized sea life
>train stations are placed in various model/lego cities.
>at least 3 pyramids around the village
>the trains actually become ridable when the science addict anubis is dragged into the mix, a shrinking/embiggening station placed in every home
>becomes a tourist hotspot
>over time the simple train system becomes a whole micro planet
>eventually they look to the final frontier: SPACE (the roofing)

[Anonymous No.]

>>43817117
Barbecue, getting drunk and drowing in the lake

[Anonymous No.]

>>43809923
That's no kikimore that's an elf!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43817327
Finland pls

[Anonymous No.]

>>43817117
dancing with monster waifu and lots of seggs

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Military shit ain't the problem. The problem is
>blatant cuckshit. DO NOT DO THIS.
>long greetexts that aren't kinky
No. I didn't read it. I'm not a fucking moron. I skimmed it enough to notice the cuckshit at the end.

If your story needs lengthy exposition, I don't care if it's /k/, /g/, magic babble, or window dressing of a school, medieval, or fantasy environment, put it on pastebin or a03, or whenever you put writefagging these days.
Looking at you, Magus, Medusa, Spider, myself and most other writefags.

The threads are for lewd greens or brief scenarios. The longer the green, the more lewd it needs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43817588
>autism trying to shut down creativity: the post.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43817588
>5 hours after the last comment on it
>"I NEED TO SHARE MY OPINION!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>43817599
>REEEEEEEEEEEE LET ME WRITE KEKSHIT
Do you think that's a winning argument?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43817588
>gone so long without updating im not a common name anymore

[Anonymous No.]

>>43817650
Beast, is that you? It's been ages.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43817639
the greentext anon already fixed the ending and explained why he wrote it that way, >>43815550
if you're gunna bring it up at least read the convo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43817650
Do what I do, never make it big enough to become a common name in the first place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43817588
>myself
And which writer are you

[Anonymous No.]

>>43817668
just over half a year
gonna try get something out before my bday, but i make no promises

[Anonymous No.]

>>43816072
Sounds like a self confidence issue, take her to a martial arts gym and turn her into a crossfit fanatic and watch the problem self correct

[Anonymous No.]

>>43817727
Probably Alp, he's always been the most insufferable fag in these threads

[Anonymous No.]

>>43817639
Ah, so you are the reeee poster. I should have guessed from the namedropping bunkershits we never talk about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43817727
A smalltime writefag that tables more drafts than I share. If I post something these days, it will be an unsigned greentext, because anything longer gets too wordy and unfocused.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43817790
Can you skip ahead to the part where you spam off-topic images until the mods btfo your sorry ass?
It's Friday, so I'd be a big relief if you were gone for the weekend.

[Anonymous No.]

Ah, burgers are waking up.

[Anonymous No.]

Why do we have to do this everyday what the fuck is wrong with some of you people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43817891
There are a handful of folks constantly seeking personal boogiemen that they blame for the shit quality of the threads. Basically every single identifiable poster has a designated hater that always attacks their posts without hesitation, and is constantly suspicious of posts that could be from that poster.

Sheer autism.

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>>43817891
It become obvious why when you start to check timezones. They're just here to stir shit and call each other names.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43817927
I don't know about timezones but it's really easy to identify anons by their favorite words.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43817962
This too but cross that with timezones and theme used and you get a good idea of what's happening.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43817962
This. There's probably only one guy that says bunker when talking about /monster/.

[Anonymous No.]

>Burger Hours

[Anonymous No.]

>>43814957
That’s not new. Just grab a gecko girl and toss her inside while you start cleaning. Worked for me

[Anonymous No.]

>>43817891
Autistic anon sees something his brain identifies as possible change or a threat to the thread, goes into a rage worse than the original post that set him off, many such cases!

[Anonymous No.]

>BORGOR HOURS

[Anonymous No.]

>>43807177

[Anonymous No.]

I can't slap Shog on the ass, because my hand will sink into her ass literally and she'll rape me on the spot...
But what if I were to slap Kiki on the ass? Ho ho ho, she'll never see it coming!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43817922
I’m just sick of the repeats and then bringing back those discussions when we’ve moved passed them hours ago. But no we have to keep bringing back these conversations even though they’ve ended and that they should post what they like instead of getting angry at a post that was posted several hours ago.

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>>43807177
What a good day to be a virgin, 1 year until wizard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43818110
That was my fault this time. Sorry. I didn't do it on purpose like some other posters. Usually I am more well behaved, but I was hungry and stupid. Eating a burger right now.
>>43818076
That is a cute birb. Birbs are cute.

[Anonymous No.]

When is cheese hours??

[Anonymous No.]

>>43818155
Hon-hon-hon! C'est every houre!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43818112
>about to hit 30, get wizard powers
>very excited
>but then you meet a loli mage
>"cool story, big bro, but I think you'd be a lot better off as a mana pump."
>pins you down and rapes you
>forced into being her magiclet enforcer familiar

[Anonymous No.]

>>43818155
God I hate those stupid cheese pants so fucking much aAAAaaaaaahhh

[Anonymous No.]

>>43818173
Rip them off, then

[Anonymous No.]

BORB HOURS

[Anonymous No.]

>>43818167
Based and good cheesepilled

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43818155
>1. I meet a mouse girl
>2. She is cheesed to meet me

[Anonymous No.]

What do I do when I'm such a slut for monster parts that I can't help but stare? I think my waifu is starting to notice.
I love her for her personality, and intelligence, and how she treats me, and also her monster parts, but there are still parts that she doesn't have.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43807177

[Anonymous No.]

>>43818155
>>43818167
Ç'est à chaque heure

or alternatively

Ç'est à toutes les heures

[Anonymous No.]

>>43818229
>Foxhag
>Mommyshit
>French
Wow. It's like this post was surgically designed to piss me off.

Notice how there are no French monstergirls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43818238
there are frog girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>43818252
Their origin is more DQ/FF than "the hellscape formerly known as Gaul"

[Anonymous No.]

>>43818171
Imagine some kind of national sport in the MGC in which you should catch a man that almost hit 30 not allowing him to become a wizard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43818261
>Pepina le Frooge will never rape your mouth with her looooonge tongue
It hurts, bros

[Anonymous No.]

>>43818285
>some druellite attached to your palm logans run style
could work

[Anonymous No.]

>>43818238
>The word ogre is of French origin, originally derived from the name of the Etruscan god Orcus
Well it looks like ogres might be French.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43818229
True but in this situation we will most likely say "c'est toutes les heures !"
>>43818238
Dragons

[Anonymous No.]

>>43818238
Are you alright buddy?
Also foxmommy is a french canadian vtumer

[Anonymous No.]

>>43818344
>The Running Man but with monstergirls

[Breathfag No.]

>>43818331
>she'll never force you to smell her girl stink breath
It hurts indeed

[Anonymous No.]

>>43818374
Vtumors are not welcomed anon. Even if Québec is cool.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43818374
some kind of clinically designed ultracancer

[Anonymous No.]

>>43818357
This, we also have "croque mitaines" who can refer to bogeys, witches and saint Nicholas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43818391
Vtubers are aimed at the kind of man that... posts here, actually.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43818221
>Dirty talk to get things started
>Sensory deprivation to blur reality and roleplay
>Finally, immersive simulation
>Feathers for a harpy
>Bondage for snakes and spiders
>Automaton? Gremlin? She can use machines too.
>Manticore? She bought some spines and a custom made onahole
>Mermaid? Slime? It was pricey, but she has a good paying job
>She has a whole collection of toys to use on you, to simulate whatever fantasy that's been tormenting you
>Going so deep your perception of reality starts shifting
>Start thinking maybe your waifu had those monster parts all along
>Behind the blindfold, you are already heart-pupiled
And then you have lots of sex
>Awake in a daze, slowly remembering who you are and what species your waifu is
>She giggles warmly
>"Did you have fun, sweetie?"
>Then she giggles coldly
>"Don't worry, it's not the monster parts you're addicted to.. It's me."
>And then she smiles warmly
>"Such a stupid sexy pervert of a husband. I love you."
And then you have more sex

[Anonymous No.]

>>43818238
Just got reminded about the Beast of Gévaudan from your post. But that’s probably just a human man pumped on theriomorphosis potions causing a ruckus in MGC and not a monster girl.
That I do like mixing real world legends sometimes with MGE if it works.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43818399
>Bogeys + Saint Nicholas
Santa Bogeys?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43818439
That's could be a thing, bad boys get krampused, good boys get bogeyed

[Anonymous No.]

>>43818399
Every culture has a Boogeyman. KC made two versions of her, both with very vague origins, specifically to try and reflect that.
The common theme is a scary monster that targets children, that parents warn their kids about so that they behave.

[Anonymous No.]

Gyaru bogie auntster gf

[Anonymous No.]

I'm not sure what to make of aunties. The age factor is pretty cringe, but it's more likely to be nbr than pure mommyshit. And also less likely to descend into babyshit.

Still old hags. Still remind me of mortality.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43818493
Well that’s why you get a undead hag they’re beyond death.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43818359
The French word dragon derives from the Latin word draconem so a dragon could be French but she could just as easily be Roman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43818238
Some of you just hate for the sake of it

[Anonymous No.]

>>43818495
All kinds of dragons are easily enthralled by telling them stories

[Anonymous No.]

>>43818450
I see, my bad. We also have a lot of stories with animals of the forest in it (especially wolf and fox). The fables of de la fontaine for exemple have a lot of tales with fox, wolf, crow, lions, rabbits...

[Anonymous No.]

cute demons coming from all sides.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43818493
Aunts are for awkward moments when mom walks on on you
>cumming balls deep in cool wine aunt
>mom unexpectedly came back from shopping because she forgot her wallet
>"I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU ARE FUCKING MY adopted SON, I WAS SAVING HIM FOR MYSELF!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>43818531
coming in cute demons from all sides

[Anonymous No.]

>>43818522
Love & Hate are possibly the strongest emotions in the world so yeah. Where some people will just talk about the things they hate all day more than the things they love. Which we’ve seen a couple times in these threads of anons talking more about the monster girls they hate more than the monster girls they love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43818537
>anon keeps thrusting while fucking his aunt, even while looking his ma right in the eye

[Anonymous No.]

>>43818556
i HATE foxes!
i hate how MONSTERIOUSLY FLUFFY they are!
i hate how EASY it is to GET DRAGGED INTO A SOFT HUG!
i hate the SOFT SMILES and WARM PERSONALITIES!
and i especially hate HOW SHE IS ALWAYS THE LIGHT OF MY LIFE!

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>>43818531
gonna tie a marriage contract to a brick and throw it through her window

[Anonymous No.]

>>43818500
At some point, all of European folklore blends together. Only Bongs and their fairies are terribly unique. And even then you have to contend with the Italian fanfiction of the French imitation of British chivalric tales.

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw I started the anti-fox posting
It's still funny to me

[Anonymous No.]

>>43818568
>t. shittiest waifu

[Anonymous No.]

>>43818573
And from that we got the best cat.

[Anonymous No.]

I bet you are gonna get a devil bug for your filthy nature

[Anonymous No.]

SHRIFT 2 has a Cait Sith that is a big furry cat (complete with multiple booba), and she also does breathfag content with pheromones and breathing in your face
>The more you know

[Anonymous No.]

>43818612
keep such shit content to yourself

[Anonymous No.]

>>43807177

[Anonymous No.]

>>43818573
I think the tarrasque is specifically French.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43818612
I rarely ever se shrift 2 art posted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43818582
Anti-fox? Where?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43818631
All you need to know is Kage-Onna. I don't know why I like her so much, her individual charm points run opposite to my tastes.
Maybe I just like shadowy stuff?

[Anonymous No.]

who is the best trickter in MGE
Bogie
Cheshire
Kakauen

[Anonymous No.]

>>43818593
True, one of the few good things from the perfide Albion

[Anonymous No.]

>>43818684
Foxes are the trickiest trickster, but they are out of the running because the only thing foxes are best at is being awful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43818684
Cheshire cat. Unless you're a bad person, then it's bogie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43818684
Chesh because she has the ability to teleports each part of her body, can fly around, setup pranks in advance, use wonderland item for epic trolling and have a nicer ass than monkeys

[Anonymous No.]

>>43817650
I was never big name to begin with. That said there is now only a handful of people giving a shit about OC's. The rest is ritualposting.

[Anonymous No.]

Mamonos for this feel? https://files.catbox.moe/4ssb0m.gif

[Anonymous No.]

>>43818791
>404 not found
Any of them

[Anonymous No.]

>>43818627
its called tarasque, and theyre not anything like the tarrasque, it was like a turtle with six legs and giant mouth for eating, but its assumed it was a crocodile
but theres also the questing beast, which is just a giraffe

[Anonymous No.]

>>43818810
missingno girl when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43818787
I struggle to think of any writer that gets consistent interest save magus. Partly this is due to the thread bullying anyone who actually tries to write a real story.

[Anonymous No.]

Defeat monstergirl lolis
Grope and mate with defeated monstergirl lolis

[Anonymous No.]

>>43818846
No. I will defeat monster girls and proceed to not grope or mate with them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43818837
>Partly this is due to the thread bullying anyone who actually tries to write a real story.
Considering that the last two stories with negative reactions were the suicide shitpost and now some dumbfuck included cuckshit in his story, I'd say the bullying needs to continue.
There are other places to go to if you don't want to take time to familiarize yourself with this thread's culture before posting, we're not hurting for newfags.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43818879
for the last fucking time, THAT WASNT THE INTENT.
and i already fixed the ending >>43815550 eight fucking hours ago.
this is exactly what he's talking about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43818879
>we're not hurting for newfags.
yes, you are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43818911
I don't care, it still happened because you didn't take time to learn what's welcome around here and got rightfully shit on for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43818911
>B-BUT I FIXED IT
Uou wouldnt have put that shit in the first place were you posting in good faith
And the bullying did get you to edit your greentext so it did work for the better. You're literally proving his point

[Anonymous No.]

>>43818837
Magus only gets discussed because
>he still writes
>he still shills in these threads as opposed to ignoring 4chan entirely
I feel like it's just four or five autists heavily invested in his work. And at least one is just using it to grandstand for/against slaver mamono or something.

The writefag scene died because not even a greentext can get a (You) without being grimderp or cuck. Why would anyone write 100 lines when nobody is going to read it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43818930
>>43818932
but instead of dropping it when i did fix it, you two felt the need to KEEP FUCKING TALKING ABOUT IT long after the whole thing happened.
this is exactly why there is no content. someone doesnt think for a moment, does something distasteful, and now the entire thread is derailed due to two people that wont fucking shut up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43818949
isnt the anubis scraper fixed by now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43818953
He used it as an example of why bullying retards like you into behaving is necessary. And he's right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43818954
Nothing to scrape. Nobody uses pastebin anymore, which is all it looked for, and the majority of the pastebin links are dead forever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43818837
Thread doesn't bully anyone, they just callout shitheads.
t. writer since 2014

[Anonymous No.]

>>43818962
he's right for derailing the thread eight hours after something happened and was fixed? is that the hill you want to die on

[Anonymous No.]

>>43818837
I don't like what magus make since it's lean to much on one side of the fence.
>>43818949
He post here but he hate us if I remember well, the Christmas incident didn't help

[Anonymous No.]

If you want to trial some writefagging and get some feedback that isn't from incessantly screaming autists, there is a thread on /monster/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43818953
>this is exactly why there is no content. someone doesnt think for a moment, does something distasteful,
Tell me about it. I don't think I'll ever get over the reputation I've gotten now no matter what I do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43818978
>thread count inflates
>Arguing starts
>post says go to /monster/
clockwork

[Anonymous No.]

>>43818978
Are you the same fag that's been shilling /monster/ for the past 2 weeks or so? How fucking new there must you be to recommend /monster/ as a less drama-prone alternative to /mgt/, fucking hell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43818972
>derailing the thread
Bruh the one derailing is you with your incessant crying. Try reading the reply chain and see what's being discussed.

[Anonymous No.]

Well, I hope that the story I try to write won't be received like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43818979
What did you do? It can’t possibly be that bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43818992
said the guy that had to brought up something from eight hours ago.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43818972
That wasn't him. That was me and I said I was sorry. I was more pissed off at some anon using the initial shitshow to come out against military stuff. Also, I was too hungry to think.

The greater chan-based monstergirl community has a proud yet cringeworthy relationship with /k/. Some of the earliest writefags were /k/ommandos. A good deal of the remaining waifufags (including some that get comms) are military fanatics.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43818999
Just dont try to push cuckshit and write about monstergirls and you'll be fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43819005
>>/jp/thread/S42600938#p42610412

[Anonymous No.]

>>43819019
Oh yeah, that's a well earned reputation never going away. Sorry irish furfag, but when everyone hates you, the fault lies with you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43818999
Realistically it's going to be completely ignored.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43818987
>Console war fagging in current year
It's over. Both places suck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43819048
As always: give me 2 or 3 recent examples of stories longer than a couple lines of greentext that went completely ignored

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw you tell your vampire wife you let a doctor take your blood sample

[Anonymous No.]

If anything wouldn’t it make more sense to go to capybarachan for this kind of stuff instead of /monster/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43818999
As the biggest advocate for increased and improved OC on the /jp/ threads, I should probably make an effort to read it.
But no promises.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43819017
I'm good on that but they are a rifle in it. I could get rid of it since it's only use for intimidation and load with DS but I don't like the idea to censor myself on such a small thing

[Anonymous No.]

How much of this shitposting, doomposting and concern trolling has been just the irish abortion samefagging again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43819019
yeahhh... >>/jp/thread/43766207#p43768466
dont try to play the pity party here, faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43818837
>>43818949
People just lost interest in writing. It's that simple. I don't even know if there is a demand for it anymore, since its never really discussed overall. There are also these weird obsessed autismos who make hate content, just to show off how much they hate the setting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43819068
Anon, the ones shitposting want you to go to /monster/(or at least pretend to) they don't actually care about monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43819081
Maybe 98% while 2% are most likely random anons who are tired and bored of this shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43819081
Those threads when he got banned were so peaceful

[Anonymous No.]

>>43819083
Don't forget >>/jp/thread/43596933#p43606592

[Anonymous No.]

>>43819083
Haven't you got a patreon to read the updates on?

[Anonymous No.]

You guys are all dumb and to shut you up I'm putting up on AO3 my old story Orc Cliffs (someone said they liked it on two different occasions recently)

https://archiveofourown.org/works/48085219

[Anonymous No.]

>>43819092
I'm the only one here telling people to check out /monster/. They deserve to know that other websites exist, and nobody is asking them to change sides.

You are the one that starts shit whenever you see something that doesn't align with 2017 /jp/ threads.
You are the one that rants and seethes and reignites everything the moment you get a chance.
You are the one that feeds every shitstorm and discourages honest folk from engaging with other honest folk.
YOU ARE THE RETARD.
Irish faggot is also a cancer but you are a cancer too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43819124
Haven't you got potatos to eat, a pet to fuck and a long overdue suicide to commit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43819076
>since it's only use for intimidation and load with DS
That's fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43819076
There's going to be one turbo autist complaining over any mention of guns, but it won't stir up a shitstorm so long as you don't needlessly obsess over technical details like
>and then he hopped onto his Lockheed-Martin F35 Lightning II and shot two Raytheon AIM-120 AMRAAMs at the dragon, downing her

[Anonymous No.]

>>43819087
You know what story should be write you fucks haven’t thought of a adventure story on how the son birth problem gets fixed in MGE. For I don’t think there’s really any stories about it but maybe I’m wrong, that there’s probably one out there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43819146
>rants about shit ubrelated to mgs
go tardrage elsewhere

[Anonymous No.]

>>43819140
I don't remember reading it originally, I'll give it a go when I come back home later.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43819179
It's just a guy fucking orcs, it's okay

[Anonymous No.]

>>43819148
I will post more siths on capybara, then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43819186
Eh, simple stuff works too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43819019
>>43819083
Need a full compilation of these to remind people of the Irish and their crimes.
The thread from Feb 17 is another one with plenty of bullshit.
Also contains a short greentext I wrote but never posted anywhere but here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43819150
I'm just mentioning the fact that it's a used FAMAS, nothing more. It should be enough to had something to the character about his possible past or mindset. Is it too much? I can just say used rifle but i feel like it's too vague (but I could be wrong since it's the MC and vague mean easier to self insert). How should I proceed?

[Anonymous No.]

I keep seeing bitching but no talk of love for monster girls. That see what I mean about anons going on and on about the things they hate rather than the things they love, none of it’s healthy you’re making yourself age faster doing that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43819212
Yes it'll be fine if you just mention it's a famas. It seems that military stuff is a touchy subject here because we have a persistent group of pests who insist on writing short nonsensical shitposts composed 90% of random unrelated military jargon and 10% monster girl references to pretend they are on topic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43819225

[Anonymous No.]

>>43819083
>>43819121
Holy shit.
Imagine your whole life revolting around hating on a random jap and an imaginary porn setting. You are one sad motherfucker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43819225
What the fuck is a monster girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43819249
It's just one of them things

[Anonymous No.]

>>43819212
Nta but that's fine. It adds flavor. Just don't make it too distracting. Don't let the gun autism overshadow the story itself. And it should be a love story with a happy (or at least hopeful) ending.

I don't know what that other guy's problem is with military hardware (and he'll probably throw a shitfit no matter what).
That sort of thing is nothing new here, so don't be discouraged. Back in the day RSAnon wrote about some hardboiled merc fighting an Ushi-Oni with a full arsenal of weapons (and getting handily beat, and fucked, followed by tsundere moments and healing). And there are more examples where that came from.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43818846
Get defeated by monstergirl lolis you mean

[Anonymous No.]

>>43819278
imagine getting defeated by lolis

[Anonymous No.]

Looking back, RSAnon had a lot of fearboners and violence and weapon autism in his stories. But also lots of healing. And hands. So many hands.

No, I don't know if pic related has any story associated with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43819332
whats that sneaky manticore doing under the table????

[Anonymous No.]

>>43819313
>portals open
>think you are getting a nice meaty hag
>suddenly, vulnerable child™
>she plays your heart strings for a while. you know damn well what kind of trick this is.
>but she's too cute
>eventually cave and take her home
>contemplating what to do next, you have a loli monster on your couch drinking a juicebox.
>you are more or less locked out of a nice juicy hag to grope and squeeze all day long.
>look to your grill and have a realization
>who said that the loli cant be meaty LIKE hag?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43819278
They're young and small, losing awaits them both in combat and under the cock.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43819370
Pawjob with big, meaty, fluffy, squishy paw

[Anonymous No.]

>>43819374
>who said that the loli cant be meaty LIKE hag?
Based. Oppai loli is best of both worlds, imagine the standing paizuri

[Anonymous No.]

Dont miss the deal! marry a lich and get a zombie dragon as an additional bonus!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43819332
>>43819386
>No manticore to mantivore you

[Anonymous No.]

Ovulating monsters

[Anonymous No.]

For me, its losing to tailpussy

[Anonymous No.]

>>43819426
Pregnant monsters

[Anonymous No.]

>>43819394
That is one flat ass lich.
Gonna pin her between me and that dragon while i knock her up.

[Anonymous No.]

>monster girl thread
>most of the discussion that isn't derailing flamewars is just arguing over hags

Hags aren't monstergirls. They are just the final form of 3dpd thots. Hags are off-topic and part of the reason these threads are so dead.
They kill boners and have zero inherent monster parts. Nobody seems to care about tails or paws or claws or wings or scales anymore, because they are too busy being disgusted by old wrinkly hags. Or alternatively, forcing hags on these threads like a bunch of cancerous, braindead...THOSE THINGS! The people that force that other, horrible, awful fetish that I won't name.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43819269
>>43819232
Thanks for the answer anons

[Anonymous No.]

>>43819439
Momsters

[Anonymous No.]

>>43819439
>pregnant monster wife smugly pins you to the ground with her huge swollen belly and demands dick, NOW

[Anonymous No.]

>>43819448
you WILL hug the fox hag
you WILL be assaulted by fleshy softness in the front and fluffy softness in the back
you WILL slowly succumb to the mofu addiction as you find yourself hugging her tails more and more, reversing the above statement.
and you WILL be happy.

[Anonymous No.]

Eheh cat funny tricks

[Anonymous No.]

>>43819426
What kind of signs would an ovulating monster show? Need to avoid them

[Anonymous No.]

WWW = want wight wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>43819473
She is just begging to get shafted (not like that) in favor of the newer model
>Get attacked by a fox hag
>Get a mofu addiction
ENTER

[Anonymous No.]

>>43819491
Flushed cheeks
Heavy breathing
About to rape (you)

[Anonymous No.]

>>43819491
Do you smell something musky in the air?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43819473
Tofu-stained hands typed this post.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43819516
FLUFFED.COM

[Anonymous No.]

>Age is just a number
>But aging is a problem
>The solution exists
>Act Now
Offer includes cookies, access to magical research materials, facilities, documents, etc. and a cute uniform with a FREE HAT.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43819546
Buxom queen

[Anonymous No.]

>gacha trash
>/k/retards
>Ntr and /monster/niggers
>Degenerate writefags
I literally hid 90% of thread. What the fuck happened? When did you get so fucked up?
Holy Druella, just write a story or greentext about random Order idiot being raped by random mamono and post related pic. Without blood, cheating, /tg/ shit and etc.
Is it that hard, you imbeciles?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43819569
>Degenerate writefags
Huh? Which ones?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43819546
I don't think I have seen your art before.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43819546
I want a strongfat pharaoh.
Mostly because I'm a degenerate and partially because I want to see her have this Anubis dedicated to getting her gains after discovering the secrets of 'Bulkan'

[Anonymous No.]

What's the best choice for a handjob?
>Squishy paws
>Slimy palms (Slime, Frog, Eel, Fish, Gazer)
>Scaly palms (Dragon, Lizard)
>Skillful fingers (Succubus)

Be ready to explain your choice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43819569
Nice falseflag, Mick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43819597
Slimy! Because it's lubricated, you know?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43819597
Troll handjob. I am not going to elaborate.

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>>43819569
>people are talking about monster girl related things without drama?
>cant have that!
go away.

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>>43819595
>strongfat pharaoh
>she doesnt use god voice anymore
>any time there are would be attackers she picks up a demon silver pillar and screams "GOD LIFT!" before throwing it

[Anonymous No.]

>>43819618
Maybe you?

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>>43819615
Need a troll that lets me take out stress by pounding her

[Anonymous No.]

>>43819597
All of them. I love monster girls for a reason.

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>43819569
You can always recognize this particular poster because he's always trying to bring up old boogiemen.
He spams off-topic when cornered.

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>>43819651
I am weak to trolls and their breaths

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>43819569
What is your favorite monstergirl?
>inb4 an XXXXyo elf that you got in only 30 pulls on some gookshit gatcha

I bet you don't even like kemonomimi or fearboners, you prude.

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>>43819629
>Her anubis is quite muscular but not as big as the Pharaoh.
>"Now my lady, we will get through your leg set this morning and have a high protein meal of eggs, poultry, and some grains for taste, after which time we will have you retire to the royal bathing pools in preparation for the meeting with your cousin."
>Pharaoh is just casually laying out some cleans with a weight bar, topless and wearing only her workout shorts.
>"As reliable as always. Tell me, is my dear cousin still a twig I could break over my leg?" she asks between cleans, puffing.
>The anubis makes a note that her lady is still angry over the "Musclebound hippo" remark said cousin made two weeks ago.
>"Yes, she is still what could be considered 'slight'"
>Pharaoh just sets down the weights and heads off to continue her workout.
>"Good, make sure Anon is there for the wash, he knows how to do it right and I don't want him running into 'her' if she shows up early."

[Anonymous No.]

>>43819569
What about being one with wife or is that too far.

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>>43819683
>What is your favorite monstergirl
Mershark, ochimusha, werewolf.
>kemonomimi
Meh.
>fearboners
Only with mge rules.

[Anonymous No.]

jiiiiiii

[Anonymous No.]

>>43819717
Oi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43819597
Follow-up question. Reply to the original question if you have not done so already.
What is the best number of hands for a handjob?
>one
>two (shaft and tip/glans)
>two (shaft and balls)
>two (roaming)
>three
>four
>more than four
>more than eight

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>>43819140
That was a good one, thanks anon

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I fixed her.

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>>43819683
Wendigo she is perfect to me it’s like if a fox girl and a deer girl became one being. Also she fits into all the right fetishes of mine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43819744
Good on you.
They do say you should spay or neuter your pets.

[Anonymous No.]

Just report the furfag, he'll get rangebanned eventually

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>>43819760
From now until I feel I have learned enough I will be drawing baphomets so please refer to me as the pedophile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43819760
I wish, getting banned at all is a challenge outside specific categories.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43819711
>Only with mge rules.
Not knowing is an important part of the fantasy. Of course actual snuff is off limits, and aftercare is important.
But in the heat of the moment I want to be convinced I am falling into corruption and pleasure at the hands of a devious and dangerous monstrosity.

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>>43819629
>"A visitor? Indeed, I have slept long enough."
>"The followers of Apophis have long since forgotten my name, and I am EAGER to make them remember."

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>>43819772
Just report it anyway instead of drawing attention to it.
Anything more than a "Fuck off" is unnecessary, and anything more than a "don't reply to it" to people that reply to it is a derailment risk.
Reminder that the risk of samefagging is very real. But you still shouldn't do the "reply to every post" followed by "inspect element" routine, because that just extends the derailment and demonstrates the potency of the original bait.

And please don't reply to this post, either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43819760
Why don't you go back to your bunker instead of seething here.

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>>43819794
>Strongfat Apophis and Pharaoh duel each other in a ceremonial stage every few months for control of the kindgom.
>Supporters of both show up to fill the stands and watch the bout.
>Throne changes hands often enough to be interesting and, oddly enough, neither has managed to grape or permanently defeat the other.
...Its just wrestling isn't it?

[Anonymous No.]

I want a bicorn to lovingly bully me.

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>>43819811
Wrasslin' is the best, isn't it?

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>>43819823
Ah, commissions, all you seem to be able to bring to the table.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43819811
All things are wrestling.
Politics? Wrestling
Sports? Shoot wrestling
Sex? Wrestling in bed

[Anonymous No.]

>>43819811
what gave you that idea?
was it the apothis' increasingly ridiculous costumes or the merchandise thats sold every time those two fight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43819710
What is this? a queen shog?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43819822
Yes, it is, isn't it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43819826
Feels good not begging for freebies and throwing a shit fit when you don't get them.

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>>43819826
>STOP GETTING NEW ART MADE BY PEOPLE THAT CAN ACTUALLY DRAW
Does that mean you support the potato muncher and his plans? You know he wants to draw guro and ntr, but he's just so laughably bad at it that he can't.

Of course you know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43819839
Either that or a monster of chaos that was locked away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43819823
looks nice! erotic tummy

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>>43819819
>>43819830
>>43819833
>Come out soldiers and support the true queen this weekend for the Rumble in the Nile!
>She'll even grace you with the chance to purchase a new cooling cup to keep your drinks icy even in the scorching heat!

This better not end with some sort of buff girtabiliu rising from the sands of the latest match to pounce on both of them while they're weak.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43819847
I'm pretty sure that's furcuck himself, just let him cry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43819843
>>43819847
Stay mad. Stay shackled.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43819857
IT'S THAT MUSIC! YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS, COLE?
>Yes JR I know what it means
>IT'S SOBEK!