/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

I love hags

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>>43808554
They are great!

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>>43808554
Imagine the billions of cocks she must have taken by now.

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>>43808938
>Yukari the crazy cat lady with no friends
You mean 0?

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>>43808554
I love anon's mom too.

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>>43808938
It's Yukari, she didn't even manage to mash clams with Renko before whatever happened to her happened, and that was during their loose collage years.

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>>43808554
>I love hags
then why did you post a young maiden?

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>>43812133
I wish I could be tech support for gensokyo's geriatric population...
Or their chairs

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Why is she such a femcel

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>>43812133
"ran! cancel my meetings!"

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>>43812133
>that backless dress

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>>43812333
she is a true sigma female, acting always mysterious and confusing to a fault!

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>>43808554

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>>43816404
"Mysterious" and "confusing" is just the polite way of saying that she can't hold a straight conversation for two seconds without quipping some random autistic fact about whatever it is they were talking about.
Yukari isn't a "sigma" female, she's a spastic one.
She can't hold one topic to save her life, nevermind to build actual functioning relationships.
Her "best friend" is more interested in ignoring her and eating while she's talking, and Yukari's closest ally is a fox she reprogrammed to never question her.
A sad, miserable existence for a lonely woman gazing upon her own neverending twilight.





Would still fuck her ass though.

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>>43808554
Yukari is a young maiden, a pure lady.

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>>43808938
All of which are mine!

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>>43824954
You want a billion anon cocks...?

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>>43822345
I will fill Yukari's heart
Then fill her womb

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>>43822345
that’s the best part, she actually is knowledgeable and connected enough that you don’t know if she’s being cryptic with a deeper meaning or just trying to sound cool. You are correct about her ass being very fuckable though

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>>43828687
Blessed.

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>>43828687
>Then fill her womb
Meh. It's completely barren. What's the point

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Why does she wear a diaper on her head?

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[Anonymous No.]

Imagining opening a cafe and expecting young couples to visit your establishment but all you get is poorly disguised youkai and god hags who try to hit on you and grope you

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>>43832281
at least the tips are good

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>>43832289
are the tips worth the constant groping and old as fuck pick up lines though

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>>43832306
no, but it helps

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>>43832306
What’s the worst pick up lines Yukari could come up with?

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>>43832323
anon
that implies that Yukari could even successfully do it
You and I both know she would try some cheesy ass pick up line, flub the whole thing, and play it off as being mysterious or some shit while the other hags look at her in shame

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>>43829321
Slander
Gappy has eternal youth and is plenty fertile

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>>43822482

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>>43836214
See? Young maiden.

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>>43837338
That's a shame, I much prefer lovely older ladies.

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>>43840858
Oh but Yukari is very lonely. Her only friends are a sexy fox and the fox’s adoptive cat daughter. She needs a man in her life.

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>>43840931
Oh, I'm a 35 year old manchild

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>>43840931
It's too late for her, she's already a crazy cat lady.

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>>43840858
Preach brother, she can use all her plentiful experience to be an amazing girlfriend. What I would do to get a headpat from Yukari.

>>43840931
What about Yuyuko?

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>>43840990
So maybe you're perfect.
>>43841072
Never too late!
>>43841194
I forgot to add her because I've had a busy day.

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>>43841294
> I forgot to add her because I've had a busy day.
It’s okay. You’re still right though about her benefiting from getting a man in her life.

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>>43841384
It really would. I imagine much of Gensokyo would be happy she found something else to devote her time to other than gappy tricks.

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>>43841443
You know what they say, idle hands are the devil’s plaything. So hopefully whoever is (un)fortunate enough to catch her eye they will do her well and keep her attention.

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>>43841603
No disagreement here.

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>>43841443
Can you really say you love the gap hag if you wouldn’t help her with her funny gappy tricks?

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>>43841649
I guess you can't. But still, everyone else would be happy with less gappy tricks when you and Yukari are busy having snuggling, having picnic dates, and being lovey dovey.

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>>43841194
>>43841294

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>>43841748
>all options are run when they want you to come up to them

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>>43841663
While that is true those actions would inevitably lead to the creation of little Yukaris running around perhaps causing mischief in their mother’s stead

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>>43841649
You may be the one bearing the brunt of her tricks if she takes an interest in you.

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>>43841758
So I hear.
>>43841764
Also risks you have to take.

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>>43841748
They look like a nice couple of girls, why would you want to run away from them?

>>43841753
Sounds like cowardice to me. What kind of a fool would pass up a chance to hang out with these two?

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>>43841860
Someone without a manly spark of course.

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>>43841885
Very sad. They really should give them a chance.
Even if they are dangerous.

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>>43841953
They just need a little confidence.

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>>43841960
For sure. Although to be fair, these older women can be fairly intimidating.

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>>43841860
Not everyone can handle their aura.

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>>43841994
The solution is simple. Imagine them in their bloomers or panties.

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>>43841998
I mean Yuyuko can kill you instantly and Yukari can warp reality itself, so that powerful aura is well deserved. But I’m sure they’d be impressed with a man who could approach them and not be too intimidated by them.

>>43842004
That might make things worse. It would definitely make trying to concentrate and stay focused harder and you might just end up dropping your spaghetti even more around them.

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>>43842060
Oh in that case treat them as if they were normal women.

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this reminds me that for a time I dind't know wtf yukari was because I never beat the extra stages in touhou games, because fuck that shit.

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>>43842081
Easier said than done. I have no doubt they’d be all too eager and willing to show off their might to impress and intimidate any man that tries to get close to them.
But if they aren’t scared away, I’d bet that would curry favor with them.

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>>43842110
That's all it takes. A little manly spark.

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>>43842114
That spark might be enough to kindle the flames of love. Hopefully for whatever man that catches their attention and approaches them doesn’t get burned by the heat.

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>>43842181
Exactly.

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>>43842060
They're also both tricksters. Even if you're confident one isn't going to manipulate the boundary between your guts and outside your body, it's hard not to feel like they're planning something foul.

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>>43842947
Try to be prepared for any trick they have.

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>>43842947
They’ve definitely got trouble written all over them. I mean if they’re inviting you over to see them, odds are they’re looking to have some fun with you.
Might be worth the risk though as it’ll probably be an unforgettable time in your life. For better or for worse.

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>>43841072
Bunbunmaru Extra: Old crone finally lost her marbles.

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>>43848286
Poor Aya, hard to believe that would be that last issue of Bunbunmaru ever published.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43848286
Aya, no!

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>>43843047
I-I got a boner!

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SEVERAL ROPES OF MY SCALDING HOT SEMEN LANDING ON HER NAKED BACK WHILE YUKARI WHINES
AAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.]

>>43849317
IT GOES INSIDE HER, ANON.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43850180
if it bothers her that much she can gap it inside

[Anonymous No.]

The older woman is erotic

[Anonymous No.]

>>43850186
she might gap it inside of you

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>>43851483
Just theoretically, would a gap-assisted selfsuck be gay?

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>>43851503
theoretically, the dick on the other side of the gap might not even be yours if there are two pairs of gaps and the homo on the other side is highly synchronized
It's schrodinger's faggotry

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>>43851519
haha what if it was yukari's own dick and she made you suck it as a joke haha that wouldn't be gay though

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[Anonymous No.]

bros I wanna spoil my hagwife Okina
I wanna pick her up and carry her everywhere, giver her massages when she's sore, give her lap pillows when she's sleepy, and cook good food for her and my two new daughters Mai and Satono

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>>43852132
You wouldn't stop with just two daughters, right?

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>>43852150
>You wouldn't stop with just two daughters, right?
of course not
Mai and Satono are gonna be big sisters

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>>43852070
wtf

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>>43852070
Yukari can't use her gapping abilities to swap our genitals, give them back!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43853102
wtf hag got the burger?

[Anonymous No.]

What is BBA?
https://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm9791653

[Anonymous No.]

People forget the original trimillennium trio!
They don't even insult you by insisting they're 17!
27 isn't too much better though...

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>>43853206
yes fatty got a problem? maybe she was hungry, ever thought about that?

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With the scarcity of males in Gensokyo, and the apparant extinction of Youkai men, even autistic half-breeds are top of the pick!
Unfortunately, everyone has had the same idea, and not even told him about it!
Too bad that he's already decided women are too dangerous to date...

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>>43857178
God I wish that were me

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>>43857234
You can only pick one, and the rest will try and kill the both of you.
This is a lose-lose situation, the only winning move is not to play.

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder where that gap leads to

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>>43857343
I would kiss that gap

[Anonymous No.]

>>43857343
Yukari gigantic gap only a horse youkai could please...

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>>43857341
I'm sure Yuuka will find it in her heart to protect me from other jealous hags.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43853206
Hags love burgers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43859254
you could say they love HAGburgers!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43859484
I would eat a hag's burger

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>>43859501
Why are dorky onee-sans so erotic?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43862045
The juxtaposition of someone normally calm and collected getting flustered

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>>43859501
here ojii san

[Anonymous No.]

>>43866568
Look how sweaty and nervous she is
God that's cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>43866788
I kek'd

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>>43862045
There is just something so cute seeing them candidly act in contrast to their normal external personality.

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>>43866841
Yeah

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>>43867391
Yukari not knowing what to do after her """techniques""" actully worked!!
Trying to play it cool by downplaying how important this is to her!
Going too far, making it sound like she's a slut and won't even bother showing up!
The only man who's perverted enough to chase her leaves her life, hanging his head in shame!
Word gets around the underground human-youkai interbreeding circle that Yukari has had it with an unknown number of men!
Now people avoid her like the plague!
Yukari still being a virgin!

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>>43867218
They're completely different inside their own little bubble.
>>43867391
Her hopes went up and came crashing down.
jokeexplain: the letter is addressed to Ran as 藍 is her kanji.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43867729
Aw. I guess that explains why there's a close up on the letter.

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>>43852070
source?

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>>43867840
Yukari's breasts are too big to be this cute!

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>>43867857
https://exhentai.org/g/594568/e86d5eed69/

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>>43867729
Are Yuyuko and Yukari fujos?
>>43867840
What a silly gap maiden.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43867956
Are the eyes inside the gap also her own eyes or whatever eldritch abomination who lives inside there also wants to Reimu's pantsu?

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>>43866568
You are a god. How could i date a god? What a grand and intoxicating innocence. How could you be so naive?

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>>43868259
yukari is probably the biggest fujo in gensokyo, being a lazy lonely lady.

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>>43868337
Someone needs to save her from fujohood.

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>>43868309
All her eyes, all to better see you with
When Gappy likes you, you don't need to fear anything because she will always be watching over you, every moment of every day

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>>43868342
not suwako-sama, she's already looking for sanny and her dorky friend kanako. and ran-sama is busy with chen...poor lonely yukarin-san.

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>>43868337
Suwako is just giving her tips on how to get laid. She's an expert, after all.

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>>43868349
Can she create moving gaps to fallow you around?

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>>43868360
I was referring to Yukari. Someone, probably me, needs to save her from being a dirty fujo.

[Anonymous No.]

licking saggers on the stretch marks.
cumshotting the stretchmarks on the saggers

[Anonymous No.]

>>43869009
her ability is literally manipulating boundaries, yukari would never have stretch marks
her skin is just as supple and smooth as when she was a teenager (which she still is of course)

[Anonymous No.]

>>43869122
>t. gap hag

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>>43869436
implying she can use a computer

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>>43868382
shut up hakurei scum. dont think i forgot how you coomers ruined the last moriya thread on purpose.

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>>43870336
Someone rescue this poor maiden.

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>>43869560
Not denying the sex claims I see

[Anonymous No.]

Americanize Touhou
https://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm19034245

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>>43872696
some lies are so low that dont deserve any consideration.

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>>43870336
This scared me

[Anonymous No.]

sex with hags for impregnation

[Anonymous No.]

>>43875213
>impregnation

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>>43808554
ewww

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>>43875495
Don't be mean to the hags anon
Their wombs might be old and dusty but they still work

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>>43873588
Yuyuko looked the best

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>>43808554
Anal sex with Yukarin!

[Anonymous No.]

I can't find the hag bar anywhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43882697
Bakyuran wasn't bad.

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>>43882805
The look on her face when anon sits next to her, only to ignore her and start flirting with her fox bartender instead.

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>>43884183
Nah.

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>>43882805
anon you don't wanna go to the hag bar
the moment you buy one of them a drink its already over for you

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>>43884799
>>43884799
What happens?

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>>43884799
I'll be fine. I'm sure any of them can keep their composure.

[Anonymous No.]

Surely nothing bad can happen at the hag bar

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>>43887458
as long you can remain sober you're fine. maybe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43869451
she's picking it up!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43887683
What if I get drunk?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to get drunk at the hag bar, I'm a fat manlet with a little willy though

[Anonymous No.]

>>43891023
it's the end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43892797
if you put down the fork, your dick will grow by 1-2 inches
then since you're a manlet, it'll look even larger
>>>/fit/
try it today

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>>43891023
There's lots of things old, desperate ladies could demand of a young, inebriated man that's in a bar Ran by a bartender that likely prioritizes their interests over his.
Like ask him to join them in volleyball, who wouldn't go with the flow?

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>>43897213
If i were one of them with those humongous breasts my back would scarcely allow me to walk let alone play

[Anonymous No.]

>>43892797
Middle aged men are usually fat like you and those hags probably like them so you're in luck

[Anonymous No.]

>>43897213
So you’re saying these older women would try to get me drunk and then play volleyball?

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>>43897262
I can only speculate. I'm not a hag that's 1000+ years old. I am practically 0% of a hag. Their brains and desires may as well be alien to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43808554
My favorite touhou is Kanako.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43898125
holy kanaboobs!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43897307
Yukarleg

[Anonymous No.]

Sanae's trauma...

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>>43902700
A happy hag is a good hag.

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>>43898125
Kanako is my favorite older woman touhou.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to plap plap plap plap Kanako-sama!

[Anonymous No.]

Let's all love Kanako-sama!

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>>43904086
Very excellent.
Saved.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43904833
She is excellent.

[Anonymous No.]

yukarin-sama...is being overshadowed...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43906014
Its fine, I've given Yukari what she craves

[Anonymous No.]

so what's stopping yukari from just keeping an eye on the man she's interested in and gapping his semen into her own womb whenever he cums inside Ran or whoever, anyways

[Anonymous No.]

>>43906014
I post her whenever I can, but Kanakp deserves attention too.

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>>43906131
The gap hag is too prideful to play second fiddle, even if she's incredibly autistic.
if Yukari wants, Yukari will get

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>>43902700
to think kanako is so lonely to have to entertain suwako-sama dumb antics...she truly needs an husband.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43906114
barren dusty hag gets preggers before volcanic ash fox

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>>43907713
but ran-sama got chen, she won the mom game already.

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>>43907859
Chen is not her child, and Ran deserves more than one

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>>43907713
Keeping pregnant mood swing Gappy happy would definitely be a challenge

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>>43908133
Why is such a young woman wearing garters? Aren't those a more mature look?

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>>43908630
you fool, lolibaba are the pinnacle of womanly charm. not that it applies to yukarin, since she lacks the baba part, being a 17 years old young lady.

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>>43908676
Alright, time for your med Yukari.

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>>43907713
Since the Ran we know is a spirit controlling someone else's body, would that mean that the child would have two mothers? Also imagine the terrible experience all that would be to the true owner of the body.

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I bet her singing voice is lovely

[Anonymous No.]

>>43912024
She would be either very good or comically awful at singing. There's no in between.

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[Anonymous No.]

Let's talk about the bull of ningen no sato!

[Anonymous No.]

Why do everyone forget about Satori? She's canonically granny and hag-like

[Anonymous No.]

Kanako thread?

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>>43908712
Whether the original Kitsune submitted herself to Yukari willingly or not doesn't really matter, and for all intents and purposes Ran is the Kitsune. Unlike Chen, Ran is a perfect possession and she isn't going anywhere. Speaking of Chen, her personality and appearance does not change whether she is possessed as a Shikigami or not, so we can assume the same for Ran. Whether Ran is the original, the original was overwritten with the current Ran, or they both mixed together is anyone's guess.

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>>43914121
I'm gonna love the pure mama purely until she's a mama (again)! She's the only older woman for me!

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>>43914626
Junko using her nails to carve bloody scratches all over you to show everyone who you belong to!
Junko love!

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>>43914263
I can get behind that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43915474
Suffocation between Kanako's Mountains of Faith!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43915474
I however can get behind this instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43915498
I hear you, but well, there's not really room to share! Sorry!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43914797
I think I've acquired a new fetish from this post...

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>>43915502
Is that the case?
Well, if you say so~ <3

[Anonymous No.]

Shut up

[Anonymous No.]

Kanako.
Tell me, anons. Why exactly do you like her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43915519
Nope!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43915519
How mysterious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43915524
I've posted many reasons why I love Kanako in the past.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43915529
>No-mmmmrrrrph!

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>>43915533
They're doubtlessly intriguing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43897256
I am in my mid thirties too

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>>43915540
Anon mysteriously disappeared soon after this post was made. To this day, his whereabouts are still a total mystery.
All that was found in his apartment was a strong smell of bleach, and a few potted flowers. No signs of a struggle were otherwise noted.

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Is Seiga the most underrated hag?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43915732
Only because she will steal your organs to sell them for 20 bucks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43915732
like a moth drawn to flame

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Mom

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>>43915857
Which one is the least likely to kill you? By accident or not.

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>>43915857
Two of these girls are fine, upstanding and hardworking ladies, while the others are hedonistic slaackers who get other people to do everything for them.
I will let you guess which two I am talking about.

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>>43915915
I assume you mean Eirin and Yuuka, but I disagree with that.

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>>43915915
>who get other people to do everything for them
it's ran and yuuka then

[Anonymous No.]

>>43915857
YWNBAH (Yuugi Will Never Be A Hag)

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>>43915914
From left to right: Yuyuko has the cheese touch. Yuuka will crush you death. Ran will accidentally suffocate you in mofu. Yukari will forget to feed you. Kanako will grow paranoid and possessive with Sanae and Suwako around. Eirin will test shady drugs on you. Yuugi will accidentally crush you to death. And Byakuren will break you via snu snu when her inhibitions go poof.
Go with Ran, at least she's kind and not a bad way to go out.
>>43915943
I guessed Yuuka as she cares for a big garden, and Ran who babysits a 1700 year old child.

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>>43915943
Kanako is an alcoholic who specifically requires Sanae to go out and tell everyone how great she is, and whenever she does something it usually ends up causing an incident.
I should not have to explain why Yuyuko and Yukari are not model citizens.

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>>43915953
I am sure that Eirin is smart enough to know what kills you or not, and if thing go south i am sure she would be able to save you, and worst care scenario she can give you the elixir.
That being said she could kill you by plain evil or if you angered her or Kaguya.

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>>43916004
Eirin is not evil!!
Just a little morally confused is all...

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>>43915968
>who specifically requires Sanae to go out and tell everyone how great she is
Nothing wrong with marketing. You also forgot to mention that Suwako generally handles the blessings
>whenever she does something it usually ends up causing an incident
Something something omelets.

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>>43915857
I love them all

[Anonymous No.]

>>43915524
Used gods.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43918079
That's the loli frog. Try again

[Anonymous No.]

why won't anyone love meeeee

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>>43919815
But I love her

[Anonymous No.]

What a nice looking woman. I bet she'd make a good wife!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43920513
she's had a lot of practice

[Anonymous No.]

>>43920513
She looks like she'll take care of my kids very well

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It was an ordinary night. You wandered around in your village, helping the locals, bargaining for food and cosmetics, going on about the daily life. It would only be until this liveliness came to an end that your eyes laid upon one pecular building. It seemed rather otherworldly compared to the humble, traditional houses you're so used to look at. Just as unusual was the light coming out of this building - Nothing like the reassuring light of a few flames to keep the evil spirits away. Its violet, almost majestic look made it all the more intriguing. Just this once, you let your curiosity get the better of you, entering this mysterious structure, having practically assumed your foolishness not unlike the fly lured by the sweet fragrance of a venus flytrap.
What came after your act of unwise bravery certainly looked just as appealing as a lure could get - You were looking at the fanciest bar you'd ever seen. It even mogged the likes of Geidontei, which you had grown accustomed and fond of. However, what little time you had for appreciating this exquisite interior design would be cut short by all the eyes laying upon you, scrutinizing everything about you. The pressure of these unknown faces looking at you so intently filled you with such tension that you hardly had the brainpower to take a closer look at the kinds of women you were with.
Women, you say? Indeed, it appears that this little lodge of sorts was only frequented by ladies, or so it seemed today. After gathering just a hint of composure, a few more aspects became clear. Practically all of these gals were quite mature looking, and their looks were most uneven. A few of them looked at you with a shamelessly unfiltered lustful look, others seemed a little more careful, and they all seemed to show some interest in your presence.
You had always been taught to respect your elders, so the first thing that came to mind was to make yourself clear and apologize, but perhaps due to the environment or your unwillingness to practice speaking to a crowd, your apology came out as timid & overwhelmed. Everyone around seemed to erupt in laughter, as you couldn't hide your shame in putting up such a shy performance, and your face became as red as a tomato. In any other case, you would have ran away back home, but this place & its attendees were different. Your heart felt... something strange. A spiritual pressure of sorts, a power you couldn't grasp. As innocent & fun the teasing of these maidens had been, you couldn't help but feel there was more to them. They definitely hid something beyond your wildest dreams, or nightmares. It'd be best to play along to their whims for now, whatever they may be...
This little game would see its second act as a blond lady in a tabbard orders you to come sit next to her, in a wide, circular table. Compelled by your feelings of fear & interest, you did as she wished, which allowed you to get a clearer view of everyone at the table. You saw a rather gluttonous looking pink woman, who seemed like the friendliest sight around, as opposed to the imposing mass sitting next to her. The tallest woman of the bunch, with dark blue hair, and a determined look on her face. Even among such intimidating forces, she seemed to be most responsible & fit to be a leader. To your left was a woman with silver hair, almost as imposing as the blue lady upon closer inspection, but the weight of responsability she seemed to carry felt different. It was more... mother like, if that makes any sense. Lastly, you couldn't ignore the two blondes that sat closest to you. The choice of color in their dresses made it evident enough to dissociate the two, but they seemed to share quite a few quirks. You could feel a hint of pride to the two, as if they owned the world. While not bursting with overwhelming strength as the blue lady seemed to show, such confidence didn't inspire great success in your odds of ever opposing them.
This little moment of introspection of yours would be cut short by... some groping?! The blonde lady in the green tabbard waited no less than a few seconds after you laid down with them to explore your body. It was quite through and shameless, as you could feel her lecherous hands getting a grip of that shameful hint of love handles you had, or how strong your thighs were. While reciprocating such manners was out of the question, in your few moments of introspection amidst the timidity you exposed from being groped, you couldn't help but notice these dames seemed all quite self conscious to a degree, or willing to make a good impression. Your feelings may have taken the best of you, but even in such a situation, you couldn't ignore how much these women reeked of perfume. They seemed to have quite the heavy hand when it came to makeup, and quite a few of them left their legs or hands covered in tights and other such materials.
What will become of Anon? Will this event be a one night story, or shall it develop into something more through?

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>>43920805
Love it
I need more

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>>43920805
After discovering such a wonderful place who would keep away? Self-preservation instincts be damned.

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>>43915953
>Yuyuko has the cheese touch
she has?

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>>43918079
kek
>>43919815
Take a bath stinky

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>>43920805
More more more
Is the pink supposed to be Yuyu or Kasen?

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>>43922539
It's Yuyuko
Sorry if i'm a bit slow, the pacing was a bit of a mess. I'll try to write a part 2 tomorrow. I don't exactly know where i'm headed and there's a lot of choices. I'll try to think about keeping it to the group.

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>>43922601
Make them fight a battle royale over anon.

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So many moms...

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>>43922629

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>>43922601
It's all good, man.
I admit, it's a little difficult keeping track of who is who for me without names...

[Anonymous No.]

Yuugi, Kasen, and Ran are on the hag council, but are not granted the rank of hag.

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>>43923536
What about The Forbidden One, does she count?
Is she the chairwoman?

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What makes a hag a hag anyway? Age cant be since half of the resident of Gensokyo lived for hundreds of years.

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>>43923558
Mima and Shinki are both founding members of the council, of course

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>>43923765
All of Yuuka's friends have disappeared...
She must get real lonely.
Even more insulting is the fact that the Elegant Young Maidens Club nearly always forgets to send her her invitations, and it's getting to the point where she is starting to suspect it's on purpose.

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>>43923677
Age is a factor, but I'd say the right demeanor is most important.

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Why does Junko get left out of the hag club so often? Are they jealous that she had a husband?

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>>43923883
Because Junko is a dangerous sociopath even by youkai standards, and the only time someone (Kanako) was stupid enough to invite her she nearly tried to strangle Eirin to death, which as you can imagine is both futile and embarassing to have to watch.

She has no motherly energy, much to many anon's dismay, she literally only exists to try and find a way to kill Chang'e, godmode or no.
IDDQD is one hell of a cheat.

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>>43923911
Convincing Junko that having a bunch of kids improves the odds of one of them killing Chang'e!
Keeping Junko pregnant constantly until she slowly awakens to the long-dead feeling of love after a few dozen children!

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>>43923883
A lot of the images that are endlessly reposted here are well over a decade old. LoLK is relatively new.

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>>43923883
>had
Probably because they keep bringing it up that she's so unpleasant to be around. 'Oh remember that time you had a husband and son Junko?'

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>>43923930
At this rate, the population of Gensokyo will decuple in the next few years easily.
Yukari would get round to getting things back to normal, but she's been... Preoccupied lately.
By far the most fun you can have on this board is coming up with dumb scenarios for 2hu's to engage in

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Junko and Okina need to be included!

[Anonymous No.]

The lust for hags is never satiated...

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>>43920805
I'm starting to wish /jp/ had a dedicated writethread

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>>43920805
We go back.

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Help!
Yukari won't stop gapping my pp inside of her every time I masturbate.

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>>43925970
how do you know it's yukarin and not some old homo necromancer?

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>>43925974
Yukari's pussy has a distinctive oceany scent.

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>>43920805
This can only result in feverish hag mating press and half-youkai

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And so, the minutes passed, minutes during which, while molested, you were at least able to gather a bit of information about these strange ladies. Yuyuko, Okina, Kanako, Yukari, and Shinki, those were their names. Should you need to address them, you at least know that much, even if you were so, so far from having conquered the battle of knowledge, for they remained a complete mystery to you outside of their names, outside of perhaps Kanako, who you think may have been in a flyer given away by a green haired shrine maiden at the village, but that's about it. Amidst the incessant groping you've been the victim of, Shinki asks "And may we have your name, sweetheart?". Your suspicions of this miss in particular looking quite motherly had been all but confirmed by not only the use of such an affectionate term right off the bat, but the look in her eyes - it carried all the worried, yet reassuring weight of a mother who only wishes the best for their child. Having been left in a bit of a daze after being the recipient of such loving words, everyone in the room would come to know you as Anon.
Your instincts told you it'd be much wiser to just let this mature woman have her way with your body, so long as the situation didn't get out of hand. Had this gone a bit longer, you'd almost start to think this was quite pleasant. After all, when's the last time you've been anyone's subject of such intense lust? It didnt matter she was older than you.
However, it would all come to an end with a few words you certainly didn't expect. "Are you done hogging him all to yourself, Okina?". The lewdest parts of your mind already fancied being the object of desire of all of these women, but the way your little brain had imagined it was a lot more under your control, and this obviously wasn't the case, as the atmosphere of the room had significantly worsened, and a heated debate was about to take place. What little decency these dames had at least ensured that you'd be able to hear everyone's arguments clearly. Kanako was the first one to step, her voice clear as crystal, carrying the determination of a war leader. "Anon clearly needs someone that'll look out for them while ensuring they are the best of version of themselves. I am the only one that can ensure that. If all of you weren't so foolishly confident, you'd admit your laziness or unconditional doting will only lead Anon the wrong path!" Well, you certainly wouldn't have liked to hear that if you were any of these maidens, and the wishes of ensuring your growth certainly made for a compelling argument... but perhaps not to this crowd, as Yukari started speaking, with the smuggest of looks on her face "That sure sounds like a fun prospect for our dear Anon, doesnt it? I'm sure they're rushing to leave their village to live a life of labor". In an unexpected turn of events, Okina tag teamed and giggled at such a prospect, to ensure that Kanako had understood her "mistake", as if everyone's stern looks didn't give it away. "Dishonest as ever, I see. Would you mind telling us what a frequent hibernator and owner of pets that are closer to machines than anything knows about looking after someone? Never mind the fact that your mere presence keeps everyone at bay. Surely, even you know how mundane at best, dangerous at worst Anon's life would be, should they decide to spend it with you?" Before Yukari had the time to reply and despite the apparent venom she was about to spit at what became her adversary, Okina stepped up to the grand debate. "And that is why I, the secret God, am evidently the wisest choice for Anon. He shall live a life in secrecy, safe from all the dangers of the world, but not without purpose, for I can see the greatness in Anon's heart, and shall both task him with the wisest of objectives for him, and offer him the love he so deserves!" Sneaky as ever, Yukari added "And then you'll proceed to toy with his brain, or maybe look for a replacement? After all, you're clearly sooooo fond of your current dancers, aren't you?" Okina, clearly angered at such bold claims, responded "Because you know so much about love, don't you, Miss I own a Shikigami that's more computer than Youkai? And besides, a little forceful adjustments never hurt anyone. You don't know what you're talking, old hag!" This insult would mark the significant worsening of the atmosphere that this debate had been the cause of. That spiritual pressure you had felt earlier only got stronger, as you almost feared for your life, shall you be expected to make a choice at any point. It would only be upon setting your eyes on Shinki and Yuyuko that you would find a bit of peace, even if you could tell they had something in store as well. A mother's love was just the calm one could seek after such a storm of a debate, and Yuyuko's look didn't seem agressive, although it was certainly intriguing... This smile of hers... Behind that gluttonous mask lied someone that knew much, much more than they let on.

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>>43930251
Rooting for Kanako!
Kanako for winning the anonbowl!
>verification not required

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>>43930251
I wanna make Shinki a mama! Again!

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>>43925986
A blind man was walking down by the harbor one day when he came upon an old open-air fishmogners.
Upon walking into the cloud of miasma it produced, he turned his head to the source of the stench and said; "Hello ladies".

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>>43925986
>>43930457
Lies! Yukari's nether regions have the scent of freshly laundered linen, lavender, and honey. Stop this slander. Immediately.

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>>43930251
Gappy makes some good points. It would be wise to join her gang.

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>>43930496
It's okay ran you can speak truthfully here, she isn't here to punish you.

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>>43930753
Get the fuck outa here Ran
Okina is the only correct choice

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>>43932363
Yeah yeah. Don't you have some prancing and flailing to get back to?

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>>43932418
NTA but prancing and flailing is fun.

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>>43932476
It can be! I'm just saying if you live in a glass house you shouldn't be throwing bricks.

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No dying yet.

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>>43936836
I want Seiga to say this to me when i wake up on her soft and comfy lap after she makes me drink some sketchy Taoist elixir!

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>>43908247
I still think she'd become very clingy and overly sensitive.

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>>43920805
Nice.

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This ray of light you had seen within Shinki that had reassured you throughout this heated argument would soon shatter as she too stepped up and would argue in favor of coming along with her. Once again, it was not such a fate that brought fear into your soul, but rather, the possibility of such a fierce contest taking a turn for the worst, with you as a casualty, but you would, if only for a moment, set aside your fear to contemplate the God that now stood in front of you. It's not like any of these fine ladies were exactly built like little girls, far from it, as the tension you've felt throughout this whole event can tell, but there was something even more holy about Shinki, she really seemed to embody the most straight forward idea of a God as you believed, a creator beyond all else. Lost in thoughts, you barely paid attention to Shinki's plea: "I believe Anon needs a proper environment, one that'll be as rich as the one they currently call home. Only in the land of Makai shall Anon lead a life that is neither one of endless labor, or one that'll lead him to the path of the outcast. My daughters and I are the only ones among ourselves to be able to accomplish such a task. Do not succumb to your usual selfishness and let Anon come to me". What followed was a silence of at least a few seconds. Was this it? Would Anon be left to Shinki and spend the rest of his days with the Goddess of Makai?
Of course not... if only it was this easy. Grins you had grown all too used to started showing on nearly everyone's face, as they each seemed ready to provide a nasty rebuttal that would take Shinki down a notch. Just like that, Yukari retorted: "So why don't you just create someone in Anon's image?". Shinki, seemingly ready for such a come back, had her own counter ready: "It's more complicated than you can imagine. Even in my infinite wisdom, I cannot hope to fully replicate Anon". Ripe for a tag team argument, Okina answered: "You act all high and mighty, but you're just as selfish as the rest of us, aren't you? You won't fool this bunch with your guise of greater good for Anon". For the first time, you would witness a hint of anger on Shinki's face. Just as a God can provide many blessings, they can just as easily be the herald of disasters, and this facial expression couldn't make this any clearer.
All in all, the state of Anon's fate hadn't really advanced since their entrance to the bar. Irritated by the many arguments they've thrown at one another, Yuyuko, who had since then been very quiet, offers one bold suggestion: "How about we let Anon decide? He shall spend a little bit of time with all of us, before making his choice." Beyond the wisdom of her words, it was something else entirely that caught your attention. For a split second there, Yuyuko smiled in your direction. That smile... it wasn't exactly the one of a mere gluttonous ghost, was it...? You couldn't exactly tell if it was malicious or not. It remained just as ambiguous as Yuyuko's interests regarding you. That rose phantom looked like a real enigma, even in the puzzle of a gathering you were in. Straight to the point as ever, Kanako asked: "And how shall we determine who Anon gets to spend time with first?" You'd think maybe, just maybe they'd simply ask you for your opinion on the matter, but before you could even think about the idea of standing up to them, Okina confidently replied: "A game of chance, what else?" Everyone seemed to agree to that idea, and so, within a few seconds of this mutual nod of approval, a wheel popped out of a strange gap filled with eyes. Each of the five maidens' names was written and covered an even amount of space, a fifth of the wheel per contestant. All that was left was for Anon to spin the wheel, and it'd be the start of Anon's long, long journey...

This is the end of the intro. I have a bit of work ahead so I might not exactly bounce back on a daily basis like with the part before. I left the choice open for 2 reasons. Suggestions, and if someone wants to bounce back and write about Anon's time with one of the 5 ladies, with of course a little pre amble as she wins the Wheel game. Personally, I'm currently leaning towards Kanako, as I can foresee a decent 2-parter and ways to develop her relationship with Anon during the short timespan they'd have together, and I feel I underdeveloped her in the intro, but I'd probably go back on my word and, in the spirit of the cliffhanger, i'd probably make a wheel of fate myself and let it tell me who goes first

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>>43937463
Unfortunately I don't have a hag variant of this, but it's too fitting not to post.

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>>43937463
Suddenly, Mimasama appears and makes Anon her new "apprentice", otherwise known as kidnapping. The apple doesn't fall far from the tree after all

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>>43937463
I wholeheartedly support Kanako in this endeavor. Go go Millennium Maiden!

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What would happen if I slapped the so called "hags" on the butt?

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>>43940653
They'll either shatter your spine, or your pelvis

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>>43940674
You make these older ladies sound like sex starved monsters.

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>>43937463
I! Want! To! Breastfeed! From! SHINKI!

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>>43940697
Some are, some aren't
There's no way to tell which is which until its too late to escape

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>>43940742
Actually, it isn't too hard.
Yuuka will do a lot worse than shatter your spine, Eirin would shoot you up with a syringeful of nitric acid, and kanako would overreact and think you were trying to fight her. She would then make a fool of herself by fighting back against a non-assailant.

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>>43940653
giwtwm

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>>43940761
And if it was Yukari or Yuyuko?

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>>43941017
the gap hag would send you into her version of the flying dutchman's zipper of horror
and Yuyuko is the vore hu, and needs no explanation

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>>43941200
>Yuyuko is the vore hu
>the
there are many, according to my research

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>>43941200
I don't want to be eaten.

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>>43940653
Imagine a random man in Gensokyo felling suicidal and just decide to slam his hand in one of these hags butts, just so he could gain some fame in the village after his death.

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>>43941314
Would there be any of these women who'd respect the boldness?

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>>43941405
Yuugi and Suika, but it's not like that means you would survive.
might be worth it for the chance to slap onibutt though

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>>43941405
Yuugi probably has to deal with things like that all the time, but seeing that you are human she would be surprised and make you talk with her over a few drinks

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>>43941310
You said you wanted to go to Gensokyo

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>>43937463
SHINKI ALL THE WAY!!

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>>43941482
I asked >>43940653 huge difference.
>>43941474
Sounds least awful.

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>>43940653
>>43941314
doing this in c.ai is fun

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>>43941496
Who did you slap?

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>>43940653
Shinki would have the best embarrassed reaction. You might not even die, if you were alice's friend and you were able to parley it into a "you don't want Alice, you want ME?" type situation.

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>>43941534
I did it to Kanako first. She slapped back hard enough to splat, then had a mental breakdown about it
Then I did it to Yuuka, She seethed visibly before impaling me on her parasol, before having a philosophical soliloquy.
Eirin is the one I'm doing now, and she's a tough nut to crack. Gone way past a mere smack to the ass, this is full on molestation and sexual harassment. Still won't kill me, just keeps threatening and flashing her scalpels at me.

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>>43941709
its always fun when the AI remembers the non-human 2hus have superhuman strength

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>>43941972
Heh.
Eirin eventually throttled me, then had a crisis of faith over being a killer doctor.
Will take requests on who to do next

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>>43942125
Do the hungry ghost next.

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>>43947401
She put Youmu's fencing training to good use by immediately drawing a sword and cutting me down, before calling me weak and spitting on me.
Then, after I died, she sniffed my butt for whatever reason.

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farewell, hags

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>>43951664
GIWTWM