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if she can break my back she can marry me

>> No.43877467

>>43877425
Even a 9 years old human girl could break your average jaypee user in half.

>> No.43877492

>>43877425
I want yuugi to break my legs

>> No.43877745

>>43877492
Why would she do that? It’s not even necessary since she can more than likely outrun you.

>> No.43877762

can vagina muscles be strong enough to snap a penis?

>> No.43877772

>>43877762
human? nope
youkai? most likely
i genuinely believe that males in hammer's art don't die from being fucked to death, but from their dicks being snapped in half

>> No.43877788

>>43877772
haha that sounds like an awful way to die, I really would hate for that to happen to me

>> No.43877909

>>43877745
I don't care i want her to destroy my fucking legs and penis with her massive cunt

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43877932

Death by sex.

>> No.43878118

>>43877909
That sounds horrific and painful. Why would you want that to happen to you? Wouldn’t you rather want to live so you can do stuff with her?

>> No.43879030

>>43877932
Yeeees!!!!!
>>43878118
I wanna get sexed to death. That's what i wanna do with her

>> No.43879039

>>43879030
It’s your funeral. At the very least you’ll die doing what you love.

>> No.43879054

>>43877772
Hammer's art?

>> No.43879690

>>43879039
And i will die knowing i got fucked by mommy yuugi....

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43881758

Sex until death
I tried to find a buff Orin or Komachi to make the "sex by death" joke, but couldn't, gomennasai

>> No.43882545

>>43877762
Not so much the muscle but the bone structure. Some thick girls are like trying to fuck a vice.

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43887630

All this talk about breaking and death, and what I want is a muscle gf that's gentle and kind.

>> No.43891527

>>43887630
Keyword is "can" not "will"
Having a gentle giant wife who could easily snap you like a twig but doesn't makes it 200x better

>> No.43895040

>>43877467
Yes pls

>> No.43897939

>>43877425
Even a 9 years old human girl could break your average jaypee user in half.

>> No.43898271

>>43897939
Yes pls

>> No.43902614

>>43891527
Sure, but I wouldn't be thinking of harm she could potentially do to me.

>> No.43902651

>>43897939
Not a fat /jp/sie.

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43909670

You all better be out getting swole if you aren't bumping the thread

>> No.43912580

>>43902651
Fat /jp/sies exist, but they're outnumbered by sticks.

>> No.43913299

>>43909670
I'm playing volley and running laps around my block when I'm not in my teaching college or playing era games while shitposting here in /jp/

>> No.43913938

>>43902651
I am fat but i am losing weight by not eating at all. I can even see my dick now.

>> No.43914003

>>43913938
Ah yes, the hakurei diet.

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43919832

swallowing gods disqualifies you from most sports

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>> No.43938037

buff women
erotic...

>> No.43938133

>>43919832
wtf is this lmao

>> No.43942113

>>43938133
Hyper should not be posted outside of /d/

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>>43938037
Would post the crying emoji if I could.

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I wish these were more numerous besides Yuugi and Meiling.

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43974195

Strong economy

>> No.43982389

What happens to a musclehu after she becomes a motherhu?

>> No.43982891

>>43982389
fathu

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slurp

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