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This thread is back, and im here to tell you that Yuugi is still waiting for you on the other side, so pack up your stuff and get ready for iron-flavored kisses

>> No.43882804

>>43882754
Probably just work on a farm.

>> No.43883025

Are they iron-flavored from the blood of the people she's eaten?

>> No.43883034

>>43882754
Kill myself, i would never be able to live without the comfort of the modern world, specially without a toilet.

>> No.43883064

>>43882754
I would go to the human village and touch keine's butt

>> No.43883116
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>>43882754
i would search up my wife bnaki and live with her

>> No.43883565

I'm a gardener, so maintain the shrines gardens.

>> No.43883687

I'm not a gardener but I would maintain Yuuka's garden, if you know what I mean.

>> No.43884240

>>43883064
And then mokou burns you alive

>> No.43884359

i'm an actual professor irl, so fuck it, temple school

>> No.43884662
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>>43882754
I would find Junko and do everything I can to try to swoon her and live a happy farm life with her and have enough kids to fill up the big house I will build for her.

>> No.43884729

>>43882754
I'd become a Taoist. Not really because I want to be a Hermit but because it seems like a nice life.

>> No.43884760

>>43884729
This. I like Taoism.

>> No.43884791
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43884791

>>43882754
Probably hope I can find the human village or Reimu because I seriously doubt I can make a day within Gensokyo. Or do what the other Junko bro said and try to woo her. Whatever comes first probably the latter since my life isn’t too exciting but I still have stuff to do.

>> No.43884843
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43884843

>>43882754
Creampie Hina endlessly.

>> No.43885005

>>43884843
Yes..... filling hina's cunt with cum!!!

>> No.43885022

>>43882754
Meet Kogasa.
Befriend Kogasa.
Become close with Kogasa.
Spend all my time together with Kogasa.

>> No.43885439

>>43885022
Good anon! Kogasa deserves love and care!

>> No.43885458

>>43884843
This but with Kogasa

>> No.43885475

>>43882754
Make my way to the village.
Try to live a quiet life with my human mob villager wife.
Take her up the mountain on the cable car with our kids one day.
Get kidnapped by a certain big tengu while i'm behind a tree pissing.
Have all memories of my past life thoroughly wiped out by round after round of vigorous tengu-on-human breeding.
Live happily ever after.

>> No.43886930

Offend the youkai by asking them about human made youkai lore. Like asking Nitori if she can be persuaded not to steal your ass jewel by farting on her.

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>>43882754

>> No.43887229

Going to scarlet devil mansion and telling the gatekeeper she is really pretty!

>> No.43889478

>>43886963
who is the lord of heaven she talks about? the biblical god?

>> No.43890060

>>43884729
>>43884760
This desu. Its not a bad if simple and sparse life. And some of the benfits of being a hermit are admittedly pretty nice if you can find a decent teacher.

>> No.43891414

>>43889478
He's the Jade Emperor from Taoism.
He is the "emperor" of the heaven by taotist believe. you could imagine it's chinese emperor and their imperial court, but in the sky.
You may know reisen and her comrades as moon rabbit, but back to original mythology which touhou based on, they are Jade rabbit, belong to chang'e, and chang'e is a deity in Jade emperor imperial court too. In touhou, the celestial from heaven and the lunarian are all taotist people. Originally moon, sun, star... are all belong to sky/heaven and jade emperor supposed to rule all, but in Touhou, ZUN bend mythology with modern knowlede so, he separate the moon (and other celestial bodies) from heaven, then fill it with japanese deity (now turn taotist in touhou). Still he had to keep chang'e there because she associated with moon.

>> No.43892301

What do I have to do in order to convince Marisa and Kansen to help turn me into a muscle wizard?

>> No.43892424 [DELETED] 

>>43891414
ESL

>> No.43894242

>>43882754
I won't love the oni women
I'm going to live with Byakuren for the rest of my life!!! And maybe snuggle up to her during bike rides

>> No.43894298

>>43894242
Byakuren will just steal your lifeforce to add to her immortality.

>> No.43894343

>>43894298
So be it

>> No.43897842

>>43894298
So be it.

>> No.43897953

>>43882754
Probably get killed by low level youkai like Mystia

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