Monster Girl Thread

[Anonymous No.]

There's plenty of fish in the sea.

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[Anonymous No.]

Sabbath loli sex

[Anonymous No.]

MATING WITH GIRLS WITH NONSTANDARD EYES

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Kiki is your only maid
Right?

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You WILL accept flayer correction.

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>>43974481
Kiki is my maid.
Ochimura is my bodyguard
Nura is my mistress.

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>>43974487
how can she correct me? my thoughts are only on her

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Handlebars

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>2023…I am forgotten…

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>>43974501
dork gote

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>mage spiders
>Their webs are immune to fire
>Their webs are coated in a strength debuffing sensitivity boosting aphrodisiac
>They can stay on the ceiling and blast you with charm spells and slight fear spells
What has mage anon done by teaching his daughters magic?!

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>>43974504

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>>43974514
>archmage anon gets interviewed
>he says "Not my problem"
>goes back to make more spider daughters
Oh shucks...

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>>43974487
I have earbuds therefore I win, I'll never become a flayers mindfucked manwh

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>>43974481
i live alone

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>>43974463

[Breathfag No.]

I wanna sniff danuki breath!

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>>43974568
i insta lose to freckles

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>>43974514
spiders can be trusted with magic

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>>43974504
>>43974516
Impressive ears.

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>>43974620
where can i find choco hebis?

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>be hero adventurer
>capture spider villain
>tie her up
>tell her that she will now be your broodmother, and that her bloodline will serve only to create an army of heroine adventurers to defeat all evil
>confused spider noises

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>>43974620
Okinawa

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Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that when exploring the rain forests, be very careful with what mucus toads you touch.
Just because she is small and colorful doesn't mean she isn't packing enough aphrodisiacs to make you a grunting mess in seconds.

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>>43974630
>make evil daughters
>teach them the ways of man
I will make them super dom

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>>43974066
>>43974007
>CRACK
>...
>BANG
>...
>CRACK
>Okay, what the fuck is that? You look out the library window to see if you can find who's letting off fireworks
>CRACK
>You wince, the sound so sharp and loud it echoes off all the school buildings
>You can't see it from here, but curiosity guides you, taking you out back behind the staircases towards the library.
>There, a group of gyaru goat girl delinuents hang out, smoking and reading porn
>Two of the girls appear to have gotten into a fight, pressing their giant breasts up against eachother menacingly while they snarl
>"Ahn?!"
>"Eh?!"
>Delinquent noises
>"Orrrrra!"
>You gape, nearly falling over, as the two take a few steps back and leap into the air, throwing their heads back, multi-coloured and very illegally coloured hair flowing in the late afternoon sun
>Their beautiful slender necks tense, veins popping out as each reaches their zenith
>CRACK~
>You clutch your ears, nearly stumbling back at the sound as the two collide, their horns smashing into one another with the force of a semi
>Pop~
>Utterly unphased, one of the nearby goats keeps scrolling her phone, bubblegum popping in the brief silence left in the wake of the calamitous collision
>You look around, wondering if any teacher will stop this, or at least take one of them to the hospital, because surely they need it.
>You spy a mino janitor looking over and wincing, shaking her head while rubbing her horns in sympathy.
>>"Ahn?!"
>"Eh?!"
>More delinquent noises, it would appear their fight wasn't over yet.
>One of the goats looks over to you, chewing gum. she grins, spying a nerd, and spreads her legs revealing her hot pink panties and puffy vulva to you
>She lifts her hands, one wrapping her slender fingers about a throbbing, pulsing cock of air, bulging out the inside of her cheek as she takes it in and swirls her tongue about it, while the other cradles a fat pair of ethereal nuts, fingers massaging them gracefully and expertly.
>You run away.

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>>43974676
>gyaru goats fighting over (you)
pretty flattering, not gonna lie
would accept all the goats

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>>43974701
Just be aware that if she says she has a headache, she's probably been fighting over you again, so you should love her extra good that night.

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>>43974712
Sounds like hubby needs to tag in and start head butting goats

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>>43974676
>try to break up the fight
>they eye you up. the gaze shifts from aggressive to predatory
>both goats start making a move on you
>soon enough they're competing in a different way
>who can kiss the longest
>whose paws feel better
>whose boobs you like more
>who can get lipstick marks further down your shift
>which one feels tighter
>and so on
>...
>thoroughly drained, they ask anon which one he liked the most
oh no, sweet sweet caprine bigamy
>

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>>43974718
I would very highly not recommend it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H-bMT8BYNO8

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>>43974743
do it

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>>43974743
>he wouldn't do anything for his wife
just wear a helmet if you are scared, nothing says love but to head butt a goat for your wife's affection

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>>43974743
if it's a tall goat you end up motorboating her

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>>43974762
You're not really proving much, there's no way a goat girl would actually headbutt you. More like she'd just dodge up at the last moment and make you headbutt her chest. And then YOU'd have to explain to your wife why your face was in another woman's chest.
>>43974767
this, pretty much

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>>43974481
Kiki is my maid, but Shog is my house. So the two of them clean each other thoroughly while I'm at work.

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>>43974772
>And then YOU'd have to explain to your wife why your face was in another woman's chest.
>tell your wife that she challenged you
>she cant hear you from her sister's chest
im sure it will work out

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>>43974749
Headbutt the gote back to assert dominance!

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>>43974785
Ah, bi-goat-my, the oldest trick in the book

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Bird

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>>43974809
birbs

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>>43974809
Ganbatte little birb.
May you grow big and thick.

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>>43974463
I just want to say I'm in a slightly better mode and am laughing when I heard some recent Twitter news that a English Voice Actress was driven off Twitter because A.I. Bros used her voice with have a character she voiced sing a song. And the English VA got upset about it, threw a hissy fit and deactivated her account because of it. To which I say GOOD! And excellent! English Dub VAs get fucked! I hate English Dubs with a passion, then again any actual and authentic anime and JRPG fan hates English Dubs and English VAs, its 2023 and there are people who still consume and choose English Dubs, why? I sure as hell know if MGE became bigger with KC getting more notoriety and fame with it, there will never be an "English Dub" for an MGE animated special and only translations.

Fuck English VAs and to hell with people who even "enjoy" English Dubs and their VAs simply because of childhood nostalgia. Japanese Saiyuus on the other hand are based saints. AND, it'd be awesome if AI really did 100% replace English VAs and Dubs. But ain't ever going to happen with JP Saiyuus they're too good and precious for that.

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>>43974620
Now post the angry version.

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>>43974809
I hope the jub milks works out for her.

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What are some overpowered monsters

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>>43974869
bicorns

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>>43974481
sorry dogmaid, I've already got a dogmaid (she lost a bet)

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>>43974890
Uh oh! Someone's a little cranky!

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>>43974894
she likes being in charge, anytime she gets in a position she deems beneath her is prime time to poke fun

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>>43974890
Only a man of eldritch power could put a Hellhound in a maid dress.

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>>43974514
>mage gets caught by a wurn
>his daughters summon dragon shaped amalgams of rock to hunt down men for them
>they don't cast any spells, they just manifest them through thought and will alone

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I had a dream yesterday about being the only policeman of a small town/village where usually nothing happens; but one day, after the portals, a teenage-looking Lilim shows up and declares the town as hers and fies away, and then on the next day she's out and about, patrolling the main square, in full armor and with her sword out. So I approach her in civilian clothing, hands behind my back, and ask "Wow miss Lilim, that's a cool sword, can you show it off with the scabbard on please?" and she agrees, and as she sheathes her sword, I tackle and handcuff her and end up arresting her for a week for "disrupting peace" and "unlicensed carry of a deadly weapon". And since I live in the police office because can't afford a local home, the Lilim teen ends up being basically my roommate for a week, doesn't try to escape, thankfully, but she almost won a day early parole after a bet over videogames. Also she told me why she tried the takeover, because the Demon Lord didn't give her an army or a title yet like she has to her other daughters, so she thought if she conquered some land in the human realm she could impress her mom enough to get the army and her own place to be a ruler of and a title to match. In the end, after her sentence she applied to work in the police force with me, I got a raise thanks to the new hire that became my underling, and the office got refurbished with an actual bedroom, and I think there was also a line about how she "conquered my heart" or something. Wanted to post this as a greentext story but i'm bad at writing those.

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>>43974968
>"I cast fist!"
>mage wurm destroys anon's hiding fort
dang...

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>>43974463
ALOT of fish

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>>43975011
>wurm is convinced that her pointy hat and ability to cast the rock moving spell (punching boulders) make her an intellectual equal to her husband
>mage Anon fumes while he rants to her about how she has no idea how magic works or how to truly bind the astral forces of the universe to her will
>wurm gets bored halfway through and casts breed

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>>43974743
>not flipping the misbehaved goats
https://youtu.be/-jjIz-m5bpo

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>>43974827
>I sure as hell know if MGE became bigger with KC getting more notoriety and fame with it, there will never be an "English Dub" for an MGE animated special and only translations.
Oh, so you're just plain stupid. The things you love aren't immune to dubs if they ever become popular enough.

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>"I find your lack of faith and humility, AND your lust for beasts and demons to be. Disturbing... Let me reeducate and enlighten you back the morally righteous path."

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>>43975016
That's a long tongue

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>>43975048
>casts breed
how can we counter that spell?

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>>43975011
>>43975048
>ho doesn't bind the astral forces of the universe to his will by punching them and channeling them through his fists
Fist casting is a legitimate school of magic.
Anon is dumdum.

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>>43975075
cast get pregnant

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>>43974869
fox
>mofubrain debuffs out the ass
bicorn
>exponental buffs related to harem size
echidna
>able to make crossbreeds easily
abyssals
>able to turn males into monsters

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>>43975053
Wouldn’t people just fan dub it and edit the mouth movements to make it work if there was never a official dub. Shit I’m pretty sure that’s what they did with DBZ abridged.

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>>43975053
>>43975097
Why must Subs-not-Dubs weebs be this vitriolic against ANY English Dub/Translation? Yes I get it! There are American VAs who're egotistical and political and support the injection of Americanism and Western-leaning Censorship into the animes and weeb content we all love. But there are still good English Dubs and good or decent English VAs who are not complete evil fucking Commie-Fornia assholes. The whole Left Ring versus Right Wing politics and Culture War that is so prominent these days is goddamn tiring becuse of both sides of the aisle just not shutting the fuck up for more than five minutes.

Can't enjoy watching or choosing English Dubs for your favorite anime or Japanese Video game without bands of vitriolic Weeabos arguing with you about it because of Le Culture War. Even though your reasons for liking an English Dub is because you recognize or like the voices of performances of the English VAs. And I will admit I know nothing of Japanese VAs (or Saiyuus as they're called), but I imagine Japanese VAs are not as squeaky clean or innocent saints as so many localization hating weebs say so. Right?

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>>43975095
This feels like a list for cross mixing monsters together to get the most powerful monster ever.

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>>43975075
>start to utter the incantation of blue balls
>wurm casts silence by stuffing one of her breasts into your face

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>>43975075
Counter?

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>>43975121
>mixing a fox, an invasive species...
>with an abyssal, the only kind of monster than can physically transform a male.
thats REALLY not a good idea, anon.

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>>43975154
Naw I think it’s a perfectly good idea.

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>>43975126
>casts silence by stuffing one of her breasts into your face
When will this be patched out? Bullshit ability

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>>43975095
>when your echidna wife wants to play IRL Crusader Kings

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PRESENTING: A pregnant desert cat.

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>>43974869
Hellhound, Cheshire and Bicorn Harem.
Your body, mind and soul will not recover. Mrs Cheshire constantly playing pranks while you are inside the others, Mrs Bicorn doing her thing while you are doing the others and Mrs Hellhound encouraging you while she sits on your face while she waits for her turn again.

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what is clussy like?

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>>43975222
Funny

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>>43975231
>*Funny Reddit memes and Ebaumsworld posts

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Centaur ass?

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>>43975255
>*Vine boom sound effect*

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>>43975231
how funny?

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>>43975202
The good end, all men should be washed away by love and pleasure from their wife/wives

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>>43975261
Put your “Hotdog” in the forbidden Donut.

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>>43975268
>Everytime your hips meet it's a vine boom sound effect
Zoomer clowns and chesh are my cope for being happy that the portals are not opening

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>>43975261
Literally built for human dick.

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>>43975261
unicorn job

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>>43975016
I dont like DotA but I like their monstergirls

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>>43974869
Evil mages

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>>43975334
Delicious bunny milk

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>>43975334
evil is stored in the breasts

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>>43975363
this is why cows need to be consistently milked, all their evilness goes out the door when doted on by their husbands

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Morning pancakes

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>>43975112
is that an alp?

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>>43975277
Sidesplitting

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>>43975345
>>43975363
You fools that's how she gets you! Don't drink evil mage milk, stop fucking evil mages and becoming their pets!

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tummy hurt...need milk...make better

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>>43975429
I WILL drink evil milk and you can't stop me!

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gimve me smart milk pleas,,,

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Bogie can't make me laugh.

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>>43975466
u get dum dum milk

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Is Wonderland underground or is it a pocket dimension outside of the main MGE universe?
I know it’s probably been answered before but it’s a genuine question I have.

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>>43975481
It's okay Mino, puzzles are hard.

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>>43975481
I hope that mino doesn't struggle to get other things in holes

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ded milks

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>>43975505
Pretty sure it's a pocket dimension.

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>>43975597
Undead don't make milk, their mammaries are dead and dry.

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monster girl paladins to fight against the evil human mages

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>>43975612
says you

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>>43975625
Merely cosplay. Besides if Undeads lactated it would taste like a dusty old coffin, or candycorn...

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>>43975625
Ice cold milk from the tap

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>>43975597
fermented milk

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Mouse milk

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>>43975661
cheesy milk

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>>43975662
Rat sex

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>>43975669
Cat sexo better
Total mouse genocide

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>>43975677
calm down cheshire

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I will not fuck evil Monsters.
I will only lay with good Monsters.

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>>43975699
I want to snuggle with a tomboy chesh but here I'm, working in an office.

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>>43975742
then you get office chesh that may or may not be tomboy

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>>43975763
Where did she get such a big phone?

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>>43975624
>t. edgelord dhampir annoyed that her childhood friend is too busy studying for his mage school exams to play with her

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>>43975753
In my daydreams maybe...

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>>43975777
That's a really good idea

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Fuck you cats!

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>>43975832
yes

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Was bored so I made a cosmology of MGE also I believe the MGE’s version of hell is below the Earth which I believe KC did say that’s where it’s at and is where Hel is located too.
https://files.catbox.moe/6jxnda.png

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>>43975841
This cat is growing on me but she need to hit the gym first

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>>43975872
Heaven encapsulates all! The Chief God truly is the greatest and most powerful of all gods! Praise her!

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>>43975885

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>>43975636
How many dusty old coffins have you tasted to know how they taste like?
What kinky shit goes on in the Vampire Mansion?

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>>43975912
Perfect, now I need to hit the gym to match them.

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>>43975715
>evil monster flirts with me
>tell her that I'm only into good girls
>she pivots and tells me she's good
>end up fucking her since I fixed her
>continues being evil
>laughs when confronted and tells me she is good
>good in bed
>forces me to wear the minion suit she made
Bros what do I do? I want her to be good, but any time I bring up morality she does that thing with her hips and I can't resist it.

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I'm not scared of demons. The church is my sanctuary and they can't step foot inside, and even if they did old mister order priest would send them right away himself and protect the congregation. Everyone knows demons can't beat an 80 year old man with a crucifix.

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>>43976025
You're going to have to knock her up. It's a scientific fact that monsters can't be evil and pregnant at the same time, and then you can take compromising pictures for blackmail purposes when she's in the fridge half-naked at two in the morning or making googoo eyes at your daughter. You have to be a little evil too, I'm sorry.

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>>43975636
My good sir, allow me to educate you on the wonders of undead milk. Firstly, it is always refreshingly cold. Not quite ice cold, but the kind of cold that almost tingles your teeth, but slides down your throat like heavenly dew on a hot day. Secondly, the flavour profile. The texture is hard to describe, it's not as thick as normal milk, but I wouldn't call it 'watery' either. Nor does it lack the fatty consistency of full cream milk. Rather it seems like the excessive magic involved for undead girls to lactate, has created a sort of refinement process. But again, it's not quite thick enough to be considered concentrated. The taste of the milk is a bit lighter than most milks, but it is also faintly sweeter. Not sweet enough to off put, but certainly sweet enough to be addictive.

In short, while you could use undead milk in a variety of applications, it's not really specialised for putting in beverages or cooking with. It's more suited to pouring into something like cereal, but of course, given its qualities its best application is in skulling it. Nothing feels better than a belly full of undead milk and conversely to other milks it doesn't weigh you down. It seems almost perfectly designed to have you latch on to a milky wight's tit and do your best to drown yourself in it.

Basically, short of the tap, it's the best milk to keep in a bottle to skull late at night. It also doesn't need to be pasteurised, given the death mana is deadly to harmful microbes. As a side note, when deliberately heated, much of the magic residue in the milk denatures, this causes it to spoil very quickly, within hours. However there is a brief moment of time before that happens where the radical mana interacts with the proteins in the milk in a complicated alchemical process that thickens the milk far more than usual and renders it highly alcoholic.

It's a shot lived delicacy for the long unlived races, and it's impossible to commercialise, thus the scarcity makes it a delicacy available only to those privileged enough to have a pregnant wife, or even more prestigious yet, to have a wife who has retained her ability to lactate after numerous births.

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Hi all, finished writing my hellhound work

This one is about a young man who ends up having to deliver his hellhound childhood friend her homework. The only problem is that she isn't at home, and he needs to deal with her mom and two sisters. Ngl, it gets pretty horny and has sweaty hellhound sex, if you are into that sort of degeneracy.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/48469915/chapters/122260510

Also I am taking requests, which I've put details for at the end note of the story.

Thanks for the support last one got.

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Left in a neutral environment its coldness is also self sustaining, thus in a dark and cool environment its shelf life is infinite, much like the ones it comes from. Truly it is the best milk. But raw holst milk is also nice, though it is very different.

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>>43974620
choco hebis are less to hide their jealousy
even in public

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fresh LN splice

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>>43976117
Does he fug the childhood friend or only her famiy?

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>>43976117
No end note

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>>43976162
I wonder how you fuck a girl and her mom and still have it be okay. I wonder if there are witches going around selling causality cum, that knock a girl up with your kid, so she can give birth and help her kid get with you so you can cum in them both and thus complete the cycle of causality.

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>>43976174
It's in chapter 9, dummy. AO3 allows for multi-chapter works.

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>>43976174
Check last chapter for the end note.

>>43976162
Just his childhood friend.

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>>43976221
>>43976231
Well I'm a absolute retard. It's better if don't post my request.

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>>43975763
Dōmo arigatōgozaimasu Cheshire-chan.

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>Sneak up behind laggy-chan
>Hug her
>BZZZZZZZT

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>>43975912

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>>43976144
>marry a big mino who barely speaks a word of English
>you figure she's kind of dumb, but in a cute way so you don't hold it against her
>that evening, you find her hunched over a desk writing something down
>she lets you see the paper, and although you have no idea what it says you can tell that a lot of skill went into writing it
>she explains in her broken English that it's a letter to her parents
>she casts a spell, and the letter folds itself into an animated paper bird before flying out of the window
>you realize that she is genuinely smart and just hasn't learned the language yet

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>>43976117
Good stuff, anon.

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>>43976117
Naissu.

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KC... where is the Renrushka artwork...

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>>43976375
>Dumb dumb mino doesn’t know how to mail a letter
Mating press till she learns

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>"I cast gun and bullets."
>"Parry this, Casual."

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>>43976852
>"Weak, I cast heavy artillery strikes on myself"
>"Goodbye"

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>>43976852
She can't comfortably ride on that, can she?

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I'm going to slap a Bogey on the ass. She won't do anything about it since I'm not suffering from depression and thus don't activate her claim instincts.

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>>43977075
>Turning bogey into used good
You're evil

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>>43976852
And what if I do, huh? What if I perfect parry each shot, what’ll you do then?

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>>43977075
Doesn't work
Being squished right now

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>>43977075
This but a bogie

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>>43977075
It's more important to her that you made the first move. She'll make up an excuse that she needs to take preventive measures on you.
>>43977216
Pretty naughty, she'd like that.

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>>43974869
>>43974869
wurm

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>>43974869
Every monster, if you win against them that because they let you win. You have no choices, you're nothing more than a puppet on strings, your "wife" have and always had total control. I hate that new addition from KC, I feel even more pathetic.

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>>43977765
Poor girl, cursed with having to bear the weight of those things. The Sabbath was right about hags...

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I want to play Yu GI Oh with mamonos. See how a chesh build her deck or how an Anubis optimize a Exodia deck, watching pharaoh and apophis dueling with all their heart just like in the anime with shitty but soulful deck. I could even open a shop and host tournament...

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>>43977817
anubis would NOT play a shitty FTK deck like exodia...

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>>43977826
Yes she will because she's an autistic dog who want to make the perfect deck for the cleanest and most unfun way to win.

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>>43977826
>>43977835
she would play ishzu/tear

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>>43977817
Making up rules as you go.

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>>43977862
No, mamonos aren't honorless pieces of shit, they don't play tear.

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>>43977890
ishzu is actually the problem half, and i dont see that as bad as swordsoul or pepe, and spyral seems even worse

[Anonymous No.]

I watched The Land Before Time and it made me all weepy for some reason
I need GENERATION AFTER GENERATION of dinosaurs

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>>43977946
True, the meta is disgusting but it was the same 2 years ago anyway. I'm just mad because I tried to play for the regional with my ancient gear deck and got stomp by ishuzu/tears. I was full of hope, trusting in my rogue deck full of automatons but the fucking Scylla gatekeeped me real hard.

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>>43977949
u sure?

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>>43977949
Harpies are an evolved form of dinosaurs.

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>>43978041
But they don't have fluffy ears to molest

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>>43978039
I'm sure.

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>>43977993
should play machina, if they cant negate you, you kinda just kick their teeth in with your 4.6k beater

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>>43978064
please do not tell me you just reccomended someone play *machina* as a counter to ishizu-tear
ishizu-tear isn't even good anymore anyway, top deck is kashtira now

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>all this yugioh talk
ima stick to shadowverse, it has sexier dragons

[Anonymous No.]

>>43978064
Machina is not ancient gear...
>>43978082
Kashtira crack opened me and disgusted me of tournament (again). Sadly no friend to play with. Portal will fix it

[Anonymous No.]

>>43978116
Dragon maid sexoooooooooooo better

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>>43978082
hes trying to play ancient gears, if youre going to play a rogue machine deck, machina and earth machines are well enough, i mean theres always cydragon but eh, the only problem with machina has is no good link machine monsters to go into, but you have so many board breakers, you only need to worry about negates on your searchers

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>>43978134
i could be persuaded

[Anonymous No.]

>give automaton acient gear deck
>she thinks you're commenting on her age

[Anonymous No.]

>>43978120
If you're disgusted by decks that beat ancient gears I'm afraid most decks will be unpalatable to you

[Anonymous No.]

I bet you maso-fuckers like yugioh so much becuase most decks are instant loss

[Anonymous No.]

>>43978063
How sure? What is your favorite dino

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>>43978168
I wonder do aging automatons exist?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43978211
Pachy

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>>43978186
I know, I played ancient gear for 4 years but I never tried to make it big with it. I used mystic mine + final countdown or dino decks for tournament. I don't like recent meta decks but I enjoy gren maju but I'm not a tournament player even if I try hard, I'm too dumb

[Anonymous No.]

punk rock scylla from saida

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>>43977949
Where is my dunkleosteus gf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43978299
I like the mask, mamonos with mask are based

[Anonymous No.]

My wyvern is dumb as a wurm what do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43978299
I'm gonna rush on stage and proclaim my love for her! Security won't stop me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43978312
Tell her that headbutts don't solve everything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43978312
Don't fly her so high, she'd deprived of oxygen

[Anonymous No.]

>>43978312
Get some dragohaku milk and make her drink it form the tap

[Anonymous No.]

>>43978312
Hug?

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>>43978349
Intentionally letting a monstergirl grapple you?

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>>43978134
I want to visit a dragon maid cafe.

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>>43978373
No, bear hug the Mamono until she's not dumb. Worked for me, chesh colleague don't prank me too often now

[Anonymous No.]

>>43978373
If you won't hug a lizard then the lizard will hug you. And the lizard isn't going to let you go.

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>>43978384
When I was in Japan I didn't go in any maid cafe, seems too cringe. Adding dragon wouldn't change my mind. They're something malsain in those coffee shop.

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>>43978048
There are owls that have kind of fake ears.

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>>43978404
cat cafe, fox cafe, demon cafe
it could work

[Anonymous No.]

>>43977817
I wanna play MTG with mamonos. Trumparts cosplaying as humans.dec, having a creeping coin smother me with her tithe, and the wonderlanders on the table next to ours playing Commander but it's actually just tea time with some occasional card thrown in for good measure, because they got kicked out of the tea shop and the hobby store's the only place with tables that allows them now.

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>>43976025
Just keep having sexo with her, cuddle her after sexo and tell her how much you love her. It'll mellow her out

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>>43978459
Can you pet the maids?

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>>43977148
>Anon uses dodge
>its ineffective because its fucking goddamn bullets travelling at the speed of sound
>plus anon's agility level and dexterity is abysmally low
>also the military witch's gun-broom is an automatic rapid fire weapon

Yeah, you loose as you did not outsmart bullet.

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>>43978533
they're not actually maids (the cats in particular mostly just lounge around) but you can pet them

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>>43974463
The least controversial and least tense and stressful diplomatic meeting between The Order and Demon Realms

[Anonymous No.]

i will have relations with the undead, graveyard gaurds be damned
>>43978536
MGE rules allow monster dodge bullet or parry, man who become incubus can do the same if he trained for it

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>>43978547
Can I sleep in the cat pile than?

[Anonymous No.]

>rarely see people post about danukis anymore
Are you really going to let one faggot ruin a monstergirl you like?

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>>43978600
Yes.

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>>43978600
i didn't like her though

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>>43978459
>fox cafe
>ancient evil 9-tails make up the entire staff
>expect a side of world domination with your cappuccino

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>>43974463

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>>43978312
Kiss and hug
Love dumb girls

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>>43978600
I still like danukis. Hellhounds have got some of the most degenerate and disgusting fans, but we still like them, right?

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>>43978404
>go to hebi cafe
>the attendant shows you to your seat. mostly futons, makes sense for the snakes i guess
>she snakes behind you to show you all the menu options
>a waiter drops by
>the hebi attendant and the hebi waiter glare daggers at each other
>weird, maybe they don't get along
>you start to say something to the waiter which upsets the attendant and she squeezes you closely to her chest
>the attendant picks the food for you (somehow she picked your favorite) and the waiter scowls and leaves
>a bit later the food is curtly dropped off
>when you reach for it the hebi restrains you again and instead begins to feed you herself
>a little patronizing but whatever, you get ready to take a bite
>but then the attendant notices the hebi chef watching you very closely
>the attendant screeches, throwing the fork away before it can reach your mouth, knocking over the table and running out of the cafe with you
i'm not really sure how this business model operates

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>>43978653
Wait what did hellhound fans do? Is it futa shit? Seen more futa of them than most others monsters

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>>43978661
A hebi/hebi bigamy would actually be hell the only bad end in mge

[Anonymous No.]

>>43978666
Off the top of my head
>Futa
>Furry
>Monsterboy
>Vore
>Inflation

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>>43978666
That's probably just a function of them having more images than nearly all other monsters

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>>43978404
>Don't drink the coffee. They put something in it. To make you erect. I don't even remember how long I've had this hard-on for.
quote from man in a mamono maid cafe

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>>43978690
I haven't seen much of those three with the exception of futa, although the only girls I see with a lot of futa is hounds and grape snake for some fucking reason

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>>43978700
i'm happy for you

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>>43978700
That guy commissioning snake fucking FF characters.

[Anonymous No.]

If I just cast invisibility and stay completely still, the Orcs won't find me and will give up trying to hunt me down.

[Anonymous No.]

What happens if I sneak behind her and pull on one of her tails?

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>>43978536
No, he didnt say dodge, he said parry. He meant punching the bullet to make it go back to sender. Do you even rule of cool?

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>>43978714
they are known truffle hunters. your mushrom is not safe

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>>43978718
>reach in
>the tails part and swallow you

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>>43978718
>The second you yank It drains all your energy
>The other tails wrap around you and start level draining you
>You're being held by her tails while they cause you to have mind shattering orgasms while she casually walks home to claim her husband
Sorry anon

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>>43978706
I guess I'm lucky
>>43978713
Yep that's the one

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>>43978740
I'm level 0, she lost all her level too. Dumb fox

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>>43978718
>1000 year curse
>status resistance down debuff
>dragged into the mofu realm
do not pull on the tails

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>>43978554
>MGE rules allow video game logic

And by that logic, there should be an instance where even if you trained to have higher stats or because you became an incubus. Someone out there is still going to be stronger and higher leveled and higher stat than you. Especially if they have a bigger more powerful/high caliber gun.

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>>43978622
>hey anon, you forgot your receipt
>she has you pull off an ofuda
do come again, anon

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>>43978776
>forgetting about skills and the great def boosting poweer of wurm milk
lmao, lol, get fucked

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>>43978776
Just use a strong power armor and bigger guns. Use implants to increase accuracy, resistance and connectivity with the armor. I even heard that they're implants who can cancel love, pain and make you immune to all charm spells but they're highly illegal. You can get all of that at level 1 making it even stronger since they can't level drain you.

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>>43974463

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>>43978776
It's videogame logic, not playground kindergardten powerwankery "logic" that you're trying to use.

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>>43978850
>>43978864
Okay, how about make a proper guide instead of arguing with the skill issue noob? I really need a game walkthrough real bad. I cannot for the life of me get passed the level 30-40 area with getting my ass kicked by the monstergirl marines in the area.

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>>43978850
homosexual deteced, imagine needing implants and stupid shit to git gud
>>43978882
drink lots of wurm milk, at certain point bullets willl just smush agasit you but you wont even get a bruise

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>>43978885
Cry me a river muscle head, at least I'm still single and don't even feel sad about it thanks to my emotional implants
>>43978882
It's a DPS check, buy better gear with electric buff on them and keep a neutral side weapon for electric immune mamonos.

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>>43978916
>im still single
lmao, imagine not being to fufill your one duty in life
making more of your blood, lmao. I slept with my wurm wife both sinces shes a cute old hag as well as to have many kids of my own. all your implants are coping mechinasim to fill the void you have, git gud, get laid and have kids

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>>43978938
Do you have a twitter.

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>>43978945
Ahah if I was bag of meat like you I would feel hurt. I will keep getting richer and see the numbers go up while you waste your wealth on mundane things. Technology is limitless unlike your muscles

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>>43978938
I love this soft plush toy girl, wish i had one to cuddle instead of my pillow. Wish i had one to sleep on instead of my pillow. While we both are cuddled by the ittan-momen blanket. Is that really too much to ask for?

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>>43978957
https://twitter.com/Skai_Art/status/1678403642783592450?t=6XIOuL_4TQMwghfWtCTJBw&s=19

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>>43978966
Sadly, yes. Post mortem mamonos soon, nuclear slaughter

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>>43978960
whats good money without a family to use it on
nothing
all you do is be dumb
just sleep with your armor suit and make more armor

[Anonymous No.]

>>43979000
>you played genshin
ew

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>>43979064
I do need me a fat assed Ochi

[Anonymous No.]

>>43979025
You're weak, I'm strong.

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>>43979109
Corruption erotic

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[Anonymous No.]

Give yourself to a hag, c'mon...you know you want to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43979158
Are hags desperate enough to share? I want two hags.

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>>43979158
You got me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43979172
can you handle 2 desperate hags?

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>>43979158
Sorry, I've already given myself to lolis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43979172
You can't handle two hags
>Your hag wife uses a Dopplerganger potion, she has to bring you to a flayer because you got mindbroken too hard

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>>43979158
Make me!

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>>43979187
>>43979194
Yes I can handle two hags. Send them over.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43979182
If a hag sat on my lap with her plump tush and cradled my head under her arm and rested her head on mine I'd probably crumble

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>>43975763
>spiderman trilogy
close call, delete contact, burn the phone.
>>43975770
it's part of her comedie tricks.
>>43977765
still smug about them like a true bapho.

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>>43979204
if you say so. the second hag will come to devour whats left of you shortly

[Anonymous No.]

Your shitty local drawfag is back and wants to hear your ideas for pics

[Anonymous No.]

>>43979255
High orc with shades skateboarding doing a christ air

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>>43979255
Really cute, rip fishy
Chesh being a playful cat?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43979010
Snek needs to understand that one of the reason I love her so much is precisely because she doesn't have legs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43979255
Angry Jinko with the call center headset shouting DO NOT REDEEM at the screen

[Anonymous No.]

>>43975763
Cute dress, did your boyfriend buy it for you?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43979255
Eros flayer!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43979253
lucky you, this one loves cuddles.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>43979255
Black harpy offering the viewer an empty candy wrapper because the inside foil is shiny, and shiny means it's super cool. And she's genuinely excited to give it to you and actually thinks it's a great gift.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43979255
Jinko nerd showing off her tiger poster from Zoobooks™

[Anonymous No.]

>>43979255
Gremlin playing with a Getter Robo

[Anonymous No.]

>>43979158
i would romance an old tsun hag even if it means i have to act like a damn brat

[Anonymous No.]

Lick monster abs

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[Anonymous No.]

>>43979337
I will. Her baby bloated belly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43979337
No thanks but nice blowjob's handles, would ask her to train me

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>>43974463

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[Anonymous No.]

so why should i not sleep with monsters again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43979386
That's what they all say.

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>>43979288
Seconding this because it's cute, but IMO it works better with that aluminium foil that chocolate is wrapped in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43979439
Nobody said you shouldn't

[Anonymous No.]

>>43979477
some faggots here say not to tho

[Anonymous No.]

>>43979484
They're monsters using reverse psychology, probably Manticores.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43979492
so manticores are lesbos and i should call them as such when i meet one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43979439
Don't know, I use kot as a pillow since April and nothing weird happened expect for the tailjobs

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>>43979502
Yeah, tell a Manticore to make out with a Vampire cause they're both turbodykes lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>43979492
Imagine getting ambushed by a manticore on the portals day
I would piss myself, imagine not knowing about MGE either

[Anonymous No.]

>>43979515
>The manticore start crying
Well done faggot, now I will hear her complain all night at the bar. Thanks to cunt like you drinking beers after work is far less enjoyable

[Anonymous No.]

>>43979530
Comfort her.

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>43978536
Castrate yourself, please.

[Anonymous No.]

>5 minutes headpatting a cu sith (no lewd)
or
>5 minutes in a boxing ring with a centaur (also no lewd)
What's your pick?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43979630
One of those things only ends one way. You can't resist.

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine the post coitus shame you'd feel after being forced to blow your load into a clown.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43979158
Do you have an elven hag or vampire?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43979563
I'm already doing that, it's really annoying and I have to drink even more to wash away my anger.

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>>43979647
>try to shake off the shame
>close your eyes and cuddle her, attempting to be the big spoon
>maybe if you imagine hard enough she'll be a holst or demon
>wrap your arm around the big bogie
>grab her breast because why not
>HONK!
>start to cry inside

[Anonymous No.]

>>43979647
>shame
imagine feeling shame for having sex with a bogie, and not pride you managed to sleeep with a clown girl

[Anonymous No.]

Is it true that dragons use fake prop money and fools gold to pad out the size of their hordes? Think about it, if you put the fake stuff underneath then they can make themselves look far richer than they really are.

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>>43979671
Well, it doesn't really matter what they hoard so long as they like it, right? I used to pick up cool sticks I found and brought them home. Kept them in a big pile by the door until my mom threw them all out one day.
A dragon would've let me keep my sticks...

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>>43974463

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>>43979702
Imagine having a dragon living in just a regular house though. Your attic, basement, and any spare room gets converted into horde space.

>Rare coin collector dragon
>Stamp collector dragon
>Baseball card collector dragon
>Beanie baby collector dragon

[Anonymous No.]

Fumo bogey styled after a hellhound

[Anonymous No.]

>>43979723
so a bogey echidna pops out fumos that grow up to bogey hybrids

[Anonymous No.]

>>43979746
Instead of echidna eggs they're stylized gachapon balls

[Anonymous No.]

>>43976117
>503 bad service
fug

[Anonymous No.]

>When you penis is smaller than her thumb

[Anonymous No.]

>>43979263
Forgot the shades but I wanted her to look at you with a smug

[Anonymous No.]

>>43979845
if its like that, is it live birth or is it egglaying?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43979869
It has been down for like four hours now. Could've picked a better time to shill my shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>43979902
nta but nice job

[Anonymous No.]

>>43979902
Yes, perfect, thank you drawanon

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>>43978459
I'm with the other guy in thinking that themed cafes are embarrassing, but I'd still visit the FUCK out of a fox cafe, especially with a miko or courtesan theme. And just imagine the service at the demon cafe! Don't think you're leaving without getting upsold, but you'll be happier for it.

>>43978685
Bicorn/smoke hobo harem manager required.

>>43979255
>Every day until you like it

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>>43979451
Monsters know a kiss slut when they see one and the first hit is always free.

>>43979871
>Troll wife excitedly telling her friends that your dick is almost as big as her thumb
Come to think, they'd have trouble with internal ditch itching, wouldn't they? Most of the BIG MEATY paw girls would, too.

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>>43979255
raptor gf

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>>43979902
Radical, dude!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43979966
so how do i restart her?

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>>43979974
Her power switch is in her vagina. Better drag her somewhere private before you do that.

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>>43979981
but shes aunties yukari computer tho...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43979990
So use lube, I guess?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43980004
wouldnt she be mad at me doing that tho...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43979255
Hebi learning to hang glide so she can finally get those harpy girls who tease anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43979255
an obxious monster as a fifthly cyclist

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>>43974463

[Anonymous No.]

It’s over. Monster Girls have discovered a perfect way to restrict humans that don’t take care of their health and refuse to relax. Now humans will never be able to adventure again

[Anonymous No.]

>>43980007
She let you borrow her computer, why would she be mad if you have to restart it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43980028
>Daji
STAY CLEAR OF THAT THING AND OPEN FIRE

[Anonymous No.]

imma adveture but my starting town is tallbourgh
I cant even climb up to the desk in the adventurer guild

[Anonymous No.]

43980028
Fuck off back to /d/

[Anonymous No.]

>>43980073
You sure showed him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43980028
oh no haha. how horrible!
https://files.catbox.moe/8186yc.mp4

[Anonymous No.]

I will be a dread pilot and wage war in Eros name.

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>>43980054
>Fire
>On a fox
That won't work, they're masters of fire; open water instead. Even if you lose she'll smell like wet dog, and that's a small victory.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43980059
Level up your climbing skill, then climb on any surface like in Daggerfall

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firefox

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>>43979255
>>43979288
>Black harpy confused
>chocolates are tasty and make for a great gift
>but the wrappers are soooo shiny and sparkly.....
>which would anon like more? Sweets or shinies?

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>>43980137
Chocolate coins. Chocolate creeping coins.

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>>43980170
There would be much licking, and biting.

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>>43980170
>>43980179
>doing cunnilingus on a chocolate creeping coin makes her sweat, worried you might enjoy the taste too much and bite down

[Anonymous No.]

>>43980188
Come on, the same thing happens when we kiss and I only bit that one time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43980188
>>43980203
She'd probably cum even harder when you put a little pressure on her clit with your teeth

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>>43980170
Yum

[Anonymous No.]

Much wow!

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>>43980246
>>43980250
Cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>43980250
t-thanks tiny cute bird creature

[Anonymous No.]

>>43980250
Look at my foil
My foil is amazing
Give it a lick
Tastes just like muffin

[Anonymous No.]

>>43979970
the bird or the dino

[Anonymous No.]

>>43980250
Gonna give her some dryer lint as thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43980250
If I'm not married to her already, I take it as an engagement and accept.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43980266
Dino, are they any raptor birbs

[Anonymous No.]

>>43980246
I'm gonna bite her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43980092
It’s like humans were made to be shoved between fox tits

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>>43980292
truly men were made specifically for foxes
they meld perfectly with our voluptuous bodies

[Anonymous No.]

>>43980302
>our
i knew this was a fox psyop. the air is heavy wwith their stench.

[Anonymous No.]

I trust cows more than a fox

[Anonymous No.]

>>43980317
>""brief hellish screeching"-uuugh. i mean, moo"

[Anonymous No.]

>>43977765
Made for standing paizuri and ahegaoing from consecutive breast stimulation-induced orgasms

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>>43980273
>are they any raptor birbs
When applied to birds, the term "raptor" means birds of prey. If you mean in MGE specifically, owls are raptors, so Owl Mage counts. Not sure about others, but regular Harpy from the profile and Thunderbird kind of look like raptor birds to me.

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>>43980336
What on Earth would fox milk even taste like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43979974
Tofu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43980336
I believe this cow has autism

[Anonymous No.]

>>43980317

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>>43980363
The freshest is stored in the breasts after all

[Anonymous No.]

>>43980374
Love is also stored in the breasts. Is breast milk love?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43980250
>he actually did it
holy crap you're awesome

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>>43980418
Why are all the foxgirls so soft and huggable looking

[Anonymous No.]

Where would you touch?

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>>43980302

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>>43980474
I want to give the tiny fox a back massage.

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[Anonymous No.]

Fuck mages

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>>43980509
thats a weird looking fox.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43980474
>No circle on the hair loops
Shameful. Also, ears.

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>>43980577

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>>43980570
Thank you, comfort fox, you're my best friend. Well, you and that pyrow I met a week ago.

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>>43980570
>Those bag under the eyes
Eheh just like me..

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>>43980641
>She's not offering mofu, she's asking for cuddles
>This is a cry for help
Grim. I was having a pretty good day, too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43980661
Misery love company or something like that. Hug the fox, reassure the fox and she will do the same, maybe.

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>>43980768
she looks like she needs a hug

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>>43980778
Yeah, look like a lot of Mamonos need hugs and some rest

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>>43980583
What is this fox opening itself up for?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43980570
She looks like she needs some cuddling and petting herself. She should strip down to her underwear, lay down and enjoy a nice soothing tail brushing and full body massage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43980984
Lappsex

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>>43981059
That boob binding looks way too tight, those need to be freed.

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[Anonymous No.]

Not gonna lie, I though It'd be funny

[Anonymous No.]

>>43981112
Amazing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43981112
lovely as always

[Anonymous No.]

I won't sign a Demon's contract, I'll just go straight to pinning her down and fucking her senseless. That'll teach her to try claiming my soul.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43981112
kek

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>>43981112
Harpies wearing skirts is very dangerous, the man she has a crush on will see EVERYTHING before she can even try to court him with singing and shiny things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43981112
Holy fuck did you make that over my stupid prompt? Thank you that's hilarious!

[Anonymous No.]

Respect your elders.

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>>43981112
I'd wife that dark green haired harpy. Sorry hebi.

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>>43981190
>she's 1005 years old
goddamn grandma.
where's your wheelchair and pissbag?

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>>43981112
>Paragliding hebis are the aerial equivalent of Manta rays
Oh fyi, flying snakes actually do exist, theu get around by throwing themselves off treetops and gliding on the wind.

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>>43978938
she looking good

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Please be aware: TOM
That is all.
You know who you are

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>>43978938
nice

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>>43981073
>this is what an overweight bat looks like
Wild.

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>>43981302
it's a good thing foxes don't have anything as potent as tom. all they have to work with is ara ara, ufufu and boya

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>>43981112
>serpentine jealousy is driving them to take over the skies
There's your quetzalcoaltl

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>>43981327
You forgot hora and kiseru. Foxes make up for their lack of potency with man boggling variety.

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>>43979653
I think we have some elves left in the back.

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>>43981441
Damn elf hags...

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>>43981327
foxes are dangerous

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>>43981441
That's just a cow with long ears

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>>43981441
Does she go ufufufu or Ara Ara, very important

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Proud Tengu don't need foolish human men, humans are inferior to Tengu!

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>>43981441
looks perfect i take her

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>>43981578
>Five Minutes Later
>Tengu is now married to a human man

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>>43981578
quote from tengu impregnated

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>>43981441
I still find it weird elves don’t truly monsterize unlike humans, it’s like they were monsters from the very start!

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>>43981631
I think male elves incubize though. Kinda weird.

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>>43981640
Well if it’s like the male monsters of old they no longer have pointy ears anymore and have round ears now.

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>>43981578
Exactly, tengu don't need human men, and human men need strong oni to protect them.

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>>43981578
Yes but I, a human man, need a tengu

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who is faster, a cockatrice, a bunny, kangroo or a cheetah girl?

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>>43981768
Cheetah is the fastest sprinter! But she lacks stamina.

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>>43981780
whats her 0 to 60?

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Do you guys like malefs? I kinda love em, assuming they aren't too mean to me

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[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to the Hag Emporium to pick up a wife, y'all want anything while I'm out?

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>>43981787
I dunno, like really fast?

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>>43981795
I love malefs
I wish I had a malef wife

[Anonymous No.]

High-calorie demons.

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>>43981795
I wish I could see it, but she's not out yet.

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>>43981802
I want blueberry pie

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>>43981802
Yeah get me a chubby hag

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>>43981802
im coming as well as on my gremlin made motorcycle

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[Anonymous No.]

I’m gonna robotize you.

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>>43981845
Is that Kurumi?

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>>43980883
She wants a baby but is a little confused by the process

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>>43981853
Congrats anon, you hit anime singularity where they all look the same.

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>>43981795
I like the more normal dragons more, although what I really want is a royal breed dragon loli. I'm sure Deonora has a great-great-great-great niece or two.

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[Anonymous No.]

The abyss’s eldritch power will spread across the desert kingdom and make it our own!

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I want to burn the entire world and see it consumed by chaos.

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>>43981949
Relax Miss Nacha you will get your man eventually.

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>>43981949
BURN IT ALL

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>>43981912
>shog tells Miss 'nubis to clean her room

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>>43979630
>5 minutes in a boxing ring with a centaur
A five minute flurry of fast jabs and long slow strikes.
I'm standing behind her the entire time.
1-2 punches to the Hosspussi and the HossDonut until she's hanging on the ropes.

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>>43981949
>>43981977
Flayer bait

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>>43982028
>standing behind a horse

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>>43981970
Mega faith? What's this tall nun trying to convey, she's leaning over really close and breathing incredibly heavily over her laughter

[Anonymous No.]

Guys help me I said I'll never love anyone to a cupid and decided to give the job to a dark priest

Help me bros I don't want to be corrupted by a crazy nun and trapped in the fuck dimension!

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>>43981970
Holy high beams

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Remember anons only put your dicks in serpents of light and not serpents of darkness.

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>>43982150
what's the difference?

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>>43982150
Instructions unclear, stuck my dick in a reptile of different origins

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>>43982180
Ones holy and extremely loving while the other is a hyper tsundere that is very difficult to deal with.

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>>43982150
can we just have a nice meal or something instead

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>>43982203
well I don't really like snakes anyways so I think I'm safe

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>>43982191
She’s a very beautiful angel.

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>>43982212
>Sad hebi noises

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>>43974463

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>>43982221
t-that's not fair! monsters can't use the sad noises attack! now I have to make sure she's okay and she'll just take advantage of me!

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>>43982227
Kill yourself.

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And last for today is my interpretation of Eros Flayer, which makes her lose the hard dom vibe but makes you want to rest on her lap so she can wriggle her things inside of your ear.
I now go slumber, good day, boys

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>>43982239
good night anon

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>>43982239
night night anons, dont let the bed monsters rape you tonight

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>>43982239
Sleep tight, may an Eros monster watch over you.

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>>43982239
My suggestion!!!! Woooooooo thank you anon this is perfect, I'm the Anon who's been working on a Eros flayer story and this pretty much what I envisioned her as.
I love your Eros monsters

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No monster would be able to handle the amount of correction I need

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>>43982357
Maybe no single monster can but they have other methods

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I'm gonna put more seals and blindfolds on an Ushi-Oni and make her into a feeble weakling so I can pick on her and bully her without repercussions!

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>>43982396
Elite correction squad:
>Bicorn (head wife)
>Manticore
>Lamia
>Kraken
>Demon
Might have to add a combat maid kiki.

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you get to mge but the town wake in have the monsters built like midna tho

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>>43982396
I will NOT cheat on my wife
I will NOT engage in polygamy

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Tall onee-san monster that teases you and makes you call her 'big sis' who's actually several years younger than you

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>>43982459
i dont have burgs. please leave me alone.

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>>43982497
Help! I'm at the bar and she keeps leaning into me and scooting her chair closer! I just wanted to get a drink!

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>>43981795
I find their gimmick of getting really pissed if someone interrupts their time with their husband oddly erotic, but yeah pretty great overall.

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>>43982533
get out of there before she cuts off your escape!

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>>43982497
>>43982533
And this is why I am powerless against hags

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>>43982541
I tried to get away by going to the bathroom but she insisted on waiting at the door ''in case I got lost ;)"
What else?

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>>43975075
Living Undeath. Low-level magic that stops all bodily functions, including blood flow, without hindering mobility or mental ability. Though you will have to explain the path of destruction left behind as you were rushed to the ER to treat your "sudden ED".

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>>43982561
put on some loud video to mask the sound of you opening the window and jump through it.

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>>43982564
Good idea, just waited for the band at the bar to play another song and hopped out the window. Should be safe now that I'm on the street......

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>>43982497
im going to park my ride outside the bar and ask her out, i dont give a fuck. im bedding this old fox tonight!

[Anonymous No.]

Just a reminder: around elves, watch yourselves

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>>43982576
remember to cover yourself in a strong odor before heading home. otherwise shes gonna track you by scent.

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>>43982239
>>43982293
Definitely need more eros flavored girls

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>>43982536
It's not really them getting upset at interruptions, I think it's threats.

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>>43982584

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>>43982611
Well the threat part comes right after, but I specifically meant the "While generally tolerant, they will never forgive those who disturb them while immersed in breeding with their mates" part. A girl getting unreasonably mad about getting interrupted is kinda hot to me somehow.

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>>43982576
>Thinking you can escape
Sorry anon....you got mana marked by her. She will find you, and will make you a puddle when she gets her hands on you.

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>ao3 down all day
kek. Great day to try use it.

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>>43982600
I've been thinking of coming an Eros shog

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>>43982638
Knew something was up.

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>>43982664
I don't know why ao3 being down or up would really affect the monster girl thread but okay.

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Have you gone to church anon?

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>>43982627
It is, I like protectiveness and possessiveness of em. I also like how they don't like lie and act all tsun

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>>43982641
Aggressively bubblegum pink and bubbly shog?

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>>43979908
It's a ddos taking it down. Probably going to stay down for a while.

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i cant believe someone cant get that words and pixel on a screen cant hurt no one
post sexy baphos pls

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>>43982684
Yes.

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>>43982701
Someone get their cringe shitfic denied and throw a fit? lmao

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>>43981522
I believe this is the 'ara ara' type of elf. If you want an 'ufufufu' elf, we have a few of those, too.

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>>43982724
ao3 doesn't require approval for what you post. You can post anything. Makes it hard to read the dog faced hellhound story though.

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>>43982739
Gimme the left or right

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>>43982691
That's probably it. The moment a malef did some "he asked for no pickles" kind of shit for me it'd be over. I'm hers.

[Anonymous No.]

Is there any way to resist lolis with big asses and hips? There's a Bapho and Familiar with pear shapes after me and I can't afford to have them maraud my loins, I'm supposed to date around my own size damn it, what would people think of me if they saw two lolis latched onto my legs? They'd call me a dirty lolicon.

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>>43981795
I like them. The infantalizing 'you can't be trusted to take care of yourself so I'm going to do it, whether you like it or not' stuff makes my heart race

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>>43982459
Looks like a cheap date, I'm in.

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>>43982473
You will, and you'll both like it.

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>>43981795
sure, corruptive blood gimmick is always fun

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>>43982781
I want to make an entire raid team comprised of me and my wives. Smoke hobo can raid lead. and then afterwards we make a pillow fort and watch scary movies.

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>>43982770
>'hmmm! You call this a "meal"? Foolish human, of course your meager attempts at cooking are hardly adequate. I will cook your meals from now on, o-only because I can do it so much better than you, got it?

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>>43982807
it's like when ms vampire takes over the cooking to make sure your blood is of sufficient quality

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[Anonymous No.]

Loli monsters are for monstrous human men.

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>>43982824
I'm 5'3" and I have a babyface, what monsters like short, young looking guys?

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>>43982832
Dragons and Foxes.

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>>43982832
Anon...

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>>43982832
it's already too late for you.

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>>43982846
I want a milky fox to force me to milk her after she gets too full!

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>>43982859
since when does a fox have to force someone?

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>>43982832

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>>43982832
>>43982846
You should know saying such things would cause every hag in the immediate vicinity to begin lactating, now you must take responsibility.

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>>43982763
>Is there any way to resist lolis with big asses and hips?
Can't be done, it's the optimal form to fulfill an adult male's desires.

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>>43982867
Some people are into scales. Or lolis. Or scaled lolis.

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>>43982867
It's more fun if I pretend to be against it!

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>>43982893
i don't think she's buying it when you hands are already groping her tits

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>>43982720
Weird flex but okay.

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>>43982896
It was just an accident, haha, I was trying not to fall over and that was the first thing I grabbed haha

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>>43982901
wah tiny unicorn!

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>>43982901
thank you, just the one i need, had an hour long argument about how loli isnt fucking real

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>>43982881
The ultimate breeding form of a female.
https://files.catbox.moe/60ih9f.jpeg

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>>43982913
fat

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>>43982913
nice monster girl,dumbass

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>>43982910
I don't trust this fox. I bet she was actually over 500 the whole time and was just aging her appearance with me!

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>>43982918
That’s why I put it catbox moe but it can be a witch if you want just use your imagination a bit.

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>>43982802
Movie night with (you) and your wives sounds nice
imagine being at the center of a cuddle pile of 4-9 monsters, sprawled around the room with the lights low, watching scary movies. everyone's paying half attention- just enough to still gasp at the gore and jump at the scares. giggling and whispering to yourselves, while you're idly cuddled with and doted over, with one of your wives moving to snuggle up into your arms over a jumpscare while another coos and spoons you from behind when you flinch at another.
you're probably the most loved person in the tri-state area right now. everyone is comfortable, safe, warm and happy. you are completely secure, the irreplaceable nucleus of your little love tri-quad-pent-octangle, and all that's left is to wait for someone to come out of the kitchen with popcorn.

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>>43982923
dont listen to those silly fairy tales about foxes being 100 years old per tail. a fox gain extra tails from.. uhhhh ummm, love! they increase with love, yeah.

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>>43982939
foxes gain tails with each successful impregnation

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>>43982930
This is the real appeal of harems, in my opinion. Sure sexo is cool, but the real good shit is having a bunch of girls that all mutually adore (you) and each other and you can do shit like this with. That's peak right there.

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>>43982944
So if a fox gains 100 impregnations will she get a 100 tails? I can’t even imagine it sounds too lovecraftian.

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>>43982954
in theory. keep in mind that they spawn litters of 4-5 as well.

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>>43982907
HORSE CUNNY

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>>43982954
This is why they hide and seal away tails, they get too unwieldy once they've secured a husband and have had dozens of successful pregnancies.

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>>43982944
>fox has a dream about (you) impregnating her
>somehow this manages to give her another tail
>is insanely embarrassed when you ask her about it.
Truly foxes are magical creatures.

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>>43982963
What the fuck is star rail

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>>43982959
Fox girls are secretly abyssal monsters in disguise and that you become her many tails that sexually pleasure her many holes almost everyday like some hentai monster.

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>>43982954
once they hit 9 tails they can prestige to start over again at 1 tail with a white tip

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>>43982976
Ah, the rare premonition tail. Rumor has it the fluffiness of the tail corresponds to the power of the next daughter she births.

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>>43982983
you forgot to take your meds nonny~

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>>43982992
too real

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>>43982953
I wouldn't want a harem but two wives? I could work with that

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>>43982999
>>43982992
shes just getting a blanket.

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>>43982992
The gif doesn’t work for me anymore after I first clicked on it now it’s even more sad.

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>>43982992
anon starts getting weird ideas when he goes too long without a hit of mofu

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>>43983006
You took your meds, Anon. She's never coming back.

[Anonymous No.]

How do I get my Kiki hag maid to stop acting like she's my mother?

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>>43983019
Have sex with her
she'll still act like your mother, but at least you'll... uh... I forget

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>>43983019
by making her an actual mother

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>>43982913
>go live in a nice neighborhood in MGC
>crazy monsters won't actively bother you here
>the fat-bottomed little monster schoolgirls passively bother you by walking around in miniskirts and either wearing lewd underwear or going nopan

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>>43983023
maybe she'll drop the young part from "young master" after that

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>>43983030
it's hotter if she keeps it

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>>43983019
You can’t for your real mother is also a Kiki and that all anons who have Kiki mothers will get married to Kikis who act like their mothers it’s how Kiki nature works.

[Anonymous No.]

Did you play it? Who's your favorite girl?

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>>43982953
For me personally, it's just having a group that will stay together no matter what since MGE divorce ain't a thing. I'm so scared and tired of being the one who's the least needed or wanted in groups, whenever someone has to leave to either make room or whatever other reason, it's me. It's always me and I hate it. I just want a group that'll always love me, and value me a lot.

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>elves weak
>hag elves OP
Even Blizzard can balance better than this

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>>43983046
And you'll get one!

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>>43983045
Stella is great

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>>43983045
I like pretty much every girl, but Venefica going feral nearly killed me. Beris also unironically gave me a thing for bondage so those two stand out I guess.

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>>43983055
>harem of only eros girls
smothered to death with love
literally
the air gets so thick with it you begin to choke

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>>43983045
I think Aiko, but the Venefica scene where she hand-feeds you chocolate and breastfeeds you is the kind of thing that I think about at night years later

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>>43983045
I adore Tabitha. Something about an absolute dweeb that's secretly a tiger in the sack is 11/10 for me. I hope we get more content with her vampire roleplay.

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>>43983076
>that saint with 72 houris
i couldn't even

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>>43983046
I always found friends drifting apart really sad so having a "forever" group is really appealing to me too.

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>>43983045
Mimic Mimic mimic, but honestly I love almost all of em.

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>>43983083
Definitely needs a doppel potion.

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>>43983074
>>43983093
I liked Stella, but really all of the girls are interesting and well written.

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>>43983099
Yeah at least the ones that are expanded on, I still hope we can get dommed by Liliain, that fucking dream sequence man. One of the best girls isn't even a fucking monster lmao

I think the only one I don't like is the fox maybe I would like her more if I finished her quest line but I'm pretty upset with her overall

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>>43983093
I'm really hoping that the capital will include a threesome with the Mimic sisters at some point. Honestly there's a lot of "crossover" potential that's currently untapped imo. Aiko and Bed-chan are the only ones that really come to minds besides that one scene with Mika and Sofia.

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>>43983045
I don’t even like hard femdom but I love Venefica.

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>>43983106
Kotone is pretty good by the end of it, but I think a lot of people rightfully get pissed when she starts your relationship off with a lot of bullshit over her traumas.

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>>43983055
Ya see The funny thing is I'm actually extremely monogamous. No hookup culture, no threesomes none of that. Not really a polygamist either, I think it's the reason why I love the shog flayer combo, cause she could just make multiples of herself to simulate that desire and I could probably do it for her with Dopplerganger potions assuming I can't do the same stuff she can with my slime.

>>43983090
The drifting is sad as well but for me it's not just that, in every group whenever there was a fight I was always the one who had to leave. Every single time, sometimes deserved sometimes not. I have always been the least wanted everywhere I go, in my family life, friends, dating, always always the fucking least wanted. It's made me terrified of any groups honestly, and it's why part of me craves an MGE harem because I just want to be equal in value to everyone else in the group and know they won't leave me.

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>>43983113
Maybe the internet has just fucked me up, but Ven's content didn't even really feel that hardcore to me. Which is fine imo because I'm a pretty vanilla guy.

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>>43983106
Kotone is good! I like any cruel girl who turns guilty and doting once you start crying.

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>>43983118
I refuse to try to beat the damn onis I tried like 20 times, what does she do?
Ngl kotone made me anti-fox post a lot

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>>43983127
I won't lie the scene where she actually just tears into your arm because she's freaking out was kinda hot for me. Guilty pleasure I guess, but I wouldn't mind more of that without the mental breakdown part.

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>>43983127
Oh I never clicked that because I thought she would make fun of me I don't like being manipulated or tricked like that It would have been one thing if it was like a marriage or relationship thing like in MGE, but it wasn't. Just a fucking pawn, a disposable plaything. Do not like

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>>43983111
The mimics in order of my love are mimic, bed chan, Stella, and the merchant girl. I do appreciate the merchant when I don't want to do an encounter though and just take her misc to not deal with it

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>>43983136
She just gets much more genuine and loving. You do a lot of mofu cuddling and she just uses her hypnosis to make you feel very good for mind-melting sex. She removes the combat hypnosis, too, if you want.
also: get gud

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>>43983136
You get a shitton of actual content with her and a lot of it's helping her get over a bunch of trauma from back when the setting was a fucked hellscape and more stuff about feng.

The trick to beating the Onis is to whittle them down evenly since their power up is fucked. protip is to put penis in vagoo for butt oni and make out with boob oni they're each respectively weak to this and can't use their dangerous moves while they're in those stances.

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Don't masturbate, the angels in heaven are watching over you to see if you've been a good boy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43983166
What do you get for being a good boy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43983172
winghugs

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>>43983166
Yeah, but which Angel?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43983166
>Don't masturbate, the angels in heaven are watching over you
perverts!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43983175
Spiky hair pls

[Anonymous No.]

>>43983174
that sounds nice...

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>>43983151
Y'know I'll try again later tonight, I hope I don't get fucking mofu brain.
>>43983156
Thanks for the tip, will try. She sounds nicer now

[Anonymous No.]

>>43983166
What's the punishment for being a bad boy? >>43983172

[Anonymous No.]

>>43983193
I know, right? She's got a cool birb, a scythe, red hair (with spikes!) and she's looking at me like I'm garbage.

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>>43983229
She just looks a lil melancholy anon, probably because she deals with death a lot

[Anonymous No.]

>>43983236
Spoilsport.

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>>43974869
Sleepy mice are overpowered.

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>>43982239
thanks anon it's people like you who make me not want to kill myself

[Anonymous No.]

ayy lmao
ao3 is back

[Anonymous No.]

>>43983307
good, i had a hellhound story to dig into

[Anonymous No.]

Why won't you drink the Loli Nurse's concoction?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43983338
"Sure, what could go wrong?"
> You feel sleepy and weak.
"Uh-oh!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>43983350
Yandere Lolis?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43983356
They're the best kind of Lolis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43983356
No, just horny

[Anonymous No.]

>>43983356
making momma proud

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>>43983356
>>43983374
>trying to tell your hebi daughteru that kidnapping doesn't exactly mean consent
>have to tell your hebi waifu to stop giving her ideas for the boy next door she likes
>please stop telling her to "lock him away so no slut will touch him"

[Anonymous No.]

Copious amounts of black feathers are in your future.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43983502
Sorry, it's green feathers for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43983502
give bird

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>>43983502
>black feathers
Nerd feathers

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>>43983502
I hope so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43983521
But will she give you shiny things?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43983529
You'll get books and within them, knowledge.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43983533
Are they shiny books?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43983166
If I fap well enough will I be able to hear them schlicking?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43983586
big
meaty
PAWS

[Anonymous No.]

>>43983511
Look at those fucking drumsticks

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43983502
I liked her old mistranlated profile more

[Anonymous No.]

>>43983606
Thunderbird? More like Thunderbabe amirite?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43983616
thunderthighs, maybe

[Anonymous No.]

>>43983616
no, more like thunder butthole, because she eats a steady diet of cabbage, baked beans, and broccoli.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43983611
You like being murdered? You are a strange fellow my friend.

[Anonymous No.]

>43983633
FULL STOP

[Anonymous No.]

She's better let my people go or else

[Anonymous No.]

>43983633
Go to /d/ there is a thread to talk about that sort of thing there, /jp/ isn’t the place for it.

[Anonymous No.]

So I just thought of a idea but what would a MGE version of impractical jokers be like. Would they be a bunch of medieval jesters fucking around in MGC and barely get away with their stupid shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43983717
>i'm gonna slap druella's ass, wish me luck
even if it's staged it's good entertainment

[Anonymous No.]

>>43983727
Oh no, is it a single man? If it is....that poor joker

They'll have to get a new crew member after the fact

[Anonymous No.]

How do I avoid getting taken captive by the wild Shogs that roam the woods near Innsmouth?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43983747
I can’t wait for what the loser’s punishments are like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43983692
She will... If you stay.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43983717
>"You see that mino with the milk-stained blouse?"
>"walk over there and talk about how thirsty you are."
>"oh also we got you this new uniform we wanted to try out."
>bright red matador costume

[Anonymous No.]

>>43983775
>Sals tonight's biggest loser
>For his punishment we're gonna make him wear a shirt that says "I need a strong woman to protect me" while he's coated in pheromones and make him walk through the hellhound burrows

[Anonymous No.]

>>43983803
Impractical jokers ends after one episode of one season due to unexpected guerilla marriage

[Anonymous No.]

>>43983825
>They reboot it each year with hundreds of different men
>They still have to take breaks because during each episode the men get claimed sometimes on Camara

[Anonymous No.]

>>43983825
where has this mino's second boob gone

[Anonymous No.]

>>43983825
That's not a guerilla, that's a minotaur!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43983833
>after a post-prank review he gets jumped by the camerawoman on screen

[Anonymous No.]

>>43983717
What would some great pranks be in MGC?
>shave a weresheep when she's not looking
>pick up a bunch of mexican Baphos and take them to border patrol
>wear a hotdog costume in a Hellhound neighborhood screaming "Ask me about my wiener!"
>ding dong ditch would be easy in Hagville, those old lady's don't do cardio at all!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43983825
>>43983833
>>43983846
man
mge land sounds great

[Anonymous No.]

>>43983846
Ratas are so cute and smol that you never expect them to mofu you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43983833
>every year the crew runs a counter intelligence operation against thousands of thirsty mamono to try to keep filming secret
>half the stars still get jumped by thirsty girls before they even get to film

[Anonymous No.]

>>43983727
>slap Druella's ass
>arm gets grabbed by her tail

[Anonymous No.]

>>43983887
>pinch the spade

[Anonymous No.]

People keep saying don't drink the Grimace Birthday Shake because its dangerous and kills!

...My succubus partner drank it but did not kill her. But instead just made her more, extreme. She was a normal Vanilla Succubus btw, so what should I be expecting now and is there a way to remedy this one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43983081
>Venefica scene
single-handedly gave me my intense fetish for being hand-fed

[Anonymous No.]

>>43983062
kiss addict like you isn't gonna last a second out here once the portals open...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43983887
>>43983903
>The last thing anon sees

[Anonymous No.]

>>43983924
Stella didn't really grab me, but Iabel straight up gave me a kissing/lipstick fetish. Stupid sexy snake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43983943
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_5gRj7ujHU

[Anonymous No.]

I challenged a Mindflayer to chess on the terms that if she loses she doesn't get to make me her husband. I'm confident I can beat her but I can't predict whether she might try to cheat or not by reading my mind with her tentacles to see my moves and then erase the memory of her doing that from my mind so I won't be able to know....

[Anonymous No.]

>>43983911
IS THAT

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43983935
Man I love tails, a real tragedy humans don't have them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43983855
Reminds me of that scene from diehard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43983692
>I'm sorry, but you've thrown off the Pharaoh's groove.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43984028
>Anon is fixing to get real intimately familiar with anubi butt cheeks after flipping the royal guards skirt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43984064
! !

[Anonymous No.]

>>43984028
I'll throw off more than her groove with plagues if she doesn't do what I ask!

[Anonymous No.]

what are your thoughts on fairy maids?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43984064
Are those painted on exclamation marks? Or does she have a very well-oiled tummy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43984086
ineffective but welcome

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Beware the nekomancer, for she has access to the most powerful spell of all felines
Power Word: TOM

[Anonymous No.]

>>43984108
I figured they were magic, like a variant of womb tattoo, I assume they indicate she is ovulating.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43984086
Too small to be effective and Titania maids are too sexy to get any work done because they’ll be too busy getting dicked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43984086
Hate fairies unless she's an unusually atypical fairy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43983988
Anon just forfeit and give up, you'll lose no matter what you do and become that Flayer's panties

[Anonymous No.]

>>43974463

[Anonymous No.]

>>43983502
>My waifu finally worked out an agreement with the local harpy population
>They'll transport me to and from work in exchange for shinies
>This shouldn't includes unscheduled ambushes during lunch breaks
>Keyword shouldn't
>My waifu pays them for it anyway

[Anonymous No.]

>>43984209
Titania... you're violating the restraining order against you I filed for...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43984209
remember to keep a horseshoe of iron above the doorway to ward away the fae, or this could be you

[Anonymous No.]

>>43983045
Tabitha, Venefica, and maybe Ancilla are the best. Ushris needs more content. Vili a cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43984086
i remember reading a touhou comic where sakuya admits that the fairy maids of scarlet devil mansion arn't all that helpful and remi just keeps them around cause she finds them cute,
so that is my position.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43984155
How does she feel about Power Word: PSPSPS?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43984155
You gotta keep pocket catnip on you. She can't cast while high on it

[Anonymous No.]

>>43984284
"Fullview" filename is not fullview. DA is the most retarded art site in the world.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43982980
>What the fuck is star rail
Space Anubis's secret project to make interstellar public transport great again

[Anonymous No.]

>>43984391
The space trains WILL run on time!

[Anonymous No.]

[Breathfag No.]

>>43983866
Oh man, the things I'd do to those ratas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43984406
So the schedule jackals are fascists?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43983988
Flayers are trustworthy anon, besides you already asked her out on a date at her house before the match. How could you forget anon, you're lucky you have a flayer to remind your forgetful self.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43984221
>Thinking you can escape your wife
Sorry anon, a piece of paper won't stop her from making you love her and drown in her love, give in

[Anonymous No.]

>>43982770
Me too, it fill my heart with rage

[Anonymous No.]

>>43984086
I wanna have an army of tiny maids and just watch them go at the dust and dirt like it's an RTS game or something
And whenever I want to i'll just pick a random one up and use her as a fleshlight

[Anonymous No.]

>>43984209
>reject a fairy by telling her you're into big girls
>she takes it well
>tells you that she knows just the girl for you
>gym rat titania shows up at your door the next day

[Anonymous No.]

>>43983502
>harpy rogues can coat their feathers in mana and use them like throwing daggers

[Anonymous No.]

>>43984505
Gonna be a Titania's loyal knight and let the fairies put flowers in my hair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43984600
>armor made of gnarled branches and enchanted wood
>branches for horns above a slit hiding everything but your glowing eyes
>wield a sword made of stone
Fairy knights have peak aesthetics

[Anonymous No.]

>Ushi says she’s gonna rape me
>Get down on one knee
>Propose to her
>This stops her
>Has to compose herself
>Heard about this thing only in fairy tales
>Use this opportunity to take her by the claws
>Lead her to her bed of animal furs and lay her down
>Have nice gentle sex the whole night
>Clothes intact
>Pelvis still in one piece
>Don’t have any webbing stuck in my hair

[Anonymous No.]

>>43984155
She can revive me if I go for a kamikaze build?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43984633
Tree hugger, power armor are far more efficient and cooler.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43984209
big tall monsters will instaloss me if they do a titty hang kabedon while blowing steam from their wild smiling mouths. I'd be nothing but prey

[Anonymous No.]

>>43984633
>Gnome girls make you baked goods to thank you for settling the dispute between them and the bee girls
>Dryads made you a cool totem thingy they put by the road
Truly an enviable position.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43982953
This guy gets it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43984705
>sick armor bro
>do you go on wild adventures to preserve the realm and save your people?
>no, I mostly get the fairies to share and get kites out of bushes

[Anonymous No.]

>>43984722
>no, I mostly get the fairies to share
>His eyes go wide and he slowly backs away
Fae Knight doesn't realize the power he wields.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43984722
>Summoning the ancient powers of the land and your waifu to accomplish heroic deeds
>like helping the Leanan Sidhe with her anatomy lessons
>or making sure Dormouse-chan gets to bed on time
>getting that cat girl down from the ancient tree of unceasing blossoms was a real doozy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43984799
>RETURN FROM WHENCE YOU CAME
>aww, but it isn't even dark yet!
>It will be soon. And you promised your parents you would be back BY dark, not after.
>will you walk with us?
>I always will, little one

[Anonymous No.]

>>43983356
God I wish

[Anonymous No.]

Monsters love it when you beg them not to rape you, it thrills and emboldens them to be extra rough. If you beg her to be gentle she might be.
Mighy be.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

I want to work in the maido academy as a mechanic/plumber/electrian/toy maker. Would be really comfy to see all those maidos grow and learn before finding a master.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43984799
>like helping the Leanan Sidhe with her anatomy lessons
>she insists that her class needs you to pose for them
>nude of course
>manage to haggle your way into keeping your briefs on at least
>record attendance
>you're pretty sure half the girls aren't even trying to draw and are not so subtly touching themselves
It ain't easy being green.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43984923
Someone please give her the dango

[Anonymous No.]

>>43984966
I'm imagining a /fit/ anon with a mask made of bark

[Anonymous No.]

Heavy Cow Infantry

[Anonymous No.]

>>43985056
A marksman anon could be mounted on her shoulders but poor cow will be deaf after a dozen shots

[Anonymous No.]

>>43985067
just wear ear plugs

[Anonymous No.]

>>43985083
Yeah and the cow could have huge tower shield and a big mass. Anon make sure that no one at a distance can hurt the gentle cow and the cow make sure that the frail anon don't get beaten. Truly an unstoppable force

[Anonymous No.]

>>43985056
Show me the light cow infantry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43985056
what funny lines would she say if you rapidly clicked on her a lot?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43985272
This is as light as they get

[Anonymous No.]

>>43985292
>Moo
>MOOO
>I like to moo-ve it, moo-ve it

[Anonymous No.]

>>43985313
Excellent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43984465
The space trains will have sufficient capacity for gorillions of Tanukis going to work-planets.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43985339
>Hey darling, you're trying to tip me?
>*loud falling down noise* WAAAH, what are we going to do on the grass Daa-rlin'?

[Anonymous No.]

I found a crying nigger werecat in the woods. She hasn't notice me yet, what should I do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43985544
Take her, make her all yours!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43985584
As a pet? Weird but I don't like to hear her cry. At least I know how to name her

[Anonymous No.]

demon demands children

[Anonymous No.]

>>43985598
>As a pet?
No as wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43985619
No thanks, I don't want mutt kids

[Anonymous No.]

>>43985630
Don’t worry she’s a cat not a dog.

[Anonymous No.]

>controller disconnected
>controller connected
>...
>"uh Mr. Pilot, why are we heading towards the Nereid rape caves instead of the wreck?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>43985292
>Thirsty?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43985779
Tech Grem sez: should've used a Steam Deck

[Anonymous No.]

You remembered to use elemental and status attacks right anon? You didn’t just unga bunga your way through using raw damage, because boss shog is immune to normal attacks and you’d just embarrass yourself attacking her like that

[Anonymous No.]

>>43986018
Is that a Shoggoth with a Cursed Sword attached?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43986018
I love the frenzied flame. Vyke spear + Vyke armor + fingerprint shield + frenzied flame seal and incantations

[Anonymous No.]

>>43985779
>>43985890
>Heed my words sweetie! That boat you see behind me has the means to end that hideous war. In a definitive and elegant manner. We seek not conflict, but rather a restoration of balance. A romanticization... A million human boys are about to be raped and loved out in senseless passion. The world shall be horrified by the number of human boys my sisters will love! Only then the will let go of their weapons... Weapons that would've taken the lives of ten million!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>43986105
How did my date with a fish turn into an RTS campaign cutscene?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43986105
>sweetie
Nuke the sea, no water should be left.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43986109
Shouldn't have met her through your MMO guild.

[Anonymous No.]

Every monstergirl looks better if she is purple
>Lamia
>slime
>succubus
>imp
>harpy
>lizard
Purple is the colour of SEX

[Anonymous No.]

>>43986305
Purple is the color of royalty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43986305
I prefer my werecat/chesh like my coffee

[Anonymous No.]

>>43986305
>lich
you make a good point

[Anonymous No.]

>>43986305
There's something to it.
>>43986327
Hot?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43986305
Need to see a purple Holstaur and a purple Minotaur to confirm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43986305
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43986363
Yup and consumed during the whole day

[Anonymous No.]

>>43986372
The purple lipped pyrows are always the best at rainbow parties though

[Anonymous No.]

>demonic symbol appears suddenly in my living room one day when I'm playing vidya
>bursts into green flames to reveal a demon girl
>"Behold sinner! I am here to claim your heart full of dark desires! Your refusal to attend church and constant masturbatory acts have put you at odds with your Guardian Angel, who has abandoned you since, leaving you vulnerable to the eyes of Pandemonium that lurk in the shadows! Now I have come to make you one of ours an-"
>steadily drift from paying her chuuni monologue any attention to noticing the green fire is fucking spreading to the walls and the ceiling
>thinking for a second, that's just special effects, right?
>suddenly a piece of the ceiling breaks down and falls near me
>jump up screaming and grab the Demon by the hand suddenly and startle her as I run out of the front door through a cloud of building smoke
>turn back and see my whole fucking house getting consumed by the fire from her stupid chuuni entry and burning down slowly
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE
I'VE HAD IT WITH THESE CHUUNI MAMONO AND THEIR GRANDSTANDING
Now what am I supposed to do!?! My house is on fire!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43986721
Go save the cat, FAST!

[Anonymous No.]

Big milkies!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43986797
Those are her knees

[Anonymous No.]

>>43986818
hot

[Anonymous No.]

>>43986818
Incorrect

[Anonymous No.]

>>43986721
I hate this kind of scenario because I couldn't forgive mamonos for the destruction of everything I worked for

[Anonymous No.]

>>43986721
Dw anon, she can fix it so long as you can sign your full name on the contract she has. Also, you grabbed her hand so you don't have a choice now

[Anonymous No.]

>>43986839
Does it help if she genuinely feels bad about it and works hard to give you back what you lost?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43986839
magic fixes it

[Anonymous No.]

>>43986876
>>43986893
No, you can't get back family's objects, dead pets, money invested in your house... And getting back diplomas and other papers is almost impossible. I don't care her being sorry, some things can't be fixed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43986904
nobody's killing your pet, dumbass

[Anonymous No.]

>>43986904
>dead pets
Undead pets are becoming a new trend in the demon realms as of late. Though your house yeah you’ll probably need to get a new one after that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43986920
If you don't save them from your burning flat/house they don't have high chance to survive. Happened to my mother, she saved the poor bastard in extremist but he got badly burned. Have you ever experienced a fire?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43986305
Blue > Purple

[Anonymous No.]

>>43986904
Not with that attitude. But with the power of mamonomana, everything is possible. Even time travel back to grab your stuff before it's fried.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43986904
>>43986986
Or you know, she might realize the seriousness of the situation when you run to save your pet and she'll put out the fire with magic?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43986962
>>43986999
Even better, you don't use real fire for your edgy monologue and fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>going this far into muh depression muh loss over some slapstick humor about arsony
Paging doctor Flayer, yep, that one right there he needs fixing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43987014
So you’re just trolling because Mamonos don’t do that shit you probably failed Mamono 101 class in the fifth grade. I hope Miss Haku punishes you for these lies.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43987041
True mamonos wouldn't use real fire anyway.
>>43987038
I'm projecting too much, my bad but I still think that getting your house burned down is extremely traumatic and whoever did it at best can't be like or loved

[Anonymous No.]

>>43986738
>nyaaaa thank you Anon-kun. out of my gratitude, I will become your bride

[Anonymous No.]

>>43987086
I wouldn't save this dumb cat from anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43986904
Most MGC insurance policies cover misguided acts of courtship. You'd think it would be too risky offering that sort of thing, but the repair work for that sort of thing is all highly subsidized so it works out.
It's full repair btw. Time magic works wonders.
(Also, you can get reprints of diplomas IRL assuming you aren't from a 3rd world shithole. It's just paper)

[Anonymous No.]

>>43974463

[Anonymous No.]

>10 minutes giving a bapho a massage
>10 minutes getting spoonfed mac & cheese by an imp
>10 minutes chained to bed and getting molested by a loli kiki

Well, anon? What's your pick?
No lewd in any interactions: before, during, or after.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43987141
>chained to bed and getting molested
>spoiler
I'm getting mixed signals here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43987141
Bapho I guess. Spoon-feeding trips a few flags for me and I don't like maids.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43987136
Not him but it's really hard in froglang. They most likely lost the copy in the swamp.

[Anonymous No.]

I wanna be lifted up by a High Orc and drugged with Manticore Venom so I can’t resist her tribe lining up to suck me off violently to mark me as the tribe rape-toy/husband forever.
This includes her throwing me on her bed once all the Orcs drink their full of cum to rape me unconscious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43987157
She'll grope all parts of your body except your private parts. She's a curious girl, true loli that doesn't understand or know lewd yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43987191
Not ok.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43987141
Imp it's the least weird and I could cope by telling myself that it's like playing dinnette with kids. I don't like loli and can't lewd them.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Lolis should not be sexed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43987265
cow

[Anonymous No.]

Wight supremacy is the natural order of things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43987324
>t. Husband's cooling device

[Anonymous No.]

>>43987265

[Anonymous No.]

>>43987324
She should be a vampire.

[Anonymous No.]

Lolis should never be lewded.

[Anonymous No.]

Shut up, hag

[Anonymous No.]

Dragon hags

[Anonymous No.]

>>43987406
>Bitch face
Yeah I can see why

[Anonymous No.]

>>43987392
No

[Anonymous No.]

>43987374
Worst post in this thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>43987135
AND JUST LET HER FUCKING DIE!?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43987269
So you're saying I should let them sex me instead

[Anonymous No.]

>>43987440
Let me one up him.

Cu siths are good girls. You should marry one and give her many puppies.
Embrace the fur! Become the fur!

Was that good or a bit too much over the top?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43987470
>Was that good or a bit too much over the top?
No, that's just what happens when a retarded newfag fails at being funny

[Anonymous No.]

>>43987141
I already give massages to my mom so doing it to a Baph doesn't seem that weird. I'm rather proud of my ability to work out knots, actually.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43987659
Your mom is also your sister and wife?

[Anonymous No.]

The cows piss us off

[Anonymous No.]

Remember to "brand" your cow by writing your name on her calf with a permanent marker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43987470
>trying to be funny here
give up and regurgitate memes

[Anonymous No.]

>>43987715
No, we just come from a culture where massages aren't seen as inherently erotic. Sometimes, I go to a massage parlor myself just because I want a massage. There was one time I actually ended up in one of those suspicious types where the masseuse offers you an "advanced" session for $500 once they're alone in the room with you, and she seemed confused when I told her that I just wanted a regular massage and to push hard when working the shoulderblades. Never went back there because I don't want to deal with that weirdness when I just want to get the tension squeezed out of my muscles.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

cats?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43987854
with crowns.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43987854

[Anonymous No.]

>>43987854
I like them a lot (expect the furry) and post regularly about them

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43987854
dogs !!

[Anonymous No.]

I just want to fight Lizards and Salamanders all day in the colosseum.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43987953
How do Salamanders and Lizards feel about defensive builds?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43987953
They're gonna want to be with you all night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43987963
The same way you feel when trying to open a stubborn walnut or pistachio

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43987978
>Fight salamander
>I'm sure to win, my endurance is superior
>Should get worn out any second now
>Flame is only getting brighter as the fight passes the hour mark

help

[Anonymous No.]

>>43987978
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sKgMZht7ebk

[Anonymous No.]

>>43987992
she'll run out of steam eventually, just keep tanking

[Anonymous No.]

https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/6477432?
Summer dress.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43986363
I'll get the bucket...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43987953
>Anon is the first man to go 99 rounds in the undefeated and unmarried in theDemon lords colosseum
>1 more match win and he will have earned his freedom
>The Guards have been giggling an awful lot which makes anon wonder who is his next opponent
>No matter no salamander or lizard they have sent at me so far has triumphed
>The warm sand in the pit feels good as anon wiggles his toes in anticipation
>The gates have opened and across from anon is a very large and angry greenworm that doesn't have a weapon...

[Anonymous No.]

Hideo Kojima invented this thing called "camera". With it, I have taken a "picture" of a delivery snek

[Anonymous No.]

>>43987952

[Anonymous No.]

>>43987051
>try to work
>OL catgirl keeps laying on my keyboard
I think I'm gonna have to work from home, I can get anything done with these damn cats!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43987340
Like you wouldn't be bowing in gratitude for a reprieve from the scorching summer heat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43974463

[Anonymous No.]

>>43988172
No, I can't bow and have my head in her chest at the same time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43984086
People say they're ineffective, but you just got to use them like Pikimin; one fairy might not be able to lift a beer can for you but five fairies can!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43988005
Cracking nuts with the handle of a loaded pistol is a great gag.
>anon comes home to the lock on his gun cabinet broken and his wurm wife using the butt of his hunting rifle to crack walnuts

[Anonymous No.]

Listening to mindlfayer asmr

[Anonymous No.]

>>43987136
I wish this pixel artist had done more MGE work. This one demon gif is a solid 10/10. Or maybe he has and I just don't know about it.

[Anonymous No.]

Is it true that centaur herds are bandits and raiders?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43988440
Pretty sure it was just a commission and not something he does normally.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43988411
Why can't she just headbutt them like I taught her?

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>>43988442
Rude! It's a nomadic warrior life style.

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>>43984991
Dang Oh I suppose she should go to the store and get some

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>>43988462
She's not trying to damage the granite countertop

[Anonymous No.]

>>43988462
That's how you get juice out of oranges.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43988493
It's also how you crush cans, greet tax collectors, and form small black holes. Wurm headbutts have many uses.

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>>43988467
Do they steal and/or pillage?

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>>43984013
What a bright peppy attitude. I need to impregnate a Latenight succubus.

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>>43983045
Nara. What is it with monstergirl media and having such great human women?

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>>43988541
I remember a time
When crime was sublime
And there was plenty of loot in the lair
We'd plunder and pillage
And ransack a village
With nary a worry or care

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>>43988556
That's because you are a /tg/ rapefugee and never really cared about monster girls
https://desuarchive.org/tg/search/filename/Nara%20-%20Monstergirl%20Dreams.png/

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>>43988574
fox sith friend was /tg/?
Oh no.

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>>43988574
I've lurked here long enough that as a rule I immediately recognize anybody trying to divert thread discussion away from monstergirls and towards human girls (especially using the phrase he did) is automatically a /tg/ fag. I'm surprised he's still kicking around to be honest. It's like meeting an Imperial Japanese soldier fighting on in the Phillipines in the 1960s.

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>never really cared about monster girls
And you use this phrase so often I can recognize it too. Go back somewhere.