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Alcoholic Watermelon.

>> No.44029366
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>>44028888
Suika is soo cute!! Also Checked

>> No.44029374

>>44028888
i love girls with short torsos and long legs

>> No.44029700
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>>44028888
Quads of justice. I think I'll get smashed tonight in her honor.

>> No.44029787

sorry my love, its dry july so I must abstain.

>> No.44030335

>>44029787
You mean dry martini, right?

>> No.44030339

>>44028888
Why would she dress like this?

>> No.44030411
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>>44029374
I'm a man with those proportions and people tell me i look taller than i am

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>>44030339
To attract burly men and have drunk sex so that she can give birth to some half-watermelons with fetal alcohol syndrome! Pic related.

>> No.44030450

>>44028888
Sir your watermelon is looking quite obscene.

>> No.44030608

>>44029700
Cute bra but why wear one in the first place? There's nothing there.

>> No.44030683

>>44030419
what are burly men like

>> No.44030867

>>44030608
Now that's just rude. Have some tact

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>>44028888
>alcoholic wa-
dumb oni

>> No.44032124

>>44030683
Burly.

>> No.44032199

What if you took a watermelon and stuck a needle in it and pumped a lot of booze into it.

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>> No.44032331

>>44032221
chotto matte a second

>> No.44033694

>>44030411
i loved your work in monsters inc, mike

>> No.44034043

>>44028888
How do you even pronounce her name?

Is it literally su-ii-ka or cyka?

>> No.44034519

>>44034043
Blyat...
Unlike the mutt language we're using here, Japanese is phonetic, so a correct ("Cirno," for example, is more of an Italian pronunciation) romanisation of any word should also tell you its pronunciation, with the added benefit of no standardized accents.

Therefore, the only difference from the Russian word for "bitch" is a short "i" in the middle.

>> No.44035463

>>44034519
I will never understand people who seriously think japanese is a better language for communication than any european one.
it sucks dick by being horrifically overcomplicated.

>> No.44035939

>>44034043
suh-ii-kah. the loli watermelon.

>> No.44037921

>>44028888
nice legs

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44040875

Cute

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