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44150999 No.44150999 [Reply] [Original]

REDDITNIGGERS DONT SCREENSHOT

how do i get the smell of cum off my yuyuko fumo's hair please i need help asap
ive tried washing her with a brush and detergent and putting her in the washing machine but the smells still there

>> No.44151032

>>44150999
Why did you do it you fucking animal

>> No.44151039
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44151039

>>44150999
KILL
YOUR
SELF
NOW

I thought we were fucking done with this shit.

>> No.44151071

>>44151039
>>44151032
i know i shouldn't have done it. i feel nothing but regret. please just how do i get the smell out

>> No.44151102

>>44150999
theres no going back from this anon.
you are no better than people who cum into my little pony toys

>> No.44151154
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44151154

Do you really think you deserve to get her clean? No. No, you do not. You deserve to live with this as a reminder of your shame for the rest of your days, you absolute fucking reprobate.

>> No.44151169

>>44150999
Absolutely vile.

>> No.44151217
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44151217

>>44150999
This is the equivalent of confessing to molesting a child and wanting to cover it up

>> No.44151495

I love making shit up for attention and upvotes

>> No.44151525

>>44151071
If you do not post evidence, I will assume you made this thread for the epic funnies!!

>> No.44151545

>>44151525
how the fuck do i post evidence of something smelling like cum retard

>> No.44151639

>>44151545
Well, I did speedread your post and assume there was a cumstain, but even if there isn't I still think you're gay. You could at least post a picture of your personal fumo instead of an image you found online, good-faith anon.

>> No.44151733
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>>44151639
I think we are better off not knowing he is fr or just shitposting anon.....

>> No.44151774

>>44151733
It can't be worse than that one guy who put a condom and cummed inside his Tenshi fumo.

>> No.44151811

>>44151733
Then the post should not have been made at all.

>> No.44151871

can everyone stop going "HAHA HE FUCKED UP" or "HAHA HES A DEGENERATE" and just tell me how to get rid of the fucking smell. im tired of wanting to hug my yuyuko and then smelling that awful stench that reminds me of how badly i fucked up

>> No.44151904

You really chose to double down and continue this? Why? Nobody is amused, this is like the 6th of posts exactly like this in recent memory. I don't think /jp/ is for you, sorry.

>> No.44151921

>>44150999
Bruh..... might as well go all in and grab your fumo by the hips and POMF POMF POMF POMF POMF POMF POMF (CAN'T) GET PREGNANT (CAN'T) GET PREGNANT (CAN'T) GET PREGNANT

>> No.44151940

>>44151871
I definitely laughed at your current situation, however, I might want to try and give some help even if useless.
You should ask this this sort of stuff on wsr, as you can see not a lot of people here are really inclined to give an answer (probably because a lot of us never really had to deal with your situation)
Maybe trying to know what type of fabric the hair is made of, can help?

>> No.44151957

...

>> No.44152008

>>44151811
tell that to the retarded jannies not doing their work

>> No.44152019
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>>44151921

>> No.44154639

but semen doesn't have a smell?

>> No.44156419
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44156419

>>44154639
anon I.....

>> No.44156772

try vodka water

>> No.44156800

>>44154639
I am sorry that you have to learn this way anon, but semen do smells and everybody can smell the semen in your shirt that you did not change in weeks.

>> No.44156840

>>44151774
That's just impressive.

>> No.44157172

YO GET ME IN THE CAP THEY CALL ME SCOTTIE PIMPIN'

>> No.44157746

>>44150999
buy some perfume of your choice and mask the smell

>> No.44157929
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>>44156840
do you think he made a hole in her or just frotted between her clothes?

>> No.44158522

>>44157929
>>/jp/thread/43574083#p43574263

there was definitely a tear,,,,

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>>44157746
>>44156772
tried both of these and they worked, thank you so much

ive learned a valuable lesson from this, don't be a degenerate and don't fuck your plushes

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>>44158522
i didnt expect it to be this bad

>> No.44160500

>>44150999
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQGEiLgLzfw&ab_channel=FumosTV

>> No.44160567

>>44150999
The comfy Kogasa thread died for this shit

>> No.44160601
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Just a reminder that the fact that OP was brave enough to post this thread means that there are probably 20 more /jp/sies out there who were depraved enough to do the same thing but couldn't work up the balls to ask about solving it

>> No.44160716

>>44160601
Reminder? That made absolutely zero fucking logical sense.
Stop making these threads.

>> No.44164054

>>44156419
>>44156800
Wait.
So if I had theoretically jizzed on my room's carpet before I bought an onahole...
Oh god

>> No.44164165

>>44160601
It means op is a gay nigger looking for "funny" stuff to screenshot and get a lot of likes in twitter or reddit.

>> No.44175540

>>44150999
wtf also club soda

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